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>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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>Old thread archived before I could link to this one
Fuck
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post ideas for heatmaps
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>>195441416
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>>195444971
places peoples have been stabbed by proboscis
places peoples have been stunned by talismans
places peoples have suicided
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fifth for please post husbandos so i might possibly see my name and get validated
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husbando list:
God tier:
(You)
(You)

Meh tier:
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

Kill it with fire tier:
(You)
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>>195444971
Mimes acting out screams
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>>195444971
flashbangs/nades primed
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>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing
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>>195444971
Places people get hit by syringes.
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>>195445068
not logged
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doesn't log coordinates
>>195445387
doesn't log coordinates
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*squeaks
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>>195446184
artifact discovery
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>>195446184
>The door in front of RnD

Does it log where wires get cut?
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>>195446184
is this picture evidence enough to execute of all sci when cult is confirmed?
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>Manage to deliver 5 of each standard material to science by 12:08 but can't prove it because of lackluster documention

I need to step my game up...
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>>195444971
Did you already do one for explosions?
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IS THAT MOMMI WEARING A BALLGAG!? This is important, people.
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>>195447005
Supposed to be an emagged mommi.
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It's was nice to play deff medbay without it getting blown up for once.
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>>195446152
where do people get chloraled the most
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>>195447069
A nice, submissive, little toy that looks like its wearing a ballgag?
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>>195447371
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>>195447005
That's dizor so maybe it is
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>>195447425
It's cute and has a knife, yes. That's the idea.
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>>195447613
a lot of cross contamination from before medbay rework
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>>195447371
Injector chloralings is good but I want to see the syringe gun hits.
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>>195444971
places bear force one have been spawned
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>>195447910
haven't coded a way to use attack logs yet because they don't say what map each round takes place in, logs are dumb
take a fartmap instead
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>>195444971
places the electropack is used
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>>195444971
Places people die
Places antags die
Places Ian dies
Places the disc are located at
Shocked doors
Hacked machines
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>>195448558
places people ahelp
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>>195448790
I REALLY hope this is logged
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>>195448386
Shooting a syringe gun gives an admin warning though.
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>>195444971
Places people yell shitcurity
Places people yell reeeee
Places people get bwoinked
Places people go braindead
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>>195446184
>fucking telescience
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>>195448386
This heatmap code is really neat.
You should make a PR to add it in a folder to the repo, for future use.
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>>195446553
did you miss medbay on the summoning map?
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>>195447868
>that blazing hotspot in the middle of the hall
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I wish more people used bar, it's fun when you make yourself a small bar where you can just buckle to your comfy chair and use every dispenser without moving, serving drinks and having a talk with someone, no matter how brief, ignoring validhunting and antags.
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>>195448041
for some reason nothing's showing up so take a fartmap of deff instead
>>195448556
not logged
>>195448558
done see last thread
not doable
not doable because of >>195448386
not logged
good idea
coordinates not logged
>>195448790
coordinates not logged, posted a map of prayers last thread
>>195448887
meh, I don't want to wait 6 more minutes waiting for another search for the same thing that's gonna end up with little data desu
>>195449085
maybe
meh
coordinates not logged
unloggable
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>>195449280
Bar always sucks in every server. In high RP it just becomes where everyone spends 99% of their time because all the jobs require no actual upkeep when they don't ever spawn in antags because somehow being paid to sit in a bar eternally after 5-20 mins work is acceptable RP and in low RP no one has any interest in it when they have antags to deal with, actual work to do, are too busy being shitters, etc
Ghetto bar is good though.
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>>195449674
How about ahelps?
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>>195444971
Places people adminhelp from the most? Or is it not logged properly.
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>>195449674
>only white hot places are the hop line and solitary
as is to be expected
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>>195446635
I've done it by :05 anon
You need to move on to phazon% if you want to beat my record.
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>>195448041
i spent WAY too much time in this shitty map i hope you're happy
>>195449831
coordinates not logged, posted a map of prayers last thread
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>>195450103
ARE YOU READY?
BEAR
FORCE
ONE
HU-HAH
HU-HAH
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>>195450097
The round starts at 12:05 you wiseass.
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>>195449674
>Places people go braindead
"Logout" locations are logged. However there's a shitload of noise since it would count every time someone ghosts or reconnects too.
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>>195450396
was in reply to >>195449085
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>>195450393
Anon...
I have delivered 5 of everything as early as 06 if not 05 depending when you call time.
You cannot comprehend my level of speedrun.
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>>195450103
Is the fucking aux radio place really one of the top spawn points
how
how do you erp in a full radsuit
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>>195450393
[18:00:09]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Harley Quinn) (AI Upload Access - 213,253,1)
[18:00:09]ACCESS: Login: EenKogNeeto/(Default Cyborg-301) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510

From spawn to dropping next to an engi borg in robotics. 200 seconds total.
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>>195450692
>>195451310
wow
look at that time
that has to be a 12:05!
oh wait
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>>195451773
Server time.
In the post is the spawn time of my borg mob, In the image is when i returned to the station and when I told the engiborg to scan them.
Heres another in 450ish seconds
[19:47:44]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Harley Quinn) (MiniSat East Wing - 336,247,1)
[19:47:44]ACCESS: Login: EenKogNeeto/(Default Cyborg-339) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510
[19:51:28]GAME: EenKogNeeto/(Artemis) sent mining shuttle (/datum/shuttle/mining) to mining dock
[19:52:06]SAY: Artemis/EenKogNeeto (@227,214,1) As Galactic Common : Done.
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>>195444998
I'm having trouble deciding if I have to read left to right or right to left but it's a good edit

>In summary... fuck you duny
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>eenkogneeto trying to not-so-subtly make the thread about them again
Just get a tripcode you sperg, we both know that's where you're heading.
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>>195452305
>He doesn't know Een has been at this since 2012 if not earlier
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>>195452346
Yes een, we all know you're an oldfag, seniority doesn't make you any less annoying.
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>Een attention whoring again

Fun!
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>>195444971
Where'd you get that updated map of Deff?
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>2018 - 49
>deff still not deleted
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>>195442496
Wait, /vg/ runs Ministation now? Been gone a few months pls no bully
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>>195453854
New Ministation called Packed. It's in the filename.
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>>195453854
A comparatively shit version of it
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>nonantag paramedic sleeps and delivers victims to vamp all round
really made me think
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>>195454732
did u ahelp it
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Was he right?
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>>195454732
Maybe he was enthralled.
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>>195454901
It must be a TG thing that all blobs are the superpowered ones because I have seen people try to force shuttlecalls over no overmind blobs
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Unban me
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>>195454957
I thought thralls appear at the endscreen too?
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>>195454732
vamp here, I stole you from the paramed. I have no idea why he sleeped you but I pumped more sleep in you then legged it. You were also the only person succed (the other vampire had 0 blood) so you can't really say he was doing that all round, it just sucked to be you.
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>>195454901
>Has never played hotkeymode
>Doesn't hack doors with a multitool
>Constantly OOCing

You should disregard any opinion Killette holds as "unrobust shitter complains".
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>>195455048
>Unban me
That will cost you 100 pomf coins.
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>>195455094
>calls the shuttle to a blob without overmidns
Yeah I'm impressed by your robustness pussy. The blob ended up doing jack shit, you just wanted to reroll for antag because you don't like the job you got.
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>>195455049
Pretty sure they don't if they get dethralled. Not saying that's what happened though.
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>>195455232
hi killette
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>>195455232
There were actual overminds. Just the ghetto bar one was new and the one on the outer perma grilles got laser'd fast.
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blob is literally only a threat if your a borg who is required by law to fight it. and even then just lol emitter gg ez
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>>195455139
But it's from the discord
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>>195455258
In that case it didn't happen. Here is the truth, without the dramatisation: >>195455087
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>>195455372
>he doesn't know that blob gains points significantly slower the longer the round has already been

lmao if it's not a roundstart blob it's at a huge disadvantage and doesn't matter. Only scrubs are scared of blobs and xenos, minor threats handled by guns.
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I'm mostly antagonized by the shuttle bomb that killed me and blasted apart my locker in the shuttle storage, but the locker right next to me was perfectly fine.
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>tfw someone calls you a spic because your randomly generated character's skin tone is a value was between 35 and 80
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>>195455906
Above 35 is no longer white, sorry pedro
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>>195455906
you have to go back
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>bwoinked 4 times in the same round by different admins
>two were because of the same person
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What do you think about the idea of having multi-Z? For those of you who have never seen one, you can go between floors with ladders, stairs, and elevators. Power and pipes alike can also go through floors with special segments. It's possible to see down to lower floors via open spaces and catwalks, and if you destroy or jump the railing you can fall to a lower level as well.

