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Scuba edition

>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
>last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
>the event ends on August 28th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

>Event item tracker
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
>includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
>along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

>Most recent developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU

>Latest comic:
https://reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Hanaposting is forbidden

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

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I can't stand living without her.
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>oh boy a new map
>it's more arcade shit
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I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".
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Best pairing
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Need more of big German hammer man
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>>185927704
I was pretty upset when PAD threads died out.
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HEY DOOD
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>>185927601
If she's so perfect, home come she's a dyke? Huh?
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>>185927601
Cute! CUUUUTE!
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>>185927918
yuri is the best
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>>185927857
Finally, an ass fellow Irishmen won't be intimidated by.
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>season goal is make it to masters
>two weeks to finale
>still couldn't break into 3200
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>>185927978
No that's just some benign shitposting.
It's not even ""real"" shitposting since a ton of generals make that same joke when they're at bump limit.
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fucking based!!
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>>185926941
They are as good as complaining about doomfist.
>Wow, this thing does so much damage
>Let me ignore all the things that matter, and focus entirely on dealing damage part
>Positioning? Countering abilities with abilities? CC? Just shooting the guy?
>I SAID LET ME IGNORE THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON'T WANT ANY REASON, I JUST HATE THIS HERO
Listen, I get it. Hating something is normal.
I personally hate genji and seriously, with chill mind wish he didn't exist.
But he does.
And not a lot of people even think he's all that great. So I choose to believe them and at least somewhat control my butthurt.
Every time you want to post something because you're angry - take a deep breath and think again. If it helps me not to pollute the thread with needless whine - it should help you. Take care.
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Between Reaper and Sombra, who's more likely to make a Heel-Face Turn?
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>>185928326
Sombra, of course. She's not even on Talon's side really. She has her own agenda.
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>>185928113
>goal to get to diamond
>hover around 2975 for the whole season
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>>185927532
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>185928401
Play pharah. On 3200 people still can barely aim forward, let alone upwards.
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>>185928326
Speaking of allegiances, why do people think that widow mourning over gerard means she'll go back to overwatch? She's pretty clearly had most/all of her memories of who she was pre-brainwashing and her attitude towards it seems "Well that sucks but I'll just go with talon".

From the little we know of Talon's operations there's not even a "Talon HQ" or something it's just doomfist, reaper, and a few other people who are a group of "leaders".
I think that's kind of a bad decision though.
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Will Skelton ever be playable in Overwatch?
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>>185928473
>when you have a chin so big you have to hold it so it doesn't fall off
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>>185927532
I love Sombra!
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>>185928489
I've climbed from silver to where i am with mccree only.
do you really have to resort to cheap heroes to break past the forced winrate
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>>185928646
Talon is a generic terrorist organisations with splinter cells.
Dumbfists group is just one group.
For example joker face man probably has his own agents.
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>tfw Summer Amélie happened
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>>185927532
>almost make it to diamond in lucioball
>first match has two players arguing over being goalie and both shit at it
>second match has a pair one who's a kid and the other who is afk. literally get a 5-6 loss with me making all the goals and no help on offense
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT GOLDEN SHIT
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>>185928117
So you even admit it's not criticism, it's just shitposting.
Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.
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>>185928646
Having a decentralized leadership and assets allows for greater difficulty in dismantling/attacking the organization.
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>>185928975
Why does she have such tiny thumbs?
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FUCK OFF AND STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH!
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>>185928973
>>185928973
Talon is distinctly ruled by a council of representatives, who each have their own assets. Reaper no doubt is the one that brought the former Blackwatch assets into the fold, and Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council, so Vishkar and by extension Symmetra also work in Talon's interests.
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>>185928975
>we need the /lolg/ swimsuit shitters audience
BRAVO KAPLAN
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What if Reaper kills (with widow and sombra) Doomfist and Doomfist gets replaced by a new hero?
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>>185929065
>Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.
GAME DEAD JUST LET IT DIE is in a lot of other game generals, yes

>>185929074
Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"
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>>185929179
Artist doesn't know how to proportions
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>>185929343
It absolutely fucking isn't.
I just browsed a titanfall thread, a game that actually IS dead, and it was civil as fuck.
Do you even browse /vg/? Is this your first time? Most of us like to pride ourselves on being better than /v/. Not stooping to their level.
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just let the game die like the white race
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>>185927532
anon, she's snorkeling, she's not wearing a SCUBA
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>>185929514
>It absolutely fucking isn't.
What generals do you go to because a joking DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME is in pretty much every general I've ever been in.

Granted it's probbaly less joking (most of the time) here
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best boy, best girl, best friends
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>>185929329
>reee uncovered female skin
Shut up cuckboi
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>>185929514
"WAHH I CANT TAKE JOKES" ~ you
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>>185929773
best sex
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>>185929563
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPRTf6W47s
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>>185929343
>Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"

Well besides Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also being on the council, or fucking Max who is depicted as a procurer and distributor of wealth, and from his outfit in the casino in Monaco he could very well be the owner of that casino. Let's also not forget the Joker looking motherfucker too.

Like any council meeting, motions are proposed to the council, and are supported or denied. That the council is supporting Doomfist's proposal doesn't mean he's in charge. He probably has more clout considering Reaper seems to defer to him for some reason, and Max is his tenuous ally, but he's not in charge.
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>tell mercy to lay low because she has rez
>flies through entire enemy team to heal a flanker
>they both die
the easiest character in the game and they still somehow fuck it up
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>>185929751
Name five right now. If you can then I'll shut up and leave the thread. Bonus points if it isn't a blizzard game since 4chan has a bias against them.
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Game is deader than a liberals sex life
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>>185929947
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>>185930000
LOL
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>>185930148
I like how you fags are crawling out of the woodwork after I called you out. You fork-tongued snake.
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>>185930184
DELET
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>>185930184
im going to need sauce on that anon
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I made it to masters am I good now
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>>185930062
kingdom hearts
puzzle and dragons (though that did actually die)
animal crossing new leaf
team fortress 2
terraria
undertale
persona
ps4g
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Ded game not even necromancy can save it
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>>185930318
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>>185930184
>>185930465
SAUCE?!?!?!!??!
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Overwatch lore is TOO DEEP
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>>185930184
Where's the lamb SAAAAUCE?!?!
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>>185930780
Fucking reddit memes. this game is dead its over guys.
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>mid diamond last season
>about to hit gold this season
>9 and 21
What the fuck is going on
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>>185930647
>>185930390
>>185930847
https://exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/
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They let me do this twice.


Also, is Mcree viable in comp? Or would it just be better to play soldier?
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The player base in this game is almost as low as Trump's approval ratings
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>>185930962
i fucking love that site having to fucking clear my cache multiple times before it fucking recognizes im logged in
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>>185931035
As low as his chance of becoming president.
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>>185927740
ok
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>>185930881
Game is well. Only thing we need to do is fund the assassination of Chu.
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>>185930962
>exhentai
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They need to release volume 2 already
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>>185930459
I just browsed the undertale, kingdom Hearts, and persona generals. No shitposting in any of them. Again, when I say there's shitposting in every single OW general i'm not exaggerating.
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>>185930962
>sad panda
My favorite porn site
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>>185931345
>No shitposting in any of them.
>No shitposting in undertale and persona general
well i rather doubt that, but i wasn't referring to shitposting in general I was referring to "DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME" as a shitpost, which happens a lot.
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>guy on our team switched from Mercy to Widow
>tow other dudes pick DPS
>forced me to get off a Tracer and play Zarya
>no surprise there we lost both points because I'm no long on Tracer killing things
>Widow gets in Mic during results
>"I don't think there's a point in me playing Mercy if I died every fight"
This idiot. It doesn't fucking matter if you died every fight because I kept killing everyone on the enemy team, Mercy included. They never won a team fight even if he went down first
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>>185931345
thats because you keep giving us shitposters the coveted (You)s that feed us
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>Necromercy skin
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>be low Diamond
>get paired with a bunch of masters and grandmasters in both team
>my team still won't go past Eichenwalde's choke point until the very last second of the round

When we went through, shit was great though. There's a huge difference of level between tiers even on Mercy players. I could barely pull my usual Lucio bullshit at all and it forced me to play smarter.

I want to rank up already, but I feel my current rank is my skill cap.
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>>185931438
>1 post that gets thrown at the start and end of threads
>"WAHH HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN THIS ONE POST I DONT LIKE EXISTS IN THE THREAD"
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>>185931438
well clearly not to the same degree as overwatch

>>185931536
I don't think it's for (you)'s at this point. There are a lot of other games to get replies with. I think 4chan is genuinely angry this game didn't flop on arrival.
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>>185931497
>Knows changing character will lose game
>Changes character when idiots get upset
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>>185931752
You seem to be personally invested in this game way too much.
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>>185931774
>>185931497
>being a fillcuck

i get screamed at for playing widowmaker but then i have a team that wont push past the choke when i headshot the solo heals mercy
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>>185931735
>he thinks it's only one post at "the end of a thread"
I don't even really care that people are saying it's dead, it's just the fact that you just aren't allowed to like the game. If you say "I think overwatch is fun" you will get hordes of unironically angry neckbeards.
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>>185932051
>"wahh i cant take criticism"
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>>185932051
So what if its a dead game plenty of games are dead. Only a few games have long lasting popular appeal. Are you new to gaming?
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>>185931892
Yeah, how dare I like a thing?
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I want a pet Tracey!
I would walk it and keep it well fed!
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>>185931303
>volume 2
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you wouldnt take advantage of an hypnotized mercy, would you???
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>>185932209
>A thing?
Go back.
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>>185932267
id rather try my chances at fucking the gay out of tracer
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>>185929745
I know, but snorkel is a horrible word
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>join game
>4 stack is all dps
>other person goes tank
>I go healer but none of the dps protect me or the tank
>complain when I only heal the tank
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>>185932265
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>>185932129
I'm going to have a stroke, I swear to god. Shitposting isn't criticism. We've established this already.

