Drunken Sailor EditionPrevious Thread>>185438570>>>/vg/freddy>Links to purchasablesFNAF 1 - SL: http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/1729/FNAF WORLD: http://gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921FNAF BOOKS: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Nights-Freddys-Silver-Eyes/dp/133813437Xhttps://www.amazon.com/Twisted-Ones-Five-Nights-Freddys/dp/1338139304https://www.amazon.com/Freddy-Files-Five-Nights-Freddys/dp/1338139347>LinksOfficial Site: http://scottgames.comAsset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddyFan Booru: http://5naf.booru.orgWriting Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYPList of Content Creators: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1clzZcsTzZzZh6EUFR-nmF4F7zHiXTCeB4AehZLF1OHs/edit?usp=sharing
Reposting superior botfu.
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how good of a game FNAF World is?>fun RPG gameplay>tons of unlockable characters>plenty of memorable character designs>minigames that are a nice break from the gameplay>nice soundtrack>party composition is important, the game is beatable even with the worst party but the difficulty changes significantly if you put your party together intelligently>8 different endings>grinding isn't all that bad>completely freeIt's a legitimately great game.
>>185877990The only point I disagree with it the grinding, early on it's not bad but latter on it becomes a chore to level up.
>>185878289Compared to other RPGs it might as well be a godsend.
Reposting the Roommates lewdfichttps://pastebin.com/freGsJHfIf you like furry handjobs, blowjobs, facefucking, cunnilingus trains, doggystyle, vanilla intimate missionary sex, possible impregnation, and/or cum swapping check it out.
The Day the Clown Cried. I went for something a bit melodramatic, in the vein of SL.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QqkwGuntNi-TWU6P5ZjEiPx23k6B24yVMLwf253LlXk/edit?usp=sharingFor dessert-https://pastebin.com/7YdfrjdfHow do you make a juggler laugh?
>>185880008Oh man, poor Jerry
>>185876870I've always loved how Rugrats does nightmare scenes and gore. It's brutal, but it never feels fetishistic.
>>185881769>but it never feels fetishisticWhat does that mean, exactly?
>>185883219Doesn't seem like gore for the sake of gore, like it's not made /specifically/ for people to get their rocks off y'know.
>>185877990>fun RPG gameplayIt's not an RPG, it's literally Cookie Clicker>tons of unlockable charactersNone of them customizable, nor do they have personalities or dialogue>plenty of memorable character designsLike Redbear, Radbear, Ridbear, Rodbear and Qangle?>minigames that are a nice break from the gameplayGameplay that's so bad that a break is deemed "nice">nice soundtrackI don't remember a single fucking song from it except Scott's boss fight theme and I'll hand it to you there, that one was all right>party composition is important, the game is beatable even with the worst party but the difficulty changes significantly if you put your party together intelligentlyParty composition isn't flexible, characters are straight upgrades over each other, and if you're not that good at the game then you're forced to use specific characters you may not like to have a chance of beating it (even fucking Pokemon can be won easily with shitty characters as long as you put in enough effort)>8 different endingsAll of them gobshite>grinding isn't all that badI like how you have to use this as a selling point>completely freeOnly because Scott was shamed into it.It's a legitimately awful game.
>>185881769Rugrats, if you're here, were you aiming for something with this edit? Because to me it suggests it's aiming for this idea that Vaw's bots used to be mindless automatons animated by the murders but then they absorbed the personalities and mannerisms of the first guards to be suited in each of them.Really nice, btw.
>>185877990The fact that Scott's so fucking ashamed of FNAF World when FNAFs 2 through 4 and SL's custom night exist really speaks volumes as to how bad this game is.
>>185885528What it speaks volumes to is how shitty the r/FiveNightsAtFreddys community is and how unwell Scott is that he depends on said community for validation.
>>185883219Not that anon but let me put it this wayWhen Rugrats does gore it's to show these are killer robots haunted by unstable kids who used to think they could get more friends in their little slice of hell through ritualistic sacrifice. When Ghost does gore it's because he's a ghost vagina away from writing a snuff fic.
