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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>N3X15 to add fursuits as part of new partnership with Virgo, reactions are overwhelmingly positive
>Saronsen readmined and apology given for his unjust deadmining, in line for head of trialmins
>Sue Bowchief, Plapatin, and Morena unbanned as part of new forgiveness initiative

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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2nd for I am cancer
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3rd for elves when?
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>>189134715
fuck u and your early threads
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Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Reica Carter
Lisa Tovir
Mallory Brooks

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Megurine Luka
Rin Fukuimoto
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Alice Conrad

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Julia Brandt
Raphaella Beckett
Naomi Williams
Angelite Entyshak
Angel Hawke

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Emilia Davidson
Brooke Burns
Hyun Ae

-Want for Their Body tier-
Trinity Prewitt
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Lyra
Ivy Stocker
Felicity Rivera
Kaylie Morgan

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Avada Colander

-Girl Next Door tier-
Rina Visser
Ashe Mallory
Annie Rodgers

-Bird Next Door tier-
Rail Kinson
Hachi
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>>189134958
You're forgetting someone.
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>>189134958
Add:

-Vagblast your waifu tier-
Kaname Chidori
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holy fuck this is a worse start than usual
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>>189134958
>tfw not even on the most exhaustive waifu lists
feels good in case you were wondering.
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>>189135020

[18:00:21]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
[18:15:24]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): do you have anything else cute to say before the round end and i put this on the deadmin forum?
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>>189135063
Hmm.. Nena?
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Which waifu is the most fertile? I want one who would make a mother, but I am very afraid of having to try for a child with her for a long time. Are there any sterile waifus that I should know about?
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anyone got the updated husbando list
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xth for post your comfy
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>>189135083
I ship her with Chimmy Changas, imagine the offspring. An absolute ladman of admin sass and disrespect
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>>189135214
I think Felicity is the most fertile. She has child bearing hips, but not enough brainpower to fight back as you ravage her since she'd just be acting like a dog.

Do you think acting like a dog makes her go into heat too?
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I keep a sock in the drawer next to me, if I see her I pull it out and put it over my dick like a flag. At full mast I know my Waifu has seen it and appreciates it. I also do it so I can't be banned for err.
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>>189135214

Which waifu has the most regular menstruation cycle? Which is the least regular? Do any have to manage their cycle with birth control?
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>>189135360
>Do any have to manage their cycle with birth control?
None, the admin team does that for them
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Abandon hope, thread is degenerate without redemption already.
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>>189135413
/pol/tard BTFO
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>>189135360
Well, considering there's no birth control reagent (yet, still working on the pregnancy update), I'd say no, none of them manage the cycle. I'm not even sure they have menstrual cycles in space, as it just doesn't happen, or everyone is most likely a sterile clone. Imagine if a new, non-vat grown human shows up on station. They would be infinitely more fertile than any female on station, and the males would rip her apart like a fat guy trying to open a McDonalds bag.
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The vote pasted! Get ready!
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>>189135161
I too am a big fan of peaches
faggot
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I wonder how my waifu likes her eggs in the morning... I'd love to fertlize them for her the night before and watch her eat my cummies... She'd probably eat them with a smile, like she normally does. I've got a little thing going on with the Chef too, sometimes he puts in his 'special sauce' on her burgers, I love it when she licks her lips after eating them and gives me a hug! It makes me so horny.
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>Tfw you know a secret of nearly every current/past admin.

Say someones name and i'll share
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>>189135642
Sarcalogo
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>>189135642
Kolith
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>>189135642

Saronsen
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>>189135642
DrCelt
Bet it won't even be a secret
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>>189135669
Everything about him is known at this point
>>189135670
He is justsumguys gay lover
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>>189135714
Strongly believed that he furry erped with nuke
>>189135715
He wore a green soviet uniform and has red hair, he gets mad when he is called a leprachaun when this picture is posted.
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>>189135642
Busta, Een, Jjenjr, Konater
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>>189135724
I heard they're getting married soon (Kolith and JustSumGuy). Is this true? I would like to go to their wedding.
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>>189135642
Dekret
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>>189135642
pomf
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>>189135724
SJ_benster
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>>189135820
Kolith is a minor
He can't get married without his parent's authorisation
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>>189135874
His bad spiral is encouraged by nuke.
>>189135897
ASHLEY Is still around and still tries talking to people.
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I woke up earlier and turned to my side, she was not there. I guess she must have woken up earlier before the shift began, no issue. Then I realized she had left her jumpsuit from the previous shift hanging up... Damn... That pungent odour, I could have sniffed it all shift if it was not for the damn AI announcing it over radio. 'H-Haha.. Just a j-joke guys!'
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>>189133982
>You can use a wrench from the crate in the back if you want to reorder the place
>You put seeds in the hydro tray to plant it
>You can use plant clippers to duplicate seeds
>When water is low, pickup a bucket, right click the bucket, set toggle 150u, click a sink then the tray
>When the nutrient is low, print a eznutrient from the nutrivend and put it in the tray then disposal the bottle.
>Robust harvest on the other hand slowly increases potency at a slow drop in yield
>If you want to species mutate, add doses of 0-15u mutagen at a time each time it runs out in the first 30 seconds after planting
>You can store seeds in the seed extractor as well as plant bag useless seeds into the disposal bin

If you want to gitgud,
>Take notes on the stats of each seed
>Read the article on xenobotany to learn how to use the machines in the back
>Apply critical reasoning to dude fast grow/multi-products/high yield/multi-chem
>If you're gonna buy an exotic seeds crate, Scan them first and please don't plant the fucking plasma exuding plants or at least mcfucking kill yourself irl
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>>189134958
>using the old list when a newer one is available
WEAK
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tfw will never get viciously assaulted and raped in maint before being dumped by an exterior airlock after being used
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>>189136023

Can you stop trying to derail the thread with your dumb space drama? We're trying to have a discussion.

>>189136041

I can arrange that. Meet me at the usual space on Virgo.
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>>189136041
>Viciously assault someone with my amputation and bloodplay fetish
>They just catatonic
It hurts so much
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>>189135360
Fuura has shown herself to be the most fertile individual on the station.
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>>189135360

Trinity is probably the least regular and Brooke Burns being the most regular. Annie Rodgers would probably have the cutest cramps though!
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>>189135642
Kammerjunk
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>>189135642
t. Kolith
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>>189135642
Rei1226
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>>189135478

It would be really nice if a birth control reagent could be added soon and for all food to either increase or decrease a woman's fertility multiplier. That way we can diet properly for our husbandos.
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>>189136475
Keep your disgusting fetishes out of my 2d spessmen game
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>>189136475
Just take lipozine girl. Or check in with Doctor Ling Suk.
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>>189136350

Kammer is a gay guy that purposely avoids stating their gender because they enjoy people thinking they are a girl. Extremely similar to Morena, just without the drama.
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>>189136549
Nice
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>>189136527

You are the minority.
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>>189136549
>gay guy that purposely avoids stating their gender because they enjoy people thinking they are a girl

I've legitimately been friends with someone like this. Cutting off contact was a very good decision.
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 1 vote and a 9% chance of winning.
>after 3 hours of deff
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>>189136654
>vote goes normally
>someone makes the Defficiency counter go from 0 to 1
>know it's going to happen and there's nothing I can do about it

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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I just realized that this community is the most straight community there is because I have yet to see a guy flirting with another guy. (In-game)
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>>189136762
Only because they're afraid of being called fags if they do it
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>only survivor is Jack Dale back on station
>his entire crew gets killed by centcomm to cover up their own fuck up
So I guess this is how syndicate agents are born
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>>189135478
Is inter-species breeding going to be a thing? Can I impregnate my vox waifu as a human?
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>>189136782
A society where fags have to hide is a good society
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>>189136832
Don't ask, don't tell
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>>189136762
No it's not lol, see >>189136782

If you flirt and someone ahelps, you're getting a bwoink. Nothing to do with gay or straight.
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If it was supposed to be no man left behind then why did we bring the women and birdperson
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>>189135214

If I remember correctly, Kaylie is sterile.
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>>189136867
But flirting doesn't fall under ERP, right?
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>>189136938
It doesn't. However admins don't like it.
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>>189136867
I solemnly swear not to bwoink you if you just flirt
Of course, I'd have to log on to do that and god knows I get fukken depressed whenever I log in now so you're left with THEM
For really though, complain if the verdict you're getting seems unjust
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>>189136654
>>189136737
>Watching cat videos
>Can you smelelelel!
>Click sphess
>Vote deff
>Go back to watching cat videos
>See new posts in the thread
>it won
God bless
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>>189136867
lol, you must not be apart of the club then, loads of people ERP in dorms all the time.
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>>189136927
>Wanting a little Kaylie
Thank God she can't procreate
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How do you eat corpses on ground? It just gives me misses with bite attacks
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>>189136867

I thought RPing a relationship or marriage is ok?
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>>189136938
No but you'd probably get fucked with somehow anyways
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>>189136792
That fucking round. Lot I could say, but just the final run.