>>185932205
Read my post again.
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>>185932372
i want to snorkel sombra

>>185932392
healcuck
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>>185932434
You just seem to be really upset that Overwatch is not popular anymore.
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>>185932338
What?
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>>185932571
>185932571

It's a Blizzard game. It will never die.
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>>185931643
You'd sooner see an Auriel skin.
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>>185932423
>"freeze! put your fat cocks where i can see them!"
B A S E D hirame
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>>185932668
Yesssss just like sc2 and d3 "didnt die"
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>Jack and Gabe finally got their summer vacation
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>>185932571
I mean yeah, that's a small part of it.
My biggest problem though, and this has consistently been my problem throughout this argument, is you can't actually discuss the game in a positive light anymore. It's all shitposting to an absurd degree.
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>>185932423
>>185931303
>volume 2
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>>185927760
More dead than Gerard, too.
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>>185932434
"wahh mommy i cant take criticism"
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Is this the worst season of overwatch orrrr is this the worst season of overwatch
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I want to be widowmakers personal chair!
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>>185932886
The Overwatch community is garbage what do you expect? Its toxic in game and on forums.
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>>185927737
>mfw Blizz keep adding content to arcade instead of the real game
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>get legendary
>it's currency
THANKS BLIZZARD
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>>185932981
Okay, so I won the argument. Cool.
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DAILY REMINDER

>Top tier
Mei
Tracer

>Patrician tier
Orisa

>Good tier
Pharah
Mercy
Sombra

>Mid tier
Zarya
Ana
D.Va

>Low tier
Symmetra

>Begone thot
Widow
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>>185933267
>Mei
>Top tier

MAH NIG-

>Symmetra
>Low tier

oh...
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>>185933093
I wanna sniff her farts
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>>185933390
>liking literal autists
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>>185933267
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>>185933237
he cares about winning arguements on a chinese basket weaving forum
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>>185933137
But why did it have to be SPECIFICALLY be overwatch? You're right, I'm sad the game is dying, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to call out blatant shitposting when I see it.
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>>185933447

Both are my mains
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>>185933530
Sure, I guess. When someone is wrong usually most people try to correct said person no matter where they are.
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>>185933570
Its obviously an alt-right conspiracy.
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>>185933703
whatever helps you sleep at night
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How many times do YOU press the tab key in game? I'm trying to make it a habit of not pressing it so much.
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How are they going to force Orisa into future comics and promotional videos? She's not even part of the team or villans. Why is she even here?
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>>185933267
Is it bad that i think about the special olympics whenever i see Mei?
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>>185934296
I have one of those dipping water birds press it for me
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>>185934492
I'm disappointed we didn't get a cinematic battle between her and Doomfist
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>>185934492
She has to get revenge against Doomface.
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>>185934492
They wanted to show that little black girls can be robotic engineers. I cant even play orisa because im literally crying at how beautiful that is i cant hit anyone because i cant see through the tears of joy
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Tracer would make a nice pet.
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And then Gabe left him to his grill for the rest of the day and went BMXing.
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>>185929947
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>>185934856

Tracer is English so she probably disappears every time you take her outside, gets drunk, then shits all over herself. It's like having a pug.
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>>185935114
pugs are cute
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>>185934887
>frozen steaks
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>>185934887
>frozen steaks
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>>185935114
CUTE!
I want to clear up after Tracey!
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>>185935114
jokes on you 70% of this thread has a scat fetish
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>>185934296
Every time I respawn, before I ult or to check if someone can combo with me, whenever there's a team wipe. It provides useful information, so as long as you're not checking it during fight, there's no reason not to check it often.
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So what is the difference between projectile speed and firing speed? In regards to Orisa's PTR buff.
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>>185936212
How fast the bullets move in the air and how quickly the gun creates bullets
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>>185936212
Her gun fires at the same speed but her bullets move faster, as i understand it.
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>>185936212
Let's say this is at the farthest point before the projectile hits; it could take 1 second to release the "bullet", but it could take 3 seconds to actually touch the target.
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Is negra robot still bad?
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>>185936368
>>185936439
>>185936507
Interesting. Thanks. Downloading the PTR so thought I asked while it is.
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>>185936667
From what I've heard, the PTR update made her pretty good or at least decent.
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>>185936667

In live yes, in PTR no. She is actually viable now.
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I wish I never got that lucky streak and went to diamond. Now everyone is calling me a thrower or booster at 2600.
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>>185934547
lol
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>>185937582
the secret to this game anon is to simply stop giving a fuck.
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>>185937237
She'll never be viable until her Fortify removes headshot bonus damage and she has some kind of mobility.

>four-legged robot
>can't move faster than a person and her weapon forces her to a slower crawl than D. Va's
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>>185937779

She is viable now. Look up what viable means. She's not fantastic but you can actually use her in something besides Mystery Heroes or defending Point B of Anubis.
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>>185937936
Don't forget temple nepal. She's genuinely good on it if you're playing around using the pit.
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>>185937779
I wish they hadn't made her have 4 legs, it's weird and seems like it was just slapped onto the design because someone was bored
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>>185938309
>it was just slapped onto the design because someone was bored
Seems legit. Mei was made fat for the same reason.
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>>185938309

They made her have 4 legs because they were getting complaints that all the male heroes looked different but all the female heroes were just cute girls except Zarya, but one is not enough. So they were pressured to make some weird looking female to please faggots. That's why Orisa is a robot horse.
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>>185938517
I I always assumed they made her fat because they wanted to make her kind of a bulky character with more hp.
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>>185938309
They wanted a visually-challenging female character like Mei and Zarya to help break the monotony of hourglass tits and ass. And as a fan of non-standard character designs I love Orisa's look and I hope we get more non-standard characters like a spider-walker robot/Omnic or another sentient animal. I just wish that they'd incorporated the fact she has four legs into her moveset, like a gallop that can trample enemies or a powerful kick with her back legs that sends enemies flying back.
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>>185938002

She can do some stuff on the Ilios maps too.
But she was still pretty bad. This buff is a huge step in the right direction, pretty much as good as it gets for her without a big rework. Just need to buff Fortify or her health a little and that's all I think anyone could want.
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>Pharah now has 150 health and 50 armor
Is she fixed?
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>>185938770

I like her look too. If only she was good and her personality wasn't so boring. Well, she's good now, at least.
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As a pharah main i would like to take a moment to say "thank you" to all of the doomfist mains out there. You've made overwatch fun again buy drastically reducing the chances of me ruining into soldiers and instead rewarding me with free kills. I appreciate you.
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>>185938964
I don't mind her personality, she's a month-old semi-sentient Omnic designed and programmed to be a city defender, and her personality fits. She also does have a snarky side to her.
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>>185939028
>Widow
>Winston
>McCree
>D.va
>Genji
They're more dangerous to Pharah than Soldier is.
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>>185938770
>>185938964
My niggas. I love it when games have female characters with unconventional designs. Fanservice is all well and good, but it's not very creative.
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>>185938517
so they replaced the badass adventurer/bounty hunter with a "normal" person, a normal person in a game full of robots, time travel, australians and scientist monkeys
makes sense
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Can we get a Deathmatch Comp?
Like solos only
top half wins SR
Bottom half loses SR
Top player wins extra SR

no more "but my team is shit" shit
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>>185939662
how new
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>>185939148

Pretty much every female character in the game besides Mei has "a snarky side," it doesn't mean anything. That's like typical Blizzard female. It would honestly be far more interesting if she didn't have a snarky side and was just naive and didn't even get sarcasm because she was literally born yesterday.

Apparently Orisa is supposed to be like "GLA-DOS crossed with ED-209?" How? And how does that fit with her personality, where she's supposed to be this hopeful compassionate protector built by a child? Orisa is basically nothing like how they wanted her to be in any way, she's just really, really bland.

I wish they had actually put some of that optimism and naivety they talk about when they describe Orisa into the game. Have her be more curious and show more interest in the other heroes and the locations because she's the new kid on the block and reflect some of her creator's childlike curiosity in her. Instead she is just boring as fuck, it's a disappointment, a huge waste of potential.
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>>185939552
A "normal" person who creates walls of ice, cocoons herself in a block of ice that also heals her, and who spent decades in cryo-sleep which likely helped her gain such abilities. She's also as smart as Winston and fixed some of his calculations for him.

They can always use the badass bounty hunter thing for a different character.
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It'd be neat if Orisa's Fortify was a toggle ability similar to Sentry Configuration. Switch between high defence or increased mobility.
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>tfw finally got gud with Tracer
WHO'S READY FOR SOME FIREWORKS!?
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>>185939281
>>Winston
Literally how? What game are you playing?
>>McCree
lol
>>D.va
>flys at you with matrix up
>gets shit on at point blank range while the fall back to earth
>>Genji
LOL!
>zen not listed

kys goldie
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>>185939774

All she really needs right now is for either Fortify to remove her critbox or have a lower CD so she could use it more often, both of which would mitigate her squishiness. Although with the improved barrier on top of how they reduced her barrier CD before, i think even that might not be as big a problem anymore because half the reason she was so squishy is because she was so fucking fat she couldn't even hide behind her own shield half the time.

As for mobility, either increase her default walking speed because she's got four fucking legs, come on, and her gun slows her down too, or make it so her gun doesn't slow her down while firing. Either one would be massive.
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>decide to play arcade
>get throwers and the usual autist in every gamemode
I fucking gave up and just bought boxes, how does one playerbase manage to be more autistic than LOL
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>>185940092

Arcade is the least shit place unless you're doing CTF or 3v3, you just had bad luck.
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>>185933267
Every time I see Dva in an intro or potg I get hard. She's top tier for sure.
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just read the ptr patchnotes

>that junkrat buff

I'm gonna be unstoppable
but why the hell wont they nerf niggerfist
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>>185938957
>Pharah has now been removed from the game
There, fixed.
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>>185939751
She does have that in her interactions with other characters.

Bastion:
>Thank you E54. It seems that you are growing from your original programming as well.
>It is remarkable to find a Bastion in such good operating condition. Who is responsible for your upkeep?

Doomfist:
>Doomfist: I hope that the girl gave you more than a new coat of paint.
Orisa: You may be surprised! I have received a number of upgrades since that battle.

Lucio:
>Lúcio: Orisa, you are amazing! Could you ask Efi if she could help me out with my helmet sometime?
>Orisa: I am sure she would love to. She is a big fan of your music. As am I.
-
>Lúcio: You should come to Rio, Orisa. I could use your help with those Vishkar goons.
>Orisa: I do not know about this Vishkar, but I am programmed to assist where I can.

Zarya:
>Orisa: Zarya, I have learned to utilize my graviton charge by watching you.
>Zarya: Your compliment is unwanted.

Winston:
>Winston: Tell Efi if she’s ever in Gibraltar she should look me up.
>Orisa: Efi would be honored to be able to meet such an accomplished scientist and a member of Overwatch.

Torbjorn:
>Orisa: Torbjörn Lindholm, you are responsible, in part, for my creation.
>Torbjörn: Why does that feel like an accusation?

Zenyatta:
>Zenyatta: Do you have any dreams, my friend?
>Orisa: I do not dream as humans do. But it is my desire to become the hero Efi believes that I am.
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>people unironically calling for 1 hero limit in deathmatch
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>>185940454
I'm surprised Doomfist and Orisa are so friendly in their interaction. You'd think there'd be more enmity there.
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>>185940573
Orisa's friendly by default and she exists because of Doomfist's belief that you only get stronger through conflict.
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>>185939662
Deathmatch meta is shit.
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>>185940573
It's there, but it's a quiet kind. He's amused that Efi rebuilt one of the bots he easily trashed, she's part informing him of her upgrades and part daring him to try something.
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>>185940454
>>Zarya: Your compliment is unwanted.
DON'T BULLY ORISA YOU FUCKING BITCH
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Big O skin for Doomfist when?
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>>185939842
>Winston not literally chasing her out of the sky
>McCree not doing more damage than Soldier and Deadeye not shooting her out of the sky in the time it takes for her to drop and hide
>D.va not eating her rockets making Pharah useless
>Genji straight up not being able to reach her and burst her down while in the air
>Zen not listed because he's an obvious one
I guess you must be a goldie at best or bronzie at worst, m8.
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>>185940765
Until he can use O Thunder, never.
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I can't aim for shit. How do I get better? Does mouse sensitivity have to do with it?
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>>185940454

Half of those are just really, really bland. Like who doesn't like Lucio's music? You'd think she'd have more too, like D.Va also has a robot, that she rides around in.
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>>185939751
Mei's kind of snarky when it comes to Junkrat, though.
>"Brr. I get cold just lookin' acha."
>"Then you should look somewhere else."
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>>185941046
get a aimbot
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>>185941046
>I can't aim for shit. How do I get better?
Practice, practice, practice.
>Does mouse sensitivity have to do with it?
Kind of. Find a point where you feel most comfortable moving around at.
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Lucioball is fucking disgusting.
If it weren't for the extra CP I wouldn't even bother doing this. Whoever thought about Lucioball needs to get fucking shot.
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>"friendly" autists invading QP now

God damn and I didn't think this game could get any worse.
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>>185941046
lower sens definitely helps, practice shooting ana bots in the head
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>>185941104
Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off. Orisa's not the kind of person to do those except when it comes to defending Numbani and innocents.

