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Last Thread: >>185663689

>more or less recent TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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https://youtu.be/ZPZdF6rnS8U
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4th for events
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1rd for ham mix when
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Post yfw your friend gets VAC while playing with him and you didn't know he was cheating
It actually happened to me once
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>>185805930
piper i think you need some radaway oh my
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hey anyone here go by "wolfy"? just asking for a friend haha
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wait...
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Lets see those edgelord loadouts
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what music does /tee eff two general/ listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QirL0HXnyS4
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>>185806051
This would really bum me out, man.
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>>185806051
Were you guys in voip?
tell a story anon
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>>185806718
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Not edgy, just a glorious Medic

What do I listen to? For the last 30 or so minutes, I've had Bicycle Race on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
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>>185806718
meem
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>>185806718
deus vult
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>blood-soaked dove
>not edgy
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>>185806718
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He's an adorable little Dove. Bird of peace
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Lately i've been listening to jetsetradio.live, it's pretty great
Noise Tanks best station
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It's as subtly ironic as the Model U.N. Club's logo in Das Bus, when you wear the red dove you are making a bold political statement about mankind's ability to coexist with itself, "bird of peace" alright yeah that's some sharp wit maybe you're smart enough guy to know 9/11 happened for a reason (protip: nothing to do with any non-americans doing anything wrong)
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It's a white dove, you dork. It got stuck inside the Heavy. He's a silly bird who doesn't know how to bathe properly. Quit being such a nerd

Here's another cute dove, with no blood on it, you fucking doofus
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>>185806718
edge me up with my twice godlike classic
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>>185806916
Sorry, you got the warm up slot.

>noreply
Hah
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i've found out that clipping through an enemy as a cloaked spy is pretty effective somehow
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>>185809564
>clipping through an enemy
? Members of opposite teams can't pass through each other.
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>>185808997
but that doesn't really fit well with the "edgelord loadout" theme thing we're doing, unless what you're saying is some metaphor about how russia is involved,
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>>185809564
you what now
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"Edgelord" thing you're doing. Not the one I'm doing, dumby
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>>185809159
Now with consistent colorization across the main face.
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>>185806718
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rate my spy
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>>185806718
this could count too
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>>185806718
MY DAD THINKS I'M DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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>>185811914
futa/10
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>>185807573
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>valve gave dota 2 two new heroes and a shitty card game
>no major update for tf2 in almost a year
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>>185806718
I don't edge very good.
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>>185817351
Is that itonic or unironic shitposting? How many layers of irony were you smoking?
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>>185815915
delete this
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human and 26dollar were made for eachother
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t. 26dollar
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no i just believe that human and 26dollar make a cute couple
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>>185818437
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YORE
UGLEH
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word on the street is that cheatboy's pretty upset about the card game
he might make a move
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:O
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>>185809159
Why are Classic and Apoco-Fists top tier
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>>185806718
do me do me
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what the fuck valve
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>>185819116
where is it binch
post it already
u know what
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give scout syringe gun
give medic scattergun
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>>185818972
GOTCHA
FAGGOT
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>>185821210
I can't know when he strikes
He's probably hiding behind SEVEN proxies!
SEVEN!
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>>185819931
>>185821462
YOU AUTISTIC LITTLE SHIT
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i can't even change loadouts
i'm not even red team
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>>185818972
Sleepy af, it's way past morning. Send help

>>185809564
You can't clip "through", but you can only dodge them barely when disguised with diagonal steps and give them "an illusion" of walking through and it's hard to pull it.
Also CnD can benefit from flickering intentionally if you wanna give fake assumptions to the enemy about your movement. Giving them paranoia.
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>>185821574
>mfw i'm behind EIGHT
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>>185806051
t. got vacced more than 15 times
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>>185806718
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do you guys do any community teams or servers or anything like that?
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>>185825225
That's a good amputator name. It's honestly my favorite medic saw.
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Cheating really is through the roof, isn't it? It used to be only competitive servers that were filled with cheaters but now they're all over casual servers too.
This is the excuse I need to play on community servers again.
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>>185825359
t-thanks, it's an old loudout
I interchange it with my Ubersaw called Benefit Cuts
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>>185825225
And they bully me for my all-class unusual choice.
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The Virgin Trader

v

The Chad Unboxer
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>>185825714
subtle loadouts are the best loadouts
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>>185825225
>shitty all class unusual
>random shit thrown together
>low models
Sell the unusual, and buy some good hats and a 1050 or something.
Unless the idea is to have a shitty load out, then go ahead and keep on trucking.
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>>185825771
OwO who diz
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>>185825718
>wears a lime green Gibus "ironically"

>has never seen a Gibus in his life
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>>185825869
whachoo mean
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Does anyone here want to queue casual with me sometime? I have no more tf2 friends
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i'm not queueing with you if you're going to be a raging bitch
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>>185826586
I don't rage I'm just chillin u feel me
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who here old /tf2g/
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>>185826323
region?
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>>185827475
NA
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>>185827357
I try to be
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>>185827357
who you
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>>185827883
real question is who r u
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>>185821574
Is it true that SWIPEZ-CHAN is going to put aside his differences and help? I can only imagine wolfy may have something to do with the card game.....
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>>185827883
fuck yeah add me id/stary
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>>185827596
lol fag
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>>185828026
https://youtu.be/CqQGnJWHPvw i'm chan
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Someone give me a S Gunlsinger for this S Original + S Machina
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>>185828449
oh shit hi
why are you still here
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>>185828814
i'm too drunk for all the other websites right now
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>>185828912
no i mean just in general
this game and this general are dead, aren't they?
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someone trade me a key for the ship multiplayer/singleplayer

and anything for bad rats lmao
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>>185828843
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>>185829268
game was always dead, been playing more csgo than tf2 but their general is boring as fuck, tf2 is still good

https://youtu.be/ygN8H3kI1qE
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>>185815181
o shid sorry for replying late, this is dope anon
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old tf2g seems like alot more fun than new tf2g

why did i have to join so fucking late
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you could replicate that fun
make it your own
by
finding friends
and not relying on a shitposting image board for your entertainment
<:-(
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>>185828449
why is your avatar hurted homeless kitten
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>>185830453
If you want to bring back old TF2G just put on a trip and start writing random bullshit and arguing with people (need about 5 users to do this at all times), ctrl+f "dead ringer" and replace with "mini sentry", and some anon needs to post "chile strong" occasionally. we can rebuild him
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>>185830453
old tf2g was the shit
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I'm awful at finding friends because I have an extreme hatred for everyone who's not me, it sounds like bullshit but the reason I only have 2 friends is because they are the closest people I can find to me

Shitposting is my form of fun

>>185830824
I would do that but I don't want to be the thread asshole

>>185831001
cool thanks for telling me
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>>185830453
Back when I was on tf2g we had a few tf2g UGC teams it was pretty cool. Too much drama though.
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>>185831052
no problem
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>>185828843
>>185829350
>team shine on good effects is incredibly rare
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>sandman getting dumpstered
What scout melee is good now? Just the bat/pan/fish/whatever?
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>>185831130
you can say that thrice
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>>185831130
That's another thing I hate. All the cool people are dead, and the competitive scene is ass. I'm not good enough to be on a team, and lobbies are godawful.
>>185831149
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>>185831201
Getting slowed down is still a death sentence most of the time, the ball is going to do more damage and will recharge faster.
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>>185831201
have u been smoking crack how is this even question
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>>185831246
Trust me dude, you're never not good enough to be on a team.
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>>185831167
Am i the only one who don't really like team shine?
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이거입고나서 귀여운사람맛있게먹으면 꿀맛이라고합니다...

Can anyone translate this? It was written on a cosmetic item I traded for from a random trading bot.
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Third reply name it, fifth describe it
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>>185831352
I would join an iron league, but a) I don't know how it works and b) it would probably crush my ego playing with strangers yelling at me again. I seriously doubt I'm good enough for steel, but even if I was, again, I'd probably just end up with a team of strangers yelling at me.
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Valentina
>Heavy Primary
>- 75% slower firing rate
>+ 50% increase to accuracy
>+ 35% increase on bullet knockback
>+ This weapon can headshot
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pootis POW
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class idea; robot

can run fast as scout and heal like heavy but -4 fireing speed
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pootis... PUNCH XD
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>>185831682
LOL
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God's Gift
>Scout Primary
>- 33% clip size
>- 25% damage
>- no random critical hits
>+ double jump is now twice as high
>+ 150% damage increase against targets below Scout
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https://youtu.be/vTZTJINNFPU?t=121

heres a youtuber running into a cat-bot. neat
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>>185831546
If you can do lobbies then you should be fine with an iron team. Most lobby players are around steel level. Most iron teams don't know what the hell they're doing either, you just got to play more with an actual team its the best way to get better.
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>>185831246
if you can turn up on time to games and have the ability to use your voice to describe things that are happening on your monitor you are good enough to play scout or soldier in steel. but it's important to get along with the people you play with, otherwise you might as well be playing lobbies
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>>185819964
Nothing parallel kid..
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>>185832189
wew, good shit
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>>185831498
shut up retard.
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How to fix the Dead Ringer

