WFAS>Deluge edition.(Looted) thread: >>182681565READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:Revealed at E3 2017:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUkL42p3Msshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMeqj8WG0a8Last blog:https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/News/174OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See PastebinPASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/cZ4jSufdM&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_WikiNOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV>Anon's mods and upstab guide:http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df>/mbg/ Steamgrouphttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevgNew Modules :>Dickplomacyhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/i6y5khh7w6u3t9y/Dickplomacy_220.127.116.11b.7z>Modded Hispania 1200http://www.mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z>Custom troop treeshttp://www.moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-version-2-beta>CTT for Dickplomacyhttps://www.mediafire.com/?8qbwrc98hqt8o9b>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
Who's ready for some neverposting?
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>Evil Genius 2 will be out before BannerlordI'm not sure what feel I'm feeling.
>>182898407>a RWBY fighing game will be out before bannerlord
>>182898240Something something caca! Now get the cross titus.
>>182898407TES6 may be announced before Bannerlord EA.
Reino de Valencia for the compadre that asked
>>182898473>>182897721Build the wall
>>182898240What about the 12TH mod?
>>182898284People with less than 1000 hours shouldn't be allowed to post on this general tbqhWould get rid of this cancerous shitposting pretty quick
>>182898621>Now get the cross titus.
>>182898473t. andalusi>>182898754carry on meu germà, català-aragonés hereDesperta ferro! Matem matem matem!>>182898763I wish, that way maybe we will be safe from the french/anglo monkeys and the jew masters of current Europe.
Give me a quick rundown on the current cool kids mods.
>>182901557same shit as 6 months ago
>>182901590What if ive been away for 7 months
>>182901734Nothing has changed. Nothing will change, never, never, ne
>>182901997Well thats comfy
>>182902189[sees purgatory, trapped in circus-like hellworld waiting forever]"good and comfy"
Wich mod is less buggy, Dickplomacy or Diplomacy 4.3+ from steam?
>>182902618neither are especially buggy
What programs do modders use to edit army sizes and bandit party sizes?
>>182902804they modify the module system
>>182902407My kind of place >>182902336 Well we are not in a hurry are we?
>>182903034>Well we are not in a hurry are we?AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
>>182902941Are you being a smart ass?
>>182902804morghus.now get out
>>182903123nothere's no special program for making mods, you use a text editor to modify the module system files.
>>182903210>now get out>I want this thread dead with no conversationsDumb fuck
rhodoks are white and based
>>182903503>I want this thread dead of retarded people who cant even google for 5 secondsthis is for gameplay posts, classic memes and bannerlord release dates.
>>182898240Have you heard of that dynasty warriors mod?
>>182903667whatever cancer, you can't stop anything, you can't even get laid.
>>182903758but I fucked your dad's vagina last night m8
>>182903527the age of Rhodok bullying is over. Now WE bully
>what did she mean by this
>>182904025I was hitting you in the head with my dick really hard when your mom was pregnant, that is why you have autism.
>>182904136Those never make any sense whatsoever, it just feels as if they're a series of strings thrown together
>>182904223Im 15 years older than you, so thats the other way arround kiddo ;-)
>>182904337You havent hit shit with your dick other than your hairy hands , but nice try
>>182904337Why are you pretending to be a grown up?
what does it take for someone to ask me to be a merc?I started with zero renown.
>>182904909my penis wenis
>>182904530>>182904532just hitting you right now. open the mouth like your father teach you fuccboi
>>182904909just keep asking for tasks from the lords of the faction you want to be hired by till eventually you'll be asked to sign on with them
>>182899258>AndalusiMight be castillian since my mothers family both last names are from spanified arab last names and apparently my family comes from libano like wtf I hate arabs but Im a decendent of them
>>182905943maybe your family was a christian one from libano who later one came to castilla dunno.I know for a fact that some branch of my family were with one crusader order
>>182905943>wtf I hate arabs but Im a decendent of themmore likely a descendent of islam-pracitsing spaniards
>>182905943>Islam invasions pushed into spain before our ancestors waged a holy crusade to push them back outYou a rape baby
>>182907350moor were white
>>182904909Think you need 100 renown but i might be wrong
>>182907507wow you convinced me
>>182906848>>182906859The thing is I know that my family came to Mexico during the 1800s from Libano since there was a big libanese and jewish immigration during that time and I know a few persons that also have libanese/jewish descendence but Im guessing they also passed from spain since the names are spanified from arabs words.>>182907463>>182907507Arabs are """"white""" not in the sense of Nordics or Aryans but like Mediterraneans since all of them are caucasoids. The inbreeding and living in the desert might have fucked them up nowadays but centuries ago they were not different from Europeans other than a darker skin color or religion>>182906996>Says the anime posterHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>182907727Representative of the average Rhodok's penis size
>>182907463>I might be a rape baby but at least I'm whiteUm sweetie, no
>>182907727Someone needs to redo it with the never coming game factions>>182907809Oh look, a swadian!>>182907848>shows a drawing of a portuguese manWow you sure showed him
>>182907848literally everyone in the world is a rape baby except maybe some polynesian tribes
>>182907980Also this, arent there germans with mongolic features due to the rapes of Berlin? Such an ironic fate for the superior race!
>>182907783nigga you got PURGED from spain for sure.also, are you trully white or no, thats what matter. and no, arabs are not white and meds who are not mixed are ("strange" enough even in Andalucia there is extremly low arab descendants. dunno if its the same at south Italy)
>>182907980>>182908387>what shitskins actually believepic attached is what being white actually looks like
>>182909436>0.6% Ashkenaziinto the oven abraham
>>182907931I was saying the average Rhodok's dick is as large as a country you fucking retard
>>182909436>anglojew and nordcuck>thinking he is not a rapebabylmao
>>182904136I feel like some of that might be a bug, but there's definitely no excuse for "has had some enquires about your activities".
>>182908706>nigga you got PURGED from spain for sure.Thats what I dont know, since they and many more left from libano but theres also the spanish part that Im sure itmixed but I dont know entirely when. And the migration was during the 1800s not in 1400s btw.>also, are you trully white or noI live in a coast city so Im midly tanned all the time but Im white and so are both parents sides. But I can see some "arab" characteristics like bushy eyebrows and brown hair/eyes on my moms side while my dads family is lighter skinned and has on its majority olive colored eyes (not me;_;)>arabs are not white and meds who are not mixed areThey are caucasic, so they arent blacks or chinks either. They are the same as whites in genotype but differ a little in fenotype.>>182909663Im saying you are a swadian that finally understood who are his masters!>>182909436Pic related
>>182909436This is a non-kosher general, Eugene Silverstein
>>182910119I think I can settle this>spanish>white
>>182910389o b s e s e d
>>182910389*blocks your path*
>>182896702>in combat, for some reason, the AI/controlling position of my infantry/archers/cavalry is being very clunky, slow and imprecise. its just this mod not being that good for that like others?anyone know about this? really bothering me and it really feels like Pendor is pretty mediocre on controlling and commanding your own units in battle
>>182911127The formations kinda suck, press u to break them and command like native
>women in a warpartythey do nothing but bitch
>>182911486meant to attach pic
Do you guys have an alternate link for Gekonewer? Mega has a bullshit limit for download
>>182911380I will try that thanks>>182911639>not Sarathere is your problem
>>182912086Yeah they introduced a limit after the upload, I dunno if we have a mirror, we did a month ago but if you use JDownloader it'll download it all without stopping
>>182912086the link to the mediafire is on the mega
>>182912207in which city did you find sarah
>>182912820I think thats random / different from each player. it was on some north town for me. also>saraHjews out
>>182913064>oh shit he knows
>>182912696Jdownloader download link is a mega :c>>182912761i can't download anything from mega until the 6 hours pass, the limit thing is bullshit
what is this elflover bullshit
>>182913404What's the difference between obliterated and destroyed?
