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>navel piercing
>loves icecream
>"shy"
She's a slut, isn't she?
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Or a slave
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Watching DJ Octavio during the final battle got Marina into DJing
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There are no good Octolings. They all deserve extermination.
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She's trash.
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She's not a slut, she just loves dick.
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>>384250113
You're trash
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The Squids that own her want her to dress that way. She's nervous because they're offscreen with weapons while they're doing the show.
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>>384249471
she will not divide us
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>>384249471
No, he's a tranny.
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If humans died out ages ago then why do they know about needing to stay off the hook so that they don't become food?
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>>384249471
Is she even shy anymore with the Treehouse's localization?
I mean she looks constantly shy and worried, but she doesn't appear to act like it.
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>Marina fanart
>Makes her look way worse

>Pearl fanart
>Makes her look way better

Strange world we live in
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>>384250371
Bad localization.
Captcha: Callie Vision
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>>384250269
You guys have some strage fetishes
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She's a nigger, and I hate niggers.
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>>384249471
Is liking ice cream a sign of being a slut?

>tfw you were a slut the whole time and never knew
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>>384250371
They still have ancient sources to learn from. The jellyfish that runs the shirt store speaks in a Shakespearean accent or whatever you call it because he learned the language through reading ancient texts.
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>>384251861
Yes, you're a bad bad dirty girl (male)
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>>384251861
I've got some cream for you baby
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>>384250371
You only have the the Inklings word the humans are all gone and the Inklings word is about as trustworthy as Todd Howard's
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>>384253132
>the Inklings word is about as trustworthy as Todd Howard's
Height, too.
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>>384253132
So they're saying the truth then.
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>>384250440
Marina already looks good while pearlfags are literally delusional pedophiles.
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>>384249471
>>loves icecream
>slut
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>>384253262
That cat is a slut
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Why must Pearlfags and Marinafags fight, they are two halves of a whole, neither could thrive without the other
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>>384250397
This pisses me off to no end. They made her act exactly like Marie without changing her body language. She's standing there blushing and nervously fixing her hair while calling Pearl a dumb cunt.
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Apparently in Japanese version in Splatoon 2, Marina calls Pearl “senpai”.
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>>384254346
>that pic
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>>384250309

i make poost
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>>384254346
Just when I thought I couldn't love this game any more than I already do.
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I WANT TO FUCK A SQUID
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>>384249471

She's a nigger. By default she is a slut.
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>>384255641
This, bunch of race traitors
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>>384255856
COLONIZED
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Not only a slut, but a nigger too
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>>384249471
>>384250365
this
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Why do people post this ugly slut when Pearl exists?
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>>384256295
>>384256070
Pearlfags need to spout this shit to get over the fact Marina is clearly better
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>>384249471
She's a nigger.
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>>384256781
Nah, shes just a regular nappy headed street nigger. Shes even a """dj""" lmao
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nigger trash
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>>384256781
WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN
WE WILL SEND THE WHORE OF BABYLON TO WHENCE SHE CAME
THE FUTURE OF INKOPOLIS AND ALL OF SOCIETY DEPENDS ON OUR WILL TO FIGHT ON
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nigger
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Nigger
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SHES A NIGGER JERRY, A NIGGER
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>>384256880
>Nappy headed
>Street nigger
>''''''''''
How does it feel to be so wrong all the time
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>>384249471
>That hair
Isn't she an octoling? The same guys that were terrorizing and splatting the Squidkids in the first game? Why is she one of the new squid sisters now?
>tfw brave squidkids died fighting the octoling menace only to have future generations idolize their enemies
This has to stop.
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how do you think her pussy tastes like?
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Is /v/ racist?
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>>384257354
Aids because shes a nigger
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WE
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>>384257282
The Octolings needed a power source to keep their species alive, the inklings needed Zapfish to power their strobe lights and smoke machines and then the Octolings lost and got even more downtrodden
Then the Inklings thought is would be funny to pick one of them and make them dance and sing for their amusement while knowing full well that they'd turn on them the second they messed up
It's all a bit fucked up really
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>>384256724
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>>384257372
Yes. Don't fall for the "But we're on 4chan, so it's ironic racism" meme.
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Post that one image.
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>>384257372
I think the majority isn't but can't be bothered saying anything to the overly vocal minority
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>>384257354
fresh seafood
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>>384253132
>tfw old rugged survivor todd is the only human left
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>>384257354
charred octopus
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>>384257658
Lol no. Don't fall for the "How do you do fellow /v/-goers? We are all real racists here! *plants confederate flag*" meme.
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>>384257354
Pearl's Tongue
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>>384257964
delete!
>>384257751
Do you mean this don't look if you don't to be spoiled.
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>>384258125
Forgot image.
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Wtf i hate niggers now
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>>384257964
DO IT FAGGOT
YOU DON'T HAVE THE NERVE
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haven't played this game, probably never will

where's callie?
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>>384258550
she is so asshurt that she lost the final splatfest that she defected
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>>384250397
>>384253860
Do yall know what she says in the original Japanese? Cause I didn't really get "shy" from her body language. I can easily see that interpretation, but it wasn't really the first thing I thought about her.
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>>384258550
In the same boat

she defected, a boss of the second game got leaked as the bad guy from the first one and Callie together
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>>384258550
Boss
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>>384258651
'Reserved' might be a better word
She's meant to be the antithesis of Pearls upfront, in your face attitude
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>>384258030
>"Niggers are ugly monkeys."
>"Niggers are violent shiftless wastes on society."
>"Nigger are subhuman, aids ridden inferiors."
>"Niggers are niggers."
>"You can't even argue this, because I have empirical data to back all this up"
>"LOL, but we're on 4chan. Just kidding!"
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>>384253685
lol no, if they were to go solo Marina would end up David Guetta tier or better while Pearl would end up Vanilla Ice tier or worse
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>>384257372
No we just say nigger and make racist jokes a lot.
Some retards think those are one and the same but they're idiots.

