[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/tv/ - Television & Film



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.



>>
File: 1492255019676.jpg (12 KB, 331x334)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
>independent.co.uk
>>
File: NETFLIX.jpg (46 KB, 722x349)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
NETFLIX
>>
>>99845666
I suppose "banned" is probably the wrong word they're using here but giving someone advice on not to stare at others shouldn't even be necessary. fucking christ, how is it that in this day and age, lots of people still don't know some common decency? why is america filled with so many degenerates? I am truly sad for the normal people over there that have to endure that shit. man, I should go back to China again so that I don't have to listen to garbage news like this
>>
>Netflix

Hide
>>
>>99845666
How is that even justifiable by law?
>>
>>99845871
It's propaganda dumbass

HIDE
>in all fields
>>
I'm just an intern carry-this-or-that guy and I've already been issued a timer to wear on me at all times. It includes a small camera that I must clip to my shirt and application for a phone that makes it vibrate if camera focuses on one place for more that 3 seconds. It's really fucking annoying, because it doesn't really track my eyes but whole body position. They really need to improve this technology, but I guess giving everyone Google Glass isn't an option.
>>
Why would anyone NEED to look at a person for five seconds straight?
>>
Better get practicing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9pFA2XfVEc
>>
>>99845666
They are obviously sweating that a shit ton of claims will start happening
>>
>>99845927
staring contests.
>>
>>99845666
canceling my sub my mum can pay it lol i dont care
>>
>>99845927
holding a (possibly work-related) conversation.
>>
>>99845927
having a conversation
>>
>>99846029
>not staring away and looking around while having a conversation

are you even aloof, anon?
>>
>stares directly at bra covered breasts for 4.99 seconds
>>
>>99845666
Does this rule include actors too?
>>
File: 1507183773070.gif (1.28 MB, 666x666)
1.28 MB
1.28 MB GIF
>>99845666
>SatanDubz

This is Hell, and you're living in it.
>>
>>99845927
Asserting dominance
>>
>>99846310
>hang out in the women's bathroom
>"I'm allowed to watch for 5 seconds"
>>
>>99845927
On a purely hypothetical basis, perhaps, ,maybe, a cameraman
>>
>>99845835
I space out plenty of times. sometimes a woman move into the direct path of my "creep" vision and I'm not there to do anything because as I said I'm fucking spaced out. so she's watching me stare for 20+ seconds, and somehow I'm at fault for being offensive?
>>
How do people look at each other for that amount of time anyway? I have to avert my eyes every couple seconds I look at someone. I can't stand people looking at me or me them.
>>
>>99847906
That because you are an autist. I bet you are an incel
>>
>>99847929
If I don't want to look at someone why would I want to have sex with them? Come on brainlet, try a little harder.
>>
>>99845666
I've been getting way better at making prolonged eye contact and now I'm being told that I'm not supposed to look somebody in the eyes for more than 5 seconds. What the fuck do people want?
>>
>>99847906
Apparently I don't break eye contact, bar the occasional blink
>>
>>99845666
>yeah, you know what? forget the office, i'll be working remote from now on
>>
this is mental illness
>>
>>99845927
When non autists have conversations they look at each others' faces while talking.
>>
File: 1390982770827.jpg (61 KB, 496x629)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>banning people from looking at each other will make them not rape each other
Are these people retarded, Muslim, or both?
That's not how the Human mind works, that's not how anything works. What fucking High-Schooler thought of this as a "solution"?
>>
>>99847906
>I can't stand people looking at me
why
>>
tfw can now justifiably stare at womens feet all day, based netflix.
>>
>>99848293
Insecurity and mental complex.
For random people i can understand this shit, but for people working in the movie industry to be employed with these traits is akin to having an army of soldiers who are afraid of the sound a gun firing makes.
Netflix is in other words filled with mental retards.
>>
wow what great content we can expect when people are too scared to look at each other and everyone's staring at the floor while filming.

i can't tell if this is satire or not and I think that's rather horrible.
>>
File: SUBERMAN.jpg (178 KB, 768x1024)
178 KB
178 KB JPG
>>99845666
>DID I JUST CATCH YOU STARING AT ME FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS YOU WHORE?!?!?!
>SECURITY!!!
>>
>>99845835
t. degenerate
>>
>>99848326
Is this the root cause of foot faggotry? During my first breakup I spent the whole time looking down and thinking "her are pretty though" and I think that was when it started for me.

