Can the men, dwarves and elves of /v/ not just get along?
No. Fuck elves
>>384298087no you globalist shill
It'll be a cold day in hell before I acknoledge you knife-eared, sap-loving, blush bitches.
Elves are trash.
>>384298252Elves are cute!Especially in urban clothing.
>>384298210How come his lesbian scenes are his best by a country mile but he does them the least compared to straight/gay shit?
>>384298264>he doesnt want to enslave cute elven bois and do horrible things to their boipuccis
Elves were literally made for orc cock, prove me wrong
>>384298210>>384298252>>384298264>>384298328>>384298569ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! If you try doing nasty in that back alley over there, I'm gonna take yer' fucking arrows and shove em between yer' perfectly polished figure nails. Im gonna take that bowstring of yours and string you up by yer' fucking foreskins till gravity gives yer' a botched circumscription and play it like a fucking violin, I'm gonna headbutt yer' till there is nothing but a butt left. I'm gonna colour that little pansy green shirt of yours red, USING YER' FUCKING BONE MARROW. Ye better believe yer' gonna wish you were never born, because I'm gonna make it seem like you never were. Ye atrocious fucking boil on the face of reality
>>384298087elves are only fit for hard manual laboreven then they drop like flies
The people who like Dwarves are those overweight kids into metal and warhammer that believe they are the wisest kids in class but turn out to be a min wage wagie. I dislike them intensely
Black man hereElves need to get fucked by orks, their women impregnated, their men sissified.
>>384298628the fuck is wrong with you, anon
Your threadly reminder.
elves are cute collared and on a leash
>>384298750Someone with a deep disdain for someone he knew that really liked warhammer
>mfw i get along with dwarves and elfs and have no problems with them>mfw we laugh as we kill and slaughter greenskin scum all day everyday.
>>384298628I was never fat but I used to like metal and warhammer. I didn't think anything of fantasy racesNow I stopped liking metal and warhammer but I realize how dwarves are the best race and also how most faggot ass devs that put dwarves in games follow the tolkien meme, in the sense that attractive dwarves are impossible to come by, nope they all look like middle aged humans no matter their age. It triggers the shit out of me, the only worst thing is that half dwarves are nearly impossible to see in anything but half elves are all over the place. Why do devs/writers hate dwarves?
Elves are bound to get extinct as their form of a life cycle stretching over a few centuries is become obsolete with advancement of warfare and development of new weapons as a single life gets less valuable and sheer mass of soldiers becomes more important. This is especially the case because mankind is quick to reproduce and spread in comparison to elves. Elves would either have to adapt to this by fundamentaly changing their societal standards to a more reproduction friendly environment or they would simply at some point die out by too long warring with humans which could way easier compensate for life losses.
Elves are sluts
>>384298087Fuck those faggit elves and their fancy magic and dainty robes
>>384298087I like the Dunmer.
>>384299265>>384299445Pictures of orc and elves being friends and having fun > shitty rape meme
Fuck Elves, Dwarves are the master race.Mens can be good...as slaves.
Dark elf here, other elves are pussies.
>>384298460lobster wouldn't be special if you ate it every day, anon
Elves are cute!
YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME
What we need is a final solution to the plague of man.
>>384299445>those happy orcsCute!
>>384299692>dark elfgo back to lapping up your master's semen off of the dungeon floor slut
>be a member of the glorious elven master race>exterminate all dwarven filth >exterminate all human scum>make wearing any kind of facial hair a death penalty>create a paradise on earth with superior elven architecture and ingenuityWhat games let me do this?
>>384298210>Fuck elvesSounds like a plan.
>tfw youll never be an orc and play pranks on elves
>>384298618What if they could be saved?
Just realised I want a game featuring a half orc half elf, and the subject of their parents comes up at some point and everyone assumes rape but it turns out they have really nice parents who are still together and embarrass them with doting
>>384300089sounds like a paradise of fuccbois.
>>384298628That's literally me.
>>384300268w-what's she going to do with that leek?
>>384300385Kill yourself right fucking now.
>>384298610Man those videos are great.
>>384299198> used to like something> stopped liking itFound the dumb poser. You bring shame to your clan. Commit sudoku, now.
>>384300672t. Elf Supremacist
>>384300743post the restimage search brings up a bunch of korean shit
>>384298087I would more say /v/ is full of orcs and trolls. I highly doubt there are any of the 'good' races
>>384300943t. Falseflagging dwarf
Normal elves should be kill on sight just like drow
>>384300743fuck I hate reading like that
>>384298210dont mind if I do
Best fantasy racesautomatonsgolemsskellingtonsOkay fantasy raceshumanselvesdwarvesorcsBad fantasy racesanimal based ones
>>384301473> man-made slaves with no will are the best "races"Found the cuckold
Man could you imagine if they made LotR today, half the cast would be black and gandalf would be a trans woman just because. Im grateful they made it when they did.
>>384298486What is it with elf posters and the "boipussy" meme?They can't handle a strong dwarven woman is their problem!
