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Meanwhile on extranet /v/...
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>Playing Shooter Guy 47
>[Legion has joined the game]
>My face
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Did you hear how much of a faggot OP is? I mean how many dicks can one man gargle?
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I want the Vorcha off this board. Even those jellyfish fuckers are better than you. Get lost in dark space, yeah?
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>>406678924
fucking cheater i swear
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FUCK
GETH

They should be banned from PvP. Or at least have the decency to play with meatbag handicap mods.
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>>406679520
t. Space rat in a suit
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>>406679474
The councilors are false leaders. The Volus control everything. Only Dextro's will deny this.
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>>406678839
Gas the volus
Star war now
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>>406679647
Hands off the space gypsies. Say what you will of them, but they seed their torrents and only about half of them have cryptocred miner bots in them.

And the girls have such sultry voices.
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The citadel attack was an inside job
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Guys, are there fish in the Prisidium lakes? asking for a friend
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Where the fuck are we going anyway?
Like literally what the fuck?
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How do I get a turian gf
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>>406680002
No.
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>>406680002
Yes.
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>>406680092
Turian women? I don't think they exist. They probably lay eggs or some shit.
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>game X was casualized and dumbed down in favor of the human audience
>cunts will pirate and steal the game just like they did with our Skyllian Verge
>mfw the game flops
Fuck humans and those who pander to them
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GAS THE SPIKES, SPACE WAR NOW
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This one believes that all races that don't believe in the enkindlers must be purged

-Palaven4344
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What is exactly the downside of every vorcha dying in this very second?
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>tfw supposed to be strong warrior
>just want to play vidya
my clan doesn't understand. I don't give a pyjak's ass about tuchanka
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>salarian level
>lizard music starts playing
>mfw
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Just bought this for 500c, did I get ripped off?
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TELL ME ABOUT BANES
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>>406679861
>Quarian sympathizer
Reminder that quarians are only good for fucking their females and watch them slowly die.
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>Vorcha shitposters ruining another comfy turian games thread
FUCK THOSE MAGGOTS, GOOD THING THEY WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SUCH A SHITTY METABOLISM YOU CUNTS?
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>mfw Shepard blew up the Alpha relay and all Batarianiggers got eternally btfo and are no longer around to shit up the servers
Galaxy of Fantasy became 1000 times better
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>>406680995
>females
quarian traps are a gift. Probably the only worthwhile thing they've brought to galactic society.
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>>406681149
t. salty frog
How are your kids and brothers sweetie? I mean, the ones who didn't die of stillbirth
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>>406681190
>Quarian "traps"
If you can't tell the difference both in and out of the suit, you're probably just looking for an excuse to be gay
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>All this alien scum
one day us humans will control the council, you'll see.
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>>406681375
>How are your kids and brothers sweetie?
How's your homeworld and all nearby colonies?
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>>406678839
anon...
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>>406681557
anon.
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>>406681375
Doing well and good on Tuchanka, thank you very much. How's your own family back on- oh, right..
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>>406681557
>>406681642
fagx...
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I still don't think that bigass mollusk-looking ship was a Geth thing
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>>406681547
>mfw Shepard only blew up a single system far away from our homeworld from where I can safely shitpost
Get cucked froggy, hope you get eaten by a thresher maw or get shot by someone from another clan on your way back home
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>>406681697
see
>>406681858
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>>406681839
it was an STG job.
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>>406678924
sauce you fucking faggot
is it some kim possible shit or something
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>playing vidyas
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>Game is set in the future
>Internet is called extranet
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>>406682128
>prothean level
>genocide music starts playing
>mfw
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>>406678839
What's with the constant Mass Effect threads lately? It wasn't even good, shit sci-fi game.
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how do i get a turian bf
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>>406682494
/v/ likes mass effect.
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So uh....Any of you hear about those Asari *rumours*? My torgalunk is fully inflated.
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>muh gender neutral
>VORCHED.COM
the absolute state of asari """"""""woman"""""""""
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Guys my neighbour is an ardat-yakshi. Do i bang?
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>>406678924
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>>406682667
report her to the justicars, then bang both.
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>>406682667
No, besides space STD due to her getting VORCHED all these centuries, you'll die you dumb cunt unless you are turian or human, fuck you and go for it
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What the fuck was this at the Citadel? I never seen a space ship like that before.
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>>406682494
>announcing your newness on /v/
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You guys DID sign vote for the Terra Firma Party right? It's like you don't even remember the First Contact War. Be a Patriot, vote Terra Firma.
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>>406682907
It's a human falseflagging operation meant to take power away from the civilized races.
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>>406679474
>>406679760
SHUT IT DOWN
THE CONSUMER-CLAN KNOWS
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>he thinks the genophage happened
Wake up sheeple
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>>406682907
>believing on that shitshow
Looks like ((((((they))))) are paying you well for shilling
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>>406682534

pls respond
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>>406682091
Dterbirus or something like that
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>>406682903
He's lying. You can't trust fucking Batarian scum. Savages all.
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hahaha!
we pretend these series are still relevant!
lol!
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Name one (1) good game made by Salarians
That's right, you can't. At least the Asari have their gay visual novels that some Volus tug their lugs to
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>>406682948

I can't wait for the day humanity is strong enough to start a genocidal war against all the other races in the galaxy.
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>>406683352
t. Illusive Man
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>>406682534
>>406683202

Buy him a model ship or something like that. Probably turian military-grade. Maybe some of those red candy things as well.
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>tfw no Asari gf
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What would happen if I removed a Volus's pressure suit on the Citadel? Would they die?? Asking for a friend.
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My life is pretty boring. Been thinking about joining the Andromeda initiative. I hear Sara Ryder is part of the Human Pathfinder team.
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>>406683512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apHaczj6vxw
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>wake up
>go to work for credits since warlords no longer want to fuck my mom and give us money
>run away from a thresher maw on my way to work
>almost got shot because some drunk cunt thought I was from the Urdnot clan
>work my ass off for a few credits
>coming back home
>thresher maw is back
>justfuckmyshitup.jpg
>play vydia till morning
>tfw I am neither a warrior nor a warlord so no cute gf to cuddle with
>tfw I cry while fapping to quarian trap porn again
FUCK THIS SHITHOLE, JUST NUKE TUCHANKA FOR REAL THIS TIME
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forever alone...
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>>406683659
Reported
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are the Geth sexbots? if so how do I get one?
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>>406683659
It would be extremely painful.
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>>406683775
t. Salarian soy boy in denial of war crimes
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>>406683717
Isn't she autistic as fuck? The only reason she gets anywhere is because her dad pulling strings.
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One of my friend's friends told me that they signed up for something called the Andromeda Initiative?
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>>406683302
t. salty blue boi/girl or whatever, have fun on your gender neutral bathrooms you cunt
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>>406682948
>Terra Firma
>Voting for corrupt retards with no actual programme that gets by on simplistic slogans and exonet shitposting

There are few parties that are actually worth supporting, and the only one among them that knows how shit works despite not already being entrenched in New Arcturus establishment is the One Galaxy Reformist Endeavour.
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>>406683512
>>>>gf
You poor bastard. Let me guess, Turian? I know you guys have trouble finding your own women. Listen, for your own sake, stick with Humans. Plentiful, about half of them are willing to go interspecies and that half tends to have low standards because they don't know what they want. Just remember to take your meds before you hit it, alright? Take it from a Spectre. I've been around the block a few times.
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>>406683915
I mean yeah but she seems oddly charming. I figure if I just lie on my application as a soldier for security detail I could get a shot with her. I mean it's literally now or never.
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Guys I was in a coma for a few years and now all the guns have thermal clips? Who the hell decided that near infinite ammo was a bad idea?
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>>406683908
>ridding the universe of space frog niggers
>war crimes
Ummm no sweetie, have fun with you stillbirth kids and brothers lmao
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>>406684209
>who decided that having free infinite ammo was a bad idea?
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>>406684262
I thought Salarians were frogs?
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>>406683937