Also at least personally, black women are hot as fuck.
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>>384258721
He didn't censor it, the absolute madman
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>>384257213
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>>384258721
We need a video of that asap
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>>384258806
Half of /v/ is black weebs, most of those posts come from them
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>>384249471
>oh boi, i'm bored sucking dicks, oh, i know, how about i trash talk about that new splatoon waifu and laugh at the amount ot replies i get.
also, can you explain to me why the fuck loving ice cream is for sluts?
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Playable octolings when
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>>384258806
>people say insane offensive shit just to piss people off
whoa what is this new concept that definitely hasn't been a mainstay of the internet for multiple decades

>>384258760
Ok, well does the original JP dialogue reflect that? Is there actually a bad discrepancy or were they just bitching about assumptions?
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>>384258826
The point is that neither of them could go Solo, Pearl is the front man, she takes the brunt of the public attention and provides the showmanship of the pair while Marina lays down the tasty beats and backs up Pearl's lyrics with her vocals
Either of them would fall apart without the other
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>>384257964
What a glorious time we live in
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>>384258939
Oh, this is my new favorite version of the "ironic racism" meme. Where you claim all the racists posts come from non-white shitposters. You found a new way to deflect blame from racists.

>>384259069
>Everyone is saying things they don't actually mean to piss people off.
>Anyone expressing an inflammatory opinion, doesn't truly hold the believe.
LAFF.
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>>384259069
I honestly have no clue but it makes sense to me from her body language and generic duo dynamics, especially in Japanese media
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>>384249789
HER TENTACLE HAIR CLIPS THROUGH HER ARM
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>>384258940
because it is
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>>384259250
>>Anyone expressing an inflammatory opinion, doesn't truly hold the believe.
That's not what I said nor is it implied by what I said. Kill yourself if you're gonna do this dishonest shit.
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>>384259267
We've been through this, the gif has been slowed down to frame by frame speed and it goes over her arm
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>>384259069
It's much different in Japanese. Pearl talks about herself in both versions, but in Japan she's more quiet and tries to reign Pearl in whereas in America she outright insults Pearl and is a lot more "sassy".

I wish I could find the image comparing them but it's really obvious in the stage description banter.
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I bet the squidlings all smell like tuna.
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>>384259246
>of course microwaving used diapers you find in others' garbage to wear is safe
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>>384249471
>idol
>octoling
I don't think it's a secret that the sucks big producer tentacle to get by.
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>>384253340
Yes, you read that correctly. You're a fucking slut.
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>>384259267
>>384259403
It will never not be fucking embarrassing to me that most people who share my hobby get worked up over things like this.
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>>384259518
does it get any comfier than wearing used diapers while playing vidya?
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>>384259537
>ywn be an Inkling producer
>ywn get to treat Marina like a worthless slave behind the scenes
>ywn break her emotionally and mentally until she is a soulless husk of herself
>ywn watch her have to pretend to be perky and upbeat on stage knowing all the while what is waiting for her afterwards
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>>384257213
That is fucking repulsive
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>>384249471
>that outfit
no shit.
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What an ugly nigger. Nintendo should be ashamed
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>>384259373
Well your argument is retarded. Of course people say inflammatory shit. Acknowledging that those people exist, does nothing to address my claim that there are racists littering the board.
The only way your point makes even half the sense you want it to, is if I assume that you mean all, and not only some. Because if you could prove that "all" people are being ironic, then my argument is destroyed. But if you can prove that "some" people are ironic, then my argument stands.
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>>384259410
Interesting. I'm not really surprised since I know different localizations were pretty different in Splatoon 1 (particularly US vs EU english).
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>>384259297
>why are you sucking dicks?
>because i do
With suck logic, i suppose you're brain dead.
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>>384260675
such logic*
sorry, was keking so hard i typed like shit
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>>384257213
Pearl will never look that good in any reality
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>>384260028
I never said anything about what portion of people are joking or whatever. I have no reason to try to prove that there are literally 0 actually racists who use 4chan, and it would be impossible cause I'm not psychic. Making racist jokes has been a part of 4chan for the 12 years I've been here and if you can't tell people are joking most of the time you're either a sperg or should stop going to /pol/
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>>384260956
You're right, she looks better in-game.
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>>384260028
>4chan is full of evil white cis racist trump voters reddit told me so ;(
It's called bantz you fucking idiot, we're just having fun and the black guys are in on the joke
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I feel more offended when people try to "defend" me and my race.
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Look at this fucking nigger
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>>384258806
>posts a bunch of facts
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Why are white guys so afraid of black guys?
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>>384263083
It's spics. White guys aren't up yet or are at work.
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>>384263083
I'm Australian so I've met very few black people of African descent in my life (aboriginals are worse than the niggest of niggers, just don't ask about them) so for me it's a lack of exposure mixed with the general cultural image of black people as bad guys and criminals
The few black guys I've met have been pretty cool for the most part
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>>384249471
does the review embargo drop today?
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>>384263083
im always afraid theyll think im racist if i look at them wrong. ironically this makes me racist. i dont want to get into trouble
im afraid of everything different to myself for this reason
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>>384258806
Feel free to refute any of that, by the way.
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>>384264041
It's nothing unnatural, niggers are not people, they are wild animals. I mean, you wouldn't fuck around with a wild boar or a rabid dog now would you? The coons are no different.
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>>384263083
because blacks kill thousands of whites (by far exceeding the number of blacks killed by whites) and are responsible for over 50% of violent crime while only being 12% of the population?