Not talking about going as far as mapping a multi-Z map for /vg/ just yet, but do you think it would be good to simply have the option in our code? We have sort of a ghetto version already with the fishing cabin vault/cellar.
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so what decides if a bagulo makes a singulo or just expldoes?
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>>195456851
it be complicated as fuck to have to code in. Thats the main problem with it
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>>195456851
I would give it a try for sure, it's hard to say if it would work out but as a map gimmick it would be alright
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>>195456884
Bagulo always makes a singulo but if there's another bag nearby for it to eat, it will snatch it up, immediately deplete the rest of the singulo's power and explode
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well i was a traitor and then the game crashed and now this shit is happening. i can't even launch the game from my browser. sorry if this causes issues or something.
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>>195456920
But if you could snap your fingers and it was on the test server you think people would give it a shot?
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>>195451310
>200 seconds total
So... 12:08.
You literally logdived yourself and to brag about your time being so much better when it's literally a tie. His might have even been faster.
>"You cannot comprehend my level of speedrun."
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>>195457096
Thanks for revealing the game mode.
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>>195457446
fuck i'm retarded
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>>195457387
Mob spawn and roundstart are different times by some amount.
using server time is the only accurate manner of counting anyway.
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heatmap of shocked airlocks
i had no way of differentiating maps so these are the shocked airlocks of every map put together, still pretty readable
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>>195457817
>vox shuttle
moderate kek
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>>195457817
>Those heatmarks in space by escape

METACLUB
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>>195457817
>Not placing shocked airlocks on every tile of escape
do you even engiborg
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>>195458781
dude stop metaing
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>>195458894
if we bump up the sensitivity it doesn't look like it
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>>195459142
places where "butt" is said
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>>195457817
>ai core white hot
>captain's room white hot
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Places where honk is said, or places where people are honked with the horn
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Rip dream team
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>>195457817
wonder how many of those shocked airlocks are just failed attempts at hacking them open
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>>195461732
Celt owed me one...
Nuklear showed me the greatness of Bob Dylan's writing.
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>it's ANOTHER Heads of Staff didn't secure the Captain's Spare episode
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>>195462492
>Joanna Slurp says, "And you're a Vox. We can't even repopulate the species."
SCUSE ME
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>>195459347
buttbots are not logged if that's where you're going
>>195449085
pic
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>>195463146
>that red square in the execution chamber
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>>195463146
see
>>195460668
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>>195463146
>librarian's study
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heatmap of "AI open"
the upload has 600+ instances it's literally white hot even with intensity as low as it goes
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"honk"
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>>195462492
>ask if RD is going to secure the spare
>no
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>>195463412
It's like an actual, visible form of cancer
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>>195463652
>viro cell 1
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Do a heatmap of "HELP"
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>>195463146
A notable lack of shitcurity in engineering
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>>195463652
I wonder what caused that second white spot inside the HoP's office.
>>195463849
He did, a couple threads back, Medbay was a christmas tree
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>>195463652
>red area on the execution chair
Kek
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>>195463929
>At the HOP window
"Give me all access."
"Why?"
"Honk."
>At the HOP chair
"Clown, what are you doing in there?"
"Honk."
>By disposals
"FREEZE CLOWN."
"Honk."
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>>195463652
Can you do a heatmap of TTV explosions
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>>195449085
here's "reeee"
similarly to the "ai open" map, the AI core was a dwarf star even with intensity as low as 5 (out of 255), here it is with intensity 35
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>>195464358
How about one of where people have said 'Clown' or 'Mime'
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>>195464358
Acid smoke or lube spray, take your pick.
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>>195464358
Need heat maps of
>Call it
>It's/Its Loose
>Shitcurity
>Door Please
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>>195464601
he did half of those this thread
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>>195463652
a heatmap of people getting handcuffed, do the logs show it?
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>>195464358
Heat map of "Dream Sign: Evil sealing Tailisman"?
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>>195464842
again litearlly did it already fuck sake people
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>>195444971
space lube
broken windows
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>>195464842
They already did that one.
>>195446184
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>>195444971
places plasma canisters are opened
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>>195444971
Literal heat
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I never knew that the stun talisman invoke line was a reference to 2hu main character Reimu's spell card Dream Sign "Evil-Sealing Circle" until now
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>>195444971
Mime walls
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>>195465473
#1 will be the hopline
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>>195465524
>not topleft brig cell
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>>195463412
surprised the engineering secure storage isn't whiter, you practically need the canisters in there every shift, plus the supermatter
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>>195465640
'open secure storage' isnt 'Ai open' anon
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";help", box, higher quality
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POST FUN FLAMETHROWER LOADOUTS
OBLIGATORY SUPERHEATED CO2
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>>195465801
Can we get ;"ling" and ;"maint"
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>>195465801
Do a heatmap of deff to prove whether or not the mining shuttle control in the bridge has ever been used.
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";help", meta
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>>195465997
;"Borgs rouge" ?
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";help", deff
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the difference in the upper left cell and the lower left cell in box in all these heat maps genuinely makes the neurons accelerate
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>>195464745
does not log coordinates
>>195464470
can't really do attack logs without having all maps be cross-contaminated into one
>>195465051
can't really do chemistry logs without having all maps be cross-contaminated into one
>>195464445
>>195465964
lame desu these take 4-6 minutes each
>>195464601
here's "call it/call shuttle"
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places where people say reddit
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>it's a deff round

Alright, time to get the shuttle called as fast as possible.
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>>195466625
>warden is a number one cause of VALIDS SECURE, CALL SHUTTLE
golden
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>>195466625
One day while Andy
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>>195466625

How about Call the shuttle/recall?
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>>195466939
you are literally replying to it
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>>195466625
"Cute"
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>>195466939
Just "recall" would be better.
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>>195466697
As QUICKLY as possible anon.
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>>195466625
Can you do one for Adminhelps, or if it has to be a specific thing, Ahelps for "Was that valid"
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>>195465473
fortunately mime walls have an attached emote
>>195467267
no coordinates
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>>195467337
How are there no coordinates for ahelps? We get coordinates when players make them
Well we get coordinates when we jump to the players that make them
Would it be possible to do one for that? Locations admins jump to?
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>>195466885
a lot of people like to read WGW from space

>>195467450
the jump button doesn't have coordinates, it jumps you to the mob, even if they moved from the spot they ahelped at
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>>195467337
>HoP line
>brig doors
>bridge
>auxiliary tool storage
kek
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>>195467746
>Librarian's Office
This is exactly what I expected.

How about one for people being shot with lasers?
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>>195467746
Can you do instances of someone using a language? Like vox pidgin?
Or ling hivemind chat?
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>>195466939
"recall"
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>>195468652
Do "it's loose"
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>>195468652
>Virologists don't want to leave
lol
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>>195468652
>those recall by the sme
out of curiosity, can you filter for particular names/ckeys/jobs?
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>>195468652
>cargo calls recall cause they are building a fort
>captain calls recall cause he's a retard
>ai calls recall cause he likes suffering
>dude at tcomms recalls cause he hasn't understood it yet
>two at HoP cause he doesn't have access yet
>viro
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>>195468004
people being lasered
>>195469231
only names/ckeys and it doesn't generate nearly enough data to make a worthwhile heatmap
also complicates the searching
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>>195469834
people being tased
CORRECTION:
these are the spots where the SHOOTER is standing
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>>195469834
Can you do disarming/pushing?
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>>195469834
>>195470075
>HoP desk is white hot
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>>195469834
>HoP's desk is searing
>that little dot outside of arrivals pod one
hearty kek
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>>195470075
bullets
>>195470160
this one's better
>>195470119
can't use attack logs without mushing all maps into one
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>>195466242
what about just heatmap "say"s?
it's the action most consistently done, although some areas will be underrepresented since autismo solo jobs like viro or toxins don't talk much
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>>195468065
locations where vox spew forth their disgusting snowflake language
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>>195470896
Are vox really common in the Geneticist role or something?
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A heatmap for power sinks or the nuke would be neat.
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>>195470306
the resulting file was so big my script crashed and notepad++ refused to open it
what a waste of time
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>>195444971
APCs hacked on malf or ;IT'S/ITS LOOSE
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Would one for emag use be possible?
What about where people buy specific traitor items?
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>>195470306
>>195472203
here's only the first 10 million results, intensity 0,01
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>>195472757
it would be more significant if you clamped the maximum instead of normalizing the whole range
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>>195472757
The word autism/autistic.
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>>195472757
>merchant ship trades
nice
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>>195472852
be patient nigga
intensity 0,04
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>>195472975
0,1
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>>195472975
What is it about the upper-left brig cell on all of these?
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>>195473169
>chatter coming from the SME shard tile
thinking
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>>195473187
I could tell you but the resulting red pill would shatter your emitters forever
(It’s just because it’s the closest room to processing and 90% of the time only one prisoner is brigged at a time.)
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>>195473169
and finally, i guess with this creampie you can find the quietest part of the station

anyways i'm going to sleep now
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>>195473401
good stuff, thanks for doing requests
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>>195473401
>tfw ywn get doublestuffed (packed) by IC verbs
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>>195473401
I wonder how closely this corresponds with the frequency of travel in those areas.
Would the quietest parts of the station also make the best hiding places?
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>>195473401
what's with that particularly chatty tile left of arrival solars?
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>>195473534
Because of how fucked access is in this game, the map does give some hints of some good hiding spots, yeah

External Airlock and Solars access for Security WHEN
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>when you get converted to cult as a traitor
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>>195473401
last one:
in all of 10 million spoken messages, nobody has ever said anything in the topright tile of permabotany
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>>195473896
How are there that many spoken messages inside every single wall on the station?
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>>195473835
>clown cultist was a vamp
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>>195474056
>given to him by another person
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I wanted a nice beach, not a horror hospital
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>>195473896
>straight lines coming from from escape
>interrupted lines from the spacepod shop and escape pods
>syndie shuttle clearly distinguishable
There's a lot of places I would have betted no human ever laid a step on, but they are all in white
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>>195473980
DUDE BOMBS LMAO
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>>195473896
brb, vox trader gimmick where I sell the unique opportunity to be the first person to ever stand inside certain walls
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>>195474546
This game is truly a ludonarrative gem.
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>get detonated for following laws or maybe just in case, who knows
>cult needs one more and has all access
>cultist holding you can't process the information that they can soul-shard your MMI's brain
>get eaten by Papa Narnar
>you just wanted to be glorious construct master race
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>>195474267
>>195473896
It's cross contamination from other maps, look how you can see what appears to be Deff arrivals above the solars

