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Hey! Wood Elf! You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end. To go from the gladed realm of Valenwood to a rat-infested hole like this... how very sad. Those walls must feel like they're closing in on you. Pretty soon you'll go mad, and the guards will cut your throat just to stop the ranting. That's right. You're going to die in here, Wood Elf! Die!

Hey, you hear that? The guards are coming... for you! He he he he he he.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu1c3ryidNQ
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>>399211413
>unique dialogue for each race
>think it'll be a taste of the game
>barely any change in other NPCs based on your race
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>>399211536
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what the FUCK
was this guy's problem
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>>399212347
guards kept ramming his asshole
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>>399211548
Really wish RPGs had more of this kind of thing. A human warrior should provoke a different reaction from an elven necromancer.
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>>399211548
YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME

ALL FLASH, AND NO FURY
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>>399211548
That's how it used to be, but then full voice acting happened.
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>>399212752
such evil things don't even deserve a breath to utter a reaction
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Do people actually play as wood elves
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>>399214112
>not playing as a Wood Elf stealth archer
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>>399214219
I'm quite fond of the breton stealth archer
a khajiit is a pretty good too
for the next elder scrolls I hope there are more races to make different stealth archer builds
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I played as a Nord in Oblivion and Skyrim because it seemed like the most chad choice.
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>>399214578
I wonder if the next game will see a simultaneous release on the Switch, Bethesda seems like they have a hard-on for third party sales on the Switch
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>>399213126
>implying
Morrowind NPCs are characterless quest boards.
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>>399214782
>It's time for bashing butts and THESE nuts
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I just want to say that Oblivion and Skyrim are the only good Elder Scrolls games. All the ones before Oblivion are shit and only old fags like them.
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>>399215151
It depends. Do we know how Skyrim sold on the Switch?
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>>399214219
>Not playing as a khajiit and installing sex mods and only having sex with other khajiit and drawing elaborate pictures of your make-believe penis being shoved in other cat-people and masturbating to it all and going to conventions at which you masturbate with like-minded individuals.
kek
Pleb
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>>399215928
Nah. I'm a Morrow/Oblivionfag myself.
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>>399216636
What age are you though
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>>399211413
suck my lizard cock
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>>399216890
>Good day, citizen.
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>>399215432
B-but it changes from "Hello, nord" to "Hello, imperial"
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>>399217101
Perfect roll
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>>399217168
Same thing in Shitblivion.
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All the ES games have strengths and weaknesses
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>>399216890
and so it begins
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>>399216890
,
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>>399211413
>tfw that Dark Brotherhood quest where you assassinate him
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>>399217367
Shit roll, again
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>>399216190
It's stayed within Top 5 on the Best Sellers on the eShop since its come out, I'm not sure how indicative that is of sales though
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>>399211413
what the fuck was his problem?
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>>399217624
He was getting shafted by his orc cellmate
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>>399214112
Wood Elves are the literally whos of the TES races. They're insignificant as fuck in the lore and nobody plays them they're overshadowed by the cooler High and Dark Elves.
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>>399216890
>Good day
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>Playing a dark elf male
>He says he's gonna steal your woman after he's out

>Playing a dark elf female
>He asks you if you wanna fuck before you die
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>>399216890
took this photo myself
rollan.
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>>399217960
What ENB/mods are you using?
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>>399216890
God's blood!
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by the Nine Divines
stay on the roads
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>>399217718
more like Wood Elves, alongside Argonians, have the most batshit insane lore and are the hardest to depict in the game
>migratory tree-cities that occasionally teleport/reincarnate(?)
>wood elves sometimes into nature so much that they just cease existing only to pop up later in unexplainable conditions
>may or may not have actually been around as physical beings before the High Elves
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>>399218468
its the Daedra, you see
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>>399218468
>stay on the roads
>get attacked by wolves and highwaymen

what did the watch mean by this?
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YOU GONNA BUY A GODDAMN BOOK OR WHAT
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can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?
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>>399218557
It's the Daedra, you see
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>>399218617
D-do you have The Lusty Argonian Maid, s-sir?
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>>399218660
they're the Potogdonaffs
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>>399216890
Alright
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v6qq3YC3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zKf3MLhWXM
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>>399218020
Just a disclaimer it wont always look like this, but you'll notice a fair amount of scenes like this.

