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>He mains scout
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Demo master race
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>'I consider myself a Soldier main'
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>>434844960
>he mains anything
>he doesn't choose whatever role is necessary for the team at that moment
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>he still plays TF2

get with the times, Gramps.
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>>434844960
>heavy update takes a full fucking year to come out despite supposed summer release.
I know I shouldn't be surprised, but this update better be fuckin worth it.
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I main turretman
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>>434844960
>he still plays TF2
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>>434846226
>being a cuck to your team
lmao
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>>434846294
>despite supposed summer release
where did you get that from?
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>He mains pyro
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>>434846791
honestly I forget, it was probably just a post someone made, but I'm not sure.
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>>434844960
Soldier is the Easy mode class prove me wrong
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Man up ladies and post your American Partiots and rate others
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>>434847107
>Not wanting to feel like a god of destruction that one time every blue moon where no one can aim for shit and everyone is coming out of spawn at the same time
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>>434844960
>STILL no heavy update
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>he mains niggerman
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>>434847996
Enjoy your banana loser
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>>434844960
>he plays a game the devs don't care about anymore http://www.teamfortress.com/
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>>434846391
kek
at least paladins actually got engi to voice him
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>Pyro counters everything
Give me one class he cant counter in some way, I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker
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>>434847996
>We have to wait another year for this too happen.
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>>434849484
Heavy at close range, Engineer at long range
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why is tf2 filled with nothing but extreme tryhards now?
i just want to play a fun game, not meta comps trying to pubstomp
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>>434849581
Heavy:Back Burner
Engineer:Flares, lots and lots of flares
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>>434849748
>meta comps trying to pubstomp
Horseshit. It's still the same old meme shit it's always been, what fucking servers are you on?
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>Play TF2 since 09
>Never ever heard the term "scunt" in my life
>Get called it 3 times in the past week
What the fuck is this hot fresh meme? Is it some new "sick burn" pushed by some zoomtubers or something? Where the fuck did it come from? What does it mean?
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>>434849783
Engineer can counter a millennium worth of flare spam with one left click.
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>>434849978
valve servers, i keep getting paired against all "red" rank players who do nothing but tryhard comps and im not even ranked that high
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>>434850210
Anon, it's been around ever since fast learner and lime paint have been in the game.
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>>434849484
Kritzkrig medic
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>still plays tf2
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>>434844960
>He mains spy
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>still no blog post
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>>434850210
Don't know how you avoided that term, I've been hearing it for years. It's just a portmanteau of scout and cunt.
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>>434850328
I don't know what you're doing wrong. Ill join a Valve server with tons of reds and purples, and even if they're good players, I've never seen people run "tryhard comps."

>>434850337
Literally never fucking heard of it. I mean obviously I know of the faggotry of lime green/neon pink paint and I know it was popular on scout because of that one shirt cosmetic, but I never heard the term before this past week or two. I always just assumed ANYONE who used those paint colors was a faggot.
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>>434849484
Being able to get a kill in the ideal situation does not mean countering. He's disadvantaged basically against everyone except spies and maybe gunboats soldiers.
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>>434850328
>all "red" rank players who do nothing but tryhard comps
>tfw that's me

Your ass is grass

>>434850210
It's been around forever mate. You probably weren't being enough of an annoying cunt to warrant being called one before
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>>434850645
Is there a particular reason for it's existence or is it just "grrr you beat me with Scout, I don't like that"
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>>434848441
except he sounds like he's about to fall asleep right in the recording room
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>>434846391
Same here brother
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>>434850695
>You probably weren't being enough of an annoying cunt to warrant being called one before.

I really never talk/taunt/BM on servers, now or then. I just want to sit down and silently play and unwind after a hard days work.
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>>434847829
>once in a blue moon
t. can't lead flames
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>>434850783
It's mainly aimed at those pink and lime retards.
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>>434851010
Those pink and lime scouts are a special breed
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>>434850783
scout's a dishonest class desu, so people calling scouts "scunts" isn't too surprising.
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>>434844960
i actually main sniper and miss all my shots most of the time
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>>434850982
Sounds like you were being a gregor. Which is more than enough to get called a scunt over for most people

Keep up the good work. Scunt.
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>>434851284
That's just sad
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>>434847107
>main pyro
>furfag label sticks to you as a consequence
>learn everything you can about pyro
>learn rocket jumping with airblast
>learn timing for quick projectile reflects like huntsman
>learn flare punching other pyros
>go into casual
>bequest furfag pyros
>"yiff in hell" bind after every kill
>they get mad and leave
>make blog post about a dead game on a skyrim discussion image board
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>>434851010
>>434851137
>Tfw want to wear fast learner cause it's the only thing that fits my hat/moustache combo but doing so would lump me in with scunts
I really wish Scout had some more varied shirts/chest cosmetics. They all look the same and are all Fast Learner wannabes, and the ones that arent dont fit with anything.
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Why is Soldier so easy, yet so rewarding, bros?
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>>434851364
yes but it is who i am and i accept it
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>>434851296
>Gregor
Isn't that just the silent good player or something?
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>>434851458
Splash damage does wonders
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rate this bad idea:
sniper reloads really fast but can't headshot or charge
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>>434851475
Just go on those sniper war servers. You'll get real mad but can aim like a god
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>>434851674
no i just queue casual and try my best
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>>434851674
>Just go on those sniper war servers
Yeah just go to trade_plaza
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>>434851458
Low skill floor high skill ceiling
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>>434851626
That would be a sad sight to see. Some poor gibus sniper spamming it down a choke point and thinking "I'm good at this game"
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>>434844960
Why can't any other team shooter make tank classes feel as good as playing Heavy
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>>434851626
sounds useless
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>>434851458
I will never forgive Valve for making the strange whip upgrade on kills rather than teammates whipped like it fucking should've been. Idiots.
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>>434851846
They don't use a minigun that's why
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>>434851889
fuck you leatherman
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>>434851781
I guess you'll sorta get somewhere but if ya want a test go on community servers
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>>434851846
idk but playing heavy and getting ubered is god tier
>yelling at the top of your lungs while 3 sentries and the team try to obliterate you but you mow them down instead.

