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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>SORD is the best weapon in the game
>Deff is good now guys
>Engineering mecha soon fellow spessmen
>Heated internet fight over code and exploits

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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Reminder : charcoal saves life
Inject charcoal in any patient that you suspect have been poisoned
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post science husbandos
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>>192136319
Until it gets fixed/changed, a little bit of water and potassium works faster and better.
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>>192136601
But it requires more setup.
Even a paramed can do the charcoal trick.
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>>192136601
>no active rad collectors
>there's only 2

Impressive, but S H I T
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>>192136805
>requires more setup
It requires 20 seconds with a chem dispenser and chemmaster.
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From last night
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>>192137473
You forgot
>Singularity computer is not locked in secure storage
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>>192137170
You don't seem to /get/ engineering. Engineers are not about large numbers. MoMMI are about large numbers.
Engineering is about prepping huge explosions then idling on the opposite end of the ship.

It parallels engineers never fixing breaches while MoMMI fix breaches before antags leave.
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>>192137170

With that much radiation you ONLY need two.
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>securicunts and greyshits think they are robust because they have low latency
can you even cool plasma though
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>>192136601
what would be the primo collector set up for a 4 sing engine? a 1 row ring along the wires leading to the emmiters? maybe knock down the reinforced walls jutting out there?
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>>192137606
>not turning the PA off and feeding the console to the singularity
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>be mommi
>see engine startup is accounted for
>go cool some plasma
>come back
>all collectors ID locked
>engineer is nowhere to be seen
>later some fag uses my cooling loop to destroy the station
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>>192136319
>feed 5u water
>feed 5u potassium
All clear, have a good day
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>>192139306
Another job well done. Do mommi ever chill at the bar?
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>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing
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Do we have any oversized clothing? As in larger than the 32x32 canvas.
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>>192140341
no
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>>192140341
we have guns that are larger than 32x32, but clothing no.

Should be really easy to do so though
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new 64x64 attempt when?
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>>192140631
When you flay off Celt's face and mail it to Cluster.
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>>192140631
The only people pushing for it are now pushing for SS14, which has has 3D graphics. Sprites are a thing of the past
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>>192138130
Crutchbangs for lyfe
Use them to stop greytiders
Use them to steal the Nuke Ops nuke
Use them to flashbang yourself
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>>192141223
>SS14
>people
PJB fan club, total members: 1.

Grief.ly when?
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>>192141223
Oh, right... "to scale nicely"
What's wrong with SVGs?
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>>192141623
>vectors
The overhead. There's no need to need scaling when you already know your two usecases.
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>>192141471
PJB, Cluster, Sood, the guy with the engine and probably some others who dropped from TG or Bay
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what if we added a disease symptom that made people shiny and squeak as they moved?
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>>192142495
Then you'd be adding a system to systematically turn people valid
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>>192141223
>>192140631
The bane of 64x64 is this
>Hard to get even just decent sprites for stuff now
>Our only really talented spriters haven't been seen in over a year
>Halfassed coder sprites look even worse in 64x64
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>>192142728
Kingston syndrome (aka the best syndrome) already does that, so maybe a point for or against it depending on how you see things
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>>192142495
We need to do our best to forget that faggot, not memorialize him.
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>>192142728
I don't see how that would make people valid.
>>192144127
Why so upset? He was a source of laughs.
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>>192142875
Don't forget to add
>requires respriting of every existing sprite
>will have ugly as hell mixels and clashing styles until the complete rework ends
>the codersprites will look even worse when they have to be twice as detailed
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>>192142728
Don't we have a disease already that makes you a catbeast?
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>>192142495
>>192144127
>>192144317
desu I don't see why people thought he was such an oddball. I mean we have xeno impregnation porn and transgender transformation porn in the library. I get he was putting it in his flavortext though
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>>192144460
He's not really banned from anywhere but the discord where he ranted and posted icky stuff after being killed in game.
Not like the discord users are any more degenerate than him, but he also was clearly not right in the head with the way he typed so that probably drove pomf to ban him there.
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>>192144624
This is the guy with the latex feather flavor text right?
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>>192144624
any less*
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>>192144624
He's banned? Though he just took the hint.
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>>192145074
Just from the discord, yes.
He's also been offline in that program ever since.
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>>192144460
No, he is irreversibly like that all the time. And has been for years.
He's the kind of furry that can't see he is being obnoxious. He's the kind of furry that is completely sunk into his made up character permanently. He's the kind of furry that wants to push everyone into his fetishes.
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>>192144624
>posted icky stuff
lemme guess, latex furry shit?
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>>192145543
How new are you to not know what ick/icky is?
And he did post his stuff in dorms, but dorms is a shithole that gets worse stuff anyway.

The xeno was alright, I guess.
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>>192145074
Banned by pomf after he left

>>192145543
Icky as in "Marko Bomb is an asshole because he killed me" while the round was still going
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>>192145717
>>192146037
Oh, duh, ickock. I have a splitting headache right now, ignore me.
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Someone should update the server rules to allow arguing with admins on the Discord.
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>>192137473
Might have been me
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Idea: Solo play a station for X days, then invite Y# of people on as an ERT with the objective of retaking the station from you.

Stupid?
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>>192148670
Host it separately.

i.e. Why would we care?
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>>192148965
Because this is the SS13 thread? Where else should I talk about Space Station 13.
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>>192148670
>know where they're docking
They call me Cuban Pete
>know the objective they're supposed to be taking
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
>autoclone only viable for yourself w-
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom
2 ez 2 loophole.
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>>192148670
Bomb it.
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>>192149185
Assume the goal of the game is for the person to inhabiting the station to provide a challenge, instead of just flooring them.

Fair point though I guess. Maybe spawn in Z# of waves of ERT, or have a different docking point. Or make it Syndicates instead, and give them steel rain.
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>>192140631
I bet if you ask cluster nicely he'd do it
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How to fix rainbow tiles bug?
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>>192141869
That's more overhead than 3d modelling?
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>>192150915
It's more overhead than just resizing everything w/ optimizations.
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>>192144440
It's four times as detailed
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Quick reminder that this cargo bay is sponsored by Sliemiken: Taste the heat.
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>>192151214

Where did she go?
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>>192151382
To find Ian.
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>>192151382
She literally played just last round.
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>>192151413
Ian was in the mining dock, I lazarus'd him like 8 times.
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>>192151413
tfw no hot felicity x ian one on one doujin
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Can someone post their screenshot of their reporting on security from yesterday? I want to say it was Frank Bickerson who did the reporting.
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QM: :s You guys got this or should I arm the crew?
>No response
QM: *Establishes Americastation*
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>>192151626

>>192052084
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>>192151739

And no mass shootouts occured. Funny how that works when everyone can tase someone else.
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>>192151826
>>192151767
Thankyou
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>>192151548

She doesn't like dogs like that :(

She is just a bad communicator because of her condition.
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>>192151824
Probably because there were no antags and no one wanted to be banned.
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>>192151898

Being a tranny?
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>>192151898
>Her condition

And what's her condition?
Being addicted to the knot?
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Americastation used to be harder to do. Still fun though.
Quick reminder, that cargo bay was sponsored by Sliemiken: Taste the heat.
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>>192151898
being a tranny is not a condition you transphobic shit
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>>192151921

you say that, but every round a wizard spawns weapons shit goes down fast.
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>>192152190
Thats because Summon Guns turns 1/4 of the server into antags every time its cast.
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>>192145493
terrel?
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>>192152279
35% on average.
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>>192151964

Please bee patient, Felicity is on the spectrum for autism and has a communication disorder.

Don't make fun of her for
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>>192140335
will downloading VLC make the jukebox function for me?
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>>192152696
Yeah, but only if get the 32-bit one with the IE plugin
Guess what, BYOND is fucking garbage
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>>192141453
How is flashbang not a drink yet?
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>>192152696
I just changed the setting to Windows Media Player and it worked for me
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>>192152102
It literally is though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual-role_transvestism
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>>192153845
>It literally is though
Tranvestism is about clothes, not gender you nitwit.
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Enough talk about latex vox, would you a latex human?
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>>192152102
If its not a condition then why transition in the first place?
or is it because you spend all your time jerking off while wearing dresses?
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>>192154284
No. My dick would chafe and mangle. Lubricants damage latex you know.
Even if we got it to work it'd be like being 12 and humping the couch again.
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>>192154501
>Lubricants damage latex you know.
That's just a plus if you're into BDSM.
>Even if we got it to work it'd be like being 12 and humping the couch again.
You did what now?
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>blob announced
>heads trying to repeatedly call the shuttle
>most of the crew just go to the bar or continue autisming their job
>like 3 people maximum ever fighting the blob
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>Blob plays fast and loose, only puts down extra core after he already won
>Crew derps around and dies to atmos and doesnt capitalize on it
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>>192154587
>You did what now?
Don't play dumb with me
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>>192154501
>lubricants damage latex
Don't use an oil-based lubricant than.
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>>192154697
>cap with his fucking laser gun and op armor chicken out every 5 seconds
>people leaving the guns, 2 firelocks and an airlock of distance
>people asking who recalled
blob is hell but it shows you how some players really are
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>>192154697
>>192154714
>I want to help fight
>HoP gives EVERYONE all access
>ALL the hardsuits are already long gone
>Where the fuck is everyone??
>Find people are in the bar drinking and wearing a hardsuit
>Ask two people for their suit so I can help the blob and they tell me to fuck off
>Never get a suit and unable to help
Fucking fags on this station I swear to LUCIFER
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>>192154925
Next round cult confirmed
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>>192154925
Just wanted to get the nuke ready.
vault was bolted and the disk was on me as I was dragged off to research.
feels bad man
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>>192154925
And there's no way to order more hardsuits from cargo, either, not even softsuits with mags.
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>>192141223
Problem with the tenth something attempt at ss14 is it goes the Dwarf fort route of some guy saying "it'll be better because it'll have gfx and a UI xD".

They spent a few months making like 4 models and animating them before they give up having actually made a game. Dumb fucks should just reuse all the sprites and assets and focus on actually making a game.

What happened to Nexus' project to just remove byond from ss13 as is?
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>>192155042
>>192154925
You can order infinite grey/plasman/vox suits but not human suits.
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>>192154481
I'd never jerk off without a dress.
It's the only patrician way to masturbate.
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>>192154109
Tranny also refers to transexual
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>>192153446
>>192152696
Just keep the ingame streamed music disabled. It's usually ass or immersion breaking anime music anyway
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>>192155021
cant nuke the nuke without the nuke code from the nuke admins, no admins, no nuke, no prays
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>>192155228
Shit taste confirmed
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>>192155276
pretty sure directive 7-12 gives you the code
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>>192155228
AND THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING
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I was the blob, my core was pretty exposed and there was a good stalemate for a while but it helped that the crew were too dumb to use flashbangs, and whoever was sending welder tanks to the front lines to help me blow up the people with laser guns was a big help too
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>>192155042
You can however order clothes recharge packs and med supplies to make unlimited advanced space blankets.
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>>192154501
>needing lubricants
Your dick is already mangled
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>>192155429
Future rounds, you should more agressively lay cores.
They are expensive but so worth it.
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>>192155656
yeah I was actually pretty well confined so I couldnt stretch out far enough to get more cores down, but in the past ive had bad luck with getting useless retards in the cores so im not super into core strats anyways
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>>192155809
unless its been fixed, every resource node they build actually gives you the resources.
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>>192152102
>Gender dysphoria is not a condition
Really made me ponder
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P.S.A that tranny posters are a vocal minority.

