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Can't Drink Water Edition

>Official Links
Website - https://conanexiles.com/
Steam Store - http://store.steampowered.com/app/440900/

>What is Conan Exiles?
Conan Exiles is a survival game made by the devs of Age of Conan, and it's currently on the Early Access fun ride.

>Official Premium /vg/ Servers
old server (wiped feb 16th!): 104.143.12.130:7927 (4chan videogames)
new server : 69.162.126.51:7777 (/vg/ hyena funhouse)

>Server not showing in the list?
Go to your Properties for Conan Exiles on Steam, and open the Launch Options, then type in : +connect 104.143.12.130:7927 or +connect 69.162.126.51:7777

>Helpful hint of the day
Max height foundations are out of a dragon's reach, somehow.

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/wJGbGde

>Previous thread
>>168463940
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>>168594192

Is PvE even worth it? I can't decide wether I stick for PvE first or go straight to PvP.
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>>168594289
Get on board, I'll call it in.
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>same Helpful hint of the day as last
ree, i'll just post my own then...

You can get a dead body out of shallow water so you can loot it by placing a foundation on it to hopefully fling it up in the air to land on land.

also I found "Sandman" base, is he a regular player enough for map?
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We are all Snek on a deeper spiritual level. We just need to channel our inner Conan Exiles autism.
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>>168594317
seen him 2 times and i live in that region
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>>168594192
nth for beware the happy merchants
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>>168594481
Who are they?
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>>168594515
they're happy...and they know it

*clap clap*
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>>168594515
Hill jews guarding the river from evil goyims
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>>168594558
"the river" covers half the map
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>>168594537
That was funnier to me than it should have been
>>168594558
Well I just steel sworded down thier entire base down to the last block. Dunno if they have more bases tho
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What the hell is up with those servers they need so long to load and there are barely any players!
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>>168594767
im bad at technology but im pretty sure that it's the structures that take time to load in and not peoples characters, so a 30/50 server which was just made will load faster than a server with 1/50 with tonnes of structures on the map

maybe..
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>>168594624
Now that I think about it probably wasnt because there was fuck-all inside it.
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>>168594909
Meant to say it probably want their only base
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Man, this game is fucking dead. I shouldn't have listened to /vg/ at all...

There are so many options, thousand server, a lot of those servers just have like 2 people playing, I'm from europe so you basically have all those server divided by language, what is this shit?

There aren't even that many people playing in general...
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>>168595160

Just wait for the normie rush tonight
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>>168595160
Its yuro hours, dummy. Play on merican hours if you want more people to play with
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man it feels like a waste using furnaces with no smelter thrall. they process 5 times faster.
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>>168596701
>tfw furnaces/smelting feels super fast to me and gives me time to go farm XP

Making the iron ingots take forever though it feels.
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>>168595160
>>168594767

>trying to play at 9AM EST on a weekday
>expecting servers to be full
>using in-game browser

The game isn't ridiculously popular, but there are still people playing even at this time.
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>>168595160
this isn't the good time especially on a Friday
later today or tomorrow the population will grow
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how long is religion teachers spawn? Yog
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>>168600123
gl senpai
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https://topconanservers.com/server/69.162.126.51:27015

How do we make our 'server page' the least appealing to normies for the weekend?
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>>168601512
people have to like the rates and high population number
so just leave it as it is and we should be fine
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>>168601512
dislike it
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does recreating my charaacter only effect visuals?
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>>168603247
recreating means you start all over
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>>168603324
the recreate character option in the esc menu makes you start all over?
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>>168603447
yes
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>>168598004

How did you do that? I can't find a server list on steam.
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dis dragon flew somehow
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>>168603530

Nevermind found it.
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TFW a hard drive is failing and had to move conan to an SSD. I wasn't ready for the load times.
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>>168594317
he built his house this week. i watched it rise day by day. he's poor
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>>168605073
>SSD

petabyte SSD when?
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Alright, rate this game on a scale of 1-10.
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>>168610757
5, but I put in 200 hours for some reason...
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>>168610757
7/10 Probably
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>>168610757
7/10 final score
Its ok for a early access game
a game meant to be played with other people currently. tits and gods drew me toward this game
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Can you create a permadeath server?
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>>168611291
unless someone makes a mod, no
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>>168610757
5 out of 7
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Yog nerf when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YIDk7iVQkE
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>>168611902

Gives me an idea for a mod. Permadeath, only way for your body to disappear on logout is to logout using the bed.
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>>168610517
can't really compare them
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>>168613049
the old skirt was much better
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>>168610757
8, it's hella fun with friends but it's very unpolished. if this wasn't early access and it was the whole game, then id say 5/10

>>168613450
agree

>>168612865
would be cool but everyone would stack stamina to run away from death.. also lag would ruin it completely.
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>>168613450
agreed
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>waterskin still broken
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>>168613786
drink from foreskin instead
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>>168613813
this, a lot of american players don't know of the power of the foreskin in game
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this game and the hyena spawns?
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>>168613968
the only casual filter in the game
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>>168613786
>he didn't build a well to circumvent the bug
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>>168614192
>he didn't praise mitra and made a spring of refreshment for 10 bricks instead of 300 tar
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>>168610757
7-8
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>>168614268
>he didn't praise yog and create meat that replenishes thirst
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>>168614381
>he's monoreligious
kek
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Server seems to rip when I was doors
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>>168614453
>he isn't pious and sticks to one religion like a true believer
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>>168614650
but who was doorframe
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NEW HOTFIX WHEN GODDAMN
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>>168614910
They won't be able to fix it. They'll just patch out the waterskin and remove the ability to build in singleplayer.
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server wipe?
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>>168615189
serber whype whrn
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>>168615183
Not before they patch out textures and the inventory interface.
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>>168615189

Server hype
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fate nunu wont spawn on hyena, pls restart or force spawn him
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sibirwip
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Hanrej is not raided.
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>>168619237
k
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>>168619237
hanrej raided to heck
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I bought into the meme.
No turning back now.
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>>168620390
actually you can still refund
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>>168619601

Why must you turn this into a general into a general of lies?
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>>168620854
i still have his thralls
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The Exiled Lands seem like a punishment given by Crom, for a man must do by what he is given.
therefore, Crom is the superior religion
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>>168621876
>set bracers on all exiles
>thoth amon sending people here
>controls the ring of set
>giant ass set temple with set worshipping ayylmaos in the middle
u wat
>moonbeam communicating set worshipping nignogs
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>>168622114
set was created by Crom tho
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>>168622181
no he wasn't.

crom's described as the god who doesn't do shit but nod at people that struggle a lot
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>>168622459
agree to disagree
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>>168622514
i'll to agree to u being dum and wrong
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>>168621804
I noticed that there arent any archer thralls there. Maybe because the Ayys killed the all?
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There are stat changes since the patch. Wtf funcom, document this shit. The strength calculation has changed. Your damage is now .45(points in str) + weapon damage.

I wanted to test accuracy as well but my game crashes everytime I try to fire an arrow. I expect they made a similar change to accuracy, though.
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>>168624415
thank u manaena
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>>168624415
That's strictly worse than it was. Good for lower damage weapons, but higher damage weapons (Ancient Khopesh) 10 points would have been 83.6 damage, with .45 per STR formula it's just 80.5.
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I wish walls were ever so slightly taller so I didn't feel like my characters head is about to hit the ceiling all the time
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>think i found good spot to climb and drop into someone's cliffbase
>invisible wall
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>>168626175
Yeah, that really bothers me too. It's the same in rust and Ark right?
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>>168626447
It's worse in those games iirc
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>>168615189
No server wipe until Funcom forces a wipe via a yuge and worthwhile patch. The owner has stated this many times.
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>4chan videogames still dead

Fucking hell.
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>tfw you set a werehyena loose in 3-dot lands
be free, pupper
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why are the official servers dead?
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>>168614068
>buddy from other games joined server
>ran to my base after dying about four times to hyenas
>gave into his pleas and created a 2-man clan just so he can use my base (my biggest regret yet in Conan)
>he forgot to set his spawnpoint on the bed
>then died to hyenas and tried to venture back a couple more times
>he gave up and stopped playing after half an hour in the server

I should have known better than to let him join me, now I'm stuck in a stupid fucking solo clan and can't leave it or else I lose access to my base, not that I have much.
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>>168627000
because normies only play to grief and have no admins to sort shit out.
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>>168626820

The older light pants looked so much better
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>>168629398

Oops I mean medium
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Well, 4chan videogames may still be dead but at least a patch to fix singleplayer building should be coming at any point today.
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>>168631057
>any point today
>10:45pm in Oslo
>on a Friday
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>>168631189

5 min ago funcom's US based community manager (Andy, not Jens) said it's still coming today.
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>>168631647
>5 min ago funcom's US based community manager (Andy, not Jens) said it's still coming today.
I'm actually pretty happy with how they're managing everything. Pretty good.
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EDDDDDDDDDGE UPDATE
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Changelog:

Performance and Tech Fixes

The game should now start more quickly


General Bug Fixes and Improvements

Explosive jars should no longer be stackable on top of each other
The building placement previews are visible once again in Local play
Character Rubberbanding has been reduced
Placeables should no longer lose items stored inside them
Console command 'Walk' can now only be used by admins in order to fix an exploit
The 'History' filter is back and should now function as intended
Dropping multiple items from inventory should no longer turn them invisible
Using "Loot All" option on corpses and loot bags should now work correctly


Balance and Gameplay Fixes

Waterskins can once again be refilled from the river
Inverted Wooden Roof Wedge and Stonebrick Frame now require Journeyman Craftsman instead of Master Craftsman
Hyenas and spiders are now less dangerous
Fast attacks with Two-handed hammers have been temporarily disabled
Caves near the starting area no longer cause Corruption
The gods of Exiles now prevent you from harvesting the same player corpse for 30 minutes. Attempting to do so will show a "Rigor Mortis" message
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Mods

If you activate a mod that requires a restart then the game will inform you
Renamed DevKit button to "Conan Exiles Dev Kit"
Fixed Crash when opening the shortcut bar in DevKit
Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch.
Fixed broken mods loading after last patch


Known Issues

We are aware of some issues with Explosive Jars. We expect to have fixes for these next week.
We are also aware of the existence of issues with related to jump "boosting" or jump-crouching. We have a fix and expect to roll it out soon.
We are aware that players may occasionally be sent to the Main Menu while loading and can interact with the menu. We are working on a fix.


