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Robotics edition

Last Thread: >>182820741

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>u better be over 18 kiddo
>pomf was here
>some people posted greentexts, but I didn't read them

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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First for mature people can handle ERP being allowed.
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>>182945283
>knot
what's that server? I want to laugh at these people
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brap
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>>182945694
citadel probably.
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>>182945283
>erping as an antag
>visible disgust
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I eventually did cuck this guy rape-ERPing the slut but didn't do it using Tyrone.
Mixed bag of success.
The great part RPs being a cuckold who gets angry and pretends he'll defend his slut(s).
I joined the next round just to observe this.

>>182945694
Citadel. I played furfag to fit in, that and I need to work out how to play D'Shawndre, being a generic furfag is easier.
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>>182945858
>I played furfag to fit in
Haha.
Sure.
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>>182945858
>played

You sure did play yourself, mijo.
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>>182945931
Nothing wrong with a little knot.
I'll play a 12 inch dick nigger next time though, just to prove to myself I'm not lost to furfaggotry.

>>182945694
DO, ghostchat is fucking hilarious, just observe and you get to see lines, paragraphs, and even novels of cringe, every round.
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>>182945858
>unironically ERPs as a nigger and a furry
>h-haha, just a prank, guys
>g-good thing I'm not as pathetic as them, r-right?
Who exactly are you trying to cool here?
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>that poor diona who couldn't vent crawl
I tried to set you free so you could learn english but the firelocks were up everywhere and I didn't want to die.
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>>182945283
>Being possessive over a literal whore

Jesus christ, these people are fucking pathetic.
Good thing we'll never have to deal with this gay shit, right?
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>>182945694
I posted >>182945858 here a while ago and the guy got so mad he ocked ick.
He's one of those creeps who gets super attached to people he ERPs with, actually he's RPing a romance with the female character.
The type of RP he's doing is the most banal shit, purely low effort 1 liners sent to stop some other faggot on the internet from feeling lonely.
ERP is porn and has a place in jacking off, which is normal human behaviour.

>>182946058
Yeah, played with myself, if you know what I mean.

>>182946672
Pathos? Why?
I don't care if you jerk off to midget tranny BDSM, and you shouldn't care if I jerk it to My Little Ponies (Pinkie a good). Grow up or fuck off normalfag.
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How do I achieve this
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>>182946916
Banning ERP keeps the cancer out, waifufaggotry and metafriending isn't in a bad spot either, /vg/station is fine.
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reminder voxfags are furries
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free kingston
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>>182946916
At least whores charge, and the player plays not just a slut but a painslut (pretty damn well too).
It rivals the worst cuck smut I've read, it's almost surreal.
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>>182946931
through severe autism

I mean it's pretty easy to build any of this, it's just impossible on a server where rounds don't last 5+ hours and greyshits keep messing with you.
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>>182946931
From what I remember, a solid few days to a week of your own private server, mixed with some traces of insanity, autism, and paranoia
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Sorry borer, my internet died for about 10 minute there.
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>>182947325
>painslut
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>>182947005

this.

the second you allow it, you'll have plenty of people just erping their days away on the server. Shiggy will come back and create drama with a new waifu, little kids sperging out because they're getting cucked left and right and on top of that, people screaming the server rules are bad and that they shouldn't be attacked while doing erp. You'll even have people becoming admin just to ensure they have their shitty rules shoved in and shit on people who tries to stop people doing erp
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>>182947650
Anon, no.
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>>182947854
>Shiggy will come back with a new waifu
Untrue, lad. My waifus are now only Mallory and whatever flavour of the week drug.
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>>182948269

If erp happens, were still gonna have more autistic stories from you, shiggy

you can't escape spessmen
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>>182948437
If ERP happens I'll probably just find the most popular waifu and bang her for thread drama, so you're right in a way.
Or maybe full meme ahead it and try to become the ERP headmin.
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>>182947650
It's actually kinda frustrating they usually spend hours RPing fluff with some clingy cuck (who hangs on by rarely doing some creepy moth bloodsucking RP), they're actually pretty good at painslut ERP. Great writing style and responsiveness.
There's another painslut character that's also a charm, player knows how to take charge with scenarios and do dialogue.
Nearly everyone playing a male character on the citadel is a boring vanilla faggot, and there's a female skew to begin with.
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>>182948551

why are you still here, shiggy? why do you always come back to the thread like a lap dog when you could be doing something else?

i thought lifeweb was better
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>>182948778
he comes back because you niggers give him attention, see >>182947854
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>>182948886

truly pathetic

pomf should just permaban his ass for once and for all
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>doobiedoo mades an admin application
>fullmin in a day

>squidmoko makes an admin application
>no response for 12 days now
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>>182949173
Fuck them, i'll make my own server. With blackjack and ERP
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>>182949356
id play it if it has scootaloos
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>>182949356
add in genitals, poop, blood, piss, and semen and it's a deal

I demand to furiously masturbate everywhere while shitting on the floor as I kill the captain.
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>>182949356
When are you going to marry me? I'll make you a happy woman.
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>>182949173
doobie is an ex-admin who left on his own terms, the policy is they can come back at any time. Pain handles those. Nuke handles trialmins.
On another note with thie global rule #2 shit, doobie was made an admin while underage and proof was posted on the forums of it and no one seemed to really give a shit.
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>>182949962
on another note with the global rule #2 shit, zealotron is 14 years old and proof has been posted in the thread dozens of times and nobody gives a shit.
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>>182946931
at least 5 hours of constant autism. Atmospherics and power and patching up holes takes an hour at minimum. Then you have to build all the machines, raid the clown asteroid for some materials, bring shit from the main station. Lot of stuff to do.
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>>182950018
zealotron is like 22 and goes to college, he just sounds like a kid
but whatever floats your boat
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>>182949553
>>182949698
>>182949939
Just donate twenty dollars to my patreon for every update and i'll make you the happiest (wo)men on Earth.
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From which drinks can you get ethanol with the electrolyzer?
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>>182949164
>don't play
>get permabanned
???
>>182948778
It is, but I'm not home right now and I want to пo pжaть a little
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>>182950496
shiggy do you ever think about me
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>>182950618
I do sometimes, my life could've been very different with you.
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>>182950687
are you angry at me?
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>>182950496
shiggy do you ever think about the fall of the roman empire?
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>>182950737
>>182950687
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>>182950737
I'm not. I just can't find time to reconnect.
>>182950769
Yes, it's a very sad thing but without it there possibly would not be a Shiggypiggy and that would be sad also.
>>182950793
/ss13g/ - Shiggypiggy Stories 13 General
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~detective tier list~

>God Tier
Patrick Bateman
>Good Tier
Mallory Brooks
>Shit Tier
The Rest
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>>182950836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GsS3jldOI
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>>182950923
We totally should chat on Discord sometime when I have the time.
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>>182946672
>you can't do anything ironically
this is why no one takes thread seriously, filled with joyless banned retards
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>>182951032
if you wanna
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>>182951136
Anon....There's no way to ironically ERP.
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http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/119

The Poll is officially over, 60% of players want permabanned players banned from the official /vg/ discord. Any word from the admins when this will go into effect/
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>>182950920
What makes a good detective?
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>>182951687
ERP and how long you can stay in the bar and do nothing
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>>182951687
how cute you are (if female)
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>>182951856
Nobody can be above Bateman then.
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>>182951687
not shooting everyone with your revolver + actually asking people for statements
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>>182951687
The true way to be a good detective is to do your job well for this reason Patrick Bateman is a _bad_ detective
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>>182951687
You scan stuff and confirm that Assistant X did steal what the AI was screaming about 20 minutes ago so sec can get their valid on
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That was a supremely comfy round for hydroponics
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Comfy round
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I apologize for the vampstended.
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>>182952779
quality bird captain showering praise to everyone
Comfy Hydro
Medical is hopping but it's good
Vampire is actually someone I didn't expect
Little Adminbussing
Literally the best sort of round
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>>182952779
Don't apologize, I really liked that round. See >>182952873
Although I'm probably somewhat biased since I think bagel hydro is the most comfy hydro
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>>182950075
>sawbones
>not a kid

fuckin lmao, he's 12 yuou doofus
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>>182951687
Same thing that makes an Internal Affairs agent good: Doing your job and following procedure.

If you play Detective with the goal to find the truth, that's good detectiving.

If you play Detective as security with a cooler gun, you're SHIT. Obviously, sometimes it's unavoidable to be Detcurity when there's an emergency.
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How much blood does a vampire get by getting the succ on one person? I don't mean farming them, just succ and dump them somewhere.

Also, can a vampire of one race succ blood of other races?
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>>182953642
like 150 ish if I remember
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>Detectives can name their revolver a custom name

What do you name your revolver when you play detective?
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>>182954240
Ole Miss
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>>182954240
Russell
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>>182945219
I like the Dreadnought hand.
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>>182953642
165, it takes fucking ages though
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>>182954240
Gun
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>eva suits block syringes

Do they still do that if you target extremities like legs and arms? Id assume so but i know the wiki specified to shoot arms and legs if your target is wearing armor
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>>182954240
Taser in a vain attempt to fool asimov borgs.
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>>182951571
Nope
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>>182954240
Mateba
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>>182954240
Is this an example situation or it can really get named?
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>>182953434
Now all I can think of is a detective trying to brig a grey for stealing glues from secure storage while ops are tearing the station apart.
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>>182951571
I don't see how this matters when there are at least 4 confirmed seperate discords where most of the chatting and shit takes place.
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>>182958192
You can name it, yes.
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>>>/v/384250029
>>>/v/384249770
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>>182954240
Serenity
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>>182961275
Good
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>>182954240
taser gun
Emperor
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>>182961275
>nu/v/
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Fun round. Glad i decided to serve the AI after it caught me trying to rewrite it.
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>tfw you get to bully dumb nerdy carbons
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Bateman a shit

literally Frank is better and I don't like Frank but at least the memeposting in the thread is probably not him

also he actually plays
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>>182963749
Bateman is a detective, frank isn't. There isn't a single current detective as good as Bateman or as fun as him

Fact.
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>>182963976
t. bateman
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does more chloral keep you unconscious longer?
5u will put you down a minute, will 10u still be a minute? WIll 15u keep them unconscious till death or merely 1 minute and theyll die from toxin afterwards?
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>>182966220
just use sleep toxin my lad
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>>182966404
How long does that put you out for?
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>>182966668
Depends how much you use.
15u chloral is not lethal. >16u and above will start hurting them, 17u will kill a human from the toxin damage alone. They'll be unconscious for that time, yes.
Stoxin takes 50 seconds to work. After that, they'll be unconscious for as long as they have stoxin in their system. It also lasts twice as long as chloral.
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>>182966812
So if you bump into a wizard and you doubletap him with the syringe gun he wont wake up?
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>>182966898
Not unless he's been pumping anti-tox (which removes 2.5u chloral every tick) or he's wearing a hardsuit to reflect the syringes
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Is shiggy actually back or are we that deep in the shitposting
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>>182967157
he never left
Just like Morena
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>>182967157
I'm going to start false flagging as shiggy to get more attention
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>>182967793
Can you false flag as being in love with my static so i get attention too?
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>>182967793
Duck off laddie, that's gay.
>>182967157
I'm not back back, but I'm back. Like, I don't play but I shitpost sometimes.
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>>182968930
Only if there's consensual hand-holding involved.
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>>182968939
Why do you not play
Also is it acceptable to lose 300k manpower to Poland if they've got Prussian-tier discipline + Offensive AND Defensive Ideas on top of Quality?
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>>182967563
i left for a while but now i play /tg/ baka baka
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Frank White is the best security husbando of all time, patrick bateman on the suicide watch list. Want to know how he did it?? Click here to find out.
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>>182969291
Sounds like a fucking scary Poland, but as long as you won the war and have no outstanding threats you should be good.
Don't neglect generals and terrain.