Tell your nearest tranny poster to keep it to themselves.
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What do donk pockets taste like?
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>>192156078
Hello Xevonix, are you done being a woman in a man's body yourself?
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>>192152102
Even playing Vidya games is considered a mental condition. Has its own disease ID code n everything.
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>>192157398
>this is what trannies believe
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>>192157260
I imagine them being like chiko rolls or sausage rolls, or maybe shitty burritos.
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>>192157312
Hello Donnager, are you done being a woman in a man's body yourself?
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>>192157646
Who's Donnager?
And excuse me, I'm a skeleton trapped in a man's body.
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>>192154109
Not what I was referring to, but that's also a diagnosable condition.
One mentioned on that page, even! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestic_fetishism
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>>192157312
Astringent Twinkie?
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>>192152096
those old firelocks sprites man. They were so much better.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU >>192157312 >>192157646
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>>192152102
>there are probably trannies on the same server as you
>they might even be shitcurity
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>>192159249
grimlock plays sec, yeah
grimlock's character is a tranny too
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>>192159249
>probably
>might
hehehehe
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>>192159361
grimlock is also shitcurity
remember that time they went round cuffing and dragging people to the chapel at the start of the round because someone took a lot wood and made coffins at the bar
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>>192159547
>someone
Vamp mime, IIRC
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>>192159679
Doesn't excuse that behaviour that is beyond een tier
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>>192159763
Just cause I wrote a guide that said you could punch antags then feed them syndi-cakes to see if it healed them, Doesn't mean I ever actually did that.
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>>192155570
Dude it's a latex person
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>>192159872
It xXx~*/does/*~XxX mean that because of you we can't have nice things.
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>>192160558
Oh definitely, I never have denied that it was my fault a lot of features were nerfed or removed. Looking back I do regret it. Things like nanites took /years/ for someone to re-add them after they were kneejerked out because of me.
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>>192151898
>>192151450
>>192151214
>felicity shitposting starts again when they start playing
Really boggles my noggles.
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Am I late to the PJB hatefest?
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>>192161389
No. Your image reinvigorated the fire inside me to shitpost. Pierre is a walking talking pajeet meme. Never have I ever met someone so incompetent, but so deft in convincing the uninitiated that he is a master of weaving programming abstractions into masterpieces, solely by the confidence he exudes.
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>>192161389
Very.
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>>192161389
>>192161782
>>192161801
When your arts and crafts artisans start thinking they're professional designers creating the next Nike. These codemonkeys need a Real Software Enginer (c. BSD license) to show them some Real Kode (c. Klossy Kodertan).
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>>192161389
wasn't this back when the server was literally running out of RAM and crashing?
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>>192161389
>Unused RAM is wasted RAM.
He's... not.. um, wrong...? but the point of writing good good is being able to get away with bad code "later"
Considering we've ongoing development, you code well so twits like him can't pull down the upholstery easily
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>>192162076
>Unused RAM is wasted RAM.
Byond uses a castrated scripting language to make gaym go zoom zoom. There's no way to interface with the primary memory to make optimizations so in this case he's just spouting a meme he heard before and trying to justify his use of bloated apps. Which is the wrong reason to fight for "free RAM is wasted RAM."
t. Acktuale developer
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>>192162076
The "unused RAM is wasted RAM" parroting is always taken completely out of context. It comes from Android development, for hardware reasons.
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>>192161389
Lmao I was talking to this guy a year ago and I remember he used "API" a lot when he didn't know what he was talking about
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wow we sure have a lot of pent-up hate for PJB huh
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>>192162685
We've always hated PJB.
We hated him even when he was actually still writing code for us.
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>>192162685
Pent up is the wrong phrase. The geyser's already been released and is spraying shit everywhere. It's more like an oil well that's been lit on fire, that's gonna burn for a long ass while until all of our long list of grievances is voiced.
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Who was the one that was underage?
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>>192162516
This explains why he threw so many shitfits over formatting and leaves so many passive-aggressive comments in PRs over formatting. He needs a simple topic he can bitch about where he can't be objectively wrong.
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>>192162909
There are/have been multiple underaged people on the server.
Who are you talking about?
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>>192162909
Plapatin
PJB
Senaat1
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>>192162960
(You)
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>>192162019
Yes.
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>>192163151
That must be one small limit if one retard can fill it up.
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>>192163398
Or one big retard.
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>>192163398
Do you not know what memory leaks are.
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>>192163487
I used to use GNOME 3, so I'm fully aware what mem leaks are. The only cause for that is poor oversight during the programming process.
>>192163151
I really am curious what the limit is, because if it's small then PJB is just a bumbling idiot, but if it's large PJB is a full fledged security risk.
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>>192163398
I think BYOND's memory limit is like 2GB.
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>>192163769
Holy shit! This game was DOA, that's 2000's level of fucking RAM.
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>>192163925
BYOND launched in 1996.
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>>192164016
And now it's 20 years later, but yet the clusterfuck that is Windows development managed to work out solutions. Personally, I'm not aware of why it hasn't been added, except a real lack of initiative on the maintainers' part.
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>>192163925
BYOND is a notoriously terrible engine.
The only reason people still use it is because SS13 has grown so large that attempting to recreate it on another engine seems to always end in the team giving up.

It's a giant castle made out of garbage and no one has the drive to tear it down and construct a proper castle from scratch by themselves.
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>>192163654
>poor oversight
Oversight sure, but it doesn't take a big oversight.

>>192164016
Is that enough of an excuse to shitpost on /vr/?
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>>192164281
https://github.com/griefly/griefly/
PJB was "helping" on this one too. Iirc he got shit on in the comments for being an armchair contributor.
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>>192164234
BYOND is run by one guy. He does all the coding, testing, everything. He doesn't let anyone else see the code for fear that they will leak it.
He's also a moron, so in addition to being the only one working on BYOND, his work is subpar.
For example, he won't fix any engine bugs that we find if we don't provide test cases in isolation for them, even if they can be reliably reproduced in SS13. The reason for this is that his computer is so shitty it takes him like half an hour to compile an SS13 server and get it running.
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>>192164571
Time to RE his code and "port" it to Linux and release the source code. Fuck that guy.
>milking your shitty codebase for all its worth
>people still donate
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>>192164571
>he won't fix any engine bugs that we find if we don't provide test cases in isolation for them, even if they can be reliably reproduced in SS13
Honestly that's not a bad policy. Eliminates the possibility of the bug being exclusive to the monster that is SS13 and saves him a lot of time. If it can so reliably be reproduced in SS13 there shouldn't be much issue making an isolated bug report, right?
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>>192164716
>Time to RE his code
You say that like it's an easy thing to do. I'm sure people have tried, but it hasn't happened yet.
N3X15 even tried to write an interpreter for the DM language and gave up on it.
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>>192164892
>If it can so reliably be reproduced in SS13 there shouldn't be much issue making an isolated bug report, right?
Just because you know how to make a thing happen doesn't mean you can find out why it happens.
Lummox could find out why it happens because he has debugging tools. But he won't use them on SS13 because his computer can't handle SS13.

It's like the icon corruption bug we have. It can be produced very reliably with the X-ray gun. Nothing in the X-ray gun's code seems like it would cause icon corruption, but it does. Lummox might be able to find out why with his debugging tools, but he refuses to use them.
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>>192164568
https://github.com/griefly/griefly/issues/375
You were not wrong, anon.
>>192164937
It ain't easy. Hell, reversing a 1MB app is giant PITA, byond would be kms-tier, but it'd be worth it and I'll take it up if this game is still around in a few years.
>N3X15
Heh. That manchild can't code himself out of a fizzbuzz whiteboard.
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>>192165418
If you do ever try to reverse engineer it and release the source, I wish you luck.
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>>192165949
I appreciate it, this one sentiment will carry with me for some while.
>>192165960
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>>192165960
>>192165418
>>192164568
>writes essays on his armchair programming analysis
>good natured source maintainer has to spend time replying to all of his points
>spirals into straight up shitflinging and wasting everyone's time
>not even listed as a contributor on the project
Pieter's dad shouldn't have left the family. He might have turned out not fat too.
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>Being comfy building on the derelict
>tfw just figured out how ore processing right when the round ended

Well, I guess I'm ready as I'll ever get to help out the station.
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>>192166891
>EVE
>Chrome
>Outlook
>Discord
>PST
>Windows apps still locked to taskbar
>Cortana enabled
What IRCs you in tho?
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>>192159763
No, it does. Fuck vamps. Fuck them so hard. If they succ even ONE person, it's game over. You HAVE to stomp vamps or it ruins EVERYONES round.
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>>192167030
Parahumans and synirc.
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you know man, i really wish more peoples ordered stuff from cargo
it's kinda boring after a while, you finish building your autism cargo, them nobody orders anything anymore after the roundstart rush
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>it's a mime steals all the important equipment then dies a massively anticlimactic death episode
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>>192167129
Neva heard of them, those some online sex chatrooms?
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>>192167130
That's why cargo usually ends up building a singularity because 'whatever, nothing else is happening anyway'
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>>192167074
I saw this in the bar and laughed my ass off.
the bone throne looks good.
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>>192167135
>find out you cannot replace the telescience console board.
fucking mime.
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>>192167135
What happened to the mime anyway? They broke out of their cell, but I still had their ID and all of their clothes.
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>>192164716
It's like how you give druggy hobos food instead of money when you decide to experience getting robbed.
You're still giving leeway for drugs, but they're less likely to go hungry.
>>192165178
If we mailed him a $40 box from 2007 so he could run it, would he fix those bugs?
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>>192167130
Hey, I hit y'all up for shit a bunch.

Also christ those xenos came from nowhere and killed the entirety of medical.

>>192167168
Dude, synirc is like the second biggest IRC chat conglomerate on earth other than freenode.
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>>192167214
i stepped on a bluespace fruit and got flung into space
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>>192167130
>assistant
>go to cargo and pay for a full toolbelt and gloves
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that round was pure exhaustion for security. we never got any officers (besides the braindead sec guy) so it was just the detective doing stuff
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>>192164281
They always give up because they waste too much time trying to make it 3d with realistic lighting, shadows, character sprite animations and other pointless shit when they could literally just copy and paste the sprites and assets we already have.

That's why Dwarf fortress has so many failed clones.
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>>192167273
A bluespace fruit grown by a nonantag who spread them across the station, by the way.
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>>192167103
>NO IF YOU PLAY SECURITY YOU DO IT TO POWERGAYME IT'S FOR THE BEST
Dumb tranny.
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also sorry to the one prisoners i was too harsh on. everyone else was a mischief maker, though. ya'll know what you did

>>192167425
the det dumped him in solitary, but when I checked up on him, he was gone. oh well
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>>192167425
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I disguised myself as an assistant and was ready to steal everything again, but NO, gotta get cockblocked
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>>192167451
You've never played against a vamp then, I take it.

Look. Powergaming as Sec is a terrible practice, and I stand besides that - but if you give a vamp the benefit of the doubt, they will ALWAYS end up killing everyone. They're fucking broken, man, and everyone knows it.
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>>192167231
It's possible, but not likely.
There are other bugs that he has already been told how to fix and he won't do it, either because he doesn't feel like it or he doesn't like the suggested fixes.
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>>192167425
Nonantag can put anything on the floor. Walk responsibly or learn2lynch
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>>192167273
that's unlikely, bluespace fruit is coded to avoid sending you onto a turf that is space.
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>setting up the R-UST with the atmos tech
>realize I have no idea what I'm doing
>hear that the CMO is watching sensors
>rip my helmet off and space myself
>read the wiki while I'm dead
>blame it on a nonexistent unknown in a engineering hardsuit after getting revived
>turns out if I did what I was doing in the first place, it would have worked
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>>192167460
I fed him his own frost oil pill, then shot my self, after you left with my body a alien hunter came out of the vents, ate him, and ran off with his body.
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>>192167451
It's just one of two ways of handling the scenario.

If you have a Gamemode that has some un-fun aspect to it, Security can either respond by powergaming it, or just not giving two hoots about it because they know either way, it won't be a good round. One example of this is malf. I am very happy to get doorshocked to death in my office as Sec by a malf AI, because I know that it won't be a fun, exciting round even if I live. Other officers respond differently, and that's fine.
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>>192167546
>l-look it's ok because too strong
It's never ok, stop acting like an idiot. I bet you're that guy who just opens a TTV in a low pop round because the wizard decided to be friendly.
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>>192167619
Thank you for that. I'm glad justice was served
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>>192167596
You made 750W by the time the shuttle docked, you did good.
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>>192167176
Only cuz no-one ever orders shit
Or we get assistants come up and demand crates without paying for them
Or we get people wordlessly break in and start using the autolathe
Or we get fucks break all our windows and doors so random fucks break in, steal shit and interrupt us the one time when we actually have work to do
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>>192167596
HAHAHAHA
Should have just admitted
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>>192167818
Sorry, 750MW
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>>192167818
>750W
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>>192167247
>synirc
>all the channel names are gibberish
>if not gibberish just plain astericks
What did he mean by this?
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>>192167818
How can it be improved?
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Vampires can unironically take out a deathsquad with one full succ.
The issue lies in the fact that a single eyeflash cablecuff gets them to the same power level of a ling getting 8 or so genomes due to how they work when succing someone dry.
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>>192168172
It's like I really am The Martian!
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>>192168167
>Not speaking 1980s web code.

