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PETERRRRR YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!!!!
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This is the (unironically) best vidya MJ. Thank god they based MJ off her Ultimate appearance
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>>431557159
>when you call MJ and she's "busy"
>miles will be the new spiderman in the next game

hmmmm
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>>431557159
>Did I tell you to stop sucking, bitch? It's Pete-za time.
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That final boss was fucking kino
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Appearance aside, you have to appreciate how they made MJ faithful to her comic incarnation, i.e. fucking garbage.
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>saves her from getting fucking killed by sable troops
>"SEE THIS IS WHY WE BROKE UP"
Should've killed her off instead of May, especially considering this is one of the few times where May is actually self-sufficient and supportive.
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>>431557393
>>431557393
>>431557393
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STRONG
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INDEPENDENT
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>>431558141
TRANS
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WOMYN
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>>431557159
I-is sfm porn still a thing? Asking for a friend.
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If spectacular spider-man kept going, would they have killed Gwen Stacy?
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It's definitely the eyes that are making her look weird, but the jaw isn't helping.
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>>431557159
explain this meme
i dont really play popamole
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>>431558408
Bottom right is a liberal school teacher watching in awe as Tyrone finally learned to spell his name with zero mistakes
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>>431558562
Nope.
>Peter, my family's moving.
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>>431557159
I just played the part where you're MJ at Grand Central tagging enemies for Spiderman to take down.

First off, WHO THE FUCK thought that segment was a good idea, it was so fucking boring it was actually insulting. Why couldn't I just be Spiderman, you know, in a game called SPIDERMAN taking out these enemies for MJ.

Second of all, this bitch chastises Peter multiple times and says how she doesnt wanna be 'locked behind a laptop' like Peter forces her to do that, and then literally for the 4th time gets herself into a life threatening situation, takes it out on Peter for saving her ass and then sulks about it afterwards about the whole 'partners' thing, her texts in that cutscene made her come off as a real cunt. She might as well just texted back 'k'.

Meanwhile Peter is bending to her every whim and she shittests Peter into misinterpreting her words and then says "I need time to think".

Whoever wrote MJ's character has the worst aspects of dating down to a fucking tee.
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>You chose to save the world over me, Reed.
>But Sue, think of all the billions of innocent lives at sta-
>OVER ME!!!

It can always be worse.
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>>431559146
But is Sue consistently that shitty? I haven't read a lot of Fantastic Four, mostly just the old stuff.
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>>431559028
wasnt MJ always an insufferable cunt tho
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>>431557159
Fuck MJ.
I'm sick of MJ.
Bring back Gwen.
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Sorry, writer for MJ was a diversity hire.
Keep eating poop made by some trannynigger
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>>431559028
Like when I first started I thought they broke up because MJ was scared of Peter getting hurt and couldn't handle it.

But when she reveals it's because she's being babysat, I fucking lost my shit.

Are you fucking serious, you stupid bitch. You have no fucking martial arts training, no guns or weapons, and no fucking common sense.

At least when miles does stupid shit it's because it was based on emotions. (Except sneaking past silver sable's team in the beginning, that shit was fucking retarded.)
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The whole thing about MJ is that she's his ride or die.

Everyday I get more convinced that this game gets the praise it gets because this board is filled with movie only fucking casuals
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>>431559479
I wonder if she even realizes what a great job she did of capturing why MJ is such fucking garbage.
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>>431559819
What? She's usually supportive of Peter and when she's not, she has good reason not to. She's a bit boring but nothing like nu-mary shit.
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>>431559703
MJ isn't good in 90% of the comics, Ultimate MJ is the only good one and spider-man ps4's MJ is heavily based off Ultimate
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>>431559390
I dont think ive ever seen an MJ incarnation that was this fucking insufferable, at best I think ive always just tolerated her.
I think the fact she plays the cliche as fuck 'plucky young journalist hungry for a story and will get into danger' role makes her even more insufferable.

How am I supposed to believe a journalist in 2018 would even bother doing work, let alone honest work.

>>431559502
>Are you fucking serious, you stupid bitch. You have no fucking martial arts training, no guns or weapons, and no fucking common sense.

Anon, she just wants to be a strong independent womyn shes gotta handle her situations against terrorists and superhuman beings. SHE NEEDS THE STORY!

>But when she reveals it's because she's being babysat, I fucking lost my shit.

Its mind blowing, she has a super hero for a boyfriend and she just takes that shit for granted when she gets her dumb fucking ass into stupid situations, and SCOLDS HIM FOR PROTECTING HER.
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>>431558864
>liberal school teacher
Not a chance. They only take the cushy jobs in universities or suburbs. They might fight for the education for inner city hoodlums, but they wouldn’t dare actually be the ones to teach them.
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>>431560067
>Shadman
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Is this considered attractive in America?
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>>431560067
>Shadman
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>>431560212
nice lighting. she's just average and there's nothing wrong with that
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>>431560212
>face it, tiger.
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>>431559028
I've come up with the perfect theory that makes sense. MJ the whole time was just depressed and suicidal, she wanted to kill herself but Spidey keeps saving her. That's why shes trying to distance herself from Peter.
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>>431560212
But Black Dynamite! YOU live in America!
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>>431560380
>and there's nothing wrong with that
Considering she is super-model attractive in any other continuity...
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>>431557393
kys trannie

the world don't need you
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Silver Sable better be Peter's wife in the sequel or it'll be shit
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>>431560476
You wrong. MJ storyline is just meta and she actually complains to the players.
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>>431559321
Ultimate Marvel Sue, and yes, she was that vain.
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>>431560212
lighting can change the way a person looks a lot, even in vidya. pic related
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>>431560596
O B S E S S E D
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>>431558408
Isn't MJ with peter again? Thats what my comicbook fan friend told me
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can't wait until she gets pregnant with evil goblins twins in the sequel so that miles and peter become the actual couple
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>>431559390
She was really more of a gogo dancing party girl. Like she'd come to visit aunt may, put on a record and start dancing to it. She was kind of a ditz sometimes, but it made her more likeable than angry strng femail karacter donut steele.
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>>431560740
I found it weird how she hates Spiderman's guts for most of the game and then has a sudden change of mind to work with him. Then right after it seems like she craves his dick.
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>>431560524
She's not a super model in this game. She's also based off her Ultimate appearance, the MJ that's a journalist
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>>431560850
Broke up for the 518204th time
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>>431557786
I keep getting the feeling you were going to be given a choice to save MJ or May, but when they focus tested everyone fucking killed MJ instead of May so they went back and cut that shit out and retooled the tunnel vision shit, yet kept all the cunty MJ shit in as if "Well obviously they just didn't LIKE our vision of her... so not our fault lmao"
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>>431560212

Looks like my friend IRL.
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>>431557159
I read this in Ding-dong's Lois voice
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What was wrong with MJ in this game? I thought she was fine.
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>>431558408

>You hit the jackpot

is that like her catchphrase or something? I swear there's another panel from a different issue/artist that says the same thing.
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>>431557159
she's such an insufferable cunt in the movies

and a roastie

bitch is with like 4 different guys in the first 2 movies
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>>431558408
The utter look of disgust the black guy had on his face every time that numale opened his mouth while they were talking on that panel was hilarious.
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>>431559390
It depends on the writer. Sometimes she's one of the only people that understands Peter, to the point that when he accidentally killed Gwen Stacy, he yelled at her in his angst that she didn't know what it was to lose people despite her knowing very well. Instead of actually leaving and melodrama ensuing, she sticks around to be there to support him. Other writers turned her into an ignoramus that seems to prioritize herself over other things and will dump Peter at the smallest slight, time and time again so they can try to ship Peter with other potential options.
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>>431562182
she brings up awkward high school memories for sweaty loveless nerds so she's gotta go
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>>431560740
Oh shit, a Western dev actually put a good looking female in their AAA game?
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>>431560782
i can't sthap watching it
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>>431557159
PETAH I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE IN SPIDER-MAN
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>>431557159
I'm in love with her but she's not real.
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>>431560596
based incel
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>>431560067
Did Aunt May regenerate or time travel?
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>>431562182
She acts like a turbocunt at really inappropriate times and does it very consistently and persistently.
>Hey peter lets work together, but I'm not going to tell you its so I can further my career lol
>Hey peter why you always gotta save me when I get myself into stupid shit because im thirsty for BIG DICK REPORTING info sheesh I'm not glass lmao
>Hey peter why you gotta hid your face all the time that's stupid lmao
>Hey peter, you know we broke up because you try to use your powers to stop me from dying at every chance I get right?
>Oh sorry I told you it was something else before peter lmao Freudian slip lol no big deal right?
>Hey peter let me act pissy after you saved me and I misunderstood your one reply text after you ALMOST got brainwashed/killled by a chink.

I was done with her after she has the stones to tell Peter she broke up with him because he saves her from managing to kill herself all the time, immeditly after stopping her from getting Devil's Breath'd in the fucking face(Oh but she DID diffuse a bomb, with his direct genius help of course). Yuri thanks you for your shit constantly and sounds like she actually appreciates your existence. MJ literally cannot say "Thank you" earnestly in the story. Being spider-man is suffering since he cant just make the decision to let her fucking go and get herself killed, so she gets to string him along forever and she knows it.
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>>431560476
Why was JJ in the game so based?
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YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS THREAD SPIDAH MAN
OR WE COULD JUST WAIFU WAR TO THA DEATH
YOU CHOOSE
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>>431565738
in an effort to mock, they made him more lovable and actually 100% right on several circumstances
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>>431566047
>they tried so hard to make MJ likeable with her strong independent don't need no Spider-Man personality and "realisticly attractive" looks
>they fuck up and people hate her
>they tried so hard to make JJ hateable with his Alex Jone-esque anti-Spider-Man rants
>they fuck up and people love him
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>>431557159
When can we talk about the real issues plaguing this game?
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>we're reaching the point of cyberpunk hell that a normal human face is too ugly to be shown in games or movies
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>>431562371
That was the line she was introduced with for the very first time.