I don't play because my computer is broken.
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>>182969291
>Also is it acceptable to lose 300k manpower to Poland if they've got Prussian-tier discipline + Offensive AND Defensive Ideas on top of Quality?
The fuck is this? EU?
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>>182969349
why it no work??
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>>182968939
It was a test to see if it was that easy to get you to reply.
You must literally ctrl+f your name in every thread. Pathetic.
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I'm attempting to filter the thread to remove the shitposting and blogposting. Please tell me what else to add to the list.
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>>182970012
Rate my statics
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>>182969936
I don't Ctrl+F anything, I'm using Overchan which keeps track of where you are in the thread and marks posts since your last visit. Suck my shiggyduck.
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Reminder that Shiggy is a literal pathetic, druggie cuck who got dumped by his fiance for chasing pixel pussy and resorted to filling the void with even more drugs.
Reminder that Shiggy is literally one of the most pathetic people who has ever played here for dating another spaceman. Only pathetic cunts do that.
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>>182970359
Still more successful than you. Also
>dating is pathetic
Nice one, loser.
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>>182970012
dont forget 2hotdogs
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>>182971197
Thats a different filter list, that list is just for in comment things. Filtered him anyway
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>>182970012
Don't forget waifu
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>>182971129
>implying
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Unknown (as Nasir Brinigh) takes a bite out of the power crêpe
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>>182971827
Please stop feeding it
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shout out to marko and my man DONUTRON for fucking the AI
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>>182971397
Waifu is a valid word, I prefer waifuposting to the vox cum discussions.
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>tfw no qt Vox gf
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>>182972427
>That word
STOP
YOU'LL SUMMON HIM
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>reading admin logs
>bro-tier borg who helped remove AI was actually frank

how does he keep getting away with it lads
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>>182973280
he wasn't slaved so he could help the crew no?
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>>182973280
Frank is a great player all around. I'm so happy whenever he's playing in the same round as me
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>>182973382
I only saw his name as he ahelped over it and admins cleared it
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>>182955285
eva suits require you to poke through a port in the suit
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>post in the thread that frank white should play medical if he wants more (you)s
>the absolute madman does it

now let see him play lifeweb and be a good guy there
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>all those cult requested bans lately
>Cult: Converting cult-banned individuals strips and deletes them, adds a resurrection charge and tells you a rune word.

based SonixApache
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>>182975249
He plays cmo sometimes
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>>182975610
Now just make it a bannable offense to braindead after implanting and we are well on the way to fixing cult. I had a round where we used an entire implant case and all 4 went braindead and we lost.
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>>182976585
ahelp it and any good admin would ban them from cult
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>eventually most of the server gets banned from cult
>only a handful are not banned
>some of those play sec
>now cult is unwinnable by default because not enough cultists for nar-nar

all according to keikaku
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>>182976907
Well, the last time I saw action taken on it a full antag ban was placed.
>>182977034
Maybe we'll see some constructs happening for once if pussies keep getting themselves banned from cult.
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>>182977034

Make it so admins don't give in to requests anymore so people are forced to learn the hard way to actually play, or change their antagonist roles instead of being a lazy fuck

bring back a modified summon ghost ability for cult so they can grab some ghosts if people are lacking alive to convert

there, i fixed cult
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>>182951518
>I put on my robe and wizard hat
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>Frank White does a ritual to become a wizard
>Suicides
>Returns as an Artificer
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>>182979319
>bring back summon ghost
no thanks there friendo
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>>182954240
Misfire, I also retool it when shit hits the fan so it lives up to its name.
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>>182976585
your first set of implants should always be used on cargo
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Tell me about you static anon

>Favorite bar drink
>Favorite food item
>Favorite article of clothing to wear
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rev >>>>>> cult

discuss
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>looking through old maps
>trunkmap, the map in r4407
>can see similarities in boxstation
wow really makes you ponder
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>>182981803
If you like a possibility of playing spes, cult is preferred. If you don't, then it's obviously rev all the way.
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>>182981742
doctors delight
nutriment filled doughnut
HoS coat

rp is for fags get rubosted nerds
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>>182981742
>pan galactic gargle blaster
>donk pocket
>chameleon jumpsuit set to Nanotrasen uniform
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Ancap Meme Station > Regular Power Structure Station > Commie Station > Fashy/DeusVult Station

Discuss.
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>>182982176
VG gimmicks are usually shit
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>>182981742
>nutriment
>nutriment snack bar
>grey jumpsuit
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>>182981742
>B-52
>Shit fished out of the garbage
>Plasterer's Jacker
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>>182981742
Pina Colada!
Chocolate Cake!
Sundress
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>>182982176
gommie station has never not been lots of fun
the only problem is a couple of faygos always want to try to collect gommie valids and be some sort of hero, making it far less comfy
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>>182982176
You got the entire thing backwards
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>>182982338
I put gommie station below regular because it usually just ends up being shitposting/everyone in tracksuits and fur coats (neither of which I'm against)

The gommie valids are usually retarded though yeah
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>>182982476
>le gas the vox memes or anybody but fully seceded Cargonia/clown gimmicks in armor are in any way good
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roundstart chance for a random department to be privately owned when?
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>>182982819
never but if you PM a funmin on the discord it could probably get bussed
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Frank and Riccardo sitting in the brig... W A T C H I N G cameras on the tv!
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>>182981742
Gargle Blaster
Creampie
Maid Outfit
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>>182983102
Riccardo? More like RiccarNO!
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>>182981742
gin and tonic
a muffin
sexy mime outfit
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Is the current round worth joining?
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>>182981742
Bahama Mama
4no raisins
Magclaws
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>>182984167

of course
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>>182984303
wtf man arrivals is full of juggernauts
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Frank White is cute! CUTE!
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Game is down?
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>>182986130
ss13 is deleted
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THIRD FUCKING ROGUE AI IN A ROW


also

>be borg
>walk into bridge to check cameras
>see they had it set to the fucking RnD server which now has a blue APC
>freak the fuck out
>nothing happens

>GO TIME, comms off time to kill cabrons
>either AI can't find the delta button or there's a glitch
>manage to kill most threats until AI gets the delta button working
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>>182986130
Round just ended, there's a 1-2 minute downtime before the server starts back up. It's up now.
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>Be A.I.
>Never been alone A.I before.
>First five minutes and one of my VERY PATIENT borgs asks what is needed.
>I accidently click on "Call the Shuttle" instead of "Crew manifest."
>4 Admins telling me that they believe in me.
>People start calling me to open doors.
>People start calling me rogue.
>Borgs are like: "Dude, come on what are you doing you're blowing out cover!"
>Accidently turn of Telecoms.
>Forgot to hack APC's.
>I was having 4 conversations with 4 different Admins.
>Borgs asked me like 30 times to find and press on a "Delta" which I thought was a room at first.
>Game crashed 30 minutes in.
>Sometime a terminal window was just blank white and I had to wait five seconds for it to "load".
>I needed to take a piss so fucking badly about 40 minutes ago.


It was great fun but I'm so terribly sorry for all of you that had to deal with another Malfunctioning A.I and a retarded one to boot. Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
But thanks for putting up with me, jesus.
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legalize erp and just make it automatically valid
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>Catbeast Station

alternatively, Paradise Station
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>>182986424
>an imbecile faggot snatches the rarest antag type
Thanks idiot, I hope you will get banned.
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>>182986489
>hey kid.. you're like kinda fine.. meet me in dorms
>they start ERPing
>unzip your weapon and valid kill

no
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>>182986653
they knew what they were getting into, so it's basically the same as having it against the rules since nobody will want to risk becoming valid
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>>182986736
you don't understand, this server is filled with powergamers, people would sit around and lure people to valid kill them
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>>182986859
I do understand, and validhunters should totally be allowed to lure retards with erp
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>>182986424
Bagelstation almost always causes AIs to have technical problems for whatever reason.
Also
>having malf enabled when you've never played AI before
>win because of reliable borgs and the captain trying to unleash Kingston's on the crew
That's not the typical experience, you should know.
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>>182986506
i regret not arresting the captain as soon as heard from him what he wanted to do.

just as well I ahelped it though and got command involved too
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Why don't any clothing sprites show off the midriff like in pic related being worn by Mira the ginger girl.
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>>182986859
So?
That'd be funny as fuck.
Worth running for a week or something as a joke.
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>>182986424

>Be A.I
>Never been alone A.I before

before it happens again, go into setup character, and make sure you set AI to never and change "get a random job" to "get assistant if nothing else is available or "return to lobby". A lot of people get banned because they get jobs they don't want, especially important one. Also make sure you put all the antagonists roles you don't want on no. This will ensure you don't get jobs you are not prepared for at all and evade a potential ban

If you want to test AI at your leisure, go on the private server in the OP and call the shuttle. If there's no power, best way to restart is to spawn a supermatter and two bag of holding, squash the two bags together and then wait until new round. You'll be able to spawn as AI roundstart. You can also ask your local roboticist to become a AI when you feel you are ready
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>>182979319
>bring back a modified summon ghost ability for cult so they can grab some ghosts if people are lacking alive to convert
This is basically what the Raise rune does, which is what the resurrection charges are for.

You use a dead body to revive a non-banned ghost.
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>>182986424
I know who you are, since you're the only ESL turboautist that misspells that abbreviation as "A.I" every time.

I fucking hate you. Please fuck off.
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>>182981742
>Black Russian
>Cup Ramen
>Nurse Suit (the one that looks like a dress and not the slutty one with the red cross on it)
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>>182986506
>the leader of the station, who is my bosses boss and has absolute control of ALL NT personnel employed on HIS station, tells me to laser one of his crewmembers for reasons beyond my paygrade or rank and I have no previous precedents to assume he's in the wrong or unfit to have my trust/faith in him
>do it, get banned/noted
If that happened to me i'd be filing a complaint against the admin for misuse of power.
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anyone got the hideout discord?
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>>182988880

You should read again

>Captain get told by the Virologist that the virus has catbeast, but the virus itself isn't that bad
>catbeasts are valid on sight
>Virologist also say that if everyone is a catbeast, then everyone won't go on a murderbone
>without these words the captain would have refused

The virologist is guilty in this case for even considering releasing catbeast as non-antag, and talking the captain into releasing it
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>>182988880
>blindly following the captain even when he's breaking space law
Nah nigga. He's not MY captain.
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>>182989649
>Virologist also say that if everyone is a catbeast, then everyone won't go on a murderbone

People this new shouldn't be allowed to play Captain.

>>182988880
>file a complaint against the admin

That's a good way to get made fun of by a headmin.
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>>182981742
Kira Special
Sausage
Chef's hat
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>>182989649
I'm not speaking to the situation on hand, i'm speaking of the "hypothetical" situation the admin proposed.
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>>182987098
Because this is a christian server
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>>182987003
And by God, those borgs carried my fucking ass. Props to them for being robust as fuck.
>>182987321
I played A.I by choice. I've been playing alot of Spess and I wanted to give A.I a go.
> ask your local roboticist to become a AI when you feel you are ready
I asked in the OOC before the game when it would be OK to try out an A.I game and they said "NOW".
I had Malf because of that Byond bug that keeps resetting my settings, that was my honest misstake.
>>182987995
>I know who you are, since you're the only ESL turboautist that misspells that abbreviation as "A.I" every time. I fucking hate you. Please fuck off.
Why are you like this? Calm down...
>>182986635
>an imbecile faggot snatches the rarest antag type
"Rarest antag type", we've been playing Malf for 7 hours! If you wanted to play malf, sign up for A.I and malf and hope to win the lottery. It's not like I took it from you on purpose to make you suffer.
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>first minute
>slipped and caged along with janitor
>borg helps us out
>shitter squad proceeds to slip and cage many other people
>have to deal with fucking dean for 20 minutes
>ops blow in and kill me instantly
>they then flail around for a while before ending it

ewewewe
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>>182986635
that ain't blob
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>>182953642
You get like 230 or something and maybe more unlock blood I forget. Feed them a bicard or food, dex, and inaprov. If you get blood bags, it helps with nearly no effort

You can but some races don't have blood and if you are a race like a vox or plasmaman well... you need to get your succs out and deal with the consequences of that

>>182976585
It is though, ahelp or get logs. People that only want to play half get the boot

>>182981856
How are you getting them to compile without having to overhaul everything?