>Want to join the empire of Nicaea and leave the shitty crusaders behind>But this will fuck my relationship with the Byzantines>And the Mongols also have war with Nicaea so my desire to have peace with the mongols wont be resolved>And even though they are a big empire (4 u) they might get fucked up againShould I join the Nicaeans and do a good for Europe or is it too late now?
>>182914784Idk, but I did both your mom last night
>>182914818Create the Despotate of Epirus and save Europe.
>>182914818You should just die in battle already, you've been complaining about joining a meme faction for like two weeks now
So i went and played other games for about 4 months. Checking in. Has the butterlord situation changed at all or are we still looking at a game maybe our grandchildren will play?
Yo, for some reason my openBRF isn't reading the textures, am i doing something wrong? i remember using it and it actually working once
what do you guys like to use your qualis gems on
>>182914818it's never too late to be on the right side of history
>>182915016Its not my fault the crusaders fucked me up real good and FUCK YOU THATS BETTER CONTENT TO POST THAN FUCKING SHITPOST HAHA OBESED HAAHAHAHAHAHHA CAOCAO XDDDD
>>182915023>our grandchildren will play bannerlord>maybesounds about right
>>182915023>maybe our grandchildrenoptimistic, aren't we?
>>182915286>hating cao caoYou deserve to die with your shitty meme state, cunt
>>182915436But I love caocaoposting, its just not even related to the game at all at this point, almost half the posts arent either
/twg/ visiting. Please stop the /pol/posting guys, we can't lose you like we did /gsg/.A true understander can appreciate both Moor and Reconquista campaigns.
>>182915659don't you have some fantasyshit to play pal
>>182915659Shut the fuck up /total shithammer general/ you're ruining this place
>>182915659/mbg/ is a national socialist thread.get out
"I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
>>182915725No, no, stop it! Fantasy and history and jihads and crusades and caocaoposting and dawizharrposting can all get along!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>>182915659WE HAVE A CENTRIST AROUND HERE HOW FUCKING LAME GO PLAY YOUR SHITTY GAME AND LET US SHITPOST OK?
>>182915659You're probably a nigger. Only niggers play fantasyshit. /s
>>182915659you think you can come here and tell us what to do?get out loser
>>182915659>goes to /twg/>tells other people about ityou deserve to be bullied to tears
>>182915659Fuck you man, this general doesn't want any dirty refugees from that shitshow, get out
>>182915659This is how it starts. You let people like this in, and they let in the heresy, and before you know it you are paying taxes to goat herders.
>>182915659mbg has been lost for a long time lad
>Thread goes slow for some moments>A retard says something retard>Instantly BTFO by several anonsHow beautiful.
>>182916475A slow /mbg/ is a happy /mbg/
>>182916475bullycide is the local law enforcement around here
inb4 some fag laughs at typos or obvious placeholders
>>182917291I WANT BANNERLORD FUCKING RIGHT NOW
>>182917291>feature creep 2: no end in sight
>>182917415shut up brainlet
>>182917415Its going to be a terrible game.All they had to do was make a fixed version of warband and spend a little more time fleshing out the world.Instead we will be buried in a bunch of new mechanics that will end up being more tedium than anything else in the long run once the newness has worn off, and a retarded world map full of gigantic farm animals.
>>182917591i dont think that will be what happens
>>182917526>release date: 2017
>>182917775do you have a single fact to back that up
serves you fags right for trusting a turk
>>182918097wow, thanks anon, I wouldn't have ever been able to figure that out
>>182918197your welcome. anything to help the quality of the posts in the thread. later i will call people out for redditposting but first i am going to have a quick fap because you thanked me
>>182918381you're welcome hot
>>182918381C-Can I cum too?
>>182918448after you swallow and if you've done all your chores you can use the dildo, yes
>>182918381Someone should redditpost on reddit so it can finally die Or maybe caocaoposting :^)
>>182918716Butter posting is still here, though, and reddit loves that meme
>>182918810I think that and banditposting are pretty memeable for everyone so of course they will also like it.
>>182918706thank you <3
TIL there's an "infinite supply of vaseline" achievement in PoPdammit
>>182919605>vaselineyou can fuck people in PoP?
>>182919605>TILYou have to go back
>>182919759let me guess, it's some reddit acronym?can we stop fucking talking about reddit goddamnit
reminder that every second spent playing PoP is a second spent as a virtual avatar in the autistic LOTR fan-fiction from the mind of a middle-aged sperg
>>182919956His age makes me uncomfortable
>>182919956>PooP is made by a boomertruly the worst generation
>>182920153Boomers fought in 'Nam man
>>182920153Gabby is an old man too, same with GSanderssomething about warband modding attracts 50 year old super autists
>>182920262this is good how?it makes them the first american generation to lose a war. at least korea was a stalemate.
>>182920530were boomers responsible for literally everything wrong in america?we could be drinking water of out kettles right now.
>>182920530I mean burning commie gooks is pretty cool in my book
>>182920153PoP is pretty fun tbqh. it's also much more polished than most other mods. only wish i could silence the autistic """""voice acting""""" in some of the lines that sound like 16 year olds with $5 mics.
>>182920991Quit trying to defend yourself on an anonymous image board
>>182920991you have to go back
>>182921247sorry, am i invading your super sekrit safe space?
>>182921298>>182921351Stop baiting you fucking faggot
DId Laius dickplomacy's creator die, have a austictic moment and erased everything or is he working in the mod?
>>182921012if you genocide the elves you cannot win the game.do you really want to play a game like that?
>>182921642>playing warband for the plotit's a lot more challenging and adds a bunch of cool factions and mechanics, does anyone really give a shit about the story?
>>182922016He didn't even mention the story
>>182921632that was just a reupload of dickplomacy, dickplomacyanon left like 6 months before I reuploaded it to moddb
>>182921632laius isnt the one who made dickplomacy dumb newfag
>>182922119then what did he mean by winning the game? warband is a sandbox where the only on paper way to "win" is to unite the whole map, which you can do in PoP. i haven't finished it yet but any other way to win added by PoP would be just fluff for the mod's sake, i.e. basically story. it's useless to even bring up winning the game when the main enjoyment is fighting and winning battles with a side of lore.
>>182922635If you actually had reading comprehension, you would realize he was complaining that the game was trying to force the story on you
>>182922635unless you are going to call some self-constructed conditions winning, you do need to do some other things in addition to uniting the whole map cf. >>182913404
>>182922983do you need all of those or just one?
I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.
>>182923135I need to figure out a good comeback against humungus posting
>>182922840>>182922983okay, i didn't know there were other requirements. that pisses me off slightly, especially cause my relationship with the noldor is at like -80.
>>182923301reminder to always reply politely to humungus posts
Still salty that in PoP Heroine Adventurers get marginally better stats than Hero, but gets a stupid crossbow instead of a bow.
>>182923319they can't hate youif they're dead>>182923579>muh stronk womynboomer levels: extreme
>>182923441>>182923301ThisHumungus posting is the wholesome content that /mbg/ needs
What if bannerlord ends up having paid mods?
Im posting Rudi Pantoja, the new age Humungs, The Hugh Mungus until I think of a counter against Humungusposting.
>>182924331>>182924347Get the fuck out of here, never return
>>182924331>paid modsis that a thing now
>>182924331Then you'll buy them.
>>182924331>implying bannerlord will ever be released
>>182923678It's true, look at the SAIC and proficiencies. Justified in that they have a longer upgrade tree.