>>185941146
Mei's downright hateful towards Junkrat because she sees him as an asshole bully. Funny enough she doesn't feel the same way toward Roadhog, Reaper, Widow, Sombra, or Doomfist.
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>playing mercy in qp, just to level up
>hanzo asks where's the rez after a wipe
>i wasn't even near the point, i was coming back after dying
>i rezzed earlier anyhow, him included
>don't heal him rest of match
>he says i'm a terrible mercy and everyone else comes to my defense
feels good man
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>>185940820
I'm being dead serious bro. What rank are you playing at that this shit flys? Lmao!
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>>185938721
No wonder why she has more durability than pharah, a full amored character
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>>185941363
>low gold comp
>our obligatory braindead mercy sit emotes near the point and complains about getting shot because they're friendly
>90~ hours on Mercy only
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>>185939662
with the advent of lucioball comp i think they should start having comp for other modes too, it'd be a good source of gun points without making yourself slog through the hell that is "competitive" overwatch
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>>185941390
>Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off.

I'm not saying it has to be. I'm just saying that she should try sounding a bit more excited.
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>>185941529
where are the nipples?
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>>185941390
>Funny enough she doesn't feel the same way toward Roadhog, Reaper, Widow, Sombra, or Doomfist.
To be fair, if you're going to call someone out for being a bully, would you pick the terrifying wall of fat and muscle or his scrawny, non-threatening friend?
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>>185941529
I feel like mei would be able to afford fitting bras. That just looks retarded.
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>>185941363
>See a Genji from my team and a Tracer and Sombra from the other in an isolated part of the map spamming emotes and voice lines
>Decide to join in on the autism because why not
>we all get along fine for a solid minute
>out of nowhere, tracer pulse bombs me, blowing me out of my suit and killing the Genji next to me who didn't react fast enough
>Sombra guns me down as I try to run for my life
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>>185941672
You earned it.
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>>185941390
>Not everything needs to be threats and boasting and jerking off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU
no but it'd be nice to have something that's not dog shit
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>>185941627
>scrawny, non-threatening friend

You mean the bomb-happy Mad Max Joker with a giant beartrap and a spiked tire stuffed full of dynamite with metal limbs because he blew them off messing with boom-booms? I'd feel safer giving Roadhog a Wet Willy than being in the same city as Junkrat.
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>>185941383
How low we talking? Mine is at 5. I've already practiced in the target practice and I can shoot everything fine but I can't aim for shit in game to the point I can't even land a single body shot as Widow or even beat a Widow as a Tracer in a close up fight.
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>>185941784
Junkrat becomes a lot less threatening when you consider the fact that he's hurt himself doing stupid shit a lot more often than he hurts anyone else.
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>>185941618
>>185941764
It's funny how upset people get about the down-to-earth characters in anything.
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Still no summer games skin, but I'm confident! I'll get it as long as I play a lot!

Have you gotten what you desired so far this event anon? I wish you luck if not!
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>>185941405
I'm playing Diamond currently, where people start to aim and can delete Pharah. Pharah stomping everyone only happens at gold and under.
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how do you win out of gold?
every time I pick a hero I'm good at people get pissy and throw about winrates or pickrates or some shit
it's like a self fulfilling prophecy that they literally want to lose, and you have no clue what will set them off

how do I get out of this elo hell?
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>>185941919
>It's funny how upset people get about the down-to-earth characters in anything.
It's annoying when it's 98% of the interactions in the game.
No one in this game gives out any bants
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>>185942009
you don't, because mmr is designed to keep you around your skill level

you could stop caring about e-peen and just play the game, though
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Here's Orisa lines that have been datamined, don't know if any are in the game.

>Catchphrase. Searching... Got you.

>One electric sheep, two electric sheep, three electric sheep.

>I must ask Efi to get me one of those.

>My systems are protected by state of the art- <unintelligible>

>Virus detected.

>Systems compromised.

>On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

>I consider Reinhardt to be the model upon which I have based my own behaviors.

>Are you in distress?

>(to Bastion) Scanning.. Bastion model E54 detected. All models subject to termination.

>Scanning files… combat diagnostics… important cat photos. Wait, Efi!
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>>185941046
Disable mouse acceleration. Use a mousemat. Don't use Razer or wireless. Bigger mouse motions with lower sensitivity. Practice by playing the game. Don't play when tired. Take small breaks every hour. Stable framerate with 16:9 resolution. Don't aim by moving left and right. Lead targets when airborne. Try learning how to aim shots when doing wall bullshit with Lucio. There isn't much to learn about aiming other then how characters control to understand where enemies can be and their movement options to predict where to aim. Really is just do it until it's easy.
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>>185941919

Upset? Really?
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>>185941363
I've had cases like this where the Mercy I'm targeting starts spamming hello and emoting. I try being nice but then they try being sneaky and give me a hit. Once that happens the gloves come off and she dies.
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>>185941995
I bought all of Junkrat's things already, but I'd like to get a few of the others! I hope you get Mercy's skin, anon!
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Jeph told me that Reaper and S76 are getting these matching skins next month.
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>>185942101
that seems like bullshit, I used to be in plat/diamond
shouldn't I belong there?
how do I get back?
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>>185941995
In 50+ boxes I've gotten ONE event skin, Junkrat's. Gotten a shitload of things I didn't have before and a lot of the Olympics poses, then started getting dupes again. I had to fucking buy the skin I really wanted, which is McCree's. At least now I'm learning how to use him and discovering I was missing out on an awesome character.
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>>185941995
I got Mercy's skin but i'm pretty disappointed in it. I was really hoping the realistic angel wings would get bigger in place of her light ones. Instead she just keeps the light wings. Also she doesnt have any unique voice lines for revives.

Overall i think Valkyrie did it way better
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New non event skins when?
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>>185942659
Fake and gay. Everyone knows it'd be Doomfist and not S76.
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>>185941363
I fucking hate these silver/gold boarder autist with over 60 hours on each hero who throw or do friendly shit
FUCK blizzard for adding a emote wheel, fuck these people for loosing their damn mind
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>>185942804
Your reign of NTR terror will end in due time!
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>>185942864
>start killing them
>they all focus on you only while your team does nothing
>clutch win by yourself
>someone on your team: reported
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>>185941995
60 boxes in and I got McCree but still no Sombra and Widow skin. At least it's "free".
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I'm on a 6 win streak, up to 60% winrate with winston and 65% winrate with zarya, I'm scared to play more comp today because every time this happens I end up with throwers.
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Is there anything worse than an Ana who doesn't heal and is on the frontline trying to be DPS? Everybody is fucking dying and they're out there pretending to be Soldier.
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>Grillmaster, BLUE! and Tulum from 24 boxes
not bad tbqh
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>>185942158
>>One electric sheep, two electric sheep, three electric sheep.
Sounds like an event voice line to me.
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I wanted biker, and Grillmaster.

I got Sombra, biker and Grillmaster all from, I think 7 or 8 boxes? I usually have a lot of luck with this shit. I always get at least the one skin I really want without ever buying a single box.
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Can the smell of BBQ and BMX biker sweat make two old soldiers fall in love again?
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What's the point of PTR? Has anything ever been changed from PTR to the main client before?
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>finally get to start playing the event yesterday
>I'm at 14 loot boxes in and only have one Epic drop so far
Fuck me, at this rate I'm going to have almost nothing from this event.
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>>185942158
>virus detected
>systems compromised
lines for being hacked?
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>>185943380
a blade runner event? you better not be serious
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>>185943621
PTR isn't there to test feature, although some have been changed, not many. It's to work out bugs. You've noticed that Overwatch is one of the buggiest FPSs out there right? PTR is there to work out the serious, game breaking bugs that even their internal testing can't work out.
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>>185943380
Its an Asimov book reference
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How to fix Deathmatch:
>Doomfist
Cooldown on Punch increased to 6 seconds.
>D.Va, Winston
Reduce HP to 50%. Nobody plays them seriously anyway.
>Hog
Reduce HP to 1/3.
>Ana
Can Nanoboost herself.
>Lucio
Speed aura slows enemies.
>Mercy
Can fly towards enemies and their bodies.
Can use ult to fully heal.
>Genji & Hanzo
Removed from all game modes except custom and AI.
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>>185943218
>grind out ~20 boxes in the past few days
>nothing but player icons and sprays
>pink
>mei emote
>symmetra emote
>mei emote
>legendary
>a fucking bastion skin
FUCK this new loot box system I just wasted 2 fucking days all for a couple of shitty voicelines on the only hero I actually play
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>>185943806
So when are you going to actually post fixes for deathmatch?
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>>185943750
Probably not, but it sounds like the sort of thing they'd add as an unlockable during an event. It's not like voice lines always fit the event theme anyway.

>>185943794
I know that.
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>>185943806
How to fix Deathmatch:
Acquire skill.
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>>185943708
Same here. 12 boxes, 1 purple, 100 currency, blues and whites.
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>>185943621
Think it's more for stability and bug finding, as Jeff said, they can't really take suggestions from people playing the ptr because most of the time people play for like 20 minutes to try out a new hero, or nerf/buff. Plus it isn't played the way people play comp
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>>185943923
Now you know
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>>185943942
Why acquire skill when I can just pick McCree or Tracer and win almost every game?
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>>185943978
They made PTR as literally a play test server for upcoming changes. No one plays on it because no one gives a fuck and it doesn't have incentives.
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>>185933156
Dm and tdm is the best thing to happen to this game in a while
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>>185943749
Those ones are in the game, yes, she says them when she gets hacked by Sombra.
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which overwatch male would you fug in his boypussi
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>>185943794
>Asimov
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>play a particular DPS hero on attack
>team isn't playing as a team, everyone is rushing off to chase kills
>so they keep abandoning the cart, our healers, etc.
>lose the round just outside of the 2nd checkpoint
>
>defense, another guy locks the hero that I was on last round
>I wasn't doing amazingly last round, but the medals make it seem like the others were somehow doing worse
>I have a 63% winrate on this hero
>he has a 39%
>bring that up and just ask "are you sure about this?"
>he pretends not to understand
>later, after we've lost the 1st checkpoint, and are in the middle of a fight, and we're getting pretty badly staggered -- he disingenuously offers to swap
>as if we can afford to swap now
>"okay, well I gave you a chance to swap bro"
>lose

I know half of you hate "me ooga, team booga" shit.
So here's a serious question: should I have given him a harder time about it at the beginning of the round and tried to make him swap?
Or should I not have said anything at all?
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>>185944085
Its not supposed to be incentivised. Previewing stuff is reward enough. Why dont mongs get this.
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Comp has been better this weekend, I think all the shitters are busy playing deathmatch on the ptr
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>>185942703
>realistic angel wings
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>>185942696
A friend bought 50 boxes and got fucking almost every single Event skin.
it's bullshit RNG as usual .
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>buying loot boxes
I don't think I could ever justify doing it no matter how much money I made.
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>>185944805
I buy 100 every event, at least. Sometimes up to 200. Never above that though
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>>185944805
Im thinking of putting money in Paladins they just add some nice skins. They also have skins you can get that unlock more skins as a quest and comp reward skins.
They look sweet too
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>>185944962
jeff stop posting
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>>185944385
>Hurr
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>>185945040
I'm not joking or shitposting
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>>185945101
you can spend that money commissioning tracer recalling reverse scat porn
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>>185944157
I would rather watch two overwatch males canonically fuck each other's boypussies
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>>185945253
i'm not really into tracer or scat
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So sad they bitched out on giving us Bikini Sombra.
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>>185945484
Iktf all the women should have got a mix of swimsuits and bikinis
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I want to cum down Sombra's snorkel.
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>>185945609
We need orisa in one of those V thongs
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>>185945036
Oh they also have a sale on right now. Last day
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>>185944191
At the end you should have told him this is exactly what you were worried about when he picked a hero he's garbage at. He should learn to play the hero in QP, not comp.
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>have to win one lucio ball game for free box
>have to play 4 games in a row because the game mode is dumb as fuck
>keep getting in games where the goalie runs off to try to be the hero
>get put in games with 20s left with a score of 0-4
>finally win game
>get this out of free box

I'm conflicted. But on the plus side I can make Lifeguard McCree screenshots for you degenerates now.
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>>185944690
I bought 50 myself and got everything except Mercy, McCree and Widow skins.