>cannot use ammo boxes to recharge
>feigning death now requires charges
>backstabs generate 1 feign death charge
>can be activated to disguise as a randomly generated 'dead' ragdoll
>ragdoll disguise may be active indefinitely; removing it is instant but creates a puff of smoke
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>>185832017
>>185832151
Thanks, but I still don't know how teams work. Do I have to try out? Do I get to meet the team members? What determines my skill level? Sorry for asking so many questions
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Balance the DR nerfs by making Spy drop the corresponding ragdoll if he's using a friendly disguise
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>>185832317
Thats all completely up to the team leader, anyone can make a team. Some people do try outs by having you scrim with them and some justdont even try out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Nwq6Ysi0k
MUH
META
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>>185832889
So you can just hop on a team no questions asked?
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>>185833078
probably for the more casual teams. Most people want to see how well you mesh with the team first.
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>>185833050
I don't get why people are playing MVM solo if they're trying to speedrun.
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>>185833225
Alright, I'll go on UGC and see what'll happen. Thanks for the help.
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>>185831342
that one's getting nerfed too
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>>185833373
they feel mlg pro with flowchart strats and shooting 20 rockets at literal bots walking in a line
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>>185833386
>Melee attacks done while airborne mini-crit
>No self-damage from triple-jump
>"nerfed"
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>>185833639
Is this a new meme or something because for the past 3 days I keep seeing retards quote the wrong post consistently.
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>>185833692
He's drunk
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>>185833639
has to be out to do the triple jump
nerfed
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>>185833386
No problem, good luck.
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Iz fun
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>>185833639
>>Melee attacks done while airborne mini-crit

wow a whole 6 extra damage
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>>185833692
I was going to reply to the noob telling him he's better off grinding lobbies than posting in any LFT forums then I saw the reply about the Atomizer and went to check its stats and wrote a reply to that, but I do just click the wrong post sometimes
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>>185832385
He drops it, but Spy itself can't see it.
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>>185819514
i don't know but i've been having a lot of fun with the classic. like the apoco-fists, having people explode into blood mist is definitely satisfying, but there's just something about completely deleting light classes with a single hit and no-scope headshots that just add this level of satisfaction. also getting other snipers pissed off enough at you that they challenge you to a duel mid-round and then change class mid-duel to try and counter you only to fail even though you're at a huge disadvantage. i'll admit, that made my dick feel pretty huge.
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what goes good with the beep man
(BESIDES THE MOTHERFUCKING BEEP BOY YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE FUCKING HEARD THAT)
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>>185834393
have you tried beep boy
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>>185834393
beep boy works well
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>>185834393
I've heard the beep boy is pretty gud
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>>185834393
beep boy is nice
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>>185834450
>>185834471
>>185834504
>>185834509
i should of seen this coming
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>>185834641
is that a no on the beep boy
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>>185834393
gunslinger + roboot
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>>185834393
The Flash of inspiration is good if you want to look like a terrifying spiky abomination.
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>>185833954
>28 base damage
>38 mini-crit damage
>attack speed penalty removed: 0.65s -> 0.5s attack interval
That adds 10 per hit and 20 dps, and it's not a bad number.
On the ugly side; you can only utilize that when attacking other Scouts or jump under the ledges to reach and whack people's head in.
If a Soldier catch you using it they will smash your head in with Gardener after like 2nd attempt.
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>>185806718
Are my main loadouts edgy enough?
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>>185831498
Pootis
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>>185834676
YA DONT SAY?
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>>185831498
MY KILLING POWER
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>>185834913
but stock bat does 35 and you don't even have to jump
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>>185831498
mems
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>>185831498
ME HAVE SUCH BIG STRONG HANDS
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https://youtu.be/-3GekYR0kbw?t=1m28s
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>>185831498
Pow
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>>185811743
well memed, i like it.
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any east coast boys up and wanna play casual
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>>185835142
>>185835224
You see this stare? It's stare of disappointment.
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>>185835475
pranked
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NohNano has long been a favorite of mine. Might draw it later.
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>>185835475
HO HO HOOOOOO CONGA HAHA
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>>185835634
Why do you have such bad taste in unusual effects pal?
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>>185835634
>the absolute state of this game's art style
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ok the atomizer is gonna be shit. my money's on the Fan O'War becoming an actual weapon people use but man am I going to miss doing this https://youtu.be/PByMXxEdgT4?t=622 who even complained about the sandman it's fine as it is

>>185834913
DPS is usually a pretty bad metric in this game, the damage differences there are negligible. when you hold down the shoot button an empty scattergun can do 50% or 100% (not good at maths sry) more dps than post-balance mid-air atomizer hits would. adding -50% swap speed for a possible +3 damage while jumping for a scout melee is more bad than the original Winger, you will die because of this
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>>185836001
>who even complained about the sandman it's fine as it is
is this fucking bait
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>>185835634
You got a good taste, anon. I like you.
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t. Ryuke
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>>185835634
I don't see the appeal. They really clash wish eachother, both literally and style-wise.
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>>185836029
yes

>>185835475
could be worse, i'll give you three guesses which one of my heavy weps got named by TF2g
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How the fuck do you use Sniper? It seems like where you have to aim to hit the hitbox of anybody, let alone the head, is laughably inconsistent.
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Practice
Practice
Practice
*looks at camera*
And keep practicing
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>>185836408
aim better faggot
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>>185836408
it's dependent on lag compensation. depending on your ping, sometimes you'll get a headshot on an enemy that's visibly around a corner, sometimes you'll land a perfect headshot and only get that stupid bullshit where there's clearly blood on their face, but it does no damage. it's not really something you can plan your gameplay around, you just have to have consistent ping.
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>>185835154
welp, I can't argue that I think. I skipped a small detail in the balance notes (20% damage penalty vs players changed to 15%), but it only makes like 2-3 damage difference compared to previous scheme.
In practical use those changes only make Atomizer as an "under bridge troll" or an utility at the open to evade projectiles. No middle ground, because as you pointed stock Bat is superior to it for engages.
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ever since I've changed the dead ringer decloak noise to sunchip bags getting pulverized, I've never not been able to gun them down
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>>185836408
do you have good ping/fps/monitor? record pov demos and bookmark every time the hitreg confuses you then watch back at lower speed after, this should clear things up. Unless things are going horribly wrong somewhere the hitreg in this game is actually quite good
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the electric current scout secondary

throw at enemies to electrocute them, electrocuted enemy cannot use their weapon for 2 seconds
100% critical hits against wet players
25% increase charge rate
knockback enemy on hit
no splash
no random crits
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>>185836187
Cyberpunk is often littered with asian influence, whether it be Chinese like the walled city of Kowloon's claustrophobic tight grouping of humanity or Japanese Zaibatsu crushing shit with their dedication.

>>185835831
Well that c.Heart one was once 1/1 and has a 10/10 sci fi reference, but mostly it's because I'm a giant nerd.

>>185836173
No posts between this one and the collage were mine. Don't spend the (you) all in one place.
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>>185837074
yeah but that doesn't really look cyberpunk to me
also I kind of like that hat name
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>>185836408
>get a good gaming mice
There are many out there, but whoever you ask will say Razer.
>get a good responsive monitor
it can be a CRT; with a simple regfix for framerates you can use it for long years
My choice would be a simple 144Hz LCD
>get a good config for reducing standard lag
low sensitivity that you are comfortable. if possible little-to-none mouse acceleration
research about m_yaw (horizontal) and m_pitch (vertical) values. 0.0165, 0.022? Get a config it'll all be there.
I don't use those, you can tell that I don't main Sniper
>compensate for neck ever so slightly
at long range track the target, at close range lead the shot at the head
>learn to crouch-evade from other Snipers and gunSpy
You can't imagine how momentarily crouching can save your arse.
Abuse it from heights, ledges, behind cover or sloped surfaces.
>prioritize targets
Drop Medic whenever you see him if he's close to deploy, if you have no option of taking him out then take the sweeper (roamer or Scout) first then leave Medic to team.
If you dropped his pocket, then he'll look for a fast patient to get away, you have to cut the chase and it's harder to do that at that phase when he clings to a roamer.
In general you can't go wrong when you keep nailing headshots to airborne Soldiers and shut their advancing.
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>>185836659
>blood decals not being server authoritative
fucking what. in an fps.
that's not a reasonable design choice ever. valve idiots.

>>185837892
why would you recommend a 144Hz flat screen over a CRT for this game? you ever see a gaming LCD with a <1µs response time?
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>>185838125
>why would you recommend a 144Hz flat screen over a CRT
Because that's what I use?
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>>185838229
Oh sorry I misread what you were saying there, these fancy modern monitors just make me so mad it is hard to think
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>>185838346
Well... when you got a good gaming mice I think that response time is less of a problem. Most LCDs have good response times now. Not as much as a CRT; true, still not bad imo. I'm not playing this game to be an international comp player. Else I'd be playing something else.
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>Play semi-serious but team is down 2-3 players and I'm the only one to ever switch teams and top enemy players are trying like this casual koth match has a $1,000,000 prize pool
>End of the match some guy on their team specifically says some shit to me

Why does this happen so often? Are these people following me with a grudge or do they just randomly pick me?
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>>185838521
>Most LCDs have good response times now
most LCD manufacturers don't disclose what their definition of "response time" is. most people are so used to all the problems with shitty 60Hz flat screens that they don't even notice the incredible lag and blurring, only when they first start using a 144Hz gaming monitor do they realize there was a problem - when your reference standard is "absolutely disgusting" you can see "mostly disgusting" as a marked improvement - and it has "<1 ms response" written on the box. "How could anyone possibly notice an improvement on that?", asks the person who felt the input lag while using the monitor that came with their parents' Dell was acceptable. It's mind-boggling how people have been brainwashed to think the dead ringer is balanced in its current state.
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>>185840750
They're just scrubs and they're in almost every game.
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>finish the sentence tf2g
b4nny is....
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Trash
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>finish the sentence tf2g
Goldrush is for...
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Why do people complain about others actually trying to win a video game?
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>>185840750
They likely see you are a competent player and their victory against you validates their delusions of not being a scrub, it is the only time they can release the anger they have been failing to deal with that originated from their own experiences with being beaten, if you can make a genuine good-faith attempt to have them explain why they think it is a good idea to be so rude (look up 'Socratic method' on the google first if you aren't familiar) you can help them deal with this pain they have inside their brain.
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>>185836001
does that ubercharge thing work ingame or is that a spectator thing
also do you not use hud_fastswitch
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>>185837892
>whoever you ask will say Razer

Zowie is 100 times better
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>>185805725
That fucking OP is beautiful
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>>185844726
This video was created by igmdb.org from a POV demo, the game looked very different when I was playing it
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sandman fix