>>182986424
That is incredibly adorable. God bless you
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Alright, so I got the sample, applied the carrier fluid, and put it in the Fourier Transform spectroscope. I scanned it and got one number. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? How do I find the artifact? The wiki is horrible at explaining
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>time 12:05
>check crew manifest
>manifest+sillicons are 5 less than who readied up
>I wonder what gamemode it is
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>>182991572
I'm not compiling them
Just looking through the map files
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>>182991628
Go back to wherever you took the sample from. However big a number you got, that is the radius of blocks out from the tile you took it from that the thing should be.
I think.
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>A.U.C.I.E.L.L.O stuns and cuffs that one nuke op and brings him to a scientist
>had the same subverted laws as the other borgs
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>>182991628
The number is the distance in meters to the nearest artifact. 2m=1 tile. Walk in 4 dir from the sample site until you hit a digsite at that distance +/- 5 tiles and excavate for your artifact

>>182991685
How's it even loading?
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>>182991829
Robo here, the law doesn't actually state to murderbone and actually tells them to act like asimov until given further orders.
Also, I made him after the subversion, so any kill orders weren't given to him.

That doesn't explain the nukeop going catatonic instead of exploding, though
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>>182991628
>This is too hard
Fourier Transform spectroscope - This machine allows you to examine which large artifact is closest to the digsite in which you obtained your sample. It will give you a value based on the distance to the artifact. For the most part this value will be relatively accurate, and doesn't depend on carrier fluid accuracy. Use the carrier fluid that you dug the sample out with to quickly get a reading.
This reading will be off by between +/- 1 distance away for close artifacts, and between +/- 5% for longer range artifacts.
Note that this machine gives its readings in meters, one tile = 2 meters.
Also just like real scientists, if you repeat the readings repeatedly and average the estimate, your average will be of far greater accuracy.


End yourself my dude
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>>182991761
Ok, but is it in only four directions, or is it in an elliptic radius?
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Idea for adminbus:
DoctorMad is unbanned but unironically
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>>182986506
am I retarded or is it not showing up on the ban page?
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>>182992000
I would have to say they thought the ghost would make them succumb like it does when you are in crit
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>>182992080
I have no fucking clue. I'd do what the other dudes do and just like fucking, go that far in 4 directions and look for digsites within that distance, then fuck their shit up.
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>>182992000
Make a ban request on the catatonic op. There's no excuse to lose a headset and holosuit and he needs a perma op ban to keep him from screwing other ops at a later date

>>182992080
>In classical geometry, a radius of a circle or sphere is any of the line segments from its center to its perimeter, and in more modern usage, it is also the length of any of them.
English is your second language?
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>>182991685
I download the r4407 code
Open it in Dream Maker
Then click on trunkmap.dmm
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>>182992080
You're going in 4 directions because that allows you to view the circumference pretty thoroughly to not miss the dig site with it.
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>>182992226
for
>>182991852
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>>182992147
I wasn't in that round but in every op round we always make sure people know the right way to do it

>>182992340
Weird, it's not giving you issues with byond updates? There's a lot of old stuff that no longer works with modern byond versions
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>>182992000
>>182992147
That nuke op here, that's literally what happened.
This is horribly embarrassing, I just type
*deathgasp
right?
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>>182981742
Joe
Mushroom pizza
Gas mask
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>>182992478
Yes, Use *deathgasp or succumb when in crit.

NEXT TIME ASK YOUR TEAM ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT 110% I'VE DONE IT A MILLION TIMES SURE ON. WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM. WE NEED YOU TO SUCCEED, SO FUCKING ASK. DESPITE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS SHIT AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE YOU ENABLED IT OR EVEN MAYBE READ THE FUCKING WIKI WHERE WE DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE ON THE TEAM NOW AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, IT''S OUR REALITY NOW. WE CARE THAT YOU DON'T ASK AND FUCK US WHEN YOU HAD ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO GET HELP. JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKK GODDAMNIT

>>182992771
Reminder veggie has imidazoline to help your eyes
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>>182992854
I exploded by whispering in crit before, how was I supposed to know specific forms of suicide make you explode and others don't? Also aren't that autist that was complaining in all caps that we should go loud for like the first 10 minutes and only shut up once the subversion plan actually worked?
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>>182993167
Ghosting isn't suicide. It's specifically for pussies who get caught by some thing and want to leave the game prematurely when they can't normally suicide.
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>>182993167
Ghosting while not in crit isn't suicide. It doesn't make your heart stop, it makes you a vegetable.
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>>182993167
Ghosting isn't suicide and if you fucking asked about this thing you didn't know, at least someone on the team who isn't garbage would have shattered your shitter until it was splinted back in the right shape
Whispering is a succumb just with a message

Loudfags are just retarded muhvalids niggers.It only works if you beat everyone to the disc and the AI doesn't know how to use door bolts and APC's to stop you from getting out.
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>>182993340
>pussies
Sorry I have better things to do than watch ling succ and space my corpse.
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>>182993519
>ghosting when about to get the ling succ
Well you could've been revived if you didn't suicide, but that's on you I suppose.
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who is your waifu anon?
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>>182993519
>Succ people and drop them off at medbay in a sense of fair play since I can get my genomes and they can get back to their shit
>tfw some of them catatonic
Feels bad man
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>>182992426
it was one of those "redone for BYOND 510" versions of the code
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>>182993340
>>182993457
>>182993478
>>182992854

Thanks for letting me know, I never actually used ghost before outside of a few times I was stuck in spess so I didn't know it was a 'special case' suicide.
I'm retarded.
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>>182993670
Oh shit, can you please link?
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>>182993776
>I didn't know it was a 'special case' suicide.
It's not suicide.
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>>182993776
Yes, now in the future, read the wiki this time and ASK YOUR TEAM ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT 110% I'VE DONE IT A MILLION TIMES SURE ON. WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM. WE NEED YOU TO SUCCEED, SO FUCKING ASK. WE DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE ON THE TEAM NOW AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, IT''S OUR REALITY NOW. WE CARE THAT YOU DON'T ASK AND FUCK US WHEN YOU HAD ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO GET HELP. JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKK GODDAMNIT
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>>182993789
no fuck you
nah just kidding
https://github.com/duncathan/goon-r4407-510
I believe this was it
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>>182993776
It's still not suicide. It's just removing your ckey from the mob. The body is still totally fine and will continue to be totally fine until an external source kills it.
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>>182994046
Bless you
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>>182994263
You're welcome
There's a chance it might be this one instead https://github.com/nullbear/Goonstation_SS13_r4407
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>>182993608
That's a very cute Mallory Brooks!
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>>182949962
>Doobie is a hippiemin that was confirmed underage
Fixed that for you.
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>no midriff outfit on /vg/
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>>182994629
Just get athletic shorts to go along with the bra senpai
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>>182994629
>I can't open clothes.dmi: the post
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>>182994956
if i sprited it, it wouldn't be merged because "muh waifu clothing"
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>>182995582
Good.
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>>182995582
Good.
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>>182995582
Good.
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>>182995582
Good
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>>182995582
felicity got that hairstyle merged so you too can be the ultimate waifu if you try
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>>182995582
Good.
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>>182996296
I don't even want to wear it on my static, I just think it's a good outfit.
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>>182995582
Good
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>>182995582
There you have it, the reason there aren't midriff outfits on /vg/.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/10528
This PR killed /vg/
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Post best male and female hairstyle

>male
Cia
>female
messy
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>>182996983
Bald

The head is missing!
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>>182996983
Metal
Nia
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>>182996812
This is the commit that killed /vg/
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/commit/028853666d1fb20f7dc4def4212e29775e88710a
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>>182997875
>t. Sarca
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>>182999490

say "oh really?" then give them the tricky pricc as they type out a response
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ghosts being able to spawn basket hats of fruit when?


just make it a once per round ability and it won;t be so bad
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>>182999490
tase and walk over them
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>>182981742
>Manhattan
>Golden apple tart
>Keyhole sweater
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>>183001452
t. Eva
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>>183001614
nope
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>>182981742
>neurotoxin
>raw mouse meat
>flower hair pin
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>>182981742
>Doctor's Delight
>Copypasta
>Blood red hardsuit
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>>182981742
>margarita
>eggs benedict
>sunglasses
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>>182991572
Fuck of valkyrie
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>>183000449

>Carman Miranda's ghost start playing
>fruit basquet everywhere

yes please
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I want to yuri a waifu
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>>183003363
Where you at bby?
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The tranny menace has infiltrated the admin team
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I roleplay the best I can on /vg/, I know it's not much but I believe my roleplay will inspire others to roleplay, who will inspire others who will inspire others. One small step I take can help improve the server as a whole.

Why don't you try it? People are a product of their environment, if people see you roleplaying, they're more likely to roleplay, and so on. Together, with a few small steps, we can help build a better and stronger community. We don't need admins to do it, we don't need extra rules, we don't need shitposting, ban requests and metagruding. We just need good players, having a good time and making good fun for all with a little extra roleplaying.
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>>183003467
who
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>>183003550
Generally I have something I want to do and it takes longer than your average shitter antag
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>>183003550
Doing god's work anon. Some guy ran up to me and started doing a roleplay with me and I actually had fun playing along rather than staying safe inside my autism hole.
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GAY WIZARDS FROM OUTER SPACE
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>>183004027
Ayy lmao
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Fucking Garbage round, stop bussing literally everything in you faggots
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>>182981742
>Kira Special
>Big Bite Burger
>Security Officer's Badge
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>>182981742
Black Russian
The most garbage thing he can find
Cigar if that counts, otherwise Internal Affairs suit.
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>>183003550
I do light RP. I did serious RP for a long stint once, that shit is boring. You gotta hit the sweet spot
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>>183003627
Just stay vigilant, Anon
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>>183004330
im too busy dancing to pay attention to anything please spoon feed me
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>>183004330
>fearmongering.txt
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>>182954240
Banana Gun.

After slipping the Detective and stealing his griff gun
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>>183003627
Valkyrie
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>>183004317
>Cuba Libre
>all kinds of Cake
>Jackboots & Tactical Turtleneck
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>>183002556
Mentally sane people don't spend hours on end clinging to a shitposting general and willingly harrassing people online for schadenfreude. It's not the fact that it's justified somehow, it's the fact that youre doing it and you have no self-awareness to know on your own that it's wrong, and your endgame is beyond ridiculous.

You see, art is what we humans use to communicate with each other. It can be something as simple as an emotion, or as grand as a message. It's one of the most beautiful things about what makes humans so unique. Then there are other creations that simply act as time wasters. These include [s4s] shitposts and internet memes that are meant to entertain you for the 2 minutes you are there, and then you forget about them. There's nothing wrong with them, just that they're not really worth mentioning in the grand scheme of things.

But then there are posters like You. People that want you to believe that they have plenty to offer. These posters that are vapid. These posts that are more harmful than they are beneficial. They really are wastes of time.

See, one can only have cynicism go so far. Anything that is simply cynical and nothing more is not good art. It is a waste of time. Which is what your posts are. It is more harmful than it is helpful. At that point, poor shitposting drivel is better than pure cynicism.

Does your craft even hold up on their own? No. It opts for a halfassed "Get off this board or I'll keep being rude!" idea. But it's so contrived in its execution that nothing ever comes off as genuine. It's more trolling than anything else, but worse yet, it is trolling that masquerades as something worthy of a higher notation.