Nothing in OW captures that feeling of a great push
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>>434848198
The banana is bretty good actually
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>>434851831
sniper is a bizarre class to try and balance
he's incredibly dependent on a single skill, and the difference between being nearly perfect and perfect has immense consequences
bad snipers are fucking terrible and good snipers ruin servers
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>>434851458
He is the base of the game itself

>maps are made with him in mind
>best weapons
>good hp so you dont feel frail
>pretty darn good lines
>the least fucked class in terms of cosmetics alongside engineer
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>>434849484
>he
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>>434849484
Pyro sucks man. He only works as an ambush class. A perfect always reflecting Pyro is shit out of luck against a pretty good soldier who remembers they have a shotgun. Or they have the mobility to just leave.
Scout>Pyro
Solider>Pyro
Demos can get fucked by Pyros but he out DPS or can plan stickies
Heavy>Pyro
Sentry>Pyro
Medic<Pyro well no shit
Spy has a lot of advantages over Pyro if they know what they're doing but I mean in general a good Pyro will win out
Sniper>Pyro outraged and Jarate can get rid of afterburn
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>>434852326
I love how even after almost a decade I still hear lines in this game I swear I never have before.
>STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP.
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>>434852087
I think ow simply ain't as hard as tf2, so every kill you get feels deserved. Every hit has some wait to it. OW is just real lacking in hit weight
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>tfw 400 hours and have never owned an unusual
I stopped playing in like 2012 maybe and the rarest thing I got back then was a dozen or so strange weapons
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>>434852431
>THIS AMERICAN BOOT JUST KICKED YOUR ASS BACK TO RUSSIA
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>>434849783
>backburner
Backburner isn't a counter retard, it's a crutch ambush weapon. In a direct 1v1 fight Heavy always has the advantage over Pyro when it comes to close-mid range
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>>434852326
Come on anon I get the whole poor soldier look but a strange DH is literally 50 cents that's less than a pack of gum.
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despacito
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>>434852431
>YOU LIVE IN A VAN!
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>>434852740
despacitowo
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>>434852431
>THUS BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF BLOOD
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>>434852668
>breaking character
>giving a fuck about stranges

Im sorry but no
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>>434849484
Even class with hitscan
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>>434852620
Unusuals are slippery, shitty slope. I did alot of sharking back in the day to build up a collection to the point of being able to get an unusual for every class except spy. Only ever unboxed one despite maybe 500 dollars+ spent on all that shit. Never ever understood how people had the means to get backpacks with hundreds of them and they just fucking sit on them for months at a time. I'll always regret trading my Sunbeams Big Country. Oh well.
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>>434852867
Spy voice
>I'M AFRAID NOT
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>>434852087
Losing in TF2 and then pushing the cart in Overtime, while the entire enemy team tries to attack you and succeeding to cap the last point is such an orgasmic feeling.
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>>434852883
You telling me a hobo wouldn't have two quarters, maggot?
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>not playing superior Team Fortress Classic

Loving every laugh at you Zoomers
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>>434853008
Just that completely uncoordinated attack that everyone seems to understand without a word. Something about that is special
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>>434852541
>Overwatch hitsound: tsst tsst tsst tsst
>TF2 hitsound: DING DING DING DING

At least you can see their health bar go down :^)
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>>434853163
>not playing tf2 vintage
having a fef
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>>434853163
Find me a server that is not filled with bots and I'll play it.
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>>434853164
>Just that completely uncoordinated attack that everyone seems to understand without a word
I believe the term is "pub push"
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>>434853163
>not Fortress Forever
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>>434853335
Is Drippy's 2fort still a thing?
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>>434853335
I mean ya got a point
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i am the DEMOKNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>434853163
B A N A N A L A N D
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>>434852369
>demo
The Demoman can shoot stickies faster than the Pyro can deflect them and even then, the stickies don't change color when deflected. Plus, the Pyro cannot attack and deflect at the same time. Timing pipes or rockets is very easy.
The Pyro really is outclassed by every class except Medic.
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>>434851428
>be me
>main pyro
>not a furfaggot myself but name my stuff after furfaggot shit to piss people off
>go into 4chan places and serves
>i know everytime i kill someone i will make some retarded neckbeard will curse my name and give me the salt i crave
>deep down wonder why and how retards get mad at a decade old video game
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Is the dragon's fury still worth using after the nerf? The fact that it has such a shitty airblast was already a big downside to me. I still see shitters complaining about the weapon in pubs though
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>>434853031
>implying more hobos dont waste the money they get in drinks, tobacco and pizza while nagging they dont get money

And like I said before: I dont care too much for strange weapons. The only ones I got are gifts
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>>434850328
Don't worry, once you reach the magenta ranks (110+) they only pair you with the noobest of the noobs. At that point you have to tryhard because your team can't play and the other team is full of red/dark blue ranks.
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>>434853008
There's a certain magic to being on a team full of F2Ps or subpar players that get their shit kicked all game just to being granted divine powers in overtime, slaughtering the stacked enemy team and win the game
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>>434853856
>not a furfaggot myself but name my stuff after furfaggot shit to piss people off
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>>434851458
He has the best kazotsky kick and conga animations
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>>434849484
Pyro gets raped by heavies, soldiers that don’t mindlessly shoot their rockets, demos that don’t mindlessly shoot their pipes, and scouts.
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>>434854256
Medals for everyone!
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>>434854256
That bouncing hat is pretty funny to watch
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>>434850783
>spam Space+A+D
>in a game with such shitty lag compensation
>the Scout's model can sometimes move faster than the hitbox, especially against players with higher ping
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"skill"
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>>434854440
>lag compensation
>stumble upon a heavy
>retreat behind a corner
>kidding, that wasn't "behind a corner" on heavy's screen so you still die :)
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>>434854148
Uh oh looks like I made another one mad!
Bawhahahahahahahaha
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>>434849484
>pyro counters everything
Pyro counters anything?
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>>434853207
>not using the Retro hitsound at max pitch
>not using the JoJo's Eyes of Heaven "Retired!" Sound bite as your killsound
I shiggy diggy.
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>>434854440
>Aim explosive at ground
>Lmaohitstun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>skill
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>>434854980
Leave this website you fucking Soundsmith watching zoomer.
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>>434854025
That suddenly explains a lot. I'm used to carrying but recent pubs have been nothing but fresh outta the gate F2Ps on my team doing fuck all versus the enemy's lower but more evenly spread ranks
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>>434851846
Does it? Heavy has been my least favourite class from the start of the game just because too slow for me
It's boring
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>>434851889
They did that with most strange weapons for some reason.
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>>434855131
not him but what does soundsmith have to do with jojo? Who the fuck even is soundsmith?
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>>434855648
He's a zoomtuber for the TF2 community and is a massive JoJo weeb. He's the one that started the "RETIRED" killsound meme and now all his zoomer fans do it too.
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>>434855412
IMO speed hasn't been an issue for Heavy ever since the GRU was added
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>>434846481
>>434846226

