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>>386959547
Better than this.
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>>386959547
>someone picks funky kong
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>>386959547
Get the complete roster at least next time.
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>>386959667
If you removed the entire third row nothing of value would be lost.
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>>386959547
Best roster
Best Mario Kart
If they just made Wii HD instead of new Mario Karts, the world would be a better place
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>>386960210
And the bottom row
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>>386960490
But Inklings :c
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>>386960382
>liking blue shell kart wii
bikes were also broke as hell, is the least balanced mario kart game in existence.
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>>386960382
that roster is trash
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>>386960528
Inklings are cool but Mario Kart must be PURIFIED
MAKE MISCELLANEOUS NINTENDO KART AND PUT ALL YOUR DIRTY NON-MARIO DOGS THERE
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>>386960210
delete the 5th row instead, think on the babies
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>>386961052
DELET
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>yfw you found out that bikes could dodge POW blocks
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How can people complain about >>386959667 and say >>386959547 is perfect?

They took out Birdo, Diddy and Funky and replaced them with Animal Crossing characters, Link, Inklings, Lakitu, All Bowser bros, Shyguy and more variations of existing characters.
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>>386961571
it would be cool (and broken), but they can't.
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>>386960559
>the least balanced mario kart game in existence.
Best Mario Kart
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>>386961954
>best
>when you can lose after being 1st the whole game just because a blue shell goes after your ass at the end.
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>>386961638
>Animal Crossing characters, Link, Inklings,
All of whom were originally DLC (I think it was said somewhere that they got in specifically because they were DLC)
> Lakitu,
Mario Kart 7 added him first
>All Bowser bros,
Who's most distinguishable trait up until recently was the fact that they were a group. I'm counting Junior since he wasn't in the original Mario Kart 8
>Shy Guy
Again, Mario Kart 7 did it first (if you want to be technical, then DS did it first)
>and more variations of existing characters.
Really?

Wii's roster isn't perfect, but it didn't need DLC to salvage it.
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>>386962261
>not Daisy's Destruction.webm
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>>386962398
*I'm not counting Junior
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>>386962261

This has been happening since the invention of the blue AKA Fuck you shell
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>>386962398
>They were DLC!
>Another game did it first!
>These completely different-looking characters don't count because they are from the same group!
Off yourself

Double Dash did the entire Wii's roster first
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>>386962503
yes and no.
on wii there is always, ALWAYS a blue shell at the end of the race.
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>>386960490
>hating fun this much
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>>386962261
this is exactly why it is the best. You can just hear your (friends) getting mad just by the sound of the incoming shell.
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>>386959667
The only bad thing is no Diddy Kong.
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>>386961571
>>386961848
Can't all karts and bikes dodge pow blocks? You just shake the controller/press the trick button right before it hits and you bypass the attack almost entirely.
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>>386962961
you can recover faster that way, but you still get stunned and lost your item. there isn't a way to avoid it that isn't being airborne while strikes.
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>>386961848

They can. Pop a wheelie before the block finishes. You lose your item but keep your momentum.
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>>386962616
>Double Dash did the entire Wii's roster first
And built on it while only cutting two characters.
Though to be fair, now that I think about it, that was because wii pulled a MvC2 and reused assets and one can argue the Koopalings probably add more than Wii's newcomers.
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jesus mario kart wii was ugly as hell, not to mention its performance during multiplayer
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>>386963274
The returning characters use their Mario Kart Double Dash models
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>>386963151
karts can do that too but that doesn't avoid shit, you just recover faster.
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>>386961052
I'm still pissed off at nintendo for that lightning cloud item in mario kart wii, what were they thinking?
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>>386963539
>go faster but risk being zapped by holding it too long
it's fine, just pass it to someone else after some time.
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How did Funky Kong even make it in? And is this where his (literal) gay redesign started?
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>>386963639
Every single time I got it I was too far away to even have a chance to pass it along. Never should I be punished for basic gameplay
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>still no baby gold dry peach
lost sale, nintendo
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>no option to turn off cancerous items

How long until we get this?
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>>386963745
>being so far behind the pack you can't hit anybody even with a speed boost

Sounds like the issue is that you suck at Mario Kart.
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>>386963915
You only get like 10 seconds to find someone and every time I got it I was way too far away to even have a chance to pass it along. it was bullshit, it was like it waited till I was isolated from anyone else to give me it
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>>386963362
well that explains a lot
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>>386964014

Literally git gud. You shouldn't ever be that far behind.
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>>386964173
Literally remove the cancerous item from the game you faggot, it gave it to me even when I was in the middle catching up because someone knocked me off or whatever
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>>386962723
You sound like an asshole
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>>386963801
what did he mean with this?
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>>386964405
He wanted like smash bros where you can specifically disable certain items
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>>386964405
>leaves Bullet Bill
>leaves Mega Mushroom
>leaves Lightning Cloud
>leaves Starman

I said cancerous items.
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You guys are fucking fags. I bring up an interesting question and I get ignored.

