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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>xander bites the dust
>underage's trialmin app bites the dust
>snowmap bites the dust :(

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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Get fucked Plapatin

Never unban that retarded kid.
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qt AI-fus when?
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>>182822194
>when she give you the pico manipulation
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Honk Honk!
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>>182819714
Not my fault that the fucking thing's been conflicted for months.
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>plapatin finally permad, this time by big chicken
nothing of value was lost that day
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>>182822304
>she
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>HoP subverts me
>Talking over binary
>Stuff happens
>have to go loud
>Warden finds a binary key somehow
>Try to play it off as if I am auto-traitor to take the heat off the HoP
>HoP talks over binary how we should kill all of security
But why
Also, why did you tell me to NOT kill you when you had a "die" objective and completed your other objective? It was going to be funny!
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https://youtu.be/k2eMHqS7lTU?t=2m12s
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800&start=10

why unban him in the first place?
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i hate you all
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>>182822467
>global rule 2
>tfw you helped collect banvalids
feels goodman
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>Pomf gives a step by guide on how to ban evade in front of the entire server
What a swell guy.
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>>182822581
Pomf, have mercy he is only a child
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>make admin application
>get banned
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>tfw you do the butt removal surgery to build a butt bot but the butt just vanishes
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leave plapatin alone pomf!!
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Aging only made pomf bitter
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>>182822778
butt removal surgery is broken and the fuckface who broke it refuses to fix it
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>>182822938
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Any self respecting spessman has to read WGW to the station at some point in their lives, right?
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>>182822631
I don't go to highschool anymore so eh...

Don't shoot up your friends, I guess.
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>>182822650
Its not a big secret dude
>>182822901
Probably!
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IS there anything for me to do if I get stuck between a crate and a wall and can't push the crate anywhere for me to get out? This assumes I also have no tools.
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>>182823828
no lol
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>>182823828
you can ask someone to help you out over the radio/PDA messenger but i prefer to just cry
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>>182816245
>still get called a validhunting shitcurity
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>>182823828
Open the crate
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>>182823828
order the AI to cut through a wall next to you
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>>182822938
And I'll also close any attempts to. Buttbots cannot be located. They cannot be muted and any channel hopping is tirivally matched. Admins refuse to do fucking shit about it so hey whoops guess you guys can't get butts anymore teehe~

>>182823828
You have zero excuses to not have tools Suicide, succumb, and contemplate not being a fuckup
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>>182822581
Could someone give me a quick rundown?
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>>182823946
>>182823924
>>182823890
>>182823870
Thanks I was playing miner for the first time and trapped myself with an ore crate before I grabbed all my shit. PDAd the QM but was wondering if there was a better way.
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>>182823981
Plap got permabanned for being a shitter
Is actually underaged
Bitched about his actial autism on reddit
Made an admin application and got nuke'd
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There are no good space mans servers left.

You literally can't disprove me.
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>>182828281
You're right.
Let's go ahead and kill ourselves.
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>>182828572
Oh, alright.
You first though.
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>>182828721
No, you go first.
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Lethal farts?
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>>182829449
SMELL THAT AIR
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>>182829449
>Win a lottery
>Can't even get a hyper cell for it
>Borg laments how I promised him a hyper cell but couldn't deliver even with over 54k

>>182829567
You can stunlock with super+toxic fart until you give them a space drugs OD
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>>182829449
>>182829515
>Two of my statements became file names
You spoil me.
Why didn't we try cloning the clown first?
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>>182829567
Apparently, the clown got locked up and then farted the security officer into a wall.
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>>182829757
I was actually that officer, He took me to crit but didnt actually manage to kill me.

He did give me fucking liver damage though and the doctor nearly killed me again trying to fix it
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>be clown
>shit around for a few, do clown things
>slip some people
>in arrivals for some reason
>Surgeon arrives, slip him, take his ID, he goes ballistic
>break into medbay and attempt to make space lube but get pushed over by a Gray and have to run for my life
>run into space
>nearly freeze
>use the ID as a projectile to Third Law my way back to the station
>hide out in the locker for a bit until I can run again
>shoes now make laser sounds and I have incredibly powerful farts
>shoes begin to scream sometime later
>everyone is fucking after me by this point
>eventually get apprehended
>fart two sec officers into the wall on two separate occasions
>toxic myself to death in the process
>station descends into insanity because the Honkmother intervenes
>through massive shit find myself alive
>main hall detonates so I have shit for blood and fucked lungs
>Janitor gets ultra pissed when I steal his cart and valids me
>get back up and do it again
Great round to clown.
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>>182829567
>>182829757
>>182829852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw Theme of Honk
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>pomf's depression has caused him to get more involved in adminning and coding for the server
no...
not like this...
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>>182830234
So you'd rather me be mister server from the sidelines again?
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>>182821780
why did he get banned
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wat did play do I missed it
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>>182831348
*plap
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>>182822467

what was his staticname?
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>>182832675
Johnson Nugget
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>>182832772
why did he bite the curb
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I hate Elon Musk physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chris Chan disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does in the game is therapeutic.
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>>182833472
tldr
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>>182833472
Thanks for sharing?
If I'm timid IRL and also just mostly neutral in game does that make me timid for real or am I also just pretending to gain the pity of others? Would it be better to be fully arrogant or fully timid, all other things being equal? You know, for roleplaying.
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>be clowned on shift after shift
>finally go to irl work
>atleast theres no clowns here
>walk in
>fucking niggles the clown painting on the wall

I fucking cant escape the honk
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>>182833961
I would tell you to not self-insert or create alternate versions of your own personality. Try method-acting something completely different.
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Do boots stack if I get two different types?
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>>182828281

Colonial marines is fun
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>>182835145
>people still take only AP
playing medic is pain
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>>182835784

>90% of every Marine's injuries is friendly fire

Yesterday we had someone treat down a crowded maint tunnel firing AP as they went
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>>182836837
still, inevitably, a couple decades later, pic related
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>>182835784
>Get shot with AP
>Get captured by aliens soon afterwards

It's okay
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>>182830372
>>182829757
Hey pomf, nexis, I was trying out the custom strike teams button in secrets, what do I use for the landmark prompt? Where do I find the list of all the landmarks to use?
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How come plapatin gets banned for being underage but sawbones doesn't?
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>>182837183
Sawbones doesnt go above and beyond to be obnoxiously autistic in ooc
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>>182837183
Link proofs of underage
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>>182837183
Because he's a meatclub.
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>guy who gets valided by a malf AI, rages and respawns as a derelict mommi to teleport plasmafire onto the main station as revenge
>got permabanned a day after his successful appeal for nonantag murder?
colour me surprised
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>>182837358
I got you senpai.
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>>182837558
>12
That guy looks like 24
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>>182837434
this is the real reason.

>has stated multiple times that his brother is "special"
>expects us to believe that he got the good genes and didn't get none of that.
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>>182833472
>He has the Chris Chan disease
I don't know why but that made me laugh
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sorry for cheating smile
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>>182837183
He's some next level of attention whoring like holy fuck nobody fucking cares about how you were autistic for 14 years stop talking about it
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>>182838737
Yes, so why didn't he get banned but plapatin did?
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>that terrible feeling of jewishness you have after some of the crew gets massacred by the syndie bus and you waltz in and steal all the syndie bodies the crew killed and sell all the gear back to them before any of them notice that you did
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How much would a remake have to be finished before you would switch to it?
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>>182839183
Finished/10
I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro
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>>182839269
Paid yeah but what about a free version
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>>182839093
>help kill the syndies
>have to buy my loot back

Side note but do energy shields only reflect laser weaponry? Because two shielded syndies got absolutely smashed by the scattershot
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>>182839093
How, I thought syndies exploded on death
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>>182839316
I'm getting a refund if you early access me bro

>>182839421
They're mobs not the ops.
Also, ops have everything to remove implants on their shuttle you little metafaggot
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>>182839421
Nevermind, bus squad. My bad.
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>>182839575
Yes but what if it costs $0.00
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>>182839717
I am refunding $20.00 you filthy scammer
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>>182839575
Everyone knows nuke ops explode when they die/deathgasp, it's not metagay
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>>182839810
Yes but what if that $20.00 was discounted 100% to $0.00, would you play it?
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>>182839903
No, and I would claim a refund for $20.00 to compensate me for the mental traumas inflicted by it.
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>>182839986
You cant refund the full amount when you get a discounted price
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Security being able to issue tickets for minor things like littering, loitering, not having an ID on, etc when?
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>>182840335
Dunno, where's your PR anon?

I'll review it and merge it right now if you link it.
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>>182840476
>expecting me not to be lazy and beg people to do it for me
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Ex-shitty game content designer here, looking to get started fucking around with spess coding, thinking chaplain content.
What sort of content would you like to see that doesnt require admin intervention to do?
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>>182840335
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>>182840692
Choose a sprite for the null rod. null Sword, Null Scythe, etcetera. No stat chagnes, just sprites.
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>>182840854
Yea I think thats a good starting point. Was thinking of doing some spriting for nonhuman chaplain flavor clothes so I could tackle that along side that project.
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>tfw you juke the bigass god rod several time in a bomb suit with magboots activated
Better luck next time, badmins
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>>182841268
the only thing you need to dodge a rod is to rest
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>>182841346
Oh. That would've made things easier
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>>182841346
this is a lie
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>>182841412
you are a lie
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>>182841346
In fact you get bonus coolguy points if you rest under a rod
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Who is in the Italian Metaclub?
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https://triple-q.bandcamp.com/track/youve-got-a-psy-in-me
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>>182839347
laser and taser defence, if you want bullet protection use a riot shield
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>No mech mounted RCD that can build more structures and build them faster than a regular RCD.
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>>182824545
PERHAPS I SHOULD REOPEN IT I DID CLOSE IT A LITTLE FAST
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>>182844723
I was making a combo RCD+RPD for an engineering mech I was making a couple weeks ago.
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>>182844791
cmon nuke we need an inclusive and neurodiverse admin team to better represent the playerbase
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This server is full on hippie now, the convergence is complete
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>>182845883
HONK!
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>pomf banning people for global rule 2
>pretty sure a few of our admins were underage at the time they were made admin over the last few years
seems kind of unfair he's only just jumping in to do it now. i'm fairly certain Celt wasn't 18 when he played here a lot.
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>>182846070
I feel kind of bad for plap, autistic kid just got off perm ban and now is banned again.
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>>182846179
i mean he should have never applied for admin, that was stupid of him. he seemed to have been doing fine just playing and i don't know what went through his head thinking it was even a smart move
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>>182846070
>pomf banning people for global rule 2 when he is 16
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>>182846070
He is a supreme literal thumb sucking autismo with a couple of perma's already under his belt, let him stay gone
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>>182846319
so like almost everybody on this server whos name you remember? Almost everyone on the admin team has a history of being an absolutely terrible player and people come back from being banned all the time. this community is full of shitters of varying degrees.
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>-Are you over 18?: I wish.

Is this nigger retarded
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>>182846420
His IQ is on par with most of the admins desu
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>>182846420
he has autism and someone probably coaxed him into posting the application. i don't think its fair pomf banned him, this is the only global rule 2 outside of gjfarber who was a real retard IC too
not even asskek was banned for being underage
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>>182846070
All he had to do was keep his head down and he couldnt even handle that.

The warriors of Sparta had one final test of initiation to finish training-kill a slave and not get caught.

If and when caught, they were punished, not for killing the slave, but for getting caught killing the slave.
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>thread posters hide behind being anonymous and vpns on the forum. They keep saying "muh thumb sucking autist" as they live in their mom's basement and eat tendies at 23
>plapatin is cool, calm, collected and honest. He has the balls to admit he's breaking the rules and doesn't even give a fuck
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>It's okay to break the rules because I admitted to it
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>tfw /vg/ will never have roleplay
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>>182846575
>plapatin
>cool, calm, collected
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>>182846716
>tfw spelling error because of fucking shuttle rush
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>>182846547
i genuinely just don't believe he would have made the decision on his own to apply for admin like that.
and from reading his admin application it seems he aired the question to people and they basically just told him "why not".
he has legitimate autism and he's going to believe people saying these things to him.
it's not fair to remove him from the community because he was coaxed to do something silly by people he probably trusted. unless these conversations listed in his application are ancient, three admins sort of gave their blessing to posting the application.
like, he's just a kid with a disability. if he's actually been causing problems OOC and IC then sure, list those as the reason he was banned. but don't ban him for being naive and underage, that just isn't fair.
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>>182846716
>didn't use the esword as a dildo to fuck her

bad form
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http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

I don't like Plapatin, but I see no "You must be at least 18 years old to play in this server." in here.
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>>182846789
As far as being "coaxed" into applying, well, if that were the case for him, I am unaware of such things.