>>384301579sounds like he's the cucker and not the cuckee friend
>>384301584Fantasy settings are implicitly racist >>384301473Dwarves are my favourites but Kobolds are fun.
Gnomes here,Stay away from our turfThank you for your consideration
>>384299573WHO IS THE ARTIST?!!?
>that lewdfic where the elves are some kinds of priestesses and they capture an orc>they tease it and milk him for his sperm>he breaks free and he thinks they're raping them but he's playing like putty into their hands>i will never find it againit hurts, it really really does
>>384299573>no good female orc doujins besides the one where the fat knight switches to their side and becomes their chief and raids the city he was fromjhsdjkdhldcds
>>384301584Lord of the Rings is pretty racially charged anyways.>civilization threatened by the savage hordes from "over there">elves are the master race that are the absolute best at everything, and must return to their ancestral homeland that is only for elves
KILL THE NON-MER
Halflings are literally the greatest race.
What have Dwarves ever done to improve the world? That's what I thought.
>>384298087But we're not friends.
I dont think girls oughta be sayin stuff like that
>>384298087Not when political shitposting exists my friend.
Where did the whole "dwarves and elves hate each other" thing come from?In the LOTR books they seem to get along just fine, other than the Lorien elves resenting the Moria dwarves for fucking up and releasing an ancient evil. I don't remember seeing the scene in the OP image anywhere other than in the movies.
>>384298087Elves are condescending because they live longer, aging like fine wine overlooking a mountain of shit that always falls apart.Dwarves are just greedy little passionate short sighted bastards whose best talents always lay in being persistent, hard working and having good comradery.
>>384302446Dwarves and elves used to have good relations but they had deteriorated quite a bit by the time of the War of the Ring.
>>384298087All races are great as long as they're male. Females all belong in the trash, though.
Humans are always the most flexible so I prefer them usually.
How about elves in vidya
>>384298087Can anyone explain the appeal of dwarves? They just seem like the lamest fantasy race to me, or at least the least appealing, they are just small miners and that's about it.
ElfxDwarf is a good BL pairing.
>>384302312This is bullshit, Morgoth should have won, he was stronger.
>>384302303>>384302348>>384302258>>384302198>>384302151OATHBREAKERS GET OUT MY LONGBEARDS ARE GRUMBLING
>>384302312Superior blacksmiths and garrisons all over which are protecting the lands from scum are the only things i can think of.
>>384301592>What is it with elf posters and the "boipussy" meme?they're gay
>>384298210>>384298569>>384298618>>384298734>>384299265Reminder to report and ignore goblinposters
>>384302820They're gruff, stalwart and honest. They seem like they'd make good friends.
>>384298793>posting any screencap past 2011Worthless...
>>384302680The world would be so boring if there were no females. Think of them as eye-candy animals running around for your satisfaction.
>>384302820angry manlets can relate to them
What about other races like Halflings, Tieflings, Aasimars, Dragonborns and Goblinoids?
>>384298793>elves are literally everything nerds are not>so they make dwarves/orcs which is something they are notso this is the power of an elffag's thought process...
If you aren't pro-Elf I'll gut you myself!
>>384302820They're gruff and honest, they rely on their wits alone rather than some greater power bestowed on them usually. Warhammer Dwarves in particular for how friendly but zealous they are.
>>384301473>Okay fantasy races>humans>elves>dwarves>orcsRetards who put orcs on the same level as actual races are degenerates cucklings that should be shot.
>ywn desert the battlefield and live in the woods, raising a young elf you saved
>>384298087Why do people hate elves? Is it because they usually look gay?Elves are my second choice in any game that has them, first choice being humans. I dont like being half the size of a human so I never play as dwarves.
>>384303035But they're extremely ugly and unpleasant in every facet. Men are more beautiful in every conceivable way, by an infinite amount.
>>384303102>pansy elf lover thinks he has a chancecan't wait to enslave the knife ears
elves are for rape
>>384303102>elflets gutting anything
>>384303169blood elf jesus died for our sins
>>384302820People who are insecure about their manliness are drawn to them.Then beyond that there's the comfy mountain forts.Making tunnels and larg halls inside are appealing to city building type of players, while in comparison elves don't really have that much in that regard. I mean sure, treehouses, but they're way more limited in what you can do.
>>384303061How about Thri-kreen
>>384303134Scars are very cute in anime.Too bad they're not in real life.
>>384302982>>384303119I'm getting a lot of "gruff" and "honest".
>>384302820As some people said already, they are extremely strong shut-ins who no one messes with, who get wasted all day in their caves under the mountain, which has all the jew gold stored in there. It's a power fantasy where a typical loser can do the same things he does already (wanking in his mancave and drinking booze) but without taking the shit from others for being a puny weakling with no dosh.
>>384303302The insecurity meme is shit. IF anything they would find Orcs more appealing if they were trying to fulfil some sense of manhood.
>>384303305Any other race that ain't humans, elves, dwarves and orcs actually.
>>384303438Look at the other half of the posts here.Orc worship is the newer insecurity meme since warcraft.
