https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKtVcMNpzYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvUPDSDZg1k
I DON'T EVEN CARE, THIS DIRECT WAS AWFUL
>remake
>final reveal>remakeOverGODS? It's our time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOD FUCKING DAMNIT IT DOESN'T NEED A REMAKE FFS
>It's real...
>Zeldaannouncementlol
UNCSLOP REMAKE FOR FAKE FANS WHO HAVEN'T PLAYED THE N64 GAMES LET'S GOOOOO I LOVE NORMALFAGS KILLING MY HOBBY
ZELDANINTENDO WON
HAPPENINGNG
nintendo, hire this man
Yet another remake
NINTENDOHIREDTHEMAN
>biggest announcement is a remake
It's here!
Ah yes, remake slop.
>ending on a remake
EH REH
>in a sekai>things are not what they seem
oot is real
>remake a game with two remakesoh nyow
REMAKEactually kill meMAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU HACKS
Focus, L
OOT
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
It's a fucking remake
This game already got remade on 3DS.
>Remake as your final revealI like Ocarina but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NINTENDO HIRED THAT MAN
I already hate how the story is being presented
HES SO FUCKING UGLY HOLY SHIT
what I imagine a person that is "excited" for a kingdom hearts game looks like
NO FUCKING WAY, IT'S REAL??
IT'S REALIT'S REALIT'S REAL
YOOOOO CUTE FEET AND HES MOANING
IF KH4 IS NOT ON STEAM IM GOING TO KYS MYSELF
NINTENDO HIRED THIS MAN!
Dude this is literally Zelda in Unreal 5
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>zeldaslop
Holy fuck those feet are hot
MORE REMAKES WOOOOOO
>Remake port machineKEKAROO
ZELDA IM FUCKING CUMMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HYPER REAL GRAPHICS LOL
ok they made him for shotacons not a good look
>>740679793I can almost forgive that, I know it's because it's too sexy and they were probably already having anurisms over what little sex appeal was found in fire emblem but it's still a very niche franchise overblown in popularity on /v/but there was some shit I never heard of in that reel that looked really cool, and not giving more attention to final fantasy 14 was really fucking weirdI ALREADY FUCKING PLAYED OOT, IT"S ALREADY BEEN REMADE
>nostalgia cringeREDDIT YOUR THEME MUSIC
OoTOoTOoTOoTOoTOoT
HIRED THAT MAN
NINTENDO HIRED THAT MAN!!!
NINTENDO HIRED THIS MAN
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS THE SECOND REMAKE OF A 28 YEARS OLD GAME
>>740658616NINTENDOHIRE THIS MAN
Imagine being a fairylet
>remakeThis doesn't redeem anything if you're not a goy btw
HE'S A MAN WHO HAS ARTISTIC VISION
THE OoT REMAKE…THE OoT REMAKE IS REAL
Das riteIt's just an endless tide of remakes from here until the end of time
but why
THEY HIRED HIM
What did they do to kid Link?
NINTENDO DID IT
>ports and remakesOh my fucking god this isn't happening
NINTENDOOOOOOHIRE THIS MAAAAAN
>chibi designlmao its so over
HOLY
>yet another OOT remakemlao
SHOTA
>a fucking REMAKE instead of new gameHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>740678356same desu
IM GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOM
>final reveal is a zelda remakeKILL THE PAST GOOD LORD
Amazign
omg last announcement is a remake
sonykeks... how will we ever recover? We got MOGGED
this shota link will be porned to no end
SEND LINK
>twink linkSHOTABROS?
NINTENDO HIRE THAT GUY
NINTENDOHIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!
THEY HIRED THAT GUY
>NO MARIO>NO METROID>NO SMASH
NINTENDOHIRE THISMAN
A FUCKING HOBBIT
>>740678923there's Zelda, it went from a 1/10 to a 7/10 for him
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOO
CINEMATIC 24FPSBEAUTIFUL HD PS4 GRAPHICSSO THIS... IS THE POWER.. OF THE SWITCH 2... WOAH
2026
LINK LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>2026NINTENDO WON
holy feet
nice
NONEWGAMES
CRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIREDCRYZENX HIRED>CRYZENX HIRED
SNOYS EATING SHIT TODAY
>demakes
NINTENDO FVCKINGVVQN
OH MY GOD A GAME WE ALREADY PLAYED 27 YEARS AGO
DON’T YOU LOVE UE5 SLOPPA /v/?! I SURE DO
The game is ugly
THEY HIRED THAT MAN
bro link looks so ugly lmao
Ocarina of Time remake
THAT'S IT!?
HOLY FUCK THEY HIRED THAT GUY
>TENDIES ARE LITERALLY SOBBING IN JOY AT THIS DOGSHIT
NINTENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSHOLY VICTORY
NINTENDO HIRED THE MAN
>>740680841thiswhat's the fucking point honestlyeven as a zelda fanboywho cares
LEGEND OF ZELDA 7?!
>>740680818DODO DO-DO
ANOTHER DAZ LOOKING REMAKELMAO
▲▲ ▲
nah still dogshit
UNREAL ENGINEUNREAL ENGINEUNREAL ENGINElmaoooooooooooooooooooo
What the fuck is that artstyle?
robert whitehead122/9 waverly crescent, EH54 8JR, Scotland
OH NO NO NO NOOOOO
but link didn't get the triforce of courage until he removed the sword????????
>2026HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA BE RUSHED SHIT
What a fucking nothing burger direct
They hired that man
I can finally play OOT remake on an emulator instead of having to stomach that archaic n64 shit
No one needs a fucking OoT remake holy shit make something new nintendo.
WHAT IS THAT TRANNY/PEDO ART DESIGN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
>NO GAMEPLAY>NO GAMEPLAY>NO GAMEPLAY>NO GAMEPLAY>NO GAMEPLAY
>REMAKESLOP ZELDANo thanks
I have remake exhaustion.
>>740680058VallaVV
doesn't this shit already have a remake
They hired that man...
>there was a boy who did not have a fairyno way fag
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAOOOOO
EWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, NINTENDO PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM REALISTIC ART STYLES
>>740680929rape
Nintendo hire this man edition
why the fuck does it look like one of those shitty "nintendo hire this man" slop
>stuck with BotW/TotK for a decade>now they're remaking a game I've played multiple timesHoly fuck, it's hard being a Zelda fan now.
THAT MAN IS HIRED
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2026????????????????????
N INTENDO FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEAT SHIT SNOYS AND XBOTS
Looks weird
UOOOOOOOOOOH TASTY SHOTAAAAAA
Nintendo... hired the man...
GET FUCKED HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2026WHAT THE FUCK
HE CAME TO TOWN
>2026
EWWWW WTF IS THAT
>>740680876>retweet
I really dislike Link's weird toddler proportions
this was pretty disappointing ngl
>tendies are jizzing themselves for yet another remakeWoooooooow
Wowee zowee it was fucking nothing
NO DETAILSGET FUCKED TENDIES
i soifaced a little
>no gameplay
>coming out this year>no gameplay
>>740680981kek I knew this would be the reaction
What the fuck is the tree house going to play for 90+ minutes?
>2026WHAT
>>740680876Songs like a great look to me
nintendo hired that man
FOCUS, L
LMAO THAT'S LITERALLY IT GET RUGPULLED JUST LIKE WITH PERSONA 6
>>740680962SEX
REMAKESLOP
>>740679417>>740679414I don't play jewish shit
RATE IT
Forgot this was on, what did I miss?
>hyper realistic linkI HATE IT
NO GAMEPLAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh it's just a remake... thank gawd
>2026>literally no gameplay
LMAO THAT WAS IS IT
it's overI'm going to start playing gachas now
COME ON SHOW SOMETHING
>showing nothingkek it's literally FF7 remake all over again
What a shit direct.
I'm such a loser I went "what the fuck are these graphics" and put my hands to my face like a fucking sperg.
NO WAY THEY DON"T GIVE US GAMEPLAY
ITS FUCKING REAL YOOOOOOOOOOOI WAS HERE FUCK YEAH OCARINAFUCK NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS
Thats it? lmao
>>740680626I always knew Daisy was a caring princess despite being such a tomboy
MICROWAVE COMPANY GO HARD
and no gameplay shown...
>we'll get 5 more years of ecelebs saying 'Ocariner' instead of 'Ocarina'
>THAT'S ALL
W FOID
Voice acting in OoT?
THIS YEARWHAT THE FUCK
>it's nothingamazing
Jesus Christ.
Zelda OOT will forever be ruined!
>VOICE ACTINGIT'S SO FUCKING OVER
Remake schizos won
Nintendo actually HIRED that man?
post your face after garbage
fly a plane into nintendo hq, why do i never get new games why should everyone else get "new" games, i don't want the fucking ocarina of time remake, i've played through ocarina of time every year, give me a new fucking game
this will be zelda graphics in 2006
>No gameplaykys Nintendo
>>740681027thank you...
RATE THIS NINTENDO DIRECT FROM 1 TO 10
MAKE A NEW ZELDA GAME YOU LAZY FUCKS
>Ocarina of Time title screen>that's itThis was fucking horrendous.
1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT>1(ONE) NEW GAME THE ENTIRE E3 DIRECT
A JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Rate it!
>MAN STATUS: HIRED
SHOTACHADS, WE GOT SAVED AT THE END
Japan has fallen
>>740679794ah no nevermind
that's it?
>it looks like absolute nintendo hire this man shitouch.
