In the grim darkness of the far future, there can still be pure love right?
>>2323164Not if this is an >>>/r/ thread
>>2323290>>2323292Those two would probably get blamed right there if this was the real Warhammer....
Man why is 99 percent of Warhammer 40k Yuri art the sisters of battle. What makes nun bitches so Yuritastic?
>>2323600We don't know how the Imperium views homosexuality. For all we know they're fine with it.Also, there's a lesbian couple in the Imperial Guard in the Ciaphas Cain books.
>>2324893There's another lesbian in Gaunt's Ghost, this little red head that likes beating people up, Gaunt's fond of her.However, considering the Imperium's only real resource are human bodies, I think a relationship that's purely emotional and physical, without any reproduction would be considered taboo, and chaosy. Slannesh and all that.
>>2324893The images the other anon quoted are of eldar on human, which is heresy.Also I doubt the IoM as a whole gives a shit who their citizens are fucking as long as they're loyal humans. Though independant planets may or may not care about such things.>>2324898The IoM has human bodies as it's only resource that it has in excess, though some planets (typically death worlds) only ever export human soldiers. The IoM has a population is probably somewhere in the quadrillions if not quintillions, and the wealthier worlds / people would definately have the tech to circumvent the inability for a same sex couple to produce a child.Producing more people is only a problem on the most extreme of Imperial worlds. Furthermore Slaanesh is about excess. You have to go WAY out of your way to be corrupted without dicking around with straight up chaosy shit. Hell if anything just being with another human being and "appreciating" the holy human form would probably get your superiors liking you as long as you did it on your own time.
>>2324908In the older canon, I think I rember reading that rich humans kept Eldar concubines. I wonder what the Inquisition (Ordo Xenos or whatever its called) would think of some governess, with an enslaved farseer sucking her cunt.
>>2324918Depends on how important the Governor is and the particular beliefs of the Inquisitor. More radical ones would be more willing to overlook things but more normal or puritan ones would get to the blaming.
>>2324963Whenever I see Eldar porn, I just remember the Imperial Guards primer and think this is just bullshit,BTW, does anyone know any good Warhammer yuri?
>>2324968>Whenever I see Eldar porn, I just remember the Imperial Guards primer and think this is just bullshit,Wot?>BTW, does anyone know any good Warhammer yuri?https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_wet_dream_of_selena_agnahttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Training_in_Paradisehttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Jungle_Feverhttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Price_of_a_Progena
A proper sister of battles reaction to filthy xenos...
Where are my beloved Tech-priestesses?Bump for yuri involving servants of the Machine-God.An Electro-Priestess doing a female human Imperial Guard Psyker would be amazing.
>>2325091Yeah nobody wants to fuck literal robots.
>>2325421They're cyborgs, not robots.Also>not wanting to fuck a robot
>>2325423Barely. The tech priests are basically 90 percent robot
>>2325425Depends on the priest in question.
With the confirmation of a new breed of Space Marines coming thanks to Guilliman and according to rumors on /tg/ it will have female ones what will happen to the Sisters of Battle, will they be squatted?
>>2325499Wut? When the hell did rumors about female Astrates ever emerge?!
with the rumors of the 8th edition and leaks of new space marines, also ppl on /tg/ are saying the store managers know that they'll be female heads for the nuMarines
>>2324893There's another in one of the Horus Heresy books. Sexuality outside of Slaanesh is generally fine. It's strange that the worst Xenophobic totalitarian theocracy of all is actually more forgiving of homosexuality then most other things.Also this thread is full of Heresy. So might as well add some more.
>>2325879The IoM has pretty much eliminated race/sex/sexuality prejudices as far as organizations that matter within the Imperium go. Worst you'll get in terms of general discrimination would probably be about what planet you were born on and your general position in the Imperium as far as humans go.Though I believe that there are different sects of the Imperium Cult that hate each other, but such civil wars are commonplace in the imperium.
>>2325959I dont know. I still think someone born on Holy Terra would consider themselves superior to someone born on a Hive World. I also think homosexuality would still be considered abnormal.
>>2326639>abnormal.See this is why garden worlds are like eight times better than Terra. They don't have people bringing up stupid shit constantly.