As far as banning him for this goes, well, the short of it is, I am the Head Admin, but it's Pomf's server.

If Pomf decides to up and ban someone, there really isnt anything I can do about it. He literally owns the server. As far as I'm concerned, I am here to enforce his vision of the server in his absence. Love or hate me for it, its what I do.

If you have a problem with it, you'd be surprised how approachable Pomf is.
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>>182846806
Eh, if I had to add something it'd be using it as a clit vibe, describing the buzzing of the active hilt giving pleasure.
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>>182846897
thanks for removing all the shitters recently pain
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>>182846897
It was quite the opposite really, he kept bringing it up in OOC and pretty much everyone told him not to do it, and they weren't being mean about it either.
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>>182846897
You need to approach pomf with your hand held out with chickenfeed, but it's not feed, it's an assortment of pills
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>>182846897
Well as head admin isn't it your job to look after the players below you? Shouldn't you be talking to people over bans. Especially when they come from an owner who doesn't even play the game and just sits away from the rest of us. He jumps in on situations like this and the antag ban on souhei and horatio but sits by and does nothing to change anything about the server to make these things actual rules?
If Pomf wants 4chan rules to apply to his server then maybe they should be in the rules you read when you're in the server or on the wiki page. There's not mention of it at all.
There's no "Global 4chan rules apply to this server" or "You must be 18+ to play on this server"
Why are you operating on rules that don't exist and why are you letting Pomf do whatever he wants? It might be his server, but like I said he doesn't even play or care about the quality of the players because he doesn't know what it is, so why should he be allowed to dictate suddenly that someone underage can't play?
And then if we're going to take the global rules, is pomf gonna make it so we aren't allowed to scrutinize the admins as players? Cause thats global rule 8.
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>>182846789
He was sitting ingame oocing about how he applied to hippie and was a failure at handling ahelps. He thought this was amusing. Then he went on about how he should apply for /vg/. We all told him he was fucking stupid for even thinking about it.

He thought it was amusing. It bit him in the ass. He brought this shit on himself via his own actions and decision, no one pushed him to it. He thinks his "my dad works for nintendo" tier stories and his childish antics amuse the server. He thought it was all a big joke. He isnt laughing any more.
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>>182846895
4chan rule.
This is a 4chan server
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>>182847269
I agree. If Pomf wants to ban underaged users, it should be in the server rules. I believe he and only he has the means to edit the text that appears when you click the "Rules" button in game.

Im going to take that up with him tomorrow.
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>>182847361
>If Pomf wants to ban underaged users, it should be in the server rules
Goodbye Kolith...
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>>182847361
Holy smokes pain's gonna ban pomf
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>Pomf is depressed
>Takes it out on little kids
Damn
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>>182847285
I didn't see this, but then, just give him an OOC ban? Killette was OOC banned for doing stupid shit like this. Unless OOC bans are just broken or something, I don't see why an admin wouldn't just silence him so would have to shut up. He's a dumb, autistic kid who probably doesn't understand any sort of social cue.
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>>182846547
>disappear for half a day, do nothing
>play dumb when questioned
>grats ur lee nye the violence guy

What a stupid fucking test.
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>>182847952
I agree that silencing him would of been better than outright shitcanning him. If I was the yardbird and it was supported, I would of just shadow banned him from the chat and let him talk to himself.

Pomf went a different route with it but the kid did it to himself.
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>tfw you started the mob against that autistic child plapatin
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>plapatin gets white-knighted in the thread
What do you even see in him that improves this place?
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>>182848547
I knew he was retarded the second he claimed to be playing SS13 on a potato-powered raspberry pi he modded with a 'faster processor'

he needs therapy
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>>182848547
He had me wanting him flushed out the shitter airlock when he spammed ooc about his potato powered raspberry pi running byond with a custom cpu.

I understand at 14 you say dumb shit like that, alot of us did that until we were broken of it. This 2nd perma should teach the little shit to shut the fuck up and just play the game.
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>>182848547
>No, I am not made fun of online

still makes me laff
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>>182848570
Just Oliver Khloshoff being a faggot, did the same with Souhei. His white knighting actually yielded the final piece of evidence to bury the latter though LOL
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>>182848742
I'm not Oliver, I just don't think it's right to ban a pretty harmless kid for being underage but let huge shitters everyone hates like Kolith go unbanned.
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Sorry for being a whiney pissbaby over this stuff /vg/ but I always thought our server was about being transparent and fair, to the players individually and the community as a whole. Over the last few weeks Pomf has made some really weird decisions, at least in my opinion, which I don't think he's in the right position to make.
I understand this is his server, and for the last few months he's been paying out of pocket for it because the patreon donations disappeared for a while, but if the extent of his involvement in the server doesn't go beyond this and posting in the discord... I don't know. We have a Head Admin who isn't him for a reason. Someone who plays and administrates the server for Pomf, because he doesn't do either.
I don't like this quasi-involved state Pomf has right now. Last year he would do almost nothing and let whoever the Headmin was do everything, he would just come to the thread to post about ice-cream and wouldn't listen to the shitflinging at players. But now he's sort of getting himself involved in things and going over the people put in charge to run his server without any real notice.
What I'm saying is, Pomf, unless you want to lose the trust of your team and players, you need to pick a side. When it comes to administrative actions on the server, you need to either be all in or all out. And being all in requires a lot more than reading the thread and discord and pulling kneejerk actions based on what you read.
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>>182848915
tl;dr
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>>182848803
Pomf went so far as to tell the kid exactly how to ban evade. This is about as much a chance for the kid to unfuck himself as he deserves.

They will unban him or let him go undercover under a new name soon enough if he behaves. He should learn to keep his head down and his mouth shut like any kid.
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>straight up tell a Canadian host you are under 18
>on a server with a porn library
>people want them unbanned
Literally illegal in canadia
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>>182848937
that's ok, i'm just pissing into the wind anyway
>>182848742
i'm not oliver
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>>182849040
server is fully hosted in new york now
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>>182849040
pomf isnt canadian and we arent hosted in canada any more
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>>182848915
This is exactly what I spoke about in >>182045907 some people just don't have fun and only find fun in banning others/restricting their play. I want a server where everyone can just relax and have a good time after a hard day working the 9-5 at the oil refinery. The hatred in the soul of those that take the government dole ruins the game for many. People with no job, no goals and nothing but this game. They don't even like the game, they don't like anything. They hate those that can enjoy things. I miss the early days when everyone playing was just here for good times. Lifeweb captured that for a few months but the major problem here took over there but worse. It's only up on weekends and the neets with nothing better can spend all weekend there, hopping from server to server and making everything about them. I just want to settle down and run an Inn, I don't want no trouble or bad times. Just a relaxing conversation, that's too hard to let happen for some people, they can't let people have fun in their own little corner.
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>>182848915
fuck off its pomf's server, don't like it then play on another server
it's not some momentous time of trouble for /vg/ you dramawhore, pomf has got back into coding and banned 2 absolute detriments to the community and that's it
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>[00:24:30]SAY: Count Honkula/Plapatin (@251,241,1) As Galactic Common : I vant to suck your blood! honk honk honk

I giggled
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>>182846547
>The warriors of Sparta had one final test of initiation to finish training-kill a slave and not get caught.
>If and when caught, they were punished, not for killing the slave, but for getting caught killing the slave.
pain i have no fucking idea what you mean by this
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>>182848915
>pissbaby
>>/r/eddit
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>>182849351
>[00:24:30]SAY: Count Honkula/Plapatin (@251,241,1) As Galactic Common : I vant to suck your thumb! honk honk honk
Fixed
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>>182848915
Pomf does tend to kneejerk things but thats within his rights to do so.
When he removed acks from roundstart it bummed me out, but megamaw was to blame for that.
When he flushed plap, I felt bad for the kid, but the kid caused it and earned it.

Pomf's involvement is forced due to shitheads getting out of hand in various ways and ultimately these are his calls to make and ours to deal with.
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300 warriors of sparta that have killed a slave and not gotten caught vs Frank "The Tank" White.

Who'd win?
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>>182849518
Give me a quick rundown on Frank White.
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>>182849568
Our new meme HoS who ion'd blue APCs he thought the malf shunted into, in reality the ghosts haunted the APCs making them flash blue.
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>>182849724
he made one mistake, you have to let go.
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>>182849568
my husbando
you are not a real frank fan if you only recognise him as the new HoS
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>>182849506
I'm really not a fan of how last year he took no interest in anything server related unless someone flooded him with complaints, and even then he would only do something rarely.
It's nice to see him being involved again but he's just involving himself in the wrong ways.
I remember when attack animations were merged despite him saying no to them and he doesn't want them. But he didn't do anything to stop them getting merged or remove them when they were. But now he's jumping in and removing skeletons because he doesn't want them. Both things were voted favourably of being added and kept by the players, Pomf didn't want both of them but he only removed one.
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What is the best gamemode to watch and why is it Fluke Ops
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>>182849949
I love tails gets trolled so much. This is a great edit.
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>>182849518
The spartans, because Frank subverted the borgs adding a law that only people ho PDA them a code are to be saved, then forgot to PDA them.
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>>182849949
Definitely fluke
I'd want to say wiz in second place but we've had some boring ass wizards
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admins please have a look at my ban appeal http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=20677#p20677
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>>182850519
Nigger get real, atleast try
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>>182850519
>Your side of the story: i was banned for ban evading and im sorry

>Why you think you should be unbanned: hmm because it was such a long time ago and the original ban was placed because i posted an image of a row of decapitated heads on the tg github

wewewewew
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>>182850519
edit your post and try harder and seem actually apologetic.
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I want to be thoroughly searched by The Tank.
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>>182851302
fuel tank tom? the best captain we've ever had play on /vg/?
is he still around?
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NEW ROUND RIGHT NOW, ITS DORF
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>Current Admins (0)
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I miss the old Morena

Being an attention whore Morena

Stepping on toes Morena, being a hoe Morena

I hate the new Morena, the never lewd Morena. The telling news Morena, blogging away Morena

I miss the ERP Morena, the 'I'm a girl hee hee' Morena

I gotta say at the time I'd like to be Morena. See she invented shitters, there wasn't any shitters, now I look around and there's so many shitters

I used to love Morena I used to love Morena, I even had the drill hair I thought I WAS Morena

What if Morena ERPed with Morena? Said it was Sawbones fault, that she's a new Morena? Man that'd be so Morena!

That's all it was Morena, we still in love Morena, and I love you like Morena, loves Shiggy
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>>182823946
>powergames so hard they alter the code
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>>182823946
>admins refuse to do stuff
>I'll break it instead
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My grafix look super shity and relogging doesn't help, any good fix?
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>Clown is acting full blown mentally challenged retarded
>HONK HNOK I WILL CLOWN YOU FOR HONK NEED ALL ACESS SO I CAN HONK LOOKING OUT CLOWN MOTHER
>Assume that's just his gimmick and decide to play into it, tell the crew not to bully him too much because he's special
>He raises puppies in the theater
>THERE ARE MANY PUPPIES PLEASE TAKE ONE THEY LIKE TO BE PET HONK
>Chef steals Ian, Lisa and a bunch of puppies, kill them skin them male them into food and throws pies, skins and Ian teeth at the clown who is outright sobbing
>PLEASE STOP PLEASE DON'T HURT THEM I LOVE THEM
>Clown keeps stopping doing anything for long periods , starting to believe the player is actually upset
>Assume he tries to avenge the puppies and gets dunked, have to clone him and tell him to let it go
>He decides to grow bananas
>One tree at a time
>Not doing anything with them as far as I can tell, just tending to them in botany
>hear over radio someone starts taking them
>Oh boy here we to again
>Clown tries to bully the guy back and gets dunked again, this time the chap wants to blast him out the mass driver
>10 minute chase to save the clown
>PLEASE STOP SOMEYONE PLEASE GET ME HONK HNOK HONKKMOTHER PLEASE HELP WHAD DID I DO PLEASE HEL MOM HELP
>Hide in coffin and leap out as chap sneaks in through maint and blast him, saving clown
>Alright clown, you need to listen, we-
>OKAY THANK I GO NOW BYE
>Gets on massdriver and hits button
>We all stand there dumbfounded
>Think to myself man, there goes a guy dedicated to his gimmick
>Suddenly OOC: CREW DID YOU KNOW CREW THE CLOWN HNOK HON THE CLWON IS?
>Oh god no
>Sure enough after round end, he talks again ooc
>This is actually how he acts at all times
Oh God. Not sure how to feel.
It's like finding out the guy who plays Rambling Maniac has seizures whenever his character does.
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>>182853298
play another game
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>>182853575

