Last Thread: >>174475389>list of good comm. servershttp://www.teamfortress.tv/servers>Tips and guidesBlog: tf2.comWiki: wiki.tfClass guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperatorFAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgnMods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tzSteam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.esPreview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475HUDs: huds.tfGame Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y>TradingSites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tfBP check: backpack.tfPrices: backpack.tf | trade.tfScrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.meSkins: p337.info/tfview/>CompetitiveBasics: playcomp.tfComp Wiki: comp.tfLobbies: tf2center.com/lobbiesScripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaBTF2 streams: teamfortress.tvUGC (Global): ugcleague.comESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.netETF2L (EU): etf2l.orgAusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.comAsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.comFBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/>IRCirc://irc.rizon.net/tf2gpastebin.com/9S37Kk0W>/tf2g/s looking to party queuehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
tf2g belongs to anime
i'm anime :x
give me a good reason why japan hasnt been completely nuked in ww2
Whoa mama what an OP!
>>174584406It would be unethical
It's agreed, the OP is good.
>>174584406because it would cost too much money
>>174584657stabby is still relevant? i thought spy mains were a thing brought up as a joke
>>174584803no he fell into irrelevance after he threw a bitchfit about his favorite crutch getting smashed by the balancehammer. He recently tried to make a comeback to tf2 but literally nobody gave a fuck.
>>174585154what did anime ever do to you
>>174584434get a trip already
>>174585060i remember i used to really like stabby when i first started playing. i looked up to him as someone who liked playing spy.
>>174585358you could just filter any file with the name "mysoldier" considering you can filter by filename if i'm not mistaken.
i really like stabby's voice it's so relaxing
>>174584676dont reply to me or my son ever again
>>174585474Note to self: Change my filenames to fuck with this guy.I won't do it, It'll be funny.
>>174584803There are still notable spy mains. Stabby just fell out of relevance due to his ego and acting like a douche. People got tired of his bullshit and started noticing that he wasn't all that great of an idol in regards to spy mains.
>>174584149>turn in unboxed strange part for like 20 ref>get a bruiser's bandanna>use leftover ref to make craft hats>craft a bruiserspraise gaben
Do you know how much damage each weapon does?
>>174586361>traded in other bandanna for metal>craft scotland cape, shogun shoulder guard, panzerrung, consierge, etcholy shit im on a roll
>>174586723>tfw when I craft I make useless shit for classes I don't even play.
>>174587243>tfw last of the metal>crafted another panzerungShould I turn it into more hats and continue the gambling?
>>174587396Rub some of that luck on me instead, my man.
>>174587485Well I traded the panzerung for 4 hats, turned all them into a scouts' tossle cap. Goddamn I never had this luck when I open crates. I must thank Gaben for this bounty. Amen
>watching stabby videos>abusing the dead ringers speed boost to get stabs>dropping it early so he can refill it super quick and activate it 3-4 times in a row>using the last disguise buttons to deny medics with the ubersaw>>circle strafing sentries to stab the engie with the yer to sap>goes scout and "trickstabs" someone with the back scatterthree thingshe's a pretty good player. too bad he didn't put that effort into a worthwhile class.i imagine every spy main watches these videos striving to be thatthe dead ringer is more of an op piece of shit than i thought
>playing engineer on mountainlab>team too stupid to help me at first>have to hold off enemy for 3 minutes until I die>spectate>they're all setting up at second>understand these morons don't wanna win>go spy and dick around with CnD>we lose, gg>offense>stay spy>run backwards in enemy lines as med with medigun out>nobody stops to check me>wot>backstab festival>take 2nd and third no problem>if an enemy tries to fight me they expect to win because lmao butterknife>they completely forget I've got a revolverIs this what playing spy in pubs is like?I honestly didn't expect things to go so well
>>174588206alot of times people dont check for spies. I know I dont alot, but that's when I dont expect em or noone's been a spy for a long time.
>>174588206more like niggerboy
>>174588206Welcome to pubs. You must be new to them for this to be surprising.
>>174588206its why Spy mains have an inflated sense of worth
>>174588371I usually expect everything bad to happen in pubs; which is why me not dying immediately took me by surprise
>>174588380Spies are just cunts in general. I cant decide which is worse. Pro ambassador cunt sniper spies or pubstomping soldier gods with pocket medic gf's. I just wish I could airblast better
I dunno why I drew this
i dunno why i even get out of bed in the morning
whats troubling you
viva will never be my bf
i dont wanna be a no man anymore
Disgusting shitposts this morning.
i just bought this for 83 cents
>>174590673>no killstreak attached.I can see why.
>>174590872do killstreaks even kick in for robots?
>>174591043Yes, of course. Have you never played MvM?
>>174591158Ive only just recently started picking up killstreak weapons, actually.
>>174590673to think someone would sell it for that low with THAT part on it
reminder to use "Show advanced options.../Include descriptions in search" if you're into expensive strange partshttp://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=%22robots+destroyed%22&descriptions=1#p1_price_aschttps://steamcommunity.com/market/search?descriptions=1&q=%22damage+dealt%22#p1_price_asc
could the pyro update save tf2
>>174591509>giant robots destroyedThis is helpful though. Better than searching through them individually. How would I search for items excluding certain words?
>>174591509you can also do this with halloween spellshttp://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=exorcism&descriptions=1&category_440_Type%5B%5D=any&appid=440
>>174591924And its only 66 cents!
>>174592062what a steal
>>174592062>it's on a weapon that doesn't even have rockets. Oh boy, what a find.
>post webm>theres always 1 (one) guy triggered by slow motion, player name, or even resolution why does this happen>>174558029 its the HUD and the fonts that come with ittry something like m0rehud
>upgraded my i5-3320M/HD4000 laptop from 4gb single stick of ram to 8gb dual channel>tf2 performance massively improved, can even run game in dx9 now no more need for dx8.1, solid 60fps, etcwtf bros? Had no idea this game was so ram dependent. It feels fucking unreal finally being able to play tf2 with good performance. I'm fragging so many shitters that I couldn't before with drops into the 20s
>>174593372you probably just had a lot of shit in the background. TF2 doesn't use that much RAM, and only uses between 300-600 VRAM.ever opened taskmanager? or disabled useless shit you dont use from starting with windows
>steam community market
>>174594126>cost more in USDoh fuck he wasn't joking
>>174594261well technically not, even if it's a higher number the value is about the same right?
>>1745943681 dollar is .80 pounds
>>174594126>11 to 12 bucks for a proks widowmakerwell aint that something>Killstreaker: Singularityoh now I see why
>enemy team has a sniper that never misses a shot and always headshots>hard to tell if he's actually aimbotting though because he takes a while to react>teammate asks "is <playername> hacking?">"haha no dude he's just good">50 hours total, all over the last week, all in tf2>only owns tf2haha guess he's just good
Its the new ugliest hat in the game
>>174595451Dats not ur face tho lol
>>174595667Proved you wrong
>>174595808Ur hot id?
>>174594449the unstability of the UK makes this statement false>>174595265holy molly thats epic
I hit Rank 18 legitAMA
what's it like not knowing how to play outside of 6s
>>174596054>why licebecause you don't shower you fat fuck
>>174596159whyalso i got to rank 18 when people actually played. i dont believe you actually found enough matches to get to rank 18. screenshot or GTFOalso, what's it like knowing that rank 18 is completely irrelevant to your real skill in 6v6 and that even the lowest tier comp players can get there
watch as that furry pic doesn't get deleted
>>174594368I bought Nier automata for 55 euros here in serbia.Because of the exchange rate we pay less.