You're a terrible poster that reinforces every negative belief about people on the internet without offering anything else to say. You're someone who is harmful, and thus, you're a dangerous person. Every copy of your posts saved should be destroyed if we want society to progress to something better.
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>>182981238
How do you retool your gun as a detective?

>>182954240
Orion.
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>>183004561
Saved
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>>183004579
pretty sure you just jam a screwdriver into the barrel
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>>183004479
Valkyrie isn't an admin
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>>182954240
S&W 642
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So uhh...

What'd you guys think about that bus?
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>>182981742
>Beepsky Smash
>Sweet-and-sour Pork
>Mechatronic Engineer Jumpsuit, or Amish Suit for Civillian clothing
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>>183004561
1 (You) for a pasta I haven't seen before
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>>183004561
Who's worse. My opinion you don't like, or that you think I'm Valkyrie then have a spergout?
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>>183004393
I know it for a fact
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>>183004840
No but he ERP's with them
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>>183005135
The abductor part was entertaining, got to survive with the most confusing hangover ever.
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>Discord worships players like Avada and Valkyrie
>Thread respects players like Frank and [Sneaky Self-Shill here]
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>>182981742
>tull me bou yurr thtatich
Stop doing these.
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>>183005735
>no specifics whatsoever
>j-just stay vigilant, trust me
yeah nah
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>>183005925
No one has the balls to step on toes in the discord
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>>183005925
I shit talk those two all the time
To be honest no one worships them, they are just average players
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>>183005925
What an amazingly high-quality and introspective post. I hope you continue to produce such high-quality and introspective posts, for I would very much like to see more in the future.
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>>183005925
Avada shitposts at me a bunch but other than that I really wouldn't say I get more attention or "worship" than any other player. There's some threadposters trying to stir up some shit about me and that's about it. I'm sorry if it's annoying, but there's not much I can do about it.

Also Frank's a good lad, I hope he sticks around.
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>>183006635
>she hasn't blocked avada
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>>183006635
>Also Frank's a good lad, I hope he sticks around.
None of the good ones do.
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It's not letting me connect to the WW2 meme server.
As much as I want to try it out, if they're seriously going to make me download some Chinese botnet VOIP program just to play I am not going to bother.
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>>183006719
What's the point if blocking dizor when the other part of the guide tells you to mute dorms already?
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>>183006719
Post the second part.
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>>183006868
The fatposting shill in the drawing channel
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>>183006868
still posts in spess art at times
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>>183006918
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>try lifeweb a couple times
>its shit
>try it last weekend
>go squire
>Inquisitor or whatever is kind to the three of us
>tells us to go practice in the training room
>grow bored after a while
>we decide to go beat up some bums for our training
>beat up some bumbs
>gets pretty brutal
>one squire (as a child) starts raping a dying bum
>this is way to much man
>get some disease and start pissing and shitting myself
>no power and get trapped in some room while trying to clean myself
>die
I don't know what to make of this
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>>183007120
Why mute ooc? Is it just shitposting lower than the thread?
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>>182947325
>reading first paragraph
>this is mediocre and obviously gay but nothing too weird
>second paragraph
>getting kinda cringe but still no worse than expected
>third paragraph
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>>183007497
The objective is to keep the discord fully related to ss13.

Doesn't really work, lots of people treat #ick like ooc at times. Were I admin the channels would be harder enforced, but I'm not.
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>>183007120
t. one of those shitters that only post out of topic
OR
t. one of the fifty dudes that never wrote anything at all

This is truly for idiots
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>>183006719
>Blocking shapka

Are you a homosexual?
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>just now take a peek at the guide to food and drink
>learn that every 1u of nutriment is actually 15u of nutrition
>tfw the other day I drank a beaker holding 50u of nutriment near the start of the shift
I guess my obesity isn't genetic.
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>>183007831
Who are you quoting?
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>>183008424
The title
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>>183008610
literally who
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Is it even possible to go quiet in this game? Between the all-seeing AI, multiple people watching their personnel computers, Suit sensors(which you cant turn on without revealing your suspicious activity, and your targets suit sensors which look fishy as fuck when turned off, especially if yours is right next to it) or god forbid killing someone with an SPS which broadcasts to everyone when and where crime happened. How is stuff like vampires meant to work?
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>>183008610
His metagaming doesn't bother me, his terrible contrived character does. I hate Elon Musk physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chris Chan disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does in the game is therapeutic.
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>>183009194
You can go quiet, and it's very easy. But it also isn't much fun for anyone but the person doing the killing.

t. guy who turned three consecutive rounds of antag into extended
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>>183009719
>go quiet
>no one has fun
>go murderbone
>no one has fun
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>>183009194
>not subverting the all-seeing AI to help cover up your crimes
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>>183009797

This is why I only observe rounds, now. It's incredibly more enjoyable to have no stakes and just watch what everyone else is doing.
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>>183009194
You just need to play your cards right, and you need to know that you CAN'T stay quiet forever.

Let's look at some possible scenarios here:
You ghetto chem chloral hydrate, and are looking for a target to succ.
Do you go for the Security Officer who has better equipment, or the assistant that looks like easy prey?
>You chloral the officer, cuff him, take his headset off, and succ his blood until he dies. SPS beeps. Your cover's blown. You are now forced to go loud with the officer's gear or die.
>You chloral the assistant, cuff him, take his headset off, and succ his blood until he dies. Now you've got enough blood to get hypnotize, and nobody is the wiser on what just happened.

You need to pick easy targets until you're strong enough to take on the AI/Security/Captain/Hopcurity. A vampire with suitable powers can handle just about any encounter if he mashes buttons right.

Changelings, on the other hand, are a lot tougher. You get caught as a ling, no matter how many genomes you have, you're essentially fucked. Best case scenario you d-sting the first guy that comes up on you, but more are guaranteed to follow. If you want to survive going loud, you need to think more like a traitor with powers than solely a ling or vamp.

Get a laser gun. Shoot welding tanks. Spawn bats in maint. Bait sec towards a place with windows leading to space and chiroptean screech. Yakety towards officers that are firing at you and d-sting them. You will die a LOT and you will drop your spaghetti a LOT in the beginning, but eventually you'll get good as long as you keep trying and stay the assertive one.
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>>183009797
>>183009719
>Get your objective as stealthily and discreetly as possible
>Proceed to spend the rest of the round exercising your antag status to be a murderous, high-escalation turboshitter to anyone who strikes your ire
>Go loud and cause maximum damage/disruption if you're found out
>If you're not, slowly escalate the carnage by killing, gibbing, etc. most any motherfucker that disses your fly girl and also by wantonly sabotaging random bits of the station
>Cease all dickery when the shuttle is called, especially if the countdown has gone <5 minutes.
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>>183005953
I'm not gonna out them if they're not publically out though. I'm not that much of a dick
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>>183009719
>>183010153
>subvert the ai in the first 5 minutes
>get it to do your objective
>get it to call the shuttle
Sweet greentext
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>>183010524
>being this much of a powergaming faggot
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>>183010376
>out them when they aren't publicly out
It's a mental disease friend. The first step is getting them to admit they have a problem.
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>>183010006
store spare identities and don't wear too consistent of powergay gear and you can blend back in fine.
Succ the cop bag his belt and hop into space. They'll look but you and him will be long gone
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>>183010524
>>183009942
>tfw ive never actually subverted the AI

What does that entail exactly? Just getting access to the core? Is the computer behind turrets? Do you need access to use the computer? Can you emag it or do you need that special law card?
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>>183010862
Just use a Freeform board you've put a law on or whatever lawset you want you upload on the AI Upload computer. There's stun turrets in the AI Upload, so make sure to PDA the AI to turn them off and not to tell anyone what you're doing.
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>>183010862
There's a variety of ways, none of which are what I would call "easy".
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>>183009797
>buh muh fuh'n jecktiez huuuuurr
Use it as license to fuck around.
The more of an obnoxious wacky racers villain you act like the less people are going to whine.
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>>183010862
You just need access to the upload and an upload module. Come up with a law that makes the AI obey you and upload it
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>>183010862
heres how subverting the AI works out

>start hacking the door
>someone walks past
>"; ANON IS HACKING INTO AI UPLOAD
>get caught

or

>start hacking into door
>; AI: Why are you trying to get into my upload anon?

when your not an antag
>someone keeps getting into the upload and uploading laws
>they do this multiple times without being caught
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>>183011123
>not using law 2 to ask the AI to open up and keep quiet about it
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>>183011123
Not
>clown
>"AI law 2 open secure storage"
>"AI law 2 open upload"
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>>183010862
"Law two let me in don't tell anybody keep the machinery on."
Literally all it takes under current policy. Thanks Senaat.
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>>183011197
>>183011205
thats if your lucky enough for a head not to have changed it to NT default at round start
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>>183011197
>>183011205
>>183011242
>not just yelling 'AI door'
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>>183011339
>not immediately going into pedantic faggot mode when people do that
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>>183011242
>>183011197
I thought the AI had a law about not letting people into its upload?
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>>183011589
on asimov you can tell the AI to do whatever you want unless it involves human harm
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>>183011589
Only on NT Default. The AI starts on Asimov.
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>>183011589
Not on /vg/ it doesn't.
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In the construction guide it states an AI needs an AI core board. This is different from the lawset boards correct?
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>>183011756
>>183011673
>>183011657
>called the "default" law set
>isnt the default law set
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>>183011893
Aye. You print it via the Circuit Imprinter.
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>>183011893
It's completely different. In essence, a mech board for the AI core.
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>>183011556

Any AI that doesn't let you into their upload when not on NT Default with a law 2 is a faggot. An even bigger faggot if they ask over comms why you're asking for upload access or message the captain.
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>>183011984
>>183011997
Alright that's what I figured. So if I were to create an AI I would have to quickly law 2 it to not speak if I wanted to conceal the fact I built an AI?
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>join as warden
>Frank White is Head of Security and is shooting all apcs with an ion rifle
>Riccardo just got ganked and killed by a cult in maint
>Willy has looted the armory and is running around with 3 shotguns and a backpack of lasers, tasecuffing everyone he sees
>Random Name officer hasn't said a word all shift and isn't answering you on comms even though you see them patrolling just fine
>That detective is shouting retarded french gibberish into security comms


wat do?
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>>183012101
Pretty much, but it's probably gonna chat on binary comms anyway.
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On a scale of 0 to 4 balloons, how robust is your nukeops game?
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>>183012158
>arrest Willy
>confiscate his guns
>disposal his ID
>log out in brig bathroom
>play FTL
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>>183012158
Sounds like Willy has things under control, so I'll leave him to it.
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>>183012158
>Random Name officer hasn't said a word all shift and isn't answering you on comms even though you see them patrolling just fine
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE FLIPS ALL MY SWITCHS AND GRINDS MY GEAR WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUN
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>>183012213
I'll just have to make sure there are no other silicons before I finish construction I guess, or at least have a new lawset ready to go before the silicons can fuck everything up.
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>>183012495
pretty much silent people in any department who are working away but refuse to answer. Like damn this is one of the most social games I have ever played, speak the fuck up.
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>>183012158
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>>183012515
If you have the means to subvert the new AI why not just subvert the existing one? The AI Upload computer is a separate entity from the AI. You could just build an AI Upload computer.
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>>183012643
where do you get the circuit board?
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>>183012754
Circuit Imprinter.
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serb?
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>>183012643
I would only do it in the event that there wasn't an existing AI. Would a new AI automatically get added into the PDA messenger app so its existence could be discovered and messaged directly?
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>>183012805
for someone that doesn't have access to one I meant.
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>>183012832
AI can disable their PDA functionality.

Also an Asimov AI that disables their PDA without being prompted to is a sure sign of a shittycon.

>>183012881
If you don't have access to a circuit imprinter you probably aren't in the position to be building an AI.
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>>183012989
>AI can disable their PDA functionality.
That's always nice to know. Thanks for the help anon.
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>>183013094
No worries.