Does anyone who plays 1257 know if bows got shat on or something? I kept reading about how gud the Masterwork Hunting Bow was (lol you can take down shields in 1 hit and 4 power draw with it) but I can't even break my companions shoddy wooden shield with it in a tournament and the only thing I have low is proficiency. Would that really be causing this much of an issue because from what I can tell proficiency doesn't increase ranged damage, only melee.Seriously I've shot tons of arrows at a shitty wooden shield and nothing happens
>>182928691>Seriously I've shot tons of arrows at a shitty wooden shield and nothing happens>1257call the exorcist
>>182928847I don't really know whether you're implying I should or shouldn't be able to break shields. If it's the latter then I'm reading some seriously outdated information off google seeing how old this mod is but I'd like to know before I waste more time on this character
>oh, you want to kill the elves?>they are immune to your weapons and teleport away more like prophesy of elf lovers
>>182928691unless you have high PD that isn't the case>from what I can tell proficiency doesn't increase ranged damage, only melee.wrong
>>182920530>lost>forced the north Vietnamese Government into a peace agreement (not a cease fire like in Korea)after decimating the NVA into uselessness>leave>few years later Republic of Vietnam and Peoples Republic of Vietnam can't stop being fucking shitters after you leave>war breaks out again>Republic of Vietnam eventually dies because US politically has it's hands tied>"hahah amerikeks BTFO lololol couldn't even kill farmer XDD"Really razzles the rasberries
WFAS is gay as heck
>>182930114The NVA wasn't decimated into uselessness, the Vietcong was though
where can I read about what PoP does? I haven't been able to access any cool non vanilla stuff like creating a knight order or anything
>>182930114> US politically has it's hands tiedboomers did it
>>182930328READ THE FUCKING LORE, YOU FUCKING USELESS NEWFAG, ALL OF IT
>>182930476Shut the hell up?
>>182930114I love how americans always go defensive bout the Vietnam war and cant accept that they did nothing but struggle to kill rice farmers in holes. Like wtf America you want to be world police but dont want the responsabilities of it?
>>182924331It wont matter to me since i only play native so i can be an honest virtuous rhodokian
>>182930526YOU STUPID FUCKING NEWFAG LURK MORE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>182930476>>182930625dude LotR is like ten thousand pagesjust give the guy the tl;dr>>182930570in his defense a shitload of rice farmers died
>>182930625I'm not a newfag dumbass
>>182930043Well I can't imagine why what I'm reading would specifically state the masterwork hunting bow is so good specifically because it has 0 PD requirement, up to 4 for max bonus, enough that it can 1 shot shields. What you're saying makes sense to me and is usually how I assume it works but if what I read is wrong then I need to pump a million strength in order to have a not-worthless bow in this mod
>>182930664Yeah right, fucking dumb newfag, that why you're asking such retarded questions?
>>182930664confirmed for new
>>182930114>stupid America sign "peace treaty">dumb GI go home>haha we fool you GI>Glorious People's Army of Vietnam conquers imperialist America puppet state
>>182930756>>182930775That wasn't me who asked the question idiots
>>182930857Shut up stupid newfag
>>182930943Whatever you say fartybutt.
>ask a question>someone flames>someone else sticks upyeesh this is messy. regret asking
>>182930857>furious backtracking at incredibly high speeds>>182931037this is not a blog faggot nobody cares about your feels >>>/tumblr/
>>182931136>furious backtrackingbut it wasn't me who asked the question dummy
>>182931291Sure it wasn't, fuck off
>>182931371Whatever you say dumbo.
>>182931371>>182931037the person who asked just typed this and you still think that? lmao die dumbshit
>>182931416>>182931440lmao fucking newfags
>>182931440He doesn't believe it, he's just pretending to be retarded at this point.
>>182919956>60 is now middle ageSounds like you're the one living in an LOTR fan fiction
I guys, I'm new he-
>>182932290I hope you're implying that it's older than middle age
How does one handle these 600+ armies?
>>182932331take that skirt off boy
>>182921012>when confronted with differing opinions, the PoP fag will start incoherently mumbling, "M-MUH POLISH," and begin the flailing of appendages.
>>182932290he won't become a senior citizen for another 5 years
>>182932353I think he's refering to how aragorn was 80 at the time of helms deep. which is middleaged for those of Numenorian blood (like the Dúnedain, which Aragorn is the Cheiften of )
>>182923319>-80If you're strong enough to get their relation that low, just fight them and capture a shitload of them and release them.>>182923579Their axe is trash as well
>>182932353Unless you know of people who regularly live to 120 fucking years old, then yes, I do mean older.
>>182933131i don't make the definitions up bub
>>182932778I wasn't going to explain the joke to him, but you are correct.
>>182933285That's dumb as fuck and you know it. 50 is the end of middle age, and for most people that's being generous.
>>182933438well listen buddy how about you make a phone call to the U.S. Census Bureau and take it up with them
>>182932685Don't even think about it unless you're willing to loose several dozen high tier troops. Or you can kite them into other parties for an easy kill. Second one should be common M&B knowledge by now. PoP is an okay mod, don't get bullied by shitposters.
>>182933518Fucking maybe I will. Somebody's got to hold them accountable for throwing around nonsense words and being careless with ridiculous definitions. It's fucking anarchy, who made them God, to label men like cattle?
>>182932665please make an image i can shitpost
Bully patrol here.I have heard reports of bullying occuring in this thread.If you have been bullied please reply to this post.Let's work together to build a safe and healthy community.
>>182935605Shut the fuck up you stupid attention whoring cunt, stop trying to get e-credits
>Decide to play poop for the first time>make character>start off with negative relation with the faction i want to fight forI-is this the power of lore?
>>182936220ALL OF IT
How is PoP so shit.1. can't interrupt pillaging of villages2. no choice to collect all items after battle3. feminist power fantasy companionsit is probably the worst mod i've ever played.
>>182936932It also resets the battle size in the options every time you make a new character.
>>182936932What's so feminist about wanting to be killed by hot girls?
>>182935260aaaaahahahahaha now that's what i'd call an absolutely F*cking epic meme post!!!!! Let me save that as well!!!!!>>182935692You ok dude? I don't know what they told you on /r/eddit but you don't actually have to be an edgy cunt just because you're on 4chan.
>>182942021This is weak bait, don't reply after this post
>>182941945>join the dev team and do it for real
I think there's some SNSD signer playing M&B on twitch right now 2.5k views.
>>182936932>>182941061I honestly don't mind the strong men with vaginas, and some of the music here is just so comfy. There's a couple of tracks that remind me of runescape.
>>182942370Did you draw this, anon?
>>182942421n-no i was only posting it for the rhodok authorities so they know someone is drawing propagandaim not a swadian i swear
>>182942505Good, because whenever we catch that filthy butterfuck we're going to castrate him
>(((rhodoks))) show up>thread diesSays it all
>>182944916this thread is best off ded 2bh
>>182944916>Swadcucks learn their superiors are in the thread>they stop shitposting
>>182944970>superiors>can't keep the thread aliveI think>>182944968is right
>its a rhodok episode
>factions without cavalry
What day did mount and blade 2 get released?
>>1829456252 days ago anon
*unsheathes pike and spins it around*heh........*points pike forward**rhodok army shoots like 1000 crossbow bolts at you*Thanks for the battle.... but I guess it's time for me too......*puts on sunglasses*Bolt!
>>182945692What is this trash?
>>182945778fiction and heresy
>>182945778too much complexity for brainlets to handle apparently
>>182945692Is there one for pendor?
>>182946190Pendor has the trees in an interface anyway.
>>182944916>(((rhodoks))) show up>swadia diesSays it all
>>182946783Rhodok don't show up, they get showed up on.
>After the Rhodoks won their independence, a Rhodok chieftain set himself up in Culmarr Castle, called himself "Count", and imposed a toll on the pass for the merchants to pay to get their velvet to the rest of Calradia. More chieftains followed his example, and set themselves up in castles overlooking mountain passes and imposed tolls. To control the counts, you need a king as well, and the Rhodoks turned into yet another monarchy
good night /mbg/
good morning /mbg/
Good afternoon /mbg/
G-guys I just got back from cranking my time machine to maximum future!never
I want to play Mount and Blade but I'm going to bed soon and don't want to play for only an hour
>>182919956He did make a fairly polsihed mod even though his taste in artstyle and storytelling is shit.
>>182951038*teleports behind you*Nothin' personnel, Chosen Undead.
>>182951557if comm can work then i can hope for a dominions mod for bannerlord i just can't hope for bannerlord
is 1257 a good mod?
>>182958317it requires autism to stick with a save but is very good
what a shitty cubicle
Is this the option I need to change?
>>182958954Come back when you've read everything. Nobody answer this man.