>>384303169Nah. IRL females look better on average. In some countries, and among some races the difference is just enormous. Real men are not elves, lacking beauty is the weakest link of men in general. Elves are a fantasy creation of superhumans, who are perfect in every aspect. But they don't exist, what a shame.
>>384303363Tell me, what good is a elf that's not dead/enslaved?
Yeah It's like people from Yorkshire in England. Warhammer Dwarves are even given Yorkshire accents in the most recent Warhammer game.I have family from there so it might add to their appeal for me.
>>384303586Nope. Pretty much all men are prettier than women. It's inherent and objective, the male form is just better.
>>384303586Elves are just white people.
>>384303681Meant for >>384303380
>>384303640They're basically superior in every way.
>>384298087Dwarves=JewsElves=Pretentious europeansMen=Low life americans
>>384303692We may be all faggots here, but even the biggest fag admits that females know what's up when it comes to looks. The things you love in those pictures are feminine qualities in male form. Extremely rare traits to find.
>>384303586Not at all. Men have always been more beautiful than females. This will never change, it's an immutable fact that has stayed consistent throughout history. Only countries with an inordinate amount of obese people have ever disagreed.
>cool accents>tend to have cool architecture>murderous fucks while still staying a little goofy and not going total edge lord>beardshow can anyone hate dorfs?
>>384303781Yeah, superior slaves, fit for a king.
All fantasy races should coexist peacefully under the iron-fisted rule of a halfling aristocracy.
>>384300340I can't tell if this is meant to be fetish porn.
>>384303817lol no. females are ugly shit and have no clue about looking good. and those aren't feminine traits at all. only males can achieve beauty.
>>384298087NEVER TRUST AN ELF!!
>>384303813I thought halflings with their eating habits would be americans
>>384303902Halflings take all the worst tropes of elves and dwarves and combine them into one shitty archetype.
>>384303838The only places on earth where men may look better than women are anglo countries, scandinavia, germany and maybe nigger african shitholes. In the rest of the world males are hideous.
>>384303863t. Over-compensating human and/or dwarf.
>>384303902should be a war of all against all with the feral, cannibalistic and tribal Halflings from Dark Sun.
Reminder that elves are cute beings meant for cuddling, marrying and consensual ear nibbling!
>>384298087>elves The ancient weebs that are obsessed with beauty(anime tiddies)>dwarves Neckbeards that hate the elves, likes shiny things (grafix) and working the forge(PC with latest house fire card) >manThe lowly console warriors always fighting among themselves. Also contains the normalfag FPS kids and MOBA players.>OrcsSJWs trying to destroy Middle /v/earth
>>384303681I thought it was interesting that they were given Yorkshire/Northen English accents in TWW when Dwarves are usually portrayed as Scottish with heavier Norse influences (axes, runes etc.). Not much about them really strikes me as "North English" outside of them being miners but that's more of a European thing.
>>384304032Men always look better than women. You have to be baiting or something.
>>384300089not counting the facial hair age of wonders
>>384303813dwarfs being jews is a dirty elvish liewe do not have caves full of gold and you should stay clear of all the caves because they are very dangerous. dont go and die exploring an empty cave with no treasure.
>>384303926Elves are feminine as hell. Dwarves are masculinity incarnations. Unless you love fat hairy fucks, you have no say in the matter.
>tiefling gets mistaken for a demon again
>>384304084Yorkshire is mostly viking descendants lad. They've still got a heavy genetic influence in the region since the old kingdoms of England.Mind you Anglo Saxons are Germanic anyway
>>384300924Not him but I got you
>>384304202>manlets>in any way masculineWhen will they learn /v/?
>>384304202Elves fit the traditional definition of masculine far better than dwarves. Body hair and beards have always been seen an unmanly in most places, like Rome and Japan.
Best race coming through.
Gimme the elf boipucci
>>384304321>>384300924Oh yeah sauce is We must expose the wickedness of the Orcs or something to that nature
>>384304079Elves are made for hand-holding in the prone position with ear licking, biting, nibbling, sucking, and tonguing while you inter-lock your fingers and rough mating.
>>384304332Any sources on that? I hate to sound cynical but it seems odd that a biological indicator like body hair, which is unique to men, would be considered unmanly.
>>384298210Elves are good for one thing: rape.
>>384303838This is the gayest post i've read in a while here. I wish homosexual degeneracy was never introduced to this board.
>>384304243well they are pretty much just octoroon demon spawn.
>>384304436How did you get these pictures of me?
>>384304673I think he's coming at it from a trad angle. Now all the Evolans will regret they badmouthed Christianity for so long.
>>384302312Dwarves and their mythril vaults keep the lovecraftian horrors at bay.
>>384304535They're completely right. Body hair and facial hair are seen an unrefined and undignified on men in many parts. It's not manly to be slovenly and fail to take care of yourself. That just makes you an animal, not an upstanding man. It's no different from leg hair being seen as unwomanly on women despite it being completely naturally occuring on 100% of women.