I figure if I play enough I'll get them eventually.
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>>185945609
I'd be fine with just the guys.
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Does anyone not even get mad at this game anymore because everyone who plays it is so retarded it's not worth taking seriously?

>Some guy playing Reaper
>He needs health
>Put down my Biotic Grenade next to him so he can heal up
>He just walks off it to go 1v2 Mei and D.Va and dies
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>>185946131
No one asked you faggot
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>>185946173
Fuck you!
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dad76 or mclifeguard? I only get one. I play both.
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>load into game
>2 people with open mic breathing in game
>ask them to mute their mic or go ptt
>they don't and keep blowing air into their mic
>leave voice chat
>team goes apeshit
uhhhh overtards?!?!?!
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>>185946383

McCree's lifeguard skin has an amazing gun, which is what you're going to be looking at 90% of the time. If you don't care about that, Dad76 is the gift that keeps on giving. I'd hold off on buying a skin until the event is almost over, though.
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tfw no Canada flag
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>>185931303
>VOLUME 2
WHAT
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>>185946415
>ever interacting with people in this stupid game, having mic on or not muting chat
You fucked up
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How do you guys find good art of R76? I can't find much of em
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>>185946383
Does McMeme get new voice lines with his? Dad is worth it for the Biotic Field lines
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Does summer skin Mercy come with new lines?
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>>185946734
Come on now anon, last year around this time I would understand what you're saying. There was hardly any content. Now you can find it everywhere and in any flavor you want. With artist that do nothing but churn out nothing but R76 content daily.

What are you looking for? I can link you to an entire 60+ page comic in seconds too.
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>>185946162
People in QP are borderline retarded. This is something people have grown to accept since the game released.

I played a handful of QP games today to practice as Winston. I played around 6 or 7, in 3 separate matches with different people there were two people on my team who instalocked Hanzo and Widow and didn't switch the whole match.

You don't have to take casual serious, and I understand that, but how can people blatantly play the game in a way that's not intended and will 90% of the time lead to a loss (unless the other team is equally retarded which is often the case) and still have fun? It boggles my mind and I will never understand how people have fun playing like this.
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>finally do placements
>lose most games, but do very well myself
>8/10 games had all gold medals, save for maybe 1
>get results
>low gold
What's the point of playing this game.
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>>185933156
>>185927737
DM is fun as fuck. Once everyone gets a taste of it, every fag who wants to just wants to play/practice dps is gonna stay there. QP will be a less cancerous place.
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>>185945905
>>keep getting in games where the goalie runs off to try to be the hero
Then take over from him you dumb fuck.
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>>185947193
Quick purple money
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>>185947193
>do placements on main
>high silver
>do placements on fresh account, with similar results
>plat
wdtmbt?
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>>185947050

I've learned to let go. There's just so much retardation in this game. Not worth the stress.

>All those Reins who will just charge straight into their own death and leave everybody around to get fucked
>All the Widows who cannot hit shit all round
>All the onetrick Mercy players who hide anytime they have res or pocket their boyfriend only
>Reapers who just walk directly at the enemy holding down M1
>Tracer players who just throw the bomb out there
>Hog mains still trying to flank
>Winstons who just dive ahead every single time and get themselves killed
>Hilariously overextending D.Va players who will abandon the whole team to chase down 1 guy every time
>Pharah players who ult and die a nanosecond later
>DPS Anas who struggle to hit their own team without the grenade
>Being alone on the payload as Lucio/Zen for minutes at a time

I still try to win but at this point I just find it all hilarious.
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>>185947336
I'm tempted to buy another key for Overwatch off of g2a and try this
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>>185947380
>>Being alone on the payload as Lucio/Zen for minutes at a time
At that point I just start breakdancing all over the payload like a madman. It's hilarious how the enemy team can't even touch you.
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>>185947050
The "IT'S JUST QP BRO" excuse for playing bad irritates me to no end. Between that and the idiots who complain about "fukken tryhards" in QP make trying to play incredibly frustrating. Why bother play if you're not going to try to win, does playing like shit and losing soley due to the fact that its' QP serve any real purpose? I'm beginning to think the people that immediately use the "its just QP bro" excuse just use it because it gives them an excuse for playing badly on purpose. I'd play comp if I could, but even then you deal with another group of faggots with another set of brainless ideals and excuses.
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>>185947207
>QP will be a less cancerous place.
People said this when No Limits came and QP become 1 hero limit. Then again when Custom games released. Can't wait for DM to come to live and for people to still continue to cry about about QP
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https://gyazo.com/f4070594c6012449b4034fd248626d20

I DONE IT MOMMA
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>>185947207
It will at least give people who want to try to win in QP matches somewhere to tell the ITS JUST QUICKPLAY DUDEBRO fags to fuck off to.
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>>185947680
Ew he's got tard fingers
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>>185944210
Which leads to the "eh, someone else will test it" mentality. Which makes for poor data gathering and we got unwanted nerfs/buffs as a result.
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>>185947680
Tryhards an insult that correctly used means someones trying way too hard. So like someone in a qp match is trying to play it like its gm comp.
Yeah you're right but it gets annoying when some little fags want to be a smartass about it. Continually trying to eliminate the same player and trying to do super clever 360 no scope bs.
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>>185947721
>be average shitter
>click play
>quick play / comp / arcade
>what's an arcade?
>click quick play
That's why we can't have nice things.
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>>185947812
Good job kiddo, now try doing it in real life.
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>>185947918
Its not for testing balance you fucking retard its for stress testing.
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>>185947892
He's got tard everything.
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>>185948007

Doing what pappa
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>>185947680
I would give comp a try.

Today I had a really good match. Both our team and the enemy team were playing extremely well, we both had good team comps and everything. 4 of us had mics and actually communicated our ults and grouping up before a push. I only saw about 2 trickles and both times it was a Zarya who I assume had game chat off so it was kind of excused.

We ended up losing, but it was incredibly close. It was obvious to all of us that we all tried our best and we didn't lose because we had 1 retard that made it a 5v6 like you get in most solo queue comp games. It was the first time in a while where losing actually felt satisfying and didn't mildly annoy me like it usually does in comp.

Mind you, not every game is like this, in fact I wouldn't even say most are. But still, give it a try.
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>>185948180
It.
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>>185946927
I just like seeing cute stuff like pic related, google has been my best source
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>>185947680
play comp, but just don't give a fuck what you pick
QP is nice, but people leave halfway through games and shit
in comp you can't, but you just have to deal with redditors who care about ranks way too much
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>>185948301
>I would give comp a try.
I used to just play placements, and be done with it. Last I checked I placed 2500 and gave up.

One of the other reasons I don't play comp is because this game sucks alone, and the person I play the most with only plays QP because there's no incentive to play Comp besides getting a tacky gold gun that looks like shit on 3/4ths of the skins in the game.
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>>185947721
>>185947983
>like play ctf and no limits
>no limits removed forever and ctf removed every other week
>'wahh why arent you playing at top 500 skill level in quick play"

I just go into quick play to cool off and wind down/ I mean i dont fucking throw but at the same time im not gonna be playing any of my regular heroes because i like to use quick play to get better at heroes i normally dont play so i can expand my roster for comp.

I just fucking hate some of the idiots in quick play on both spectrums you got the ones that clearly should have made a private custom game with their friends because they are all being retards and then you got the retards i just talked about who start losing their shit and start screaming in mic because they are losing in quick play.
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>>185948551
what about the incentive to have games where the enemy team doesn't just leave if you do well?
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Why are Mei players such garbage? I was just in a game where the Mei killed us all because she ice walled an enemy Bastion, only she actually did it directly under him so he was suddenly elevated and he killed us all while we shot at her wall. They're all like this, too, the wall has a big glowing outline where it comes out and they still fuck it up.
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>>185948859
Sometimes a slight movement at the last moment will fuck up the wall placement.
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>get mccree skin
>ult line isn't IT'S HIGH TIDE
dropped
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>>185948713
It surprisingly doesn't happen as much when I play QP. The players are usually mid 3k and stay through for the entire game. The problem is that when they don't want to work as a team they go "its just qp, bro" and decide to go something that doesn't work against the enemy composition.
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>>185949115
>mid 3k
>unranked
are you retarded?
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Do Blizzard keep track of how many people leave games in certain maps? Will they notice if I organize a boycott of Hanamura?
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I mean QP is shit but it's shit for both sides. You might have two retards instalocking snipers but the other side has to deal with that too.
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>>185949115
>>185949208
go play comp you fag
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>>185949208
Your snipers will usually not be good enough to fight the enemy teams snipers.
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>>185949168
>3k+ players in comp will usually be good in qp

How is that a difficult thing to understand you putz?
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>>185949208
>>185949364
>go widowmaker in quickplay
>enemy team has a widowmaker
>first kill of round is me killing the enemy widowmaker
>he leaves match
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>>185940737
>will not tolerate omniggers
>not best girl

How predictable. Such an unsophisticated taste
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I don't remember the last time I got anything other than 3 whites and a blue.
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>>185949484
>I'm playing unranked
>these players have x rank
how stupid do you think people are?
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>>185948394
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>>185949208
t. hanzo
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>Every time I get POTG It's embarrassing
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Tracer is a lesbian, a lesbian.
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>>185948032
Are you a fucking moron?
PTR is for testing balance changes, new modes and bug fixes so it wouldn't break the live build. If it was really meant for stress testing, they wouldn't have to put a 10k player limit.
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Bet you can't kiss me
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>>185949993
>enemy gets POTG
>it shows you eating shit
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>>185947680
I just now realized how low-poly and low-rez the character models are even on ultra settings. Would it kill Blizzard to make the models a bit smoother and more detailed?
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>play Lucioball more
>progressively play worse
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>>185950424

But then kids couldn't play it on their laptops and shit.
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>>185950424
Optimization is important as fuck in a multiplayer game you doofus
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>>185950498
>>185950536
Just increasing the polygon count by 25% for each character and making their textures a bit more detailed wouldn't kill anyone's computer, especially if they left everything else alone.
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>>185950536
Then why does it perform like shit unless you have modern CPU and fast RAM?
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>>185950715

Because Blizzard are incompetent.
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Doomfist is bad
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>>185949716
lol never had that happen, and I shittalk people constantly and get reported for it too
like seriously it is the main reason I still play this game, to throw around insults
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>>185949716
>>185950997
Anon can I ask why you do this? As in, how you find it fun. I'm genuinely curious.
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>>185949716
That's pretty fuckin baller hahaha. What exactly do you say/do?? I wish a lot of diseases on people but never have I gotten banned.
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>>185948420
>google
Good lord