>>182959237noooooo please answerat least tell me where to read, it's not in https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=116424.0 or the pastebin, where do i look?
>>182959292Have you ever tried to install anything before? Is this your first time installing a mod? Anon, I'm not spoonfeeding you not because I am unsympathetic, but because I love you so much that I will let you suffer to become someone able to care for yourself.
Is Parabellum worth a try or is it boring like L'Aigle? That mod was such a huge fucking dissapointment I don't even know what I expected. Also does anyone have a link for Parabellum? Only found shady russian downloads.
>>182959990>Only found shady russian downloads.those are safe don't worry
Is there any way to disable the game's autosave so 1257 will load a bit faster every time I switch to world map?
>oh hey, a mount&blade thread on /v/>let me just browse for a while>50 posts later, people arguing that mount&blade has Skyrim combat>wishing it would have dark souls combat instead
>>182960896Can you be so kind as to link the thread? Are they seriously thinking that diverolling is a sensible way to dodge someone's swing?
>>182961295The Skyrim comparisons start >>>/v/384248334The Dark Souls stuff is from a past thread I saw last week, and it began with the same comments about Warband combat being floaty and non-engaging, because you can move and cancel attacks.I imagine if given enough time people will insist on the same conclusions, that slow and deliberate combat where you commit and can't cancel out of attacks is better than combat where you can bluff, faint or basically have gradual, fluid control over dodges and attacks. This has been the conclusion in threads about other games on /v/ too.
>>182961583If you see the floaty comment it's just a recurring retard who always show up to share his retardation with us about how being able to move and attack at the same time is somehow bad game design Just ignore him
>>182961583>warband combat being non-engagingWhat?Warband pvp combat between two really good players is some of the fastest and most intense shit with all the feinting.It's so simple, yet so brilliant and deep
>see ACOK got a new update>play it>first quest is to ransom a girl from bandits>easy enough>quest giver never gives me any gold in the first place and I barely have any money to recruit 1 guymod deleted
>>182969316it's GoT trash you shouldn't have installed it to begin with
>>182959292I was confused at first too. Didn't realize the mod required you to change something to make it work. Modder must be a real dick.check the mod folder under 'content options'
>>182961583That thread was basically just one anon being a "everything but dark souls combat is shit" guy. He doesn't speak for all of /v/.
>>182909919Reread the fucking lore. It's literally explained there.
>dickplomacy mod>none of the sword sisters want to fuck>Ymira is giving me the cold shoulder>Huscarl are gameWhy is this mod so gay?
>>182970580oh wowvery gayI was hoping it would be possible to have this in other mods which include diplomacy such as perisno
>>182971979because you are! JAJAJA!
Is A New Dawn any good? I like all the minor factions but a lot of units look ridiculously OP
>>182973386it's so bloated with shit, some people can't even past the main screen
>>182972552I didn't choose this life!seriously though, can your character be gay? Is there something based on your playstyle/starting choices/skills that makes your character be gay?
So I always get to this point where I'm around level 28 and all I want to do is level up more so I can increse leadership and go take a castle, but the exp cost is ridiculous. How do you get more experience at high levels to speed things up?
>>182976352You siege and fight lordsYou aren't actually suposed to lvl up quickly when you get to mid 20's
In 1257 do you automatically sell loot you didn't pick up?
Better him than me.
Is playing M&B with Voice Attack the next logical step?>don't have to go into menus for commands>just say Infantry charge, cavalry charge, archers fire and so on>get to feel cool as fuck saying orders to your men
>>182979369voice control is a literal gimmick that never works in every game it has been tried in
>>182979568Voice Attack works pretty well for it, it's way less messy than fiddling with the menu
>>182979568I really hope i have to speak in a thick turkish accent to get voiceshit to work desu senpai
>>182897629>still no bannerlord release date
>>182979568except it works in the console version of Warband which has voice commands
i need some salt for Curaw can i take some from this tread? the salt mines are too far i fear
>>182976526I just don't want to piss anyone off yet because all factions are still holding on to at least three towns. Wanted to pick up a castle from a faction that is on the brink of extinction.So is it better to get leadership up as fast as possible so it isn't such a grind at later levels? From the perspective of going it alone of course.
>>182980808waht even is curaw?sounds pretty gay.
>>182976393So it's just my lack of persuasion and that Nords like but sex?
>>182958726It was empty inside. There was nothing but a roach sitting behind his little desk.
>>182980808This must be one of those old meeemeees
Any other mods with good arabian aesthetics?
>>182981530delugepretty assets but garbage mod
>>182972552>JAJAJAJAFellow taco poster
>>182979568https://voiceattack.com/Has a delay of about a third of a second before it picks the command up, but I've never had trouble with accuracy and you can still steer your horse and fight while giving the commandsWay more convenient than going through the annoying f key menus
>>182976801>Tell companions to pick all loot and leave>Go to nearest town>Go to marketplace>Sell items automatically>???>ProfitRemember to also change the price limit of what they can sell.>>182981495Ive got a better question, any mod that dont make the towns and castles look like shit? 1257 has comfy well done villages but also has trash towns, castles are 50/50 good or bad but all cities and manors are horrible.
do you think an rx580 will be enough to run Bannerlord at ultra settings or do i need to get a gtx1070? or will i need a gtx 10070 when Bannerlord is released?
>>182983683modern consumer technology won't be advanced enough to run Bannerlord on max setting for at least another 10 years
>>182983683You might be better waiting for release and only then buy a new card.
>>182980878So I decided to act. Saw that the Vaegir were attacking Wercheg and waited until they were done taking it, then made my move. Attacked some weak army to give cause for war, then took their weakly garrisoned newly conquered town. Lost 20 GOOD MEN, but now the town is mine.Order of the Dragon shall conquer all.
it takes 70% of a current gen 4GHz quadcore CPU to compute the neural network of a single AI unit in Bannerlord. one piece of foliage on the battlefield requires 6GB of VRAM to render.
Lets take a closer look
>>182985837So we have :Uknown te StrangerUmgak the Steppefucker578Salahadin
>>182986024It's probably hand sanitizer you dumb nerd
>>182985328You're playing M&B already, may as well go all the way
>>182986343there's nothing autistic about m&b
>>182986260"""hand sanitizer"""who the fuck uses hand sanitizer. it's an office not a morgue.
>>182987851You faggots are ruining this place
>>182987851>autism: the game>not autistic
>>182988150pretty much everybody you dirty fuck
>>182987851>>182987851>there's nothing autistic about m&bwew this lad
>>182988150Civilized people, Pajeet
>>182988276>>182988328>being this afraid of bacteriaNo wonder our white race is dying out when most of it is made out of fucking pussies.
>>182988276>>182988328tits or gtfo
>>182988445>>182988475Why are americans so dirty
>>182988445>Our white race>>182910119See pic related
>>182988567>>182988579I'm a 2 meter tall, green eyed euro. Nice try though.
>>182988445>No wonder our white race is dying out when most of it is made out of fucking pussies.Oh yeah, you also sound like a baby boomer that hates fidget spinners and millenials for not going out to kill gook farmers.
>>182988693i'm sure you are fatty
>>182988785>If I call him a fatty, it will suddenly come true
FUCKING BANNERLOARDFUCKING W H E NHEN
the eurofags like to keep their hands soft for mohomedthe last time i saw a guy use hand lotion (high school) he was bullied for months
>>182988967I'm American and I constantly live in a state of fear of germs and put hand sanititzer on at least ten times a day, am I autistic?
>>182988693How obsesed of you to tell some random anonymous posters on the internet your physical characteristics, dont you think? ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))))))
>>182989167If you're actually doing something dirty then noIf you're putting some on for no reason yes
>>182988967This>>182989265Like yeah that hand sanitizer on that pic is too big but having a pocket hand sanitizer isnt insane, specially when you leave in a filthy thirld world country LIKE AMERICA HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING OBESED FAGGOTS!.