>>174596312>it's actually flips
Yeah sure. Fucking pussy.
>want to redo my demo loadout because the pirate theme is done to death and i sold my strange mann of the seven sees a while back so it's not even worth it anymore>don't know what theme to go with nowit's hard with demo because i need good looking hats that also fit a theme that i don't think is overdone and i'm sure not going with random shit thrown together
>>174597242Yes, little NEET. In the real world, people work
Battalions backup + Direct hit is super good.Why do I never see anyone else run it
when is the ticket boy getting fixedhow did it even get into the game
>>174597649they're too busy running black box and concheror
reminder to use direct hit + mantreads to sexually violate engineers
>>174597689How is it broken?
>>174597814it's a bulky, clipping and low res peace of shit
>>174597856But I'll die.
>>174597876Thats not it being broken, thats just how it is
Reminder that direct hit+reserve shooter is the most fun soldier loadout in the game
Is TF2 worth playing these days? I have never played it in my life and after a bout of boredom I installed it. It looks kinda fun but compared to Overwatch for example it is extremely grey and pale. I am installing ReShade to get rid of this issue.
>calls Viva out for being an insecure Indian.>post gets deleted. Hmmm.
>>174597959Yea, trust me. I'm a silver border with a little star. I don't know how many levels that is but I've played since beta and quit a few months ago to return back to TF2. Overwatch is extremely linear in its gameplay. It's all ult oriented and it gets extremely dull after a while. Tf2 is just mostly about how well you can shoot your target. Everything else comes from learning the class. It's not handed to you with shitty moba skills. Every class has a learning curve and it's enjoyable to actually put time into each class.
>>174597959its pretty fun to play casually, god i had a blast playing 30 minutes a day being total garbage even when i startednow i have over 3000 hours and only play because competitive exist, but if you havent even learned the game yet, you have a lot of hours in pubs to spend before getting bored
>>174598759>>174598185Okay I think I know what you mean. I have only played Overwatch for 30 hours so far, on and off because it tends to get dull etc. I usually play Battlefield quite a lot but now that BF1 is not that enjoyable I started to look for online game where I can reasonably sink more hours than what is healthy. I think I'm going to play TF2 for a while and see where it goes. One thing which is funny that even after all these years in dev TF2 reminds me of that Quake 2 mod.. I remember originally waiting for the first release of TF2 back in early 1999 but then it always got delayed and delayed.How playable game is with normal console controller? I tend to have wrist issues from time to time and controller is great for alleviating that issue. Do we have slight auto-aim if I use controller in TF2 or is it completely unadjusted aiming?
post and r8 demunations men
>>174599004Sideshow and shade are pretty decent with controllers. but the game is meant to be played with a mouse.you can barely do simple rocket jumps with a controllerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5h746Z6B80best classes to play with controller are probably pyro, heavy, engi and medic. you would be limiting yourself to those
classes that require skill and map awareness due to their inherent lack of mobility: pyro, heavy, engineerclasses that are incredibly easy and don't require map awareness because they have built in mobility & get out of jail free cards: scout, soldier, demoman
I know this is bait but I'm too tired to stop myself from replying>pyro lacks mobility>scout, demo, and soldier not needing map awarenessthe only class that doesn't require map awareness is medic, because you'll just be following your teammates
I just beat Mega Satan with the Lost without holy mantle, shitty tearrate and tear damageWhat are some things in tf2 that make you clench your anus as much as this?
>>174600591maybe spycrabbing for expensive items?there's not a lot that can compare to the stress of secret character achievements in isaac
>>174600591wiping the attackers on last with ~10 hp remaining
>mfw I got banned from /vg/ for non-videogame related post>the post that got me banned was about pocket medic boy/girlfriends>Apparently the mod dosent know what a pocket is and just banned me>People post literal furry porn as well as talk about non-tf2 and nothing happens
reminder soldier is an inferior demoman unless you use the direct hit
>>174600779sfw vulva is not porn
please rate my texan foreman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yNfRRuHFTk"I hate idiots" -B4nny
>>1746010686/10 not badmight be a little dull, but if fits the construction theme
>>174601260what do you recommend for me m8
>>174601075i love it
>>174601075why raise the max ammo and then make it consume more ammootherwise a pretty novel gimmick
>>174601068I like it, subtle loadouts are pretty cool in my book.
>>174586534I want to be popular with girls, please help ;_;
>>174601516gas the pyros class war now
>When someone random screenshots your loadout and posts it on steam
>>174601660post nudes please
>>174601283I'd replace the shirt with the dad duds, but it's still fine as-is6/10 is above average
>STILL not in anyone's screenshots
>>174601075More gibs than brutal doom
>>174601782kinda makes me wish dad duds had a tie
>>174601865Hang in there buddy.Just do stuff and it slowly happens.
>>174600591i dont know what any of the things in the first line of your post mean, but i like hitting epic airshots !
Stop making Fempyro OPs.
>>174600591being ambushed into a 2v1 down to almost no health and DMing your enemies while taking no more damage
>>174599046Super scottish, but isn't a demoknight? >>174599978Why is that stickybomb launcher in stealth mode?
>>174602427they're all the same shade of plaid red and have off-white poofy accessories. i was actually going to use the tam o' shanter before, but the black watch matched much better.
>>174595265Not a fan of the design but any unique weapons that might change his style of play are good enough for me
>tfw people are classcist and shame me for using old taunts
>>174602584Yeah, I think the black watch is a better looking hat than the Tam.
>>174601645But they have gasmasks silly, that wont accomplish much
>>174601075fantasticI hope this gets added in the heavy update
>>174603009>in the heavy update
>>174603121sh-shut up its not funny
What I need to buy from the store in order to play the game? Do I need to buy equipment boxes for classes, they are now really cheap but it doesn't tell when the discount ends? Also what about the maps, do I need to buy every map which is in the store?
>>174603782buy my hats for 100 usd
>>174601075And shit like that is the reason the Disciplinary Action needs to be deleted asap.
>>174603782nothing if you just want to play itbut if you want premium, which allows you to do almost everything, just need to buy something. could be anything.and no, you don't need to purchase maps
>>174603782You can get regular weapon unlocks just by playing the game and completing achievements, but the stock weapons are better nine times out of ten. Also they are ridicolously overpriced in the store, avoid buying anything from itYou can play on any map you want, there are no restrictions, the only problem is finding servers with people on them. If a server has a custom map, you'll automatically download it when connecting to it, so don't worry about thatI suggest playing the tutorials before jumpng in a match, it seems like you're not used to arena-inspired shooters so having an idea of what to expect is recommended
>>174603974The DA is balanced! Balanced!
>>174604365If I had the power to ban one weapon all across the board, it would be the DA.
how do i counter the black box + concheror cancer?
>>174604685>pick scout>run at them head-on with bat>hit them until diefull-proof
kill bad soldier fast. treat them like demomen: if you let them live too long they get a lot of fuxking damage off and control the battlefield.
>people who join a 24/7 fast respawn skial Suijin server and try to win>people who join a 24/7 fast respawn skial Suijin server and try to win with a pocket medic and the direct hit>the direct hit isn't even strange
>>174604685You don't need to, it's a really bad loadout.
>>174604685hit them with your one more rocket because you use the stock weapons
>>174601865What's your ID? You can kill me once and I'll take a screenie
>>174605679Play it calm, be boastful about what you can do and show them a big ol smile
>>174605679Just enlist then you fatfuck
>>174604528You're asking for a whipping!
>Making people ragequit in MGEbest feel
>>174606291>Just enlistI don't understand what did you mean by that.