>People have high opinions of you and value you

Gtfo and then back in.
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>>434855620
>Strange Charge N' Targe wasn't something cool like "Meters Charged" or "Damage Resisted"
So much wasted potential for so many cool weapons.
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>>434852369
Pyro is obviously a suboptimal offensive class, but if you play him as a hybrid support/defense character, he really shines. Protecting buildings and airblasting ubers are both extremely useful skills, and his DPS is high enough to force pushing enemies to either fall back for health or die. Scorch Shot is also the best harassment tool in the game, and can make an enemy Sniper's job nearly impossible, and can keep an Engie glued to his buildings. I think a lot of people are too hard on Pyro. Like Demoman, I think Pyro is under the wrong class category.
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>>434849554
>wait
or it just wont happen?
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>>434856046
>Still no Strange Rocket Jumper/Sticky Jumper that tracks meters jumped
>Still no Strange B.A.S.E. Jumper that tracks time spent airborne
>Still no Strange Disguise Kit that tracks times disguised
>Still no Strange Thermal Thruster that tracks goomba stomps
>Still no Strange Gunboats that track damaged absorbed
>Still no Strange Cozy Camper that tracks HP Regained
>Still no Strange Part: Stickybombs Destroyed
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>>434846294
>Community retarded enough to choose a pyro update over a heavy update
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>>434857962
I'm still mad. Both classes needed a rework, but Heavy deserved it sooner
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>>434857962
And yet the best weapon in the whole update was the banana.
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I main medic.
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>>434857962
Pre-update Pyro was in a worse spot than Heavy ever was. Pyro was bad since 2007. Heavy isn't fantastic, but is nowhere near as in need of rebalancing as Pyro was.
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>>434858214
>Heavy update comes around after 1 year of waiting
>It's worse than before
or
>It breaks the game for the next months
Either way I'm scared
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>>434855131
>>434855875
I didn't even know that dude. I've been using JoJo soundbites as killsounds since last year. It's a good killsound desu.
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>>434844960
I just don't want it to die
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>>434858672
i myself, would like to die
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>>434858563
At least if it's worse than expected it's only disappointing all ten of us Heavy mains
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>>434857103
>Scorch Shot is also the best harassment tool in the game, and can make an enemy Sniper's job nearly impossible
the sniper rifle is the best harassment tool in the game, it kills people who try to tickle you from far away
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>>434858340
>I main medic
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>>434857103
Yeah Pyro is good at protecting combos and nests, and general support at choke points. I think it's dumb whenever people say he's OP
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>>434857962
>>434858214
Don't blame the community, blame Valve that they couldn't rework both and decided to trash TF2
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How are all of you holding up with the wait for an update? I'm practically counting the days at this point, I need something new right fucking now, even if it's for the heavy.
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>>434858320
blows my mind that Valve actually allowed the banana
>10 second recharge over 30 seconds for the Sandvich
>heals 2/3rds of what the Sandvich does
>small health kit on drop means it can still stop afterburn and bleed even if it's not as much as a medium kit
by far Heavy's best secondary
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>>434859434
I mean it only heals half but the extra 101 after 299 the sandwiches heals is pointless
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>>434859361
I stopped playing years ago, maybe I'll check it if it looks interesting like with the pyro update.
Did they say they were dropping the heavy update around now or is this just fans hoping it happens sooner rather than later?
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>>434859361
I just want the Pyro's flames to get fixed, the older orange flames were better than what they are now
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>>434857103
>he
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>>434851458
mobility means that unless you really fuck up an attack you should be able to get away
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main tier list
>chad
Heavy, Medic
>bro
Engie, Pyro
>tryhard
Scout, Soldier
>subhuman scum
Spy,Sniper,Demo
Refute this list
Protip: You can't
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>>434858340
Thank you healer!
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>>434856046
>>434857676
>strange bonk atomic punch doesn't track damage absorbed
im still fucking mad about that
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>>434859867
objectively wrong
>chad
classes I play
>subhuman scum
classes I don't play
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>TF2's birthday yesterday
>No announcement or blog post
>Couldn't be asked to add the birthday ball even
So is the game officially dead?
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>>434859867
>demo
>not meme tier
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>>434854694
Pretending to be a cock sucking faggot still makes you a faggot dude because at the end of the day you're the one who sucked a cock not him
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>>434859361
I haven't seen this pic before, so thanks.
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>>434859674
It's mostly wishful thinking. The Pyro update was released around this time last year, the Blue Moon update was unnanounced and we are due for a Scream Fortress anyway.
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>>434859674
The TF2 team practically hasn't said a word for a long time, so most of the people like me are just hoping for an update fairly soon since Halloween is around the corner, but who knows what could happen at this point, maybe they make us wait until 2019 and the heavy update is the last big one we get.

I just want to believe, you can never really know what the fuck Valve is doing, but sometimes it works.
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>>434860776
What if they pulled a Half-Life 3 and quietly canned the game entirely without telling the fans?
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>>434844960
Are there actual heavy mains out there?
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>>434860994
that's exactly what they did
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>>434860994
DELET THIS
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>>434846226
That's just code for maining medic.
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>>434861085
>FUNKe
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>>434860994
>didn't acknowledge the 11th birthday
They might as well have
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>actually playing tf2 in 2018
poor or underage?
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>>434861320
Jokes on you the amount of money I've spent on this game is depressing
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>mains
>playing tf2
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>>434861484
>tfw Valve created lootboxes before they were trendy
>tfw can't stop opening crates hoping for a Strange Gunslinger
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>he still plays medic fortress 2
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>>434861751
just shoot them lol
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How can we fix spy?
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>>434861484
so just stupid then
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>>434861740
>can't stop opening crates hoping for a Strange Gunslinger
Did they rerelease that shit or do you have a stack of #30s lying around?
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>>434861909
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>>434861909
As long as you've got a gun up so some gibus scout can't run off with our intel you can have the biggest yehaw you can partner
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I hate 2fort. why aren't there any fucking ammo/health pickups on that godforsaken map
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>>434861085
Hello
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>>434848198
Still better than any of Pyro's meme weapons
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>>434862454
Jetpack is actually fun, even if not optimal.
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>>434861085
you know it
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>>434861945
I opened 3 which means over 100 $ worth of keys.
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>>434862545
>>434862439
Nothing is better than the feel of pocketing a Heavy main who knows what the fuck they're doing and team wiping the opposition.
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>>434862640
You want me to rev my gun at max distance and try to kill the sentry gun right while walking foward
Or,
You want me to Jump over and over again while trying to approach the sentry gun, right?
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>>434862914
Yes
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>>434863038
THAR SHE BLOWS
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>he hasn't read the TF2 comics
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>>434861909
>>434862113
>its an "engineer sets up in front of spawn and never moves" episode
swear to god i'm gonna fuckin kill someone but it'll have to wait until we're all dead because the engi didn't do his job
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>tfw spy/engie main
My life is nothing but suffering.
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Damn is feels good to be a Pyro main
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>>434857962
Pyro's main weapon was glitched so bad you couldn't even reliably use it for it's sole pitiful use (other than airblasting). It's still bugged but it's a little bit better now.
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Why are TF2 threads so comfy holy shit.
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>tfw i just learned that the pumpkin bombs on halloween maps have unused voice lines
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>>434847313
3.5/5 The Badge is a little boring, maybe trade some weapons for a stogie or a flak jacket.
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>tfw one off
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>>434864441
Because it's one of the games that can actually be discussed on /v/.
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>>434860043
Thats some extreme mental gymnastics
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>>434863952
>It’s on a 5cp map where we’re pushing onto the enemy’s last point
I seriously wonder what’s going on inside those people’s heads. I call them out sometimes and they move up when I do, so they can’t just be idling after they build their shit
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>>434844960
>Heavy won't stop spamming medic
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>>434861909
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>>434864441
Because TF2 is comfy.
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>>434863952
>"its three fucking idiots build on spawn and dont move and you are playing enginer before them so the whole team nags at you" episode
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>Comepetitive getting more and more showed down your throat about how good and important it is by tubers.
Yeah no, I want to have some fun instead thank you very much. Would you kindly leave casual alone?
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>>434864873
That's when you go heavy and spam medic next to him, until the whole team is doing it and he ragequits.