https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/47591/?
I did like half of this. mostly just the lighting and stability shit, along with some of the textures. I intend to finish installing them when I have more time.
https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/47810/?
this is the enb I used. Has some particular instructions you have to follow so be sure to use them
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WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE!?
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>>399218660
>the daedric princes bow to them
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>>399218538
HRRUUHGG
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>>399218847
Thanks.
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Ive noticed a lot more morrowind and oblivion threads, and coincidently Im doing a full run of the series minus arena.
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>>399218660
>Rule Cyodil with a firm but fair first
>Daedra bow to them
>have the elder scrolls
>achieved chim but the effects of disappearing don't effect them as they are the god who's dreaming and they are the gods lucid being split into 2 personalities
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>>399219010
yw brah. Just be sure to look at the top 200 oblivion mods because I may have installed things that weren't on this any of those lists. That should be at least 90% of it though. Also, get farcry grass. it feels soooooo good.
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>>399219261
I just built a new rig, and now I'm thinking of playing a decked-out Morrowind with MGE XE in there now that I can handle it.

I wonder if there's any way to make it feel comfortable to play with a Steam controller.
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meant to post the other picture I had.
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JUMP ON MY SWORD WHILE YOU CAN!
ARRRAGGH!
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>>399219261
>tfw oblivion wont run on my cruddy laptop
cant wait to fail my finals so i can go home to my rig
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>*knicks your elder scroll*
pssh, too easy, kid... capital
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>>399216890
fuck me arse
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>>399219702
>TFW I actually think I failed my income tax class.
Fuck man how can it possible be this retarded. Why in the name of fuck haven't they simplified this dogshit.
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>>399220003
IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?
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>>399219678
What did he mean by this?
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>>399212907
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>>399220167
Not to mention that it literally doesn't matter because of trump's new tax plan AHAHAHAHA
JUST GIVE ME THE C
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>>399220342
how come games dont let you kill indiscriminately anymore and just give you a warning that you fucked up later
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Post Aedra-tier music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQsC5IEXDag
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>>399220656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v9K98RzbHI
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>>399220213
>*pulls off gray cowl*
>Where'd he go? This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
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>>399220497
>Young adventurer, joins dark brotherhood, sleeps in a bed, gets strange dreams, VAMPIRISM! Many such cases!
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Why is Bethesda not making TES6
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>>399221030
why would they when they can just re sell skyrim 10 more times and still make money
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>They wouldn't be the first to underestimate THE BLADES
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>>399221030
Because you touch yourself.
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>Oblivion turned 10 last year
>Instead of Oblivion HD we got Skyrim with God Rays
Thanks Todd
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>>399221536
>HAIL MARTIN SEPTIM
>HAIL MARTIN SEPTIM
>
>HAIL
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>>399221613
I think Bethesda has accepted the fact that modders are better at tweaking their games than they are.
I honestly would love if Bethesda had a system where they released a large, bland game like Skyrim then a year or two later let a smaller studio work on a more focused and refined experience, similar to New Vegas.
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>>399221716
>OBLIVION TAKE YOU
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>Playing TESO
>Get to Cyrodiil
>Turn off game music and start playing the Oblivion OST.

So good.
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>>399221813
Why does this webm strike me with primal fear?
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>>399222573
Show me your game library, anon.
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>>399222573
I dunno. Why?
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>You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.
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>>399216890
Neat
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>>399216890
rolling, good sirs
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>>399216890
Rolly polly
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>>399222847
No
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>>399216890
GREET THE NEW DAY
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>>399222827
>breton name
>imperial race
Who is this puzzle wrapped in an enigma?
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>>399222642
It doesn't have any Bethesda games but it does have New Vegas.
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>>399222827
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you
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>>399223045
FIX THAT RIGHT NOW ANON
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>>399216890
Going to try again because I got mage yesterday and I'm trying OOO even with supreme magicka it's been a pain being a pure mage
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>>399216890
ye
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sorry soyboys, after my messages and votes being delayed three minutes apiece I started phasing between lobbies
eat shit seven
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>>399222367

wonder how much would the playerbase shoot up if they just put the other games' scores in the different areas, even the repetitive morrowind one.
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>>399216890
..
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>>399215928
I just want to say you're a tasteless faggot.
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>mod the shit out of other player's mods
>so much effort tweaking shit
>can't release any of it
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>>399216890
I can't make decisions by myself.
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BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
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>>399225135
Slavs a truly a wonderous race.
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>>399225135
>Have you heard of the Crimeans?
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>>399225442
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>>399222827
I beat him in the arena fair and square. Not my fault he didn't fight back. Fuck off Lucien
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>>399222827
[Say nothing]
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>>399216890