>>431566382
>>431565738
JJ has always been loved for being a paranoid rambler with anger issues. They knew what they were doing.
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>>431557393
Once again Ultimate babies proving themselves to be the cancer that killed all forms of Spider-man.
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>>431566382
>The game actually tries to get you to "Cancel" your sub to his podcast repetitively with the Tip boxes
They REALLY wanted you to miss the goldmine that is the podcast after the bomb-incident. Does the game even have any other podcasts you can listen to to fill the dead air between traveling the city? I never really explored if Sony managed to use their might to force some music player in or not.
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>>431562371
It's a pretty iconic catchphrase for her..or something. She says it in several comics, the original Animated Series, and Spectacular Spiderman just off the top of my head.
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>>431559502
very very much this
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>>431561069
That’s what happens in the comics. Spider-Man has that effect on women.
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>>431566858
>The game actually tries to get you to "Cancel" your sub to his podcast repetitively with the Tip boxes
It does? I've just fought Electro and Vulture, and I don't remember ever seeing any kind of tooltip telling me I could turn his show off.

Not that I'd want to. It's fucking gold.
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>>431567165
I can confirm. Seen it three times.
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>>431565662
getting into the thick of things gets her more recognized in the job. It just so happens it is also what he does; get into the thick of things. She actively wishes to seek out stories in the most dangerous situations and if she gets rescued whilst getting a story, of course she will be pissed. Who wouldn't? Sure she can be more grateful for the fact as she gets to continue writing, but noone likes others getting in the way of their career and as we see, Peter does not like it when people he cares about get in the way of his. He is not brash about it, but there will be guaranteed conflict as far as MJ and himself are concerned. The sooner thry work as partners the better (the parts where they actually do, are good imo).
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>>431557786
I have a really painful gut feeling that one of the DLC's is going to be based on one of the worst fucking arcs ever created.
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>>431566858
>The game actually tries to get you to "Cancel" your sub to his podcast repetitively with the Tip boxes
I've seen the tips but I don't buy the idea they want you to turn him off. Why would they make him so fun to listen to if they don't want you to listen to him?
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>>431567474
They can’t be that stupid.
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>>431567474
I'm sorry I'm a stupid boomer. What arcs?
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>>431567976
One More Day is the arc where Aunt May dies or is dying, and Spider-Man sells his marriage to Mary Jane to Mephisto who is the Marvel Universes devil.
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>>431567474
Only fitting after making the game based on Slott's reign of terror and taking Mister Negative of all fucking things as the big bad. I can already see it.
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>>431567435
Honestly the reporting crap would have been better if it was Brock manhandling his way into shit(Explore/teach the player better combat practice without having to use the sense-dodge spam. Later translate it over to Miles maybe idk) and Peter showing up at the end of it all where Brock lays out the facts as story convenient. It also might let them set up for Venom like they clearly want for the sequel. Spidey isn't shy about giving out his phone number as the side-quests show so there's no reason Brock couldn't be bros with him in this setting. It's very obvious they took notes from the "How to make nearly everyone hate MJ" playbooks, doubly so when every other character's interactions with Peter are so much better and less melodramatic. They made MJ a sociopath by accident and it leaves you questioning how Peter is so oblivious to it after all these years of her dumb shit.
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>>431568107
One of them anyways. There's severeal, and there's implications that the Biblical Devil exists, has been missing for longer than anyone can remember, and the rest of the Marvel universe's evils are so terrified of him that, while they hold regular meetings around his empty throne, they won't even go near it much less attempt to sit on it.
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>>431567685
My guess was they planned for their to be alternative shit to listen to and that was how they'd get you to look into it further but then didn't really do it at all. Or its to shield the babies from hearing mean things about the MC a bloo bloo
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>>431557159
god i fucking hate her mandatory stealth sections
who the fuck has ever looked at a spiderman game and said "oh boy i hope i get to play as mary jane in this one with no fucking superpowers because when i buy a fucking superhero game i want to not play as the fucking superhero god fucking damn it"
if you wanted to give me varied gameplay with stealth sections LET ME PLAY AS FUCKING BLACK CAT GODAMNIT DON'T TICKLE MY BALLS THEN TELL ME TO BUY THE DLC
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>>431568258
Mr.Negative was so fucking disappointing. You don't learn his motive at the end and it's so jarring how he went from saint to evil.

This game had really some poor writing. It's like they wanted to get from one set piece to another as soon as possible.
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>>431568258
Superior is superior. Hope we get the story.
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>>431569915
They just made it accurate to Slott's writing.

>>431570006
Your Slott fanwank is getting shelved after the book flops.
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>>431557393
typical bait
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>>431559028
Or couldn't Black Cat be the one that does the stealth segment.
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>>431570163
>Slott
I don't know who writes my comics and I don't care.
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>>431568273
MJ was sound in her reasons to be upset though. She has a life and a career and she is willing to take the risks to get a story. If Peter keeps harping on about 'muh danger' it stops her from pursuing her career, she gets angry and upset, you have a dynamic; imagine if someone kept stepping in front if you, stopping you doing what you were passionate about? You have to make a choice.
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>>431569915
>Mr.Negative was so fucking disappointing. You don't learn his motive at the end and it's so jarring how he went from saint to evil.
Did you ignore the story? He was used as an early attempt at getting GR-27 to heal genetic diseases, but shit backfired and he gained his powers for some reason, accidentally killing his parents in the first place. It's implied Otto left the company and Norman fucked him over for it in response, and ever since Martin Li harbored feelings of revenge for Norman. He created the Demons and possessed a number of people with his powers over time, running a double life until Fisk's arrest gave him the opportunity he needed to strike. He was even hoping he wouldn't go through with it, but the 'Demon' inside of him made him thirst for revenge and he couldn't hold it back.
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>>431571165
Fuck I forgot a word. "Until at the end". My bad homie.

It's still jarring in the beginning when he goes from ultra nice guy to worst nightmare.
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Man, you guys are so predictable. When I played this I fucking knew the moment I went to /v/ there'd be a thread about impotent gamer misogyny. How dare she have agency and opinions! Spider-Man, the gamer avatar, wants MJ and therefore he is entitled! How dare women-I mean MJ, deny gamer-oops I mean Spider-Man, the affection they think they deserve!

Please get better.
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>>431571826
Go back to Tumblr. She's a fucking terrible written character. I had no problems and enjoyed Yuri.

If you're false flagging, go kill yourself.
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>>431571520
I think they explained it being a pretty severe split personality thing
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>>431571826
Why do amerilard women genuinely believe agency only comes with being wrong and stupid? I know you're brought up to be spoiled pieces of shit by everyone around you, but your social growth can't possibly be THAT stunted.
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>>431572069
Oh, you liked a simple side-character and that proves... something? Oh right because she's a woman! Wait, what does this even mean?

>>431572884
Why do gamers think everything that offends or annoys them is bad writing? When it comes to women, brown people and non-binary sexuality anyway.
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>>431571008
Most people aren't passionate about sneaking around areas populated by masked killer chinks. She should understand that Spider man can't NOT save her when she's gettinf rifles pointed at her face constantly.
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>>431557159
wtf she looks like a normal human and not an anime girl fuck this sjw garbage
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>>431573074

You literally said people hate Mary Jane because she's a women, stupid. I gave a counterpoint that Yuri is a woman and she isn't shit. Please tell me with a straight face Mary Jane is good writing.

She practically has no common sense.

Who's behind this post? What's your Tumblr name?
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>>431572069

She's the least offensive MJ. Have you not seen how insufferable she is in the Rami films. It's nice for a change that she actually supports Peter being Spiderman and wants to help him. Not being a fucking bitch about him not having time for her or some shit. She gets mad because he won't let her help.

It may not be saying much but it's objectively the best MJ outside of comics
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>>431573330
I think she kind of knows that already. At the back of her mind Peter may come and save her due to the nature of the stories she is looking to cover and on the other hand, she goes ahead with her plan and is recognized for it as a journalist, so she cannot be complete shit.
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>>431573930
true
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>>431557393
Motherfucker, you come into every Spider-Man thread and say this shit. Literally GTFO and stay out.

>Doing it for free
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>>431568107
don't forget to add that fucking steven strange, a goddamn doctor and magician, can't help fix a gunshot wound. including doctor doom and fucking reed richards, the smartest man in the marvel universe.
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>>431573930
>but it's objectively the best MJ outside of comics

Spectacular Spider-Man
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>>431573919
Now, I do not think much of people like you but I never said you hate all women. I mean, you might on some level but that's not the point here. MJ refusing to be a damsel in distress and getting in the gamer's face is what is triggering you, because it breaks with these infantile expectations you have for relationships. Yuri is just some cop that calls you about criminals. Surely you could get triggered that she's a woman in a "man's job" and that she's even yellow but good on you for at least being above that. I'm just not onboard with your idea that this minimum level of tolerance proves that you don't have a long way to go. Because you do.
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>>431571826
peter has always been better off with gwen stacy, no amount of history and writing will change my thought on that
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>>431573930
Wrong! Just wrong!
There are better renditions of MJ, there's help and there's let me be the damsel in distress. If she at least had a weapon or worked with the cops it would be reasonable, but she's literally a fucking lamb to the slaughter.
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>>431574372
>Now, I do not think much of people like you

Whoa, what are you saying? Are you a homophobic anti-trans person? Because I identify as a black-asian woman.