>>2324850>female only heavily religious institution that teaches a religion that says a lot about who you must hate but not who you must loveThink Marimite or Sonohana.
>>2326641But anon, Slannesh will corrupt the yuri girls, the Inquisition is just doing its job.
>>2326646Yeah huh, I bet it will dumb fuck.Stop posting Slan no one's gonna fall for your tricks.
>>2326639>someone born on Holy TerraIs unlikely to ever leave it, so his opinion shouldn't matter.Besides, if he's a good Imperial citizen he'll ignore any girls making out because the Imperial Creed says he most likely has other things to worry about than girls making out.
>>2326639I did mention planets are a basis for discrimination. Also abnormal would probably be a stretch for most Imperials feelings on homosexuality. They've had 38k years to progress and the current faith doesn't give a singular fuck about one's partner(s) as long as they're a human loyalist.
>>2324893It's about the fact that one of those two is an Eldar. She's a Xenos fucker and thus would be purged with the foul Xenos.
>>2323164The lack of true heresy in this thread is heretical.
>>2334288I'm done for now.
If I recall Gameworkshop canonized the psyker's backstory. They didn't use any names of course but it was still neat.
>>2335359The Boons of St. Alys.
Why is this thread filled with so much heresy?
>>2335352Well if cultist-chan weren't already the sort of person you shot on sight, that shitty costume would just make it easier to do so.
>>2325506Rumors emerged when a new trailer on the WarhammerTV youtube channel revealed that Guilliman and big AdMech Dominus dude are working on a new line of supersoliders, able to surpass space marines.Since we don't know what these supersoliders could be, people suspected that the "no girls allowed" rule of the Adeptus Astrates doesn't apply to them.
>>2335370Nothing heretical here, mr. Commissar. We're just a group of truly loyal PDF with too much free time. We're truly loyal and worship false emp ...... god-emperor every day!
>>2335377She's not THAT bad...
>>2335392Update:The new supersoliders are called "Primaris marines", bigger, stronger space marines which can be produced a lot faster. There are no female features shown on their models, and as such, it can be assumed that there are no women among them.
>>2337759Why would they even have any? Men are more expendable and are naturally stronger. It would be easier to make men into super soldiers in the first place.
>>2324893As far as the Imperium is concerned, they don't care so long as you are both God-Emperor-fearing and tax paying citizens.>>2324908>>2325959>>2326652What these upstanding Nigerians said.>>2337759Oh shit nigga.
>>2337836>nigeriansBut there aren't any Salamanders here.
>>2337836>What these upstanding Nigerians said.That's just one person, me, but thanks.
>>2325421Oh come on. Tell me there isn't some yuri potential to be had with tech priests.
>>2338104Unfortunately, those sentiments and feelings are the first that go.
>>233783140K is full of fantasy and doing things because they are cool, fun or Grimdark.It wouldn't be the only case of female soliders anyhow.Tau, all varieties of Eldar, and the Imperial guard all feature female soliders, with only the Imperial guard separating them into female only regiments.Sisters of silence and the Adeptus Sororitas are both exclusively female armies, though the latter exists due to some bureocracy of "no men being allowed to serve in arms"
>>2337759That was already a given these new ones used the genetic template of the original Space Marines no females then no females now either. But given how fucked the IoM is right now someone will see what happens when you apply gene seed into a Battle Sister.>>2323290>>2323292This isn't heresy this is my sure fire interrogation method
>>2337831The IoM has an absurd population and the enemies that they have that are worth noting are mostly all physically superior to humans to begin with. Discriminating based on sex is pointless, especially when women have proven to be capable at every level of the Imperium aside from being able to be Astartes. Though it should also be noted that women take to becoming Calidus Assassins much better than men do, and as such the temple is almost exclusively female and a good Imperial assassin shits all over most astartes.Also thousands of years of adaptation to various hostile environments that the guard likes the recruit from, the primary weapon being a fucking laser gun, and a possible unknown level of genetic manipulation even in the baseline population during the Dark Age of Technology pretty easily hand waves away most issues of the differences of sex for the guard.The only reason why they continue to only use men is because the new system is based off of the old Astartes system developed by the Emps and he got it working for men only. It's not like the IoM wouldn't love to double the pool of potential super soldiers, it's just a limit of their technology.