WHAT A FUCKING SHITSHOW, FUCK YOU NINTENDO
would fuck the shit out of this bitch
>>740681003A q p. W
NINTENDO WON
>MORE INFO IN THE FUTURELOL FUCK YOU. SHOW ME MORE YOU FAGS.
THEY DIDN'T SHOW ANYTHING
ITS THE 3DS ALL OVER AGAIN
SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT
>Women talkingBORING!
Who the fuck is that?
>CINEMATIC ONLY>2026
0/10 somehow even the actual noteworthy announcements managed to piss me off
So the leaks were right but also not???
WAIT DEVON IS A WOMAN?AAAAAAAAAAAAA
NINTENDO UNIRONICALLY WON WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT MARIO
ITS ALL HER FAULT
THIS WILL BE ZELDA GRAPHICS IN 2013
>logo trailerdecroded as fuck. but at least it's coming this year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHUT UP FOID
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?
not even a release date for a fucking remake eat my ass
Devon is a GIRL!?
smtlice 6 please;;
MOMMY
>releasing this year>not even a CRUMB of footageThis is probably the worst god damn direct they've done in a long fucking while jesus fucking christ
WHERES THE MOVIE TRAILER
they need to apologize for wasting everyone's time
CUTE LINK FEET
>>740680693>new
OOT GOT THE RE4 TREATMENTNORMIES REJOICEACTUAL FANS PRESS F TO SALUTE
>>740681073>this was pretty disappointing ngl
Yup, looks like another win for Nintendo.
>UE5 remake
rate the direct
>>7406811071/10. Dogshit.
Nintendo FORGOT about mario...............
>bad looking cinematic>that's itoh no
NINTENDO HIRED HIM, OMG
Anyone got a pic of that leak yesterday? The one with dmc? Seemed more accurate than I thought it would be
>OOT64 remake>Your_team_stalemate.wav
>2026>no gameplaywhat the fuck
>>740681172>>7406811644/10
they just made the best game in history incredible
>remake releasing within six months>no gameplayWhat the fuck
>Something newHehhehehhehehehe
RATE THIS DIRECTRATE THIS DIRECT
>>7406811642/10
>>740680876With older Zelda, of course.
DEVON SANDWICH WITH TOMATO SAUCE FOR ME
>>740681086what gameplay do you want to see, the game has already been out for thirty years
ONE MORE THINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_APo2Xss
>>740681092Thumb kino
ZELDA SAVED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GILF DETECTED
>foid talking
>ruins nintendo
oot remake coming 2026 (2027)
>ugly URE5 art style "remake" made for tranny Tiktok zoomers that never played the originalHOLY SHIT BROS NINTY WON
YEA SURE YOU DONT PICK UP THE CONTROLLER
>OOT now has 2 remakes
larping ahh diddy foid
That's a jewess isn't it?
PORT. PORT. WEEBSHIT. PORT.
face of America
>2026>no gameplaypotentially one of the worst directs ever
Early life?
ALL PORTSI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>740681164DARK ARISENKINGDOM HEARTS 4everything else is fat
Thats it?
who the fuck is Devon?
>No gameplayDesperate
>Xenoblade Genesis>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave>KH4>OOT RemakeNintendo won
>>740681072Shrek...
there was fucking nothing new unless you like jrpgs...
Wow she's a charisma vacuum
>>740679717Bad, but at least Deltarune was there
Next direct Golden Sun bros, I can feel it
>>74068117210/10 nintendo is back baby!
somehow worse than sonys wtf
>womanthe downfall of Nintendo starts now
>>740681180Get subverted
>>740681072well he is a toddler in that part of the game...
>>740681172xbox won/10
fucking garbagexbox had the best show
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENDO LOST
LET'S FUCKING GO WE FUCKIN WON
XBOX FUARKINGGGGGGGGGG WON!!!!!
I wanna have sex with Devon-San if you get my drift
>50 minutes of ports>"What I love about gaming is something new."
Just download the OOT rom that’s fucking everywhere and install Ship of Harkinian
>>740680934Not reallySo far only 1 real game was announced and that's KH4, which will likely be multiplat. The zelda game isn't even a fucking new one it's a remake.
>>740681164Refund my Switch 2 out of 10
konichiwa devin-san
>GAMES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT CONSUMING NEW PRODUCT
Reggie is a woman now?
THIS MAN WON
>>740681092>wii sports>splatoon raiders
A WOMAN IS PRESIDENT OF NINTENDO OF AMERICA??! REALLY HAHAHA OKAY
MILF MILF MILF
>It's starts with 1>1 PORT I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>740681169Xenoblade?
>Zelda as last announcementMeh still glad for you Zeldafans>>740680374*
>>7406811642, only because we got a morsel of KH news.
what are these proportions?
>old hag speaking
They only made the first minute of the game, now they need to quickly make the rest LMAO
THE ENTIRE DIRECT ENDS WITH A RANDOM WHITE WHORE YAPPINGACTUAL FUCKING HUMILIATION RITUAL HOLY SHIT NINTENDO IS DEAD
>>740681172FXenoblade and DQM were the only actual new games.
>foid running NoALMAO
>>740681072Head too big
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
I LOVE PORTS AND REMASTERS
>redesigning characters>just using the Hylian Shield and Master Sword designs from SS/BotW
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>hello consumer>this is the part where I try to sound relatable and human>just like you, amirite?
How the fuck they wouldn't show gameplay for a game that released in less than 6 months?
>Coming 2026>No actual gameplay trailer
Big reveal
ocarina was just ok
>>7406812961/10
4/10 and only cause OOT boosted it
Is this person AI? Why she talk like that?
I LOVE TRYING SOMETHING NEWSO HERE'S SOMETHING OLD
PORTS PORTSPORTSFINAL SURPRISE: REMAKE
>remakeslopFuck you if you're excited for this.You're everything that's wrong with the current state of vidya.
>>740681335granny sexo
THAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S IT
Holy stiff corporate boss lady
>>740681243Who is this cute specimen
Another foid lying about playing vidya
>>740681335>>740681317Granny could get it ngl
>>740680941Nintendo has forgotten about Mario... but literally this time.
That man...
She sounds dead inside. Explains the state of Nintendo
worst presentation to show her the first time wtf
FUCK I JUST CHECKED IN WHAT DID I MISS?
>>7406811641/10 for OOT title screen
>>740681164Dogshit outta 10
>>740681107Ass.>>740681137>A good princess should always be caring, should she not? Anyways at least one anon has some sort of enjoyment from this shitshow. It's much better from a tomboy when she's caring, right?
No charisma
That was fucking AWFUL.What the fuck is wrong is nintendies?
LOOKS LIKE THE UNREAL PROJECTS ALL THE NINTENDO FAGS USED TO MAKE FUN OF LMAO
I hear Toby Fox specifically requested Iwata made this direct as shit as possible, because he wanted to look good by comparison.
>>7406811644/1099% of the new games looked like shitWorse looking ports all around being "announcements"KH4 & OoT were the only interesting things but OoT didn't even show gameplay and it was already expected because it leaked a while ago
>>7406812960 fucking 0
>>7406811640/10Why even bother making a direct with nothing to show?
>>7406812961/10 for Deltarune
>>740681403Kratos fucks this
>>740681450the direct was too strong. that's why it lost
Her voice is hot
>misclick /u/>see this
EWW HAG
they didnt bother showing her words on the jp stream kek
this bitch sounds AI generated
>yfw you didn't buy a Switch 2
>over shows rarely get stickies>tendie one does>woke and trans>arguably the most disappointing show i have ever seen
8/10 Direct. There's about 10 games I want to play that just got newly announced.
Cremia's tits are going to be gone btw
>le remakes and nostalgia bait
>>740681261You fucking... AARGH! You're so lucky I'm not there...
>>740681347Don't forget Muramasa is back now. I just really hope it's a proper physical release, fuck trannykeycards.
Nintendo Switch HAS games.Just not Nintendo games...
Why was Reggie the only one with sovl
>>740681181Wild and silly bros... We won...
>>740681415Female pedos won.
>>740680962Anal with Lana!
NINTENDO FIRE THIS MAN
>my work discord is going crazy for this slop
Wariobros...
HE WAS HIRED, FINALLY>also dogshit direct
>>7406811076.5/10, honest and solid
>>7406811645/10I dont like xenoblades directionKH4 was amazing to see but need moreHIRED THAT MAN happened
who is this woman
>ports>sports>remake of a 28 years old gameDo Nintentoddlers really?
>zero new gamesheh nothing personel kid
>>7406812964/10
>>740680962Lana, get out of here. You mother tops.
This actually surprised me. Doomkeks ass completely fucked and gaped.
>>7406811642/10Better than State of Play and at the same level as Game Summer Fest. There was at least some interesting stuff despite so many ports, but Xbox clearly won.
>>7406811641just because gachafags got denied their grand Genshin Switch reveal
>>740681415Child link
AI SLOPPA LINKOOT IS RUINED
>>7406812963
>>740681172Xenoblade/10
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THE TRIFORCE AS A KID BEFORE STARTING THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>740681317She doesn't look like a real person.