+alt fire: throw ball that fully stuns enemies from any distance. stun duration scales from 0.5 seconds to 6 seconds depending on range.
+ball recharges over 6 seconds and can be retrieved on miss
-50 max health on wearer
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>>185846230
So I can still use resupply cabinet to drop a bunch of balls next to the spawn gate on payload attack and spam them all at the combo once freeze time is over? And it is a reasonable game mechanic because I have 75hp?
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>>185846690
are you retarded

nothing about the ball pickup mechanic changes it's just listed because the wrap assassin isn't recoverable
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>>185847024
Yes, that is what I am pointing out, some obvious problems with how the weapon currently works aren't addressed in this "fix". The full stun mechanic, the increased stun time for shots at distances that require pure luck, and the ability to spawn more than one ball at a time. -15hp is already a huge downside for Scout, I would say this idea of balancing the weapon by decreasing his health more while not addressing the real issues with the weapon is "retarded" when these problems don't require Scout even to leave spawn.
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>enemy team member unironically types "RED ALERT HE HAS AN UNUSUAL" when he sees me playing a class
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>>185848301
Why do you have an unusual, though?
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I finally understand now. Soldier is the autistic class.
>He never makes eye contact
>Hes always looking at his feet
>Hes very temperamental
Please be kind to Solder mains, its not their fault!
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>>185848301
>Having an unusual is somehow a big deal
Aren't they like, 10-40 bucks? Thats not exactly "high living".
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>>185849447
Unusuals are anywhere from $18 to $12,000.
Only richfags and youtubers buy the expensive unusuals.
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>>185828030
Actually, cheatboy's been pulling the strings a lot lately.
The reason the update hasn't come out yet is because cheatboy's constantly hacking valve's servers, so they have to fix the servers before they can work on the update. Hell, even the recent mannpower update was hacked by cheatboy. He would automatically crash the game every time the mode was loaded.
What's even worse is that b4nny is working with cheatboy at the moment. Following the loss against Ascent during Week 2 of ESEA season 25, b4nny realized that froyotech was full of imperfections. The only way to fix this was to make clones of himself, so b4nny contacted cheatboy. The recent cat-bot outbreak were merely prototypes created by cheatboy for the upcoming b4nnybots in the new froyoREBORN team.
This is all a part of cheatboy's plan to kill TF2 once and for all.
Now that Swipez-sama has defeated Wolfy, he's starting to make his move. Cheatboy's a little worried about Swipez, but he'll have some tricks up his sleeve.
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>>185849447
If you could afford >$10+ dollars to spend on video games why the fuck would you be on a pub TF2 server in 2017?
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bring back my post you fuckers
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gas yourself
why aren't you banned yet
my favorite class is the soldier
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>>185850712
Why i shouldn't? Comp is joke, lobby are slow and shit.
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>>185852779
maybe people would rather play one decent lobby every two hours than no balanced casual game all day
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>>185854365
Um. No?
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>>185854449
that doesn't have to be true for you
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>>185853928
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New scout primary

A defunct retro-futuristic scattergun that was to be the 'world's first long range shotgun' but has broken and can now only be fired if the scout is very close to his targets, producing sounds similar to the Machina from its tracking device if no targets are nearby for it to function. A training device for landing meatshots.

-10% damage, +15% faster weapon reload.
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>>185856626

How would it function in the presence of cloaked/disguised spies?
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reminder that the sydney sleeper exists entirely for snipers that have given up
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>>185857665
what did he mean by this
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>>185857665

UNCLE DANE IS NO LONGER /ourguy/!
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>it's another 'heavy kills you through the wall because source engine proves nobody can outsmart bullets' episode
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based dane
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>play mvm boot camp
>wm+1 backburner pyro
>competent heavy
>engie who doesn't know the meta building placements
>machina pyrovision sniper
>me, as medic
>still win

is this a miracle
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headcanon: uncle dane got dominated by swipez-sama
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>>185857215
Doesn't detect cloaked spies that are fully cloaked, but a spy nearby that has done something to partially reveal themselves would allow you to fire, same with disguised spies. If you happen to suddenly press fire when you think you're only around teammates and you actually get bullets then you know a nigga being sneaky. Still takes more effort than a pyro waving his flamethrower frantically between ammo packs. Plus, an aesthetic small indicator light on the gun which doesn't blink or change brightness would help spies quickly identify the gun the scout is using so they know to keep more of a distance from that guy.
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dickcanon: im gay
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Name a class you enjoy playing but aren't that good at

I would have to say sniper, I enjoy going for headshots and sniper duels but I'm not that consistent in countersniping
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>>185861193
Huntsman Sniper
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>>185861193
demonman
there's just something incredibly satisfying about hitting direct pills
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>>185861193
Demoman. Loose Cannon kills are very satisfying, and direct pill shots are too.
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*double-dorks you*
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>>185858957
Depending on the range this would absolutely destroy Spy on maps like product or lakeside. Scout hangs back around Medic and Heavy with his mouse1 held down and if they hear a bang they look around for Spy. Pyro wouldn't be needed to check around the combo so he's free to play around Engi stuff with homewrecker, Sniper can be here or with combo and enemy Spy just ends up crying in a corner and posting to leddit about how overpowered unlocks have ruined the game for him
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>>185850712
Viewmodels
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>>185861664
*double dongs you with my pocket medic gf (male)*
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>>185861925
http://www.teamfortress.tv/34834/yttriums-competitive-viewmodels
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>join up into my first game of the day
>it's one of those immediate round loss games within the first second before you can even pick a class
>end up losing connection a minute into the game
>but it's okay because gaben tickled my balls and gave me this shit cosmetic
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>>185861193
Scout
Sniper
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Speaking of nice drops, what's the best thing you've gotten via random drop?
>Schadenfreude back in 2013
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>>185862560
Some guys achievement jarate
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>>185861193
Demoman and Spy

just started trying to play spy properly for the first time in years and damn, stock watch is infinitely more fun than DR or CnD, those both encourage you to play like a retard
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>>185862560
I used to do that idling thing with a few accounts and I got so much stuff every week it ruined the excitement for me and now I can't rememeber :( none of it was as good as my CS:GO drops though, I got a factory new Master Piece and AK Hydroponic just from playing no farming
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>join game
>U FAILED Xd
>after 113 years of development valve still refuses to fix this
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>>185862560
some hat back in 2011
this was the last time I've gotten a cosmetic drop
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>>185862560
aside from weapons i've only had hats

>waxy wayfinder TWICE
>team captain
>that hijab for sniper

i did get a couple of unusual taunts last halloween though, sold one on community market for £100. i'll never understand why someone would pay that much to have a dumb effect but hey, free expensive items for me lol
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>>185861193
Scout. I can juke and jump like a madman, but holy shit am I bad at meatshots
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>>185861193
Scout
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>>185868083
What's your dpi/sensitivity?
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>>185862560
Name tag and description tag back to back.

Its how I got my old Flamethrower named Princess Sunbutt
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>>185861193
Same.
Demoman maybe too. And scout. And any other class that actually requires skill.
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>>185868346
Not at my tower, but let's see if i can remember

1200 dpi/windows sens of 2
tf2 sens of 1.9 something. Somewhere around 9-13cm/360. Probably too high, but I can play Medic and sniper just fine. Hell, just last night I was able to score a 5 ks against a scout rush on last
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>>185858010
Latency difference.

>>185857980
Talk for your own.

>>185861193
>I'm not that consistent in countersniping
Not your job anyway, playing 2fort back in the day should've teach you better. You'd better off shooting other classes. Like Soldiers, Medics and Demoman.
If you wanna countersnipe, an old fashioned trick but look into strafe aim technique then move onto wrist/elbow twitches depending on distance and enemy movement.
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>>185861193
Pyro. I love extinguishing teammates and denying Ubers, but I can't land all my shotgun shots, and I'm a bad reflector
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>>185869195
>>185868083
>I can't land all my shotgun shots
>but holy shit am I bad at meatshots
Lead the shots slightly behind the belt area, pull slightly to the right when "norandomspread" rule applies.
If you're too close you ought to be utilize some twitch shots for landing a meatshot on a hectic target.
Don't twitch at medium distances, try to utilize some strafe aim technique and lead the spread.

>and I'm a bad reflector
Try crouch-M2 or backpedal tap, instead of straight A-D/A-D dance.
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>>185868701
I am the official /ourguy/ decider. My word is the law on this subject.
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>>185869195
Oh and look for informational videos on sigsegv's channel at Youtube.
You'll learn a few interesting things about airblast too.

>>185871556
okay.
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>>185868660
That's similar to what I used to play at, you might benefit from a lower sensitivity. It won't be an instant improvement but you'll end up better in the long. When stood still, how easy is it for you to shoot enemy stickybombs with the Scattergun from a distance? Or as sniper, do you find you miss too many shots on slow moving/stationary players? These are useful indicators of how precise your control really is
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>>185871249
Thanks pally!
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hey cheatfags
why don't you guys make a cheat that connects bots with common sense instead of the usual "le ebin spinbot + aimbot" snipers, I mean like a pyro bot who can extinguish people on fire or a medic bot who heals people in need and listens voice commands like activate charge etc.
also the bots kicking 4th sniper/spy/engineer what the fuck ever would be nice too

I just want competent beings on my side for once
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>>185872617
Like I said, I have no problem hitting headshots. Scout is the only shitscan I have issues with
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seen more hackers over the last 8 weeks than the last 8 years
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>>185873395
This is what the removal of community servers entails
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>>185873609

i only play on community servers. they're everywhere

>vote system disabled
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>>185871249
>pull slightly to the ''left'' when "norandomspread" rule applies.
Self-fixed. more pellets are spread to the right side of the crosshair.
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>>185861664
*reflects*
puff and sting him with flareshots
gets called a nigger
>lol
this happened on a tdm server today
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>>185862560
>tfw got a Dead of Night drop last year
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bump
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>>185874972
you might've just found a shitty demo if he actually stood in your way long enough for all of that to happen, probably didn't know he could even cook the cannonballs
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http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
Pros vs Youtubers i61 Showmatch starting now.
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>>185876884
No, fuck off please
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>>185861193
I'm not really bad at any classes per se, but I'd have to say scout, sniper, or spy.

I'm not terrible at scout, but I generally play in pubs (which are already pretty inhospitable for scout regarding his low HP, 12 enemies focusing him, and engineer as a class,) he's fun on control points or on defense on AD/payload, but I always find I can do more with a different class. Basically, he's a singular pick class in a system where multiple picks (blast damage classes) are more heavily rewarded.

I'm heavily inconsistent with sniper, I'll either be a headshot god and not even understanding how I got a shit ton of flick headshots, or not be able to hit a heavy standing still, revved up (usually because I subconsciously anticipate him to move or something.) Also, sniper is just not much of a fun class.

I'd like to play spy more often because he's the funnest class to play in-game but everybody and their mother is a motherfucking spy main and its guaranteed you're going to have at least one to two people playing spy every game, if not more than four. I get it, I went through my "spy main" phase 6 years ago, but even then I knew there were 8 other classes I could play to have fun.