>>182989167things it is not acceptable to be afraid of:germswomeneurofagsthings it is acceptable to be afraid of:bearsartillery shellsbannerlord never actually getting released
>>182989604Of course americans dont care about germs because they are so used to brown water and rats in their fried fast food that parasites dont affect them since they became parasites themselves!>>182989661>40GBFuck I need to get a new disk drive...
>>182989661pffffft yeah fucking righti have better specs than that and i get lag spikes with battle size > 250
>>182989841>minimum requirements>battle size over default max
Is there a way to have adult content in Perisno? Pretty sure it includes the dickplo mod.
>>182989167No, you've just bought into the media terror. You're going to need lotion though, your shits' going to crack and burn, yo.t. Diesel mechanic who washes his hands about a million times a day
>>182988150>>182988445Using hand sanitizer when dealing with other people is perfectly fine provided it's alcohol based, and not antibacterial. Antibacterials should be used sparingly. though if you overuse sanitizers, your immune system will suffer. not to mention the alcohol based ones will damage your skin overtime, though this isn't a big deal unless you're just soaking your hands in it for an hour every day
>>182990003>Pretty sure it includes the dickplo mod.literally zero mods other than dickplomacy have dickplomacy
>>182989809There's literally an autist living in the US that just said he's deathly afraid of germs you dumb street shitter
>>182990003Newfags should be lynched if they post such retarded questions
>>182990319>you will never cuck fantasyshit kings
>>182990328Yeah he is probably a defective american, everyone knows americans are disgusting you Mart shatter!
I used to use keep hand sanitizer on my person when I was dating this girl i liked to finger a lot.it also feels pretty nice on your dick.i'm not sure what people would use it for in a turkish office, though. whatever they say don't believe them, they're turks so you know they're lying
>>182990747Sure you did bud, you don't have to pretend to be cool here, there's no one to impress
How do you disable the shit a mod has where it requires you to find the guildmaster first before you can access it from the town menusurely there must be some one option that changes this
>>182991127Stop playing shit mods.
>>182991127kek dumb newfag
>>182991127"cheatmenu" will let you access the GM instantly
>>182991127Are you seriously so lazy that you can't take 30 seconds to go into the town and find him?
>>182991863it's from regular diplomacyNative doesn't even let you meet the guild master from the menu after you've met him so it's an improvement with that in mind
>>182990297This anon knows what's up.Use them if you need them. Don't overdo it like a moron...is overdo one word?
>>182897629>WFAS>Deluge edition.Why do only massive faggots ever make the OP?
>>182992461Deluge is shit tho
Do we know if they're gonna be on gamescom yet?
>>182992625have they missed a gamescom in the past 3 years?
>>182992461believe me, its shit
>>182992625They'll be and they'll anounce the release date and start the close beta after the even, ginge told me
>>182992687They have literally nothing to show now.
>>182992461i bet you havent even really tried it
>>182993045we know almost nothing about diplomacy or any of the finer kingdom mechanics
>>182903667>bannerlord release dates.NEVER
So I take a town, and then the AI takes it back. So do I just continue taking it from them? They never garrison it very well so how long until they stop trying to take it?
>>182993572>>182993572>They never garrison it very well so how long until they stop trying to take it?until they start a feast or get busy somewhere else or the marshall gets lazy
>>182992461because WFAS is actually functional in battle whereas the deluge is a piece of shit garbagepile
>>182936220BLACK PHILIP BLACK PHILIP
>>182993850I love baiting massive armies into my wagon fortifications and gunning them down.
i think i'm gonna try replacing every WFAS item with a better looking Deluge one later using Neo-Native as a base
>>182993572>>182993762Is that how you guys normally take things? Tug-of-war sieges, not actually defending things?
>>182984575but i want to play kingdom come: deliverance too, anon. and monster hunter world. i don't think my gtx 580 can run them at silky smooth 60 fps ;_;>>182983843i was afraid so>>182989661those are the minimum. i want to run Bannerlord at ultra settings and silky smooth 60 fps.>>182985350i-is this real?
>>182994789tbqh, it was my first time taking a town, so I wasn't sure how fast the AI would respond. They were busy with a war with another faction so I thought they might give me some time to garrison it.But at any rate, the tug-of-war siege gave me quite a bit of renown so my 84 party limit was bumped up to 126. Didn't realize it was that simple to increase party size fast.pic related is my custom banner
>>182995539Renown will deteriorate with time. Charisma+leadership is still the best way.
>>182995723I'll obviously still bump those stats up, but in the meantime, that party size increase allows me to recruit pawns to garrison my town.Does auto-calc care if I garrison it with a bunch of recruits vs a smaller number of higher ranked troops?
>>182996265morningstars are GAY
So I have only played warband but Fire and Sword has sat in my steam library for a long time. Decided to give it a go, and I think I legit enjoy it more than warband.Pikes and muskets all the way, bros.
>>182996438>Does auto-calc care if I garrison it with a bunch of recruits vs a smaller number of higher ranked troops?Native doesn't, some mods like PoP do
>>182996265>breaks his legs for 1 kill
>>182996559style points are worth more than any amount of health ponts
>>182990747Jesus Christ, this made me sad.
>>182993270>implying any of that is in a presentable state
>>182990747fuck off back to r eddit
is juan going to fix the deluge for next hosting session or is it irredeemable
>>182997438I'd personally settle for knowing vague goals and intentions beyond "make better."
>>182998370he cant fix something if it isnt open source y'knoand i dont think the deluge is open source
>>182998972>he cant fix something if it isnt open source y'knoliterally all of his submods were made without source
>>182999224>eventually, but not as soon as we'd likeFtfy
>>182999080Whats up with his waist?
>>182999360probably a qt girl
>>182999360it's a trap
>>182999313NEVERprobably EA within the next few years but the feature creep will kill itit's basically the phantom pain
>>182999115adding a bunch of animations and items isnt the same thing as literally changing the core of the mod (cant shoot while moving, that retarded order system, cant pick more than 1 set of items)i also asked him if he could so something about it, and he said 'cant do anything without source'
>>182999598At least the MGSV gameplay wasnt creeped and just the story, that means the game has a surprisingly fun and lasting replayability.
>>182999852Konami stepped in and forced Kojima to release it unfinished because he was spending all their money. Taleworlds doesn't have anyone to set boundaries for them so they will keep working on it for all eternity.
>>182999852GRINDING IS FUNREPLAYING MISSIONS IS FUNNOT BEING TOLD ALL OPTIONAL MISSION TASKS IMMEDIATELY IS FUN
>>183000124Erdogan is a /his/ nerd so he probably shitposts on the turk forum about no release date just like us.
>>182999852PINOCHET CALLED, HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO GET OFF THE HELICOPTER YET?DUDE SHOWERS LMAODUDE CARDBOARD BOX DELIVERY DISABLED IN ALERT LMAODUDE KIKONGO STRAIN LMAO
>>183000254Is he one of /our guys/ ?
>>183000264What did he mean by this?
>>183000353>IslamofascistNo.>>183000489I have the completionist 'tism but no patience tbdesu, just wanted off Kojima's wild ride.
>>183000254>seventeen flavors of sand . jpg
What is a mod that would be fun to complete using only the companions with you
>>183000679most of them are steppe niggers
>>183000254The hilarious part is that you can tell the greek(and balt) from the turk.
>>183000749Steppes just have a bunch of sand and dirt, anyways.
>>183000937turkey is the brazil of the eastslavs, greeks, anatolians, arabs, and turkics all living in shithole harmony
>>183000582Get good or play by fun, you cant complete the game to 100% and its really not worth it too grind for some shitty animals in a cage. If you dont go full autist about the game you can actually enjoy it.
>>182998370nah>>182999115the problems run deeper than normal edits, the entire command system is fuckedeven if it was fixed it'd just be like playing WFAS really, so we may as well just play WFAS
>>183000582you need to go back to re ddit
>>183004254HAHAHAHAHA YOU SURE SHOWED HIM! HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER!?