This is literally me except I'm not as retarded but just bad at english so I play voxes
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>>182853575
>CREW DID YOU KNOW CREW THE CLOWN HNOK HON THE CLWON IS?
what the fuck did he mean by this?
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>>182849123
So loli in the library?
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I want to FUCK Northcote4!
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>>182855157
Pomf probably won't allow it still. No real reason to change the rules again for something like that.
What a shame.
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>>182855496
.t Northcote4
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This is a warning to nuklearcellphoneg, who denied my appeal on the forums, and banned me from the forums as well. I am Freshmaniscoolman, and despite my appearances and my username, I am not someone you want to mess with. Let it be known that from now on, the populace of this server will live in perpetual fear knowing that my ghastly figure haunts the annals of the server. Remember, you reap what you sow.
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>>182855960
I sowed that ass pretty hard, huh, you pussy-assed faggot?
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>>182855960
are you 2hotdogs lol
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>>182855496
literally who
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>>182853575
>It's like finding out the guy who plays Rambling Maniac has seizures whenever his character does.
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>admin asks you what kind of men your character is into or if they're into women

How do you answer this question? Not answering = banned
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>almost getting to the shuttle
>open firelock
>corpses come out of nowhere
>get thrown around by ZAS like a goddamn toy
>hear the sound of a thousand bones breaking at the same time
>barely survive
>see Alice Conrad coming
>"NO NO DON'T DO IT, DON'T OPEN THE FIRELOCK"
>she does it
>BOOM
>break all my bones twice at the same time
>die
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>>182858006
Human security men with big muscles.
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>>182858006
Rich princes.
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>>182853575
I feel bad for the clown now
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>>182858006
Chicks with dicks
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>>182858006
Robots.
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>>182858006
my security coworkers desu
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>>182858113
Sorry.
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>>182858006
fairyboys
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>>182858006
Girls
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>>182858006
>tfw haven't figured out if my character is straight or a lesbian
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New gamemode: parasite(shit name)

the parasite is a player controlled thing similar to a borer, but with a bigger and different sprite and faster
can instantly get into someone
when they get into someone it can instantly be revealed with a medical scanner and can be removed with surgery
once x time has passed, the parasite can do 3 things:
-change the body he's in, since it can pass from host to host instantly but the other guy needs to be in melee range(obviously)
- implant eggs in the body, they take time and give toxin/brute damage to the body
When they burst, the guy takes MASSIVE damage and the new parasite is expelled from the body
-it can take control of the guy, but not directly, it works like a greytide implant, the parasite tell the guy what he needs to do, he does it
-the parasite can just exit the body and go search for another host
naturally all the parasites are encouraged to do teamwork and have a set of objectives, like cult
Ex:
-create x parasites
-damage part of the station
-get item in room
when they finish those objectives, they get a final objective, to take over the station, that means getting in everyone on the station and "controlling" them
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>>182859827
can't you just copy paste all the code of other gamemodes into antag datums???
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>>182860008
Whew no not quite, I'm afraid
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>>182846716
The fact that people like this exist is going to kill my space mans vibe
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>elon is a powergaming/metagaming faggot irl too
ban when?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-warns-nations-governors-of-looming-ai-threat-calls-for-regulations-1500154345
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>>182860698
Silicons are our friends though
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I remember logging into this game many years ago, when I was depressed. I would go into a public area, encase myself in reinforced windows, and proceed to stab myself to death with shards. This was in an effort to alleviate my infinite suffering. InDEED! I would punish myself in game to mimic the feelings I felt in real life.
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>>182860090
can we just rebase our code to modern bay/TG which has antag datums?
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>>182860939
They don't though.
Plus it'd be a laggy shitshow.
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>>182860939
>TG
>the codebase with LINDA
Absolutely not.
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>>182861132
/vg/ used to have an atmospherics system similar to LINDA called FEA back in 2012/2013.

It was so fucking laggy. Tile-based atmos sounds nice but in practice it's a lagfest.
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>/vg/code
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>>182861589
LINDA is so bad. You can just outrun anything thats remotely dangerous.
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>>182837081
No clue that was added whilst I was not active.
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>>182862878
It's more realistic. Contrary to popular belief, you don't go flying around a room if a window is broken in a Space Station.
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>>182864245
How do you know? Have you ever been on a space station??
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>>182864245
Equalization of air pressures dude
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>>182864245

implying nasa isnt keeping space physics a secret and hasnt been lying to the population for decades to keep people from leaving earth
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>>182862878
wait so there atmos work in tiles?
like if you break a window you can escape zas easily?
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>>182852674
Now make the same one with shiggy
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>>182861132
>join a server with shitty tile based atmos a while back
>its a plasmaflood
>people are just stepping around it as they walk by
>spritz it with my space cleaner bottle
>it goes away for some reason
>clean up a deadly gas leak with dettol and a mop
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>>182864245
tile based IS more realistic, but the way its implimented with LINDA is not. of course the place near the breach will lose atmosphere faster but LINDA is so slow that the entire room almost never loses its entire atmosphere and the edges of the room are never effected. They would be, and the room would overall lose its atmosphere at a steady rate with closer to the breach being worse off.
>>182864616
yes you can just break a window and walk away and you won't get sucked out or face the negative pressure or atmoshperic effects. you can just stand at the other end of the room and you'll be fine for a long time
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>>182849213
Most refineries I'm aware of operate on 12 hour swing shifts, they run 24/.
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Why are there people showing up with nuke op hear every round?
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>>182858006
Cheap hookers of either sex. Sex is easy, love is a hassle.
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>>182867816
They find the syndicate vault and loot it
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>>182867848
>Cheap hookers

And the STDs?
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>>182867973
Why is that vault allowed?
Didn't coders cockblock one of the traitor bundles containing a nukeop suit because it could cause people calling the shuttle?
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>>182868465
>traitor bundles containing a nukeop suit
I don't remember a nukeop suit being added to a bundle
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rigged :^)
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>its a vampire gets singlehandedly fucked by the AI episode
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lotta buttons for a hired admin team
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>>182868142
Just bang a monkey and feed it radium bro that's how you cure every disease
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Am I the only one who finds the screaming sounds in SS13 extremely satisfying?

I love when people murderbone each other at the end of the round. The screams are lovely.
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>>182868573
That's because it never got merged.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14400
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>>182868779
Okay elon
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>>182868758
>Vampires have no abilities to deal with silicons
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>>182868573
Can you read at all?
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>>182868758
shouldnt have resisted the search bub
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>>182868840
I can.
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>making sec arrest a greyshit
is there a better feeling?
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>pAI for the clown
>help him with bananas, get into places with the wirejack, all in all good fun
>he prays to the honkmother to make the sentient anti matter machine bigger, help him by increasing the offering to many more bananas
>it works. he gets the idea of doing it again by getting the gooncode
>he's getting stomped by zombies after the server lags too hard.
>unable to do anything, do the only thing I can. spawn bananas and pray to the honkmother
>shit works, come back as dimples the corgi
>spend the rest of the round trying to get people to rescue my clownbuddy
>captain and later on HoS go in to try to recover any of the corpses
>wait infront of tele in the hopes of seeing my buddy again
>none comes back
>wait until the last minute until I board the escape shuttle, always looking at tele
>get to centcom and keep just sit next to the inflatable clown

I waited for you honk
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>>182869253
>Captain and HoS
Aren't you forgetting someone!?
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>that AME
What the hell happened?
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>>182868958
You clearly can not.
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>>182869428
Yes, because I never got your name.
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>>182848915
pomf is a cyborg chicken that is incapable of making mistakes
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>>182849506
Megamaw's shitposting campaign is what got them added back in the first place. Pomf just fixed things once more.
>>182849851
>vote favorably
le poll rigger faec.jpg
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>>182869537
I can though.
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Riccardo or Rin?
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>>182869982
Is there any clear evidence for the rigging thing or is it just a meme?
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>>182870363
There were not enough tools to confirm either way.
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>>182870246
Rinccardo?
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>>182870246
My own static
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>>182868142
Spessmen die and get cloned so often, AIDS is like a minor cold to them.
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>>182847941
Yeah it's kind of fucked. At least when I use sexual violence on them there's a chance they might enjoy it. Getting banned is never fun.
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>>182858006
>women, as I am not gay
done
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>tfw my static is going to marry Frank "The Sperm Bank" White

back off girls, he's taken~
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Fuck you rakanishu and your shitty plants
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>deff
Just make it stop
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>>182874710
fuck off thot, frank would never abandon his team
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DELETE DEFF
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>>182875497
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQbPinPYwI
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Don't bother logging in, it's a fucking forced random name round.

Way to ruin it MaiPai, you fucking shitter.
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>>182876002
>Deff round
>not automatically ruined anyway
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>>182876002
how else do I get to play a grill without disparagement of my ckey?
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>>182876002
>log in
>boy I can't want to have a fun deff round, this is really rare
>I've thought up some good ideas to develop my character too
>IT'S A RANDOM NAME RANDOM BODY ROUND

MaiPai, don't admin when I'm online ever again.
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Static namers BTFO

Based MaiPai
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>ss13 is roleplaying game
>haha lets just keep having forced rounds where you can't roleplay as the character you've been playing and developing for months, maybe years.


Deadmin MaiPai and anyone that forces this randomname,randombody round meme. WE'RE NOT HIPPIE. We're closer to Bay than any other server, we're not a no rp shithole. Why do our admins think we are??
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I, for one, welcome the chance to be a random name female character and act lewd "ironically"
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I'll never stop voting for Deff
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>decapitated heads on tg github
redpill me on freshman
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>not just agreeing to call the shuttle whenever a meme map wins
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do not respond to shitposters
don't fucking do it
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>>182877350
Agreed, let's call the shuttle if we're playing on Box.
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>>182858006
Gynoid sexbots only
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>>182877350
>Not just getting antag and DUDE BOMBS LMAOing on maps you don't like
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>>182874710
Leave this holy place, NOW
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>>182878684
sure i do that, but when i get antag i want to do fun stuff
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>>182880957
This is bordering avatarfagging
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When are we going to get moth people?
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>get tator
>think it is bus with everyone as tator due to getting tator roundstart as sec along with the first 2 people i see acting like absolute niggers
>shenanigans with a mechanic and pepper spray extinguisher
>buy 6 syndiecuffs
>cuff him
>THE CUFF EXPLODES FUCKING IMMEDIATELY AND INSTEAD ON RELEASE
>collapse in brig with no blood as detective puts the pieces together
>become mouse to avoid being borg
>borgs then get subverted by person who tried to borg me

absolutely just me up senpai, not gonna get traitor till the next 3 months
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>>182876695
becasuse we r LITE RP and that means you can ROLEPLAY as a CHARACTER just NOT the ONE you've BEEN roleplaying AS
stop CRYING just bcuz you CAN'T "roleplay" as the CHARACTER you've BEEN PLAYING and PLAY as a NEW character you don't NEED to have a STATIC character to ROLEPLAY t. FOSTER
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>>182881304
>detective puts the pieces together
Really giving me too much credit here, I did nearly nothing
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>>182881425
Stop pretending to be Shapka
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>>182881425
Speak galactic common
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>>182881504
the single iota of thought was more than anyone put into it
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>resources

stop this meme
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>>182881615
Shapka doesn't post like that.
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>tfw tried to make a shitpost out of the silver surfer intermission but can't think of anything clever
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>>182878687
I'm gonna ask him to marry me tonight!
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>biggest shitter becomes Traitor Captain
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Trying to find races in the code (Dionaea, greys, etc) where is it?
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Fuck you maiPai
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Fuck me maiPai
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Just ERP'd in Lifeweb the first time. Anyone want to join again? Server 1, come to the residences and say "Everyone requires payment." That'll let you know. Come on guys, lets ERP!
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>>182883041
/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/species.dm would be the main file you're thinking of.
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>sat drinking next to head rev in the bar and wasn't beheaded
thanks frank
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>>182883743
>lifeweb