>>740681248They said that about the last one too. Maybe directs are just bad now
>>740680547>it's realwhat the fuck
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the event:>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Onimusha: Way of the Sword (Sept.25)>Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen (Oct.9) [Switch 2]>Stellar Blade (2026) [Switch 2]>Orbitals (Sept.3) [Switch 2]>Rayman Legends Retold (Oct.1) [Switch 2]>Big Walk (Aug.4) [Switch 2]>ONE PIECE: Grand Gourmet (Oct.23) [Switch, Switch 2]>Pokémon Pokopia Free Update (August)+Paid Expansion Pass (Today) [Switch 2]>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave (Sept.17) [Switch 2]>Ninjala 2: The Uncharted Planet (Spring 2027) [Switch 2]>DK Challenge (Limited Event, June.9-Sept.1) [Switch 2]>Donkey Kong Bananza DK Island * Emerald Rush x Super Mario Bros. 40th (Waves 1-4 June.9-Sept.1) [Switch 2]>Jujutsu Kaisen Rumble: Survivaton (2026) [Switch 2]>Lords of the Fallen II (Fall) [Switch 2]>Lies of P: Complete Edition (Digital Aug.6, Physical Oct.2) [Switch 2]>Devil May Cry 5 Devil Hunter Edition (June.23) [Switch 2]>Muramasa Revenant Blade (Early 2027) [Switch, Switch 2]>Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Digital Today, Physical July.30)>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Digital July.30, Physical Oct.1)>Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Dec.3)>Xenoblade Genesis (2027) [Switch 2]>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort (Oct.22) [Switch 2]>RuneScape: Dragonwilds (Sept.15) [Switch 2]>Hello Kitty Party Land (Oct.29) [Switch, Switch 2]>Star Fox (June.25) [Switch 2]>Final Fantasy Resonance (Oct.22) [Switch, Switch 2]>Pikuniku 2 (2027) [Switch 2]>Dragon Quest Monsters: The Withered World (Dec.3) [Switch, Switch 2]>The Duskbloods (Closed Network Test Summer) [Switch 2]>Splatoon Raiders (July.23) [Switch 2]>Joy-Con 2 New Color (July.23)>Deltarune Chapter 5 (June.24) [Switch, Switch 2]>Metaphor: ReFantazio (Nov.12) [Switch 2]>Minecraft (2026) [Switch 2](1/2)
>>740681321OoT 3D is more akin to a port, the gameplay is largely identical other than two more items slots and boots being toggles. Grezzo made it a point to keep in some of the fun glitches.
>>7406812961/10Just KH4. I haven't seen Nintendo this arrogant in years, let's see if Switch shiteaters put up with it.
troontendo
Would
>>7406811642/10like what the hell
The only thing I liked was Deltarune, Splatoon Raiders, and maybe Ocarina of Time. Grim
Bros, Twitter is fucking deadthey did it again LMAOOOOOOO
>>740681296D
>>7406811643.5/10, same as the PS showcase.
>>740681140its OoT retard it'll play the exact same. whats important is how it looks
>>740681107Only thing I gave a shit about was Muramasa and it's coming to PC so
>>7406812961/10 and the 1 is just because toby tried to save it
hmm switch 2 bros????
>Thats it
>>740681164-10/10 fucking KILL yourself Nintendo where are the fucking new games?
>>740681317These things are everywhere
>people excited for a second Ocarina remakeare you fags for real?
TERESA MY BELOVED
>>7406812967.5/10
releasing this year and no gameplay??!!!
>>740681415legit looks like adult link with dwarfism
>>740681158its over
As a HUGE Ocarina of Time fan I'm excited to be able to actually play it for the first time.
>CINEMATIC SHOOTER
>>740681296No Mario0/10
>no SMT 6
Devon is kinda hot
>>740681443shota link pretty cute
that was rough
>>740681632always did
It's bedtime and I have barely slept the last week so I would be upset about having to go to bed and miss the live but holy shit who gives a shit about this shitty remake
>all ports>Arbitrary deltatroon and oot remake that was leaked to hell and back >kingdom hearts 4>fucking switch sports resort >that’s it you didn’t want any actual games did you nintranny
>>740681641Tack
i don't care about what you love
The Japanese Yen is crashing.
I stayed up late for this
>>740681485i mean, those are bowser's lefotvers, she's potentially showing off now so she can show progress in the next direct
Literally all the interesting reveals came from nintendo.
>>740681107Ports and ports and ports and ports and ports/10
WAOAH A TEASER OF LINK LAYING DOWN AND THAT'S FUCKIN IT?!!!I'M MEGA HYPED!!! FUCKING BLOWN AWAY!!!!TENDIES ARE EATTING GOOD!!! DID YOU YOUNG LINK FUCKING LAYING DOWN IN A TREE, FUCKING EPIC!!
>>740681415He looks like a literal midget
Rubbish
>>740681164It was okay 4/10
>>740681472smt alice
>>74068116410/10
>>7406812963/10Only because Muramasa is finally leaving handheld+wii.
>>740681641I love you :3
You know how bad the times are when Geoff's show unironically had the best reveals.
>>7406811645/10FF ResonanceFire Emblem (looked kinda shit though) KH4 (also looked weird) OOTmake i guess
>>740680547Oh, that's something
>>740681578fool
>>740681454Kashima sex
what's her onlyfans?
I can't stay mad at her
>>740681107Sony wonXbox wonDorito Pope won
>>740658616I can't believe it's coming oot this year
>the legend of SMELLDA.
>Segment pre-recorded Hahaha it's not even live. They pre-recorded the Treehouse segment jesus christ.
>>740681707Why didn't you just get an n64 or play the Wii version Mr huge fan?
>>7406812968 / 10They won with KH4, Rhythm Heaven and OoT Remake
>no lon lon milknintendo treehouse is kill
>>740679717I called it that the Xbox Games Showcase and Summer Games Fest being good meant that the Direct was gonna be hot dogshit
SWITCH 2 HAS NO GAMES
NINTENDO FUCKING WON AGAINEAT IT /v/
>>7406816903ds was a remaster, not a remake.
QUICK FIRST TIME PLAYING DYING LIGHT HERE DO I GO MELEE OR RANGED
>>740681641>Atelier Karia: The Night Kingdom & the Guide of Memories (Early 2027) [Switch 2]>Observer System Redux (June.18)>DAYZ (2026)>Metal Gear Solid 2: Master Collection (Aug.27) [Switch, Switch 2]>Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration (Today)>Tales of Eternia Remastered (Oct.16) [Switch, Switch 2]>Snow Runner (Today)>Fitness Boxing 3: Your Personal Trainer Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (July.16)>Everbloom (Spring 2027)>Final Fantasy XIV Online (Early Access 2026)>Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts III Re Mind (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts Collection [I~III] (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts IV [Switch 2]>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026) [Switch 2](2/2)
>>740681296Too much time wasted on remakes, ports, and thumb wrestling.
>>740681641>minecraftHuh?
welp, the direct wasn't worth the waitstillXbox showcase > Nintendo Direct > the absolute state of play
NINTENDO WONKINGDOM HEARTS 4, ALL KH GAMES, OOT LOOKS AMAZING
>>740681415He looks just like Pauline or whatever, which is horrible.
>>740681415DWARF LINKDWARF LINK
Theresa my loyal girlfriend who stays at Nintendo for her whole career.
>>740681164fuck this shit/10
so are they just making hollywood remakes of n64 games now?
>>740681595And yet Nintendo are still richer than snoy
>>740681670It's a remake not a remaster, I doubt it will play the exact same.
>highlight is Deltarune chapter release dateThis is somehow even more embarrassing than last direct’s highlight being a Danganronpa remake.
>the only new exclusive was xenoshitHoly shit that was bad.
>>740681415I agree the limbs are bit too thick
>>740681570Painal
>>740658616Muramasa, dragon quest monsters and maybe cenoblade were the only new things I’m interested in. It the rest was endless ports, shit we already knew about, fucking thumb wrestling and the oot remake we learned nothing about. I don’t get why Nintendo directs generate so much hype.
>>740681164Pretty good.I've got like 10 games to look forward to.
>>740681641Ah I missed the Xenoblade announcements. Thanks for the recap
the indian game showcase was more interesting the east has fallen
switch 2 has no games fr
>>7406812961/10only zelda remake
>>7406812963/10 saved from 2 because of OoTR
SplatoonXB2 update Deltarune updateZelda remake with 0 gameplay footageTHATS ITNINTENDOOOOO
>no gameplay ERM
>>740681723Drama Queen game when?
No Smash again
>>740681632It's just eternal rebirth. HoT always has the triforce
>>740681786It will always have the best reveals from now on, Geoff is consolidating the powers in his show
>>740681848its a snoy diversion
>>740681412Yep
>>740681415People will freak over Stellar Blade, but not THIS?He literally looks 11.
>xenoslop>another didney farts>the date for deltatroonwhat the fuck happened, tendies?
Was this literally the worst Nintendo Direct ever? There was like 1 new announcement that wasn't just a worse port of a game that came out years ago.
>>7406811643/10Star Fox carrying it even after the thing ended, extra points for that.
>>740681641>>740681898thanks
Why is the camera at like 480p?
>>740681641>>740681898Thank you, and i'm so sorry you had to suffer through all this shit
More ZFG zeldakino is coming this year
>>740681641...
I fucking hate portsI fucking hate remakesStop regurgitating the same shit over and over and over and MAKE SOMETHING NEW
>>740681615he has a mans face and those limbs are not in proportion, looks like shit
>>740681296ZUN decided to touch the old games again/10
>>740681595becky stinky
>>740681760gorilla sexo
>>7406811642(hu)/10I'm a Mariofag when it comes to Ninty. I don't care about the rest of their IPs much.A Partners Showcase featuring the 2nd remake of a game is less than my cup of tea.