What's your political views? I'm calling you out you cis-lord roastie.
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>>431574662
At least you didn't say attack helicopter. About as clever though (and by that I mean not particularly clever).
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>>431574831
Are you making fun of me? I thought since we're both leaning to the left, we can hear each other out.
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>>431575003
I think you're doing that job for me.
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>>431575042
I don't know. You did a bunch of personal attacks towards me. I don't feel safe in /v/ anymore. I might have to report you.....
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>>431563334
>good girls are ugly
>badass independent women are hot
no self-insert fantasies
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>>431557159
The whole point of the story is that Peter needs to learn to let others help him and that MJ needs to learn to accept it’s ok to ask for Spider-Man’s help. It’s the opposite of a SJW story.
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>>431575321
is this real?
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>>431575254
They didn't really do a good job with that.
I'd argue he allowed Yuri and the police help him out a ton of times. The other two both being MJ and Silver Sable were total bitches and I'd be perfectly understanding that he didn't want them in his way.

Why'd you mention SJWs?
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>>431574372
Now this is some stupid shit. It would be alright if she had some good motivations but she doesn't. She wants good stories? That is fucking retarded. To add on to that, she is consistently ungrateful and even angry about being saved from fucking dying. Between being alive and a promotion, which is more important. Hell, Peter just wants her safe. It could matter less what gender it is. That is an unlikable character. I've known guys, more often than women, who couldn't see the bigger picture and fucked themselves while blaming me for their problems. But no, its because she is a woman that I think this. Go fuck yourself if you geniunely believe this. I hope you are baiting.
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I think the root cause of her shit character is the fact that the game had to have stealth segments. Call it just a hunch, but I think someone or some people on the Sony executive committee just has "stealth segments" on their checklist for what makes AAA games sell (along with puzzles, and towers) and decided that this game should have it as well. Because of that, we got stuck with MJ and Miles being playable characters despite how un-amazing they are.

Then, the story was written around that. The characters turn plain suicidal when the story demands it because it has to shoehorn in some stealth sequences. The result is that MJ has to turn into an unreasonable cunt to Peter so that she can justify her suicide missions.

You guys notice it on MJ, but I think the biggest offender is one of Miles stealth missions. Remember the one where Miles has to go to FEAST after being taught how to punch by Spider-Man? He runs into a military checkpoint and goes: "Aw man. This is going to take forever. I promised Mom I wouldn't be late." What does he do next? He jumps the fence. He sneaks through a heavily-armed military checkpoint with patrol drones, risking getting shot on sight, because he didn't want to wait in line. I don't think I've seen anyone point this out at all yet, and I think that's because Miles is just completely irrelevant to the story and is ignored by most people. That's a completely different issue though.

Point is, the stealth segments were half-assed. The justifications for them were half-assed. As a result, the entire story and characters participating in those segments were half-assed. If my assumption that the decision to include those segments was made from higher up is true, this is just another example of corporate meddling ruining a good game.
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>>431575551
I mentioned that because when people talk about her arc in this game it’s usually to state it’s a SJW story. The creator himself mentioned in the IGN Spoilercast that what I posted here >>431575254 was the point of her story.

The segments where you control normal characters in stealth gameplay were put for pacing reasons and to give you the perspective of a normal person walking in a superhero world, like the Marvels comic, so that the olayer would never take for granted Spider-Man’s powers.

Of course you’re free to dislike those, I’m just stating the reasons behind it and clarifying it for other anons.
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you guys did play the game on spectacular difficulty right?
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>>431575632
This is the beauty of this position. Impossible to call out because you can just say that it's her motivations that are bad. Now, you'd love a character like MJ if only her motivations were good! What would hood motivations make? Well, not your job to figure that out, but you're totally honest and unbiased enough that you'd recognize and approve them when you see them. You just never have.
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Is Dr. Michaels in the game Morbius?
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>>431575321
>>431575476
No, it's a video game.
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>>431576020
I picked Amazing because Spectacular is the "B" book
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>>431576253
Kinda makes my dick tingle a bit
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>>431571008
They could not have approached this implication any shittier than they did. She knows peter will save her and she knows she can go into the middle of danger and he will make sure she lives. The easiest way to have saved this characterization is have her be upfront about the contextual nature of their "PArtnership" ahead of time during the "Date". As it stands Peter doesn't really figure this out til after the climax of the story, and only through a misinterpreted text because she refuses to actually talk to him because she's "Upset", punishing him for being a hero and actually upsetting and confusing him because of all her mixed signals. Career or not, passion or not, MJ is just written as a fucking self-centered cunt in this(Barring a few select moments where someone clearly realized she was being a bitch for no real reason). You have a relatively bad problem when a major villain is acting nicer and respectful to the hero than the primary love interest of the story.
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kratos would beat spider man right
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>>431576265
SSM is always better than ASM

>>431576020
>bosses easy as fuck on all tiers
>spectacular sable crimes wreck you
post pointless stats
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>>431575758
Couldn't they make Black Cat be the one to do the stealth segment?
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The way you guys whine about it makes it seem like those stealth segments were hours long, when in truth there were 5-6 stealth segments in the 20+ hour playthrough, that lasted less than 5 minutes each, with the exception of Norman’s penthouse one where you could spend more thsn that checking tapes and texts.

>>431576020
I hope everyone did. The game is not hard even at that level, but at least it punishes you for mistakes.
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Is this the fastest way to swing? Point-launches into big swings into more point launches?
I also noticed you can gain a lot of altitude and speed if you swing around the corners of a building that your (long) rope is attached to
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>>431576534
No because they have to sell you her in the DLC!
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>>431571826
>>431573074
>>431574372
>>431574831
I really fucking hate your kind. Why do you keep inflitrating this site if it offends you so much?
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>>431576097
Mother fucker.

If you have a child and you tell it to not run in front of cars and it keeps doing it. No shit I'm going to be pissed.

"Oh but mommy there was a shiny coin, you never let me have good things."

That's fucking Mary Jane's character. Always fucking running into god damn traffic and than getting mad when you tell them to stop.

You have clearly rustled my Jimmie's.

>>431576020
I see some people saying that the easy difficulty is too hard....the sequel is probably going to lower it so you literally 1 hit enemies....
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mj and miles mission suck major cock, boring ass forced shit, also the story in general is dogshit but the gameplay is good and the swinging is fun, game also looks like a second son mod
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>>431576097
>Well, not your job to figure that out
Correct, anon is not a writer. And you better not criticize any game unless you're a developer too.
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>>431576576
Swinging seems to be the antithesis to speed. Unless you are much, much better than me at predicting where you are going to anchor. Zipping, point launching, double jumping and short swings to bridge them together seems like the fastest way to move. Diving to generate speed also seems like a waste most of the time.
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>>431576394
I should correct myself on one small thing, its not really the climax where the revelation occurs, its more like one of the Rising Actions right before the climax.
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>>431576534
Joke answer? DLC. Serious answer? DLC.
Remember, the DLC was announced like two weeks before the game was even released. It's not hard to imagine she was already struck off as a possibility for it early in development.
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>>431576576
point launch, web zip, swing but let go ant the bottom of the arc and web zip again
It got me around pretty fast but you wind up being very low the entire time so you have to be on the ball for cornering.
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>>431575758
FACTS.

You literally said exactly what's on my mind but I can't do it because I have terrible communication skills.
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>>431576865
I totally agree with the principle. I'm just not sold that you guys are being honest with me (or yourselves).
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>>431576998
Honest with what? You retard.
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>>431576576
No, to swing fast you have to point launch -> swing -> release when going up with X to jump -> small swings by rapidly releasing R2 staying at the same height or going down

I wish I had a PC with me right now to put my swinging videos into webm format, I’ll try uploading to youtube later.
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>>431571826
>How dare she have agency and opinions!
True dat
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>>431577087
The idea that you're criticising the quality of the character rather than being offended by its nature.
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>>431575476
yes it's by Rockefeller center
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>>431576576
Not sure, honestly. I had great success with the drone challenges by doing a point launch, then a web zip or two, then point launch again, repeat. Only swung when there weren't any good point launch points and ran out of web zips.
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>>431576097
Okay you little cunt. She could be trying to make up for a fault that spidey has when investigating and/or saving others. Journalism and all of its properties are disgusting (No I don't believe that there is truely fake news, its just that the news is more about views and promotions over truth. There will never be an unbiased news source). If she tried to find more people to save, not people who would kill her. Granted the two would probably be in close proximity. Instead of being selfish, she would come off as more altruistic though ultimately would also come off as unable or not powerful enough to truely defend another person. Bonus points if she actually tried to fight back despite the odds. There you go you shithead. Let me finish with stating that you are trying too hard on an anonymous board by choosing the diction that you do. Now I'm sure you're probably going to 'find' an issue. So instead, why don't you refine this or change it instead of going on and on about my inherent flaws.
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People keep bitching about MJ, but pic related is much worse.

>Only good guy in the city with superpowers trying to stop a Helicopter wrecking ball
>"CAN'T YOU SUPERHERO A LITTLE FASTER?"
Bitch, Spiderman didn't ask you to place your career status in his hands.
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>>431577254
>Journalism and all of its properties are disgusting
About you guys being offensively predictable...
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Does Insomniac only have the one female face in stock?
Why do they all have the same huge jaw?
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>>431576998
Oh, you're one of those.
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>>431577169
Is that not the same fucking thing?

Her nature is being shit = her character being shit

>>431577265
I actually enjoyed her shit.

It's banter, it's also a bit of DUDE THERES A FUCKING WRECKING BALL hurry up.