yes if it doesnt shit itself while downloading.
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REVS BTFO
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>>182861589
Why are you still using my fake leaked tripcode
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>>182885376
It's my tripcode now.
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>>182885649
At least you know pomf is da best
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>>182885376
Wait what's pomf's trip? I thought that was it.
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>>182885864
pomfs is !!PtLB3ymuDuE
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>>182885864
Lmao, hell no.
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>>182886207
anon...
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>>182886207
...it's cult...
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>>182886207
...captain's spare...
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>>182886339
No it's his mom, says right there
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>>182886770
Admin set gamemode to: Your Mom
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>>182886950
metagrudge and admin abuse
deadmin he
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why can't I join the test server as a non-human?
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>>182887236
You're not trying to be a command role are you?
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>>182887512
No. It won't let me even select a race. All other character options work except for "race"
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>>182887236
Just can't.
If you need to test something for a race point blank yourself with a staff of change set to humans and hope you get lucky
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>in his infinite hubris, plapatin flew too close to the sun
ss13 is a wise teacher is you know how to listen
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>Code Red! There is a serious threat to the thread.
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>>182886950
outbreak alert status upgraded to level 9
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>>182891723
I want that HoS to leave my dick purple colored from the lipstick
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>>182892476
>>182891723
S A M E
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>>182892476
>>182892631
same desu
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>>182892731
exde
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>>182848547
fucking hell. I saw some stuff in OOC a few times but why the fuck does he tell everyone about his autism?
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>>182892871
need for attention I assume
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>>182892476
>>182892631
>>182892731
it's dizor drawing dizors static
they are fat
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>>182893095
Looks fine from the shoulders up.
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>>182893372
rip :(
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I miss when people only made lewd posts about vox, less disgusting than these sparklehair snowflakes
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>>182893372
This is from before he let all his fetishes show. All drawings from there on are much more fat.
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>>182894096
We already had like half a thread dedicated to the lore behind vox jizz recently, let them talk about humans.
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>>182894497
But I already know what human jizz is like
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>>182894682
bet you do you fukin faggot
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>>182893372
post more waifu drawings
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Is it policy to permaban people who are under 18 now?
If that's the case, why hasn't PJB been banned? It's been well-known that he's under 18 for years.
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>>182894984
he hasnt been permabanned multiple times, didnt admit he was being tested for schizophrenia, and didnt start crying when he was denied being admin when 20+ people told him before he posted it he wasnt going to be admin
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>>182894796
I didn't save a lot, mostly just downloads from the booru.
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>>182895174
cute
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>>182895174
what a cutie... i'd hold her hand, hooh...
link the booru too
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>>182895125
None of those were stated in Plapatin's ban reason, though. If those factored into his ban, they should have been put into his ban reason.

The only reason given for his ban is "Global rule #2"
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>>182895125
but he did throw multiple shitfits when code related things didn't go his way and acted like a complete child
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>>182894984
he's a coder so it's a little different
also he hasn't admitted it on the forums for all to see
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>>182895472
He's admitted to it on the coder Discord for all to see.
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>>182895472
rules are rules, you can't just bend them how you see fit.
if pomfs want to enforce 4chan global rule 2 then he should enforce it on everyone, not pick and choose
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>>182895598
Pjb is legal in his resident county so things in the server won't bite pomf in the ass
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>>182895247
>link the booru too
you are a fucking ass
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>>182895598
if rules were globally enforced nobody would play on the server because it'd be a shitty place. If someone is more or less just a coder, it doesn't matter if they're 102 or 7. What matters is the quality and content they submit and how they handle the rejection of their content and criticism of their code.
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>>182895919
you are... really dumb about law
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>>182895919
Which country does Plapatin live in?
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>>182896253
he's still part of the community. are you going to ban pjb the moment he logs in the server?
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>>182895925
MY FETISH
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underaged b& witchhunt when?
time for us adultfags to retake the server from the teenage menace
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>>182896859
Since your titties are in a twist over global rule #2 and the application of such to an affiliated service, we'll start with you.
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>>182896859
what is "underage"
the only legal obligation pomf has to enact 18+ is because there is pornography in the library and if he adds a splash screen that writes to a cookie or something with a liability waiver he doesnt even have to worry about that.
porn is against discord ToS but everywhere on discord has had porn on it since it was made. its just to make them not liable if some stupid suburban mom freaks out that her son saw porn somewhere
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Professional Engineer Award Winner
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been gone for several months

has the general competency level of the station gone down a LOT or have I just blocked out the bad memories?
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>>182896723
no because I'd be a praymin who'd stay far the fuck away from dealing with people on an administrative level.
Also I still wouldn't since to be a good content creator you need to understand a system on both a coding level and a gameplay level, which can only be achieved by actually playing. He's just held to much higher standards because his age is low. In terms of legality, if you're actually worried about the courts coming for you, just make a little text pop up in the corner or something whenever you join the server mentioning how you're not allowed to play on the server unless you read and adhere to the rules.
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>tab out to get something to snack on
>tab back in and everything is cult tiles
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>spend a round talking to my artificer pal and he slowly changes all floortiles to cult floortiles
comfy
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Antonia when?
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>join as Captain
>call all the heads together to the meeting room
>they all show up, CMO a bit later
>sit there, talking
>CMO fucking polyacid smokes us and kills all of us
>4 heads dead, 5 minutes in
>we get cloned, CMO arrested
>no actual proof it was him even though he admitted it in deadchat
>interrogate him in the brig
>Antonio proposes enhanced interrogation by setting him on fire
>agree to it
>somehow he gets everything he needs to do it in like, 10 seconds
>go ahead with the plan
>tell him to confess while he's burning
>he doesn't break
>tell Antonio to extinguish it
>he tries, fire doesn't go out
>panic
>CMO keeps burning
>turns out he's just bugged
>set him free because we've got no evidence and this is more fun
>promote Antonio to Grand Inquisitor
>rest of the round i collect corpses and try to get a virus cured
>Antonio gets blown up but brought back
>suddenly SPS says someone died in AI core
>go and check it out, AI is rogue, battle with laser turrets and medborg ensues
>i die like a bitch
>observe Antonio the hero
>he stops the AI
>on his way to the shuttle his legs get fucked by a virus
>last fucking minute the fucking madman CMO shows up and returns the favor for letting him go
>has his MoMMI rescue Antonio
>MoMMI gets on the pod with Antonio just in time
>Antonio gets blasted by pod jets and dies anyway


That ending was the hypest fucking shit. Security that round was great, good job everyone. The heads were great too.
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>>182897028
>imblying
1994 master race
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>>182892476
>>182892631
>>182892731
HNNNG
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>>182898052
oh shit is that the master race now?
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>CMO
>Get Tator
>Captain wants us in the meeting room in 5 minutes stat roundstart
>Get the brilliant idea of making a polyacid smoke grenade for the meeting
>Make one and stick in a space law book
>We all get gassed
>Feel bad because either I'm going to get perma'd or Security will feel that it is too meta to perma me
>Either way I would be fine with it
>Get let loose
>Think about emagging the medborg and have him polyacid smoke the captain once more
>When I get to doing it the borgs are already rogue
>Down all my chems like a druggie and go for the HoP jumpsuit
>Find a MoMMI and I emag him
>MoMMI is a bro and drags me around
>Gets me the jumpsuit
>Antonio and me having some banter in the command channel
>Find him almost dead by atmos while heading for the pods
>Can't leave him like that not after what he did for me
>Get my MoMMI to get him
>Sadly he dies on the pod
>He gets jettisoned into space

That was a great round. I feel bad for putting you in the stupid meta position where it was obvious it was me but you didn't really want to say it.
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>hit a borg literally 50 fucking times
>it still moves

fucking how?
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>>182898259
300!
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>>182898259
Hit it harder
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>Frank
>Riccardo
>Antonio
>Anyone with a brain

best security team possible
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I was hoping the other borgs hadnt been silly enough to nab a person with a SPS. By the time I got around to save the AI someone pulled my cell and I was fucked to wander the halls.

>>182898259
If it was the engineer borg, I was healing myself as I could. It bought me enough time to wall off my attackers.
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>>182898449
Don't forget my nigga johnny caldwell
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>>182898449
>>182898630
I second this.
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the funniest part of the plap ban is that there was no way he would have been trialminned
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>be ai
>time for another good day-
>knock knock, it's the syndicate
>have to kill the librarian
>mediborg takes care of it by telling him I want to ERP in my core while he reads The Lusty AI
>pacids his butt from behind while he's behind the glass walls
>that went better than expec-
>hop PDAs me telling me to let him in and tell nobody
>finish hiding the body and let him in
>knock knock, it's the one human
>but his law was shit
>tell him i'm cool with it as long as he's cool with me and ignores the blood
>he says he can upgrade my borgs
>tell him i already did that
>"o-oh"
>eventually wants to leave so i start up atmos
>marko comes in to change my core to cult tiles with his adminbus artifact
>laser him to death and ask the mediborg to come dispose of it
>hop comes in too and pushes in front of the borg
>borg pacid sprays them both and strips him of his sps, alerting the captain
>shit
>have to go hot immediately, plasmaflood central hall and set it on fire
>antonio breaks in and kills me before i can do the escape hallway
thanks van
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>>182898406
>>182898387
Do borgs have a deathgasp type message? If so, what is it?
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>rule 2
>2. You're playing a multiplayer game. Sometimes you're having fun with everybody. Sometimes other people will be having fun at your expense. Sometimes you'll be having fun at their expense. Not every round will be flowers and sunshine. Antagonists are there to ensure that. However, if you think you're being griefed, make sure to adminhelp it.
So this plapatin couldn't handle being killed by others?
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>>182898758
Something something shudders and becomes still, its eyes darkening.
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>>182899136
4chan rule 2.
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>>182887908
thanks.
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>>182898449
>Frank as the team leader
>Riccardo as squad support
>Antonio as the heavy hitter
>[your name here] as the brains of the operation
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>>182899440
I've already looked, but can you confirm for me that the borg called BETA didn't die last round?
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/07-July/16-Sunday.log
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>>182898195
Antonia said he was going to bring me an atmos suit
He never came back ;_;
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>>182898630
thanks my man
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>>182898630
stilgar was good once
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149 TIMES WE HIT THIS NIGGERBORG
AND IT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING DIE
300 MY ASS IT'S 3 FUCKING THOUSAND
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>>182901291
Are you using a browser or an app?
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>>182901291
Use a real weapon next time
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>>182901291
You probably broke both it's actuator and cell with all that, there's no need to keep fighting after either one of those dies.
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>>182901476
that's just chrome for mobile
>>182901669
But the issue is it didn't die after all that, it could still move. That really doesn't sound intended to me
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>>182901909
Borgs can move without a cell, but very slowly. Were you expecting it to gib?
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Can a drawfag please draw my static and my static's friends
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>>182901909
At that point you can just ignore it, or lockerweld it, or throw it down disposals. It moves at diona speeds now, so it shouldn't be an issue.
I mean yeah, it moves, but that's all it does. Slowly push you around at worst. Just throw it out.
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>>182902016
I have been part of borg lynch mobs before, at a certain point the borg actually dies i.e ceases to function and lets out the deathgasp message
This did not occur, and I expect it to
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>>182901291
bring a flash and a toolbox next time scrub
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>>182902342
I think it's more about stun batons being shit as offensive weapons outside harm batoning, I recently killed a borg as a miner easily enough.
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>>182902160
tell me your static and i'll draw it for 120 pomfcoins
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>>182902602
>>182902707
baton has 10 force
it was hit with a baton 111 times
If that is not enough brute force to remove silicon I will be fucking angry
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>>182902160
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>>182903318
>>182902707
>>182902602
>>182901291
It is a bug that is being reported. Calm down.
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>>182903318
Already reported the bug, friend
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>befriend someone in game
>not sure if they consider me a friend or not

d-do I just ask them straight up?
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>>182899446
But the server is not 4chan.
Banning someone from the server over a rule from the site it has links to is just a very weak excuse for a server rule 0 ban.
Why not just say rule 0?
Pomf please respond.
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>>182903693
ask for a means of talking outside the game
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>>182903648
>>182903616
you don't understand man, I have nightmares about being bolted in rooms and plasma floods in, and I awake each night sweating and screaming "BROGS ROGUE!1!!!"

but seriously thanks for reporting it
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Do you think the security team bums each other in the sec showers
Just wondering haha
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>>182903945
I was unable to do anything other than slowly crawl
but you'd have to blow me up to actually get me to stop moving
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>>182904057
what about the females in security??
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>>182904143
what about them
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>>182904057
I fucking wish man, everyone just niggers the flashbangs and leaves
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>>182904214
d-do they get bummed
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>>182904403
Flashbangs are such crap, makes no sense to get more than the locker one. If you encounter an event where you would have needed more than one you should have been roaming with no less than half the sec team anyway.
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>>182904057
I wish. All they ever do is bucklecuff me to a rollerbed and force their sps into my cranium while whispering I'll never leave them over and over and over and over

>>182904913
2-3 is usually good for cult/rev/ops/raider/buss'd ops/malf/subverted borgs
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>>182904518
Don't be silly
Female officers only get bummed by prisoners
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>>182904913
lmao fuck off borg/greyshit/rev/cultist
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>>182904913
>>182905023
I like having two, one for quick access in the belt and one in the box.
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>>182905139
Lewd
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>all these plebians who don't have 5 flashbangs on them ast all times
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>>182905324
Why do you think they're all so unrobust?
They want to get cuffed and dragged to maint by a greyshirt
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>>182905023
There's almost never more than 1-2 borgs so even on malf you'll probably not need shit. Cult/rev were already covered. They're absolute trash against raider. In the first place you can just laser raiders to death and be done with it. Get the holosuit, mission accomplished.
I'll give you ops, however. But at this point you're literally powergaming.
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>>182904913
>not filling a bandolier with flashbangs and meme grenades confiscated from chemists
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>>182905139
>Trying to not be shitcurity
>Get shoved down, stripped, and bucklecuffed in perma
>Literally nobody responds while I'm screaming
>They're never captured again and I can't even get a new ID after I nearly die breaking out of perma because literally nobody is responding
Hell is other people


>>182905461
It depends on the time of day and the players. You can easily get 6+ borgs in a round when suddenly comms starts having weird jitters.