been looking at the ground for years since
>>
>>99845907
>sit in chair
>swivel back and forth aimlessly for the whole day
>>
>>99848413
>suberman
>not SUPERBMAN
You had one job, faggot. One job.
>>
>>99846253
is that not normal? :/
>>
>>99845666
I want off this ride.
>>
>>99848413
s-sorry
*catches a wiff before being carried off to the police car*
>>
>>99848528
It's not real. Netflix didn't confirm it and it's only just one guy who is the 'source'.
The rest might be real (no long hugs, no asking for phone number, etc.), but the 5 seconds thing isn't.
>>
File: wmn.jpg (25 KB, 333x357)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>99848413
>security? oh i'm sure we can work something out
>>
>>99848578
>It's not real because Netflix hasn't confirmed it
lmao
>>
>at work
>all these sluts come in with degenerate clothes on
>stare at them when they're not looking to spice up my day
Fuck me for their clothes having the desired effect I guess.
>>
>>99845680
Based
>>
>>99848248
the one who don't want #metoo
this is just mocking and making outrage about #metoo
>>
I usually blink about once every five seconds so I think I'm alright
>>
>>99845927
Masturbation
>>
>>99848675
Blinking doesn't count. Now what?
>tfw Jared Leto begins to leer at women in the most perverted manner... but only for 4 seconds at a time... but ALL the time
>>
File: 1524023481910.jpg (100 KB, 640x640)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
>>99848413
That's not far from reality because Superman is BLACKED and he would be disgusted at a woman ogling him.
>>
>quoting from the sun
>>
>>99847972
They want you to be confused, they want you to always be breaking ome rule or another so that they can selectively enforce those rules on people they dont like. Rest assured rhe handsome stars can stare at anyone as long as they please, these rules are for the rest of us
>>
File: 880.jpg (34 KB, 657x527)
34 KB
34 KB JPG
>>99848794

says the independent at the top of the article
>>
How can you tell if someone has been staring at you for more than five seconds unless you've been staring at them for the same amount of time?
>>
>>99846253
t. autist
You look them straight in the eyes if you want to get some respect when talking to people.
>>
File: 1528914674873.gif (1 MB, 480x360)
1 MB
1 MB GIF
>>99845680

this, the only acceptable news links for /tv/ are the huff po, the guardian, buzzfeed, salon, and gawker
>>
>>99848880
I can't look anyone in the eye
I feel like if I don't look at them directly they won't do it either and that's exactly what I want
>>
>>99848632

>New rules imposed on set reportedly include no looking at anyone for longer than five seconds, no lingering hugs, no flirting and no asking for a colleague's phone number.

>reportedly include

>“Everyone was spoken to about #MeToo," an on-set runner currently working on the new season of Black Mirror told The Sun.

>an on-set runner
>black mirror
>the sun

Do you know what an on-set runner does? These are unpaid interns between 18 and 25 who fetch coffee, clean up vomit, and stop people from tripping over power cables

So this whole thing is a shit newspaper reporting on what a teenage boy allegedly told an even more shit newspaper. Allegedly.

Fake news.
>>
File: 1527472322953s.jpg (9 KB, 250x250)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
>has to do a scene with actress
>cuts every 5 seconds to look away
>tfw all netflix productions have fast & furious editing.
>>
>>99848728
...in succession. He leers for four seconds, next target, leers for four seconds, next target, etc.
>>
>>99848925
> working on the new season of Black Mirror

It's either some meta media prank or art crawling out of the screen to rape you like the chick from The Ring.
>>
>>99845666
>tfw Netflix keeps doing retarded things
>Already cancelled by subscription, but I still own stock
>Every time I hear some new retarded thing, I review the stock for signs of faltering.
As of this moment, NFLX has seen a 32% price increase since I bought it at the end of Feb.
Shit makes me nervous as fuck, cuz I KNOW being retarded will bite them, but for now they're printing money.
>>
Here's your writers for the witcher series, bro.
>>
>>99845927
If you're making a film, you may want to look at the actors while directing them. It helps when you know what they're doing.
>>
>>99848925
You're right anon, runners are at the bottom of the food chain so they always get a bunch of rules thrown at them.
>>
>>99845666
>tfw for the numerous reasons listed here, actors, the director, and anyone actually important will be exempted from this rule.
>tfw it will literally be the executive jews making a rule which applies only to the lower-class goyim "crew", but never to their own people (The director and producers) or their favored servants (the actors).
>>
>>99849217

>the ones doing the assaults will not be under this rule

makes you think
>>
File: image.jpg (101 KB, 676x673)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
>>99846253
>>99847906
>>99848511
>>99848914
Hello fellow Aspergers sufferers.
>>
>>99845927
to check out a nice rack or ass
soibois wouldnt understand
>>
>>99845666
Weird




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.