There's simply no way people are regularly talking inside the double reinforced walls of telecoms
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>>195475419
>he doesn't know
lol
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>>195475419
>you can see what appears to be Deff arrivals above the solars
That's the Nuke Ops shuttle.
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>>195475586
Not that one, the lanky fucker above it
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>>195475419
They only need to have said something once ever which I imagine is bound to happen with bombs
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>>195475663
I'm not sure what you mean.
In any case, if it was cross-contamination from other maps, the white blob silhouette wouldn't so perfectly match Boxstation's outline. It'd be more than a few white patches in space, the shape as a whole would be unrecognizable if multiple maps were combined.
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>>195475419
Open a heatmap of Deff in another tab, it's too high up to be Deff arrivals
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>>195475419

worm holes and shit teleport you into the dumbest things that or wiz dipping into the walls to dodge shit.
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>>195473980
>Hand tele spam
>Blink spam
>Jaunting
>***Ghosts***
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>>195463652
>those couple in front of the supermatter containment and by the PA
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Thread's about to fall off the board.
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>>195481692
thanks
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>ss13g becoming one of the eternal page 9 generals
quick uhh shitpost statics or something
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>>195483847
Why fight it?
Just let it happen. Let us disappear.
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>>195483847
Let it die anon.
It's over.
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>>195483847
List the best head of medbay you can think of.
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>>195483847

>Euro hours
>expecting the thread to be alright
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I still want a picture of a nuke op climbing a tree to feed a Vox.
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>It's a "Vermintide summons the Horned Rat" episode

We didn't deserve you, Singuloth.
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>>195484089
>It's over.
Nothing is over!
Nothing!
You just don't turn it off!
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>>195485673
That was a sight to witness. Like 10 mice scarified themselves to loose the singularity.
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>Nick: Hey uh guys we should totally leave
>Nick:Yeah I mean gosh everything is just ruined we should all go right?
>Crew:Nah
>Nick:WHATEVER
>later
>Nick:OH NO SINGULARITY IS LOOSE BETTER CALL IT
>Crew:What no it isn't
>Nick:NO IT TOTALLY IS OH MAN IT JUST ATE THROUGH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE LOOK AT IT GO
>No air alarms anywhere near, while currently IN the department he just claimed was eaten
>Nick: SERIOUSLY GUYS CALL IT MAN
>Crew:No fuck off
>Nick: FINE WHO HAS THE CAPTAINS ID THEN
>Nick calls the shuttle
>Wasn't antag
I assumed he was just thirsty for greentext, so what the fuck was that all about exactly
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>>195485931
>I missed a "mice do things" round

you can't do this to me, I can't be playing spess all day. please don't have any fun without me
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>>195485931
Bannable offense. Get logs.
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PSA to medbay: if a morgue light is green that means a dead player is inside their corpse waiting to be cloned. There was 3-4 poor bastards waiting to be cloned in a morgue coffin NEXT TO THE CLONER last round waiting to be cloned while the CMO piled more corpses into it.
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>>195486023

[23:40:15]GAME: Tokanova/(Lee Rocker) has called the shuttle. Justification given : 'SINGULOOSE!'

Nick wasn't the one who called it though from the logs it seems people think he was a dick because he shot some monkey or something
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>>195486023
I didn't call it , but there was a singularity in the closet, HoP was a traitor so he may have caused it. I did see a SPS say ""HofP" has detected a death in Janitor's closet" and there was a weak pull there when I was near the door. Also the main reason for calling the shuttle before the singularity got bigger was the fact that everyone else in the Security had committed suicide.
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>>195486305
Lee Rocker called shuttle after going on a spree cause NOADMINS.
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>>195486060
Mice didn't singuloose or interfere with any station engineering, a few of them jumped into a stationary one in the janitor's closet spawned by a traitor.
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>>195486023
there was a singuloose that started in the janitors closet and traveled across the primary hallway through engineering before hitting the mommi nest where it sucked up a bag of holding and died. if you weren't seeing air alarms then either the system was broken or you're retarded. Honestly I would have called the shuttle just because the chef was gone and the kitchen was destroy. There was no food for 2 hours.
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>>195486403
He was an antag.
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>Waifu hasn't played in months
It hurts
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>>195487415
>Saw a couple of friendfus who haven't played in a while online the other day

Felt good
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>>195486447
>Calling shuttle for no food
Order a pizza. Or look in the fridge, there were over 1000 watermelons with something lik 60 nut each
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>>195488615
SIXTY NUT
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>>195488787
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Archchancellor the Unendi for captain 2k160
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>>195486447
>chef was gone

Someone didn't keep up with radio chatter and killed me over chemistry poisoning the station about an hour in. There was like 12 other people lost to the wild ride.
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>>195488832
source
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>>195488869
you don't get it, this is top tier performance art
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>>195488869
Fuck off een
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>>195488987
Your food had all kinds of poison in it, due to the botanists handing you poisoned plants.
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>>195487415

When you play this game so much, you need a break eventually. Also people have a life, not everyone can sit in front of a computer 24/7

But eventually, everyone feels the need to play more because this game has updates, and it's a pretty good social game despite everything happening
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>>195489113
I made like 2 fruit salads, a blue-space gummy bear and 4 weed candies foods from the cooking machines. The rest was fortune cookies, donut/donk pocket salads, a diona cereal and a bunch of hooch ice cream. Most of botany's shit went unused.
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Dexalin Plus (5 units)
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>>195490787
let's not
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>>195488869
SHIT NEED TO MAKE SURE MY STATIC IS IN CHAT SO ITS ALL ABOUT ME
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>>195488869
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>>195444971
logouts
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How many walking mushrooms does another mushroom need to kill and eat before it turns into a Papa Mush?
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>>195489113
If a chef is stupid enough to make food out of glowberries or anything with Poison or Death in the name, that's not really the botanists fault
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>>195492107
Is that an actual thing somewhere?
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It's been six months since last time I've visited these threads.
Have waifu worshippers and generally other shitters disappeared yet?
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>>195493505
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>>195493505
they're not going away but the threads are in much better shape than they were some time ago
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The Mulebot (#2) makes a sighing buzz.
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>>195493689
Sweet, guess I'll stick around some more.
Time to clumsily relearn roboticist again. That clown incident was too much for me.
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>>195493883
Good. Roboticists have new toys and its gameplay changed a little bit.
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>>195493883
Printing cells works a little differently so pay attention to that.
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>>195488869
Ended up getting freed and ZAS'd medical into a shuttlecall.

Why? Was told 'just kill the wizards it isnt hard, watch'
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>>195492891
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>>195495190
Don't trust the wiki.
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Thoughts?
https://github.com/mattroks101/InterBay
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>>195495190
They level up and gain HP and damage but there's no point where they look different or automatically become killers. They CAN attack people if they're player-controlled so I'm thinking it's a reference to adminbus.
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>>195495942
fuck off kurba
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>>195495942
Honestly, my dude, it probably runs slower than a snail stuck on petrified molasses, with even bigger levels of autism than bay and lifeweb, with a management that likely wants to do the same shit as lifeweb without fixing its issues, while oldfags praise it to high heavens because they feel like newfags, not because its actually good.

Also fuck off kurba
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no
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>>195495942
Anything special about it?
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>>195495942
how can people play with all that shit on their HUD blocking their view?
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>>195497502
If you mean the entire bar with all the indicators and actions, that's an extra tile of screen, it doesn't actually block anything
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>>195497695
>extra tile of screen
You mean they make the eyesight smaller to fit that shit? Holy crap
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>>195495942
Playing around with it a bit, kinda feels like Eris, with Lifewebs mood, but not as good as either.
Map if a fucking labyrinth as well.
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>paying 15 dollars today play on Russian rape server that's only up on weekends
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>>195498948
Why though
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>>195498948
>that's only up on weekends
>Lifeweb hasn't been up for 2 weeks now

Did Randy die?
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>>195498429
Extra
1. beyond or more than what is usual, expected, or necessary; additional
2. larger or better than what is usual
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I just checked and my account was made before november 2015 so I can rape babies for free))))))
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>>195500117
Your viewport only takes 8*8 at 32p. You simply can't add "extra" without forcing people into fit to screen.
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>>195500117
That explains the odd aspect ratio. It's shit.
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>>195500241
The viewport doesn't matter, the maximum size depends on the monitor. You need at least 1080p to play 32x32 with 15x15 tiles, the most common size, at x2. It's already forcing people into fit to screen.
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>login
>adminwho
>logout
#just/vg/things
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>>195501695
Which admin made you log out?
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>>195501857
Kammerjunk and arthurdentist.
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>>195502113
>2 best admins
shitter detected
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>>195502947
I wonder who could be behind that post..................
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>>195503243
and after, a lot less data but still an interesting difference
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>>195503243
>>195503364
*HoP became a harder bombing candidate since sneaking into the tiny central maint is harder with a bomb in hand
*People have to bomb Cargo from maint rather than backpackbomb the entrance
*White backpackbomb spot in front of the Kitchen completely gone, backpackbombing right outside the bridge less common as well
*Escape lockers went from white hot to almost nothing
*for some reason nobody telebombs the teleporter?
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>>195503364
Daring
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>>195503243
YIY DUDBT FURE UT
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How come /vg/ Station isn't listed on the server list? Or am I just blind
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>>195504417
It's on purpose
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>>195504417
Do you really want the average byond idiot on /vg/. Its bad enough we get /tg/ rejects.
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>>195504417
It is to avoid the shittersquad supreme.
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locations where mice speak
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>>195504742
About what I expected.
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>>195504742
>that hotspot under the surgical table
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>>195507365
fuck off morena
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>>195507365
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>>195504742
Have you done locations where people are tased/batonned yet?
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>>195507632
>>195470075
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Greytiding in this game is only fun when there’s adversity, I’ve found. If you manage to get all access as a greyshirt, all the fun of sneaking into places is lost. Using a few tips, you can keep your all access for the entire round until it ends/you get perma’d.
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guys
what if
guys hear me out
what if we moved the mechanic and his fabricators to cargo
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>>195507885
Thanks
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>>195507993
But the mechanic is not a service role.
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>>195507993
Why is mechanic a job, anyways?
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>>195508104
I wouldn’t mind if mechanics were commented out and their “abilities” distributed to the respective relevant department, or even just removed entirely.
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Grant Cargo the ability to order crates full of Space Helmets+Space Suits+Magboots+Oxygen Tanks and lock the orders behind Code Red.