>>2323164not really yuri (i hope somebody will make a fanart of this) but i still have to post it because its cute :3
>>2338130I remember this choose your own adventure thing a while ago(Raeg and Boon's creator joined in) where a female based medical servitor transformed another person into her double. They proceeded to link their systems and experienced if not love, than completion with each other.
>>2341067How is that not yuri? Is one of them a guy somehow?
>>2341067These dykes live a perfect life.
>>2341067does anyone know, who they are (and if there is more?)
>>2323164yes, but it is the love of the emperor
>>2344214What the hell? That Commisiar should be fired. A proper one would have summarily executed her right their.
>>2344216Contrary to popular belief, Commissars don't just BLAM everything and everyone. And cadets are much too valuable to BLAM anyways, unless they seriously fucked up.
>>2344214This is awesome. We need more from these two.
>>2344229There's alot of potential certainly.
>>2344214Isn't this relationship breaking protocol?
>>2345026They're in two entirely different programs, so probably not.Though they can't expect to ever see one another again after graduation.
>>2345032The Commissar is going to be eaten by nids, and the Sister is going to be used as paint by some Grey Knights.
>>2345034The Grey Knights can go fuck themselves!
>>2345034>the Sister is going to be used as paint by some Grey Knightsfuck this pissed me off when i read it, stupidest shit
>>2345034>the Sister is going to be used as paint by some Grey Knights.That did get retconned, thankfully. What didn't get retconned is their atrocious W/L ratio and this will never change because they're all but squatted now.
>>2345074Hot yuri nuns don't sell well.
>>2345080>Hot yuri nuns don't sell wellwhyyyyythey'd probably sell better if they ever got a proper codex/models tho within the last two decades (unless the have in the couple of years i've been out of the loop)
>>2345087Hey at least you aren't Bretonnia and the squats.
Do any of the 40k races accept surrender and take prisoners, or is every encounter just a battle to the death?I read a story about some Imperial woman who captures an injured Eldar and nurses her back to health in her quarters and I want some more of that kind of thing.
>>2345095For the Imperials, it all depends on who is most in charge of the situation and what they want. Tau are probably more likely to accept surrenders because they're naive like that. Orcs pretty much won't. Regular ass Eldar might if it's part of some super elaborate plan and the Dark eldar aim to take captives because they're awful people with awful reasons for taking the captives. Nids are bugs and just eat people.
>>2345095the tau do, they accept defectors on the condition that they serve the tau the same way they served their enemies. high level imperials like inquisitors might spare members of some races if they had an ulterior motive, but there'd be no good ending. eldar most likely would based entirely on self preservation, but they can also see the future apparently so if letting someone live was gonna cause trouble for eldar down the line, they wouldn't
>>2345087They recently (as of Gathering Storm) got a lot of special new characters. All but one were introduced just to be killed and the other, St. Celestine, did a fantastic job. Jobbing, I mean. To Abaddon.>>2345095Imperials: depends on who is in charge.Tau: they'll welcome you and then indoctrinate the shit out of you.Eldar: no.Dark Eldar: you better not get taken alive.Orks: you get krumped.Tyranids: they have no concept of surrendering.Necrons: I don't think they will.Chaos: depending on which God does the force you're surrendering to follows. Khornates will kill you anyways, Slaaneshis will torture you, Nurglites will welcome you with poxes and if you surrendered it's because it was Tzeentch's plan for you to do so, which makes you a cog in his Plan to be used until discarded.Do note that there's absolutely no benefit to surrendering anyways.>a story about some Imperial woman who captures an injured Eldar and nurses her back to health in her quartersYou have my interest.
>>2345187>You have my interest.Luckily, I don't visit 1d4chan much so I found it in my history pretty quick.https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Idranel#Dear_.27Farseer.27_Part_OneJust the "Dear Farseer" blurbs. I haven't read the other entries there, not sure if there's more yuri.