Here, get started with these:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4231250
https://mobile.twitter.com/retta_ow/media
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>>185951143

Guy banned till 2019 here. I dont find losing and having autistic teammates in platinum fun, so i constantly argue with teammates and their friends who report me. As someone who practically carries most games at platinum level, it's really fucking annoying losing.
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>>185950982
The one shot punch is annoying though
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>>185947250
>Hey I've got ult cover for goal for a bit
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>Enemy team can't handle it and we score
You'd be surprised how many points I get just off of hitting Q immediately and shooting the ball into the goal at the start.
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>>185951334
I prefer the punch to SIMPLE GEOMETRY
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>>185951261

Told some little streamer with 70 viewers that i hope he has beautiful kids one die and that he watches them die from terminal cancer on their hospital bed just because he played a shitty doomfist
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>tfw I got my account boosted to gold and now I am in Silver

Why did I let this happen
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>>185951306
I gotta give you respect for not being a total cuck pussy like the majority of the community.
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>have pharah and doomfist as DPS
>ask doomfist to switch to hitscan because enemy pharah is wrecking us
>doomfist proceeds to kill enemy pharah every time she appears
>she switches
sure showed me
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Place your bets, the next OW hero is gonna be yet another shitskin/non-white.
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>>185951474

Wanna play? Kirboo#1979
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>>185951415
Buahahahah!!! I love it<3
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>>185951606
What's your SR? Mines 1781.
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>>185951474

Boosted to Gold? Most people place in Gold.
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Is Sombra any good or worth playing now? I haven't played her in 6 months.
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>>185951743
holy fuck you're pathetic

pathetic SR and anime poster. autism really does connect huh
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>>185951564
Is the next hero confirmed? Oh it'll definitely be another shit skin/african descent.
-ana (shitskin)
-sombra (shitskin)
-orisa (african descent)
-doomfist (shitskin)
They still haven't released a fuckin offense hero either.
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>>185951840
I got mid masters as a slightly above average player with her

>>185951743
2700 :D should still play though, im bored
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>>185951979

both doomfist and sombra are offense

do u meaen defense
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>>185951474
>boosted to gold
holy fuck
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>>185951979
defense* whatever the fuck category widow and hanzo are in.
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cute!
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>>185951743
how?
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>>185944067
Learn to play McCree/Tracer then
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>>185951907

You tell 'em 2342!
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>>185951979
>>185951564
Cry us a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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>>185951306
You're getting fucked over by the horrendous SR system. Buy a new account and you'll place higher than you have before if you truly are good. Your gains will be so high that you'll skyrocket to diamond and above.

On my main account I placed at 70 SR in Season 1 and then I quit for a few months. When I came back and did comp I placed at 3400, my season high was 3700 but I was gaining barely any SR per win. After playing about 40 games and not reaching higher than 3700, I made a new account. My placements put me at 2700 SR but every win I was getting >100 SR. I got to Masters easily and peaked at 3900 SR.
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>>185952342
I'm Mexican nimrod. I just think it's stupid they keep pandering and making nothing but niggers and dune coons.
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>>185952471
>I'm mexican
>that means it's ok to complain about skin color in a fucking video game

wew
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>>185951836
I was placed in Bronze and didn't wanna stay there. I fear I am close to getting back there though, but it was a free boost so how could I not accept?
>>185951907
Yes n there is nothing u can do about it. My autism will plague this thread.
>>185952002
Will think about it. Won't play right now because it is pretty late.
>>185952092
Yes. A basic rank which I can not keep.
>>185952139
Losing, and teams who sometimes don't use mics and are kids. Although I will not place the blame on them or anyone in particular.
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Any fans of God Hand in here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWjU5IjCbw0
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>>185952471
>I'm Mexican nimrod
sounds about white
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>>185952694
Atleast add me Kirboo#1979
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>>185952471
If you're Mexican why are you throwing a bitchfit over the Mexican Sombra?
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>>185951840
sombra's super fun and fucking amazing in the right hands; being able to selectively pre-empt enemy ults and abilities is a CRAZY strong ability
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Switching off healer should instantly demote you to bronze.
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>>185952731
Oh shit!! someone on the internet doesn't believe someone from fucking AZ is hispanic!
My man, I don't give a fuck. You're probably some ugly black kid from the slums of phillie.
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>>185952823
>people don't understand having principles
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>>185952471
>Fellas I am a black man but god DAMN I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
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>>185952849
>it's a "everyone draws Sombra better than Blizzard" episode
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>>185952823
What, I have to like her just because shes Mexican?.. She's ugly as fuck and there's nothing wrong with liking white women more
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>>185952936
Hang on, i'm black and I don't like that big black spook Doomfist lol.
>Hanzo main
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>it's a racist shitposters start coming out of the woodwork episode
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>>185952998
>What, I have to like her just because shes Mexican?..
Actual argument against identity politics, okay, good.
>She's ugly as fuck
Actual argument, I guess, about aesthetic tastes, although they're specific to yourself.
>and there's nothing wrong with liking white women more
Ohhhhh criminey.
Now this gets weird.
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>>185953153
/pol/ was a huge mistake.
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>>185953153
I agree. We need a refugee character. :^)
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Explain this please.
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>>185953153
t. shitskin
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So was doomfist supposed to be an assassin I don't get it
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>>185952998
The Grand High Wizard won't be happy you're missing a meeting to shitpost on the internet, Bob.
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>fist a whiteboi with Doomfist
>just know he's coming on to here to cry about it
Lmao
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>>185953238
How is liking white women weird?..... Oh, are white girls reserved to blacks in terms of interacial? You can go fuck yourself dude. I realize you want to be a good pc boy, but literally go post about your "white priveledge" on tumblr.
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>>185953452
Not an argument.
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>>185953153
I'm so tired of this culture warrior shit. Latching on to virtually anything so they can get offended and shitpost.
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>>185953268
>just because of how the modern political landscape is, these kinds of people are more on your side than they're not
>so they get grouped in with you and there's not much you can do
>and now you're expected to have to answer for autistic overreactions like this
Please.
Make it stop.
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>>185953268
Cringe
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>>185953413
No. He can't go off on his own because he gets punished far too easily. imo I think hell meant to make a "death ball" more dangerous because there a dude who can one shot you in the middle of it
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>>185953294
You got stunned
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>>185953847
Thanks. But why?
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Where are all the femboys?
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>>185954067
playing mercy and are in GM
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>>185954067
get out degenrate faggot loser.
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>>185954067
kill yourself
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>>185953817
Being an assassin seems to be the only way he works at all
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>>185954035
I think someone used an ability that stuns on you
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>>185954067
Hopefully you get cancer and die
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>>185953424
that image was a little off, I fixed it
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>be zarya
>at the end of the numbani push throw my ultimate at a few of the enemy team, They die but we lose somehow
>play of the game was tracer throwing her bomb into them and getting quad kill then doing her dance emote as the overtime ran out
>she gets commendations
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>haven't played since the last event
>decide to play again
>remember why I stopped playing
I can't aim
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>>185954067
Hi :3
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>>185954249
this is very offensive please delete this from my general
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>>185954227
I'm pretty sure that is the stun animation for Rein's ultimate.
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>>185953294
>maybe you had high ping, and from the server's perspective, some high-damage shot hit your shield and broke it right before their Rein's shatter hit...
>some high-damage shot that somehow did 786 damage at once

>I'm not actually sure about the mechanics, but maybe earthshatter's damage activates before the stun effect does
>so if your shield has less that 50 HP when it's struck, maybe it breaks it and then stuns you and just seems to stun you "through" your shield...
>even though your shield had 786 HP

Okay, I have no fucking idea what it could be.
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>>185954439
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>>185954734
I have a pretty consistent 25ms ping. But thanks for trying.
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>>185938957
>>185938957
>>185938957
>>185938957
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>>185938957
bls resbodn
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>>185954852
hehe >;3
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>buy another copy of Overwatch
>start playing QP right away at level 1
>everything is so slow and boring
Jesus, was this what the game was like at this level? I'm absolutely wrecking everyone.
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>>185955196
>givin blizzard even more money for this game
Good goy, be sure to buy some lootboxes
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>>185955428
I bought the key off g2a
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>>185955462
Eh, my bad. I'm just looking for excuses to shitpost
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>>185955076
>>185938957
>Pharah now has 150 health and 50 armor

>Soldier now has a marginally-harder time dealing with Pharah
>he's already the less-effective hitscan of the two main "switch to one of these and deal with her" hitscans, even though he's the more common choice

>McCree's effectiveness against Pharah is unaffected, except perhaps at very long range
>he stays in the same spot, maybe sees more use thanks to Soldier struggling more against Pharah

>Widow's effectiveness against Pharah is unchanged
>she's still just off doing Widow stuff

>heroes like Tracer, Sombra, or Reaper can no longer whittle you down from ranges that seem implausible

>Is she fixed?
It depends on what your goal was. What would you define as her "being fixed?"
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They better add mystery deathmatch
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>Only Reddit babies believe Overwatch will ever be balanced
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>>185955751
Is there a way to change your hero in TDM mid-match, some option hidden somewhere that I don't know about?
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>>185954249
>not adding extra bars
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2499 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?
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>>185957143
Go to bed and try again tomorrow.
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>>185957143
here's a lewd mercy to make up for four-in-a-row loss you're gonna experience
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I don't think I've ever played a more frustrating game in my life than Lucioball.
I mean the game is just straight up broken.

The mechanics are completely fucked up.
Your punch does nothing.
Your boop only works if you're the exact right distance away from the ball. Too far away and it doesn't work, too close and it doesn't work.
The launch pads serve literally no purpose.

The ball essentially just does what it wants to do and I'm convinced whoever wins the game is just pure luck.
I know exactly what I want the ball to do, but it doesn't do it. Maybe my mouse or controls are messed up or something.

The sad thing is I want to enjoy it so bad but it's just a piece of shit.
I can't be the only one who feels this way right?
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Doomfist can't carry at all
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>>185957143
If you keep playing you will go down to 1500
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>>185957143
Deserving for a dumb frogposter.
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>>185934296

Technically none because i play with a controller.
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how do I land the fucking sleep dart more consistently

119 hours on Ana and I still miss it 2/3rds of the time. Even on huge fucks like Winston. I don't even know how.
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>>185957514
git gud
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>>185934547
Actually laughed out loud hard
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today i will make it lads
i'm gonna reach top 500
give me your energy
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>>185957795
The wind up for it is fucking huge but you just got to remember that it will fire at wherever your targeting retical is. It's awkard as hell to fire.
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>>185957863
Fuck you I need mine to stay alive.
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>>185957801
How do you shoot the ball in the air?
Whenever I hit it it just rolls down the field like a limp dick.
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>>185957863
Go get 'em boi
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>>185957795
Movement reading.
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>>185957863
i can't even make it out of master, ganbatte anon
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>>185957981
loli is for fug
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>>185927532
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

Widowmaker is a 'blooty.'