???????

You may as well ask why people are afraid of sharks.
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>>384250217
I want to impregnate Marina's cleavage.
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>>384264104
CUTE
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>>384257964
IMPOSSIBLE, ITS AS THE STONE TABLETS PREDICTED
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>>384264104

WE WUZ neko mimi 'n shieet?
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>>384258806
Is Rogan the ultimate alpha male?
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>>384264613
I know this is a porn star but I don't remember her naem
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>>384264442
so you think a nigga is just gonna kill you just because youre white? You sound like a bitch, cmon.
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>>384264104
nigga chan is cute CUTE
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>>384263083

Growing up around blacks has enlightened me to their ways. You can't fool me, I'm not brain washed by jews anymore.

>Try to befriend them, they steal your pokemon cards
>Hang out with them, they'll make fun of you to seem cooler to the other ones
>Always asking to borrow money, never intending to pay it back
>Have a gf, don't respect her
>Talk shit but can never take a joke
>Try to help them with school work, they just want the answers
>7 of 8 fights I've had were with nigs and all in highschool

Race realism; around blacks, never relax. The reality I had growing up defeats anything you could say.
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>>384249471
Why does she look like she's perpetually holding in a shit?
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>>384265248
Weird, same happened to me growing up, but my village was all white scandis.
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>>384264613
>>384264818
Monitoring for the name.
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>>384254346
cute
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Cake fans it's ok. there's always next time.
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>>384264337
Back to pol
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>Pearlfags are /pol/ kiddies

Figures.
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>>384265248
Thid pretty much. I wasn't born racist, my interractions and dealings with them over the years made me one. Only liberal white cucks who live in the suburbs give them any credence. Sure there are a few good apples within the community and I'm sure they are fine people(which by the way is completely self-destructive), but that doesn't change that you never relax around blacks. The jews don't have me.
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>>384265248
Its called stop making friends with bad people. Believe it or not, blacks arent the only ones who do this. Shocking, i know
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>>384264818
>>384265457

Brittany Danyelle
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>>384256781
>B-B-BUT PEARLFAGS

lmaoing at your life.
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I WANT TO DICK HER OCTOPUSSY
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>>384256781
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>>384249471

She's pure as fresh snow.
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>>384257964
>Baby Fur
>Anal fisting
Oh what the fuck
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>>384267413
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>>384249471

>all this salty brine over the forehead losing
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>>384257658
Why are you posting the least racist Broadway performer of his era?
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>>384267580
Pure nigger lol
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>>384254346
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Literally junior high school-grade humor.
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>>384264104
God bless race mixing.
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>>384249471
also a nigger
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>that outfit
>that piercing
>that "makeup"
safe assumption
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>>384267580
>snow
>snow is white
try again
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>>384268485
>black ice
>so pure you can't even see it
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>>384267580
Anyone noticed how her tentacles curl up by themselves?
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>>384264104
I want to impregnate her black teenage womb and take her live in a nice neighborhood so she can raise our mulatto kids into upstanding law-abiding citizens
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>>384269247
>willingly contracting aids
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splatoon is absolutely disgusting
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>>384258721

This kills the cuttlefish
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>>384258806
t. liberal false-flag
There you are
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>>384269347
here's a sympathetic (you)
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>>384269328
The gays have aids, he didn't say he wanted to fuck you.
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>>384264891
Go piss on an electric fence
What, you're scared because that shit usually kills people? Don't be such a bitch
All he did was quote statistics and you got defensive, even though there actually are white people that get killed by blacks just for being white, and all the niggers and cucks act like it's justified because of shit that happened half a century ago
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>>384270003
>>384269247
>willingly raising mongrels
Anyone who sees you alone with your niglets will think you are raising your wife's sons. Even if they knew the truth, you'd still be wasting your superior genes to inferior offspring.
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>>384265248
Sounds a lot like white people
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>>384264104
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>>384263083
Because you never really know when you're gonna set them off. A white guy responds to outside stimulus with appropriate intensity (unless drunk). A black guy might give a response of any caliber. Make a joke and he might react like you just killed his momma.