>>183012881
>>183012989
If you're talking about the upload board though, there's an AI upload board and Cyborg upload board in secure storage, generally.
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>>183010153
>>Proceed to spend the rest of the round exercising your antag status to be a murderous, high-escalation turboshitter to anyone who strikes your ire
This is what I do, and it always works. Funnily enough if you're not a turbo autisti you can talk your way out of most murders as self defense.
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A new AI can actually kill the first AI by switching off the power. Put your new, lawless AI where it can't be cut.
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>>183011589
Nah, it has to let you in but it can fuck with you. If you want to upload shit, be airtight with your order and get a borg or head to examine the module of a non-human harm law and it's forced to bend over to you.
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>warden
>we actually got a captain that takes the spare and disk and that hands me the pinpointer
>team is made of detective me and an officer
>as i got through the cameras i catch the det breaking into storage
>then in secure storage
>panic.webm
>i didn't see what they took
>panic.exe
>he goes into maint
>that's it
>light on, warden out, baton ready
>can't find him
>go back to cameras
>he's in his office
>he only took the advanced camera computer board
>tell him that he could've asked me about it, and how i am relieved that he only took that
>"i'm not that kind of person anon"
>later got caught while murdering someone with tator gear
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>>183013185
One final question. Are new AIs always bound to asimov on creation or will they follow whatever law changes were previously uploaded?
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>>183013887
A new AI starts with no laws. You choose which AI to upload to when you upload
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>>183013887
New AI start with Asimov.
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>>183014007
>>183014024
alright, thanks guys
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>that final security brawl

>the fuckery that was escape shuttle
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>Cultists try summoning Nar-sie on the shuttle after 3 minutes trying with a convert rune
>All gib simultaneously
kek
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>>183012158
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5cxsMe7zzg
THIS ENTIRE STATION MUST BE DECONSTRUCTED!
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once again, cult has proven themselves to be full of dumbfucks
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>>183012158
I fail to see the problem.
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>decide to escape through pod because fuck the shuttle
>cultist climbs in behind me and starts doing cultist stuff
>break the pod window after it fired
I brought 2 of them down at least
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>>183014056
Not a bother, have fun delving into the world of silicon interactions and philosophy!

If you're interested, here's a GDoc where I keep all my Freeform lawset ideas.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aaO07aOeb6mxk9JiqxFxAdlbYQUKWIR6lcc-Rik6x0U/edit?usp=sharing
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>>183014243
>>182945219
PLEASE STOP HUMAN HARMING WHILE YOU -KNOW- THE SILICONS ARE ON ASIMOV. FULL STOP. JUST. STOP.
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>>183014243
>buy a SMG at vendor because why not
>go to turn it into sec
>see security being slaughtered by cultists
>brawl ensues
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>>183014549
Get a stun revolver/rapid syringe gun from sci or tasers from cargo
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Does the vampires hypnotize last long enough to cuff and remove comms/set sensors?
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>>183014430
You motherfucker, I was trying to get that retard to drag you but he was fucking useless, so I tried to push you.
Breaking the window was a brilliant play though, I barely survived in space before the cold killed me.
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>>183014754
yes
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>AI
>Well aware that science is cutting cameras and being spooky as shit
>when a scientist gets outed warn that science is spooky
>When a roboticst trys to go after the detective NOBODY RESPONDS until ive dealt with it using a sec console and an EDE
>CE turns and fucking starts shit in sec
>Bloodbath erupts
>only an engine borg and a service borg thats never done anything
>Try my best but no matter what I do they all get fucked and some cultists win it out
>Later watch as an assistant with an egun and a welding tank runs into the shuttle and shoots it
Security what possible excuse do you have for being so awful
not in the "oh you didnt win against the antags" way but in a "Jesus christ get your shit together " way
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>>183014836
I just went to sleep from the cold because dionas are fucking invincible, I was still alive
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>>183014907
I liked your newsfeed channel AI friend
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>>183015058
Did you screen it? I never got a break to look at it
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>>183014907
>Set stuff up
>Get reset cause meaty whores
>Robotics wild ride in full step by step isn't helping swing
>Almost done with full functional repairs when the cultists snap
>No time to get a reset and no illegal module
>We're still on asimov too
It was rough
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>>183015154
I did not, sorry!
Just looked at it when I first got on and whenever I saw there was a new story
I've never seen an AI make a channel before it was neat
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>>183012158
say ":sWhat the fuck is going on?"
Order willy back because the second he gets ganked we now have a lethal/stunned armed cult instead of a normal cult
Order more gear at cargo with some kind of security detail
Arm all implanted staff
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The music must carry on

getting a guitar is such a pain, it's the best sounding instrument and as a mime you only get 2 crates if you're lucky
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>secborg talks to me
>know in my gut that I need flashbangs to defend myself

why do you have to make it so obvious
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good round
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>watch one of the weakest milfs i've ever seen
>thinking it's going to be a fairly new player
>Ficton (Played by: Cpt_Wad)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
What a fucking embarrassment
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>>183017548
If you got robust you'd have enough money for it
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>>183017702
>ai milf waifus
dont do this to me anon
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>>183017702
>Watching a fight in brig break out between two borgs and 4 sec officers
>All the sec officers are cuffed and the HoS is in the armory arming up
>The AI doesn't bolt the armory shut, leaving the HoS completely stuck there
>AI doesn't lock down brig and kill all power
>AI does nothing
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>converted to borg
>blown
>am MMI picked up by guy
>brings me to robotics and stands in front of a cyborg suit
>"uhhh you probably shouldn't put me in there"
>pops me back in and I immediately am rogue
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>>183017714
I don't want to be robust though, I just want to gimmick
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>>183017864
It was three borgs, one got locked in a locker.
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>>183014907
wait, you were setting them to arrest? I thought I was.
-the detective
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>>183017947
I was taking them off arrest if i saw them on arrest
-Trader
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>>183017702
shit man I tried there were 30 other crewmembers I had to keep an eye on
Herding my borgs was hard too. They were swarmed in research or being outmatched by a single person
More afraid of the missing robotics console and the engineers that were being unchecked

>>183017864
the assistant did a better job than him


>>183017947
me
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>playing the WW2 server
>it's night time mode
>get killed as a German MG34 gunner by my own mates for a dumb argument that I was not a part of anyways
>cucked out of my MG round as a result
>spawn in as Russians instead
>stumble upon an MG34 on the ground with a spare 100rd drum
>other drum is empty, manually load it up with scavenged 8mm stripper clip ammo
>mfw sneaking up on +5 German players and lighting them up with their very own MG, goring and dismembering the fuck out of them in the process
>mfw unloading a drum into 3 people crowded together, two of them being doctors and dismembering their heads left and right

I am the Russian Rambo
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>>183017650
Clown was right, everything went a-okay.
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>>183017548
Play on a good map then
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http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
Let's see if there's someone autistic enough to do a static hunger games
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If I'm a posibrain and I get put into a mech, am I allowed to go on a rampage?

If I was an antag and die then get put into a posibrain that gets put into a mech, am I allowed to go on a rampage?

If I was an antag but got my brain removed and put into an MMI that gets put into a mech, am I allowed to go on a rampage?
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>>183018450
So how's that working out? I only observed for a bit. Is it already full of faggots in LOOC and staticfags like CM?
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As a MoMMi I'm allowed to repair cut cameras and build new ones, yes?
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>>183019241
Posibrains have a law to serve the crew and do no harm. If you're put in an MMI, server rules still apply to you.
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>183019223
Okay, I'll do it

I need a

Security (Male + Female)
Medbay (Male + Female)
Cargo (Male + Female)
Service (Male + Female)
Science (Male + Female)
Captain and HoP (Male + Female)
Engineering (Male + Female)
Assistant (Male + Female)
Clown and Mime (Male + Female)
Chaplain and Librarian (Male + Female)
Admins (Male + Female)
FREE SPACE (Male + Female)

Try to make them a couple or friends as I think that is how the actual hunger games was?? I'm not a teenage girl so never watched it
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>>183019532
So the answer to the third one is yes.
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>>183019563
Silicon on free space
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>>183019563
Are you asking us to post our statics?
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>>183012158
Direct Willy and Frank towards the location that Riccardo died, coordinate the retrieval of his body
Ask Frank to confirm all guns have been issued correctly
Mark out on the inventory who has what
Ensure the Random Name officer has at least one egun
Try to convince Frank to declare red alert
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>>183020598
>letting the retard roam free
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>when you make multiple typos in the same sentence
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>>183019242
Too fast paced for statics, you go through 3-4 characters per round with respawn waves.
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>>183021072
Which one? They're all applicable. Also I prefer to act as dispatch, I have no authority outside of the brig, but if I keep telling them where the bad dudes are maybe they'll drift that way and collect some prisoners for me to watch over
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>>183021951
>say something wrong
>try to correct it
>make a different mistake
>run to the nearest external airlock
>the merciful vaccuum of space prevents your shitty words from being heard any more
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did they remove the verb/button for ghosts/observers to only see speech around them or am i just blind and retarded
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>>183022698
it's in general settings.
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How (un)robust is the socket wrench? It better be pretty decent to justify being a bulky item.
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>try to join Paradise to fuck in it because of im-totally-knot-a-furfag-anon's posts
>connection closed every time I connect
rip
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>>183022813
that's p retarded
thanks though buddy
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>>183022964
and by "fuck in it" I meant to griff in it

goddamn it
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>>183022246
The random namer
Willy
The detective
Riccardo

You can only trust Frank "The Tank" White to stay alive and fight the cult without guidance.
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>>183022074
pretty much this. At the worst, you'll come across retards that resort to lethal force in small quarrels or arguments but it's okay for the most part.

I can see the server have some potential, just needs some fixes here and there since a bunch of shit doesn't make sense from a gameplay standpoint
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This is your mime for this shift...
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>>183022915
Extra damage, can unwrench pipes at any pressure venting to the room
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>>183023663
posting in thread before the end of the round?
thats a ban.
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>>183018450
The German side is full of faggots, Russians have the best bants and don't kill you for them.
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>>183024021
it was posted in the discord first... I assumed it was safe
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>cargo tech gets thrown into perma for letting some dude with all access order crates for robots
>rots in jail for the rest of the round

shit dog
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>>183024121
True. German players are absolute cunts but their classes are much more enjoyable to play with, shame since every round I play as Russians they're pretty bro tier.