It's that time again
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>>399216890
you too
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>>399222827
>if you don't kill him then and there the blade of woe is stuck in your inventory for the rest of the game
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>>399226043
Kill him. He must be working with the assassins.
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>>399226043
Not when its upgraded at the end moron
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>>399226043

the only, ONLY thing i liked about the Skyrim DB quest is that i could turn around and gut Astrid on the spot, i wasn't even sure it was gonna work, so it was doubly satisfying to get a glory kill sequence at it.

>Nah
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>>399226247
maybe i dont feel like killing a billion people this playthrough
maybe i dont want to look at this shitty butterknife every time i open my inventory
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>>399226383
You could kill Lucien, too.
Unfortunately you can't assault their sanctuary. I'd love for them to send assassins after you for killing their Speaker, though.
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>>399226383
She even says "well done" or something. Really nice to actually have a choice in a modern Bethesda game. Shame the same couldn't have been done about the thieves guild
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>>399220575
Because casuals got mad when they killed some guy for a unique piece of armor he was wearing and had to load a save from 3 hours ago
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>>399226632
>implying you earned a single one of those coins in your pocket
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>>399226632
>dumb asshole spots you in the market and proceeds to follow you until he can start shoving his stupid ideals down your throat
wow, it's just like real life, thanks todd
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>>399211413
I have never seen or heard this before because im not high elf garbage
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>>399220575
because putting normies in a situation they can't win or pass is a big nono for mainstream AAA games.

Its also why mages college, thieves guild, and DB in Skyrim can be completed by a warrior with a axe. Also why blood starved vampire aggro got removed when dawnguard released.
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>>399225135
dear lord I just realized most of you don't know about the hotel in turkey.
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>>399226632

she says "you're not leaving this shack until someone dies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlXUBzkBY7s

it's kinda funny that it seems she genuinely didn't think you were going to go for her stupid ass.
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>>399227176
I saw a turkroach the other day. Nasty creatures.
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>>399227176
i've seen the statue but i had no idea it was actually called the azura hotel holy shit
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>>399216890
I'm pretty sure this kind of thing is against the rules.
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Hey, buddy, we're friends now, right?
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>>399227281
they accidentally mixed up the pirates of the carrabean with skyrim's theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cw0bI6CpaA
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>>399216890
memeroll
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Seen any elves? Ha ha ha.
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>>399227821
I could kill that Guar. Those boots are ruined.
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>>399220213
today i encountered a man named Bayne Millions
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>>399216890
rolling for breton
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>>399211548
>bethesda frontloads content for better reviews
>people keep falling for it
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Is the Switch version of Skyrim worth it
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>>399216890
lets roll
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>>399229132
You can't patch out any of the bugs bethesda leaves in on the switch, so it's only worth it if you're a shiteater with no freetime at home
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fun fact, if you google oblivion photobomb, my picture is the first that comes up
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>>399229793
>Plenty of time, my sweet
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>>399229793
Yeah, but it's a Reddit post so it's a draw, really
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>>399216890
Rollo lothbrok
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>>399229793
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>>399219678
>bandit in glass armor
what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>399227162
>fbi
>good
>hitler
>evil
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>>399215678
heh
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>>399218472
>>399217718
>>399214112
I play as them in eso and morrowind multiplayer with friends because I'm a big fan of manlet races. I played as gnomes and asurans in the 2 mmos of my choice previously.
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>>399222827
who did you kill /v/?
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>>399230595
that picture is oddly poignant now considering Hitler survived WW2 and was under US surveillance while living in South America
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>>399230942
the grand champion
is suicide by arena really murder?
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>>399218472