>>185855904
Please don't tell me those shoes actually exist in-game...
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>>185855904
Hot Heels. They don't look that bad, in my opinion.
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>>185877553
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hot_Heels
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>>185877794
>2015

That explains it, I stopped in 2014 and came back a few months after meet your match
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>>185876884
>Thalash and b4nny on the same team
Jesus christ, how horrifying. All the youtubers are basically Literal Whotubers, though.
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>point and click "mains"

Is there anything more contemptible?
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>>185877553
I main spy and its definitely the best class. So fun.
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>>185878368
>shooty at the ground "mains"
are there bigger losers in the entire game
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>>185876884
I don't recognize any of these youtube "celebrities".
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>>185878368
I know, right. So unskilled
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>>185878368
Shut the fuck up right now kid.
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>>185857665
UNCLE NO YOUR IN HIS WAY
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Why the FUCK cant i see the MvM reward screen when its supposed to pop up
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>>185878368
It's surprising, the only class I've found that doesn't have consistently insufferable mains is demoman. Rest are either full of themselves, furries, think they're automatically team-leader, or all three.
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>>185878837
i recognize 3
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>>185879446
It's a beta Ano-
Oh wait, wrong thread. Sorry

Valve doesn't have enough manpower to fix bugs in nitche gamemodes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTdoXM68qQk
HOW I FUKKEN MISSED THAT?
HOW I FUKKEN MISSED THAT?!?!
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>>185862560
Killer kabouto during ryukes gokart event stream thing.
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>>185879484
>scout mains - team leader, complains when team doesn't do well
>soldier mains - yells at medic for not constantly pocketing them
>pyro mains - owo what's this?
>demo mains - play demoman
>heavy mains - don't exist
>engineer mains - play engineer
>medic mains - filled with anger and spite towards their entire team of who they perceive to be retards
>sniper mains - think they're the best at sniper in the whole game, anyone who's better must be hacking
>spy mains - sugoi desu ne
why are defense classes so chill
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>playing frontier, defending
>get on the cart to stop it from going into the pit
>they magically cap it anyway

guess that map is going on my black list
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this pros v youtubers stream is actually not shit
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>>185879936
>tfw heavy main
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b4nny spy is hilarious as f uck.
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>>185880052
cart is not lag compensated, if you have any latency at all it won't register you as blocking it until your client's position data actually reaches the server
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yegg is not cute
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fuck me that solar thing was impressive
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>>185879936
>heavy mains - don't exist
Adopt me.
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>>185880475
>>185880750
how did you guys make blank posts like that?
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>>185880052
frontier is all fun and games until you get to interact with the cart, shit is buggier than tf2 itself
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>>185879936
>medic main
>word for word exactly how I feel
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>>185879936
Oh yeah, I guess engineer mains are alright too. At their worst they complain about their (poorly placed) buildings not being protected. I've just literally never had a bad experience with a demo main.
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ohh THAT frontier... yeah fuck that cart, and the rest of the map
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>You need an anime avatar to be good at spy
Is this what I've been doing wrong this entire time?
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EVERY SINGLE SPY MAIN
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>>185827883
nice to know i top scored that game B)
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>>185879936
>Soldier, Sniper, Scout
Think they can do anything and are incredibly independent, complain loudly often and tend to always feel high and mighty about everything
>Pyro, medic, and spy
Useless without the constant support of the team and as such complain to their team often. To distract themselves from the fact that their class requires little to no skill and the skill that it can employ is easily counterable they seek for something to attach to fill in that void, usually ending up becoming an insufferable furry/faggot/weeaboo because of this
>Demoman, heavy, and engineer
Rely upon the team's support in order to do well but not to the point where they're useless without them. They know what their class can and can't do and most of the time are very self aware about their skill level as a player.

These problems stem from the class one chooses to main. Don't be a gayboi and choose the patrician's 3 to main
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>>185881397
I don't get this meme. It might've been relevant in 2010-2012 that spy main = weeaboo, but knowing spy mains in real life since 2014/2015, I know that they're (strangely) mostly scrawny "dank meme" kids that get beat by their overly religious parents and escape into some strange chuuni fantasy while playing spy. Not even joking w/ u senpai. Why do you think they all have overly dramatic SFM posters of their loadouts?
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teemo is meemo
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>>185879936
>Scout main: usually an insufferable memester faggot covered in the ugliest garbage possible, shit talks people harder and more often than the actual in-game character, is hard countered by a f2p gibus smacking his sentry gun thus making his entire existence a bad joke
>Soldier main: will show off his mad rocket jumping skills, wasting 150 HP to get nowhere important and then bitch when someone actually doing something uses the HP spawns, no point describing him further since all he does is aim at feet and ambush corners like a discount pyro
>Pyro main: probably a furry, probably totally unskilled beyond waving his cursor around holding M1, but those rare ones who can actually utilize airblast and spycheck are basically angels on earth and a hemorrhoid in your enemy's asshole
>Heavy main: incredibly rare, it takes a special kind of person to look at a class countered by no less than 10 things and decide "this is the one I will invest all my time into," be very afraid of this guy if he's not a total poseur
>Engineer mains: basically the inverse of a soldier main, took the first class he ever played & enjoyed and decided to stick with it except he's not an insufferable fag and will actually help the team (it's impossible not to if you're an effective engineer), team glue
>Medic mains: assuming they arent somebody's girlfriend this guy underwent some sort of inner beta uprising, accepting he's a wuss but if he's a wuss he's going to ensure people with more balls succeed and in a weird sort of way demands some respect
>Sniper mains: a 2fort retard or off-class, really nobody mains sniper anymore because the constant flood of server-cleaning aimbots cheapens the entire experience, who wants to be called a hacker every game and kicked
>Spy mains: typically insufferable, some are just normal people who like the class but even then there is no situation that really demands a spy unless you need someone to spam sapper on a pesky nest (and anyone can do this)
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>>185879936
what if you're a sniper main that knows how much you suck?
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>>185883683
>Demoman main: I have never actually seen one because anyone who plays demoman will be wiping out half the enemy team, swordfags can fuck off though because they are goddamn useless
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>>185883454
>So here's the plan: our team will suck due no engie support and will be rolled back to spawn. And then whole red team will be killed by our sentries, then we quickly change to scout and cap the objective
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>b4nny got trickstabbed
>Spy taunts after kill
l o l
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>woolen using a guitar taunt after stabbing b4nny
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>watching shitty streams

l o l
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Holy fuck the caber EXPLOSION does MELEE dmg.
What the fuck.
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>that demoman with the shield just keeps charge killing the medic on the pro team
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>Raptor
Holy fucking shit
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>>185832189
veri gud veri gud
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why are casters always so cringe
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I don't think these casters are particularly cringey, at least that one Kritzkast guy isn't here. They're doing their best to talk about what's going on.
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>>185885104
because its a melee weapon
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>>185883823
then you're me
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>upward game on defense as demo
>i should get a fucking medal for how hard i'm holding this shit basically by myself
>hey where the fuck are our sentries, we have engineers
>notice my living teammate's numbers are constantly low
>keep killing and "killing" spies
>a fucking assload of spies
>they've been the ones killing my entire team
>look up at team roster
>3 pyros
i hate this fucking game sometimes
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>>185879484
>>185879936
It's true. Demos are always on average better, more chill people than other classes.
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>>185886008
>take bomb and explode it in someones face
>does the same dmg type as a shovel
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>>185885104
What?
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>>185887645
Pottisery
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>>185885104
if this is true then why don't demos use it to bomb vaccinator medics
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>>185887525
I tested this by smacking a fists of steel heavy.
He took double dmg.
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>>185879936
>Med/Engi """""main"""""
>Fit the bill to a T

I don't know how to feel about this
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>>185834940
Might steal that demo loadout

This is mine currently
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>b4nny trying to go for 9 doms
This ended up being well worth the time.
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>Heavy mains are all chill pe-
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those exist for every class, its TF2
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>>185889889
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B4nny is literally on suicide watch
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>>185889889
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Said/thought literally nobody, ever. All heavy mains (mostly) do is queue for payload and +duck on top of the cart to rack up easy points. If there's an obstacle in the way they blame everyone else and use those """points""" as leverage to think they're team captain. Surprised that weirdo isn't a medic main, but it makes sense they're playing an ezpz class.
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Wot happened to b3we24rnny
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>>185889889
lul
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>>185890397
>class with a billion counters
>easy

Simple does not mean easy
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>>185888895
Fist of Steel says:
>+100% damage from melee sources while active
so it's could just be the fists. Try hitting a Scout who is using Candy Cane
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>there are people who honest to god think that the soldier isn't the easiest class in the game to play
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>>185890942
k gona do it now
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>m-muh rocket jump
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>>185890942
It now did extra explosion dmg.
So the cabers first hit counts as explosive AND melee.
But wait if the blast is 75 and the post blast melee is 55 but the firs hit counts ans both does that mean that the explosion is just 20 fucking dmg.
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>>185890590
*sits on top of payload*
*sits on top of dispenser*
*sits on top of medic*
*sits on top of team*
*picks up all your kills*
*gets all your cap points*
*gets all your defending points*

>>185890957
this desu
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>>185892117

Other than ambushing people you described the roles of the Heavy, what's the problem exactly?
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*dodges u*
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>have a great, balanced match that goes back and forth for a while
>lose in the end
>"man that was pretty great, lets see if we can win the next round"
>half our team leaves because losing means you cannot win after
>second match lasts 1 minute
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>>185892762
this happens far too often
I think people just get exhausted playing a match that lasts over 10 minutes so don't want another round
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>>185893040
yeah thats fair enough, but id still like to play more with the people that do decide to stay
but no autobalance was annoying so gotta remove that and add a slow prompt that everyone ignores
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>enemy team has 2 engi mains, 3 sniper mains and 2 vacc medics as well as a pyro having sex with the engineers
>it becomes actually impossible to push the cart to the first point of badwater
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>>185890432
He just played a game against some literal whotubers where he got 9 dominations. 6 v 9, highlander ruleset.
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>>185893606
link?
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>>185892762
At least they didn't all start doing the conga.