>>174606558Keep being in the military.
post slippery buggers
>>174606580But i'm not in the military currently. I will be in the military.
>>174605679are you afraid to lose your NEET status?
>>174607016I'm working everyday actually. I just want something better than 5$ per working day.
<xionxang> this guy is literally a sperg just dont bother<better_neppie> hes mad as fuck at drawings so like a 45 year old women he brings up illrelevant shit that happened forever ago<Dotsy> xionxangs family is dead<Dotsy> why is he talking at all<Dotsy> he has nothing in his life
dotsy is a cute autist
That virgin is spy!
I like Paramore songs
>tfw Rake + Flaregun>tfw only used primary to extinguish teammates and never to do damage>tfw 6 dominations>tfw most fun I've ever had
>>174608006I want to hug this pyro!
>>174608683CALL 1-800-SUCK-COCKS FOR A GREAT TIME
>>174608683Adam Sandler is funny
>>174608683DICK SUCK, SHIT FUCK
>>174608683mmmm no sweetie :)))))
>>174608683Oh baby, a double.
>>174608683join me on reddit
>>174608683Point and Click Adventure
>>174608683On Bodyshot: Victim builds rage. On Death: Opponent's rage resets
>>174608683curd cumbane last rooty pooty point and shooty
>>174608683Only to be used with Danger Shield.
>>174608683UNIFICATION AIN'T FREE THE REICH GOTTA BE LITTERD WITH THE BLOOD OF AUSTRIANS FRANZ JOSEPH AKA ONHIS KNEES BLOWSEPH IS NOT MY KIASER HE IS HUNGARY'S BITCH AND PROBABLY FRENCH AS WELL DD KLEINDEUTSCHE LOSUNG NOT GROBDEUTSCHE LOSUNG OK GOTT MIT UNS
>>174608683kurt cobain's last micropenis
>>174608683hey guys i just got this game today, whats a body shot?
>a guy unknowingly invites a furry to join our 6s team>we played with him yesterday>he never says anything unless asked for it>he dropped 6 times>we just played another game>he doesn't heal the demo on rollout etc>we tell him what he's doing wrong, not being rude at all>he completely spergs out, screams etc>*DEAD* wuff: this isnt worth it>he disconnects mid game, removes all of us on steam and leaves the discord
>they are mentally unstablego figure
>>174601660How do you find screenshots of yourself that others have taken?
>>174609537is this what prejudice are for?
>>174610179look through your activity feed and pray to god it happened recently
>>174610179View the Activity Log, which is also under /id/<yourname>/home.
I have proven myself the alpha of the 24/7 skial orange x7 all crits server, yet I still feel empty
Leave Tom alone.
>Only people he can kill are f2p kids
thats not fair, i can kill f2p adults too
>>174611230>>174610659>Vibri partakes in le not replying maymay
>>174611402Not even me
>>174611482Excuse me then, mr Vibri
all me t b h
Still have to do the characters in the middle and redo the rainblower wave.Going to do Demoman as Gilius Thunderhead on the dino on the right, who should I make Tyris Flare on the left?
>>174611807what if the pyro update just adds australium axe
>>174611893Then I cry.Axe itself is damn useless though, even the release of the festivizer didn't bump its popularity that much.
>>174612093>literally the only thing showing team color is the sleeves
>>174612279Valve doesn't seem to have a problem with that:>>174602427
>>174612351Ah yes, the Dark blu and Green teams
>>174612351Needs to be more black 2bh
>>174611482I LOVE YOU VIBRI
Don't come to BLU base tomorrow
Why is there always a hacker on Thunder Mountain, I just want to play my favorite map but every fucking time without fail some chucklefuck is cheating.
Serves you right for your shit taste
how'd i do
>>174614806>le gay>le filthy casual pc master raceother than that it's ok
>>174614806hehe*upvote*nothing personell... kid
MEME ME UPMEME ME UP INSIDE
>Not using 100% free (as in freedom) software
HOW TO FIX SOLDIER>rockets are LL speed by default>LL is 20% faster than old stock, DH is 40% faster than old stock>reduced splash radius by 40%>increased fall-off from 53% to 78% (rockets now do 70 on directs hits across map)>reduced ramp-up to 120% (108 damage at face-range)>increased the range of rockets until their damage starts to fall-offLITERALLY FIXEDnow soldier isnt just shoot at feet anymore and people are encouraged to train their rocket aim and prediction instead of being all about positioningsoldier is way too good because of how forgiving he isspergs will sperg because now they cant stomp pubs with their favourite class anymore but its necessary for soldier to have an identity rather than being a jack of all trades
but soldier is perfectly fine
t. bad who aims at feet
>>174616605>>174616260t. mad who isnt good at soldier
HOW TO MAKE THIS ANON LOVE TF2 AS MUCH AS I DID YEARS PRIOR:>you can now sift through and connect to Valve servers using the Server Browser again, like you could before the Casual Mode update.I hate having to wait 10 minutes for Valve to automatically place me in one of the handful of maps that I want to play right now :(
>>174616871it makes it even worse because now if an enemy has a hacker that they wont kick then you cant just server hop anymore and you have to wait in a retarded COD queue system
*grabs microphone*Listen up!
>>174604090>>174604320Okay thanks, that's good to know. I'll do some practicing and stuff.
>>174614806+1 for you, Sir. This is why I'm on 4chan, you got the dankest memes available. Where can I download your UI mod?
>No email confirmation for the soundtrack shipping yetConcern
ay cuz where's that pyrotechnics update
next week my man
Is there any reason to use the vanilla sapper these days?
>tfw the update would be out by now if we voted to fix heavy first
>>174619212yeah, when you have to sap a building>>174619241our decision hardly matteredreddit is full of pyro main autists and valve admitted to only listening to themthis decision was fucked since the start
>>174619212Its all or nothing on the basic sapper, so if you think your teammates can actually drop a sentry if you sap it the stock will be better for that. Red tape acts weirdly with health as it downgrades
>>174619482>>174619448I'm of the opion disabling is better, killing either the engi or the sentry with shots.
>tfw your random arrows kill an enemy
queues were a mistake
thanks my man I'll be back next week
>>174619530Sentry gets disabled both ways bucko.
Pyro is fun.
>>174619932>marquez215holy shit i thought this was a meme
>>174620059>both bottom scores are "fullname" retards>like a third of the entire game is "fullname" to an extentI missing "deathblood97" and the like.
>>174619932Bully pyro :<
>>174619804So then there's no actual advantage of the sapper.
>>174620945Red tape slowly downgrades the building it's on as well as disabling it. It does no damage.Stock sapper slowly damages the building it's on as well as disabling it. It does not downgrade the building.Downgrade is very useful on Dispensers as last I checked it resets the metal reserves as soon as it goes down a level. Downgrade also takes goddamn forever to destroy a sentry alone, even a mini. Engineer can't place a second sentry as long as his first one is still up, even if it is being sapped. He can't autodestroy it either.Damage is very useful if your friends are also shooting the sentry.
>>174619448>make a post on reddit to voice my opinions on The Audio File>get downvoted because people like le randumb record player hatThese are the people steering the ship.
>>174621395link to post? I want to downvote it
>>174619565>try to arrow teammate while he fights a scout>accidentally kill a scout
>>174622232>scatterface.png>not 8).pnghow disappointing
>LeYou deserve to be downvoted
>tfw my tf2 actually crashed>>174621307>Damage is very useful if your friends are also shooting the sentry.If you're at the point where the engi is down, stuff sapped and no enemies are around you can bring out your amby and just shoot the buildings. Disabling slowly also has the added benefit of the engi coming back through the teleporter once he respawns and getting killed again.