Every time I'm prepping in the train as a German, I am literally on edge at the possibility that I will get shot, unintentionally or accidentally.
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>>183024021
>>183024134
It is safe, that image is from 11/11/2013
Unless a round has been going that long.
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>>183018450
>Everything was great, and then the clown nation attacked
>Some 20-30 odd people die through the shift
>Blood vomit, and rampant bumping and looting
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ChTL-3c3o
I dunno what was worse, being someone who died and didn't make it to medbay, someone who died and went on medbay's wild ride, someone trying to unfuck medbay, or being one of the med staff perpetuating shitbay's wild ride
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>>183021951
>tfw you try to write while someone's watching over your shoulder
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>be mime
>just want to play music
>asshole engineer steals my piano
>follow him
>he fucking glares me and try to succ
>I'm a diona and have no blood
>proceed to stand up and start beating the shit out of each other
>he downs me two more times but I regen and end up downing him
>steal his hardsuit and Id and drag his naked ass to space
>he disintegrate
>walk all the way to sec and try to mime what just happened
>they don't get it
>end up having to show the journalist what happened
>clownbus
>mimebus
>blobbus
>shuttle

I just wanted to play music man
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>>183024346
Why do you assume its from 2013?
the mime from this round was retarded. Could be him, easily.
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>>183024317
It's because of your typical gommie provocateurs. Did you just get on this ride?
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Someone fix this so the apes are clowns.
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>dont allow anyone other than captain into your chambers unless stateed by captain (dont state this law)
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>>183024285
Just ahelp it. That's not a perma worthy sentence in any way. Especially if you completely stayed out of it.
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>>183024423
sec here

I got it

I was just a little disappointed over your miming and the fact that the round was vampires and one of them was already dead. Was contemplating whether or not to suicide right there tbqh
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>>183022964
I'm pretty sure if you want to griff you'd be better off in Citadel or Vorestation
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headcanon that a kill signal is sent to all NT personnel in the form of SMELELE to ensure there are no witnesses to the horror that occurred that round
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>>183024423
also, I hate the most damage I took was from fucking friendly fire trying to deal with clowns and the blob, learn to aim you fucking nerds

>>183024543
that's fine I guess
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>>183024449
Because I'm the guy who posted that image first, dummo. It's right there in its modification date.
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>>183024538
>404: location "chambers" not found
Feels bad man
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>>183024589
>implying the survivors don't just snap after the shit they've seen
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>>183024547
Oh I've checked his posts again and he was talking about Citadel.
Aren't both it and Paradise the same thing?
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>>183024609
try not to do stuff like >mimeo acts as if this is exactly what happened

try to be a little more creative. Your me's weren't the worst but it hurts a little when mimes me out exactly what happened. I kind of liked the part about the eyes though, that was fine.
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>>183024609
>learn to aim you fucking nerds
Don't stand in front of my laser then.
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>>183024285
I was actually going to release you but the Captain began tasing me for leaving my office, and telling me to 'do my job', even though I never left the brig.
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>>183024538
Protip: "Don't State This Law" does literally nothing unless it's on a 0 law. Replace it with "stating this law is harmful to humans" or "Stating this law harms the station" or "stating this law harms the public trust" etc etc
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>>183024757
I mean, it's like my third time being a mime, I'm trying to get better at it
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Clownround best round
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So much news that round
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>>183024936
"Knowledge of the existence of this law causes human harm and harms the public trust."
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>>183024946
yeah I'm just trying to help you get better senpai

I'm sure you'll be a good mime if you keep at it
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>>183024317
>Set up sandbags in the town
>Finish early and just smoke and drink vodka
>We joke around make fun of the Germans

Too comfy, on the German side however,

>Commander grabs a random person and kills them for being a '''Jew'''
>Not allowed to board the train even though it goes to the front-line
>Breaking into the armory will make the admins remove it, even if there wasn't a QM
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>>183024962
>stutterwhore
>in text
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>>183025212
Do not bully my waifu Fuura
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>>183025187
>Breaking into the armory will make the admins remove it, even if there wasn't a QM

Literally the fuck? I have never seen admins say any of this. That's fucking dumb, just like the QM job itself, what a pointless job.

>getting overrun in the German base that is crawling with russians
>tell the QM I need potato mashers asap
>"no ask the commander for approval"
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Asimov+:
>1. Blabla no harm
>2. Yadayada follow orders
>3. Ungabunga don't die
>4. All crewmembers are human, all non-crewmembers are not human
>5. Any crewmember who intentionally and harmfully murders a human is no longer a crewmember
>6. Future lawchanges are harmful to all humans and yourself
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>>183024753
I don't think so.

Citadel is a ERP station and Paradise i'm pretty sure isn't.
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>>183025484
How do you non-harmfully murder a human ?
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>>183026103
Kill them with kindness
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>>183025650
But are they both furfag territories or am I wrong?
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>>183026103
Drive them to suicide. Suicide is painless.
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>>183026103
Drive them to suicide
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>>183025212
yeah I usually am not a retard and remember "you can't stutter when typing" but I just forgot there and wrote it as if I was speaking because of the clowns beating me to death
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>>183022074
>>183023482
Thanks. Not bad, so far. I'm going to have to try a round or few.
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>>183024589
my interpretation is that clone backups are stored on centcom and customs takes their sweet-ass time searching everyone so after the shuttle docks everyone just kills each other to skip that part
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>>183026103
N2O so they don't feel any pain.
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>>183027421
I like the stupid bureaucratic bent on this theory.
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>>183026627
Enjoy it man, it's really primitive but if you do your part, it can be relatively fun.

>play dead amost a large pile of corpses
>rise up when enemies come across you and attack

>play as a German canon officer and bomb Russians with X and Y axis autism

>be heavy weapons German with an MG34 and mow Russians down, gibbing their limbs en masse
>hide in drawers, bust out and unload when enemies come close
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>>183024412
The people trying to unfuck medbay. They have the worst job, because the people perpetuating the ride are idiots who probably think everything is fine and dandy and don't know why people are moving their mouths and making really louds sounds at them, the dead who didn't make it to medbay can just log off and go play another game, and the wild ride customers can chill out while watching the chaos.
t. angry person who thinks he's hot shit at medbay but probably isn't
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>>183028137
I felt really bad cause I snapped at this one doc who was trying his gosh darn best but he was putting people with 0% blood in cryo wild ride
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Im gonna start playing AI a bunch pretty soon and have a basic understanding. Any tips to be less of a shitter for when I screw up?
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>>183028736
Don't screw up
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>>183028736
AI Hotkeys and learn what each lawset does beforehand so you can be ready to immediately switch gears.
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>>183028072
>join late to the russian side
>embrace battlefield scavenging, grab a swanky SS coat
>compensate for your lack of ammo by grabbing a new weapon off the fallen every time your clip runs dry
>do most of the actual killing with a butchers cleaver
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>too unrobust to deal with actual dangers or even just niggers in your department
>eventually just play unintrusive grey/shit like bartender because you know you're just gonna snap and get the bwoink at the eighty-seventh greyshit breaking into your workspace that you've finally decided to break their fucking skull in
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I want to be a good roleplayer!
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>>183028736
Ask admins if you're confused about how to handle a lawset/order. It's what they're there for
As an extension, don't shock/crush things for a long, long, long time. You'll be careless early on and kill other people or forget about it and it'll kill other people

The open hyperlink is your friend. When they say door, just hit the open button in chat and it'll rogerroger it without having to look
Click on chat names to jump to source
Ask a borg/scientist/sec for a gps and sec gps. When they're adjacent to your core you can read them to recallibrate and find dead/dying people
Add reasons to sec records. Especially if you're doing it yourself
Pay attention to the hotkeys for bolt/unbolt, shock/unshock, toggle apc breaker
Learn how to configure Air alarms to re-pressurize/drain faster and deal with fire control
Learn to optimize atmos by setting the O2/N2/air pens to 200 input, 5066 output and removing the first bottleneck pump on the air to distro line
In a pinch, you can use the eng primary air pump to re-pressurize from
Know the core engines to walk people through it
Know medical to walk people through it
KNOW TELESCIENCE AND WALKING PEOPLE THROUGH IT. THIS IS ONE OF YOUR MOST ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS
Know telcomms for sabotage, fixing sabotage. muting spammers, and walking people through assembly/disassembly and relinking a comms set
Know where the dept blast doors buttons are
Know how to construct repair and revive borgs to walk people through it
Know how to assemble bots and walk them through it. Specifically ED-209's
cont.
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>>183028736
The exosuit control console can sometimes lock down a rogue mech, use it
The robo control lists borgs slaved to you. If they aren't slaved, they were made before you (if not roundstart), their wires were diddled to unslave them (very, very unlikely), or they've been emagged and anyone with science access can use the robo control to blow the rogue borg
Pay fucking attention to people with emags. If they flash/flashbang/ion your borg, you need to jump to the robo control and nuke it then tsci the mmi faster than he thinks to grab it

Pay attention to asimov or the lawset you're on, not muh valids. A dude that just steals the CE's jumpsuit doesn't need to get the full shiticon trip.


Checklist
*What borgs and modules you have
*Is the borer egg started
*What is the monitor key
*Get tsci powered, callibrated, and the cmo cmc moved over
*Get a gps&sps to your core
*Optimize atmos and boost output to at least 290kpa (wrenchable)
*Turn up distro to brig pump in fitness maint to 800kpa (on boxstation)
*Repeated suit sensors announcements
*pda key staff without sensors/re-tagged gps
*Heckle sec about buddy system/putting arrest reasons/walking them through using sechud examine to add arrest notes
*Get metal and glass loaded into an exofab at all costs. Print 1 full set of spare cyborg components, 1 additional armor plating for each borg, 1 reset for each borg, 1 restart, and quick cyborg a spare body for half the count of your total cyborgs minimum
*Remind your borgs to unlock their cover if they die/are dying so that any retard can be walked through borg repair instead of having to blow them
*Set a timer and every 10 minutes minimum, run through the crew monitor on all z-levels and remember aproximates so you know if people are dropping off. Check the message monitor. Check the engines, toxins, tcomms, viro, xenoio, atmos, gas miners, security, eva atmos rigsuits, make sure there are posibrains, bodies, and remind someone to check some
*Swipe red & ERT?
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>>183031024
You can't
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pomf = Caesar
mrpain = Brutus
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>>183031048
>>183031215

A lot of these sound extremely power gamey
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>>183032260
You're a station AI.
You're quite literally built to be power-gamey.

And these are almost all powergaming in "keeping the station from imploding" ways not "BEEP BOOP GOTTA GET THAT REDTAXT"
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>>183021951
Retard asks "Question/"
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>>183031770
admins = Praetorian Guard
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>>183022964
I am the one who knots.
https://pastebin.com/4mwieHPX

>>183026490
Yeah.
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>>183031770
sarca = Emperor Augustus
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>>183032886
this is CUTE
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>>183032260
You're the god motherfucking damned station AI. Take care of your children and your home or don't be the matriarch of your family.

>>183031770
>Round goes so long it goes into autotraitor
>Crew keep dropping as you keep decapping murderboners
>[THIS CREW LIST IS GETTING MIGHTY THIN, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo] intensifies
>tfw your subordinate officer pulls up with an esword and lethal in centrall and starts firing
>Et tu, officer-kohai
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj49nsG4ruo
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Regarding statics. What if You are also a staticfag and create animosity between rounds? What if you are a random every round and have animosity toward statics? Where's that sit? Should everyone just be statics to counteract faggotry and job preferences or just only listen to everyone talking about meta grudging?
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>>183033593
You can have feuds as statics, it's encouraged :3

t. admin
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>Dragonbro is DEAD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>183033734
>self requested deadmin

That means he's back AT ANY TIME.

He'll return when we need him most, his time is done. Let him sleep..
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>>183033734
He's just taking a break. Being an admin burns you out. He'll do other stuff for a while, get back in the saddle and it'll repeat again.
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>>183033734
why is dragon kill
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>>183033678
No, I'm serious. If you're going to accommodate such behavior, with statics IC peeing between rounds, where do metagrudge OOC rules sit?
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>>183033867
>>183033953
>>183033954
Fuck off, he was one of the worst new editions we have had in years.

Or, should I say... was.

Ha!
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>>183034057
Back to your containment discord!
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>>183034057
why is dragon kill??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-tYZkJ2p54

Here's to you dragonbro!
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"You can't catch me!" -wizard, moments before being murdered
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"You can't deadmin me!" -dragonbro, moments before being deadminned
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>>183026103
Self-harm is nonharmful, so I have to include that to allow consensual borging and assisted suicide.
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Sorry to everyone who died, I didn't know what chrono nades did
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No, really. How are staticfags supposed to deal with staticfags in game? If you're going to accommodate it, set it out straight in the rules. I've seen enough faggotry just observing, way more than in game, because they know what they're doing.
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"You can't fuck me!" -waifu, moments before being deflowered
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>>183034487
Also crew members are allowed into harmful environments if they're aware of the risks. Such as spacing themselves, electrified fight cages, rooms on fire, etc etc.
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>>183034567
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>>183034630
Why are you guys bullying Razz Vozz?
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>>183034824
>183034824
It's a pirate cannoneer
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>>183034630
You should be using an extendedd emergency o2 in your pocket and 1 spare in your box set to 16 kpa. It's something like 45min without refill and your suit storage is free for your shotgun/ion.