Bam, no more running out of Space Suits during Blob.
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Security Dream Team?
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>>195508469
Everyone in Security is deeply flawed that’s why they play Security
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>>195508535
Secborg Dream Team?
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>>195508594
Blown borg brigade.
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>>195508594
SAUSAGE
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>>195508104
Science doesn't ever at any point improve anything on the station, and never will. Mechanics are expected to and are better equipped to do so.
Moving everything to science would be the greatest powercreep and for absolutely nothing. Science never does anything, no wonder why there's many popular servers that aren't a "research station".
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>>195508664
lmao fuck off goldsteel if you're so good how come you claim people are metagrudging you
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>>195508664
I think sausage is one of the borgs that is extremely sadistic and seems to hate everyone regardless of lawset although that mignt be sweep I’m remembering? I have a bad memory for their names
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>>195508689
>Moving everything to science would be the greatest powercreep
U wot
The only thing mechanics have that science don't are the genfab (never ever used, science could build one if they cared, never do) and the flatpack (doesn't do anything you can't do with the circuit printer and protolathe, science could build one if they cared, never do)
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>>195508664
>sausage
>not the very definition of horrid
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>>195508689
>assistant++ has expectations to improve things.
How wrong can you be?
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>>195508853
Nope, definitely SAUSAGE.
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>>195508853
He used to be like that to the point it made silicons less fun because of his negativity. Now he just seems really bad at following orders.
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>>195508594
For every Sadistic Warden giving a timed sentence twice as long as Space Law outlines there’s 3 NT Default Secborgs harbatoning a Mime to death because it damaged them and they think they’re the Space Station
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>>195508469
Self shilling robust hos
Self shilling non-antag murderer warden
Self shilling flashbang officer
Self shilling accent detective
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>>195509058
What do Security Officers eat for breakfast?
BANGERS and Mash!
Honkhonkhonkhonk
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>>195508689
>and are better equipped to do so
except they never get the materials
which might be solved by making them buddies with miners and cargo
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>>195509027
On nt default borgs are allowed to do that because of the 4th law, not 1st.
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>>195509058
You just gave me PTSD.
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>>195509285
What about law three being a higher priority than four?
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>>195509285
They are not because of both Law 2 and Law 3, and the Mime is crew.
You know you’ve fucked up on NT Default if you violated Law 3 in favor of something below it. Law 3 is so low it almost doesn’t matter so fucking that up is impressive.
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>>195509427
>mime
>crew
According to whom?
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>>195509487
The crew manifest
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Medbay dreamteam???
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>>195509487
>this is you average silicon player, say something nice.
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>>195509569
Hachi and six clones of Hachi
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>>195509643
One for each tank transfer valve
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>>195504742
Can you make one of places where weldertanks have exploded?
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>>195508868
Science still needs materials, even if they can be obtained in two minutes via slimes for some reason. Mechanics can build machinery out of thin plants and the two most common materials on the station.

>science could build one if they cared, never do
That's the point. Science never builds anything and nobody will force them to do anything. Science can feed the station forever, heal a whole z-level every tick, create mobs to fight the mobs, spawn parasites that give superpowers, build a mech for every crewmember, create artificial singularities, mine instantly, forcefeed the station forever while illuminating it bright pink, fix any breach and gold plate it afterwards, arm security, rearm security and outarm security, talk to the dead, and more. But that doesn't happen.
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>>195509569
Amelia Adams
Kaylie Morgan
Julia Brandt
Reica Carter
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>>195504742
Got one for emag usage?
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>>195456884
Can't be on centcomm z level, else it asplode
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>any discussion of making chemdispensers harder to get for R&D is blocked because "lol we have one in the research outpost it's just 30 seconds to get another"
>PR to remove heater and freezer from R&D gets almost twice as many votes up than votes down, is closed because "lol we have a heater and freezer in the research outpost it's just 30 seconds to move them"
>perpetuates the shit meme of xenobotany as a science job despite having no reason to exist
>has a fucking stunbaton for no discernible reason
the research outpost was a mistake
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>>195509643
Hachi is mediocre at best. Also vox are pox. But there's definitely much worse.
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>>195509953
I don’t play science
Why does RnD need a freezer/heater?
What’s the motivation behind removing said freezer/heater?
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>>195510569
Bombs
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>>195510636
I don’t see the point in removing them then. Making Toxins not be able to cool plasma or whatever the heck is involved in bombo making is a boring change. If people hate Toxins that much just remove it entirely
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>>195509569
Joanna Slurp
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>>195510767
>a long time ago, toxins didn't have a heater or freezer
>someone adds both to toxins because "let's make bombs easier to make"
>people find out you can literally make maxcap bombs in 5 minutes with just a heater and freezer
>"wait why did we make bombs easier to make"
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>>195511390
can't we just give toxins something to do other than bombs?
purple sci-fi oil should have a sci-fi refining process and products
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>>195512848
With chemical heating added, you could make some kinda of fractional distillation process like with oil to make super plasma of various types
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>>195512848
Toxins should be given more chemical related scientific research to perform so we actually have a representation of chemistry as a scientific discipline.
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>>195512848
>>195513462
Phazon combined with super plasma to turn you into a god when?
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>>195513609
>put cooled super plasma in rad collectors
>put near shard
>station becomes a new star
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>>195511390
just merge toxins and xenobio and use the toxins to get more controlled slime growrth than a flowchart
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bluepill incoming
but without toxins who will bomb the station?
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>>195513609
plasmamen who breathe super plasma turn into pre-nerf plasmamen
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>>195514712
Should Vox breathe in super nitrogen to become Uberchicken?
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>>195514656
mining
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>>195514656
mining and xenoarchs with crystals
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Plasma-a: Complex structure, strengthens materials, does not burn, generates really high ammounts of power from radiation. Often forms as a brittle crystal. Decomposes into plasma-b if hot enough, or under physical stress (grinding).

Plasma-b: Mollecular chain, reacts in peculiar ways with some chemicals, burns generating moderate heat and high ammounts of co2, generates moderate ammounts of power from radiation. Often liquid, long enough chains may create a solid, dough like material (plasma-b2?). Decomposes into plasma-c if hot enough or when broken by chemical reactions. Needs extreme pressure to form into plasma-a, plus constant switching between hot and cold. Process may be aided by chemicals.

Plasma-c: Free mollecules, seeps into biological tissue reacting in strange ways, burns really hot with little co2, generates high ammounts of power from radiation. Usually found as gas. Combines into plasma-b in a process that requires thousands of years, process may be greatly sped up by a combination of irradiation and electromagnetism.

Plasma-d: Theorized to exist, effects and qualities unknown. Theorized to be either a combination of plasma-a, plasma-b and plasma-c or wizard farts and narsie snot

Asteroid plasma: Mix of p-a, p-b, p-c; proportions randomized each round?
Gas miner plasma: Mix of p-b, p-c; proportions static throughout rounds?
Natural liquid plasma? mix of p-a, p-b, p-c, p-d?
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Someone post lifeweb IP to piss off le sikrit club
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https://imgur.com/bdK3U5V
This for Cargo WHAEN
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can you guys help? how do i buckle myself to a chair? also what does PR and APC mean
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>>195517308
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
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>>195517308
click and hold self drag to chair
PR means pull request
APC is the area power controller thing in the wall
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>>195517824
thanks man
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>>195517971
Once you're buckled click the chair to unbuckle yourself
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>>195514863
Creating super nitrogen summons pomf chicken to trade it for a pomfcoin
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this is what scientists use the outpost chemdispenser for
also, 2924 units of creatine
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>>195519571
DELET
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>>195519571
>chloral hydrate number 10
Wow, who knew Scientists were so interested in Pediatric Medicine?
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>>195519571
wtf is lithiumsodiumtungstate
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>>195520038
It's a xenoarch only chemical used in analysis of core samples, and the whole reason the chem dispenser was put there.
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>>195520038
It's literally the only reason why the chemdispenser exists there.
And it's number 10.
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>>195519889
It's even more impressive considering you only need 5-15u of it.
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>>195520372
Well, 4
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>been playing on this server for 3 years
>can't even keep the station properly functioning through a single meteor storm on extended
Why do I even bother playing this game
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>>195520640
I r8 you 5/5. Not obtrusive, complete, and with little jank
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>>195520807
I've been here for nearly 7 years and I'm still trash. Its fine.
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>>195520807
If it makes you feel better I've been playing this game for about a year now and I've only picked up a soldering iron about 5 times
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The entire secteam this round deserves a fucking permaban holy fucking shit.
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>>195470896
>that spot in viro
man I miss pun bird
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>>195521119
Yes Anakin, let the anger and the hate flow through you...
What happened?
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>>195519571
>Hyperzine
Makes sense, Xenoarch spends pretty much all his time suited
>Mutagen
Xenobotany stuff, makes sense
>Dylovene, Bicard, keloderm, Tricord
I'm surprised not see dexplus, since stocking up on that seems to be a no brainer on the roid
>More inaprov then Tricord
Why? Inaprov only makes sense in the treatment of others. Roid life is a lonely life.
>pacid but no smoke
Close combat beaker splashing?
>CH
Makes no sense on the outpost at all. Even if used with smoke, everyone and their dog is on internals out there
>Ammonia
Fertilizer, sure
>Thermite
Surprised not see this further up. Really useful for abandoned structures.
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>>195520938
>Meanwhile I use up multiple 200u sacid beakers because some shitter got an emag
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>join 15 minutes in
>Dee Fibb the officer walking around with full HoS gear and glubbs, even DNA locked the lawgiver so the real HoS couldn't use it when they joined
>goes braindead in the middle of the round when there are no valids
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>>195521252
>CH
>Makes no sense on the outpost at all. Even if used with smoke, everyone and their dog is on internals out there

