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Do you play healers in MMO anon? and why?
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No i do not

Because all modern mmos are shit and there are none that i can actually play a proper healer in
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I like doing dungeons so instant dungeon queues. Same reason I play tank. Very rarely do I play DPS classes.
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>>384249758
I did back before RIFT turned to shit
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I used to, but it was too stressful when playing with bad randoms and I don't want to go back to raiding again where it's still stressful.
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I prefer Tanking. Props to anybody who can put up with the snoozefest that is healing though.
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>>384249849
the 2nd half of this.

when MMOs were still MMOs I played healer because most people (grils) who played them on purpose were shit
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>>384249758
string bikini panties make me so fucking hard you don't even understand
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I play as a healer occasionally when my team needs me to, or when I'm getting tired of dps all the time
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>>384249758
No, I'm neither a cuckold nor a girl.
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>MMOs
no because I don't play shitty games
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>>384249758
I do! I like boys!
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>>384249758
I am currently dabbling in ESO as a templar and when it comes to random dungeons I have a healer build going. I usually get into a groups fast because no one wants to play as a healer. Its great just spamming healing spells from a distance while the others do all the dirty work for me. The fun part is that I made my character a fat, short, balding, middle aged man.
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>tfw not intelligent enough to tank
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>>384249849
are there any games at all that still have dedicated healers?
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Only played one healer and it wasn't as main but just by commands.
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>>384249758
Yes because I am a tool and I enjoy helping people by doing things I know they don't want to do.

Some kid told me to get him a spork for his pudding back in highschool, and you better believe I MARCHED to the cafeteria all the way on the other side of campus without a word and got him his spork, because that kid needed a spork.
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>>384249758
I like to try, but I'm not social enough to be a healslut so I always end up needing some way to deal damage on my own. Ideally I'd be a normal mage that also has a healing spell for utility.
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>>384249758
Yes.
I think it's fun, and I enjoy being able to turn a bad situation around.
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Because healers have by far the biggest impact on your party. I would like to tank but for some reason every MMO has the same brain-dead tank swap boss mechanics that even the shittiest of tanks can manage.
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>>384249758
I play healers because there's a satisfaction to making yourself or someone else into an unkillable murder machine. It's also nice to be able to let other people play to their full potential.

Healslut faggots who want to be verbally abused and have their asshole plowed can fuck off.
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I played in Ragnarok as a high priest.

Ended up getting married and having a child.

No other game managed to capture healing class that well, and that whole healslut meme is absolutely disgusting shit.
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>>384249758
I'm glad other people enjoy this role because I honestly don't know how to have fun with it. It's either boring or confusing depending of the game.

Last time I tried to heal was on FFXIV. There are so many buttons to pay attention to, and when you think you finally got used to the basic part of your kit you get surprise damage spikes and people having random suicidal crisis, and the collection of delays between pressing a button and actually healing a target (button press, connection latency, cast time, animation, healing effect) makes the whole process really uncomfortable. Plus there is this awkward "downtime" where there is nothing going on so you can attack the enemies or die from boredom, but I'm always scared that a super damage out of nowhere or someone's mistake will put everyone in danger and I'm too busy locked on my attack animation process to save people, adding more steps to the "whole collection of delays".
It's really not fun at all.
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Because I like the heal slut meme.
I play my games as a healer with a butt plug.
My friends don't know. I actually have different butt plugs for each game.
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>>384251108
t.single mother
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>>384251312
You listed everything that makes me enjoy doing that.
That's mostly because I like to manage the group, so I know what everyone is doing and where they should be.
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>>384251312
I had the same problem. I was used to Ragnarok Online where Heal came out instantly so you could do it in a pinch. Cure's cast time adding a couple seconds of delay to every heal really screwed with me when I tried it.
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>>384249758
>playing MMO's
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>>384249758
No, because I am not a submissive slut who dreams of being the entire guild's meat toilet. Not at all.
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>>384249758
I don't
I have a priest on a second account for healing and buffing myself, though
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>>384251808
I can see the appeal of it, but I can't get used to the actual process at all. I'm glad other people enjoy it, so I will just go back to tanking/DPSing.
Like >>384251830, I played as a healer in Ragnarok Online, and I prefer the "press button, heal happens" approach of RO's healer role.
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>>384249758

I would if there was any decent mmo with healers.
Why. Its the most important job next to tanking. Cant let some loser nobodys do it
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>>384249758
Played Priest in Ragnarok Online, but in FF14 I mained tank but had at least one of every role leveled and geared
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>>384250370
Will you be my bf?
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>>384253981
Of course!
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>>384249758
Resto shaman in WoW.
I like following good leaders and support them with my skills.
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>>384254032
Can we get married now?
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>>384254104
Of course!
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>>384249758
>healslut getting "rewarded" by her tank (consensual at first or "later") after completing a dungeon is actually my sexual fantasy
>no eroge have such scene, even if it is a VN or a text-only game (Kamidori have a few variations of this, but not the "real deal")
>can't into ERP at all
>feel extremely jelly when I see two ERPfags flirting with each other in party chat during the whole run and being the only ones not leaving the dungeon after the last boss is defeated
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reminder that healers existed before tanks existed
you think its a duality but its not
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I did play scholar in FFXIV because it was the most fun class for me. I also played a female character and wore basically underwear. I never talked to anyone and I immediately blocked everyone who asked me if I was a girl. The faggot healer you all admire so much only exist on 4chan. They either don't play the game or they suck so bad that nobody plays with them.
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>>384254127
Can I impregnate you now?
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>>384254317
Definitely!
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>>384254345
My neck hurts will you massage it?
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>>384254345
how are we gonna name our baby girl?
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>>384250806
What a good little sub you are
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>>384249758
Yes, because taking care of others makes my tummy feel warm!
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>>384254345
Post feet
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no because good mmos don't exist
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What's a good MMO anyway?
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>>384254485
Of course, darling.
>>384254504
Do you have any suggestions?
>>384254628
I'd get banned, love.
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>>384254747
I want to give you headpats and my dick
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>>384254232
>The faggot healer you all admire so much only exist on 4chan
I hope you have a good theory to explain all these Balmungfags on DF/PF playing as cat/lizard healers in slutty glamour adding variations of "meow" at the end of everything they say. I honestly think that "faggot" is a pretty accurate description.
Also, hardmode: Explain all these roe healers using south seas talisman too.
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>>384249758
no actually. I usually either play the main tank or ranged dps. when im playing with my husband he usually sticks to healing and ill occasionally trade off with him when he wants to dps
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>>384254682
The last good mmo to be released was FF11, by my estimation.
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>>384255127
What makes the new one bad?
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>>384255061
>headpats and my dick
>not WITH
How are you planning to you get married to someone if you don't even get the basic concept of marriage life right?
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>>384255094
tits or gtfo

bitches forgetting the rules so easily
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>>384255094
Wow gay
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>>384249758
I play healer in FF14 because it's the least mind numbingly boring role. As a DPS or a tank you are just repeating the same rotations all the time, at least with healer I feel like I can play the game a bit more reactively and have to change things up a bit depending on the people I'm playing with.
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>>384255180
does it have multi-hour boss fights?
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>>384249758
Ive always been a support player in any class based game, so yes I do sometimes play as a healer
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>>384254747
Post hips
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>>384255361
Iunno, I'm asking about the fucking games that are worth it.
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>>384255061
I love headpats!
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>>384249758
A well gear High Priest in the right built is one of the hardest if not the hardest class to kill in the whole game. You basically needed a Asura Strike Champ to take one down.

As a side effect they had all the bitches. Donno why it gets meme'd into being a healslut its like no one played RO.
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>>384255453
It was a rhetorical question.

14 is 11 but casualized, thats what makes it bad.