>hobbit linkI'm legitimately going to kill myself.
>have to finish the game to unlock expert modeI hate Nintendo so god damn much
Remember when we had the direct back in 2018 when they announced K Rool in Smash alongside Castlevania? This was fucking dogshitPokopia dlc, Switch Sports Resort, and Deltarune was all I cared about
fuck whoever talked them into making starfox into this style
>>7406811642/10cause there were like 2 new games total
>>7406811645 would have been an 8 if Nate the Faggot hadnt spoiled everything like the huge attention seeking queer he is
>>740681296It's trash, I'm getting more enjoyment out of my anger over how trash it is than I am from the announcements.a couple things in the sizzle reel caught my eye though, i'll try and remember to give em another look tomorrow
>>740681808what's her foot game?
>>740681898Thank you Chiko, see you next time
Gonna laugh so hard when Zelda gameplay starts getting called soulslike because it has lock on and a shield
>fucking millennial ass triple-A dialougeYes this will attract the zoomers.
>>740680547The reworked sprite look cute.
>>740681641>>740681898Thank you for your hard work Chikorita-chan.
>>740681641Thankyou
PortslopRemakeslopSequelslopFriendslopToby slop
How the fuck did Microjeet win the summer Shamefur dispray Nintendo
>>740681415>they actually hired that manmeme timeline
9/10 I fucking cum everywhere
Has the direct started yet? where's the ace attorney annoucnement
>>7406811644/10KH4Rhythm HeavenFF ResonanceOOT Demake
Will treehouse direct show anything good for gameplay that will be fun to watch? Star Fox is interesting enough, but not sure on the other games
>>740681981still 6 months until release
imagine if all kokiri are always barefoot now including saria haha wouldnt that be NUTS
This may be one of Nintendo's best Partner Directs ever. One problem though.
>>740681983After (you): the tranny
Genuinely the worst direct of all time
>>740680803Incel malding rn lmao
>>7406811076/10Objectively bettee than Sony for actually having exclusives.
Tepid/10
>>740681641>>740681898Nintenwonned as usual
>new malon sfmspog, hoping for depraved slop
>>740681775smt means kill yourself in my language
>they made ROB sound gayfuck this remake
>>740682005He's not showing his ass or fighting in spandex
>>7406811643/10 just for Dark Arisen II and Muramasa, I will be playing both on PC
>cutscenes as a selling point
>>740681386>it's a remakelike the FF7 remake they're milking that will sell less than this one and be saved by PC sales like their other multiplats?
2/10 at best
>>740682005>He literally looks 11.He is 10 at this point in the game
>>740681690I played OoT when I was 12. It is the best game ever and nothing can ever compare to it. No video game in the future will ever be close to as good as OoT.
Better luck next year switchcucks
>better make sure my entire outfit blends in with the chair
WHERE'S AUDREY
>>7406812965/10 there were some decent JRPGs in the JP stream.
>>7406811644/10, expected WAY more, its been a long time.Will wait till the emulator is complete to play the games.
>>740681164>PORTS PORTS PORTS3/10
>>740681898>>740681641thanks man, appreciate it
>>740682005That version of him is meant to be 7-9.
>>740681981NINTENDOTRANNY THIS MAN
I HATE IT SO MUCH, AI SLOP STYLEYOU RUINED THE BEST GAME EVER
>>740681164>>740681296
>>740681074
I am not even watching the treehouse because they got nothing to show.
OoT Remake 2026>They won't show any gameplayThis speaks volumes.
>>7406811645/10. Not good, on par with the state of play for me. At least the state of play had a few new games, this was mostly ports (granted they were ports I'm interested in but still)How the fuck did Xbox get away with having the best show
>>740681638Admittedly I hardly remember what the last final announcement was, but for one as big as this direct's it sure as shit is a terrible way of handling it.
>>7406812960/10. Paused my SNES game for this garbage.
it's wariover...
>>740681795
filler direct??
i guess the game industry doesn't need my money. they must have enough.
>>740682139Link finally became a gay icon
>>7406811645/10 and that's being generous only because of the amount of seethe that all the sony adjacent ports and KH4 being unveiled on a Nintendo Direct instead of the Absolute State of Play will cause.Other than that, I hope some jap beheads Furukawa.
>>740681725>No Miiside switch portAAiiiEEEEEE!!!
>>740681731>>740681997NOT BEFORE LINK OPENED THE DOOR AND GANONDORF FRAGMENTED IT YOU FUCKTARD
>>740681309>a remake of a game that's already been remade once saved it
>>740681707The average modern nintendo youtuber
>Focus, L
>>740682139>unreal engine artstyleidk how to feel about this
>It's Metroid 4 all over again
>>740682250>maybe she'll sit on my by accident haha whoops!
>>740681929richer ≠good
>two (2) games announcedwhat a shitshow
I hope I can genocide the color people in the new Fire Emblem.
It was shit
>>740682042Go look at child links proportions
>>740681641Thank you for your service.
Won't play the slop remake but I'm excited for new Ruto art. I pray they don't redesign her.
>no scene of the Star Fox team running down the corridorThat's disgusting
>>740682070How it was in the original. Had to get medals on every level.
>>740681415I love how it looks so far. I wanted it to be different from botw and it does look different. Its probably going to play very different from the OG so its guaranteed to be the new Zelda team game.
>tfw the only good reveals were a DD2 expansion and Deltarune chapter 5>>7406811073/10
>>7406811642/10, literally the only thing I'm interested in is OoT and more so seeing how fucking raped it's going to be. Maybe Duskbloods, too, but eh.All the new anime games are obviously censored dogshit and will be trannylated hard.More dogshit DLC and ports, and every game still having the same soulless corporate font + UI they've had since the Switch 1, fucking lifeless crap.
>>740681680plap lulu
THIS WILL BE LINK IN 2013
>8 months for thisI'm selling my Nintendo stock at a loss
>>740681482...was hired...
>>740682242He's younger than that.
>actually voiced LISTENoh no
>>740682071lmao lose some weight bro
I got my Fire Emblem, as well as Metaphor, OoT and Vanillaware, so I'm extremely happy. Will buy Switch 2 soon
Nuke nintendo
>>740681641Thank you for your service as always o7
>>740682139Can't wait for the r34!
>>740682139>fatlus hired that man>nintendo hired that manmany such cases
>>740682140iirc wasnt the microjeet raised in US?
>>740681981>Hired status>accomplished
>>740682165I only ever watched one treehouse show and it convinced me to get Sakuna of rice and ruin, but it's also where I learnt about the game>>740682181heh
>>740680370Eyyyy I was right!
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED REMAKESLOPI WILL NEVER PLAY REMAKESLOP
>big final announcement is a remake of an almost 30 year old game that’s already fully playable on the system >no gameplay footageExpected nothing still let down etc.
>>740681914Can't believe it. Xbros won.
>>7406811642/10 for all the new games that aren't ports or remakes
>>740682453
>>740681380I'm buying an Xbox
>KH4
>>7406811075/10Lots of ports, but NEW XENOBLADE coming next year so I don't need to get an NS2 just yet.
>>740682320Last time it was FE. Before that, KAR, and before that, Tomodachi Life
>>740681296a few nice things but kinda underwhelming4/10
>>740682210nice also alice's thing is to kill people
>>740681415Shota
>slop>port>remake>slop>port>remake>Deltarune (mid)>KH4 (shit)XBOX FUCKING WON
>>740681641>>740681898Based chikoritanon as usual.
>scifi movie vibesIM PLAYING A FUCKING GAME NOT WATCHING A MOVIE YOU FAGGOT
>>740681424white drangement syndrome
>>740682250>Wedding band The dude is married, so clearly someone found him attractive.
I can't believe tendies have the gall to shitpost so hard on this board when THIS what they have to show for their system. They're as annoying as snoyfags.
>>740681882Still, the game is out. It's been out for decades now. What the fuck do you need a remake for?
>>740682524>Posting this when starfox is playingI know your game.
>>740679717yawn/10
>>740680860>Zelda in Unreal 5did Nintendo really hire THAT MAN???
>starfox bullshitdon't care, turning this shit off.
Why are people excited for a remake at this point when every single one is worse than the original game every time?
>>7406812963/10Better than the last one but still shit
>>740682290UE is cancer
>The only good game (Muramasa) is coming to PS5
SPITTING ON NINTENDIESSSSSS
>>740682139They should have hired Fugtrup.
>HEY>HELLOOOOOoooo>HEY LISTEN
Devon is a man's name.
The Hard R wing
Devon didn't even have an outfit for her appearance. Asha got her shook!
>>740682453>Adult Rito on shota Link
>>740681415he's a child retard
>>740681697Somehow ending up being worse than the fucking snoy one/10
This really felt like it was just done out of obligation
>>740681641>>740681898thanks for the list
That was so dogshit, Remakes and Ports LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740681882No, it fucking wasn't. All the assets are ruined, that's a remake.
the cursor looks way too sensitive
Well, Nintendo showed off their last chance. My verdict is clear. Shan't be buying.
Missed most of the direct. Was it good or nah?
I don't know how treehouse works, will they only show starfox? if not then what else and by what sched?
>>740682608Anon it's literally free money for them, normies aren't going to play romhacks and they'll love the BotW slopification of OoT
>also on PC
>Check Steam version of EoSD remake>Its in Englishhuh.