I hear it’s some kind of retarded, doomed-to-fail colonization attempt at sending people to another galaxy. Why the fuck they’d bother is beyond me. We’ve got enough problems in our own galaxy to worry about. All that money could have gone towards fixing the big fucking mess the Geth caused at the Citadel.
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>>406684072
>spectre
>shitposting on keeperchan
gee, that would have reassured me that my taxpayer money is well spent... had I been paying any actual taxes.
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>>406683403
Illusive Man did nothing wrong faggot
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>>406684262
Without us Krogans you lizard niggers would all be bug food.
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>>406684308
(((they))) rule us. You know the shadow broker has to be one of these faggots
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>>406678839
mass effect was fucking retarded and the pinnacle of bad video game writing.
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>>406684362
t. salty cucKrogan trying to derail the point
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>>406684501
I read on /pol/ that it's a Yahg.
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I JUST WANT SOYLARIANS TO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>406684501
I heard the shadow broker is actually a krogan. Some sort of secretive warlord that's biding his time to pay back the galaxy for the krogan rebellions and shit.
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This one thinks Krogan and Salarian are both equal. It thinks were are all just beings created by the Enkindlers.
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>>406684027
Your one galaxy includes psychopathic warmongering aliens that sociopathic racist aliens sporting a superiority complex took care of via manipulating other aliens into creating a neverending genocide virus. Oh and also, don't forget Batarian raiders from the Terminus system that the fucking council refuse to deal with and literal space trash Quarians scavenging entire solar systems to economic ruin.
Vote Terra Firma. The only vote that matters.
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>>406684698
Impassioned statement: Quit speaking of your nonsense religion. This is a video game board.
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>>406684621
The fuck is that shit
>>406684650
>implying any of those tards have an ounce of patience or intelligence
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>>406684369
As passionate as Commander Shepard is about the reapers or whatever I'd rather take my chances in a new galaxy than wait around and get extincted
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>>406684698
dumb jellyfish poster
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>>406684650
>shadow broker
>krogan
kek, like one of those cunts could do anything besides fathering dead kids and shooting at each other
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>>406684698

What the fuck is it with Hanar being so polite all the goddamn time? It’s simultaneously really endearing and fucking creepy.
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>>406684849
eh only because the council still refuses to do crap about it. Instead of funding the downgrade known as thermal clips why don’t we spend money on a defense against the reapers
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Come on, let me in
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>>406684632
Is Shepard a kroganfucker or something? Why would anyone saved a race of criminals and warlords?
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>>406684838
>This guy walks up to you on the presidium and slaps your Asari's ass.
What do?
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>>406684836
GET OUT OF MY HOMEWORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>406678839

I FUCK HATE BN's ON MY MME GAMES

BATARIAN GENOCIDE WHEN

GET OUT

STOP CALLING ME A BLIGHT WHEN YOU DON'T DO SHIT ASIDE FROM SHIT UP ALL THE CHATS
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>>406685080
He wants a krogan trap
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>>406685135
I REPORT U
HUEHUEHUHUEHUEHUE
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>>406684849

Pffft. “Reapers.” You believe that garbage rumor?
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>>406684969
FUCKING VORCHA SHITS GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>406685058
You wouldn't want to meet a rude jelllyfish, bro.
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>>406684410
If you live on the Citadel at all your creds line my pockets, and I need something to do in between travelling halfway across the galaxy and back every week. May as well talk vidya while in transit to bust up some new Blue Suns "mining operation". These guys really don't know when to quit, but it's easier to deal with them than Eclipse at least. Eclipse always brings in the legal speak afterwards and then the council tries to chew me out.
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>>406685114
Let him keep the slut. Turian women are the best women
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I saw Commander Shepard in a weapon store on the Citadel yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "I should go. I should go." and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen M-8 Avengers in his hands without paying. The asari at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rifles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any dark matter infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each rifle put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>406684698
>A race that in their short life spam can achieve to become scientific, doctors, politicians and people of intergalactic influence put in the same level than a bunch of useless talkative animals.

Fucking jellyfishes
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>>406685135
t. salty blighty soyman
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ASARI X HUMAN FEMALE
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>>406685294
>Pasta from more than a century ago.
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>>406685076
Politicians have their heads up their asses, cutting corners everywhere they can just to line their own pockets. If the reapers turn out to be real we are so fucked. Shepard's always been a paragon of humanity, so I'm bailing on the Milky Way. What's the worst thing that could happen in an unsettled Galaxy?
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>>406685182

FUCKING LEAVE

THE ALPHA RELAY WASN'T ENOUGH
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>>406678839
>buhtarian complaining about pirating
we need another torfan
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>Be me, a Turian, at the Citadel
>Try to bring my cherished blade with me on the transit
>Human security deny me on bringing it with me on board
Why is this racism still allowed? Us Turians didn't do anything wrong during the Citadel attack.
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>>406685294

I could see this happening. All humans are arrogant cunts.
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I'm almost 16 and I haven't done anything with my life
Just end it all
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>>406684713

t. shill

nice memes, retard. But those are not an acceptable substitute for an actual economic and astropolitical programme and pre-prepared proposals for numerous investment, development and civil service reform initiatives. Of course your terra firma troglodytes don't care about actually making the galaxy work better, all they care about is access to discretionary spending funds, political indemnity and legislation auctions.
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>Every time I go to shop on the citadel
>"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel."
Are humans bigger Volus than the Volus?
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>>406683050
I just wanted to give you a (you) because that actually made me laugh
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>>406685189
I'm just saying. I've spoken with that one turian.... Garrus Vakarian in a bar on the outer rim and he seemed pretty convinced. But he was also hilariousy drunk.
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>>406685252
Cool story bro.
But in the event of a freakishly low chance that you're the genuine article - good hunting m8.
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>>406685552
(((humans))) are the hidden volus. They will dismantle our glactic culture for a few bucks
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>>406685497
I'm almost 50 and I still live with my parents
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Reminder that the Reapers are real and that the council is just a bunch of cuck-robot puppets.
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>>406685497
I don't know whether to laugh at you for being underage, or laugh at you for being a Salarian about to die in maybe 30 years. Assuming you don't piss off some biotic, that is.
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>>406685552
He fucked an asari and has shit taste in general. I walk away from any store as soon as I hear that message.
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>>406685214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spectres, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Citadel forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Galaxy and your ship is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Spectre Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>406685726
so you don’t go to any stores?
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>>406685432
LOOK AT THIS BLIGHT

OH NONONONO
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>>406685693
I can't imagine what it must be like to go through existence as a lifelet.
I mean fuck, even the masks get a better deal out of it than the frogs.
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>>406685497
Dude, that's half your lifespan, what the fuck have you been doing?
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>>406685672
Isn't your mom also a Matriach though? Wait if you're that T'soni chick didn't she actually turn out to be in league with that rouge spectre?
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I ALWAYS EMPTY MY ELKOSS IX IN THE VORCHA LINE
IF YOU'RE THE WRONG RACE, YOU GET SPACED
IF YOU'RE A DRELL, I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL.
TURIANS CAN WORK ON MY RANCH, OR HANG FROM A BRANCH
IF A VOLUS IS IN MY PATH, THEY GET THE GAS
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>>406685630

