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Can the men, dwarves and elves of /v/ not just get along?
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No. Fuck elves
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>>384298087
no you globalist shill
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It'll be a cold day in hell before I acknoledge you knife-eared, sap-loving, blush bitches.
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Elves are trash.
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>>384298252
Elves are cute!
Especially in urban clothing.
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>>384298210
How come his lesbian scenes are his best by a country mile but he does them the least compared to straight/gay shit?
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>>384298264
>he doesnt want to enslave cute elven bois and do horrible things to their boipuccis
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Elves were literally made for orc cock, prove me wrong
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>>384298210
>>384298252
>>384298264
>>384298328
>>384298569
ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! If you try doing nasty in that back alley over there, I'm gonna take yer' fucking arrows and shove em between yer' perfectly polished figure nails. Im gonna take that bowstring of yours and string you up by yer' fucking foreskins till gravity gives yer' a botched circumscription and play it like a fucking violin, I'm gonna headbutt yer' till there is nothing but a butt left. I'm gonna colour that little pansy green shirt of yours red, USING YER' FUCKING BONE MARROW. Ye better believe yer' gonna wish you were never born, because I'm gonna make it seem like you never were. Ye atrocious fucking boil on the face of reality
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>>384298087
elves are only fit for hard manual labor

even then they drop like flies
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The people who like Dwarves are those overweight kids into metal and warhammer that believe they are the wisest kids in class but turn out to be a min wage wagie.

I dislike them intensely
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Black man here

Elves need to get fucked by orks, their women impregnated, their men sissified.
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>>384298628
the fuck is wrong with you, anon
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Your threadly reminder.
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elves are cute collared and on a leash
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>>384298750
Someone with a deep disdain for someone he knew that really liked warhammer
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>mfw i get along with dwarves and elfs and have no problems with them
>mfw we laugh as we kill and slaughter greenskin scum all day everyday.
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>>384298814
Fuck dwarves
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>>384298628
I was never fat but I used to like metal and warhammer. I didn't think anything of fantasy races
Now I stopped liking metal and warhammer but I realize how dwarves are the best race and also how most faggot ass devs that put dwarves in games follow the tolkien meme, in the sense that attractive dwarves are impossible to come by, nope they all look like middle aged humans no matter their age. It triggers the shit out of me, the only worst thing is that half dwarves are nearly impossible to see in anything but half elves are all over the place. Why do devs/writers hate dwarves?
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Elves are bound to get extinct as their form of a life cycle stretching over a few centuries is become obsolete with advancement of warfare and development of new weapons as a single life gets less valuable and sheer mass of soldiers becomes more important. This is especially the case because mankind is quick to reproduce and spread in comparison to elves. Elves would either have to adapt to this by fundamentaly changing their societal standards to a more reproduction friendly environment or they would simply at some point die out by too long warring with humans which could way easier compensate for life losses.
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Elves are sluts
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>>384298087
Fuck those faggit elves and their fancy magic and dainty robes
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>>384298087
I like the Dunmer.
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>>384299265
>>384299445
Pictures of orc and elves being friends and having fun > shitty rape meme
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Fuck Elves, Dwarves are the master race.

Mens can be good...as slaves.
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Dark elf here, other elves are pussies.
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>>384298460
lobster wouldn't be special if you ate it every day, anon
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Elves are cute!
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YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME
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What we need is a final solution to the plague of man.
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>>384299445
>those happy orcs
Cute!
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>>384299692
>dark elf

go back to lapping up your master's semen off of the dungeon floor slut
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>be a member of the glorious elven master race
>exterminate all dwarven filth
>exterminate all human scum
>make wearing any kind of facial hair a death penalty
>create a paradise on earth with superior elven architecture and ingenuity

What games let me do this?
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>>384298210
>Fuck elves
Sounds like a plan.
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>tfw youll never be an orc and play pranks on elves
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>>384298618
What if they could be saved?
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Just realised I want a game featuring a half orc half elf, and the subject of their parents comes up at some point and everyone assumes rape but it turns out they have really nice parents who are still together and embarrass them with doting
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>>384300089
sounds like a paradise of fuccbois.
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>>384298628
That's literally me.
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>>384300268
w-what's she going to do with that leek?
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>>384300385
Kill yourself right fucking now.
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>>384298610
Man those videos are great.
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>>384299265
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>>384299198
> used to like something
> stopped liking it

Found the dumb poser. You bring shame to your clan. Commit sudoku, now.
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>>384300672
t. Elf Supremacist
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>>384298793
>t. elf
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>>384300743
post the rest
image search brings up a bunch of korean shit
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>>384300802
T.orc
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>>384298087
I would more say /v/ is full of orcs and trolls. I highly doubt there are any of the 'good' races
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>>384300943
t. Falseflagging dwarf
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Normal elves should be kill on sight just like drow
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>>384300743
fuck I hate reading like that
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>>384301095
t.still orc
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>>384298793
>elf posters
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elf pusy
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>>384298210
dont mind if I do
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Best fantasy races
automatons
golems
skellingtons

Okay fantasy races
humans
elves
dwarves
orcs

Bad fantasy races
animal based ones
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>>384301473
> man-made slaves with no will are the best "races"

Found the cuckold
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Man could you imagine if they made LotR today, half the cast would be black and gandalf would be a trans woman just because. Im grateful they made it when they did.
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>>384298486
What is it with elf posters and the "boipussy" meme?