>try to fix durand
>go blind because I forgot to take off mesons
>FUCK
>somehow survive the next 15 minutes by stumbling around and shooting lasers at anything that was hitting me
>take a buttload of imidazoline and it doesn't help
>bird helps me by giving me ryetaln, which i didn't take because I foolishly ruled out GENETIC DAMAGE from WELDER BLINDNESS
>barney goes off to stop the supermatter crystal that evolved from a shard from delaminating and destroying the universe
>he dies because he didn't put on a radiation suit
>save him
>crystal seems fine, room is vented and don't think anything will happen
>it happens
>have to race back to eject the crystal out an airlock
>shuttle has been delayed several times, think I have a few minutes to make it to the shuttle still
>check crew monitor to make sure no one is left behind
>they aren't
>they start calling out for me to get on the shuttle
>realise that the shuttle had actually arrived and wasn't just arrivING
>leg it to escape, but know I won't make it
>as the shuttle leaves I send a message to centcomm saying that I'm alive and left behind, everything is well and they don't need to do anything
>10 seconds later
>"We have detected that there is someone missing from the shuttle. A cruiser is coming."
>entire crew dies on shuttle as it is shot down by a cruiser
>alone
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>>189136762
>flirt with a guy
>admemes kill me
>players beat me up IC
>thread memes me
no thanks doc
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>>189130561

Please relay this to shapka
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>>189137012

Like who?
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>>189136927
Morgan or Hunter?
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>>189137020

Which waifu's kids would make the cutest arranged marriage?
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>>189137104
It's been relayed to him like 3 times now
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>>189137182

Morgan
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>>189137192
>forcing lesbos' children in straight marriages
fund it
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>>189136350
Kammer has an incredibly loud voice and when yelling can be heard all the way in Copenhagen.
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>>189137279
Pay attention to your class, Railfist
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>>189137278

God please yes
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>>189137197
God bless friend
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>>189135642
What do you call an Aussie that survivesly mostly on fRuit bats????/??
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>>189137278
DELETE THIS

>>189137263
I sleep.
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>>189137373
POST IT
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>>189137303
hmmmmmmmmm
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weight deff so it's less likely to be chosen tia
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Admin abuse, lynch Duny!
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>>189137476
Hmmmmmmmmm
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tfw can't be impregnated due to being male (male)
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>>189137048
At least you saved the universe, and now you can plan your revenge against centcomm.
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>>189137368
Aussie Osbourne
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>>189137510
vore don gore day?
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>>189137515

No but you can impregnate a loving and fertile waifu!

pick me!
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>>189137537
Don't worry, it'll happen.

With no backup clone there is now only one Jack Dale. Not counting that last round Dale.
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>>189137548
Haha, nice.
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>>189137548
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>>189137024
Zombie?
Just keep biting the shit out of it and you'll pogeyman evolve around something like 35 bites I dunno like 2 or 3 times

>>189137048
You say that like being alone is bad. You can order a couple shield generators, grab the TEG, the gas miners, some smes and hang out inside a 7+ thick meteor shield wall around telesci with a perpetual TEG and grow plants not giving a fuck. Move the other depts in. Wall up the inside with in/out chutes. Mine and make posibrains, MaMMI's, and nymphs at your leisure and enjoy ruling over your new empire
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>>189136632
>at least 3 admins are confirmed homosexuals
>minority
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>>189136762
My sec husandos need to stay focused on their job
Also, people fucking hug each all the time and pretend to be girls
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naked oiled up greco-roman wrestling implemented when? best part is there's no human harm so the wrestle cage could be constructed in the bar even on asimov
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>>189136632
>at least 2 admins are confirmed trannies
>minority
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>>189137980
Nah just as anyone. I've seen people eating random bodies, do you have to grab it and aim at your mouth?
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>>189135642
Unid
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>>189138296
Be fat and they have to be dead or a monkey. I think it's grab choke and click yourself like a slightly more restrictive xenos. It's on the cutting board so it may not be around much longer.
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>>189137685
would rather snuggle with my loving husbando desu senpai
>>189138067
high tier husbando department, who is your top pick?
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>>189137980
>ruling over an empire of Mommis and nymphs
>not an empire of borgs and borgs turned into humans using surgery
I'm not a queer.
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>>189134715
Ckey? i just need to toolbox whosoever plays tajaran HoS.
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>>189138540
>high tier husbando department, who is your top pick?
Johnny Caldwell

I'll probably never get noticed or picked as husbando myself but eh, it must be hard to see your name all the time
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>at least 4 admins
>minority
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>>189138067
Ain't nothing wrong with a little friendly hugging, man. I hug my bros all the time. Maybe grab a little ass sometimes.
No homo tho.
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>>189138962
Help intent to groin means grabbing by the pussy/dick when ?
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how do i get gold from golden apples or uranium from glowberries? If i grind them down i get beaker with gold in beaker and if i splash contents it just vanishes.
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>>189139052
Grind + pill, I think
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>>189138826
>Johnny Caldwell

It's always Johnny Caldwell. That's fine though, he's like your local beat cop everyone knows and trusts.
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>>189139052
Have you tried the condimaster?
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>>189139052
Check the Guide to Chemistry, it should list ways to solidify liquid stuff like gold
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>>189134958
>Using the old list with dead and buried sluts like julia, naomi and hyun
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>>189138694
Why'd I say MaMMI's then?
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>>189139267

post the new list
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>>189139187
wew, someone's jealous.
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>>189139224
holy shit you learn summin erryday
Any way to get frost oil other than ordering crates of exotic garnishes or finding Thaadra?
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Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Fuura Kafuka
Vicky Forte
Raphaella Beckett
Ivy Stocker

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Eloise Chapelle
Jean Blancy
Trinity Prewitt

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Anne Hiro
Lily Lapine
Joanna Slurp

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Valkyrie Skies
Kiri Singh
Little Doris
Annie Rodgers

-Want for Their Body tier-
Grey Area
Elizabeth Hawinks
Ailsa Dochartaigh

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Surfer Girl
Luna Welty
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Raelyn F. Ultra
Hachi
Angelite Entyshak

-Girl Next Door tier-
Athena Sloan
Maya Browning
Grasis Greener
Megurine Luka
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>>189139468
Grind cold peppers
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>>189139468
Ice peppers
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>>189139503
>Aisla
>Girl
Use your examine verb
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>>189139528
ah, duh
thanks
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>>189139445
I'm not! I always turn to him first before anyone outranking him if I notice a problem.
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What should my new character be?
>Bitchy/Tsundere Asian(Korean) scientist
>Driven and witty redhead(Irish/Scottish?) officer
>Kind and motherly(French) Nurse
>Insane brown haired turkroach mongrel who believes they are a cat and runs around the station naked meowing at everyone and stealing milk/chasing mice to eat
>Rin from Katawa Shoujo (even having no arms)
All women obviously
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>>189139214
yeah, it creates gold snacks
>>189139224
i found Metal Solidification reaction, guess this is the way to go, thanks
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>>189139593
>nationalities in spess
Wow, what a fag
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>>189139593
1,4 or 5

Try 5 first, i know you won't last playing like that anyway, nobody does.
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>>189139503
Surfer Girl is no slut and thus would not give her body to a friend just for fun.

Ivy is not a loving mother. She's a dirty maint rat that's drinking herself into an early grave.

Luke wears the pants, there's no loving relationship there.

You're a dumbo wumbo in total
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>>189139052
>>189139468
10 silicate, 10 frost oil, 20 of the reagent to solidify. Plastic solidification uses pacid and plasteel solidification uses silicate capsaicin and frost oil Enjoy wanting to kill yourself without large bluespace beakers
Also, really, really impractical if you don't xenobotany from a good stat donator and find some bored fuck willing to be your grind bitch

Add 5-15u doses of mutagen to a tray of chili peppers and examine it. When the mutagen runs out add more. Repeat until it mutates species or 30 seconds has elapses in which case start over and plant a new one.

If you tend to a stat donator while you work on mutating glowberries, golden apples, and ice peppers you'll be able to jump right into it and with a grind bitch you can churn out a couple thousand a shift
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>>189139593
Play a disgusting fat chick and constantly hit on dudes
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>>189139569
That's the joke.
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>>189139670
Sorry! I will change it senpai~

What girls should be reassigned and to what categories?
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>>189139586
I must admit I didn't really undetstood why he bullied Surfer Girl last round
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>>189139593

>Pretending to be a cat

confirmed for relationship and ERPing with that autistic dog girl before the end of the week.
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>That Paramedic who prayed for catbeasting
What drives people to this
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We need more brown waifus.
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>>189139973
Because he's bitter and thinks he's better then others :( it's ok He means the best and he's still a good guy also I didn't play last round
>>18913985
Ivy to drunken regrets, like To pants wearer, I dunno for surfer. Also put recia on there somewhre, I dreamt of her raping me last night
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>>189140094
Getting lynched is fun
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>>189140119
AGREED
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>>189139743
what's a stat donator?
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>>189140119
Do chocolate vox count
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>>189140002

girls can't love girls
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>>189140347
Girls cant love at all
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>when you want to believe this surfer girl namefag is a false flag, but at the same time know surfer really is this much of a mentally handicapped attention whore
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>>189140515
>implying you aren't surfer girl false flagging as not-surfer girl
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>>189140515
Falseflag anon makes up 40% of thread posts. He'll never stop.
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*bwoinks you*
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>>189140119
>>189140227
I can name three brown waifus that have played in the last two days.
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>>189140234
You splice together not-shit development, production and yield into a plant, raise its potency, then transfer that over to all your crops. It's 1/4 the work
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>>189140571
>>189140515
NOT A WHORE
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Id take 10 surfer girls over one tranny roleplaying an uppity nigger.
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>>189141196
Grimlock
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All I'm saying is that (s)he's not that bad
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>>189141042
ahh got it. I always splice with purge development gene from ambrosia vulgaris and ecophysiology from tower caps. I also splice with purge, pytrochemistry from eggplants to other nutrient only plants. Any tips to that?

Also i got Floral Somatoray only once and didn't really grasp what diffrent modes exacly do.
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Post the first letter of your waifu's ckey!!
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>>189141747
S
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>>189140869
Isn't this just explaining the joke?

Like, he's named Goldsteel as a pun on Coldsteel, but now you've literally just extended the joke from his name
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>>189141747

H
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>>189141747
B
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>>189141747
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>>189141984
Bitter Vanilla
>>189141939
Harse Theef
>>189141783
Strawberrytan
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>>189141747

P
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>>189141747
V
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>>189141747
2
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>>189141747

S
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>>189141747
S
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>>189141783
>>189142150
>>189142215
ShiggyPiggy?
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>>189142393
sarcalogo
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>>189141510
One zapzaps potency up with diminishing returns
toggle the other mode to raise yield with diminishing return
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>>189141747
Elon
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>Crew Message Console
>bridge/HoP/captain variants
>functions like a PDA desk
>messages sent as "from the bridge, from the HoP desk, from the captain's desk"
>shows on pdas by the same labels
>pda bombing it takes out entire console
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>>189143480
>emag it
>get one pda bombing per emagging
>moderate chance of self destruction
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>>189143480
Wait, is that a feature request?
We already have that
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>>189144115
A departmental pda batch/mass messaging console?