Unlike the others, she's the only one who accepts and appreciates spider-man's help despite him giving her a ton of paper work.
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>>431577116
>>431576871
>>431576576

Also, to generate speed, I recommend running on buildings, jumping and swinging to the SAME side of the building you were on. The long rope around the buildings is good too, as is the long rope across buildings into natural dive (not the L3 dive, which is terrible for speed and only good for height gain)
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>>431576020
It was pretty damn fun on Spectacular. Never even thought about lowering it even if I got killed. Guns are appropriately dangerous and enemies could kill me quick if I didn't pay attention. The challenge was just right.
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>>431576871
diving with L3 is definitely a waste of time for building up swinging speed, since it kills all your forward momentum when you start diving. Diving naturally, however, keeps your forward momentum and transfers all your downward momentum forwards into the swing.

You can predict where the rope is going to anchor for the most part. It prefers to attach to buildings that your camera is more *not* looking at, but if you are really close to one then Spidey will swing from it no matter what
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>>431560476
I laughed when he suggested Spiderman was eating pigeons and may be a spider that gained the powers of a man. Why anyone would unsub from his show is beyond me.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE GOODBYE.
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>>431576871
Not true. Watch your objective marker distance. It drops way faster during swing.
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>>431565957
SUCK MY BALLS, SPIDERMAN!
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>>431561069
Her client is threatened and her options are
>fight spidey
>get $$$ by working WITH spidey
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>>431577116
>>431576871
>>431577238
zipping isn't how spider man gets around though
Spider Man swings
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>>431577265
Fun fact, her and Spidey's VAs are apparently married.
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>>431577506
The rope attaches to the building nearest to your analog stick position, you can literally aim, but not control the height of where it attaches. If you don’t aim with analog stick, it attaches to whichever one is nearest.

Also noticed that the smaller the rope is, the faster you go, the L3 dive is bad for speed because it usually makes long ropes when you finally press R2, as well as killing forward momentum as you’ve all said. The ropes you make when they attach to small trees are the best for speed.
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>>431577894
>Named yuri
>Married to spidey VA
>Spidey VA's name is Yuri

Weird
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>>431577265
She thanks you afterwards and apologizes sometimes. She also humors Spidey on multiple fronts for dumb shit and tells you about things important to the plot thanks to her position. Yuri is literally what MJ could have been in position and no one would have minded. Not every continuity has to force MJ to know Spider-man is Peter, shit probably would have made for a good side plot with her figuring out his identity and understanding him better.
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>>431577354
Firstly can you read? Secondly, can you write? Thirdly....
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>>431577875
Zipping is just to maintain height and speed, not to increase speed, like I mentioned. Big swings are contrary to speed gain though, they’re for altitude gain. Small swings going down is the fastest you can go, specially if you do them after natural dives.
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>>431574372
I don't like her because she's being unreasonable.
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>>431578039
Writing has nothing to do with typing.
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>>431578134
Yes, because to you the idea of a woman disagreeing with a man is unreasonable.
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>>431557393
Agreed. The people who have a problem with her just want to have a problem with something.
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>>431560212
Yes
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>>431577894
So that's why their pickering felt so natural
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You guys wanna know what always bugged me about Spiderman?
See a spider shoots the web out of her back, so naturally Spiderman should be shooting his web out of his ass or penis not the palms of his hands.
Just something to think about.
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>>431578039
I certainly like to think so. What's the problem, buddy?
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>>431578125
big swings can almost maintain (but not increase) the speed you get from a point launch for like an entire city block. They only ever slow you down when you jump too late at too high of an angle. They behave the exact same way as the small swings off the trees >>431577956 , just on much a larger scale
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>>431578194
Different anon here. My problem is that it seems the writers believe a strong woman with a sense of agency = dusagreeung with a man even if she's in the wrong
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>>431578353
He built the shooters, its a bit more intuitive than ass blasting
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>>431578353
Haha. That's almost as funny as the last 10000 times I've heard someone point that out.
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>>431578154
Semantics. You know what I meant. And while you don't think so, writing, along with speech, does have an impact on typing.
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Also, I recommend this much traversal here, pic related, you can achieve almost cap Traversal if you equip low gravity suit power and the secret photos tracker suit mod, but those only make Spider-Man passively floaty as fuck, which is good for Traversal but lowers max speed potential.
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>>431578194
Read what you typed. Now go back home and tell your dad what you just typed.

>>431578198
The people who have a problem with people having a problem with her just want to have a problem with something.
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>>431575321
>>431575321
>>431575476
To be "in the black" means to have money. The opposite of "in the red".
Hence where Black Friday gets its name, you morons
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>>431578685
I don't get the feeling you actually have anything to tell me here.
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>>431578406
The problem is that I believe that what I said was misconstrued or misunderstand. (Therefore: can you read) Then I cannot understand what you wrote or what you meant. Its missing something. (Can you write) Finally, anyone who unironically uses ellipsis are generally shitty people.
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>>431578748
You are completely irrational and have no argument. You don't speak for equal social views, you speak for the rights that women are better than men.
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>>431578353
His body does not produce webbing
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>>431578608
Speaking of stats, I like how you can get the Offense stat to go literally off the screen if you equip all the right abilities.
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>>431577265
The difference is she's a veteran cop who been through a lot of shit, her and Peter have a platonic friendship or younger brother/older sister that they can't admit because of their social status.

Mary Jane is a reporter trying to play Superhero. At least Miles is justified since he's a dumb teenager and can hack things down. Meanwhile Mary Jane is a grown adult who throws herself into suicidal situations then acts like a brat when Peter tells her to fuck off and act like the other millions of citizens in New York.

Honestly I hope there's a in the possible sequel where Yuri verbally smacks some sense into Mary Jane.
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>>431578948
It's just so typical that someone with your position in this matter also is too intelligent for journalism. Your pal here is calling me irrational, and I might be, but there's also the risk of hyperrationality.
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>>431578685
>The people who have a problem with people having a problem with her just want to have a problem with something.
gottem
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>>431560067
>Shadman
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>>431576576
I so wish you could do a swing kick while just holding R2 for a normal swing, and kick people at like 100mph
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>>431578686
What about being in the money mr. hat
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>>431579057
>not Yuri and Spidey consumating their love with spider cops mask on, wearing her nypd hat and badge
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>>431574372
She is a damsel in distress, a self made one at that. I don't even get the whole polemic, the "borderline-suicidal reporter girlfriend who can rely on her superhero lover" is much more well done in Lois Lane. She doesn't sperg out if Supes saves her from obvious danger, at best, she'll get mad if he gets too worried and blow her story or something like that, and she always comes off as the right one in those situations.
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>>431578686
>Blackman brothers

yeah, keep telling yourself that cuck
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>>431577992
Why is a white guy named Yuri in the first place?
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>>431579053
Haven’t tried that, I like the offense stat low because I like to foght enemes for longer, making huge combos. They get killed way too fast with high offense.
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>>431579351
Its gonna be some real shit if Yuri turns into Silk or something else comical like that.
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>>431579198
It has nothing to do with intelligence and you know it. Of course, journalism has some usefulness. What are press releases? I'm stating that generally, journalist are not interested in truth, but money. But fine then ignore the rest of my argument because of a single statement.
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>>431578194
when she's disagreeing with the man using his fucking superpowers to save her from the middle of a base populated with heavily armed and armoured soldiers, yes its pretty fucking unreasonable
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>>431579547
It's a russian mans' name?
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>>431579547
the same reason black people have hispanic names like yolonda
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>>431557159
who is her face model based off?
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>>431571826
Why do you resetera faggots keep coming here?
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>>431579847
He's jewish and Yuri is more known as a feminine asian term.
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>>431578353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVqIxtprzfA I've got you covered
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>>431580202
You know russian jews exist, right?
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I wish I could make myself weaker. Fuck this automatic leveling-up bullshit. I fought so many Sable and fugitive goons at the end and now I am level 50 before the rhino fight and I can beat anyone up in a few hits, even on spectacular, because of the +10% melee damage boost given every x levels. It fucks up the boss fights and makes them over too soon. And literally everything gives you EXP so there's no avoiding it unless you manually save before each boss with as little EXP as possible.

Also some of the skills are OP, like the dodge window one or the perfect gun-dodge takedown. Almost that whole center line down the skill tree is OP and I shouldn't have spent any points in it
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>>431557159
Is she a digitized actress? I feel like I've seen her face before.
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>>431557393
>>431566821
What? How is she based on Ultimate other than tangentially for the reporter aspirations that writers just slap on any hero's love interest to begin with?
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>>431580202
>Yuri is more known as a feminine asian term
you what mate?
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>>431580042
a man
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>>431580202
>>431580349
https://twitter.com/YuriLowenthal/status/24876693553
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>>431580368
set it to hard tard
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>>431580417
she's also not very attractive
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>>431580549
I already said that I set it to spectacular. Learn to read
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>>431580368
Here's hoping NG+ makes enemies a lot tougher.

>>431580549
Learn to read, tard.
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>>431579051
>>431578486
wtf
Anyone could be spiderman then if they just bought the wrist things.
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>>431580368
I played it on legendary, and when I upgraded my gadgets fully I died only 3-4 times, and 7 times with Otto
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>>431580708
You probably need the spider-agility to make good use of them.
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>>431580708
Where would you get your super strength
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>>431580705
>>431580671
>Learn to read
shit my bad. I was skimming
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>>431581230
>and 7 times with Otto
What? How?
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>>431580708
Anyone could use them yes but they would dislocate their shoulder the first time they try to web swing with them. To actually be Spidey the person has to have some serious strength to handle the extreme force of web swinging so unless you can do pic related then you're out of luck buddy.
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these off-the-wall attacks are off the chain
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>>431574372
Except that doesn't work because she's not competent enough to save herself and is constantly biting off more than she can chew,
So maybe you might be getting triggered by a woman (who is fucking useless) constantly having to be saved by a man.
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>>431557494
There has been a suprising amount of cuck porn of spiderman way before people started using the word cuck
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>>431581546
I dont know about the other difficulties but it was hard for me on legendary or what the fuck was the hardest difficulty.
I am not considering myself an elite gamer but when he was on the ground it was hard for me.
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>First time you play as her
>Examine a suit of samurai armor
>"History is just boys dressing up and fighting each other"
>Examine a painting of a concubine known for exposing her lord's crimes
>"Wow, you go girl! Now that's an investigative journalist!"