They also only eat meat, cannot eat vegetables or use wood from valenwood and drink a fermented meat alcohol. They're pretty gross.
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>>399230382
>It's bad because it's reddit
Most things from reddit are bad on their own merit. That image is an exception.
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>>399231137
Depends, did he fight back or instead watch as you killed him?
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>>399211536
Assault! Assault!
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>>399227162
>meme has meme arrow
truly the end
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>>399231080
Retard. It's an unsubstantiated rumor. Writing it down as an FBI agent doesn't make it a fact. They follow all sorts of dead end leads. They could easily file a rumor that Hitler is still alive because some informant said so. Wouldn't make it true.
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>>399231838
>unsubstantiated rumor
That they spent millions of dollars on
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
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Nord Monk is the most Chad loadout.
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>>399217026
Whatever pussy
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>>399231838
>>399232016
I haven't looked into this but that sounds like something the FBI would do to cover up some illegal shit. Or it's Hitler.
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>>399216890
fuck it
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>>399216890
Rolling this fucking shit.
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how the fuck do you get started in OOO
even a worn fur wearing bandit with a shitty rusty iron weapon tanks all my hits
I've got 30 blunt and an iron waraxe and I gotta land like 50 hits while they can kill me in 6, tops
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>>399232686
>OOO
Learn to run away
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>>399232760
if I run away how will I become stronger
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>>399232783
Mudcrabs
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>played for hundreds of hours
>get bored
>I wonder what's in that empty northwest section of the map
>mfw the Colovian Highlands
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>>399215432
Not really
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>>399232825
disgusting creatures
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>>399223337
I don't like this roll any better.

Think I might just stick with my altmer sorc.

>>399224973
You can't release it on Nexus but you can release it yourself here or on /vg/ if you think your shit's any good.
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>>399216890
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>>399216890
We do it
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>>399233091
>You look like you're comfortable wearing heavy armor.
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>>399211548
>was designing a hugely human-like NPC follower for skyrim
>thousands of lines of dialogue, tons of variation for skill levels, level, race, gender, outfit, location, enemy type, time of day, quests already completed, inventory items, etc
>skyrim reniggered comes out
>lose all interest in putting in content into such an atrociously jewish game company
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>>399233737
wow, so you dropped all that shit? fool
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>>399232686
Other anon having a hard time, dodge, run, cheese.

I'm starting to play it like Morrowind almost.
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>>399233849
yea i know, i lost literally 100% of any interest i had
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>>399233038
It's a scripting edit of 'Alternative Start by Ship' which is probably too old of a mod for anyone else to give a shit about, really.
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>>399232686
OOO is memetrash.
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>>399233879
Fatigue can also make a shitload of difference early on, at least if you have Vanilla Combat Enhanced.
>>399234420
I'd agree, Maskar's is better right?
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>>399234420
Nice case you made there.
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>>399216890
dfsa
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>>399234667
Anon killed by Fleshpound
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>>399234621
>I'd agree, Maskar's is better right?
Can't you run both, at least you used to be able too, they do different things for the most part IIRC. Been forever since I've played oblivion and never really did much in the way of gameplay overhauls my self though.
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>>399230942
Umbra
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>>399216890
>they couldn't figure out breton facial features in the oblivion engine and just said fuck it and butchered the lore saying they fucked nords so long that they look the same.
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>>399234785
In this case I think it's a matter of less is more. OOO has some... tacky design decisions, I'd say.
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>>399230942
I don't remember who my first was, but typically I kill the guy that gives you the ring for getting slaughterfish scales at Weye after his quest.
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>>399234872
I can agree on that. Honestly if it was a bit more modular it'd be better.
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>that feel when cast Frenzy and Rally on an entire town and watch while invisible
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>>399216890
Rollin rollin rollin rawhide
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>>399234621
Honestly, just use Oblivion Scaling Unclusterfucked at this point. Maskar's and OOO are ancient and kinda trashy if all you're looking for is good unleveled Oblivion.
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>>399234992
>mythic dawn member unsheathes his blade
>every townsperson who likes you instantly jumps to your defense
>oops, looks like there's been some friendly fire
>whole town beats the shit out of itself
Lord Dagon is pleased
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>>399235059
WHY
WON'T
YOU
DIE
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>>399232686
I used to have sponge enemies with OOO but once I deleted Deadly Reflex it got fixed and now combat is deadly for both sides. And yea you are bottom trash in the first few levels of OOO, you have to only face weak enemies but it should get a lot better later on.
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>>399235469
YAARGH
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I wish gauntlets were still separated and pauldrons were their own thing. Clothing under armor would be nice, too.
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"Oh look a negro, a nigger, an ape who can't escape. I know your kind you damn dirty Redguard. For all your athletics and acrobatics you still couldn't escape the imperials, how laughable. I'm getting out of here in a few days pooskin, I think I'm going to buy myself a nice juicy watermelon to remember you by. That's right! You're going to die in here Redguard! You're going to die!"