>>185890590
>My class has a counterclass, this means it isn't easy! ! ! ! !
This is what heavy mains actually think.
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>>185893826
I linked it earlier in the thread >>185876884
It's over now. Highlander mains won the Payload, but pros won both Product and Process.
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>>185893883
EPIC CONGA XDD UPLOAD THIS TO SIN!!!!
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did the sprays guy get banned
i still wanted a few more
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>>185811743
DEMO YOSHIKAGE
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Also, after watching Literal Whotubers vs. Pros, I now understand the sniper bitching. Bad map design on maps like Baddiewater make him such an annoying class to fight against. Then add the fucking DR + amby spamming 1337 spy main on top of it. God damn, the entire match was cancerous. This is why I only play big boy game modes like 5CP and KOTH.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrDrProf/
Post furries you encountered and lets find the worst of them all.
Also use http://meetmyteam.tf/ to post their loadout.
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Is it possible to make demoman look like Steve Harvey
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>>185893883

There is literally no class with more counters than Heavy
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>waaaah, my class gets countered by everything
It sounds like you have a serious need to git gud. The only trouble you should be having is with snipers or the occasional spy. Medic is the class with the most counters because he is countered by every fucking thing except pyro and engineer.
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>>185894695
>luigi is my favorite bing bing wahoo
>he has to be associated with this furfag now
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>Caring when people you don't like like the same things you like
I'm surprised you even allow yourself to like anything with that attitude. Or even play TF2.
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>>185811743
>unarmed combat
>demo
we get it you watched part 4 anime
you're cancer regardless
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>>185894695
if i ever make a server people in these groups https://steamcommunity.com/id/MrDrProf/groups/ will be auto banned
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i'm loving the classic more and more as time goes by
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>>185892745
n-nani!
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>>185896083
>no gib kills part
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>>185896083
too bad nobody loves your unusual
you included
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>>185896215
its ok
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>>185896083
nice Unusual
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>>185896215
it gets the job done. that job being green and cheap.
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https:// clips twitch tv/CulturedSucculentSlothImGlitch

>This man is considered one of the best TF2 players in the world
ahahaha
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>yfw been playing this game since launch
>never had a single unusual
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>>185892296
you literally do nothing for ez points, do i have to spell it out for you?
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/latiossouldew
holy trader main
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>>185897015
it's overrated. unless you get it on a power class, nothing really changes. you don't nearly as many pocket medics as sniper as you do as soldier.
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http://logs.tf/1804921#76561198096766558
>Highlander mains will defend this
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>>185842682
A meanie
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>>185897015
Fuck I meant tfw it's all ruined now

>>185897229
I've actually never really been interested in getting an unusual, I don't even have that much interest in most cosmetics.
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>>185897303
>bunch of shitters vs pros
wow color me pottised
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>>185897351
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>185897509
It was actually pretty fun to watch, though. Except that Baddiewater match. God damn, every single flaw that map has really shines when there's only 6 people playing.
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>>185897107
>there are people who want farts on their head
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>>185896654
i dont have an appropriate reaction image
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>>185896654
spy nerfs incoming
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>>185897971
The spy and sniper were the only really standout players on the Whotuber side, though apparently that guy is a platinum HL spy main or something. There was also that demoknight, but only because he made so many meme plays.
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>>185894695
is this loss
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>>185898747
w8
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>>185890590
Most of the LGBT I see "main" the classes for novelty paperdoll dress game and nothing else
However you can never be sure.

>>185892117
>>185892296
Heavy overextends to keep enemy team busy, and hardly sits somewhere.
450hp tank sitting on top of a moving dispenser because he can't kill anything effectively and replenish ammo, great.

>>185893590
>2 engi mains, 3 sniper mains and 2 vacc medics as well as a pyro having sex with the engineers
I'd say an uber'd Loch Demoman supported by a Deadringer Spy OR Scorch Pyros.

>>185896654
He walked into it. I assume he'll post here too complaining about Deadringer soon.
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>>185894695
>http://meetmyteam.tf/

doesnt work my dude, would've been cool to see if it did
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>select all vehicles
>no vehicles, just a street sign
>instead select the street sign and click verify
>it works
google is worse than valve desu
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>>185899454
works on my machine
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>>185899736
What are you talking about it the bees knees.
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>>185899454
>>185900150
ooh it worked

bretty cool
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>>185899736
legacy captcha
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>>185900374
nice
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>>185862560
a fucking tossle cap back in 2012
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Char_The_Lizard
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dagins-profile
added me after i dominated him a few as scout and wanted to 1v1 in MGE or some shit
quite the ego me thinks
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/asdffdsa43
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gas all scalies
gas all furfags
gas whatever other variations exist
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>>185902542
>tf2 shows record losses in playerbase after world wide purge of furries
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>>185898747
no this is
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>>185902542
Scalies are pretty chill though. It's the fox faggots that are insufferable

Also shouldn't Quakeguy be asking Doomguy for the railgun?
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>>185905065
>Also shouldn't Quakeguy be asking Doomguy for the railgun?
But he is. Also scalefags can be pretty bad too, I've met a few that're particularly insufferable and salty when it comes to TF2.
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>>185905065
>Also shouldn't Quakeguy be asking Doomguy for the railgun?
he is?
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AmpeirTM
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SHE'S GOTTA BE NICE
SHE CAN'T BE MEAN
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silkee the boom boom king vs swipez
who would win
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I was shitting around on a trade minecraft server when some randy came on and whined about wanting the fists of steel. His fucking trade link would expire so everytime anyone watned to trade with him, it'd be flat out impossible. eventually the little shit leaves and I decide to check his profile like a good samaritan. turns out his whole profile is filled with this awful RP Tier description about how he as a Navy Seal with a family when clearly this fucker was 13 at most.

The best art was his first listed friend had an anarchist flag as thier icon. Upon closer inspection, they turned out to be a commie MtF tranny.

It was at that point I realized I went too deep.
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SHES GOTTA BE AT LEAST
OVER SIXTEEN
is silkee a pedo
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>>185905938
Did you start targeting and killing him repeatedly?
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>>185905206
>>185905325
>Doom
>Get the Rail

He's asking a franchise for a bar of steel.
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>>185906089
You fucking bet your ass I did.
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>>185906414
>never played q3a
>doesn't get the lingo
dunno if you're just pretending or are actually retarded
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>>185905861
ch**tb*y
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>>185906549
Hey look buddy, I'm a shitposter; and that means I cause problems. Not problems like "impeach drumpf" because that would fall into the tier of your unprofessional shitposting. I cause impractical problems. Like for instance, what am i gonna do if some big mean rudeposter comes along and wants to tear me a gramatically flawless new behind?
The answer, is a shitpost.
And if that don't work: Use more shitpost.

Take for example this quality modified monologue from a promotional video for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2. Designed by me, made by me, and you'd best hope... not posted at (You)
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DELETE THAT POST RIGHT NOW BEFORE HE SHOWS UP
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>>185906705
That last part should be "Designed by me, copypasted by me, and you'd best hope... not posted at (You)"
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>>185906798
C H E A T B O Y
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>>185906574
chantbay?
whats that
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AAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>185907010
Thanks for the input, I'm always looking to improve my shitposting.
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>>185907291
Here's the thing though, it's a good shitpost.
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>>185894695
http://steamcommunity.com/id/notefag/
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anyone have a merc's mohawk they want to trade
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>>185908064
I think i have one, what for?
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>>185908876
how about a viking braider
it's a videogames craft too
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>>185909062
Oh perfect, this is a yellowquiet craft
hit me up boio
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>>185857665
THAT'S NOT WOLFY
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Time to post my workshop queue
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=215813162
Really good looking cosmetic. WW1 and WW2 shit is always aesthetic af
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=101098932
Recolored flames/10
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1089044454
A single shot revolver doesn't seem like it'd be very fun if it were to be implemented. Grip is ugly too
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1095893618
Ugly, looks more like a glue gun
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=202166278
Looks alright I guess
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=198314508
Why?
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=247
Literally just a skull slapped onto Heavy's head. Doesn't fit any theme whatsoever and for some reason the image isn't loading for me. Luckily he has it as his profile pic, still shit though
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=534025195
Yiff!
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>>185910848
nice wasting your time on an obscure reference nobody's gonna get
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>>185911087
i like it and thats all that counts
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>>185903420
i want to see this but on the victory screen of comp
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>>185911404
dang!
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>>185911013
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So I didnt played for awhile, did these changes on June 20 did anything major for the game I should care about or not really?
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>>185913961
they haven't been implemented yet. shit spies and scouts are still able to use broken ass weapons and i'm just sitting here waiting for that shit to drop.
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Daily reminder that Rescue Ranger and Crossbow nerfs did not go far enough
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reminder that crossbow doesn't need to be nerfed so much as the needle guns need to be buffed.
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>>185914953
it definitely does
it's so gay to be fighting someone and they just randomly get fucking 120 hp, should be like 60
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>>185915142
*Fully heals that soldier you've been chipping away at for the past 10 seconds*