>Illegally sneaks into a compound for the fifth time without warning Peter or giving him a chance to help
>Peter sees her with a gun pointed to her head
>Jumps in to rescue her
>The guy pointing a gun at her wasn't actually a bad guy, which Peter couldn't have known, and tripped on his own, bumping his head and knocking him unconscious for three seconds
>This is somehow Peter's fault for saving her and not her fault for breaking the law and not going about her journalism the right way
>She then deliberately leaves out important information when he asks her about what she learned
>Information that could potentially be the difference between life and death for the person Peter was looking for
She's horribly written. I don't know what they intended for her, but she comes off as looking down on what Peter does and never appreciating the fact that he nearly dies like 5 times throughout the game for her sake. She wants to be a part of what he does, but then belittles him for doing his half of the partnership: Keeping her from fucking dying.
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>>431563413
>I told you to find me when you had the same eyes as me
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>>431580708
The thing is that the average person wouldn't have the strength and agility to do the feats Spider-Man can do. Captain America with web shooters? Sure, probably. Some random officer or SHIELD agent? Hell no, though the agent could probably fair a bit better.
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>>431580417
Ultimate MJ wasn't attractive? She suffered of Bagley's samefaceitis but otherwise she was a typically hot teenager
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>>431559028
>Spiderman

opinion discarded

kill yourself incel
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>>431566821
>Capeshitters attacking other capeshitters
Spiderman was never good
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>>431578194
When she's absolutely wrong, yes.
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>>431581950
Ah, meant to quote >>431580574
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>>431581892
Even worse, she throws such a fit over Spidey "saving" her (though to be honest she wasn't gonna be able to get out of that base the way she came), that she goes straight to Grand Central not long after without even notifying Peter, and THEN letting him know about the hostage and bomb threat when she basically has no choice.
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>>431557159
>only pussies hide behind masks - I totally wouldn't haha
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>>431581758
There's the situation where she's confronting that oscorp guy in the military camp where spiderdork breaks the ceiling and prevents him from telling what he knows. Yes, he's trying to help but with just a tiny bit of patience and trust in her he wouldn't have ruined it. Now, I'm not saying that either party is without blame. The story is about two people trying to work it out between themselves, and that's always ridden with misunderstandings and friction.
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>>431577265
>Thanks Spidey after nearly every major story event
>Always gives him the benefit of the doubt when he tells her something, even with no evidence, and remains open to following his leads if he can find said evidence
>Talks a bit of shit sometimes, but never in the way MJ does. MJ genuinely shits on him to the point of blaming him saving her life as their eason for breaking up, Yuri actually puts her own career on the line because she knows Spiderman is a net positive for NYC and actually cares.
Yuri's a bit of a hardass, but I can't blame her. She's constantly at risk of losing her job, she has to deal with Peter doing stupid voices on the phone all the time, and she gets cockblocked hard by Saber for a huge chunk of the game.
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This game is the perfect example of something that is an alright game on its own, but needs that Insomniac sequel magic to really make it better. It's obvious this is the first time they've done this sort of open world game besides Sunset Overdrive, and their sequels like Ripto's Rage and Going Commando really beefed shit up.
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>>431560782
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>>431582384
>sees guy pointing gun at her
What did you expect him to do?
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>>431577265
Can't wait for her to be Wraith in the next game.
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>>431582757
>what is infamous (2)?
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>>431582926
A game made by Sucker Punch
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>>431582926
That's Sucker Punch. Insomniac did the Resistance games during that era if they weren't working Ratchet & Clank.
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>>431582824
Maybe he did what he had to do, but results don't care about intentions and he ruined her infiltration. It's natural that she would be upset.
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>>431575321
"In" the black? Like as in black pussy? Sure why not.
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>>431557159
why the fuck do mocap actors always do that "half smile" where they only smile with their top lip and you can only see the upper row of their teeth?

wtf is with that? it genuinely makes me think every mocap actor has some kind of lower jaw muscle atrophy or some shit
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>>431559028
GCT is the only good stealth segment of the game, and you got to play as Spidey anyway.
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I finished it yesterday on 100% with platnium trophy, and now my life is so empty. What the fuck should I do
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>>431576576
>Rainy weather actually feels rainy
I'm a sucker for good weather in games so Insomniac did good.
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>>431558408
it will never cease to be hilarious that the literal incarnation of the soijak turned out to be a sony employee lmao
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>>431583153
black pussy is unironically great. they have so many folds and stronger pussy muscles to massage the shaft when they cum
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>>431576576
Spamming low to the ground swings is super fast.
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>>431583178
I don't know, but it reminds me of this every time which is annoying
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>>431582384
>Guy pointing a gun at the woman you love
>Can't see the guy because he's on the other side of a wall
>Even putting that aside, you know for absolute certain that she's there illegally and could get hurt because she told you so herself
>"Hmm, I'll just sit here and wait, maybe she'll handle it herself"
Yeah man, great idea. He has no reason to trust her, five minutes after she's introduced she gets dragged out of hiding by a masked goon and beaten unconscious. She's a fucking 20 something girl with no combat experience, he has no reason to assume that she isn't about to fucking die. She has no right to be upset, it's 100% her fault.

What would she have done if the guy had, instead of pointing a gun at her, just fucking screamed for help and Saber stormed the tent with rifles? She had no plan, and she only told Peter about what she was doing as she was sneaking into the compound, so it's not like he had time to think the situation over or talk with her about it.
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>>431557159
Selfish hypocrite. Easily the worst aspect of this game.
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>>431576576
>>431576871
>>431576972
>>431577116
>>431577475
>>431577506
>>431583424

I recorded a small 30~ sec video of the short low swings to make Spidey go as fast as possible, like some of us were telling the guy that asked.

https://youtu.be/6jcoJ8tlIEo

This seems to be the fastest way to move, though it’s much more stylish to do some bigger jumps.
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>>431582918
Can't wait for her to cuck MJ in the next game
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>>431557159
As soon as I heard her breathy voice I knew she was going to be insufferable. Why do American VAs always act with breathy voices like they have been jogging for 30 minutes? Just speak normally for fuck's sake.
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>>431583424
Spamming low swings just looks fast because you are so low and everything passes by you so closely and quickly. It's not really that fast.
When you are *really* going fast (in any direction), you see wind effects surrounding the edges of your screen.
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>>431577265
>OMG SPIDER-MAN I CAN'T FUCKING HELP YOU ALL THE TIME I HAVE TO DO NORMAL POLICE WORK OR WE WILL LOOK INCOMPETENT WTF
>okay...
>OMG SPIDER-MAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WERE ARE GETTING OUR SHIT HANDED TO US YOU FUCKING LAZY INCOMPETENT SHIT
>okay...
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>>431577382
Dumbass
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>>431582670
>"They attacked me..."
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>>431583454
shitty animating
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>>431582670
Impressive.
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>>431583751
Fuck off. Laura Baileys voice is so fucking sexy that I can even fap to it
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>>431583487
Have you ever noticed how people say "I'm sorry" if someone you know died or something bad happened? That doesn't mean it was their fault. MJ is allowed to be upset with spiderman even if his intentions were good and he should understand that it's sometimes expected to apologise even if you probably did what you had to.
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>>431557159
ugly people need to fuck off
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>>431584069
She sounds like she's been riding black dicks all day before doing her lines
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>>431577382
Who the heck is that
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>>431583693
i havent watched much of this game but thats easily twice as fast as i've seen anyone else move
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>>431570269
with that godawful design? no thanks why not just play as spidey ? i mean it´s the only game will play as peter he´ll get killed or something for miles to take up
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>>431584154
You know it because you did the same?
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>explains she was sick of being saved all the time
>intentionally puts herself in life threatening situations and tells Pete about it
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>>431568367
They're not really afraid of Satan, they just know that sitting on the throne would means every other evil overlord in the universe/local multiverse would immediatly try to tear them to shred.
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>>431560850
if MJ is with Peter then she just isn't dead yet from cancer causing radioactive semen
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>>431582670
I love doing this. Also, if you press dodge the moment you yank an enemy’s weapon from his hands, it’ll knock them back with great force. I also love pressing dodge when spinning stuff around to have that slingshot effect at the direction I want it to go.
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>>431557159
>>431584151
this is what happens when you let old people do mocap for young characters but you add too many tracking points on their face. older people shouldn't have so many tracking points if thy're playing younger characters because when the facial expression is not neutral you get fucked up muscle tension which makes the faces look ugly as fuck.
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>>431584080
She's allowed to be upset, yes, but that doesn't change the fact that what happened was 100% her fault and 0% Peter's. He apologizes, and she vindictively shouts him down, telling him that his care for her well-being is why she dumped him, and then proceeds to refuse him information that could potentially save lives, nearly resulting in many deaths from a bomb threat.