They can't handle a strong dwarven woman is their problem!
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>>384301579
sounds like he's the cucker and not the cuckee friend
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>>384301584
Fantasy settings are implicitly racist

>>384301473
Dwarves are my favourites but Kobolds are fun.
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Gnomes here,

Stay away from our turf

Thank you for your consideration
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>>384301283
sauce
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>>384298460
>lesbian
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>>384299573
WHO IS THE ARTIST?!!?
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>that lewdfic where the elves are some kinds of priestesses and they capture an orc
>they tease it and milk him for his sperm
>he breaks free and he thinks they're raping them but he's playing like putty into their hands
>i will never find it again
it hurts, it really really does
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>>384299573
>no good female orc doujins besides the one where the fat knight switches to their side and becomes their chief and raids the city he was from
jhsdjkdhldcds
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>>384301584

Lord of the Rings is pretty racially charged anyways.

>civilization threatened by the savage hordes from "over there"
>elves are the master race that are the absolute best at everything, and must return to their ancestral homeland that is only for elves
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KILL THE NON-MER
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Halflings are literally the greatest race.
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What have Dwarves ever done to improve the world? That's what I thought.
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>>384298087
But we're not friends.
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I dont think girls oughta be sayin stuff like that
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>>384298087
Not when political shitposting exists my friend.
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Where did the whole "dwarves and elves hate each other" thing come from?
In the LOTR books they seem to get along just fine, other than the Lorien elves resenting the Moria dwarves for fucking up and releasing an ancient evil. I don't remember seeing the scene in the OP image anywhere other than in the movies.
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>>384298087

Elves are condescending because they live longer, aging like fine wine overlooking a mountain of shit that always falls apart.

Dwarves are just greedy little passionate short sighted bastards whose best talents always lay in being persistent, hard working and having good comradery.
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>>384302446
Dwarves and elves used to have good relations but they had deteriorated quite a bit by the time of the War of the Ring.
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>>384298087
All races are great as long as they're male. Females all belong in the trash, though.
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Humans are always the most flexible so I prefer them usually.
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How about elves in vidya
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>>384298087
Can anyone explain the appeal of dwarves? They just seem like the lamest fantasy race to me, or at least the least appealing, they are just small miners and that's about it.
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ElfxDwarf is a good BL pairing.
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>>384299265
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>>384302312
This is bullshit, Morgoth should have won, he was stronger.
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>>384302303
>>384302348
>>384302258
>>384302198
>>384302151
OATHBREAKERS GET OUT

MY LONGBEARDS ARE GRUMBLING
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>>384302312
Superior blacksmiths and garrisons all over which are protecting the lands from scum are the only things i can think of.
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>>384298210
This
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>>384301592
>What is it with elf posters and the "boipussy" meme?
they're gay
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>>384298210
>>384298569
>>384298618
>>384298734
>>384299265
Reminder to report and ignore goblinposters
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>>384302820
They're gruff, stalwart and honest. They seem like they'd make good friends.
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>>384298793
>posting any screencap past 2011
Worthless...
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>>384302680
The world would be so boring if there were no females. Think of them as eye-candy animals running around for your satisfaction.
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>>384302820
angry manlets can relate to them
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What about other races like Halflings, Tieflings, Aasimars, Dragonborns and Goblinoids?
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>>384298793
>elves are literally everything nerds are not
>so they make dwarves/orcs which is something they are not
so this is the power of an elffag's thought process...
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If you aren't pro-Elf I'll gut you myself!
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>>384302820
They're gruff and honest, they rely on their wits alone rather than some greater power bestowed on them usually. Warhammer Dwarves in particular for how friendly but zealous they are.
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>>384301473
>Okay fantasy races
>humans
>elves
>dwarves
>orcs
Retards who put orcs on the same level as actual races are degenerates cucklings that should be shot.
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>ywn desert the battlefield and live in the woods, raising a young elf you saved
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>>384298087
Why do people hate elves? Is it because they usually look gay?
Elves are my second choice in any game that has them, first choice being humans. I dont like being half the size of a human so I never play as dwarves.
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>>384303035
But they're extremely ugly and unpleasant in every facet. Men are more beautiful in every conceivable way, by an infinite amount.
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>>384303102
>pansy elf lover thinks he has a chance
can't wait to enslave the knife ears
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elves are for rape
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>>384303102
>elflets gutting anything
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>>384303169
blood elf jesus died for our sins
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>>384302820
People who are insecure about their manliness are drawn to them.
Then beyond that there's the comfy mountain forts.
Making tunnels and larg halls inside are appealing to city building type of players, while in comparison elves don't really have that much in that regard. I mean sure, treehouses, but they're way more limited in what you can do.
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>>384303061
How about Thri-kreen
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>>384298210
fpbp
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>>384303235
>>384303287
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>>384303134
Scars are very cute in anime.

Too bad they're not in real life.
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>>384302982
>>384303119
I'm getting a lot of "gruff" and "honest".
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>>384302820
As some people said already, they are extremely strong shut-ins who no one messes with, who get wasted all day in their caves under the mountain, which has all the jew gold stored in there.

It's a power fantasy where a typical loser can do the same things he does already (wanking in his mancave and drinking booze) but without taking the shit from others for being a puny weakling with no dosh.
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>>384303302
The insecurity meme is shit. IF anything they would find Orcs more appealing if they were trying to fulfil some sense of manhood.
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>>384303305
Any other race that ain't humans, elves, dwarves and orcs actually.
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>>384303438
Look at the other half of the posts here.