>implying Turians drink

Their heads are stuck too far up their own asses for that. You’re obviously full of shit.
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>>406685917
>gassing a volus
good luck with that
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Do you guys remember seeing the video of Shepard shooting this guy in the foot? I mean sure he seemed like a pushy sperg, but Shepard is known for punching reporters as well, what the fuck is his problem?
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>>406685981
I hope I am anon. I really do. Reapers don't sound like a good time
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>>406685726
>Become the first human spectre
>Immediately sell out.
Saren was a terrorist and he wasn't this detestable. I wish humans all died in the Relay 314 Incident.
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>lost virginity to an Asari prostitute
>cant sit down for a week straight
dont do it guys.
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>>406685917
Reported to Alliance embassy for abusing pictures of the bimbo spectre

Enjoy getting Elcor'd
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>>406678839
>be me
>a krogan
>go to a party in the citadel
>great asari bichts everywhere
> talk to one looks ease
>she say onli like elkors
> fuck.jpg
>get drunk as fuck
>meet a salarian
>its unuasully fun
>keep drinking
>black out
>awake in dark alley
>hangover
>noticed that my pants are gone
> instead of that onli having bandage
with a note atached to it
>your buddies are mine
>MFW the salarian stole my balls
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>>406686121
Hallex, not even once.
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>>406685639
Come on, you guys see Shepard knocking out random reporters right outside of C-Sec and I can't get a little faith? The only one crazier than him is probably that Hanar spectre. I saw him snap a Volus' neck once when we got put on an op together. Maker, he puts on a good facade out in the public but he doesn't negotiate.
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>>406686062
>Get shitty C-Sec gruntwork job
>Have to fill out like 8 forms in triplicate just to fire my gun, let alone hit someone with it
>Spectres get to run around shooting civvies, blowing up starships and everything else without having to report to anyone
This is some shit.
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>>406686138
>asari prostitute
>probably VORCHED hundreds of times through the last few centuries
Have fun with your space STD m8
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>>406680097
>>406680152
GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY
I HAVE TO KNOW
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What's with the retards on the Andromeda project?

> muh centuries of cryosleep

It's obviously a scamjob from Salarians, Galaxy's a little less retarded now that they're gone though
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Why do humies always take holos of themselves with their mouth open and holding an ancient kids toy?

The humie showed me the holos after I finished in his asari gf
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>Reminder that you are all posting on a Human extranet site
>Reminder that Humanity saved the citadel from a TURIAN terrorist
>Reminder that Humans are the reason you don't have to deal with Batarian trash any more.
>Reminder that the term SPECTRE literally only works as an acronym in the human language of English (SPECial Tactics and REcon)
How do you non-council races feel since we've been here for like 3 decades and are already big dogs?
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>>406686395
Maybe you should have enlisted instead of being a shitty rent a cop. Have fun picking up my litter, janny.
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Guys my quarian wife is trying to get herself pregnant but im a human. What to do?
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>>406685497
ADMINS
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>>406686669
>Marrying a space gypsy.
She doesn't love you anon. She's going to take all of your shit in the inevitable divorce.
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What is it with human vidya and trying to get you to pay for literally everything? I was looking forward to trying a whole new race's video game library back when we made first contact but fuck, everything in here is garbage.
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>Be Gas Bag
>Get shot
Only Eden Primers will understand this
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>>406686789
Quarian dude in pilgrimage here. Can confirm this is only true with human females. All people in my ship are happily marry. Can you cuckmans say the same?
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>>406678839
All downhill after ME1.
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I recently found out i am 1/32 Asari
I always knew that i'm part of the master race and i'm trying to get in touch with my real ancestry so can anyone recommend me some good Asari games or something like that?
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Make earth human again! Vote for Renegade Sheppard!
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You know that infamous video where Shepard talks to that Asian qt about obviously secret stuff right in the open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymaph1PAYw

That red car in the background is actually mine, isn't that fucking cool? It's literally like I shaked hands with him
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>>406686669
Hope you got med insurance buddy, I hear the Quarian package is like triple the cost of your human deal.
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>>406687002
I want you to know that when your ship made out of my trash inevitably ruptures and you die in the middle of nowhere I will be literally poisoning your wife with my dick.
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Guys, I've been visiting my brother at the Huerta Memorial hospital and I overheard this Asari commando's story about how she survived a reaper attack on Tiptree, and she had to kill a human kid named Hillary. I just saw a spotlight vid about a Jeff Moreau, he's some cripple Alliance pilot, apparently flying the Normany SR-2. Anyway, he's got a sister named Hillary on Tiptree, and it just got me wondering if he's even got word about his potentially dead sister. Any Alliance anons here who might be able to get the message to him?
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How could anyone justify to themselves getting together with an Asari and actually participating in their self-replicating process? Because that's not your child, not in any sense of biology that matters.
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>>406687012
>believing this
Asari can only have asari kids diptard
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>>406687061
>Obviously disgusting CGI animation.
That looks nothing like real life. Nice try.
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Salarians did nothing wrong kroach genocide best day of my life.
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>>406687325
Dont you mean that cripple robophilic neckbeard?
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>>406686921
All the human games for the past 200 years have been like that, for some reason they associate spending creds with more entertainment. They're like the Volus, I don't get it. Anyway, all the recent stuff is trash, but there are some winners if you look far enough back. Good luck finding a translation for them though, shit is ancient and niche.
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>>406687370
Pffff, thats just what the volus want you to think to let the Asarian race die out
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>>406687545
You mad cus no sexy mobility assistance mech?
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>>406687448
Yeah it's obviously a recreation, you really think Alliance would allow military secrets to stay up dumbass?

The audio samples are correct though, I think
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>>406687521
>Salarians got so tired of getting cucked that they committed near genocide.
Has anyone ever been so assblasted?
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>tfw Terra Firma cucks don't know how cool alien bros are
Sucks to be such a shit party and giving other Humans a bad name. Only thing they can get right is how shit Batarians are, but everyone knows that.
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>>406687975
Leviathan
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Guys I've been researching the reapers and it turns out they're actually not that bad. We should do everything in our power to get them to come here ASAP.
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>>406688098
>Only thing they can get right is how shit Batarians are

Oh yeah sure vorcha and krogans are definetly above chimping out like the batarians..
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>>406688301
t. husk
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>>406687061
That's cool.

I had an alliance officer steal my car and drive it into a building once.

C-Sec still haven't reimbursed me.
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>>406688764
>+ short life-span
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GAS ALL BATARIANS
THEY DESERVE WHAT THEY GOT ON THE ALPHA RELAY
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Any fellow biotics here? Heard about some new implant that gives you true to life sensations while gaming. All the pain ones are supposed to be dulled but I'm still not convinced, shit is made by some Asari former medical corp based out of... Illium, was it? It's also more expensive than just getting one of those indentured slaves. What's your take on it?
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>>406688764
You win this thread.
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>Khar'shan
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER SHEPARD
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What would Extranet /pol/ be like?
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>>406689383
GAS THE VOLUS RACE WAR NOW
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>>406689383
Keeper conspiracy
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>>406688764
>tfw you're too good at vidya a Krogan is hunting you down and literally break you in half
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>>406683448
>model ship
>not buying them a gun
Best gift since they're obsessed with weapons for some reason.
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what do you think quarian girls look like?
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>>406689383
It's a lot of Shepard dicksuckers, a lot of Turian dicksuckers, and one thread made by a Hanar trying to be reasonable that everyone is too uncomfortable to post in.
For your sake I suggest you stay away from /x/. It's /pol/ but everyone is trying to link the Asari to their species history to pin the blame on them.
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>>406689383
>/cag/ COUNCILOR ANDERSON GENERAL - REAPER WAR NOW EDITION
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>>406689284
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>>406689792
My girlfriend is quarian, they're literally just purple humans
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>>406689879
hawt
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>>406689879
She's stealing your shit for the migrant fleet dumbass
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>>406690007
Nah she got exiled in '79 for accidentally scuttling one of their scout ships.
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>>406689383
/cpg/ CERBERUS PROPOGANDA GENERAL
Glory to all man and only man! Enlist at your local Cerberus kiosk and help make the galaxy better, humanons!
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>>406690237
>He fell for the exile scam
Read up on Quarians moron.
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>>406689879