Look at this filthy pleb. I bet you use facebook messenger and skype too.
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>>192168280
I'm not the one using Windon't, anon. All my IRCs are over multi-encrypted protocol services B^).
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>>192167130
You can only be so proactive too, Once you put out a table full of burgs, pizza, fruit, meat and so on then all there is to do is wait for a valid reason to americanize the station.
Yeah you can send 10 med crates to medical, but they will only need that done once a round.
Making vending machines is fun atleast.
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>>192168173
I was going to improve the cooling loop, but no time.
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>>192168384

Its not like any of that will save you from big brother.
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>>192167643
>friendly wizard
Low pop murder boning is bad, but friendly wizards are even worse. Might as well be extended at that point with the conflict being the random events that are really not an issue.
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>>192168485
Jokes on you, my computer is in a large cement box at the bottom of Marina's trench that I have to ssh into anytime I want to shitpost.
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>>192168530
So you defend powergaming to defend the fun of others but your definition of fun eludes me.
Extended with wizards is bad but extended with dead vamps killed without ever having committed a single crime isn't. Really makes me think.
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>>192168390
Sending stuff to dpts. is nice, but usually the fundamental issue is that they're understaffed. Last round we had a very friendly cargo sending us secways and stuff, but it was just me so they didn't do any good. Still appreciated them though.
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>>192168624

Jokes on you my computer is a figment inside your imagination in the middle of your long-term coma dream.

Please wake up, we miss you.
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>>192168769
This isn't real life anon, please wake up we've been trying to get in contact with you for a long time. You're asleep and you need to wake up. Please anon, the world you're in right now isn't real. Wake up.

Wake up before it's too late.
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>>192168624
Jokes on you, Out Of Memory Management will happily kill sshd right before killing whatever was asking for memory.
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>>192169540
Jokes on you, my system wasn't configured by PJB.
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>>192167595
got flung into depressurized area and flew into space*
still total buzzkill
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>>192167425
Apparently it was escalation counter-griff for the captain griffing botany
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>>192168172
>>192168278
Post the one but it's a botanist
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yo someone teach me assembly frames.
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>>192170395
>captain griffing botany
This nigga runs the same 'plant bluespace slipp singulo plants in dirt patches in main hallways' gimmick every time he plays botany.
Besides, he wasn't griffed, he was told to stop growing dangerous plants, and when he didn't stop, those plants got killed.
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>>192172413
In my experience
>Roll mechanic
>Get your toolbelt all set
>Put on glubs
>Grab assembly frames outta locker
>Nobody's set up power, you gotta do it
>Get sidetracked building a TEG
>Medbay's front doors are fucked up they need an engineer and you're the only one on the manifest
>Meteors, gotta go get a hardsuit and fix the breach
>Air's refilling too slow, gotta hack into atmos and set up a better distro
>Emagged doors near cargo, grab a solder and go fix them
>Oh shit dead body in cargo, gotta drag it to medbay
>Where are all the doctors?? There are like eight bodies here and nobody working
>Start cloning
>Force the APC to speedclone
>What the fuck is this cryo mix it's just the starting cryox?
>There are no pills in the chem fridge except bicaridine and antitoxin...
>Get three people back to health and tell them to handle the other clone jobs while you set up pills
>The emergency shuttle has been called. Reason: All heads of staff dead
>Fix up the last few bodies with souls in 'em and hurry over to the shuttle
>Smelelele
>What was I doing this shift?

Hope that helps
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>>192168628
If they kill someone that's a crime, if they don't kill someone idk how they would of gotten caught. But killing them then could be avoided I suppose. Maybe lock em in a xenobio cell and do some experiments
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>>192170395
>Be detective
>Only me and the warden as security
>captain informs me that botany is farming death nettles and orders me to shut it down
>Walked in Botany
>Told them the captain ordered me to get rid of their death nettle farm, destroy the plants and leave
>came back later and they grew more
>goddammit.jpg
>inform the captain, she ordered weed control crates and ends up gassing their farm while I was taking a shit
>botanist vowing revenge over coms
>continue on with the shift, trying to find the buttbot spammers in between greyshit and mine shenanigans robbing and looting everything.
>captain says botany is growing bluespace tomatoes
>wave it off as I didnt want to completely neuter any chance for them to grow neat stuff
>see Phillip planting the watermelons all over the station
>ends up causing a bunch of shit, getting multiple people killed
>throw him in solitary and force feed him a frost oil pill he had In his bag
>blow my brains out
>mf during that entire round
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>>192172810
Mate did you even fucking read the conversation?
Someone mass produced coffins in the middle of the bar for everyone to see, they saw that and proceeded to go around stunning, cuffing and dragging people who worked near the bar to the chapel. The mime did happen to be a vampire.
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>>192173804
Nope did not read it at all.
That's pretty scummy.
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>>192173804
I didn't, actually. It was a single coffin in the Theatre, which I scanned for prints, found fibers from the Mime on, and THEN arrested them. Like >>192167103 said, I kind of had no choice but to test the mime out, since even one succ and they're unstoppable. Still feel kind of bad about it, though.
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>>192174186
Yeah because a coffin is a serious crime you fucking faggot.
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fuck clown goblins
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>>192174219
Being a vampire is though.
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>>192174219
It's absolutely out of place, and I couldn't exactly ask the mime to come to the chapel with me. I'm not gonna make apologies - I did what I had to.
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>>192173423
>gassing their farm
Wew. Plantbgone grenades kill everything, ruin seed stats and make it impossible to grow anything becaus elal the trays are toxic forever. Was botanist killing people with the nettle or something?
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>madbird Hachi offers experimental surgery in medbay
>go take her up on it
>hachi brain swaps me into a wizards body and gives me my old UI UE
>eventually find some wizard clothes
>get access fucking spells galore
>go around killing clown goblins and making space station 13 great again
>head to escape
>encounter blob
>prevent blob from spreading onto the shuttle using Mutate
>board shuttle at last moment
>almost get validated by crew member for being a literal wizard
>hachi manages to talk him down
amazing stuff
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>>192174468

you lazed me bro!
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>>192174549
oh shit did I?
might have been when I was trying to buckle in on the shuttle
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>>192174219
>exaggerating what happened this fucking hard, then backtracking like you never said it
i don't care for jean at all but holy shit you're a faggot
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>>192174419
Nope, captain had me shut it down before they produced a mass of them, had a bunch of death berries and poisonous berries we ended up torching as well.
And they ended up using dirt plots to grow after that, at least to make their bluespace lube revenge plants, that were placed everywhere in central hall.
Since nettles are contraband seeds and death nettles are extremely toxic I saw why the captain would want to shut them down, albeit its not something you see happen often. Since they took it out on the entire station rather than the captain or security specifically,I regret nothing about shutting down those nettle plants, and do regret not gassing them a second time when captain mentioned they were growing bluespace tomatoes.
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>>192174621
>backtracking
Where is the fucking backtracking you shit.
Mass coffins were made in a public place, they meta'd hard and pretend to feel bad about it.
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>>192174419
>becaus elal the trays are toxic forever
Just pour some water in dumbo
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Name ONE (1) good coder.
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>>192174919
exadv1
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>>192174919
Unknown-as-Captain
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>>192174919
Anyone who actually puts comments in their code to explain what that line is for.
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>>192174919
Clusterfack
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>>192175020
A good programmer knows when to put his chromosomal-deficient baby down.
>>192175064
>// I can't be fucked to optimize this but it makes the cache loop work
>following: 100 lines with no comments
>// Lel fuck off [insert contributor] and go shit up another codebase
>// This assigns a variable
>>192175150
Yes.
>>192174919
me
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>>192174919
I'll do 5:
Kufrrfursrst
690000Bauds
Flusteredcuck
... Shit I'm out.
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>>192175276
Exadv1 doesn't code for ss13 and barely plays.
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>>192175064
Comments are not for explaining what each line does. That should be self-apparent, with little exceptions.
Comments are for explaining why is it doing that.
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>>192175390
He's the closest thing to a programmer out of everyone mentioned.
>>192175396
>self-apparent
Check out this sweet one liner
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>>192175276
>those comments
It was hammered into my skull, during my freshman college years, to put a comment behind almost everything in your code.
Mainly because if you didn't on the exam projects or assignments, you immediately get a failing grade.
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>>192175465
Yeah, but then your code looks like this.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/datums/recipe.dm
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>>192172754
This is pretty much lowpop in a nutshell
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>>192175515
The only problem with those comments are that they don't respect line length, are in-line comments instead of above, and could be cut down without dumb shit like
> //WE FOUND IT MA
> //The arcane magic rises again
The length is fine as long as it helps onlookers.
>>192175465
Same.
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>>192175515
Well just leave out the snarky attitude and simply use them to explain what it does and what does what to make it do that, and its nice for people looking at it who are not familiar with the code.

Or you could //it just works.
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>>192175515
Why does it have to come to this
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/game/smoothwall.dm
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>>192175515
>github has all the changes done under a certain commit grouped together
>you can't browse history for just one file
>javascript to load the full history for a commit
What a terrible and memey service. The fresh out of college webdevs should be round up and forced to moderate child pornography forums.
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>>192176012
>// FOR THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO MAKE ALL MY COMMENTS IN CAPS
And this PR was accepted? What a terrible coding team.
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>>192176014
>you can't browse history for just one file
Yes you can, there's a button in the top-right of the file view to show all the commits which touched that file.
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>>192176109
Please point to me the button, because I've tried all five and none of them can be described as useful.
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>>192176107
Dude that's several levels below the worst we have.
Someone link genetics code please.
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>>192176224
It shows a list of every commit that made changes to the file. You can click the individual commits to see what changes were made by them.
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>>192176107
Someone has to shoulder the mantle.
Byond code isn't nice, neither is GitHub.
Byond reminds me a bit of a bastard child of python and java that should of been aborted
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>>192176107
>PR
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>>192168628

Go fuck yourself then go back to bay.

Any antag should be dealt with ASAP, friendly wizard changeling vampires can suck a dick while I laser them to death.
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>>192176371
>shows list of every commit that made changes
See:
>github has all the changes done under a certain commit grouped together
>you can't browse history for just one file
>javascript to load the full history for a commit
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We need Psychologist on the server.
I want to pretend to be a doctor without doing anything but drink coffee and spouting sociology terms.
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>>192176591
I've got an even better position that fulfils all of those requirements. Please make an application on the admin forums.
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>>192176453
To an extent. Don't need to become TG
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>>192176453
le forcefeed everyone holy water and implants because someone took a paper bin redittor
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>>192176494
Does BLAME work better for you? It shows the change history of every line, latest first, with layers of commits.

>>192176591
Join with a useless job like IAA and ask the HoP for a denomination change. And get the office in arrivals maybe.
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Idea for new gamemode:
It's like Vox Raiders except it's actually blob
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Idea for new gamemode:
It's like Vox Raiders except they are latex
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>>192176879
>BLAME
Not that one either. All I get is a page full of code and nothing pointing me to what the fuck any of it is.
>this guy altered this code
That's great, GitHub, but how did he alter it? Where is your green/red formatting? How is this feature any different from History except being on the same level of uselessness? Perhaps I'm missing something, but it doesn't seem like any of this was thought of too much.
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>>192176879
You gotta be careful with Blame because sometimes people move a bunch of oldcode to a new file or use a REGEX script to change a ton of shit and aren't necessarily writing that from scratch but because they 'changed' it, it shows it as their work. I mean I'm all up for blaming PJB for things but if you want the real answer you gotta dig sometimes. And on happy occasions it's still him to blame after digging!