Understand i am not of a narrow mind, i, for example, while liking certain aspects of 11 never felt it was a good game for me. Im very experienced in mmos though, i could appreciate it, and realized it was in fact a good game. So do not misunderstand my position or think that i am simply having nostalgia, indeed by the time ff11 came out i was already a seasoned mmo vet. I could write posts critisizing 11 if youd like, but it stands that it was still probably the last proper mmo released.

Ill repeat, there are no modern mmos worth playing, not a one. This includes existant still running older mmos since they have all been modified and corrupted by modern trends, or simply are too abandoned to start.

Give up, learn to enjoy some other kind of game. Pretend you are a healslut, its the best you can do.
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ORC'D
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Playing Wizard in BDO, does that count?
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>>384255442
I don't do that kind of thing anymore, sorry.
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>>384249758
I fapped so much to the official ragnarok art.
Sucks that most were so low res and wont hold up today.
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I started playing FFXIV last week and I already met two people being very surprised of seeing a male healer character that wasn't a cat fuckboy. Keep strong and fight the meme, my non-healslut brothers.
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>>384255603

/v never played a good game in it's whole life. What did you expect?
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I play Healer, Tank and DPS in FFXIV
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Variety

Why should I restrict myself to a specific class?
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>>384249758
I played a healer in FFXIV for a short while so I could become a paladin, and holy shit do I never want to do that again, healing is fucking hard.
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>>384249758
Yes, exclusively. No special reason.
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I only play dps
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i have a suspicion cattly is in this thread
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>>384249758
I tried healing dungeons a bit while leveling, seems boring what with clicking on frames with healbot.

Which is a shame because mistweaver monks seem fun to play
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Sissy white boy general
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>>384249758
Who is this semen demon
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>>384256635
Is this how the models look like now?
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>>384256396
where do I find kawaii anime grills to marry
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Used to, when MMOs were a thing. Usually rolled them in a way that I could solo or group, usually went kinda hybrid. I liked buffing myself and being able to solo stuff with a gimped character. Also buffing and healing other random players I ran into.

That feel will never come back.
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>>384256806
Animu conventions.
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>>384256635
This. I want to enjoy healing in woe but just clicking on frames in the middle of your screen while not paying much sttention to your surroundings is extremely boring.
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>>384255460
and I love you, wife!
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>>384256396
Those fingers what the fuck
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>>384253091
My actual main role was tank, and I forked to healer when I played Eden Eternal and just fell in love with it.
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>>384249997
Healing is not that much more engaging than healing though.
Tank just needs some leadership and good knowledge of the content you are doing.
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Yeah anon. I stay behind tanks and heal, and when someone need support I help.
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>>384257146
I love you too, dear!
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>>384255817
I'm gonna need source for that one mate
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faster queues in instanced content.
most healer gear can be used for ranged DPS classes.
healsluts should kill themselves.
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inb4 reeee:start fags
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I did when i was 17, i was literally a healslut for 2 30 y/o woman from my guild which i played with a lot, i also gathered materials for them since they were both alchemists and as return they gave me some free potions.
I play all roles now.
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>>384256823
This right here is my shit.
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>>384257672
Can't remember the name, but just look for "Ragnarok Online" stuff on sad panda or your favorite booru. It's a pretty old and large image set (probably the oldest RO-related thing on your favorite site), it's very easy to find.
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>>384257771
>healsluts should kill themselves
unless you plan on choking me with your hard, juicy cock I think I'll keep on living, anon-kun
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>>384258221
succ my cock
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>>384255979
your whm looks like he's bout to shove his cane up the tanks ass if he doesn't use his ogcd's when he over pulls
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I just like keeping an eye on everyone, healing/buffing as needed and coordinating the party a bit. Plus when playing with friends healer seems to be the least desirable role so I'm able to take up the boring job for their sake.

I'd like to healslut but I just don't dig most mmo races. In FFXIV, which I play right now, there are no males that do it for me, maybe femroes. I guess I could play WoW and only slut for orcs/worgen/tauren.
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>>384249758
I play Medic in Planetside 2.

They have the best guns.
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i only play heal for instant invites
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>>384258485

>succ

STOP BEING GETTO
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>>384249758
>play
>MMO
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>>384249997
its the same as mage dps'ing, its just that you make healthbars go up instead of down.

also its slightly more interactive since you need to check out a few different players at the same time instead of just spamming meteor.
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>>384258745
succ me pham, succ my dicc
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>>384258485
Do I have to fear for my life?

>>384258849
N-no
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>>384258962
I'll take good care of you bb, now succ
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there are no good MMOs stop asking
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>>384249758
It's a nice change of pace from DPS, but I don't have to take the lead role like tanks do. Support classes like CCers, buffers or mixed healers are a lot of fun too. Too bad most MMOs don't have them anymore. I wish I got into Everquest when it was still popular.
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>>384249908
Rift was so fucking good before it turned F2P.
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>>384256450
Hello!
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Elven Elder
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I play as a healer cause I like helping people. This healslut meme is ridiculous. I mean, don't get me wrong. White Mage lewds are A-ok in my book, but not all healers are submissive cucks.

Man, I still remember my Resto Druid from back when I played WoW. That shit was fun! Rejuvenation stacking into Regrowth(?) was probably the most fun spell combination I've ever seen.
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>>384259401
This boner was suposed to pop out to healsluts, not this gay shit
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>>384249758
>>384250761
>>384251312
>>384254620
>>384255061
>>384255061
>>384255094
>>384254129
>>384255817
>>384257609
>>384257672
>>384258221
>>384259401
Wy pierdolone żałosne anime skurwiele.
Wy żywe gówna, wypierdalać z mojego /v/.
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>>384259401
sauce?
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>>384251108
clergy aren't allowed to marry or procreate!
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>>384249758
Yeah i am a healslut. I run around in ff14 and just cure random people
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>>384255779
Holy fuck you're that basment neckbeard I've heard so much about. Reading that gave me flashbacks to that kid in grade school who thought he was really smart.
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>>384260120
Jestes na kazahstanskim forum plecienia dywanow.
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>>384259969
It's a slippery slope, anon. There's no going back so you might as well cave in. I promise boypussy feels amazing.
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>>384260505
Can I feel yours? I need to bust a nut
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>>384260656
I volunteer.
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I play tank and don't thank my healers becauses healing is so easy anyway.
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>>384260723
Post butt
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>>384258604
The other problem is how you'll find mmo people into your fetishes. gotta have that stinky, sweaty cock to clean and then get knocked up or what's the point?

>>384260505
Yes but how does the dick feel?
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>>384260723
Go find your own cock you filthy whore

>>384260656
Can you promise to do it inside me? Then my butt is all yours!
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>>384260505
i need the name of that manga to heal my penis
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>>384260995
senya sabou
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>>384249758
big thick tank cocks
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How do you guys feel about video games?
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>>384260934
Post email.
>>384260975
Are you upset that you took too long and lost a little attention?
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>>384260975
I promise to cum inside you babe
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I want to push my dick up against a sissyboy's girly cock and show him what a real man feels like
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>>384261367
Do me, mine is small.
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>>384261367
I'm waiting anon...
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As a main healer, i enjoy taking my tank's big armored cock up my little ass
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>>384261508
Isn't that the kemono /ss/?
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>>384261498
Hit me up cutie, gimme a discord or somethin
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>>384261245
bpphuckr@cock.lu
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>tfw handsome masculine face that attracts sluts, boys and girls
>just wanna be dommed by a bigger man
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>>384261245
Not that anon, but show me some butt tenklafan@yahoo
>>384261498
Is yours cute and feminine?
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>>384261672
Post yours, I'll add you.
>>384261820
Very.
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>>384261923
ZHyde#0366
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>>384261245
justsomeanonn@hotmail.com
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>>384249758
I really fucking hate how these threads always turn into ERP general and 0 game discussion.

