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last thread >>185658539

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>i don't know
>why did no one make a new thread before the last on was locked
>why are we so lazy

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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first for chickens
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worst general at new threads
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If you're still curious, Diane Gowei, it was a water & potass grenade that blew you and Tohru up. One of the tators was making and throwing them.
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What's the best way to suicide succumb
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>>185799096
rubber duck
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>>185799096
with a toolbox
Urist Mcshitter is robusting their head in, it looks like they're committing suicide!
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>>185799231
>>185799291
I meant IRL
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>>185799404
With a clown bike horn.
It'll gib you.
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>>185799404
exit bag, gunshot to the brainstem, chemical blackout into water
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>>185799096
Airlock
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>>185799404
bag of holding
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>>185799497
That's not a bad idea
Thanks, anon
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suggestion: make lawsync a borg component
>make the components all 50 health to balance the new part's inclusion
>if lawsync is taken out, it's disabled normally
>if it's broken by a regular weapon, disable lawsync and give the borg an ion law once, and every 10-30 minutes afterward. laws are removed when sync is restored.
>if destroyed by an ion gun, 5% chance to feed an ion law to the AI before sync is disabled
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>>185799762
oh god no
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>>185799762
ho devil yes
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>CM: 137 players
>yog: 87
thank christ we don't have that many people. I can only imagine the shit show.
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>>185799762
...the daemons say maybe
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>security consists of me and two fucking wardens, yes, LMAO2WARDEN
>both the captain and the hop were so dedicated to their mental retardation RP they sticked to it both IC and OOC
>everyone suddenly dies without a word
>captain stops responding, maybe it's for the better
>one of the wardens has been braindead for some time now
>give myself all access as i'm the last security member alive/sane
>go fix atmospherics just to see that a borg already fixed it and then head to the shuttle to keep it in check
>casually going through an airlock
>slip
>THIS JUST IN: EXPLOSIONS
>get gibbed
thanks for reminding me why i stopped playing security on lowpop
i like the idea of toolbox nades
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Everything could've been prevented if I hadn't been carded
Just saying
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The things I survived last round.
>AI murder target
>borg removes floor and ZAS my face off
>caged and spaced
>tattle and recovered
>clowns botched gender transition surgery
>internal bleeding out and drop
>fed deathberries while out
>zapped back with surgery
>explosion outside my office kills 3
>magboots on
>patch the hole head to medbay with heads
>explosion outside medbay kills 2
>patch the hole
>NO2 plasma flood
>chow some antitox and hyperzine
>get a hardsuit and shuttle arrives
>board
>take off my helmet and light a cigarette
>clown sprays acid in my face
>melts my smoke
>poly acid bomb in the middle of the shuttle
>melts the mask off my face and helmet in my hand
>breaks my bleeding skull
>one bandage
>light up my last smoke
>shuttle docks and mecha hitler boards
>bullets flying all around me
>hack the booze-o-mat and get a bottle of gin
>3 sips and the shuttle explodes
>still alive
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I'm still here.
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>>185801949
I WILL NEVER LEAVE!
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>>185802206
begone
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>>185802206
IT WILL NEVER END!
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>>185802447
NEVER END!

Oh wait, I'm out of deformed marine pictures.
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>>185800380
Grenades are annoying to make en masse but they have that personal touch to them.
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>>185800258
CM is good with that many people, but most of them tend to be idiots (inb4 just like real life!)
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>tfw every server sucks for roleplay
>tfw even bay and polaris suck for roleplay
All I want to do is pretend I'm a spaceman on a space station and occasionally shoot the shit and do fun things with other spacemen
But recently
all people want is their validz
where did all the fun people go?
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JACK NO
FIRST THE SUPERMATTER NOW THIS
for future reference, after you've removed the cell just screwdriver, uncover the terminal (wires on the floor), wirecutters on the APC, crowbar, welder, celebrate.
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>>185805292
As far as I know, the fun people haven't left it's just that they fade in the background of all of it.
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>>185805554
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Construction#Machinery_and_Electronics

Guides are actually useful and not a meme
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>>185805554
I panicked and thought I must have something completely wrong. I knew it was screwdriver, crowbar the floor, wirecutter, crowbar, welder, but I didn't realise I was fucking up the first step because 20 SECONDS LEFT!

Fear makes a man forget he has the screwdriver in his right hand, not his left.
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>just read the logs of awesomeguy42
damn that guy was stupid
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>>185805809
god bless. at least you know now.
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>>185805914
I'm fucking terrible at clutch situations because I'll know that I don't have enough time to double check how to do it and the last time I had to deconstruct an apc was a month ago. Usually on malf rounds I'm too late to the party to be the guy saving the day.
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>>185798696
>Tell the engineer the AI shunted again to another APC
>""""RP"""" knowing nothing about electronics
>Drill the wall open, and EMP
>Engi shows up
>He doesnt know how to dissamble it
>Don't look at me, Im just a dumb miner.
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>>185806204
Turned out I did, I just was a fucking idiot who was misclicking with his screwdriver. The question is, which is worse?

>Muh rp/frog posting.
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>>185806204
now THIS is roleplaying
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>>185806204
A good shaft miner would go DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY

NO DESTROY WORK?
BOMB!
WHAT NEAR BOMB?!
WELD! BOOM! BAHAHAHA!
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>it's a get wordlessly murdered because muh greens episode
lol so fun
horizontal sprites!
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>>185806204
I unironically roleplay not knowing how to do things outside my department.
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>>185806926
Is Decompressed dead?
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>>185806926
I tell people I can do things and then read the wiki when I can't :&)
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this is not my beautiful house
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plapatin did nothing wrong
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>>185809709
Plapatin did EVERYTHING wrong, though the thing he actually got banned for was just kind of annoying.
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>Extended
>36 minutes
>45 deaths
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>>185811824
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>>185808380
It looks that way
tfw i binged read it after discovering it and now I'm sad it's dead
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goldsteel stop telling people to appeal temp bans
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>>185800380
what's a toolbox nade?
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>>185814991
Grenade in a toolbox.
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[00:28:17]ADMIN: HELP: Destroyer of Pussi/(Bryce Young): clown punched me can i kill - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
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anyone else unable to move? as in you can only see the chatbox but everything else is frozen
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>>185815262
Update BYOND.
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>>185815431
I did
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>>185815735
ban evade
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>>185815262
How to actually fix the frozen viewport bug, Top of screen right click > client > prefs > tick graphics off. Relog. Top of screen > client > prefs > click graphics. Close. Open documents > byond >cache > delete all contents install http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe Reopen /vg/
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unban shitter extraordinaire
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>>185815058
I would think they're made with signal recievers since you would want them to explode at once and not in your hand
extra bonus if you make them explode with 1 second increments with assembly frames
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>>185816090
how to quickly fix it:

it'll only stop rendering after a few seconds of the game appearing ( you can often see this by looking at the vents)
as soon as your game launches, spamclick the tabs on the info screen. the window will freeze up, but once it's stopped, the game will continue rendering. if it doesn't freeze up you were too late.
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dead thread
(yet again)
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>>185819287
clone it
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>>185819569
>clone it
no you asshole, defib it
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>>185819569
too early for that
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>>185819287
>Just a crowbar
>Not a plastic bag with a full suite of tools in it
how to spot a shitter
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>be chef
>make thematic lunch and desserts containing honey, as well as beverages
>ZAS constantly blows everything off the tables
>work my ass off, have to do botany as well
>eventually, after like an hour and a half, I find a slime core and start breeding slimes in the kitchen backroom
>finally get the green slime, just what I need to convert my kitchen into a super slime factory
>suddenly plasma
>and ZAS
>and blindness
>and getting glomped by slimes while blind and stunned from ZAS
>and then death
>all seconds before I could harvest the fruits of my labour
this made me upsetti spaghetti
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Smash that fucking observe button
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>toothfairy was ops
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>>185823121
>Be HoP
>walk from conference room to my office
>someone deconstructed a window there
>get ZAS'd stun locked
>die

That was one of my most pathetic death ever
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>>185823253
I would have gone warden
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when you bother to cryo and save an admiral, keep two critical patients alive in the sleepers, only to be thrown off the shuttle by a supposed nonantag
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>>185823121
Consult your local Xenobio for slimes, they will usually comply with any requests since they have nothing else to do but fuck around.
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>>185798696
>Mommi stops the blasma flood
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what is ZAS?
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Is there a vampire round that doesn't go on forever?
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ITS TIME
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Adminhelps
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>>185823516
basically air pushing you towards space
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>>185823516
Zone Atmospheric System
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>>185823391
I had it self-sufficient. I found some plasma and could make monkeycubes from the biogen. I could have kept it going for hours. not to mention I got the mutation toxin and advanced mutation toxin routes on my first try. I was like 1 minute away from becoming permanently immune to plasmafloods.
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>become slime
>Tell guy I'd hug him but it would hurt him
>He says "Fuck you bitch" and hits me with a extinguisher back side twice.
>I punch him in his dick and shatter his hips.
>He walks off, I die and split into two slimes. Brother slime begins raping everything in sight.
>I go back to master as ordered.
>Get a new body
>This new body cannot be killed by fucking anything but I am also in a permanent state of crit so I can't hear, feed, reproduce, evolve, attack, or go through vents.
>master running me around shooting me while I sit there spouting "I have become deaf so I cannot hear pleas for mercy." "I am the strongest"
>Finally after a few minutes get healed up.
>Guy steals master's gun.
>I try to stop them, eventually they stop him and explain situation of why they were shooting me.
>He runs off with gun again.
>master orders me to stop him.
>Run and punch him in his dick and shatter his hips.
>master runs up and collects gun and tells me I did well.
>It turns out it's the same guy from earlier.
>Then begins the next 20 minutes of me being unable to hear anything and unable to die.
>AI floods plasma. It doesn't kill me.
>escape into space, it doesn't kill me but shuttle arrives before I can get to the doors.
>Wake me up. Can't wake up.
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I got a Xenoarch question. Sometimes, after I dig out a small artfiact from a site, I get another ping.