Fucking hell Todd way to fit your politics in you bigot.
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>>399216890
Rell
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>>399216890
Rolling for a Breton
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>>399216890
if I aint dunmer then this aint kosher
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>>399237016
Good Whitchunter Khajiit
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>>399237124
damn that's pretty kosher, guess I'll stick to my word and do it
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>Never actually played a stealth archer before
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>>399237302
>he hasn't experienced the joy of that WHACK as someone standing in front of a table headbutts it as hard as they can after getting an arrow in the back of the head
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>>399237302
It's unironically one of the most fun playstyles in Oblivion, even if you have to backpedal with tougher enemies. Remember to arch your shots.
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How the hell do people actually enjoy Skyrim when Oblivion exists?
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I unironically put hundreds of hours into Oblivion on the 360
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>tfw finally did a pure mage in oblivion
>completely shit on everything in the game
You guys weren't kidding. Jesus.
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THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEAH
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>>399219261
I remember my first playthrough of Arena
>Get fucked in the ass several time in the prison-sewer by goblins
>finally manage to get out
>get ambushed by 3 rats and a drag queen in black spandex
Never again.
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>>399237302
I thought that was the whole point of the game. Morrowind is for mage, Oblivion is for archer
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>>399237724
>Oblivion is for archer
Oblivion is for warrior and mighty elves slayers alike.
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>>399237724
Playing Morrowind as a Mage might be the most powerful a game has ever made me feel
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>that feel when the dumb shenanigans you could get into with essential NPCs and the fact that if you one-shot them it's not illegal to hit them
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>>399214112
I do
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>>399236247
kek
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>>399214112
>playing wood elves
>playing elves at all
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>>399216890
lez shake
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>>399217718
Don't piss them off. They might call upon the Wild Hunt to tear you a new asshole.
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Wild_Hunt
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>>399216890
I roll for a non-nigger race/class/alignment combo!
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>>399217718
That's because they're basically the only race in the lore that has never invaded anyone. The only wars they get involved in are defensive wars to protect their own forest lands and they never leave their forests to attack anyone.

Though it is worth noting that they also have won or fought to a stalemate literally every single time anyone tried to attack them.
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>>399238531
>That's because they're basically the only race in the lore that has never invaded anyone
>He doesn't know about Haymon Camoran
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>>399216890
...
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>>399237828
>if you one-shot them it's not illegal to hit them
I actually also noticed this with a few NPCs over the years. I think there is some sort of situation where one shotting a friendly npc doesn't result in anyone calling the guards or getting a bounty. I think shooting an arrow at a target when no one citizen sees you will result in this but I never tested it.
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>>399238531
>Though it is worth noting that they also have won or fought to a stalemate literally every single time anyone tried to attack them.
Vietnam vs America style? Bosmer are masters of gorilla warfare?
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>>399241453
Stealth kills don't get you a bounty, no, unless you used magic. It's bullshit that it's impossible to kill someone with magic without getting a bounty for it.
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>>399238531
That is wood elf propaganda. They purposely grow out their forests and encroach on neighboring lands, and then get surprised when the local khajiits retaliate at losing their homes.
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>>399211536
Poor little dunmer boi
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Reminder that this is in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mqU2wT6G30
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>>399227243
At least she doesn't get mad about it
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Holy fuck Bosmer are hot as fuck in ESO
My wood elf nymph is a sexy bitch
They're nowhere near that hot in Skyrim
Please fix for next Elder Scrolls
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>>399242557
The antlers better carry over to the single player games.

Was surprised they took that old concept honestly.
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>>399221030
Something about not wanting to be known as the company that /only/ does fallout and TES, and that they want to wait for the technology to improve a bit.
At the same time, they continue to repackage and resell skyrim over the course of the decade.
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>>399216890