Thank you!
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thirsty no more edition
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some of these "shitshacks" might just be new players, just a heads up if you think about cleansing the server
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>Hyenas and spiders are now less dangerous
Thank you.
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server is kill?
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>>168635097
Updating right now. Thanks to those that emailed me.
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>>168635310
Did you see the bit about changing admin passes?
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>>168635310

You should make manaena admin already.
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>>168634719
>tfw large enough to have my own mention
feels comfy
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What's the meta on stats? I need a quick rundown.
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>>168635534
you ever suggest that again, and you will never hear from manaena again
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>>168635414
Yeah thanks.
>>168635534
>t. manaena
>>168634719
Thanks I'll check them out. I've been going through the log trying to figure out who's inactive but it's an enormous 500 MB text file to comb through.
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>>168636441
MAKE MANAENA ADMIN ALREADY
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>>168627385
why did you encourage him to come to your base immediately? it only takes an hour at the river to hit lvl 10 and beat the hyenas.
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>>168636547
adding to the ban list.
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>>168634719
very good doggos is in N5
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New patch is go.

Just crashed my computer as it downloaded, so no time to read the notes yet.

Have the Abbos got into the office, killed and replaced the Funcom team?
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>>168636909
who are doggos
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>>168637726
Water is drinkable again, explosives can no longer be stacked, hyenas and spiders are now "less dangerous", which doesn't exactly say what about them has changed, and hammer fast attacks have been temporarily disabled.
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Guys can someone actually find out your real username on steam through the game. I'm thinking about making a brownskinned set cutie. But I'm afraid that somebody will find out that I'm a dude in real life.
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>>168638604

People too horny to fall for your shit will not care.
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>>168638604
No one cares if you want to play a chocolate snake worshiper.
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>>168638604
Your real steam username is displayed right under your character name.
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>dragonpowder .05 wt
>jar .5 wt
>10 tar .5 wt
>combined it's 10 wt?
how does increase mass
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Who tried to Allahu Ackbar their way into the Ayys sekrit base?
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>>168638604
if you use a steam name like "stan" instead of "stan280597636" it will be near impossible for anyone to track your steam name down through the game, also nobody gives a shit there are like 2 attention sluts, some traps, and just guys who play girls in hyena server, everybody expects everyone as a guy anyways which is good
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>>168639007
How do arrows weigh 2.5 iron ingots each? The world of Conan is truly a mysterious place.
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>>168639031
how many ppl are in ayy, u guys have shitshacks everywhere
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>>168638894

That's fucking stupid! Why though?! I wanted to be protected by a strong nordheimer dude! But he will see from a mile away that I'm some dude with a identitiy crisis. Man fuck this game.
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>>168639194

They are sekrit outposts.
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>>168639351
secretly gay
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>>168638604
I swear to Set you better not be trying to move in on my shitposting territory
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>>168636664
That was when right after I played for about seven hours straight and he wanted to get access to the base before I went to sleep.

I woke up to find out he died and gave up.

Lesson learned, vgbros only when dealing with clans.
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>>168639461
>Merely a shitpost
>Not having a shitsettlement
>not having shitlandclaim within the visible area
>only shittier 1 shitstructures
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Anyone else start a new game and have the new spear in the skeleton at spawn crash the game?
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>>168639729
I'm working on it senpai. I just got the game the other day and I don't have the time to shitpost in game right now.
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Reminder that Trevor is a normie that will attack you on sight
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Line Man is rudee
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>>168639998
where
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I'm thinking about changing my steam username, though I'm not so sure. I really like my current username.
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>>168640470
>doesnt change it daily to avoid harassment

ya nerd.
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>>168638548
Wish I could enjoy it, can now confirm this build crashes every time I install it.

I blame Boongs.
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>>168640880

God why are Abbos so fucking ugly?
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>>168640470
>briefly consider this
>too many normies on my friends list would ask too many questions about why I suddenly changed my steam name for the first time
>google my steam name for an hour to determine that people can't find out anything important about me through it
>purge comments that I disapprove of
>confirm all privacy settings are either private or friends-only
>lock my profile wall so nobody but me can comment on it
>still wary about logging in
Mod to remove the steam name under your name when?
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>>168641028
Moderate to high Prothagonism gives them Negroid lips, and their eyebrow arches are flared, almost like a Chimp's, but separated, rather than forming a solid brow ridge.
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>>168640248
What made him so mean?
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>>168641475
he said mean stuff
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>>168641357
>Mod to remove the steam name under your name when?
That would only work for yourself unless the server admin enabled it for the server.
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>>168641028
Only the niggest of the nigs survived on the island of deadly creatures known as Australia before the white man came. They needed natural camouflage and irregular features to blend in during the night so the dingos would think there were a rock or weird tree stump and not take their babies as they slept.
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>>168641357
>caring this much about your online profile(s)

Just play the game.
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>>168641925
I have spent my life maintaining the image of a non-degenerate towards my normie friends, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let some assblasted autist figure out who I am and blow apart my facade with a vindictive dox.
It should be noted that I grew up surrounded by stranger danger and internet child abduction paranoia fear campaigns
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>>168642558
Yeah I'd also like the ability to be a degenerate trap slut without word getting back to my normie friends.
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>>168642558
better change your steam name to something generic so it's impossible to search
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>>168642558
See, your problem is that you've convinced yourself of your own significance.
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>>168642558
For real, just fucking change your name to something generic and make up some roleplay excuse for when your normie friends question it, if they ever do

NO ONE gives enough of a fuck on hyena, the non-normies are all comfy except for Laori, so you're fine. Hardly new to degeneracy too, too many rp footjobs happening for anyone to care so long as you don't use voice
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DAMN IT LIME-MAN WHY DID YOU YOG /OUR GUYS/
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>>168642757
yeah, this is the gist of it really.

>>168642830
What? And become an XxX_360NoScOpE_XxX faglord? No thank you.

>>168642950
I may not be significant to others, but I am pretty significant to myself. The remote possibility of online activities turning around and directly affecting my irl life and relationships, regardless of how irrational, is a very real concern I have.

>>168643026
>you don't use voice
What if I wanted to use a good quality voice changer?
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>>168643728
>What? And become an XxX_360NoScOpE_XxX faglord? No thank you.
something like
>jom
>beast
>keyboard
>speaker
>mouse
>controller
dummy
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>>168641925

But anon, people like us don't just "play the game."

We play innocent, well endowed, naive young girls who happen to be lost in this harsh and unforgiven landscape, of this harsh unforgiving game.

Surely there is a strong, independent hunk of a man to take care of us, especially during nighttimes.
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>>168644075
>>168643728
if u guys have anime girl avatars on your steam profiles everyone already knows you're a huge fag
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>>168644403
>implying I'm that degenerate
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thank u trug
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>>168643050
gods being used on hyena? anyone got footage or pics of the bloodbath?
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>>168644887
no, but both snek and some one in ayy claim to have bases shredded by yog, the ayy one saw it happen too
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>>168634719
>willingly give out coordinate maps of your bases
>"fucking bullshit i got offline raided!"
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>>168645216
I didn't mark my base in it :3
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Father Set comes
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who are the noobs with clan tag on their steam anyway, more normies
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>>168645649
no one knows
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>>168644403

Do my little pony characters count to?
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>>168645867
Nigga that's like 1000 times worse
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>>168643728
>quality voice changer
There's no such thing, but if you already have a semi-feminine voice then you could probably compete with the burgeoning trap population for neckbeard cum and resources

Snek is a well-known fan, hit him up, just don't be a raging faggot in global
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>>168644403
>>168645920
What about me
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is this u fate or did u give line man admin tools, he/u shot me in the tit. very rude.
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>>168646165
>Snek
I've already decided he will be my husbando
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>>168645920

Why he will think I'm cute girl that is into cute things.
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hyena is kill desu
>edge gave renegade steel after he got wiped out
>edge now summons yog on servants of ayy srekit base because we're the alphas
shitlord admin
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>>168647391
YAMEROOOOOO
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>>168647551
ban Laori when?
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>>168648423
why
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>>168647551
Line Man is a lying kike.
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>>168634719
>new base still not on the map
good
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Hey guys, not Fate here to clear up the air and the admins name.

Snek, ask Ivanka what happened to your base. i killed them when i did it. Your base was Tier 1, I took it down entirely with a Steel Pike. Your throne was on a T1 foundation, it broken when I broke that.

Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh! Allahu Yogbar!
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Remember Gunho and Trevor are normies that raid bases
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>>168649469
fuck off pickle
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>>168649381
oh no
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>>168650208
You dun goofed. Snek is gonna cleave your asshole apart
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>>168649381
you missed the 700 steel in base. gj destroying the penis tower tho
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snek, I haven't found either Teenis or pickles.

oh and I also shilled the serber wype when because got bored
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>>168649469
>your old clans base is listed on that map

feelsgood
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Can I make waifus and masturbate to them?
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>>168650568
Destroying the penis is my specialty
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>>168651001
l-lewd
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>>168650951
Of course. They can be naked too
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>>168650951
waifus are a big draw. I'm childish som being a dude and running after normies pantless is fun for me. There's lots for everyone to do!
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Pakut, ender of DRAMA and rudeness.

what probably happened
>the "Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch." didn't happen and fate didn't change password
>someone did the abuse or whatever it was and flew (seen in pic) and also did other shit, prehaps yog summon or legit yog summon, who knows

EITHER WAY ONE OTHER GUY WHO ISNT FATE USED ADMIN TOOLS ON THE SERVER TODAY, fate change pw if ur innocent or tell truth if ur also rude like line man
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>>168649381
Hey thanks for posting to clear the air. The witchhunt/drama this created is absurd.
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>>168651541
>tfw a penis inspection solves the crime
Never change, 4chan
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>>168651835
penis inspections, is there anything they can't do?
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>>168649381
Butts could look so much better. Hope they do a model update before this leaves EA.
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>>168650827
Both pickle and I are snek's neighbors. Neither of us were apparently "relevant" (even though pickle is pretty well built up) enough to make it on the base map which makes us slightly guilty looking. I however, and a level 39 short dicked asian with long black hair, so obviously not me.
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>>168652158
They don't handle warping so well.
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>>168638548

As far as hyenas go 'less dangerous" looks like they do about 10-15% (possibly even as much as 25%) or so less damage per hit. Haven't encountered any spiders since the patch.
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So we have admin abuse going on now is what I'm getting?
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>>168652543
We have a mystery admin who may or may not have abused power.
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GOD DISABLRD WHRRN?
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>>168652838
Edge telling snek to leave if he was butthurt is pretty suspect too.
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>>168649381
Ain't gonna clear up shit without your name.
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>>168653160
>assblasted baby wants to know who i am
Nahhhh
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>>168653106
Well, edge kinda seems to be that way honestly. Cares little if people leave and is more server oriented ie when the idea of a wipe was being tossed around, he directed people toward the first server. Not saying that's bad, just how he seems to be in general, so I wouldn't read to much into that.
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Rape mods when?
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Third serb when?
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>>168654246
This desu. This turned into cancer fast. Enable password, give us 2x xp and gather and we'll suck your dick forever.
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>>168653425
>i
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You guys are hilarious. Summoning Yog is easy.

350 brick
400 hard brick
250 iron rein
50 steel rein
300 shaped wood
+base altar cost
500 manifestation of zeal
1 archpriest
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>>168654424
Wow, that is cheap. I could be killing people right now but I'm not because I'm not a huge faggot!
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>>168654336
Honestly, I kinda feel like looking into it, but never did this server hosting shit before.
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4chan videogames is back up in case the 2-3 other people who care are reading this.
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>>168644075
>Not playing an innocent girl because you're actually the baddest motherfucker around who can beat the toughest raider.
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>>168654871
Literally cannot be worse than the current situation. If you feel like paying for autismic splendor, do it and pw it.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773

Reminder that Trebuchets are coming some year.
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Content update with body weight slider and mustaches when?
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How does this happen? When I logged off yesterday, my dancer was female.
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>>168655312
pick up and replace, it'll be female
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>>168655397
>Bad entry
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>>168655312
That happened to me but I also couldn't interact with them.
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>tfw have to press ctrl+t to hide the autism in chat right now
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who was the flying non penis blonde man


this is still a mystery
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100% proof here that admin abused his power to have fun with me on the old serber on the outskirts of civilization :3
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>>168655230
I just want a chubby Stygian woman.
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So who's making the new server?
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>>168655615
c-can avatars damage each other
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>>168655967
I am, but I'm banning snek from ever showing up.
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>>168656034
nope, have to kill the summoner to wipe out the avatar
he squashed me first
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Roll the server back, I'll wipe your base again Snek. While you're offline.

p.s. I don't hate you. I didn't hate Hanrej, Renegade, Ayy, Silvercry, doggos, Heralds of Xotli, Snackman, Teenis, Laori, Duh Ladz, whoever's base was on that ruins where I summoned Set, and on and on and on.

It's a game. It's fun. This is fun for me.
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Edge killed server cause he couldn't handle the heat
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>neither line-man nor fate(server owner) who are both friends irl claim to not know who the flying non penis blonde man is.

this combined with

>"Fixed possible issue with server admin passwords. All server admins should change their admin passwords as quickly as possible following this patch."
which implies that people could get admin without the server owners permission(or by dirty work), could mean that SNEK BASE got destroyed by an admin, technically, but beyond fate (server owners) reach..

it's either that ^ or there's an admin that fate and/or line-man know of who felt like destroying shit


OR someone just got a god legitimately and destroyed his shit, but it's a bit suspicious when both his and ayys base got destroyed at the same time.
discuss boys~
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>>168656056
pls password and post soon as it's up

thx
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>>168655967
Fug it, what's the best place to rent one from? low.ms?
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>>168656056
Why? For saying things? You might as well not run a server at all if you're going to get that offended. You should have thicker skin than that if you want to run a server.
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>>168656117
this is why deathmatch pvp blows dick
no substance to anything

eve online mod when
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>>168656220
ok, don't play on it, still getting one.
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>>168656151
He was informed to changed to password already.
>>168636540
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>tfw /vg/ server owners are all supreme faglords outside of /ss13g/
Why did I think this would be any different?
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>build a huge base
>get offline raided
>reeeeeeeeee
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>>168656523
The early comfy was misleading

it'll be daijobu, anon. next serb will resist normie incursion if nothing else
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>>168656151
>someone just got a god legitimately and destroyed his shit
I've summoned 3 gods. Snek's base

Does

Not

Require

A

God

Ivanka valiantly attempted to defend but I cut him down faster than the NPCs attacking me. His base is entirely tier 1 except for the door to his little throne room.

How did I get into the throne room without a god or explosives? Well the wall to the right was tier 1. I simply poked it with my pike for a few seconds and hopped right in, killed the thralls, broke the throne, killed all the dancers in front of the Set altar, and then I went to kill Galahad's little hut somewhere east of there.

A new server won't help, I'll be raiding you there too. Turn off avatars or player building damage if you want your safespace server.
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>>168656523
Old server had an issue of letting power go. He didn't play much at all, and as a result needed some connection to the server in the form of total control (recall that he initially offered to give other player's admin in the first general).

New server has the issue of active admin(s) with an inexperience to lead and to handle severe autism unquestionably in seconds to resolve any outspoken issue (as such, we would have rolled back within the first 30 minutes of knowing there was insecurity in the password, no matter if it was fairplay).

It'll be totally comfy here on out, I promise!
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>>168656738
>killing my cliff meme
why tho

I had just gotten comfy enough to leave the bridge down too :(
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>>168656738
>>168656871
nvm that was my outpost, it deserved to be torn down desu.
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>>168656267
I have a feeling you're not going to last if you're going to get offended by salt. There's no reason to kick or ban snek. He seems like a cool enough dude, tho very salty after what happened. How some of you handled it was not fine however.
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>>168657092
If I had +100 hours in on a server and was dead sure that it was admin abuse, I would be very upset, too. I like snek.
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>>168657092
>>168657190
okay, don't play, server is being put up. I have a few so i'll flood the general with multiple ones from PvE to PvP to 10xrate to vanilla
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>server gone to shit but in a non-fun way
i never played with 4chan before, guess that's what i expected would happen.

don't buy a new server.
let's just move to an official server, team up and rule the normies.
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>>168657272
>team up
kek, this is where you're wrong
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>>168657272
and we will call ourselves Warbros
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>>168657272
At one point I thought this would be a good idea, but we got some real shitheads that I wouldn't want to team up with.
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>>168657272
I might just get a coupe of people and roll on a different server. Maybe one that can handle people being admins.
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>>168657272
>official server
Aren't those still extinct? I believe the word you were looking for was "normie" server.

>>168657269
>flood the general with multiple ones
>hosting several 0 pop servers and maybe 2 semi-populated ones

>>168657580
>I
And who are you?
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>>168657579
>I have to like every single one of my peers.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12361773

keep it going
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Don't even have to will to play anymore will all the bullshittery
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>>168657902
Am I the only one getting a redirection error trying to follow the link?
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>>168657828
Yeah, that's the jist of it. I tend to get along with most people, but some people I'd rather just not deal with if I am able to.
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Please, if you have any common decency, record your kills with the avatars.
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i should have never made a discord, the heated talks has been moved to there..
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>>168657902
Ded serber should have whiped
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>>168658198
Is it still heated? It seemed like it was calming down before the server went down
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>>168658139
Sounds like a drama queen.
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>>168658341
they're going through the same thing over and over and over again and has been since server went down, not realising that it's not going anywhere even if they try to get it somewhere, but it just now froze, lol
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>>168658346
I think you're using the wrong terminology. A drama queen would join the group then actively complain and sow discord. I'd just not join in general or leave. Stuck up is closer to describing my behavior in a negative manner if it suits you.
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My buddies been playing this everyday, can we play with a pirated version? or are they on top of that?
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>>168659536
only if you all use the pirated version without any patches available
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>>168659891
i'll just fucking buy it even though i really shouldn't
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>>168657269
Where's that server?
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>>168661836
104.143.12.130:7927
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>>168660130
:3 good choice
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>>168662652
>bringing in a new clique instead of making newfriends
i will gas you with all of my solo autism
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>>168662794
that's what i'm hoping for. i want some fucking action.
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>>168661898
Ew
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>>168662884
Oh you'll get some action all right, you and your friends
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>>168663273
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>>168663585
Just don't forget to clear it with snek first. I would hate it if you guys were to end up beheaded in the river.
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Aw yis
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So hyena is dead? Damn, just got T2.
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>>168664612

It isn't ded. Just some questionable shit happened. I'll give the serve rone more chance till I decide to deuce out. In light of recent events I think ayy and snekfags formed an uneasy alliance.
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How is this game compared to Ark? I played that for like 10 hours total, if that. I had no idea what Conan was about until I started looking into this game. I like the lore, and I like the look of the game. What's it really like? Will a solo player get fucked up?
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>>168657092
>He seems like a cool enough dude
nigga has literally flew off the handle at any implication of pvp

watching him get upset when his base got trashed is HILARIOUS

ps stop calling yourself a cool dude it's kinda sad
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All that drama for fucking nothing.
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>>168665220
not even me
I didnt even post in the thread
I dont worry about that pvp
I'll make sure that some pvp happens
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>>168665220

Being blown out of proportion, desu. It is only game. Y u heff 2 b mad?