I keep the field up if its the same tpye, and change it if its different. And when I go back to clearing the sum then the overhead it breaks. Is this just RNG or is there sometime I need to do in between digs on one spot?
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>>185824404
The thing is you already dug into the rock, so you have to tape measure, then do that big number - clearance then minus also what you already dug
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Unban takara8808 !!!

!!! 8088arakat nabnU
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>>185828864
Fuck off faggot.
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Face the power of the browntide!
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I got one out alive. The browntide cult won.
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>>185831054
Fuck off toomykins
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>>185831207
you fuck off
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I legitimately enjoy the browntide gimmick
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>>185800380
I quit responding because you had your dick in a knot the entire shift and im not about to stop to type when people are dying around me and youre not pleasant to talk to.
No fucking idea what HoP was doing but I was busy trying to save people not play nazitranny.
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>>185831067
surprising you didn't even get an award for that
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PACKED BOYS
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>>185832313
anyone have a map of packed?
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>>185832313
>Dfw at work and never get to pack it up

Android client when?
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>>185832505
it's byond.
never ever.
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>tfw permabanned and told by pomf themselves that im not coming back
>never going to get to pack it up
why live
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>>185833014
You got to pack it up and leave
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>glocks in the future
>chucklefucking .380 in the future
>not even an auto sear upgrade
>no scifi upgrades at all

Really should code some changes to that when I get done with my current projects
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Never play wiz again
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so whats this place?
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>>185834532
delete this post
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Can silicons sigh?
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>>185835739

i like to *ping as a sigh.
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>>185835739
Me as the corpse in the top right
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>>185835739
>>185836112
Isn't *buzz more appropriate?
I'm pretty sure the emote is even "X makes a sighing buzz."
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>Enjoy your time off. If you disagree with this ban (and somehow gain 70 IQ points), go to the forum: http://ss13.moe/forum/

it's a 3day ban
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>>185835739
I never understood how that ended up Zasing everyone.
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>>185831930
>tell you the HoP has suicided
>you casually shrug it off and walk into the shuttle bar
not to mention i wasn't the only person who complained about you
just don't play heads
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>>185835739
me in the middle
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post your static's theme song
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVyq2v8EV5A
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>>185837630
https://youtu.be/BEOximWoFd0
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s
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how do i telescience? ive done the little drift equation where do i begin?
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
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>>185838224
Seal it off with girders and point emitters at the telepad. Teleport people to it, they'll be grateful for the tan.

If they ahelp you tell the admin it's their fault they died for not applying lotion.
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>>185838371

i'm just lost as to how to actually teleport things.

set the gps to 100,100,1 get back 90,99,1 I correct the drift and then when i try to receive stuff nothing comes back. I imagine i'm missing some key step.
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>>185838824

if the gps gets to 90 99 1 then the offsets are -10 -1 1, if you put that in then it should be correct, try to receive from 90 99 1
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>>185838918

yea i got that. I received the gps from 90,99,1 my problem is trying to receive other things.

like chapel had a plush nar-sie I looked up the coordinates of that square ran back to telescience punched them in and tried to receive. I imagine thats not how that works tho from the looks of it.
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
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>>185839124
which one are you
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>>185839041

You had the offset wrong then, lets say you punch in and teleport a gps named test to 100,100, 1 and you get 95, 96 you punch in -5 for the x coordinate offset and -4 for the y coordinate offset. Set the coordinates to where the gps landed, so in this case 95, 96, 1 and press receive and if it comes back you did it right. Note there are teleport protected areas that require bluespace crystals to teleport things out but the chapel is not one of them.
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>>185839041

don't press recalibrate, it resets the offsets. if you haven't pressed recalibrate then you need to calibrate the teleporter again as every now and then the offsets reset
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>>185839380

The offsets only reset when you recalibrate after the telepad fizzles, not randomly.
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>>185839249

i don't see how it was wrong. the offset should have been -10,-1,1 100,100,1 came back as
90,99,1.

the doll was at 270,238,1 offset still set. no recalibrate. I hit receive and get a teleport successful but nothing comes through.
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Those were some good bombs, nice job.
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You killed me bawka. After I sold you comfy shoes.
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>>185839510

You're not subtracting the offset from the actual coordinates right? Because the telepad automatically does that. If it was correct then either the source coordinate was wrong or someone grabbed the plushie.
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>>185823516
Airflow don't hurt me
Airflow don't hurt me
No more
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>>185839609

i just set the offset. I even tried tele'ing myself infront of the computer.
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>tfw Doug North is just a meme and doesn't actually exist
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>>185839716

Should be fine then, you physically went to the chapel and noted the coordinate down?
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>>185840002

yea. I'm gonna try it out again this round. see what happens. Got blown up before i could figure it out last round.
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>buy voice changer
>change it to "Mask of the human"
>wear it
>metagamer stuns, cuffs and rips it off my face
>underneath is the exact same face because I didn't try to change my identity
>scream in pain and complain to centcomm about security ripping my fucking face off
>they get demoted

heh..
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>>185837630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
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Can someone give me a discord invite link?
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>>185840740
literally read the OP for a link
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aha. I got the tele to teleport some monkeys i accidentally teleported to me. now we're cookin.
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>>185840912
I managed to get into the coder one but the other one says it's expired
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So I always knew about this game but wanted to give it a go after i watched mandalores review of it, it seems like something id be into. Anyone got any helpful tips/advice, also how alive are the fallout and colonial marines variations of the game?
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>>185841157
is that some kind of normie youtuber?
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>>185841157
Colonial marines is technicly a team deathmatch mode,i would not advice you to start with it as you will probably do something that will get you banned if you dont know basic controls and shit, you should read the wiki before getting on this server ESPECIALLY the rules so you dont get yourself banned, the wiki more or less has everything youll need and you should start with a basic job like janitor.
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>>185841157
Colonial Marines has 50-120 players most of the time. Fallout 13 is dead as far as I know.
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>>185841249
>>185841418
tnx for the help; Ill just play the default game then. Shame for fallout tho id prefer to play this than fallout online

>>185841243
nah hes not that popular at all, hes just the only reviewer that actually explains the spirit of the game, and besides he browses /v and /vg so i know his reviews are autism aproved.
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So how do I build a ZAS?
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>>185841149
You mean https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm right?
It shouldn't have an expiry date (and seems fine on the Discord)
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>have an idea for a bar with a menu you use to buy food/drinks
>know it'll never work on /vg/ because people just want to run up to the desk, grab food, mash use key then run off
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>>185843436
>not forcing them to do it at shotgun point
>not making the ones who do not comply into the next food and drink items
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>>185843436
put the food behind the desk and not on the counter if you dont want people to run off
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Radiation happens and your character gets a supernatural ability, what do they get and how do they use it?
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>>185843784
>welding tool
>wrench
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>>185843926
>disarm/shotgun
>disposals
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>>185843959
>ahelp
>ban

gottem
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>>185843994
>offer erp to banning admin
>unban
easy
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>code food storage box
>box attached to small console screen
>box is id locked
>order on screen
>box produces food item
>could run to customer via conveyors or be hand delivered

Find a bored coder.
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>>185844290
A machine.... that Vends items???

Perhaps we could call it.... a vending machine?
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>>185844368
Perhaps if the vending machines werent godawful ugly things and more adaptable, sure. This would need to be more of a remote vending machine with suitable graphics.
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Energy_Manifestation

Make all the space trannies an hero.
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
It feels like OOC in IN
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>>185844580
>IN
IC
fucking hell I'm off to bed
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2 Cat
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>>185844647
Damn already using your superpower.
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>>185844697
I've been using it for 22 years
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep_Magic
ironic since playing ss13 is fucking up my sleep
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>>185841527
>Shame for fallout tho
Nah. It was dying when it was new.
Crazy™ server rules. Nobody could start fights with anybody unless they were an admin.
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>>185837630
https://youtu.be/v3pXNTCeevo
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>>185842438
Pick a room.
Find a series of airlocks between that room and space.
Plant remote signalers.
Whine about MALF.

~ or ~

Wait until only one person is nearby.
Break a window.
Whine about how they broke a window.

~ and remember ~

You didn't do it right if you didn't pass the baton.
And learn wires in the bathroom, to ward off ghetto chemistry.
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I #StandwithPlap

If you're going to enforce an over 18 rule, you should ban half the admins.
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>>185847470
that meme is old

current admins are bitter old fucks
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>>185847193
>implying spessman are his role models
>using a zealot discord chat log as support
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>Plapatin banned for being underage
>Kolith was given admin
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>>185847470
Dumb kumiko poster
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>>185847193
What Plap doesnt get is the age thing was just an excuse to get rid of his constant "my dad works at nintendo" tier bullshit in ooc over anything else.
And while there is no outright rule on age, giving a minor access to the server while having adult materials accessible is probably not in the yardbirds self interest.
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>>185847834
>rule 0 ban someone instead of just ooc banning them

I mute ooc, what was so bad about him?
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>>185847918
He literally never shut the fuck up about childish bullshit and his stories (lies) were obnoxious. I would of ooc banned the kid myself but theres other considerations pomf has to worry about than some dumb kid who wont shut up.
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>>185848064
banning one kid for being underage instead of writing into the rules "you have to be 18 to play here" will not free pomf of any legal trouble.