>>185884950>>185877990 I really don't know who it's supposed to appeal to. You could say kids, because it was advertised as having every single character, who along with the next big plot twist are what people like best about the series. But the characters do fucking nothing. They're just as much soulless automatons as they are in the other games. And it's still too hard for kids to complete, same as the rest of the games in the series. Also, it was apparently so bad it was removed twice. But it's still not the worst game in the series. The sequels have it beat out for that. >>185885685Reddit's criticism for World seems to stem from the unanimous obsession those kids have with meaningless plot twists and spoiling as much story as possible. Like how there were people who disliked Suicide Squad, but only because Joker "wasn't in it as much".
>>185885528>and SL's custom nightJust the custom night? That entire game is a fucking travesty.
>>185884950>Like Redbear, Radbear, Ridbear, Rodbear and Qangle?Of course you pick the very few (three, in fact) enemies which are palette swaps of the playable characters and declare they represent all of the characters in the game while ignoring all of the enemies and especially the bosses who have their own distinct designs.
>>185886753Only if you're a raving lorefag. The actually important part, the gameplay, was a lot of fun.
>>185887912Ohhhh, it's YOU. I should've known.
>>185888329"You" who? Can any of the faggots here not have any kind of discussion without being idiots?
>>185889183Be the change you want to see in the FNAF world, PorkpatchLoverAnon.
>>185884950Is taste this shit hereditary? If so, please don't procreate.
>>185889183>>185889358>samefagging this hardDude, c'mon. You're whiteknighting a shitty flash game. This is just embarrassing.
>>185888139The game is targeted towards lorefags if anything, with all the Afton and Purple Man bullshit. The focus on narrative as well makes it easier to watch on youtube, which is what most of the fanbase does with the games.Night 4, Night 5, and Private Room are boring at best. Scott padded the game out with RNG segments like Night 4 or Private Room because the game was short as fuck otherwise. Ballora and the Freddy segments were alright. The rest is pretty bad, mon amie.The focus on story makes it inexorably tied to the atmosphere, and thus the gameplay, as it's a horror game. So, yes, we have to knock it down for having a shitty story. Ballora did have a nice design though.
>>185888329You shouldn't reply to Toop once you realize it's him, just report and ignore.
>>185889461No, this isn't Toop. This is that guy that kept trying to shill for Porkpatch and all the other forgettable FNAF World minions several months back. He probably figured it was his time now that Roommates is over again. Don't worry, I'm just having a bit of fun at his expense now.
>>185889461>>185889425>>185889358>>185889326Is this really how far we've sunk?
>>185889586>several months agoThat's a long time to hold a grudge, dude. Don't be ACfag with his Other M obsession.>He probably figured it was his time now that Roommates is over againThe fuck does Roommates have to do with anything? Why are we so obsessed with that?
>>185889457I just ignore the story and enjoy the gameplay.>>185889945Can we not have yet another "You're (name)anon trying to shit up the general so I'm gonna shitit up myself to stop you hahahahaha!" jerkfest, please?
>>185888139I understand that's your opinion, but your opinion is fucking wrong. SL is a piece of shit in every conceivable aspect, from the melodramatic, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual """story"" to the fucking dull-ass gameplay that completely misses the point of what made FNAF unique and interesting and instead replaces it with a bunch of generic, repetitive minigames that are about as fun as playing with your own boogers. The art direction is an overblown mess with no cohesive aesthetic and makes no goddamn sense for a series that was relatively grounded in all previous installments. Fuck SL, its very existence offends me, I could write a full-length review detailing what a piece of garbage this game is.
Just ignore the autist. Jesus christ, it's not that hard!Didn't weaver and poke's fanfic finish its second run-through recently? Let's talk about that and why Bonnie won the mike.