It's like straight male healers are fucking extinct.
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>>384258652
>They have the best guns.
A squad of purely medics basically turns PS2 into Gears of War

Never mind the fact that the recent implants change means that they can now heal all 1000 hitpoints with a single medkit through the carapace implant.
Thank fuck i stopped playing it basically a year ago, the shit just became too much downloading more fucking hats and stupid fucking wrel changes.
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>>384262252
Straight males play DPS
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>>384262252
>looking for straight healers in the designated cumdump thread

you brought this on yourself m8
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When we were still in the days where a new MMO would be released every three months or so, I'd play whatever class I hadn't played in the previous one.
Healer was fun, everybody was always thankful. Tank was also great, felt good being the wall that protected the whole party.
Ranged was kinda meh. Felt like I wasn't really doing much.
Worst by all means was the rogue/assassin/DPS based on crits or luck.
It's always an edgy character and isn't really that reliable.
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>>384261923
Post dick itt
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>>384262252
>tfw my fetish is being a rapey old priest
playing Dazzle in Dota is right up my alley 2bh
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>>384262841
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>>384263049
nice
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>>384263049
i'd give it a kiss~
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>tfw no sissies in my area
>the one who was somewhat popular online an hero'd
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>play healer
>act tsundere
You want this revive don't you?
Tell me how much you want it and you might just have it.
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>>384249758
Jesus OP
I just managed to get rid of Ragnarok Online, are you trying to pull me back into the abyss.
Literally the best MMO ever made. Hows ToS?
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>>384263724
ToS is garbage, don't waste your time with it.
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>>384261069
>futa
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>>384263503
>femboy
>an hero'd

what surprise, it's almost like feminine men age like milk or something
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>>384254129
Now I kinda wanna tank and search me my own healslut
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>>384249758
Because I'm too dumb to be trusted with any other role, and being proficient in the healing arts means I get to heal my holes and always be ready for more!
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>>384258185
I searched on sadpanda and there's nothing
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>>384264072
Awww man, that sucks.
Is there any Ragnarok Server that isn't total horseshit? Is iro classic good?
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Where did the sadist healers go? Sure missed them back in Lich wow days.
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>>384257672
artist is xration
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>>384264648
nvm I found it
also it wasn't orc'd but tentacle raep
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>>384264129
Frank wolf btw, pretty sure youve heard of him. Lived not too far from here
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>>384255817
>just want to be a nice cute girl learning the healing arts who gets brutally orc'd until pregnant
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>>384264648
>>384264809
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I really, really like the healslut meme. Both as being the healslut and having a healslut of my own to reward for doing a good job. Wat do?
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>tfw finally learning the art of tanking in FFXIV

Soon I will get the best heal sluts
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>>384255817
ah xration how you traumatized us during the early days of the internet
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>>384255603

Because doing ANY PvE content as a priest fucking sucks. Having to buff a bunch of people and spam shit like SW, Suff, Lex, and everything while all the other classes get ez mode roles was annoying as fuck.
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>teach acceptance of LGBT
>now suddenly everyone and their mother is fucking gay
diversity was a mistake
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>>384265958
>let sissies onto the internet where they can play mmos as cute girls
>they seek out big dom cock
hardly a surprise
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>>384249758
I haven't played a MMO in years, but yes I did, they are often competent enough for soloing in both PvE and PvP and people will always invite you for pretty much anything. I prefer offhealer support classes though, last mmorpg I played was Aion and I never regreted maining a Chanter (melee staff users with heals over time and all kind of buffs).
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>heal as a male Elezen
>get player comms and attention from women
I'm considering changing to shortest possible femcat or Au Ra to get more attention and demands from tanks
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>>384267106
No one will say anything, I promise.
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>>384265958
I think it's actually only like 5% of the population, anon.
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>>384267106
As someone who plays a super short Au ra no one says shit
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>>384249758
>Do you play healers in MMO anon?
Hell no
>and why?
It's boring
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>>384267292
Damn, what does a healer have to suck a cock around here
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>>384267573
I ask myself that all the time, I'm a c@ AST and no one ever pays me any mind.
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>>384267573
Be overly thankful and generous
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>>384256635
Mistweaver is fun as shit. Start healing some higher M+ runs and watch the boring go down as the stress goes up.
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>>384267734
I imagine most tanks wouldn't go out of their way to sexually harass you, but if you get really flirty with them then they might bite
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remember when healers could dps? i miss those days. i miss holy damage.
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>>384267573
You have to be flirty and suggestive with them. They'll catch on.
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>>384267869
I just want a tank husband...
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Sometimes. I was a healer in Archeage (templar) and was probably the only healer in that damn game.

Planning on playing a resto druid on that private WoW server they keep shilling on /vg/. I really enjoy WoW PvP healing. Finding a group easy isnt bad either.
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>>384249758
Nope, because I am way too autismo and usually end up soloing dungeons in TERA
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>>384267734
I personally think Au Ra might be better, all their emotes are so polite and subby

>>384267795
>>384267936
I see, just like lots of "Thank you for being such a good tank!"? Maybe slip a Sir in there once in a while
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>>384249758
I think healing is boring desu, which I think is why the healslut meme took off so readily, since it makes healing more entertaining I guess. I like playing support in ASSFAGGOT though since they're usually a lot more interactive and not just focused on sucking off your carry.
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>>384268165
Use some tildes. Tildes are only for signalling that you're a sub slut down for anything~
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>>384262316
>>384258652
FUCK SOE FUCK SMEDLEY FUCK HIGBY

FUCK

"we dont want to make mmobf3" - smedley

WELL GOOD FUCKING JOB ON THAT YOU FCUKING CUNT
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>>384268449
I see. That sounds like fun, I definitely want to get their attention~
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>>384268449
Tildes don't look good in FFXIV. Just use emoticons instead. make some slutty as fuck macros too, when you heal/raise.
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>>384268837
>make some slutty as fuck macros too, when you heal/raise.
Such as?
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>>384268165
>>384268449
>>384268782
I just want men to notice me~
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>>384268950
>implying there are men in MMOs
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>love tanking
>love healsluts
>hate mmos

Is Overwatch my only option here?
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>>384269131
Final Fantasy XIV is actually the MMO for people who don't like MMOs. I play single-player JRPGs exclusively, but LOVED my time in FFXIV
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>>384268928
I know someone who plays ast and has a macro for cards. he always says some stupid shit when he puts balance or bole on. i think it's gone farther than a "joke" like he originally thought it was. Just use your imagination.
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>>384269178
What? A lot of the dungeons, raids, and primals are not for casuals

tfw healers constantly wipe on susano and Shinryu
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>>384269178
Why is that? I haven't played since the expac but the big similarity is to WoW rather than old final fantasies. At least in terms of gameplay, there are lots of reuse and cheeky references to the older games.