It's understandable that MJ was upset. It's not understandable for her to be THAT upset. She's a shitty person, and despite the writer's intentions, she really does come off as a manipulative shithead that routinely uses Peter's powers as a springboard to further her own career.
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>>431560067
spiderman's giant ass in the third panel made me laugh
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>>431560212
yap stay mad fag
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>>431584243
>i mean it´s the only game will play as peter he´ll get killed or something for miles to take up
It'll save me cash if that happens. I'm not buying any game where you have to play as Spider Miles.
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>>431557159
This was supposedly a super model..?
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>voiced by Laura Bailey
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>>431559028
I kinda liked it. I see those non-spidey segments to do two things that I think help the game:
1. Slow down. They are really easy so you get a rare chance to look at stuff up close, something you often miss when you're swinging across the rooftops at 100 miles per hour. They are also dense in information that progresses the story and as such stand in for one or two cutscenes.
2. Let you feel how it feels to live in a world where Spider-Man is real. It's very easy to forget how spectacular everything you do in this game is. But when you're stuck on the ground and see Spider-Man swinging and webbing around the ceiling like it's nothing, it adds some gravity to his (and your) powers.

There was maybe one or two too many. And it was kinda hard to believe that MJ basically just walked into a military base.
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was this character a bogdanoff reference?
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>>431584654
Not in this continuity.
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>>431584654
nigger have you seen what actual supermodels look like
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>>431584230
That’s because people usually let the pendulum movement go way up, so it makes you go higher but at lesser speeds. If you want to go fast, you gotta do that short swing, not press jump and not let go of the trigger too soon either or you lose momentum. It works at higher altitudes too, but it’s easier near ground level.

But that’s something I only discovered after many hours of playing. Sometimes you can go even faster, if you use the wall run, sling across building and natural dive too.
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>>431584849
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>431584773
can i get a quick rundown on her?
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>>431584773
It's simply their existence affecting the psychosphere without us noticing
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>>431585013
Catwoman, but in the Spider-verse
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>yfw he knew
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>>431584773
>>431585013
Some tranny apart of some team on of the devs self inserted as Black Cat.
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>>431584445
you can do a lot of cool stuff if you cancel a zip-punch attack at the last second too, like turn it into an instant off-the wall attack >>431581710 or turn it around into a swing kick >>431580368

Swing kicking into a wall makes you able to do an off-the-wall attack as well. Those attacks are great, you can lunge so far and will do a 2nd lunge sometimes if you make the target continue to tumble
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>>431585351
>You knew?
>YOU KNEW!
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>>431584849
This is why I fap to anime.
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>>431584161
>MJ has a stronger jawline than Peter
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[B]ETER, I....
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>>431585467
yeah, pretty much anything can be chained into each other. You know the throw attack when you hold triangle after pressing square, near an enemy? You can trigger it after coming back to the ground after a launcher too.
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>>431584756
>kinda hard to believe that MJ basically just walked into a military base
Or that Sable's soldiers were stupid enough to fall for the WHATS THAT NOISE? HUH? MUST BE NOTHING bullshit and not even giving a shit when they find the spider-man themed beeping device. MJ and Miles really makes them look not threatening at all. They come across as both as stupid and competent at the chop shop guys. That's your nazi police force faction, guys on the same level as fuckers doing meth and shitting their pants at something falling over in a shop of meth addicts and oafs.
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>>431585753
The combat is so cool but like half-way into the game you're so OP that you don't get to do much with it. At least if you run around doing all the sidestuff as soon as it unlocks.
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>You knew? YOU KNEW!
>Turn? I idolized you!
>You are everything I wanted to be! But you you just threw it all away!
>You do what you have to do Doc..
>even with it hurts like hell
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>>431584773
>>431585013
>>431585127
>>431585461
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>>431585013
Literal cat burglar who has the added bonus of having bad luck powers, i.e. she constantly emits a field that alters probability so bad shit happens to people around her. She and Spidey have had an on-off relationship over the years, mostly off because she herself cant accept the fact that a decent caring dude like Peter could have a thing for her. She alternates between being one of the coolest girls Peter knows (she made him a new black suit after the Venom shit went down because she found it "sexy") and a total fucking bitch (actively went after Peter while he was married to MJ out of sheer spite).

Tl;dr she wants the Spider D, bad, and she carries all the baggage that comes with that
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>>431585753
what, like catch them from their fall and throw them, no webs?
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>>431585841
>WHATS THAT NOISE? HUH? MUST BE NOTHING bullshit
its a fucking video game
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The music in this game doesn't get enough credit.
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>>431586169
Must be nothing bullshit isn't fun.
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>>431586229
Fuck off it's typical MCU shit and one of the low points of the game.
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>>431586293
You're obviously retarded if you think the music is bad. Even the main theme is instantly recognizable.
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>>431586283
did you get mad at the first kingpin base when the guy said he lost his glasses and looking at a box
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>>431560067
>Man of Shad
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>>431586460
This guy is the worst thing about everything MCU. And there's plenty of competition.
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>>431586293
>music
>one of the low points of the game

Is this nigga serious?
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>>431586375
I just said why it's bad. You might like that dime a dozen MCU soundtracks selection shit but it was incredibly generic.
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>>431586169
He makes a good point though. The soldiers are practically the same as meth heads gameplay-wise. They did nothing to make the stealth gameplay interesting. I don't think they really cared about it either.
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>>431575321
Obviously a hint at Symbiotes.
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>>431557159
>pretty based for most of the game
>rescue her from a guy pointing a gun at her
>PETER YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP YOU JUST WANT TO CHAIN ME TO A LAPTOP DON'T YOU
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>>431586586
>incredibly generic

It's superhero music for a superhero game, and I'm glad they didn't go with buttrock.
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>>431577382
That's Sucker Punch you fucking literal retard.
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>>431585461
/v/'s stupidity always gets me. She's the cunt that years ago cried on live television about being raped in GTAV, you don't need to make up even more crap to mock her
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>>431586148
yes. The possibilities get even crazier if you trigger the longer slow down after perfect dodging with that one suit mod. You can run around the room before catching them and throwing.
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>>431586726
>pretty based for most of the game
>shits on Peter for wearing a mask 5 minutes after her introduction

Nah, she's an insufferable cunt from the start.
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PETAH WE'RE IN SPIDERMAN
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>>431586738
No it's MCU music for a superhero game. Just because it's used in every MCU title dosn't mean it gets a pass for being used in a game as well and it cheapens the experience because of it. Swinging through the city, hearing music that sounds like a chinese version of the Avengers theme was some fucking cringe but I dealt because the game was good enough.
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>>431586854
Wait what? That mod slows down time for everyone else but you? Fuck. I never tried it because I thought it just slowed everything down like in the finish moves.
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>>431586586
Generic doesn't mean bad. The swinging music is great, and it changes well with the game's tone.
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>>431586976
Yeah, it just slows enemies down. It's good for when you have 10 jetpack dudes pushing your shit in.
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>>431586460
A low-IQ goon being stupid? No, that makes sense somewhat. A trained PMC dude who is being paid to secure a zone complete with electric laser fences in the middle of the day though? Little bit of a stretch to think he wouldn't question what the fuck a little beeping device is being used for as he leaves his post wide open or why the generators randomly keep failing over and over, once again leaving his post open. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far here son.
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>>431581805
Oh fuck I forgot about the people obsessed with Spiderman having a tiny penis.
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>>431587024
Wait, is that a controversial opinion? Seeing that old fart always makes me cringe.
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>>431587163
I can see why people would get sick of his cameos, but I'm very sure the majority enjoy them.
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>>431586148
>>431585849
Which is why I want an infinite arena challenge or a 100-man challenge like Batman / DMC / God of War to fully use the combat system to its extreme.

Another fun move is launching an enemy and doing an off the wall attack up, to hit them in the air. I usually see people doing the off the wall down or sideways, but doing it to go up is really fun. Also, if you use L2+R2 to zip to ledges and railings and press square without direction when an enemy is near, Spidey will do a flip kick that’s unique to that. If you input direction, he’ll do an off the wall. You can also trigger perfect dodges with the jump or X flip over enemies, not just Circle dodge. Looks really fucking cool.
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>>431587261
Majority of people who love MCU I bet, but I thought the casual viewers and especially my fellow freethinkers on 4chan would agree with me.
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Her motives would be way more understandable if she wasn’t such a dumb, suicidal bitch. Like I get it, being the one who always gets saved instead of doing it yourself and getting coddled all the time sucks. Understandable. But when you sneak your way into criminal hideouts where you could get shot, tortured, or raped any moment you lose any right to ostracize Peter for saving your ass. Miles is just as bad, but at least he’s no reprimanding anyone for saving him. Like Jesus.
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>>431557159
>peter we broke up because you dont let me do anything and are always trying to save and protect me
>help peter im retarded and now I have to jump off a building save and protect me please
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>>431587134
>defending the MCU
Right back at ya kid
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>>431586976
slows everything, including projectiles
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>>431587163
What's it like, anon? Being physically incapable of having fun? Must be boring
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>>431587427
All these complaints like this one are straight up retarded and are very clearly from people who haven't completed the game yet. Yes she's a bitch for breaking up for that reason but as the game goes on she character develops, realizes that it was a mistake, admits that she needs saving from Pete occasionally and Pete lets her off the leash a little, and they get back together because of it. It's like you fuckers have never played a story driven game before.
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>>431586563
Stan Lee is one of the two creators of Spider-Man and has cameo'd in more than just Cinematic Universe shit, you philistine. He'll be with Spider-Man until he dies.
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>>431587390
I think the kind of people who get annoyed/apathetic at Stan Lee cameos are the kind of people who just stopped watching capeshit altogether. I know I did.
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>>431587645
>haven't completed the game
that is literally from the third last mission where she sneaks into trumps house
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>when Devils Breath is first revealed its basically said "its super fucking contagious and will kill everyone."
>no important characters except May get sick
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>>431587645
Japanese story games usually don't have women who do stupid shit.