>>174588206>Is this what playing spy in pubs is like?Yes.>>174619212>reason to use the vanilla sapperWhen enemy Engineer not using Jag, that drops sapper in 3 swings.You thrive quick metal bits from building or sapper destroyed and not using CnD.Your teammates don't fail at organizing an attack upon multi Sentry nest.Only single sentry that anyone can handle and you need to prioritize teleporters instead.
i found ithttps://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/66lr8t/in_regards_to_the_audio_file/lmao
>valve listens to reddit >updates are usually shitgee i wonder why
>Valve listens to beforenny>Game is fucking trash afterWho woulda thunk
what am I gonna get
>>174623085thats wrong thoughdid you want 3 reserve shitters in every single game? because thats how you get them
i want a painted cow mangler
What is this annoying beeping sound I keep hearing from time to time during game? How can I turn it off, it really breaks immersion and shit
Sentries? Have ya tried destroying them?
I want a cow mangler that doesn't obscure the vision so much
valve wanted to buff the reserve shooter...epic fail
turn off viewmodelsor do what I do and put them on a toggle
Is there an option to switch teams pre-match in casual modo? Seems stupid not to have even if 2 players both agree on it?
reminder that 2fort is the greatest map
do you think tf2 will be ported to source 2?
>STILL playing team fortress 2I hope you guys don't actually do this.
>2017>wanting TF2 to be ported to source 2
>>174603782Just buy a force of nature if you wanna be premium, it's like the only .49¢ item in the Mann co store
>2004>thinking tf2 will ever be released
>>174619565>tfw reflect a crocket and kill the medic instead
>9 years in development>thinking it will be worth the wait
>>174619565Once as a lone pyro I turned the corner into facing like 2 soldiers and 2 medics, fuckin had a heart attack but by instinct I hit m2 and reflected the 2 rockets and killed all of em. They congrats me in chat but like fuck it was surprising
>kicked again for playing the game
>be me>playing soldier
>not playing 6v6
nooooo wait this robots destroyed part doesnt track robots destroyed by the sentry, it tracks robots destroyed with the actual wrench
>crit pipe aimed at medic hits invisible spy
>>174626837>try to play as engie>scout won't stop hitting me with bat and pushing me while I'm trying to place sentry>ask several times and it continues>give up and tab out
>get called an hacker/aimbotter>spy made voteban>vote passed
>>174626841>go snipe a medic that I know has an uber ready>headshots a spy who was practically breathing in my face>mfw
Did hiroshimoot hire new janitors or something? Seems like mods have been actually caring enough to delete shitposting lately.>>174626837Put it on SCM to wipe the kill counter from it then try to sell it elsewhere for more than you bought it for.>>174626603>tfw u w+m1 the heavy, the demo, and their two medics to death because not a single one of them can aim apparently
`How do I disable the conga music and victory music?
name something more satisfying than turning a corner with the phlog and decimating the entire enemy team
>>174628478outmaneuvering a phlog pyro that has crits on and killing them
Why does the audio file have to be such trash WhyWhyWhyWhy
>>174628571It really says a lot when the TF2 team is so uninspired they immediately thought "just stick a gramophone on top of it" instead of pocket tape deck with headphones.
>>174629026"I'm a pedophile"
>>174629026Crossbow: *misses shot*Ubersaw: I saw your ass
>>174629026dude weed lmao
>ctf>2 - 1>about to capture intel and end game>everyone starts going "gg">annoyed by premature celebration>put intel back where I found it>it's been 2 - 2 for 20 minutes
>>174629246other team won xD
>>174628478turning a corner with the phlog and eliminating more than a tenth of the entire enemy team ;)
>>174628478 turning a corner with the brass beast and decimating the entire enemy team
It's like he's begging to be banned
>>174629026JANITOR WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING TGAT IS SACRED TO US AND TRASH IT
Why has this game always been popular among furries?
>>174584149>when you frag the enemy team so hard>but you cant frag away your feelings
Well I finished the poster for our upcoming event, decided to not do either of the two background characters.
>>174602170>tfw I frag good but nobody screenshots me>have over 2000 hours
>>174631350you should adjust the color of the 2 and 4 because I couldn't read it until I remembered what you normally roll for
>>174629026>gets on /vg/
>>174631350Draw the scout as a shy gal
rolling for draws
>>174631836this is a good parody
>>174631836>lime everywhere>half the video is on degroot keep>slo mo for the missed staristab>fast forwarding through five minutes of him running away with the dead ringer>stabbing five gibus players in a row>showing off epic facestabsthis is a really good parody. 8/10, made me smile
hey wanderer i dont know if you got banned or not but could you draw my demo? tknx
>>174632523Things Valve Forgot About in TF2>Decals>Coaching>Retiring hats>Territorial Control>Medieval Mode>Special Delivery>Robot Destruction>Arena>Mann vs Machine>Cactus Canyon>Training Mode/Bots>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets>Strangifiers>Austraiums>Replays>Those Dr. Grodbort packs that were teased and have been sitting in the workshop>Quality checks on workshop updates>Artstyle>ctf_well>ctf_sawmill>cp_5gorge>invasion_2fort>How to model hatsIs there anything that needs to be added to this list?
>>174632612>their concept on Righteous Bison
>>174632802They never knew how to balance weapons, though. They just change numbers around until people stop bitching.
>>174632481I dunno, but I got blocked.
>>174632938They fixed the main feature of the gun like it was a bug.
>>174632612The modeling and texturing part of the hat is actually pretty ok as far as the audio file is concerned.The concept itself is what is fucking retarded.Same thing with the prinny items.Dumb concepts can only be rendered so well.
MVM is full of friendly, skilled people. CAN I POST SHITTY MSPAINT IMAGES THAT I MADE JANITOR? CAN I DO THAT?
>>174633787eeeyyy thanksthanks m8
>>174633859No. Should I make a /qa/ thread about overzealous moderation or something? Because this is just getting plain silly. As much as I don't like you, asking for loadouts so that you can practice drawing them is not and should never ever be against the rules. I honestly keep forgetting /qa/ exists.
>>174633859also forgot about his side kick next game, south korea>>174634152Not even wanderer but maybe. dont know whats got him so riled up today.
>>174634152>thinking you can change the system from within
>>174634152It actually is against the rules to ask for rolls, a la rule 3. Also this happens like once every coule of months when new jannys get hired who think they can change things. Ittl blow over in a couple days, get your panties out of a bunch.
>>174634152>I keep forgetting /qa/ existsIt died two weeks ago thanks to /pol/, /jp/ and /mlp/ invading it and shitposting it up, theres plans on it just being deleted now
>>174634382Not even today, he's been at it for several days now. Deleting draw rolls and so on.
>>174634382shit, forgot image
>>174633367Might as well retry
>>174634459why does /mlp/ even still exist? does there show even air anymore? last time i checked the place out it was nothing but generals, literally almost all the threads in the archive were generals.
>>174634978its still active, and is still needed for containment.
>>174634152I honestly don't know why the mods have a hard on for me. My drawing rolls have been a problem before, so I don't see why they should be now. I make it tf2-related so it keeps on topic. Maybe I'm just universally hated. In that case, I'll fight the universe.
>>174635707Maybe because they're against the rules?
>>174635707this is why no one likes you
>>174635781I literally had no issues when starting these. Hell I didn't even know this WAS an issue with the rules. I figured that the thread needed some content and I was willing to provide it.>>174635826Good, let them hate. I grow stronger with hatred, my friend.