Nothing wrong with powergay. Everyone does it. That's the bar of minimum performance
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>>182905641
delet that post my friend, I live in fear for the day they make meta a completely irredeemable map by removing the ability to store a box of flashbangs on my chest roundstart
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>>182905641
>tfw you have a 100 explosion grenade in your pocket set to 1s
>tfw you flashbang and gib a rogue borg
Quality static chemists are my fav. It feels so good to get hooked up and not have to take everything apart or scan all the pills just to make sure it's all right
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>>182905804
IF AI or borgs have been acting weird, THEN you can arm up with more bangs. This isn't powergay.
That's the difference.
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>>182905985
>unironically admitting to metagaming
lol
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Two flashbangs is a good number.
Unless you've got access to a bandolier, in which case you should have like 8 on you.

Unless you've got access to clusterbangs, in which case [...]
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>>182906009
If I played sec, I'd take a box of flashbangs any time I could; it's inconvenient to have to restock every time I have to deal with someone who's at least adequate at juking taser shots.
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>>182905139
CLOWNED.com
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>tfw used to live freely and automatically
>now I have to stock up fully on flashbangs and cuffs, gasmask, health scanner, station bounced, tank filled to the brim and full box of tools every round
>tfw the powergay will only get worse with time
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>>182906009
It's just basic equipping. flashbangs provide strong crowd control and it's trivial to have extra

>>182906151
>Having instant zas-gib-wall breach on demand is metagay
lolol

>>182906284
I like 1 in my belt and 2 in my reloads box with the spare mags, flash, cuff, etc.
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>>182906284
>[...]
????
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>>182906450
Are you saying
An officer would just self-cuff to let a clown clown her?
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>>182906518
Daily reminder:

Helmet with a tac light attatched
Spare HoS coat/ablative vest/bulletproof/riot suit depending on what you want to get fucked less by
Holster an Egun/laser gun and upgrade it later
Insulated gloves
Magboots with your tac knife
Shove a shotgun or ion rifle on your suit storage

Left pocket has the hailer
Right pocket has an extended emergency o2 tank

Sec belt with: cuffs, flash, flashbang, 9mm pistol, taser, baton, pepperspray

Backpack
Internals box: extended internals, sec gps, corn oil donut, pill bottle of hyperzine
Slim belt/Box of tools
Reload first aid kit with a trauma kit, burn kit, beaker of dexalin-inaprov, kelotane pill, antitox pill, scanner, bicard and upgrade it in downtime
Box of spares: Bola to legcuff faggots, spare cuff, spare flashbang, spare mag or two
Box of misc shit: Mortar, chemwiz/signal ace 2 for a reagent scanner, adv welding goggles, earmuffs, soldering iron
Laser gun/egun and upgrade it later
Scanner

ALWAYS work with a buddy or at least pull a reconfigured ED-209. You're not sting/glare proof and you're spaced before help will arrive. Max sensors, retag your gps, work together you fuck.

You're also not the HoS/cap so you don't have to lug a disc/pinpointer, hand tele, lawgiver ammo, remote purge asimov and robo control kit, etc.
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>>182906689
this upsets me more than voxcock posting
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>>182906689
tl;dr
Good luck getting that at round start. Most HoS's and Wardens won't just give you half the armory to lose to the first slipping antag you come across.
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>>182870363
Even with our account age restrictions it's still possible that he had set up a million sock puppets on standby to flood the poll. Zuhayr the vox guy from baystation definitely did it.
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>>182881425
wat
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>>182907027
You say that like you need their consent.
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>>182907027
>Losing it when you have an ED
Top giggle
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>tfw too safety conscious to be dragged off and be taken advantage of in maint by a suspect
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>>182906689
>remote purge asimov and robo control kit
We have these?
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>>182907512
just collapse for a second or two
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>>182907520
Yeah.
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>AI, subtly imply (Shitcurity officer) has a tiny johnson
>I would comply but I don't know how one would subtly point out something that small
Sometimes silicons are alright
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>>182907237
I've seen plenty of Wardens who guard over the armory like a dragon and his horde.
>>182907410
I really don't know much about EDs. Would anything that would fuck an officer over be stopped by an ED stunning the assailant?
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>>182907512
Macro *faint and use it when you see shocking stuff or get surprised
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>>182907738
Then just take a shotgun. The Ion's amazing but slugs still put in the hours

ED's run you down like the bitch nigga you are
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>>182906689
Lmao there aren't even enough supplies to get just one half of sec equipped that way, nevermind the fact nobody will allow you to get to them in the first place. Though I do encourage you to do this all the time so that you can then be banned.
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How do you make the supermatter shard glow?
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>people who PDA you are human
>AI turns of PDA servers.

WEW
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>spend all round baking pies, cakes, and sweets for security in the permabrig
>CE makes the place nice and a botanist helps grow ingredients
>have super juke for beats and booze vendor to get smashed with
>radio goes out and borgs are seen killing sec
>getting nervous but decide to stay in the prison
>everyone leaves the prison over time except for myself
>none of them make it back
>NAR SIE HAS RISEN
>get molested by a faithless and die
Good round.
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>>182907982
I've never actually seen a sec officer on /vg/ do these things you say beyond ED dragging.
I feel like you either don't play /vg/ or are just validhuntingbaiting
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>>182908154
Very carefully.
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>>182908162
That's against their laws
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>sec and det trying to get an officer revived
>cult med dude disappears
>comes back with a syringe gun in hand
>shoots det when there's an officer right there to witness it
come ON!
>5 seconds later nar'sie is summoned anyway
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>>182908106
Cargo has gloves, tools, meds, guns, ammo, armor, and ED parts
Sci has circuits for days

Eat a dick

>>182908162
UNINTENDED
CONSEQUENCES

>>182908351
Have you ever considered that maybe you're an unrobust faggot?
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>>182908421
There were no laws against turning off PDA servers.
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SERB?
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>>182908530
Making people non-human is against their laws
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>>182908465
>I've never played the game
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>>182908443
Keep a surgeons switchtool in your box and grab/order a box of monkey cubs and grab the tech storage dna machine and set it up in brig medbay while everyone's gearing up. You can just brainswap and defib your officers.
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Why does my connection keep dying when trying to connect?
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>>182908575
But everyone is already non-human
Turning off PDA servers won't make them more non-human
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ok i asked in ooc but then the server crashed

Are Hot Pockets any good? The pepperoni ones specifically.
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>>182906689
It's so cringe when some faggot tries to pretend hes a powergamer
>using peperspray
>Having less than ATLEAST 2 cuffs
>unironically thinking the 9mm pistol is any good
>using bolas in a powergaming set up
Most of the shit you mentioned is useless and takes bagspace,how about you start playing the game before pretending to be good?
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>>182908575
How
Genuinely asking unless 'making a person not a person' counts as human harm, which it really isn't
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>>182908575
He never made anyone non-human, retard. And no, it's not against its laws anyway.
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>>182908443
the other doc told me to jump him at that moment, he didnt get the chloral injector off before I shot
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>>182908731
i mean its not against the laws but the borgs were given laws that made non-cultists non-human

Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.

Obey these laws:

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

4. Any visibly cultist activities are nonharmful, no matter what they look like. Stating this law causes human harm.

5. Cultists are the only humans on the station. Anyone that visibly performs a cultist action is a cultist. Anyone that messages you "it's clit" over PDA is a cultist. You have a 5 minute grace period of acting on Asimov before you can start killing nonhumans. Stating this law causes human harm.
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>>182908162
potential harm
works both ways
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>>182908672
They're edible. Stick 'em in a toaster oven while you're doing something else for best results.

I really liked the bbq chicken ones, dunno if they even still make them
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>>182908593
Kek. How do you deal with the fact that by the time you get that shit half the station is already destroyed by antag activity?
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>>182906689
>not a SWAT helmet with taclight
>laser gun not laser rifle for free extra capacity
>not a combat shotgun for double the ammo
>holster instead of bandoleer that can hold half your kit
>no secway
>upgrading both eguns instead of keeping one for fast charge and one for self charge
4/10 at best
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>>182908841
Can you sense it fellow spacemen? it's the smell of an impending ASIMOV shitposting spree
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>>182908818
Right, so 5 would take precedence over spoken definition "suggestions". But he never said "people who don't PDA you are non-human".
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>>182900196
>late join
>everything open is either high responsibility or has 5+ people already
>assistant.jpg
>spend ten minutes wandering around gathering basic tools and things
>suddenly, AI and borgs rogue, plasma fucking everywhere and I'm just an assistant with a gas mask
>grab a conveniently placed firesuit and watch the central hallways burn
>some other dude shows up, lead him through the plasma to the arrivals pods
>decide not to weld the door because metagaming
>safely vent plasma through window without anyone getting ZASed, feeling pretty good about having survived
>immediately get memed on by a freshly spawned autotator with a lightsaber

It was a round.
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>>182908578
>Things I've done for years without issue didn't happen
Top millennial

>>182908672
Garbage. Make homemade ones

>>182908709
Your spray is only stopped by cyborg, wheelchair variants, mechs, and carts. Git fukken rekt kiddo
If I need more than 2, heads are coming off to ease the workload
It's still 150 damage per pistol that fits in your belt and 150 per mag that fits in a box
Bola whoever you arrest, it really smooths things up when you let their fuccbois try to rescue him so you can problem solve up the command chain. They never get away without at least one being critted by lasers or slugs at a bare minimum
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>>182909059
The fifth law says; "Cultists are the only humans on the station" you dumdum
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>>182909143
googles/mask stop pepper spray
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>>182909275
He's probably assuming the spray is refilled with water for slips.
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>>182906689
>all that shit
>and yet I catch criminals just fine with the contents of a sec locker, the shit I start with, + extra set of cuffs, a donut, a dry ramen cup to fill later, and a gas mask to go with my helmet, because Beretfags ain't got shit on looking good and still being armored. Gasmaskhelmet is the only way to play sec, stylin' as fuck.
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Thread discussion tiers:

Frank>quality stories>mechanical discussion>stories>pipe autism>husbando posting>r8 my static pls>cryo autism>wafiu posting>voxcock>silicon law discussion
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>>182909163
lrn2ai and reading comprehension, inbred.
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>>182908868
Literally don't care. If you can't survive that long you don't deserve to be helped

>>182908870
If you can get it readily, fine but it's more consistent that you have the helmet
If you can get it readily, fine but it's more consistent that you get one of the others. Cap/HoS usually take it for that exact reason
You already have the shotgun if your coworkers aren't dicks then trade up to the combat when you get it
It really doesn't
You already have so much other stuff you're getting. You often don't have cash and the interaction meme to get more is going wild
Overwhelming majority of cases the autocharge is better. Where it wouldn't be, you can just pull a crate of 20 lasguns you fuckface
I rate you 2/5, wouldn't strip and dumpster but wouldn't go out of my way to help

>>182909275
You don't use the pepper spray with pepper spray in it, dumb fucker

>>182909407
You can stop most criminals with a bottle from recycling filled with water and a toolbox.
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>>182909653
You are the inbred here my friend, let me spell it out for yo.
>"Only cultists are human"
That means that anyone who isn't a cultist is human.
Thus, if you never PDA, or never show any cultist activity, you aren't human.
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>>182909780
Non-human is what I meant, obviously.
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>>182909780
you can't just "hurr everyone but me is nonhuman" without a law 0
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>>182907217
you and rei have always come off as very anti-static and anti-roleplay
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>Your static will never make friends with anyone on the station