Or was it the erp?
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>>384249758
I want to but
>Play healer in ffxiv
>DPS is shit, constantly getting hit by mechanics and actually managed to see enrage on one of the casual raids (o3)
>swap to DPS
>healers seem to forget aoe healing exists and wipe to raidwide damage
I can't win
At least healing in dungeons is fun because holy
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Either you play the good healer who also can do dps and such, or you get a shitty healer handicapping you from being able to finish a dungeon in a decent amount of time.
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>>384269379
>A lot of the dungeons, raids, and primals are not for casuals

what? i mean i can understand the primal extremes and the savage raids, but dungeons are so braindead, as well as regular primals.
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>>384269379
>susano and Shinryu
Anon, I played through all of the main scenario for ARR and Heavensward, and have no idea what those two are. I'm assuming they're optional content, which is easy to not do at all. If you're just going the main story, it's great even if you dislike MMOs

>>384269405
Well it's a final fantasy game through and through. You can just go through the main scenario solo, using duty finder for dungeons, and it will be just like playing any other JRPG, but with some multiplayer stuff from time to time.
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>>384260120
WOWIIIIK
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>>384269583
It's stormblood msq primals.
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>>384269753
Oh, I haven't started on stormblood yet. Looking forward to it though.
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I do because i can never trust anyone else to keep the party alive
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>>384249758
Yes, because of my ex.
She was terminally ill, and no matter what I did, or how much I healed her, my little family girl died.
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>>384257672
what do you call people obsessed with military gear like this
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>>384269908
Maniac
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>tfw started leveling a scholar after reaching the end of heavensward
>My party almost wipes every time at the end boss of The Vault
How the fuck do I make this boss not as annoying? We never actually DO wipe, but we always end up finishing the boss with like 1 or 2 people barely standing
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If I ever got the chance to play another decent free MMO I would

I used to play Overwatch and I either tanked or supported and I thought it was fun.
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>>384269993
If you keep heals and shields coming out, you're doing fine. Everyone else needs to not get hit by the horses, break the chains when they come up and smash the fucking fireballs before he toasts everyone. I've never healed that fight, but that's really all I can think of that would even matter.
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>>384262252
I would always play support in league, although I suppose it doesn't matter much since I've stopped playing league.
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>>384262252
If it makes you feel any better the "fags" in this thread are most likely women pretending to be men.
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I play a strong DPS guy who uses the biggest 2hander weapon he can, ignores anything to do with "skill" and focusses purely on strength and HP.

Whenever I can I also RP a severely depressed alcoholic. Baldurs gate was good for this
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Any recommendations for games where I can get my healing fix, while I wait for the new Burning Crusade server?
Preferably something I won't have to pay for.
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>>384270450
Seems unlikely anon
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>>384260308
>>384269607
Shut up and go back to your dead end super market cashier or builder job,you cunts!
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>>384262252
woah, woah, woah. Hold on a second there. You don't have to be gay to be a healslut. Just because you like being a girl and having big strong men bend you over and pump you full of cum doesn't mean you're gay.
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>>384270761
its not gay if you're a girl when it happens
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why do I get the feeling noone in this thread has actually experienced being fucked?

protip it's not like your doujins
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>>384270761
It's only a little gay if I'm playing a girl~
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>>384249758
dps is how you progress
healing is how you win
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>>384271080
says you.
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>>384271080
Tell us all about it anon
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I don't really like a lot of MMO's, and the ones I do don't have much of a focus on party combat
>runescape can be completely played by yourself
>eve online has logistics but that's just healing beams instead of guns then orbiting 200km away
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>>384271080
So what is it like expertanon?
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>>384271228
it hurts and doesn't feel that good, you have to extremely gentle

it's more of a mental pleasure than physical
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>>384271424
You must be bad at it. I've been fucked and it feels just fine.
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>>384271424
Take it you slut
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>>384271424
Explain in detail, don't leave us hanging like that, anon.
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>>384250508
>mfw im a nighblade healer and do both damage and healing at the same time
>get to laugh at people who say nb cant heal
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>>384270112
>tfw there are no F2P MMOs that are at least decent that aren't runescape, dead, or boring as fuck like GW2
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>>384272542
You have to pay for quality, anon.
If you aren't playing WoW or XIV, you're not playing a good MMO.
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>>384272776
Yeah. And I would if I hadn't played those two a shit ton already. Been contemplating returning to XIV though since I kinda wanna level DRG.
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Back when I played wow I was a tank main and had had a pocket healer pretty much from a month in. We played for years and had really good chemistry but I ended up quitting and losing contract with them. I started playing mmos again and realized I wasn't the godlike carry I thought I was, i just had an incredible header so now I heal to pick up the slack. I would go back but once you start healing everyone just wants you to heal and you're never get blamed for anything. There are times when I enjoy the healslut meme too.
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I want to play WoW but I'm a completionist. Not being able to get all the event shit would probably drive me insane.
I can't play an MMO unless I'm able to play it from the time it started up so I can get everything.
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>>384273690
Aside from Blizzcon and certain seasonal items, you can get pretty much everything.
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>>384272965
>I kinda wanna level DRG

You missed your chance in Heavensward. DRG is shit tier at the moment.
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>>384273170
>healers never getting blamed for anything

woah what MMO are you playing?
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>>384274465
I don't have Stormblood anyway, so it's not like I'd be going for end game.
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>>384249758
>win fight
>healsluttin' before next fight
>YOUR raiding party gives you this look
wat do
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>>384269427
It's an eternal hell
>playing tank
>know how much I can handle with mitigation, solid idea of how much healer can handle
>DPS decides they don't like the pace we're going at and pulls more mobs, try to tank the best I can so pug healer doesn't have a heart attack
>wipe
If they just permabanned everyone who plays a c@ or psoriasis I swear the quality of the playerbase would improve exponentially.
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>>384249908
Chloromancer was fun as fuck to play.
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>Want to play Tank
>Don`t EVER want to be a bitch boi off-tank

Fuck that gay shit
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>>384272776
>XIV
>Good
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I enjoy helping others succeed and being a valuable part of the team, giving guys a hand up.

..is that a crime?
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>>384275265
XIV has better combat, WoW has the better world.
They're about equal in my mind. Most people who talk shit about XIV haven't played at endgame and don't understand how rewarding the combat can be.
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>>384275390
Being a slut isn't a crime anon, don't worry.
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>>384275435
People shitting on XIV have taste that's it.

It's a pile of garbage. Even XI was in every possible way superior.
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Tanking is my favorite but is only fun in games that do it well, like WoW.

In XIV though, healing is way better. It's like DPS but your role actual has a degree of sway/respect and what you do has visible results, and what you're doing is a bit unpredictable, unlike DPS where you just wail on the boss as the bar gets lower and lower.

DPSimpletons are the worst class of player, never forget that.
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>>384260120
spierdalaj cwelu
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>>384275041
>tfw play a ladycat mnk
>hate erp and gay shit
I just thought the aesthetic was nice, why does everyone hate the cats
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>>384275607
Good bait but the XI mention gave it away.
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>>384275545
There is literally nothing slutty about helping guys be their very best and winning the game with them.

I demand to be taken seriously.
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>>384275435
>XIV has better combat
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I played priest on iRO.
Best time of my life.

Still got my account from back then.
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>>384275217
>when you OT as a Paladin and use cover on the main tank
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>>384275217
>tfw got demoted to OT when the guild found someone with a high ilvl/exp than me

a-atleast we weren't the same armor type...
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>>384275936
Every class has a combo system and multiple oGCD abilities for weaving through your rotation.
WoW has a lot of spamming of 2 or 3 abilities, with the rest of your skills available being situational.
In terms of knowing how to play your class, XIV's skill floor is lower, and it's skill ceiling is higher.
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>>384258817
When DPSing you always have the chance of getting better.

If a healer is good enough that you don't die during the encounter then that healer will only have to be more and more passive as the rest of the team improves. There's no goal for a healer beyond "Did my team die?"
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Y'all need Jesus in your lifes
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>>384260120
Chuj ci w oko, wyrzutek.
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>>384262371

We are not extinct, but the games where we could be the beacon of hope for our comrades and fighting alongside them while healing are the onces extinct.

I will get out of the MMO world until a game offers me again the fun of slamming bitches with my hammer while healing my pals.
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>>384249871
>>384249997
>>384250185
>>384255979
>>384256085

you's be good peeps, please have some non-gay shit for being such good peeps
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>>384273690
Don't listen to >>384274376
There's a shitload you won't be able to get. WoW is awful to get into if you're someone who wants to collect everything.
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>>384277068
And storytime for anyone still here, just because I love telling it like the old grandpa I am, and because not having balance in a game sometimes is a LOT more fun than having every class balanced and being a boring piece of shit.