Everyones favorite lewd detecting loli elf
>>384304679Do you mistake Aasimars for angels too?
i think we can all agree skeletons are best race and all necromancers dindu nuffin wrongand of course paladins are smelly and stupid, i wish i wasn't such a smelly fleshy idiot
This is one of the most played out memes on /v/.>grr i haet elves dagger knife ears>dwarves are totally cool and not fat manlets>doos vult
>>384304673>homosexual>degeneracyPick one. Homo is pure and right, heteros are the degenerates. Love only exists between males.
>>384304332Nobody gives a shit what a bunch of homos thought. Shaving is unnatural, masculinity is all in genetics. And nature decided that men are stronger, hairy and crude. Even those Roman statues were designed with androgynous angels in mind. Androgyny has been the perfect standard of beauty since the dawn of times. Hence why elves are considered beautiful, just like your average anime character. Fit (masculine) but thin & hairless (feminine) body. Extremely sharp (masculine) but sleek face features with gorgeous hair (feminine).
>>384304902Always thought of it more of a /tg/ thing desu desu
I've always wondered, do mixed species people exist? like a elf dwarve?
Elves are for Trolls
>>384304926>This is unironically what many circles of thought believeRadical Traditionalism was a mistake.
>retards killing eachother over ear size>tfw just chilling in my little farm smoking my dank weed with my cute wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
>>384304836they are octoroon angel spawn, a drop of poison spoils the milk. What I'm trying to say is even if you are only 1/8th a nigger you are still a nigger in my book.
>>384305036>elf dwarveIt takes three dwarves to impregnate an elf. I would know. I checked.
>>384304985>thin & hairless (feminine)>gorgeous hair (feminine).You just blew your own argument the fuck out. Men are thinner than women, inherently. And men have thicker and more lustrous hair, inherently. And many men have less body hair than women. These are scientific facts and can't be argued against. Not even the anon you're responding to.
>tfw huge elven ear fetish>tfw elves will never be real>Cosmetic surgery will never in my lifetime allow the same amount of sensitivity like elves>and even if it does I doubt any girl would willingly get themWhy even bother living?
>>384304245Well "Anglo-Saxons" is a tricky term since they are 2 distinct groups (the Angles and Saxons but both Germanic) who ended up in England and eventually became Anglo-Saxons.But everything about Dwarves is way more Scottish/Norse than anything else. I would say Yorkshire more falls into English/Northern English which is in turn influenced by neighbouring cultures (Celts, Angles, Romans, Norse etc). I don't know, I think of like, moors, Yorkshire puddings, folk music and English folklore when I think of Yorkshire, but then again, I don't live there, just nearby in the North of England.
>>384305096They're completely right. Straights are all cucks. Only gays can have loving relationships.
>>384305169I'm sure theres girls willing, they would jsut be crazy 450 lb tumblr landwhales
>>384304985Every trait you called feminine is actually objectively masculine. You just proved them 100% right.
>>384305169>willinglyJust catch a human and turn it into an elf so the slavery is ok.
>>384305145Men with lack of testosterone can't even grow a decent beard. And the other half will eventually get bald, which is a genetical curse, no different from a disease.
>>384298087>Elves>On /v/God I fucking hope not
And thats that. Just a reminder that Dark Elves with white hair are the best
>>384301846WHY WERE THEY RED?
>>384304419>implying republicanism would work in a setting inspired by late antiquityOnly the second estate has the influence and education required to preserve the natural rights granted by the gods.
Post more savage and wild elves!
>The hairy ape trying to argue that being slovenly is masculinePathetic.
>>384305096Men>bros>trustworthy>no pressure>cool>enjoy you for being who you areWomen>whores>see you as an ATM machine>have to put on an act>will break up with you and take your shit>always jealous>moodswingsMale homosexuality is the way to a happy life, anon. There's already enough people in the world, and pussy's nice but it's not worth putting up with women for (unless you happen to find a woman who's as cool as a dude)
You know what race I really hate? I mean all the others it really fucking depends on the setting by generally they are all okay but you know what I hate?Gnomes. What do they fucking add to any setting? What do they do that isn't already covered by the most common fantasy races? That's right nothing they just step on toes which they should be able to see but they are fucking Gnomes fuck you. Gnomes don't do anything, they just exist. The first and last time I saw a Gnome actually do shit was David the fucking Gnome and that little bitch didn't take shit from anyone. Other fantasy settings? Nothing is done, they are there, they are Gnomes. Why? Not even the goddamn people behind the settings know, they were padding but someone mistook it for a regular comer to basic fantasy races to choose from and stuck them between Dwarves and Halflings.Fuck Gnomes, what a bunch of useless twats. Fucking stupid.
>>384305564> white hairA meme for horny teenagers who consider it cool and edgy. Every time i saw somebody create an elf with white hair in a game, they were always dumb kids. Same for those who obsess over characters whose hair turn white out of a sudden, which is supposed to be a feature implying that they have gone through some supernatural transformation, giving them superpowers. Juvenile bullshit.