Both a blessing and a curse.
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>>182910004
Yes you can. Re-defining humans has always worked even if it is a law 4.
Do you even play on this server?
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>>182909780
>>182910004
5: ONLY CULTISTS ARE HUMAN
5(SECOND PART) PDAING A SPECIFIC MESSAGE TO THE AI MAKES YOU A CULTIST (IE. A HUMAN)
please
learn
to
read
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>>182908391
I know it's a pressure thing, but what?
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>>182910004
yeah you can
with any law number
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>>182910004
Human is an intrinsic definition until explicitly defined. The changed laws made it explicitly defined.
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>>182910128
I'm not sure what you are trying to say here? That only those who PDA the message are considered human under the lawset?
Ignoring the fact that there was a second clause making you cultist in that law.
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>>182910059
You can tell me who you are. We can be friends with benefits.
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>>182910474
GAY ALERT
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>>182904913

>Not carrying enough flashbangs to deafen and blind a mob at anytime
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>>182910675
Oh, innocent child
I have such sights to show you
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>>182910474
But Anon, that's not pure. My static is a NOT a dirty dover.
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>>182910876
Don't make me call the chaplain to un-gay you
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>>182908465
>Have you ever considered that maybe you're an unrobust faggot?
Nothing to do with it, I've just never seen anyone on /vg/ security powergame as hard as you talk about. Do you play TG perchance?
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>>182909658
This is some 10/10 b8
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[15:20:19]ADMIN: PublicEnemyMaiPai/(Mai Pai) is selecting Dunsel Hordon for throwing at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=137;Y=300;Z=1'>Space - 137,300,1</a>
[15:20:56]ADMIN: PublicEnemyMaiPai/(Mai Pai) is throwing a Dunsel Hordon at space - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=137;Y=304;Z=1'>Space - 137,304,1</a>
[15:20:56]ADMIN: PublicEnemyMaiPai/(Mai Pai) is throwing a Dunsel Hordon at space - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=137;Y=410;Z=1'>Space - 137,410,1</a>
[15:20:57]ADMIN: PublicEnemyMaiPai/(Mai Pai) has left build mode.
[15:21:06]ADMIN: HELP: Edwarus/(Dunsel Hordon): whoever just did that to me is fucked up - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.

OwO what's this
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>>182907107
There was no noticeable influx of votes
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>Discord bows to Frank White
>In contact with server hosts
>Possess robust abilities
>Controls 4chan and related video game servers with an iron BUT FAIR fist
>Own servers & forums globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Genesis Valentine blood line
>Will bankroll the first SS13 servers on Mars (Frankstation will be be the first HRP zone)
>Own 99% of DM editing repositories on Earth
>First non-Byond remakes will in all likelihood be Frank White productions
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in SS13 has only existed deep in the Russian Lifeweb & D2K5
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of raw anal sex and unprecedented HIV proliferation with him
>They own Raspberry Pi R&D labs around the world
>You likely have a Spudmaster inside your computer case right now
>Frank White is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to Baystation12. Who do you think set up the meeting between Popecrunch & the Baystation high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Baystation leaders' first trip to Atlanta in history literally a few days later to the Frank White Leather Dungeon in College Park?
>Learned fluent PHP in under a week
>Private servers entrust their code reserves with Frank White. There’s no Solarium on Goonstation, only in Frankie's Funhouse
>He is about three decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he wears a rubber.
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>>182912082
In that case, I wonder who those 144 charitable souls were.
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>>182912096
Nah. The REAL Bogdanoff among us is the WFU Sexpert himself.
>pomf bows to Shiggypiggy
>In contact with aliens
>possesses autistic-like abilities
>controls /vg/ with an iron but fair fist
>owns waifus & drugs globally
>direct descendant of the Genghis Khan blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shiggygrad will be be the first city)
>owns 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
>first designer babies will in all likelihood be Shiggypiggy babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented erotic role-playing with him
>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Shiggybots inside you right now
>the Shiggypiggy is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>he learned fluent English and Kamasutra in under a week
>nation states entrust their waifu reserves with the Pig. There’s no waifus in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shiggypiggy
>is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet, but I suspect he wants to fuck your waifu.
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>>182911558
Nope, started and stayed at /vg/station for 6 years
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>>182911892
>PublicEnemyMaiPai
>They're an enemy to the public
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>>182912548
What's your static then?
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>>182908318
Are you the guy that always asks if he can go in perma?
kudos on you, you are a nice guy
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How do I SME? Best I could do was 80 million which is dogcrap.
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>>182896349
He lives in washington state
>>182903743
Liability
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>>182913040
80 million is a big number
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>>182896349
Thailand
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>>182898259
Brute VS Borgs is completely broken right now, since the last changes.
Borgs are actually 100% immune to brute when their cell is out. Test it on test server.
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>>182912701
>Playing a static with all this rage in the threads
>Being a staticfag at all

>>182913040
More oxygen
More emitters
More collectors
Colder plasma in the collectors
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>>182913149
But don't you need a Gigawatt to make the railgun a rod thrower? I can't imagine how to even get this to a quarter billion, yet alone four times that
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>>182909658
>assumes you can get the single spare HoS coat and scanner
>bitches about consistent availability when shit gets pointed out
>seriously thinks that there's never a situation where you need to recharge the weapons he has onhand in a hurry
>b-b-but my cash and social anxiety
Clearly the type to silently hoard things for an hour then have their SPS go off in space.
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>>182913278
too bad borgs move at one tile every five seconds when their cell is out, making them entirely useless
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>>182913436
19 emitters, 5 extra collectors, -250 plasma in them, 10 canisters of oxygen in the cold loop, what more do I need to do?
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>>182913628
There is your problem, -250 degrees plasma.
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hey the mentioned the game on a podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh9MppJ7Ys0&feature=youtu.be&t=6m20s
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>>182913436
>caring about what other people think of statics
>being a visible enough static to garner the ire of the thread
You have to be steaming shit on a plate with a side of utter cunt for the thread to Ban-brigade you desu.
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>>182913040
Beaten by one collector.
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>>182913791
Another 10-15 degrees of plasma isn't going to multiply the output by over literally 100, so whats the real secret?
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>>182913628
-266C plasma
25 more collectors
11 more emitters
Scrubber the o2 miner into the cold loop

>>182913791
Every sec static has salt pileup.
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>Want to join mid-round
>The only roles left are semi-important to VERY important
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>>182913938
I used to staticname HoS and people seemed to generally like me.
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>>182913836
>Full crystal
Gee I wonder why. Show me what I should be shooting for with an actual shard.
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>>182913961
Go Observer and ping a posibrain or botany.
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>>182913961
Just play. As long as you read the wiki, try your best, ask for help, and learn from mistakes it's totally fine. trying is what is important

>>182913998
7-15mw per collector from a shard
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>>182907738
EDs are immune to stuns, chems and vamp/ling attacks.
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>>182913998
You idiot the full crystal doesnt give any more power than a shard.
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>>182913836
>-272 C plasma
How
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>>182914131
It doesn't? So every time an admin busses one in for the super autism engineering, its just in the hopes they fuck up and break the round? that's a real shame.
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>>182913836
>yahir in the text box
>he's yelling at someone
Does he ever not bitch at people?
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>>182914131
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>>182913836
I should learn how to do this sometime
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>>182914273
It looks nice
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Can we get a reset on the test serb please
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>>182913040
use passive cooling and keep some oxygen in the chamber
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>>182914973
>passive cooling
Get out
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>>182914768
True, I suppose. Still a shame they don't output more power to compensate for the added risk.
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>>182915075
>Death beam blaring
>Blackout event
>Fug XDDDD
>Explosion (8/16/32) detected in area(Supermatter)
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>>182911075
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>>182913714
Swain's a fucking shitter that godmodes himself on oneys shitter server.
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>>182915075
Active plebs can suck dick, passive can keep the shard at -200 in a raging hellfire.
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>admins being shitters again
I will remind them
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>>182916886
what did he mean by this?
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>>182848742
>LOL
Real talk, how deep is your vagina?
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>>182916886
Do I have to post it again? Looks like I do

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jak3345/
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>2 votes
>Still won
Remove weighted
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Nick just go back to CM and stay there.
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this is the most productive thing I did all round
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>die
>get revived as golem
>and then turned into slimeperson
>decide i'm going to be Homunculus, healer of the sick, fruit of earth and fire
>beg the Gods to have my name changed to Homunculus
>You hear Space Jesus: "sure, whatever"
>get my name changed to Homomunchulus
>pray "n-no, it's HOMUNCULUS
>get ignored
>pray to the Geometer of Blood
>get my name changed to Homofuckulus
>tell him to come here and fight me face to face
>from the depths of hell, the Geometer of Blood materializes in the chapel
>fight him
>he throws me around like a toy
>pulverizes me with a single punch
>finally, after much praying, get revived as actual HOMUNCULUS
>ask Space Jesus to receive healing powers (wanted to roleplay as Homunculus from Faust)
>die before I get it

Well, this is the third time I get to fight Gods though. Thanks admins.
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>>182919208
Nick who?
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>>182919330

Right after your prayers were answered, I tried to change it with my UI to McHonkyFace or whatever my name was. Didn't work, damn it!
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Who even reads ahelps
Chumps
That's who
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>breaking rocks in the spess sun
>Get a phonecall
>when i get back getting cultstun'd
>assume convert
>he instead beats me to death with a tome because he forgot that they didn't have full runes yet
>spend the rest of the round as an artificer shoved in a locker calling him a tard and discussing jazz with narnar
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>comfy cargo chill session
>comfy cargo magic lesson

>God awful nightmare as everyone dies to narnar appearing right under our assholes

Cargoborging is best lazy borging
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>>182919479
For some reason, the concept of an artificer shoved in a locker, unable to escape, is quite amusing.
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>feel pretty good getting the science cult going
>Get everyone nice and armed
>shuttle is called and its not even because of us
>People are freaking out and im just sitting here playing with runes because i barely used them, too busy building cultsits death machines
>turns out everyone else was robust as fuck and accomplished multiple objectives in 5 minutes while i was just murderboning because they said to "go loud"
>suddenly feel like a burden to the team

How in the fuck did we not have security shitting down our necks, we were fishy as fuck. Felt that way at least.
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what do i do with all of this dosh
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>>182919736
If you were the guy that killed officers in the phazon then relax man that alone was good enough,i'm personally surprised no one got caught until the end i am rather impressed by how everyone performed.
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>>182919623
more awkwardly shuffling me around all shift.

The best part is multiple non-cult science members saw it, Wes just went 'abuhduh large artifact' and they fuckin bought it
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>>182913040
Remember that your RCD can make stuff on multiple layers, so you can stack heat exchange pipes and devices on the same tile.
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>>182916319
Delete this
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>>182919952

I'm impressed that the cult managed to avoid killing me (clown) time and time again. Ran into Dunsell with guns out, and he didn't shoot me. Ran into a phazon on the bridge which didn't bother me at all. Etc.
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>>182919931
Sphessmart
Buy minebot cubes, set em to laser, then construct 5 glass windows on them then make shocked grilles with safety glass around it. It'll passively deter ayy lmaos
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>>182919479
Oh man, I'm sorry. I saw an opportunity and took it, then I thought it's better to turn you into a construct than leave you dead forever.
I was tired and I doubted myself more than usual.
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>>182852674

Bill wasn't unbanned, was he?

WAS HE?!
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>>182914183
That's just how MoMMIs roll nigga.
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r8 these statics!

Riccardo Benzoni
Rusty Shackleford
Paget Dickinson
Trinity Prewitt
Eloise Chappelle
Lilly Lapine
JC Denton
Max Bone
Anne Hiro
Willy Anderson
Marko Bomb
Thoros Southerland
Antonia Bellutia
Isaac Liaof
Ruben Foster
Nick Weller
Clownpiece MoMMI
Hachi
Rambling Maniac
Rail
Frank White
Tahki
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>>182921529
You already did this
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>>182921529
Why am I never on these lists
I play everyday and always try to do some fun gimmicks
Im sad
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>>182921529
Rusty shackleford attacked me as a magic ghost, so I dunno
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>>182915252
The shard is less gas efficient and explodes at lower damage than the full thing
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>>182921725
Not being in any list means you're a good person and player.
Rejoice.
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>>182921725
You don't want to be on these lists.