>>168665263

WEW
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Is there an exploit that lets you keep your items on death?
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>>168665362
yeah you don't worry you just cry for literal fucking hours in-game and in discord but you're not worried and not even posting lmao
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>>168666219
yes, you can angle it so you loot your corpse while you're dying
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>>168666558
>tfw haven't died since launch
>die for once
>no practice on angling it, miss it entirely
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>>168666416
Hello line-man
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>>168666416
are you that upset about this?
you were just as autistic as I was
you and your friends run the server behind the scenes and get upset when people question your decisions.
then scream that other people are autistic on a fucking 4chan server
just a fuckin normie
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>>168667404
>Literally nothing happens
>Fabricate a shitstorm out of thin air
>Get upset when people question your decisions
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>>168667404
>turns into a big ol FAG BITCH accusing everyone of cheating because his shitty sandstone base got raided
hyenas could have trashed your base fat ass snekbeard
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Why is everyone mad at snek? This server is normie central. All these idiots who wanted a comfy server are retards. Both sides are autistic as fuck.
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>>168668180
half of it is snek talking about himself, it's really sad desu
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rip
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>>168668180
the only reason I am upset is that I thought people wanted a server with no raiding and had an agreement. Turns out people really did want to raid and shit.
I was just naive if I thought people actually wanted a truce
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>>168668180
maybe if he
stopped talking
like this
he would earn some
brownie points
barely above
Line's rudeness
desu
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>>168668351
Haiku falseflags alot so I doubt snek is talking about himself. He is the only one that uses snekbeard or fat jokes.

>>168668536
I don't think that matters....
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>huge "unbroken clan" basee gets destroyed for no reason

So any point in playing if people will just summon gods for no point or should i find another server?
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>>168670071

If it happens on this server, itll happen on any other server
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>>168670071
desu Hyena is peaceful compared to any normie server filled with rust-shitters
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>play on a pvp server
>do nothing but bully scrubs and sit on your penis tower all day
>cry a whole bunch when you get yog's 8 dongs in your mouth
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>>168670071
Was that the one someone was saying was on a yog priest spawn and they weren't going to move?
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MadBuddha23 is KoS. Normie that's invaded upriver
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>>168671590
Everyone is kos.
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>>168671590
You're kos.
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>>168671680
I'm not.

I'm more likely to shyly run away into the bushes or behind the dunes instead of anything else.
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13 hours to create 2000 iron reinforcements...
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>>168672652
Why do you need so many?
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>>168672691
how else do you measure wealth?
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>>168672691
To make 10 T2 altars to use my 10 archpriests I've been saving
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>>168671936
I can't count the times people have tried following me but I'd duck in bushes and they'd run past
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how do u play this game without touching ur penis?
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>>168673728
Silly anon I touch my dick when I play every game.
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Currently AI sucks bollocks, most mobs just patrol a small set path and that's it.

Here are some improvements I would suggest:

-At Nights, Imp move around a lot more, allowing you to come across them more often if you get caught at night outside your house.
-Shellbacks (Actually called Kappas in the code funnily enough) roam more during the day and do not attack you the second they see you, but assume a defensive position and can be scared away with torches.
-At night, Shellbacks and other 'passive' mobs sleep
-Killing baby Shellbacks angers adult ones and then makes them hostile to you
-Killing all Shellbacks and destroying their nests stops them from respawning
-After a set amount of time, baby Shellbacks become adult ones and spawn new babies, meaning you need to occasionally cull them in the loaded cell or they overrun you
-Allow enemies to jump down from small ledges, instead of making them pathfind around a cliff or get stuck
-Spiders hate light and shouldn't during the day, add spider nests which players can burn to remove spider spawns for that nest
-Remove gazelle/antetlope drift nonsense
-Hyenas are cowardly and more nocturnal, reduce daytime spawn and activity, increase nighttime spawn and activity
-hyenas aren't gregarious, they shouldn't hunt in packs and only congregate in their dens or around corpses for feeding time
-hyenas only attack you if you have killed something recently or are injured, they like to feed on weak prey
-Crocodiles are ambush predators, shorten their aggro range
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>>168673728
Anti-masturbation cross.
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>>168673847

They're called kappas because that's what they were called in AoC.

Also: In regards to critters hating light - I think the smaller scorpions do this. I was in the desert area in the north of the map (where the mitra statue and werewolf camp are) and after a hit or two the small scorpion kept skittering back trying to stay out of the light radius of my torch.
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>>168671570
Dont think so. It just sucks. Gonna rebuild in the server and hope for some comfy
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whats with the dc
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>>168675626
server's down
doing that thing where it hangs and still appears online with the same players


eddggeeeeeee
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>>168673728
Tuck your dick in your legs to keep your hands free. If traps can do it you can too
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ADMIN?
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>>168675829
Yeah give me a sec
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>>168676239

Are all these disconnects just the general instability of the game?
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any updates?
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>>168676406
Launch week had a dozen crashes per day, then we had a week of stability.
The large patch on Wednesday brought back those crashes. Today's patch brought some stability, but now there appears to be that server hang issue now, but no where near as many crashes as yesterday.
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>>168676406
Yeah, it was somewhat stable for the last week but the large patch they released a couple of days ago seems to be killing everyone's servers:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/discussions/3/133257324787576757/
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>>168676471
Still restarting the server. My provider decided to update their software at the same time that new Conan patch came out, so it's a fuckfest of crashes and a sluggish reboot process.
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>>168676690
>tfw """"longsword"""" is some ugly-ass wide-as-fuck broadsword
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>>168676747
Looks like it's started. Server should show up in a minute.
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>>168676778
>tfw almost every game does this to an extent
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>>168676852
i fucking HATE it
worse than giant buttfucking ugly Final Fantasy uber-greatswords in every MMO
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Day time speed is 1.0 now?
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>>168671570
if it's that hill with the ayyylmao ruins across from it ya, that's a guaranteed yog priest spawn. though after today maybe it's good to block yog priests.
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>>168665063
Solo player will be fucked if you're retarded and deserve to be fucked. /comfy/ is dead on hyena, but still infinitely more peaceful than any fucking normie server where KoS is default

if you like the Conan lore then you'll at least enjoy the lore sprinkled throughout the game, though you have to look for it and the game far from holds your hand. just buy it and give it a shot, see if any clan will take you after the clusterfuck that was today
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>>168676991
we need katanas desu, superior nihon steel slice through all our longswords
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>>168677225
>see if any clan will take you
What if someone were to open up a diplomatic neutral ground between the clans where they could meet to resolve differences or trade? Is there anything stopping someone from making a fort where anyone could freely come and go with maybe like a public inn or something?
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>>168677261
Only if you can dual wield them while channeling the power of your ancestors.
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>>168677472
you are honestly stupid if you think that would work
if people can raid
then people will raid
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>>168677472
yeah, what happened today. lone autist that grinded out avatar summons will wipe that inn off the face of the earth.

then you can talk shit in global chat about how they missed one of your sweet loot chests, fuckin gottem
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>>168677472
>autism UN
The trouble is not in that there's no way for them to speak, there's a public discord server for the serb that was used extensively today. It's that nothing of value was discussed and circular logic was employed ad nauseam on both sides of the "Is edge a shitter or not" argument

There's a diplomatic neutral ground that works just fine, even if it is meta. The issue is that snek is paranoid and probably genuinely autistic, and the server is filled with antagonists that feed off bullying for fun, mostly because it is fun

people are gonna raid 'cause they can, this is where I'm willing to bet we're going to see the rise of more clans around due to heightened tensions and increased normie presence. I for one am seriously considering joining one due to recent normie faggotry
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>>168677472
a lone autist who cares not for the social aspect of online gaming nullifies this absolutely, especially in a game with zero rulesets to mediate things like wars between territories
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So it's "lone autist" now that you're scared edge will shut the server down? When you know there's secret admins?
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>>168677694
fair enough

>>168677584
>>168677598
>>168677756
Sheeeit.

I guess I'll just live a life in the most secluded and out of the way position I can find and occasionally help out passerby or find an RP server
>map additions when?
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I made a female with height slider slightly above avarage yet I'm still towering almost every male npc and player meet.