>>740682139Focus, L
>>740682324no land or ware...
>>740682071i love you cabinfag
>>740682586I guess I'll watch a bit to see if they show off the Dragon Quest spinoff. I have not much to do for a while.
>>7406811644/10
This starfox feels really linear
>>740681641>Pikuniku 2I'm the only person in the world who is at least mildly anticipating this and I missed it because I watched the japanese direct instead.
>>740682656...sheesh, maybe directs really are fucking bad nowadays.
NINTARDO HAS NO GAMES
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>740682453nah oot has the ugliest zorasit goes botw>TP>oot
>>740682772who cares, it's coming to PC at last from them
>>740681898Bless you
>>740682854that eggplant is a bit off, innit
>>740682930who is this character
>>740682226Damn it.
>>740682772And PC. You lost, sönygger.
>>740681641>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Onimusha: Way of the Sword (Sept.25)>Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen (Oct.9) [Switch 2]>Stellar Blade (2026) [Switch 2]>Orbitals (Sept.3) [Switch 2]>Rayman Legends Retold (Oct.1) [Switch 2]>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave (Sept.17) [Switch 2]>Muramasa Revenant Blade (Early 2027) [Switch, Switch 2]>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort (Oct.22) [Switch 2]>Final Fantasy Resonance (Oct.22) [Switch, Switch 2]>The Duskbloods (Closed Network Test Summer) [Switch 2]>Splatoon Raiders (July.23) [Switch 2]>Metaphor: ReFantazio (Nov.12) [Switch 2]>>740681898>Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts III Re Mind (Oct.8) [Switch 2]>Kingdom Hearts IV [Switch 2]>The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026) [Switch 2]Greentext are the ones I'm interested in.
>>740681632Why is there no Mario 64 remake?
>>740682903nah.
>>740681914>>740682619Shit, the picture did not get sent.
>>740682502He doesn't look like a child, he looks like a dwarf. Has it been so long since Young Link has been in a game that they forgot how to design him?
Who the fuck names their daughter "Devon" and this is a woman that looks like she was born in the 1970's.
Why tf did I buy a Switch 2
unless that link's model was meant specifically for that trailer we're probably getting a UE5 wrapper of OoT
>>740682971???
>>740681641>>740681898based
>>740681641>>740681882Thanks for the workThough it ended up being a massive letdown in the end.
>>740681296+Stellar Blade, new Xenoblade, KH4, The Duskbloods, Zelda OoT remake all good-Ports, ports, ports-Very limited to zero gameplay shown for the exclusives-No Mario except for DLC skins in DK Bonanza game3.5/10 rounds up to 4/10 to be generous
>told my friends to tune in to this direct it will mog every other show this yearthey are going to cum on my face when I fall asleep next time we meet up
>>740682854Nu-Link when Ganondorf whips out the HD hog.
God I hate these new Starfox character designs.Which sucks because it otherwise looks like a good Starfox remake. Although it makes me wonder why they didn't make a NEW game.
>replaced the teammates giving you tips with on-screen tutorial promptsgenuinely this is worthless and should not exist
>>740683027If they change her into a BOTW Zora there will be beheadings.
>>740683009Oh yea, and before that it was MP4
>Teleports through wall
>>740681641POST THE JAPAN DIRECT GAMES
>>740682972I got the first game for one buck at a digital sale and I still believe I'm owed two.
>>7406811643/10Dragons Dogma looks cool, a new Sports Resort game might be fun. Zelda looks like remakeslop and no gameplay for a game coming out this year is concerning.They're still showing the same Duskbloods gameplay loop from when they announced it 2+ years ago. The first 50 minutes of the presentation had strong Wii U 2015 energyXbox somehow winning a Fake E3 in 2026 shows the awful state of the modern gaming industry
japanese direct got a 2hu game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aynvHvrNmQ
>>740682808Is it not her surname?
>>740682139I want to see the hot fish wife
>>740683115lmfao, theres 2 on fb marketplace near me for 200 bucks a pop
>the trannybloods
>>740683086lmao based
>fucking up the arches
>>740683086God bless you fatposterYou're the only entertainment I had in this direct.
>>740682772Please support it. I know snoys don't actually play games, but this once, please put your money where your mouth is.
>>7406811641/10only game i remotely give a shit about is deltarune
>>740683141Doesn't feel like clusterfuck kino like the old ones
>>740683056It's Ashley
>>740682605slopa
Nintendo is too comfortable right now. Fire Emblem should be a live service by now what's the point of releasing new games, there's always a new one. And what's the point of the OoT remake, every Zelda is somehow a soft remake of antother one, announcing a OoT remake is like announcing a N64 remake of ALTTP
>>740683272Jannies love this.
>>7406811640/10OoT being put through the bastardization humiliation ritual is the wrost thing they could have possibly announced.
GBATemp is split
>>740682903Touhou mansion of scarlet devil remake was announcedOf course nu /v/ hates classic video games, so they hated direct
>>740683445
>>740682263Gonna pump out a quick one to get the anger out.
Mods you can unsticky thisnobody would complain
>>740682139Will it have dedication to Etika since they hired that guy?
>>740683207>like them>but hate how UE makes them lookGrim, they could've looked exactly like the snes boxart in another timeline.
Holy fuck. It was giga nigger dog AIDS Coal.Videogames are fucking dead. It was a good run bros but time to pack it up.
>>740683272I have a small dick so I would let a cute girl cuck me, it would be selfish of me not to let her have some bbc on the side
>>740681680Who is this and who is the artist?
This direct is my suicide note
>>740683401Looked to be pretty similar to the original corneria.It's always linear
>Nintendo gets the Kingdom Hears IV revealOh my God this board will be unusable for the rest of the month and this Thursday in particular will be literal hellI am so fucking happy right now lol
>>740683516But you say this every Direct?
Not too great, but not too bad. Some game reveals were kino. Time for one piece cafe.
>>740683528Correction: /v/ always hated classic video games
>>740683207Because these retards think they must reinvent the fucking wheel and don't understand the only reason SF64 turned out so great was that they didn't have the time to ruin it with these absolutely fucking idiotic ideas like on-foot combat and more underwater planets. They're certain the last attempts failed because audiences didn't want a new game.
no persona 6 on switch 2???????????????????????????
>>740681641Thank you so much, ilu
>>740683265>Touhou Koumakyou: New Classic - the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (Sept.9-10) [Switch, Switch 2]It's also already listed on Steam as well.
>>7406797173/10
>>740683405cant believe that fat ugly bastard wario gets a cutie like that
>>740683528>JP only
>>740683358I already own it on the Vita but I'll buy it again
>>740683528Remakes are not said classic video games, they are a new game wearing a skinsuit of the older game.
>>740683665what the fuck even was that trailer? 4 years for THIS???
>>740681914Xbox > Summer Games Fest > P-P-P-POWER GAP > Nintendo Direct > The Very Gates of Tartatus > Cock and Ball Torture > The Absolute State of Play
>>740680521who is she?
>>740683747>slurping down reheated old slop like a good goyshalom
>>740683776atlus's reload port for switch 2 was so bad they had to massively patch it for 2 months
Why do they japping in the background, let me hear the game
>>740683515If you only have a switch 2 this direct was a godsend. If you actually have multiple platforms, you've probably bought all the games shown today already on something else. I purposely waited for stellar blade to come out on switch 2, but like, I've already played a ton of the ports shown on my PC or ps5. At least muramasa was new.
The dialogue boxes during the missions look too uncanny, it looks like something someone would have made with AI 2-3 years ago and slapped LIVE STAR FOX REACTION on to
Good direct.
>>740683658I never played the old ones. Or any.
>>740683747anime j-slop are not videogames
>>740683528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aynvHvrNmQIt doesn't look good imo
>>740683528>RemakeWho gives a fuck?
>>740683894checks out
>>740683845Good.
>>740683894wolverine mogs everything though
>>740683272+5 izzat
>>740683725onepiece cafe looked cute actually
>before: mario, zelda, splatoon, xenoblade, all in the same direct>now: you’re lucky to even get one of those, good chance it’s just a remake
>>740683579>please cease this humiliation, mods-sama
>>740683609a drawfag from vm/lolg/ drawpiles , he was banned from X but you can find him on drawpile
FOCUS, S
KH 4 ON STEAM TIMMY BTFO KWABOTY
oh theres that one qt present
>>740683528It's also on Steamhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4659620/Touhou_Koumakyou_New_Classic__the_Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/
>>740682139looks like the Metroid Prime Remake engine (modified Unreal) kek
>>740684090Wolverine looked ok. X-people soured my tasted on iy with how spiderman 2 ended up
>>740683990weeaboo website, get aids
>>740682772>bought it on the wii>bought it again on the Vita>will buy it again once more for the PCi love Muramasa, but i'm still waiting for an Odin Sphere release on PC
i was waiting for the MGR remake
>>740683827https://store.steampowered.com/app/4659620/Touhou_Koumakyou_New_Classic__the_Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/
>>740683981Pumping
>>740681201I fapped to this pic when i saw it on X
>>740683305People were saying something about EDF eariler? did I have a stroke during our direct or was that JP only, I would have thought it would at least make the sizzle reel
>>740683894Somehow this is just completely true, and it feels wrong to me in a way I can't describe
>>740683894Xbox9Nintendo8Sony 5PC 3
>>740683776A week ago people were saying no Onimusha on Switch 2 either, just wait
>>740684195>Wolverine looked ok
>>740683981Can you say good boy?