I dont recall ever seeing such a thing. The wall communication thing, is that what youre referring to?
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>>189143480
OtherCode have that as a feature for their RC consoles. We should really port it, it's a good feature and it'd make RC consoles actually used for once.

On that note, RC consoles are really oldcode and need a lotta love.
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>>189134715
>N3X15 to add fursuits as part of new partnership with Virgo, reactions are overwhelmingly positive
>Saronsen readmined and apology given for his unjust deadmining, in line for head of trialmins
>Sue Bowchief, Plapatin, and Morena unbanned as part of new forgiveness initiative

Is all of this true or is this a bamboozle? Serious
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>>189144457
Ill have to see how hard thats going to loot
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>>189144813
The fursuits are pretty nice. 25% movement speed increase, pretty legit.
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>>189144813
Yeah, it is. Welcome to a new age of space.
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>>189144813
Plapatin and Morena make a cute couple
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>>189145587
I can't wait to force Sue to wear a cat fursuit!
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Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 3 votes and a 18% chance of winning.
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 3 votes and a 18% chance of winning.
There is a god
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>Powers HONKS Powers in the groin with the bike horn!
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>>189145905
Memes
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>show up to security
>immediately showered in donuts and pizza
This is how life should be.
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>minutes from clocking out from hard shift
>jonesing for spess
>its going to be defftended when I get home

Im just going to drive into a tree.
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>>189145905
RUST

OR

BUST
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>deff is the most hated map in the server but will become the most played at this rate

w-what is this timeline
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>>189146104
>my opinion is fact
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Duny, just kill yourself my man
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>>189146104
The one where the electoral college exists
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>>189135161
This post is way more unnerving than it should be given what I had a nightmare about last night.
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is there a better feeling than being nice to people and having people like you in turn
I don't get how the angry no rp lads do it
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>>189146548
The anger is all I have left.
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>>189146548
I'm sure there isn't any better feeling.
I don't know that feeling anymore though. Just the cold underappreciation of being another cog in the medbay machine, never loved, never noticed, never cared for.
Such is life in the Wild Ride.
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>>189144391
No, with the message monitor decryption key you can access the console and send Messages to anyone under any name
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>>189146548
I just want everyone else to feel the same constant disappointment in everyone else that I feel
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>>189146548
I used to like everyone.
Now I can't help seeing how much of a shitter everyone is.
Help
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>>189147026
you should roll up a useless fat staticname.
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>>189146548
Once I spent the whole round building a bar/home thing with open and close shutters in the conference room during cult. It was almost complete and an ERT was there and shuttle was being called.

I was getting ready to screenshot, when Nick Weller Ckey lilititpop comes in as an ERT, bashes me on the head for no reason, says "whoops", and walks away tracking blood everywhere. I felt horrible that I wouldn't be able to take the screenshot, but just then a cultist came in. I didn't even recognize him, but he said "You were nice to me earlier", and threw me some soap. I'd never been happier and got many great screenshots. The end.
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Post underappreciated waifus!
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>>189148121
You
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>>189148121
Me surfer girl gets too much hate
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>>189147178
Fuck off surfer, that's literally the one thing you've done of worth on this server and you mention it every moment you can.
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>>189148696
BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD MOMENT
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>>189148727
That kind of moment happens all the time to good players with good characters, surfer.
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>>189148121
I unironically enjoy playing with Surfer.
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>>189148849
I have more moments but this one just so happens to stick out in my heart and also I have good characters besides surfer
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>>189148987
Who
Name one
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>>189148121
>>189148967
t. Surfer Guy
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>>189148987
All your characters are shallow and make no sense to someone that isn't you and knows your exact backstory for them.
Surfer is the worst of them all, because they're your self insert, and they act just like you.
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HSB experts, does flavour text improve or devalue a holding?
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>>189149436
Improvement. Most male flavor text is fairly simple and either jokey or actually fairly decent from what I've seen, unlike the flavortext of low-value THOT WFU stock.

t. Part-time unqualified HSB analyst.
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FRESH CUT STR8 OUT THE SALON BITCH

job for this feeling?
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>>189149271
Do you know my character s??

My hair isn't blue and I am not a girl so how
>>189149049
Do you want back story too or just lists
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>>189139431
posting it got me banned once so i'm not gonna
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>>189134925
We have dwarves. Drwaves are better.
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>>189149685
I know your characters, and every time you talk about them, you require a backstory because they make no sense otherwise.

>do you want a back story too
If your character requires exposition to be "okay", it's a shitty character.
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>>189135983
Just what spiral are you talking about
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This plague -- the waifuposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
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>>189150150
They don't require require anything. It just helps them be nicer. I think a calm helpful and old plasmaman stands as a charavter withoi5 bsckstory
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>>189150384
y cumstain itt???
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>>189135239
He's planning to banabit mrpain away
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>>>Now Watching: Defftended
>>>Only on /vg/station

I should of drove into that tree.
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>>189150508
Let it spill ovver to the threads and generals. Let the bodypillows pile up in the basements. In the end they'll beg us to ban them
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I'd like to say that I, Kaylie Morgan, am very fertile, thank you very much :)
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Which husbando is the most virile?
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This is distracting as hell.
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>>189152095

Kurt Jacobs by far, but Johnny Caldwell is someone you would rather be with if you are looking for a meaningful relationship. Antonio or Horatio are good choices for a bit of both.
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>>189152321
Thanks, now I know Domina is threadposting and is alive and well inside the bridge
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Who are all the current Medbay husbandos?
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>>189152542
I think hachi is cute
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>>189152542
i want ricc to dicc me
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>>189152542
You're right next to genetics AND the surgery theatre.
Just pick one and ensure they've the right parts.
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>>189152805

Riccardo is a good kisser I hear.
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>>189152321
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>>189152542
>I'll never got mentionned
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>>189153552
That's a good thing
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>>189153863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
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>>189153009
Nearly all (if not all) "wall-mounted" objects (like those buttons) are actually located on the floor that they're facing, and just pixel shifted to appear on the wall. In this case, those buttons are actually on the same tile as the vent right above. In the second picture, that tile is obscured, thanks to BYOND's absolutely fantastic visibility calculation.
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tfw will never get married to jack dale
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>tfw you will never emag a competent MoMMI
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>>189153552
>tfw stopped playing because nobody noticed me and I just shitpost in the thread now
Too beta to shill myself, not enough of a shitter for people to metagrudge my static ;_;
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Its my birthday today, wish me something nice!
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>>189157984
I hope you get a cute vox shota bf!
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>>189156207
post your static you bithc
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>>189157984
I hope you make it to the escape shuttle!
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>>189155964
>Ignore the guy, it's lawbreaking
>Run from the guy, it's lawbreaking
It hurts
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I can't tell if that was the best or worst security I ever saw
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>>189157984
You're cool, don't come to medbay next round.
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Well, that was something. About as comfy as a malf...ops deff round could be I guess?
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>>189158169
Not him but I'm Alois
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>>189158367
Worst in terms of securing and containing and protecting, perhaps

but my god
Chumps deserves a Most Trusting Sec trophy for literally trying to buddy cop the malf AI card, and then handing it over to the bus-ops.

The HoS was a supershitter though, fuck him and his code-green hardsuit.
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>>189157984
I hope you build an escape shuttle from life

>>189158367
>Gets outed instantly
>No or a shit borg
>Arr Pee happens
>Everyone has a fun and memorable round
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>>189158394
I was the first OP bussed in and kept getting shaky, I had no idea how to seperate the malf AI and Chumps without alerting the whole station. Then I realized retroactively after we already had the core hidden in the luxury cell's false wall in the bathroom that the AI probably wouldn't have gone 'NEWCOPS KILLED MY FATMAN' over radio since it was malf.
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>>189158450
Alert level has nothing to do with whether you should wear a hardsuit, only whether or not the situation you're in calls for a hardsuit
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>>189158367
He was pretty great.

That round was great. Put a milf on trial, implemented smartglass, lost a milf to milf ops, drank to oblivion.
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>>189158450
Cool, how about the hos just stops everything to go up the code with the access he doesn't have. There were blob nodes that hit. Go eat a dick faggot.
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>>189158537
You seemed to have some idea.
I mean, an ENTIRE BOX of sparkle donuts?
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>>189158550
>joins station
>knows it was malf after being briefed
>only borg is locked out of malfing and had asimov uploaded
>the malf ai is carded and in perma

>>189158579
Those were CLUSTERS, not overminds.
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>>189158604
That was the second guy, I was planning on just executing our beloved sec officer in cold blood with my silenced pistol and stealing the card.
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>>189158450
>>189158367
>>189158461
>>189158572
I work hard to play my fat, lazy, worthless security officer accurately.
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>>189158674
That's what I said. Blob nodes hit. If there's a breach, you wear a suit. Fuck a code level you can't raise
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>>189158604
>Happen to be showing a miner my smartglass implementation in the courtroom as this exchange takes place
>"Do NOT trade the carded malf AI over to these people for donuits. That is a terrible idea."
>Happens anyway
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>>189158461
>Be Space Samurai
>Arrive Late
>See AI is on Trial
>Ignore that shitshow
>Jump into space
>Take the sword to two Xenomorphs
>Return to Station with Trophies
>MoonMan the Janitor creeps up on me
>Pulls out a stun Baton
>smack him down with looted police baton
>Erect as fuck
>AI goes code Delta
>Limp as fuck


Definitely a memorable round. Good arrpee
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>>189158604
The best part was the Engineer hacking the vending machines nearby that goes 'fuck no this is a terrible idea' and then goes 'i'm out' after chumps makes the trade.
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>>189158723
You were great man, props to the RP.
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>>189158692
It's better you went for the donuts.
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>>189158359
>get flash
>flash MoMMI doing power or blow a hole somewhere and for it to arrive
>?
>Get MoMMI carried
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>>189158806
I think I earned myself a chicken dinner meal for that.
Imma go unthaw some chicken and get noodles ready.
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>>189158896
>Getting flashed
If you run on screen with an already primed flashbang maybe
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>>189159023
the trick is only taking it out when you are next to them
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>>189159068
Im watching your little nigger tendies
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>>189158786
If only it was any other security officer.
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What are some jobs that are entirely superfluous and could be removed without negatively impacting on the game?
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>>189159385
Everything but Captain, Security Officer, Engineer, Doctor, Scientist, Quartermaste, AI
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>>189159385
clown and mime
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>>189159385
Round-start sillicons
Want a shiny ZAS-immune body ? Work for it
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>>189155964
>You will never be emagged as a MoMMi.
>Repairing object in a room next to a person.
>"Go away mommi" as they build a bomb.
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>>189159385
IAA and virology
maybe mechanics
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>>189159571
HEH, yeah, WORK for it.
(agitated z-snapping and head bobbing)
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>need research to build the most basic of mechs, ripley
>there are roundstart AI and borgs without any research
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>>189159385
IAA/Lawyers/whatever are a joke job who contribute nothing and fulfill no role that couldn't be temporarily done by another crewmember.
The Librarian's role is made entirely irrelevant by the existence of wikis, and so he ends up reading WGW and getting lynched, because there is nothing else for him to do.
The Mime is basically the Clown, only with less potential to be funny, and more potential to be an annoying faggot.
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>>189160150
Video Game
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someone requested the fat nurse outfit, but I noticed there were two nurse outfits, so I did them both.