>he doesn't know

You can inject Chloral Hydrate into autoinjectors. They'll go through ANYTHING and are an instant injection.
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>>195521342
that's a pretty spider. what kind is it?
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>>195521393
>glubbs still make people chimp out
I just put my glubbs in a cardboard box until doors start getting shocked / I have to do lots of hacking and then I just leave them on
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>>195521119
ban request it p u s y
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>>195521428
No idea
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>>195521252
>better powergame all these healing chemicals so I don't die to all these mobs that are literally less dangerous than space carp
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>>195521528
Yellows are locked behind access for a reason.
You don't want your maint shocked by greytide.
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>>195521252
Inaprovaline is a precursor to a lot of other chems, probably skews the results somewhat
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>>195470896
>bartender birds
>that spot in interrogation
>all 4 brig spots are lit slightly
>not a single one in engineerring
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>>195521252
>pacid but no smoke
I have my reasons
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>>195522563
>not knowing about the high intensity UV setting
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>>195521393
He just got off a ban, he has to flaunt his big security peepee to make up for those 7 days
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>>195523413
But you can't melt the trader's stuff with that.
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>>195504742
Can you do one of these but for Tradeband/Gutter?
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>>195524997
no, they're a bad meme
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what the fuck was sec doing this round?
besides getting robusted by polar bears
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>>195521946
what?
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>>195526062
They were being Sec during Cult
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>>195523869
You can melt anything that fits inside, including the trader.
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>>195521396
I see. Good to know. autoinjectors are 5u though, right? I feel like most antags that go on the roid are Vampires or lings, which would shrug that dosage off like it was saline.
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>>195526620
You can inject more IIRC
I've hit the toxin-damage threshhold from a single shitterjuice pen
also
>thinking the autoinjectors are getting used AGAINST antags
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>login
>SMELELELELEL
>deff
>logout
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>2018 - 48
>deff is still not deleted
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>>195526062
>get killed by bear
>mfw i can just refuse the clone and escape a cult round at no cost after seeing cult shit everywhere
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>Take forever to get a tile painter to pretty up my Chapel with
>Decide to go scrawl all my prayers down on an actual book so I can give a legitimate sermon, have to get food first because hunger
>See a rune in Kitchen
>No less than 5 minutes later Nar-Sie is called and I'm brutally beaten by eldritch horrors
Fun
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>>195526728
>>195526772
I don't even like deff but you guys are the reason I vote for it every time.
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>deff fags are literally killing the server over a map that 3/4ths of the community doesn't want
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>PDA everyone the hack wires
>Message from Gerald Walter (Assistant), "mgar is blood" (Reply)
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>>195526728
>>195526772
>>195526830
>the absolute state of boxbabies
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>>195526825
>admitting that the only people who ever pick deff do so for grief reasons
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>>195526846
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
Now I have a hickup.
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>>195526865
good goy blame the even white box map, it's deff or box every day and we can't let the white map win! (pushes away meta and bagel voters even though they're respectable maps compared to deff)
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>>195526865
I don't even like box that much. I like meta a lot but recognize that box is just a superior version. Also other servers have really good maps that we could be using but for some reason all we've got is box and def.
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>>195526975
Bagel is pure trash and needs to be removed
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>>195527026
still better than deff. I'll vote it over box if it means spiting you deff fags
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>>195527026
Definitely, but at least it's not def.
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>>195526975
>bagel
>respectable map
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>>195527026
>Bagel has the best service department
>Meta has the best medical department
>Deff has tunnel snakes
>Box is vanilla, but vanilla is fine sometimes
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Drugs working differently when injected rather than swallowed when?
I want hyperzine junkies to hoard syringes
I want something in the fridge that's not a pill
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COED ID :--------------DDDDD


>>195527416
georgia reservat
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>>195521937
medkit supplies are limited, and they can always get lucky shots in
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>>195527713
>lucky shots
?????
all the asteroid mobs are 100% predictable and kiteable
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>>195527251
Meta has the best maint. Given that the only point of deff is maint, it's pretty clear that there's literally no point in deff.
Bagel service departments are absolute trash, too. It has good botany but that's it.
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>>195527819
exactly, so it's a lucky shot if they smack you in the leg

no reason to not use chems for healing when they're literally F R E E
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>>195527948
>Given that the only point of deff is maint

it's not maint
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>>195526608
yeah but there's non of that in the trader's outpost
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>>195528034
there's no "luck" involved
you can avoid 100% of hits and it's not even hard
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>>195528048
t. cancer1s
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>>195522563
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>>195527819
well except for these days when the serb has a heart attack and you get gorilla ground pounded 20 times while your toon can't move
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>>195529117
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>toon
BAN
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>>195529176
Get off the parcel, totally.
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I CAST FIST
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>Instant Fist
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>wiz with instafist singlehandedly murders the entire station and wizards without taking a single scratch
>simultaneously murders about 7 people without even trying
>punches through windowed but otherwise closed areas
>punches people in completely different rooms
B A L A N C E D
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>>195527416
This is actually a thing but it's barely used
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>>195529701
fist does dick for damage
unless the wizard finds spikes gloves in maint
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>>195527416
getting random viruses from sharing used needles without disinfecting them first WHEN
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>>195529857
Even dick for damage is sufficient when the opponent can't fight back
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>>195529756
What is it used for
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>>195529857
but the damage doesn't matter because it knocks you down and take every tile on screen. which means anyone who can see you to shoot you can't do anything but lay there helpless when fist is spammed. and it doesn't even matter if they get a shot off outside of the range because fist can be spammed while stunned and cuffed. secborgs are the only ones who can even tase and cuff a stationary fist spamming wizard. but wont execute due to their laws and the cuffed wizard will eventually disable the borg.
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>>195527948
Meta maint is bad for exploration/screwing around/yakkity. Way too many straight lines of 1 tile hallways. It's not just about having hidey holes, but also about a place that's fun to explore and poke around in.
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>>195529701
I don't think there's any way to balance the spell without either changing the fundamental concept, or making it unusably bad.
I mean it's a screen-wide instant attack. What can you even change besides the DPS of it?
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>>195530154
>but the damage doesn't matter because it knocks you down and take every tile on screen.

>Yet ANOTHER stunlock spell
What did the coders mean by this
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>>195529857
I'm one of the most unrobust players on the station and even I do well with FIST. I just walk around mashing the button and teleporting whenever even vaguely threatened. Doesn't matter that it does joke damage when its so safe and so mindless.
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>>195530181
Straight lines is why it's great. It means sec actually has a chance of finding people in maint, while at the same time, someone good will easily lose sec in there.
There are also many interesting places in maint without having too many, and there's good space to be able to build secret bases and the like without being too obvious.
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>>195530345
Do you guys sometimes think coders don't actually play this game and only implement things for the sake of funny memes
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>>195530461
I can't think of a single coder who actually plays at all.
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>>195530313
Try playing the game before commenting.
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>>195530461
yes
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>>195530461
let's see
>fist
>push
>doppelganger
these were all made by the same person
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>>195530632
What a coincidence.............
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>>195530154
>secborgs are the only ones who can even tase and cuff a stationary fist spamming wizard.
Why do you care about this versus one of the antags least affected by stuns
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>>195530868
Because wiz can jump even when stunned, only physically harming them has any impact. And borgs can't do that if they're not combat borgs because they're never going to get in range.
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>>195530996
>Because wiz can jump even when stunned
So why the fuck are you bringing up "human can't stun+cuff wizbong" when they already had strong incentives not to do that? Did you consider getting riot armour and shotguns or some shit maybe?
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>>195530461
I saw PJB play 2 rounds
In the first he built a bar R-UST and prayed for rods so it would spill
In the second he crashed the server, bragged about it for hours, then spent 2 hours re-creating it to make a collage and post it in leddit
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I remember one sec borg being killed by a wiz it took down because according to the sec who was in ghost chat at the time he OOC disliked the idea of takin it off asimov because its more of a challenge and fuck borgs. Everyone died and the wiz won that round. In hindsight, should have ahelped him for being that retarded since he was the HoS
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>>195530313
sure there is.

nerfs
>reduce the range down to 1 tile
>(every upgrade increases it by one tile, max 5)
>make the ability unable to go through walls
>increase the cooldown to 3 seconds (nonupgradeable)
>(just under the time to cuff)

buffs
>increase the power with zas like ability to throw people
>stuns and throws borgs as well
>continue to allow the ability while stunned or cuffed

This would increases the damage with slamming into walls and breaking skulls. The ability would be more fun for all involved. Wizards get more animated deaths from players. More gameplay possibilities as a player who may have attempted to combat or cuff a stunned wizard is possibly thrown out outside of his range. And it would be more of a utility for wizards who get caught allowing them to pushoff and escape from their captors. Maybe even throw in a reduced time to resist out of cuffs.
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>>195530570
what did he mean by this?
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>>195530313
>Can't go through walls
>Has an actual cooldown and remove the stuns
Done. Its a shitty spell for shitty people who can't be bothered aiming yet sill want to hurt everyone they can see
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>>195531880
so now it's still a shitty spell for shitty people who can't be bothered aiming yet sill want to hurt everyone they can see, BUT it's bad
don't you think you fixed the wrong thing
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>>195531706
>>increase the power with zas like ability to throw people
>>stuns and throws borgs as well
>>continue to allow the ability while stunned or cuffed
This on a 3 sec cooldown would be even more overpowered than it is now.
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>>195531281
Get a brain, inbred.
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>>195532052
Is there an issue?
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Just make it targeted
Fuck 360 degree punching if you wanna punch behind you then turn around nibba
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>>195530461
A lot of the small time coders play a lot. It's sort of cause and effect though if you put a lot of time into coding big projects like Deity, PJB, or Shadowmech you don't really have time to play.