>>740684367It's an action game. That's about it.
>>740683528Should I play this if I've never played any Touhou games before?
>>740684276That's good too, but we might be out of time for it.>>740684442Good boy.
>>740683894personally I'd swap xbox and SGF but otherwise I agreegaming really sucks now
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A SHITSHOW
>>740684105>>before: mario, zelda, splatoon, xenoblade, all in the same directYeah, we got THREE of those this direct you retard.
>>740684471the regeneration is cool
>>740684553cute pantsu
>>740684482This is basically where everyone starts, unless you wanna be a /jp/ tryhard and start from LoLK
>>740683185you're a tendie in 2026, they already think you have autism and brain damage.
Shut the fuck up
That star fox gameplay looks like a 'Nintendo hire this man' image.
>>740683981>>740684535Rosa prefers shotas
>>740684046everyonethe last one is stuck on Window 95
>>740683273Dragons dogma is a port, and switch sports is just Nintendo taking fucking forever to get to the apex that was Wii sports resort.
Eric status? ACpedo status? Doubt either is very happy right now
State of play was better and that sucked donkey balls
>>740681164Not going to lie, this was a huge disappointment. The most interesting things they showed were third party games. DD2 expansion confirmation and KH4 footage in a Nintendo Direct? What the fuck? The one game I was hoping to get a release date and gameplay footage of, The Duskbloods, instead got a vague trailer and network test announcement, basically soft confirming the game is going to get delayed. Every other first party game I was not interested in and the amount of ports was annoying as fuck.3/10, I don't think it was as bad as the Snoy conference but I am really disappointed and I don't think I'll be using my Switch 2 the rest of the year at this rate.
>>740684535Thank you <3
>>740683894>>740684558what exactly did xbox have? SGF?
>>740684090>Wolverine game>filled with cutscenes and girlboss giving you orders while you buttonpress through the same animations over and over>"BUT IT HAS BLOOD SO ITS COOL"Brother i pray for the day marvel dies so i dont have to look at this shit.
>>740684553artist?
>>740684134name before the thread dies?
>>740684590I'm a little disappointed the metal isn't directly to the bone, feels a little like censorship
>>740684789anon
>>740684535Don't worry I am fully loaded with anger and ready to burst it out. Give me a pic with fat tits in your next post and you'll see.
the switch 2 library is going to be a repeat of the gamecube at this rate
>>740684718we seem to be in the hire this man era for nintendo now
>>740684105>before: mario, zelda, splatoon, xenoblade, all in the same direct >now: zelda, splatoon, xenoblade, and kingdom hearts all in the same directSony ponies on suicide watch
Eeew that voice
>>740684159finally i can play the best touhou game
>>740684661Alright then I guess I'll get it. I love the characters I just literally never played any of the games
>>740684865same... what a disguisting tranny voice whoever that guy was speaking
Worst E3 in recent memory. This has been genuinely awful.
again, how do treehouses work? someone explain it to a noobare they only gonna play starfox?
>>740683894Yeah, pretty much- but I'm getting Xenoblade 4 so I'm actually satisfied with the Direct.
>"hire">67 results
>0 (zero) (nil) (nada) new IPs announced a YEAR into a new consolethey need to stealth drop the 2 from this system
>>740683515Who are these people that get excited for ports? Do they not realize that other game systems exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__p1Nsaw0gwThey released footage of the oot remake just now
>>740684732But she won't say no to grown ups either.>>740684759Good pervert.>>740684864I can't say no to that can i.
>>740684806Ligilo
Was that a portal reference?
>>740684867We didn't even get a new GameCube game for NSO online
>>740685047they rotate between games roughly every 20-30 minutes
>>740683115to play Switch 1 games!
>>740684134You rock. What a great artist
>>740684865He's literally wearing a tranny pin. Watch when it goes back to the hand camera.
>>740684220I have Odin Sphere for PS4 so I don't care about that oneDragon's Crown should be released on PC just to revive the multiplayer though
>>740685085>console sequel>mad that sequels are on it
>>740684251Why didn't they show it on the direct?
>>740684745He tried to post nigger dicks so that might tell you how thoroughly rustled he is.
So how many games shown weren’t ports or remakes?
>>740683894i hate how xbox is dying when it was the only thing that constantly just showed games instead of gay talking. xbox had both expedition 33 and silksong in their presentations.
Reminder that Katt Monroe prefers molestable shotas
>>740684752>basically soft confirming the game is going to get delayed.Network test announcement implies the exact opposite, Elden Ring's CNT released about two and a half months before the final game didSo July or August CNT date = September-October or October-November release of Duskbloods
>>740685235it's in the japanese direct
>>740685047Basically you build a small wooden house on the branches of a tree
>all the big dogs planning to release pure slop>modern gaymer pretending this is a good yearno wonder video games are dead if this is enough to hype the modern consoomer
Nintendo fucking won.Why is the west so creatively and morally bankrupt? The joos really won, didn't they?>t. PC Chad
>>740685235it was on the japanese direct
>>740683528AI upscaled bullshit, thanks ZUN very cool
>>740683115Goycattle consumer. You bought dogshit because you thought it might some day be worthwhile, instead of just waiting for it to become worthwhile and then purchasing it.
one day we will have an alice atlus game
>>740685109I hope this faggit who's been working on this PC OoT remake for almost TEN years just quits and kills himself in the next few months.Good fucking riddance... Patreon scumbag
Uh.... Epstein bros?
>>740684745Full liquid metal nuclear meltdown.
>>740685125thank you very much anon
>>740685397Alice sex simulator.
>>740685091>>740685252giwtwm
>>740685437nigga looks like a dwarf, adult face in a smol body wtf
I stayed alive for this???
>>740685437you called?
>>740685496Yo easy on the beans
>>740685324Because they show multiplats and you don't need an xbox for them. The Gears of War game is a test for that.Maybe they should make a good fucking Halo
>>740685252Sir this is home depot.
>>740685496fuck it eat them, it's not like we'll be missing anything
>>740685054It’s not 4, it’s genesis, it will be a prequel.
>>740685325need fanart of her reacting to the oot remake link
>>740685437They shouldn't have hired this man
>>740685437Extremely odd continuity error that he has a Triforce mark, but I'll take it since it's on his left fucking hand. It's really chapped my ass they keep trying to make Link right-handed as of BOTW.
>>740685437>>740685626hobbit maxxing. Its gonna be beyond kino
>>740685626Peter Linklage
el zorro estreya?
>>740685121Would she bully me because even shotas are bigger than me?
>>740685626They're called Elves anon
>Boss B theme with choirNice.
>>740685437Why is he wearing overalls
>>740685325Fuck I kinda see the appeal GOD DAMN IT
>>740685121Ohhh yeah that's what I am talking about.Spurted out some nice angry ropes while imagining fucking her in that position with my cock visibly bulging her belly.Feeling so much better now, thanks.
does /v/ not care about Treehouse anymore?I haven't seen one in years but I remember /v/ used to obsess over that woman
>>740685047They play some of the games for a couple minutes, show off stuff not mentioned during the direct, sometimes even reveals of games that were not at the direct at all. There's a non-zero chance the Black Ops 1 and 2 remasters show up during the treehouse
>>740685325new one is hotter
>coming out this year>doesnt show any gameplay or any in game content>doesn't tell when its releasing>doesn't tell you when they will be releasing more informationDo these japs know its halfway through the year already?
>>740683072Team is too busy working on Big Maring
>>740685054>but I'm getting Xenoblade 4why? XC2 is better
>>740685828Link isn't a kokiri though, he's a young hylian when the story begins.
Why is Deltatroon such a big deal?The yt chat can't stop mentioning it.
>>740683981I wanna fuck those hairbuns
>>740685828Hylians are Elves
>>740685368Keep blaming an ethnic group or religion rather than the system itself.
>>740685904She got ugly I assume.
>>74068527818 or 19, a good chunk of those are multiplats, though. Not that that's a bad thing.
you will buy a switch 2
>>740685753shed be schlicking it like a feral cat. with her claws out.
>>740685941Nintendo always has directs in September. OoT will probably be shown more there and come out in Novemeber or December
>>740685980Gaming is now 80%+ zoomer and alpha homosexuals
>>740685691the new missions in the CE remake sound cool,
>>740685980Hits the right kind of furry autism.
>>740685980Toby fox games are the only ones they have played. They are not gamers, they are tumblr faggots.
>direct so awful that janny ACKed xerself without bothering to unsticky the threadYeah Nintendo is fucked
>>740685865It seems like they're chasing a Twilight Princess-y look for this remake. He's wearing a burlap tunic and some kind of cloth gambison over it.
>>740685961I play the Xenoblade series, not XENOBLADE 2. hope that helps.
I don't want to live anymore...
>>740685962>>740686037
>>740685340>>740685379the american direct, the one that most people watched hereretards
>>740685691>spoiler>Actually thinking 343 can make anything good after fucking that series up for more than half it's total lifespan>Actually thinking that any modern dev can salvage that cursed IP and make a half-decent followup
>>740685980It has a bunch of terminally online obsessed troons, they can't shut the fuck up
>>740686150TPchads won in the end
>>740686053>the system itselfMay I see the representatives in charge and funding this system?
>>740685904There's a literal tranny there. And these are pre-recorded so they're not even "live".
>>740686253Didn't they have one good showing (forget which game)?