Do males and females share the same height slider?
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>>168677835
Seeing that the secret admin committed the horrific sin of shooting a guy in the tit, yeah I'm more afraid of the lone autist

fuck off with your fear mongering, dude. it's a virtually non-regulated server with a lax admin presence, this is the price you pay for it. he's gonna do whatever he fucking feels like doing, and if you don't like it you can go to normie serbs where saying nigger gets you banned for life

It's far from an ideal, but given that this guy is now paying for and maintaining something he doesn't even really enjoy anymore for free, I don't think we can bitch too much. just wait for newserb to come around and complete the cycle again, hopefully with pw this time
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>>168677997
>this guy is now paying for and maintaining something he doesn't even really enjoy anymore for free
sounds like a fuckin cuck lmao
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>>168677997
>saying nigger gets you banned for life
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>>168677997
> saying nigger gets you banned for life
so we cant talk shit about the server?
sounds like the nigger cant take the heat
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>>168678354
Anon was obviously referring to the administration behind normie servers. Feel free to say nigger as much as you want on hyena
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>>168678443
no i'm pretty sure he implied with his gay chinese cartoon image that he probably though looked real badass that we better respect admin-sama or he's gonna close the server
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>>168678624
I'm not saying that his overall message wasn't going for that, but the specific bit about niggers was clearly specifically named at normie servers. You can shit on Hyena while shitting on overly sensitive normies at the same time anon.
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>>168678624
I implied that you're all retarded with my gay chinese cartoon smug. it's just fucking tiring at this point and i'm not even the admin. i'm probably just gonna wait for newserb at this point because i'm tired of the sheer fucking edge you faggots produce while bitching and moaning about free shit

it's fucking free, dude. i don't know what kind of quality you guys expected here. i would understand if you were just stirring shit, but as snek proved today, apparently a lot of you genuinely believe you're entitled to certain shit as random faggots that play on a server. i just don't get you guys
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>>168678801
>named
fuck, I meant "aimed"
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>>168678856
whoa take edge's penis out of your mouth before you speak couldn't understand a word of that
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>>168678856
no one really cares how you feel
there are plenty of servers out there and having one less wont make a difference.
If you think that we should be respecting a cuck then you must be looking for reddit.

tldr; he doesn't have to keep the server up and we can say and do whatever we wants
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>>168679179
>missing the fucking point
i'm saying this is all autism on all sides. pure, unfiltered autism. if any of us expected anything else, we were either naive or misled. i don't give a fucking about edge same as he doesn't give a fuck about us, and he's as free to fuck off as we are. I'm saying that if you wanted moderated shit, there's plenty of plebbit servers around where you need not fear le spooky sekrit admin

new server fucking when
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>>168679362
>i'm saying this is all autism on all sides
>pure, unfiltered autism
Take a second and remember that you're posting on a Taiwanese underwater basket weaving forum
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>>168679362
oh shit boy, you been edgin edge all night, give his dongo a little rest before you speak
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>>168679362
if you honestly think that /vg/ server would be autism free then you must be from reddit
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Post nice looking and comfy bases you autistic sons of bitches
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>>168681329
If you don't have a cube, you're autistic
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>>168681427
If you only have a cube, you lack critical thinking skills and should consider going back to an elementary math class.
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>>168681427
We don't take kindly to folks who don't appreciate comfy houses here.
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>>168681427
>make a big enough floorspace for all your stations and thralls and shit
>have to make bigass cube to avoid having a rectangle
Why would anyone do that to themselves? That sounds more autistic than making a house that emphasizes style over function
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>>168681757
cubes include rectangular shitshacks too desu
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RIP
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>beating mitra archpriest unconscious
>all the mobs start floating away
fugggg
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if only one of the three server admins could reset it
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>>168682260
i mean we can email them but do we really want to?
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>>168682318
can't complain really, it's FREE
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>>168682581
i invested my TIME
it is not FREE
!!!
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>>168656523
But this is why I love it!
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>log on old server expecting to find my comfy shack i built the other day
>back at spawn, starving, no gear
ok
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>>168683014
Is the old server still up?
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>>168683220
2/70
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Black screen when connecting to the server.
Why?
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>>168683925
drama happened and admin shut down the server
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>>168684221
Wow, that's lame as fuck.
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>>168684253
Nah, it just died. I'm restarting it now.
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>>168684487
Looks like it's started now. Should be showing up in Steam in a moment.
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>reading thru old posts
> >>168641357 trying to conceal his steam identity by fucking with his name
>when you can just use the View Recent Players option and go right to his profile
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>No more shoving crocodiles to death as soon as I get two str and a maul

Daww, I know the attack was broken, but the regular swing is too slow to fight ostriches with; they just peck your head off while you wind up.
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>>168686891
>implying I've connected to the server
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>>168687258
>implying you ever will at this rate
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>>168687196
go get a pike instead, polearms stronk
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>>168687339
pls no bully
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>Wake up
>thread is going nuts
>my house is stripped clean
>the whole server is on fire
>no one is ok
>no one is comfy
I have not actually woken up yet, right? Is this a nightmare?
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>>168687453
only if you pray to Crom thrice daily
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>>168687527
But I thought Set would be my lord and savior?
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>>168687453
i'm going to bully your feet
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>>168687432
Nigga, I'm still living in a state of savagery by the riverbank.

I've barely seen enough iron to make a teaspoon.
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>>168687581
>worshipping anyone but Crom and maybe Mitra
come to the server I'm on and I'll show you the error of your ways with hard labor in the iron fields
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>mitracucks still faggots
>yogcels just got btfo in patch changes

Setbulls ww@??
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>>168687527
"He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. Better to be silent than to call his attention to you; he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul. What else shall men ask of the gods?"
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>>168687527
>praying to crom
confirmed milkdrinker
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>>168687627
B-but anon, I walk with those!
>tfw I want to keep posting reaction pics but I always feel bad spamming if there is a possibility of the thread hitting the image cap before the thread dies

>>168687686
I was either going to go Set or Mitra, but I'm just not sure anymore
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>>168687660
If the Camera adds ten pounds, do african children even exist?

>Inb4 all of those kids in that picture are actually dead from various diseases and starvation.
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>>168687828
>saying no to those pecs
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>>168687828
>set
>basically egyptians
>mitra
>greeks
>yog
>gauls
>crom
>vikings
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>>168687914
O-oh my

>>168687973
Thanks anon. Set gets snake arrows and mitra gets some fancy water well or something right?
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>>168688038
set snake arrows are shite, but only because ranged is shite. antidote makes ichor farming a breeze

Mitra has the better all round versatility since they can build a cheap well and a dope statue torch, aside from the ambrosia
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>>168688243
Sounds like I'm going to be going Mitra then.

Sorry Snek, but if Set worshiping is a requirement to be in your harem I guess we were never truly meant to be.
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>in-game chat right meow
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>>168688427
you can learn all religions for as little as 63 points, instead of 150 points by talking to their respective high priests
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>>168688497
>63 points to become a filthy polytheistic degenerate
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>>168688594
i'll worship your feet in every religion
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>>168688594
>not worshiping a pantheon of gods to receive all their blessings

what are you some kind of FAGGOT?
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>>168688631
But surely my feet aren't more heavenly than the gods themselves right?

>>168688671
Probably. After all I shitpost from the perspective of an innocent lost desert girl and entertain some light lewdposting with other men. Also I've posted on /lgbt/ a few times now over mostly unrelated topics.

So yeah, I've probably got some repressed shit going on
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>>168688839
they could be with a few special protein coatings
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>>168688925
I'm not Ivanka. You may look at them and massage them after a hard day's journey but my feet are pure and not for the penis. Do you really want sand and mud all over your dick anyways?
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/cegeneral

A steam group for people who want to roll on other servers if they don't want to join vg servers.

still a wip
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>>168689064
no worries, we'll wash them in the fountain of replenishment, rub them violet cureall and aloe vera, and make them nice and oily
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>>168689416
I won't object to that, but if you want foot touching penis action you go see Ivanka.
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Degeneracy.
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>>168690054
I can't stop help it. Send help
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>>168689227
>thinking you can escape me by jumping server
Lol think again kids. What stops me from joining your clan and raiding your shit while you're offline?
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>>168690149
By Mitra I butchered that badly. I think it's time to stop posting today. Don't let the thread die while I'm gone.
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>tfw red hair and braid hairstyle
>can't post now because people might think i'm raidfag
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>fags are banding together now to deal with alpha predator pvp king
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>>168690873
Just as god intended
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>>168690873
You mean the beta-cuck who raided us by abusing admin powers while we were offline? Oh, I'm trembling...
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>there was absolutely nothing they could do as the strong alpha predator penetrated all their thralls and pillaged their resources
>cheater cheater they cried!
>somehow they think they will succeed when ayy got shit on with 4 of them online
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I

like

SNEK

:3
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>>168691817
Yeah but does he give footjobs?
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>>168692337
why would i want that, rude
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>>168692337
>getting gay footjobs
https://youtu.be/OFrpyz5exdg
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>Infiltrated the autism crew
>They think I'm a noob
>Hiding my powerlevel
>"Unraidable, unavatarable"
>Just waiting to be the last one online
It all crumbles, friends. You have no safespace.
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>>168692591
it's only gay if you don't cum
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>>168692837
Well, good luck doing it before I do. Also that cliff is totally raidable
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>stamina multiplier is back to 1.1
for why
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>>168692837
fuck off aqua
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>find legendary blacksmith
>he clips beneat the world when i knock him out
>can't drag him
>relog
>he ded
fugggggggggg
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>>168694036
fucker takes forever to break. 2 hours with taskmaster and he's about 5% done.
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I go offline for a bit and we get raided again.

I can't keep up with this autism.
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>>168697552
This time I left most of your chests, you know, since I "didn't get" that 700 steel. Work for me, minions! :^)
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Thinking about hosting a server, but haven't decided yet to host it myself or through one of them hosting services online, any advice regarding that?

I have hosted dedicated servers for other games before on my own pc, just want to know if there are better alternatives out there.


Would you guys be interested in playing on an Anarchy-Realism RP-PVP server?

No rules, other than using exploits and cheating not being allowed.

Would scale most multipliers to what would feel most realistic.

Local-chat would be RP, and All-chat would be game for all kinds of shit-posting.
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>>168698981
What's your stand on offline raiding and meme-cliffs?
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>>168698981
will there be shaved&oiled and slutty outfits and can i be your sex slave and get rewarded for bringing back materials?
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>>168698981
>No rules, other than using exploits and cheating not being allowed.
So, people hanging around spawn zones and chainganking newbies forever then?
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>>168698981
already getting one, unless you want there to be 4 /vg/ servers for the 25 people that play
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>>168699595
there was a 3rd one already, guy stopped shilling after like two days though. was a 10x server.
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Who here waiting for yuropoors to go to sleep just to wreck their base?
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>>168699595
Thing is i already have around 10-12 players willing to join the server if it happens. We would be migrating from another server, that started to have some admin abuse going on.