>>2345187>Orks: you get krumped.depends, if you're ded'ard, some boss will take you for torture and release you again because you make a good enemy(like ghaz and yarrick)tankbustas willl roast you(like a peking duck, not like roast me thread on /soc/)some will take hostages to be used as target practice or human protein bar('umies tasted better than snotlings)'Crons will take hostage if you're unique enough (Trollzyn have some imperials "collection", as in whole IG regiment and a guy in power armor)
>>2345200Those are not just some Imperial woman and just any injured Eldar, those are rather big names in Dawn of War 2. Still cute, though.
>>2345211Ah, I haven't played it. I see now those references to the game at the top of the page. I guess I never bothered scrolling up when I was first linked there.
>>2345034Bullshit. There can be oddly happy endings in the most unlikely of places>>2335359.Also I did read something awhile back about a worshipper of Slaanesh who worshipped it for eternal youth and mastery over her body.Because chaos can also be positive almost nonexistent in this setting but the chaos gods do feed off of and can potentially represent positive chaos.Anyway basically the woman kept absorbing Slaanesh's most powerful daemons to maintain her youth until Slaanesh personally showed up and basically said; " Sis I'll make you a Daemon Prince please stop eating my most powerful daemons!"Shit like that is rare but it was kinda a happy ending.>>2345080That has to because they're not marketed. A bunch of white haired women wearing either power armor or form fitting black outfits wielding giant swords?That sounds like the most marketable shit ever. Especially to nerds wanting waifu figures.
>>2345200...well, what do you know, someone actually saved that stuff. I wrote those over on /tg/ years and years ago.
>>2345229Not everyone survives being made into a daemon prince. Most go insane because of it.
>>2345339That woman survived it and Slaanesh likes the deal because it's a middle finger to her daemon's for letting a human surpass them.I think the story is in one of the role playing books unfortunately I don't have it but I've read the passages somewhere.On another note some of the members of the Inquisition can be pretty chill I know Kaede likes to keep an eye on psykers to help them.And there's that woman who hates corruption but is still idealistic.
>>2345335Thanks for writing them, anon.
>>2345229>>2345359Was that woman Miriael Sabathiel?
>>2345526Ax'senaea the thrice possessed. She welcomed a Keeper of Secrets into her soul and absorbed it. As her title suggests she did it three times until Slaanesh stepped in.
Wow so many Chaos apologists here.
>>2345805I'm imp at heart, but there's almost no nonheretical yuri.Related: Chem-chanhttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chem-chan
>>2325554There's never any more of these two except for that sketchy rapey stuff.
>>2351431WTF is up with that image. Some Slannesh heresy.
Apologies if any of these are reposts; I don't presently have time to read the full thread but would like to contribute.
>>2354609>>2351444A Chaos Cultist and a loyal Sororitas being forced to smooch.
>>2354635hard to tell what Techpriests have under their robes, so this could easily count as yuri
>>2354637hell, as standardized and shapeless as Cadian-issue flak vests are, even this cuteness could be yurithough the techpriest is likely more probable
>>2354640no idea why Lolicron and a Tau are playing with a multimelta, but they're doing so together, so...
aaand I'm done for now. Not ending on a strong note but I wanted to clump the Cultist/Sororitas pairing together as best I could
>>2345925There's a ton of Sororitas out there, often drawing on the old Japanese "schoolgirl lesbians" cliche plus Catholic schoolgirl overtones, and a fair few Techpriestesses with delightful squirmy mechadendrites, but for canon stuff it's mostly Guardswomen in the novels.
Is /u/ okay with sisters invoking the emperor's name during coitus with another woman?
>>2355630As long the woman is not a xeno/traitor/related to chaos, it's okayThe Emperor protects even the dykes
>>2354634Heresy. Involving that bacon smelling chaos worshipper is definitely heresy.
>>2345187Funny since Celestine is pretty on par with Failbaddon in terms of crunch. And in fluff she was severely weakened.
>>2345094>BretonniaI'd trade getting squatted and then be revitalized as a major faction in the most popular strategy game of the year than this limbo of suffering
Imperial Guardswoman with felinid recruits.
I probably have more but my folders are a mess.
It's a female daemonette so I guess it counts? Spoilered for heresy nonetheless.
Please don't die
>>2364249It's plagued by heresy, it deserves to die.
>>2364349Purest form of love grown on the battlefield is the most divine thing ever!