If pomf wants to have no worries just write into the rules "You have to be 18 to play on /vg/station" and ban everyone that admits to being underage.
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>>185847834
>just an excuse to get rid of his constant "my dad works at nintendo" tier bullshit in ooc over anything else.
But rule 0 bans are a thing.
Why not just make "Rule 0: We're tired of your OOC bullshit" the ban reason?
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>>185848182
Cause then killette should have been banned 2 years ago.
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>>185848173
>If pomf wants to have no worries
Don't think that's an issue for him
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>>185848223
what is pomf's issues that he has to ban plapatin and not just ooc ban him?
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>>185848316
Ask Pomf
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>>185848350
so you admit there's no reason to permaban plapatin?
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>>185848820
>needing a reason to remove a user from your own server
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>>185837630
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5yTmVxRN2g
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>>185848897
obviously he had a reason or he wouldnt ban him.

unless pomf is crazy and ban ppl 4 fun?

he say global rule 2 but that doesnt make sense 4 many reason
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Would leonid randomly go on non antag murdersprees on /vg/?
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>That last round


Sammy you Chucklefuck. I'll see you hung
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>>185847193
>I built a literal potato powered raspberry pi guys
>oh and I upgraded the processor on it
>what do you mean you guys don't believe me
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>tfw you get bussed in for something cool then immediately die to a mix of weird circumstances and your own horrible unrobustness
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>>185847193
I feel like plap is the one bitching about it in the thread. Or other underage fags.
>Imagine this: A child grows up around adults, thus getting plenty of role models and growing up to be a good person. Now, let's imagine those role models are taken away
it might be better for his health to stay away desu. how else will he work on rasbery-pi super computer?
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>>185798696
>Engineer Traitor
>Steal the captain's jet pack
>Incredibly easy
>Set up SM
>Go to space
>Buy Emag
>break in to captain's quarters
>Take jetpack
>In RL, currently at work on third shift
>Security girl comes up to talk
>In game, go to pod and buckle in
>Girl in RL is cute
>talk about how our sleep is fucked up
>She asks how I'm passing the time
>Mention SS13
>Explain it as briefly as possible
>Sound like a total fuckin dork
>Ask her out for coffee before our next shift
>Get her number
>Go back to game
>I've been murdered

I should have protected my virginity, I'm almost a wizard.
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>>185848820
rule 0'd, now go back to your legos plapatin
>>185849497
don't forget, he plays SS13 on his custom linux distro, despite there being no BYOND client in linux (no, he doesn't use WINE, his shit is CUSTOM)
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>>185849558
No one cares faggot.
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>>185849553
>>185849602
im not plapatin, I just feel sorry for him l
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>>185849497
>No, I am not made fun of online due to my autism.
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>>185849558
It isn't worth it anon
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>no bans
WEW LADDIE
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>>185849558
its just coffee anon
go for it!
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>>185849680
You're just jealous that I LITERALLY EXPLAINED SS13 AND GOT A DATE


THIS SHIT IS BYOND IMPOSSIBLE

>>185849782
This guy is probably right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDxE4r5ixD0
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clown_Physiology
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>>185849558
Security guard?
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>>185849945
I work at a hospital. You know that chick in that gif from the olympics doing javelin tossing? She's got arms like a man but a face of an angel? Take that and put it in a cop uniform, and maybe add a few pounds.
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>>185849898
We're all gonna make it brah
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>did some shit wrong but learned from it and became a better person
>still given shit because of it
>harassed for practically no reason
>just trying my best
Who am I?
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>>185849558
>irl security waifus steal the husbandos

how can other jobfus even compete?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impurity_Destruction

>>185843862
I got "being the Chaplain", so I guess I use it to get assassinated.
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>be AI for one of my first times
>everything is going fine except for an ion law i missed
>internet cuts out
>do everything i can to get it back up
>>fug hes gonna ban me now
>use phone data to ahelp about my internet crash
>"k"
>finally get it back online
>reconnect
>Round end music plays

there goes my learning round
how did i do for the short time i was online?
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>>185850105
attention whoring turbo shitter, make an appeal so I can laugh at you
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>>185850208
>>185847193
Autism shrieks.
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>played the game for a few years
>decent player
>a few good characters
>mostly forgettable
who am I?
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>>185850783
nobody, fuck off
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>>185850783
a faggot
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>>185850783
That fat bastard bus driver?
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>>185848820
Why are you asking me?
I'm not Pomf
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plap is really trying in his appeal.
If only he would mentally grow up. But he still sucks his thumb. What a shame.
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Unban Plap but bar him from OOC!
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>>185847193
>nobody posted a lego brick in the thread yet
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>but what if I said my entire age thing was a ruse, i was over 18 this entire time and you have nothing to say otherwise

MERELY
PRETENDING

what a faggot
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>>185852326
I unironically love lego and still do, but I'm too old to have any without being judged.
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>>185852326
I'm tempted to make an account just to post it
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>>185852409
there's always lego digital designer
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>>185852575
I am ashamed to admit how many lego programs and games I own.
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>>185852326
well guess if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself
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>>185852415
I will do it for 5 pomfcoins
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>>185852353
Worse, lying in a ban appeal.
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>>185853115
already done
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my sides
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>>185853267
>>185853268
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>>185853268
>>185853267
I hope you make this your permanent forum account.
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>>185853423
Nah, I already have an acc, but it's better to be a masked vigilante shitposter
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keks aside, are we all bad people for poking fun at this 14/15 year old hyper-autistic kid?
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Reminder that Doobiedoo was underage when made admin originally and proof was posted here and nothing was done about it.
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>>185853395
>1502548229496.png
>1502548229936.jpg
0.440 seconds apart.
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>im a mature non-autistic adult
>for fun I like to bully an underage autist on my space man pretend game
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>>185853748
Who is Angelite for $2000
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>>185853524
I hope you proxied.

>>185853590
You're a bad person for being here.
See >>185776646
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>>185853908
>I hope you proxied.
Yeah, I'm not stupid.
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>>185853908
>You're
*No, but you're
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If you want to be free from legal action due to minors viewing porn on our server, put in the rules "You have to be 18 to play here."

It will free you from all legal trouble, you can't ban every underage, and you aren't even attempting to. If somebody were to sue you would have no defence, you'd be shut down.
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>>185854028
They didn't ban him for underage. They banned him for shitting in OOC and ahelp.
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>>185854014
>grammar mistake argument
get a hobby goldsteel
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>>185854014
What.
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>>185854154
ur a dummy
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Plapatin may be an autistic child, but everyone posting unrelated memes or reaction images in his appeal is acting like an autistic child.
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>>185854154
I have a hobby. I burn things from a distance in an interesting way every week. I haven't correct other people's grammar since I was 12 and stopped doing spelling tests.
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>>185854142
Except he was banned by Pomf for a non-existant server rule based on him saying he was underage in his admin application. Nothing, at all, to do with OOC because Pomf doesn't even play.
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>>185853805
Fuck off, Chase.
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>>185854154
I was >>185853908
That was an actual typo.

>>185854257
It's fine to attack a boogeyman. That's normal human behavior.
It's not fine to be on 4chan. It indicates that you're not socially adjusted.
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>>185854154
>>185854339
I forgot to mention I'm not the one correcting grammar mistakes. Go nuts, kiddos.
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>>185854330
but
it is funny
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>>185854432
You did not need to make that clarification in that way.
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>>185854330
You can't stop me
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>>185852353
>wink wink wink wink
nuklearcellphoneg was a mistake.
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>>185854832
I want him to leave.
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>>185854918
Space man is on a Space boat!
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>>185855104
Nice image Nuke, a good representation of what you do every single time you post anywhere.
Kill yourself, honestly.
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It seems that nuke, my friend and yours too, has taken care of this underage problem.
Good job nuke, my friend.
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>>185856079
Nuke: we won't look at your appeal unless you're 18
Nuke: we only know your age because you provided it
Nuke: wink wink
Plap: ok. pretend I'm 18
everyone else: wow what a faggot

Would have gone better if he'd said, "I was underage but have become 18 since being banned." Bit late to fix that, but... wow.
He was following directions.
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>palp giving out his discord and asking for admins to talk with him there rather than on the forum
HANDLED ON DISCORD
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>>185856186
>>185852215
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>>185856186
more like him being a dumbass and STILL giving out personal information with the same name as the one here.
He just proved nuke's, my friend's, point.
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>>185856361
Yeah...... he should have just PM'd them on Discord with no mention on the thread.
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>>185856541
Except he's banned from both discords and the IRC if I recall correctly.
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>thread shits on plap
>thread loves majestic_mastadon
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>>185856605
wew

don't you have to share a server to PM people on Discord?
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>>185857267
depends on their settings I think
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>>185798696
>tfw i made that gif based on a crude drawing based on an idea i gave to the artist
I'm honored it's still in circulation long after i've stopped frequenting this place often.
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>>185857697
That's one of the few images posted almost every thread.
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3900&start=10#p20992
What about Chug?
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posting on the forum never ends well, everyone will think you're an autist or a weirdo
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>>185858874
I usually get the outcome I want in ban requests

The system (mostly) works
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>Try to get the crew to work
>devolves into TDM

You people deserved the deathsquad. I was actually mining to save you shits when you killed me.
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>>185859147
Same. When I was new I fucked up and tried to ban evade a really simple ban. At the time I didn't realize how bad of a thing it was to do. I appealed it and got the perma reduced to just the rest of my temp ban. Never been banned since.
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What is some /ss13g/ approved anime?
>>
best round
browntide forever
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>>185860595
Hibike! Euphonium
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>>185860595
boku no space
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>>185860556
DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A SHAFT MINER?!
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>>185860595
space battleship yamato (either version's good), cowboy bebop, and irresponsible captain tylor are all pretty great I M O
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>>185860842
I watched this and it was good. I recommend it to all anime enthusiasts
t.satisfied customer
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>>185860556
I got killed, and the second I was cloned, the same guy ran in and killed me again.
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>>185860595
obligatory legend of the galactic heros post
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>>185860595
space dandy for realism
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>>185860731
entry level pleb trash
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>>185860595
Speaking as a shaft miner, I have to promote coexistence tendencies and the desire to drill with Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
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>>185861152
Yea that guy was a dipshit. I told them to get the crew to mine, not run around murderboning.
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>>185860595
FLCL
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>>185860595
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y62utHUKa2Ia
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>>185860595
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>>185861329
what was so bad about plap's oocposting? All I've seen from him is him occasionally saying something cringey and then getting ignored. that's nothing even close to Killette in his prime. Did I miss some extravagant shitposting from plap?
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>>185862152
meant to quote
>>185854142
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lol
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>>185860627
Kill yourself toomykins
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>admins don't answer my ahelp, but sure can spawn them deathsquads
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The /vg/ coding Discord has created an antag datum task force and channel to try and finally get the damn things done. Are you willing to contribute to the cause? If you have any coding experience at all and want to help, join the coder Discord linked in the OP and ping @N3X15 to join the cause.
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>>185862893
and it'll still never be completed because >n3x1s
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>>185864218
i am the eggman
i've got the master plan
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>>185862520
Not even me.
Who are you and why are you so butthurt at me?
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>>185864218
They've got our guy unid though.
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>People give their opinion on why Plap should stay banned
>sawbones enters, types in all lowcaps basically saying "hmmm i'm not sure on this, i guess it's okay..."
Jesus christ
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>>185866097
>Nuke dropping incredibly unsubtle hints on a way for plap to get back in and plap completely missing them.
Really activates my almonds.
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>>185823568
MoMMibot: Help: Acmesrv/(Mr Ufo): uhhhh someone made a bigass swatika at the church need to say more?
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>>185866097
>i only said its dumb because I don't think we really cared up until that point??? but do what legoman said, otherwise perhaps pomf is right if you cant keep ur age in ur pants ur probably better off elsewhere.
>and i guess copa but thats under 13 right i dont know
sawbones is literally retarded everytime he posts.
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>>185823568
>tfw you're in it
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>>185867057
>everytime he posts
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>tfw im Gary Freakin' Gutter and nobody can prove me wrong
>>
gary gutter
more like gary splutter
because he gags on dick
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>>185867434
but how can you be gary gutter if i am gary gutter?
>>
Engineering was doing good this round, with the amount of shit that was happening, I was expecting the station to be in an even more chaotic state.
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>absorb gary gutter
>dress up as her
>transform into gary gutter
>stand on the husk
>shout "its me, im gary gutter"
>nobody questions if I really am her
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>>185867719
No one cares about Garry.