>>168699360
Whats wrong with that? If you cant handle that, then it just wouldn't be a server for you :)

>>168699182
Was thinking about the Zamorian Dancer Clothes and shaved and oiled skin, but not too many mods this early on in the game.

If Player Slavery and Rape mods became a thing, would add instantly though, anything to make the game more realistic.

A lot of the ones migrating from the other server were heavy into ERP, you could probably be their slave slut if you wanted to.

>>168699047
Meme-cliffs? dont know about that, but if i see you exploiting with yog shrine = instant ban.

Offline Raiding is fine imo, people can just log out with their most priced possessions anyway.
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>>168700487
People stay asleep on the floor, keeping your most prized shit on you is easier than killing a box.
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>>168700487
but what about your little Set admin-sama? doesn't it need to be worshipped? :3c
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>>168700487
>Whats wrong with that?
Best way to kill a server.
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>>168700487
>erp
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>>168701229
I'm a cute trap irl though.
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We got a new server up?
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>>168700752
I would disable sleeping on the floor anyway, causes too much lag.

>>168701202
Best way to get rid of scrubs from a server if you ask me.
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>>168700487
>Whats wrong with that?
Nothing, if you want a dead server.
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>>168700487
>Whats wrong with that?
>Spawn
>Get ganked at the edge of the map
>"lol git gud, don't play if you can't stand some heat :^)"
>logout
>go play on a better server
Enjoy your "popless" server
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>>168701482
>Best way to get rid of scrubs from a server if you ask me.
The sad part is that you're not even lying.
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>>168701202
>4 days ago
>"ha, cliffmemes, unraidable a shit, i build my base on the ground because that's AUTISM"

>since then
>"fucking bullshit i got raided again"
>"raiderfag!"
>"YOG YOU SHIT"
>"disable avatars! they're unbalanced!"
>"admin abuse! admin abuse!"
>"who was the flying man!"
>"i quit"
>"raid me when i'm online and see what happens!"
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>>168701810
Sure, but you get rid of everyone else too. Being repeatedly twoshot by people in heavy armour with steel weapons when you've just spawned into the game naked isn't fun for anyone.
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>>168701202
>>168701484
>>168701638

>gets ganked
>cries to mommy

Honestly don't give two shits about your tears, it's great entertainment though.
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well it looks like hyena went to shit, but in a really not fun way.
it was pretty comfy and peaceful, but there were tensions growing between clans and people, seemed it was headed for some more serious and interesting pvp, but it ended up just bases being wiped and a big witch hunt for cheaters and awkward fits of autistic rage.

sad!

>>168698981
new server when you shitter.

also, how normie are your friends?
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>>168702302
>ERP
>normie
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>>168701998
This is some weapons grade autism and misunderstanding.
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Are there any ini tweaks you can perform in this game to get this shit running better?
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>>168703039
I thought it worked on mine too.
Played in Ultra in the starting area with a solid 110 FPS then I decided to even think about looking in the direction of a player structure and it dropped to 40.
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>>168703143
step 1: get to 50
step 2: find archpriest
step 3: t3 altar
step 4: 500 manifestation of zeal
step 5: clear away laggy area
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>>168702302
Won't be until next friday, since i am not home at the moment.
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>>168703143
Drop shadows and effects. Take the grass down a notch too
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>>168701229

>Implying I have a problem with that
>Implying I don't want that smelly neckbeard dong
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Hyena is seriously dying now too? Why? What happened? What about the original 4chan server?
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>>168703269
i'll go ahead and put my two servers up by then. one for vanilla, and one for 10x
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>>168707683
is it? seems like a normal amount of players on it
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God dang it! Why are all official server full! I can't keep on playing my character!
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>>168707334
>>168701298
I want you to stop and think about what would your parents say of what you just said.
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>>168708507

They'd start clapping and gongratulating me, faggot. Because I finally could find a loyal spouse, ingame that takes care of me and make lots of children with me. Why do you ask?
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>>168708167
>playing on official servers
what the hell is wrong with you my boy
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>making 2 or 3 new servers for people that don't even play that much

Honestly you guys don't need another server because the same thing is going to happen or the community will die.
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>>168711113
pretty sure that lad was implying it wasn't just for /vg/
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>>168655230
>new patch
>physique body weight slider now works
>you can also capture players now
>finally self-insert as a chubby nordheimer
>capture a cute little skinny barbarian man

hurry up funcom
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>>168711180
then its just a normie server then
no different than the other servers out there.
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>>168711475
how could it be a normie server if you don't get banned for saying "nigger"?!
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>>168711769
Because it is ok when niggers say it.
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>>168711113
Stop being cute Snek
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>>168711769
>needing a safespace to say the word nigger
never understood that to be honest
honestly a lot of people dont even care what you say in global on most servers

>>168712181
Hikage is my cute wife.
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>>168712776
dumb dog
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>>168712776
naw.. dog must feel so bad that he cant do it. now im sad..
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>You will never be able to fugg your thralls

;~;
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>>168677472
everybody gets along. its the redhaired player and her blonde flying friend that caused all the trouble.
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>>168715341
not dumb that's an eyesight disorder. Animals that have it cant use their auto calculate brain part that well
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>>168716906
Ok, poor dog :(
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>tfw you thought about leaving 4chan servers
>see thread
i knew it was a good choice
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>>168718745
hyena's still supercomfy
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>>168719325
This is a lie.
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>>168719325
every day i've played there the same 3-5 people get into arguments and ragepost
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>>168719520
Laori? We've told you that they should be banned.
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Guys, remember when the sever was comfy?
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>>168719520
why do you guys even pay attention to global chat its 90% shitpoasting just like 4chan
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>>168720103

The server went complete shit within a day.
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>>168712776
>Dogger fails at catching food
>Dogger eats food on the floor.
>Owner tries again
Dogger, you genius.
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>>168720121
what else is there to focus on when you're farming stone and wood zzz
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>>168720173
Oldserver was comfy for a whole week before the split.
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>>168719615
>3-5 people
>names one he hates
he wasnt even on during last night's shit storm
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>>168707850
>one for shit
>one for super shit
probably a shitpost but at least make a balanced alternative to autistic rates and reddit rates
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>18 armor
At least it looks nice... Right?
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>>168722380
if they don't bring back the purple I will be MAD
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>>168710790

Why is something wrong with official servers?
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DarkRP mod when?
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>first person
>hatchet does a swing from the top
>third person
>hatchet does a swing from the side
Why is it so hard to stay coherent with animations?
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>>168725309
This game needs a no helm mod, that's fucking awful.
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>>168725309
>400 wood
>You are carrying too much and cant move!

You must be at least lvl15 to post in the general.
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>>168725450
It's already in-game. It's called "taking off your helmet".

>>168725532
No bully I'm only 28
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so are priests on altars pretty much useless? with the exception of archpriest for summoning they don't seem to increase crafting speed at all.
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>>168725309
the real crime is the lack of inertia for dem tiddie physics
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>>168728276
Someone mod this shit to korean levels, I'm used to Tera tits.
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HOTFIX 18.2.2017

A hotfix has been released. Please restart your games and update your servers.

We once again recommend that server owners change the admin password once their servers are updated. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you and your respective communities.

Bugs and Fixes

Fixed a vulnerability with server administrator passwords
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>>168729027
so it was admin abuse. keep in mind that the only proof that flying guy even exists is a screenshot from the redhaired autist that double summoned yog.
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>>168729397
there's at least 3 posters with red hair and braid and tan skin. there's probably even more in-game that don't post. it's the most popular hairstyle and red doesn't look like shit in dark light compared to blonde which seems to wash out to grey unless it's directly in the sun.
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>>168729397
pakut is black with black hair
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>>168729783
and all other screenshots of the redhaired autist getting up on impossible cliffs (by using the admin panel to fly)? That couldve been anybody right?!

It was the same person all along.
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>>168729397
We already knew it was admin abuse due to exploit. It all started once the exploit was made public and server wasn't updated in time.

The shitposts about secret admin and other stupid shit are just that. Probably someone in on it that's using it to obfuscate
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>>168730532
I didnt mean to imply edge abused the server. I meant it was obviously an exploit once you add everything up.
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>>168730265
Or you know, I went up there with the staircase Hanrej made himself.

Although it's hilarious and flattering you guys think only an admin could do what I do.
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>buying a game made by some cucked european faggot who gives niggers big dicks

you all should kill yourselves before you end up raising your wifes son
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>>168730884
>still too pussy to post his name to verify anything
get gud
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If I had admin powers I would spawn in some vaults and put 300 True Name of Yog coins in there, so even when I lost admin I would be able to shit on everyone constantly.

Or, I'd like fly to some dude's base and shoot him with an arrow.