There’s no way. Humans don’t have digitigrade legs. They also don’t have three fingers.
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>>406690237
anon you dumb.
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>>406680727
gib me lizard music
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>>406688764
To be fair to the Geth, when it comes to co-op I don't care if they cheat as long as they don't completely trivialize the content. Fuck em on PvP though, the leaderboards are all obviously Geth for the top 10 in anything online.
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What would extranet /r9k/ be like?
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>>406680790
kek
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>>406690630
The exact same as now but with alien names
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>>406690630
>tfw my oneitis joined the Andromeda Initiative
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>>406690630
Wouldn't exist when asari will fuck literally anything.
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>>406690630
thread upon thread of asari love/hate
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>>406683728
kino
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>>406690630
>humans trying to get it into quarians
>story's pretty much going how the Quarian girl in ME2 describes in that bar

>all of the stories ending with 'but I remembered she's Dextro Amino and I can't touch her without making her sick
>All I ever do is hurt her..
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Best porn pairing?

/turianmxquarianf/here
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>>406689383
people spamming korgan male/human female porn threads
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>>406690949
>everyone wants quarian girls muh pure air-sealed virginal waifu
>turians are the new Chads because they're dextro and can fuck quarian girls all day
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>>406691014
>that time I watched elcor-on-hanar porn
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[Barely contained enthusiasm] Have you tried the new extranet game? It was created by humans like myself
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>>406691014
Fleet and Flotilla is fucking good
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>>406691130

the absolute madman
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Reminder that we have been on the citadel since you human fucks were banging rocks together. Learn some respect shit bags.
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>>406689383
>WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SHEPARD FAG ANY WAY?
>EARTH-CLAN LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE AND THEY GIVE THIS FUCKING NOBODY SPECTRE STATUS
>WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CATERING TO THESE THIRD-TIER GALAXY SHITTERS
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>>406691016
KROGAN
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>>406689383
HAPPENING
/ourgal/ just killed an entire Batarian colony. high energy MGGA praise kek
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>>406688764
>batarians
>buying games
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>>406690787
I know that feel. Sara Ryder is my one true love. There is just something charming about her.
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>>406691347
>humans got a council seat in 30 years
>volus are STILL waiting even though they were the third species on the Citadel
lol yeah you're totally better than us gasbreather
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>>406691016
this, I am still laughing out loud
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When the FUCK is the next chocolate shipment is gonna arrive on Tuchanka?
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>>406690787
The andromeda initiative is doomed to fail, anon.
Any fucking moment Sheprad will get rid of the reapers and all will be good
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Favorite gun an Armax Arena score?
Rocking the Mattock with a janky nigger-rigged full auto switch and averaging about 2-2.5k with my two mates; shit man just slap a gun on me and I'll make havoc wherever I go, thinking about enlisting in the Alliance Fleet.
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>>406691626
>he fell for the reaper and shepard meme
t. backwater earth-clan-shitter
you're implying that this isn't a ploy from the earth-clan to put their ranks to the top. they already own all of c-sec it's only a matter of time before they own it all. udina was a fucking mistake
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>>406691779
God imagine fucking extranet /k/.
It would ALL be turians
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>>406691779
> Gunfags

Dude, you could literally lift things with your mind but you choose to go "pew-pew-pew" like some Napoleon faggot, what's wrong with you?
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>>406691918
The world's most jealous race.
Wait another few centuries and you still won't be on the council.
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>>406692037
>God imagine fucking extranet /k/.

yeah a bunch of dorks complaining about how things were better before we switched over to thermal magazines
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>>406692037
>Official Archangel Appreciation thread
any know what specs he uses for his visor and the sights for his mantis? i'm thinking about going to Omega and joining up with him..
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>>406692138
Not everyone is a biotic you Asari bitch
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>>406692037
>no biotic shitters allowed
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>>406692138
*lights you on fire and zaps your ass*
lol
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YOU WILL PAY, CONSUMER-CLAN. YOU MAY HATE US, BUT IN THE END, YOU WILL ALWAYS ___PAY___.
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>>406692037
I'd bet my right leg it would be at least half human, we have some fighting in us.
... and probably 70% krogans.

Imagine getting into a metal-shaving-diameter and barrel length and Ez-mod disputes over stopping power.

>>406692138
Gonna be hard to give me a mind-blowjob if I splatter yours all over the goddamn wall, biocunt.

>>406692234
I prefer the mags.
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>>406691530
>implying the seat wasn't given to placate you barbarians

Literally Vorcha tier
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>>406692138
i bet you'll see things differently when this 18 inch krogan cock splits your blueberry in half you little azure slut
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>>406692234
>thermal magazines
(You)
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>>406692037
I'd be okay with a /k/ like that.
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>>406692469
Limited ammo vs infinite ammo
Only idiots who don't know how to manage heat prefer mags.
Learn to shoot.
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Some of you guys are alright

Don't go to Chora's Den tomorrow
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>>406678839
>Mic Spam this when doing good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0WQOGVLLGw
>Don't get banned because the servers are in Sol Space and owned by a Cerberus Shell company
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>Commander Shepard has publicly endorsed the Terra Firma party

holy shit is he /our guy/?
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>>406692525
>EIGHTEEN INCHES
>FOUR BALLS
>STILL SHOOTING BLANKS
Hows it feel to a paperweight dick? Even the Volus can breed like rachni!
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>>406690630
Arguments over whether the Asari have penises or not.

And elcor posting
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>>406692748
Terra girls have Firma asses.
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I imagine all og /lgbt/ would be unironic Asari or Asari calling all of /lgbt/ idiots.

Either that or the threads would be filled with 'my Asari PARTNER wants to look more male' bullshit.
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I JUST SAW COMMANDER SHEPARD WALKING AROUND ZAKERA WARD WITH A FUCKING GETH
NO ONE WAS EVEN LOOKING AT HIM
AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS SHIT
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>>406692748
Shepard probably gave them 100 credits to fuck off. Wouldn't exactly call that endorsing.
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>>406686062
Fake. That guy was just looking for attention.
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>>406692831
>elcor posting
They would be REALLY bad at falseflagging and shitpsoting
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>>406692609
What if I want my rounds to do damage, infinite ammo grunt baby; I bet you enjoy never even cleaning the gun.
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>>406693037
Fucking normies don’t anything more advance than a VI. They don’t understand geth
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>>406686669
Adopt. You can't take ten steps on the citadel without finding a war orphan anymore.
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>>406693157
>OBVIOUS SHITPOSTING: HOW CAN TURIANS EVEN COMPETE?
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>>406693219
*dont understand anything
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Fuck Asari. Privileged scum bags.
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Duplicitous request: Buy my game.
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>>406693280
Coyly, Did anyone else feel safer before the krogan were uplifted?
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>>406693338
>Fuck Asari

Yes please.
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>>406693197
>Be heat mag shill
>Run out of ammo
Every time.
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>>406686669
Lmao what a cuck. Humans can't get quarians pregnant dumb fuck. If she is trying to get pregnant she is fucking other Quarians
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>>406686669
You didn't about this BEFORE putting the ring on?
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Guy, full-auto Mattock guy here. I've fucked up.
Got banned from the Armax Arena; I set up the Ez booster to max, doubled the rail amps and disabled every safety feature. One shot fractured my shoulder and pierced the Arena, I'm getting sued. Instant disqualification, they turned the game off on the spot and security escorted me out at gunpoint.