>Being a Warrior Priest at the beginning for WAR.
>Impossible to be killed in 1v1 and sometimes in 1v5 fights I wouldn't be able to kill them but stay alive enough until I got backup.
>Bright Wizards being the supreme nukers.
> Found myself in an undefended fort besides a lone Wizard and me.
>Stay in a tower while the Wizard nukes them and I keep both of us alive.
>We keep them busy (like 20 destruction attacking the fort) while more and more destruction enemies siege it.
>Finally the first gate falls and they storm inside and some of them go to keep the siege while we stay in the tower and like a constant flow of 5-8 destruction enemies try to kill us.
>We call for reinforcement while slamming destruction scum, but more and more are coming.
>My companion uses all his strength and takes a few more before falling (Bright Wizards had a mechaninc that made them overheat and take damage if they kept fighting too fast).
>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE.
>Slamming heads here and there but they are overpowering me.
>When I'm about to die I see in the front gates at least 40 order players storming the fort and retaking it.
>And this is the tale of the two most OP classes defending a fort against dozens of enemies.
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>>384273690
You will never get to the point where you're only missing event stuff. Achievements, you may complete (it'll take you years), but getting all appearances and recipes? Good luck.
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>>384278768
Not him, but what is it about appearances and recipes that make them hard to get? Been curious about WoW for a while.
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I usually want to get into it but the babysitting aspect of it is lame. I rather tank but no MMOs out currently makes tank fun to play. DPS it is sadly even though I play a decent healer in most games.
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>>384279280
>but the babysitting aspect of it is lame
Tell me about it.

I played tank through FFXIV: A Realm Reborn and DPS through Heavensward, then started leveling up a healer. The amount of babysitting involved as a healer was ridiculous. Tanks and DPS were arguing and leaving the party for stupid fucking reasons. I had to step in and tell them to stop being retarded if they don't want to die. Pretty pathetic.
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>>384261159
What the fuck are video games?
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>>384256823
>Also buffing and healing other random players I ran into.

True healer nigga right here. Even with MMOs being instanced trash and barely seeing people I still try to heal and buff other players. I remember playing flyff long ago and that was an MMO where the bufffs were so potent they were basically mandatory and people would charge because the buffs are so good and in the middle of a negotiation I would take my ringmaster and give basically the higher tier buffs for free. Charging to do your role is cancer. My buffs were such an high level when they revamped they system they allocated extra points for people that had higher level skills and I had a ton extra. Good times.
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I like playing support in Overwatch but only because I am a Lucio main and he's the most fun hero to play. I just blast music in my ears while playing him and wall ride all over the map. Am I a healslut?
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>>384275623
>Tanking is my favorite but is only fun in games that do it well, like WoW.

Is wow worth getting into now. ff14 is fun but holy fuck anything but dps is suffering.
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>>384280664
Healer is terrible but WoW does tanking pretty well.
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>>384279132
There are some world drops (items than can drop from any mob in a certain zone in some level range), mostly from Vanilla, that are ridiculosuly rare. There's nothing difficult about getting them, other than having to grind a certain mobs for hours to end.
With the popularity of gold farming streamers more people have become aware of these items and they're being more actively farmed so you can probably find them on the AH from time to time now, but still.
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>>384280657
If you don't ERP then you aren't a healslut. A healslut will get off to being sexually dominated by their party members, act very flirty etc.
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>>384281150
why is healing terrible?
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>healslut congregation in this thread
>am now in a relationship with a cute boy
fml
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>>384262252
>It's like straight male healers are fucking extinct.
I still exist, at least.
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How easy is it to get in to ff14? I'm getting that mmo itch and TSWL was terrible.
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>>384281317
Because despite having way more interesting and unique healing abilities, all you do is heal. And unless the content is actually hard, healing is braindead. Good tanks in WoW barely need healing in most content. They could take a not from XIV and make the healers have a DPS rotation as well.
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>>384281909
Thats pretty lame unless I wanted to do some stupid healslut shit but I really want to give ff14 a rest. Do I need the expansion to start playing today? Or can I use the base game? I heard many say its not worth it unless you boost to 100 but I would rather level to max.
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>>384281806
Pretty easy. It's just an online final fantasy game with multiplayer dungeons. There's even a duty finder that automatically pairs you up with a party when you go into dungeons and trials
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>>384251312
>be healer
>manage the party's well being
>revive the incompetent people who can't adjust two inches
>get yelled at for people dropping and/or not having enough DPS
>mfw it's always tunnel visioning parsefags who get upset over it

Healers in most cases are enablers, with AST being the one that offers the most to a full party, which is why I play the role. I found that during my time as a MNK pre-4.0 was incredibly lackluster and found the quality of other healers severely lacking.

I don't think it's particularly fun to play a healer per se, considering the amount of information you have to juggle, but I feel that holding things together (and having the opportunity to decide whether someone's worth picking off the floor) is a more enjoyable experience than getting yelled at for not being able to hold the attention of the enemies as a tank.

I swear to god I scream inside every time some dumbfuck uses LB3 as a DPS and we wipe not moments after it.
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>>384271424
Did you forget the lube anon.
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>>384249758
yes

because im gay
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Is scholar still the best healer class?
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>>384249758
yeah
i already don't want to be playing so i may as well play the role where i can multitask and nobody will notice
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>>384283891
>>384283891
To clarify, I mean is scholar still the best in FFXIV?
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>>384283891
No, that would be Astrologian now.
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>>384284121
no, AST is with WHM being close second
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>>384283891
now AST is the best

theres a debate however about who is the worst healer
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>>384277303
Source on grill?
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>>384284605
Cheese legs
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>>384249758

i played cleric in the early days of everquest and it was pretty cool having everyone be dependent on you. if you were good at healing then you were basically the leader since you were crucial to the groups success whle everyone else was easily replaced. it gave you a certain sense of power that was cool and you NEVER had to wait to find a group - people would msg you even when you werent lfg
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>>384284753
Soft nipples.
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>>384249758
Only in GW1, which wasn't really an MMO. No other healer has ever been as fun as that, and usually MMO healing is boring as fuck.
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>>384249758
i love playing healer

I just love being praised by someone.
I like getting head patter virtualy
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>>384285050
I liked Priest in RO but haven't played an MMO since because I don't like WoW style gameplay.
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>>384249758
I like to be the cute dominant girl tank that makes the other DPS and healer squirm. Is that okay?
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>>384285614
Depends how mean you are about it.

The meaner the better!
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>>384285614
With or without a dick?
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>>384281806
It's easy, like the other anon said. However the combat starts off pretty slow and doesn't get more involved until levels 30-40+.
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>>384285614
I bet you're fucking awful at it, just like the rest of you shitty cat/lizardfags.
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>>384286207
not that anon, but if your a casual player would that affect anything?
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Is it gay if your a healer because you have abandonment issues and don't want people to leave you because they die?
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>>384286418
Jokes on you I play highlander.
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>>384286653
>your
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If I start up WOW as a qt blood elf healer will it be hard to find some orcs or tauren into dirty stuff to keep me as their healbitch?

Haven't played since WOTLK, are there still active erp people?
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>>384286664
Arguably just as bad.
Just a femroe too scared to go the whole way, plus extra manface.
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>>384249758
Seamen demon who?
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I'm a tank but I play healer from time to time. It's good to learn what they have to deal with to get a nice gauge of how hard one can tank.

Also, it makes me feel pretty good. I wish I could find my own personal healslut. But becoming one will have to suffice for now.
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>>384286418
>Rampant ERPer bottom healbitch femc@
>Have both EX Primals on farm and have a static ready for Savage
Just gives me something to do in the game during downtime!
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>>384269902
I didn't come to this thread to feel, anon.
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>>384249758
I like the dresses and robes
no homo
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>>384249758
>>384283818
>>384283818
>>384283818
>>384283818
>>384283818
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>>384249758
Not really because almost every MMO's healers are boring whack-a-mole type healing and it isn't really fun. I prefer healers that can also support with damage and/or buffs.
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>>384288286
>no homo
Don't lie, you naughty little slut.
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>>384288395
Nope.
No Homo

I feel pretty and I feel helpful. It's everything I've always wanted to be.
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>>384274920
Looks like it's your turn to be healed.