>Bump into a white guy
>"Whoops, sorry"
>"That's alright"

>Bump into a black guy
>"Whoops, so-"
>"YO WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST FUCKING BUMP INTO A BROTHER I SHOULD MESS YOU UP *pulling on shirt*
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>>384270503
>implying mixed kids look like anything other than mixed kids

Anon, if I were you I wouldn't put limitations on myself like this. You already have enough trouble getting laid.
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>>384264104
You gonna have some to give up some source friend.
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>>384250217
thats a slut, anon
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>>384251660
>he doesn't like hot chocolate
Faggot.
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>>384271656
What if you have platonic love for dicks?
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>>384255856
BLEACHED
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How the fuck did this become a pol thread? Seriously we need a vpol so this autistic retards cam jack off somewhere else. A fucking splatton thread becomes polshit, really? It's a game about humanoid squids shooting ink, the fuck does that have to do with stupid polfags.
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>>384271898
People care more about replies than actual discussion.
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>>384257964
THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO THIS SHIT?
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>>384249471
Jealous? Stay mad Pearlfag
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>>384272013
>tfw /v/ actively shits on social media but operates just the same
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>>384257964
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>>384249471
You idiot, the slutty one is always pure and the seemingly innocent one is always the slut.

GAP
MOE
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>>384249471
Definitely. Look at how shes dressed
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>>384257964
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>>384271868
That facial structure says she's already at least 30%.
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>>384271109
this doesnt happen
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>>384271898
>everyone with opinions that don't align with yours is "pol"

Better yet, grow some fucking skin newfag.
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>>384257964
please man no
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>>384273438
>be eating in crowded restaurant
>briefly hear someone say something you don't like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEETT OOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!
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>>384257964

D E L E T E
T H I S
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>>384271898
Its mostly just ironic shitposting and (you) whores. I think.
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>What's better, ice or cake?
>in the middle of summer

Of course people would pick fucking ice cream
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>>384259638
>get embarrassed by nitpicking
>but perfectly fine with people jerking it to a humanoid squid child
lol
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>>384257964
>2
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>>384259638
We have been getting worked up since 1989 normalfag scum.
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>>384257964
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>>384258806
>Niggers are niggers
That's axiomatic nigga
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>>384274845
I don't know who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
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>>384259518
Pretty sure he's dead now.
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>>384269247
That's a pretty long-term fetish you got there buddy
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>>384263083
A bunch of people that got animosity against black guys cuz their dicks are bigger than em. These are the guys thats jealous because they don't carry, they don't possess BBC, they don't possess that GOD GENE. Keep being jealous. Keep wondering why your wife is asking for cuckholds, keep wondering why your girlfriend asks for cuckholds and wishing to be fucked by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that'll pipe them down until the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussy getting vibrated and thrusted into the Orgasms that spews out! Keep saying nigger, keep saying black

COME ON. You cuckholds. You love it. You love this shit, I'LL BE THAT MONKEY. I'LL BE THAT MONKEY, yep with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick, she's imagining a huge black cock, why do you think your bitches get huge dildos? Because you guys don't possess the BBC GENE. Thats why you're upset, no BBC GENE = Anger. You're upset with these African cocks, these rhino dicks. Thats why you say nigger all the time. I get it!
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>>384257964
THERES A FUCKINBG SEQUEL
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>>384271656
>he doesn't enjoy a good dick here and there

Getta load of this faggot
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>>384257964
>someone paid for a second one
now i remember why i stopped going to church
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>>384257964
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>>384277883
The BBC is a myth tho
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>>384277883
THIS IS LOW
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>>384277883
What the fick are you even talking about?
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>>384278769
TIER
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>>384278849
GAWD
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If I was an attractive female I would be the biggest cockslut ever
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>>384264891
are you implying blacks put any rational thought into anything ever?
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>>384274805
Irony is dead anon.
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>>384249471
>>384249789
What on Earth is her tentacle on her head made out of? What material? What graphical effect is it?

I swear, it's literally the best graphics I've ever seen in my lifr and I can't put it anywhere!
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>>384263083
They commit a lot of crime everywhere
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>>384279419
Dial it back anon.
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WHY ISN'T THIS GAME OUT YET DON'T YOU WANT MY MONEY NINTENDO HURRY UP
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Why is Nintendo making so many dark characters now?
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>>384258721
>>384258681
Did I just spoil something huge for myself? the mystery of now knowing where Callie went would kill me while I waited until I got a switch and Splatoon 2 sometime by the end of the month, But I never played Splatoon 1, so I feel like there's not really much impact there than if I had
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>>384279584
Dial back what you fucking retard?
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>>384257964
can anyone honestly look at this and say theres a god? because I can't
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they are video game characters and all of you are psychologically insane for debating asinine topics like this
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>>384258721
Fucking spoiler your shit when it's a spoiler dude come on
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You can't be "pure" or shy when you wear an outfit that exposes your midriff

She's a cock hungry slut
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>>384280407
Islam was a mistake.
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>>384280123
why the actual fuck does it matter it's diversity you imbecilic cracker just accept it and get your head out of your ass
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>>384280407
she's a video game character dumpass it doesn't matter how much skin she's showing she was made for children not shit-inhaling asspricks like you
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>>384280474
so was your birth
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>>384280654
>>384280474
Sorry but your new waifu isn't pure and she probably takes in at least 5 dicks a day.
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>>384280123
Not sure, but it's how you properly do diversity. They're just black and that's it. Nothing being shoved in faces.