Bonus points if you can get enemy spies in on it
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UGLEH
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>>434864873
>SFM porn
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>>434865286
whats wrong with it other than how there isn't enough dog content?
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>>434865280
:C
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>smelted loads of weapons that were building up in my backpack
>haven't crafted a cosmetic in ages, decide to give it a shot for the shits and giggles
>got some stupid fucking Scout boots (Teuforth Kickers)

I don't know what I was expecting
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When's the Van gonna start up again? Hopefully the next time it doesn't go to shit.
>>434865280
Took you long enough.
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>>434865449
>hating the Teufort Tooth Kickers
it's multi-class and looks great on Soldier, Engineer and Demo
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Aye lads, post your Demo loadouts
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>>434864441
>Upward
>Barnblitz
>Badwater
>Frontier
Maybe its the combination of map design and assets used for the buildings but payload maps are some of the confiest ways to play the game.
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>>434865375
Shit always looked like two rubber dolls doing it if done wrong like most SFM stuff out there
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>he equips gunboats and gives up his second weapon
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>>434865449
>open 30 crates
>get two unusuals
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>>434865459
Every weekend. Fridays are a tossup. Other weekdays never worked out from what I’ve seen.
>Hopefully the next time it doesn’t go to shit
It wouldn’t be partyvan without going to shit
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>>434865637
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is there a way to make the game stop giving you tons of shit all the time? what is the idea with having a limited inventory and just pouring shit into it constantly?
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>>434865595
Oh fuck it's multi-class? I dunno why I thought it was Scout only, disregard my post

>>434865779
Absolute madman
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>Entire team's running around shooting each other
>Just chilling with my buildings
>TFW mvp
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>>434865779
>open 30 crates
>realize I'm playing a gacha game
>kill self
>watch commercial to revive
>open 30 more crates
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>>434865906
to incentivize you to purchase backpack expanders
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>>434853856
>not a furfaggot myself but name my stuff after furfaggot shit to piss people off
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>>434862545
>Hunter Heavy
>When Siberian Tigerstripe exists
Come on now
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>>434865637
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>>434865637
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>not playing the best class
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>>434844960
I literally cannot play other class than Sniper.
I recently git a bit gudder at it with some training, but I suck at predicting projectiles.
>2-4 domi and top fragging with le hitscan class everytiem
Where is hell, my place should be there...
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>>434866363
Hunter Heavy matches the Gone Commando's camo more also the strange numbers on both are tied
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>>434849581
lol just M2 him off a cliff
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>>434866537
I figured that was why you kept the set. The Jungle Inferno stuff for heavy is some of his most underrated.
Badlands Baron Pyro the best though
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>look at steam and player statistics
>still maintains a solid 30k playerbase despite bots being banned and kids being asleep

That and Terraria's 20k playerbase continue to baffle me, but in a good way. It's like the game won't die.
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>>434851435
Just don't paint it anything bright. Hell, leaving it plain still looks good.
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Okay, hear me out on this.

We move this piece of shit to the primary slot, and you make it so you can still use both the secondary as well melee weapons after activation.
BAM, we have 2 hot new heavy sub-classes. Heavy-shotgun heavy, which is basically fat-scout made viable. You're stronger and healthier than a scout, and not only that, it also works great from a range due to damage fall-off immunity.
Or you can go full retard/friendly and pair it with another food item to become a food dispenser, a medic alternative that heals in bursts and can actually survive more than 2 rockets to the face.

Or we can just give heavy a 4th slot designated for food items and call it a Heavy Update.
Fuck the Riot Shield primary idea
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>>434864441
We actually talk about the game instead of just memes and shitposting
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>he unironically wasted his time doing shit tier tedious contracts for this garbage joke weapon
lmao
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>>434865286
>Found Soldier Engineer SFM porn once
The most disgusting part was that it was really well made.
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if you dont main heavy and if you do but depend on your bf medic hang yourself
true mans know how to deal whit troubles themselfs
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>>434866363
Man I don't remember seeing that at all. In any case I still prefer the Hunter Heavy, it's a bit bulkier and meshes well with other military gear
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>>434867072
I actually got all of them as drops in the span of like 3 days.
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>>434849554
>being this optimistic
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>>434854980
>decided to setup custom hitsound
>end up choosing MC Ride's "yuh" from Guillotine
>mfw using the minigun/flamethrower on literally anything
>mfw it's at ear-rape levels on crits or large group hits
It's an experience, to say the least.
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>>434867101
>tfw a friend once made me read a disturbingly well made fic with Spy, Soldier and Engi
Never again.
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>>434865696
mostly agreed, but barnblitz sucks ass. The last point ruins the entire map.
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>>434867072
I got it as a drop just as I unlocked the Thruster.
>>434867198
Tell me your secret, I haven't received a random drop in weeks.
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>he doesn't pybro with a nearby engineer on defense
>he doesn't thermal thrust as a phlog on offense

MMPH MMPH
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>>434861085
Yes, hello?
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>>434866794
breddy gud
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>>434867445
Barnblitz last is just a meat grinder for sentries. All they need is two competent engies and the whole fucking building is locked down
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fourth cosmetic slot when
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>>434846226
>not playing whatever class you feel like regardless of whatever role is needed at that point
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>>434867182
Yeah it was one of the Jungle inferno cosmetics, with the corresponding hat it's one of my favourite sets for Heavy actually.