When I holstered the gun, it got stuck and promptly exploded and took my right leg.
Cherry on top, the fucking Alliance denied my entry due to "dangerous equipment tampering" and "unsafe individual".
Fucking hell. Godda find someone who wants to buy my full-retard auto-Mattock, only thing I need to do is reduce the power a bit and install two gyrostabilizers, someone must want this weapon, I'd swear my left leg on it now. Godda sell this fast, inform anyone interested, I've half a million credits fucked (estimated) due to a few lawsuits I'm gonna get.

t. James Harrier
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>>406693243
She would know
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>>406688764
I do not leech off of the military bandwidth damn it.
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Are Asari or Quarians more ticklish?

Asking for a friend,
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>>406693385
>>406693423
OH GOD. The Elcor are fucking space Australians.
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Mass Effect deserved better.
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>be salarian
>ask humans why they like sex so much
>they tell me i'm a cloaca-shitter
>get called obvious goto-krogan slur 'pyjak'
>say my mothers eggs got cucked
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HAVING A CLOACA I DON't UNDERSTNAD
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>>406693818
t. Cloaca egg-laying shitter
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>>406689792
Probably sexy as fuck desu
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Why do humans come in so many different colors?
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>>406693658
Just rename it and sell it as a different brand. I hear those fucking N7 nerds will buy and use anything.
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>>406694205
why do non-humans come in so few?
also why are we the only sapient species with hair?
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>>406688764
>beat a human in 1v1
>Taunting: git gud faggot
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>mfw that dipshit guard I work with got deported to Andromeda
How the fuck he got recruited is a mystery. I swear military standards are dropping faster than an Asari's clothes after 2 drinks
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>>406693818

Quarians. Think about it. They sit in those suits all day and have no skin-to-skin contact with anything. For most of their lives.
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>2183 AD
>Still no keeper porn
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>>406694224
How about naming it "Harrier"?
It worked for Kalashnikov

Got any N7 contacts? C-Sec will probably shoo me away again if I hang out there trying to peddle a gun.
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>>406694205
They're made to mate with the different colored asari.
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Why has Dark Energy been in the news so much recently?
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>>406694281
It's cause you don't pay attention, hairless monkey. Maybe if you hang around some of us instead of hanging around CerberusStorm types you'll figure out we're not all the same.
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>>406694205
Variety's sake. I find it appealing.
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>>406689383
VORCHA ARE WHITE
WHITER THAN YOU FORVAN
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Unbearable smugness and superiority that induces extreme bouts of rage and distress within mammalian species accustomed to a relatively low threshold of surface gravity: soyboy.
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When do we get a new Blasto actor? The only good film with the current guy was his first one. He's just not suave enough for the role.
>inb4 Blasto hasn't been good for 40 years
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>>406694580
What color human do you find most appealing?
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>>406693818
Probably depends on the individual.

My Quarian gf's hyper ticklish though.
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>>406694338
Just sell them back to Cerberus and give it a white and yellow paintjob with LEDs and they just eat that shit up.
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>>406694708
Heard they are gonna cast the next blasto as a Vorcha. Fucking hope it's not true, real tired of all these "diversity" castings.
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>>406694708
>watching squidshit when Elcors are performing Hamlet

You're probably either a Turian or a fucking Vorcha, either way just stop talking
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>Playing old human game
>Character sounds exactly like war hero David Anderson.
This has happened twice now.
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>>406694723
There was a dark red pigment I thought was just lovely, but it turned out to be a medical condition.
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>>406694840
This. Why the fuck can't they just adapt/make original Vorcha characters?
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>>406694840
Wouldn't be surprised. Ever noticed how all the movie producers are Volus?
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>>406694815
Just got contacted by them, fine guys, they don't seem extreme; said they'd need a hundred or so for some colony protection detail.
Us humans godda stick together in this shit.
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>>406694607
Falseflaggingly: WTF BROS HOW DO WE STOP ELCORCHADS FROM GIVING OUR WOMEN THE BEC (big elcor cock)?!
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>>406694936
SHAKESPEER OVERRATED. VORCHA AUTHOR KALSHEERA SUPERIOR. HUMANS NOT UNDERSTAND.
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>>406694968
no it’s not
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>>406695028

>”colony protection detail”
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>entire Species “thing” is being sexy
>due to genetic quirk, end up ugly as shit
Being an asari is overrated
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>>406694975
>Vorcha
>being capable of making their own shit
Good laugh, m8.
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>>406695113
Just outrun them, dumb elephant bitches.
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>>406694318
I saw a vid with some drunk and his friends feeling one up to see if it'd react. Pretty sure they got arrested though.
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>>406695028
>contacting Cerberus on an unsecured channel
You realize you just added yourself to about a dozen watchlists? Good luck ever finding employment in Citadel space.
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>>406695117
>vorcha
>author
>>406695028
>Cerberus
>colony protection
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>>406695195
I heard there was some kind of mission to Andromeda, you should go there and leave the rest of us in peace.
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>>406694318
Literally illegal you degenerate freak
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I'd like to talk about something else.
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>>406695356
What can you tell me about the Protheans?
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>>406695128
No, the one I was talking about was, splotchier?
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What would Extranet /tv/ look like?
>Dr.Chakwas?
>I'm STG
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Best food on the Citadel.
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>>406692037
Nah I think there'd be a good chunk of humans and Krogan as well, with the Krogans posting Ork Shit customs from inside the DMZ.
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>>406695402
>still caring about the ‘Ancient Race’
If they were so cool why are they all dead? Checkmate Prothean fags
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>/pol/ and /tv/ are just full of Aria appreciation threads
is she /our asari/?
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>>406695454
Anything is better than the """"""""chef's surprise""""""" abroad human ships
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>>406695454
Fuck that. I had this noodle stand the other day. Was amazing
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what's the age of consent for asari
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>>406689383
Irune is out greatest ally
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>>406695454
Who are those guys with the guns? And holy shit is that a Locust I see? Those guns are rare.
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Anon to /v/ Command, come in /v/ Command
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>>406695167
>>406695314
What we gonna do, rely on the bird-fucks? The fucking volus?
And you know the batarians are lurking around there, fuck if my people are gonna become slaves. Cerberus accepted me into their R&D program, shit's gonna be cash.
You guys should know, if you can get your hands on some of their hardware, it's gonna be top fucking notch because I'm involved.

>>406695289
Yeah I'm out of the Citadel, fuck that.
I've included the M358 Talon MK17 E4 blueprints in this image here; behind a hash-lock that checks if you're human. You can print it out and do some damage if you want to. It's my new masterpiece, all plastic, can't be detected, can fire off 3 shots before it melts itself; it can use thermal clips too. A new age Liberator we can apply to our oppressors.

I want all you humans armed in the upcoming wars.
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>>406695454
I'm on the Tupari diet....
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>>406695595
>he didn’t check her age with an iris eval
Hope you like getting Justicared
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>>406695519
>implying anyone wants this uggo whore
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>>406695519
I bet she's filthier than a Korlus landfill. Wouldn't touch with a 10AU pole
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>>406695541
t. soy boy who can't handle haggis
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>>406695705
>>406695723
>this post has been deleted
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>>406695454
>>406695548
>>406695541
I know for a fact that the lakes in the presidium have real fish in them. This human gave me one, it was delicious.
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reminder that Krogans make up 1% of the population of Zakera Ward yet are responsible for ~40% of all crimes
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>>406678839
>Brother asks me to take a look at his omnitool because he's having issues with it
>See in his history he's been searching for "Big Krogan cock fucks human"
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO /V/?
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>>406695428
>With Ambiguous intent
For You
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>>406695548
>>406695692
You know you want it.