I try to play every day but it doesn't always happen because grad school stuff. Usually when I code something it's because I personally want that, I encourage other people to do this too. Code doesn't have to be scary and you can make your own department more fun.
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this game stopped being fun, rare to see an interesting round
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>>195532652
Same
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>>195532652
>>195532935
Same. It's just groundhog day.
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still looking for input on this, map is being built but its slow going
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>>195532652
It's the antags that are shit, biggest reason being that our gamemodes are still stuck in 2013 (some even worse)
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>>195533098
still has no mommi nest
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>>195533173
I agree with this

Nothing like raiding Viro/Xenobio for the millionth time because the xenos decided to start there for the millionth time

I sleep
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randy just teased a huge update on lifeweb

are you excited?
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>>195533530
no
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>>195533098
You will never get feedback and people will hate it if you ever finish it and get it live. We already have a lowpop map anyway.
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So I've been playing this game on and off for like two years now. I've gotten kind of okay at some basic jobs but I feel like I've hit a dead end. In most games I just keep going through the motions and end up escaping to the shuttle once it happens. I also still have a really hard time keeping up with all the information coming out of the radio. People seem to know very quickly what type of round is being played and what is happening, but I never feel like I have any idea unless I encounter it directly. What should I do to get better at this point?
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>>195533098
>putting toxins testing right next to the engine
MADMAN
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>>195534048
Play more jobs.
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>>195534048
Play as an antag so you get a feel for what the indicators of each mode are.

Play a job that requires listening to a lot of radio for reports like engineer or sec officer.
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>>195534112
Any job in particular you'd recommend? I don't want to play a job I'm so bad at that I end up ruining the whole round.

>>195534167
I'll try this. Antag feels pretty scary to me though since I feel like I'll mess it up the first couple times and get other players mad.
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>>195534273
It doesn't really matter, most everyone is garbage at team antags. For one thing if you're playing cult or rev they literally won't even notice if you're shit.

If you're a soloantag and you get caught just take it on the chin and when they execute you hit the play as MoMMI button or spam botany/robotics until you can get back into the round
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>>195534273
>I'll mess it up the first couple times
This is inevitable. You don't get good, you just get less bad with every mistake you make
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>>195534273
No ones allowed to get mad at you for the solo antag gamemodes just remember that

Also remember that everyone fucks up and the guy that detonated toxins because he didn’t launch the bomb has long since had that ban expired and still plays science
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>>195534273
You've been playing for 2 years.
You should be able to do any job.
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>>195534048
play sillycons. :)
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>>195534497
I’ve been playing for a year and I’ve never set up power
Living that luxury brainlet life
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>>195534430
>>195534432
>>195534482
Alright, I'll bite the bullet and try gitting gud.

>>195534497
As I wrote, it's an on-and-off thing. Sometimes I burn out and stop playing for a while only to get back into it a couple months later.
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every single time I get wizard I'm going to get fist+mutate+scrying+blink and spam all the buttons until coders nerf it
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>>195535347
I would just PR to remove it now but I'm really deep into this branch and I don't really want to commit until I have some more bugs worked out

Why don't you remove it? It would be really easy, just take it off the spellbook list, you can leave it in the code
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>>195535573
because I sure as fuck don't want to deal with the autismos screeching
>improve dont remove xd
>wow players hate change huh xd
>git gud lol xd
>ah but you see it's not OP because [theorycrafting] xd
>hey guys sarahjohnson here here's my essay on autistic screeching pls proofread it xd
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>>195535754
Get a bigger army of autismos to back you up
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>>195536151
what do you think I'm doing by becoming cancer incarnate?
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Post horrifying images.
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>>195536446
>8am
Sad but true

When Fallout 4 came out I had a shift to myself so I broke into the cap's office called the shuttle and forced taxi
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Sometimes I want to play ss13 again but then I remember

>/vg/ is too low RP for me personally
>im banned
>rounds last too long and I'd end up wasting my life again
>all my friends barely play/dont play anymore.
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>>195536680
why are you banned?
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>>195534048
>>195534273

> I also still have a really hard time keeping up with all the information coming out of the radio

Try the test server to see if there's other jobs you like, read up a guide and see what you can do. It's best to try out first what you can achieve before getting to it

Cargonia/science/Engineering/service jobs are best if you don't want to read much what's happening on the radio

Medical is pretty good too since you can focus more on what's happening inside than outside, Chemistry and geneticist rarely deal with people. Also virology means you won't have anyone bothering you.

If you ever feel like reading stuff, you can take up roles like security officer, becoming an AI midround, borg

Mommi is best job since you just do your shit

The reason why people knows the roundtype is because of all the pointers. You get told which antagonists will be possible to see at roundstart, so if there is the possibility of nuke ops/heist and you see five people lacking in the crew list, you know it's gonna be nuke ops/heist.
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>>195536680

Who are you, anon

>/vg/ is too low RP for me personally
>manage to get banned
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>>195536935
I was not banned for failing to roleplay, I was banned for roleplaying too hard.
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>>195537020
I’ll give you my pomf coin if you greenrext it
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>>195537079
I'll take that pomfcoin after I prove he's bullshitting
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>>195537132
Deal
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>>195537079
why would I need a pomf coin? I don't play
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>>195537020

But who are you?
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>>195537020
sup solarious
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>>195536680

Just get yourself unbanned and come back to play
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>>195535347
Coders don't nerf things because people abuse them.
Coders nerf things because people make a Github issue complaining about people abusing them.
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>>195538119
And sometimes those coders are the ones subjected to it hence
>Coder gets bootyblasted by viruses
>PR to nerf viruses appears and is approved days later
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unban me from discord, I'm prepared to learn the lesson
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>>195537540
>only ban is a self requested atmos tech ban
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>>195538356
Most of the coders don't play though, and so cannot be subjected to it.
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Forgive 2hotdogs
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>coders don't play
>most balance changes are made by buttblasted coder-wannabe play-all-day shitters anyways
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>>195538735
>we'll introduce a bunch of dumb shit and then let the actual playerbase fix it later lmao
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>>195537283
rashaja
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2hotdogs did nothing wrong
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>>195538735
>that lack of trigger discipline
REEEE
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>>195539552
That's his thumb, and I don't think he's putting it around the trigger, it just looks that way because of how he's picking up the gun.
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>>195539552
Daily reminder to press X when holding a dangerous weapon so you don’t accidentally assblast the clown with a shotgun slug
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>rev round, super obvious with the same group of people going around trying for the heads
>15 minutes in, only cmo is dead and hes currently getting cloned
>revs storm brig with stunprods, spears and bartender shotgun with a subverted engi borg
>all of them go down with one flashbang
>buckled to chairs and executed one by one
>all the assmad in postgame
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>>195533098
I'll suck your dick if you remove the singularity, put the parts in storage, and let the only default engine be a miniature supermatter engine that is mostly built and just needs some atmos'ing to finish.

Use this for reference: https://imgur.com/a/jC1nG
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>>195540019
>I'll suck your dick if you make us Polaris where engineering consists of turning on emitter at shift start and then locking the SME room
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>>195538356
If I could get any balance PR I want merged just because I was annoyed by dying to it, secborgs would not even exist on this server.
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>>195540576
>assumes "some atmos'ing" means "everything is already done and setup except for one easy step.