Orc worship is the newer insecurity meme since warcraft.
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>>384303169
Nah. IRL females look better on average. In some countries, and among some races the difference is just enormous. Real men are not elves, lacking beauty is the weakest link of men in general.

Elves are a fantasy creation of superhumans, who are perfect in every aspect. But they don't exist, what a shame.
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>>384303363
Tell me, what good is a elf that's not dead/enslaved?
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Yeah It's like people from Yorkshire in England. Warhammer Dwarves are even given Yorkshire accents in the most recent Warhammer game.

I have family from there so it might add to their appeal for me.
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>>384303586
Nope. Pretty much all men are prettier than women. It's inherent and objective, the male form is just better.
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>>384303586
Elves are just white people.
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>>384298793
>Elf apologist.
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>>384303681
Meant for >>384303380
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>>384303640
They're basically superior in every way.
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>>384298087
Dwarves=Jews
Elves=Pretentious europeans
Men=Low life americans
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>>384303692
We may be all faggots here, but even the biggest fag admits that females know what's up when it comes to looks. The things you love in those pictures are feminine qualities in male form. Extremely rare traits to find.
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>>384303586
Not at all. Men have always been more beautiful than females. This will never change, it's an immutable fact that has stayed consistent throughout history. Only countries with an inordinate amount of obese people have ever disagreed.
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>cool accents
>tend to have cool architecture
>murderous fucks while still staying a little goofy and not going total edge lord
>beards

how can anyone hate dorfs?
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>>384303781
Yeah, superior slaves, fit for a king.
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All fantasy races should coexist peacefully
under the iron-fisted rule of a halfling aristocracy.
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>>384300340
I can't tell if this is meant to be fetish porn.
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>>384303817
lol no. females are ugly shit and have no clue about looking good. and those aren't feminine traits at all. only males can achieve beauty.
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>>384298087
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!!
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>>384303813
I thought halflings with their eating habits would be americans
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>>384303902
Halflings take all the worst tropes of elves and dwarves and combine them into one shitty archetype.
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>>384303838
The only places on earth where men may look better than women are anglo countries, scandinavia, germany and maybe nigger african shitholes. In the rest of the world males are hideous.
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>>384303863
t. Over-compensating human and/or dwarf.
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>>384303781
MUH DICK
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>>384303902
should be a war of all against all with the feral, cannibalistic and tribal Halflings from Dark Sun.
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>>384298087
>elves
The ancient weebs that are obsessed with beauty(anime tiddies)
>dwarves
Neckbeards that hate the elves, likes shiny things (grafix) and working the forge(PC with latest house fire card)
>man
The lowly console warriors always fighting among themselves. Also contains the normalfag FPS kids and MOBA players.
>Orcs
SJWs trying to destroy Middle /v/earth
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>>384303681
I thought it was interesting that they were given Yorkshire/Northen English accents in TWW when Dwarves are usually portrayed as Scottish with heavier Norse influences (axes, runes etc.). Not much about them really strikes me as "North English" outside of them being miners but that's more of a European thing.
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>>384304032
Men always look better than women. You have to be baiting or something.
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>>384300089
not counting the facial hair age of wonders
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>>384303813
dwarfs being jews is a dirty elvish lie
we do not have caves full of gold and you should stay clear of all the caves because they are very dangerous. dont go and die exploring an empty cave with no treasure.
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>>384303926
Elves are feminine as hell. Dwarves are masculinity incarnations. Unless you love fat hairy fucks, you have no say in the matter.
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>tiefling gets mistaken for a demon again
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>>384304084
Yorkshire is mostly viking descendants lad. They've still got a heavy genetic influence in the region since the old kingdoms of England.

Mind you Anglo Saxons are Germanic anyway
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>>384300924
Not him but I got you
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>>384304202
>manlets
>in any way masculine
When will they learn /v/?
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>>384304202
Elves fit the traditional definition of masculine far better than dwarves. Body hair and beards have always been seen an unmanly in most places, like Rome and Japan.
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Best race coming through.
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Gimme the elf boipucci
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>>384303902
>aristocracy
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>>384304321
>>384300924
Oh yeah sauce is We must expose the wickedness of the Orcs or something to that nature
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>>384304079
>consensual
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>>384304079
Elves are made for hand-holding in the prone position with ear licking, biting, nibbling, sucking, and tonguing while you inter-lock your fingers and rough mating.
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>>384304080
basically this
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>>384304393
Literally rats.
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>>384300910
>>384301306
>>384303008
>>384303095
>>384303756
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>>384304332
Any sources on that?
I hate to sound cynical but it seems odd that a biological indicator like body hair, which is unique to men, would be considered unmanly.
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>>384298210

Elves are good for one thing: rape.
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>>384303838
This is the gayest post i've read in a while here. I wish homosexual degeneracy was never introduced to this board.
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>>384304243
well they are pretty much just octoroon demon spawn.
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>>384304436
How did you get these pictures of me?
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>>384304673
I think he's coming at it from a trad angle. Now all the Evolans will regret they badmouthed Christianity for so long.
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>>384302312

Dwarves and their mythril vaults keep the lovecraftian horrors at bay.
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>>384304535
They're completely right. Body hair and facial hair are seen an unrefined and undignified on men in many parts. It's not manly to be slovenly and fail to take care of yourself. That just makes you an animal, not an upstanding man. It's no different from leg hair being seen as unwomanly on women despite it being completely naturally occuring on 100% of women.
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Everyones favorite lewd detecting loli elf
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>>384304679
Do you mistake Aasimars for angels too?
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i think we can all agree skeletons are best race and all necromancers dindu nuffin wrong
and of course paladins are smelly and stupid, i wish i wasn't such a smelly fleshy idiot
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This is one of the most played out memes on /v/.