>>434867641
I've recently swapped the Last Breath for the MAIR mask and it looks pretty rad
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I main Medic. I maim Medic in pubs.
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>>434867883
Forgot image because I'm a retard
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Soldier
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>He plays TF2 competitively
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>>434867778
7 spies
6 snipers
no medics

final desitnation
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>>434868068
>He Watches GT

Phew dodged the Bullet Bait there
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>>434846226
>play Engie or Medic
>want to change class
>feel bad because you're not supporting your team anymore and/or because you're the only support of that team
It hurts bros.
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>>434867975
MeeM

MEEM

MEEEEEEEEEEM
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>drop my very first hat
>feels fucking GREAT
>three fucking days later mannconomy update
>everyone and their mother is running with hats
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>>434867528
It's just luck bruh. I once got two hat drops in the span of like three hours.
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This guy joins your server, drops your Med, calls you a fucking idiot and then duels you, what do you do?
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>>434868293
>He doesn't watch GT
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>>434868174
6 snipers
6 spies
one gunslinger engi
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>>434868413
>hat drops
That's a myth. Hat drops don't exist.
t. 900 hours and not a single hat or tool drop.
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>>434861236
This.
I just quit caring at some point.
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>>434868414
Tell him he has OK aim
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>>434857962
I main both, you couldn't hope to understand how painful it was to choose. (I went with Heavy as I played him more at the time.)
In retrospect, however, Pyro was clearly in far more need of a change.
Pyro, pre-Jungle-Inferno
>flames were inconsistent as hell
>lag gives an objective advantage
>airblast was ludicrous
>afterburn really just wasn't fun
Heavy, pre-Jungle-Inferno (although little has actually changed)
>lacks variety
>biggest issue by far is the lack of interesting unlockables
>some new interesting weapons that offered alternative playstyles and a few balance changes would've done the trick
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>>434868659
>900 hours
Heh. Nice one small fry.
5000 hours in and i've had name tag drops and hat drops.
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>>434868659
I didn't get one til well past 1000 hours.
I've gotten 2 or 3 so far and I'm close to 2000 now.
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>>434858868
how dare you forget about me you asshole
make that 11
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>>434868659
>450h and 1 demo hat drop
No longer being a f2p improved the situation
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>>434868659
>tfw at least 9 hats in 1000 hours
just be urself
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>>434868659
>2600 hours
>only 3 cosmetic drops
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>>434864716
>playing comp
are you a masochist
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>>434868414
>b4nny
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>>434867000
That's actually a pretty decent idea
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>>434844960
This game is still alive?
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>>434851458
Already been said, splash damage, numerous crutch weapons that togeather can even take the worst players pretty far and decent players to impossible to kill standards, add that with a potential pocket med and you got only a coordinated team to worry about
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>>434869112
I played the beta and played a few seasons of actual TF2 comp as Heavy

I wanted to see how high I'd place in Valve's ranking, kinda surprised it got that high to begin with
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>>434864747
Griefing is so much better than having fun
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>>434866846
A game being FUN goes a long way.
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>>434869312
thank you for noticing my post
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>see a phlog pyro spamming binds
>no big deal dealt with more prentious before
>whips out Scorch Shot and spams from balcony in 2fort and crit rushes offensive whenever possible
>starts getting hate
>invites pocket medic friend with anime pfp and demo who stickycamps the door
>team is unbalanced and only has a few decent players
>being the stubborn idiot I was I didn’t switch from engie while trapped
>pyro doesn’t even try to cap but rakes in kills and spams “ez” once the games finished
Are these the new scunts?
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>>434870119
>2fort

found your problem. 2fort is not a serious map.
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>>434868659
>mfe 3 hat drops in 300 hours
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>>434870119
did you at least earn your gibus before getting camped
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>>434870529
No, but I at least got a revenge through a well deserved random crit
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>>434865637
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>>434870119
>2fort
Found your problem. There's a reason 2fort is canonically on Teufort, formerly Two Farts.
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wat do
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>>434868414
Tell him comp TF2 is a pipe dream and despite being a shittier game it'll never have that same level of comp support and push as Overwatch.
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>>434871170
go Sniper
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>>434871170
believe in yourself
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>>434871170
go DR spy and give them away to the enemy team so they RQ to an actual class
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>>434871170
Play Spy
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>>434871170
At that point you might as well play along and go Spy, you'd be fucking yourself in the ass trying to play seriously with that setup otherwise
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>>434871170
Sniper, SMG only.
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>>434846294

The Heavy update is never coming because the moment it does everybody will see the game as 'dead'. Either that or the comic finale
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>>434850830

He sounds like an old man, but its really fucking great to hear him again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4yIKgrFyFw
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>tfw still feel the same excitement watching Meet The Medic as I did 5 years ago when I saw it for the first time

>>434872042
based h0neylans poster
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>>434849484
engi Just fucks pyro , unless that pyro can airblast
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>>434849484
Are you new to the game or something?
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>>434872705
He probably still thinks puff and sting still one hit kills people.
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What if the reason that Issue #7 and Episode 3 are both being withheld is because Valve is working on a reveal where the events in the TF universe precede everything that happens in the Half-Life/Portal universe?

>Elizabeth and the mercs stumble into the Xen Crystal that would later be taken to Black Mesa
Would the world be able to handle that level of kino?
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>>434861085
I am Heavy Autism Main
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>>434873050
I'd rather have TF2 stay self-contained or connected to the Ricochet universe
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>>434844960
>meatshots you three times
heh
nothin personnel
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>>434873192
Are you using a custom HUD to get your minigun description to appear like that or did you just shop it in?
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>>434871170
>not going medic and ubering your own spies to see them panic while the enemy sniper and engie run away in fear
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>>434873357
>*blocks your path*
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>>434874076

Rare glitched item
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>>434873357
>"meatshot" somebody at point blank range
>32 damage
>they turn around
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now that the dust has stetted can we finaly agree this witch hunt over random crits is shit
and we should be complaining about how matchmakeing is still garbage?
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>>434873192
FUNKe?
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>>434874528

Random crits are unironically just fine. The real issue is matchmaking being revamped to work like CS:GO where one god-like player is expected to carry 11 retards against 12 reasonable players. Pros only play on fresh alts it's gotten so bad.
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how in fuck's name am I supposed to play TF2 in 2018. Honest question. What's the minimum for a PC that could CONSISTENTLY run TF2 at above average settings?
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>>434874528
I still don't like random weapon crits. Melee crits are fine.
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>>434874698
My Thinkpad W520 can run the game at 30fps indefinitely, your toaster will be fine, just make sure your CPU is good.
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>>434874350
I meant how the info box appears on the class screen without obscuring the other loadouts

Also nice unusual effect name, just noticed it
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>>434874528
yes
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>>434874698
My Lenovo Y510p plays it effortlessly on High
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>>434874804
looks like toonhud
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>>434874695
>God-like
If only. Since Casual doesn't have any penalties for losing games, you can be a shit player and reach the upper levels eventually. At that point you're fucked because matchmaking will always put you in the bad teams.
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>>434874698
I use this guy's custom config, it includes a competitive graphics config for maximum fps, you can comment out the maxframes and uncomment maxquality in the autoexec.cfg if you want to revert. Feel free to comment out things you don't like in your autoexec.cfg file, edit some of the class files, ect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRGW4a1K_Io

Get the invisible textures too, it doesn't help with fps, but it is nice to see more than half your screen with a rocket launch out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWPW817xWY

No hats mod if you really want more fps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iv8EKxalTI

That's about all the performance you can squeeze out of tf2.
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What if we made the scorch shot only work on direct hit?
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>>434877790
The Scorch Shot already rewards direct hits
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>>434877790
>>434877953
Redpill me on why I should use the Scorch Shot over Detonator, please
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>>434878264
Scorch Shot causes knockback as well as splash damage while the Detonator just does splash damage. SS is also point-n-click while the Detonator requires timing for less reward.
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>>434874506
>meatshot somebody at point blank
>do 90 damage
>kill 7/9 of all the classes in two shots before they can react
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>>434878264
Det is mostly for flarejumping while SShot is more for defense.