>>174635967>I literally had no issuesAgain. Read the rules.
>>174635967maybe throwing huge shitfits has drawn more attention to itmaybe your attitude has made people want to report you out of spitemaybe you should just stop
I dislike rules but I also dislike how self-important wanderer isyour soldier loadout isn't even good
a) How do I disable the popup names on friendly characters when I mouse over them? Pic related.b) What are the ring tone sounds chirping when playing? Ring-ring! R-rr-ring! How do I disable those?
im just gonna go ahead and filter "wanderer"im way too tired for this shit
>>174634978Its just a containment place like /vp/, as long as they don't leak out then i'm indifferent at best
>>174636026So if it were against the rules, why wasn't I punished sooner? >>174636160>>174636154If people are reporting me out of spite, it isn't necessarily my fault for that? You could easily avert your eyes so you don't acknowledge my posts. I've recently eased down on my avatarfag shitposting. People shitpost all the time, I just add my 'shit' soldier to it. Besides, I won't stop. I'll keep drawing for these threads. It's not like I'm getting paid to draw these. A couple of fat nerds aren't gonna stop me.
wanderer is becoming viva without a trip
>>174636804>why wasn't I punished soonerLiterally not an argument. You break the rules you get banned.
>>174637079Nah, I'm an adult. This kid's a ..well, a kid
>>174637079Not too surprising, they're surprisingly similar after all.
become me :x
>>174637153Besides being male hispanics who live in the USA, there's nothing more in commonDetonator jumping is fun
>>174637094You don't have an argument either. You're blindly telling me to follow the rules yet when I don't get punished for breaking them. Is it because it's a flawed system? Shouldn't I get punished instantly for breaking the rules?>>174637079I don't see why, other than being spic attentionwhores.
Hmmmhttps://youtu.be/b8n7QRFHl9cMaybe we can post your favorite tf2 kino
>>174637481>why should I follow the rules if I'm not getting punishedLiteral immigrant logic.
>>174636209Those are Hitsounds>in consoletf_dingalingaling 0but they're very useful, I suggest you keep them on and replace the sound with something less annoying.
>>174637646or maybe draw rolls aren't a big deal, if it follows within the guidelines of keeping the thread on topic?
Reminder that you could just post "post loadouts and if I like it, I'll draw it" and not stir up shit.
>why did i get punished for breaking the rules?>you broke the rules>why didnt I get punished before then?>that doesnt make a difference, you got punished now>why should i follow rules if I dont get instabanned every time I break them?
>>174637481>why should I follow the rules if I'm not getting punishedLiteral hacker logic.
>enemy says ggez>my score is 73 while his is 40>I've got 40 kills>he's got 12
>>174637485https://youtu.be/dzMq5_thk4oFor the love of god the update cant come soon enough, look at us, reduced to petty arguments and shitflinging. STOP BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER WE ALL COME HERE BECAUSE WE LOVE TF2.
>>174638032>Getting triggered by "gg ez">>>Overwatch is that way
>>174637790>or maybe they're not a big dealThey're still against the rules (read law). If you're not going to follow the rules then fuck off.
>>174637804This. Nobody would have an issue with that except for shit flingers for the sake of shit flinging. And it would liven up a ded thread.
i have a habit of referring to medics as "she" in my headi think it's because of his high pitched voice and the dress but also probably because most medic mains are either girls, girls (male) or queers
>rulesjust post your oc soldier and say you'll draw the first one you like, while actually drawing whichever one gets the digit of your choiceit's like you fuckers have never broken the rules before
>>174637804Yeah, that's what I drifted to.
>>174638254i know a lot of manly male medic mains
>>174638330I enjoy following the rules because I am a good person.
Is using DH in MGE a dick move?I'd say it takes more skill to use than stock.
i dont think i've ever even seen wanderer deliver
>>174638330>breaking the rules intentionally is okay because others might have itSeriously what's wrong with you people?
>>174636209the stock hitsounds are pretty badjust get a decent one in hit.tfi didnt know hitsounds came enabled by default now.
https://tf2r.com/kccf00q.html>>174638471Then you don't pay that much attention to the thread.
>played TF2 for 16 hours yesterday>planning to do the same todayI think I have a problem bros.
>>174638632Nah, you're good. Just don't forget to get up and stretch every couple of hours, sit up straight, and drink plenty of water.
reminder stock soldier is absolutely worthless and inferior to scout, pyro, demoman & heavy in every way but the direct hit, gunboats and disciplinary action make him viable (not necessarily all at the same time)
>>174638523>>174636209ThisHere's the hitsound you want:http://hit.tf/showthread.php?tid=718Alternatively the quake 3 hitsound is good if you hate fun.
>>174638043The man of reason right here. Let's just all agree that we got a little out of hand. I get that I'm a bit stubborn when following the 'rules'. Hell I grew up resenting authority so that bit of me is still in there.I do apologize for my behavior but there's nothing wrong with drawing tf2-related content. I did it because I figured that people will enjoy something that is theirs, transformed into a drawing.That's why I starting doing it in the first place.Can't we all just get along?
>>174638632take a break at least every hour, just to move a bit and put your eyes somewhere elseand yes you do have a problemthe less you play the more fun you will have
>"I've recently eased down on my avatarfag shitposting">Continues to avatarpost as samurai jackLike pottery
>>174638751hi there pyro main
>he doesn't turn hitsounds off but keep killsounds on>he doesn't use the killsound from fortress foreverit's like you want to be unable to hear that sentry / decloaking spy around the corner
>>174638817haha very funny he says funny thing imagine hearing that ingame haha imagine shooting someone and hearing funny thing haha epic
>>174637485https://youtu.be/fAqGUUv-XJshttps://youtu.be/MA0FFZzlyE8:3 I just want every body to stop being mean to each other.
>>174638751DH is a shitter crutch. Watch this video, you'll never want to use DH again after watching it (but will have to, because your shitter ass can't pull any of this off without +80% rocket speed)https://youtu.be/qiScduQBDQw
>>174639075i don't have to watch your video to know that instakills on 4 classes are better than anything stock offers
>>174638632pay attention to your wrists and take a break as soon as they start to hurthurt mine half a year ago doing pretty much the same thing and they are only just now getting betteri couldn't feel the tip of my middlefingers for a while too and took a break from playing for a few weeks because they started to hurt bad after minutes of playing
>>174639075>2:10jfc. how does one get this good at TF2?
>following rules>on 4chancuck
>>174639075>Weapon actually needs to hit people to do anything>Can't just randomly spam rockets on the ground for free kills and killstreaks>Weapon rewards skilled airshots>lol itsanoskillweapon marioThat video almost all the airshots were in melee range fucking lol
>>174637787>>174638523>>174638817Thanks. It's bit weird that hit sound resembles an alarm clock by default. Maybe Gaben isn't the genius everybody thinks he is?
>le ebin no rul sekrid klub
>>174639256>using a sens high enough that your wrist moves, everBzzt, wrong. Elbow aiming 30+ cm/360 master race. I use 41.4cm/360.
>>174639473play 6v6 for 2 years at least (not matchmaking 6v6)kaptain is prem btw>>174639553for a company with such talented sound designers, the stock hitsounds they let you choose are all fucking awful.
>>174639553and real annoying when you've lit 5 baddies on fire.
>>174639032look behind you more
>>174639071Nice choice my dude
>>1746395064chan is not a right
>>174639032I often play with no sound at all and it's not a problem.