>>183004442you sure got me with that witty response;-)you also seemed to drop this image
>>183004654>He has frogs saved in his computer
>>183005547>screen cap from /pol/
>>183005637>Implying I took it>The place where it comes from is worse though
>>182945879I'll never understand why people get so put off by Floris' amount of troops. I love spamming Khergit 2handers for the sole purpose of fucking up Khergits.
>>183005836>not even screenshotting yourself>going on r/4chan>saving a screenshot there>posting it back on 4chan>admitting itholy fuck you are cancerous
>>183005637>>screen cap from /pol/
>>183006207>not recognizing a facebook image by its filename
sometimes /mbg/ just needs a slap like the way a man who loves his wife slaps her because he knows she can do better
>>183006204because each faction has like 8 branches and 7 tiers which is unnecessary
>>183006609We just need to kill the frogs desu
>animeposters and frogposters kill themselves in an apocalyptic war>The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla rules the wasteland that remains after i'm calling it now. screenshot this for posterity.
>>183007038nobody here is posting frogs unironicly you fucking weeb
>>183007368This guy has a frog saved in his computer >>183004654 and should be purged in sight!
Guys I'm about to try Brytenwalda again, what should I do?
>>183007529how the fuck did you know that was methe comfy frog is the only one i have since its the best by far
>>183007614play vc instead
>>183007038What did the French ever do to you? Is this you, Lindy?
>>183007762but I hate VC
>>183007798then why are you playing VC-lite
>>183007894because I've played every other mod
>>183007791He's talking about frogposter but frenchfags are easily the worst shitposter on this general
>>183008175What is a t. brainlet
A question on custom troop trees for dickplomacy:Do custom troops trees only happen when I click the "Son of a King" background in the character creation? Or do they show up ingame as well, when my character becomes King?
>>183008228some reddit meme that was leaked by /pol/>>183008457your not fitting in
I just deleted Brytenwalda off my PC and I'm playing Perisno now.
>>183008774delete that too
just kill the thread. there is literally no point for /mbg/ to exist in such a state of shitposting, especially since Bannerlord is never coming out. Just end it already.
>>183009028No. Suffer. You are stuck here forever.
>>183009028the summer sale newfags will be gone within a month
>>183009410>muh degeneracygo back to /pol/
>>183009553it's not degenerate just reddit normie shitit's like that mod that adds Supreme branded clothes
>>183009553>you are /pol/ unless you embrace degeneracy
>>183009553>>183008524you're really not fitting in
>>183009716Is there some id system on /vg/ that im not aware of
>>183009410The swadians will get nae naed!
>>183009758>Is there some id system on /vg/ that im not aware ofyou have to go back fag
>>183010589>faggo back to /pol/
will the newfags stop taking the obvious bait please
>>183012048will the newfags stop breathing please
>>183012048how is it obvious?we share a website with poltards so its quite hard to tell the satire from the racist
>>183012252It's really not, try going to /pol/They even like M&B
>>183012486>hey guys look, the nazis arnt that bad!your exactly like the brownshirts in the 20s and 30s
>>183012252>calling people fags is from /pol/>implying pol is not right >>183012486video games are degenerate
>>183008462When you become king normally too.
Am I the only one who thinks M&B 1 vanilla is the only Mount & Blade worth playing?
>>183013169>M&B1Yeah well it does have some pretty good mods that haven't been ported>vanillaAre you retarded?
>>183012564Gee Anon, you really think so?>>183012587Even Red Orchestra 2 ?
>>183013169it's literally warband except with less factions and less features
>>183013169probably because the original only has 1866
>carefully watch the flow of battle>choose a moment to execute a daring raid on a rich village away from the action>tfw you and your men run off with the loot moments before enemy reinforcements arrivewhat is your favorite thing to do /pol/?
ALRIGHT IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GENERALTHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PERISNO AND I'M UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH YOU JACKASSES INSULTING ITSTOP FUCKING BASHING PERISNO YOU FUCKING MORONS, IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN WHATEVER STUPID FUCKING MOD YOU PLAY, IF YOU'VE EVER INSULTED PERISNO ON THIS BOARD SPEAK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE MOD SO WE CAN JUDGE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COWARD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>183014521perisno a shit mod newfag
>>183014521Stupid persinigger, get out of here
ALRIGHT IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GENERALTHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PROPHESY OF PENDOR AND I'M UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH YOU JACKASSES INSULTING ITSTOP FUCKING BASHING PROPHESY OF PENDOR YOU FUCKING MORONS, IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN WHATEVER STUPID FUCKING MOD YOU PLAY, IF YOU'VE EVER INSULTED PROPHESY OF PENDOR ON THIS BOARD SPEAK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE MOD SO WE CAN JUDGE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COWARD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>183014518call jihad on the rh*dok
>>183014521Perisno is bad and you should feel bad
ALRIGHT IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GENERALTHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FLORIS AND I'M UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH YOU JACKASSES INSULTING ITSTOP FUCKING BASHING FLORIS YOU FUCKING MORONS, IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN WHATEVER STUPID FUCKING MOD YOU PLAY, IF YOU'VE EVER INSULTED FLROIS ON THIS BOARD SPEAK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE MOD SO WE CAN JUDGE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COWARD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>183015020do acok next
>>183015043>green shield>killing swadiansfalse flag
>>183015170Stop fucking copying my comment and using it to defend bad mods, jackass.
>perisnigger when nobody reads his blogposts
>>183015193no way he can do that even ironically.
>>183015020>THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PROPHESY OF PENDORit's a good mod idk why you guys are so mad about it
>>183015020It's spelled prophecy you illiterate
*stabs between your plate*heh nothing personnel, kid
>>183015919READ THE FUCKING LORE YOU FUCKING STUPID NEWFAG, GOD DAMNIT
>>183016518what's going on with those buttspikes
>>183015193ACOK is garbage though.
>>183016645it's called fashion, nerd
>bannerlord will never come outfuck this game
>>183016789sounds gay senpai
>>183016804Who gives a shit about Bannerlord when we have Perisno?
wut mod gives the largest number of compatible companion NPCs? 1257?
>>183017473I think I had about 18 in perisnowhich by the way is the best mod
>>183017518I can't tell if you're memeing or not.>>183017603Ah, definitely memeing, then.b-bannerlord never
>>1830174731257 has 30~ max, but i know there's mods with moretocan's has 72 total but i don't know how many of those are compatible
>>183015475Looks pretty green to me, senpai.
Perisno.....? I think you mean...... Perisyes
every time you say never bannerlord release is pushed back a day
>>183017879NEVERPLEASE KILL MENEVERNEVERNEVERMORE QUOTH THE RAVEN
>>183018001NEVERJOIN THE CHORUSNEVER
Perisno? More like PerisNO! HAHAHAHA
>>183018229Shut the fuck up.
I'm leaving this general for a few weeks, maybe a month or two, thanks for all the entertainment before this mass immigration
>>183018624i know thisbut i cant stoppls send help
>>183018705I think I should do so as well, I have spent years without ever shitposting but the constant shitfest in the thread is changing me and I dont like that Im contributing to the cancer in this thread. Sorry /mbg/ ;(
>>183018705>>183018761>>183018764>>183018886hownew.ru, we've always had fluctuations in post quality.
>>183019041t.newfag justifying his cancerous shitposting
>>183019810>>183019041Ignore these newfag shitposters everyone. I apologize on their behalf since they don't know any better.
>>183020169Shut the fuck up mr high and mighty
>>183020169Gaga can't handle this shitposting
Prophesy of Pendor is fun
>>183022473this is a non-kosher board schlomo
Guys should I play as the elves or the Maccavians in Perisno
>daddy teacher taught us about what 4chan was today>what did you post about on it?
>>183023879neither, Sieg Heil motherfucker
>>183024018>playing a Heavy Cavalry faction???
>>183023879>choice of cuckboi or wall jew>>183024291well it makes field battles pretty easy, but sieges are tough.
>>183023879>not unironically genociding the elves
>>183024545Elves are scum but I like classes with overpowered Archers which are generally elves.