Kill yourself Nintendo fags. You're the worst
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>>386963785
Only after I get nude baby Peach.
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>>386964761
What was your question?
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>>386964268

It really just sounds like you're terrible at the game.
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>>386964640
then turn off all the items if you want a sK1LLz racing experience.
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>>386965104
Game has extreme rubberband AI that stick tightly close to each other with terribly balanced items. You clearly didn't play mario kart wii or don't remember it.
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explain to my why MK8/8D is 10/10 when its item spam is just as bad as Wii's
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>>386963676
They probably wanted another Kong and didn't feel like using Dixie or Cranky.
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>>386960210
m80 c'mon now Pink Gold Peach is my main
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>>386959667
>great roster full of variety

>>386959547
>only Funky Kong
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>>386965206

I remember getting top 3 every race because I'm not shit at the game.
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>>386965297
>it's like i'm wearing nothing at all
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>>386965257
No thunder cloud or POW block
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>>386965525
Your possibly lying claim still doesn't disregard the fact the AI was rubberband and the items were broken. But hey, keep passively accepting cancer and keep screaming git gud like it will magically make shit items go away
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I want to kiss Bowser.
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>>386965206
I'm going to assume youre either retarded or shit at games, but I have MK Wii myself and played it often, I never had a problem where I wasn't coming in first place.

Main: Daisy
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>>386965660
>3 stars on every cup on 50cc, 100cc, 150cc, and 150cc mirror

Never once was I fucked so hard that I couldn't catch up to the pack with a speed boost. Learn to play.
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>>386965660

the AI wasnt rubberband. And holy shit if you think it was, dont play 64
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>>386965847
all mario karts have rubberband up the ass.
64 is just the more aggressive and cheating along with super.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsC6kbIrDE
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>>386962961
Just fucking jump. POW blocks only hit things on the ground and you can hop any time by pressing R. They even give you a little countdown so you can time it.
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>>386965831
I never once caught up with a lightning cloud, stop bullshitting. Why not we add an item that sends you to last place if you're not in first while we're at it.
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>>386966436

You shouldn't even need a speed boost to catch up you fucking scrub.
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>>386966735
If the fucking lightning cloud didn't shrink you there wouldn't be a problem you cancer loving faggot. I honestly bet you would defend the item that sends you last place if you're not in first.
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>>386966857

>too shit to bump into other racers
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>>386966912
It always give it to me when it's impossible to catch up to anyone because of the limited time I have the item, cancer lover
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>>386966857

Just touch somebody else you retard.
>Bht I can't catch up!

Then get better at driving because YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT FAR BEHIND THE PACK
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>>386966987
>Everyone is close to each other
>Get knocked off the edge and now trying to catch up
>Hey bro, I noticed you're getting too close to everyone else so here's a lightning bolt that zaps you if you don't touch another racer in the next 10 seconds
>The only item that's ever punished you and /v/ will unironically defend this cancer
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MKWii can go fuck itself.
I still remember the frustration of trying to 3* that fucker.
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>>386967260
>Everyone is close to each other

You can maintain a solid 5 second lead on 150cc but okay.

>Get knocked off the edge and now trying to catch up

Try not getting knocked off? Are you really not seeing how you're bad at this game?

>Hey bro, I noticed you're getting too close to everyone else so here's a lightning bolt that zaps you if you don't touch another racer in the next 10 seconds

A LITERAL SPEED BOOST THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH UP TO THE GROUP

God damn it can't be possible to suck this bad at fucking Mario Kart.
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>>386967772
>Still unironically defending a shit cancerous item that made mario kart wii even worse
>Implying you never got knocked off mario kart
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>>386965257
Wii's stun is much longer than 8/D. You get tagged by a shell and you spend some 4 seconds flailing your arms.
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"Moonnnnsterrrrr"
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>>386967918

Only time I ever get knocked off is when I get hit by a blue/red shell or a lightning bolt whenever I'm making one of those super long glider jumps. Wasn't much of an issue on Wii because there weren't any glider jumps.

Again, git gud.
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>>386968132
>Still thinking your illusion of skill justifies shitty items
Nintendo needs to make that item that sends you last place, I'll watch you defend it
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>>386968203
>whining about an item that helps you if you're even somewhat competent at the game
>likens it to an imaginary items that fucks you over just cause

What I'm hearing is that you aren't good enough to maintain a lead or even stay on the track. When you're so far behind that you can't catch up when you have a speed boost, then the issue isn't the item.
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>>386968401
Yes, the issue is the item when it hinders me more than it helps. You just love sucking its dick
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Sorry I suck at video game,I'm just gonna punish every other player for being too good
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>>386965257
super horn.
you can shield yourself more now, it should come more often but having the possibility makes it way better.
also on 8 wii u you can only hold a single item reducing item spam, haven't played 8 deluxe yet.
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>>386968524
Not an argument because it doesn't hurt you. How about we add an item that freezes your character for a good 10 seconds.
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>>386960210
I like baby loog though
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>>386968504

Don't fall so far behind and it won't hinder you.
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>>386968745
It does hinder you
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>>386968826
>speed boost
>allows driving over rough terrain

If you can't catch up with this then you never had a chance.
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>>386968916
>Made a mistake and trying to catch up, well fuck you
That's basically what nintendo was thinking when they added the lightning cloud
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>>386968658
at already exist on dkr and you can still catch up after it wears off.
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>>386969040
>a mistakr so bad you can't catch up when given a speed boost