(bleu girl with a booty)
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Genji is overpowered
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>solo queue ranked
>get teamed with 5 stack against a 6 stack
Fucking horseshit ass matchmaking. I didn't solo queue for this fucking bullshit.
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>>185958297
I don't think I've ever played with a Genji who didn't solely rely on his ultimate to get kills.
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FUCKING WENT DOWN TO 2474 FUCKING FUCK
FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
JUST GIVE ME PLAT SO I DONT GET MATCHED WITH GOLD NIGGERS ANYMORE
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>>185957954
there is nothing to it, just shoot it, upwards, maybe try jumping too
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>>185958364
There should be two separate comps. Solo Que and Multiqueue. Problem solved.
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>>185958464
You've never played with a good genji then
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>>185958092
please don't
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>>185958476
>play for months to rank up
>lose all the SR in 1 - 2 nights and go back down to gold
Welcome to Overwatch shit ranked system baby. It's the reason I stopped playing ranked. I don't know why anyone would continue wasting their time playing ranked with the system they have.
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>>185957514
>I don't think I've ever played a more frustrating game in my life than Lucioball.
I remember your frustration. The physics are still fucking hellish to behold.
But it does get marginally better as you keep playing and get more accustomed to it.

>Your punch does nothing.
The punch actually seems to shoot the ball more reliably, in terms of force and aimed direction, than the boop does.
>Your boop only works if you're the exact right distance away from the ball.
Yeah. And they changed the range from the normal boop, so you can't gauge it properly
If they're going to change the effective distance of it, they really need to give us some sort of indicator for when we are or aren't in range.
>The launch pads serve literally no purpose.
This is the part where I have to try to encourage you, as kindly as I can, to get fucking good.
You use the jump pads to quickly reposition yourself. Because you fly through the air more quickly than you run.
In rare instances, or as goalie, you might have some chances to hit a perfectly-timed jump and hit the ball out of midair. But more often, you use them to move around faster so that you can get to the ball before the idiots on the enemy team can stumble over there on foot.
- You're on the left side of the field and the ball's on the right? Don't run a long distance right, run a short distance left to the jump pad and launch yourself up and over to where the ball is.
- Need to get to the other end of the field quickly? Take a jump pad, launch yourself onto the wall, and then wallrun down there at fucking mach speed. Seriously, more people should be wallrunning in this game. It's fucking fast.
- Trying to keep the ball in the enemies' half of the field, but you're on the wrong side of it, and would just boop it back into your own end if you hit it? Take a jump pad up and over it, land on the other side, and you can keep hitting shots in the right direction.
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>>185958759
How can Lucios even compete?
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>>185958759
I prefer the triple-mine webm where he's literally flying around corners.
We Lawbreakers now.
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>>185959089
well just for you, friend
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>>185959175
Thanks, Aerospacerat.
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>got POTG as Torb
>it's just me going out of my way to dick over the enemy widowmaker
No regrets.
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Cool
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I managed to be placed in gold at lucioball. Thanks a lot to the leaver and the two troll that made the match 2 vs 4. I hope your life get better if you can find happiness only by ruining an arcade match
>inb4 durr durr git gut
I was the best player in all of the three win i managed to get. I'm overall shit but not completely retarded
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>>185959251
>taking Lucioball seriously

I'm only doing my placements for the free CP, and I really can't fucking wait to finish this suffering.
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>>185959229
>Doomfist POTG
>it's me chasing down a Mercy with my ult and killing both her and an invisible Sombra
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>>185927918
>purest form of love
>bad
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Is it too late to get into overwatch? Built a new PC after 5 years and so far I've gotten into PUBG heavily and really enjoying it, but I'm looking for others so I don't get burned out on it quickly
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>>185959229
got any feety dvas?
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>>185959392
I don't think it's too late. Maybe wait for a sale if you're busy with other things though.
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>>185959379
Nope, i just wanted to be placed in platinum for the bonus cp too. Still, the amount of troll this community has is incredible. Now that i also have all the spray i really will never touch it again
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>mystery heroes
>enemy team has bastion, symmetra, and three junkrats on hanamura defense
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>>185959251
why didn't you just queue with two friends
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>>185957795
rebind it to m2 and adjust scope accordingly
feels weird at first but then you'll hit 9/10 darts
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>>185959591
>attacking on dorado
>get a rein, 2 bastions, tracer and zen
>enemy team may as well afk
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Am I good?
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>>185928159
lmaoooo
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>>185959392
it's not disappearing any time soon. as good a time as any especially with an event going on
if you're open to any more suggestions, I recommend Titanfall 2
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>>185959751
You done?
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DOOMFIST IS SO FUCKING IMBALANCED
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>>185959392
>Is it too late to get into overwatch?
Unironic answer? No, it's not too late.
Meme-tier answer? Start with a "hurr," throw in a "ded game," and just fill in the rest of the blanks yourself.

Watching YouTubers or Twitch streamers is genuinely a good way to develop game sense for Overwatch. And game sense is vital. There are a lot of things that you just have to learn about how this game works if you want to play it well, well enough to enjoy it -- things to be looking out for from the enemy team, hero matchups, effective counters, team comps, routes, positioning, etc.
Otherwise, you're going to have to be really patient when you start, and you'll still lose to things that you didn't know to see coming even after you think "I've played enough, surely I know what I'm doing now."
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>>185959646
>implying i have friends
Why do you have to remind me of my pathetic existence? Fuckin mei
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Why did Doomfist not receive a nerf in the Deathmatch PTR update?

Why does Blizzard release every new hero in a broken state?
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Deathmatch is a good training incubator
I think I've gotten better at McCree since I've started
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>>185959837
She was only trying to help
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>>185959663
I rebound Rein's firestrike to right click. Am I a crazy person?
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>>185959381
>be genji
>scream my weeb shit and draw my banana blade
>slice mercy, dice soldier
>the last time I slash soldier, I see I killed sombra on the kill feed
>she's like wtf I wasn't even there stealthed, I was literally translocating when I died

it was some freaky ass shit, I wish I fucking saved it
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>>185959946
What's barrier field on?
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>>185959946
only if you didn't adjust accordingly
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>>185929297
>Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council
Where's the proofs?
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>>185959997
A button on my keypad. One of the same two that corresponds to abilities for every other character.
One of my fingers is weirdly bent so I genuinely can't use WASD. I have to use a keypad.
Putting it on shift or E seems like it would be awkward, but maybe you could put it on spacebar and move jump somewhere else.
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2 games later
Im in boyos, all solo dva, no mic
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>>185959895
i know, but i am a terrible person and i hate mei
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VIRGINITY... NOW!
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>>185960547
You... want it back?
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>all my summer boxes have been 3 greys 1 blue

T-thanks Blizz
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>>185960905
>tfw no legendary skins yet
this no dupe thing is neat but it doesnt seem to change how lucky I am with skins at all
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>>185960905
I got one non-event emote, purple currency and two blue currency drops in 13 boxes.
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>>185960905
>caved
>bought 11 boxes for $10
>BMX Reaper
>Dad 76
>semi-decent amount of coins, getting me closer to 3,000 again, after I bought Winged Victory day 1
Eh.
Still no Summer Bleu, but I suppose that that purchase was worth it.
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>tfw not going to get the bmx biker skin
youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk
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>25 minute mayhem match on attack
We won tho
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>use lower sensitivity for your aiming
>my sensitivity is at 12 and I have 50% accuracy with McCree
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>form an unspoken bond with a qp Mcree as roadhog
>stick together and back eachother up constantly
>only actual communication is "thanks" and then the other replies "understood"
>solid winning streak with him for 3 hours straight even with shitty team mates
Who /comfy/ here?
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>>185961486
My sensitivty is like 15-20 and im at 70
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So am I a good rein or what? It feels like all my games I can't do shit because everyone tries to get in my face.
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>>185961486
>>185961570
t.stock dell mouse at 100dpi
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>>185961486
It's mostly a meme. Changing your sensitivity to anything reasonable forces you to relearn how to aim but this time with less mistakes.
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Was Lucioball faster during the first Olympic event?
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>>185961428
>go Sombrero
>wait until the 0.1 seconds that Mei isn't in iceblock or hiding behind an infinitely respawning wall
>or in a Zarya bubble
>Press Q
>hope your DPS isn't so retarded they can't kill these two unkillable fucks
>repeat for 10 minutes until someone works this out
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>have to sit through a lucioball match where both my teammates are using a bot or something to just hold down w all match
>rewarded for my patience with the new Junkrat skin and Sombra's Augmented skin in the same box
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>>185961570
That's an aimbot tho
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>>185961609
Looks like you're top 2% anon. Too bad that Rein is worthless these days.
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>my ultimate is ready
never used their ult whole match
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>>185962169
Sometimes I just deadeye the dva pilot or someone after stunning them just to fill it back up agian.
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>Jeff supports the 50% win rate average of players
>he said that this means that people aren't straight up roflstomping people
>but statistically speaking having a 50% win rate means you're not actually climbing SR
>you're actually slowly losing SR because you lose more SR when you lose than when you are winning
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>>185962359
play on the Asian server, those Koreans are breddy gud
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>>185962359
the way SR works has nothing to do with your win rate, is completely random and doesn't make bit of sense at all
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>you gain 25sr for a fair match
>lose 24sr if you got stomped
>gain 26 for stomping
boom fixed sr gain fuck off
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summer fun
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>Get to 2435
>Feeling good
>The rest of the night i get teams who don't know how to protect the healer
>who don't know how to group and just run in 1 by 1
>run in solo, die, then blame me when i'm grouping with the team on hanamura defense
>down to 2329

I thought ranked was gonna get better but i'm just matched with fuckin smurfs all day who stomp the shit outta me and my team. The fuck am i supposed to do?
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Is it true we get purplebux at all ranks now?
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I will never not hate Genji and Hanzo and their incredible ability to be in every fucking game I ever fucking play.
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>>185962359
There's a problem with this though, if players gain more SR than they lose, everyone will eventually be in the highest ranks, regardless of skill level. It would allow even the shittiest of players to grind their way to GM, eventually.

I promise you that players in Silver belong in Silver. The same goes for every other rank. If you are really good at the game you should have no problem climbing to where you're supposed to be.

Yes, the current SR system is shit. But as it is right now, the system ensures that the real shitters stay where they belong.
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>>185963125
>stuck in gold until I started grouping with people in 3-4 stacks
>stay in diamond for weeks, even when I solo queue

huh
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>>185939751
Mei's pretty snarky though, I still remember that one with D.va's being jealous of the places Mei has gone and she makes a comment about it in a very snide way.
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>>185963117
>play eu.
>widowmaker every single fucking game regardless of game-type or time of the day.
>can't play on american because i get over 100 ping and don't want to be a cunt with poor connection.

Getting pretty fucking bored of the game when you see the same character picked 100% of the time.
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>>185963360
What role do you play? If it's tank or support then you got boosted desu.
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>>185963421
Zen/Ana main. I get good plays and trance numbers. I don't think I got boosted since I can still climb in solo queue. The teams are honestly just shit below high plat, even in diamond people are retarded. I was plat last season but just got unlucky the beginning of this season.
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>>185963421
>>185963487
Also I forgot to mention I played DPS some of the games up and performed so well I was out-elimming my dps main friend.
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>>185963382

>really enjoy playing Widowmaker
>enter game
>oh shit I can play h-
>HANZO
>Genji
>McCree
>S76
>Doomfist
>team is a garbage set-up

I know it's QP but I cannot stand seeing a Widow and Hanzo on the same team. I always wind up filling and playing something I don't really want to since every fucking game is the same weeb bullshit

At least with Widow I can confidently go after her since most (including myself) are trash, but goddamn it do I hate dealing with Genji and Hanzo
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>>185963325
>accepts and recognizes the hero's place in the meta
>is not aware
These are contradictory. What's the joke here?