....usually the woman is useless in those.
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>>431587771
She ran out of plot armor.
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>>431587771
>not a single word from Miles' mom the entire time
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>>431571826
fuck I wanna cave your stupid fuckin head with a crowbar
fuck off
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>>431587901
Thank fucking god. The less Miles exposure the better. I'm personally hoping he was introduced so they can do a spin off series with him set in a different city while the sequel will be all Pete.
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>>431587771
I was expecting some shit like MJ and Miles getting sick to up the stakes, or maybe Miles initially gets sick and then the spider bite would suddenly make him start shrugging it off since Spider-Man clearly isn't affected by going through all these areas and even the epicenter, as if the radioactive blood fight the Devil's Breath and Spider-Man and Miles could create antiserum.

Instead it's just a vial that is made off-screen and manhandled by everybody.
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>>431565662
>Hey peter why you gotta hid your face all the time that's stupid lmao
THIS WORLD HAS GLEN GORBLIN ON A HOVERCRAFT THROWING BOMBS WHO HATES SPIDERMAN, IS IT HONESTLY NOT OBVIOUS THAT REVEALING HIMSELF IS A BAD IDEA YOU BITCH?
>Peter:"I'm Spider-Man."
>Every villian he's ever put away:"Okay found the Parker names in the phone book time to work.
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>>431588010
>I'm personally hoping he was introduced so they can do a spin off series with him set in a different city while the sequel will be all Pete.
I wish I could have your optimism. No. The sequel is going to be an awkward dance between playing Pete and Miles, and it's going to be awful.
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>>431587807
>Japanese story games usually don't have women who do stupid shit.

Not him but did you not play Persona 5? When Makoto led herself get fucking kidnapped by the fucking yazkua/mafia? Or Persona 4 when Naoto lets herself get caught by the supposed criminal and didn't have any precautions at all?
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>>431574372
>refuses to be a damsel in distress
>proceeds to be a damsel in distress for the entire game
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>>431588112
>THIS WORLD HAS GLEN GORBLIN ON A HOVERCRAFT THROWING BOMBS WHO HATES SPIDERMAN
bad example since the goblin(s) haven't happened in this continuity yet
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>>431587727
Yes I know he's a big deal but I don't need to see him in every film and now game. I'm sure there are many other people responsible for making these comics. And I'm not sure you can call someone who is critical to films about comic books a philistine.

>>431587731
I try to stop but everything is Marvel nowadays.
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>>431566047
>>431566382
JJJ has always been an insufferable shitstirer that everybody loves, if you honestly think they were legitimately trying to make you not like him instead of being true to the character you're dumb.
Now get out of my office and bring me more pictures of Spider-Man!
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>>431574372
fuckin hell
we got a live one boys
straight form resetera

time to dump my rape folder
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>>431588146
Don't get me wrong anon I hope that he will have a spin off so we don't have to deal with him but I fully expect the sequel to be completely fucking ruined by Miles. If we are forced to play as him as Black Spider-Man I simply won't buy the game.
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>>431588259
He and Steve Ditko were the creators, there's been many writers and all but Stan Lee's considered the father of Spider-Man. Not to mention Steve died three months ago. Some might find the cameos a bit much, but Stan Lee is considered super-influential within the comics industry. It's thanks to him and Steve deciding to give the middle finger to the infamous Comics Code about drugs and violence that the industry was eventually able to buck their bullshit.
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>>431580708
Other people HAVE gotten them for a few seconds now and again but only Spiderman really has the coordination and flexibility to use them how he does

>aims without having sights
>upper arm strength to pull towards things and not break his shoulder
>grace to do tumbles and stuff to keep momentum, and do real snap decision webs
>spidey sense to air dodge and know where to aim even when he is blacking out

Even a super strong character like Captain America or Thor probably would be as graceful as spiderman near-death and blackout drunk, purely because the web spinners compliment Spidermans ability set so well.

Now, Sam Raimi spiderman had organic web shooters, which i didnt mind, and thats the Spidey a lot of people remember rather than "lol Iron Man built my suit and stuff even though i'm a genius too" nu Spiderman
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>>431588146
Kindof funny how both GoW and Spider-Man have a protagonist change looming overhead. Sony really does like to double down on every damn thing they do.
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>>431559703
I was just fine with her at fast, but her "Stop babysitting meeee." attitude gets more and more annoying since every single one of her segments involve Spiderman saving her from inevitable death.

At no point in the game does she show herself to be capable of getting into AND out of a situation safely without help.
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>>431560067
>Man of the Shad variety
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I think when people criticize MJ's character, they forget that SHE FUCKING GOT A GUY KILLED.
She's an irredeemable piece of shit in this game.
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>>431588595
She does escape the Tombstone situation safely. To which Peter realizes she's gonna do something recklessly stupid again and tosses her lures to use.
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>>431571008
When your passions always end in you nearly being shot you have a problem.
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>>431588745
>bad guy tells you to remain calm
>do the exact opposite
>COP DIES
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>>431558408
BLACKED is the new REALISM.
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>>431584458
>this is what happens when you let old people do mocap for young characters
MJ mocap actor for this game isn't old though, it's just Insomniac fucking it up.
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>>431560380
looks like she wears dentures. appalling.
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>>431588929
fuck off
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>>431584568
Lighting really makes a difference.
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>>431588353
I mean I guess the tool-tip thing could be joke, but we'll never know until someone shits the bed and reveals all.
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oh shit TLOU did it too lmfao
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Pete should hook up with Silver Sable. She's so cute when she contacts him via his number near the end of the game.
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>>431588552
With GoW it has a chance to work but Spider-Man? suicide everytime. Whenever they try to replace Pete it always goes bad for Marvel as he's too damn popular, he's the Goku of Marvel and whenever the try to change that it always reverts back. People love Pete.
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>>431588190
Makoto and Naoto made things worse. LOL
And despite that they still haven't found the killer.
Literally useless.
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>>431588929
>>431589041
They look nothing alike.
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>>431557159
MJ is the perfect portrayal of women.
>"Peter, I'm not useless! I'm a strong, independent woman and I don't need you holding my hand!"
>"Now get back to the ceiling and let me do this myself!"
>"Okay."
>"Now, get rid of this guy for me, I can't sneak past him."
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Itt. Best Spider-man intro
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>>431589427
SPIDER-BLOOD
SPIDER-BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER-BLOOD
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>>431579565
Please no. Silk is fucking awful, and the less of her the better.
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>>431589505
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>>431589604
Hence why it'd be some real shit
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>>431589246
I honestly thought GoW was shit, including the story, but if they hand off the protag at or before the mid-way point of the next game I'll retroactively think it was amazing.

If they do it in Spider-Man that's just Sony laying out their cute plot device in every fucking game they can.
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that feel when the DLC will just be some lame non eddie brock venom story where you fight a bunch of green gobbo hench men then fight green goblin venom.
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>>431589729
DLC will just be Felicia, Fisk, and then Sable.
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>>431589342
then you might be blind
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>>431589353
I can't tell if she was written by a delusional woman whose idea of independence still includes heavy male support, or a straight up spiteful misogynist.
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>>431589505
This is highly inappropriate please delete
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>>431584773
Looks like Finnish phenom Jesse Puljujarvi.
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>>431589913
It was written by a normal person who's met a feminist.
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>>431589836
shit shit and shit. Nice. Let me know when Eddie brock venom, or Cletus Carnage are in.
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>>431589836
This, or add a bit more on the side. Chameleon or Mysterio i'd bet.
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>>431571826
>all these replies to this weak ass bait.

baka.
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>>431590013
Go away Finland.
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>>431589836
Lizard when
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>>431568367
That sounds pretty badass, honestly.
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>>431590083
Somehow I can just imagine Venom on Harry and Carnage on Eddie Brock for an Insomniac twist on the formula.
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>>431589427
Best marvel cartoon intro coming through.
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>play on Friendly because Spidey takes too much damage
>go back to normal
>fight Sable agents with rifles
>they literally never stop shooting and I can't even move

holy shit
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>>431590487
Get good?
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>>431590487
>use electric web to stun a group
>throw web bomb into the group
>everyone gets stuck to a surface
EZ
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>OMG these people don't have 10/10 S-list model faces! This RUINS THE WHOLE POINT OF EVERYTHING!
Yeah, say I'm strawmanning, I don't give a fuck. If you have the gumption to bitch about how Peter or MJ look in this game in these threads, you obviously don't accept their appearances and want something hotter. Except making them hotter wouldn't complement the characters necessarily. I don't need a stunning Peter or MJ in order for the heroics behind their actions to be convincing and I don't see why anyone would besides the most vapid retards out there. And shouldn't art be ennobling to a degree? These people are far from ugly, and if they were any more attractive it'd appeal less to kids, and consequently be less ennobling to kids.
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>>431589848
They look like cousins nobody would ever guess to be cousins.
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>>431589427
Hah, real best intro coming through.
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>>431590863
>if they were any more attractive it'd appeal less to kids
I think MJ is pretty cute in-game but this is one of the most retarded things I've read all week on /v/ and I've been in a thread of faggots defending online for Switch.
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>>431590863
I don't need them to be 10/10, but at least a 2 come on.
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ghwe
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>>431591203
In this type of game? That statement is 100% valid.