>>740685980Deltarune is a great game, and the last chapter left us clenching our balls for more, thats all
>>740685752doesn't matter; it's a NEW XENOBLADE GAME, therefore I'm getting it at the same time I get my NS2
any reason to play this over the 64 version outside of the multiplayer
>>740685212
>>740685782>continuity erroryou're saying this about a series that has barely any actual continuity lmao
>>740686239>picme and anon
>>740686107>highly and only anticipated release for the console>Uh here's a trailer for it 2 months before releaseWtf
>>740683894how much is microslop paying these bots to pretend that their awful showcase wasnt in the sewer with nintendo and sony.
>>740685381The guy who drew this ghosted me on a commission.
>>740685980Zoomers are unfunny retarded niggers that love to ruin everything with the irony meme spam
>>740686321>UGH there's a TRANNY thereThank you for fighting the good fight during a fucking video game presentation aimed at children and teenagers anon
>>740686149sticky is still up for the treehouse stream dum-dum
I just went to a convention and picked up a physical version of minecraft for the switch for like $10 bucks. I've looked everywhere but is there going to be an upgrade pack for the switch version for the switch two?
It was fine imo. >Deltarune very soon>Zelda return to form this year>SPLATOON Raiders actually looks good>Fire Emblem will probably be good>Pokopia is one of the best switch 2 games and it's getting better even without the expansion pass>Series continues like KH and Xenoblade look decentCan't expect much more in modern era
>>740686421love minion-chan
>>740686239it's a japanese game in japanese retard
>>740685520yes we all want that
>>740686573Why is there a porn addict on a presentation aimed at children and teenagers?
Would have been happy if the KH games released today, but I can live with this
>>740686668we need to, as a group, send a letter to atlus's HQ to request it
>>740686239I've been watching this obscure ass anime and want her to look at my dick like picrel.
So like, does anyone besides me think Orbitals and that Studio Meadowflower game from the Microsoft come off as unsettling? Kinda like astroturfing what anime "should" be in a way.
>>740686479how much did you pay?
>>740686321So do you genuinely just live your entire life seething that other people living their lives have found happiness you cannot?
>>740684745>makes 4 nintendo is doomed threads>get drowned by nintendo games threadskek
>>740686605>Zelda return to formLOL
>>740686703EPI fetish. Look it up.
>>740658616I'm not interested in any of the games, maybe I could get behind splatoon, but holy shit, this direct was utter garbage.
>>740685324>xbox had both expedition 33 and silksong in their presentations.Palworld too!.Literally some of the biggest hits and goty contenders always at xbox.
>>740685330The ER network test was 4 months before release but at least they gave an actual date for that. They didn't even give a date for The Duskbloods and just said "Summer 2026", which could be anywhere from now until the next two months. The earliest would be this month, which would imply an October release. But that would be even worse because every major game this year is releasing at the exact same time. On top of that, Nintendo's online infrastructure is known to be shit, Switch 2 users overwhelmingly use WiFi, and From Software's netcode is known to be shit. So, the time between network test and release is probably going to be longer this time.
>>740686364>usOkay, can you tell them to shut the fuck up then?
>>740686783trannies are not happy. 41 turned to 43%. stop trying to murder kids
>>740686605>Fire Emblem will probably be goodWeve been alternating between decent story/bad gameplay and atrocious story/good gameplay for over a decade now, given engage being the latter Fortunes Weave is going to be ass to play
>>740685941Brother it's OOT, we know what the gameplay and content will be. It's gonna be their big fall release to get Christmas sales.
>>740686749Orbitals is cuteI would have thought lovers of classic anime are not necessarily the type to have a friend on hand to play games with though, so I don't expect it to sell well
>>740686616I missed that drawing, Yordle bro, you're amazing, thanks!
>>740686291You don't understand, my pedophilic instruction book clearly states being evil is okay when I do it. The system is to blame.
>>740686321She's not a troon, she's been in Treehouse presentations for a decade now.
>>740686783>people
>>740686812It's going to be a 1:1 remake of OoT in regards to gameplay and layout but with UE lighting and Navi's probably going to talk. I want to see the hot fish wife. I want to see great fairies
Two abysmal general directs in a row. This is Furukawa's Nintendo.
Wasn't as bad as I expected.
the only game i remotely care about is deltarune from this direct, literally the rest is meh, at least DR will end in about 4-5 years (best 6+7 will be a together pack unless the dog will want more autism to last)>thread being mad about trannyfaggot games made by trannyfaggotswhat a shocker
>>740685980it's a beloved IP that a lot of people actively enjoy playing and want to see more of the story. Not everyone will love it but an extremely large amount of people have it as one of their favorite modern IPs.
>>740686435It's a continuity error within Ocarina of Time itself, the Triforce doesn't split until Ganondorf lays hands on it and Link doesn't have a mark on his hand until after he's an adult. Like you say it doesn't matter that much because Zelda doesn't care about its own continuity, but it's, uh, odd. I'm guessing they're either going to go with Twilight Princess saying the Triforce is beyond time and its split in a completely different timeline split it in all timelines so Link has it even when it hasn't actually split yet, or "don't worry about it lmao." and the Triforce mark was for the audience's sake.
just cancel all future directs at this point they have fifty studios and no games coming out
>>740686749https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/732345539/#732346628
>>740687035>1:1 remake of OoT in regards to gameplay and layout but with UE lightingand that sounds good to you...?
>>740686291They are called the bourgeoise.
I just want a new F-Zero, bros.
>>740685330Nintendo just confirmed it's launching this year on twitter
>>740686053Good goy glory to Jefferey Epstein
they should have made it a partner direct, next up is splatoon raiders
Why do they do these fake transitions when this was obviously pre-recorded?
>>740686703A question I ask myself often when an anonymous poster is throwing a fit about trannies in a video game presentation aimed at children and teenagers
>>740687220strictly depends on what the wife and fairies look like.
>>740686745let's go and do it my brother
>>740687035>UE>hot fish wife>great fariesGot news for you, buddy.
>>740686140It's funny that you people delusionally convince yourselves that the non-gamers that are super hyped for a specific game are going out of their way to watch live Nintendo Directs. If anything you no-fun-allowed faggots seething that you don't like games anymore and no announcements excite you are the nongamers.
>oot REMAKE>fire emblem - cel shaded slop 2That's it? Switch 2 has nothing
>>740686617the game will be available in languages other than japanese >>740685379retard
>>740687352crossover art like this is based
>>740686787The moment I saw Stellar Blade I knew he'd meltdown, but as the direct kept going and things he said would not come to Switch 2 were announced to be indeed coming to Switch 2 I realized he might break out his favorite folder
>>740687409Get in line fags, Atlus owes us Etrian Odyssey Next Stage
>>740687413pic of what they look like?
>>740687315treehouse LIVE isn't live?!
>>740686278>says the person whining about non-vidya in a vidya announcement thread just to whine
>>740687326Oh, so it's okay to have rapists on presentations aimed at children and teenagers? Splatoon really changed the tendie demographic.
>>740687242safe edgy
>>740687545at least the Metaphor botted post of his is a goner now lmao
DO YOU REMEMBER PIC RELATED?Are you ready for Nintendo to spoon feed you the Triforce in the remake? It should be a prize for actually solving Ocarina, not spoonfed in a remake...
Final thoughts?
Splat all over the place in an open environment!
>>740686703You really don’t know shit about trans people, chud.
>>740686882Also, this is an up to 8 player game, more than any previous Souls game, which is a disaster in the making.
About time.End this thread's misery.
>>740687628
>>740684745>>740686787>>740687545QRD on Eric?
It's no longer sticky.
>>740687628Anonymous isn't doing a presentation, albeitToo much time on /r9k/ for me to think "Anon can't be a rapist" let alone be morally just in... any exchange at all
>>740687583yeah
>>740687723
>>740687139I don't care why you like it, explain to those niggers that they don't have to spam it in the chat.
posting in not so sticky anymore
>>740687783A rapist with memory loss.
>>740687413stellar blade was made in UE
>>740687417I am excited for different games, though. Just not tranny pandering bullshit that you enjoy so much.
>>740687721Are you retarded? A simple yes or no is enough.
>>740687723I think this was the worst stream this year and the worst Nintendo direct for E3 season. the art posted in the thread is hot though
>>740687669I mean, it's not like he stopped posting the Tales of Arise one
>>740686351No.Books are okay but everything happens in them and not the games.>Cortana blowing up a station full of Spartan 4s and 2s>Oh btw Cortana is fine now she cloned herself btw
>>740687196No one who should be allowed to post on /a/ would be fooled that that was Japanese.
>>740687723I think it was fun to tease anons.
>>740687912but enough about anon
>>740686812It's literally a remake of one of the most beloved games of all time, there is no stronger return to form. We're out of the BOTW era and it's likely they use this engine to remake Majora's Mask and then potentially a brand new Zelda game in a classic adventure RPG style without durability and open world emptiness and paper thin story because not everyone will see it all.
>>740687831>Too much time on /r9k/Not beating the rapist allegations.
>>7406877235/10, I wanted more new announcements but I’ll probably buy some of these ports since I held off of getting them on other platforms. Mildly interested in open world Ninjala too.
>30 minutes of a prerecorded treehouse for a demo of a remake of a remake of a game released 30 years ago
>>740682453I want her redesigned with bigger tits and ass
>>740688179Yes that's what I said, moaning about sex pests and rapists on 4chan is hypocritical when we have an extremely unhealthy board environment that enables that kind of behavior on /r9k/
So does anyone care about treehouse? Should I even bother making a thread?