I just leave him to die most of the time.
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inb4 /vg/station first civil war is gary-loyalist browntide versus gutterhaters
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>>185867976
>1 person vs the entire server
unfair fight desu
>>
will the real gary gutter, please stand up?
>>
BROWNTIDE
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How do admins know when a guy is ban evading? So many bans are ban evade and I cant figure how they would know.
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>play sec
>security is shit, frank white is the assistant
>play any other job
>security is spot on, frank white as the hos
the worst timeline
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>>185868563
>letting people know so they can attempt to work around it
You're not actually this naive, are you?
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>>185868717
Can you change this post so it has my static instead of frank white
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>>185868735
I mean there could be answer that doesnt necessarily tell the exact method.
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>>185868717
>play sec
>security is shit, doug north isn't on
>play any other job
>security is spot on, doug north isn't on
>doug north will never ever be on
the worst worst timeline
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Who the fuck is gary gutter and why do you faggots keep circlejerking about him?
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>39 players
>7 security
WEW LAD
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>>185868563
IP and CID, usually. Even though those are common knowledge, most people are too stupid to try to hide them.
There are other, slightly more secret ways, too, though
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>>185869121
He's a legitimate shitter every round that refuses to be banned
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>>185869246
Whats a CID?
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>>185869258
>refusing to get banned
that works?
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>>185868563
Byond is genuine spyware.
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>>185869336
Ask the chicken
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>>185869325
Computer ID. Number generated by BYOND to be unique to a specific computer. Hardware hashing or something.
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>play sec
>security is shit, my waifu isn't on
>play any other job
>security is spot on, my waifu is playing her sec job
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>>185869124
>7 security is bad

easily hos warden det + 4 officers, what's wrong with that?
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>>185869743
>1/5 of the station is security
>there are no engineer

you tell me
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>>185869819
niigga i wasnt on that round, you didnt mention anything about engineering in your post teebeaege
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>>185870503
>teebeaage
?
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>>185870617
t b h
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>>185870957
How the fuck did you get that out of teebeaage
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>>185871039
fuck off
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>no security dream team of frank, johnny, riccardo and neon hair anime detective girl waifu
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>>185870957
I thought you meant teabag
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>>185871275
mandatory tohru selfshill post here
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>>185871275
>Doug North (Detective)
How many deaths by revolver by round end?
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>>185866080
Unid doesn't work with other people and is always impossible to contact regularly. He's pretty much the worst person you could use on a group project for that reason and also why he never become a collaborator.
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>>185871753
The entire crew,twice[/spoiler] using only 12 shots.
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>>185868563
They know
• your Internet Protocol address (use a proxy)
• your Computer Identification number (use a virtual machine)
• the filepath to your BYOND install (use different account names on your VMs)
• your account age (new guy knowing everything raises flags)
• your typing habits (EXTREMELY recognizable)
• your gameplay habits (pretty recognizable)
also >>185869412
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>>185871560
i dont selfshill my dude
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>>185872661
Sorry dude, by thread logic everyone mentioned self shills. No exceptions.
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>>185871753
six billion
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>>185871275
>neon hair anime detective girl waifu
even the french slut is better
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does tohru adachi self shill? i think he's the only good detective that ive seen in a long while, not seen a better one in years
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>>185873076
Go away Tohru.
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>>185873076
stop falseflagging
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>there's a tohru in the server but it's not a maid dragon
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what do you think tohru eats for breakfast?
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>>185872997
>french slut
sounds cute
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neon hair is for shitters
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>>185872997
>slut
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>>185872114
Thanks
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>>185850783
You're me.
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>>185874010
>gimmick is literally speaking like she's gargling on dicks

:T H I N K I N G:
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>been an underage spaceman since I began and till 2016
>if anyone found out it would probably a thread full if shitposting about it
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>>185850783
everyone who posts this image is a confirmed shitter
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>>185874293
speaking like a French is not being a slut
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>>185874546
No, she speaks like she's gargling on a dick.
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>>185874116
I'm missing a few, I don't know everythign they use.
But they absolutely use everything on that list.

Proximity attempting to log in on a banned account also raises eyebrows.

Wait 3 or 4 weeks before ban evading, or else be paranoid about your habits.
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>>185874678
>so obsessed with dick he thinks somebody sounds like they are sucking dick
ur gay
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>>185871106
>>185871039
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>>185849080
>>185849738
N3X15 wrote the reasons in the ban appeal:
>You are underage.
>You are a shit.

On #2 I can't comment since I don't know what kind of player he was. But it's a valid rule 0 ban reason.
nuke wrote a lot about #1, and I can completely understand why someone would rather not have an openly underage player on their server. After all, it's their server and choice.

Sure, it sucks for him, but that's life. We've all been there.
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>>185875537
Well I mean.
Dont tell people your age online. I hope its a lesson learned.
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>>185875757
But there's plenty of other examples who were never banned for it. It's a cop out to ban him for it to distract from what the ban actually should have been.
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[09:30:33]SAY: Frank White/Kaptin Morgan/(Frank White) (@224,285,1) Deadsay: complains, "i've been sliding into the power gay hole at an accelerating rate recently"
[09:30:41]SAY: Frank White/Kaptin Morgan/(Frank White) (@224,285,1) Deadsay: complains, "i can no longer walk around without having insualted in my bag or on hands"
[09:31:59]SAY: Frank White/Kaptin Morgan/(Frank White) (@223,271,1) Deadsay: complains, "i do not know a single sec player that doesnt greytide it on the side"
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>>185876513
>[09:31:59]SAY: Frank White/Kaptin Morgan/(Frank White) (@223,271,1) Deadsay: complains, "i do not know a single sec player that doesnt greytide it on the side"
i dont
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>>185876513
What a piece of filth
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>>185876513
I'll never understand why people are fascinated with gloves.
Just identify the power wire at roundstart and you're set.
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>>185877456
it protects against lots of unexpected electric shocks
like shocked doors
shocked machines
shocked floor
shocked grilles
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>security overstaffed
>filled with names that litter the dream team lists
>no one suspected a fucking thing until nar-nar
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>be clown
>join party in cargo
>tall bad joke about vox
>vox comes in, push me and cuff me
>Pretty sure this party turned from fun to maximum bulli
>nope just cult
oh thank god
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>>185876513
>Frank becoming Rin
So this is how it ends.
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post your god tier security team list
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>>185877846
only dream teamer there was frank
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WE
HAPPY
FEW
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>Finally spawn as alien when no one knows about them and not just before the shuttle docks
>We spot cultists near our burgeoning nest and decide they'd make nice hosts
>They're so competent sec doesn't suspect a thing and they summon nar-sie the moment we were about to start attacking
>Nar-nar eats the nest immediately
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>>185877954
NOT WITH A BANG
BUT A WHIMPER
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>Cultist changes coming
Someone point me to the pull request.
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>>185878021
EZ mode cult.
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>>185878119
I was busy mining and space exploring, I just thought it funny that the three survivors were on the same outer pod, and because we survived, cult didn't achieve complete victory.
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>>185877974
>HoS
Frank
>Officers
Riccardo
Antonio
Johnny
>Detective
Tohru

couldnt think of a good warden
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>>185877684
Just don't be a goober and you're set unless it's malf
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>Democracy in SS13
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How do I act more fuckable while still being a good security officer?
inb4 >implying you're a good one right now
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>>185878086
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15633
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>>185878415
If it's Malf, you can reasonably expect the meteorologist to keep you alive.
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>>185878662
Dominance, and having a jiggleable booty.
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>>185878662
there's no fuckable girls in security anyway
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>>185879002
nobody was talking about girls
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>>185879107
girls are for sexual, boys are for hard working 9-5 shifts at the oil refinery
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What are the most long term helpfull non-silicon roles to the station overall? Active engis or medics, maybe?
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>>185879509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU
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>>185878662
have flavor text (no ghey shit)
dont gasmask
wear the shirt and scarf
be friendly and talkative to the rest of the sec crew, deliver doughnuts and coffee etc

there you go, would fugg anyway
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>>185880308
Janitor.
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Frank
Riccardo
Johnny
Eloise

perfect sec team? dont need a warden
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>>185878552
from the same round, found it funny
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>>185881047
Gutter
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>>185881047
you
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>>185880308
that and cargo techs
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>play a pAI
>people recognise my name and summon me in
>most of them give me stuff to do or listen to my advice
>get called a good pAI and get pats all the time
>now and then get a newb assistant who thinks i'm a talking doorjack
>still good more often than not