Except for Twintelle's ass. God, I wish she would just sit on my face. Actually, both Twintelle and Marina could sit on my face, I'd die a happy man
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>>384280752
Says the retard that can't even write properly.
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>>384258721
>most predictable outcome is real

Wow
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>>384280851
dont you mean like 8?
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>>384264613

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9BzY_xWQek

4:15~
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>>384275143
Yes, and?
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>>384280956
They aren't real virgin
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>>384258721
Does it say "octo" on those rings? Octavio is one fresh motherfucker.
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She is pure PURE!
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>>384282329
Pure nigger
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>>384282607
>>/pol/
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>>384282704
No this is /v/
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>>384249471
Delet this, thanks
>>384280123
So I can have more characters to cosplay as.
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>>384281945
Doesn't make me want it any less. Also, not a virgin but feel free to believe me or not
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>>384269247
Initially this

>>384270503
Then this

>>384269247
Back to this

Not wanting like blazian children who excel at math and sports is actually untermensch tbqhfiukwis (to be quite honest family if you know what I'm saying)
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>>384284043
If you want to stick your face in something that doesn't exist, go right ahead
also yes, you're a virgin.
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>>384257964
STOP RIGHT THERE

DONT DO IT
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>>384265248
Sound like a lil bish to me. Send me your lunch money through PayPal white boi
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>>384284691
Not the guy you responded to but I'm a turbo normie by /v/ standards that's had sex with plenty of women and even I can appreciate a sexy fictional character. But here have a (you) champ.
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>>384249471
>She's a slut, isn't she?
I see that you're not familiar with octopus girls.
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>>384284691
I mean, I know that it doesn't exist. I'm very aware of that but it doesn't mean I don't want it.
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>>384250309
cause i got the hepatitis
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>>384285257
today was a good day
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someone post the "ice cream is now legally better than cake" image
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>>384285257
Fuck, I'm a sucker for spongebob references
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>>384277883
>BBC

Does this mean that Marina loves to use her big black futa cock?
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>>384257964
DELET
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>>384250309
>when your shitpost makes it in
Makes me happy
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>>384286438
>So original lel xD
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>>384288225
Marina is a NIGGER
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Black people hate nintendo. Why would they pander to them?
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>>384288741
Nintendo now loves blackies
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>>384288741
>Black people hate nintendo
um no Iove nintendo
stop being racist boi
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>>384288280
Sorry?
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I dont wanna see the word so-nygger EVER again.
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S L I M M T H I C C
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How did we go from this.....
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>>384257964
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>>384289272
to this?
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>>384289272
to this?
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I don't think it's a piercing, her finger tips are green claws and I feel like her belly button just has that same green effect.
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>>384289272
Based little tom. Niggers out.
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I want to FUCK that octopus
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>>384257964
>They made a sequel to 2 Babies 1 Fox

God no! Kill it with fire!
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Octopuses are gonochoric and have a single, posteriorly-located gonad which is associated with the coelom. The testis in males and the ovary in females bulges into the gonocoel and the gametes are released here. The gonocoel is connected by the gonoduct to the mantle cavity, which it enters at the gonopore.[22] An optic gland creates hormones that cause the octopus to mature and age and stimulate gamete production. The gland may be triggered by environmental conditions such as temperature, light and nutrition, which thus control the timing of reproduction and lifespan.[53][54]

When octopuses reproduce, the male uses a specialised arm called a hectocotylus to transfer spermatophores (packets of sperm) from the terminal organ of the reproductive tract (the cephalopod "penis") into the female's mantle cavity.[55] The hectocotylus in benthic octopuses is usually the third right arm, which has a spoon-shaped depression and modified suckers near the tip. In most species, fertilisation occurs in the mantle cavity.[22]

The reproduction of octopuses has been studied in only a few species. One such is the giant Pacific octopus; in this species, courtship is accompanied, especially in the male, by changes in skin texture and colour. The male may cling to the top or side of the female or position himself beside her. There is some speculation that he may first use his hectocotylus to remove any spermatophore or sperm already present in the female. He picks up a spermatophore from his spermatophoric sac with the hectocotylus, inserts it into the female's mantle cavity, and deposits it in the correct location for the species, which in the giant Pacific octopus is the opening of the oviduct. Two spermatophores are transferred in this way; these are about one metre (yard) long, and the empty ends may protrude from the female's mantle.[56] A complex hydraulic mechanism releases the sperm from the spermatophore, and it is stored internally by the female.[22]
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>>384289227
Why do all niggers have yellow eyes? What is it about Newports that cause this disease?
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>>384282704
>>>/reddit/
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>>384254346

They are good friends. This makes me even sadder to look at this image

However, I'm happy more people are accepting Pearl. She needs love, too.
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>>384267654

tfw you keep posting Shadman shit despite hating him, just because that fucking reaction image is the best thing ever
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>>384282726
whats the difference?
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>>384250371
Because they're cannibals
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>>384278508
>>384278568
>>384278075
>>384275427
>>384273206
>>384272129
A SEQUEL TO WHAT!? WHY DID IT GET DELET?
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>>384292880
a sequel to two babies one fox
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>>384249471
What do you mean "shy"
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>>384293124
Seriously? People are panicking over that?!?
Hasn't that been around for like a year now?
My guess would be a sequel to the inkling grill/Spyke doujin.
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>>384293217
>My guess would be a sequel to the inkling grill/Spyke doujin.
The artist did do another one, but I don't think it's a direct sequel.
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>>384258991
Fucking this.
The models are already in the game, all they need is to add proper clipping for clothes.
They're doing a whole 'maybe peace between races' thing with Marina and Callie, so just make octolings playable at this point. Everybody wanted them in S1 too.
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>>384289272
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>the splatfest popularity poll was like 76-24 in favor of ice cream
BLACKED
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>>384291036
Why are people so MEAN to her?
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>>384293659
It's honestly not that surprising, seeing as this fest was appearing in the middle of summer, Ice Cream would have an advantage due to the heat.