>>174639636i use 38cm/360 but the main problem was that i was playing soapdm which is especially straining because you don't have any time to relaxit wasn't just on my mouse hand eitheri do the junk of my mouse movement with my arm but i still use my wrist for little adjustments, i don't think anybody aims with just their arm alone
>>174639701What's "prem"? I don't really know anything about comp. I'm just a 2000 hour pubnub.
theres no excuse for using any sensitivity under 10cm/360 other than having a mouse so shit that it spazzes out if you move it across too fast
i really have no idea how people play with a low sensitivity, my mouse is like 2cm/360 and i can aim fine. anything slower than 12cm/360 is just fucking absurd.
>>174640163Premiership, its the maximum division in ETF2L (Europe)its equal to "invite" in ESEA (North America)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jaYLMZvl-U
>>174640246>>174640389I play with a trackball :D
Do ragdolls and gibs mostly add more CPU or GPU strain?
pft get on my leveli had to use the trackpointstill topscored as ezclass
I need high sensitivity to play Heavy well :<
>>174640389no just _think_ you can aim fine but that's only because you play a class that doesn't actually need aiming or never played against people that move in a pattern that's not a straight linei never saw you aim but i know you have zero tracking at all and just flick your shots wildly until one hits on accidenttrust me, i went from 3500dpi/3.5 ingame to 800dpi/1.3
why people bookmark my trade but dont offer or send trade offers? :|
>>174640163There are a number of different leagues that offer competitive TF2. The two most well known are ESEA and UGC. ESEA's top "invite" division requires being invited. The lower divisions being intermediate (IM) and open. UGC has four divisions: Iron, Steel, Silver, and Platinum. You can attempt to join almost any division, but if you have never had competitive experience before you will most likely be moved to Iron for your first season. ESEA only offers the 6s format. UGC offers both 6s and highlander. Check playcomp.tf in the OP for more information.
>>174639534why would you lie when anyone could just scroll up and watch the video themselves?
>>174637485https://youtu.be/9ETkbv81dHwPost a better sfm, I'll wait.
>>174641614did we see the same video?He had some impressive shots, sure, but nothing that convinced me stock is viable. the distance of his prediction most of the time was mediocre.
>>174641849>nothing that convinced me stock is viable
>>174637485>>174641662https://youtu.be/-OsF0O5vd1s1:40 - me when I shoot up the school 100 100 100
>just want to play upward>literally no server is full enough or people 'arent serious'
>>174641958Meant to say objectively superior.
>>174640389Have you ever tried using a lower sensitivity? What's your DPI? The science behind it doesn't lie you know. The more muscles involved in the movement, the more precision and control you have over it.https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/44howw/sensitivity_explained_explanation_of_why_using_a/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQEDtiXnvPc>these are the people youre playing tf2 with>they still exist in 2017I get buying a ring for your healslut but this is just too farHow far can you go?
Who here plays on macbook air?
>>174642250build le wall XD
>>174642250>special friend>y'all don't even fuckNigga what
>>174642283>macbook airis it just like regular air but five times as expensive
>>174642683how to get banned 101
>>174642683kurt cobain's shitty music
>>174642683What I wear every day of my life
*takes ur 9*
>>174642793i'm taking offence to this post
>>174642683Cuck Turner all stars
>>174642683i wear these url :DD
>>174641095i play tracking classes mostly and can easily keep locked on. on demo i can land 3/4 of my pipes regularly. nice projecting retard.>>174642116i have 5700 dpi 4.5 ingame senseyes i have tried lower and it was fucking awful. having to move your arm to get a shot just wastes precious millisecond, and if you can get along with just wrist movement then why not? I have a six and a half foot arm span and lift for a living so don't give me that "lol u need arm strength" shit.is it so hard to believe that people have better fine motor skills than you and can work better with micromovements over macromovements?
>>174642683oh shit timbs nibba
>>174642683coock grutard leeobk z skwyzz
>>174642683>>174642927Rerollin for this
>>174642889are you 16
>>174642683kurt cobains own neon slippers
>>174642683Old Boots, New Dirt
Are demoknights the most cancerous thing in TF2?
>>174642683Maybe one day I won't get banned - Me
>>174642683Jason Aldean > Kurt Cobain
>>174642683If your reading this it's to late - anonymous that posted a name roll
>>174642683So You're Probably Wondering How I Got Here
>>174643106Damn now that's some good shit
>>174643106Neat, what's your favorite thing to draw
>>174637787I disabled the hitsound, and for myself I don't get any sound when I hit enemy. However when I play with others I still hear the annoying beeping sound when other players hit someone. This happens also with bots. What should I do? I thought the setting is global... so annoying.
what would be the point of finishing rd_asteroid?no one would play it.
>>174643781blame the old new quick play and casual match making.
What did I miss?
>>174643781I want more of that one bottle beam mode on invasion, that shit was cash, they should do something similar with asteroid and call it a day
>>174644072Janny-jans don't like wanderer.
>>174644072janitors did their job. wanderer took it really personally.
im gonna call that number
never mind its too long
>>174643626Anything robotic I really enjoy drawing.
3 more fags for faceit eu
Can you no longer spectate your sentry postdeath?
>>174644046>tfw I play on idle servers.Sorry tf2g
>>174644975>Gold Rush - 3%All me
>>174644761this killed me
>>174644732who is in there
>>174644046>2fort literally the biggest piece on the chart.wHat the fuck
>>174643067>I have a six and a half foot arm span and lift for a living so don't give me that "lol u need arm strength" shit.>is it so hard to believe that people have better fine motor skills than you and can work better with micromovements over macromovements?Easy there buddy, no one's attacking you. I wasn't trying to make it personal either.All I'm speaking from is experience. There's a reason that in most competitive fpses, or even just for TF2 most competitive players use lower sensitivities. The amount of time it takes to move your arm versus just your wrist to achieve on screen movement can be compensated for, but the broader arm motion gives you greater control over your aim. If you say you tried it and you hated it, kudos to you. You have a personal preference. If you can get used to a perform well in competitive play with that then great job. All I'm saying is it's generally easier with lower sensitivities to achieve the same results.
>>174644046I play too much 2fort, I admit its my guilty pleasure
>>174641662https://youtu.be/fqSyibSPq5wFINISHED VIDEO NEVER EVER
Im going to a furry event soon.Is this the best place to find a boyfriend near me that plays team fortress 2?
>>174645542I sure hope so, anon. Make sure to wear a TF2 badge or something so they know.
>HOOT HOOT! XDFuck that guy, L4D2 should've won
Why does nobody play Valve comp in Australia?>been sitting on queue screen for 20 minutes now>says 12 compatible players nearbyThat's enough for 6v6. TF is this nonsense?
>>174645751>AustraliaThere's your answer. I'm so sorry. You're pretty much in the ass end of every video game server ever.
>>174645638Whats so memey about a man finding love, anon?
>>174645751nobody but hackers and people who misclicked the casual button play it in europe either
>>174645751>AustraliaIsn't it filled to the brim of ebin pony hackers
>>174645320>He didn't knowGold Rush, 2fort, Turbine, Dustbowl, Upward. These are the most popular maps in TF2 because it's so easy for baddies to do well on them, and/or turtle.
im going to a furry convention as well. me and my sister are gonna people watch and make fun of all the cringe.
>>174644046Wait, it says it was this January and on official Valve servers. ctf_well is on there, as well as several other maps that are not in the casual q.
>>174645542>>174646080Where is it, maybe we can turn it into a tf2g meet up
>tf2g meetup>at a furry meetupsame thing amirite
I am not a furry.