>grr i haet elves dagger knife ears
>dwarves are totally cool and not fat manlets
>doos vult
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>>384304673
>homosexual
>degeneracy
Pick one. Homo is pure and right, heteros are the degenerates. Love only exists between males.
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>>384304902
>on /v/
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>>384304332
Nobody gives a shit what a bunch of homos thought. Shaving is unnatural, masculinity is all in genetics. And nature decided that men are stronger, hairy and crude. Even those Roman statues were designed with androgynous angels in mind.

Androgyny has been the perfect standard of beauty since the dawn of times. Hence why elves are considered beautiful, just like your average anime character. Fit (masculine) but thin & hairless (feminine) body. Extremely sharp (masculine) but sleek face features with gorgeous hair (feminine).
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>>384304902
Always thought of it more of a /tg/ thing desu desu
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I've always wondered, do mixed species people exist? like a elf dwarve?
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>>384304926
>This is unironically what many circles of thought believe
Radical Traditionalism was a mistake.
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>retards killing eachother over ear size
>tfw just chilling in my little farm smoking my dank weed with my cute wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
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>>384304836
they are octoroon angel spawn, a drop of poison spoils the milk. What I'm trying to say is even if you are only 1/8th a nigger you are still a nigger in my book.
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>>384305036
>elf dwarve
It takes three dwarves to impregnate an elf. I would know. I checked.
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>>384304985
>thin & hairless (feminine)
>gorgeous hair (feminine).
You just blew your own argument the fuck out. Men are thinner than women, inherently. And men have thicker and more lustrous hair, inherently. And many men have less body hair than women. These are scientific facts and can't be argued against. Not even the anon you're responding to.
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>tfw huge elven ear fetish
>tfw elves will never be real
>Cosmetic surgery will never in my lifetime allow the same amount of sensitivity like elves
>and even if it does I doubt any girl would willingly get them
Why even bother living?
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>>384304245
Well "Anglo-Saxons" is a tricky term since they are 2 distinct groups (the Angles and Saxons but both Germanic) who ended up in England and eventually became Anglo-Saxons.

But everything about Dwarves is way more Scottish/Norse than anything else. I would say Yorkshire more falls into English/Northern English which is in turn influenced by neighbouring cultures (Celts, Angles, Romans, Norse etc). I don't know, I think of like, moors, Yorkshire puddings, folk music and English folklore when I think of Yorkshire, but then again, I don't live there, just nearby in the North of England.
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>>384305096
They're completely right. Straights are all cucks. Only gays can have loving relationships.
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>>384305169
I'm sure theres girls willing, they would jsut be crazy 450 lb tumblr landwhales
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>>384304985
Every trait you called feminine is actually objectively masculine. You just proved them 100% right.
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>>384305169
>willingly

Just catch a human and turn it into an elf so the slavery is ok.
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>>384305145
Men with lack of testosterone can't even grow a decent beard. And the other half will eventually get bald, which is a genetical curse, no different from a disease.
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>>384298087
>Elves
>On /v/
God I fucking hope not
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And thats that. Just a reminder that Dark Elves with white hair are the best
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>>384301846
WHY WERE THEY RED?
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>>384305350
Kej
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>>384304419
>implying republicanism would work in a setting inspired by late antiquity
Only the second estate has the influence and education required to preserve the natural rights granted by the gods.
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Post more savage and wild elves!
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>The hairy ape trying to argue that being slovenly is masculine
Pathetic.
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>>384305096
Men
>bros
>trustworthy
>no pressure
>cool
>enjoy you for being who you are

Women
>whores
>see you as an ATM machine
>have to put on an act
>will break up with you and take your shit
>always jealous
>moodswings

Male homosexuality is the way to a happy life, anon. There's already enough people in the world, and pussy's nice but it's not worth putting up with women for (unless you happen to find a woman who's as cool as a dude)
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You know what race I really hate? I mean all the others it really fucking depends on the setting by generally they are all okay but you know what I hate?
Gnomes. What do they fucking add to any setting? What do they do that isn't already covered by the most common fantasy races? That's right nothing they just step on toes which they should be able to see but they are fucking Gnomes fuck you. Gnomes don't do anything, they just exist. The first and last time I saw a Gnome actually do shit was David the fucking Gnome and that little bitch didn't take shit from anyone. Other fantasy settings? Nothing is done, they are there, they are Gnomes. Why? Not even the goddamn people behind the settings know, they were padding but someone mistook it for a regular comer to basic fantasy races to choose from and stuck them between Dwarves and Halflings.
Fuck Gnomes, what a bunch of useless twats. Fucking stupid.
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>>384305564
> white hair

A meme for horny teenagers who consider it cool and edgy. Every time i saw somebody create an elf with white hair in a game, they were always dumb kids. Same for those who obsess over characters whose hair turn white out of a sudden, which is supposed to be a feature implying that they have gone through some supernatural transformation, giving them superpowers. Juvenile bullshit.
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>>384302820
They're Jewish
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>>384305096
>going against the greek philosophers
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>>384302680
sauce?
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>>384298087
>hate elves
>play rune factory
>love elves
what do?
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>>384305794
Literally a HUEHUE from the amazon, but with long ears.
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>>384298087
I don't think so.
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>>384305834
What do you think of the Lotus Clan in Battle Realms, who dye their hair white to prey on superstitions of the Wolf clan?
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>>384305752
>>384305252
Gay men are even more dramatic than the average woman to be honest. I used to be flattered when a gay dude hit on me but I realized they're just thirsty drama queens.
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>>384305767
Now THIS I can get behind.