Many of these Chad images suffer from the same inconsistency. Is he heavensent or just ignorant? It shouldn't be a mix.
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>>185963285
Now how in the fuck do you lose against a stack of players that can only play Mercy, when only one of them is allowed to?
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How do you guys deal with losing streaks?
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>>185959250
I'll happily trade you a widow for the mccree
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>>185963761
Realize that you can't win 100% of the games and just strive to improve your own gameplay even further. Skill rank doesn't correlate with actual skill.
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>>185963791
t. gold
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>>185963382
>got grandmaster while getting 150 ping on the american servers
Git gud. Ping is a nonissue.
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WHO
>No comp played
>chat hidden
>mics muted
HERE
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>>185963487
>>185963572
I've played on multiple smurf accounts and you are right that in plat and below, the players are really dumb. The solution is to play DPS but you have to be really good. On all my accounts I skyrocketed to masters in just a day, purely by hard-carrying as DPS. You can't really do that as a support or tank, even if you are good and truly belong in GM. The game won't let you climb simply because DPS players get high stats compared to supports and tanks. For example, as Ana I have really good stats—over 85% accuracy scoped and unscoped, I hit most of my sleep darts, high assists etc.—but I get 20 SR for a win. Compared to my performance Genji/McCree/Tracer, I get 40+ SR.
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>>185963819
Actually diamond but okay
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>>185962887
That's so stupid why would they you retard?
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>>185963898
>Playing nothing but the shit that is quickplay
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>>185964096
>diamond

lmoa shitty
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>>185964150
t. 2999 plat
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>>185963761
I'm not certain but I think 60% winrate is considered good, so losses are inevitable
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>>185963125
I think it goes both ways.
People who're definitely better than they're current rank gets fucked in the ass too because they keep getting shit teammates.
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>>185963572
dont start to think you're better than him at his own role. please
you were probably sweating one out
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>>185964260
Anon, sit.
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>>185963904
By eliminating the shit players by having a large stack you essentially take the diceroll out of the competitive. It truly relies on your own skill and the skill of your team. I don't really care about getting to a high rank mostly because I just enjoy playing the game in a setting that isn't fucking quickplay. If I was really that desperate to get to masters, I'd just play Mercy.
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>>185964309
This only happens when you're close to your true rank. If you belong in diamond, but you're in plat, then yeah you'll get shit teammates that bring you down. But if you belong in GM and you're plat, the shit teammates will be a non-issue for the most part.
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>>185964479
>This only happens when you're close to your true rank
So, at some point everyone will get fucked in the ass if the matchmaker wasn't already breeding your hole from the start?
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>>185964435
whoa look I can take a screenshot of a number and call it my own too

sit down be humble xD
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>>185964435
Not that anon but showing off your rank in a video game is fucking pathetic. This one of most. You can play Mercy/ non-meta and drive SR up like no fucking tomorrow. The only thing that separates a few 1000 SR is who knows how to abuse the system/ got lucky. Go do something that actually impresses other people.

>t. bronzie

I'm Masters and its fucking retarded.
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>>185964435
t. mercy one trick that got dropped off by her spitroast at masters because their carries "don't do 3 stacks at masters"
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>Kill the Mercy
>She comes out of the spawn room and presses Q
Fair and balanced
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>>185964542
Yes, that's just the way it is. It is the biggest flaw with competitive. There's nothing you can do besides get good, and I'm not trying to meme by saying that.

Think about competitive as rolling the dice. Although this only applies when you're close to your true rank. Sometimes everyone on your team are smart and can coordinate well, sometimes you get selfish players that don't care about your team composition.
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before loot box change
>get at least half the event skins grinding and enough coins to get at least one more skin

after
>literally no skins
>1 emote
>50 coins

HMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>185963125
>the system ensures that the real shitters stay where they belong
Except it doesn't. People get boosted, people get lucky, people play Mercy. They can be "real shitters" and yet don't stay where they belong.

And on the other hand, plat is way too crowded to get past, so most people stop trying and just end up trolling.

The game does a VERY POOR job at separeting people into their proper ranks. Too much dice rolling and overcrowded ranks make sure a lot of people just end up in elo hell.
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>>185964637
Whatever you say, bronzie!
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Is it just me or Doomfist's punch hitbox is broken as fuck? Even when I'm wallriding 3m above him and the replay shows I was too far away to get hit, I still get anal fisted.
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>>185965141
Yep. It's the size of a bus and people still have the audacity to say "just get out of the way"
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>>185965141
Welcome to Overbox! We are now 1 and a half years old already!
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doomfist is broken, fite me
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Tracer needs to bounce on my prick
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>>185965103
Don't ever give me a (you) again.
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>>185965463
nice photoshop bronzeboi
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>>185964965
The only reason shitters get to higher ranks than they belong is because it's a team-based class-based game. Support and tank do not require as much effort to do well compared to DPS. I'm fairly sure they slowly decline in SR as they would get stomped by better players over and over.

Yeah the matchmaking is a mess, I don't know why the Overwatch team is pretending like nothing is wrong. It's infuriating but there's nothing you can do about it besides bitch. And if you bitch, there's a stigma that if you complain about the state of competitive, you're just a shitter. Which prevents important criticism from getting to the developers.
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>>185965539
Did you really think my post was meant as anything other than sarcastic?
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>>185965613
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded
are all americans like this?
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>>185965669
>He thought my 40,000 SR was meant to be legit.

anon if you want (you)s just post porn or something. This is sad.
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>>185965396
>t.squishy
doomfist is great, he shits on genji hard and its so satisfying to boot

>gengay hops around spamming shuriken
>punch him right as he lands because his jumps are so easy to predict
>leave raiden a crumpled mess against the wall

played college ball you know?
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>>185965716
>i-it w-wa-was j-juj-just a j-joke!!
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>>185965832
>I'm feigning autism and lack of understanding of a joke!

Not even the anon but jesus christ go back to r/rickandmorty or whatever hellhole from where you came
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>>185965669
no he was being sarcastic by posting obviously shopped, impossible stats and you pointed it out like it wasn't already obvious you fucking dolt
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>>185965832
It was a joke jesus christ you're fucking retarded.
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>>185965669
>pretends to be retarded and then says the other person is pretending to be retarded
Are all Aussies/Europoors this retarded?
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>>185965832
See the difference between what he did and what you're doing is that his was funny
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>>185965879
>>185965882
>>185965938
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>>185965979
lol
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>>185965879
>>185965882
>>185965938
>>185965951
>>185965979

Local anon with mental disabilities gets blown the fuck out: the movie
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Worst general
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>play an hour of overwatch
>come back to maybe ten posts on the thread
>a 'merely pretending' jackass is getting (you)s like fucking Costco free samples

STOP RESPONDING
ANY DAY
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Does anyone have a webm of mercys butt while gliding in her new skin?
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tfw playing as widow in comp is either people thinking I'm a hacker or shitting on me so hard because I'm not having a good game.
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>>185966197
It doesnt matter no matter how well you do with widow they cant see your stats
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>>185966197
Welcome to snipers in every video game ever.
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>>185963904
Yeah, I realized this too last season when I started tracking my SR gains playing Soldier and Zen instead of D.Va and Lucio.

Most low tiers just straight up don't understand how to coordinate, they only know they have to run straight to the point to contest, no matter how many enemies are there.
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up 220SR this weekend
things get so much better now that I'm not right on the border silver and gold
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SCOREBOARD WHEN
BALANCE WHEN
LORE WHEN
FIXES WHEN

STOP ALL THIS LOOT BOX GARBAGE AND RELEASE SOMETHING ACTUALLY RELEVANT TO THE GAME. CHRIST.
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>>185966437
Welcome to the border of plat and diamond next. It won't be easier, I'll tell you that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY
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>>185966605
They'll release the fixes in loot boxes. You have a three week period to unlock all of them ranging from grey texture bugs and weird reaper teleprots to Legendary Hog fixes and Doomfist nerfs.
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>>185965832
you're doing god's work anon
you really just made my day hahahaa
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>>185966130
this
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How bad is my Death stat?
I'm trying to improve it, but I die too much specially when I'm in teams that won't go past a choke or don't contest a point. I get bored of waiting them and just go on my own.
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>he makes new accounts with one of the heroes names
what kind of tryhard faggot level you need to be on to buy another copy of the game just to name youreslf genji or widowmaker and only have hours on that hero? Why is the overwatch playerbase the worst playerbase to exist past league and dota.
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>>185967647

Use masteroverwatch for meaningful stats.
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>>185967647
9 deaths is more than enough if that's say after game 1 of a hybrid, cp, or payload map. 5 to 6 deaths a game is the sweet spot and is realistic to aim for. If you're playing godly (and not paying attention to how many times you're dying) you can expect to die no more than 4 to 6 times a match
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>solo queue Comp
>started it should have been easy since the enemy team went no tanks
>as usual people underestimate them and decide this is a good enough reason to just fuck off and do their own thing because "easy win"
>have 3 golds and a silver, got a nearly-game saving ult (5 caught in it, all died, enemy team even said "nerf zarya ult" after it) but we couldn't stop the push as they came back somehow and we didn't take A on Attack
>don't get POTG (Winston with 3 kills with his tickle gun did)
>don't even get a card
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Junkrat's """rework""" just solidifies my belief that Blizzard have no fucking idea how to balance this game. Every single hero rework bar none has been utter garbage, and this is just the latest in a long line of fucking trash.

>Let's take a character that revolves around mindless spamming and make it so that he is now twice as good at mindless spamming

Fucking kill me
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I wanna fuck Sombra!
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>>185966103
BOOTY
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>>185969397
You wanna WHAT?!
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>get paired with arab nigger mehmet 5 stack
>their zarya holds ult for 3 minutes
>one nigger plays ana, cant hit shots
>they are too afraid to push
>they dont join voice chat
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>>185969187

*switches to pharah*

Nothing personel, rat.
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>>185966605
>tfw Blizzard completely outsource all creative content for overwatch now so its a fucking barebones crew working on the team only 1 year into the games development cycle.
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>>185969878
Status: FUCKING MAD
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Who else here get drunk and throw games?
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>>185969878
I like most of the skins but it's kinda depressing desu
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How's your weekend, /owg/?
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>>185970418
Terrible.
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I always wonder how the fucking hell arab niggers reach diamond when they are absolute fucking shit? how is it possible there are hundreds on ksa/uae niggers who play dps with 35% winrate and they reach diamond? how the fuck is possible Im not climbing with 61% winrate most played hero but some nigger who tunnel visions dps only with less than 40% winrate is climbing?
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>>185970418
>Soldier is poking at the choke on his own while everyone else is grouping safely, every time
>he dies just as we group
>Soldier: "omg where the fuck are you guys"
>"Dude we said group up in voice several times, why are you peeking on your own"
>Soldier: "I wasn't going in"
>"That's not what group up means. It means disengage entirely so we can make a clean push."

>next time the exact same thing happens
>he's still doing it
>"Get out of there, don't peek when we need to group"
>Soldier: "okay"
>continues peeking and firing shots into the enemy team for 10 seconds while I'm healing from a safe distance, he could have easily just fucking turned around and dropped down and been completely safe
>he dies to Hanzo arrow because he continued peeking
>Soldier: "[annoyed grunts over mic]"

>tells us "l2p"
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Aimbots should be allowed since they're counterable.
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>>185970604
>me group up

this has gotta be one of the more annoying things in this game, like fuck, just go in with 5, the guy that spawned 3 seconds behind will catch up
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Yeah this game is fucking dead. I'm mid plat, probably the area with the most players, and I keep playing against the same people for several hours.
No wonder they don't have player numbers like Steam, Blizzard is great at selling games and terrible and maintaining a user base.
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>>185971171
>Blizzard is bad at maintaining a user base
>WoW has been going strong for nearly a decade and a half
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>>185971171
you can tell blizzard doesnt want long lasting games. They are focusing on short term nigger shit like events, skins and arcade modes kids will play for 5 hours before getting bored
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Anyone got any good Mercy upskirt pictures yet with the new outfit?
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>>185969762
He'll just drop one mine on the ground in advance then jump and explode two mines in your face.
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>>185971623
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>finally win one today
>hard fought because two of the team were memepicking because they were arguing
>they were both DPS players
I swear to god there is something actually wrong with DPS players.