>>384305096>going against the greek philosophers
>>384298087>hate elves>play rune factory>love elveswhat do?
>>384305794Literally a HUEHUE from the amazon, but with long ears.
>>384298087I don't think so.
>>384305834What do you think of the Lotus Clan in Battle Realms, who dye their hair white to prey on superstitions of the Wolf clan?
>>384305752>>384305252Gay men are even more dramatic than the average woman to be honest. I used to be flattered when a gay dude hit on me but I realized they're just thirsty drama queens.
>>384305767Now THIS I can get behind.Elf bro here, can we all put aside our differences and agree with this? Dwarves, Men, Orcs?
>>384305767I always felt like gnomes were just what happens when you try to smoosh elves and dwarves together.
>>384298793>elveshitters are literally just weeaboos who think they're surrounded by idiots.
>>384305767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4Gnomes are well meaning and friendly tricksters.
>>384305767They are Dwarves 2.0 created to make manlets less imba. Since your average dwarf is already extremely strong physically and has a superior weapon made by the best blacksmiths, giving them access to super tech like steampunk tanks, rifles, explosives etc would be too damn OP. So Gnomes exist to compensate. They are a counterpart of the same kind, weak, but clever. So they either possess magical powers, or use modern technology, depended on the setting. Gnomes are the least retarded race among those with no identity. Halflings, tieflings and other half elves are way worse.
'umies or bust. purge the xenos.
>>384305949Typical weeb shit. White hair is a magnet to japanese, hence why it's used mostly in eastern settings.
>>384306503Battle Realms was made in the US of A. You're a dumbass.
>>384306707So what, it's set in Japanese setting with samurais and shit.
>>384303984Hobbits are Tolkien's ideal version of the English people, even down to the whole "stiff upper lip" stereotype. They're not American at all.
Elf master race. Fuck the faggots
>>384306870And they aren't even the best clan, that goes to Lotus where everyone who isn't a peasant is an asshole wizard and the Wolf who are cave men who beat people with rocks.
>>384306842I want to crush that oathbreaking elgi
>>384306958See David is a Gnome I can get behind, he actually does shit.
EL/v/ES GET OUTREEEEEEEEE
Grovel before your betters, /v/.
I want to marry an elf!
>>384298087were they gay?
>>384305767>obvious elf shill trying to get us to hate on another raceOnly after your kind has been hunted down to extinction, pal.
>>384302312>Kill orcs>Kill goblins>Craft good stuff>Trade with (and generally give some tech to) humans>Best beer>Cool architecture and (generally) complex tunnel networksAnd the best part is>Just want to stay in their mountain and mine MORE gold
>>384307750I want to marry a man.
>lord garithos is dead>pelinal whitestrake let elves into the knights
Gobbo Master Race
>>384307940But I'm not an elf.
>>384299198Did you see the hobbit movies? Like three of those dwarves at least were sexy
>>384306842what show please?
>>384308369>long pointy earsLooks like an elf to me
>>384308309>>384308369Smelly dumb Grobi scum.
>>384303404>Implying hoarding money, wanking, banging ugly broads and getting drunk in a badass mancave isn't the peak of masculinityPointy eared, bald faced, twat mouth.
Elves are only good for one thing.
>>384303817That said, im straight and vaginas are straight up disgusting.
>>384309979The disgusting old man always turns me off. Why do japs like disgusting old men so much?
no lizard love on /v/?
>>384310306Defiling something pure, most people who read it are ugly and look like that.
monstergirls or bust
What about the dragons?
humans dwarves and elves should work together
>>384311961Tigrans were the best race in Age of Wonders 2/Shadow Magic.
>>384301419On the left? A runescarred barbarian. It doesn't matter what the one on the right is. All the murder power of the guy on the right, only the Runescar gets magic, too.
>>384301419Left if you want to throw him at a monster, right if you want to hold the line, literally any other faction if you have taste.
>>384312484Do you mean your favourite or your best?I think it might be the best even if you didn't mean that.There was a great europe map I downloaded once, kinda based around early roman empire times, so one wizard in persia, one in rome, on in germania.Not sure where they all were, but all players slots weren't used so I usually added one for celts and greeks(that I played as Archons).Did once try to play as the Tigran persians though and I could get sphinxes and war shrines up before I had any real battles, and those could just drain will and dominate almost every enemy with ease, even powerful heroes.
>>384298087It's always elven trap faggots this, Urist McDwarven that. Where's the love for us /g/nomes?
>>384312861My favourites, I was never really that good at the game to be able to tell you which teams were that much better than any other.I do remember the mods for AoW 2 being rather odd, I recall one that added a bunch of ridiculous races to the game, like aliens, giants, robots and some good-aligned undead (all using assets stolen from other games). It was just so strange to find that people out there were making this sort of stuff.
>>384313164>(all using assets stolen from other games)I saw a spritefied night elven huntress from warcraft 3 in one of those mods.I think I have some of them on my other computer still, there were a bunch of map making tools that really made mapping a lot more interesting, added a lof of doodads so you could make overland cities.