Warhammer fantasy is better then 40k
>>2364817Warhammer Fantasy is dead.
>>2361227I thought that said 'skub'.
>>2366080Look lets not even start.we all know /u/ is a pro-skub board.
>>2365986It lives on in vidya
>>2345026Flick should really do more art.
How lewd is this?
needs more chaos
For the Empress
As a person who rp's a Sister of Battle who bangs literally anything she can get their pants down, I like this thread
>>2374773People seem to ignore Chaos lesbian sex would probably be having a chainsword up you're anus.
>>2378262Only if you're Slaaneshi. Nurgle is tame but disgusting, Tzeentch is awkward, as they're all nerd virgins, and Khornate lesbian sex is angry/incredibly aggressive (but not necessarily violent) or on your period.
>>2345095All factions but nids have some level or group who will take you alive. It's just that in every single scenario, it's a bad Idea because at the very minimum you'll be tortured for the rest of your life.
>>2386321Orkz will turn you into a kebab or target practice Or slaves, but they usually prefer grots and snotlings
>>2386321>But nidsYou're forgetting about Genestealer cults.They don't torture their subjects, in fact, it's more like a big, happy only somewhat mind-controlled family.
Why has no-one posted /tg/s greatest creation yet?
>>2386518Christ, how old is that?
>>2345095The Tau love to incorporate captured aliens into their own ranks.I don't think there's any canon info on how they feel about gay sex or cross-species sex. Cross-caste reproduction is forbidden, but that's to maintain clear genetic distinctions between the Tau castes. The Ethereals may just not give a damn one way or the other about sex that has no chance or producing babies.
>>23865192011. Five years.
>>2386490Yeah but don't the young produced by genestealers eat their way out of their mothers?
>>2389154Where do these get posted?
>>2389155I found it in /aco/Also, there is a Celestine X Yvraine fapfichttps://archiveofourown.org/works/11560386
>>2388536This is not mentioned anywhere in the fluff, you're thinking of the Xenomorph from Alien (Which, admittedly, is a very similar concept.)Genestealer hybrids are born normally, look absolutely hideous featuring one or two extra arms, a bulbous head, irregularly structured skin and an inhuman voice.Nonetheless, their parents (and all other members of the cult) love them with all of their heart due to the genestealer brainwashing. All of those gross deformities are not seen as what they are, but rather as a blessing from the four-armed god. Genestealer cults are the happiest faction after Nurgle demons, right up until the moment when a hive fleet passes by and eats them all.
>>2386518I thought they all have boyfriends, any gay Primarchs?
>>2390940There's this. Which I have been trying for AT LEAST a year to get someone to write a smutfic about.The girls involved are Miranda (Fem-Magnus) and Freya (fem-Russ)
>>2324850>religious order that consists of nothing but women>get taught that there is nothing more beautiful than the human form>the order basically worships the female form, as seen in their armordesign>love is no heresyI don't see what there is not to understand
>>2390981Why you bully Mangus :( Hasn't he (or she in this case) suffered enough?
>>2389154I love these.
>>2389154This relationship is heresy! Sisters of Battle can only love the God-Emperor
>>2404038"If heresy is wrong, I don't want to be right~"
>>2344214I-is that Cain as her teacher?
>>2374153Lewd enough and given that they are elves that's been their thing for centuries or millenia.
>>2323164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI>M-maybe just.. one read...
>>2390981I like to write but I know nothing about these characters.
>>2416952I like this concept.
tsundere peach offering
>>2324963The takeaway here is that elves are bad at tribadism?
>>2418015Look "Warhammer High" in 1d4chan.>>2427708Maybe it is the first time tise DEldar had sex without creepy stuff.
>>2415801I thought the same thing. I'll just go ahead and say it is.
>>2344216It's Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, he's allowed to do that.
>>2390981Fem-Russ should have been straight up Horo like in the memes.
>>2374153I'm expecting some art for Warhammer: Total War 2. Especially involving the High Elf Princess unit.
>>2441441Even better anon there's a canon lesbian in it. Felecion, Makelith, the Witch Kings's, left hand sorceress. She was lovers with a cruel Dreadlord (Whom yes, despite being too armored to tell, is a girl, as they call her a she, and talk about how she's famed for her beauty.)First fully canon gay character in Warhammer too.