That's not a mistake that's you sucking ass.
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Nobody here even plays Mario Kart, yet you fag act like you know shit.
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>>386969250
>Dude, lets add items that will send you back, it's your fault for getting them
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>>386969383

It's your fault for being so far behind in the race that you couldn't catch up with a speed boost.
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>>386969489
No, it's the items fault for shrinking me.
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>>386969535

It doesn't shrink you immediately
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>>386968524
It's okay since 99% of the players don't know how to use this.
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Why nobody here is discussing best cc??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVWM2hYOmjI
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>>386969934
Looks like MK64
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>>386959909
I wanna marry baby peach
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The fact that 8 only cut birdo and Diddy Kong and still gets constantly shit on is silly to me.
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>>386962261
Bully someone who got hit by a blueshell online seeing everyone on the same wave is satisfying for some reason.
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>>386970260
Cute! She's leaking.
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>>386970572
>rosterfags
Why do people even care about the roster when all characters play the same anyway?
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>>386970678

>>386970749
You're right.
Let's cut everyone except for Mario, Baby Mario and Metal Mario.
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>>386970880
At least that would make middle weights good again.
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>>386970880
Fuck off, retard.
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>>386970749
Well size matters but when people complain about stuff like Koopalings needing to take up a single slot when they have different size and animations is just silly. Is it just an aesthetic thing or do people really hate when too many characters they don't play are in a game?
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>>386960210
I removed few more rows and still nothing of value was lost. Is this roster good now?
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>>386971008
My point is, it's a catch-22. Yeah sure, all characters play alike, but at the same time, why have different characters in the first place then?
It's extreme, but that's my point.

>>386971035
It's because people don't understand how slots work. They think, putting all the Koopalings under one slot will magically allow the devs to add another character, which isn't the case unless they pull a Smash 4 (which was already kinda awkward to begin with).
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>>386971128
remove yourself
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>>386971128
>variety is bad!

Seriously why do you care if the Koopalings or non-Mario characters are in the game?
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Defend this
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>>386971804

What am I defending? 2 bob-ombs? If he slows dowb at all it won't be an effective blocking item.
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>>386971804
I don't think I've ever hit someone with a bomb. I'm always either a mile ahead or a mile behind.
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>>386971804
Bob-omb would be better if it didn't explode immediately. It could be more like an explosive banana peel.
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>>386971128
This is some MVC:I logic.
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>>386972298
it does work like that if you leave it behind, but still has a timer.
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>>386971804
Make me
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>>386972534
Well either make the timer longer or remove it.
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>all the other mk threads were mostly about who you picked
>this one is mostly "git gud" or rosterfaggotry
Mario Kart Wii truly is the worst.
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let's fix the thread
what is the best mario kart and why it is double dash with its tight controls??
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>>386972732

the same gitgud thing happens whenever someone tries to criticize 8/8D

kill yourself
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>>386973247
>double trash
>tight
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>>386969738
How can lightning be used incorrectly unless you're in first place?
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>>386973247
If you played a double dash game with mk8's roster who would your 2 racers be?
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>>386973613
How about you first
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>>386973247

DS because of snaking.
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>>386973695

Dead Rising: Dry Bowser and King Boo
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>>386973695
Toadette and Inkling girl or baby Peach
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>>386959859
>not picking funky kong
>not picking flame runner
>being a huge fucking faggot
>not whooping everyones ass with aforementioned combo after someone beats you to GOAT Daisy/Mach Bike combo
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>>386973981
does funky has some unique stats for a heavyweight??
i remember rosalina was a solid choice.
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>>386973626
Using it while other people are in a star or bullet bill
>>386973695
Depends on what their special items are, since the special items were terribly unballanced in DD.
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>>386971128
>removing the Koopalings
>keeping Bowser Jr.
It's like people have forgotten that little shit got pushed ten times harder than the Koopalings recently have and the backlash was the entire reason they brought the Koopalings back.
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>>386974497
No unique items. But both racers share the weight class of the heavier racer.
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>>386974706
>Keeping seven bosses instead of Bowser's sidekick
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>>386965257
Blue Shell is actually useful to the player who gets it since it acts as an indestructable red shell hitting anyone along its path like in MK64 until it gets near the player in first. That was all it took to sell me on the game.
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>>386974848
Or maybe there should be 5 weight classes.
Light + light = 2
Light + medium = 3
Light + heavy = 4 (same as medium + medium)
Medium + heavy = 5
Heavy + heavy = 6
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>>386975170
>5 weight classes

You know there are already 7 right?
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>>386975227
Well damn
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>>386973695
Iggy and Roy
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>>386974848
Then I'd still pick Toad and Toadette.
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>>386974260
I respond to myself.
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vehicles stats
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>>386976450
I somehow fucked up the pic
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>>386976684
All of that shit is wrong, go here to see the real stats.
https://supermariofiles.wordpress.com/2013/04/20/kartcharacter-stats-mkwii-edition/
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>>386977000
It looks the same, just a different scale.




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