>>384311163>not specifying which monstergirlScorpiongirls or bust
>>384304546But anon, it's not rape if it's an elf.
>>384298087I hope all the platform warring fags can do this when the next meteor comes to wipe us out.>never thought I'd die side by side with a sonybro>how about dying side by side with a fellow gamer, friend, and the only person who gets you?>aye, one last game of mario kart then sonyfriend, since you have no good games, just movies, wink>sounds good man :)>*boom*
>>384313120All midget races are shit. Dwarves gnomes halflings gobbos etc etc.
>>384310306Because it's virgin rape fantasy, m8. If your rapist is a dashing young man with aesthetic gains, attractive face, social economic status, and "dark bad boy" personality, then no matter what 50 shade novels claim, it can't be real rape because the girl - who is a virgin and therefore doesn't even have prior engagements to be loyal to - is always willing. (And if she's written as not willing, then as the audience we think the writing is just stupid even for porn standards)
Human, elves, anything. Race doesn't matter.Everyone can begin the path to becoming perfect and anyone who says otherwise is untrustworthy.Here, I have a book to start you off on the journey to bettering yourself.
>>384313337There were all sorts in this one, mostly from Planescape Torment and World of Warcraft, where I think they took pictures of the models from a certain angle and rotated them during different animations to make all the sprites, but it didn't look great and it was just weird. It has always stood out to me that somebody out there actually thought "Man, it would be great if there were a race of giants in this game", and I think it's called "Strange Lands", but I remember it being a pain to install.I've always loved Age of Wonders 2, maybe it's just a game I spent a lot of time as a kid playing, but I've never felt that it got enough love, given how well made the game is and how apparently easy it is to mod, I know it has a fairly dedicated fanbase but I feel that a lot of people out there would have loved this game. especially when Age of Wonders 3 turned out to be so underwhelming.
>>384314363I'll admit I chuckled at the rename.
>>384301846You're cool with tomtes, right?
Hey guys how's it going
>>384314953would've been a gif, but gimbone and playgolas lack the frames
>>384313545i will never ever accept sticc fags
>>384303302>insecurityWhat does that make elf lovers then? Or people that just play human?
>>384298087I may not entirely trust Elves but I'll still give them the time of day.
Dwarves are about being upfront and no-nonsense. That's why they appeal to me.Elves are always stuck in tradition and magic and shit, and humans are bland melting pots that get used as a catch-all.
>>384314953Are the Eagles Denuvo?
>>384316053Dwarves are usually obsessively isolationist and traditional as well as greedy.
>>384298087All my life i have i have wanted a friend ship like gimli and legolas, data and jordi, lenny and carl, etc and go on adventures. Fuck my life, fuck the friends, fuck the woman that i have. I would trade it all for that 1 true friend, would die a virgin if i could somehow trade that fuck this thread and fuck you OP.
Humans are the patrician choice.
>>384302032>Orcs are just generic bimbos C'mon man there just needs to be a little monster in them.
>>384316938>ValsheaUh, she's an elf, bro.
>>384316053i think humans just kill everyone or unite every one constantly they only live like 1/4 as long as dwarves and elves are immortal
>mfw elf haters
>>384317021I don't care, tusks and green skin is hot as fuck and their near animalistic desire to be bred is even hotter
>>384316938>chain-mail bikiniI miss this
>>384317239Being more monstrous and buff makes those factors even hotter.
>>384317323that isn't a chain mail bikini thoughyou obviously don't know what a bikini actually is and the bottom half isn't even chain
>>384317527C'mon anon, you've fapped to monster girls. Try a Monster Woman for once.
>>384299198>, in the sense that attractive dwarves are impossible to come byWell no shit, they're midgets. When your whole race is so deformed then of course none of them would be attractive.
>>384302312>elves proud about the power they were literally given by GodLiterally had their legacy given to them on a silver platter. Dwarves were made by a fucking bored blue-collar worker in a cave and still managed to keep pace. Shit, most people don't even know the Dwarves were actually made first, but God wanted Elves to have a head start so he forced the Dwarves back asleep until knife-ears were ready and established.
>>384317819>women can't be cutefuck off
>>384317824Even to themselves. Why do you think they drink so much alcohol?
>>384317658Its a non-functional piece of armor that is made 100% for aesthetics, like the bikini trope. Stop being autistic.
>>384317239>and their near animalistic desire to be bredthat's not a thing you fucktard
>>384314843>ToljanteriWhat the fuck? Miksi?
>>384317947safer to drink then mine water
>>384317410>gimli having to ride like a bitch Ever time.
>>384318164>that's not a thing you fucktardt. cucked orcish malemad your gf shelog bash'gob got APED friend?
>>384317875>Monster women can't be cuteNO YOU FUCK OFF
>>384317410P U R I T YUTITY
>humanOnly roughly 20 years of prime physical condition, average life span is roughly 70 years.>dwarfRoughly 200-250 yr lifespan.>elfLifespans range from hundreds of years to immortality.The lowliest elven servent has hundreds of years of good health ahead of them whereas the most distinguished humans have only 20-30 years of productive adulthood before their bodies start to fail. Imagine the animosity that would emerge from this inequality.