>>192176107
Most of the absolute worst code and comment offenses predate /vg/ as a codebase. How surprised would you be to learn that even after many years we still rely on many things written in badcode that would never be accepted under modern standards but no one is motivated enough to fix them
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>>192176591
There's actually a psychiatrist/psychologist datum in the code. It's commented out but it's there.
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>>192177135
>Most of the absolute worst code and comment offenses predate /vg/ as a codebase. How surprised would you be to learn that even after many years we still rely on many things written in badcode that would never be accepted under modern standards but no one is motivated enough to fix them
Unsurprised. You see it a lot with all sorts of programming projects from hobbyist to enterprise. The first solution implemented will be the one that sticks, no matter the pleas and promises of the programmers saying how they will fix it later, it never gets fixed.
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>>192177135
>Most of the absolute worst code and comment offenses predate /vg/ as a codebase
This
When people blame BYOND, 75% of the time it's just oldcode.
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>>192177135
Bad code?
How fucked is it? And how much shit does it effect.
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>>192177291
Most of the time "it just werks", it's things like this: just as an example, the supply computer (inside the cargo office) and the supply ordering computer (outside of the cargo office) use the same interface to let you order crates right? That whole thing is copy/pasted. It would've been way better and more maintainable to write it using inheritance but they didn't.

How bad it is varies. Sometimes it means runtimes and bugginess. Most of the time it just means it's harder to read and takes up fucktons of lines so you have to read a lot more, and poorly documented to boot.
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>>192177291
Bad in terms of syntax/maintainability. Relative pathing and lots of copy+paste, for example.
Almost all xeno Life() code is copy+pasted from human Life() code. Xeno larvae have code for handling obesity even though they can't get fat, because their code was taken from humans.

In most cases it affects the most important stuff in the game, because the worst code is the oldest and the oldest code is also usually the most integral to the game's functioning.
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>>192177429
Gotcha, when I have nothing better to do I'll look at that. But honestly id more likely just play than be bothered if its not fucking shit up.
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>>192177095
You are looking for the diff. Click on the name of the commit, it will show chunks of files the changes made relative to the previous version of the file. Just below the name and commit message there's a switch between Unified and Split version for better visualization.
Commits are bundles of changes, to one or more files. History is to see the commits on a file by date, name and author, Blame is to see the commit and who the fuck changed this specific line of code on this file.
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>>192177291
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/58def87fedc25b491eb63abd0a369a82b2c90558/code/game/dna/dna2_helpers.dm
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>>192177468
If I ever touch xeno code id end up removing or greatly reducing face huggers rate of ripping off hardsuit helmets, so ill just stay away from that.
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>>192177645
There are so many examples, just cataloging them all would be a massive endeavor of its own
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>>192177681
Then we're back to the whole:
>javascript to load the full history for a commit
>any non-default browser settings breaks it
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>>192177723
//How did this happen?
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>>192177821
The other option is to download a git managing program, discover how to use it enough and checking with weird commands what did they mean by this.
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>>192177965
Yeah, I can browse and retrieve all I need just using the CLI git, but I was just ranting about shitty programming for a programming-facing app.
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>>192177757
Seriously? It's 15%.
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^
If you can't beat them
join them
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>>192178485
What about our spaceman behavior do you think we can change to avoid becoming just a mechanically complex game of TTT?
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>>192178124
Shouldn't be a thing for hardsuit helmets, welding masks? Sure
Space helmets that are sealed for space exposure? Ye nah
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>>192178553
Private servers with only community apps/recommendations.
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>>192178675
Penetrating regular space helmets is accurate to the movies. RIG helmets, I dunno.
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>>192178948
Their push rate doesn't feel reduced at all, and now if you try to attack a nest you'll have your helmet tore off almost immediately forcing you to either retreat, pick it up as the alien rushes you, or continue in for the next one to violate your face.I was gone when this change was made, I guess aliens kept getting their shit pushed in or something
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Once you're borged you're free to choose to forget your past life, right?
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>>192179650
Yes

If you're asked to rat out other antags just say "I dunno", you only get to lie about it if you're not borged yet
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>>192179650
Yeah. The thing you can't do is "remember wrong" in order to lie if you're law 2'd.
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>>192179859
You get to lie if your MMI is removed too, though depending on your antag objectives you should fight tooth and nail to avoid getting taken out of the borg (probable harm)
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This is why we don't allow ERPers bros.
Could you imagine having to read this shit in deadchat?
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>>192180469
>wraphs
>20 inch
Are they 14 or something?
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>>192178485
What is TTT
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>>192180469
Have a whole z-level not have its dialogue and emotes broadcast.
Done.
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>>192180580
Either underage or high functioning autism/another developmental disorder, could be both.

>>192180835
So have a space hotel z-level specifically for ERP that didn't spam emotes basically.
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>>192180469
>Could you imagine having to read this shit in deadchat?
Yes but to be fair you have to be exceedingly intelligent to imagine ERP on /vg/. The crude fucking is easy to catch but without an extensive understanding of the Karma Sutra and sexual histories the TRUE pleasure will go over the typical player's head. There is also the characters' voracious outlook, deftly interwoven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the likes of Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay, for instance (both who's ideals have transformed extensive amounts of characters in current time's vore culture). The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual and mental capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these meals, to realize they're not just sexy - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike ERP truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in prey always craving being eaten, which itself is a cryptic reference to Karbo's Felarya. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the average ERPer's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have an ERP tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 sex points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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>>192180835
Then we can load up a taxi pod with greysuits armed with toolboxes to have them hunt down these degenerates and lynch them in front of one another.

Sounds fun.
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>>192181125
>tfw I remember when taxi pods got merged and I've yet to see one

Build one already mechanics!
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>>192180469
>he doesn't know about librarians
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>>192180795 >>191564978
https://youtu.be/xt3tQqVj3Is
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>>192182134
Too much of a brainlet, is that picture trying to express valid culture vs muh rp, we build culture?
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>>192182345
Presumably it means that TTT rejects tend to drag Light RP players down to their level creating a highly polarized divide between those who want to be MedRP and those who want to be NoRP because the middleground of Light is debased and destroyed. That's just my interpretation though.

I don't think it's true though, we have a good balance here on /vg/.
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>>192181124
What's the wubba lubba dub dub of ERP?
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>>192182485
>No RP in an RP influenced game.
How boring. Might as well be TG where
> security stuns and cuffs you then takes your pen and pokes you
> any and everyone will fight and pursue you to the death if they see you doing something illegal.
> valids secured let's go home
Not that none of that happens here, it's just no where near as bad. And heavy/med RP isn't any better, paperwork, nonsensical red tape to go through to brig or demote someone. Ban requests for arresting and searching someone doing illegal shit because muh code green!
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so speakers in assemblies can't activate voice analyzers in the same assembly, but they can in other assemblies? I spent way too long figuring this out.
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SPACE LAW IS A SUGGESTION
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Fun round uncovering the clowns secrets among other tabloid articles.
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>>192184012
K-kind of. It's complicated. Use of Lethal Force for example is very important and if ignored entirely bad things happen. It's also useful to be able to back yourself up if an admin begins an inquisition on you
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>>192162685
People have just been primed to hate PJB now, and since we have access to so many things he has said its easy to set people off.
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>>192177279
No really BYOND does cause a shitload of the problems though.
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Do multitools still exist?
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>>192184012
Playing security nowadays is just suffering most of the time, you're either the only officer/single detective or its just you and one other. Not to mention
>big influx of greyshitters
>they are always causing trouble start to finish
>will get arrested them scream bloody murder trying their damnedest to invite a riot/revolution against you
>can't bring and leave them without coming back to a broken brig cell
>will throw an even bigger fit when you extend their time for breaking the cell
Really makes you want to enforce that permabrig sentence for repeat offenders
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>>192184675
Yes.
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>>192184740
Manpower is the biggest issue. I had a round the other day where it was just me with 2 repeat-offender goofballs with all access evading arrest, and attempting to trade away all access to the trader. When I finally caught them both and dumped them in Solitary, it was a massive pain to escort both prisoners to escape simultaneously, as every little step required micromanagement. (Getting internals on both of them as the entire station was bombed). Next time I'll just inject 10 units from the lethal injection into them both (it's just chloral) into them and drag them to escape that way.
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>>192184740
That's most of why I don't play sec, So many people are habitual shitters. Back when I played sec there was this guy who would spawn assistant, get geared up, and try to hack into the armory without fail every round. If someone stopped him he would suicide succumb in the cell and alt tab to try again next round. He did this for round after round, Yet the second I lasered him instead of brigging him he adminhelped and got me yelled at.
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>>192184675
Yes. You won't find a supply of them in primary tool storage, although an autolathe can supply the whole crew from one sheet of metal and one sheet of glass.
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>>192185143
it's less satisfying, but the way to "win" there is just to tase&cuff and go

AHELP: johnny rombles has attempted to break into the armory 3 times today, each time suiciding whenever he gets caught. non antag
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>>192185143
If its funny or witty to some extent I don't mind. However when its just X keeps attacking Y, X attempts to break out, X has stolen xyz now. You're stuck babysitting them the entire time.
>inb4 antag meta, convince assistants to pester, the one or two security officers all Shift
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>>192179297
it was included as an element of the facehugger update; previously it was like 50% rip rate on hardsuit helmets. In a separate PR before that though xenos lost the double burn modifier, so "xenos got their shit shoved" should not have been a strong consideration for helmet ripping.
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>>192185143
>Doing the same shittery every round is not metagaming, but knowing that someone is going to do that and acting upon it is metagaming ;^)

Admins have this mentality.
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>>192186278
The best part is that it wasn't even proactive, it was reactive. (proactive being dumping all of the armory into the locker at roundstart)
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>>192186393
>>192186278
Eh I'm nearing the point of either going to enforce the perma sentence for repeat offenders, or just stop playing security and go back to having no security
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>>192186538
>enforce the perma sentence for repeat offenders

Do this, it's the right thing. And if greytidemins jobban you, it means you did good.
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Getting secbanned in this server is like going to Valhalla.

Suffer not the shitters to live, perish fighting the good fight.
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>>192184012
Space Law is a guideline. Guideline means you should follow it. Nothing in the rules suggest following space law exactly is bad, the rules specifically state "SPACE LAW IS THE LAW"
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>>192186859
are you sexbanned on /vg/?
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Lobotomies for all offenders.
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>>192186961
>tfw sexbanned IRL
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>>192188491
So being ugly?
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>>192182789
*does the sex move*
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>>192189282
Court order.
Let's just leave it at that.
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>>192186597
>mfw I just want to do detective shit
>only 'officer' so am forced to babysit repeat offender greyshits that cause trouble from start to end
Feelsbadman
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>>192189382
Ooh, I see.
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>tfw just want to detective work
>only sec
>forced to arrest criminals
>get sec banned for doing my job
Feels Greek man
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>>192189803
It's a mystery why we don't have security players anymore.
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>>192189874
Sec is a battle of attrition that gets worse and worse as the round progresses.
All other jobs increase in power as the round continues, except sec.
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>>192189803

Not on /vg/ surely?
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>>192189803
>solo sec as a Warden
>[15:31:14]ADMIN: HELP: Swagman55/(Barney Calhoun): what the fuck is wrong with this warden? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[15:32:06]ADMIN: PM: Swagman55/(Barney Calhoun)->Meet me in dorms/(Greyson Laurenzi): he arrested 3 different people while patrolling, he arrested the assistant and I for being in the captain's office because someone destroyed the wall and allowed others in there
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>>192190082
This is true. The only "increase" in power for sec are minor overseen exploits that can be done in under 5, like sticking a highcap power cell into your baton for 100 stuns. Having an armory stuffed full of guns does little for non-antag shenanigans.
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>>192190082
I'll always do what I can to help sec, just ask nigga. What do you want from botany? Donuts? Novaflowers?
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>>192190192
to be fair, I've been arrested incredibly often for fixing damage.
It takes minutes to repair what took seconds to break.
And by minutes i mean like one
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>Honorable Mime walks around the station with me on Pull and points me to evidence.
>Finds evidence it's Felicity Rivera who's the traitor.
>Finds evidence it's Hachi who's the traitor.
>Both go "Nu uh, din do it."
>Ok, fuck it, they are obviously traitors.
>"Come for trial or die."
>Both are in space, no one has seen them since roundstart.
>I wait in brig for someone to show up, put up a wanted poster.
>I can't really fuck off into space as I don't know where they went, I have no security to back me up.
>Deathsquid.
>It's them.
>I go out trying to defend the station.