Ice-Cream Cake is the best answer, though.
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>>384290216
m-MOOOOODDDDSSSS
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>>384267413
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>>384290216
A picture is worth a thousand words
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>>384250309
>wall anons deleted post

i hope he committed suicide
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>>384294435
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>>384294435

so

literally a brain fuck?
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>>384294720
>>384294435
that's my fetish
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>>384263083
Because I grew up in the city.
And in the city, the only kind of person you have to worry about are poor people.
And in the city, all the poor people happen to be black.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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>>384294720
I guess you can fuck her brains out huh
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>>384295594
Followed by this. What a bitch Pearl is.
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>>384295707
What is this, an image for plankton?
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>>384271109
lmao you also watched that episode of Boondocks?
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>>384295853
Just look at the one above,he beat me to it.
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>>384249471
Imagine if people would draw porn of her. Wouldn't that be silly?
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>>384270373
>Go piss on an electric fence
>What, you're scared because that shit usually kills people?
>Comparing people to electric fences

whoa, have we come full circle?!
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>>384249471
dont play the games but how is she "shy"?
>those clothes
>looks like she is some kind of DJ standing by some DJ thingy
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>>384296178
Her dialogue made her out as a shy, stagefright striken girl.
Then the treehouse switched it all of the sudden.
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>>384249471
/v/ has jungle fever
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>>384297338
It's terminal
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>>384294975

you literally took my joke and changed some words around, Carlos, you hack

wall soon
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Time to save this thread with the power.
THE POWER OF LOVE
ITS A CURIOUS THANG
MAKE A ONE MAN WEEP
MAKE ANOTHER MAN SAAAANG

CHANGE A HAWK TO A LITTLE WHITE DOVE
MORE THEN A FEELING, THATS THE POWER OF LOVE.
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>>384271656
I love pussy, does that make me a slut?
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>>384298678
Squid Sisters yuri was the purest form of love. Off the Hook yuri is disgusting.
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>>384249471
She always has that weird fucking smirk on her face. Not a smug look, or even a confident one, bitch looks like she doesn't want to be there.
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>>384298724
Yes
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>>384255856
>mfw choco gf IRL
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>>384299204
>gf
leave
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>>384298908
it's a look of nervousness that comes from her combination of squinty eyes, upturned eyebrows, and awkward smile. Which fits her personality exactly in the Japanese version where she has no self confidence and is basically just trying to not fuck up and make Pearl mad because Pearl is the experienced one that knows what she is doing teaching the newbie.

But treehouse decided that people loved Marie so they turned Marina into Marie 2.0 and every time Pearl says something Marina has to give a bitchy response because she talks second which makes no sense with how her facial expression is.
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>>384298908
She's a harem slave no shit she doesn't want to be there. She just wants to be home with her family, her mother, father, brother, parents, friends.

I bet she thinks about them a lot while getting raped, ESPECIALLY her brother.
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>>384249471
marina is a fucking nigger holy shit get the fuck out you cuckold sjw shill pearl masterrace.
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>>384249471
Callie is the final boss
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>>384299625
Bitch you wish. She's just an extra, barely a co-star
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>>384258806
Halfy here.
What are you gonna do about it white boi?
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>>384249471
Nigger.
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>>384249471
Wait, how does liking ice cream make you a slut?
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>>384255856
I don't like the way these people are looking at me
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>>384249471
DELICIOUS
BROWN
OCTO
PUSSY
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>>384269247
White man's burden
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>>384295769
This is a shadman thread?
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>>384301237
>Marie without Callie
>$60 for all cunt, no chaser
Thanks, but no thanks.
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>>384303487
they rock each other's look pretty well.
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>>384249789
>>384249471
Legit, why are people so autistic when it comes to hideous Nintendo characters?
She looks like shit.
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>>384301237
my dick wasn't fucking ready for this
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>>384304949
Why is pearl so much more fun to draw?
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>>384301002
>>384301147
>>384301237
Marie a best.
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>>384299383
delete this post
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>>384299383
>Dont look oni-chan...dont...
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>>384306294
source
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>>384306378
>>384306294
Nevermind that, I'm dumb.
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>>384306294
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>>384303487
>>384304141
they do

>>384305309
her being more energetic and having a weirder design for an inkling
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>>384306294
>pearl will never tease you for getting off through your ass getting pegged
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>>384259403
>it actually does
Wtf I love Nintendo now
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>>384257552
Marina no longer knows her old life, only the strobe lights of her captors
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>>384298903
Did Eromame ever make Squid Sisters yuri? If so provide sauce Do you think they'll make Off the Hook yuri too?
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Marina
>potentially a slave who has to walk on eggshells every day
>From a society pushed onto the edge of survival by the creatures she has to sing and dance to every day
>Is probably seen less as a person and more as a performance monkey.

