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>Japanese games are too easy
I bet 5000 dollars this guy never finished any Souls game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCdx9Sd1JxI
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>>403186589
Oh man. This has to have some gold in it. He's such a whiny cunt about anything that isn't his game
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>>403186589
despite the marketing, Souls games aren't that hard. Just grind some levels and upgrade your gear if you get stuck. Like any JRPG.
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>>403186589
Apparently he doesn't play Nintendo systems regardless of the few Mario/DK references in Braid.
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>>403186589
You might as well post the shitty compilation I did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3YEPC3id_M

There's some great butthurt in the comments if you care to look for it
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>>403186589
Who is this man?
I keep seeing him for the past week everywhere I look I mean he is in every interview in every gossip in every fucking internet outlet.
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>tfw to intellegent to know how to cook in botw
autism really is a strange affliction
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>>403186589
Oh, are we still pretending souls garbage is hard?
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>>403187858
Western plebs think it's hard because it doesn't hold their hand like every single open world garbage released this past decade
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>>403187718
Jon Blow is basically the father of mainstream indie fame. He created Braid, was in Indie Game the Movie, then made Witness. Now he's making his own programming language based off C called Jai. But the dude is fucking pretentious and a snob.
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>>403188179
> own programming language based off C called Jai
Oh that explains why i keep seeing his face on /g/
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Fuck this pretentious cunt. Reminder that The Witness was literally a joke of a game that took a giant shit called "gameplay" over the beautifully crafted world. And people had the audacity to compare it to Myst.
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The best part about him and Phish shitting on Japanese games for not being noteworthy is that indie devs cannot stop aping Souls games and Blow and Phish are irrelevant.
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>>403187653
This video actually makes you look stupid Guido.
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>>403188574
Sad!
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>>403186589
>Indie devs complaining about Japanese games when they've been shitting metroidvania's out the ass and copying Dark Souls for the past half decade
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>>403187407
A decent player doesn’t have to grind. High level doesn’t instantly make you good
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>>403186589
hmmmm really makes me thbing,...
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>>403186589
>successful game dev
>can't even be bothered to do direct capture and instead just points a camera at his tv to stream
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>>403189074
He specifically said Japanese games "hold your hand", which is exactly what the majority of western games do and he never brought up any examples other than Skyward Sword.
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this faglord probably can't even beat ninja gaiden black on ninja dog mode
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>>403189074
Did he make it himself?
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>>403189074
You forgot "can't take criticism and personally replies to any statements made about him by people he never met."
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>>403189229
he's right that games that hold your hand suck. Unless you have low IQ I guess
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>>403189427
Okay Jonathan
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>>403189074
>uses big words that make me feel stupid

Here's a hint. When someone speaks like he crawled out of the Victorian era, nobody is thinking "whoa what a smart person, his linguistic makes me ashamed of myself". They are thinking "damn, what a cunt"
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>>403189513
If you throw in a more complicated word instead of using a word everyone knows you better have a good reason. Sounding smart is not a reason.
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>>403186589
Blow can be absolutely annoying, but I love his games.
The lectures he's given on game design are good too
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>>403189427
But he clearly desperately needs the handholding. Actually that's enough, this man is so hopelessly incompetent he needs to be shoved back into his mother's uterus so she can play the games for him.
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>>403189427
>he couldn't even figure out how to drop weapons in BotW even when the chat told him how
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>>403189808
are you assuming he should breeze through every game without any challenge? Failing, improving and finally succeeding is what makes a game rewarding.
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oh, so we hate jonathan blow! I didn't know that! thanks for keeping me updated /v/
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>>403190043
No I'm saying that he shouldn't be completely braindead.
>>403187653
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>>403186589
he's so condescending while being completely terrible at everything
really bugs me
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>>403188179
How come most indie devs are pretentious as fuck? Just beca<use their titles had mild success?

Wasnt there another nu male looking fag who make an indie game and then said japanese games sucked? I dont know his name but he has a very punchable face
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>>403190745
Most of the sucessfull indie devs are ex-AAA studo employees.
Jonathan here if i remember is from Microsoft studios and Phill phish from Ubisoft.
I guess they have a lot of repressed anger or some shit
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>>403190745
I think you're talking about Phil Fish.
It's fucking embarassing that they make something akin to a shitty flashgame and act like they are hot shit.
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>>403186589
>this is the guy that designed the witness
>literally spent half an hour in one of the starting shrines because he couldn't solve one of the easiest puzzles in the entire game

What the fuck?
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>>403190745
>How come most indie devs are pretentious as fuck?
Thats like the top 3 indie devs. 99.9% of indie devs are unknown neets
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>>403191798
Wasnt the undertale guy another condescending prick?
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>>403191946
no idea about that guy, but he still counts as one of the top handful of indie devs.
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>>403191946
Not a condescending prick but he did ask big name YouTubers not to play his game and said his game wasn't for speedrunning.
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>>403191946
Not at all. He just hates the autistic undertale fanbase
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Yeah he's a retarded faggot nothing new
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>dark souls
>hard
When will soyboys stop spouting this epic meme? It's nu-hard.
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>pretentious
Blow hates ”games are art” people though.
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>>403192665
That's ironic considering his games pander to that concept
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>>403186589
>Souls game
Souls games are Western games. Made in Japan != Japanese game.
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>>403188179
Jai is more of a less retarded c++.
If it works out it’ll probably be good, certainly better than his games.
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>>403192649
shut the fuck up soyboy
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>>403190745
Because they are massively insecure and half of them can't hold jobs even if their lives depended on it, which is why they went into the business of becoming art frauds in a fledgling art industry (video games).
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>>403189513
It's a shame that his linguistic can do that to you, have you considered that you might be stupid?
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>>403193081
Meh, I think he’s just spergy and making stuff he likes desu. (shit taste obv)
Gamejournos seem to consistently depress/piss him off with ”art” shit claims.
Like all the stuff about nukes in Braid was due to his love of the text game Trinity and being pals with it’s creator.
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>>403193165
Couldn't be more wrong. Just because Souls has a medieval european look, doesn't mean it's a western game. It's very japanese in the way it handles gameplay, skill, punishment and accomplishment. You think a western game would dare to make you lose something when you died? Death penalty is a forbidden word these days. You think a western game would even have you dying regularly? Most western devs treat death in playtests as a bug and a sign that the game needs to be "fixed". If it were a western game it'd be full of hand holding and cutscenes.
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>>403193218
souls cuck SEETHING
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>>403193165
They have passable combat so they can't be western.
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>>403191715
He didn't design the witness
he asked a friend to help him develop the puzzles in the game
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>>403186589
This guy actually described Dark Souls as a "power fantasy" once lmao
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>>403186589
Like most indie developers he's a massive faggot who makes pretentious garbage games.
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>>403194670
you level up, gear up and kill everything you see. How is that not a power fantasy?
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>>403186589
Johnson Blow doesn't play videogames.


He's the type of guy who huffs his own gas.
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>>403195049
Because you are weaker than everything in the story and are given infinite lives.
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>makes fun games
>pisses off weebs
>pisses off SJW dumb fucks
>pisses off anti-SJW dumb fucks
I like him.




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