>play sec
>hardly anyone ever submits personalities
>whenever I go sec it's either cult or rev or gangs
>warden's gone braindead and the HoS either never showed up or wandered off to get murdered
>greyshits breaking into sec rooms
>ask them nicely to put the stolen cuffs back
>chair thrown in my face
>screams shitcurity as I taze and cuff the dumb cunt
>keeps resisting arrest and trying to steal shit whenever timer runs out
>warden refuses to brig
>probably RP buttbuddy with greyshit
>get called useless because I can't hit shit with 300ms ping and go straight to tazer instead
>have to constantly resist the urge to harmbaton

this game is suffering but I can't stop playing. listening to the clown honking as he's beaten to death is always good fun though
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>>185881626
>gangs
come to the right server sonny
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>>185881357
>valid name as sec
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>>185882453
I'm sure the admins agree, but aren't allowed to.
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>>185882413
Might do tomorrow if it means I don't have another 6 hours of Bryce Jackson being the only captain on deck and doing stupid shit like unlawing the AI for no reason.
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>10 minute malf round
Is the bunker down?
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>>185882661
/vg/ is genuinely a much better server than TG
command and sec get staffed fairly well now
purging the AI here is a bannu since the AI's are so valid hungry that they immediately gas everyone
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jack frost ai core WHEN?
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returning player after 1 year and a half roughly, I'm sure a lot of things have changed, can someone sum up the current state of the server briefly?
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>>185881047
Tohru is better than Eloise, this is just fact.
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All meme sprites for the AI removed when?
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>>185883462
stop falseflagging
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>>185883687
>calling someone good is falseflagging

must be /vg/, the server where nobody is nice to anyone else and the best response people have is "kys"
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>>185883421
When you sprite it.
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>>185883873
if you call someone good they'll call you that person so why bother
>>185884020
shouldn't be hard, what are the measurements? It has to be animated, right?
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>>185883363
That was kinda my problem with vg when I last played, everyone was validhungry as fuck, like it was AnCap station and the mime just violated the NAP by coughing. I haven't played in a year or so, was it tg or vg that had the retarded idea of disabling the common radio channel as a trial for a week or so after the bombcap got removed?
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>>185884163
>That was kinda my problem with vg when I last played, everyone was validhungry as fuck
>was

It still is mate. In fact it's gotten even worse.
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>>185884369
no it hasnt
its always more or less the same
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>>185884615
Yeah it has. Before, not everyone killed you on the spot when you did something a non-antag wouldn't think of doing.
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>>185884858
not everyone does now

fucking alarmist I swear
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>>185881047
>no Jean
it's traysh
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>>185883451
waifufagging isn't as bad but there's a lot of newfags lately
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>>185884163
i mean the playerbase is validhungry as fuck, but its better rp than other places
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>>185884148
32x32, most seem to have around 15 frames?
And be sure to sprite in the proprietary editor thing.
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>>185883462
Patrick Bateman >>>>>> Mallory Brooks >>>>>>> Eloise >> Tohru >>>>> Nobody >>>> Everyone else
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>>185885508
>proprietary editor thing.
do tell, im retarded
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>>185885672
byond has a sprite editor.
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>>185886009
oh you mean that
So should i just find the file with the sprites, add 15 frames and send it to whoever for them to implement it?
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>>185885672
Been a while, I can't recall the name.
It's bundled with your BYOND install, it's part of Dream maker (or something)?
The only important thing is that it saves animation info into the .dmi image file.
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>>185886127
just add a sprite, see if you can find the piece of code and add your sprites to the table of usable sprites, then push to your own clone and or alert the dicksort server
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>>185885508
>>185886009
>telling someone to sprite in DM
What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?

>>185885672
Don't listen to that dipshit, you can make sprites in a 3rd party program and then import them into whatever .dmi file you want. You can even import .gif files, or make multiple .png files if you'd like and use those for your animated sprite.
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>>185886394
> you can make sprites in a 3rd party program and then import them into whatever .dmi file you want.
how does one do that, i'm fine with making'em in gimp
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>>185886127
>send it to whoever for them to implement it?
You can implement it yourself.

The art asset is
>/icons/mob/AI.dmi
name your new shit 'holo14'

In
>/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
change the
>"Mothman"
line to
>"Mothman",
and beneath it, add a line that says
>"Jack Frost"

Then two lines that say
>if("Jack Frost")
>holo_icon = getHologramIcon(icon('icons/mob/AI.dmi', 'holo14'))
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>>185887353
oh this looks easy, i do have to use github for that right
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>>185887115
>make sprite (or single frame of animation)
>save as 32x32 PNG file
>open DM
>navigate to the .dmi file where you want to add the sprite
>if you're just adding a single sprite, right-click the white space in the .dmi file and select "import" then choose the sprite you made
>if you're adding an animation or something directional, right-click the white space and click "new movie" then double-click the new, blank sprite in the .dmi to begin editing it. Then right-click each frame and select "import" to import the appropriate sprite for that frame
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>>185887467
>i do have to use github for that right
To request the changes be accepted, yes.

Git exists beyond github and frankly github is a blight, but they won't let you push to their repos without an account.
You're welcome to pull from the repos without, mind you.
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I don't want to go to deff
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https://github.com/discordia-space/CEV-Eris
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>Wizard destroys the entire station with a utility spell

Nerf bind object so that a wizard can't bind the fucking singularity.
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>>185885582

>Patrick Bateman better than Mallory Brooks
>Patrick dissing his waifu
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>>185888089
How the fuck is that permitted
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>>185888089

On the bright side, wizards that gets killed off means the round is over now

It's nice to see that feature back
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>>185888249
>>185888089
literally intended
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>>185888089
To be fair, that's exactly what I picture wizards as being, people who can push even crappy spells to their logical extreme. Utility spells fucking rock and there's not enough of them in video games.
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>>185888089
> fucking singularity
Chaste singularities, such as that one, are fair game.
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>>185889348
nooblord
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>go around as wizard making chaos n shit
>blink into cargo, exchange pleasantries
>they tell me my crate arrived
>crate named (WIZARD ONLY)
>Think that a stupid sec mislabelled the weapons crate order or something
>it shocks me when I open it
>admin plays the troll.wav

Fell for that, hook line and sinker, took me a good second to stop laughing.
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Breaking News!

>Just now, at a Cargonian independence rally, a syndicate wheelchair plowed into a group of counter protesters.
>There was one fatality, a mime, who perished in silent agony while being dragged to the medbay after being repeatedly run over near the Head of Personnel line
>The rally was attended mostly by Cargo Techs, miners, and was led by the Station's Quarter Master.
>This group clashed all shift with counter protesters who were mostly Anarcho-Clownunists, and Grey Lives matter supporters.
>Captain Buff Jones responded with an announcement using the Communications Console, in which he expressed his condolences but failed to unequivocally condemn the Cargonian demonstrators.
>Security is struggling to contain the situation.
>We are following the situation closely as it develops.
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>>185862632
admins aren't for solving in game problems they're for mashing their buttons for LE EBIC FORCED ROUND ENDS XD

just like coders don't actually add stuff, they play one round a year, get killed by something, then go on an autistic spree of nerfing that thing into the ground
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>>185877684
What if you need to do more complicated shit? What if someone fucked the door and you want to unfuck it for example? Or just removing AI wires, hacking various machines, wiring up an auto-bolter, etc.
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>>185890103
How do you rig crates?
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>>185890803
>hacking various machines
Only a few machiens require learning.
Learn all of them at roundstart (before the engine is set up), or trade an assistant for the info.
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>>185888137
Not even me posting it lad
And Mallory agrees I'm a better detective by the way
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>get called a goober
this hurts my feelings
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>>185891181
Please play the game before trying to comment on it.
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>>185891206
patrick what do you think of the other lads, is tohru the next PB of /vg?
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>>185891451
Name everything you expect to learn in a round.

>>185890803
You can also learn the wires on (most) machines using a remote signaler.
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>>185891747
One thing I learnt, never strive to be the next somebody. Be the one who the less successful will want to be the next of.
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>>185891206

But how can someone agrees when the other person never plays?
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>>185892420
Private conversation of course. Quoting indirectly, "I detcurity, so I guess".
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>>185893094
Considering there's only 4 noteworthy detective players it means he's the best though.
You dabbed yourself, dual sausage.
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Coders are testing a new modern version of europa lights
byond://71.11.243.53:11111
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>>185891206
Shiggy, kill yourself. I am unironically asking you to do this, just fucking take a trip out a tall window or off a bridge, or into one of the metro lines. You are scum.
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>>185860731
seen it
>>185860842
nice meme
>>185861124
seen it
>>185861189
t. celt
>>185861235
seen the space dandy movie
>>185861881
seen it
>>185862086
not seen it
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>>185893649
What did I ever do to you?
Also I heard Depeche Mode's Scum the other day, it's a really good song.
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>>185893903
>what did I ever do to you
You existed and made me disgusted at how you act. You use people and make them think you love them and are absolutely heartless when you get bored of them and dump them. Anyone who associates with you is ruined in one way or another or turned into an autist just like you.
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>>185893806
>not seen it


You're missing out. It's about half-jaded bastards doing menial labor in space.
Good characters and good social commetary. Cherry on top, it's proper hard sci-fi.
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>>185893649
>metro lines

Ahah that's just like my favorite game metro last light out now for pc
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>>185894112
Name 4 flicks and 3 video games where thus happens.
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>>185894446
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>tfw in /vg/ canon julia is patrick bateman's last and final waifu
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>>185894851
>tfw it's actually Mallory, them drifting in space after an escape pod incident
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>>185860595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BECRhQW8f0&list=PLZs0gQed9tMQhRdNEBfQocGTX8l2UHBnX&index=2