Also, quick question
I've noticed that some of the clothing has a ONESIZEFITSALL flag in the code. Does that mean that any clothing with this can be worn by fat people? I don't wanna make a sprite and then have it not even be possible.
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>>189160150
first few things were provided by nanotrasen but they always understaff everything important anyway
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>>189160150
>Need research to build medhuds
>Stack of medhuds in medical storage
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>>189157984
Hope the first electrical toolbox you pick up has glubbs in
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>>189160970
Gotta reinvent the wheel to see if someone can do better than the status quo
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>>189160843
>they always understaff everything important anyway
This meme is funny, because except for Deff, the level design of most stations is pretty much extremely safe
>Double-Airlocks towards space
>Virology and Toxins separated from the rest of the station
>Efficiently designed Medbay
>Sec in a corner in most maps so that they can easily defend themselves
>Maint easily accessible for shielding and actual maintenance operations
>Fire/O2/Emergency lockers everywhere
>Several safe power sources available and absolutely no reason to injure yourself if you set up engines properly

Really Box is superbly designed from a safety standpoint
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>>189152464
>tfw you johnny will never notice you
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>>189158450
>fuck him and his code-green hardsuit.
Why don't you go back to bay you little faggot?
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i haven't played for some months because i've been busy with some shit, is it worth it to come back?
i used to love this game because pipes and buidan.
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>>189161384
I healed one husbando today
I was proud

>>189161443
It's not perfect but nothing really is
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>>189161395
>smashed the fuck out of the Jan Itor for stunning the clown with a stunrod, the clown who was set on arrest for electrocrating people, and stealing the nuke
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>>189161561
I wasn't even mad at that clown prank
Mostly because I was wearing latex gloves and only took like 20 burn damage but it was funny
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>>189161327
>sing bay, TEG, SME cargo bay exposed to space
Not really. It's really fucking annoying
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>>189160279
>fat librarian
Now I can be a true neckbeard DM!
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>>189161443
No.
Rounds end way too short and they'll kill you for the chance to reroll for antag instead of rp or learn new shit
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>>189161561
>Assault - 6 minutes
>Possession of a Weapon - 7 minutes
for crimes adding up to 10+ minutes, execution is valid
vigilantism is not ok.
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>>189148121
THE Surfer Girl
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>>189160279
>pregnant nurses
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>when you know space law better the HoS as a security cadet
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>>189162905
People like you are why people don't like playing sec.
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>>189158169
I got noticed by someone!
Was it really that easy all this time?
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>>189162905
Litteral shitcurity
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>>189162905
>being this up your own asshole
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I like the administrative/communication aspect of sec but I'm too unrobust, and being Warden scares me
I should play sec Cadet
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>tsupercomfyfw when riding the shuttle home in the security area as a cadet
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>>189151037
>should of
Your right right, you should of yourself.
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there are 3 types of criminals, and each has a different procedure

>antags
Almost always result in execution or perma
>harmless shittery (assistant building a cafe in the vault)
Ignore, search and release, or minimal brig time
>major shittery (Mime lubing)
stack those mother fucking crimes
perma as fast as possible
watch on cameras, execute as soon as they go for the windows
(you can also solitary, but be sure to remove paper and headset)

The key to security is being able to distinguish between these three groups
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>>189164894
practice in no stun rage cages
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>>189164354
>When you've matured enough to keep the peace rather than by the book
Is there a better feeling?
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>>189164894
Play Bridge Officer
get an SPS and a sec headset and watch a CMC all shift
security will love you
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>>189164894
play sec cadet and order a sec borg to be your buddy cop all shift
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If you like pina colada's and getting caught in the rain. If you're not a fan of yoga, if you have half a brain. if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. Then i'm the love you've looked for, come to me and escape.

---Your Waifu
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>>189164370
No, people don't like playing sec cause you guys fuck up other people's shit then have a giant shitfit about it. We softball and people bitch at us. We hardball, the admins bitch at us. If you're remotely consistent it's very easy to have an observer metagrudging you for any chance to send an admin after you to try and rattle something loose with an ahelp full of vague implications

>>189164894
Just do your time on the patrol beat. buddy up as a crutch so it's harder to get stung/prick n done'd. You'll get combat experience and that'll make you better. It's not too much of a deal if you're an unrobust warden anyway as you're the team mom, not DOOMGUY. Even if you go down like a bitch to an intruder in the brig, the work you did coordinating, ensuring records and watching cams/handling arrest processing is a godsend easily worth that. Know the maximums just so you personally don't over-sentence someone, don't personally use confiscated goods from/that should be in evidence, don't be a hardass about harmless shit and you're golden.

If you're in sec for the long haul, do your best not to care. It's when you care that you get eaten alive.
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>>189160279
>>189164347
Oh god, I should have specified I meant the male nurse uniform (the maroon scrubs) I feel regret.

Nice sprites though, keep up the good work.
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>>189164347
She may be your gal but she's everyone's pal. :p
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do huggers put an embryo in you on contact or do they have to stay on for a bit?
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>>189166640
There is a small period
You should get that thing off your face at the first occasion, however
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>>189165532
What's an SPS?
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>plasma makes you blind
>the person trying to heal you is def
JUST
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Can MoMMI kill the Singulo?
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>>189166076
maroon scrubs already have a fat sprite
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>>189167880
It's a shiny gadget that you find in your sec locker.
It tracks your position in real-time if you configure it to do so and sends a message to all other SPS if it's stripped from its wearer or if the wearer die - complete with the location.

You can configure your SPS with your name on it.
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>>189168001
deaf*
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>>189168001
Altclick and PDA's bro
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Shit round
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>>189168107
cool
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>>189168256
That's what we ended up doing still was funny at first as I was trying to explain I was blind and the doctor was confused as to why I wasn't listening to him
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DUDE BOMBS LMAO
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>>189168041
No, interference. Someone did it, leave it alone. why else do you think every loose isn't followed by an incredibly irate mommi opening crates of 7 bags of holding in the grav well of the sing?
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Could someone quickly code and PR a glass airlock?

I swear we already have a glass external airlock sprite in the code already.
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every time you post in the thread about not liking bombs, the bomber just gets one more post to masturbate to.
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>ask the best RD on the station if there's a valve missing
>nope, pretty sure it's all there
>Explodes
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>the undefeated rage cage champion dies to a bomb
Not how it was supposed to end
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being able to build telepads for custom telescience when?
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>>189168463
There isn't. Feel free to prove me wrong

>>189168698
Never. huge balance issues, irritating system issues
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes friends~!
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rage cage is a meme
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>>189160167
Fuck off man, The librarian prints porn.
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>>189168565
Even if they were all there:
They can roll the screwed bundle
They can detonate shards
They can detonate cap canister bombs
They can detonate AME's
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>>189168818
a good meme
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>>189159385
Everything but engineer. Setting up the ngine is the only "important" activity.
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>>189168780
Happy birthday Kaylie! too bad about the infertility
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>>189159642
No antags build bombs. It's easier to steal them from non-antags.
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If one (1) more guy joins and readies up, we can get rev!
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>>189160167
Some librarians make for entertaining journalists
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>>189161384
tfw no story following the adventures of tsundere assistant committing a ever larger series of crimes to spend time with their security husbando who is clueless to the whole thing
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>>189169275
Who's spreading those rumors about me!
That is NOT true!
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>somebody putting your brain in an MMI makes the bwoinked sound
I jumped
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>>189169491
Cloning people also Bwoink
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>>189169491
>>189169565
non antag murders makes the same noise, I just ignore it though and the admins back off
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>>189170168
>non antag murders makes the same noise

what is this real? if a nonantag kills you it does that sound?
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>>189169291
They built one using a laser emitter and some cannisters. They were just after blowing up the smes. Then they got killed off somewhere after that by god knows what.
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>>189170594
No. It's a joke.
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Good use of a Deff round
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>>189169442

It's ok! Infertility is cute! It means we want to be with you for who you are, and not just to fertilize you!
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Dude summon guns murderbone lmao
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well at least we get to play on a decent fucking station
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>be spessman on spess station
>See radsuited person dragging a shard and holding a foam fire extinguisher
What do?
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>>189171881
Detonate your suicide bomb if you have one. You're already dead otherwise cause he's gonna irradiate the shit out of you
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>>189171881
adminhelp it and ask if he's valid
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>>189171763
But why not both!?
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>>189171881
push him into it
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>>189160167
I bet the only mime you ever met was Sue
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>>189160167
The only Mime I ever see is Grey Area and all he does is build cafes.
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>>189172180
good mime
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>>189135642

Boxed
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>>189135642
Pain
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>>189135642
manaony
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>>189135642
dedpoo
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>>189176730
Avid F-lister.
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>>189135642
MrFoster
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>>189134958
all shit
all these men pretending to be epic anime girls fail miserably time and time again
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>>189177349
That's all of them. Post an account.
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>>189177462
t. Actual girl with big tits
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Best thicccc waifu
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>>189178272
Who is this fat nerd and why does she have radiation burns?
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Surfer can fucking girl himself. I hate everything about him
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>>189178572
bit rude
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>(0 humans left alive)