Pearl
>Odd appearance that seems to go way back to her child
>Bullied by hundreds of people
>Completely overshadowed or outright ignored

Maybe thats why they gravitated to each other. They saw the same look in each others eyes.
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Reminder that Callie isn't missing, she's a walking crime
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>>384307092
probably has plans
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>>384307092
>>384307281
>>384307543
And just like that, I now ship them. Dammit.
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>>384307281
Splatoon is not grimdark, end this meme
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>>384308080
Pearl is more of a hood nigga then marina will ever be
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>>384308154
gaze into the maw of Abaddon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PcaIOV0a8
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>>384308154
>post apocalyptic society that uses the unborn children for fuel to power their decadent society
>stated, official goal to genocide another sentient species because they compete for the same power source
Putting a rainbow on your genocide doesn't make it any better adolf.
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>>384308154
Theres a lot of grim shit in the splatoon background and lore shit.
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>>384308636
How do we fix this?
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>>384308691
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>>384309019
gotta love that backstory
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>>384309019
>>384309153
Any translations of this?
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>>384309231
the english version of the artbook is out.
some anon can probably do scans?
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Post more Marina
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>>384310084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TizaZ4u0-Pk
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>>384310478
Jesus Marina's pants are barely on all the way
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>>384294435
>>384294720
>>384294784
It's technically a foot fetish.
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>>384307092
Can anyone answer the first question here?
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>>384258721
So did Callie actually defect or was she brainwashed?
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>>384264104
Blasians are so fucking underrated.

We really need more of them.
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>>384312961
There's a 98% chance of brainwash here, let's be honist. Especially since she and Marie sing Fresh Start over the credits.
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>>384313497
>Suddenly a wave of hypno porn with Callie
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>>384313497
Why would that indicate a brainwash? It wouldn't be a fresh start if she was just brainwashed since she didn't change. If she went against Marie and the Inklings but was forgiven it would be a Fresh Start.
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>>384313739
>Suddenly a wave of ambigulously pornagraphic horror art of hypnotized Callie
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>>384314042
Because of the Squid Sisters stories on the website. They drifted apart into their solo careers, now they're coming back together as the Squid Sisters. Though more than that, there's the faxt ninty wouldn't have Callie join the terrorist she spent the last game fighting and help him against Marie without some sort of mind contol.
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>>384249471
have you seen how she dances?
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>>384313739
>suddenly a wave of porn with Callie and Marie in Octo idol outfits
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Where do I find more of these? Are they posted on a website?
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>>384313739
I can't wait to fap to porn of Callie during the final boss. That outfit is hot. Her belly is exposed.
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>>384314534
search yourself. find artists you like and see what they posted in the past

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/titles/14866558073673172576/14866558073673172583
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>>384258721

>let's invalidate the entire first game by making you fight the same end boss again


wowee nintendo knows nobody bought a pee poo
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>ctrl + f "brown"
>1 result
>ctrl + f "nigger"
>42+ results

fuck off back to www.4chan.org/pol/ fascists
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>>384314445
>suddenly a wave of mind break porn with the Squid Sisters enslaved and turned into sex slaves/idols for the Octarians.
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>>384295694
Based Pearl confirmed to be literally /our girl/
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>>384279584
okay I laughed
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>>384278845
ITT: Angry white bois
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@384316967
Weak bait, anyone who gives this anon any (you)'s is a fucking retard
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Octopuses cannot be sluts, they die after laying eggs.
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>>384265248
Asian who grew up in a rich white town here.
I experienced much of the same when I was in school. Still don't hate white people or anything.
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>>384315681
Thanks
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>>384286438
So you belong on reddit
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>>384293124
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So how was the gameplay during the Splatfest /v/?
Seriously considering trading in my WiiU for a Switch for this game.
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>>384319075

It's definitely Splatoon.
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>>384279584
That is funny
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>>384249471
>naval piercing
Let me stop you right there anon
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>>384319075
i mean... in what country would you be able to pull that off?
who fucking wants a wiiU, even trade a switch off for it

shit, I have a fucking wiiu and i'd fucking give it away for a switch right fucking now if it meant being able to play splatoon 2
tell me your secrets
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>>384319562
>naval
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What did this traitorous octo cumslut mean by this?
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I want to ___ Marina's ____
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>>384319945
>Hug
>Tentacles
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>>384319645
Fucking gamestop that's how.
Trading in the console along with all the games for it I don't play anymore covers two thirds the cost easy.
I'll miss that little black box but the Switch is everything the WiiU was supposed to be. So if I do get one it wouldn't really make much sense to own both.
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What do these characters even do in the game? I don't get it. You don't play either of them.
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>>384319945
>steal
>pearl
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>>384277883
Are niggers stupid because all their blood goes to their shit dick?
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>>384263276
>spics
>afraid
Ha, we just take women, from all cultures especially when they're already in relationships.
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>>384249471
>Making love to Marina every night, and every other night if you get her pregnant.
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>>384320803
>"I'm sorry anon, my hormones are acting up, not tonight"
>"I'm sorry anon, I feel really sick, not tonight"
>"I'm sorry anon, I don't want to hurt the baby, not tonight"
>"I'm sorry anon, I don't like that you fetishize my pregnancy, not tonight"