The model is really wrong, too small and too low to the ground.
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>>406695813
Send a Cerberus application from his omni, they'll sort him right out.
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>>406664698
>>406695015
Someone invested all this time to edit these entire videos?
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>>406695813
Disown him. Or convince him to join that Andromeda train wreck and leave our galaxy
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>>406695813
buy him a ticket to Tuchanka
or a Fornax
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we wuz protheans
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>>406694753
Post pics
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>>406695519
>Arrogant sociopathic dyke bitch roastie
Lmao no
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>>406695813
>look up that meme
>turns out it's been around for over a century before we even knew the fuckers existed
As if we needed more proof that the (((Volus))) were involved
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>tfw my best friend got killed by a Justicar for copyright infringement

Who the fuck allows these crazy fucking fanatics to just randomly kill people over some retarded codebook? Even fucking diplomatic immuntiy doesn't help. went to the police and they told me they'd get JUSTICAR'D if they opened an investigation, what the fuck is going on here?
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>>406695595
avg asari lifespan/ avg life span for your species * aoc for your species
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>>406695946
Get this /x/ shit off my board
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>>406695705
>t. Still stuck in fucking line @ Afterlife.
lol. Enjoy the view from the doors, loser.
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>>406693818
Tfw no qt Quarian gf to tickle
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>>406695946
>believing that center-of-the-galaxy-space-station varrenshit
I bet you think the Genophage was an inside job, too
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Why are Batarians such fucking scrubs?
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>>406695685
Huh I bet I could modify that to fire a single slug instead of shaved, it would only be able to get out one shot and you'd need armor on for kinetic dampeners but it may make a good last ditch backup weapon. Good looking out.
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>>406695862
It's so the volus can use it as well
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Leave the Reapers to me.
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>>406696081
>suit breach torture porn
What is wrong with you humans, keelah...
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>>406696052
Yeah okay. And you enjoy the smell of Vorcha shit you fucking pleb.
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>>406696196
my problem is I’m not inside one of you yet
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>>406695946
Shiieeet man Krogan wuz Kangz emepror of the galaxy, before Salaribois ruined it.
*Smacks lips*
We
*Headbutts other Krogan*
WUZ
*shepard*
KANGZ
*Cant get children*
AND
*Robs Asari family*
SHIEEEET
*gets eaten by Thresher Maw*
Krogans dindu nuffin
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What if the citadel contains all the answers to our Reaper problem? I bet it fucking does.
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>>406696113
Sure, but don't mess with the amperage and be sure to use FE338 slugs (one micron mistake and you're looking at a kaboom). One little fuckup and you'll lose a wrist. And you can decide if you want it to shoot once and melt off, or shoot more often but use thermal clips (thermal clips get noticed on metal, xray and weapon detectors).

And if you don't care about the laws, apply a tumble-slug, the wound channels are out of this world, the closest thing to a biotic shockwave on a bound, primed target.
The person ends up looking like a meat pie gone wrong, barrier, shield, armor, anything.
Reminds me of a Crusader slug, only twice the destruction.

Cerberus is pretty annoying with their team building, but man do I feel at home here. I feel like I could give my life for Cerberus.
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>only attracted to Asari
>live out in the fucking Traverse
end me lads. this close to enlisting just so I can get off this rock and find me some sweet azure
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>>406696438
Hah oh totally, bet it turns into some giant gun that you shoot all the ‘’’Reapers’’’ with
Lay off the crazy theories human
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>>406696482
>And if you don't care about the laws
I don't I'm working in the terminus systems, really I can do anything short of making a WMD out here and no one will come knocking. It's pretty nice, live on a small planet in the woods, only afew other settlements on the surface, make money being a gunsmith mostly for the locals and some off world types.
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>>406695813
Convince him to watch quarian suit violation porn with humans.
And I mean the featured video and stunted shit, no the real shit.
Some Quarians have that fetish and they are NUTS.
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>>406695685
>He joined Cerberus
Enjoy being brainwashed by edgy terrorists lmao.
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>>406696196
It's cute though
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>>406696710
t. Alliance boot-licker
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Greetings fellow biological, we are a Quarian, and are wondering if any fellow Quarians could remind us of the fleets current exact space-time location and travel pattern?
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>>406696438
The council lies to us enough with people making up crazy conspiracy theories.
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>>406696685
Man that is the life, Cerberus makes me follow the gun laws here. No tumblers, no twinshots, no semi-unsafe stuff that can really do massive damage. It's like some sort of space Geneva that the Krogans and Vorcha ain't gonna abide by anyway, why the fuck would we?
Personal project is small saws that explode after being shot, too bad the fabrication process in the gun makes a shitload of heat; also working on the Raptor platform to make it fire off all its ammo in one shot; it's bound to penetrate any barrier/shield in like, one hit or such. Heard they'll use my Raptors to hunt some alien pests with natural biotic barriers, happy to help them out.

>>406696710
Hey, they're a professional organization that looks out for us humans when everyone else diddles their tentacles.
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>>406696926
how did this platform get past the captcha?
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>>406696337
>>406696869
There is nothing cute about it! Is this why all those humans seem to act so nice to me, they want me to suffer a horrible fate for their amusement?!?
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>>406696905
Have fun becoming a Cerberus husk lol.
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Quick question: what would you get your girlfriend if she were a quarian?
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>>406697043
The vorcha pass too, the captcha's no barrier to shitposts here!
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>>406695337
>complaining about keeperphiles on keeperchan
Go back to citadelnet
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>>406697060
Nah just put my reproductive appendage in your mouth
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>>406697109
VORCHA NOT SHITPOST
REEEEEEEE
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>>406696438
I dunno man
I heard the Citadel mindcontrols people the way that Geth flagship (Solomon?) did
I'd move far away from there if you want to fix the issue
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>>406697101
I'd get her off my ship and boot her back to her shitty fleet before she steals something, that's what I'd get.
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>>406697101
A job
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>>406695318
I probably will.
I don’t know if I’m cut out for military service though. I expect I wouldn’t even know which end of a gun is which.
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>>406697101
High quality technology. I'm sure she will appreciate it and stay with you forever.

Not quarian btw
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>>406683050
I'm shepherd and this is the post on extranet /v/
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What would extranet /out/ be like with extraplanatary travel?
What's the equivalant to innawoods and skinwalker stories?
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>>406697164
>tfw went to bootcamp with a guy whose job is now to shoot Vorcha on Omega and do nothing else
some people get so fucking lucky
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>>406697101
Can't go wrong with Dextro-chocolate.

The good Turian stuff. Not the cheap military rations.
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>>406697297
CHAD LEAVE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
to all the humans on this board.

do you remember when out ancestors fell for the "race" meme and discriminated black people and jews?

good to see that we've come a long way from there!
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Reminder that any Alliance Special Forces soldier above N4 is an arrogant prick.
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>>406697318
bipedal insects from the center of the galaxy that turn you into soup if they catch you
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>>406697276
Bet you and your ilk hate thermal clips because you don't know where to slap them in.
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>>406697429
Nice falseflag you Volus shitter. Eat my farts.
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>>406697421
>shepard is the equivalant of Chad
>all those 'this man slaps your Asari girlfriends ass, what do you do' threads
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>>406697434
>t.N4 who will never make it above that
How does it feel being a washout? Be lucky if they bring you into N5
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>>406697060
Nah, it's a consensual thing. Plenty of antibiotics on standby.
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>>406697524
>t. /interpol/tard

back to your containment planet
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>>406697526
krogans are the ultimate chad species
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how do i meet a qt asari gf bros.....
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>>406697060
Are you ticklish?
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>>406697318
Geth patrols out by the Veil. That's what it would've been up until Eden Prime, anyway.
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Guys I'm finally enlisting with the alliance. What type of combat role should I enlist as?
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>>406697318
Rachni and Thresher Maw fearposting
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>>406697635
>can't breed.
>chad.