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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beautiful cult round folks, i'd like to thank everyone who helped make it all happen
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>>189178272
>>189178470
Who is this semen demon
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>>189178887
AI: No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
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>>189168052
Damn, you're pretty fucking fast at spriting then.
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FEED YOUR WAIFU MONKEY CUBES
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plaguewalker was right to bully the fatfag artist away but damn was he also a super sperg
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No!
Keep your waifu collared and near you at all times!
Don't let her be stolen!
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>>189179463
>>189178956
>>189178272
404 please
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>>189180143
this art is so fucking horrible
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this clearly shows HSB is the non degenerate thinking man's choice
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>>189178470
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>want to play xenobio and make bleach kippers
>it's wage slave time
Just autotraitor me irl
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>>189169491
mash adminwho for a good time call
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>>189181319
what
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>>189180995
have a nice day at the rape mill skipper
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>want to play as my female static
>stuck for another 6 hours at the refinery
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IM NOT DONE
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>birthday passed
>not a single friend mentioned it
Worthless bunch of meat and bones
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>>189182249
You've probably got your birthday mixed up with someone elses. Happens to me all the time anon, don't worry too much about it.
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>>189182249
You dont have friends
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>yeasty cunt stench general
Imagine having such a weak constitution that you let 4chan bots dictate what you find sexually attractive.
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>>189182396
Friday, 13th september
No way I'm gonna mess that up
>>189182415
I do, they're just useless!
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>>189182249
well u got good taste fambo so hbd
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>>189134958
I want Harley Quinn to bake me a cake and wordlessly give it to me and run away
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>>189135254
>Bitchmodebot outside
I give it a 0/10
Anyone who uses mining bots for anything but xenos on the station is a lil bitch
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>>189182903
ghostchat: I died 20 minutes ago why haven't anybody found me yet?
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>>189182903
>"What're you gonna do, pummel me?" - Quote from Miner Pummeled
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>>189134715
Ok I need to know right fucking now whether there are furries other than catbeasts on the serb.
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>>189183171
Lizards and frogs
And birbs
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>>189183171
all of the bay races are available as monkey cubes
vox are available at round start because vox players are entitled, aggressive aspies
every other staff member is a greasy ass furry behind the scenes
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>>189164354
Space law is a suggestion and anyone who quotes it at me gets 10 extra minutes to think about it.
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>>189183171
Order animals from cargo.
De-monkey them at genetics.
Brain transplant (or head transplant + clone).
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>>189184014
enjoy your ban I guess
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>>189182456
you can like whatever you like and i can laught at your inferiority whenever i want
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>>189182968
>>189183102
Do you guys actually think anything besides lol2goliath is remotely difficult?
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>>189184014
UMM EXCUTHE ME THWEETIE? ITTH CODE GREEN THWEETHEART YA GOTTA LET ME KEEP THITH EMAG AND LET ME GO THNOOKUMS.

>wow why doesn't anyone ever play heads or security they're like really important and stuff
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>>189184392
There are moments you wish you could have two goliaths
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>>189184392
No, I just think going out of your way to hunt down a dumb mob is retarded, and acting superior over it because you made it slightly more tedious for yourself is doubly retarded.
'Muh pokemans' miners are cancer and if I could get one thing removed from the game, it would be lazarus injectors and non-traitor pokeballs.
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>>189184519
"Rapidfire"
Gun: "RAPIDFIRE"
Take them Hostage (Gun is actually unloaded)
"I am...THE LAW"
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>>189184652
I killed 8 goliaths in the first 20 minutes of a round as a borg once.
You could feel the depression of the miners knowing they weren't going to be harmed this shift at all.
>>189184626
just dig out after breaking LOS dumbass.
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>>189184785
>depression
>i don't have to deal with hopping out of my ripley to kill monsters trying to beat on it while i'm clearing the roid
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>>189184785
Two seconds after that screenshot the queen cocooned the mining crate and killed me.
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>>189184978
Thats actually pretty bad luck senpai, The odds of a spider queen hitting that specific place is pretty low. Spider Queens are a lot more dangerous than anything on the asteroid, not by much since you can outrun them, but still.
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PvE mining was a stupid idea.
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>admin
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>>189185571
>meme'n jewniverse
physically remove it
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>>189185571
Is that Errant?
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>>189185872
yes
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>>189185546
i agree
PVP mining when?
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>>189186184
Then unless there was a different NEARLY IDENTICAL situation with him being a shit chemist he's completely turned it around.

He was fucking around as a chemist, not doing his job, I demoted him, he then came back and fucking stole my shit as an assistant.
And no, I wasn't a vamp.
I was non-antag.
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>>189186241
Now we're talkin
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>>189186318
admin feedback
i agree that he's a shitter, can't be bothered though
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>>189186623
I've posted the ahelp from that game in his feedback
But of course no one reacted

[15:29:31]ADMIN: HELP: Errant_Aron/(Saigon Sam): say hypothetically i was angery at my boss for firing me and i wanted to get back at them by killing them. - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
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>>189182249
>Doesn't take initiative
>Surprised that people who feel you haven't invited them to be a part of your birthday well... aren't a part of your birthday
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>>189186241
Like 3 years ago?
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>>189188461
Completely justified.
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>chaplain gets superpowers from admins and greytides around
>mechanic destroys dorms on a whim
>extended
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>>189188808
Public use spaces are for public use. Consider it used.
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>>189188872
Go away maipai.
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>>189188808
>I want to just sit around and do nothing for three hours and ruin the server for everyone
if you don't think what I do is fun theres lots of other servers to waste your life on and die on
nobody probably even wants you here
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favorite mechanic?
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>>189188461
pure entitlement
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>>189188963
>the only alternative to massive greytide is three hours of nothing
>thinks long rounds are a bad thing
You were born a shitter
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>>189189291
all mechanics need to burn in hell forever
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post xenoarch
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"the virgin xenoarch"
THE CHAD MINER
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>>189189301
>>189190124
>>189190214
>duuuuh, why you no want me break rock? you stupid, gib spur or i pickaxe you
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>>189189301
>Implying the autocratic people's republic of MUH RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS hasn't stopped more murderboners with its sack of illegal revolvers
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>>189190263
RNG, oh RNG, have mercy on the poor bastard
I'm sure most miners are just new and don't know what they're doing wrong, and if they're told they'll be sure to not break any sites
I'm sure
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>>189190263
hi virgin hahahahaha. Fuck the spir I mine the roid for the MINERALS not some gay ass trinkets
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So are the admins here power tripping faggots that will ban you for the slightest error and you have to be perfect at your job or what? I'm not asking for LifeWeb levels of fun allowed but within reason.
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>>189190417
>duh, fuck you, i break rock anyway, haha i trol u fuk ur artifacts thatll teach you not to hunt MOBVALIDZ XDDDD

>>189190427
>miners
>mining
I know you're being facetious but most miners just mine the bare minimum so they can get their diamond drill, run around hopped up on hyper for 30 minutes, and shoot goliaths because their idea of fun is bland PVE and collecting dead animals in the hopes that they might get to use them to kill someone.
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>>189134715
what the fuck, is that supposed to be a catbeast
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>>189190263
this kind of post is what makes me want to go back to mining, make a hole on the asteroid and fill the place with gathering bots.
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>>189190617
I'm not joking when I say I play miner to actually mine and enjoy the atmosphere. I think going for the mobs are mad gay
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>>189190628
Nope. It's one of these atrocities probably.
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>>189190830
usually what people do as one is to gather ore, collect around 15000 credits, buy your stuff and go off to space to find the noble phazon or just die to syndie bullets because they forgot to bring a medkit with them.
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>>189191278
Yeah those are what's on the OP image. I saw a fw of them on paradise. I just called them all critters
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>>189190830
I usually either sit around and chill while I mine out an entire side of the asteroid in a tricked out Ripley with a podcast or something on in the background, or carve out a decent sized hole and make myself a room then fill it with comfy stuff. Mining's actually really good for building whatever you want, since you have access to more or less anything and everything the second you get some money and a kinetic accelerator to bust open locks.
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>>189191613
Yeah man it's max comfy once you get the basic materials sci wants to do stuff and if you do come across a mob you can usually handle it
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>>189177380
>Implying I have secrets
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>>189191327
>Grab a blue medkit
>Drag it to a table
>Take it with you to science
>put in two of each kit, a health scanner, and then go by chem and get an iron 50 pill and a bicard 50 pill
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>>189189935
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>>189182968
New shaft miner meta: roundstart as My body is on the asteroi
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>>189191278
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck even is that thing?
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>>189193048
Two Goliaths at once is the only time I've taken damage from asteroid mobs recently, and even then I killed both with only minor damage.
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>Instant Pain Mirror (580 damage absorbed, 900 damage dealt)
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R8 Medbay this round
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>>189190595
No, it ain't paradise strictness nor is it hippy looseness.
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how do i stop being so shit at wizard
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>>189194286
Fought the good fight/10
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>>189134715
>NT Borg smashing windows
>Asimov Borg telling the Warden to Laser the Wizard
>Asimov borg standing by while the Wizard gets lasered

Was the round type Wizards? Or Shitborgs?
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sweet, sweet silicon banvalids.
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>>189194425
Every round is shitborgs, my family
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>Wizards gett assblasted by SECborgs
>Ahelps them

I'll take my 3 day sillycon ban
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>>189194743
It was nearly every one in Ghostchat too man.

You pretty blatantly ignored your laws.