Elf bro here, can we all put aside our differences and agree with this? Dwarves, Men, Orcs?
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>>384305767
I always felt like gnomes were just what happens when you try to smoosh elves and dwarves together.
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>>384298793
>elveshitters are literally just weeaboos who think they're surrounded by idiots.
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>>384305767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4

Gnomes are well meaning and friendly tricksters.
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>>384305767
They are Dwarves 2.0 created to make manlets less imba. Since your average dwarf is already extremely strong physically and has a superior weapon made by the best blacksmiths, giving them access to super tech like steampunk tanks, rifles, explosives etc would be too damn OP. So Gnomes exist to compensate. They are a counterpart of the same kind, weak, but clever. So they either possess magical powers, or use modern technology, depended on the setting.

Gnomes are the least retarded race among those with no identity. Halflings, tieflings and other half elves are way worse.
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'umies or bust. purge the xenos.
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>>384305949
Typical weeb shit. White hair is a magnet to japanese, hence why it's used mostly in eastern settings.
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>Humans
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>>384306503
Battle Realms was made in the US of A. You're a dumbass.
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>>384305767
delete this
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Cute!
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>>384306707
So what, it's set in Japanese setting with samurais and shit.
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>>384303984
Hobbits are Tolkien's ideal version of the English people, even down to the whole "stiff upper lip" stereotype. They're not American at all.
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Elf master race. Fuck the faggots
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>>384305767
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>>384306870
And they aren't even the best clan, that goes to Lotus where everyone who isn't a peasant is an asshole wizard and the Wolf who are cave men who beat people with rocks.
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>>384306842
I want to crush that oathbreaking elgi
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>>384306958
See David is a Gnome I can get behind, he actually does shit.
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EL/v/ES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE
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Grovel before your betters, /v/.
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I want to marry an elf!
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>>384298087
were they gay?
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Always remember
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>>384305767
>obvious elf shill trying to get us to hate on another race
Only after your kind has been hunted down to extinction, pal.
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>>384302312
>Kill orcs
>Kill goblins
>Craft good stuff
>Trade with (and generally give some tech to) humans
>Best beer
>Cool architecture and (generally) complex tunnel networks
And the best part is
>Just want to stay in their mountain and mine MORE gold
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>>384307750
I want to marry a man.
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>lord garithos is dead
>pelinal whitestrake let elves into the knights
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Gobbo Master Race
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>>384307940
But I'm not an elf.
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>>384299198
Did you see the hobbit movies? Like three of those dwarves at least were sexy
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>>384306842
what show please?
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>>384308369
>long pointy ears
Looks like an elf to me
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orc masterrace
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>>384308309
>>384308369
Smelly dumb Grobi scum.
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>>384303404
>Implying hoarding money, wanking, banging ugly broads and getting drunk in a badass mancave isn't the peak of masculinity

Pointy eared, bald faced, twat mouth.
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Elves are only good for one thing.
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>>384303817
That said, im straight and vaginas are straight up disgusting.
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>>384309979
The disgusting old man always turns me off. Why do japs like disgusting old men so much?
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no lizard love on /v/?
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>>384310306
Defiling something pure, most people who read it are ugly and look like that.
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>>384298087
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monstergirls or bust
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What about the dragons?
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humans dwarves and elves should work together
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>>384311961
Tigrans were the best race in Age of Wonders 2/Shadow Magic.
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>>384301419
On the left? A runescarred barbarian. It doesn't matter what the one on the right is. All the murder power of the guy on the right, only the Runescar gets magic, too.
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>>384301419
Left if you want to throw him at a monster, right if you want to hold the line, literally any other faction if you have taste.
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>>384312484
Do you mean your favourite or your best?

I think it might be the best even if you didn't mean that.
There was a great europe map I downloaded once, kinda based around early roman empire times, so one wizard in persia, one in rome, on in germania.
Not sure where they all were, but all players slots weren't used so I usually added one for celts and greeks(that I played as Archons).

Did once try to play as the Tigran persians though and I could get sphinxes and war shrines up before I had any real battles, and those could just drain will and dominate almost every enemy with ease, even powerful heroes.
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>>384298087
It's always elven trap faggots this, Urist McDwarven that. Where's the love for us /g/nomes?
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>>384312861
My favourites, I was never really that good at the game to be able to tell you which teams were that much better than any other.

I do remember the mods for AoW 2 being rather odd, I recall one that added a bunch of ridiculous races to the game, like aliens, giants, robots and some good-aligned undead (all using assets stolen from other games). It was just so strange to find that people out there were making this sort of stuff.
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>>384313164
>(all using assets stolen from other games)
I saw a spritefied night elven huntress from warcraft 3 in one of those mods.

I think I have some of them on my other computer still, there were a bunch of map making tools that really made mapping a lot more interesting, added a lof of doodads so you could make overland cities.
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>>384313120
https://youtu.be/CMgeL3TPIWg?t=3s
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>>384311163
>not specifying which monstergirl
Scorpiongirls or bust
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>>384304546
But anon, it's not rape if it's an elf.
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>>384298087
I hope all the platform warring fags can do this when the next meteor comes to wipe us out.