>>183024291your other options are literally rhodoks on roids and archers hold this all dead.and anyway, lmao household guards and hired mercs changing your style as you want
>>183023879Maccavians are amazingespecially black knights and the divine aethlingsMaccavian Halberdiers can stop literally any cavalry army you see, especially the Zanns
protip: get the dwarf xbow from the friendly merchant>>183025063DA is a household troop so it is not surprising it is good.
Which native faction is the most jewish?
>>183025651>>183025651which one gets bullied the most?
If she's so amazing than why does she die a lot?
>>183025897>tumblr fantasy>the companion
>>183025897>not Alyssssaget out
>>183025897>muh stronk womynevery fucking time a female speaks in that modit's literally feminism the mod
Seriously, women are well established in this fantasy world, why do they have to write it as though they are still in a struggle for equality? This shit reminds me of California. You see a bunch of women in professions going in and out of work on a daily basis, meanwhile we got some dumb activists from the SAME state that pretend that women are in some kind of struggle for freedom and liberation. Fucking feminists are poopyheads.
>>183026343it's because it's a boomer anonyou just don't appreciate their sacrifices in vietnam
>>183025651I would say rhodoks
>>183015838Just like with any other popular mod, /mbg/ hates on it so we can feel superior to the masses that love and praise the mod, therefore creating a false sense of superiority over a large population that can make us forget about our major real life flawsThis is the case with all of 4chan though, I don't know why you're even asking
>>183027149>Every critic is a virgin loser
>>183027149You sound like a cunt irl 2bh
>>183027149yeah there's nothing wrong with PoP at all it's just autistic virgins being jealous of autistic virgins who made a mod
>>183027149I dont think 4chan has a problem with the touhou mod so go away with your contrarian opinions sweetie ;))
>>183027149t. SaxondragonDon't you have some more fan fiction to write?
imagine saxondragon emotionally neglecting his wife and child while he adds to the prolific prophesy of pendor lore
saxondragon's wife knocks on the door to his home office. saxondragon opens the door and punches her as hard as he can in the eye."I told you not to interrupt me while I'm working bitch"there's a pdf open on the computer titled 'Canon Noldor Surnames" and he's wearing pajamas.
>>183028567saxon comes home after a day of work, ready to write some new lore, he sees a black man of large stature exit his home
>>183028842>black man>not 6 mexican construction men exit his home
>>183028567As he sits back down in his chair, anxious to get back to work, he feels a stirring in his loins. he was harder than a swadian butterboner. With a flick of his wrist, he opened his IE browser (It was the least moddable browser he knew, so it was the natural choice. He hates modders. Join Microsoft and work on IE if you want to mod!) He knew his meatbanner could be rescinded only by one thing....Femdom.
>>183028842>DAMN YOU EBONY GAUNTLEEEEEEEETS
>>183027149This is weak and uninspired.
saxondragon proudly reads the lore to his 5yo son before bed. his young son tells him naively "this is like frozen". "you idiot, you moron" saxondragon yelling at the top of his lungs throws the toddler across the room immediately shattering his ribcage. they go to the hospital and he tells the pediatrician that the child had an accident while playing.
where is the anon that was making memeballs?
This is literally unplayable by how shitty it is
>>183030996don't know what you were expecting
>>183031026I was expecting this actually, It was that or maybe it was a hidden gem mod that is actually well done but people dont play it because of >animuBut yeah its pretty shitty,
saxondragon finally adds his finishing touches to his latest chapter of lore and heads for bed, he hears his wife audibly crying as he crawls onto the mattress, "Give me some covers bitch!", he yanks the blankets off of his wife and wraps himself in them, his wife starts weeping louder, "I can't believe I've spent all my god damn day writing fucking lore and when I come to my bed my wife isn't even spreading her legs open for me, come here bitch!" he forces himself on her and starts undressing himself, ripping off her nightgown, "TRY MODDING THIS YOU CUNT", he forces himself into her "I'M THE JATU BITCH". Saxon finishes and steps out of the bed, "I'm going to go write more lore".
>>183029127>>183031425I don't endorse these stories because saxondragon should not be represented as sexually excited imo he is only aroused by the lore
>>183032128In the second one his mind was on the lore during the sex
REEEEEEEEE WHEN WILL PHANTASY COME OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>183032128additionally in the second story saxondragon is not physically violent enough>"I can't believe I've spent all my god damn day writing fucking lore and when I come to my bed my wife isn't even spreading her legs open for me, come here bitch!" he forces himself on her and starts undressing himself, ripping off her nightgown, in this excerpt saxondragon is exhausted from lorecrafting and sees sex as reward.more correctly, saxondragon should see sex as a distraction from writing lore but must fulfill the imperative anyway. I would have saxondragon beating his wife near to unconsciousness then fucking her like a corpse just to cum.
>>183032687That's an interesting view on saxondragon's character, I'd like to think that he would see it as a distraction as well, and when he raped her, he did it as a way of taking out his aggressions of not only having to stop his lore crafting, but also as a punishment to her for not seeing his creations as he does, which he interprets as her being a lesser being then him, the god and creator of the world that he created
>>182979568works perfectly fine in SWAT 4, even on a horseshit mic or running a phone through the PC as a mic
Anyone else unable to find the BBG Bot Survival Server for Napoleonic Wars? Friend and I played on it last night yet now I can't find it.
>>183036905Wait, the not wars server is down?Fuck, that one and Minisiege are my fav. Maybe the server is under maintenance.
>>183037061>>183037103>>183037307I thought it may have been just me due to my friend and I doing stupid GoT-related shit in character and that we may have been banned after we left. Glad to see I'm not the only one affected by it
>>183038006>GoTyou deserved to be banned
>>183038006nigger i didn't even check i just want that shit server gone
>>183038486bot survival servers are cancer
>>183038006if you were banned you would still be able to see it in the server listbot survival is retarded either way
>>183038584what do you care what other people want to play
>>183038793because actually good gamemodes like siege could have players instead
>>183038793because it means other servers die because retards love fighting bots over and over again
>>183038869lmao nobody plays siege except for euro cucks, if you want an actual game mode go play tdm
>>183039043tdm is garbo friendoliterally the brainlet's gamemode
>>183039109what is a brainlet
the first edition of Mount and Musket of Bannerlord will BTFO the shit that NW became
>>183039043>this is what newfags actually believe
>>183039260Hopefully it'll remove bayonets from the game
>>183039438or just not give them retard tier unbalanced stats
>>183039438they just need to be balanced properly
what's a nice setup for your knighthood order? who do you send to train them and why do my sargents always shite?I wanted to send the elf scum to train them but he's a lord now
>>183040735This is a spear free general delete this webm thank you
>>183042084hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm thinking of playing AWOIAF with little knowledge about GoT and without researching the gameWould it still be fun?
>>183044087the only reason to play GoTshit is if you actually care about GoTshit
>>183044087neither of the GoT mods are good and you'd only conceivably enjoy them if GoT were important to you
>>183044239>>183044185Why are they bad
>>183044539one is unfinished and buggy, and the other has shit mechanics like RNG tripping and RNG permanent unavoidable statloss events
>>183044648Can you turn RNG events off
>>183044539aside from actual faults with the mods, GoT is a shit setting for a M&B mod
>>183044785>>183044836SadSeemed like AWOIAF had some interesting features like creating your own house etc.What is a good mod with innovative features that is also not a buggy mess
>>183044991pretty much every ambitious warband mod is buggy
>>182971094I've heard that a lot actually. That the Dark Souls style of slow combat with a very heavy commitment into each action is superior to fast "spamming" actions combat.Basically their argument is that if you make a mistake in Warband, you aren't punished too much, while in Dark Souls, you die. Every action is expensive and if you act wrongly, its over.Kind of like european football and basketball, where letting the enemy score in football costs much more than letting them score in basketball. This is an actual analogy I've seen on /v/ and its what finally led me to understand what the fuck Souls fags mean.Also calling Warband combat the same as Skyrim is again something that shows up more than once, and unless that one guy has the same browsing time as I do, and likes to open the same threads, and samefags like a champ, there must be more than one person holding such opinions.