Use this guide next time when you are on Asimov.
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>>189190417
Reminder that if you break a large artifact, you're valid
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>>189194901
>there DNA
REEEEE
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>>189194561
As an asimov borg, told the HoS to laser a human wizard to death and didn't stop people from terminating said wizard. Spoiler alert: Wizard died. Remember that immediate harm is what you care about under asimov. You can't harm humans to minimise future harm.
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>>189190417
I drill every tile of dig sites for a chance at cool loot.
I am literally a chad miner.
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>>189194901
I know this picture is bait but isn't the true form of a changeling a headslug?
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any good changeling porn?
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>>189194743
My guy if you can't read your laws don't play borg
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>>189194425
~ahelp them~
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>>189195214
Had to get my valids.
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>>189194743
Read your laws my nignaga. You just keep harassing them until you "conveniently forget" to keep tabs on the upload and whoops kill all wingwangs :^)
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>>189195274
But they weren't valid for you
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>>189194743
The borg that got banned didnt even do anything to the wizard besides letting him be harmed.
I'm pretty sure that the wizard didn't even get fucked up by the borgs, he just got set on fire by some madman with a flamethrower.
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>>189195192
I saw one pic which was a ling eating the captain, though spess is too niche even for porn like that
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>>189195334
The Wizard told the Warden to shoot him...

And then stood by while he was shot...
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>>189194901
If diona monkeys are young diona, are human monkeys young humans?
>>189195168
Changeling have no true form.
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>>189195137
>Hack 3 doors
>Get a pick set, field gen and depth scanner
>Chance of 12+ guns per war digsite instead of maybe 1
>Includes 12+ shot 60 brute revolvers, recharging 40 dmg lasrs, and x-ray lasers
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>>189195334
No no, this was on the trader shuttle I told the HoS to laser him.
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See, at least with AI you have an alibi if you couldn't prevent harm, beyond bolting doors you can't do much without borgs but watch and ask them to stop.
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>>189194901
Changelings aren't human you dingus. By that logic if a xenomorph ate a human then it contained human DNA and would considered human.
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>>189195442
But thats nerd shit.
I just want ores and cool shit.
I get polar star every round.
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>>189195424
*borg
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>>189195370
http://ss13.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=247
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>>189195582
That's the one!

need some more spess porn, there's enough material for it, seems like.
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>>189195530
But you'll get far more cool shit with trivial effort...
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>>189195442
>Hack 3 doors

What do you mean?
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>>189195716
Not gettin' any pussy though you fuckin' nerd AYOOO
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>>189195442
>Hack 3 doors
>Only fix the one to space
>Outpost gets gas'd every fucking time some one uses the door

I mean, if you are going to break in, at least fix the doors.
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>>189195824
Open up the sci outpost so you can get at the xenoarch lockers without being a cock about it
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*beep
http://ss13.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=663
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>>189195994
You could just roll in and out of the outpost via conveyor, you know.
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How is one supposed to emotionally cope with making a typo during an emote? At least with talking you can say, "I mean, x." or "x, rather." There is no going back with emotes unless you just autistically redo the emote and not fuck it up that time.
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>>189197402
Just don't emote?
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>>189197921
*gaspa and steps backwards.*
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>>189197921
>don't emote
Nah fuck that man.
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>>189197921
*grabs you by the crotch*
what did you just say you littl-
BWOINK
You have been banned. Reason: ERP
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*grabs you by the crutch*
what did you just say you disabl-
BWOINK
You have been banned. Reason: Ableism
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>>189197402
If you haven't provided a second reasombale interpretation of your sentence, don't correct yourself.
The smae goes for chat.

Corrections are way more distracting than typos.
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>Maybe this round I'll get to do something
>Singuloose :^)
>Non-antag singuloose the eng who set it up was so incompetent
God bless this shithole. It really needs it
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>>189196075
delet this
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>>189201937
That's the shitgineer special right there, Nice!
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>>189201937
Man, I want just once to have the crew be entirely the most incompetent people.
Everyone should be fat and worthless.
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>stop playing
>get postive mentions in the thread every week or so
>start playing again
>me "makes cricket noises"
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>>189197402
say *cough
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free cuban pete
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>>189203017
he'll be back
only when the time comes
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DIAPEES ADDED TO SPACE STATION WHEN
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>>189203935
When Maid becomes a Janitor Alt title.
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>>189203935
Fuck off to vorestation with your fetish shit
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>>189203935
real shitposting hours
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>>189136762
>be female static changeling
>go to wash off the blood from my victims
>some engineer in there showering
>says something lewd and gets naked
>arm blade him to death
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>>189206090
No. The green tradeoff creates distinction instead of pure combat power creep
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>>189206224
Is there a better feeling than being antag so you can do shit like that? It's so great to cleanse the filth
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>>189197402
>once saw a mime fuck up an emote multiple times
>he just abruptly bit his tongue off after a long pause when he realized he mispelled something for the fourth time in a row.

Best miming. 10/10, made me laugh in real life.
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>>189206090
How about making the head borer NV not burn chem points so fast?
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>>189203935
FUCK OFF KILLETE
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>>189141747
R or J, can't decide
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>>189197402
IT'S A 1 CREDIT CLEAR MY DUDE.
1 MISTAKE IS ALL YOU GET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5NdCQaPE4
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>>189206224
>be mechanic ling
>ask librarian for a few carpet tiles
>"only if you kiss me"
>what
>"KISS ME"
>silencestungcuff
>take to maint
>strip and absorb
>in the last second she says "WHAT THE FUCK"
>space body
>never see player again
>to this day, i still got that shit-eating grin
wonderful
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>manage to tase a wizard
>brig him
>captain takes me to bar to celebrate
>explosion
>head to brig
>entirety of sec is on fire, everything in armory is missing
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>>189209129
>not killing a wizard
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>>189209129
You can only be hurt if you care
When you stop caring you'll start wondering why you even try for these children
Then you'll stop playing sec
Then as round quality continues to plummet you'll just stop

It's the hardest pill of all
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How is everyone enjoying their monthly ass day on goon?
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>>189209302
>other servers
fuck off
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>>189210346
/ss13g/ not /vgstationgeneral/
Fuck off. :^)
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>>189209270
>becoming the cynical husk
>not becoming the laughing buddha
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How long will it be till the admin team is all girls
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>>189211045
Right now
>imblying Ponf ISN'T a qt grill
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>>189210434
sorry you're wrong
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>>189206224
>Female static namer
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>>189211280
>Female (Male) static namers
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>>189207908
Before I watch this, does he use the MarisaB glitch?
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>>189211239
Which admins are confirmed qt girls
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>>189211472
Watch it and tell me
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>playing as a female
>when you're a male
ISHYGDDT
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>>189211792
>tfw Klinefelter syndrome, sex chromosome is XXY
I'm technically neither male, nor female, but both.
Where would that put me?
What gender spessman would be appropriate for me to play?
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>>189212298
Girl (male)
We'll code HRT just for you
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>>189212298
Pull a Niggly, grab that skirt and wear it with pride!
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>>189211427
I've been unironically playing a trap on and off again the last couple of months and there's actually some advantages to it.

It's like a character equivalent of "abruptly changing direction to see if the person behind you is following you or just going the same way", depending on how they react to you being a female (male), you can usually determine their play-style, tendencies, and intentions.

People who just don't acknowledge it, or call you a she, either don't care or unobservent. this means they're usually your average spaceman who's willing to humor you and is awfully chill; or a newbie that doesn't know how to spam examine, meaning easy target for subtle attacks. It's easy to determine an average spaceman from a newbie.

If they respond, but in the positive, that means without a sliver of a doubt they're the "AREEPEE" variety of player, easy to bait into stoping to talk for free robusting and very very susceptible to lewd suggestions.

If they respond, but in the negative they're usually a power gamer, the kind of people who take pleasure in the game being an interactive griffest that uses any and all ammunition supplied to them to shit on others; or an Adachi tier roleplayer that gives zero shits about humoring anyone. Both of them usually are pretty robust; one because they're power gaming from the git-go and the other being naturally robust because they find enough practice beating the shit out of their fellow spacemans for annoying them.
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>>189212483
If you have been playing a trap i haven't noticed, either you keep to yourself or i'm blind
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>>189212483
>powergaming
>by playing a trap

/vg/, ladies and gentlemen
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>>189212437
It's weird, I'm on testosterone therapy, but my voice is getting higher pitch the more I take testosterone.
>>189212476
Oh hell no. I will fight fate as much as I can.
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>>189213448
You goddamn mentally ill piece of shit, get out of here.
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>>189212298
Chef so you'd be closer to an oven
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>>189213446
you're group number one hombre
Watch out for those subtle tricky pens.
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Can your powergaming defeat the wall of oblivious fat in security?
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>>189213561
Okay. Later.
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>>189212483
that catboi looks familiar, think its some anime thing
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>>189213448
>Testosterone therapy
Are you sure you're not taking little blue pills?
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>>189213561
>mental illness
>genetics
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>>189214479
>faggot
>genetics
Weird, I didn't see that on the list.
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences
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>>189214869
>/tg/
>that shitty attempt at wit
Faggots are faggots and they deserve to get bullied but you have to go back.
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>>189212298
benis or bagina
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>>189215224
bagenis
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>>189212843
Pretty much this. I don't care about what you have between your legs or where you like to stick it. Just shut up and keep it to yourself.