>>185889850Because roommates is unironically the only media coming out from this shitty game thats worth a damn
>>185890478Not another Roommates thread, for the love of god, you have a trash thread for that now scoot along.
>>185890478Kind of hard to ignore him when he pops up every time World is mentioned to shit on it. God forbid anyone discuss the games this general is for.
>>185891393It's totally easy to ignore. Just don't reply to him when things get too autismal. He'll tire himself out eventually.
>>185890478>>185890514Let's not do this again. There's a general for Roommates now. Take it there, guys.
>>185890514Roomates isn't the only good OC coming out. Fuck, it isn't even the only good fanfiction.
>>185892096Eh, it's not that bad when it's a slice-of-life. It's just the subplot that drags things down. I mean I get it: the story would go nowhere otherwise. But Dealing more with where mike came from instead would have been better. Like addressing how mike deals with injuries without going to a doctor, or what if his humanity has been discovered.
>>185879673>fanfiction of fanfiction of an AU of an AU of fanart of FNAFThings are getting a bit silly now
>>185892563Too many layers.The fanart IS the AU, as well as the art, Like poke and weaver, the story and art are butt-budies and for all intents and purposes are the same thing at this point. It's Fan-fiction of an AU.
>>185892860Trillions of years from now, Pokemaniac will ascend his honorary drawfag status and leave the sun's core. He will explode into stardust, and become a sentient universe of his own. Populated by furry humanoids.
>>185892860First fanfiction is the story itselfSecond fanfiction is RoommatesFirst AU is the furryverseSecond AU is Weaver's sister location AU, which is where half of the counterparts come fromFanart is obviously Weaver's original comic
>>185893478>Weaver's sister location AUIs it really an AU if it's just added in as part of Weaver's canon?
>>185892029Wait, is there? I hadn't heard anything about that.
>>185894459It's a porn dump on trash made by the autist you're replying to now. The same one that would always bitch about people talking about roommates here
>>185895651I hate Roommates /and/ trash so that couldn't be me going there.
>>185895806Good for you, snowflake.
>>185894361That's what I've been saying. Roommates, both the comics/art and the fic are all the same universe. So people making fics based off it are just a layer deeper.
>>185895651>go there to avoid drama and freely post about wanting to see mike fuck bunnies>drama still happens>mfwThere is no escape
>>185899485That which is spawned by autism will only lead to more autism. It's like a universal rule. Also trash is effectively unmoderated, meaning all the furshit drama we avoid is allowed over there in triplicate.
>you will never have the greatest treasure of all Foxy's dubious friendship
>tfw want to write a World fanfic but nobody would read it
>>185903517Don't use us as an excuse! Write it!
>>185903942But then I'd be writing it for me, and if that's the case then I might as well just daydream about it
>>185904460I mean there's no guarantee that people wouldn't read it, so assuming they wouldn't is a shitty excuse.
>>185904628>writefaggotry>fnaf worldIt's a perfect storm of apathy.
>>185904460>then I might as well just daydream about itIf you're really, REALLY into the fanfic idea you have, take it from someone who has a huge daydreaming problem due to lack of time to actually create the contentPut it out there, man. Write it. Create it. Or else you'll daydream about it all the time and you'll go crazy. You'll go insane. Your soul will be ripped and you'll go, "How will I ever escape this eternal daydream?" You won't know what to do with yourself. You will ache with the punishment of not writing a fanfic out of that eternal daydream. You'll become an empty shell of your former self, kept only together by thin daydreams. Ever-consuming. Eating you from the inside out.Write the fanfic, anon.
>>185904460>But then I'd be writing it for meEverything I post here I make for me. Just do it, you'll feel better in the end.
>>185904460If you can invest yourself in a story enough to enjoy writing it then you won't really be disappointed when nobody reads it. It's about the journey, not the destination.
>>185911120What a well-trained henbot
>>185908268Well put, anon.