>never thought I'd die side by side with a sonybro
>how about dying side by side with a fellow gamer, friend, and the only person who gets you?
>aye, one last game of mario kart then sonyfriend, since you have no good games, just movies, wink
>sounds good man :)
>*boom*
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>>384313120
All midget races are shit. Dwarves gnomes halflings gobbos etc etc.
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>>384310306
Because it's virgin rape fantasy, m8. If your rapist is a dashing young man with aesthetic gains, attractive face, social economic status, and "dark bad boy" personality, then no matter what 50 shade novels claim, it can't be real rape because the girl - who is a virgin and therefore doesn't even have prior engagements to be loyal to - is always willing. (And if she's written as not willing, then as the audience we think the writing is just stupid even for porn standards)
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Human, elves, anything. Race doesn't matter.
Everyone can begin the path to becoming perfect and anyone who says otherwise is untrustworthy.
Here, I have a book to start you off on the journey to bettering yourself.
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>>384313337
There were all sorts in this one, mostly from Planescape Torment and World of Warcraft, where I think they took pictures of the models from a certain angle and rotated them during different animations to make all the sprites, but it didn't look great and it was just weird. It has always stood out to me that somebody out there actually thought "Man, it would be great if there were a race of giants in this game", and I think it's called "Strange Lands", but I remember it being a pain to install.

I've always loved Age of Wonders 2, maybe it's just a game I spent a lot of time as a kid playing, but I've never felt that it got enough love, given how well made the game is and how apparently easy it is to mod, I know it has a fairly dedicated fanbase but I feel that a lot of people out there would have loved this game. especially when Age of Wonders 3 turned out to be so underwhelming.
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>>384314363
I'll admit I chuckled at the rename.
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>>384314258
BEGONE WIGHT
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>>384301846
You're cool with tomtes, right?
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>>384313545
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Hey guys how's it going
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>>384314953
would've been a gif, but gimbone and playgolas lack the frames
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>>384313545
i will never ever accept sticc fags
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>>384303302

>insecurity

What does that make elf lovers then? Or people that just play human?
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>>384298087
I may not entirely trust Elves but I'll still give them the time of day.
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Dwarves are about being upfront and no-nonsense. That's why they appeal to me.

Elves are always stuck in tradition and magic and shit, and humans are bland melting pots that get used as a catch-all.
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>>384314953

Are the Eagles Denuvo?
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>>384316053
Dwarves are usually obsessively isolationist and traditional as well as greedy.
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>>384298087
All my life i have i have wanted a friend ship like gimli and legolas, data and jordi, lenny and carl, etc and go on adventures.

Fuck my life, fuck the friends, fuck the woman that i have. I would trade it all for that 1 true friend, would die a virgin if i could somehow trade that fuck this thread and fuck you OP.
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Humans are the patrician choice.
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>>384302032
>Orcs are just generic bimbos
C'mon man there just needs to be a little monster in them.
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>>384316938
>Valshea
Uh, she's an elf, bro.
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>>384316053
i think humans just kill everyone or unite every one constantly
they only live like 1/4 as long as dwarves and elves are immortal
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>mfw elf haters
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>>384317021
I don't care, tusks and green skin is hot as fuck and their near animalistic desire to be bred is even hotter
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>>384316938

>chain-mail bikini

I miss this
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>>384316938
Correct answer.
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>>384317239
Being more monstrous and buff makes those factors even hotter.
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>>384317474
>monstrous
no
>buff
yes
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>>384308408

/v/
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>>384317323
that isn't a chain mail bikini though

you obviously don't know what a bikini actually is and the bottom half isn't even chain
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>>384298829
This
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>>384317527
C'mon anon, you've fapped to monster girls. Try a Monster Woman for once.
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>>384299198
>, in the sense that attractive dwarves are impossible to come by
Well no shit, they're midgets. When your whole race is so deformed then of course none of them would be attractive.
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>>384302312

>elves proud about the power they were literally given by God

Literally had their legacy given to them on a silver platter. Dwarves were made by a fucking bored blue-collar worker in a cave and still managed to keep pace. Shit, most people don't even know the Dwarves were actually made first, but God wanted Elves to have a head start so he forced the Dwarves back asleep until knife-ears were ready and established.
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>>384317819
>women can't be cute
fuck off
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>>384317824
Even to themselves. Why do you think they drink so much alcohol?
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>>384317658

Its a non-functional piece of armor that is made 100% for aesthetics, like the bikini trope. Stop being autistic.
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>>384317239
>and their near animalistic desire to be bred
that's not a thing you fucktard
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>>384314843
>Toljanteri
What the fuck? Miksi?
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>>384317947
safer to drink then mine water
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>>384318164
why not
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>>384317410

>gimli having to ride like a bitch

Ever time.
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>>384317323
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>>384318164
>that's not a thing you fucktard
t. cucked orcish male

mad your gf shelog bash'gob got APED friend?
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>>384317875
>Monster women can't be cute
NO YOU FUCK OFF
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>>384317410

P U R I T Y
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>human
Only roughly 20 years of prime physical condition, average life span is roughly 70 years.
>dwarf
Roughly 200-250 yr lifespan.
>elf
Lifespans range from hundreds of years to immortality.