Especially in spessmans.
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>>189212483
>Game is a case study in evolution
>Start taking steps to not die and to get stuff done in these lightning round shitfests
>Suddenly you're a boogeyman
Feels bad man
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>>189215216
>implying /vg/station isn't just a shitty port of /tg/station
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>>189213772
Yes. I don't need him for access. I don't need him for guns. I don't need him to kill or imprison people fucking with me. He's redundant at best and an obstruction at worst.
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>>189215468
>tg takes features from vg semi regularly
explain this
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>>189215725
>having to lie to win an argument on the internet
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>>189215468
Not only has TG consistently stolen our features, while we steal nearly NONE of theirs, we never even directly forked off them. Our fork is from bay 3+ years ago, who forked off of TG some 7+ ago.
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>>189215827
Sure, buddo.
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>tfw sneezed too hard and my bones fell out
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>>189215725
>>189215801
>>189215936
OwO what's this?
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/9090
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>>189216208
>one (1) example
>lol /tg/ iz a /vg/ port
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>>189216208
it's an naranjas shitpost is what it is my guy
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>>189216361
Oh my, you wanted more?
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/22315
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>>189216458
>I make fake pr's to win arguments
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>>189216567
Fake? What about it is fake?
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/16729
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>>189216609
The parts you made up. So, all of it.
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>>189216759
Those PRs are all made from TG maintainers though and are merged, a bit out of the way for a joke wouldn't it be?
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/9220
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a peace between humans and xenos brokered by slimes and some guy throws a molotov and fucks everything.
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>>189216609
>>189216953
You're getting baited hard my dude
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>only one banvalid that round
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What's the trick to not getting instantly murdered by mobs when you find vaults? I went into a syndicate ship with a retro laser and got killed in a few seconds by a syndicate with an energy shield. After that I went into the ice palace with a mateba and was able to kill only one guy before I got swarmed and killed.
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>>189217079
That's odd I don't feel baited
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/9412
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/29024
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/29119
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>>189217130
>goldsteel banning everyone
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that captain
>orders me to detain the CE for having to much access
>comply and wait in the meeting room for 10 minutes
>finally arrives and checks the CE's ID
>"who gave you bridge access?!"
>removes it and renames him "I LOVE BIG COCKS"
>hang my head and release him
>see the captain later
>"What did you do with cocks?"
>tell him I let him go
>30 minutes later I go to permabrig to make some food
>doors are wide open
>CE is there in an orange jumpsuit braindead
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>>189217206
>keeps making shit up
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Reminder any TG v /vg/ hatred is pure memery and the two servers are on pretty decent terms
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>>189217173
You cheese them by dragging displaced girders and/or having a jetpack.
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>>189217560
But if I have a jetpack how to I carry my gear?
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>>189217332
classic lavoss
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>>189217820
Jetpacks fit in bags.
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>>189217820
carry your backpack in your hand
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>>189217820
In a backpack, in your hand.
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>>189134715
>Take 6 rock samples
>Somehow fuck up 5 of them, and get 0% accuracy results
>Get a 20 radius result with 95% accuracy
>Cant fucking find it anywhere
>Time to just dig i guess
>Dig like 50 fucking Sites
>Only things of note, are a TG Borg that no one wants to control, 2 Happy Masks, a gun, and piles and piles of random junk
>Shuttle gets called while Im hunting for a large
>Just make two IED Molotovs
>Shoot open some windows
>Suck a bunch of people out of the windows
>Too many Xenos
>Fall down
>Get sucked out of the airlock

Can some one explain the Autism Method on the Wiki to me? How do you know which chemical to use for the analysis?
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>>189217483
/tg/ just has more features and a better community.
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>>189218065
sure whatever server you have playing on
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>>189218254
What? I play on CM.
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>>189218341
>whatever server you have -FUN- playing on
I forgot the fun part but I thought you'd understand what I meant :)
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>>189218405
It makes less sense now. There is no fun server. There is no fun job. There is no fun. You're a piece of shit ruining everyone's rp if you're having fun.
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>>189206463
I was starting to believe suicide succumbing is the only answer.
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>>189218597
Should have misspelt the suicide emote
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>>189217206
I think you misunderstand
I meant the bait was the guy in the thread claiming those were fake
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I havent been on the generals in a few months can someone post all their spess chad vs virgin memes pls?
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/TG/
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>>189217332
Jesus Christ, did anyone ahelp?
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>dfw logged into spessmans and passed out before getting to the join button

Stupid body, needing sleep and shit.
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Hey guys, The Surfer Girl here....So....What's good about me....what's bad?
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>>189221507
kys
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Bigminship should be meritocratic instead of just whoever among the old guard isn't burnt out at any given time
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Player age 1. Assaulted people for seeming no reason with a broken bottle and logged out when robusted. Come to the forums to tell us what happened.

Why haven't we deadminned this faggot? How is this even remotely a permabannable offense? It's not even worth a bwoink. It's the equivalent "waaaaah he won't stop touching me mom"
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>>189222949
hello false flagger, it's not an actual permaban, it's to get people on the forum to talk about what happened. Like it always was
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>>189222949
Sec-admins are the worst.

Assault is like, ten minutes in the brig. Not a permaban.
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>>189223375
>"Go make an account somewhere, or else you can't play here ever again."

If it was a murder spree, fine. But this is just fucking assault. Failed assault.
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>>189223423
People have always gotten a "permaban" for logging out when an admin is trying to get info on what happened. Stop being a baby
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>>189223492
It says 'logged out when robusted', not 'logged out when boinked.'
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>>189223512
sure
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>>189223512
If you can't be contacted and you log out as soon as you do something shit, you can be sent to the forums to explain yourself.
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>>189217854
>classic lavos

I was the virologist that round, became the HoP and then watched the captain act like a lunatic while laughing and giving the crew riddles and free access. I dont know who you are but you should probably relax and have a drink once in awhile
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>>189223563
No, read the ticket. It literally says that.

He logged out when he died and didn't stick around. I've done that plenty of times.

>>189223601
For assault? Unsuccessful assault?

This guy's notes must have been pretty shit, or this sounds like an email collection scheme.
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>>189223669
Before a guy joined and toolboxed someone and got robusted and he wasn't banned for it and people freaked out about that, too.
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>>189223375
You dumb fuck, read where I said it's not even worth a bwoink.

It's not even worth a bwoink. The dude does not need to explain himself. It's an entirely IC issue. Go fuck yourself.
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>>189223423
first and foremost you left because you attempted to go on a murder spree and got robusted because you suck, not because you didn't try to kill people as a nonantag. This was after I told you no to giving you all access. Secondly you smashed my HoP glass because you were impatient and third you literally would not tell me what you actually wanted so i'm actually just assuming you wanted ALL access because what you actually demanded was a "promotion" on a peice of paper all us heads stamped that said DEMOTION before you changed it. we actually only stamped it becuase you and the clown wouldn't go away.
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>>189223817
calm down loser
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>>189223817
>being this butthurt
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>>189223848
oh and lastly, in case anyone feels like getting it from the logs, he told me and the captain he wanted to be demoted earlier in the round but demanded centtcomm do it "I suck at IAA" and wanted stamps instead of giving me (the HoP) his Id in the first place to demote. I genuinely think this player, who acts like hes played on the server quite a bit, is just a ban evading griefer (age 1, first connection, knows his way around deff) and wanted to get access to singuloose or plasmaflood or some dumb bullshit and was mad I didn't fall for his stupid shit.
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>>189223848
hahaha what a shitter
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>>189223848
>you left

Why do you think I'm the person in question? I just got done mousing around.
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>>189223423
Yes, as it's always been. Go fuck off and play somewhere else if you don't like it, as easy as that.

>>189223817
kill you're self my man
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>unwrench pipes randomly in the hopes that it'll fuck something up
>engineering explodes
>get objective in a high speed rolling chair drive by during the shuttle flight
Since when does Librarian have maint access?
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>>189223423
>grief
>banned
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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>all these fags talking about pointless shit like admins, server "drama", bans, waifus instead of just shutting up and playing the game and posting greentext stories
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>>189224142
>permaban everyone who doesn't sign up for the forum
>not just handing out month long or two month long ban for griefers who log out

Wow, what a fucking concept.
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>>189224150
Greentext stories are my favourite and I agree.
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>>189224150
what do you think is keeping the thread alive?
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>>189224150
Pretty hard to post greentext when you'll run the risk of Ick Ock.
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>>189224191
If you can't make an effort to make a forum post saying sorry then why would we want you?
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I was given this recipe that has 'black powder' in it. Where do i find this
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>>189224191
What you need to understand is that we're not what you would call an open, welcoming community.

Playing here is a privilege, and if the first thing you do after joining the server is bash people's head in, chances are we don't want you here.
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>>189224247
It's not about 'effort', it's about handing your email address to complete strangers who will do god knows what with it.
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>>189224262
Grind a black person's bodyparts
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>>189224150
I don't come to the thread normally but someone told me the guy who got banned for being a faggot tried to claim he dindu so I wanted to see it for myself.

also what a shock someone tries to boogieman me still even literally over a year and a half after I stopped even reading the threads. It used to be yahir claiming "lavos fuck off" to everyone ever but now its someone else.
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>>189224293
make a burner email hahaha retard
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>>189224262
You need to either hope that someone is playing a nigger on the station, or go looking around derelicts for a dead nigger's body.
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>>189224293
Then don't do it, take your permaban and move on in life, no one's forcing you

>>189224293
>can't into trashmail
Oh wait am I being trolled?
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>>189224325
literally who are you?
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>>189224307
>>189224347
time for some forced ghetto limb removals
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I'd just like to clarify that if you don't come to the forums and explain yourself, that ban will never ever be lifted.

Bitching in here is going to get you nothing but laughed at.
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>>189224469
No need, really. Get him cloned, and there you go.
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>>189224420
sarah johnson :^)
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>>189224564
who the hell is that
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>>189224620
public enemy pai mai
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>>189224678
>people naming their character after their Ckey
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Thread
>quality greentexts
>game discussion
>reposting old images
>offtopic shitposting gets deleted (haha this is a joke but it should be deleted)
>offtopic shitposting might get you 4chan banned
>can't nsfw post

Discord
>hardly any game discussion
>only 1 channel for game discussion
>that channel is off topic most of the time
>people exist just to shitpost like moistnugget and yclat
>cant post greentexts
>cant post game images
>nobody responds to your hilarious jokes
>everyone there is a brainlet and doesnt understand basic science concepts
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I havent played in a few months but now everytime I try to join it stops me saying im logged in as a guest (im not)
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When will SS13 be greenlighted on Steam?
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>>189225903
you want more normies?
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>>189225903
if you recode it to not need byond you literally could upload it as a steam product on its own launcher
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>>189225950
Yes
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The surfer girl is a bitch and a shit
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>Surfer Brooks in the streets
>Surfer Girl in the sheets

---Gaius Julius Caesar
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Anyone else just get booted out of Beyond?
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which static is the most attractive folks?
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>open notepad++
>time to code!
>fall asleep instead

Another productivity period ruined by overwhelming comfy
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>Be chef.
>Have fun.