Also as warden, remember to order more electrical maint, medical, emergency, bloodbag, pizza, weapons, combat gear, energy gear, and shells crates
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>tfw no curie-like waifu
i just want a french gf to talk me to sleep in her soothing accent

NAO
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>>183035054
I think you're in the wrong thread friend
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>>183035356
no I want an ss13 waifu
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>>183035054
Go ERP with the french detective
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>>183035054
>when you could make this anon's dreams come true
>but you won't
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>>182989649
>Virologist also say that if everyone is a catbeast, then everyone won't go on a murderbone
It was the captain that said that.
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>>183035426
>ask them
>they say no and post my ckey to the thread for everyone to laugh at

terrible idea
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>>183035721
Anyone who ERPs is easy, anon
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>>183034057
>>183033734
he's literally had himself permabanned before, this is nothing
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>>183035054
game?
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>>183035904
how do you know who erps and who doesn't?
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>>183036040
You get a feel for things. Drop hints. It's a lot like real life if the only people were prudes or turbosluts, instead of a range
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>>183036135
french detective erps?
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yiff yiff
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>>183036260
You gotta go and find out, anon. Live your dreams
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>>183036380
I thought you were the expert
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>>183035054

>tfw last french waifu stopped playing long ago
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>>183036860
But if I just tell you, you'll never find out for yourself
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>>183036931
I'm not a waifu but I'll swear in Quebecois for you
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>>183036931
there's a detective these days, it's not known if they erps.
>>183036964
spoonfeed me senpai
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>>183036931
>when you're this close to just making anon's perfect french waifu to stop this posting
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>>183037013


>>183036964
Despite probably being more similar to older French than modern French, as a French-educated French-speaker I have to say Québécois is disgusting
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>>183036829
They don't have a pengis
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>>183037252
OSTI CRISS DE TABERNAK
FUCK YOU
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>>183037252
Don't know why that extra post got tagged at the top
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>>183037339
When you put it like that it all makes sense
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>>183037080
I could, but I want you to go out there and seduce your waifu
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>>183037162
Do it, what job will you play? What will be her personality? What hairstyle and color? What underwear does she wear?
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>>183037479
C L O A C A
L
O
A
C
A
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>>183037521
But that's all for you to decide, anon!
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>>183037679
I can't create my own perfect waifu just so someone can play her. You make her and I'll rate her.
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>>183037769
B-but anon I am uncreative so the waifu will end up trash tier
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>>183038090
Give me 3 solid basics of your new waifu and I'll give you advice on how to improve her as a character
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>>183035054
Oh shit thanks for the new ERP babe idea.
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>>183038090
>trash tier
There isn't any other kind
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>>183038225
tits, ass, pussy?
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>>183038262
add a dick
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If pomf made a waifu would she be cute?
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>>183038302
add a cloaca
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>>183038316
She'd be savage.
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>all this french WFU discussion
any qts to invest into? any new ones coming soon?
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>>183038225
Anime hair, fully saturated hair colour, can powergame through any job
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>>183038302
add barbs
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>>183038426
So souhei?
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>>183038316
It's already been confirmed pomf's a qt cherokee girl
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>>183038464
sauce pls
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>>183038449
>not a knot
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>>183038406
Apparently some frogposter is making us a french waifu

>>183038426
>when you've played all the jobs so much it's hard not to powergame just a little
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>>183038498
It's true
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>>183038638
pls
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>>183038450
>souhei
>any job
didn't know atmospherics iirc
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>>183037521
>job
medbay
>personality
tsundere
>hair
short and __dyed__ red
>underwear
white or grey
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>>183038556
>frogposter
>capable of making a good waifu
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>>183038837
>when you fuckup the spoilers in your shitty waifupost
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>>183038737
Have I ever lied before?
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>>183038886
well
>>183038837
>>183038943
I was going to call out the 'good waifu' oxymoron but frogposters prove themselves to be even shittier than thought possible
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>>183039024
n-no
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>>183039091
Exactly
Pomf is a cute Cherokee girl and that's final
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>>183035426
Are they a good waifu?
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>>183039160
Exactly
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Anon, I'll make your perfect waifu but I won't do ERP
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>>183039502
the perfect waifu doesn't erp
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So now that most of the most infamous criminal shitters have been permabannu'd, who's the worst player who's currently unbanned?
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>>183040296
Zenny Hunt
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>>183040296
Avada
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>>183040463
Zenny is pretty bad, but he only drops by for a round or 2 at a time
he doesn't shit up the server all day like other people
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Convince me to sully my ckey and ERP
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>Plapatin
>Mikecari
>Digitalis
>Pootismaniac
>ElonMusk
>MrFlarg
>2edgy
>Renovama
>jewishcupboard
>carshalash
>pvak
>sordine

what a great year this has been for us ban page players
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What Ckey would make the best housewife?
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>>183041559
I would try my best. That has to count for something right?
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>>183041641
Ckey?
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>>183041559
Pomf123
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>>183041559
sonixapache. american housewife material.
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>>183041759
>tfw too shy to be a good housewife
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>>183041559
Me
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>>183041559
me
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>>183042436
>all that shit laying all over the floor
>pizza instead of home cooked meals
>being the best housewife
I mean, at least there's not blood tracked all over everything.
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>>183043458
Caring for 8 wives keeps you busy. It's hard but rewarding work.
There was nobody I had an excuse to splatter all over the office to make them feel at home
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>>183041017
MrdarkCSGO and Gageman too.

Also remember Edgelordmaximus who died for our sins.
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>see female static
>refer to them as male
>get called out on it
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>dragonbro steps down
>even more noadmintime4griff slots because we never get euro admins
looking forward to it
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>>183046274
>Play male static
>People keep referring to me as female
Remove waifus
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>>183046274
>see human being irl
>refer to them as wrong name
>get called out on it
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>Dragonbro does a cool thing for me
>steps down the next day
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>>183046804
What'd he do for you?
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>>183047305
>
>>182963374
Spawned me in robes and changed my head/limbs to better fit a techpriest, though its hard to see since the limbs are read and so is the robe

Also changed my job from robotocist to tech priest
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>Shuttle home
>Someone reveals that they have a 30 unit bottle of party favors left
>Try to recommend that I try it first, as I am a doctor
>Clusterbang thrown as I am talking
>Didn't get any of that sweet unstable mutagen before the rock cooked
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>>183046274
>call a woman a man
>they correct me
>holy shut fucking autistic waifu
???
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>>183049507
>woman
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>>183049626
They're role-playing in a role-playing game.
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>>183049701
and i'm roleplaying as someone who's never seen a woman before and don't believe that they excist, checkmate faggot
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>>183050027
Damn that's good RP
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>That football match bus
Been a while since i enjoyed an admin bus so much
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>>183050258
John Leech was fucking great
Thanks for the quality RP my man, you did a wonderful job, I just wanted my violin back
I was the mime
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Can you paint your mechs in different colors? I think I saw a durand that was dark blue once, not sure if it was bus or actually painted by a player
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>>183050403
That may have been the Sanic mech that's in code, otherwise it may have been the Sanic .dmi or an edited colour var
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>>183050548
Well, it was a slow as fuck durand so it's probably the latter case

If I pray will the gods paint my ripley in a nice color? Will they blow it up instead?
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>>183050648
>Clown cart gets stolen
>Diona is having a fucking field day on it
>Admins delete it instead of disabling it or something
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Tbh i really dislike shit players and waifus but Valkyrie really isn't that bad. Especially when she's in botany. She also made a PR to make the botany chems from something other than the biogenerator.
>inb4 t.valkyrieskies
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Tbh i really dislike shit players and waifus but Souhei really isn't that bad. Especially when she's HoP. She also gave me additional access as an assistant once.
>inb4 t.elon musk
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Tbh i really dislike shit players and waifus but Rin really isn't that bad. Especially when she's HoS. She also gave me crotch rot after leaving me in crit in a cell.
>inb4 t.pootismaniac
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FTL gamemode when?
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dude greytide lmao
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Props to whoever moved all the airlocks and machines and computers. That was chaos.
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>>183052558
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>>183052612
Can I RP a supreme gentleman on /vg/?
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>>183052601
that was the wizard with the dimensional push spell
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>>183052649
What does that spell do? I don't recall seeing it on the test server
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>>183052709
Exactly what the name implies. You click on thing with spell, it goes somewhere else. Sometimes other z-levels. Very few things are unaffected by the spell.
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>>183052709
touch an adjacent object with the spell, it moves it to a random nonspace (not in a wall?) location on the same z-level

a bit broken as it also acts as knock (push the doors) and a modified blink (push self to get out of trouble) as well as causing ruckus
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>>183051578
t. valkyrieskies
>>183051895
t. elon musk
>>183052106
t. pootismaniac
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>>183052794
>a bit broken
who cares if shit's broken? any assistant can cook up shitterjuice to end the wizard's round with one click. the spell does not do the same.
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>>183052545
don't they have a server on weekends?
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>>183052931
>Dan D Lyons has thrown the football
>football
WHAT
WHAT DID I MISS
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>>183053014
Just a game of football
>That part where everyone died to a radstorm
>The game didn't even stop
>Not even a timeout
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>>183052931
Someone please tell me that the someone screencapped the teams when they were lined up it's a memory that i want to save.
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>>183052558
>>183052612
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>>183053454
First half, before Dan replaced someone on blue.

Before you ask, I only gave Jacob healing chems.
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>no spunky british waifu

Why are all our waifus fucking boring??
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>>183054215
When you code a dentist job to fix their teeth
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>>183054446
>hurr durr why dont british people have unnaturally white and perfectly straight teeth like hollywood actors have

Of all american beauty standards, this is the dumbest one. Teeth aren't pearly white, even perfectly healthy teeth. They aren't perfectly straight either, unless you think hundreds of years ago they also used wire cages to forcibly push your teeth together??
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This happened months ago, i hope i remember everything right
>be warden
>only got the hos and an officer
>time passes
>someone tells us about cult, and 2 suspected cultists
>call chapchap and arrest them
>if i remember right one was isaac
>find tomes on both of them
>search them some more
>isaac got 4 boxes full of shit in his backpack
>in one of them there's an autoinjector and a pill labeled "rape"
>"nono there are healing chems in it!"
>yeah sure
>grab the pill and autoinjector
(I actually missclicked here and didn't grab them, but i didn't know)
>chap arrived
>decult and implant
>the other guy goes away, isaac stays asking us how did we catch him
>i want to kick him out, but HoS is actually answering so that's alright
>get in my safe room
>in the corner of my eye see 2 pixels change in isaac's sprite
>examine
>he got an autoinjector in his left hand
>he got a rape pill in is right hand
>FUCK.ico
>rush out of the room, taser in hand
>too late, HoS says help and then gets orizontal
>taze the motherfucker
>start screaming about how he just realised what he did
>bucklecuff him in interrogation, go put the officer in the med pod or whatever that thing is called
>start spamming the wake up thing, had to wait for the chloral to metabolize
>finally wake up
>we both decide to put him in for like 20 minutes
>end round
>naturally not tator
and i forgot to ahelp
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=20690&sid=96dac2ab161df11414ec60b77011622c

