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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
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Where's the porn of the one on the left
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>>420420073
Fucking christ, look at what the SJW is doing to games.
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Its a big improvement. Genertic ugly emo goth bitch is too boring
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>>420421070
It's better than the mutant on the left by a long shot.
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>>420420073
If you don't want to spooge inside the one on the left for a month straight, you are gay.
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>>420421382
I'm a fucking faggot then, I see nothing appealing about this slob
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Gameplay is what counts. DMC5 has the good gameplay. Try harder, DmC fags.
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>>420421382
too many red flags
>smokes
>has tattoos
>cringelord
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>>420420073
prime exemple of the monkey paw in action
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>>420421495
>it's g-gonna be g-good! DmC2 is g-gonna be g-good!
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>>420420073
left one is not a romantic interest, she's motivated entirely by money.
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>>420421495
Why on earth are you defending a game not even out yet? Not even gameplay footage has been shown.The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>420420073
as long as the game is good i dont give a shit
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>>420421382
Well then, any of you boys wanna hook up?
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>>420421572
she's just really hot for that semi demon dick
I'm surprised no one made a NO WAY FAG edit with her and nero
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>>420421696
There is gameplay footage, it seems very similar to DMC4. Also saying dogshit is better than DmC isn't exactly defending dogshit.
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>>420420073

One on the left is already more fun and memorable based on that one trailer.
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>>420422097
the whole point of the no way fag meme is that the guy is a retard for turning down the cute girls offer, it wouldn't make sense with nero and girl in op as she is repulsive
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I had to think about the bitch on the right and who she was
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Between the smoking, probable coke habit, glasses, accent, slutty tattoos and buckteeth, I'm at least 75% sure I've already gotten an overpriced lapdance from left.
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>>420421495
The little gameplay we saw actually has me worried, it looks VERY slow and sluggish.
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This is gonna be another one of those games where they accidentally make the bad guy the only likeable and in depth character isn't it
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>>420422242
You never even played DmC stop acting like you know anything.
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>>420422287
Fucking this.

Creative chara design vs lame asstitssquirtlesemendrinker
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>>420422505
>slowing down time for babbies to keep their combo up
hahahaha
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>>420420073
I actually like the one on the left. I would love to run some tests on her in my lab. I bet she has new mutated strains of STDs I can either find a cure for or weaponize. Either way I'll make mad money.
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>>420422767
the problem with DmC is that some of its problems got fixed with a sixty dollar patch no one bought
at the end of the day the game was ass and the damage control came far too late for anyone to care
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>People this mad about a fucking weapon vendor's design
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>>420422970
>anime internet image
opinion disregarded
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>>420422910
the attacks take the same amount of speed
the problem lies in the blur effect and stiff animations
it takes the same amount of time it just looks clunky and slow
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>>420422505
You do know they probably aren't using turbo mode in the gameplay they've shown right.
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>>420422947
I did play both though. Ex bought the PS3 and I rented the PS4 Definitive version.
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>>420420073
They're both trash.
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>>420421382
Like, one month endlessly?

Could the human mind survive that?
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>>420421693
So like all women in current year then? I'll take Cindy from FF15 any day. She may have no ass but as a black man I'm willing to make the sacrifice and marry her.
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>>420420376
This, god damn. The internet has disappointed me.
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>>420423059
It's not an opinion, it's a fact my friend.
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Is this a Devil Trigger thread yet?
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>>420423112
So what? It still looks slow as snails.
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>>420423059
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>>420421382
AMEN
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Who's the chick on the right?
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>>420423430
Allow me to interject for a moment. It says '/v/ - Video Games'. I was not forewarned of any perverted anime content.
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>>420423430
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>>420421382
Enjoy your stds amigo. Her cunt must be so toxic melting latex is no problem at all.
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>>420420073
Heeey hunneh! Need ashishtansh?
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>>420422779
>squirrel semen

Wait... what?
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yep
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>>420423165
That's a hell of a sacrifice. I salute you my brave brother.
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>>420423852
Means literally nothing. Anime will be here forever.
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>>420423852
>4chan
>chan
This triggers the retard
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>>420423430
hell yea my fellow /a/ 4channer brofist! /)
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>>420424404
>>420424409
>n-n-nooo this cannot be! it's not 2004 anymore!!! waaah
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>>420420073
Them retarded lips
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>>420424585
Bet ya think western vs. eastern character design threads and making fun of western designed characters isn't a part of /v/ too, pal
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>>420423350
DMC4 is slow as nails mate. Going from turbo mode back to normal is such a drastic change of pace that I suddenly feel like I have superhuman reflexes when I do so.
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>>420423852
Wow, look at all those boards dedicated soley to anime. Maybe because this is an anime website?
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>>420423430
lmao
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>>420424818
It's baffling how numbers can get confusing to retards plugged on cartoons.
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CHEER UP CREW CUT
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>>420424585
>n-n-nooo
>waaah
This is a good example of how niggers who bitch about anime reaction images are the most god awful posters on this site.
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>>420424992
There’s 11 anime boards, that’s a significant number of boards dedicated to anime you retard.
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>>420425140
go go gadget 0
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>>420425140
2
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>>420425140
rolling on
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>>420425140
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
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>>420425140
i want classic lady though
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>>420425140
1-3 or 0, cmon baby
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>>420423165
>black man
>marry her