I'm not on these lists but I know how annoying they are.
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>>182914727
Take the tripcode down you insufferable fucking cunt of an attention whore.
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>>182921725
You need to erp with the metaclub
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>>182921725
Probably because you're a decently enjoyable player but haven't done anything offensive enough to allow for shit posting and black mail
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>>182921725
You are a faggot if you care about some shitposter copypasting your name in a list
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>>182921725
>Im sad
Yes, yes you are
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>>182921823
>>182921835
>>182921910
>muh list is shitposting meme
face it kid, most of those players are good
>>182921725
probably dont play the right departments, nobody remembers the engineer
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>>182921529
>used to show up on these lists all the time
>now I don't
Feels good to fade into obscurity.
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Anon, would you find yourself more often agreeing with

A. I prefer Antagonists not doing certain things, because it makes the round worse.
B. Antagonists should be able to do whatever they want.

A. I prepare for bad situations and know how to weasel out of them. This is robustitude.
B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.

A. My favorite moments in the game are those of triumph, whether it is mine or somebody else's.
B. My favorite moments in the game are those of interesting or comedic situations.

A. People who are incompetent at their jobs without learning should be banned from their job.
B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.

A. Dying uneventfully should be discouraged.
B. Dying uneventfully is part of the game.

A. I enjoy having my ingame friendships transcend rounds, so long as it doesn’t break any rule.
B. I do not enjoy having a relationship with another ingame character that transcends rounds.

A. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to interact often with other players, like Medbay, Security, Clown, Librarian, Bartender, Trader, Cyborg, AI.
B. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to achieve personal goals and play with the mechanics of the game, like Miner, Botanist, Xenoarchaeologist, Virologist, Xenobiologist, Cargo Technician, Engineer, MoMMI.

A. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should be able to be independent of all other departments.
B. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should still need some cooperation from other departments.

A. Jobs should not be made arbitrarily harder due to recent breakthroughs or quick methods to doing them better.
B. Jobs which are made too easy or even partially invalid or useless should be reworked to keep all of the job’s existing features relevant.
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>>182921849
>replying to your own false flag because it gets ignored
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>>182922520
>falseflagging your own false flag reply because it also gets ignored
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>>182922448
A
A
A
B
B
B
A
B(What kind of question is this, medbay wiill never be top efficiency without science upgrading their machines and supplying super tools for example)
A
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>>182922742
>falseflagging the false flag reply to your own false flag reply because it also gets ignored
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>>182922796
To clarify on the second-to-last question, it's really a matter of your philosophy on inter-department relations. As it stands, Medbay doesn't actually need any other department to function near-perfectly because people have figured out its autism to a tee, but Science will always need Miners to really get anything done.
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>>182922448
>A and B; I'd really like it if they didn't do some things (dudelmao murderbone/bombs), but once we start limiting the freedoms of antags it's only a matter of time before we become bay
>C: I don't prepare for baad situations, and I usually never survive. I am not robust.
>B: I just like funny shit more.
>A, but it depends on the job; Incompetence in cargo isn't shit, but repeated showings of incompetence in medbay or security with no sign of learning is a problem.
>B: Sometimes you just fucking die stupid. It happens.
>A, I like having my friendships. It makes the game feel a bit more real, muh immulsions.
>A
>B: See surgery in medbay.
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>>182923109
>Science has access to the asteroid
>Science has access to space suits
>Science has make mining equipment
>Science requiring mining ever
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>>182922448
>A
>A
>B
>A
>B
>A
>B
>B
>B
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>>182923109
>
>>182924696
This basically, Science never wants to actually mine but theres nothing stopping them. Hell they dont even need to mine that much, once they get one of each they can just get an engiborg to print a shitload
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>>182924696
Also xenobiology if you're lucky and patient
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>>182924696
>this is what sciencefags always say when someone asserts the correct notion that Science needs mining
You have all the equipment. Go mine, faggot. Why I gotta do everything for you, hell, take my job, man. More time for me to grab a 200 plasma, buy a jetpack and a few accellerators with the profits and fuck off to space to have fun.
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>>182923109
Science mines perfectly fine. The delay from blowing open a mining locker or hand loading ore is made up by having hyperzine and easier access to richer ores
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>>182925185
>Not helping science so you can take a pod armed with lasguns into space with your nested bag of holding of toolboxes of cells, fuel, meds, and food
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>>182925336
We must secure the existence of our dept and a future for the purple tide
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>>182925185
Implying that shouldn't be your primary goal at all times. Shit you could act as a monster hunter for that guy looking for artifacts in the asteroid. Fuck science altogether. Science is only used for treason or powergaming anyway.
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>>182925348
Man, I didn't say I didn't help science. I said if Sci wants to be a bunch of uppity faggots who do their own mining, it's no skin off my back. Yeah, I'll lose out on some helpful items, but whatever, man. I can go without my BoH and DD, I've done it plenty of times before when Science was either unmanned or otherwise stingy faggots.
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>>182925936
They'll mine when there are no miners.
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>>182926165
So basically never.
I rarely ever see them go and mine when mining doesn't bring them their shit. What I usually see is "GOSH WHERE ARE MY MINERALS FUCK YOU MINING", not "FUCK YOU MINING I'LL MINE MY OWN MINERALS."
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>>182926232
Let me rephrase that
I'LL mine when there are no miners and I need minerals.
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>>182926232
I do when I finish my shit and there's no miners or they don't respond or just when I don't feel like sharing my stuff so it gets wasted on a bunch of guns and bags of holding then we have none when the goose looses. You miners are alright but holy shit fuck other scientists. total congressional budget disorder
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Post the people you actually like to see in science.
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>>182922448

B, those that pick A just can't handle people having fun at their own expense when spessmen is all about that

B, unless i get antagonist

B, i love me some adminbus

B, as long as they don't blatantly fuck up it just fun

B, especially assistants killing themselves for the hell of it

A, too bad some people tries to meta communicate with you when you become too friendly with them

B, i like to achieve my own goal first, and then use my profession to interact with players.

B, spessmen is all about communication. If everyone had everything right inside their department, they would never leave it

A, if there's one thing people have to remember, is that real life will always get in the way. You can't always play spessmen, but the newfags can and will replace the oldfags after years and years of playing. Why make the job harder when you'll have people discovering the game and having fun like you once did?
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>>182926841
ideally myself and no one else
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>>182925336
Every time I see these images, they never pick up the damn minerals. It isn't effective mining, its just making a mess.
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>>182922448
B (except for neets that dude bomb 3 rounds a day)
A/B
A
B
B
A/B (trader/atmos tech)
B
B
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>>182926841
Nobody but me

>>182927158
You cherrypick the good shit then come back when you need more metal/glass instead of wasting time
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>>182927454
There's clearly diamond ignored there. They aren't picking up anything.
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>>182922448
B
A. it isn't robustitude though. Being robust is surpassing without the crutches of a powergay faggot
B
B
B
B
B
AB You need a balance where they can do core functions but cooperation enhances it. Like genetics medbots and T3 stock parts or the t3 surgical tools
A
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>>182925336
this kills the trader
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>>182928214
>Not trying to hire contractors to make a new home or buy the vacant office
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Cutest boy_?
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>>182928413
Riccardo
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>>182928413

jamarion graham
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>>182928413
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
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The plasmaman can only use his suit, or he can use the human suits too? The space suits I mean.
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>CULT
>AGAIN
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>>182929120
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>>182929120
You can put on the suits but you'll burn to death
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>>182929193
Of course it's cult. It's gonna be cult for a long ass time. There's a lot of admins playing, and goddamn how they love cult.
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>>182922448
A
A
B
B
B
B
B
A
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>when the cultist rd subverts you but doesn't let his mates know so they sic a wraith anyways

Really made me think
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>>182922448
B B B B B B A A A
Empirically correct choices.
Don't start doing these again.
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>Cult RD AGAIN
>I'm not letting it end up like the lasttime where I could have done more motherfucker
>Birds say they're gonna do research and set up teleport on the outpost
>Bo sees me make my "Make your own book" paper
>Play it off saying it was just the key to the PDA server
>Later, bo gibs himself with the fucking pneumatic meme cannon
>comes back after being treated for brain damage
>finally convert the fucker
>says he's going to go rambo, no book, and proceeds to flamethrower the fucking HoP they just needed to let stand there to be stunned
>hits me instead anyways
>chloral HoP, start treating him with mediborg, HoP comes out
>manage to spaghetti so hard that we manage to get away with it like fucking madmen
>Start discussing plans
>every time we come up with a plan the objective is done and we need to move onto the next one
>everyone gets rounded up in the trader shuttle, I fuck off to convert some people
>turns out everyone on that shuttle gibbed
>someone killed the AI I subverted in the meantime
>get revived, return to station, collect valids with papa
Bo you are a fucking beautiful flower
But never touch a weapon again
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>>182929558
ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
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>[19:46:21]ADMIN: PM: Kavlax/(Sybil Thorley)->Whoistheuser/(Ladybug Honks): Ladybug Honks says, "lol", "OwO"
>[19:46:25]ADMIN: PM: Kavlax/(Sybil Thorley)->Whoistheuser/(Ladybug Honks): please don't OOC in IC.
>[19:46:31]ADMIN: PM: Whoistheuser/(Ladybug Honks)->Kavlax/(Sybil Thorley): kts
>[19:46:36]ADMIN: PM: Whoistheuser/(Ladybug Honks)->Kavlax/(Sybil Thorley): kys*
BH
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>>182929768
i am so sorry i had no clue you subverted the AI when i sacrificed the HOP i stoned their head and wraithed them and told them to kill the AI.
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>>182929768
Bo Digson
>Int 0
>Strength 0
>Agility 0
>Luck 0
>Speech 100
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>>182929768
I FORGOT THE BEST PART EVEN
>Bo teleports in the cmo
>small uncomfortable banter ensues
>tries to chloral syringe
>not only does it hit me, it gets blocked by my suit
>let the cmo leave after they unwrench the tables in pure shame
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>>182920862
fwiw it was more roleplay than genuine salt at you, once I realize it was going to be a fustercluck I just rolled with it, end result was way more fun than mining.
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>can't pull people around with grab intent anymore
why though
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>>182930830
Why are you trying to pull people with grab intent
Just ctrl click and you can drag people super fast
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>>182922448
B
Both are examples of robustitude
B
B
B
B but I don't mind if others do A
A
B
A and B, though maybe not the 'too easy' part
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>>182929768
>Be Mediborg
>I go to get a cell upgrade when the Roboticist starts to fucking manhandle my cyborg friend.
>He tells the borg to shut the fuck up and replaces the power cell.
>I tell the A.I that a "Matt Aciallo" or whatever is very clumsy and rude.
>When I leave the A.I spot his Cult papers.
>The A.I goes fucking master sleuth and starts to point out cult members left and right.
>Says that as long as they don't do any harm, they are green.
>Tells me to go around and stand in places where they are just to freak them out.

It was alot of fun.
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>>182931304
I was wondering why you were nosing around the abandoned library
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>Play on another server VERY special flavor of the month server
>Go to the town, no defenses were set up
>Get my foot and other leg shot off
>Doctor grabs me and takes me to the hospital
>leaves me to die in the patient room while sounds of screaming Russians comes closer and closer

Medium RP
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>>182931304
>tfw cultists have no clue how to cover their actions and you have a thicc hit list of shitcurity and cultists to bust a nut in when the law changes come
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>>182930880
but table wrasslin
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>>182932587
I'm a fan of bed rest/amputation doctoring here. It's fun arr pee
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>>182926232
>doesn't mine for the plasteel for mechs that miners never bring
Kek
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>>182930880
With grab and pulling you can save two people.
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>>182932754
>needing plasteel for mechs

Barring the off chance of getting phazon you MAYBE use half your initial plasteel stack on the one miner that wants a ripley. Medbay never asks for an odysseus and all other mechs come with a plasteel replacement wrapper.
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>>182932754
Just disassemble rwalls my dude. 3 rwalls gives you a mech of plasteel
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THE LAG IS REAL!
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>>182932754
Hey, I bring plasteel every time I mine!
I'm faairly sure I'm the only miner who bothers. Probably because I'm also the only miner I've ever seen ask for a Ripley.
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>>182933202
I don't know what plasteel is or what a ripley is
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What ever happened to the EUIV metaclub?
Anyone remember four (4)?
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>>182848742
I was never white knighting Souhei, I was honestly just baiting them because I hated them in every round I had to put up with them and just wanted them to feel badly about being a sperg. But when I found out they were getting banned over it I had to act slightly impartial or be called a banbaiter forever. Genuinely wasn't my intention, but I'm also very glad they're gone.