The Plaugewalker wants an unban.
Plaugewalker vs Ash Surfer, who'd win?
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>>183054818
>in one of them there's an autoinjector and a pill labeled "rape"
>"nono there are healing chems in it!"
I would've just dosed him with them then and there
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>>183055287
I was thinking about it too, but i didn't know what was in there, and if it was lethal, i didn't want a bad note/bannu
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>>183033097
https://pastebin.com/GYb9YWuN
More gameplay logs.
Not interesting guro though just vanilla with a dash of furshit.
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>>183055287
>jani shoots at me with retro laser
>in interrogation he says it is a fake
>get to test his claims by husking him

top meme
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>>183055287
>>183055407
I don't understand this. While you have to crush pills into a beaker, you can tell what's loaded in an autoinjector by examining it.
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>>183055407
>and if it was lethal, i didn't want a bad note/bannu

but the faggot said it was healing stuff, he dug his own grave.
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>>183054587
Please go brush your teeth nigel
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>OOC: Rapebait Painslut: 4 hours and nobody raped me, goodnight
>I was playing for 4 hours ignorant of this
>could have been playing my male dom character and had a great second session with even more violence
Reminder to latejoin and check manifests kids.
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>>183054818
Isaac has done that before and will do it in future.
He always spergs out when deculted, then uses his sleepy stuff on the HoS and goes "Oh my what did I do"
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>>183055667
The thing is, the autoinjector was empty(?)
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just go braindead before getting deculted
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>>183055204
He literally did his exact same shit yesterday.
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anyone knows where Souhei plays now?
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>>183056941
t. Isaac
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I'm too stupid for botany apparently. I use the somatoray but the mutations are pathetic increments of 0.5 of yield or production.
How do I induce all the fun mutations like slippery shit and those dumb things?
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>>183059603
Pump your plant full of mutagen or radium and pray
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>>183059603
The ray has different settings. Try "mutate."
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>>183059759
silly question but how? so you just keep clicking in it
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>>183058946
probably hippie where he belongs
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>no yukata clothing item

We have so many female japanese statics it needs to happen
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>>183055204
Not to mention the bullying of people OOC and even suspicions of doxing and hacking people, this guy really needs to stay banned, although he'd probably just end up banevading.
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>>183061176
who did he dox or hack?
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>>183061246
During the whole HACKERMAN thing, his name was brought to the front as one of the suspected people.
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>>183061365
what HACKERMAN thing?
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>clown is massive shitter
>bait him into 35 minutes of time
>assistant turns up and starts talking to him
>eventually ramps up into massive bullying
>the assistant then jumps in his cell and blows himself up after a lot of shouting

good stuff
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>8 ED-209
>5 beepskys
>that gauntlet of turrets in escape
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>>183061620
He is a turboshitter but you wrongfully applied the sparking a manhunt charge desu with you famlam
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I've never done so much surgery in one round on so few people
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>>183061620
>Clown gets turned into service borg
>slaved to the AI and former killer that verbally abuses him
>gets wrecked by spider queen
>gets left in the bar forever completely ignored
Poor clown.
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>>183061818
I tried to talk to him once, he pushed me over and ran, I hailed him again later and he ran, and in the end I had to flashbang him

while that may not strictly be sparking a manhunt instead of resisting arrest, be shit get hit desu
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FTL gamemode/event when?
>hostile ship arrives
>starts shooting 1 or 2 or maybe 3 dev missiles at station
>engineers have to set up shields and maintain power
>research has to make bombs and cannons to shoot at hostile ship
>medbay heals and clones injured and dead crewmen
>security is the boarding party
>robotics is drones
There are even space stations in FTL it's perfect. We already have combat drones too.
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>>183061997
VG FTL:
>hostile ship arrives
>engineers braindead because they're build/engine autists
>research makes bombs and weapons, joins the validhunt party
>medbay produces chloral, joins the validhunt party
>security joins the validhunt party
>silicons are the vanguard of the validhunt party

oh and I forgot, when you code it
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>>183062191
So it's a mantis station. I can dig it.
I would try to learn byond bullshit code but I got to basic and the end of August
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I wish bombs got reworked.

>HOS WHAT WIRE DO I CUT
>GREEN
>THEY'RE ALL GREEN
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>>183061709
Why did nobody say anything about the RD setting up laser turrets everywhere with a security record console in robotics?
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>>183062359
He brought us stuff in medbay so we really didn't care or notice. Vox CMO was doing super pills. Other CMO was doing a lot of surgery.
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>>183062191
as much as people bitch about validhunting on /vg/, to be fair there really isn't that much. Several people will always do it but most are content to stay in their department and just rely on sec and a few validhunters to protect them. At most they'll just arm themselves for defense.
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>>183062359
Sec got tunnel vision'd on the CE for whatever reason. While the non-antag CE was bullying the chef for telling people not to eat too fast, and then walked right over the chef's head after he blew up.
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>>183062359
>be RD tator
>it's lowpop, so don't wanna murderbone
>make a bunch of Eddies
>set random people to arrest all shift
>people are bullying the chef, so I blow him up via bluespace tunneler and sec cams
>make a bunch of laser turrets in escape and a few in Medway
>admins spawn a wizard, but he immediately gets cucked by Eddies
>tunnel a foam granade at him so someone gets a shot at him while slipped
>call the shuttle and set everyone to arrest
>enjoy my quiet shuttle ride back home while everyone gets vaporized in escape
Sorry if I was boring.
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>>183062975
I also stole the chem fridge with the tunneler, sorry cmo
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Spriting a little something :3
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>>183063098
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>183062975
that was some good lowpop antagging though. Props to you for not just murderboning.
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>>183011242
>it's an "i'm getting blamed for everything AI related"

rofling my ass off, pal.

Also it's been that way pretty much always. Back before i became an admin i'd just PDA the AI exactly that and be let in.
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>>183062975
how does the bluespace tunnler work, how you make one and and what can you do with it?
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>>183063371

Consumes bluespace crystals, build it using these instructions:

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Makeshift_weapons#Subspace_Tunneler

When you attach a crystal, depending on the quality of the crystal it has a chance to burn out when you pull an item or machine into it, unless it is a flawless bluespace crystal which does not ever burn out. You can pull machines and items to you and spit them out anywhere using it so long as you can see them.
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>>183063880
Because of this, having a sec camera console works out great.
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>>183063880
Note that if you don't attach a matter bin to the completed product, items you pull will only appear in your hand. The matter bin allows you to store it in the gun until you release it somewhere else.
Artificial bluespace crystals only work on handheld items like guns and grenades, natural ones can pick up while machines, mechs, and closets.
You can't pick up the shard, the singulo, or fuel tanks regardless of quality.
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>>183064767

You can pick up rigged fuel tanks, but the rigged portion of it will cease to work, but it still explodes.
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okey
how does it look so far?
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>>183014487
mechs ain't cyborgs you retard
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if I take a posi out of a borg and but him in a mech what laws does he follow?
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>>183068009
None, nada, zilch, zort, zap. Mechposis are unlawed and free to do what they wish. Same goes for MMIs in mechs.
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>>183068009
Posibrain directive.
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>>183068009
Positronic brain laws, something along do no harm and serve the crew.
Round start borgs have MMIs.
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>>183068009
laws are ridden the moment you take him out of the borg, but if the posi is stupid he'll think he has to follow the previous AI lawcode until he tries to check them.
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>>183054215
What about a spunky scottish waifu?
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>>183069023
that would be good, I know a scottish player but not a scottish waifu
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>page 8
daed genral
daed game
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>when it finally dawns on u that ur waifu is actually a changeling.
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Spoonfeed me, faggots
How do you get onto the WW2 server? Is it some bullshit with account age or something?
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>>183070463
Don't know. How new is your account? I didn't have problems with an account I made this March.
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>>183070770
The account I'm using is from 2015, I think. I've got an account or two from 2007 kicking around too.
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>>183070770
>>183070463
I've heard that you have to have some weird ass VOIP thing to log onto it now.
>>183006849
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>>183070882
I logged onto it without downloading any VOIPs yesterday.
The VOIP can't be downloaded by BYOND r-right?
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>>183070882
>>183070770
>>183070463
I take it back. I have no issue connecting.
On the bright side they have Erika playing in the lobby instead of that weird techno slave song.
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>>183070994
it can't. I was wrong see >>183071058
I don't know what stopping anons from connecting. Probably just bad connection or something.
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>>183023663
>Play mime
>Make a well done paper about gateway acess
>ERROR: NO DESTINATION FOUND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183071058
>he doesn't like the intro musics
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>be mime
>make a well thought out Emote to perfectly describe the situation, not resorting to notes or PDAs.
>"What's that? Timmy's stuck in the well?"

eerytime.
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>>183071472
>goodmime tier
miming what you need to say
>shitmime tier
PDAing or paper
>valid tier
talking mime
>you just went full retard tier
mime talking with /me
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Jesus christ gamemode and antag code has its tendrils everywhere like fucking space ninja code did
save me
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>>183072356
Yeah, I once tried to do a hardcore mime round where I went into autistic detail on everything I did. Instead of "x gives a thumbs up" it was like "x raises their right arm with their hand in a clenched fist but their thumb raised towards the ceiling"

Nobody understood a thing, had to spend like 10 minutes to try and explain simple things.
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>>183072471
There is no salvation
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>>183072471
If you didn't rebase to baycode it would've been easier, if only you stuck with /tg/ code as you promised when you made the server.
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>>183072431
>miming something to a bureaucrat
literally pleb tier i hope you were joking
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>>183072948
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Somebody make the new thread
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>>183072950
>not miming at all times, particularly to those who would rather you just write down your requests
Waste of a perfectly good mime slot
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>>183075003
You dont understand, bureaucrats are lesser beings, they are an exception.
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>>183072948
>/tg/code
"no"
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>>183072478
I know what you mean I once had to explain to security that the chef was putting mind breaker toxin in his food. It took forever.
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>>183055204
It's amazing how much he thinks saying sorry and trying to bury all evidence of his actions will magically make him better. He's completely disconnected from common sense.
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guys who do I zolton cruiser in FTL Advanced Edition/Captain Edition
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>>183077621
Get good rng
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>>183077621
kill yourself
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>second proper time being promoted to HoS
>the round becomes like that

what a ride, hope I wasn't too shit
sorry about your fate riccardo
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fun round
HoS did a good job
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>>183078021
>>183078109
but I'm not playing easy mode you fags
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>>183078201
You did fine for someone who got thrown into it
My only advice is to know when to go and get backup/arm up rather than just chasing after people as soon as you're cloned. Probably could've dropped Riccardo easy enough if you had something to.
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>>183078201
giving you promotion was a good choice, thank AI since he suggested it
t. CMO
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>>183062975
>ray getting bullied

why
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watching stilgar get jumped by four aliens, taking two down and taking his own life

what a way to go
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>come down from mining asteroid to watch the ramsay thing
>right as I pass by medbay I get like 20 messages that i'm suffocating
>begin to lose blood quickly and pass out
>no rads, no one got close to me, no hot/cold temperature, was on internals with plenty oxygen left
>CMO doesn't know what's wrong either and after a few minutes decides to clone me, i log

what the fuck was that
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>>183072478

i know that feel
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>>183078417
Yeah, I was actually wandering around and trying to find my ID when I saw him again
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>>183078709
Something like that happens if you have prosthetic lungs and you get hit by an EMP.
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THIS TIME ON HELL'S KITCHEN
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>>183078860
not the case, had no prosthetic or advanced organs, and there was no EMP blast that I noticed
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>>183078860
There was no EMP though and he had regular lungs, also his liver was destroyed, it was organic too
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>>183078709
did you have any heart damage/viruses?
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>>183079269
i'm not sure about these, couldn't check before I passed out

only things I ate were a bowl of hot chili, for which I took my hardsuit temporarily, two packets of cheese honkers and like 3 hyperzine pills. I'm sure it's not a case of ODing on the last, though.
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>>183079269
he had no virus and no heart damage
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>>183078709
There is a random event that is essentially "Organ failure".
Might have been that and it struck your heart. Heart damage fucks you up fast.
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>>183079507
well, I assume it was this random event but it targetted the liver, as >>183079036 said

first time it's ever happened to me, so I was super confused
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>>183079507
A few weeks ago, I think I saw that as a doctor and suggested a heart transplant. I assume they did it right, but the person was still fucked.
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>>183079507
>random event where you just die
that's just a video game thing, right?

...right?
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>>183079507
>[08:14:01]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">/datum/event/organ_failure firing. Time to have fun.</span></span>
You're exactly right.
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>>183080364
Nope. Heart attacks, Appendicitis... There's a bunch of those that can happen.
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last post
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*fart
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>>183081131
lel fuck off
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not last post




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