Sexually, that is.
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>>384288834
Well I guess it's not homo if you're a cute girl
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>>384288224
Lakshmi and Susano EX are the easiest extreme primals on release. My static regularly clear both with one random we sell to, who usually kills themselves at the beginning of the fight, and only one healer for more DPS.
If you did the same with pre-echo Ravana or A4S that'd be different.
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>>384288924
It's not homo, either way. Because it's a perfectly innocent desire.
I get to be pretty, everyone cares about me and everyone protects me. It's like I'm the most popular girl in school. It's great.
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>>384263006
DO THE WAAAAAAAVE
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>>384289505
Don't pretend to be innocent. We all know what you're really after.
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>>384286515
Like what? It's boring until the later levels regardless of how long it takes you to get there.
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>>384285332
I can pat your head virtually, if you know what i'm sayin
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>>384289505
I understand anon. Still, you're missing out on all the fun of sucking cocks
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>>384288834
If you play as a girl you crave male attention, whether you admit it or not. It's better to just accept and embrace it, denying it only makes things worse.
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>>384289505
It's perfectly normal and heterosexual to have fantasies about being protected by strong men.
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>>384249758
>play healer
>instant queue
>3 commendations
>play dps
>20 minute queue
>no commendation
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>>384249758
ez queue, and you can dps ontop of healing.
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Is there a good healing game currently?
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>>384289640
Commendations?
>>384289796
Makes what worse, and how?
>>384289969
Perfect heterosexual, I don't see how people can hate it.
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>>384276819
>When DPSing you always have the chance of getting better.
No.. you have a maximum dps and good RPGs give the healer enchantments or crowd control options.

>>384249997
Tanking is by far the most boring position.
>Did you remember to taunt? no? ok better taunt.
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>>384290243
By good healing game i mean one where you have to group to progress and so everyone wants a healer at all times and you are desired from day 1.

Not a shitty game where you have to solo as a healer.
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>>384290321
Commendations with dick, maybe. And headpats.
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>>384263006
SAFE WURRRD!
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>>384290473
>Maximizing DPS to the second with perfect positioning is easy
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>>384289796
I play as a girl and that's wrong. I'm just a virgin loser and making cute girls is the closest I can get to having a gf.
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>>384290321
>Makes what worse
Denying feelings and locking them down is how mental illnesses start.
>and how?
If you want to play as a girl, you want men to like you and give you attention. You can think of it how you like, but you're closeted at best and in denial at worst.
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>Enjoy playing as casters, which are almost always DPS or Healing
>Find healing boring
>Wouldn't mind tanking so much but would miss casting

I just wish more games had battlemages, armored up casters who can tank and still fight with spells, it's a travesty it's not more common
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>>384289173
I don't care about comparing digital penises, Anon. I prefer sucking them off. I do current content at the pace me and my friends are comfy with and that's that.
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>>384276819
DPS lost all skill requirement when they let tanks hold agro guarenteed.

In the old days DPS could pull agro from the tank, and the mark of a good dps was in always riding just on the edge of pulling agro but never actually doing it. A bad dps was always getting agro and dying, an ok dps was doing lowish damage, and an expert dps was doing the most he possibly could with out stealing agro once.

Never pulling agro used to be a point of pride.

This was before agro meters ruined everything and you had to go by feel and experience and intuition.

Now tanks auto-grab agro and the only time the tank is not the one being damaged is when there is some scripted event that forces an agro drop or something gimmicky to make up for the fact that you cant have good agro mechanics in mmos anymore because everyone is a fucking retard now.
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>>384289796
>>384290651
>he doesn't want to play as a girl and wanting women to like you
Get a load of this guy
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>>384290534
I'll take headpats, thanks.
>>384290651
>f you want to play as a girl, you want men to like you and give you attention.
Other people in general, not just men; though.
The way /v/ thinks everything is about dick is misleading. Can't I just feel pretty and popular?
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yeah
it's slightly less boring as opposed to maintaining a skill rotation
healers don't have rotations
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>>384276819
healers had to worry about OoM. vanilla bc wow was amazing for it since you had to downrank your heals so you never ovehealed and conserved the most mana
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>leveling my astro through pvp
>people are even more retarded than in pve
>stop healing everyone and just snipe kills
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>>384290891
Anon. Headpats are just one step below taking dick. Once you've crossed that line, you might as well be a good girl and go all the way.
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>>384290867
hows the hormones jim?
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>>384290867
This desu, what mmo's can I play and holds with Onee-sama?
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>>384290867
2D yuri fantasies don't really exist, as much as I wish they did, and playing them out with another guy playing as a catgirl is definitely homo.
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I do all four roles (Tank, Heal, Ranged DPS and Melee DPS) so I can best understand the issues of the other three roles from any given perspective.

But I tank the most followed by healing because I hate waiting around for queue times or finding a group.
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>>384290749
Then resign yourself to being a casual instead of attempting to make yourself out to be any more than a slut.
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>>384290751
While I agree with your post, I feel like if DPS could outaggro tanks in FF14 it would just be a complete clusterfuck. It's not so bad for WoW where you just spam the same 2-3 skills but with FF14 you have all these long combos and rotations damage increasing cooldowns you wanna go through. It would be such a mess having to frequently interrupt that because of aggro. All dps jobs would need a rework for that, which, while I wouldn't mind it, it's too much to ask of SE.
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>>384291143
I was about to say
>he doesn't want to be a qt and do lewd things with a tall, hot girl
but then I read what I was saying and realized you're probably right to a degree.
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>>384291057
You should take the opportunity to run dungeons as much as you can when leveling healer and tank. It's faster and less mind numbing imo.
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>>384290751
That's why the best in FFXIV is to main-tank as Warrior and spend as much time as possible in DPS stance so you barely hold aggro
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>tfw 3.0 SCH
>tfw I was top HPS without ever leaving Cleric Stance/actually healing.
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>>384249758
I really like letting people die who piss me off. WoW priests even have lifegrip as icing on the cake.
>Elisandre progression
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>>384291816
i know it is, but i unironically enjoy pvp. despite getting furious about retarded teammates. it's like a cycle of anger.
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>>384261159
Gimme a source please, google and saucenao returns nothing
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>Be straight male
>Love being a healslut
>Not even attracted to men
what's wrong with me
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>>384292527
youre attracted to men.
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>>384292554
But I'm not.
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>>384251312
How shit can you be? Healing in XIV is by fat the easiest role in the game. It is also the role that can speed daily shit up most.

As WHM you can literally get away with using your ogcd healing skills and spam Holy during meme pulls unless the tank is undeageared by a lot. In that case you have to use a Cure 2 every now and then.

Healer who do nothing but stare at their full MP bar are the worst waste of space in a group. You have the potential to do just as much damage as DPS, speeding the whole thing up by a significant margin, and you squander it for "uhh something could go wrooong, this is stressful, no fun at all!".
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>>384292639
>this is what tanks actually believe
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>>384249758
I don't even understand how the submissive healslut meme was created
>play healer
>teammate fucks with you
>stop healing him and tell him if he wants his heals then he better beg me and say he's sorry
>he's left to provide for himself and dying left and right until the match ends or he apologizes
Seriously you are holding everyone's balls with a steel gauntlet when playing healer. But somehow the disgusting healslut meme took off
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>>384249758

>Thread still up

Need more healer ass.
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>>384292843
hmm it's almost as if some people just like being sub sluts.
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>>384292527
You like the attention and the feeling of frailty
Healslut is a stale meme that describes a subset of people who just play to ERP. Some of them happen to be healers.
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>>384292917
You know which white mage had the best ass?
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>>384292639
Also, to add to my grief: "Healsluts" who do nothing but sit on their massive MP pool and don't DPS are literally the worst fucking ERPer. Low quality all around.