>>185911438With a slice of pizza, you can train a Chica to do anything.Anything
>have a idea for a fic with multiple chapters>story following Mike working at the FNAF1 pizzeria>store canonically closes down a few weeks after the game due to lack of business>story would involve Mike and his job working there from the time of his hiring to when the place closes down>title was going to be five weeks at freddy's>simple and easy idea, decide to check google to see who else came up with it before me>TGXFuck all of my hopes and dreams
>>185918332Fuck TGX, that guy is history. Write a better Five Weeks story than he did, the bar isn't set too high.
Is it safe to say Chica would be a maudlin drunk?
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42121Blatantly self indulgent, I admit.
I like how Scott accidentally wrote Circus Baby as a sociopath, assuming we would sympathize with her for based entirely on being a dead kid.
>>185925227Not even a ded kid, just having one living in her brain.
>>185925227Not wanting to live in an underground pizza bunker is an understandable goal.
>>185926309>he doesn't want to live in an underground pizza bunkerGet a load of this guy!
>>185926761An underground pizza bunker where you're frequently tazed by strangers.
>>185924948>Tags: >GayHe's not gay, he just likes to suck dick!
>>185924948That's pretty gay, Ghost.
>>185926309>rampantly murdering people>lying to and manipulating people willy nilly>threatening you with death in a super passive-aggressive wayShe's not even insane like Springtrap or the FNAF 1 robots were presumably supposed to be. She's just a cunt.
>>185927075>springroll springtrap on his lunch break
>>185926934If robot hell was actually hellish (and Scott didn't worry if it'd be too dark for le Reddit), and Baby wasn't the worst-written character in the series since Charlie, the escape idea would've worked. But it's just Wasted Potential: the Game in Wasted Potential: the horror series.
>>185927075If you don't want your robots murdering people, don't lock them inside a robo-rape dungeon.
>>185927075>hungry for some Chick-Fil-A now>it's late and they're closed>tomorrow is SundayWhy do you torment me?
>>185928394>don't store your property in secure locationsThe absolute state of robot sympathizers.
>>185928394>they're only buzzed when they aren't where they should be, which is in their rooms>they show no grunts or signs of damage>this counts as robo-rapeFuck off, Ballora
>>185903517I would. I read lots of stuff.
Finally filled >>168507487's request 6 months later. Shenanigans occur when the guard forgets to switch the animatronic's AI back after custom night. Please enjoy.https://pastebin.com/9bi6P8tAAs always, comments and criticisms are appreciated.
>>185932397>>185932531>Line 35- Rounding out listThat one seems iffy to me. Good story though. I liked the way you handled the different changes. They struck me as being opposite to their in-game functions, with Bonnie being super laidback instead of an aggressive douchebag, Freddy being a stationary retard instead of being the unstoppable tank he is later on If that was intentional, nice touch. If not, I still thought it was funny.
>>185932531>>185933035Hippie Guru Bon is now my favorite Bon
>>185933035>That one seems iffy to meI changed it to "The final of the performers", so hopefully that'll be a bit better.>spoilerI picked two animatronics to exaggerate their usual patterns and two to reverse them to act as contrast. Freddy and Bonnie can't do shit and Foxy and Chica are their usual selves turned up to 11. Thanks for the feedback.>>185933132And thanks to you as well, anon. Don't tell the poster above you, but you're now my favorite anon.
>>185933478>Don't tell the poster above you, but you're now my favorite anon.Fuckin' cool Beamz
>>185881639 Thanks, I tried to convey Jerry's situation as being pretty shitty, without falling too hard into the endless bitching of Baby. Did it come off as heavy-handed at any specific points?
Reminder that if you post any pictures of FNAF World characters and say anything positive about the game you're PorkpatchAnon pushing your agenda on the general.
>>185936932Not related to /5naf/, stay in your containment general furfag.
>>185936932>>185937220They want just as much to do with us as you want to do with them, so I guess it'll work out in the end.