>>that one elf/orc shipperfag on /v/Fuck off, elves are pure.
is there a better movie experience possible than a marathon of the LOTR extended editions?
>>384318779O yeah, it would be black lives matter times a million
>>384318779yeah but elves are stupid faggots who can't progress faster than human society even with all that benefitalso they worship the BHC
If a murderous robot from the future thinks elves are shit, they must be shit.
>>384302312What's your point? Fingolfin still lost that fight.
No idea why people hate us
Anyone play Popful Mail?
>>384319491>posting the shittiest houten elf
>>384319491post more delicious brown elvesand doujins too please
>there will never be a good modern LOTR RPG Kill me.
>>384319714There can't be one and you shouldn't want one
>>384299265post the one with the orc girl and the elf guys
>>384319714They would never be able to pull it off properly.
>>384319714Third Age was the closest, and it was average.An official Third Age Total War is a better choice.
>>384319921>>384320060A man can dream of something he cannot ever obtain.
>>384319879why is her ass so big when she is so small?
>>384300089Faerun mod for Civilization comes pretty close.
>>384319714What about Shadow of->RPGOh never mind then.
>>384319591>Sega CDNo one played it
>>384320274yeah like happiness
>>384300268 He secretly likes getting pegged
What about yuan-ti?They're like sneks with tits, and /v/ loves sneks, right?
>>384320605Shadow of Mordor sucks.
>>384300924i remember this comic seriesthat elf actually gets to rape the orc in one comic
All non-humans are shit but at least elves can do magic.Human wizards remain the greatest.
>>384298087Elves are for snu-snu with lonely but very swole orc maidens.
>>384303902Halflings are great but gnomes can fuck right off.
>>384321215I like it.
>>384321193Who doesn't love sneks? Yuan-ti are cool with me.
So what are the differences between different elves? There's Wood Elves, High Elves, Blood Elves, Dark Elves, etc.
>>384321785Wood Elves are small, High Elves are evil, Blood Elves are evil, Dark Elves are evil.
Orcs are master race
>>384306665But she's a human too
>>384321785High elves have or have once had a great civilizationDark elves were part of that civilization once and but started doing bad stuff, they're way into snakes and/or spiders now, live in spooky forests or even underground, they range from looking like high elves to having purple, black, gray, dark or pale white skin.Wood Elves just wanted to go back and talk to trees again man after that lame civil warBlood elves are rarely a thing
>>384321647>FangsFuck off with that shit. Tusks or nothing
>>384307864It's not gay if it's with an elf
>>384321706About damn time ya little whore. Wez called two hours agos.Now git yer fokkin dandy clothes orf n' get down on yer knees. Wez gotza train ter run here.
>>384319714>>384320189LotRO was fairly decent, up until it wasn't. I'll forever miss it.
alright lads where are the non-human and when do we get to burn them
>>384321785Wood elfs are hippiesHigh elfs are snooby bratsBlood Elves are edgy motherfuckersDark elves are edgy motherfuckers with sex kings.
>>384319256That robot was also malfunctioning.
>>384321785Depends on the setting.
>>384299567Only true patricians understand.
>>384321785The shadow knows!
Y'all need to play some dorf fort than just try to tell me elves aren't useless wastes of space, only good for murdering and pillaging.
I WANT TO FUCK AN ELFMALE OR FEMALE, DOESN'T MATTER
>>384314258I would legit do... a lot of stuff for a real book like that.
>>384303169>tfw you'll never be a pretty elfJ U S TUSTCan I be part of the trangender folk too? I want to identify as an elf and get several surgeries and treatment paid by the government so I can be a muscular but slim fuccboi like that.
Skellingtons are best allies.
>>384303817>even the biggest fag admits that females know what's up when it comes to looksAbsolutely not, fuck off breeder.
>>384304202>fat>masculineNope, muscle is masculine, power is masculine.Bodyhair and fat have nothing to do with it.
>>384304985>masculinity is all in geneticsYeah nah, by that argument femininity is all in genetics, but if that were the case the epitome of femininity would be a fat short goblin with a pungent fish smell between the legs.
>>384304032>forgetting prime asian bois
>>384305296>tell me your address and go back to being fluffy!Best line in the whole series.
>>384323346>of all of these the skeleton is the only one you can bone
>>384298087If anything /v/ is full of goblins, not men, dwarves and elves
>>384305038>femaleREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>384305951>mistaking repressed trannies with fags
>>384313447how does she wipe her ass with those claws?
>>384299567Intelligent undead that act as mentors and guides for the younger mortal beings > evil cackling maniacs that are evul just bcoz
>>384313447I've had bad experience with thosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfiBv-Tm6s
>>384314979>no option to make him your sexual pet slaveWORST game
>>384312507>On the left? A runescarred barbarian. It doesn't matter what the one on the right is. All the murder power of the guy on the right, only the Runescar gets magic, too.How fucking retarded are you?