Pssh, nuthin personal kid
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>Take out engi and sentry as heavy
>Live at 1 hp
>Medic tries to be cheeky and get a kill on me
>Misses crossbow while i pull out FoS
>Switches to ubersaw, moves in for the kill
>Crit his face in
>Tell him to fuck off in chat
>For the rest of the match he runs away every time he sees me
Did you do your duty to bully a shitter today tf2g?
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>>185914832
*heals the sentry you've been spamming for 45 hours from a safe distance*
shit, not enough heals
*teleports the sentry to self*
heh.. not today, cowboy
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it's a shit situation because as it stands, the crossbow rewards skillful plays from medics and encourages aiming in a manner that is beneficial both as a supporting role and as a means of dealing damage. it's honestly a perfectly designed weapon that's seriously so fucking good it should have just been the medic's stock primary from the get go. the problem of course with this is that it's not the medic's stock primary. it outclasses the stock so fucking much that anyone seen with stock or even the blutsauger or overdose is seen as a new medic who must have just installed because why would you not be using the crossbow.
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>>185911404
Look at this pleb, I bet you he uses his hands to eat
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Healing on hit needs to be reduced, and ubercharge building needs to be removed completely and put on the stock syringe gun so that the medic can be rewarded for actually trying to kill his pursuers and give him a bit more firepower.
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can someone post the chad frag pictures please
>>
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>>185915919
for me it's the opposite. if you excessively / exclusively use crossbow bolts to heal i assume you're too retarded to understand that overheal exists, that you can keep multiple people healed at once and that you could've saved dozens of lives by using your fucking medigun, but nooooo you just had to get the sick epin crossbow "hit" (most likely a miss)
syringe guns are also pretty strong if you aren't shit at the game.
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what color should i use for my hat
and what should my 3rd cosmetic be
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>>185916918
>implying soda popper is bad when it's a 95% direct upgrade
>unironically using hitsounds, not just killsounds
>listening to the worst post-reunion swans album

projecting virgin detected
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>>185917531
A scarf? And one of the brown paints should look good with that
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>>185917649
>Shoot rocket at distant corner
>Can know if there's people there
Give me ONE good reason not to use hitsounds
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>>185918120
1. all of the classes grunt when shot already
2. if your hud isn't shit it'll display a first person damage counter
3. rapid fire weapons that spam the sound can be distracting and make lag
4. ruins immersion
5 (subjective). gives a false sense of reward for completing a simple task like hitting someone in a game about hitting people
6 (very subjective). particular strains of synesthesia turn sounds into shapes and too many at once can literally be blinding
7. can block your ability to hear other sounds
8. a crutch for people with bad ears who can't hear enemy damage-taken voicelines from across the map
9. nigger
10. custom hitsounds almost never sync properly and feel disjointed
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Literally just lower the volume on your hitsound, retard.
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t. illiterate virgin incapable of making arguments who forgot to hit the reply button
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>>185919193
literally autism
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>>185917061
i'll agree that syringe guns offer a fair amount of defensive damage, assuming you're not instakilled by power classes with their much beefier weapons. however, the crossbow has support utility on top of that, which just completely defeats the syringe guns. the syringe guns offer no utility aside from damage if your entire team is dead, and even then it's over a period of time as you have to constantly shoot syringes that barely out dps the flamethrower.
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>>185919193
Very autistic, very good post. People will fall for this.
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>>185919193
>what if you hit someone further away than earshot
>the damage counter displays only if you have LoS
>what if you use a subtle hitsound that doesn't burst your eardrums
>what is immersion in tf2 post 2008
→5&6 are so dumb i won't give you the right arrow
>what if you check two lines above
>what if that was exactly my point
>nigger
>what if you weren't technically illiterate
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>>185919415
>>185919715
>>185920040
all me
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>>185919193
I was with you until #9, why would you ruin perfectly shit posting with your political bullshit
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The Teek is still alive. There are players on RIGHT NOW and people should join and say hello.

> keet.pw
> Custom maps on Fridays.
> Micspam - no talking, ponies or zionism allowed.
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>>185921079
>100% Shitespam only server
No son, you're dead.
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>>185920747
Lmao 10/10

good meme tripfaggot
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SPY IS _______
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heres what three stalemates in a row on foundry looks like. took a pic with my phone instead of just screencapping because my mind was a bit fried
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>>185925468
right before i left the server
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>>185925717
>Topscoring medic
How bad can you even get? By the way, Coldfront's also great for stalemates.
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>>185917531
Balaclavas are forever

Brooklyn Booties
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>join upward pub
>we are rolling the enemy team with 30 seconds left on the clock
>*DEAD* Peter4460: this game sucks
I was told we would be fighting men!
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>>185926834
>anime profile pic
say no more
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>>185921079
EU or NA

Might hop off Fallout in a few
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>>185926879
make fun of me one more fuckign time my dad's a cop he'll beat up ur dad
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>>185926834
cute anime profile pic
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>>185926990
>purple medal
hahaha fuckign BAD
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>>185927139
uwu
>>185927175
stop it right nwo
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>uwu
dropped
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>>185926965
NA but a few EU do frequent the place
>>
uwu
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so bored, wish i had some cuties to queue up with
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hit me up id/dckm
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>>185929348
im a medic main that starts playing in about three hours. am i cute enough?
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I'm a Medic main that can play right now
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>3 buttslut medic mains immediately respond

heh...
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I'm a heavy main that will roll your team desu. uwu
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I don't really main a class, but I like playing demo and scout, is that okay?
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Anyone wanna do a Gold Rush game or two? I just wanna pocket a Heavy and do full-time Kritz before I head to bed
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The word "maining" is often misunderstood, "maining" is just playing the class you like more than the others. People that are literal one trick ponies that can only play 1 class are stupid and dumb, you'll only see dorks like that in HL, the reddit of comp
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Again, I don't really like one specific class enough to say I "main" that class, demo and scout are my favorites to play, but I also enjoy playing soldier and medic and occasionally pyro if the other team is bad enough too much to say I main either of those specific classes.
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>>185930526
>>185930075
literally me
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:o
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only true patricians abuse dckm's trip
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>>185929960
>Implying I'm a buttslut
1v1 me badlands mid, pan only
you must taunt after every kill
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stop trying to force yourself you literal who
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lmoa
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At least it isn't as forced as that stupid cheaertkid shit
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stop youll summon the forbidden one
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fuck you im a better literal who
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i am best who
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Fuck off, Yelier. Your Cheatboy meme is stale as fuck.
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Don't call it a meme either. It's deader than that. It's rageface tier dead
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no im the best literal who
>name
>no puncuayion
>cant spell worth a heck

yall nibbas aint got nothin on me
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pottis transcends all memes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE

remember: these are what animeposters are like
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when is update
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>>185931747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
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/tf2g/ - animeposters and furfaggots all namefagging and NO tf2
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I am the literal whooest
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go wawy you fucking granpa
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>>185932052
>Furry
>Anime
>Not tf2 related

Simply Ebin©
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the only good tf2g is larry and you literally cant prove me wrong
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>>185931901
I haven't seen this in actual years. /v/ rage threads were shitty reposts most of the time, but they were okay every once and all.
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n-now that TI is over we can get the update r-right guys
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>Believing the update drops in 2017
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>>185932673
i'm not larry and i'm good
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The best /tf2gfu/ is without a doubt Cheat boy
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>>185932959
>Believing the update will drop ever
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>>185932959
it's coming soon, trust me
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*grabs cn&
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>the month after the pyro release is released valve announces they are closing servers next week
what do
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I move on with my life like I had been doing instead of shooting myself like some dumb fuck who couldn't do anything but hope and pray for the Pyro update to drop as if their life depended on it
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you mean shoot yourself like you were going to on the top of that hill
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*shoots you*
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calm down you autistic fucks
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Dont call me autistic you bottom fragger
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:0
He actually said it, I can't believe it.
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>lock down the enemy snipers
>your team still can't push
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>Swipez's frag movie has 1.5m views
All hail.
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>>185936271
>bostom bottom bringer
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>>185936593
>get spawn camped at PL offense
>no valuable heal target and no way breaking it away alone
>last 30 seconds switch to Crutchringer Spy
>chainstab half of enemy team and break the clutch
>your team refuses to push cart
>Scouts extend forward without a Medic instead
>team gets slaughtered at the last seconds before reaching first point
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THAT IS NOT _____
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>>185936797
What the fuck. How? Are there even 1.5 million people who fucking play TF2? Normies roooooooo
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>>185938870
OUR spy
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>Performing my daily ritual of worshipping Swipez-sama by watching "That is not Wolfy."
>Meet the Spy is up next in suggested videos
Neat.
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>tfw you post someone's furaffinity into the chatroom and they leave the server right away
1 less soldier is 3 more people alive at all times
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Valve should go full edgelord and make a nazi themed set for medic complete with swastika

We have a hat with the hammer and sickle, how is a swastika any worse?
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Machina change: full charge bodyshots deal 20 points of self-damage
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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
they updated the headsfeet version so headless pyros and scouts shouldn't be a problem though you would still see their cosmetics
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I turned myself into an UPVOTE MORTY

I'M UPVOTE RIIIIIICK
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>waiting in an mge server to have a scout 1v1 on badlands mid
>2 players already in the arena, and 1 player in the queue ahead of me
>finally get into the arena so i can play the game
>as soon as i join everyone in the server leaves at once
what
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>>185940375
cuz hitler bad
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>>185940375
i really dislike how they treat heavy. all of his achievements are some commie jokes
>hurr durr marxman
jesus christ. in the comics it doesn't even seem like he enjoys russia
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>>185941876
Doesn't this only work in community servers?
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>>185942950
no
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>>185941184
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>>185943187
It's pretty amazing how easy it is to trigger contrarian 4chan anons with the mere suggestion of an insult to religion from one character. It has to mean every character is an homogenized mouthpiece for the writer even though the characters themselves don't agree, and that character is explicitly written to be a bad person. I also remember back in 2005 when everyone on 4chan was an Atheist but after a few years they flipflopped almost overnight after fedora memes became a thing and had even the slightest tint of Reddit to it. It's like McCarthyism. Even more funny, you paint the show up to be more than it is so you can hold it to higher standards than almost any other has hit while simultaneously putting it down for not meeting said standards. Also insane ramblings like suggesting that if only people had picked up a book about physics they would have the intelligence to understand great comedy cartoon writing. I don't know about the third-world country you're from, but in my country everyone has read at least one physics book as part of their school curriculum. It's just a cartoon, why you have to be so mad?
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>tfw five ubercharges later you finally kill one sentry but then you lose anyway


as the sole medic on the team you can't say I didn't try
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turns out that pugs can be pretty fun when you play them late enough at night so all the kids are asleep and you don't have a team at your throat for making the slightest mistake
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>when you keep seeing the same 20 peope every game
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>>185943187
Hmmm
Really made me think
say what you want about me, but lay off the soup https://youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY
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>>185943914
or you could just go Direct Hit Soldier and tear through it like wet tissue paper
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>Admin denies using an obvious aimbot because he instantly switches and targets me through walls anywhere on the map and gets headshots immediately upon zooming in

Why does this make me so angry?
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You sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard.
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>>185944495
that's what I was hoping the soldiers on my team would do but they swore that stock was the best in every situation
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>message marketplace.tf seller if I can trade him keys directly for an item, as I don't want to give a jew government documents
>he says no

Pathetic
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>>185944423
aqua teen hunger force is better.Space Ghost, Sealab, and Brak show are also great
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Why the fuck do I keep dying behind corners when I get sniped?
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>it's ANOTHER episode of running into a 'do nothing' premade consisting of people who outright afk or go to the front line and don't fire any of their weapons, while stackign votes so that nobody can get kicked

literally worse than catbots because those things actually play the game, who the fuck starts up a coordinated group to play a game but not actually play it at all
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>Tip of the Hats 2017 announced
>Blizzard refuses invitation because TF2 is involved
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I miss loading up tf2 for the first time, having fun with just walking around and exploring the maps and (what seemed like) the many routes you could take to get from point A to point B. I miss playing Halloween mode for the first time ever and fighting the bosses. Everything in TF2 had a particular charm to it back then. :(
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lol enjoy ur DEAD GAME while isit back and boot up overwatch wiht my 5 million + players. lol get fuked nerds B)
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>TWO DAYS until TF2 is finally officially dead
what are you guys doing in the meantime
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>>185942885
well yeah, I think he and his family were even imprisoned because his father was anti communist or something
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Trading my S. Original + S. Machina for an S. Gunslinger
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>>185947690
>you'll never get run over a car and die so you never have to endure yet another day without the update
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>expecting anybody in this thread to have a strange gunslinger.
It's like 4 million keys, just offer some shit up on backpack.tf
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a professional killstreak strange gunslinger is barely 50 dollars
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>>185944423
>I'm married...To Justice!
>Yeah, because only a blind girl would marry you.
I honestly thought that Xavier Renegade Angel was a fever dream I had back when I was younger.