You ain't gonna be having any sex with a pregnant bitch
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>>384308391
I like this pic.
>Marie would make a joke about her height or something
>Pearl would react like "whaddup bitch?"
>"sorry I didn't know you were so SHORT tempered" HFW
>they begin to fight while Marie tries to separate them
>"Fuck Off Callie, I can Handle this little Goblin"
>Marina just stands there nervous Because She pure and shit
Marie is best Smug girl
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>>384294720
No, go back to the image. Cephalopoda literally means head-foot. Its brain is between its eyes, the hectocotylus bypasses this by entering the mantle cavity.
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>>384321304
>while Marie tries to separate them
Fuck I fucked the story
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>duo where people like both of them
>duo where people only like one character and hate the other

please let the amiibos replace them with the squid sisters nintendo for the love of god
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>>384321984
What if they let you replace them without the amiibos, and the amiibos let you change what they wear for the news?
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>>384257964
NOPE
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>>384304437
-its done with self-awareness and lack of fucks
-your taste is shit
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>>384276274
he isnt
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I wonder what kind of death they wrote for Callie...
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>>384250309
People mutually arguing for fun is one of the most beautiful things on the internet.
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>>384316615
>abandoning your comrades is """based"""

careful my good goy, you can't falseflag so blatantly.
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>>384316109
Just a bunch of angry whiteys mad that they don't got that BBC god gene.
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>>384319854
>>384299625

>tentacle, rape, corruption.

The doujins write them selves.
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>>384318731
How do you figure that?
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>>384314534
>Instantly recognize the jojo reference after a quick glance at this
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>>384324654
And they wonder why all the women go for us LOL
Lil' white bois are so fragile. They should go back to Tumblr like the beta male cucks they are while we continue fucking their girls.
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>>384322503

>Normal version has octo-Callie and Kimono-Marie
>Amiibo gives them the original outfits.
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>>384319945
>Suck
>Cock
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All I really want from splatoon 2 is Callie and Marie hanging out in the hub once the story is complete. They don't have to do anything just don't lock them in octo valley
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>>384325078
>normal version has octo-Callie and Kimono-Marie
>ammivo gives Kimono-Callie and octo-Marie
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>>384325015
That's gotta be like modern day blacksploitation. Then again, I guess if they paid me to fuck a hot Japanese girl, I'd play a stereotype of my race too.

We all have our limits
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Is Ninty still intending to go paid online with this game? Is that a thing that's happened?
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>>384270373
so yes youre a scared little bitch. youre probably the type thats just asking to get bullied
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>>384319945
>genocide
>race
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>>384325525
Starting next year at $20 a year.
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>>384325452
"White man does sex to our japanese girl"
>Oh my God!
>Why won't you acknowledge my entitlement?
>I could go for some hamburgers.
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>>384265407
because she does
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>>384325015
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We must secure the existence of our Inklings and a future for squid kids
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>>384325939
Huh, along with all this extra stuff they're apparently throwing in, 20 bucks seems like a steal. Hot damn.
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What do they mean by this
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>>384326104
Don't you dare.
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>>384326315
Oh shit, I saw both my posts and was very confused what they had to do with the comic for a second
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>>384321054
>my hormones are acting up, not tonight
It's usually the opposite of that

Sex while pregnant can be some of the best sex of a woman's life specifically because she's high as a horny kite on her own supply
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>>384306294

Nice.
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>>384327261
it means australians and their shitty internet won't be able to ruin any more matches
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>>384327261
>Salty treehouse localizers
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>>384327261
It means stop having shitty internet
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>>384307484

Damn, now I love Marina more then ever now.
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>>384330068
Wow what a bitch. Guess I'm team pearl now.
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i didnt even notice the navel piercing
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>>384312961
Someone give me sauce on that right the fuck now. REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH HAS 0 RESULTS
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is it normal for callie's midriff to give me an extreme boner
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>>384307484
>Splatfest results in, Li'l Judd exhausted
d'awww
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>>384331095
Use the iqdb you fucking idiot.
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is it to late to download the demo ?
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>>384316967
And butthurt niggers
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>>384290416

>>/The_Donald/
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I don't think people are giving Marina the actually personality she has. She looks more like she's trying to hold back laughter, she wants to laugh at you. Plus she's mean to Pearl. In fact... Marina is actually a bitch. She's not shy. She's evil.
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>>384319945
>Get
>Autograph
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>>384332141
maybe you're just prejudice against Octarians, Cap'n
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>>384332280

No. There's something off about her...
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>>384332428
There's more off about her partner than her.
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>>384264791
He would if he didnt sound like he had taken the roids for years. His voice squeeks far too much.
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>>384332536

They're both off
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>>384249471
I'm not the only one that looks at those eyes and sees nothing but pain and suffering in them right?
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>>384325015
is there more of this? or a name of the girl?
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>>384332660
It's you who's off, anon!
Off your gourd!
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>>384333148
Dammit Anon, I wasn't expecting this
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>>384333009
If you can't even reverse search the image you don't deserve it




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