>>185876146
Do you have some sort of list with the corroborating evidence? :^) That could be worth many pomf coins
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>>185860595
Sora no Woto
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There's now a very pissed off gorilla out there swearing revenge on all of humanity. Good job crew. I tried to be their god and lead them to a peaceful existence with the humans, but you fucked it up, damn you, damn you all to hell.
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>>185860595
Should I watch her show?
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Good journalism round, breaking news is the best kind of valid to secure.
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>>185898426
i like valkyrie as a player and a person even if she won't stop calling me hun ingame
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>>185898751
I want her to call me hun as she unbuttons my bra
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>>185898751
valk called me hun ooc once, little do they know im attila the hun
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>>185898751
Cheers hun

>>185898983
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>>185898302
Just read the manga.
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>examine someone
>OOC: im new so please dont rape me too hard
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>>185885508
Why is the clown one unavailable?
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>>185901152
Bbecause its not on the list >>185887353
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say "*dab
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>[13:55:46]ADMIN: HELP: Blitzikaze/(Grey Area): Is there a way to get my mime vow back? - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
>>
MAKE /vg/ GREAT AGAIN
CODE FOR ANTAG DATUMS TODAY
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Hey guys, the ancient tajaran empire here, what's good and what's bad?
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>>185798696
>5000 degree table fire
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>>185902743
Nothing wrong with that. It's like raiders gaining the ability to understand galactic common.
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>>185907073
Gross.
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>>185907073
Jesus christ I can almost feel the 2 frames.
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Wii-fi was a mistake
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>>185908380
This lighting system is actually significantly cheaper than our current lighting system.
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keep in mind we're still working on the style issue with europa lights
some stuff is gonna get resprited, likely including the wall lighting
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>>185907073
>not including my R-UST
Lameo my codeo
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>>185909080
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>>185908710
Steal it. Awkward pitch black patches aside, it's pretty.
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>>185909708
>Steal it.
It is in the final stages of being ported already.
These screenshots were taken on /vg/code.
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Ok, so how do i go about improving life on the station with telescience? message cargo and yell at everyone to turn on suit sensors? I need ideas to work towards.
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>>185910996
deliver food for chef
deliver cargo crates
telebomb the captain
telebomb the clown
retrieve bodies
do some math with coordinates in the map editor and steal shit
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>>185910996
You don't. Just like bombs, you're there to give antags extra toys.
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>>185911330

Wiki says that the numbers are off when you look at the map editor. But i do like the idea of tele'ing shit from around space. Is there anyway to track down dead bodies without gps?
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>>185911812
1. that's why i said you have to do some math. go get a gps and compare the coordinates in the map editor with gps coordinates from the same location and figure out what the randomly generated offset is.

2. not really
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How is Europalights less taxing when it looks more polished? Is Goonlights just that shittily coded?
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>>185912043
a lot of load is moved over from the server to clientside rendering. i'm not sure exactly how goonlights works in comparison to europalights but i think europalights has way less calculations to do on turfs than goonlights
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>>185912043
Europa lights moves a lot of the processing over to the client, while Goonlights is mostly server-side. It's about 50% less taxing on the server than Goonlights is.
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>>185798696
What does /vg/ think about stationeers?

I really hope it's everything I've ever dreamed of.
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>>185912042

O geez. How upset does that make people to metagame like that?

anyway to control the telepad remotely?
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Ive seen some scientists teleport shit purely based off of sight, what item is it that does that?
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>>185912843
Was there a blue orb kind of effect when the thing teleported?
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>>185912671
i don't think anyone cares, it's a fundamental part of telescience and really easy to do

and not that i know of
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>>185910996
>>185911330

cargo has their own teleport devices
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>>185912401
T. Dean Rocket Hall
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>>185912401
If what they have shown in the streams is true, that's pretry rad
i don't have the beta though
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>>185913038

The most ive done is figure out the vox trader ship coordinates and tele all his shit to the kitchen counter.
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>>185912401
Seems surprisingly well put together, considering the dev.
But near as I can tell, your question belongs in >>185732071
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>>185913023
I think so, it definitely wasnt regular telescience, they could even teleport stuff they could see through cameras
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>>185913410
That's the subspace tunneler. Check the makeshift weapons page on the wiki for how to construct it.
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>>185909830
>flashlights now directional
oh god yes
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>>185912043
Different updating models. When a light changes on goonlights, every tile it touches has to recalculate every light touching it to account for one being removed.
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>>185877924
sorry for stunning you
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>>185913142
>>185913185
>>185913307

Just checked out some of the streams, this arouses me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-itj0ZVqBRQ

Wouldn't this be a spacestation13 thing too though? I mean, it looks like it has literally copied the gameplay mechanics from the game and put them into 3D.
>>
actually fuck off dean
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>>185915420
I think that video is a little outdated, whatever
dean actually did a good job at implementing atmos and zas
lighting looks good
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>>185916170
why does Dean keep referring to himself in 3rd person?
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_Creation
Make the entire station into a labryinth,and become a captain.
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>>185917252
We deff now.
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>>185895313
Too late now, both the admins who became admins while underage are above age now.
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>>185894851
>>185895240
why are you posting this
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolution

Oh boy.
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>deff
>roundstart blind
>20 minutes later finally can see
>station is complete shit

Spacing myself was the correct choice. Fuck that round, delete deff when?
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how gay is it to play a trap character?
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suffering_Empowerment

Sounds like my day to day in spess.
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>>185918107
it's ok to be gay
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>>185918107
you won't be called gay or a trap, you'll be called a mentally retarded tranny.

t. someone that thought they'd try that
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>tfw you fuck off to space to find shit and be a lonely recluse instead of helping people and being sociable
I feel kind of bad for that.

>>185918107
Very gay, and you will end up regretting it later down the line and looking at how fucking creepy you must've come off as.
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>>185843862
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Flexibility
OH BOY
TIME TO VENT CRAWL
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>deff again
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>>185918107
Pretty gay but >>185918258
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>>185917669
Oh then I don't care
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Im not fucking playing Deff.
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>>185918736
well yeah now you can't get you balids. Sad desu.
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Inducement
clowning ensues
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>>185918458

You can't escape the Duny train
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>>185909830
I kind of like. Directional flashlights is hot shit. But what the fuck is pic related?
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>>185922097
wall lighting is visible no matter what side of the wall you're on, which is pretty much unpreventable

should look a little better once wall lighting isn't so blocky and is extended and faded out better
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I have a couple more I forgot to post.
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>>185922393
If the cost of the new lighting system is the things I circled, I sure as fuck don't want it. It's looks awful. I'm sure many others on the git would feel the same.
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>>185923160
we'll be looking at ways to prevent it, not sure if it's possible yet but cross your fingers
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>>185923152
This shit looks bad. I like this new lighting in theory but I'm guessing this is due to limitation of byond. I don't like it.
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>>185923160
But that kind of thing exists with the current lighting system as well.
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>>185923160
we literally have the same thing in the current lighting system we have.

>tfw always know when toxins is making a bomb because you can see the wall blazing in ghetto botany.
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>>185923519
No, that thing you circled (this time) is due to a sprite, which can be changed. Just nobody has figured out how to make it look good with our wall sprites yet.
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>>185924003
>>185923519
we're also probably going to see about changing up the wall sprites not only to fit the new system better but also for a quality increase in general
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>>185924423
>changing wall sprites

Boy... they better be the greatest damn sprites ever made
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>>185924423
The only walls that need changing are rwalls
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>>185925224
they won't be. we've had these same sprites for so damn long that touching them will trigger "They changed it, now they suck!" in almost everyone but the newest of players.
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>>185925508
don't fix what ain't broke. the wall sprite is one of the most visible on the station and the neutral blank gray one we have now is perfect because of how boring it is
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>>185926440
Fix the rwalls, leave everything else intact
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>>185926689
>fix
Don't worry, the only thing happening here will be improving
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>>185926689
>>185926440
>>185925508
>>185925224
>>185925469

it'll be in a separate PR anyway, so if people don't like them then they can slap their dick on the thumbs down because clearly improvement is out of the question
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>>185926440
Fuck off boxbabby
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>>185926440
I don't know why people who have never tried anything different pretend to have sophisticated tastes.
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>>185927205
the TG sprite is fucking disgusting and you know it, anon.
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>>185927205
>how do you know it's shit if you haven't tasted it?
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>>185927414
Don't we share the same wall sprites with them?
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>>185927015
WOOP WOOP
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>>185927459
You've never seen it, you've never seen anything else, and yet you assume the current thing you have is the best thing ever made.
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>>185898302
Yes it's so good
I prefer the anime over the manga as opposed to what >>185900910 said but the manga goes way past the anime and has the ending which is one of if not the best part of the series

Plus the openings are god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeHDUullSCk
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>>185927085
>>185925508
Well, if the things I bitched about can (hopefully) be fixed, I'm all for it. I don't even care if we do have to change the wall sprites. You byond wizards can figure out a way to change them while not making it TG or goon tier I'm sure. Good luck you nerdy faggots.
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>>185929376
thanks dad
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>August 12th, 2017
>Deff is still in the rotation

I dont care what you replace it with, but get rid of this god awful map. Even packed would be superior to this garbage.
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>>185930974
Name exactly 67 and 3 quarters problems with deficiency
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>>185930974
local shitter screams for attention, recieves little
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>>185930974
(you)
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Reminds me when they kept changing the dota 2 item icons
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>Slime can be made immune to Space/Cold/Extinguishers

Nerf desu
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>that broken as fuck slime
CHRIST
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>>185931570
can anything even kill them then?
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>>185931570
I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ROBUST IN MY LIFE

MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT NOTICING MASTER WAS STUNNED
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>>185931649
hurt feelings

youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI
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>>185931570
Yesterday I was immune to cold/extinguishers/beating/lasers/plasma.
But I couldn't feed and so I just spent 30 minutes unable to die, talk, hear, move through vents.
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>>185931570
>>185931642
>>185931649
Also, I wasn't IMMUNE, I just took very little brute damage. I was still going down, but not even remotely close enough for it to matter.
I also suffered about seven or so explosions by adminbus and I only got down to crit (and I could fucking still move and talk) and lived until round ended.

SO YEAH
DON'T FUCK WITH XENOBIO
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>>185931570
Doesn't sound as bad as when rabid slimes could never be calmed down
That was terrifying
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>>185931570
How, though?
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>>185931831
For reference.