>>384307864Nope, Legolas is an autistic and Gimli is a hopeless romantic with his heart set on Galadriel
>>384302820Only reason I like dwarves is beacuse Im gay and like really hairy dudes
>>384324431Hello fellow brother
>>384301473>Those best racesMy man.
>>384303124Orcs are infinitely superior to knife ears
>>384325092The best thing to come out of all the Dragon's Crown feminist bs was this. The artist was so based. Theres not enough dwarf porn desu
>>384325621Dwarven men are very underrated. They are pure testosterone and many can't handle that.
>>384324329Can't blame him.>>384324154Bidets I guess.
>>384325723>yfw you realize that morgoth had an orc kink, probably didn't die and remained in a perpetual orgy having his elf-like body being eternally fucked by orcsMan that guy was into some weird shit.
>>384325924>being eternally fucked by orcs
>>384325924That's what he gets for fucking around during band practice.
>>384298087lol, in brave exvius (final fantasy BE for mobiles) now it's a event for a elven couple and a dwarve...
>>384325803Bara has gone mainstream since 2015 and theres still no dwarf
What would you do for a night with this elf?
>>384326192Ask him to introduce me to Riju
>>384326178Not many like short guys, I like them a lot.
>>384326337Gay guys don't care about height unless we're talking about twinks which technically don't fall under homosexuals since they're scum of the earth
>>384304321>orc was expecting that she'd wearing multiple brasWhoever did this translation needs a stiff seeing to.
>>384302446in the silmarillion there are some massive betrayals between the elves and dwarves
who /drow/ here
>>384326337>have a bf>he's short and buff as fuck>he could pass as a dwarf if he didn't like to be clean shaven all the timeFuck.
>>384326482I know but when it comes to fantasy races, most gravitate to humans/orcs/elves
>>384326880Only good for making sexy drider girls.
>>384300089Total War: Warhammer. Especially when Warhammer 2 comes out with 2 elven races to purge non-elven filth.
>>384326880>Viconia shouts "Vith'dos" when she crits someone in BG>"Fuck you"
>>384300089>Elven only planet>ParadisePick one
>>384326970Orcs aren't that bad desu, There's plenty of porn of that which is actually amazing. I just don't understand why people would decide to fap to elves.
How swole do I have to be to fuck somebody who's into like, dwarves and stuff?
>>384302870Morgoth did beat him
>>384327165Very, also have a thick beard
>>384326998driders a shit
>>384327165Roid up.Also grow a big fucking beard.
>>384327349>>384327468>tfw trying to grow a beard but my shitty genetics won't allow iti just want to bang twinky gayboys goddammit
Dwarves, humans and orcs are all shit
>>384327130Orc on dwarf is top tier
>>384327540I'm afraid you're destined to be the twinky gayboy.
>>384327540Roiding up should be enough.Everyone loves buff dudes.
>>384327879no i'm STRONG, my dad just gave me bad geneticsi'm gonna be buff soon, i promise you
>>384327970I believe in you dwarf anon
>>384327634Elves are made to get a good pounding.
>>384298087Should I marry a stay-at-home high elf woman or an orc woman that can follow me on adventures?
Tolkien elves are pretty much the only cool elves.The Noldor, at least.
>>384328429Only if the high elf is busty.
>>384328463They all look prime for some pounding as well.
>>384328429You should marry the shortstack dwarf woman who can do both, that way you'll be taken care of when you both retire.
>>384302312RIP in peace Fingolfinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRdBwXslqbAeven tho Feanor was cooler
Elf girls are for low test betaboys
Nothing wrong with liking elves.
>friends say i look like elfwhat do they mean by this
>>384321785Dark elves was the name given to the elves who never got to see the light of the trees of Arda I think."Those Elves the Calaquendi call the Úmanyar, since they came never to the land of Aman and the Blessed Realm; but the Úmanyar and the Avari alike they call the Moriquendi, Elves of the Darkness, for they never beheld the Light that was before the Sun and Moon."This is important because most of the elf tribes founded their cultures and common identity on moping over those trees.
>>384302873THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGALWAIT, I'M THE KINGNOW IT IS
We did look what happened.
Beast race are master race
>tfw no orc girls trying to be civilized
>>384298087When dwarfs and humans stops writings happy songs about killing invading humans
>>3843338762 cute, i sure as fuck dont care about gg or sjw drama but i wish we could have kept that cute mascot
What are some elf doujins that aren't fucking NTR shit?
>>384334821Elf ears are NOT for touching!
>>384334083I wholeheartedly agree.
>>384334958And bump limit. Thank you Anons.
Literally nobody can say they like elves without having their hands in their pants. Elves are for weeaboo faggots who masturbate 3 times a day
>>384335721>he says, posting with his hand in his pantsMarcille's not even the cutest character
>>384335528Elves are for cute, not for lewd.
>>384335994my hand was down my pants before i even got into this thread
Posting my own elf before the thread falls off.
>>384336456shit elf, the anatomy is fucked
elves a shit