Also they're nowhere near the Yahg or even the elcor.
>>
GUYS WE'RE LITERALLY RUNNING OUT OF EEZO WE NEED A NEW FUEL SOURCE
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>>406697526
You can't be an impotent and a Chad.
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>>406697772
They cuck everyone with asari
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Human here and need some advice. I think I accidentally took out of the turian and suit rats only peanut bowl at a bar earlier and I've been coughing up blood ever since. Should call citadel poison control?
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>>406697537
>N
LOOK AT THIS JARHEAD
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>406697726
>Alliance application software uses shepard as their model
They're really milking that 'first human spectre' thing all the way.
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>>406697429
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Batarians...
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>>406697401
>The good Turian stuff. Not the cheap military rations.
>Turian stuff
>Not cheap military rations
top kek
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>>406684262
>Soylarians thinking their tough shit on the extranet
Say that to my fucking face and see what happens
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>>406697635
>gets beaten
>gets castrated
>cries if you threaten putting a knife under their headplate

yeah, no

I'd rather be surrounded with my fellow humans wielding all sorts of weaponry, tech and biotics than be shoehorned into "Krogan big, Krogan charge at enemy to headbutt" tactics.

>>406697726
Fuck that join Cerberus, we godda watch our own.
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>>406697652
Just go to their planet. Asaris are fucking sluts that will anything that moves. Just be prepared to be cucked.
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>>406697985
>sluts that will anything that moves
you just accidentally that
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>>406697537
There's actually an N1 through N6?
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>>406697726
Well are you a biotic or not?
If you're too dumb to know that then you shouldn't be anything but a fucking mess hall janny
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>>406697005
First they tell us that they're all space cuttlefish, then they tell us that they're all adapted to the species in particular?!
Was every species before us fucking cuttlefish based?
But it gets worse! (((they))) told us that the collectors were Protheans; so where's the Prothean Reaper?!
How come they didn't make one for every citadel race? Because Humans are more genetically malleable? the fuck is that supposed to mean? Do the people who come up with this bullshit just not get how evolution works?

Christ, do the Volus think we're fucking retarded?
Whoever writes their propaganda needs to be thrown out an airlock
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>>406697985
assari puss is rightful property of the big krogan cock
little h*man bois cant compete
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>yfw you learned that turians refer to the first contact war as the "relay 314 incident"

jesus what a bunch of uppity cunts
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>>406697985
Fuck you shitty short-life soecies. I'd rather fuck a volus than a human. Fucking shitty ass weak species.
>can't even naturally use biotics
what a joke. i've lived 300 years and don't think i've seen such a pathetic comment
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>>406697919
Well you can't exactly get her something from the Cheesecake Factory now can you?
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>>406698238
more like soyrians
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>>406698238
>YFW humans think of the relay 314 incident as a "war"
Pathetic.
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>>406698098
Yeah mango, N is SpecOps; N1 is lowest rank, N7 is highest.
S is Starfleet Ops, P is Pilots, I is Infantry.
I1 is the basic bitch grunt fresh off bootcamp, and I7 is basically commando-tier, they're usually scoped up into Ns.
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Joram Talid will make the Citadel great again!
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>Hear stories of my great grandfather having an affair with an asari at some historic bar
>Go there out of curiosity one day
>Asari still there whoring herself out
Why in God's name did the roastie race have to get every advantage possible? How do you spend 300 years being a slut in some bar?!?

Funny part is they're still not really the best at anything besides being floozies. Apparently that new human spectre, whose like 30, BTFO a slew of Asari Commando's despite them probably having thousands of years experience between them.
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>Actually sympathizing with Batarians
Literally all the ones you hear about are terrorists, why do they even exist?
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>>406697005
>>406698160
No you sheeple! ALL of the reapers are modeled after different races. We just don't see them because we don't see past their outer shell once they're actually completed!

Granted, the reports about the "Human" Reaper looking like a giant skeletal mecha sounds a little silly.
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>>406698414
I heard about that, didn't some fucking C-sec cop, some backwater alliance soldier, an archaeologist, and a fucking krogan merc wipe out some commandos?
Fucking takes millennia to train a commando but only takes a second to kill, what a joke.
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It's nearly valentines day and my Bird GF wants to fuck, but I don't exactly know how that works?
Like I think she gets that we're on different biological wave lengths but I don't know if she knows if turian/hunan biology can actually do it and if it will be very pleasurable.
What do I do?
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>>406697297
I forgot something...
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>>406697929
Nice try Cerberus shill, you fags murdered a respectable Alliance Admiral. Can't wait to go around destroying your "sekret" bases that you think are so well hidden.
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>tfw no turian gf
I just want to shoot my human seed inside her
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>>406698416
live fire practice
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>>406698414
Asari just exist for every other races enjoyment
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>>406698098
Yeah N1 is basically a run of the mill ranger I'd imagine, 7 is basically every guy is the SEAL Copypasta.
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>>406698238
>fight the Rachni for 300 years
>hundreds of generations of young Krogan sent under the surface to die in glorious battle
>get sterilised for our trouble
vs
>have one planet get besieged
>retake it
>slapfight with Turian navy (who were barely trying)
Only one of these is a war, Human
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>>406698250
Volus and Earthling corps offer wide variety of luxury and contraband xeno snacks. Although you're liable to have to reach to borderline renegade markets from Bekenstein outward for the truly depraved and hedonistic stuff pirate lords and prospector barons demand.
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>>406698329
Huh. Shepard's the only one who gets news coverage anymore, so I guess I never really thought about it.
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>yfw you're not a drell
Imagine being completely fucking satisfied with being an indentured servants to a goddamn jellyfish of all things. Probably the most beta race I've ever seen, not even the salarians come close.
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>>406698573
givee her to me
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>>406698537
Don't forget that "master biotic" Matriarch they slaughtered too.
Blue roasties are only good for their azure
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>>406698573
Buy lotion that helps with chafing.
Then you can fuck like crazy.
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>>406698589
No way, Cerberus is a defense force! Ask any colonists that are under patrol and protection, pirates, raiders and slavers get blown the fuck out. Last month, we rescued a hundred people from a Batarian slave ship. They were so overjoyed they all joined up, two of them are now weapons engineers like me.
Cerberus does good work.
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>>406698573
Avoid saliva and bodily fluid swapping. Can cause major iratation.
Use of non-iratant lotion recommended and use of xeno-bological friendly condims recommended.
Do not have turian ingest or have contact with semen on or in body. Seek medical assistance immediately if it happens.

Aprhodisiacs can help.
Please look up xeno-species sexual contact guides for pleasure points and activities that are safe for both.
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>>406697318
Andromeda babies replying to 10 hour old post
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>>406698740
Anon asked for a gift for his GF, not a hook-up with some back-alley dealers on Omega.
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>>406697760
Rachni don't actually exist right?
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>>406698798
>voluscuck actually wants to be born in cancer ridden species who are memory junkies

sad!
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>>406699106
>doing the same job as a slave
bosh'tet if i wanted to be a slave i'd go to Nos Astra
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>>406699305
>Batarian can't read
color me shocked
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>>406698245
>rather fuck a volus
So you admit to being a disgusting xenophile.
I swear, you asari bitches probably have every disease under the galaxy.
I hope your scale-itch gets worse you pure-bred whore.
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>>406697726
Engineering.