Lets do this!
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>>399212752
VTM:B and DA:O do this.
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>>399216890
>>399216890
>>399216890
k
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>>399216890
heck yeah, rolling
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>>399216890
ROLLIN BABY! ROLLIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YEAAAH!
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>>399211536
I remember hyping myself up for this confrontation, I was going to beat him to death with my noodley mage fists. Imagine my disappointment when he died from one punch.
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>>399218660
They're botched albino clones of Obama.
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I just realized that Savescumming is a lore-friendly tactic in TES games. The player ie. the reader of the Scroll is skipping ahead and checking the outcome of a certain passage of the scroll, and if it's not to their liking, they can go back a few paragraphs and re-read the Scroll.
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>>399244681
>the player is reading the scrolls
Wait what?
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>>399244747
Don't know where he's getting the reading the scroll part from, but since every event that can happen does happen, savescumming is lore-friendly regardless. There's always the chance the PC had a funny feeling about turning that corner and decides to just go another.
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>>399216890
sure.
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>>399220793
im fucking dead thanks
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>>399244818
>but since every event that can happen does happen
Where are you getting this from?
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>>399244747
>>399244818
From what I've heard, the meta of the franchise basically says that the player is experiencing the events of the games via the reading of an Elder Scroll, and consecutive re-readings and different interpretations of the same scroll make it possible for completely different playthroughs to all be canon. The character always materializes out of nowhere with no backstory, and disappears when the player gets bored and quits the game.
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>>399245092
If that's true I'm glad that retarded Assassin's Creed shit isn't apparent in the actual games
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>>399245092
No it's all a dream.
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>>399245218
Even the scrolls are part of that dream. It's like you reloading your saves. Sure, it's just a game, but in that universe, you're basically going back in time and changing what happens, IE re-interpretting.
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>>399245092
so what happens when the game crashes.
am I rendered blind and have an immediate stroke?
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>>399245374
Dragon machine broke.
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>>399245374
Only if it crashes so hard it bricks your system.
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The one thing that kinda pokes holes in that meta theory isthe Nerevarine's continuing adventures during Oblivion. How can the Nerevarine be going on adventures in Akavir if his player is currently busy with controlling the Hero of Kvatch? And why is it canon in Oblivion that the Nerevarine is male?
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>>399231182
It's not that they can't eat veggies or use wood, but that they have to import it all from outside their lands. They also have to eat every enemy soldier they kill, but that might be more like a placed deterrent to prevent bloodshed in the first place.
Also, didn't the bosmer stop following the green pact at some point? I don't recall clearly
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>>399216890
rolland
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>>399216890
What now?
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>>399245374
>so what happens when the game crashes.
>am I rendered blind and have an immediate stroke?
None of the above, and all of it at the same time. You may have gone blind, but you can just go back to the paragraph you left off and read it in a way that never made you blind.
The Grey Fox in Oblivion reads the Scroll with advanced knowledge of its interpretation yet doesn't go blind because he read it in a way that changed history. When the history was changed, the present was different, and he paradoxically never reads the scroll, thus never goes blind.
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>>399245443
>the player
I've never played Morrowind. Someone else read that scroll for me
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>>399216890
Neat
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>Hey, there! You! Kinsman! I haven't seen another Dunmer in here in I don't know how long. Where you from, huh? Vvardenfell? You got a wife back home? Tell you what. I'm getting out of here in a couple of weeks. When I get back to Morrowind, I'll look her up. She must be so lonely. Don't you worry, eh? I'll take care of her long after you're dead. Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here!
What did he mean by this?
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>>399216890
rolleroni
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So I said, where's the money in that?
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>>399246098
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED?
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>>399216890
lll
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>>399245801
YOU LIKE TO DANCE CLOOS TO DA FIRE, DOONTCHA?
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>>399245926
Dunmer gotta stick together, by Azura.
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>>399216890
rolo
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>>399245458
>Also, didn't the bosmer stop following the green pact at some point?
I hope so if they ever do Valenwood. The green pact is stupid as shit and only makes sense as flavor lore for a civilization you will never see or think about too deeply. Maybe they could do a modern cities vs old world Green Pact nomads dynamic.

And why do world creator always try to turn super environmentalists into plant bizarro vegans to prove a point about how much they love plants? Poison Ivy gets the same treatment and it doesn't make sense. Plants aren't people. There's no need not to eat them. They don't feel pain or have a consciousness.
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>>399216890
Rooooll
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>>399246794
In the elder scrolls world some plants can be capable of sentience and communication. I mean, it's not that much of a stretch when it's been done a lot in other things.