>>185935903>caring what anyone thinks about you on a mongolian mongoloid manga mainframeDon't get so triggered over a flash game
>>185936932I like his art, but at the same time it was not made for the threads or by one of our artists; also considering that he may not approve of our placing it there. That being said, I don't think it would be too awful of an exception.>>185937220Thank you, oh vigilant gatekeeper. Surely our prestige would plummet without you.
>>185938736Love her too and she is just as adorable in pixelart.Nice, springroll>that burlesque versionmuy caliente, amigo
>>185938736That's some good shit my man.
>>185935274Nah, I think you found a good balance.
>>185932531Good work as always, dude.
>>185938736Oh fuck you're a saint in my hour of need.
>>185940951>2bites>2purples>now >2generalsGiving writefags any sort of attention was a mistake
>>185940951Actually now it's a Snax thread which is an all time low.
>>185938736Damn adorable, good job son.
I haven't posted here in a long time. How is everyone? I'll take a sfw request or two if you guys have any.
>>185942682>How is everyone?It's going, with all the ups, downs as usual.How about Chica doing some pizza tossing?
>>185942682I request you fuck off.
>>185942682It's less than okay. Most people don't actually post here anymore.
>>185942682We're basically dead. Draw a dead suit. Cause we're dead.
>>185942682Mangle trying to relearn how to walk.
>>185942682How is everyone?>We've been besieged by shitposters for months and most of the OCfags have left, so not that great. >I'll take a sfw request or two if you guys have anyOne of the robots hugging Mike to the point that they're starting to crush him.
>>185942682Whatever you think is under the Puppet's mask.
>>185938736You left out all the piss.
>>185942682I'm ok, general is limping along somehow. Yourself?Also Ballora trying on a new outfit if you don't mind.
>>185938736>TasselsThis is the kind of stuff I live for. Also the color combo is nice! But I have a bias for gothloli and bunnies so take that as you will.
Also where can I read the burlesque AU I keep hearing about?
>Is there a man among you here>Is there no one who will stand up, and try to write?"I've been here before""I've stood where you stand""They called me a hero""Ye Scribe of 4chan"
>>185954825Bouncy bunny bubble butt!
>>185954801It's in the writefag archive under 'Snax' >>185954825But that's not Alekkbon.
WILL AFTON SAID YOUR FATBUTT I AIN'T DOWN WITH THAT
>>185957087Oh no you've become Vim
>>185957087I know it's kind of a silly thing to get attached to, but I miss the little line of felt over her eye you used to give Dusty.
>>185958238HE'S MADE OF RUBBER HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?
>>185958238Ooh baby, show me that floppy blue rabbit
>>185958238What in the hell? You stop that you silly rabbot.
gimme a hug, man
>>185959757Will you make me a pizza?
we've been busy lil boys
>>185962109Who drew the fourth panel Charlie? I like the shadowing, feels almost kirby-esque.
>>185962763First and third are J, second and fourth are Starchy.
>there will never be genuine shock from the player when Michael appears in 6, as he'll undoubtedly be in a suit>there will never be a moment where you realize his face is completely hollow, with him looking like a michael meyers mask but with a FNAF 1 endoskeleton on his inside, keeping him upright>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvfsWBpL5M will never start playing as he gets more aggressive
>>185967656No more hugs, Will.
>>185971508>Go ahead Mike, dive right in.Real generous of her letting Mike take his pick of her meds.
>>185957087Oh no, our beautiful big butts!>>185958238Oh shit, he's become a Luck Dragon. >>185962109It feels like it's been forever since you've drawn Daddy. Nice work, the both of ye's.
>>185968085YOU OWE ME
>>185971508I believe it's called snorkeling for clams.
>>185967656>ywn get hugged by a spring suit
"So I've been playing this game called Five Nights At Freddy's.""What's it about?""Well, there's a robot bear that stuffs you into a bear suit if the lights go out.""If he thinks that's scary, he should see what our bear does when the spotlight comes on!""DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!"
>>185972951Michelle in a nutshell
>>185978102Fuck you that was pretty good.