>>185970961
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
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>>185927532
So do people honestly think doomfist is op? I've managed to find a playstyle with him, but he seems to be pretty shitty really.
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>>185971802
I'm not, so many games are lost because everyone wanted 100% of people with them all the time and to get all situated, just to let the clock go down an extra 20%, it's stupid as fuck

t. grandmaster
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>>185969878
so what does it mean? i genuinely dont understand
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>>185969878
They literally just spend all their budget on VAs lmao
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>>185972058
None of the VAs in Overwatch are particularly famous though.
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>>185971894
He's not op. He is inconsistent and mei tier annoying nigger.
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>>185972116
VAs cost an astronomical fucking amount.
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>>185971916
If it really is a three second difference then sure, go in with 5 and let the late McCree or Widow take shots from the backline when he shows up a couple seconds later. Nothing wrong with that as long as the role fits.

It's not always three seconds though and you know it.
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>>185933267
replace mercy and symmetra and put ana in patrician and i'll agree
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Hanzo and pharah players must be loving doomfist. Especially fucking Hanzo.
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>>185972240
Any good Doomfist will be able to eat Hanzos for breakfast.
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>>185972116
Still costs a lot to get good VAs constantly. The other competing games with Overwatch have notciably worse VAs and sound quality for the voices.
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>>185972227
Well of course not, but there's other factors like the enemy position and what not that you need to abuse RIGHT AT THAT SECOND, but everyone is like ME GROUP UP ME STAY HERE
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>>185972297
Any hanzo that isn't blind will just shoot within a mile of doomfists giant character model and kill thim
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>>185972054
It means a company as large and rich as Acti-blizz is already sub-contracting out art work for its hit game under a year from release

It means a lot of the talent that developed Overwatch will have been moved on to other projects, and perhaps they haven't been replaced in-house. Kind of worrying if you're invested in Overwatch and don't want it to lose its quality, feel or 'way'.
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How do I learn to communicate? I have social anxiety and genuinely find it impossible to talk on mic.
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>>185972578
but that company already made some release stuff, didn't they? so why is that worrying?
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>Made Diamon in Lucioball

Now if only I could be good at the actual game
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>>185972632
You press push to talk and then stimulate your vocal cords so as to produce language you dumb faggot.
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>>185972753
epic
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>>185972684
Well as >>185969878 said if you're one of us dumb weird faggots who're on /owg/ because they like Overwatch you might worry if they hand the keys to it to a skeleton crew who don't give a fuck

The skins are nice but it does make you wonder what's happening at the studio
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>>185972632
first you man the fuck up you fucking low testo beta, then you start communicating like all other healthy normal people
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>>185972874
What more do you want?
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>>185972324
>>185972227
or a better example being that someone kills 2 guys but we're still waiting on that respawner
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>go onto Overwatch forums
>Say that there's no such thing as a no skill character
>Only people that don't use everything a character can do
>get downvoted

I just don't know what to do with these people any more.
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>>185972874
Don't give him a response.
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Guess SR
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>>185972967
i'm worried with the direction where overwatch is going, with meta enforced because one of dev guys likes it, as its "thrilling" in his opinion
i dont really give a shit about skins tho, i'm more worried about gameplay and balancing, where it's already reached questionable status
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>>185973112
DAE MERCY PLAYERS BOOGA?
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>>185961428
>gibraltar attack on mayhem
>we took 20 minutes to get to the first point
>10 minutes later we're halfway through building
>game crashes a little over half an hour and puts us on route 66
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>>185973112
GM
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>>185972717
>made Diamond in Lucioball
>made Diamond in Comp
>gonna get a nice fat 1650 CP when the seasons end together
>only need 800 for my next Gold so not only will it get me there, I get a good start on my next gold after too
Feels good.

>>185973018
If someone got 2 kills then yeah, go in for a 5v4, totally. I said that myself in the last match I played, even.
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disgusting reading all you niggers who actually try at competitive game modes when Blizzard is notoriously shit at balancing. Stay cucked comp bitches.
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>>185973463
BRAAP
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>>185973242
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>>185963898
>no comp played
right here
i have chat open and only my own mic muted though, sometimes i like to laugh at the shit people say
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This is the highest skill tank in the game.
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>>185972632
Start with random call-out and then slowly do more things. You'll eventually get over it
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What is the best Junkrat skin and why is it Toasted?
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>>185973931
that would be mei
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>>185973931
go back to a subreddit with your trash waifu you gigantic faggot.
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>>185974423
Strange way to spell jailbird
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>>185974461
Found the zarya fag
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>>185960257
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>>185973931
You're probably right hilariously enough
Tank is still bottom of the garbage can when it comes to skill though, a plat dps is probably more technically advanced than a masters tank main
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>comp KOTH
>round 1
>leaver on enemy team
>gg
>people keep leaving
>round 3
>6v1
>+3 SR for """victory"""
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>>185975490
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>>185974563
lmbo implying I play this piece of shit, I idle and throw every game
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>team about to the fight
>zarya shoots just before she dies
>everyone else dead
>mercy solo rez mccree
>they both die in 3 seconds
current state of top 10%
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>I will NEVER get Cadet Oxton
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>>185974461
mad af
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>>185975528
No you don't.
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>>185975806
I got her with credits.

But in hindsight I wish I had saved for Graffiti instead...
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>>185975490
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>>185975806
>tfw get/buy all the widow and tracer skins but never play either of them because i'm too bad
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HOLY FUCK

HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND
IF YOU DONT HAVE AT LEAST SILVER MEDALS AS DPS
THEN FUCKING SWITCH OFF

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE ASSHOLES THAT PICK THIRD OR EVEN FOURTH DPS AND DO POORLY

I fucking get four gold medals as DPS but our team is at a disadvantage while the third DPS player has no fucking medals. I'm not going to fucking switch when I'm the one keeping our team afloat. It's always a fucking Doomfist, too.
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>want sombra skin for the cute hair and gun
>actual skin looks like shit
>don't even play sombra well

*sigh*
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>>185975490
>>185976046
Dom Mercy is the best Mercy
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>on a nutty flank as Reaper
>they have no d.va, walk towards the backline with ult
>only Mercy sees me
>that look of pure fear as she tries to tell her team
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>start using the Shot Put Doomfist icon because it looks nice
>someone on my team comments that it looks like he's dabbing
>change icons immediately
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>>185975860
yes I do lmbo thats the best thing I really do I never play any match I get into, I say racist things and idle and kill myself. I make sure to ruin some peoples time and make them mad.
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>>185976445
It seriously took you this long to reply? Don't you dare (You) me ever again.
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>niggermura attack
>kill two enemies
>enemy rein with mercy attacks me
>cant fight them alone so Im escaping
>they chase me
>my team cant capture the point 5v2
what a fucking great balance

>actually try to win, get a shit ton of kills and good stats
>lose 31 sr
>throw a game by building turret at spawn
>lose 12 sr
wow great game
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>>185976505
nigger youll take whatever whenever I motherfuckin tell you to, you stupid fucking overwatch playing scumbag
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>>185976574
Reported.
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What did he mean by this?
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I will create some Overwatch porn now.
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>>185976776
What kind, anon? Tell us more.
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>>185976836
Just some pure yuri between best girls Zarya and Tracer
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>>185976387

I was going to make a 'boi he dabbin' shitpost the other day about it.
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>>185976909
Will you post it here once you're done?
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>>185927773
How could Ana survive getting dicked by reindhardt?
His dick must be as big as Ana's leg.
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>>185976247
Doom fist really isn't going to have a high dps though. He just burst kills people. He has zero sustain like everyone else.
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>>185977110
Sure, chum.
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>>185977587
<3
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>>185960101
It's the same guy, his outfit has the same design, his ears are covered by the same earpieces. His hair is styled incredibly similarly.
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Today I found my team's flankers behind enemy lines making out and not playing the objective. What do?
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>>185977463
shes used to it
ana has to go to a great level of sexual extreme to get off
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>>185977676
>The Joker is a member of the council
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>>185977703
>you'll never train 6 hours a day in order to satisfy your brown commander's needs
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>>185977781
The joker looking fucker is not in a suit or uniform like others. He looks like he's wearing ceremonial robes or something and he's part cyborg. It looks like his left eye and jaw have been replaced, and he has a distinctly mechanical apparatus on his collarbone/chest.
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>Rolling over everyone as Rein in Mayhem
This train has no breaks
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>orisa, torb and symmetra in one corner of the control point

fuck this game
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>>185978206
pick sombra
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>>185978206
>3 heroes in this tiny spot with no escape routes
huh
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>>185978386
so i can be instakilled the moment i show myself?
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need Dva feet desu lads sempaitachis
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>>185977676
Hmm, okay. I don't think they are necessarily the same person, tho. I mean, generic funky hair and ear-things seem pretty common in this world.

But I guess we'll see someday... if Chu ever bothers to do more.
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>>185977698
Was is cute? What characters were they?
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>>185978657
translocate yourself in, emp, kill em all
or let a d.va shield while bastion/junkrat smacks their cool kid corner

you need to work with someone else against three people working together, that's just how it is dawg
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>>185978695
It's a safe bet with the strong designs of Maximilien and the Joker-looking fucker, they're both going to be expanded on much later, even possibly become playable heroes themselves, since they're running out of previously established hints since release, they need to establish more, now that Ana, Sombra, and Doomfist are out. Orisa was a good example of a hero coming out of no where, tied largely into the Doomfist character, so it's possible they could just drop heroes on us too.
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>>185979201
>Blizzard is so bankrupt of ideas they'll have to resort to literal whos and made-up nonsense to pad the roster

Orisa is the worst character we don't need more of her cluttering up the roster. Where's Soundquake with his chest missiles? Where are the two Overwatch members in the original trailer and several pictures? Where are all the characters in Recall?
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>>185938517
>no icepick melee
>instead some "Keya!" fluff punch

Wasted potential
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>>185979413
;^)
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>>185979509
>who knows what the future holds
Typical Chu response. What a fraud cunt.
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>>185979616
All you have to do is wait around for a couple years anon
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>queue time several minutes
>updates are indie single dev tier, even for literal number changes

dead and abandoned game
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>>185979413
>Orisa is the worst character we don't need more of her cluttering up the roster

I like her, she's adorable.
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doomfist is impossible to play against a good soldier and mcree
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NU

>>185979935

>>185979935

>>185979935

NU
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>>185976289
[muffled 'Quiet time' in the distance]
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>>185979706
>all of these no names coming no answer the recall
Winston must have been disappointed when he met Sym
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>>185957863
Sky''s the limit, stars are the goal, space is the place!
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>>185958464
>Get 11 elims as Genji
>all I did was spam shotgun shrike and swift strike healers
>double jump constantly and somehow no one can hit me

Never wanna leave bronze tier.
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>>185980046
never had a problem, 76 main here, so confirmed I guess
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How come Stylosa isn't on the UK World Cup team?




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