Jesus christ Chef is my new favourite job, science can go fuck itself.
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You, You got what I neeeeeeeed you got what I neeeeeeed but you say hes just a friend but you say hes just a friend
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>>189229224
Ass Blast USA and You Say He's Just A Friend are my favorite AI memes
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>>189229223
Chef and service borg can be some of the comfiest times
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>>189229223
I've seen a few rounds that had the trio of bartender, chef and botanist

Is this a new age of comfy?
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>Virus makes it so you can't tell the difference between right and left, causing you walk randomly
>Somehow sitting in an office chair fixes your mind
Explain.
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>>189229451
Because it makes you grounded in reality.
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>>189229451
You managed to sit and calm down to collect your thoughts ;^)
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>>189229330
>>189229223
I didn't find out how to have fun as chef yet
usually I just autism out various recipes, then people come, eat them and leave without saying a word

Seems to me like the most boring job on the station.
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>>189229548
Service jobs shine when it's antagstended because there's nothing else to do for the average crewman.
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>>189229148
>open notepad++
>3 sleepless nights later
>feature merged
>nobody uses it
life is pain
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>>189229548
You just gotta insert yourself and come up with a goal or gimmick.

I like to make batches of grub and take it to departments. Its fun to watch security stop and pick around at the food checking for poison because no one brings them anything.
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>>189229651
What feature?
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>>189229651
I know this feel.
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>>189229148
>open notepad++
>time to write!
>masturbate instead

Another waifu fanfic period ruined by my fetishes
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>>189229685
Every so often Ill fire up my service borg static and ghetto chef/bartend up stuff and take it to high action, low downtime jobs.

Its a real bitch to make food as service borg but the reward of feeding the in-afircan-starvation-mode warden is enjoyable.
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>banning someone for playing a team antag poorly so that they can't learn and just fuck it up later anyway
Someone explain
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>>189230063
context?

still ruined all his teammates' antag rolls, tell him to play sec to learn playing as a team
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>>189230180
Some guy got bwoinked for using a stun paper near security, the ban note doesn't even imply that he revealed cult.
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>>189230063
People get so asspained if you fuck up their antag roll that they will lose their shit. No one likes to fail nuke ops or cult because some dipshit exploded half the team or walked around with an antag item pinned to their chest.

People dont realize they were shit at one point too but alot of these new players havent even read the wiki yet.

antag roles should be whitelisted by confirming youve read the fucking wiki first, via quiz
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>>189230315
doesn't sound like it warrants a ban
write a ban appeal maybe?
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>>189230315
>15 connections. Asked not to be a cultist, then, after a brief chat with myself about cult, went to arrivals and used a paper in public in front of a security officer to tell everyone he was stupid. Clearly too inexperienced for team antags.
OwO, let us zoom
>used a paper in public in front of a security officer

If he was a starting cultist then he shouldn't have been. If he was converted, he's the reason why I don't give people tomes after conversion.
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>>189230438
Too lazy for something that will probably just end up in the admin admitting he writes shit ban descriptions.
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>>189230518
>shitty ban descriptions
If it's this ban we're talking about (>>189230505
) then the ban description is perfectly fine and I agree with it. Sounds like he went out of his way to fuck it up for all the other cultists.
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How do you connect the new smartglass windows to a switch? I couldnt figure out how to build a control system for them outside of manually toggling them.
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post admins you miss

I'll start

>Kolith
>DrCelt
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>>189230801
Then the ban description should state at which point the cult was and whether it was exposed. Banning people for dying due to incompetence is retarded and part of team antag modes
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>>189230917
>Saronsen

It was fun seeing what bullshit he'd get away with this time. There's Goldsteel now, so there's that.
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>>189230917
Dragonbro
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>>189231021
Check the logs. He exposed the cult early and didn't share his word after being told to. He then used a communicate paper to tell everyone that he was mentally incapable.
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>>189231021
Obviously you read something else into the description than I do.

What I get from this is that the guy didn't want to be cult, got culted anyway, then ahelped it (which is what he's supposed to do), and then, for some reason, decided to out the cult, not out of incompetence but with malicious intent.
Doesn't matter if he succeeded in exposing the cult or not, this kind of action is a no-no.
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>>189231164
>>189231179
None of which can be succintly gathered from the ban description
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>>189231293
I don't agree at all.
Fine, write a ban appeal then
This is the wrong place to discuss this shit anyway
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>>189230917
Velard
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>>189231179
Cult was exposed in seconds. Cult was too robust, though. Someone did research and they obviously didn't even need the word.
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>>189231415
>Cult was too robust, though
Don't tell me they STILL won. HOW?
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>>189231349
Fuck back off to Reddit faggot.
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>>189231415
>hey officer, no one got hurt by me running that red light
>so let's just forget it ever happened, alright?
>no need to fine me
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>>189231556
>cult is going loud
>go loud with the cult
>banned
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>coder trying to remove blue vox

Leave my yardbird alone faggot
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@189231547
(you)
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tfw no sec bf to cuff and beat me
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>>189231628
faggot lool
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>>189231597
>person that doesn't want to play cult
>banned from cult
>people see a problem with that
Sometimes I just don't understand you guys
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>>189231547
>>189231623
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>>189231676
They were also banned from newcops and revs

Because we totally want for this guy to play leeroy nukeop or see him try to flash a head of staff
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>>189231349
>write a ban appeal for the admin writing the ban wrong
Back the fuck off??
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>>189231835
You still haven't explained what's wrong with the given ban reason. It's perfectly fine.
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>>189231676
Yeah lets ban him so cultists have to spend a fuckload more time killing him and disposing of the body instead, this fixed so many problems
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>>189231650
DELETE THIS YOU FUCK
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>>189231919
>cultists have to spend a fuckload more time killing him and disposing of the body instead
>what are loyalty implants I literally never heard of them
hope you get b& too.
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>>189231908
I already stated twice why the description is incomplete, babysitting you any further seems like a waste
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>>189231994
Obviously your explanation is shit and incoherent. I think you're just trying to meme us at this point.
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>>189231931
no ;^)
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>>189231919
Didn't some guy add a "if little bitch who self requested a ban is attempted to be converted, their body vanishes and 1 resurrection counter is added" or something?
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>>189231919
Cultbanned people get ashed now and the cult gets a resurrection charge.
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Is there any station besides vg thats actually good and FUN?
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>>189232357
Do we know what happens if you soul shard them?
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>no pr for that paramedic shit yet
Since that anon isnt going to deliver I guess Ill put my own up.

>not sure on name, security medic sounds lame, field medic? Secuity EMT? Idk
>roundstart in security jumpsuit, paramedic hat, boots, sec radio
>NO implant. Implant would cause balance and code issues. Remind the warden to implant your secmed or risk a infiltration point into the sec team
>no additional access, if the secmed needs into the deep brig areas, HoP over to the line
>no weapon permit, hop that ass on over

It works within the current bounds of paramedic, but flavors you as a security tagalong. Should be good for those bored of the ride, or a good training spot for sec newbs using the buddy system.
I dont see any potential balance issues outside of the aforementioned implant vulnerability and that should play out fine
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>>189232828
Maybe corpsman would be suitable title?
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>>189232828
>Remind the warden to implant your secmed
Too bad implants won't do shit to people that are already antags
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>>189232703
no
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>>189232828
>paramed who I cannot legally force out my brig can actually be a roundstart rev or cultist
rick status: pickled
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>>189232960
True. I think an infiltrated secteam makes for an interesting narrative anyway.
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Tfw you tase and cuff everyone after arriving at centcomm so nobody murders anybody
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>>189233073
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>>189233025
How bout colonial marines?
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Sprite is, sprite, is
Sprite girl, my sprite's a girl
My, girl, my sprite's a boy

Girl waifu, boy waifu, straight waifu, gay waifu, meta waifu, real waifu, vox waifu, pox waifu

Still waifu, Still waifu
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>>189232759
It doesn't seem like soul shards have a job ban check tied to them, but I could be wrong.
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>>189233250
Only if you play alien, and even then it's still shit
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bump limit reached, shitpost husbandos until new thread
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>>189135642
Post your dirt on all the codermins past and present
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CLARK KENT, NOW THERE WAS A REAL GENT
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>>189233508
I took 2 minutes to make this someone comment on it
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=21540&sid=3a8c2c309d2f18d34963b7c740a49e6c#p21540
KOLITH HAS BEEN DISCORD BANNED
>APPEALED HAS BEEN DENIED
KOLITH HAS BEEN DISCORD BANNED
>APPEALED HAS BEEN DENIED
KOLITH HAS BEEN DISCORD BANNED
>APPEALED HAS BEEN DENIED
KOLITH HAS BEEN DISCORD BANNED
>APPEALED HAS BEEN DENIED
KOLITH HAS BEEN DISCORD BANNED
>APPEALED HAS BEEN DENIED
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>>189235018
YES fucking glorious
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>>189235018
>discord ban
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>189235018
no one cares discord trash, post it there
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>>189234552
tfw will never get the dicc from ricc
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>>189233036
not implanted? not roundstart sec
fuck off
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new bread when?
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>>189231984
those can actually be removed and are an actual defense mechanism

banned from cult players are unknown until conversion is attempted, and makes an attempted conversion a kill and disposal which is a lot more suspicious if they're meant to come back

cultbanned players having a HUD icon for cultists when
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make a new bread reeeee
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>Player age 1. Assaulted people for seeming no reason with a broken bottle and logged out when robusted. Come to the forums to tell us what happened

What the fuck?
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>>189237301
They were also heavily suspected of ban evasion, I believe.
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>>189235192
Im pretty sure we would have to edit the antag code to prevent you being cult AND having implant.
Thats something Id rather someone like nexis touch
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>>189237301
>What the fuck?
I can't believe it either. There are STILL people who start playing without reading the rules first
Fuck those assholes
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>Run around doing magic
>Spark renewed belief in magic in the HoP
>Acquire more powerful wizard robes.
>The HoP draws a wizard card. The first one is "The Clown"
>I give a speech about how my arrival was prophesied.
>Go to help borgo out moments later.
>drug onto telepad and teleported into Singulo
>Clever girl
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>>189238229
I'm still confused how you managed to pull the handtele out of my internals box while it was simultaneously on the floor, and then put it into my hand and pocket, then back into my backpack, then into my pocket for the rest of the shift.
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>>189237638
>>189237638




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