>>183045157Silverstag seemed pretty niceWell what is a good mod in the eyes of /mbg/Is every mod including native shit?
>>183045290>Is every mod including native shit?no, most finished mods that are essentially just diplomacy in a different setting are all more or less good mods by the games standards.
>>183045238they don't even realize the difference of what punishment it isin dark souls half the time getting hit isn't even that big of a deal because of how much health you have and healing items and iframesin warband you can't heal and depending on the mod every hit is significant, and there's no iframes
>>183045238most understated factor of warband's difficulty is the tremendous loss any random battle can incur.if you lost one battle your entire army is gone and you lose money and maybe even some equipment.you can lose 6 hours of real life time investment from one lost battle, there's nothing like that in dark souls.
>>183045596buh muh soulsmuh humanitiesthat's all
>>183045596I think the most understated factor of Warband's combat is that you can attack from different directions, block from different directions, and weapon size is significant, and momentum adds damage to some weapons.These basic pillars of the combat system, that most players learn in 30 minutes of play without tutorials, are unknown to many people who critique Warband by comparing it to Skyrim.If you haven't played Skyrim, there are no directions to attack or block through, weapons behave the same way regardless of size, and you can't get bonus damage by running at someone and hitting them while they are also running at you (the "speed bonus" that pops up in the combat log in Warband).I don't think Skyrim even has bonus damage for hits to the head with melee weapons,
>>183045995>I don't think Skyrim even has bonus damage for hits to the head with melee weapons,ES games don't have headshot bonuses with ranged either
>>183046354Huh, guess you are right. I must have had some mod installed throughout my whole Skyrim playthrough, since I had headshot damage for bows.
>>183044648I downloaded AWOIAF to try it out and I was literally unable to get to Dragonstone. My character just flat out wouldn't take the boat to it.There was a dock you had to use and it just sent me back and forth no matter what I did.
>>183046742yep, i dunno if even the 3d fallouts have locational armor protection
>>182920530You guys aren't doing any better with the war on terror.Also fuck you.
>>183047127kek dumb sand nigger
So what generals you're gonna go to for now?
>>183050056Darkest Dungeon.One of the few generals that talks about the game.It being so random, it still isn't "solved" to the point where any discussion is about fan art, porn or tournaments, and there is actual game talk.
>>183050776Patrician taste, anon.
>>182930114American objective: Remove Vitnam from USSR sphere, add it to USA sphere.Vietnam objective: Remove yanks from area.Result: Yanks removed from area.Now I am no war specialist, but methinks that the USA lost. It didn't get what it wanted, and their opponents got what they wanted.
>>183045290Silverstag is very good, give it a try.
>>183053895It's been quite a long time since I tried it and I remember not particularly liking the recruitment (although I forget how it works)What does Silverstag do that makes it different from Floris?
>>183054417>What does Silverstag do that makes it different from Floris?Almost everything? Where am I even supposed to start? Silverstag is filled to the brim with gameplay features that aren't in Floris and doesn't have all the bloat.
>>183054496Are you stupid? Don't recommend shit if you can't even name one single feature.
>>183054827Sorry duder, fuck me for assuming you'd be willing to talk about Mount and Blade on the Mount and Blade general.Fucking retard.
>>183054986Go back to /r/mountandblade any time.
If mods had races, which race would your favorite mod be?
>>183054986Why so hostile? He gave you the quick rundown and really, why not just google it yourself?
>>183054986Fuck off, princessTry going to the mod page to read about the mod you're interested in rather than waiting for someone to do it for you, you pampered fuck
is he gonna be ok?
>>182923135Eyes of trumpMaybe madmax is just the future.
>Born too late to kill all the elves>Born too early to kill all the space elves>Can't even kill all the elves in PoPHold me bros
>>183063331>all this mental gymnastics to just maybe survive a heavy cavalry chargewhen will brainlets learn?
>>183054986Jesus man, why are you being such a fucking faggot?
>>183063436>cavalry could get anywhere nearnice try commandlet
>>183063331Why not just make a pike and musket square and have a team of cavalry for harassment?
>>183064118>musketthe pike and shieldwall can open for the horse archers to harass if need be
>>183064509Yes but holding your cavalry behind a wall makes them immobile, which makes them worthless.Not only that, horses are huge and the only reason their so hard to hit is because they can go fast.
>>183063331>artillery barrage>cavalry archers>morale broken>heavy cavalry chargenothing like hiding in a box to show a really brilliant mind
If crossbows are the answer to heavy cavalrywhat is the answer to crossbows?
>>183065246>immobilethey are moving
learn history you dumb fags, all was already solved by the Tercios Españoles. They changed the entire conception of war for his era (like other factions did in history, the most recent: German Blitzkrieg concept). It ended the "medieval" systems, starting the new era in warfare, that XVI-XVIII faggotry black powder shit.
>>183065382this would be effective, but the answer is that the formation serves no purpose other than short term survivaltime is a weapon
>>183066139>Tercios Españoleslets get a quick rundown on that because I am playing m&b right now
>>183066139>faggotry black powder shitt. asshurt knightfag brought intoobsolescence
>>183066656The Tercio Espanol was a Spanish mercenary organization back in the early modern era.They are generally considered to have pioneered a few revolutionary tactics, one being the Tercio Square, named after themselves, obviously enough.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tercio
>>183066656A Tercio is a formation of pikemen with arquebusiers inbetween. it keeps the Cavalry off your ass. largely made obsolete by the bayonet
So this might be a really stupid question but do we know whether or not TaleWorlds is going to be at gamescom this year? Should I start girding myself now for even more disappointment?
>>183067419I dont think they've said anything, no.
I wish Taleworlds went cold for a whole 4 years and that's when they release a Bannerlord much much greater than what we expected. Digits will bring my wish to reality.
I wish Taleworlds went cold for a whole 4 years and that's when they release a Bannerlord much much worse than what we fear.Digits will bring my wish to reality.
>>183068303Nice digits negro.
IF I DONT GET DIGITS THEN BUTTERLORD WILL NEVER RELEASE!
>>183068876Y E S !
>>183066748pikes bros ww@
Is it worth to accept martial lords or should I only go for upstanding ones?
>>183069440Just be yourself
>>183069440do what you really love anon
>>183066656>>183067192>>183067284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjXS1co6AcOponiendo picas a caballos, enfrentando arcabuces a piqueros countering horses with pikes, facing arquebuses against pikesCon el alma unida por el mismo clero que la sangra corra protegiendo el reinowith the soul united by the same creed let the blood run protecting the realmAspa de Borgoña, flameando al viento, Hijos de Santiago, grandes son los terciosBorgoña's cross, waving in the wind, Sons of Santiago, great are the terciosEscuadrón de picas, flancos a cubierto, solo es libre el hombre que no tiene miedopikes squadrons, flanks covered, the only free man is the one with no fearLucha por tu hermano muere por tu reinofight for your brother die for your realmLibre por la paz en este gran imperiofree for peace in this great empireNunca habrá derrota si nos hacen presosthere will never be defeat if they make us prisoners Solo tras de muertos capitularemosonly in death we will capitulateLa gola de malla, chaleco de cuero, peto y espaldar me guardaran del hierrochainmail collar, leather vest, breastplate and backplate will guard me from the ironLevantad las picas con un canto al cieloraise your pikes with a chant to the skyNunca temeré si va en columna al tercioI will never be afraid if the tercio is in formation
>>183069765>>183070292sadistic it is
>assault castle>win the outer walls, have to take keep>spawn in keep, get axe in head 0.5 seconds later>have to assault the castle again against 1 (one) man who holds itThis is silly.
>>183071109at that point just talk to them and ask for surrender
>>183045238>theirhis*It's just one dude going autistic in every m&b thread he sees
Can we agree that PoP is the Dark Souls of M&B?
>>183072969It's the best mod, we can at least say that much. I'm not sure what you mean by the dark souls of it though
new thread soon
>>183073373>It's the best modquality thread killer
>>183015919Creation. Verb. Prophesy.