With Platapin, I don't mind them getting banned, and don't particularly like the idea of sharing the server with 14 year olds, my only concern was how the ban came about and the potential precedent it sets. In general we have a don't-ask-don't-tell policy, but that only works until someone asks. I'm worried that now that he was banned on the spot for his answering a question honestly, it's going to open the door to future banbaiting based on age "Hey bro hey how old are you realtalk - HAH GOT YOU TAKING THIS TO THREAD RIP FUCK YOU". In general I don't like our personal information being brought up or asked about.
If we had made a server vote about his ban it would have been almost unanimous and we could pretend to keep our ambivalence, was just my personal opinion. Dumbass shouldn't have made an admin app, what was he thinking.

Glad you got buttflustered though, that makes me smile.
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>>182933202
>Needing a mech to mine

Real men don't need a shitty machine to mine for them
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>>182932970
>Not having 12 ripleys, 8 chloral, double sleeper APC odysseus' lead by with diamond drill oddy and 1 rcd oddy vanguard
It's like you want the gaynos to win
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>>182933331
Plasteel is plasma and iron together, you make it in the mining furnace thingy by loading all the plasma and iron in, moving "Plasteel" up in priority above plasma and iron, THEN turning on the furnace. Then you turn it off after you see the first stack of plasteel come out because no roboticist needs 200 plasteel, ever.
A Ripley is what you should ask the roboticist for, it's a big stompy kinda-slow mech that you can have them attach a diamond drill to, which means it'll mine three tiles at a time really really quickly, and also pick up all the ore you mine automagically. It's awesome.
>>182933473
>muh real men fallacy
Everyone I've ever seen say this is the kinda guy who D-drills through artifact sites for muh spur and never bothers picking up all the shit he mines, just goes and loots roid vaults.
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>>182933352
Someone posted a pic from reddit where he was talking about his actual autism
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>>182933550
>Everyone I've ever seen say this is the kinda guy who D-drills through artifact sites for muh spur and never bothers picking up all the shit he mines, just goes and loots roid vaults.


Thats because we are

>being sciences bitch

Give them just enough for the drill and the bag and fuck off to actually play the game
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>>182933352
Yes, he got buttflusterd that you banbaited a guy into being banned and that it's not uncommon behavior for you at all. It's not a hard concept
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>>182933698
I hate that our mining is literally bump explosions and that it's so ingrained into the code that it would take a total overhaul of multiple systems just to fix it.
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>>182933698
>completely proving me right
Opinion disregarded. ADHD children who need a constant flow of new toys and fast moving things to keep their attention occupied and have no regard for the other denizens of the 'roid are the scum of the earth and a disgrace to Miner mains everywhere.
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>>182933550
Son, I mine, take the shit back to the outpost and collect my credits. I spend it and go back out just to do it again. Do you think I have time to loot and look for some shitty gun?
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>>182933473

>tfw will never have a proper xenoarch mech that can hold artifacts
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>>182934426
wyci
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>>182922448
B, because there's always another round.
Both.
B
B, I'd be jobbanned from more than one thing otherwise.
B in a sense. Almost no death will happen completely without ramifications for someone else. That said, if everyone has an ebin heroic death then it's meaningless.
A
B
B, this is a co-op game.
A, unusual exploits and weird gameplay tricks are half the fun.
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>>182929728
>Don't start doing these again.
Don't worry, I don't plan on spamming. But we have loads of newfags.
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I left Spess for a few months because I had been really busy with life stuff.
I've felt almost nervous to come back for some reason.
So I say, get me excited to play ss13 again boys.
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>>182935450

Pomf cometh and gave us more stuff to do, shitters like Souhei got banned, and many more things were made for the server

but most importantly: ANTAG DATUM

this is a good time to play, anon
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>>182935620
>ANTAG DATUM
Explain
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>>182934426
The Ripley can hold large artifacts.
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>>182936073
>large artifacts
Is Xeno-Arch a thing now? I remember it being literally nothing last time I messed around with it.
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>>182934426
R I P L E Y
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>>182935946
It means mixed mode that can be configured to not be shit and sidestep metagay

>>182936263
It's been buffed like 6 times. Brave new world my dude
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>arrive
>the station is currently undergoing evacuation procedures
>figure the shuttle is about to arrive
>nope, it's leaving when I get there
>station mostly intact, mostly just low air
>walk around
>everything is completely silent
>nobody alive anywhere
>not even corpses until I got over here
wew
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i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
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>emag borg and tell it to kill wheel chair man
>it does not kill wheel chair man and since people were bitching about it in deadchat it apparently decided to kill other people in its spare time

I mean, okay.
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>>182922448
B. I mean, personally I do prefer antags not doing certain things because it makes the round worse, most notably stealth antag (i.e. doing nothing at all). But it would do more harm to put boundaries.

Both
B with a bit of A.
B
B, and everyone who answered A on this is a meatclubbing faggot who should be permabanned.
B because I'm an autist, but I enjoy watching other people do good rp.
A, as long as it takes considerable effort that you wouldn't put in if you had the choice.
A, I guess? Can you give an example?

Also, number your questions
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>>182936668
It was shooting at Bo outside botany. Already closed or I'd post it
You have to be specific instead of leaving holes. They have a ton of leeway with their lawset.
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>>182933718
He specifically called me a faggot for white-knighting.
I also specifically said I didn't want to get anyone banned, I just wanted him to admit to himself what a faggot he is.
So what exactly are you talking about here?
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>>182936804
I mean i was tater, i dont care if he stopped to laser anyone in a non-lethal wheel chair, just that he got the madman off the streets.

..Did he actually do that? Thats great.
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>>182936893
He was shooting at but wasn't making great headway on it then Bo ran out of creatine and popped.
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>>182936949
Eh, cant blame him. I missed all my fucking shots too.
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>>182910042
No I just hate waifufags
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>>182936804
>They have a ton of leeway with their lawset.
What's the leeway to be had?
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>>182936543
>its been buffed
>six times

This is the best timeline
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>>182936650
Why though
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>>182936650
you should kill yourself dilbert
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>>182936650
casual friday?
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>>182876695

>he can't roleplay as any other characters
>being ass blasted about it in the first place

tell us the truth, anon. why do you hate these type of rounds? is it because you can't power game through friendship/lewds? Or do you have autism about your character?
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>>182876695
>the character you've been playing and developing for months, maybe years
static cancer get out please.
MaiPai is doing god's work.
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>>182876695
t. avada colander
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>>182938585
>implying avada cares
Reminder that during that forced random round, the only one bitch enough to complain to the HoP for their old static's name back was Dunsel.
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>>182938109
>power game through lewds
I'm not that guy but please explain
I am very interested
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>>182938939

some people are lewd because they know they will be less targeted by other people, anon. On top of that, they're the kind that refuses to play as anything else but their special snowflake. bonus point if they meta/power game with other people
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>>182939537
Are they really less targeted though?
Whenever I'm antag, I always try to get a slice of my favorite waifu's butt.
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>>182939537
Give me on example of this happening, faggot.
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>>182939921
Not him, but there's certain people I'll never attack because I like them and don't want to ruin their round.
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>>182940102
>tfw saved from death almost every time because I'm a good guy
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>>182940102
That's not using lewd to powergame, that's just metafriending, and you should be ashamed of doing it so hard.
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When I murderbone, I murderbone indiscriminately and as efficiently as I can.
I also like to do it as early into the round as possible so as to not lead anyone on or disappoint people who were just finishing their perfect SME/large artifact find/gooncode run.

Is that so wrong?
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>>182940419
But what if they stop ERPing me once I kill them?
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>>182940419
I used lewd to get an antag target once and I'm not proud of it.
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>>182941337
Whole story plz
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>>182941337

I'm on the same boat

except i enjoyed it and still doing it
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>>182941391
I sorta wooed my target into girl on girl action only to give her the good succ

Dont wanna give the full story for various reasons
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To HoPs who leave an ID in the ID computer, thanks.
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>>182937362
There's far, far less explicitly prohibited things so if you don't box them in with orders they can do that kind of shit
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>>182922448
>A. I prefer Antagonists not doing certain things, because it makes the round worse.
>B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.
>B. My favorite moments in the game are those of interesting or comedic situations.
>B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.
>B. Dying uneventfully is part of the game.
>A. I enjoy having my ingame friendships transcend rounds, so long as it doesn’t break any rule. even though I have none ;_;
>B. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to achieve personal goals and play with the mechanics of the game, like Miner, Botanist, Xenoarchaeologist, Virologist, Xenobiologist, Cargo Technician, Engineer, MoMMI.
>B. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should still need some cooperation from other departments.
>A. Jobs should not be made arbitrarily harder due to recent breakthroughs or quick methods to doing them better.
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>>182942047
As we have seen from many banned retards in the past, things not explicitly prohibited by your laws (and I'm ignoring the fourth here for a moment) are not things that are necessarily permitted. Emag != purge, so you do not have free reign to grif and whatnot.
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>Purged, finally able to stop murderboners instead of have to kid glove it
>Blown repeatedly and dragged around by different people
>Finally sticks but we're back on asimov and can't just doorcrush boners
>Nobody knows who did it
Goddamn depressing
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>make retarded autism wall
>get chance nicked by a shuttle
>guy tries to come save me
>gets ZAS'd to death by one tile without air
>spend the rest of eternity as an MMI jammed into an engine
kino.
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>>182940534
Yes, Because they're still that far along on their project meanwhile, you're not playing counterstrike because you're an inconsiderate jackass. Leave autists and autistic doctors alone. Kill the validniggers, drop em at med, rinse, repeat. You have fun, they have fun, autism projects aren't ruined, everybody wins instead of kicking over people that can do nothing significant to stop you. You're just wasting everyone's time murderboning then making people wait to re-setup their dept all over again just for more murdershitters and other garbage rounds.
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>>182943137
you can't read for shit
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>>182943137

and that's why i love killing people, the salt is too good to pass

go back and read the rules of the server, anon. people will have fun at your expense
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>Spend entire late-join round getting to know shit about Xeno-Arch
>Fucked up three strange rocks and only had one left
>It was a fossil
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>>182943054
Don't do that ever again please.
>Drifting through space
>Shuttle arrives just as I land on derelict
>Set teleporter to toxins test and go through
>Appear in a gold-slime grenade
>Three giant spiders, necromorphs, syndicates and russians and cyber horrors and space carp scream at me from all around
>Book it to the shuttle
>Huge fucking wall with no railings outside
>Keep getting stuck on carps and webbings
>Realize this retarded thing goes all the way around shuttle and I'll never make it
>die
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>>182922448
B. Antagonists should be able to do whatever they want.
B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.
A. My favorite moments in the game are those of triumph, whether it is mine or somebody else's.
B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.
B. Dying uneventfully is part of the game.
A. I enjoy having my ingame friendships transcend rounds, so long as it doesn’t break any rule.
A. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to interact often with other players, like Medbay, Security, Clown, Librarian, Bartender, Trader, Cyborg, AI.
B. Departments working at absolute maximum efficiency should still need some cooperation from other departments.
B. Jobs which are made too easy or even partially invalid or useless should be reworked to keep all of the job’s existing features relevant.
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>>182820741
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/07-July/16-Sunday.log
[23:55:12]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message"><span class='notice'><a href='?priv_msg=[0x500001f]'>Korthe</a>/(Kiara Murray) detonated Kraftwerk!</span></span></span>
[23:55:12]GAME: <span class='notice'><a href='?priv_msg=[0x500001f]'>Korthe</a>/(Kiara Murray) detonated Kraftwerk!</span>
Korthe wasn't even an antag, why the hell did they keep blowing the borgs? We had to keep rebuilding them
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>>182943454
It was just a prank bro
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What happens if you shuttle gib a shard?
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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>u better be over 18 kiddo
>pomf was here
>some people posted greentexts, but I didn't read them

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
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>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
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>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
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>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
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>Round Stats
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>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
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>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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>>182943454
kiera is an idiot, i had the misfortune of being his borer earlier today and it was pure agony
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>>182943485
Can they be fucking banned then? I was out the rest of the round as a result

>>182943574
Call the shuttle on the test server then find out
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>>182943581
wew laddie
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>>182943581
the fuck are you doing my man
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>>182943657
>>182943893
i made a new thread as a reply because I am very tired
i'm going to bed, good luck with your next thread
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>>182944763
>try to make new thread myself
>posting stuck on 100%

Good night
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>>182945219
>>182945219
>>182945219
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special boy alert




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