The lowliest elven servent has hundreds of years of good health ahead of them whereas the most distinguished humans have only 20-30 years of productive adulthood before their bodies start to fail. Imagine the animosity that would emerge from this inequality.
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>>that one elf/orc shipperfag on /v/
Fuck off, elves are pure.
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is there a better movie experience possible than a marathon of the LOTR extended editions?
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>>384318779
O yeah, it would be black lives matter times a million
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>>384318779
yeah but elves are stupid faggots who can't progress faster than human society even with all that benefit

also they worship the BHC
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>>384299567
wisdom
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>>384302312

What's your point? Fingolfin still lost that fight.
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No idea why people hate us
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>>384319491
>posting the shittiest houten elf
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>>384319491
post more delicious brown elves
and doujins too please
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>there will never be a good modern LOTR RPG
Kill me.
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>>384319714
There can't be one and you shouldn't want one
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>>384299265
post the one with the orc girl and the elf guys
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>>384319714
They would never be able to pull it off properly.
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>>384319714
Third Age was the closest, and it was average.
An official Third Age Total War is a better choice.
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>>384319921
>>384320060
A man can dream of something he cannot ever obtain.
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>>384319879
why is her ass so big when she is so small?
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>>384318952
Pure sluts
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>>384300089
Faerun mod for Civilization comes pretty close.
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>>384319714
What about Shadow of-
>RPG
Oh never mind then.
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>>384319591
>Sega CD
No one played it
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>>384320274
yeah like happiness
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>>384300268
He secretly likes getting pegged
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What about yuan-ti?
They're like sneks with tits, and /v/ loves sneks, right?
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>>384320605
Shadow of Mordor sucks.
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>>384300924
i remember this comic series
that elf actually gets to rape the orc in one comic
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All non-humans are shit but at least elves can do magic.
Human wizards remain the greatest.
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>>384298087

Elves are for snu-snu with lonely but very swole orc maidens.
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>>384303902
Halflings are great but gnomes can fuck right off.
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>>384320562

Divine influence.
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>>384321215
I like it.
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>>384321193
Who doesn't love sneks? Yuan-ti are cool with me.
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So what are the differences between different elves? There's Wood Elves, High Elves, Blood Elves, Dark Elves, etc.
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>>384321785
Wood Elves are small, High Elves are evil, Blood Elves are evil, Dark Elves are evil.
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Orcs are master race
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>>384306665
But she's a human too
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>>384321785
High elves have or have once had a great civilization
Dark elves were part of that civilization once and but started doing bad stuff, they're way into snakes and/or spiders now, live in spooky forests or even underground, they range from looking like high elves to having purple, black, gray, dark or pale white skin.
Wood Elves just wanted to go back and talk to trees again man after that lame civil war
Blood elves are rarely a thing
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>>384321647
>Fangs
Fuck off with that shit.
Tusks or nothing
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>>384307864
It's not gay if it's with an elf
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>>384321706
About damn time ya little whore. Wez called two hours agos.

Now git yer fokkin dandy clothes orf n' get down on yer knees. Wez gotza train ter run here.
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>>384319714
>>384320189

LotRO was fairly decent, up until it wasn't. I'll forever miss it.
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alright lads where are the non-human and when do we get to burn them
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>>384321785

Wood elfs are hippies

High elfs are snooby brats

Blood Elves are edgy motherfuckers

Dark elves are edgy motherfuckers with sex kings.
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>>384319256
That robot was also malfunctioning.
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>>384321785
Depends on the setting.
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>>384299567
Only true patricians understand.
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>>384320974
>secretly
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>>384321785
The shadow knows!
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Y'all need to play some dorf fort than just try to tell me elves aren't useless wastes of space, only good for murdering and pillaging.
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I WANT TO FUCK AN ELF

MALE OR FEMALE, DOESN'T MATTER
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>>384314258

I would legit do... a lot of stuff for a real book like that.
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>>384303169
>tfw you'll never be a pretty elf
J U S T
U
S
T

Can I be part of the trangender folk too? I want to identify as an elf and get several surgeries and treatment paid by the government so I can be a muscular but slim fuccboi like that.
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Skellingtons are best allies.
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>>384318262
simpler times...
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>>384303817
>even the biggest fag admits that females know what's up when it comes to looks
Absolutely not, fuck off breeder.
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>>384304202
>fat
>masculine
Nope, muscle is masculine, power is masculine.
Bodyhair and fat have nothing to do with it.
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>>384304985
>masculinity is all in genetics
Yeah nah, by that argument femininity is all in genetics, but if that were the case the epitome of femininity would be a fat short goblin with a pungent fish smell between the legs.
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>>384304985
>roman
>angels
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>>384304032
>forgetting prime asian bois
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>>384305296
>tell me your address and go back to being fluffy!

Best line in the whole series.
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>>384323346
>of all of these the skeleton is the only one you can bone
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>>384298087
If anything /v/ is full of goblins, not men, dwarves and elves
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>>384305038
>female
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
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>>384323964
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>>384305951
>mistaking repressed trannies with fags
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>>384313447
how does she wipe her ass with those claws?
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>>384299567
Intelligent undead that act as mentors and guides for the younger mortal beings > evil cackling maniacs that are evul just bcoz
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>>384313447
I've had bad experience with those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfiBv-Tm6s
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>>384314979
>no option to make him your sexual pet slave
WORST game
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>>384312507

>On the left? A runescarred barbarian. It doesn't matter what the one on the right is. All the murder power of the guy on the right, only the Runescar gets magic, too.