WHERE IS IT WHERE IS THE FURRY CON I WANT TO KNOW
At my house >w>
Can I come over? :3
What would a tf2g meet up look like?
traps and fat peopletwo normal guys
Several confused children, a couple of fat Autists, viva and wanderer jerkineach other of in a corner, half left COMES back for. The daed to shit post, human and dotsy are burning on a pure. No women.
This is turning into the trash thread
>>174647230Lots of autismal pyro players and a small handful of normal looking people that are probably the best actual players of the whole bunch.
this thread is always trashmiles ahead of r/tf2 though
You forgot no hat fag running around naked calling everyone plebs for wearing clothes
>not exclusively browsing r/truetf2 and playing tf2I'm not even here right now
you're at a furry con and you head a dead ringer decloak in the distance, how do you react
I just want to FUCK somethingMeet up when?
>uhh h-hi are you the tf2g>DOTSY ISNT CUTE>rate my soldier cosplay guys>*everyone shrugs*>viva says something retarded and everyone ignores him>theres at least 2 faggots discussing furry pornsee you next time
I caught cold and dipping bread in a small bowl of wheat soup that I garnished with a small piece of cheese rend and drinking tea. No better feeling after nomming some pills and soup..
Get my fellow girls (guys) and go and TORCH THE NOOB!!!!1!11
>>174647593I muffle "there's a spy" in my fursuit
i think a /tf2g/ meetup would be a mix of weirdo furry guys, normalfags, and people who are a mix of the two.
why dont people fucking play unmodded/non-skial community pubs any moretired of having to play casual with 7 year olds using a computer for the first time in their lives
There would be a literal dick measuring contest and I would win, you cannot refute this.
people with big dicks use the original because it's what they see every day irl
Let's be real: a tf2g meetup would consist of a bunch of mediocre guys not sure on how to pass the time, plus a few autists going bonkers over being in the same room as their crush/drama target
Bost ur venis size and rate afinst other tf2gs12 in LONG 8 in THICVI TOKD YOU NOT TO REFUTE
@174648643most correct of anyone here
>>174647593>tfw not a furry but had a furry waifu when i was 15
Yes that would be the real scenario, but where would it be held? America? BRBRBRBRBRB? refuges welcome - Sweden? Germany/furfag central?
>>174648857What was her name, lad?
What voice commands do you use most frequently?
Tgus fucking new fag worh his good spellinh and repliying to post like SOME KINDA MOMMAS BOY
>>174649031positive and negative bound to m4 and m5
Ill punch Viva right in the jaw and stand on his body as he collapses and reenact solider's freshly brewed victory taunt. I probably won't dress like my solider though. No smissmas hood inrl.
@174648881Probably at the latest tf2 lan event
TF2 really needs the voice command>"Sniper!"
>>174649031I spam Thanks! every opportunity I can
>people talk about tf2g meetupThis shit happening because I spilled the discords right?
>>174649384You can see his dot. If you are so unobservant that you cannot see that opposite-team colored sniper dot aiming at you, you deserve to be headshot, especially if you're walking out on an obvious sniper sightline.
>>174649519Check the previous thread, I also posted 3 rooms at the first reply.
>>174649031>"Thanks!">"Go go go!" >"MEDIC!">"Spy!"Are all one needs.
>>174649384The weird thing is that it's already implemented in MvM, it goes off automatically>The voicemenu has a wasted slot for the passtime bullshit>But no sniper ahead commandIf the anon that keeps emailing valve is here, please point this out next time you do
voicelines that should be added>sorry>sniper>someone got behind us>nice hat>get on the fucking objective
>Medival>Tideturner + Booties + SkullcutterIs there literally any more powerful class/loadout?
>>174649534a good sniper will hide his dot and snipe idiots like you easily
>>174649921lucksman>>174649534too bad good snipers are alwasy no scope so watching thier dots is fuckin useless
>>174649921>medieval modedirect hit + battalion's backup + equalizer on X10 servers, if we're allowing any gimmick gamemode
>>174649865i swear one of the pyro's voice lines when standing on a control point sounds like, "Get on the point you faggots"
>>174649921>some fag says "c'mon guys mele only">changes to demonigger with booties and shieldi'm pretty sure this is the kid that made up things like "dynamite" when playing rock paper scissors
>>174649921Sniper with Huntsman.I only wish Jarate was enabled so I could combo kukiri
>pee in a jar isn't allowed in medieval mode>robot hands are
>>174648909apparently its zoe the wolf, she has a shadow the hedgehog color scheme
>>174650237but then you end up with 3 demoknights chasing you and the only way to do anything is to gamble and whip out the equalizergod i loved using that loadout so much
>>174649384It's dumb it hasn't happened yet. Sniper is a much bigger threat than a Spy is in most situations. You counter a Spy by simply turning around, but a good Sniper will hit a headshot even if you're moving erratically, unless you completely break line of sight. The fact that you can't alert your teammates easily of that makes no sense.
>>174650959That's because they haven't invented jars yet
>>174652518>aluminum bats are allowed
>>174652518>jars didnt exist>but glass windows didnice logic
>medieval mode>blacks are allowed
Who remember, /tf2g/?
>>174652847Doesn't ring a bell
>>174649130O i was just in a pipeline game with those people, layin' pipes.
left or right?
Left, nobody answered my Meet up question. WHERE would it be?
>>174653665right, you got one hot rod son.
So I DL'd nohats mod and it's a .vpk file. What do with it?
>>174653746the heart of the competetive scene, mainland china.
>>174653665right, but replace the cop caller with one of the blueprintsit clips with the tool belt
>>174653754put it in /tf/custom/
>>174653985will this work in casual mode?
>falling for the no hats meme
rate my spy
>>174654273>No random crits
>>174654441How many fps were left
>>174654717hardly any and i literally couldnt add more than this because the menu went down too far
Why are keys on marketplace $2.05 now
>>174654871geel must be the one who bought the audio file on the market for $50
>>174655103>audio file on the market for $50??
>>174654441>they disguise and your frames suddenly double
>>174655161people are starting to get their CDs, and are puting the hat up for ridiculous prices. One was up for 50 earlier, but its gone now. i assume someone bought it.
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Genuine%20Audio%20File>all these "i paid a lot for the record so this piece of shit is worth just as much"
>>174655414they're not wrong>>174655308ah the classic money laundering scheme with stolen creditcards
>>174650959>>174652518>Mad Milk is allowed>but Jar-based Karate isn't>>greeks still believed even before then that urine could be used for medicine>>this argument can't be used to allow Jarate in Medieval mode
>Medic PrimaryThe LancerFires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled+This weapon will reload automatically when not active+10% Healing done to teammates builds Übercharge.+10% of damage done to enemies build Übercharge.-Healing done to teammates is spread over 3 seconds instead of being instant, and does not stack.-No random critical hits-On miss, lose 10% Übercharge, Idiot.
>>174655414How much was the record?
What fonts do you cuccs prefer for your hud? I tried out some fancy shit like helvetica neue and san francisco but it looks like shit with ahud.
Daily reminder that this thread is 99% shitposting because it is a general of a 10 years old game whose devs don't care about anymore and are letting it die.Also pyro actually requires skill because it is completly underpowered.
>>174655829Starting to enter LoL territory with a wep as needlessly convoluted and mechanically stacked as that.
>>174655843there's some jackass trying to sell it on backpack for 19 keys
>>174655829>the crusader's crossbow: hard mode
>>174655829too many stats crammed onto one weaponmake it work like either the boston basher with the uber mechanic or refill health over timeits going to be pretty gimmicky with the uber mechanic though but i like the heal over timeespecially if it stacked
>>174655414I'll take 3
>>174655414>posted for 230 USDGood luck fag
Why do people keep more than 50 players in their friendlist if they just talk to 1 or 2 of them?