Yeah okay whatever you say jamal
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>>420425315
Compared to 60, stop spreading like fucking /pol/ you mentally retarded incels.
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>>420425140
Goooo
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>>420420073
will you waifu fags fuck off. she's not one of those characters.
she sells you shit. that's it.
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>>420425140

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
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>>420425356
>>420425515
>>420425545
>>420425624
lol all of ya get a nig
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>>420425140
KYYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>420425140
>any roll is better than the ugly southern bitch
gimme a 1
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>>420425683
but its just a sluttier trish
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>>420425140
0 would be ideal, but I’d settle for fake delicious brown as well. Just roll my shit up.
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>>420421382
One on the right, I'm not into horses. Look at those teeth, christ
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>>420421487
Lol faggot
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>>420425882
>got Nero’s boring bitch instead
Kill me.
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>>420425903
you into beastiality?
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>>420425140
Dubs for Dante.
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>>420422379
maybe if ur a gay lmao
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>>420425140
So do we form a line or go together or what?
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>>420425140
0 time boys
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>>420425140

a certain someone is cheating
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>>420426913
>A new instance for every roll
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>>420420073
They both look like first rate cum dumps to me.
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>>420420376
>>420423167
there's a fair few sfmshits of her getting fucked by demon dogs
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>>420425140
i like Lady in 3 not so much 4
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>>420421382
Once, with a condom, if I was drunk enough to ignore the awful stench and grime. She'd be a 6/10 (or a 7/10 for amerifats), if she got rid of the repulsive tattoos and cigarettes. Also she looks annoying to be around.
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>>420420073
nice tatonkas on the right
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>>420420073
>soul
>souless
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>>420425140
2 of them are the same fucking bitch... I want more options
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>>420425140
I don't even play dmc
Gloria or Lady
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>>420425140
let's see
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>>420421382
No anon, it's called having standards. Cook up those 'incel' comebacks because I know they're coming. If you like the one on the left you have abhorrent taste in women.
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>>420420073
>squirrel semen
>Shakespearean writing!!!
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>>420428794
No, friendo. I've been married for 6 years, but I still have a thing for dorky looking girls with glasses. I can't help it.
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>>420420073
truck stop whore vs. daddy issues
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SQUIRREL
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>>420425140
fml
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>>420420073
I am honestly not sure if people are memeing or not anymore. The one on the right is so much more attractive than the one on the left, and I'm being serious. It was fun for a while to meme about the one on the left being hot and blah blah blah, but now I'm scared because people are still memeing her. I thought we were all just kidding about the one on the left being hot, but I guess you were all serious.

That is really sad.
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>>420425140
God Kyrie was the worst.
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>>420420073

why the fuck is she wearing a tool belt, does she have to climb electrical towers to be a weaponsmith?
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>>420421382

You say that now, and yes the weird hot things seem like a good idea at the time but I can tell you from experience that cigarette burns on your dick hurt for months afterwards. They're like an STD that doesn't go away and just turns into a scar, and then your stuck with a two-face dick and she an heroes leaving you with your Harvey Dent dick.
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>>420431628
Well seeing as how she builds robot arms she most likely needs those tools for her work.
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left is unironically better and more attractive
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>>420423165
oh god its you again
go away xv-kun we had this talk yesterday jesus fucking christ
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>>420431817
You don't build fucking robot arms on the go you do that in a workshop of some sort. That's why tool belt is retarded and you too.
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>>420425140
rolo for 0
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>>420427812
>calls them sfmshits
>is in the know of the latest animations
okay fag
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>>420432170
Maybe she brings them for on the go repairs you fucking jerk
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>>420431817

you don't understand, mechanics/technicians don't carry tools with them unless they have to so unless the robot arms that she works on are metal gear sized it doesn't make fucking sense

it's just a fucking piece of jewelry for her, an accessory like a purse or high heels
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>>420424983
subscribed and upvoted, fellow /v/edditor. how insightful. i'll be awaiting another insightful post from you on the gaming subreddit soon :)
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>>420420073
Her pussy probably taste lime cigarettes and pbr.

Still would.
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>>420431432
you forget 1 thing, friendo, this is 4chan. we're all mentally fucked in some way so naturally this hivemind would go for this psycho. hell i want to BANG BANG BANG inside of her.
i've always had a thing for crazy skanks like that fuck my life
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>>420420073
>smoker and and has tattoo
One of the trashiest girls in this E3
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>>420425140
rollarooni for lady
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>>420432921
he is dead in this photo
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>>420431432
One on the left has an up beat personality and is having fun. One on the right has a rod up her butt, and not in a fun way. Probably stop talking to me after she hears me belch a few times.

If go for little miss red neck, Though, my personality is not as high as hers, which is why I wanna be around that.
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>>420433407
How did you get this picture of me?
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>>420425140

Kyrie or Trish
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>>420425140
Any girl will do.
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>>420433227
she actually looks cute
i hate being so fucking lonely bros
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>>420433227
>smokes
>perfectly white teeth




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