How fucking retarded are you?
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>>384307864
Nope, Legolas is an autistic and Gimli is a hopeless romantic with his heart set on Galadriel
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>>384302820
Only reason I like dwarves is beacuse Im gay and like really hairy dudes
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>>384321647
>renounced sex
HERESY
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>>384324431
Hello fellow brother
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>>384301473
>Those best races
My man.
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>>384303124
Orcs are infinitely superior to knife ears
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>>384325092
The best thing to come out of all the Dragon's Crown feminist bs was this. The artist was so based. Theres not enough dwarf porn desu
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>>384325548
t. Morgoth
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>>384325621
Dwarven men are very underrated. They are pure testosterone and many can't handle that.
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>>384301473
>kobolds
>grippli
>bad

nigga plz
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>>384324329
Can't blame him.
>>384324154
Bidets I guess.
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>>384325723
>yfw you realize that morgoth had an orc kink, probably didn't die and remained in a perpetual orgy having his elf-like body being eternally fucked by orcs
Man that guy was into some weird shit.
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>>384325924
>being eternally fucked by orcs
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>>384325924
That's what he gets for fucking around during band practice.
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>>384298087
lol, in brave exvius (final fantasy BE for mobiles) now it's a event for a elven couple and a dwarve...
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>>384325803
Bara has gone mainstream since 2015 and theres still no dwarf
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What would you do for a night with this elf?
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>>384298087
Orcs only.
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>>384326192
Ask him to introduce me to Riju
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>>384326178
Not many like short guys, I like them a lot.
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>>384326337
Gay guys don't care about height unless we're talking about twinks which technically don't fall under homosexuals since they're scum of the earth
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>>384304321
>orc was expecting that she'd wearing multiple bras
Whoever did this translation needs a stiff seeing to.
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>>384302446
in the silmarillion there are some massive betrayals between the elves and dwarves
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who /drow/ here
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>>384326337
>have a bf
>he's short and buff as fuck
>he could pass as a dwarf if he didn't like to be clean shaven all the time

Fuck.
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>>384326482
I know but when it comes to fantasy races, most gravitate to humans/orcs/elves
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>>384326880
Only good for making sexy drider girls.
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>>384300089
Total War: Warhammer. Especially when Warhammer 2 comes out with 2 elven races to purge non-elven filth.
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>>384326880
>Viconia shouts "Vith'dos" when she crits someone in BG
>"Fuck you"
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>>384300089
>Elven only planet
>Paradise
Pick one
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>>384326970
Orcs aren't that bad desu, There's plenty of porn of that which is actually amazing. I just don't understand why people would decide to fap to elves.
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How swole do I have to be to fuck somebody who's into like, dwarves and stuff?
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>>384302870
Morgoth did beat him
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>>384327165
Very, also have a thick beard
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>>384326998
driders a shit
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>>384327165
Roid up.

Also grow a big fucking beard.
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>>384327349
>>384327468
>tfw trying to grow a beard but my shitty genetics won't allow it

i just want to bang twinky gayboys goddammit
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Dwarves, humans and orcs are all shit
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>>384327130
Orc on dwarf is top tier
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>>384327540
I'm afraid you're destined to be the twinky gayboy.
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>>384327540
Roiding up should be enough.

Everyone loves buff dudes.
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>>384327879
no i'm STRONG, my dad just gave me bad genetics

i'm gonna be buff soon, i promise you
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>>384327970
I believe in you dwarf anon
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>>384327634
Elves are made to get a good pounding.
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>>384298087
Should I marry a stay-at-home high elf woman or an orc woman that can follow me on adventures?
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Tolkien elves are pretty much the only cool elves.

The Noldor, at least.
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>>384328429
Only if the high elf is busty.
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>>384328463
They all look prime for some pounding as well.
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>>384328429
You should marry the shortstack dwarf woman who can do both, that way you'll be taken care of when you both retire.
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>>384302312

RIP in peace Fingolfin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRdBwXslqbA

even tho Feanor was cooler
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Elf girls are for low test betaboys
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Nothing wrong with liking elves.
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>friends say i look like elf

what do they mean by this
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>>384321785
Dark elves was the name given to the elves who never got to see the light of the trees of Arda I think.

"Those Elves the Calaquendi call the Úmanyar, since they came never to the land of Aman and the Blessed Realm; but the Úmanyar and the Avari alike they call the Moriquendi, Elves of the Darkness, for they never beheld the Light that was before the Sun and Moon."

This is important because most of the elf tribes founded their cultures and common identity on moping over those trees.
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>>384302873
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

WAIT, I'M THE KING

NOW IT IS
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>>384308596
Outbreak Company
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Elves are cute!
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We did look what happened.
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Beast race are master race
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>>384334301
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>tfw no orc girls trying to be civilized
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>>384298087
When dwarfs and humans stops writings happy songs about killing invading humans
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>>384333876
2 cute, i sure as fuck dont care about gg or sjw drama but i wish we could have kept that cute mascot
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>>384334570
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What are some elf doujins that aren't fucking NTR shit?
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>>384334821
Elf ears are NOT for touching!
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>>384334083
I wholeheartedly agree.
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>>384334958
And bump limit. Thank you Anons.
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Literally nobody can say they like elves without having their hands in their pants. Elves are for weeaboo faggots who masturbate 3 times a day
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>>384335528
Fuck off.
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>>384335721
>he says, posting with his hand in his pants
Marcille's not even the cutest character
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>>384335528
Elves are for cute, not for lewd.
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>>384335994
my hand was down my pants before i even got into this thread
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Posting my own elf before the thread falls off.
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>>384336456
shit elf, the anatomy is fucked
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elves a shit




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