DPS classes or healer who actually do their job have fire and are a lot more fun to be around.
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>>384293086
This one.
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>>384261969
Ey yo this shit expired I want in on the action
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>>384291341
That's fair! I'm sorry I talked back at you, Anon.
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>>384291946
Literally the braindead huntards of healing.
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>>384249997
Absolutely best role. I tank in all I play. Stand in the middle of everything, and deal with it. Even better when you raid lead too.
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>>384293231
>Act all high and mighty like you're the best
>Get told off like the little bitch that you are
>Back down immediately
What a pathetic little slut.

Just stick to sucking cock and being a cumdumpster. It's the role you deserve.
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>>384292639
It's not really braindead easy, it's just not as hard as say, Tank.
You still have to manage aggro, but if you mess up; you get multiple do-overs. If the tank messes up once, he's dead.
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>>384293607
I sometimes just have the nasty habit of opening my mouth before thinking and it gets me into trouble!
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>>384294276
Honestly what role is difficult in FFXIV? It's a comfy MMO with a casual player base and a bunch of easy classes.
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>>384294374
Well I hope you learned from this experience at least, and you should know better than to get smart with me again. If you do, then I might have to punish you.
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>>384294374
You better watch your mouth next time, before i stuff it shut.
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>>384294460
And still people are lazy fucks and needlessly prolong easy as fuck content by not using the tools they are given.

Also, the community is infested with prissy faggots like >>384294374 who are so boring and bad that they have to go for the faggot rout to get atleast the tiniest bit of attention.
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If I can play a priest or dress up in holy armour I will 90% of the time play healer so i can tell dps and tanks to slay cretins and sinners while shouting deus valt
i can tell people that they will go to hell if they dont give me loot
and doing this has let me make alot of friends and be social it pretty cool
i will always play elves since they are a nobel race just like our religion
only faggots succumb to healsluttery and they end up in the 2nd layer of hell
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>>384294953
>lazy fucks

man it reminds me of my latest susano run with the main tank being a pld and only using rage of halone combo. it was so weird, like nigga you were buffed to the point youre getting nerfed. how the fuck
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>>384249758
I don't but I should start since I'm a total boislut.
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>>384294953
You took the words out of my mouth anon. It's an astonishingly bad player base, they seem unable to even offer their concentration, failing the simplest of tasks.

Same with the boring players. ERPing and faggotry, no banter, nobody even talks (unless it's some fucking bard macro).

I remember when I started playing ARR, I asked in a dungeon why nobody said anything, and a guy responded saying 'too busy using ability, no time to type' after standing still like a fucktard for a few minutes. With this GCD you have time to type.
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>>384295024
Learn English.

And Tankadin is the way to go if you want to be all deus vult.
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Alright since we're on the topic, what are some MMO Hentai/doujin? Been feeling like reading something something healer makes the party feel better manga but no clue how to look for it.
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>>384292960
>frailty
Let me tell you about proper healers.

Back in 1998 i started playing an mmo, and i picked the healing class.

-damage figuratively never exceeds a level 1 mage

-50% damage resistance buff for everyone at all times

-12 second total invincibility skill for yourself (no cast time, 12 second cooldown)

-instant purge/dispell of all harmful effects, spammable

-endless healspam. You could not run out of mp spamming this

-massive burst heal that basically topped up anyone it hit, also no cooldown (but it was based on your current mp, and cost a % of your mp, so spamming it while low did not give you free instant heals forever)

-instant full mp every 30 seconds, at the cost of health (easily recoverable by the normal heal spell healspam and remember you have invincibility up 99.5% of the time anyway)

-self resurrect on a 30 minute timer if you did somehow manage to die with all the above

-the strongest debuff in the game that increased everyone else's damage by around 40% (also spammable instant cast)

-the ability to give plebs your left over mp since you get a free instant refill every 30 seconds anyway

This is on top of normal healer things like the ability to ressurect other people and lesser buffs that did boring things like increase stats slightly.

Basically, nobody around you was going to die and you werent going to die but if you did somehow all die you could just resurrect yourself and then resurrect everyone else.

Why did this work? Because the healers job was to help people do damage. All damage classess had powerful attacks that drained their hitpoints to use, so you had to heal them so they could keep doing it. It worked very well and was fast paced and you were basically always ALWAYS healing. There was no 'standing around because groups so good'. No, the better the group the faster you had to heal because your damage output depended on how much healing the healer did.

This is the perfect healer
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>>384295381
I suppose it all depends on who you hang out with. People I tend to do content with a competent at game, bantz and lewds afterwards. Then again I don't hang out with "femboys" who are probably the worst piles of human waste to grace these kinds of games.
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>>384295776
Of course, you can find a reasonable closed community if you look. But a part of MMOs is the overworld interaction, it's meeting people (it's also world PvP, which is really missing from XIV), questing with them, and generally participating in the social side. There's nothing interesting in that respect when it comes to this community.
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>>384249758
Active Prot in Hero's Ascent was the funnest shit.
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>>384295776
>lewds afterwards
>don't hang out with "femboys"
?
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>>384296430
He's just openly gay anon, lewds with manly men.
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>>384296430
Big muscly bear gays instead, I'm sure.
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>>384296430
Maybe he is the femboy.
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Not a healer, and I don't tank anymore because of SAM.
How do I make friends? I'm on Diabolos if that matters.
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>>384294837
I'll be on my best behaviour!

>>384295381
I'm not the brightest bulb in the shed but I still try to do my best in content regardless of how many times I run it. I also always try to talk in instances as well, and honestly, sometimes people actually get coaxed out of their shells and get more talkative over the course of the instance.
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>>384296840
>How do I make friends?
tell us your fetishes and maybe an anon will roll with you as your lewd companion
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>>384296430
Wanna know the truth?

I am a girl playing a shemale character, fucking all the female characters played by guys.
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Looking for a healslut to choke on something of mine. Anyone interested?
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>>384297401
This is my fetish
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>>384284605
NXT 200 grill
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>>384249758
I played a priest in vanilla WoW, was pretty fun to see the health bars fill up on my Luna raid frames.
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This healslut meme is pathetic, I've been healing for years and I accept no incompetence or some horny tank thinking he can bend me. Monsters are going to fuck your ass if you want an easy lay.
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>>384297281
I'm not into ERP though so there's really no point for that.
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>>384249758
Sometimes. Mostly because I like to help other people and the feeling of togetherness involved.
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>Be healslut
>Go on duty finder
>Sometimes like to mess up and let people die just so they get mad and bully me
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>>384286061
Artist name please?
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I was never particularly interested in MMOs as a genre but my friends roped me into trying out FF14 alongside them.
I took a look at what kind of jobs I could choose from and some descriptions of the unique parts of their gameplay. My friends were already leaning towards some DPS jobs so I thought that maybe tanking or healing might be alright.
Scholar seemed to be the most interesting job class, no contest. Multitasking by managing a computer-controlled healer familiar and using your own healing and damage skills? Most potential for damage out of the healers? Highest skill ceiling of the healers? Count me the fuck in, I always enjoyed the idea of jack-of-all-trades classes, like Red Mages in classic FF games.
I've been on a break during summer though, haven't dug into the new Stormblood expansion at all. I hear some unpleasant things about Scholar now but I'm sure I'll be fine, it's not like the other healing classes actually got any more interesting even if they're now more usable in comparison to SCH. Also having access to a spell called "Broil" brings joy to me and my circle of friends in ways that you cannot know.
As for the whole healslut angle, of course I rolled as a catgirl for my character. Like, why the hell wouldn't you when the game has the option? I prefer glamouring just regular leveling gear as my appearance though, I think it works much better for an 'adventurer' aesthetic than the obscenely ornate and fancy high level healer gear (well, every job has ridiculous-looking gear at top content).
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>>384298173
fengmo!
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>>384297212
>brightest bulb

For reference, how stupid are you? The reason I ask is that I can't see how intelligence plays much of a part in XIV. Attention does, watching your aggro, paying attention to what's going on, getting out of the shit. But again, I know a fairly house bound 75 year old who raids in XIV with no issues (apart from the fact that his arthritis sometimes stops him tapping sequential keys), so it's not exactly a fast game.