>>185980518I fail to see a problem with Michelle and her ample curves.
>>185980824Believe me, I'm not complaining in the slightest
>>185980824I wish Hips had stayed long enough to finish the abusive boyfriend arc she was in the middle of
>>185982275But we got to see it live with Bombay and Paperblossom.
I want to get a lap dance from bonnie
>>185984908I want to see someone else get a lap dance from Desh Mangle.
>>185974781why does sans undertale have a clown outfit on and an inspector gadget arm coming out of his chest
So was Circus Baby's the sister location mentioned by Phone Guy in FNAF 3 with the "multiple and simultaneous spring lock failures"?
>>185987124No, and that's a twist. Like Claudette's breast cancer that doesn't go anywhere.
>>185985048>Desh MangleWhich mangle is that? Post it
>>185987372You know exactly which Mangle that is, you memer.
>>185989191I'm genuinely ignorant of which mangle is which. Assume that the anon you're speaking to has only so far visited these threads in any frequency during a game's release, and am only now making himself anything resembling a regular through a growing interest in lewd robots and a handful of fanfic collections.
>>185989325Awesome artist style
Remember when someone drew Jeoff and Michelle having sex? Good times.
>>185989474He means this dumb cat thing.http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=security_mangle
>>185989923Scribble's robots were great.
So a few months ago I wrote a Roommates fic featuring Chichi (the best chicken), which a few people complained was too short. After a bit of creative stagnation and some time off from writing I finally found the will to come back and take another crack it. Any comments or feedback are appreciated. https://pastebin.com/3BvwY0s1
>>185990271No, that was Kayla's girl Julie getting double-teamed by Mike and Jeremy.
>>185990449The trash thread is two blocks down.
>>185990449>mike and chichiInteresting. Ignore the autist and keep it up.
>>185990648>tfw I actually like Kayla's art and don't mind the OCIf only Badger could contain his autism
>>185990064Remember when Bombay broke into a building and drew art on pizza boxes?
>>185990064Stop shilling your two year old scribbles you fucking faggot
>springroll's snaxbon got deletedFor what purpose?
>>185992396Abloo bloo bloo he's a gud fox :,((
>>185992396He got what he deserved.
>>185991251Same, at least concering Julie.
>>185993282He a gud fox.
>>185993282Foxes are for snooting, not punching! And going on intoxicated mind-altering adventures with.
>>185993976How can you boop his snoot if you can't see him?
>>185957265Speaking of Vim, what's with his batgirl and croc characters being really similar to some of our thread OCs?
>>185994825Just because I can't see him doesn't mean he'll ever be pretty.
>>185992535Like much of the rest of this website, the mods don't like us and hold us to higher standards than other generals as a result.
>>185995479I promise there's at least one tumblr user that has produced something like this unironically and that thought frightens me.
>>185992535>>185995605You mean this?http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42123It's still there.
Reminder that your waifu, OCfag interpretation or not, would look absolutely terrifying in real life and not remotely as cute as they look as cartoon characters.
>>185996040I think something like this would still look pretty cute in real life.
>>185996040That's why 2D is superior. How is this not established fact? Also they're robots, any unappealing issues can be fixed relatively easily.
>>185996040>not masturbating to pictures of real life animatronics
>>185996314Don't mind him. He just hasn't had the joy of being both genuinely terrified and turned on at the same time.
>>185996518Why are fear boners the best boners?
When Springtrap was burned down in Fazbear's Fright, did he experience the joy of cremation?
>>185996040>>185996314>Not fucking actual animatronics.I bet yall don't even break into Disney Land on a regular basis.
>>185996636Endorphins and Adrenaline make a potent mix, I'd wager.>>185996638You're fired!
>>185996040>implying that would stop me from waifuing themYou are weak.
>>185996737So there's, like, two images of animatronics stripping off their suits or treating the suits like suits that I know of and frankly I feel like there's a lot of untapped potential there.