>>740686919Gee maybe it has to do with you subhuman degenerates constantly hating on trans people just for existing.
>>740687723Dead hobby
>Xbox>showed off new games>Sony>showed off new games>Geoff Show>showed off new games>Nintendo>showed off old games and a title screenYou can shit on Xbox being bro shooter waist high wall shit and Sony being movie games, but at least they put on an hourlong showcase and more of actual new stuff for consolefags who own them to look forward to. Like holy shit, if I had a Switch 2 I'd want to kill myself after seeing that. No one buys a Switch 2 to play ports from other consoles, you buy Nintendo for Nintendo games you can't get anywhere else. They should have saved that StarFox reveal for this instead so they wouldn't have to pad the runtime with ports and thumb wrestling.
>>740686919>Look the people we harass and shit talk all day long have a high suicide rate during a time when every single demographics suicide rate has skyrocketed due to horrific economic issues and social issuesShocker
This direct comes in second only to the farming direct as the worst.i hate anime
>>740682903>that big of a gut with that small of titsShame
Earth Defense Force 5 and 6 just got announced for Switch 2
>>740688337Who's we and why do you think you're exempt from being a rapist yourself after admitting to browsing /r9k/, quasimodo?
>>740687948lmao. you can't understand what Nintendo is doing because you're too fixated on the system.Back in the days of the Nintendo 64, members of the press alleged that there's "Three Links" and "Three Zeldas" in Ocarina.I caught the claim in pic related. Read it for yourself.They aren't lying. There is in fact three zeldas and three links in Ocarina, and the Triforce (which hints at "Three") is the prize for solving the game.You have to figure out what all three zeldas are doing as you progress through the game, and figure out what all three ganondorfs and links are doing as you progress through the game, and balance three dimensions until you find the magic portal that takes you into Ocarina.Here on /v/ we call it the "Going into Games Machine". Google it. The triforce is your present for going into ocarina. Japan has it's prize, and it's trying to keep it out of your hands.
>>740686453I can't tell if you're just pretending to be retarded or if this is your first brush with how nintendo operates
>>740688065>>7406877232/10, didn't have a chance to erp with any of the lewdposters
>>740688443moreso the epic 41% number that every shit flinging third-worlder is from an old study that already cites social ostracization and familial non-acceptance as the major factors in a suicide and not the actual mental illness
>>740687076>deltatroon fan>calling anything else a trannyfaggot game
>>740688504Where did they annopunce it? Damn I hate having multiple streams the same day, they should have done the japanese one tomorrow or something.
This gameplay seems very linear for an open world game
>>740688427Anyone who calls out the ports is an enemy who hates Nintendo and wants Miyamoto to die, Comrade.Why do you want Miyamoto to die?
>>740686998Trans aren’t pedos, Right-Wingers like you are.
>>740686617>>740687464I mean this >>740685235i need to sleep more
I'll never play deltarune
>>740687628Wait, they had Donald Trump cameo? I must have missed it
Good to see the usual suspects upset over Nintendo mogging the other 2 retards, you were warned but decided to not listen
>>740688547>Who's we Us as in Anonymous the users of this website you self-aggrandizing retard>OH SO YOU'RE NOT COUNTING YOURSELF HUHJesus Christ we absolutely need to start taking the piss on ourselves and referring to ourselves as degenerates again, humility has gone completely out the fucking window after 2015
>>740688572>a simple yes or no is enoughYou'd think a child would understand such simple instructions yet you fail at it. I'd tell you think about your life but you're clearly not mentally equipped for that.
>here's a delayed port of a game featuring nothing new that will be $70 for a gkc
>>740688000Do you enjoy looking at at in threads?
>>740688827Based Hifumi bro
>>740688890Yes.
>>740688504proof?
>>740688456>farming directit was up there with that one PC Gaming Show where there was nothing but city builders
>>740688427>>740688750Can't wait to be called "eric" and get banned for 3 months for laughing at nintendo in the famitsu thread.
>>740687801wanna go somewhere private?
>>740688427>sony>gameslolNintendo just got Vanillaware to leave sony's clutches. They truly have nothing left now that Bloodborne is on emulators.
>>740688960Doesn't it get boring?
what could you say about this Direct?
>>740689034i at least like city builders
>>740688949Thanks Anon.
>>740688603You can still have some fun if you post something.
>>740689214The Switch 2 has leftovers
>>740689197I don't think so.
>>740688856Who's us? Fuck outta here, gcj ghoul. Did you even shower today?
>>740687273You do know there is a difference between jewish and zionist, right?
>>740688862I LITERALLY CALLED OUT "NINTENDO WILL SPOONFEED YOU THE TRIFORCE" WAY BEFORE THIS TEASER TRAILER EVEN LAUNCHED, then, in a short 30 second clip, confirmed they are in fact spoonfeeding you the triforce.You will never even comprehend what Nintendo is taking away from you.
I'm pretty satisfied with this one. Unlike most of /v/ I play games and this has a bunch of reveals for stuff I want to play. It's great to have an excuse to dump another 50 hours into Pokopia soon, let alone two more times after that as well.
>>740689246Yeah, but outside of Ultrakill's Fraud reveal, there was NOTHING BUT city builders for an hour.
>>740689372Shut the fuck up tripfag
>>740688735>>740689029https://nintendoeverything.com/earth-defense-force-5-earth-defense-force-6-coming-to-nintendo-switch-2/>>740689043Post your armored core 6 ps5 playtime, acpedo. Remember when you said KHIV wouldn't come to Switch 2?
>>740689372nta but hey bro just popping in to tell you to kill yourself and that the world will be a better place when you are gone peace out
>>740687242the bourgeoise are jews
>>740689103Could be fun.My tag is friendly_kot1_69680
>>740658616>>740681164The Pokopia/Wii Sports lady has the most beautiful female voice I have ever heard...wow.Ninja Gum is pretty hilarious Screw you guys a new Wii Sports is pretty hype. OMG a single game inside of another game is Thumb Wrestling which still looks fun yet I still act mad all the time...stfuHello Kitty Party Land!!!!Nobody acted like that FROM Software didn't announce a game?Fuck you the Splatoon Single player looked like childish funMore Deltarune yippieKingdom Hearts 4 gameplay woooSeeing sleepy kid Link made me emotional New Boomer boss is cutebut no new First Party games...uh oh. 6/10
>>740688815I wipe my ass with the talmud.
>>740689701New Wario Ware game with an Ashely outfit magical girl change when?
>>740686053>CUTE CHARACTER SAYS FUCK CAPITALISM!!leftists are like children
>>740689312Keeping your hands busy with a game or something?
The only people who are even remotely satisfied with this direct are those whose first and only console was the switch I feel bad for anyone who stayed up
Oh no the sticky was removed; it was nice knowing you all
>>740689671Splatoon, Xenoblade, and Fire Emblem are not Nintendo IPS now is what you're saying?
>>740689820>leftists like childrenFTFY
>>740689825A little. Who doesn't?
>>740689670I see you offline, slut.
Nobody is mentioning the one piece cooking game but it does look genuinely good for a business sim with RPG elements. 400 characters from one piece showing up as customers/staff is pretty based and elevates the business sim gameplay imo, it'll be cool to care about the customers.
rip brewad
>>740689285What, like my tag? thelicc7418
>>740689831The melty continues lol
>>740689986It's a shame it has one piece on the name
>>740689671>Nobody acted like that FROM Software didn't announce a game?They announced it some time last year. I'm not keen on it since IIRC it's going to be a different PvPvE than their usual stuff and I don't really care for Soulslike PvP.
>>740689501>>740689530https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/triforce/username/Nora%20Kisaragi/I was right, and you were wrong. It's not my first victory, nor will it be my last.
>>740689587People don't know this but the amount of rich everyone else and rich Jews its like 100 to 1 :)
>>740689980You can always poke me!
smt alice legs
>>740689525Hell yeah, Switch 2 is saved! Loved the series on the vita. Please tell me the franchise is still good campy fun!
>>740689940Idk bro it seems like all Republicans on literal Epstein island, even trump fucked kids dozens of times there according to the logs
absolute disaster of a direct. I was expecting them to reveal a new smash so I could finally grab a switch 2 but meh..
>>740690158too lewd.
>>740690158Woah
>>740690179>republicansLike I said, leftists like children.
Treehouse is 90 minutes, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the kingdom hearts games are the first native ports that let you carry over the save from the cloud versions released on Switch right? Don't remember this being a thing with the RE games, pretty weird to do given only 2 people bought those but eh I guess it's better than nothing
Enjoy your ports
>>740690349Leftists like children, Rightoids fuck children
>>740689818of only
>>740690404I believe so, I remember there was some sort of program that allowed for easy conversion between save files for different consoles and KH was supported.
>>740690156Well I rather not if I don't even know if the account is still alive.
>>740690524projection
I hope StarFox 64 is sucessful so that we can see Amazoness SHOTA BREAKER Krystal again
smt alice mid section
>>740690473Oh hey, I played this last year on my SaturnFun game
>>740690526i'd pre-order if it happens
>>740689969Keep your hand busy faster!
>>740688154what level of cope is this?
smt alice back section
>>740690713
>>740690524Wow, you suck at this. Probably the only sucking you're doing by the looks of it, no wonder fags are so pissy all the time when they can't get any.