I started at about 220% health, got smacked with a lot of fire extinguishers, lasered (immune) and blown up by seven direct explosions.
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>>185931956
Phazon injections.
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It looks like shit.
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>>185932029
it's like secborgs. I've unloaded two full laser rifles into a sec borg and it didn't put it down. but at last you can use flashers and ion rifles on them. seems like the only thing that could have stopped you is a mech.
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>>185931570
Phazon reactions are different every time. I just so happend to get lucky on the first draw. Phazon probably should be looked over again for slimes though, it seems they mutate better than any other mob you can inject. ( I haven't tried xenomorphs yet)
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>>185932363
Oh, right, and I got run over by one of the M.U.L.E.s too.

That honestly was the most fun I've had in a round, I don't even know how many people I killed, it must've been eight or nine
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>>185932450
Our conquest was amazing. If there's one thing I have to say... It's that I would do it all again in a heartbeat.
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>>185932450
How the hell did you manage to get phazon in you as a slime?
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>>185933260
>injection
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>>185933260
(He) injected me, I don't know where he got his phazon from. Probably the miners.
As for how, injectors, of course.
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>>185933260
It's a very big secret so if you don't want to spoil yourself I've hidden it for you.
Somebody else injected him, you tard.
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>>185933474
>>185933442
>>185933653
I didn't know the slime was working with someone else. I thought they somehow got phazon in their system by themselves.
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>>185933260
Syringe.
Metal slime for gold, grind gold up, inject in adamantite slime for phazon. 1 sheet is one unit.
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How the fuck does CM pull over 100 people consistently?

>infinite development
>lateral design with no documentation "cus roleplay"
>neither side is particularly fun to play
>constant admin interference "cus roleplay"

I mean if it wasn't for SS13's meme status and visibility they'd just be another shitty Byond game with like 3-4 mentally ill people clinging to it.
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>>185935610
normies
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>>185935610
underage gun autists
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>>>/v/387002779


SS13 thread on /v/ Bunker up?
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Dead serv
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>>185935610
Rejects of our community go there when they are banned from here.
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>>185880308
science, as they do everyone else's job better given they have materials
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>>185936313
You described cargo.
More importantly, none of the jobs are important.
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>>185936441
cargo is a jack of all trades, science is the master of them
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>>185936313
Theoretically.
Instead what happens is 80% of the rounds they end up helping noone, and 5% of rounds they do some autistic build where they make a few machines and pretend to have replaced another department while having accomplished almost nothing (but does it look good on a screenshot though!!!!!)
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>>185936232
Thank god.
Fuck highpop and fuck highpop shitters.
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Glubs are the one thing I use to metagame against possible malf and subverted AI, every round.
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>>185936895
Cargo is one order away from all the important science bits.
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>>185882413
/vg/ needs gangs ported more than CWC or anything else.
It's incredibly fun validhunting/murderboning with the lightest dash of RP, that most people here would enjoy.
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>>185938010
If they're related to science then science is already able to make them.
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>>185937937
Do everyone a favor and break into Atmos to fix the MALF pipe instead.
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>>185935610
They don't put up a panic bunker when they're overcrowded, also they are designed to be that overcrowded.
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>>185938139
>entire gamemode based on validhunting and murderboning with no RP
Sorry, we already have Revs. Fuck off with your TG shitcode cancer.
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>>185938139
Every server with gang fucking hates gang.
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>>185937431
And yet there's nothing stopping a scientist who wants to be useful in a long round as asked setting up an escape side clonebay, mechs of any flavour, personal mining with advanced equipment and pumping out medicine, robots and nanobots

on top of being able to make any machine or high tier item
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>>185938142
Cargo can obtain things independently that science cannot. The only thing science has that cargo can't get by themself are bomb bits.
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>>185937937
Powergay =\= Metagay
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>>185938010
They can't do research or make mechs without access, science access
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Waaaaaalllllll-eeeee
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>>185938406
It's metagaming because it /might be/ malf, and that is my reasoning.
Powergaming and metagaming go hand in hand.
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>>185938330
I mean surely there MUST be something, why else would every scientist be such a selfish useless cunt despite the possibilities?
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>>185938378
cargo has few things science can't make and most of them are gimmicks like portable airbags or a worse version of something science can do
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>>185938378
Even slime things, xenoarchaeology stuff, mechs and everything in R&D?
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>>185938547
>because it /might be/
The exact definition of powergay
>because I'm in a voice call
Metagay
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>>185938594
Cargo can into AEGs.
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>>185938709

You can order an r&d kit though.
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>>185938525
I like it.
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>>185938525
g r o d y
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>>185938525
a GOOD
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>>185938575
Nobody asks to be backed up, or to get their upgraded welder, goggles, silicate and medkit

When I leave piles out it's free and unattended, it's not my issue if the crew doesn't want 40/120 capacity welders, ADV. gogs and kits and tools. anybody who does take them is better off and more adaptable

I can still do their jobs if they aren't willing, let me just hop in my RCD mech cargo boy
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>>185938709
>>185938762
Also Shaft Miners answer to the QM.
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>>185938525
its ok, but i will miss the old sprites
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>>185938525
why?
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>>185938525
It's good
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>>185938751
Ah, those things science can't hope to outclass with their polyacid lube chemsprayers, mechs and plasma weaponry
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>>185938748
That's metacomms my retarded friend, which is a type of metagaming.
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>>185938748
>>185938406
Is ss13g not familiar with gaming lingo or the English language outside of the /vg/ rulespage and this thread?
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>>185939138
>>185939020
>>185938857
>>185938845
>>185939336
Following a potential pull with the lighting, this shape will be expanded on to included more wall types, airlocks, and wall-mounts.
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>>185939341
>Ah but you see, that's not a triangle, that's actually an isosceles triangle!
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>>185939168
>>185924003
Upthread lighting changes.
>to fit the new system better
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>>185938525
Is this what everyone made a big deal about?
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>>185939468
I like it, but how do false walls look? iirc current falsies do not block light properly
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>>185939495
Metacomms is metagaming but metagaming is not metacomms
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>>185939468
Can we please not fall for the faux-isometric meme? Please?
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>>185939616
Proper animation for secret doors, or just sliding aside?
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>>185939467
>In simple terms, it is the use of out-of-game information or resources to affect one's in-game decisions.

>In role-play situations (in a game like 'Garry's Mod" (which has multiple Role-play servers)) Metagame (ing) means to tell somebody some information about another player or something they are doing that the said player's character should not know about.
Literally the first Google result
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>>185939468
>>185938525
Looks like garbage.
Why are you trying to force /vg/ to use other server's wall sprites?
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>>185939616
Currently we're still prototyping the new lighting system to make sure it's not too janky for the new or old walls. As far as false walls, these will be expanded on after lighting gets figured out due to the nature of their implementation.

>>185939769
These sprites were made specifically for /vg/.
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>>185939769
>other server's
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>>185939739
I don't mind either way senpai, as long as they aren't broken hopefully
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>>185938525
1. These are troublingly reminiscent of Goon perspective walls, which are fucking terrible
2. There's a massive design error here, if I'm understanding this image correctly. If these are different types of walls but only the center part distinguishes them, then they will be very difficult to distinguish in-game when you're using a lighting system that never illuminates that part.
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>>185939650
By this retarded logic it's wrong to call a square a rectangle or call a dog a mammal.
You dumb fucking shits know what metagaming means and what powergaming means, it's clear on the rules. The difference is one gets you mean notes at most and one gets you a no warning permaban.
Do roundstart glubbs get you a no warning permaban?
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>>185939972
>wall
>reinforced wall
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>>185939972
Presumably the lights will show the center part
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>>185939972
Wall lighting sprites are likely getting changed to extend further, so its design specifically for europa may be kinda useless at that point but at least they still look cool regardless
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>>185940047
They said that the LAST ugly lighting system. We still have ugly black gradients over wall objects everywhere.
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I really don't understand why we need to pitch the game's style into the bin and make everything more matte colored and visually complex.
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>>185940223
>we
>says the anon who has likely never touched the game code
we wuz kangs right?
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>>185940223
bcuz other serber deed it firt!
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>>185940223
there was never any set style for the game anyway, sprites are all over the fucking place
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>>185939843
>>185939902
>copy CM, VORE, etc. false iso garbage
>change it a little
>i-it's /vg/!
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>>185940101
>still look cool regardless
[citation needed]
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>>185940354
It's VG.
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>>185940298
good meme bb
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>>185940003
/vg/station rules do not define the English language.
You're trying to play semantics, how bored are you?
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>>185940354
lmao
these were designed and sprited entirely without considering other servers, if it's coincidentally similar then so be it but there's no need to get pissy about it

>>185940357
/opinion
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>>185940452
>VG
Yes, you are VG, a neo-influence.
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>>185940528
The vampire ate me so I have nothing better to do
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>>185938525
that's actually pretty okay in my book.
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Good plasma flood round.
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>>185940631
it's ehhhhhhhh
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>>185940003
>>185940528
Both of you know what the other means, interpret messages in their original frame of reference.

Or, if neither of you two are willing to pull your head out of your ass, could you at least take this to the Discord?
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>Tator Botanist
>Have to kill Robotcist
>he's braindead so his partner lets me make him into burgers due to no chef
>Buy bees in a briefcase just to try
>Smack clown
>Run off
>Change to miner with emag
>Turn off all four emitters to fource shuttle call before someone goes full murderboner and kills station
>Shuttle called feel proud about self
>Flying toward escape to enter
>Gibbed by research shuttle flying in
>RD Gets me cloned
>Atmos is fucked and plasmaflood
>Bomb blows up escape
>Dead
>Someone drags me to shuttle
>Revives me
>Win in crit
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>>185941890
>>Turn off all four emitters to fource shuttle call before someone goes full murderboner and kills station
Goddamnit. I was watching Finlay since he was an obvious shitter as well, and somehow you flew right under my radar.