I checked and it is noted that not literally every Bosmer follows green pact, but a sect of hardcore traditionalists do. Like how every single high elf isn't also a thalmor. I kinda like how extreme they take it, instead of just doing some half measure.
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>>399246098
There's someone watching me. I can tell.
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>>399216890
rollo
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>>399246216
>>399247798
>Get called to the Vivec City High Fane
>Important meeting regarding the plan to save the world from Dagoth Ur
>Patriarch Tholer Saryani
>"Leave me."
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>>399216890
rolliondo
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>>399216890
check it
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>>399216890
>this absolutely pathetic amount of rolling options

Nice "RPG" bethestards.
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>>399216890
awww yis
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>alignment
>>399227282
I think too.
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>>399248864
Aw hell yeah.
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>>399249023
>alignment
lmao good point
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>>399216890
How are you supposed to be evil in Oblivion?
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BY THE NINE DIVINES ASSAULT ASSAULT
Who goes there?
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>>399235469
BRGARWL
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Why is Bethesda so awful at designing cities? The layouts make absolutely zero goddamn sense.
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>>399249354
Its comfy
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>>399249385
>"m-muh comfy!" to excuse game flaws
Fuck off.
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>>399249354
I'm more mad about cities being so fucking tiny.
I would have 0 problem with them taking the approach that worked so well in Witcher where there's a fuckload of buildings but not all of them are accessible.
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>>399249354
>He can't grasp fine Aleyeid artistry
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>>399249385
>its comfy
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>>399249432
I'm just being comfy, you're the one who entered a thread to talk about shit he doesn't like for the 40th time.
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>>399249354
Consoles.
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>>399249385
I think it's anything but comfy. A round city with 6 identically shaped districts. You'll have to actively memorize the cardinal direction of each district instead of letting the natural lack of symmetry of an organically evolved city cement its layout into your spatial awareness. Environmental symmetry is an artificial construct and the brain has not evolved to navigate such spaces.
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>>399216890
Pls
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>>399241529
>Bosmer are masters of gorilla warfare?
They do make for excellent stealth archers
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>>399249889
Not to even mention that they're all separated by loading screens.
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>>399250251
not a big deal
open city shitters don't understand their stupidity
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>>399216890

pls everything but a khajiit or argonian.
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>>399211413
Is it possible to come back and punch that fucker as hard as i can?
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>>399250384
The only reason why the city sections are separated by loading screens is console hardware limitations. Inside areas need different lighting setups so they basically have to be separate cells. But there's really no reason why the city should be split into separately loaded sections, since they are all outside areas affected by the same day and weather cycle.
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>>399250689
No. You find out in Skyrim that he fucks your wife.
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>>399250689
Dark Brotherhood gives you a contract to kill him iirc.
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>>399250786
Guess you're right. I remember huge instability issues with it, though.
No matter what, an open IC would make the engine crap it's pants.
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>>399250689
Dark brother hood quest
dies in one hit like the whodunit people
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>>399251370
god, whodunit sucks
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>>399251490
>whodunit sucks
Cease your life at your earliest convenience.
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The Skingrad house is objectively the best one

Prove me wrong
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>>399251676
Barring the wizard tower add on I can't.
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>>399251739
>tower
>not Fighter Stronghold
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>>399251838
I really like how the tower looks, and circumvents the mages guild, the stronghold is a close second and is admittedly far more convenient.
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>>399216890
let us roll!
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>>399216890
go
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Anybody played Nehrim? How is it?
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>>399251739
>>399251965
I fucking loathe how the mage tower looks. It's like some ridiculous post-modernist piece of crap. It's also autistically symmetric. The only positive aspect is the altars you get to use without joining the cuck clan.
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>>399249432
>game flaws
Prefer enviromental feeling before realism isn't a game flaw.
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>>399216890
Oh boy, better roll before it gets deleted.
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>>399216890
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>>399216890
Woo
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>>399211548
>>think it'll be a taste of the game

Come on nigger, you're talking about exponentially increasing the amount of dialogue an order of magnitude or something similar. It's simply impractical.
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>>399216890
roll dis
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>>399236247
>"You Jews are all the same! All flash, and no fury!"

Did the voice actor just slip that one in when no one was paying attention? Was it it actually approved by Todd?
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>>399236247
>an ape who can't escape
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>>399216890
Lets see this shit happen
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I want to replay Oblivion without doing too much modding. Should I go for OOO, Maskar's, or just this Oblivion Scaling Unclusterfucked mod mentioned here >>399235037
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>>399229793
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>>399216890
Fuck it
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>>399216890
Fucking lets do this
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>>399230516

>Doing the quest to repair the orrery
>All the bandits have high level armour
>Get rich selling it every time