Don't put words into my mouth. There would still be plenty of steps depending on how far the mapper wants to go. Miniaturization is the idea here. Quick and easy is not the point or the goal.
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>>195533098
Having medbay, the brig and telecomms all in a line like that is asking for a bombing
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>>195539086

>stop being fucking weird and sexual with the borers, appeal this when you read the rules and understand ERP is a fucking NO

Just go on vore for your dick
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>>195473835
>that time a wizard got cultified during mixed
that time he fucking died to meteors
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>>195542646
Was pretty comfy napping on that couch
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w-waifus?
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>Roll Sec despite not having it on my preferences
>Try and restrain myself from abusing prisoners best as I can
>At round end I let go and me and a prisoner duke it out in the execution room as shuttle is coming
>His goal was to die anyway and I walked right into letting him achieve it
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I want to marry the AI
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>finally roll traitor chappie
>pda code bugs out during the religion selection process so I get ZERO crystals
>ahelp with no response

Well fuck it Ill traitor proper some other day.
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>officer that abused the assistant and left him dead in a cell wasnt banned
>the one shooting things with a staff of animation wasnt banned
The absolute state of VG
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>walk up to the HoP and declare myself head of security, slam my ID on the table
>"Sure thing, buddy."
>expect it to be a joke ID with no access
>it's not
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>>195542898
>shittery left ignored
>people posting bounties on bugfixes and features
ancap memes await
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>want to do THAT antag project again
>get delayed because of outpost vandals, and trying to turn one of em into my mommi helper
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>>195542898
It was an adminbus you weewee, just act like you got analblasted by a rod.
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>>195542990
He was probably just happy to have more sec
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>>195543050
>nonantag journalist shooting staff of animation in the hallway was a bus
Kill yourself
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>>195542990
that part where you blew the fuel tank outside of security was fucking hilarious, I was laughing the entire time me and everyone else kept getting ZAS'd
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>>195543279
By the time I realized that I was shooting a fuel tank, it was already too late.
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>>195542990
I was an antag, so I didn't care
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So no one has a problem with the chef grinding every body brought to him and doing it without questions?
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>>195544959
Not really, no.
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>>195542849
thanks doc
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>>195544959

Of course not, this is all part of Chef's gameplay. Much like an AI purged of his law, the one in trouble is the one bringing the corpse to the Chef, not the chef
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>>195544959
>shift-click on corpse
>Is it catatonic? Is it braindead and starving? Is there no pulse and soul?
>if yes, grinder, if no, ask

Of course you could just make anything up at that point. If you tell me it's a ling or vamp I'll probably believe you.
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>>195544959
I do, he could double his meat by butchering first, then removing the brain for braincakes before grinding.
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idea for new reagent
untable mutagen
recipe is 1u unstable mutagen and 49u banana juice
when splashed on a table, melts it like polyacid
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>>195544959
Not to be That Guy but why is this even a problem? I really don't like the handholding attitude a lot of ss13 servers have assumed in the past years, and people outraged that they dare be taken out of the round. Just go play another server or do something else, rounds are an hour or so at most.
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>>195545752
WeeGee rounds are usually longer than that but yeah I agree with ya
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>>195545752

This.

A lot of namefags snowflakes tend to bitch the second they die
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>>195544959
the one time i played chef i was kinda confused about this although that was one of my first games. now i use them as convinient ways to perma remove people from being revived as antag
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>>195545358
>he could double his meat by butchering first
How? Cut off arms and legs first and grinding them too?
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>>195504742
Can you do one for 'intones' ?
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>>195547519
Butcher two slabs of meat off then gibber for three
funfact, fat people give better meat.
Funfact, upgrading the gibber does exactly nothing.
I should put a 20$ bounty on coding in upgraded gibbers.
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>>195548332
YOU'D BE OVERPAYING BY 19$ SORRY CAPS
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>>195548501
Yes but i really want it.
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>>195548332
What should upgraded gibbers do?
Just more meat seems a bit boring.
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>tfw wanted to place bounty
>tfw tire blows out and eats my bullshit fund
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>>195548642
more body nutrient to meat nutrient ratio
more meat produced
less restrictions of what you can load in it (more clothes, less human things)
faster grind time
more content size (One is super small when you have lots of...things to gib)
make it produce 2x as many faggots but no meat as an option
etc
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>>195548642
more blood
more meat
faster
being able to get more specific cuts of meats instead of just slabs
i want ribs, thigs, "wings"
at maximum capacity it spits out all the organs before spitting out meat too

while we are at it,can you make more recipes that need organs and limbs?
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>>195548642
Fully upgraded gibbers should gib anything. Clothes, pdas, weapons, even borgs.
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Has this game dramatically improved anyone else's typing ability?

I used to typed like 60wpm, but now I'm up to more like 85wpm.
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>>195549505
>more recipes that need organs and limbs
Man, chef recipes get more and more gruesome.
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>>195549940
Not this game specifically, but games in general did.
I never even learned proper typing form, I just know where all the keys are by muscle memory.
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>>195549940

I already had to type a lot before hand but it's did improve my abilities

I had no problem learning spess right on the spot
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>>195550414
This. Came in handy for admin work.
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Who wants on the skymarhsall? Pick a name that hasnt been taken already and then post the name you want them changed to.
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>Get robotic arms to get closer to the AI as it's devoted servant
>They go haywire in the supermatter blast
>Barely make it to shuttle limping along and dragging the AI in an Intellicard

Also was the Clown even antag or just the most ascended form of shitter? Was kind of hilarious slipping every second.
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>>195549940
I've noticed my typing getting worse. Tons more typos and spelling errors
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>>195551054
He rolled a 1 on a d20 and an admin decided that that actually means he should get free antag status.
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>>195551015
Make this guy one of the Rookies
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Sorry about that HoS, I tried I my best.
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>>195549940
>tfw menial labor job so don't go on computers often at work
>one day job shifted the yearly "yes I know how to do this and I'm not retarded" refresher forums to a digital format
>Every 6 months or so you go there to do the test with a small group
>my coworkers face when they see me typing up a storm.
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Post your hot Fist opinions here:
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/16563
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/16563
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/16563
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>>195551015
Denes karolyi -> Joe Fiddler
Bruno Lameiras -> Dean Bash
Gabriel Brown -> Blast Ripneck
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>>195552197
Being mentioned outside the game never stops feeling weird.
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>>195551752
I don't think a single human being out there would argue against fist being dumb as shit
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>>195548781
What were you gonna ask for? At least if it was a stupid idea you won't feel so bad
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>>195552383
you're honestly a genuine good player and i wish we had more players like you
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>>195552197
>>195551015
>>195551245
In an effort to minimize posts for this I'll not be doing too many updates, but these four were added.
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>>195552954
I appreciate it, thanks.
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>>195553218
Throw in Ola Stratford and Johnny Caldwell in there as well, don't really care as who.
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>>195552954
>>195553363
>>195552383
Please stop samefagging. It's both transparently obvious and very sad.
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>>195551015
Sure, may as well. Valkyrie Skies.
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>>195551015
2hotdogs
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>>195553563
You're free to believe whatever fits your cynical view of the world, man.
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>>195553563
You're free to believe whatever fits your cynical view of the world, man.
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>>195553218
>BRAVERY: 10
rip
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>>195549940
>can't stop typing "say" and "say ;" in front of everything when not playing
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>>195553845
>>195553708
>>195553649
>>195553530
>>195553218
Several more names because this is the actual fun part.
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>>195553563
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>195554295
>Harley Quinn
>Valkyrie Skies
Fucking attention-addicted cockgobbling WHORES
REMOVE CUNTS WHEN
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>not using hot keys
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>>195554398
No real reason to prove anything, plus anyone can inspect element.
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If you use hotkey mode you're neo-VG. Full stop.
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do you think any real chemists play ss13
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>>195554926
Yes. I knew one that did but I don't have proof so whatever.
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>>195554926
i'm a chemical enginner and i play ss13
guess what my favorite job is
that's right Assistant
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>>195554713
>IMG_0031
>"when the cringe is too strong"
>image stretched out to the point you can see each individual pixel
>uses hotkeys
Gotta love that monday feeling.
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>>195555332
Is this your first day in the post-ironic internet?
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We may have a problem.
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>>195555605
>instant disk
NICE
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>>195555332
Only retards don't use hotkeys.
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Damn son look at that indie flash ripoff version of XCOM this guy is running, who would even play a game in pixel graphics? Fuckin A
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post things that make coders mad
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>>195552939
https://pastebin.com/jBC1XFKs
bored bridge officer main
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Time to rate statics :)

Ola: Mostly a fine player, but sometimes randomly decides to be a shitter for no apparent reason. He plays a bald male human, the objective best type of spess people. 7/10.

That one annoying bird that talks like a fucking tard: Actually a pretty nice player but aside from talking like a tard you don't do anything particularly well. Also your name is impossible to remember and you play a dumb bird. 5/10 needs improvement

Kaylie Morgan: Is a vampire, we have to work together to defeat her

Harley: Uses mime emotes on non-mime jobs, talks as mime. Backwards as fuck. Also an attention whore. Despite all this, pretty pleasent to work with. 6/10. Too much miming as non-mime.

Ashley/Valkyrie: So similar in playstyle and waifu design I woulnd't be surprised if they were the same person. Varies between being very helpful to just there. 8/10 best so far

Johnny: The only sec player I actually consistently like. Pretty good simple black haired white man for sec. 9/10 could be better

Hachi sempai: Used to be great and taught me how to do surgeries a very very long time ago. Now barely even noticeable. 8/10. The only acceptable bird player since that one guy who was a great barman seems to be gone.
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>>195556281
Limitations of BYOND
Implementations that require multiple inheritance
500x500 maps
Profiler ambiguity
One line ifs
Not listing all overloaded arguments for a proc that only needs the first arg
Trailing returns
src
Oldcode
Porting from codebases that use datums we don't
Big/collaborative projects
Hypothermia
Lag
The thread
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>>195556412
Kaylie stop fucking shilling yourself in the thread holy shit
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>>195556340
Why don't you code it yourself devil? Also I suggested the one that lets you raise the slot max for a job
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>>195556681
I dont have time, but will have money, makes more sense to get someone else to do it for me.
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>>195556758
>return 1
>not return TRUE
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>>195556952
Whats the difference
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>>195556952
same dif
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>>195556281
this triggers the cl*ster
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>>195556952
>return boolean
>not return errorcode
>>>/trash/
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>>195532401
>nibba
Kill yourself.
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>>195557712
Injuries for several but nobody died
cropping triggered me
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>>195557570
>replying to a 9 hour old post
Lmao
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>Have a scuffle with the Clown at beginning of the round
>Far later he has Security arrest me for bullshit charges
>Get dragged into maint by a Sec mole and killed just as cult gets exposed
>The rest of Sec going pic related that entire time
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>sec spends more time dealing with an autistic engineer who modified perma brig than it did the chaos cult taking over the station
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>Asimov AI rats me out to Security for non-law related issue
>Security Officer drags me into Interrogation and converts me
REEEEE
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>>195557854
ez
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>>195558238
"i sleep" is my face whenever it's cult
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>>195558308
If it makes you feel better, it wouldn't have been a good cult round even if Security bootyblasted all the cultists
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>Go medical
>Nurse has things under control. Medbay is ghost town cause everyone is happy.
>Robocist wants research
>"Yeah sure I know a thing or two"
>Get converted
>Nar-sie shows up 30 seconds later

Thanks dude, I got to be a harvester.
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>rampant cultist activity
>just decide to stop giving a shit completely
cult is always the fucking same shit
never gonna really bother with putting up a stand again
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>>195557854
add Viktor Kedrov and give him the explosives
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>>195558647
every cult round I just fuck off. its not fun.
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>>195558647
You gotta get cult early.