Much cushier than being a grunt on the front lines.
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>>406699370
I'll see your smug headpiece get blown away by a incendiary Mech rocket, qunt.
>>
how to get wide-hipped quarian gf?
>>
Haha, I bet you guys don't have an actual geth headlamp my dad brought home after that whole fiasco in the citadel a couple years back. I scare the local homeless quarian with it all the time.
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>>406699106
>Cerberus does good work.
Those colonists were safer being raped on a Batarian slave ship than being fucked with by your disgusting experiments.
No justice will be had until all you Cerberus terrorists are dead, which will be soon.
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>>406699207
True. But he won't get outside of military rations if he decides to stick with the chocolate idea looking towards palaven exports.

Not to mention the Turians probably shit into batches designated for export anyway.
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>>406699481
You think with those stupid four eyes that they actually had some competence. Too busy worshiping their scriptures I bet.
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>>406699481
try taking your suit off sometime and lets see what happens buddy (:
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>>406699515
Find one on Illium on pilgrimage and force her into an indentured servant contract she can't get out of.

Their ships are ficking shit and ober crowded. No one will miss her and you're within law to do so legally with the contract.
Enjoy doing anything you want to your Quarian slave.
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>>406699594
>disgusting experiments
Yeah right, the augs are voluntary only, and they're proper bitching. I'm shitposting on 77 more threads now through a cerebral VI. We don't experiment on fellow humans, we have the aliens for that.

And do come at us if you want to, there's a gun behind every door, most of our personnel is enhanced and armed now for their own safety.
Like a big, strong, HUMAN-only family.
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>>406698729
>rape and pillage the entire galaxy because you feel you're owed the galaxy for killing literal bugs

even in space niggers never change.
>>
Which race would be responsible for the ME equivalent of spurdo? turians?
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>>406698324
>this is what damage control of getting beaten back by some borderline pre-spaceflight hairless primates looks like

that said, such sentiment is misplaced. Such petty animosities have never helped anyone. Look at that new top secret corvette Shepard was using. I love you metallic birds for your part in her creation. No homo.
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>>406698705
This. They are the cumdumps and personal Onaholes of the galaxy.
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>>406699960
it would still be terran Finns.
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>>406693818
Asari on feet.

Quarians literally everywhere else.
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This might be an unpopular opinion but I think Commander Shepherd is a massive sperg and I hope he gets his ass sucked into a black hole. I'm totally a Human saying this too can you believe it?
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>>406699960
Elcor
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>be human
>meet qt Quarian girl in private extranet vidchat
>get talking
>tells me about her home ship
>follow along, impress her with my passing knowledge of Quarian culture
>tells me she's on pilgrimage
>she's on the citadel this week
>ask her if she's single
>changes the subject, asks me what movies I like
>say Blasto, shit's cash
>ask her the same
>says she loves Fleet and Flotilla
>Turian walks into frame
>"vidchat disconnected"
fucking birdniggers
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>>406699564
Isn't that like, super illegal?

I hear horror stories about geth tech still being active waaay after salvagers get their hands on it.
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Good thread, lads.
Maybe we can have another one as good as this again.
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>>406700330
gee, i wonder who's behind this post
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>>406684698
BIG
STUPID
JELLYFISH
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>>406700330
This hurts you
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>>406700471
What do you mean? It's just a nice lamp I use to read. Sure it's jittered a bit sometimes but nothing active to really hur
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>>406678839
we need to kill all aliens
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>>406684698
>the Hanar are the frogposters of Extranet 4chan
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>>406700619
Oh great the Cerberus shitters have arrived. Back to containment on /cer/.
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>>406700497
Yeah, this was nice.
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>>406700587
What? Are you a reaperphobe?
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>>406700619
Why didn't TIM give Shepard access to his private army? Or did ME3 explain that this whole secret army was brand new
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>>406700619
Finally someone understands
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>>406700708
Eat shit faggot HAIL CERBERUS
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>>406699960
Future Finns, they're essentially their own species already.
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>>406700619
>Logo is literally Space Goatse
No.
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>tofw a Human asks for its soul name after only being acquainted for one solar cycle
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>>406700587
>he fell for the reaper meme
POST PROOFS
NO EVIDENCE
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>>406700768
it's all xeno propaganda you are listening to (((THEM)))
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>>406699908
>most of our personnel is enhanced and armed now for their own safety.
Might want to teach your personnel how to aim their weapons though, I was surprised they could even manage to pull the trigger.
How are your eyes btw? Heard the brainwashing does a number on them.
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>>406700419
>fuck alien
>get space GRIDS
>die
as all bucket fever scum deserve
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>>406700619
Try again and see if you can go two days without the news reporting another Cerberus lab that went up in flames.
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>>406700419
Quarians are all whores for dextro cock
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>>406700727
Not anymore.
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>le reapers are real and coming to get us guise :C
lmaoing @ ur lives tinfoilhatters, everyone knows theres no real evidence for our existence
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>>406700768
'cause Shep is an Alliance lapdog and it doesn't align with our goals.

>>406700961
Eyes are fine. Got a girlfriend now too, a researcher. She's working on some Dark Matter shit, real math work. There's talk about us getting married.
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>>406701120
>he actually likes xenos
Go suck krogans off faggot
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>>406701173
DELETE THIS BOSH'TET
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>>406701120
>trusting Volus-run propaganda
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>>406701173
>Quarians are all whores
fixed that for you
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>>406700768
Well, ME3 suggested that
1. Shepard was deliberately sheltered from more lurid parts of Cerberus operations
2. Cerberus did not have the husk army at that point yet (although it did have generic goons)
3. Shepard was not in charge, he was just a special asset.
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>>406701257
>he's never done it with a Krogan
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>>406701404
take that back
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>>406701510
>he got fucked by a krogan
Hows the asshole buddy
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>>406701510
How does getting blasted by four-testicles worth of blank semen feel like
>>
Remember when Japs and Koreans were good at fighting games instead of those damn Salarians?
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>>406701272
you know it's true suitrat

you're just mad that Turian women are too good for quarian men, maybe if you faggots actually did some lifts instead of being beta shut-ins your women would stop spreading their legs for the Hierarchy
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>>406701710
It's the females that are sterilized, human.
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>>406701738
>the current top player for BBxGG Cross Tag Arysys All Stars Hyper Remix Version 4.5 will die in your lifetime
The new one is due next month too, that salarian won't even live to see it.
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Guess I'll be seeing you faggots later. I got accepted into the Andromeda Initiative, so I'll enjoy getting a qt waifu in the Andromeda Galaxy while you retards get raped by Shepard's stupid red sand hallucinations. Literally nothing bad will happen, and you cunts will be dead while I'll still be bangin bitches 6 life times ahead of you.
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>>406700717
Cute
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>>406701904
Good luck, faggot. Hope you don't run into some freak sonic the hedgehog looking things from the ancient human vids.
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>>406701738
They like, NEVER have sex, man. Their wizard powers are far beyond what any human can achieve.
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>>406700619
>the one success story that Cerberus had was bringing back Shepard and the Normandy
>it's less than a year before they go AWOL
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>>406701838
But He's mentoring his son and he already made Top 8 of Xenofighter 6 with Gatatog Krull in 2 weeks.

How the fuck does a Salarian kid make top 8 with a lowtier Krogan grappler?!
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>>406700619
>Some sort of secret terrorist organization
>Brag about all sorts of nice weapons and tech
>Their bases with loads of soldiers deleted left and right by a small group of humans and aliens
How are they a threat again? Seems like a bunch of pussies to me.
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>>406701904
>he fell for the Andromeda meme

Have fun dying on a human-only ark, more blue pussy for the rest of us.
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>>406702082
Grappling is a meme.
Besides, can't be worse than being a drell and remembering every fucking choke you ever made in your career and not win a galactic EVO, I'd sooner kill myself before losing to a fucking Hanar in pools




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