My favourite is when they have armour with chameleon charms so you can barely see them
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>>399216890
oh shit here we go again
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>>399211413
Replayed oblivion but its stutters so much for me makes it unplayable and it happens everytime i enter combat, with or without mod, shit sucks but other than that i find it more immersive than skyrim, besides the repeated npc voices the normal dialog ever npc gives you is unique and fits unlike skyrim where excited moments are ruined by bland npc dialogue, also the races are more unique yoo can tell who is who all races in skyrin are the same height there not much diversity.
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>>399215432
Did you play the game?
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>>399216890
>frolicking
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>Oblivion is so shit
>its thread needs an automatic (You) generator to survive on its own
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>>399221030
They are
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@399261435
Fuck you motherfucker
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>>399214112
Dunmer are the superior elves
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@399261435
>Oblivion is so good
>anon can't back up his assertion that Oblivion isn't good
>anon needs to resort to artificial popularity inflation conspiracies
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>>399262026
>>399262205
Well, well, what have we here?
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>>399262580
Someone's been murdered!
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>>399231292
>That image is an exception.
how (((convenient))) for you chaim
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>get Oblivion on steam during a sale
>can't get this piece of shit to run properly or sometimes even at all with any mods
I think it has something to do with Steam's DRM and OBSE.
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>>399236247
I fomd unnerving that every character looks like this guy
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>>399263341
Maybe you're just too inexperienced with modding?
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>>399263367
At least they don't look like pistachios like all of the argonians do.
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>>399246794
>environmentalists in media
>love and worship plants, hate those who harm plants
>environmentalists IRL
>eat exclusively vegetables, are vegan
rly made me think
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>>399263493
No way, I used to mod the shit out of it when I actually bought the DVD ages ago. Modding isn't difficult, but something about using steam fucks it up.
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>>399246794
>And why do world creator always try to turn super environmentalists into plant bizarro vegans to prove a point about how much they love plants?
But that's exactly what TES doesn't do. The bosmer are environmentalists who actually aren't hypocrites. They don't harm their plants. Hungry? Eat someone. Need a house? Use the skins and bones of the people you've eaten.
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>>399263751
Works on my machine ; ^ )
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>>399216890
rollerino
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>>399263956
Does it? I mean that seriously, are you able to use mods with the steam version without any significant problems? I assume it's just some retarded shit that I did that is giving me problems. I was hoping someone in this thread would confirm they were having issues as well.
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>>399216890
Rolling for after work.
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>>399263751
Have you tried turning off the overlay for Steam? It's not like you need it on right?
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>>399264136
>are you able to use mods with the steam version without any significant problems
As many problems as can be expected when modding a Bethesda game. The occasional crash. Other than that, it works just as well any other modded TES.
Is your load order in good condition?
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>>399264221
I haven't tried that, I'll give it a go. Never thought about it.
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>>399216890
what shall my next run be?
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>>399216890
woah...
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>>399264297
>Is your load order in good condition?
I'm not sure, I tried it a while ago and gave up. It's probably some dumb shit I did to myself.
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>>399264397
>It's probably some dumb shit I did to myself.
Yeah, that's usually how it goes. Good luck on sorting it out
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>>399221716
That womanly last hail.
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>>399216890
u 2
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>>399227513
>they accidentally mixed up the pirates of the carrabean with skyrim's theme
Anon,I thought you knew that the pirates of the carribean's theme is like the national anthem of all resort hotels in turkey.
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>>399237724
Morrowizards are fucking insane I love it
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>>399214112
Play as what?
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>>399211548
I would have loved to make a mod that replaces individual NPC dialogue. I had a friend with a good recording studio, and plenty of people here would have loved to donate their voice talents for free if it meant being in a popular video game. I still want to do it someday.
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>>399216890
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>>399263341
obse runs automatically now when you launch from steam. if you had any patience you would have found that out.
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>>399216890
boi
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>>399230497
>girl joins the guild
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>>399237828
Why are orclets so agressive?
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>>399216890
Rolling, let's hope for something good.
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>>399217943
>female
He starts begging for sex then he just goes to the standard asshole dialogue for all races. It's probably the most jarring because his mood and tone just change completely and seemingly for no reason.
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>>399216890
neat
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>>399264397
I found that using the level uncapper dlls would make oblivion crash from the start. Removing it made it run again.
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>>399216890
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let's roll
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>>399226043
>not doing a BoW only run
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>>399237302
It's literally the best playstyle. Especially once you enchant your bows and watch your enemies jump into the air upon death like a tom and jerry cartoon.
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>>399216890
benis




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