What could I've done better?
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I do what I can for sec, but I only play nymph sec. I try to keep them company Im still waiting for other nymphs to join me on a sec officers shoulders to hop out and bolas+stun some perp.
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>>192190853

I felt bad lying to you and leading you along. You did good with the announcments and pda'ing.
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>>192190945
>nymph sec
Grow into a full tree and be a punching bag for prisoners serving sentence, maybe this way they'll behave
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Is Hachi, dare I say it, the best player in the server?
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>>192190853

>hachi and felicity working together

If you were a solo head, then that is some really bad luck on your part.
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Is Intigracy, dare I say it, the best coder in the server?
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>>192191320

They are one of the best, by far.
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Is Valkyrie, dare I say, better than Donnager?
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Could this be the birth, dare I say it, of an epic new meme?
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>>192191456
Too far buddy
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>>192191320
They know their shit, shame they play one of (((them)))
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>>192191184
It's water under the bridge, I had alot of fun and the confirmation that you guys were the traitors was enough. I liked the way I went out aswell.

>>192191342
YUPP, I felt chills down my spine when the announcement aired.
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Anyone got any ideas they want coded?

Anyone got any pressing issues they want fixed?

Both my current projects are on hold until further review, and inti hasn't uploaded their progress on antag datums, so I've got a few hours to spare being a codemonkey
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>>192192482
>Anyone got any ideas they want coded?
datums
Anyone got any pressing issues they want fixed?
datums missing
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>>192192536
Datums are already a base feature of byond, anon

Unless you're talking about antag datums, in which case I point you to the third sentence of >>192192482
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>>192192595
Take over antag datums and do them instead
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>>192192482
There are a high number of exploitable bugs that currently exist.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues?q=is%3Aopen+is%3Aissue+label%3AExploitable

There are 7 very high priority exploitable bugs.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues?q=is%3Aopen+is%3Aissue+label%3AExploitable+label%3A%22%E2%9A%A0%EF%B8%8F+OH+GOD+IT%27S+LOOSE+%E2%9A%A0%EF%B8%8F%22
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>>192192682
I've already volunteered to do so, but can't until inti uploads their progress on their portion of antag datums, which is due sometime today.
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>>192192721
>fixing bugs

Could you imagine such a world?
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>>192192482
>Make the sundowner a 100% spawn chance in HOS locker.
>be a sprite whore and give the scythe from the weed control crate a sprite for backpack spot
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>>192192482
space bicycles
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>>192192482
Make the scythe from the weed control crate work on biomass, not just vines

That fuckin biomass event I swar on me mum
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>>192189874
because anyone who goes sec gets instantly shitposted about in the thread by the shitters so they usually stop
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>>192192721
>reporting bugs
The absolute state of retardation.
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>>192192482
Your PR history shows a lot of bugfixes.
I just want to say that I appreciate it. We don't have a lot of coders that fix bugs so frequently.
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>>192192774
space unicycle for the clown
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>>192192721
Of the 7 high priority oh god it's loose bugs, I can confidently say I can fix 2, maybe 4 of these.

Working on the mass driver one now.

>>192192774
There's already a light-bike in the code if you want to TRON it up, currently not accessible besides adminbus however, and may not even function properly as I've only played with it a bit myself.

>>192192806
Should be simple, I'll add it to the list

>>192193038
Happy to help
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>>192192482

Being able to put items under/behind objects to hide.

Slot machine circuitboards

As i found out earlier, allow assembly frame speakers activate voice analyzers from the same assembly.

Being able to drop items in mechs and pods without them disappearing to the void.

Floral data disks printable at the protolathe.

being able to make smoke reactions in blunts.

fix bee loyalty cascades.

Make bees follow you more closely when you create the bee aegis.

More stuff be affected by phazon, namely, bees. Don't actually know if they can be.
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>>192193337
I mean like real bicycles you can peddle
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>>192193337
Oh also discovered there is no way to replace the telescience console board if someone removes/destroys it. I was meaning to look into it today, but if you want to be the codemonkey slave then . . .
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>>192184740
The station is lucky to have 8 people on it, git gud
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>>192190853
Static namers, report them like the scum they are and move on
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>>192193409
Bees are simple_animal mobs. Unfortunately, I don't believe any simple_animal mobs can be affected by phazon, because they lack internal reagent containers, so they can't be injected. According to our senior coders, adding internal reagent containers to simple_animals would be a large hit to performance.

Maybe they could be made to mutate via a splash reaction with phazon or something.
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>>192193409
>bee loyalty cascades
>bee aegis
>bees in general

I really have to brush up on my botany, didn't know bees had been changed again.
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>>192193509
Lowpop is easy because there are less potential criminals, and less of a "bulk" of civilians. It gets bad when you have 1-2 Sec with 15-20 people, not only because of goofballs, but also because of the higher number of antags and potential for cult
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>>192193509
>lucky to have 8 people
>was a steady 25-30+
Ok
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>>192193616
Report them for what?
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>>192192774
>>192193426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtoZf_KfKLI
WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE WHEN?
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>>192193641

Giant bees. Can't be hard to blow up the sprites.
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>>192193975
Scaling the sprites via code is trivial.
However, it also looks awful, which is why we don't do it anywhere in our code.
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>>192193712
And I mean Civilian as in the Civilian "Dpt", (Assistants, Clowns, Chaplains, Librarians, Mimes, etc.)
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>>192194051

I know someone had a screenshot of a giant bee on the shuttle. Splash a bee with phazon juice make it giant and make it go murder everyone with spicy stings. Or make it a doctor with healing stings
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Is Valkyrie, dare I say it, the only static with a name beginning with V on the server?
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>>192191456
Yes

t. Donnager
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>>192194391
veliks update da serber
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>call yourself valkyrie
>make your character redhead, not a blonde
what the fuck
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>>192191320
They're definitely most robust active player
But probably not all around greatest, I've never seen them touch an RPD
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Is Dick Richard dare I say it, the best detective in /vg/ history?
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>>192195152
Someone post the Rick and Mort copy pasta.
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>>192194546
>call yourself tohru adachi
>still haven't non-antag murdered anyone with the detective's TV
what the FUCK
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>>192194391
Vulgaris Magistrate
Viz Ita or whatever their name was
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>>192192482
I added molotov cocktails a while back but I realized the rags don't burn out if you wait too long.
If you have the time maybe you could make it so the rag burns out and turns into a pile of ash after a minute or so.
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>>192195152
No, because, dare I say it, Mallory Brooks is the best detective in /vg/ history.
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>>192195459
you mean the detective one? It's probably somewhere in the archive, i made it on the go and didn't save it
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>>192196352
Mallory Brooks is not cuter than the french detective Tbh, also she's an impure slut
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>>192197536
>she's an impure slut
every female sec static is
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>>192196169
>both of them were admins
VALKYRIE CONFIRMED FOR NEXT ADMIN
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>>192197702
Actually my waifu surfer girl is pure af
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>>192197796
yeah pure shit mate
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My name is Adjective Noun and I'm the new waifu around these parts. Please stop paying attention to the old hags you used to worship, and instead pay attention to me.
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>>192194391
Vicky Forte
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I want to verb adjective noun!
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>>192194391
Valerie Sky
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Are towels in the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd9UDbYVL6k
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My name is Not Important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I really dislike all these ugly betties so I'm going to falseflag shill them all to go away! My cute crusade begins here!
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Noun preposition verb adjective noun!
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Alliteration Adverb vs Adjective Noun

Who's better
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>>192198352
>>192198850
>>192198980
Demonstrative Playername is the best!
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Hey there! Surfer Girl, winner of the Winter 2016 Waifu Strawpoll, here for your enjoyment. Ask me anything (: you may just get an answer from me! And remember, keep it safe for work it's a blue board!
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>>192201271
would you fuck vehk
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>>192151826
>wearing rubber boots
>still get shocked
*thinking*
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>>192201271
How is the greatest detective in /vg/ history?
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So how do I actually select Xenobiologist as a job? All that shows up in science for me is Scientist, Roboticist and RD.
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>>192203301
Change the title of Scientist
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>>192203301
it's an alt-title, you click on the name of the job to change it
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>>192204445
What were you trying to accomplish even?
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>>192204445
fuck you
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>>192204445
I am lacking the words to describe the beauty of this scene
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>>192205671
So, you could say you're at a loss?
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>>192205765
nice
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>>192202970
I'm stellar, this weekend tastes like 25B/25C-NBOH
t. Actual best detective
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>>192204768

>not seeing how lost he is

Man its like wow.
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>>192193409
First should be plausible, I think there's a HIDE_LAYER layer which should work.

Slot machines make a bank account for themselves that has $75000~ in it when they spawn, this is already exploited by wiley heads of personnel, and is generally bad for the economy (or whatever inkling of it we do have)

That'd cause some nasty recursion, I think it's a feature that it ignores itself

That's just mechs and pods not clearing their contents properly. I believe cryo pods handle it sensibly, so I'll add similar functionality to mechs and pods

Should be a doddle

Are you asking for blunts to create reagent smoke, or just smoke?

???

???

?!?
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Quick! Lord pomf calls upon you to add 3 new jobs to the station. What do you add?
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Why do people like Pomf? Comes off as a passive-aggressive cuckold
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>>192207359
takes one to know one
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>>192207359
>>192207380
lmao owned
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>>192207359
>>192207380
fucking rekt holy shit
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>>192207247
Pod Pilot - Uses the pods for everyday things (Scouting space, saving the spaced, adventuring, galavanting, etc.)

Probe Pilot - Mind links with a probe to go to places much too dangerous for people to go. At roundstart, a 'planet surface' is procedurally generated to be much too extreme for anything available roundstart (Fuck atmos hardsuits, fuck silicons) so has to be explored via a probe to find

- A Safe place to set up a FOB
- Treasures
- Dangers
- The general quality of the planet itself, to adapt probes for further investigatios

Probe Builder - Offset of roboticist that builds mind-link probes, designing them for the planet discovered

Astrologist - Locates the co-ordinates required by telesci to investigate the 'nearby' planet, can potentially gather information on the planet to tailor the investigation probe for
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>>192201935
Haha, literally who ;)?
>>192202970
Harvey Zadvosky is the only detective I've ever seen solve crimes by the dozen.
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>>192186538
We've been over this before. Send cool people to perma so they can break out.
Lame people get stuffed in a 2x3 with every sentence under the sun.
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>>192207380
>>192207413
Ok faggots why do you like Pomf? He acts like a little bitch boy
Doesn't help that he has an army of cocksucking pizzafaces that parrot gay shit like HURR LE BASED CHIKUN XD LE ICE CREAM HAHA LE CULT OF PERSONALITY BRO HE CAN DO NO WRONG
WHEN PJB OR CLUSTER FUCK UP WE INSULT THEM RELENTLESSLY BUT WHEN LE BASED CHIKUN (who admits to being mentally ill and taking meds for it) FUCKS UP HE'S JUST HAVING A BAD DAY
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>>192208008
don't even try m8, you already got fucking burnt, deal with it
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>>192208008
settle down
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>>192208008
Because he's kept the server running for a pretty good amount of time and his absence is, while not ideal, not the worst thing a host could be doing.
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>>192208008
fuck off velard you nigger
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>join
>server is loading up
>look at map
>Bagel
>leave
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>>192192482
If we ever get antag datums, will you port clock cult.
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>>192208543
I know a greaTG place where you'd fit right in
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>>192192482
Lead when?
Maint has lead flooring.
Build your own Bar-SME without radiating people by using lead walls!

You can call it lead-composite if it blocking all wavelengths triggers your Autism
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>>192198436
I thought that WAS valk?
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>>192208985
ValkyrieSkies is Valkyrie Skies.
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>>192208148
>>192208295
>>192208356
fuck off back to red dibs you cucks

>>192208349
yeah he kept the server up but he should stay as just a host
the nigger constantly pokes his nose into random issues he knows jack shit about
"hurr lets unban carsh just cuz hurr Nexis go make eating instagib people instead of taking time cuz uhh vore i guess"
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>>192209572
he's still going!
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Why does /vg/ hate /tg/station so much? What's the reason for the obsession?
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>>192208008
He's a nice guy. It's hard to hate nice guys, and there aren't a lot on the serb. Plus he's a good host.
>But PJB and Cluster
They both acts like cunts to people consistently. That's why they get hated on. Same thing goes for admins. Small Boss did something bad with blowing off legs for a shit name, but he's consistently a good guy, he apologized, and so people said hey people make mistakes. If someone who is a cunt like Mai Pai fucks up, I promise people won't be as lenient.
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>>192209729
TGstation was something like a sister server once; but some punk kids beoke its legs, carved its scalp off, threw its body in a ditch, and started wearing its scalp as a wig.
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>>192209729
Just because there's a majority dislike doesn't make it an obsession, relax with the hyperbole.