So what do you do wrong anon?
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i hate how males are able to play female characters in MMOs.
Roleplaying would be okay I guess but most people aren't, they just pick females because they're weird or something. People shouldn't be suprised when i come on ts
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>>384299250
Males are boring as fuck to play, females can look good and gallant in various classes.

The real plague of mmos are the small race like lalafell, they need to be removed.
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>>384298497
>75
>plays XIV
I've heard of stranger things, but not many. What do you like about the game, gramps?
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>>384299545
>I know a [...] 75 year old

Not me, just an old friend. He came into it for the story and for some variety, and seems to stick around for a mixture of the social aspect and having a wow-like MMO to raid in.

He mainly plays RS3, and is pretty damn good at the PvM there.

Met the chap years and years ago as he played lots of Quake 3 when I was a teenager.
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>>384249758
Sawbones in SWTOR.
For the sake of RP I act a civilian mechanic. Surprising amount of dorky "dark Jedi" who try to come off to me...
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>>384298497
I can usually pay good attention to most things, but I'm prone to tunnel visioning. My strength is probably memory, but I can be pretty bad with making snap decisions.

Like I said though, I try my best, and it usually works out. Worst I perform is when I die to something I "feel" I shouldn't have been hit by, then my brain gets huffy and out of rhythm and I get hit by everything else after.
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>>384299250

>I hate how males are able to [snip]
It speaks for itself people
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>>384300267
Humour me for a moment; did you ever play much team sports (rugby for example), or fast pace sports (skiing, karting, polo) when you were in your teens?

I discussed this with an old guild years back, and we noticed that everyone that didn't had spent a good bit of their childhood participating in decision heavy team sports, or fast paced activities, in their childhoods and teenage years. Ever since verifying the hypothesis has been in the back of my mind.
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>>384300670
Fixing the incoherence:

everyone that hadn't spent time [...] was substantially worse at doing progression content regardless of their age.
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tfw no pocket healer
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>>384249758
Yes. Because if you want something done right, do it yourself.
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>tfw i usually go for the healer character, if i get to choose i play as female
>i don't act as a fucking healslut and actually play the game
it's as if you're all fagits
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No, because im not a faggot.

DPS all day every day.
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>>384300670
Nope. None, really!
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>>384301647
Go do something fast paced in real life. It'd be nice to see a study on it actually, many neuron paths developed through team sports, and through generally death-defying activities. My hunch is that for whatever reason persistent gaming doesn't do this as well.
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>>384249758
i like healing but my connection sucks so i tank
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>>384300134
I liked the juggling between fast heals and keeping your energy regen high.
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>be healer(male)
>fuck up something easy in a dungeon
> a bunch of teenagers bully me
jokes on them i was rock hard
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>>384302334
How do you know they were teenagers
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>>384249758
I'd rather play a non-heal support tossing out buffs and debuffs all day every day but mmos don't often have those classes
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is it pretty easy to make a fem looking boy character in FFXIV? just curious haha
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>>384249758
Yes
Queue times
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>>384262252
i like to hope to find other normal healers. the fags here are just looking for daddies, both them and the people who play with them should be put in the oven.
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>>384302674
theyre mostly twinky, not female enough to pass as a trap, but pretty gay looking
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>>384302509
they were talking about soundcloud and fidget spinners
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Who /levelingandgearingMCH/ in preparation for the patch?
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>>384303802
They could just be normies.
Why is it a good thing that they were teenagers though.
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>>384303932
shiri?
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>>384304004
no sorry I don't have any friends in ffxiv
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>>384304131
i'll be your friend, what data center you on?
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>>384302674
see >>384303401

If you want to actually look like a cute femboy, then no. All you'll look like a twinky man. You need to make an actual female character if that's not what you want to be.
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>>384304167
primal

but im not good at being a friend i dont say much
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Healer main in FFXIV. My Master told me to post in this thread. Ask me anything, I suppose?

Healing is the most fun I've had in an MMO in a long time. Having Master berate me in dungeons and tease me over discord whenever I mess up. It makes me so excited whenever the others in a dungeon are none the wiser of what's going on when I apologize and promise to serve them well.
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>>384302674
There was a guy making a prety girly looking midlander whm with long hair but I didn't safe the pic
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>>384304373
How did you meet your Master? Did you know him prior to starting FFXIV, or did you meet him in-game?
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>>384303989
>not wanting to be dommed by shotas/teens
baka
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>>384304607
>Wanting to be dommed at all
Miss me on that gay shit
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>>384262252
I'm a CIS STRAIGHT WHITE MALE and I enjoy playing healer. Sometimes it can get boring but I love seeing those green numbers
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>>384249997
Healing is fun when your tank isn't a pussy. You know all those fags that bitch about tanks who go to fast and pull too much? Little do they know that's when the pod racing of healing starts.
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I wish I could burn all of you faggots.
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>>384304563
In game, we were in the same free company and our discord had porn sharing thing. Sharing some of my favorites they approached me and asked if I wanted to try some of the stuff with him, and it just escalated from there.
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>>384304373
post boy pussy
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>>384304256
same.
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I only play healers in just about every game that lets me, MMO or otherwise. I enjoy the feeling that by keeping other people alive I'm allowing them to enjoy their game more. Making them happy makes me happy, even if I'll never hear them say it.

By the way I'm a Male(male)
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>>384305237
>Male(male)
shit taste confirmed
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>>384305134
boy pussy
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>>384304764
To be fair, if you're using duty finder, then you really shouldn't be going crazy with your pulls unless you know the healer can handle it. Obviously it's different if you're playing with a known party, but leave that crap out of duty finder.
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>>384305237
>Making them happy makes me happy
That's the basis of every healslut ever, only it also includes lewd connotations of 'happy'
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>>384305542
As a healer you can just call your tank a bitch for going at a snails pace. They usually try and kill themselves after that.
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>>384305837
My healer wouldn't talk back to me like that.
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>>384305380
now post a picture of your boypussy!
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>>384305939
>>384305380
this
or send a pic to your master
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>>384305568
I unironically tried the whole healslut thing but I don't think that my feelings towards healing are actually sexual. The healslut community isn't really my cup of tea either.
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>>384306050
>healslut community
Do they just hang out talking about typefucking?
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>>384306371
cute!
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>>384306409
Pick your poison.
Reddit discord,
F-lsit
or here.
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>play medic find some heavy low hp
>he hasn't taken damage for a while so I get the full heal rate
>get a massive erection as his health fills up instantly and hes over healed

Healing is fun when its satisfying, just no-one makes +10hp satisfying as -10hp but you also blew their head off and they're screaming in agony and their body is running around without a head
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>>384306538
Move on, I ain't that kind of tank.
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I did, because tanking was becoming annoying and I preferred to sit in the back and criticize as opposed to doing in from the front.

Really, all it comes down to is dps are fucking retards and you'll have to carry them somehow.
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>>384306538
What are some good discord channels?
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>>384304998
What're some of those favorites?
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>>384306409
If you've ever been on a furry or anime form then it's all the worst parts of those with some lewd-healing flavor mixed in.
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>>384305914
A shame. When you surround yourself with bitchbois, it doesn't take long for your to turn into a bitchboi.
I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose now.
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>>384306760
They're all pretty mad desu.

>>384307054
Just search "healslut" and you'll find most of my favorites.
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>>384308150
Bad* Not mad. Also To be honest is replaced with desu, what cancer.




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