>>431591207
As long as you aren't a brainlet and you take into consideration a person's looks, fashion, AND personality when rating them, they are both solid 8/10s, maybe better.
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>>431588929
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>>431589058
I personally don't think this MJ is ugly at all and lighting can change it. But although I see some similarities, the actor looks almost nothing like her.
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>>431591203
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>>431591354
No it isn't. Your statement reeks of enabelment of all the ugly and fat chicks saying it's alright to look that way instead of promoting beauty, saying you should better yourself as you will feel better also. Why settle for low tier when you can work at it and become something great? what you want is mediocrity. What media did when I was growing up promoted improvement. You and people like you are a cancer.
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Slott is a genius.
His involvement in the story was just to make sure MJ is thoroughly unlikable since he hates her and he's using feminism to dismiss anyone who complains how MJ sucks here.
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>>431591664
>Your statement reeks of enabelment of all the ugly and fat chicks saying it's alright to look that way instead of promoting beauty
God damn, how many on here are on this level of retardation these days? How the fuck do you make this connection at all to what I'm saying? Get off the fucking internet occasionally, because it's ruining your ability to think properly.
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>>431587390
>my fellow freethinkers on 4chan
oxymoron
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>>431591826
>These people are far from ugly, and if they were any more attractive it'd appeal less to kids
Your words. Literally saying that having good looking people is less appealing and writing a blog post like it belongs in tumblr certainly didn't help your case. Go back.
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>>431591354
>Looks
She looks like a girl who grew up in a swamp
>Fashion
No young 20s woman is walking around new york wearing that oblivious a palette. And if there is she's a fuckin LOSER DESU
>Personality
Oh the one that consists entirely of telling Peter that she can handle herself and then constantly relying on Peter's help, and being generally worthless anyways? Or how she rests all of the value of their relationship on whether or not she can be his wannabe side-kick? Yeah she's a hard 2.
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>>431592004
These people are good looking, you ridiculous faggot. And they dress well and behave likably. They aren't S-list models, but they aren't mediocre. Seriously, leave your fucking house sometimes.
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>>431560067
lmfao is this an edit?
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>>431592189
>These people are good looking
MJ is cute, Pete looks weird, Sable is the best of them. No one in the game is super model tier despite in a lot of universes MJ being a super model herself.
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>>431590863
MJ is supposed to be canonically a 11/10.
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List of characters in this game who would have been a better love interest than MJ:

Watanabe
Silver Sable
Black Cat

Whoever fucking wrote MJ in this game should be strung up like Mussolini.
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>>431592342
>Pete looks weird

Not really, he just looks older than 23.
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>>431592486
Not in this universe apparently.
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>>431592513
There is something about his eyes that doesn't look right at mid level LOD.
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>>431568273
>Brock for that noir detective experience where you investigate shit and bust heads
>Not JJJ where you explore secret nazi laboratories wearing a trenchcoat and then write stories about it
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>>431571826
Good bait. Got many replies.
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>>431592513
Nah his eyes are weird like they got scaled up one size too much for his face.
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>Everyone calling MJ ugly
>I thought she looked kinda cute

I'm not gonna give her the award for most attractive looking woman ever, but she's certainly not ugly.
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>>431592342
>Sable is the best of them
Agree she's good but Li is the best (maybe the only "Good") semi-realistic modeling work Insomniac has ever done. Everyone else looks good in a "well everyone looks retarded so you get used to it" kind of way.
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>>431592342
Peter looks fine.

>>431592486
I don't think she's even a model in the game. Is she? If not, then in this canon (because lol @ comic book canons) she doesn't have to be that at all. Also, next to Peter, they make a cute couple, and that's all that really matters in the end.
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MJ a cutie, I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
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>>431592513
Pete looks like belongs in a $20 game.
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>>431592497
I really wanted to beat Sable down. She clearly thinks she's better than me.
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>>431557159
the sjw crap really ruined the game for me
they made her into another borign strong wyman because having even a single women that is pretty and feminine just intimidates thin skinned feminist too much
and even worse they made peter less competent so that the new sjw character can look good in comparison
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>>431592497
MJ's character grew and was pretty good by the end, a fact a lot of people are ignoring for some reason. I'll always go with Pete and MJ as Marvel have tried their hardest to keep them apart which is fucked. Pete and MJ is like Clark and Lois. It's that simple.

>>431592713
Actually yeah I can agree with that. Li's model was pretty well done.
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>>431592943
Triggered.
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>>431592943
>make tomboy character
>SJW!
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Honestly i thought both of them looked good
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>>431592650
its just idiots baiting as hard as they can
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>>431588353
>At the end of the game JJ thanks Spider-Man for saving the city
>Next podcast he immediately takes it back
Also he was fully right about Vulture.
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>>431557159
I'm glad they made her apologise, explain and admit to her cunty behaviour. Still doesn't stop it being annoying though.
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>>431592995
>MJ's character grew
She didn't though. She didn't learn or change her mind at all. That was all left on Pete, going from "don't help" to "I guess you can help". If they had written in a scene where she confronted the fact that she fucking sucked at helping but wanted to do what she could I'd agree with you, but the only thing she ever said was "stop treating me like a kid". Oh and "not dumplings again I hope teehe X3"
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>>431592650
It's the typical old-channer attitude of "Wow, she's either not in the kitchen or wanting to fuck me 24/7. Shit female character, wouldn't waifu."

MJ is a fine character, she's a strong independent woman who can get by without a man's help, and that simply infuriates people here.
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>>431558864
Sorry, but I can't hear you over my Year 11 top set in mathematics consisting of approximately 15% black students and about 60% non-white students. Almost all of them are predicted to get Grade 8s and 9s this Summer.
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>>431593749
I don't recall her ever apologizing at any point.
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>>431592342
MJ is ugly
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>>431593826
>who can get by without a man's help
Imagine what MJ would look like today if Pete wasn't there to catch her at the end of her big keystone mission.
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>>431592829
get your eyes checked
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>>431557159
>UGH! Why the fuck doesn't she reply "Yes Master Peter. I'll return to the kitchen to make your sandwhich, master!" like a good bitch! This is so unrealistic
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>>431593826
>she's a strong independent woman who can get by without a man's help

Except she couldn't. Literally just jumps off a building when she's caught.
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>>431593771
She went from having Pete helping and holding her back being the breaking point to depending on Pete being there and helping her while Pete worked with her instead of trying to shoo her away all the time and they had more that a few little scenes and calls where they were working through shit, hell one of them was MJ admitting that she hoped their partnership would be something more. She and Pete grew but I guess ignoring all the details makes it easier to shitpost on an Indian Street Shitting Forum right?

>>431593998
No u
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>>431593826
The thing is that she still needs Spider-Man and the game recognizes that. So while yes, their attitude is degenerate idiocy, what's worse is that it's not very accurate either.
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>>431594137
and in the game they said that they went there together you fucking idiots
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>>431593826
>MJ is a fine character, she's a strong independent woman who can get by without a man's help

She'd be fucking dead without Peter.
And she fucking killed a guy by being a confrontational bitch for no reason.

She's a suicidal sociopath and the devs honestly expected you to relate to her.
That's the fucking problem, you dumb cunt.
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>>431558408
>being in the middle of talking is the same as making onions face!
Hope you speak telepathically. Wouldn't want me to take a snapshot of you with your mouth open
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>>431559390
If I recall correctly
>Peter loses his chances at dating Gwen, rebounds on MJ
>MJ is all about 24/7 partying and fun because her childhood was shit
>Peter gets bored dates a few other women, dates Gwen until she eventually dies and rebounds with even more women
>Out of the blue Peter meets up with MJ for the first time in ages and proposes to her out of nowhere
>She says no, he rebounds some more then tries the exact same thing a second time and she says yes
>Loads of weird shit including babies and clones happen
>MJ stops being the fun loving girl when she finds out Peter has continued being Spidey behind he promised he wouldn't
>I believe she sleeps with Wolverine out of boredom or because she finds out Spidey had an affair with Black Cat
So yeah in short she was fun loving and ditsy when they were dating and the fun stopped when they got married.
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Was expecting them to make miles a love interest, wouldn't shock me.
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>>431594213
This.

Everyone in the feminist vs. anti-feminist debate is immature af. Both the man and the woman should be empowered in their own way. The game manages to do that fairly well.
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>>431557159
every time she's on the screen i want to slap her in the face
everything about her is condescending
women like that never know how to handle being straight punched in the face
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>>431593992
When Peter comes to rescue May and Miles from a burning building they have a moment on the rooftop.She admits that she only got pissy because she doesn't want to be a damsel 24/7 and would actually like to try and save the world herself for a change. I'm pretty sure she also apologises to Pete but I could be wrong.
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>>431594213
>BF helps you out with something
>Counts as you doing it all on your own because he went with you
wot
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>>431558408
bugs me that they made Miles look like a Jew
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>>431594661
cuck
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>>431594842
Worst outfit
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>>431557159
Imagine being this obsessed with feminism
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>>431595169
That would be the over used ghost spider shit
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>>431594154
I didn't take that "I hope we can be partners" phone call as her aknowledging anything, other than Pete's acceptance of her helping. She wanted to do shit the whole time and she doesn't stop bitching about being treated like a kid until Pete gets whipped into letting her do what she wants.

This problem is magnified by the fact you have play as her instead of Spider-Man in those missions. You're used to knocking out hordes of Sable agents for breakfast and then you have to watch her beg for her life every time one so much as sees her. That isn't a good mix with her INSISTING that she help. I doubt anyone would give a fuck if all of her missions were off-camera.
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>>431591203
THICC
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>>431595119
manlet
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>>431595169
But that's the ESU outfit.
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>>431594972
She does apologize for screwing things up.
But that doesn't really excuse her behavior.
She takes a lot of unnecessary risks that make her seem either suicidal or straight up stupid, and complains endlessly at Pete for calling her out on it.
And what happens after she apologizes? She goes into a fucking penthouse filled with sable agents and jumps off a roof.
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>>431595842
>And what happens after she apologizes? She goes into a fucking penthouse filled with sable agents and jumps off a roof.
But that's part of the womanly charm you closet gay.
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>>431557393
Bad bait.





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