Essentially, /vg/ players dislike TG for being bloated and poorly optimized, for possessing poor roleplay standards and worse greytide behaviours, and for being a generally dumber environment in general.
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>>192210093
What actually happened though? Whats the reason for hate against /tg/ and "/tg/ refugees"?
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>>192210330
Because TG players have the afforementioned poor RP standards and tend to focus on stupid things like valids and powergaming or otherwise acting like idiotic caricatures desperate for their own cult of personality.
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who /lifeweb/ tonight boys?
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>>192210330
Half the players are 12 (because reddit), they immediately powergames the antags instead of playing (because they're 12), and they ban you for saying faggot (because reddit).
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>>192210330
>>192210575
It also doesn't help that some of the most infamously bad players to come to our server came from TG.
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>>192210656
they don't ban you for saying faggot
I say nigger, kike, faggot all the time and I have yet to be banned for that
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>walk into bar
>sit down
>Bartender turns around and asks "Where are you from skipper?"
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>>192210862
..Little planet called Madrigal in the outer borders, population never was more than a million. Most of us lived in the capital. Few years before I left and joined up here our government tried to declare independence, we had the food supplies and enough mineral wealth to handle ourselves pretty well alone. Union wasn't happy with that, brought their fleet over and laid siege to the planet. Never heard of orbital bombardment being called a siege, thats what the union papers said though. Barely a hundred thousand people when I left last year and joined up with nanotrasen.

Rather get shafted by the corporate dick than by the union dick, less bombings.

You?
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>>192208778
I'll make clock cult as it was intended to be, considering it was a /vg/station-born idea
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>>192176591
Back in the day, the alternate job title for Chaplains was counselor. Not sure when they removed it, but it was fun to pretend to be a counselor.
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>>192210862
Little department out south called engineering
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>>192210862
reddit
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>>192211240
I've heard good things about the current version.
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>>192212246
I've read up on the old idea-based version, and it was pretty sweet

>4 generals that you can invoke
>heavily machine-based, basically become an occult mechanic
>cult v cult, which will only be possible with the antag datums
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>>192192482
Holistic Healter botany title that spawns in MD clothes.
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>>192212393
The old idea would have only escalated the original clock cults no-fun-ness had it been fully implemented.
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If you're not from Mars you're not even human.
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>>192210067
Bullshit. These people become jaded as fuck because shitwads like goldsteel decide they want them gone and start actively antagonizing them until they start just assuming someone who interacts with them is trying to antagonize them.

And then when people decide to "punish" them for being cunts by antagonizing them, it's just a fucking circle.
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>>192214386
Proud of my Vox (latex) parentage
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>>192214541
Wut are you talking about
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>>192214918
This
https://pastebin.com/44z6MUvs
It's proven evidence that people in the community will intentionally gang together to antagonize public figures in the community to "reveal" their bad nature.

What it really means though is that people are just trying to make them jaded as fuck about the playerbase until they leave.
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>tfw you will never be able to play ragtime songs with multiple instruments in ss13
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>>192215047
I don't think you understand why I say. Goldsteel and PJB are both cunts almighty. I'm saying Pomf doesn't plot or isn't rude. Just a nice guy.
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What should I sprite?
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>>192215330
Latex suits
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>>192215047
Jesus FUCK every time I read through this pastebin I see a new fucking nugget of shittery from Goldsteel.

Goldsteel - Yesterday at 8:58 PM
You can massively increase your chances of being an admin by focusing on lowpop timezones.
If you want a place, advertise that, even if it's untrue.
Getting admin is much easier than losing it.

These are your admins people.
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>>192215330
More anime/vidya outfits
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>>192215296
That's because unlike the rest of them, Pomf doesn't have to interact with the community to do his job. So he doesn't have to deal with the shitters who antagonize them unless he feels like it. If a coder wants to get anything done they'll have to deal with people trying to stir shit on the github anytime they make a PR.
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>>192215330
the current necromorph sprites are pretty bad
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>>192215330
Injun headdress to go with our dumb tomahawk pipes nobody uses
Or something actually sci-fi related maybe
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>>192215551
If you're not mature enough to handle shitters whining, then don't do the job.
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>>192215398
Too be fair though, everyone already knew that.
If you read through old admin applications, there's LOADS of shitpostibg to that effect.
Especially when people who do play the time slot don't get picked because people who don't got picked instead.
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>>192209729
Errorage blood feud.
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>>192215825
The point is nobody lives up to those standards. And the only reason Pomf appears to is that he stopped interacting with the community entirely.

If he was forced to be as active as anyone else you'd all be shitting on him just as hard as you were while he was still active, and driving him to quit like ALREADY happened with badclown.
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>>192209729
I remember a couple years back there was nonstop shitposting from oranges about TG being superior etc
Shitposting breeds shitposting
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>>192180795


>>192182134

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5VCGPvPU_gY Here's a better one to sum up ttt shitters. I only play ttt occasionally, but holy shit so many of the people who play it are incomprehensible morons.
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>>192209729
TG went AGPL and tried to force it on us. Also TG ports all of our features that they like, and call us outdated for not being one of their shitty forks. In reality TG is threatened as fuck by any codebase that isn't a direct TG or Bay fork so they'll try to shit on them to get them to be forked slaves like everyone else.
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>>192215231
You can
I played it with a violin in one hand, trumpet in another and a gilded horn in my pocket.
More than one instrument playing at once fucks over the sounds though, and all sounds get muted
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>>192218135
I think every codebas except us went AGPL, we couldn't because we have a secrets repo.
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>>192217930
>m.
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>>192218282
playing multiple instruments without it fucking up is what i ment, yeah
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>>192218314
That's because all the other codebases were TG or Bay forks, and they had little choice but to go AGPL.
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>>192218556
We are a bay fork with TG copypasta and received permission to remain AGPL from both.
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>>192218314
What's AGPL
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>>192218740
Code license.
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>>192218842
What's it mean
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>>192218739
That's not how it works.

We forked from Bay but we are a Bay fork only in the literal sense, we do not port shit from there. And you don't need permission to remain GPL, you just need to receive permission to port anything as GPL.
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>>192209729
The players, that once banned there they flock here and shit up rounds with their TGness.
The coders, that come stick their noses in our code and say we should ditch comments because we are stupid it costs too much CPU.
The admins, a load of snowflakes with total control and moderation based on their feelings.
The name, pretending to be related at all to >>>/tg/ even after years after the secession, while being a reddit server.
The thing as a whole, with the stupid memey players, dumbed down mechanics, the admins that do what they want, the "we are the best codebase, please fork from us" aggresive mentality, the coders that think they are the best coders ever and that even if they don't play the game they know about what everyone wants better.

And that it's a threat and we could actually become like that. Our C*llaborators started with the separation of game and code ironically at first, and now it's much more real.
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>>192209729
Their poor optimization.
Their underage players.
Their unironic "valids secured, lets go home" attitude that makes most rounds end before 50 minutes are up.

That said, they have a lot of nice features that just need to be optimized better.
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>>192218842
>code license
>when every ss13 fork is on stolen code
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>>192218948
OpenSS13 was not originally released with Exadv1's permission, but he never tried to have it taken down and has since O.K.ed the shitsprawl of spaghetti.
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>>192218948
Stolen code AND stolen assets.
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>>192218870
It's GPL but doesn't allow you to have any closed-source code, basically. It was triggered by some servers using TGcode and then going closed-source and requiring people to pay to play.

Because we have a secrets repo, we asked permission from TG and Bay to remain GPL and now have to ask their permission to port their AGPL code to GPL. That permission is basically the code relicensing their code to GPL.
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>>192219327
I can understand their reasoning. Working for free and having people profit from your work can be a moral annoyance.
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>>192215330
you should resprite already existing shitty sprites like the entire hive and the cyber horrors.
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how do I roleplay as a catholic?
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>>192219690
Be an admin, chastise everyone for lewdness and pray to get them banned
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>>192218948
>t-the goon leak was theft!
>this is a black mark in history!
>lucky you we are kind and we are releasing it ourselves now!
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>>192217775
ArthurDentist does. Admins often and is always fine.
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>>192219690
Play chaplain and hand out wine and wafers or something
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>>192219907
There's literally no release of this game that wasn't stolen.
Even the earliest version of goon was stolen code.
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>>192219907
>implying goon code wasnt based on a stolen code too
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>>192219690
Depends on what kind of catholic you want to be.
A good gimmick could be to be a compassionate, old, and wise priest that calls everyone "My Son", "My Daugther", quotes the bible, and acts dignified, grave and serene in all circumstances.

>Plasmafire
>As I walk into the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.
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>>192219690
Get a crate of armor, make a sword and retake Space Constantinople
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>>192219690
>wear a cross or St. Christopher medallion in your flavortext
>try to seal off the library for immorality
>???
>as antag give your victims some kind of token mercy before you kill them
>as vampire have an arc where you try to bargain to get accepted by Jesus and kill yourself in the process
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>>192219690
Build a farm with lots of animals, when the shuttle comes, have at least two of each board the "Ark"
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>>192221380
Constantine only became a catechumen for political reasons.
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who /hippie/ here?
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>>192219690
Use the confessional, as chaplain advertise you are doing confessions, assign crewmembers small penances for sins, as regular crew pay frequent visits to the chaplain (unless he's a heretic) to confess that guy you chloralled and disposalled for trying to break into your department
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>>192222745
https://coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2017/06/osr-indulgences-and-clerical-services.html
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>>192208008
Sorry I offended you m8
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>>192215296
>>192223060
https://strawpoll.com/zwhy5w3b
When?
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>>192192482 >>192223060 >>191652271
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>>192223060
Pomf do you have any recipes for banana bread
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>>192224925
No
>>192223324
?
>>192223287
It's a mystery.
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How to, reliably, set someone on fire ?
I need it for testing a chunk of code
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>>192179297
I think it comes down to the fact that you're not supposed to be able to solo nested alien queens, not easily anyway. They're slow as fuck and the neurotoxin can be dodged. Imagine, not long ago you could get hugged though mechs and eggs were immune to bombs, but that got changed.
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>>192224925
The browner the banana, the less starch also makes it easier to mix into batter and the more sugar it has.
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>>192225013
Think about it.

>>192225024
Add a chunk of code that sets you on fire.
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>>192225013
have you read the goldsteel pastebin?
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>>192225013
antag datums when?
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>>192225024
Max pressure flamethrower.