>>185996040Shut up! She is cute and she is funny and we'll get married and we'll have hundreds of babies together! I'm not insane!>>185996638That pun was awful, yet I still laughed.
>>185996040Wish there were more pictures of characters looking like real animatronics. It's an interesting idea.
>>185997123Unless you do it yourself, it ain't going to happen so keep your "hint hint nudge nudge draw this for me" to yourself.
>>185997643Nigger I just want to talk about sexy robots. Keep your hangups to yourself.
>>185996040Ballora would be bigger and more imposing. Doesn't really seem like a downside, though.>>185997279Wish there were more characters in-game that actually looked like real animatronics.
Give a couple requests
>>186000521Chica and Freddy making out before a show.
>>186000521Something creepy using Root Freddy.
>>186000521Rugrats Chica having a line of real chickens following her around.
>>186000521Something like this>>185997123 involving Chica stripping off the lower half of her suit while flashing her tits.
>>186000521I miss DopeFox, draw him being lovably retarded
>>186000521Baby "convincing" Ballora to go along with her plan.
>>186000521Anon baking cookies with Nightmare Chica.
I'm in love with a chicken
>>185995798It's based on an unironically badly drawn yaoi manga ya frickin nerd
>>186003269I know, but I mean FNAF art that bad.
>>186003269Not everyone watches whatever the h*ck yaio is ya frickin weeb
>>186003736BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>186005358I've always wondered how that works given the beak.
>2014>enjoying all the drawfaggotry getting made>decide to teach myself how to draw to contribute>3 years later I'm no better now than I was thenGetting suited would be a kindness
>>186006160>your writing's actually gotten worse over timeOuch
>>186006160You still haven't learned this isn't your blog either.
>>186006405And you still haven't learned that you aren't a janitor, no matter how desperately you wish to be
>>186006160Well have you been practicing? Time doesn't mean diddly when you don't practice often.
>>186006330There there Lovecraftfag, it'll be alright. You're just different, not worse.
>>186006330It's not enough to change your name you have to practice.
>>186008551I guess "different" is a better word for it.
>>186008775>tfw I've written under two different names and no one ever noticedIt helps that I only wrote a few things for one of them before abandoning it
>>186010192Was it here, or on some other site like reddit or ff.net?
>>186010192Finish the Junkyard series you hack.
>>185990449You don't just make a man want to do these sort of things with a chicken! That's how you go to jail!Good work, though. Lewd, but with that passion that makes the lewdness great for reading!
>>186009352>tfw I found out you can easily hypnotize chickens by holding their head to the floor and drawing a chalk line
>>186010397I did it here. I made sure to objectively examine my writing style at the time and change as much as I comfortably could about it.
>>186010192I swear I read a post by Ghost once where he admitted to doing this.
>>186012103You're imagining things.
>>186009352That is a strong pecking order.
>>186012548This image is too pure for this general. Like that one of Chica with toy duck.
>>186012418Shit, that's really hot
>>186012418>It's an electrical socket
>>186012418Fuckin' lewd. >>186012548>tfw they all roost together
>>186014209>"Hi I'm Dopefox, welcome to DopeAss!"
>>186014209This is really cute.Best Fox.
>>186014209Thanks J, this is great
>>186016098I would bake cookies with a haunted chicken bot while she whispers otherworldly horrors and instructions into my ear.
>>186016372>otherworldly>comes from an AustralianSounds about right
>>186016098The sexual tension is unbearable. >>186016372>ok anon now shape the dough into a ball then flatten it and slice it with the cutter like Fredbear's teeth through a child's skull
>>186017208Eduterrification: the act of teaching and terrifying at the same time. I also imagine spooky ghost cookies would also yield spooky results regardless of what cookie cutter is used.
>>186016372>"...hack the bones carve the flesh scorch the soul siphon the blood flay the mind disembowel the organs... and don't forget, about a tablespoon of salt."
>>186016098Baking Jewish cookies, I see.