>>2441641What about that qt Dark Elf officer unit they showed in the Skaven trailer?
>>2441641You got some pics of the dread lord?
>>2441644She apparently fought alongside the Norscans, and was highly respected by them. Maybe that's we're she got the taste for females QT's.
>>2441646Isn't she just a generic unit?
>>2441667Dreadlord is a rank. (A general recruit able) This Dreadlord happened to be a lesbian/lover of a sorceress. She appears only in cutscene.
>>2441669So potential DLC?
>>2441671Unlikely. People would be pissed if they added a lesbian/no name character when there's so many famous Dark Elves that aren't in yet.
>>2441641She end up being killed by her own brother.Though he also aquires her soul cage at the end so he might ressurect her again too, since her death was part of a ritual, not because he wanted to kill her
>>2441676It's kinda sad. But yeah, Shadowblade does what he's told. He may love his sister, but he's a Khainate Assassin first and foremost.
>>2441678Yeah but given that he does get her soul cage he probably will succeed
It's pretty funny even Western devs do the dead lesbian trope.
Morathi, aka the most evil bitch in the world, and the founder of Shadow Magic, is now bisexual according to the new ebook.This is what she looks like BTW.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEsvGngW0AAwWDW.jpg:large
>>2425139Game of Thrones reference?
>>2444385I think Neferata is also bisexual. Also her cousin, Khalida, was based on a real female Pharaoh who might have been a lesbian.
>>2444501Doubtful. The values of the characters are backwards.
What does an innocent female guardsmen wish to be defiled by? Fanatical Sisters of Battle who decided she needs to be punished for her sins, female Slanneshi cultists who will show her untold pleasures alongside pain, or an all female gene stealer cult?
>>2444385So is she going to rape her right there?
>>2448834How about all three across the span of her career.
>>2448834You forget the Dark Eldar
Speaking of Total Warhammer.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12698794/1/The-Frozen-War
>>2389830Naw he's right they do, it's mentioned in one of the Deathwatch books. Might just be the purestrains that go full Alien, but being a woman around a genestealer cult is a great way to get some horrible shit to happen to you.
>>2449763No uncensored version?
>>2461381Can't find it yet.
>>2364817You are 100% right.
>>2441641Neferata's right hand (wo)man was confirmed gay though.
>>2474149I believe it was a prostitute. But it was just heavy heavy subtext.Felecion, her dreadlord lover, and Morathi are the first ones to be explicitly confirmed gay or bi
Think CA will include Queen Khalida in the Tomb Kings faction DLC?
>>2476357I dont give a shit about the lesbian pharaoh, I want the strongest willed man in the entire Old World.>"I do not serve...I rule....SETTRA RULES!"
when do St. Celestine and Inquisitor Greyfax have awkward gay space handholdings
>>2479175>former bolter bitch turned totally not a daemon prince of the GEoM>An inquisitor>being awkwardly gayI'm not sure if i should slap you upside the head for being stupid or congratulate you for your excellent idea.
>>2476357I really hope Nefy is included in it. They had some incest subtext if I recall. (and Nefy is canonically bi)
>>2479175By the Emperors Golden Throne, that is probably the greatest idea to combat chaos I have seen. Somebody reward this brick in our wall of guns for using the purest form of love and the most devout servants of the Emperor and combining them into one unbeatable package.
>>2448889>recently read up on eldar lore>see this postI'm pretty sure Dark Eldar are far too twisted at this point for anything as vanilla as rape. They'd probably skin the lady guard alive just as a warm-up.
>>2482604Depends on the Dark Eldar. There could be a few that are into handholding
>>2482694Not even Slaanesh would sink to that level of depravity.
>>2482694honestly that might be worse for some poor girl brought up on the Imperial Creed and when the other person involved is a filthy xeno
>>2482884Come to think about it, a Dark Eldar slowly seducing an Imperial Guardwoman through cuddling, handholding, and fluffy sex would be a pretty good crackfanfic.
>>2485437That's pretty fucking lewd.
>>2485437Now need a pic of two DE having consensual sex in the missionary position and another shouting YOU SICK FUCKS!
Would Mala/chaos united be a girl?