It was only recently that I learned that it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E70q9ojUauM
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>>185946254
Playing New Vegas, shitposting audibly on the /v/ and animoo server that anon just posted a while ago
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>>185944827
bait
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>>185950297
It's an opinion. Dummy.
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>>185950671
HOLY FUCK HA HA HA
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shit i wa s dealing with a pro
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>>185950924
>binch
SNIBETI SNAB :DD
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>>185951007
the new spy unlock is looking great
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this... is... impossible
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>>185950812
>>185950861
>>185950924
>>185951109
>>185951258
>>185951414
>>185952668
i don't understand why idiots decide to try and make threads even worse like this. if you can't think of something to talk about let the thread die because there is no point of a discussion thread if there is nothing to discuss. this is why generals were a bad idea to start with
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what do i use to record my gameplay and make it into webums
i tried obs and it looks like a bucket of legos
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my duick lol haha
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>>185952983
i use obs and it looks fine, screenshot of how it looks?
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you cannot kill that which does not die....
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>highlander classes are viab-

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't main Scout
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>>185953427
he's a jerk class for jerks.
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>>185953721
THAT FREAKIN HARDHAT'S A SPY
>constant barrage of pan hits
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>>185953427
>highlander classes
is this a meme? isn't the point of highlander to include one of every class?

also b4nny is shit and stock scout is just a worse stock pyro
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>>185953125
nvm fixed it ;)

i do not know what i did wrong in the first place
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>>185954052
b4nny is not shit wtf delete this
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>>185954470
no

b4nny is only decent as part of his group. he gets destroyed in pubs which is kinda funny.
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>>185954052
Yes, the implication is that having one of each class is not a reasonable way to play the game as a team with 3 less players can absolutely destroy a team with 9 by having an extra Scout. It's not a particularly good meme as the blu players are so damn good they managed to keep Raptor alive enough for him to get a domination, whereas red has players like HiGPS who thinks my name (chan) is pronounced "chon", brain problems and youtubers
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Fucking australians
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i think this weapon is either only good on turbine, or else i just haven't figured out how to use it properly on other maps. one of these days i'll get tagg good with this.
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>>185954673
chuckled heartily.
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>>185944423
That reads almost word for word how these threads tend to go, so good post.
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Sally > Olivia
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hi videogames
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adult women > pedobait
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNNxI2vZnI
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>>185954673
don't leave him hanging anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akh0jo2LjgE
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>>185955402
God damn it
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>>185954653
it isn't played like that because it is viable, it is taking the game at face value. one of each character, no stacking or relying on others to do your roles. you have a job and you are the only one who can do it which is the appeal. 9v9 is more hectic than 6v6 which allows classes like spy and engineer to be viable and it plays like just a casual match without frustrating shit like stacked sentries and random crits and where people actually try.

tl;dr highlander is not intended to be competitive format
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>when you turn the corner and find yourself in a mexican standoff with another sniper using the genuine anger
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A mexican standoff involves three peoples faggot.
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>queue up for some casual pubstomping
>First sound I hear is the fucking voting noises for the next map
christ this is getting ridiculous
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new format: actual highlander
4v5
must be one of each class on the server
no more than one of each class on the server
teams flip coin at start. winner of flip gets dibs on the classes they want first.
the team without a medic gets the extra player.
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>>185958182
how do people like you expect it to work? they reuse servers when the maps restart, this is because people complained when they couldn't continue playing after match end. so now that you got that option they send you to servers at the end and therefore the start of the next game, what is even worth complaining about there? you get a full fucking match
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>>185958884
>get Medic and Engineer randomized to 4player team
>lose all chance to heal or recover and get facerolled
Yeah nah.

>>185946254
Patron a few hentai games, lurk imgur and youtube like a filthy casual.
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>>185959909
yeah but who would actually pick engineer and medic? it'd leave you with at most two classes that can actually kill.
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>win coin toss
>pick scout soldier pyro demoman heavy
>enemy team is literally just supports
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>>185960290
>pyro
>not sniper
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>>185960415
that ruins the point
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>>185960130
>who would actually pick engineer and medic?
Any specialist is dependent on Engi up to a degree, and any generalist (aka pocket) dependent on Medic.
Even if that gives really small choices on the follow up 2, it cripples the enemy team throughly anyway.
All you had to do is picking a power pocket and a sweeper-pick after that.
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>>185960290
>Implying a pocketed funslinger Engi isn't one of the biggest threats in the game
>Implying the heavy can defend himself against two different assassins coming from two different directions
>Trying to stuff an Uber without a sniper or counter Uber

Ebin
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>>185960659
t. support main
*tips chapeau* m'spy
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>heavy and engineer switch hitbox sizes
>heavy now moves at 260 HU/s (87% speed)
>engineer now has 150 health

what happens
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you finally get a caretaker to stop you from shitposting on 4chan
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>>185960650
>using equalizer is bad
Isn't it good if you're trying to build uber?
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>guy buys an item on steam market I was waiting to buy because of market cooldown

Can someone drive a Charger through the Valve offices instead?
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>>185953721
Competitive itemtest
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>>185935964
lel is that boombox for VHS tapes?
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it's time to stop your tf2 session when your only deaths start coming from instant deaths and a demo on the enemy team has a 49 killstreak because stickies are the easiest thing in the game to use when the map is cp steel
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>>185964356
>VHS
what is this meme
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i am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance
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tfw to inteligent for tf2
captcha: medico walk
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AY I'M WAKING ERE
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>>185965163
Versus Hale Saxton? I dunno, maybe anon is dummmm
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>>185964530
It's time to stop the session as soon as cp steel gets voted in
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>>185964530
it's time to stop the session indefinitely when valve cares more about a ccg than the game
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>badwater pregame
>4 engies start building near spawn
>not one of them uses chat
i hate this game
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>>185964530
>your only deaths come from a random rockets by a 5 hour soldier
>hes always shooting at someone else but hits you instead
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>>185965163
Here my very young friend.
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>>185969163
is that like a lunchbox?
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>playing a game
>someone calls someone else a fag in game
>guy on the other team, with perfect punctuation, calls him out for it
>figure it's a peculiarly precise bind
>go full /pol/ in chat to provoke him
>to my surprise the guy stops playing to argue this shit with tumblr-tier fallacies
>switches teams to talk to me on mic
>sounds like what could either be a fat husky girl or a very feminine man
>figure he's a master baiter and keep going all chat
>we have the most ridiculous argument ever
>the server slows to a halt as other people chime in with even more retardation
>never in my life have I seen someone get an entire server to stop playing to argue fag rights
>add him because I'm impressed
>turns out he/it/whatever was serious

Damn
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>>185970081
go out sometimes, there are plenty of people who aren't le edgy ironic /pol/ memes connoisseur
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>>185970614
>people like that exists outside

Good reason to not go.
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>>185970839
This. Just stay inside and play TF2 all day long.
It is a much better lifestyle. (Just don't be furry or any of those cringy things.)
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what did they mean by this
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>>185971551
if they all aim at the same guy it's a guaranteed kill!
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I always knew Robot Destruction mode/maps would never catch on, but it's still disappointing. While the gameplay could have used a few tweaks (not to mention some of the specific flaws in rd_asteroid) the core idea is solid as hell. I mean, it's a CP/CtF hybrid with most of the stalemate potential stripped out. I unironically think that it could have matured into being the best game mode available.
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>>185971632
this

why is nobody actually organized enough to run 12 snipers that all noscope one guy at once for instant hitscan infinite range death it'd be literally unstoppable
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>>185971551
gotta go f a s t
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>>185883454
>>185884712
>>185969001
>skynet training engibots again
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THAT IS NOT WOLFY
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>>185971734
yes
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>>185971854
This is the ideal team composition. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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>>185974405
Look in the thread yourself you lazy bum
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>>185806051
>playing with some kiddo from my friendlist on pugchamp
>one of the guys on mumble calls him out
>apparently he had wallhack + some sort of projectile prediction hack
>he was bottomscoring anyway
>permabanned from pugchamp because of a pug he lost
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>>185974853
>bottom scoring as hacker
top kek
>alternative. hacker on the other team getting fucked so hard he's bottom fragging
any better feeling bros?
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>>185806051

why would you bother aimbotting for anything other than annoying casual games and russian community servers
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>>185974991
why would bother aiming for those 2 particular things over anything else? t. hacker?
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>>185975073

Because competitive is competitive, that's where you go to try hard and see how far you can get. This is where the fun stems.