It could go either way.
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>>168731274
IT HURT, RUDE.
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>>168730884
who said anything about hanrej? youre exposing yourself.
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>>168731327
It's just one of the bases I raided where I took a picture from an "impossible cliff"

Keep being upset you have no idea who attacked you.
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>>168725797
>points in strength
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>>168731968
literally hanrejs base kek
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>>168731968
>It's just one of the bases I raided where I took a picture from an "impossible cliff"

if you say so. note that I didnt say anything about bases at all. you got defensive real quick. i wonder why
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Do you enjoy wasting resources?
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>>168732592
wasting how?

do you think T3 is a waste? over what? steel... something? why would you need that much steel?
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>>168732592
Maybe he enjoyed building it.
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>>168732362
I'm more concerned that you're so retarded you think "admin exploits" are the only way this could have happened, and it's really unfortunate the patch notes are giving you a crutch to explain away your inadequacies in this game, but I suppose you'll always be that way.
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you're my hero, redheadposter. I may not like what you've done to the stability of the serb, but I will forever appreciate your showing me that most of these faggots' true nature

I expected autism, but holy shit
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>>168733856
>generalizing the entire server like the rest of these faggots
kys
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>>168733856
I don't know what you expected. It's a 4chan server. Pvp makes people sperg out. I really hope you aren't samefagging.
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Why is there perpetual wind, even inside buildings
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>>168733856
We aren't all autistic you baka. I'm sure most of us just want a cozy little cabin that goes unnoticed by redheadposter
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>>168733856
You sound stupid. People have put hours into this game you must be stupid if don't think people would go crazy when all their work is ruined. You sound worse than the faggots complaining.
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>server drama
>just watchin' my 4k hd samsung tv while the world burns down around me
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>>168734092
>>168734216
>>168734384
>>168734909
>make one post praising redheadposter for revealing depths of 'tism
>15 minutes garners four replies insisting we're not all autistic and an implication of samefaggotry
>saying that they're triggered triggers them
redheadposter you really have opened up whole new ways for me to have fun with this game :^)
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>have nothing but a shitload of stone, wood and coal
>don't even bother to close my door
>keep on myself just enough mats to survive throughout the day
>build on the ground, no cliff-meme
>sleep like a prince knowing I have nothing to lose during the night
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>>168651541
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqql30HE0To
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>>168735147
Hi Aqua
>>
Redheadposter
Post your front
I don't care if you censor/crop out your face
I just want to see your tits
Pls
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>>168735601
>tiddie detective anon trying to trick them into revealing their identity
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>>168736125
Nah, I just want to see the tiddies of the person causing so much butthurt
They must be fantastic
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the enemy is among us lads
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Is anyone else having issues loading the update from today?
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>>168681427
On the contrary; repetitive unimaginative play such as repeatedly stacking blocks is considered a key sign of ASD.
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Dafari outfit when?
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>>168725309
Try holding your swing from first person then zooming out to third.

Deforms your shoulder joints in an entertaining manner.
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>>168742082
>you see Ivan, when you worship Set as I do you have no need for joints and move like snake.
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can somebody fuck Vesper's base east of arena and end this red head bullshit please. Thanks
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>>168735601
It is fucking Vesper.
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>>168743058
I still want to see 'em
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>>168742082
what's the point of a dagger? or rather any sidearm except a shield?
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>>168743058
>need to be 50 for T3 altar
>vesper is wearing medium armor
???
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>>168744559
I would say something to quickly defend yourself if something surprises you while you have a tool in hand, but the swap speeds seems way to fast for that to ever be an issue.
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>>168744828
even in pve it sometimes feels too slow to equip and swing your sword around
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>>168745037
I've been too busy to really get time into Conan. It just seemed like swapping was not much of an inconvenience.
I swear I'll join the server before too long
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>>168744770
People wear armor for style.
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>>168745229
don't think joining a 4chan server will make your game experience magnificent. i'm just saying the equip animation on the most basic tools/weapons can be slow and make you miss an attack which isn't really an issue

me myself i'm going to stop playing on 4chan servers because the circlejerk becomes strong. but try it out because you might find like-minded people
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>>168745560
I've only put less than 3 hours on solo play including getting my settings correct. Hyena is definitely going to be my first server because I don't trust normies to do anything right.
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>>168745849
there is middle groind between sp and 4chan incestuous community. ofc if youre in america the server should serve you wrll
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>>168746097
Yeah, I'm in freedomland. Hyena seems like a nice fit for me and if not, oh well I'll find a moderated RP server or some shit.
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>>168746517
it will all get wiped some day anyways
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>>168707850
Vanilla is terrible do at least 2x.
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>>168746742
ye, such is life
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>nice huge t2 base isn't destroyed
gee, couldn't be vesper
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>>168746962
I like playing on 1x.

Took me three real life days to get established, get my iron production up solo and make some mauls, felt like a real achievement.
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>>168747578
that just sounds like ur bad. can throw up a shit shack and get your first iron pick in like 2 hrs.
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>>168747684
I didn't throw up a shit-shack, I built a four level base with an adjoining shrine on a cliff and blocked it off with a fortified battlement.

Also I did all this during the canteen glitch, so I was periodically dying of thirst since I was a fair dash from the river.
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>>168748032
>4 levels of sandstone base

sounds like a shit shack to me
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someone god vesper's base, i guarantee the raids stop for a while. N-2.
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>>168749310
it's called a fort
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ayys, i remade my char and gonna start phresh

t. pakut
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>>168749587
remake with red hair and braid and run around snek base
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>>168748618
Rude desu.
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>>168749694
might just do it desu
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>>168745524
steel is worthless desu
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>>168752389
What's the ankh
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>>168752827
Mitra tier one harvesting tool; smack corpses for lingering essence.
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>"P.S. They standardized bones hierarchy for all skeletal meshes (that means all female meshes, armors included, now have penis and balls bones by default, which is a good thing). Also, they changed geometry of some of the body parts in armor skeletal meshes, mostly around the edges. Guess they are too trying to fix seams generated by fbx export/import. So far it's like they are trying to make adult modding as easy as possible xD"

Loverslab working on dem lewd mods
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>>168754382
god bless norway
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>>168744559
If you use a dagger and charge a power attack while you run you actually start running Warcraft 3 DemonHunter style
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>>168754732
like this if you're an independent Indian woman
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what is /vg/s opinion on well glitching into skybases?
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>>168755296
follow your conscious

i don't use gods because i have morals and can clearly see they're overpowered
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rip thred
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>>168755296
Makes me wonder why so few games let players scale walls. There are stories about Conan climbing towers and going in through the window. Would love to pull of Conan-tier heists in this game.

None of the base-destroying BS we have today. Sneak in, pick a chest, and run off into the night.
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>>168759864
rustfags would be mad if their meta was disrupted
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>>168605073
arnt ssd's supposed to have shorter load times?
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>>168759864
They want to implement this.
I'd lvoe it if they made FUCKING HARD to craft artifacts and shit that players can use for godly feats.
Naturally, players wouldn't carry them around, but keep them seriously guarded, perhaps even by beasts and traps

I'd make sorcery and religion work with those items. Maybe make ultra-rare valuable stuff that you don't normally use so it doesn't get damaged or lost.
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>>168759864
I would imagine it's hard to balance. Also if some guy encloses their base in a windowless box it's unraidable. Box bases and walls with one floor overhangs facing out would be the only meta to building. Also might be difficult to code.

I think there should be climbing and destruction. Say that some guy used a weaker wall type up out of reach on their perimeter. if you had climbing, you could climb up and smack the wall as much as your stamina would allow to create a potentially discreet back entrance into a base.
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>>168657190

>>168657269
anyone have vid of the freakout?
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>>168759864
Dark Age of Camelot had wall climbing as part of their RvR siege thing. Assassin/rogue type classes could scale keep walls to get in, assassinate a target and get out again, or to sabotage defenses etc. It worked pretty great honestly, I used to be part of a group that had stealther alts specifically to use those kinds of tactics during sieges. Great fun.
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>>168760692
it was mostly in chat desu, you can see the end of it in discord if you scroll
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>>168760916
This is a good point. I never played DAoC but restricting climbing to lighter armored players just makes sense. Maybe just tie it all in with a loss of stamina over time climbing directly related to how much weight you're carrying.
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>>168760916
DAOC was ahead of its time
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Hyena w i p e when?
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The concept of unrestricted raiding and "base destruction" is anti-PvP. Offline raiding is always the ideal time to attack.
I'd be very much in favor of a thieving system, war timers, etc. over what's currently in place.
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>>168761616
This desu. Make lockpicking a skill and raiding a time investment. Offline raiding is always going to be a thing so try to give it some balance.
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>>168761727
>lockpicking
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>>168761167
DAoC had a lot of other nifty siege weaponry too. Trebuchets, ballistae, covered battering rams... they all had to be built in the field, and those that had any kind of movement were slow as hell and thus vulnerable to mobile units.
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>>168761921
The more I hear about DAoC the more I feel like I missed out on a really great game.
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>>168762046
Well, it's all coming back for Camelot Unchained (same guy but without the leash of EA he had during WAR).
Stay tuned for a 2049 release!
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You can modify server settings once it's up right? Would it be feasible for an admin to make a PvE server, let clans form and people build stuff, and then organize certain times where it would switch to PvP so that people could do raiding and shit?
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>>168762204
Is that a fire-breathing semen demon?
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>>168762046
You really did. No other game since has even come close to the kind of epic shenanigans you could get up to there. Just the three-realm warfare idea was pretty revolutionary at the time. So many great examples of battlefield tactics, temporary alliances/ceasefires against a numerically superior opponent and inevitable betrayals.
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So interesting balance idea for gods: make them cost 50 levels to summon. if you summon a god, you are reverted back to level 1 afterwards. It solves the issue of not having anything to do at max level and prevents multiple summons.
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>>168763693
>doing the level grind multiple times
I would agree with this only if you kept your previous learned skills or if it was only a couple levels
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>>168763693
If we insist on having superweapons, then it should be something preventable.
ie., requires heavy mats from all across the map that are obvious when it is being transported away
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>>168763693
How about 5 levels? It takes a while to go from 45 to 50.

I can do that easily, but I wonder about taking 5 levels from everyone in the clan since someone else could just spawn another.
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>>168764054
With the skills, you'd still have your base and equipment. It mainly serves as a way to prevent the spamming multiple summons in a relatively short time.

>>168764375
This would be cool. Honestly with the system they have in place, they could have a message or some kind of way you could find out if someone was breaking in a priest. Also, increased summoning time would be better. Like at least 10 minutes to summon. Gives people enough time to react to a person planning on levelling a base.