God that was one incompetent fucking captain though.
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so this is where we're at with the opposite-side wall lighting issue:

we can prevent it by making lights only render when they're visible
but that's fucky because you won't see lights with a higher range unless they're directly in sight where normally if they're barely out of sight you can see half of them
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>>185938525
>>185939468
This is adding perspective where there can't be any. Goon airlocks look like shit to try to maintain the partial perspective.
Walls aren't a problem, this change is going to cause problems, and I don't see why this problem is worth suffering. Opinions and technical problems are valid points against this because it's sprites and a system change.
This also looks a lot like the walls from other codebase I don't remember.

>inb4 the "coder" discord complaining that going against change is shitposting
>inb4 the "coder" discord merges it anyways
Not all change is good
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>>185942245
Maybe you shouldn't have shitposted about it before seeing it if you wanted to be regarded properly.
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>>185942079
example
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>>185942545
can the light render radius be larger than the viewport?
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>>185942686
i don't think so, this uses a built in BYOND flag which can't be changed at all
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>>185941754
>stop discussing so I can go back to waifuposting
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>>185942837
(Remove its TILE_BOUND appearance_flag)
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>>185942934
I was demonstrating what happens when it's added because people were complaining about seeing wall lighting coming from the other side of the wall
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>>185943037
Yeah I should probably avoid saying stupid shit while really tired
I have some other ideas that aren't necessarily stupid, but I'd have to look at the code first
Which I'll do tomorrow
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>>185943141
https://github.com/unusualcrow/vg-coding-fork/tree/dumblights

just make a PR here if you figure out something that works
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Did the identity of the souhei ban requester from a few months back ever get leaked?
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>>185944341
They posted a screenshot of a character they played once and said they had a fun round with souhei once but I was too lazy to go log diving to find the ckey

Maybe someone else can do it
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>>185944341
they said they were quitting spess, so it's probably someone that stopped playing around that time
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Why does vg have voxshits but not liggers?
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>>185946176
because liggers hit too close to the "khajiit and argonians in space/hardcore furry and scalie pandering". vox at least have some form of sci-fi suspen-nah who am I kidding, vox are a meme furry race like every other race that's been offered up. no one can come up with a goofy alien race that isn't a furry but in space or some *insert dangerous space anomaly* man. plasmaman/genetics skeleton are fairly cool though I guess. I firmly believe that the station should be composed of playable humans, monkeys, and silicon, with some out of station alien roles that could potentially be recruited by the crew if the RP demands it.
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>>185946176
Unneeded human reskin.
Calling lizards "liggers" is accepting them, not insulting them.
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>players who just noRP validhunt and powergame as heads
>heads and sec who go off to ERP
>silicons who ERP and ignore their laws, silicon bans never happen
>ERP griefed constantly even in "private" areas where it's against the rules to butt in
>hippy tier comms with no admin responses
>literally TG with furry ERP
>everyone is static
>everyone's gameplay choices shit up as they think with their dicks
>secret rounds tend to be shit
>extended is entertaining for maybe an hour with ERP
>I've ERPed everyone I felt like by this point
>can tell if I should join from the manifest
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>>185946991
did you
ahelp it
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>>185947915

hes talking about a server where erp is allowed retard
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>>185946176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nUi3DaWzGI
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>>185946775
This is partly because any race with significant anatomical differences would require either being unable to wear any clothing or impossible amounts of respriting. This is (partly, again) why all the races are just furries, in all servers. Even Vox which have JUST slightly different silhouettes already have a lot of issues with clothing.
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>>185919330
Well, no. It's because they're adults so it doesn't matter.
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How come plapatin is banned for being an underage hormonal faggot who can't go a minute without sperging out, but pjb isn't?
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S U P E R S L I M E
C U L T I S T S

Why oh why did we get the HYPERZINE mutation though, that was way too speedy gonzales for me.
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>>185950675
>cultist don't bother looking for suit gps for sasha
>cultists don't bother resurrecting dead cultists.
>Spend 20 minutes getting afk people in circle.
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>>185950058
Same reason a guy with a PHD in physics can immigrate to the US and not any random mudslime.
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>>185950675
BALANCED

>>185950757
One of the head cultists were breeding supersoldiers, the rest I don't know WHAT the fuck they were doing.
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>>185950058
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/09-September/19-Monday%20admin%20only.log
[20:00:55]ADMIN: HELP: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta): im gonna ask again, just in case you guys didn't hear it the first time, how can i redeem myself for the clusterfuck i did last round? - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
[20:01:22]ADMIN: PM: Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger)->Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta): don't be a shitter
[20:01:50]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): thats very helpful, i mean ways to redeem myself so i can get those jobbans lifted off me because i really enjoyed those jobs
[20:02:25]ADMIN: PM: Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger)->Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta): what I said. Follow the rules, don't be a shitter for long enough and maybe we'll unjobban you. Not likely
[20:02:58]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): why do i still try, shit's not gonna get better at this point
[20:03:30]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): it's clear i can't follow rules, this is my last chance, then afterwards i want you to permaban me so i can find a server that i somehow enjoy that isn't this one
[20:04:39]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): is that a deal? please respond i really enjoy getting pms, even if they're bad news
[20:07:26]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(Antonidas Tungusta)->Ch0c0latem00se/(diona nymph (799)): also, can you have a conversation with me? not about anything in particular, i just really want to have a real conversation because i'm a failure in real life
[20:08:39]ADMIN: ch0c0latem00se has banned plapatin.
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>>185950058
How come many people were banned on suspicion of metacomms, but Zealotron isn't banned despite actual proof of it?
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>>185950779
I think you meant to say can't about the phd guy.
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>>185950058
Nuke all but spelled out what plapatin needs to do in order to get back on the server, if he's too dumb to read between the lines that's his own problem.
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>>185950996
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D23sMvVnrow
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>>185951016
You haven't read trumps new immigration point plan have you
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>>185951186
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=2435&start=150
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>>185798696
Why did I get bwoinked for not killing a vampire?

The picture on the wiki shows vampires as human?
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>>185951567
This is a good joke.
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>>185951567
I dunno where you got that picture but on the wiki's vampire page under "Fighting Vampires" it clearly says vampires are not human. Surely there are no contradictory rulings on asimov :^)
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>>185951186
>>185950996
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>>185950995
good riddance, what a whiny cunt
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>>185951883
>dunno where you got that pictur
From a dead general.

>>185951567
>picture on the wiki
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>>185952121
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>>185951116
Pomf literally told him what to do in ooc infront of us all the day he banned plap. Plap cried like a bitch instead and still is.
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>>185952365
>What the S stands for is not known
but it IS known
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>>185952365
but the balloon literally says "fuck NT" on it
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the real validity argument should be about

superglue
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>>185951883
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/167796905/#167828145
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>>185953198

what does NT stand for?
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>>185953407
nanontransenn
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>>185952365
Its red and has a S, what do you think it means Snakes? The syndicate are snakes but they are also syndicate, so its known.
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Fuck now I realize what I should of done in the mining slave round earlier today.
I should of force borged all of you. Lesson learned, the only good choice is the one you cant make.
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>>185953479

>not Northern Territory
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>>185951968
[20:21:30]OOC: Johnson Nugget/Plapatin (@274,193,1): my dad is builderman and he'll take your roblox account if you ban me >:^(
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>>185953407
New Testament
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What sort of starting gear do you think is suitable for a bridge operator alt title iaa job?
Im in the process of finishing up the code for it now. Thinking:
>blue jumpsuit, blue jacket, blue cap (might reskin with yellow trim)
>briefcase replaced with clipboard
>command channel headset

Id like to use as much existing gear as I can because I dont have alot of spare time to code and skin cooler shit.
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>>185952468
>Pomf literally told him what to do in ooc
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/07-July/15-Saturday.log
Wow.
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Haven't played in like three months, what have I missed? I see new bees, pAI stuff, nazis and cockatrices, large size TTVs (finally) and lots of great bugfixes in the changelog. Do we still have that underage danish fuckboy coding for us? Which admins are we blaming for everything now? Which waifus and husbandos are in vogue?
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Jukebox when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU
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>>185954993
shitters are banned
new maps are added
we might get new lightning
read the changelog
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>>185954664
secretaryHUD that can access employment and medical history

green or orange medhud reskin
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>>185950840
>TFW I will never have <180 ping, usually 250
kill me
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>>185954993
>Do we still have that underage danish fuckboy coding for us?
He threw a fit and left. He's trying to make SS14 with Clusterfack now.
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>>185957329
I wish I could laugh when SS14 fails but the truth is that's quite sad.
Also they should have called it SS17.
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How do you pronounce Yclat?
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>>185958264
Eclair
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>>185958264
Like chocolate
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>>185958264
Based
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3836
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I am slowly starving to death, dehydrating, and I have increasingly worse sleep deprivation. I can stave off the symptoms, but it just comes right back. What can I do?
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>>185959580
play spess
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>>185959580
Piss into your mouth
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>>185954993
rin got banned and I immortalized his ban with a meme item in the code
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>>185958264
I-Clat.
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>>185960060
which, the trash compactor?
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>>185960060
Oh, hell yeah. Was waiting for that one. What'd you make?
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>>185843862
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
my power is metaclub
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>>185960323
no the GLOWING voucher
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I'm so tired of playing with toe the line shitters who seek only negative interactions. Is there a job that avoids this other than miner/fucking off to space?
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>>185960502
Be a security robot.
Not a borg, just play security like a half-mute lobotomized spacelaw underling.
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>>185958264
I say "why-clat."
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>>185960502
Security, apply the space law to the letter. Stack every minor crime they have until they're in the brig for 30 minutes and cry to admins then you just laugh back because you're in the right and that shitter will ghost.
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im making a new thread, dont panic
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>>185960323
>>185960337
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/347c308036b4f3b6cb4ebfde055335d1853ead59/code/game/objects/items/vouchers.dm#L36
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Green haired Devil
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new bread
>>185961323
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>>185958264
I—clat, t.yclat
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>>185958264
It''s "Ya Clat"

Hey guys, it's ya boi ya clat here, big up.
t. not yclat
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>>185958264
ee clat
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>>185959580
go to a homeless shelter or church and get you some bread and milk

at the very least drink some water because dehydration will affect you hardest and fastest




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