Aimbotting is fun when you annoy people who are insufferable anyway, such as Soldiers covered in unusuals and their medic girlfriend.
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>>185975239
Wow, you sound like a total faggot.
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>tfw spy's son is literally a direct upgrade to him
i dont know if he should feel proud or cucked
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>>185975239
you are actually autistic
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>>185975350

My preferred ragebot targets

>furries
>weeaboos
>LGBT weirdos
>ultra mega tryhards ("pubstompers")
>obvious females
>angry people

All of these produce the high-quality salt an aimbot was made for
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>using hacks as a crutch
>not pissing people off with actual fragging skill
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You can do both but being outskilled isnt quite as rage inducing as obvious fakeness
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whenever there's a hacker i just leave the game instantly
it's way more rage inducing to fight someone who's simply better than you
>>185975435
so literally anyone other than jozegarcia.2004
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You leave the server no matter how you're outplayed, you big pussy
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honestly just wrote "it's way more rage inducing to fight someone who's simply better than you" because that's what I assume people think when I play them, I haven't seen a pub player be better than me in like 3 years
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>>185862560
One of the more expensive paint cans.
Also got le ham burger for spy last week.
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>>185976115
same here, the last time i was outplayed in a pub it was by a comp player i knew
pubs are boring, and im not even trying to say that im so good or anything, the average TF2 player just sucks so much
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>>185943187
>Bean head noodle limb character design
This is exactly why I never watched Rick & Morty. Or Adventure Time. Or Regular Show. Or whatever other shows use this god awful meme design. Even anime is starting to get their character design proportions right, yet western animation is still far behind, and seemingly degrading.
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>>185943629
>you just dont like the show because you're religious

99% of people who criticize spirituality have never actually studied it, even the atheist side of it. They don't read or get a perspective on other beliefs or engage in critical thought. They think Christians for example believe shit on par with a Monty Python skit and (incorrectly) believe Christians find evolution and other scientific theories impossible, but also conveniently ignore all the scientific discoveries made by people who were spiritual according to their era if not religious figureheads themselves. And Christians are just the most common target, since it's a "safe" target (your local protestants aren't going to throw acid in your face or drive a truck through your farmer's market, and they're also typically white.)

It's just so tiresome. If you have done the research and still believe in absolute atheism then that's fine, but from my experience people who study different religions typically end up agnostic at best. Claiming with 100% certainty a god-like being or soul can't exist goes against science itself, a form of thinking that acknowledges what's confirmed now could be determined wrong or different in the future. Hell for most of these people atheism IS their religion, with shit like Rick and Morty as their weekly mass.
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>>185953427
Damn, no wonder it took him so long to get that domination on Doomsday. That was just sad. Being carried by a DR abusing, amby spamming spy and a mediocre sniper who only really shines at the map with bad design that favors snipers is just sad.
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>>185879936
>heavy mains - just soundsmith and like 5 other people
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>>185978524

Why don't more people main a self-sufficient class that can take an alternate route and wipe out over half the enemy team? It's not like pyro where his basic attack is totally fucked and ping-based.
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>>185979062
>Why don't more people main the class with both the lowest skill floor and lowest skill ceiling who is guaranteed to topscore every pub because he always gets the medic and retards will always w+m1 while he gets "random" crits that last 30 fucking seconds
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>Hey guys welcome to a new video
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literally who
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TF2 is one of the few games were the higher skill classes are the good ones for competitive
it should be kept this way
heavy and pyro should stay shit, heavy is actually the stronger of the two and can be a very good tank
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>>185980421
Some reddit-tier tf2tuber that's into trading or whatever.
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How do you gain height when rocket jumping? I can do it up hill or when going over objects but I just can't do it on flat or when going down hill.
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>>185980575
Don't hold W.
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please like and subscribe
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>>185933451
My dad works for valve and it's coming on the 23rd of august. Screencap this.
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Shoulda made his face more puffy and squinty like it is in real life
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who would win in a fight: wolfy or egg
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Wolfy not even a QUESTION
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egg would roll over and lie on his back like a bug unable to stand up or move in any way
he would also miss every punch because of his shitty settings
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>>185981329
>wolfy the pyro main or a literal who.

Egg is shit and wouldn't be able to defeat Wolfy, even in a LAN setting.
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in game as pyro vs. pyro i'd win because i hit every single particle
in real life i'd win because i can lift a truck
in a hypothetical metaphysical scenario i'd win because i'm not even sure if a pyro main named wolfy exists or is just a meme from that horrible spy video

begone thots you know not what you reckon with
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>jump below surf
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its not below its to the right idiot
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Would Uncle Dane be a good rival against Swipez? At their peak, Frontier Justice Dane is by far the most powerful Dane's ever gotten. He had determination and crits. Swipez' peak power level remains unknown, but he was able to defeat Wolfy, one of the best Pyro mains and a good strong counter to Spies in general.

Who'd you think will win?
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i fucking hate neo-tf2g
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He would have to make a pilgrimage back to c****b**** temple and train under the arts of fraggage.
It would be a lan of the ages.
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@185982525
[Autistic Monkey Noises]
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>>185982785
this
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>Egg thinks his ''muh bearmode'' can actually compete against actual fighting experience.
W+m1 doesn't work inrl lol!

>>185982660
In a 1v1 scenario? Swipez used an Amby and was able to snipe Dane. Other than that, Dane has insane rng on his wrenches and two aimbots. One being his sentry and his shotgun aim.
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>>185982785
Chile Strong
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>>185982785
We should just purge them all. This thread should be for true fraggers only. Imagine a world where no offclass mains exist.
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>>185983358
but then we'd be even more dead than we already are
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i offclass soldier and scout
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Kinda hard considering how short you are, but belive in the manlet that belives in you.
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>I would rather have a thread full of shitposting retards than a dead thread
? ? ? ? ? ?
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wandernigger is 17 at best
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>Using fighting styles that are just used for sport as an example of an actual fight between two people.

I knew you were ignorant about fighting, but I mean, c'mon.
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any other people have 2 displays? sometimes i swipe my mouse fast to the left and accidentally click on my left screen, how do i stop this from happening?
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Being as greasy as your average pajeet is nothing to brag about, my man.
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eewwww
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>tfw no sweaty gf(male)
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Grease weapon for Pyro when?
>inb4 somebody makes stats
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>>185985514
Pyro new secondary: Grease gun
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>>185985514
Level 300 Bucket o lard
+Throw at an enemy to make them slide around,unable to jump and take extra fire dmg.
-You take fire dmg over time if caught on fire.
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have some integrity my custodial friends

>>185985448
shut the fuck up
>>185985514
pyro primary

the slow burn
+100% longer particle life / range
+afterburn deals double damage and can only be put out by medics, water, piss and milk
+alt fire: ejaculate grease on enemy, causing them to slip around uncontrollably for up to 10 seconds. greased enemies cannot be extinguished by any means and have a 25% vulnerability to fire. consumes ammo at the same rate as primary fire, duration of effect increases the more grease is on enemy.
-50% direct damage penalty
-no airblast
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>>185986118
>Ejaculate grease on enemy.
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the shitty weapon ideas have returned...
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What about a new thread , that includes sometida special features from the new puro update mates?, We've been encountered with only trash post about it.

Else, lets discuss in the new thread about the weapons race ítems that have won, mainly the quantity of items that demo and spy. God damn.
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>>185986118
no joke though extinguish immunity sounds like it actually might be something on one of the pyro's new weapons considering just how much shit is in the game now and how much more will be in the game to counter afterburn
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>intel crits
good game design
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rate my flowchart guide for competitive noobs
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>being a passive beta nu male
>not relentlessly pushing no matter the circumstance and still winning
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That only works when you're playing against bads, and not people of equal or better skill level. You'd know this if you didn't solely overextend on pubs and get decimated.
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>implying comp players are the average pubber virgins instead of qualified FRAGGERS
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>>185987415
What about those rare scenarios where they have the numbers but no uber, but you make a brave push but you die, but it leads to your team pushing hard and winning?
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thread meme count: 19
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>>185961414
That comic made in pre-balance Equalizer where both pickaxes blocks any healing attempt.
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what about when you bonk past the enemy team and more than one of them decide to follow after you, taking away defense from the initial point and allowing your team to shit on them while they technically have men down before you even kill the people that came to hunt you down
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Why is it that the tape recorder is the coolest weapon in the game.
But the shittiest to use?
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>>185988534
effective at annoying gunslinger engineers since the whole idea is it dies fast and you drop another one down like it's nothing, because it is nothing

red tape recorder disables it while taking the longest to destroy it out of anything in the game, so if the engi wants to deal with the problem sooner he has to remember his destruction pda exists, which literally 99% of gunslinger engineers are going to forget about.
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>>185988883
destruction pda doesn't work on sapped buildings
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make a new thread im too lazy
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>>185987415
if neither team has an advantage the only reason to push is being behind in round wins when time is running low
defenders advantage will make it so your odds are even less than 50% assuming same skill which is an absolutely horrible chance to take

>>185988278
this is the same as having number advantage but bonk is banned in 6s
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>>185989207
that explains it then, engi has my lowest play hours
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>>185988278
>i have never played a serious competitive format in my life
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>>185989905
neither have you
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>>185990016
what did he mean by this?
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if you're less than invite / invite grade at at least 4 classes get the fuck out of my thread
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maek me nerd
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>american TF2
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>european "people"
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>>185990252
post proof it's you and not a renamed image you found posted in one of the threads


if you can't prove it's you then you're an insignificant literally who with no input weight
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>>185991063
im not gonna post anything personal and be stalked by the tf2g circlejerk like some kind of idiot
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>>185990602
made me laugh just with the thought of it
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>>185991178
then i hope you can keep enjoying your game of pretend rpbro
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>>185990602
TF2 is an American game.
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MAKE A NEW THREAD
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no
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>>185993026
did you forget to write the rest of the post? whats your point?
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>>185875552
I got one too. Is it worth anything? Looks kinda trash
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>>185993392
no its worth nothing you should just give it to me id/dckm
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>>185988534
Best Sapper to take when you need to organize a teampush and there are more than 2 sentries pointed at a chokehold.
Just sap and move away, chances are your team will deal with 2 lvl1s and 1 lvl2, instead of 3 lvl3s when you are done.
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>>185993598
>>185993598
>>185993598
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>>185991178
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and will believe that those are indeed your metals. However, why can't you just screencap them again, and just blur your name out? It'll be proof that they are indeed in your inventory without having your identity revealed.

For somebody who has skill in a game, you sure lack the common knowledge to find a work around.
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>>185993680
>>185993598
Which one, guys?
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>>185820580
(you)




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