Its genuine broken if you use it with the phlog, stick a medic on your ass and crit away after just two flares
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>>434861085
That's like asking if retarded children play the game, someone has to manage babbys first class.
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>>434878583
Det still has the best flare jumps though right? Also I like that it requires precise timing

Knockback seems pretty insubstantial if they're not close to a drop-off
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>>434844960
I main scout in mvm because no one else plays him
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>>434879029
>the ability to stop people dead in their tracks for 1 second or throw them off-course is insubstantial for the close-range DPS class
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>>434880014
I guess, but airblast does the same (though obviously is only possible at extreme proximities). Personally I'll take the mobility and burst harassment of the Det over the Scorch any day
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>>434874506
>no QT engineer or scout
why even live?
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>>434880190
>SS enemy
>flare hits them, they are burning and take extra damage from the dropped flare, also get stumbled from direct hits
>keep doing this
>infinite suppression and burn damage
>dont need to rightclick or time shots at all
Enjoy your inferior gun
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>>434847313
3/5 "I want to have an item set but also I don't"
>>434864685
2/5 "I also want to have an item set but Valve has never let these predictable and boring cosmetics that go a bit TOO WELL with each other part of a set"
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>Get stabbed by a Spy as Engineer
>Spy saps all my buildings
>Spy dies to Flamethrower
>Pyro kills all sappers from my buildings
>Return to my nest, a faithful Pyro is guarding my nest
>Highfive him

I love these little moments
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Pyro with Sight for Sore Eyes + Gibus + Homewrecker
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXnPT0uyDoE
Remember?
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>>434868659
>777 hours
>Two hat drops and two nametag drops
GIT GUD NERD
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>>434880934
>sentry that has single-handedly kept the four scouts covered in unusuals at bay and away from our backline is being fired at from a blindspot
>I'm forced to sit and repair it
>teammates ignore me
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>>434881383
Once I meatshielded a Sentry from an enemy Soldier's rocket as a Targe + Booties Demoknight. I died but I saved the nest. I still feel good about it.
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>>434880934
>playing spy
>disguised as an enemy
>engineer across the hall starts shooting me
>dodge his shouts while jumping and shouting "thanks!"
>he thinks I'm a teammate
>walk over, stab and sap his shit, then leave
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>>434881383
>want to wander around picking off fragile targets
>SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY
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>>434877239
I installed an FPS config (and my TF2 has graphical glitches and is in single digit FPS range. Is it something wrong with my build?
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>>434881726
One trick stunt.
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>>434882986
The best kind. Your opponent feels like a moron afterwards, so you never have to do it more than once anyway.
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>>434881383
Use the eureka effect. You can teleport to your exit even if a spy sapped it and have a chance to telefrag him. Keep your exit next to your sentry.
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>>434847313
sorry for shit pic quality
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>>434877953
No, like it would not explode if you just shot the floor with it.
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>>434848198
> Best unlock to be released during the update
> Loser
Honestly Heavy won pretty hard then
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Why is arena such a forgotten mode? I will never relive playing that shit on a consistently full server again.
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>>434884808
I had so much fun in Arena, playing as Engineer was so intense
>That first 1 minute in which you rush out a sentry and dispenser and pray you dont get fucked
>2-4 minutes, if both team's didnt instantly kill eachother, the game reduces to a slow, methodical game of picking the enemy 1 by 1, everyone hugs the Sentry and the Dispenser
>Capture point is enabled
>You're one of the last ones in your team
>Do a ballsy Sentry pick up on the cap and fight to win
Good times
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>>434854440
I can't lie, I do this on scout but also play with a ping of 250+. It's fucking hilarious.
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>>434885171
>the game reduces to a slow, methodical game of picking the enemy 1 by 1
that's what I loved about it, too bad it died off
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>>434884517
I don't know why people like the Coldsnap Coat. The Antarctic Parka looks way better.
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>>434862640
There is nothing better then being a great heavy and seeing a great medic decked out with hats and cosmetics. Once you both see each other there is something on the ethereal plane that binds you two together and makes you unstoppable, communication is not needed to smash the pub.
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>>434844960
>he plays tf2
Something tells me you're lying. No one plays this shit.
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>>434882014
which fps config are you using?
reset your settings to default with the -autoconfig launch option, then try this one
https://mastercoms.github.io/mastercomfig/download
are your temps during gameplay ok? you should easily get 60+ fps in tf2 on the highest settings with your setup, if your temps are fine and mastercoms doesn't help, i'd suspect an hardware issue. do you have similar issues in other games?
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>>434885904
is it time?
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>get autobalanced at the very end of a match despite coordinating well with your team for up to an hour before
>this happens because the losing team rage quits and creates an imbalance at the very end of the match
>6 new people join from the matchmaking system, anyway

Someone defend this broken, garbage system. Don't give me the retarded, "necessary ebil xdd" argument. It's not necessary in the slightest. All that needs to improve is the matchmaking system priority to fill in people from the queue when there's a server imbalance.
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>>434886345
Nevermind, just checked it again and apparently I'm getting a consistent 120 FPS due to my configs.
Still get graphical issues though but they go away after a bit of playing.
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>>434867312
>have a demoman MC Ride mod for tf2
>most of demos lines are replaced with quotes of MC Ride
>most of them make no sense and some lines aren't replaced
>However, whenever demo gets hit he goes "AHHH"
>If a demo dies he goes "AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH"
its so fucking funny, especially after not playing for a few weeks and forgetting I have the mod installed, only to join a casual game and hear "AHH"
This is what pubs sound like when my team has 4+ demos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T8wfdKepB4
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>>434861085
Me. It's fun just hugging the cart, left clicking everyone and quadrupling everyone's score. Easiest class by far and everyone rage quits.
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GIVE HEAVY AOE BUFFS

How has Valve not realized the potential behind this? He's literally meant to be the core/front of a team line. He's slow moving, but moves at the general pace of an advancing team, while also being the "center" of it which the team gravitates around. Giving him an aura buff will further enhance this obvious idea, and allow him to support his team in ways that Heavy now can't even come close too.

Just take them from the soldier for fucks sake. Most soldiers who use their banner are just roaming faggots who use it for themself. They'd be of much more use on a heavy.

Furthermore, the heavy can be healed by a medic and thus the medic is keeping their team buff alive.