To give the appearance they have friends
>>174656046>>174656201I think changing the wording would make it look simpler.>Medic PrimaryThe LancerFires special bolts that heal teammates over 3 seconds and deal damage based on distance traveled.+This weapon will reload automatically when not active+10% Healing and damage done to teammates builds Übercharge.-No random critical hits-On miss, lose 10% Übercharge, Idiot.
>>174658260>damage done to teammatesalso you forgot>no headshots
>>174658862>it's actually supposed to headshot
>>174602242when you make the OP posts then you can pick what vaguely tf2 related thing you want to me in the image.
>Picking on children
They're all aimbots and this one guy is their "leader"
>>174659392I bet he thinks he's such an epic lad, using hacks against 13 year olds and ruining their fun.
>>174659392Look at those handsome chaps go!
knife that turns every second backstab victim into a spy bot y/n
>>174659525>>174659520actually no, the real leader is using a party hat
>>174659392>All those spies on blu>Not a single vaccinator heavy to just mow them all down
got one of the leader
watch em hackwatch em rollwatch em crack dat f2p
what could possibly go wrong
>>174660116Have fun never being able to find a game. Also, please remember to report them all.
>>174660280i probably will once this is all done
>>174612093>>174612351Nice.what all went into that?Also>>174612279has a point the colors should be more differentiated even if Valve doesn't care.
his bots all vote no for votekicking the leader holy shit
There aren't that many maps available for TF2 even after all these years in dev? Why? I understand it's arena shooter and maps as such don't need that much variation etc but still would be nice to do something else than that dustbowl orange shit all the time. (I'm new).
>suddenly a bunch of porn in my sprays listThose weren't there the other day
>>174660620but catching people staring at porn sprays you put down is fun.
>stabby became a literal degenerate and hasn't made a dime off of his tf2 videosReally makes you think. He's literally stumbling over his own words right now
>>174661196Blue got the right idea, vac soldier.
>kill a spy one too many times as direct hit soldier>*DEAD* Spy: you're either plat or aimbotting>i'm neitherOwO
>hackers can rejoin mid-game>normies can't join their friends
>>174660116>>174660737>>174661196What the hell was that
>>174661492This one guy and four bots he made that followed him around were all ambassador aimbots
would you rather fight a wallhacker or a triggerbot
>>174661471>not using community servers.
I'm having a match where between the enemy and us there are 9 hackersJesus christ
>Use direct hit in MGE>Soldier gives me shit for it>Tell him to use it as well if hes so sure its the gun killing him and not my use of it>He ragequits
>>174662552direct hit seems like it would be worse in mge since it's way less reliable and if you beef a shot you can't even at least get splash damage.
>aluminium scout bat can destroy the robots in MvM that are probably made from steelExplain this bullshit
>a tube of wrapping paper can destroy giant robots
>>174663583>Shooting people covered in milk makes your wounds go away Explain this bullshit
>>174663867Milks good for you
>>174663867>implying it's milk
>shoot at feet and fly instead of dieexplain
>A shard of ice can destroy a tank
>firing a high caliber automatic weapon recoillessexplain
>firing a rocket launcher with recoilexplain
>a fish loosely wrapped in newspaper can destroy giant robots>holding a candy cane forces life saving energy from your foes upon their demise like some kind of vampire>it is very important what kind of shovel you use to hit someone with in midair as you fly at them at 70 mph to smack them in the face with it>it is very important whether or not there is paint on your boxing gloves, as this may allow you to run quickly>brass knuckles do less damage than fists>pointy wrench does less damage than blunt wrench>the shanhansha still exists in its current statemelee weapons don't make sense
>you never actually load anything into the scattergun
>pistols slides don't go back>cartridges never leave pistols and smgs>shotgun shells come out of the wrong side
>double jumpingdoes scout have two soulsis that why he gets an extra cap point
>can carry a 150kg minigun and all of its ammo>walks at 10MPH and can jump 3 feet in the air
It's almost like this game is intentionally silly
scout is a sovereign citizen and captures control points simultaneously as an individual and as his corporate personpost scouts
>Soldier summons a bag from the depths of hell just to taunt with it>It then proceeds to sink back down unto the depths from which it cameDoes soldier drink hell coffee?
>playing casual ctf turbine>round starts>get intel and four kills>votekicked for "cheating"???
>sniper pulls an entire saxophone out from his pocket to play a short riff before it silently vanishes>he is also capable of doing this with a didgeridoohow big are sniper's pockets?
Hey look, it's this guy again. Been running into him a lot lately.
>guy has waifu on his objector >swipe it off him when he dies>beat him to death with it This kind of makes me want to make a fresh objector again
>>174665297>pocketsProbably stuffs them up his ass if you know what I mean
>>174665318>filenameshow some god damn respect
>>174665581just playing with ya
>soldier with a pocket medic steals your rocket launcher and kills you with it
>>174665102Rate my scout loadout
>>174665170Were you playing as >>Just curious.
mega link to tf2 ost where
>>174666048I think I was in that game, were you playing demo and had a medic bud?
>>174666260No, I was playing scout. I capped intel right after he did. I hit F1 out of habit, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better, we all got rolled by a 5k hour soldier main.
>>174663098played against thisits actually pretty cool because if you get backstabbed you hear the noise so you can just turn around and walk at the spy since he also takes damage from the explosion
Rate/Suggestions? I just got a rusty reaper and I was planning on painting it After Eight and wanted to make a set based around it
GIVE IT THE PROGRAM
>>174584149reminder gunslinger is for fraggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnknfaoAZyA
>>174665903>gore splattered milkWouldn't that cause the milk to stop functioning?
>>174667635>face melting spycicle
https://youtu.be/R0HapDklfAw?t=67Please rate my voice <3
>>174665782draw red shygirl scout spanking a bent over blue shygirl scout with her sandman.
>>174668196>this is how f2ps see the gamecute voice but commentary seems a little unnatural
>>174668316>sandman>not fan o war
Where can I find 2017 max gfx quality config file? Or should I even bother with it?
>>174666919>dat trolling about CTF maps at the startHilarious.
>>174668196Oh god, it's like trying to play with my glasses off, make it stop.
>furry mid-scores and loses>proceeds to lose it in chat and call everyone on his team iron shitters>singles out an engineer who just installed the game for not knowing how to rotate their building>starts spamming binds once everyone is calling him out on his bullshit>steam comments are a mass of retardation and meme arrowsOk, which one of you is this? I won't bully you for playing pyro and eating my shit, just come out and say it.
>>174670474you'd have better luck asking reddit t b h
"I stole it again" Edition>>174670674>>174670674>>174670674
>>174670721>non-pyroboobie OPthank you
this early thread meme needs to stop
>>174670474>people in /tf2g/ besides viva publicly maining pyro
>this slot is reserved
>>174670878You are a meme.
You're all memes.
we pushin' this thing or what
You want it?It's yours my friend.
tips on how to counter skilled or 'skilled' demos?
>>174673269Anyone with a Shotgun or a Scattergun. Their counter pocket is Heavy but you may need to go fatscout if they're any good at sticky flicks.Short Circuit can delete their shit, airblast can reflect if you have a clear sight of him.Sniper and Spy falls short on picking on him. He can flick stickies at further distances to deny a Sniper and can blastjump when he feels endangered.
>>174643067why would you use that much dpiat a certain point in DPI it just makes up virtual pixels on the spot, wich is basically noisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAEb9a-dltk