Can't say it's guaranteed, but it tends to happen when you run into the flames.
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Flamethrower or fire related spells like fire breath and fire wall
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>>192225392
He has. Fuck off.
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>>192225024
Push them into a campfire.
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>>192225513
When intigracy gets off his ass. That's scheduled for today (>>192192725), but we'll see.
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>some infected guy asks us to kill him
>we take him into the iaa office and ask him about how his xeno should be named and finish paper work with him
>as soon as the larvae bursts we cuff it and try to get it to sign our papers so it can be legally on station
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>>192226272
This kind of RP can only ever happen on /vg/station and that's why it's a good server.
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>>192226272
>gay wizard enclave

I should have just flashbanged your shithole and killed you all.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16233
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>>192225729
No fuck you, we have never gotten an official acknowledgement of it from any bigmin despite goldsteel admiring it's real
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>be alien
>running around main corridors
>guy with a radsuit and a shard comes up
>oh no.jpg
>carfeully try to tackle him without getting sharded
>he gets caught between an airlock and the shard
>tries to go to the right
>shards himself
>mfw
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>>192226272
Good thing we can more easily mess with the manifest these days.
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>>192226385
you gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to hitting the diversity quota
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>>192226468
>don't wear mesons
>screen turns due to hallucinations
>which key do I have to press now to keep moving?
>walk into shard
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>>192226413
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/190355806/#190427454
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page ten, post your favorite science static!
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>>192192482
An use for Sterilizine
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>>192192482
Did we port luminol yet?
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>>192229896
>luminol
>entire station covered in blood stains from greyshit bum fights.
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>>192229456
The only good scientist is a dead scientist
But if I had to choose it would be that fat chick that played RD at one point
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>>192192482
Code a way to get other people out of transit tube pods.
Make mineral tiles recyclable.
Fix some things with monkeys and nymphs like the equip hotkey not working, and how trying to drink from a beaker splashes you with the contents.
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>>192229896
No, it's a pretty difficult thing with our code differences.
t. Original luminol porter
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>tfw you finally usnerstand every single eloise post or kumiko picture was ValkyrieSkies
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>>192230472
shut the fuck up don*gger
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>>192206442

Reagent smoke reactions from blunts.
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>>192192482
>fix monkeys not being disarmable
or
>knife shoes
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>>192225024
Campfires are the easiest guaranteed ignite, and don't deal any extra damage
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>>192192482
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14998
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>>192231235
Does this make invisible spider queens if you rez them?
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>>192210862
Straight answer? Centcomm cloning vat.
Friendly answer, Born and raised in Terra Gnoma like so many of my kin. Moved out to an infamous little sector called Vector after dockside life turned out not to be for me. Kicked around there for a good year or two before it went tits up and fell apart, so now I've ended up here in Versalis Gamma with a reputation and a target on my head and occasionally I see an old friendly face but mostly I just grow colder and more detached every single day. You can never go back barkeep. Never. Lost too many good men and women to be my old happy self. Space is wide and good friends to few.

Then I pour one out for Carl Smith, the best damn engineer any of these shitty rustbuckets ever had.
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>>192231381
That's an excellent question.
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>>192210862
i came from a land down under.
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>think I see someone running away from an officer while handcuffed
>shoot him when he runs into maint
>hit welder and shit explodes
>drag him to interrogation
>think he broke free of said imaginary cuffs so I shoot him again
>cant be too sure after catching that traitor before
>notice he died so send him to cloning
>BWOINK
>1 day ban from sec

Fug :^D
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>>192233349
delete this my man
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>>192233349
>Shooting someone that is handcuffed with lethals
But why? They can't do anything.
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>>192233349
Meanwhile in Goldsteelcurity...
>find a man chilling in the bar with a funny name
>drag him to sec, execute and space him
>'balids' 'dee is a name'
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>>192233349
Have fun with a week ban my mate :^D
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>>192233349
>it looks as if he has no remorse or regrets about this incident.
Could've talked that down from a note to a warning if you weren't such a chucklebiscuit :^D
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>>192233683
I don't like goldsteel
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>>192234157
Me neither.
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>>192234112
>say I'm sorry and it was an accident
>doesn't feel remorse

What's demanded?
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>>192234157
There are people who like goldsteel?
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>>192234352
Dunno. Post logs.
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>>192234429
Maipai aka the person who plasmaflooded the station as a non-antag and became admin for it.
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>>192234573
Banned for a week, finally learned what ick means now. I'm fine with being banned and the reasons for it but I'm not sure where this "it looks as if he has no remorse or regrets about this incident" means or comes from.
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>>192234739
woops that wasnt goldsteel sorry
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>>192235097
Understandable, have a nice day.
t. NOT Goldsteel because he would not have forgiven you.
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Hey guys is Discord down or is it just me?
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should i play again?
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>>192235550
>Discord
>>192235850
No
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>>192235550
Discord is kill
>>192235850
no
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>>192234739
that sounds like a goldsteel story
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>>192235550
I deleted the discord to finally get rid of the metaclub menace
gas the vox admin coop now
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>>192236146
Implying half the server isn't playing with friends on teamspeak.
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>>192236146
Could you not act like a retard for once? Go back to your sylveon porn.
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>>192234429
there are people who liked probe
there were people who liked sj and shiggy
I can't fucking remember but I bet someone liked fucking isoneku when nexis was hosting and that kid was a sack of dogshit

I wish people weren't constantly sucking admin dick all over the fucking place but that's the world we're living in I guess
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>>192236256
Nope physically impossible
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>>192235965
>/vg/station
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>>192236313
How do you feel about tajarans?
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>>192236313
you mean biologically impossible
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>>192236264
Probe wasn't bad before turning into headmin.
Then he went full retard, going as far as making /v/ threads to get more people to play.
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>>192236410
valid like salad
>>192236521
Close enough.
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>>192236264
Niggly is worse than Shiggy.
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>>192236256
He's jiving a lark to numb the pain.
>>192236146
I appreciate this post.
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>>192236869
Why would you appreciate a lie?
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>>192234573
not him, but niggawat, how do you suppose posting logs if he's baned?
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>>192236521
Biology is (extensively) applied physics.
>>192236958
Why would you appreciate a story?
>>192236618
Roundstart tarjaran with a reminder that they still need regular amounts of escalation to kill their assailants when?
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>>192237121
Everything is physics or stamp collecting.
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>>192237121
Physics is just applied memes.
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>>192237121
Never
Now tajaran bans maybe
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>>192237121
I wouldn't appreciate a story that's no more than an insult because it's something good that that should happen and in the power of the author but he won't actually do it.
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>>192237216
Will people get actual-banned for self requesting those?
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>>192237357
God I hope so
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>>192237357
from real life yeah
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>>192237264
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Good skeleton sprites when?
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>>192237786
Are you acting dumb on purpose, catbeast?
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>>192237791
When we bed cl*ster back.
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>>192237264
Even if he did, what's to stop someone else from making one?
Discord servers are free, my man.
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*beg
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>>192236264
>people disliked SJ
why
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>>192238059
There not being an official one means that all discord rooms wouldn't be supported and show up.
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>get centcomm to send a buisness dude to presumably talk to the officer that assaulted me for being gay
>the buisness dude accidentaly shoots me in the chest
>the RP is ruined

what did the buisness man want? why did he keep calling me a goy? was he pro lgbtw? we will never know.

Also, Johnny Cadwell, the paragon of security, is apparently a homophobe.
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STRAIGHT OUTTA WAYSTATION
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>Someone's on crit and on oxyloss
>Go look for a Dex+ pill
>They die RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>They aren't clonable (rads) neither deffibable (for some reason)
THIS HAPPENED TWO TIMES AAAA

Good going Chemist but you should have made much more Dex+ pills in my humble opinion
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>>192238567
Business Dude shot me in the right foot.
were you rafael? i was kenji,that shit was great
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>>192238632
yeah, but I got DCd and when it reconnected my screen was frozen and I was basically out of action. Thanks for holding me when the night was the darkest.
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>>192238567
Jonhny was calling you a fag and so did I because what you did was cringe and unwanted.
Johny wouldn't be an homophobe.
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I hurt myself
today
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>>192238567
you know what they say about blatant homophobes
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>>192238734
to see if i still honk
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>>192238567
the goddamn smg briefcase cant be used to aim on someone so when i tested out aiming it simply fired the shot
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>>192238809
What was your plan, exactly?
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>>192238893
to help you out with getting people to accept LGBTW, like you wanted in the faxes.
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>>192238893
to crash this station with no survivors
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>Latejoin 20 minutes in as mechanic, power's going out
>Gently urge on our two station engineers, one appears to be teaching the other how to cool plasma
>But they're just using the freezer in atmos
>Haven't even started the singulo which is obviously their engine of choice since they have it all wired
>Get it set up and cool off a tank in the TEG line
>Offer to show them how to do this speedy cooling
>They decline, engineer leads the other off to teach him how to fix breaches and wire stuff, apparently
>Go back to office and find out the only free scientist hasn't ever done R&D before
>Offer to show her the ropes and while we're in there, a meteor hits exactly the reinforced wall instantly killing both of us with ZAS
>Get out
>She does the R&D
>Finally get all my goodies to medbay and start on upgrades
>CE panicking over radio that 'life support is gone'
>Hurry over to atmos
>Everything is normal
>CE insists the default atmosia setup won't work
>???
>CE insists none of the rooms are refilling
>Rooms are refilling on CAC (and yes, I did the basic distro improvement, just a volume pump since I was short on time)
>CE stops replying and doesn't talk on radio for the rest of the shift
>???

Also starring: like three assistants trying to get in one last crossbow before github removes the recipe, scientist hack into tech storage for glubbs, and someone who kept randomly syphoning rooms, I still have no idea who that was.

What's with all the new players? I'm happy to help people learn, I'm just surprised, and most of the time they turn me down
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>>192238730
ragnar?
>>192238960
Bad luck with the shuttle calls, misfires etc
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>tfw Johnny let me go free after stealing Cap's ID

>i just made like three more named after NIN albums and hid them in maint and permabrig if I got arrested

we need more officers like you johnny
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>>192238960
Goodluck lol, gays are ight. Fags are not.
and only fags preach and force acceptance.
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>>192239061
Alois.
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>>192238987
Probably department swappers. Personally I've only touched science once and I've been playing for 3-4 years now.
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>It's an officer lets people free after committing major crimes episode
>it's a threaddie praises them and complains when officers actually do their job episode
>it's a Johnny self shilling episode
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>>192225091
The main issue is that the queen can knock out 15-30 facehuggers a minute, stacking tiles 5-10 deep with facehuggers after long enough, which makes it complete ass to confront even a solitary queen, let alone a queen and even one helper. There's a reason why the shittle is called so frequently after aleieums are detected; setting aside the entire bit where they can easily prevent people from calling the shuttle and can't call it themselves, the current alien facehugger meta playstyle bullshit is not fun to play against.
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>>192238604
CPR is good for this.
It heals 7 oxy every time you do it, (although if the problem is severely low blood then the tox from it will still kill them of course.)
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>>192239357
hey fuck you buddy
i was the clown
if not for johnny i couldn't spice up the round
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>>192239659
>no clown captain with mime wife

Should have accepted the offer.
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>>192239517
>that time where the admin keeps on recalling the alien shuttle because he wants the crew to completely die
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>>192238342
cause fuck em that's why
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>>192239517
I concede you might have a point. Look at what CM and what they did, despite having an alien bias by all accounts.
-stacked huggers cannibalize each other
-thrown huggers have a delay before they become active
-huggers die if they're out of an egg for too long unless carried by the carrier class alien
-hunter and sentinel tree aliens can't even carry huggers

Although keep in mind marines don't have borgs, chloral syringe guns, combat mechs, or telesci, they're not allowed to weld vents unless they see the aliens ventcrawl and they're never allowed to bomb on the ship.
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>>192239517
If only I could plasmabomb them without getting bwoinked i'd solve all xeno problems.
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>>192239517
I think the main problem we face as a server is that all antagonists are scared to be powerful enough over a certain population. But since here over at the dead town of /vg/ we never reach more than like 20 people, every antag is massively more powerful due to how easy it is to sneak by kills.
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>>192241095
>we never reach more than like 20 people
At this exact moment we have double that number of players, 40.

What are you smoking???
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>>192241165
It was an exaggeration, and this is pretty much peak hours
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>>192241483
When you sprite it
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>>192241483
There already is.
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>>192241875
wew i am blind
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>>192241875
post capture117.png
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>>192241254
In my experience peak hours is 2-3 hours from now in American prime time and we have 50 or 60 players
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>>192238567
>Also, Johnny Cadwell, the paragon of security, is apparently a homophobe.
>but he will never kick me while I'm bucklecuffed
why are you so cruel lord
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>>192242031
There isn't one. I just type in the current time.
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[13:49:14]ADMIN: PM: Anticockus/(Dashawn White)->Meet me in dorms/(Brendan Elliott): KK, time to watch trap porn.

>>192234352
Saw some nigga run away from an officer, thought he was handcuffed.
Don't know. I thought he was a criminal.
You see, I was aiming at him but there was a welding tank next to him. Sadly I used my shotgun instead of a tazer.
My ping is also around 200 most of the time.
Eh, I didn't plan on killing him. I did call for a doctor and had him sent to cloning. Sadly I thought he might be a traitor since I thought he ran away.
Mistakes were made, sorry.
After this round?
Pls
Remove the job ban?
I didn't intend to kill him and rapidly sent for help. When I noticed that he died I sent him to cloning.
The use of the shotgun was bad, yes.
The weldbomb was an accident. And I needed to get him to the brig fast, then I thought he broke free of my cuffs so I fired again. It seems however that I never cuffed him due to a lagspike.
Why won't you lift it?