GIVE HEAVY AOE BUFFS
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>>434866846
Good games never die. Even UT99 has more players than every other UT game and Company of heroes 1 still has 2/3 the player base of coh2.
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>>434886834
I have 2000 hours in soldier, and I couldn't agree more. Just imagining the team rallying around a heavy with a buff banner is goddamn beautiful.
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>>434886834
I thought of a change to the Huo-Long Heater that would sort of be what you were looking for. Basically, it's how it is now, but with the ability to have an AoE fire-blast around Heavy. It'd be like Pyro's airblast, but also set people on fire. This would cost a chunk of ammo, but it would be pretty useful for sending enemies away from a point.
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>>434886834
GIVE HEAVY RIOT SHIELD SO HE TANKS LIKE REINHARDT
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>>434845062
finally
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>>434887216
Thanks for providing no input :)

Opinion discarded.
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>>434882014
Tf2 runs on literally any PC made after 2007, git gud.
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GIVE HEAVY THE B.A.S.E. JUMPER
>GIVE HEAVY THE B.A.S.E. JUMPER
GIVE HEAVY THE B.A.S.E. JUMPER
>GIVE HEAVY THE B.A.S.E. JUMPER
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>>434886834
I'd love this but that would be a huge fucking rework and you know they don't have time for that shit
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>>434887216
FUCK OFF WITH THE SHIELDS

HE'S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, NOT HEAVY SHIELDS GUY
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>>434844960

trolling the shit out of people with the bat is fun

also, if you try hard, scout is great and super mobile.
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>>434887356
>make an a useless weapon even more useless
for what purpose
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>>434887568
>YOUR BERLIN WALL COULD NOT STOP MY RONALD RAYGUN
FUCKING KEK
TF2/Overwatch crossover lines are pure gold.
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>>434886834
Not only would these be viable alternatives for the meta sandvich/banana playstyle, but it'd totally establish heavy as having the role of "team anchor". If the other team is attacking with a buffed heavy leading the way, you better take out that heavy first thing's first, or else it's like cutting off only 1 of the Hydra heads. Gotta take out the core, which is the buffed heavy.
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>>434887881
Right, which props heavy up to be what he's supposed to be, a bullet sponge distraction that has to be eliminated lest he starts warcking up damage against you.
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>>434887216
>>434887356
>assmad soldier main
cant wait to put you in the epic rage comp when Soldier gets his beloved buff banner put on heavy
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>>434886834
The Kremlin Kickers
>Secondary weapon
>hit reload with minigun unspun to kick enemy vertically into the air
>spinup 50% faster on successful kick
>marks kicked victim for death
>gas passer style reload time that isn't available immediately, but becomes available faster with damage or time
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>>434888745
Anon said TEAM BUFFS not "LE PUNCH ENEMY AND BECOME STRONK XD"

Heavy isn't a pick class.
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>tfw unboxed 89 unusuals
i'm probably why official servers are still up. you fags better thank me.
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>>434888868
Soldier already gives the team AOE buffs :^)
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>>434844960
>casually headshots your entire team
A good sniper is the most annoying thing to play against, even more than pyro just existing
Also, Upward worst payload map prove me wrong, cunts
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Stranger, Stranger! Now THAT'S a weapon!
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>>434889335
>3rd most played map
>most played payload map

Upward is objectively the best map based on facts and evidence.
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>>434847225
If we're talking about getting most done with least amount of effort, I'd say pyro. Afterburn is more annoying than splash damage
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>>434889129
I unboxed one Unusual the night Unusuals came out, an Unusual Vintage Tyrolean with Circling Hearts. I sold it for 8 Vintage hats and I'll never forgive myself for being so fucking stupid
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>>434889579
it's tied with Badwater, which has been the best Payload map since its inception
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>>434849484
lmao
>Scout counters pyro by existing
>Soldier delays rockets or uses shotgun if he's a chad
Demoman delays pipes or locks him in a corner with stickies
>Heavy out-damages
>Can't do shit about sentries
>Sniper is broken as hell an 150 headshots in every range
>Spy has a revolver (it's a really good weapon)
Remember, shotgun does more damage than w+m1, I win pretty much every pyro vs pyro fight, because pretty much every pyro nowadays uses scorch shot, because they can't aim
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>>434889579
>being played a lot makes it a good map
hmmmmmmmm
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>>434889129
pls be my sugardaddy a
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>>434863038
what happened to fempyro mods? last thing i heard was the main guy going autistic and quitting for the 9th time
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>main spy
>70% of the time I want to play him
>4/5 lobbies filled with at least 2 of them on any given team
Whatever, guess I'll do that soldier contract...
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>>434846294
They aren't coming with a Heavy update.
>b-but t-t-t-they promised he'd get something!
Yeah, the banana.
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>>434869206
s-steve?
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tfw airblast someone directly up into the air and shotgun them
tfw shotgun is pyro's best weapon
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>>434864873
>not spamming medic to block headshots
scrub
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>>434854148
>>434853856
>>434851428
>>434847107
surprised I haven't seen someone rename a Dragon's Fury to Dragon's Furry. This is like THE game I'd expect to see it in.
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>>434850210
>he hasn't played Metal Gear Rising
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Alright bros, what hitsound should I use?
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>>434891502
>don't feel like playing medic or engi in a match
>nobody picks them
>feel like playing medic or engi
>already 2 or 3 of them stacked on our team
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>>434892001
>directly up into the air and shotgun them
not happening with the new horseshit airblast. It's only good for annoying players and pushing people off cliffs
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>>434892203
the default one retard
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>>434892203
none
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>>434890759
I make 9 an hour. My entire career so far remains technically invalidated because whatever hasn't gone to necessities and bills has gone to unboxing hats. It's a serious addiction that apparently no amount of self-awareness and past experience can curb. If any of you faggots have a ferocious gambling tic, please please please do not treat it lightly. Don't even fucking use Steam or any launcher from which you can play a game with real world value items and loot boxes. You're going to tell yourself $5 is fine and then it all comes tumbling the fuck down because the desire to get your money back becomes freakishly overwhelming. Your better judgement will shut the fuck down. I'm seriously convinced the genes and mental chemistry between people who may or may not do shit like this is what historically separates rich families from poor families.
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>>434892325
if you aim far below the enemy it shoots them up into the air
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>>434892203
Sirky's or the classic Quake hitsound are the only ones I'd go for
>>434892335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDATrWhmlQQ
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>>434892203
quake hitsound and default ping are the only choices
>tfw I didn't realize hitsounds were a thing at first and I thought the blackbox had the hidden advantage of being able to locate enemies around corners with the +hp
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>>434861909
>set up in a good spot
>whip out banjo taunt
>slaughter everything while plucking some strings
no better feeling
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>watch spies on youtube
>they always catch retards playing
>they get to rape them
>I play spy
>enemy's senses ramp up to 150%
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>>434893389
They don't show you the 100s of times they fail.
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I've got a key and a dozen ref to my name.
I want to buy some stranges but how much metal should I have saved up at any given time?
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>>434893389
Just keep trying. I just kept fucking around with Spy and being useless until one day I shot 60 poitns above the server's second best player in a round of Barnblitz.