>>168764727
How long would it take to get from 45-50?
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>>168765109
idk dude, I played this game to level 20 and got bored. I'm just modding now.
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>>168765109
>Like at least 10 minutes to summon
I seem to remember hearing something about how they intended the summons to actually take some time to complete
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>>168765178
I don't know why this made me laugh so fucking hard
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>>168765178
>that window frame
Nigga why are you playing Conan on windows 95?
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>>168765109
It would be better if it was something that took a horribly long time to make and summon. Absolutely can't stand the MMO-tier grinding this game have for levels.
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>>168747684

>not immediately dismantling everything and remodeling from the ground up once you get triangles at lvl 9

Shit shacks are for fags.
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since i cant cook it... what do i do with human flesh?
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>>168766908
Leave it in new people camps as a gift
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>>168766994
haha... that is how i got it myself
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how close do you think someone is to a total overhaul mod?
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>>168767358
That may have been me then..
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Yellow Lotus potions not working again?
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>>168594192
Is this game worth buying? Is it fun?
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>>168766908
Put it in the wheel of pain.
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>>168770192
should've asked two weeks ago
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>>168771489
Why two weeks ago?
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>>168771537
that's when we were happy
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>>168771589
Why aren't you happy? Did a patch ruin the game?
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>>168761448
age of conan had clmbing mechanic and it was largely seen as a mistake
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>>168772146
I rather liked it for exploration. They didn't have any siege during the first six months so who knows what they did.
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>>168772297
there was no pvp reward system in place you mean, you could definitely go attack people's forts, but there was no reason because you could just duck under the gate. also instakill charge moves. i was an assassin, could from the darkness into a long ass combo wind up and it'd unlesh the whole damage chain instantly.
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>>168772890
I still remember before people discovered how strong bear shamans were at max level, I ran the feat that was basically divine shield and stacked defensive gems (during the gem 1 shot crisis) and I was immortal.

I miss AoC
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>>168773073
I miss it too. The best ERP I ever partook in was with this futanari Herald of Xotli that implanted a corrupting seed in my character's womb after succumbing to her will.
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>>168762305
that is 100% possible and there are non-4chan servers like that already with certain raid times during peak hours.

>tfw vg servers are shit compared to some of the servers out there

I regret getting to level 40 in here.
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>>168775363
>ha, if you pvp'd me when *I WANTED* this would totally be different and i wouldn't sperg out at all!
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>>168775434
Case in point.
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>>168775541
i bet you played BGH 30 min no rush too
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>>168775670
I was 8 years old so of course I did.
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>you will never have a huge online pvp war with an opposing clan in Conan
>instead we get a farming simulator with horrible fighting mechanics and waifufags fapping in their shacks trying to make this game not seem dead

https://youtu.be/P2yoxqA1tgU

Maybe in a year or two it will come up to par with medieval ruleset rust. Right now this game is fairly ass both mechanically and community wise (even for an EA).
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>>168775759
i bet you go bowling with bumpers
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>>168775949
don't need a huge online pvp clan, a solo autist is decimating the entire server
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>>168776101
Thats the point of my post.

This shit ain't Conan.
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https://youtu.be/GoFANKIZGYw

Steel fags on suicide watch
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>>168776648
Shut up Vesper
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Best place to farm exp where?
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>>168777315
straight-horned antelope anywhere in game (best find close concentrations, don't bother with a bow)
spiders northwest of 3 dots
humans at Set city in far west
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>>168777394

straight-horned antelope don't give shit for xp anymore, dude.
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>>168777973
that's emus
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>tame legendary dancer
>she ugly
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>>168778542
all 3 named ones I've seen are all dark skinned uggos
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>>168778542
Put a helmet on her head
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>>168778007

Antelopes too, man.
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serb wipe wen
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>>168780039
when the map changes or a significant patch launches that warrants a wyp
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>>168780218
map changed, someone wiped a significant amount of buildings off it in the past few days
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>>168780440
o ok will wipe in 1 minute
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>tfw only pickle farms yog priests and leveled up to 50 to summon
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>>168780692
pickle's literally in set city
pickle has been 50 for a long time
pickle had a yog farming wheel but there was at least 5 people camping priests
pickle is talking in third person
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>>168780816
pickle is everywhere
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>>168780883
pickle is love
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>>168780945
can't fool us PICKLE
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>>168780816
then why the fuck he is not putting his base on the map he is doing
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>>168781065
what
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Should I buy this?
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>>168781065
pickle doesn't make the map
pickle explores a lot
pickle knows more places than what's on the map
pickle has ready nearly every lore tablet
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>>168781151
this is what you are doing PICKLE>>168649469
so put your base on it and worst's too please.
Fucking cunt
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>>168781441
pickle is neither of those posters
pickle has a giant swastika of t2 foundations if you want to find him
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>>168781615
pickle wont be escaping this one
>build a new base nobody knows of
>shitlord venture to your base
>now it is on the map
think twice cunt
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>>168781752
pickle just showed he's not the map poster
pickle thinks you're a bit paranoid
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>>168781852
pickle should cover his tracks on the server too maybe?
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>>168782120
pickle wishes you would be more direct
pickle has no idea what you're implying
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>>168782323
>>168782120
>>168781852
>>168781752
Pickle believes that all of you should stop trying to impersonate Pickle. Please.
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If Pickle doesn't share all of his farmed thralls I swear to Crom...
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>>168781330
No. Dont fall for the meme.
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>>168782739
Why though?
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>>168782876
It's an early access survival game.
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>>168782941
You're playing it
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>>168781330
ye
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>>168782960
But you're not. Don't make the same mistake
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>>168783015
Can you just turn around already... I want to see them tits.
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>>168782323
>trying this hard to weasel out of this
it is just another give away
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>>168783189
all pickle asked was for you to be direct
all pickle received was more vagueposting about how pickle themself away
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>>168783168
But that's not Vesper. Vesper's red hair
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>>168783168
here

http://i.imgur.com/Ml4JxXw.jpg
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>>168783706
Plus Vesper's a real life (girl) so it's doubly hot
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>>168783994
Turn back around.
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>>168784106
ok

http://i.imgur.com/my5UoKE.jpg
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Don't worry warbros I am researching servers and getting shit together so we can roll together on normie servers.
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>>168784365
>"warbros"
>all autists that got upset war happened to you
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>>168784467
there's a substantial difference between living under supposed comfiness and being utterly ready to die
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>>168784498
>trumps wall gets blown up
>"sure is comfy"
>someone complains all the river bases got raided
>"sure is comfy"
>entire southern/central area raided again
>"sure is comfy"
>outskirts start getting hit
>"sure is comfy"
>someone finally finds your base
>"fucking hacks, cheats, admin abuse, fuck this server comfy is dead fucking raid me when i'm not offline and see what happens rollback disable avatars wipe the server lets go /warbros/ new server safespace!"
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>>168784467
this is just the effort to bring war to the normie servers just in case others don't want to pvp on the vg server.

If you don't want to join that's fine.
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>>168784682
Don't worry, Pickle will infiltrate the group and bring death to us because he needs to kill us everywhere we go.
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>>168784750
who?
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>>168784818
anon's boogieman
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>>168784667
all those circumstances change nothing
except the autist with yogg sarons
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>>168784886
oh ok then
well I don't understand why is he upset when this is just a group to roll on normie servers
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>>168784667
b-but muh lvl 50?
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>>168776586
>one guy decimating swaths of enemies isnt Conan
You basically just described what Conan does in every story.
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>>168734923
>thought that place was a normieshack so I chopped down the door
>tfw BIGGER SCREEN 4K HD TV SAMSUNG
>change my mind
That thing saved your base. Sorry for being so rude!
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>>168734923
there needs to be a thrall chiseling pictographs of the tv slab for you
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>>168785393
yeah i remember that conan tale where he was like

>"hear me crom, i need admin pass bro, even though i don't do any administrative work like removing grief buildings or anything, i'm your friend please give"
>summons yog on the alpha clan's base
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>>168786164
>i need admin pass bro
Wasnt there some sort of admin pass reset problem or whatever that made that possible?
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>>168775363
Does anyone know of where to find servers like this or do I have to go looking.
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>>168786425
doesn't change that we have admins that aren't working for the server they're just admin's friends that wanted to have admin powers.
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>>168786496
Yeah seriously what's up with that? Have Edge made some sort of statement regarding that or given us some sort of explanation?
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>>168786573
yeah his response was "i won't give up their name i don't even want to play anymore i can't do anything without being called out for admin abuse i don't think i'll pay for the server anymore"

then everyone dropped that discussion and started blaming the patch notes exploit
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>>168786573
he said he pays for it and he will do what he wants
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>>168786650
Then he'll play alone
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>>168786893
>12-20 players online most of the day
yeah, alone
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>>168786940
>>168786940
on weekends
the average for weekdays is 4 or 5
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>>168784025
like every single one of us anon.
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>>168784682
i want to do that with a secondary character.
there's a cringy sub on reddit which only purpose it to announce their conan exile servers.

a new server would be interesting, we don't want to join a well established server where everybody is already setup.
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time to go back to CoH2 i guess
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>>168784365
any server you are on will be shit why would we bother?
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>>168787210
what happened?
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>>168787141
what is the name of it?
If we want to roll on a fresh server we need to have to find one wiped within a day or two

>>168787485
then dont join
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>>168787552
dont worry only few cuck suckers will join anyway
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>>168787486
/vg/ community is similar to normie rust community right now.
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>>168787764
why are you so upset?
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Is it possible to stop getting affected by corruption? How do I fix the corruption I have?
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>>168788086
you need to stand near a dancer thrall to remove corruption
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>>168787861
everyone attacks on sight?
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>tfw just waiting for that RP server anon to come back and see how many people i can pleasure the first day :3c
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make sure to put the steam group >>168689227 in the OP.
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>>168789326
>>168789326
>>168789326
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