>the asshat was running
>so I chased him
>leaped before I looked, twice
>eh, whoops
>pls unban
>pls unban
People don't care whether or not you are sorry not that you came off as sorry, they care if you would do it again.
Here is what you should have said:

I mistook him for an escaped criminal, and hit a welding tank while aiming for him.
When I realized my mistake, I took him to medbay.
I will try to be more careful in the future.
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I find strange that a guy who basically did soft ERP with me (without me consenting) "only" got 45 brain damage.
I wasn't particularly annoyed by it, but it's supposed to be forbidden.
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>>192245919
So make a ban request if you care so much
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>>>192245919 but it's supposed to be forbidden.
If the ghosts don't have to listen, nobody cares.
To that general effect, >>192181979
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>>192245919
Make a ban request.
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>>192241875
>AI boxfort
how exactly do you get that? or is it an admin thing?
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>>192242314
>abuse prisoner once
>get first note
gotta stay on the straight and narrow my man
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>>192247909
AI sprite that was recentishly added for general use.
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>>192247909
Should be one of the normal options. It's just called "Fort."
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>>192241875
>still no access to the clown one
ugh
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>>192248553
wyci

Make sure it's exclusive to actual clowns that become ai.
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ded gam
ded thred
35 minutes for trespassing
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>>192248553
>decent ai sprites not accessible
>meanwhile bay snowflakes, lolicon shit, meta jokes and piles of cardboard boxes sprites are in
Th-thanks Niggly.
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>>192250992
You could've let us die.
We could've had a new thread after the round.
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>>192251085
>lolicon
wat
p sure min age at chargen is 17
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Who will you be maining in /vg/Station Versimax Arena 13: Triple Extended Cross Reloaded in Heaven, the hit fighting game spin-off of /vg/station 13?
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>>192251883
why, THE detective obviously
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>>192251883
mute NPC doctor who's special attack is a chloral autosyringe, extra effective against Shitter-class fighters
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>>192252178
fuck you hachi
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>>192252167
What a shitty looking gun.

Apropos of nothing, this is how I revhead.
https://youtu.be/kZeaatWMwVg

>>192251883
Sillycone, of course. Is Clown the Mokujin?
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>deff
>AI area contains a grand total of 13 turrets
>space on 3 of the sides
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inflatable wall starts to deflate.

Johnny Caldwell shakes Unknown (as Angelo Staymates) trying to wake him up!

Kiyihichikitihiyichiyiti caws, "KA AHK kiyachi."

Johnny Caldwell shakes Unknown trying to wake him up!

Unknown (as Angelo Staymates) fires the lawgiver!

The bullet goes right through the reinforced window!

The projectile sticks in the wound!

The bullet goes right through the reinforced window!

The projectile sticks in the wound!

The inflatable wall fully deflates.

Leon Strough climbs into the Sleeper.

Johnny Caldwell shakes Kiyihichikitihiyichiyiti trying to wake her up!

Unknown hits the reinforced window with the crowbar.

Unknown hits the reinforced window with the crowbar.

Riccardo Benzoni asks, "Is this necessary?"

>The bullet goes right through the reinforced window!

>The projectile sticks in the wound!
>The projectile sticks in the wound!


Did the HoS wound a fucking window?
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>>192251883
is this a thing thats happening or are you shitposting
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>>192253471
>Bagel
>AI core is literally harmful to humans
I've taken this to mean I'm allowed to siphon my core on any map.
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>>192253513
>Goes through the window
>Lands in someone on the other side of the window
not rocket surgery
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>>192253471
those turrets can't even target you while you're on the space tiles
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>>192252618
fuck you too
although i'm not hachi
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>>192251883
>He doesn't main botanist
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>try to group up with some assistants so we can survive together in maint
>after two hours shit goes down and some officer ends up killing two of them
>then when the shuttle docked one of the assistant started shit there which ended up a fight in the brig area
why does this always happen when i try to unite with others
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>>192253450
u cant hide from me cheeky bird
the little gathering by the hop office was nice
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>>192251883
My heart screams Clown, but his neutral is nonexistent and is too punish reliant.
The Mime is looking damned good though, crazy fast normals and can initiate neutral almost instantly from both corners.

>>192253530
Join github nerd
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>>192251883
mechanic for the sweet socket wrench moves, i love it when a character has a "baseball-like" moveset
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Will, Lock, and everyone else in medbay, thanks. That was a good fucking round on our part, honestly. I hope our chems, and me getting as many personnel as possible doc delight helped out.
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>>192253920
im on it, whats the link
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>RD asks what my favorite anime is
>shoot myself in the hallway, ask to be cloned
>RD drags my body into xenobio instead
>HoS barges in just as they bite me
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>>192251883
The mime, gotta love the agressive wall spam
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>>192238604
Nigga we never ran out of dexplus pills. The medbay storage had them all round, what the fuck? When was this, and why was I not made aware of this?

Also fucking Edgyta whatstheir name repeatedly making a nuisance of themselves in medbay every time I happen to play Chemist. I really really don't like chloralling them but when they cannot control themselves from bashing their brains out on the nearest table, I need to stop them for their own good. And then they come by and eat all the Iron 50 u and the lifesavers pills my bro made, for some fucking reason. Why? Just why?
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>>192251883
Changeling
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>>192251883
I'm looking forward to playing Nick Weller, his ultimate is insane, even if it stops your from playing him again for 3 days!
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Step up your game, chef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH5QsE7ebFE
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when is someone spriting the king outfit
I want his outfit
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>>192253471
Speaking of a grand total of 13 turrets with space guarding 3 sides...

>>192108718
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>>192251883
i love grapplers, so Engineer for me
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>>192255085
Sprite it yourself
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>>192255241
Which engineer? Nick Weller for the ridiculous supers? Jackson Beckett for the reliable combos and general versatility? Isaac Lifof for variety of stuns and interrupts?
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>>192255397
>namefags
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>>192255498
We're talking about the /vg/station fighting game, not the SS13 fighting game. Ugh, fucking secondaries.
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>>192251883
no but really i came up with this idea a year ago and it really needs to happen
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>>192251883
MINER
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>>192255397
>Isaac Lifof
>variety of stuns and interrupts
having ONE more than everyone else doesn't give him a bunch
besides
>not playing Nick Weller
>not setting up his three-shard exodia finisher
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>>192251839
Look at the holograms and boy/girl sprites.
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>>192256406
How is anyone playing engineer in this miner meta is byond me
>spammy PKA projectile
>ridiculous hitstun on the goliath tendrils
>moment you get in close he can just burn meter to ddrill you into a corner and start over
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>>192256778
>Not playing area control Roboticist
UNLIMITED BEEPSKY WORKS
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>>192257064
roboticist should be the pet character like hisui and kohaku with an emagged secborgo
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>>192255741
>>192251883
NAME - FIGHTING STYLE
[ASSISTANT]
Sawbones - Table Slam Arts
Ivy Stocker - Improvised Weaponry
Frank White - Knights of the Greytide

[SECURITY OFFICER]
Willy Anderson - Unlimited Tazer Works
Antonio Betulla - No Holds Barred
Trinity Prewitt - Unite & Defeat

[DETECTIVE]
Tohru Adachi - Extreme Ego
Eloise Chapelle - Blind Justice
Patrick Bateman - Idle Bar Jutsu

[RESEARCH DIRECTOR]
Ricky Stick - Slime Summoner
Horatio - Bombing Blitz
Kolton Hunt - Guaranteed Antag

[HEAD OF PERSONNEL]
Souhei Saikawa - Hyperzine Hunter
Todd Howard - BUY MY GAME
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>>192251883
Which HoS do you prefer, guys? I'm liking Vulgaris' rushdown, but Jean's Delegation system just gives her so many potential strikers.
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this is even sadder than people getting hyped for a remake because it has even less chances of happening
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>>192257601
>namefags
Again, no, and no.
A /vg/station fightan should avoid the names and be /vg/station by using our own stuff in the movesets of the characters.
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>>192257729
It's a bit of silly fun, no need to get all cranky about it. It helps to just destress over silly things like this and throw some amusing ideas out.

>>192257601
Open invite for anyone to expand on this.
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>>192238604
This is why you keep a pill bottle of at least 5 dexp and whatever other fun pills you want in your pocket. Nearly every treatment involving a dude in crit should be started with dexp, and I've seen it happen so many times where a doc runs up to a crit person, analyses them and then runs away (or drags them) to grab dex instead of just being a little prepared. Heck, if you can't be fucked with pill bottles, just leave em straight in your pocket or bag.
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>>192257601
All of this reminds me of King of The Hill online.
Billdozer mains WW@
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>>192236690
Niggly wasnt that bad overall. Sometimes he had fits and screamed at celt in the admin chat. He roleplayed as a gay think trap but overall was self contained to the library and would interact only with those who entered it or would play xenoarch and xenobio where no one had a chance to interact with him.
Shifty on the other hand singlehandedly ruined our community for about 2 years by taking pages from his former idol SJBenster and trying to use ss13 to finally find himself his boyfriend free real girl to marry/eel on the regular with. However this didn't sate his lust for long and would essentially constantly be on the prowl for waifu like characters. He desperately stalked and harassed the players who he thought were real girls because of their in-game character sprites and ultimately ended in driving one of our best drawfags, rainacorn, away in about three months time. He also made it known that if you fit his fetishes and played waifu of the week with him that you would ultimately become a popular player and get posted about.
I watched him essentially ruin the mindset of 2 new players in the course of about 4 months which in turn gave us Spergay and his pathetic waifulust and everything that came with Morena. He then proceeded to get another player and himself permabanned for waifufaggotry leading us into a future of extreme prudeness to where telling someone "suck my dick" as a jeer can be misconstrued and get you banned.
Niggly was a fag, dont get me wrong, but shiggy was a cancer that only stayed around so he could pick up girls(male) on the internet and no one wamted to touch him because he had a status of seniority.
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>>192257802
>our own stuff
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>>192258231
Miner hookshots, vox traders, that sort of thing. Think outside the box.
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>>192253471
>deff AI core is op
It's like I'm in early 2015 (I think) again. DEADMIN VELARD
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>>192257601
[HEAD OF SECURITY]
Vulgaris Magistralis - Powergaming Paragon
Doug North - Suit's So Tight!
Jean Blancy - Dead or Alive, You're Cuffing With Me
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tfw killing shitters with chip damage from the hailer while across the stage and spam AoE flashbangs if they try to advance
truly caldwell is the class for intellectuals
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>>192258452
Name 3 people who play chef often enough to be on a list like this
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>>192258452
>Doug North - Suit's So Tight!
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>>192258593
Eustace Bagge - Floor Pizza
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>>192258593
Chef is a meme.
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>>192258907
Hallway's the wrong color.
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>>192257601
[CLOWN]
Nipples - The Mechatroll

[MIME]
Razz Vozz - Silent but Deadly

[CAPTAIN]
Bill Hudson - Gas em
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>>192254152
>tfw cancling someone's combo with a cheeky wall placement
>tfw being able to walllock combos anywhere in the arena and wallbouncing everyone.
>Making Syndi and Wizman mains salty as fuck when they get killed by their own Fireball and Rocket Special spam because you walled right in front of them before they went into the animation.

Mime a best.
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Nick Weller make the new thread
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>>192254152
At first I thought he was wearing a white guy's face.
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>>192262772
Isn't that how mime would does it's be
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>>192262946
I appreciate you phoneposting without correcting it.
Deciphering it is light mental stimulation to keep me sane at night.
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I hope that MoMMI after the medbay was being helpful

I've never had to crisis mode repair like that
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>>192262946
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Sort of new here What was with the shuttle at the end? Is that normal?
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>>192264072
The vast majority of rounds end when the shuttle is invariably called because someone stubbed their toe.
No shuttle = Round continues regardless of antags being around still or not.
You can end up with 5 hour rounds depending who has access to the consoles.
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>>192264160
what if you took the consoles
and threw them into space
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>>192264160
he was probably referring to the general craziness with the mushroom spam and the lights and carp assault and roundend griff and so on
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>>192264197
SCIENCE would print more. But if yheu haven't done essravj yet /ok could potentially buy an hour or two
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*reasrch yet you
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>>192264918
Chill, man. Just.. chill.




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