Through mere trial and error, you'll start to pick up on your windows and prime targets. It quite literally is a "just keep at it" champ kind of thing, moreso than most other aspects of the game.
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>5600 people playing on volvo servers
>3800 on pubs
>240 in comp
>all in NA alone
guess I know what I'm doing tonight.
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>>434892432
Can you just be my daddy then?
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>>434893730
no
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>>434844960
>tfw engineer on offense
>sneakily plopping a level 2/3 sentry toward the uncaptured control point at random intervals
>all those glorious kills
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can we have some woolen appreciation?
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>>434844960
Yeah thats me alright, and if you hadnt pissed your pants while crying to valve about the flying guilliotine i would still be chopping your fat in half fatty
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>just set my game to windowed mode with native resolution
WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS YEARS AGO!?
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>>434894437
>I'm 12 and I play scout in pups
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>>434891502
>>434892216
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>>434894469
What difference does it make?
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Happy Halloween, guys.
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>>434894671
The most important thing is I can tab in and out without the process taking 10 seconds going in or out way as the last 1 second of audio loops repeatedly.
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>>434894497
that nerf on flying guilliotine+sandman combo was fucking bullshit and you know it
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>>434894674
gave me giggle
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>>434846226
>tfw I'm always medic because even when someone else is they are never as good at it
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>>434887216
See >>434867000
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Flying Guillotine changes:
>+crits against stunned players
>-cooldown period increased to 8 seconds

This is all it would take to make the Sandman/guillotine combo viable again. Stunned players would still be able to fire their weapons, but their movement speed would be noticeably slowed and they could no longer jump. The most annoying part of being stunned is not being able to fire your weapon for like 3 or more seconds. However, if you're unable to kill the scout before he lines up a crit guillotine on you, then you're as good as dead.
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>>434846271
You post this same thing every thread. What have you got against tf2?
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>>434893476
This. The footage they show has to be entertaining, and having enemies turn around as you're about to give them a back massage all the time isn't interesting to watch.
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>>434895536
Unless your name is Woolen Sleevelet
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>>434847313
i like it, but it looks a little too basic
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why wouldn't you fucking main a class that can do shitton of damage close up and is fast as fuck
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>>434896718
Maybe you don't like to get up close and personal
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>>434896718
Maybe you suck at aiming
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>>434896718
I like going invisible instead, spy and scout play fairly similarly. I can also destroy sentry nests as spy alone. Whereas all I can do as scout is pray the sentry is in a vulnerable position to circle it or rely on my teammates to kill the sentry while I rub my ass against it after drinking a soda. If sentries didn't exist, I would play scout a lot more often.
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>>434897351
>spy and scout play fairly similarly
No
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>>434865637
Aye, great taste lad.
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>>434897270
ow my ears, why did you post that?
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>>434897402
>squishy hit and run style of combat
fundamentally they're similar, but technique is different
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>>434845062
This
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>>434897402
You flank everyone, you pick off important people, and generally cause a form of annoyance by existing. They're one and the same functionally, they just have different methods. Scout's better at killing people in general, spy's better at getting behind and disabling sentries.
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>>434897270
i would have killed myself
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>>434898029
I already did
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>>434898001
>>434897895
>fudnamentally similar
>They're one and the same functionally
Except one is a combat class who can go head to head with the majority of classes and come out on top.
Kind of an extremely big difference.
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>>434899086
>scout
>head to head
That's just wrong on so many levels. Scout has about as much direct confrontation power as a spy does. Both have to maneuver around their opponents to both avoid damage and inflict massive damage if they want to survive, scout has a reliable scattergun, spy has to trick their opponent in melee or use their gun. Otherwise they would have to make a retreat since they're too frail to survive for long.
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>>434899086
They're both at their best getting the drop on someone and disappearing before their frail body is flayed. So what if a good Scout can tango on the front lines? They're both two sides of the same coin, and their intended playstyles are similar in structure. Get the drop on a guy or two and then bail as fast as possible.
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>not exclusively spamming the scottish resistance
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>>434899493
>Scout has about as much direct confrontation power as a spy does
Why would you ever make such a ridiculous statement?
> Both have to maneuver around their opponents to both avoid damage
Except one can just use their mobility while in full view of the enemy to pull it off. Just because scout fights someone by exploiting mobility and agility doesn't mean he isn't fighting them head on.

>>434899570
Sure Scout can use his speed to flank the enemy and get quick kills, but he performs comfortably even if he isn't currently flanking the enemy or catching someone off guard, while spy is completely floundering and dead in that situation.

Both classes play very differently, have different counters, and fill different roles. They are not two sides of the same coin.
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>>434900106
You're not supposed to fight people head-on as scout usually, spy can do it too to a lesser extent. Spy sacrifices direct confrontation power for sentry-disabling power and the only place he wouldn't be relevant is competitive autism mode where engineer is banned. In real games spy has about as much use as scout and functions similarly. There's no need to be a comp-autist and picking on semantics just because I compared a cantaloupe to a honeydew.
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who else here /paintrainonctf/?
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>>434900656
I don't play comp. I'm not nitpicking anything, you watch good scouts body soldiers, pyros, and demos all day long, and then you watch spies dying the instant anyone notices them. Because there strengths and play-style are very different.
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>>434900871
I don't watch good scouts because they exist about as often as good spies in pubs. Good spies don't get caught, good scouts can escape, there's no difference.
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>>434901086
So let me get this straight
>there's no difference between spending the entire match unseen and unable to directly confront any combat class while focusing on sapping engineer buildings in the game and running around at mach speed able to both dual combat classes and flank while being completely unable to do anything about sentries.
>these are fundamentally the same
Amazing, I don't even understand how you can seriously advance this as an argument.
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>>434901950
Yeah, because they both have the same job and employ similar underhanded tactics such as stealth and flanking. I never stated they were 1:1, and I even pointed out that greentext's information originally. Same job, slightly different methods. Are you done spazzing out yet?
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>>434902351
I'm not going to accuse you of spazzing out just because we are having a discussion but disagree.
> employ similar underhanded tactics such as stealth and flanking
Yeah the entire problem is that scout does not depend on this to be effective, while spy is crippled without it.
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stop spazzing out wtf
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>>434902481
Scout does rely on it, if you're playing him as a direct combat class you're going to die a lot, about as much as a shitty spy would. A scout that doesn't flank, take advantage of blindspots and employ hit&run tactics might as well be playing soldier. Those are shit scouts 100% of the time.
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>>434902693
Scout is a combat class. Since you won't concede that, I guess there is no point continuing the conversation.
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>>434902858
No, he isn't. You do not engage in direct combat as scout unless you know you are going to kill someone or are attempting a suicide pick for someone important like the medic. Just because he is capable of engaging in direct combat at all does not mean he is ideal for it. Scout needs those tactics to survive, charging in is for retards.
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>>434846271
>>434895507
probaly a cod fag
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>>434894414
woolen is top comfy, i like his videos
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>>434854980
made mine the touhou 12 ufo sound effects
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>>434866846
Considering that the only major drop in feb 2018 happened because Valve banned 15000 idle bots in one go, the active player numbers haven't meaningfully changed since 2012.





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