Cult is pretty fun in my opinion, but I can see how it differs for others.
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new deitycult when
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Cult needs an overhaul to be fun but everyone is too lazy to do it. That said keep it, it's no worse than ling or vamp.
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>>195558647

At least cult is pretty alright thanks to Deity Link, back then it's was pretty shit

There's a lot of fun shit to do as Cult, but it's not that fun when your other teammates gets captured and deconverted while you have to do everything yourself
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>>195558815
after what he did to blob?
hopefully fucking never
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>>195558818
cult is a breath of fresh air compared to ling
at least vamp you can work on autism projects because they wont do anything, ling just gets you le instant death stingy every time
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>>195559008
This
Fighting lings is also complete ass
If a gamemode makes me think “oh man I better remain 3+ tiles away from this baddie” (ling) and not “oh man I better stay far away from this baddie” (wiz/Xeno/blob) then it’s shit
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>>195557854
we have a 89 90 and 91 psionic strength. lab not created yet tho.
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>>195558729
as sec, if a cult is confirmed late in the round I just feel my heart sink
it's just a goddam chore at this point
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we must remove the steam-gay bourgeoisie
support anti-cult g a n g
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>>195559540
Fast food bureaucratic nightmare
I can’t imagine anyone involved enjoys it
>security officer babysitting 5+ cuffed cultists in the brig feeding them holy water
>people getting left in the brig for 20 minutes at a time and forgotten about, then rearrrested, brigged, and forgotten about again
It’s like some kind of hypercuckoldry gamemode
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What's the quickest, most easily accessible food item that lasts the longest for keeping hunger at bay over extended periods of time?
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>>195556281
botany
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>>195560081
'za
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>>195560093
Remember how mad everyone got over nofruit that one time?
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>>195560081
Actually the real question is, what's the single longest lasting food item you can make that only takes up one inventory space?
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Give me ONE (1) reason why I shouldn't just call the shuttle and prevent it from being recalled the moment cult is confirmed.
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>>195560384
copypasta I think
waffles are probably the most efficient overall if you focus production on them
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>>195560384
Super bite burger is pretty huge
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>>195560081
Ramen noodles, but they require water. Nutritious AF, last forever, cheapest source of nutriment, all balanced by the fact that they just require a little bit of water.
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>>195560081
the best thing to do is to grind the nutriment up into 20-30u pills and store in pill bottles until needed
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>>195560445
It's physically impossible to prevent a recall.
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>>195559808
>Be in my department doing autismy things
>Door is kicked down and three guys pour in
>Shot, cuffed, headset stripped, bag removed as I'm being dragged to sec
>Keep asking why, whats going on, what did I do, no one says a word
>Scream for help from passersby but they ignore me
>Stunned repeatedly the entire drag there
>Buckled to a chair in the brig and stunned again before being stripped naked
>Still no one has said a word to me
>Guy runs over and starts forcefeeding me space beer repeatedly, like 3 screens worth of it
>Try screaming for help again
>Left there long enough to resist out and start stumbling naked and cuffed to the door
>Harmbatoned repeatedly before being dragged into the lobby and buckled to a chair there
>Still screaming and begging for help or at least someone to tell me WHAT THE FUCK is going in
>Someone runs into the lobby
>"Hey buddy rough deal huh? Here let me help"
>He unbuckles me but doesn't uncuff me
>Drags me into hall
>Drags me into maint
>Converted and handed an egun
>Realize what had happened
>Filled with so much murderous rage I can't see straight
>Proceed to laser and harmbaton three security members to death while screaming FUCK YOU

Just treat people like fucking human beings or you're just making things harder on yourself.
You need to weigh "Winning" against "Everyone hating me" and decide if this kind of bullshit is worth it
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>>195560081
depends what you have access to
>supply
order pizza
>sec
hack the security vendors and you can get 4 boxes of donuts
>medbay
there's a spare pizza in breakroom. also this one is kinda gross but you can use clonex and blood to make and eat meat.
>science/botany
if you want to never worry about food make a shitload of apples then grind them up and inject the nutriment into a single 100u nutriment apple
>assistant
you can do the same as above in a more ghetto way. make apples in maint botany. make a mortar and grind up the nutriment. dump it in a soda can
>engineering
hack the vending machines to spit out food at the start of the shift
>command
order people to bring you food or threaten demotion
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>>195560445
I have none.
If the cult is competent, the shuttle will be called anyways when narrow narrow arrives
If they're not competent it could turn into cult-stended when a few head cultists get picked off and the last one or two remaining can't rebound from the loss
Or there miserably incompetent and get wiped, in ehich case it turns into true extended

Calling the shuttle as soon as cult is confirmed is the only right choice not to waste everyone's time.
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>>195560445
Same reason you don't call the shuttle and prevent a recall the moment traitor is confirmed, or lings, or vampire. Because green/redtext is pointless, just play the game.
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>>195560445
"""""""Centcom""""""" will play recall tag with you.
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>>195560769
This. It's not fucking hard to say 2 fucking words or to at least have the decency to make an announcement or some shit. Like holy shit. How is any of this acceptable. And the same metabuddy group does that all day every day and then shill each other in threads all the time. Disgusting. Also why I never play sec anymore. If you try to be decent, they will have you demoted or killed without reason. You must suck their cuck or die. Much better to play non-sec and fuck with them instead.
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Why shouldn't I take my ball and go home the moment people show up to play?
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>>195560916
I don't want to play cult and I don't think anyone else wants, either.
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>>195561013
>Why shouldn't I take my ball and go home the moment people show up to play?
Why shouldn't I take my controller and go home the moment that kid with the cheeto dust covered honey slathered sticky and gross hands shows up to play?
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>>195561013
Yeah you're like literally ruining it for those poor hispanic kids that want to beat your skull into corn masa.
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>>195561392
They can't play they're running from a Republican in a truck with a don't tred on me sticker.
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always vote deff
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>>195560756
>>195560758
Actually I wonder if hot ramen is more filling per unit than nutriment.

Hot ramen pills would be interesting, if so, with how easy and cheap ramen is to get.
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>>195561031
If that were the case everyone could just decide to turn the role off.
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>tfw the only time ive had access to any cult magic at all is as a harvester
>tfw everyone is a harvester or dead then so i can't do anything cool
>tfw cult is just a round where I can't enjoy doing my job
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>>195558916
But it looked fun.
And maybe he learned from that
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>>195560769
>sec don't enjoy cult
>civilians don't enjoy cult
>cult converts don't enjoy cult
a wasted round for what, the 3 starting cultists one of which has a fun time building a cult fort?
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>>195560769
>>195560991
Yeah I know it's cult, but /vg/ has a least a microgram of RP. If you drag me to sec and abuse me without a word because you gotta be sure then, well, no one will ally with you. Sec is the most annoying thing in cult round for non-cultists and cultists alike.

Honestly the most annoying thing for cultists are bad cultists. Cult is usually chill to non-sec and non-cult. It's one of the few gamemodes wherein the antags are encouraged NOT to kill. I feel as though most who don't like it are sec, but there's always some losers.
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>>195561818
but sj gave deity head that one time so now we gotta play it three times a day /at least/
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>>195560093
>>195560218
What is even happening here? How do plants move?
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>>195554713
>tfw can't stop pressing 't' instead of 'q' when trying to shitpost
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>>195561805
tons of people hate malf too, but weigh the 1 ai that enjoys it vs the tons of people who have it disabled. even with a vast majority that can still happen especially with people who just want an antag token
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once the cult reaches critical mass, you CANNOT fight it and win without going full megameme shitsec
that's why it's easier and less stressful for everyone to just stop caring
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>>195562327
>>195561805
I don't really enjoy it that much as AI, but I'm pretty bad at it I guess. It's just like cult, where you have to do thigns early. Only there's much more chance to get caught. You can't just go into maintenance, you have to disable the borg consoles, burn circuts etc. and they are all in areas with high foot traffic. If science is stacked you've lost in my experience (unless you wipe R&D servs, but thats a huge pain).
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>>195561117
Why shouldn't I unplug the system and go home whenever someone suggests game I don't want to play?
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>>195562162
Airflow. He opened a door and millions of grown food items got sucked across the floor.
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>>195562162
Botanist filled dorms with superplants and was apparently using ZAS to dispose of them. apparently moving a hundred thousand glowing plants at once isnt good for the serb
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>>195563047
How millions? Why are there millions of food items?
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>>195562367
More often I'd like to see HoS stationwide messages like the following:
>Report to security for mandatory implants. Anyone seen outside security and without an implant after 2 minutes will be shot on sight.
Put flashers in the lobby and set everyone to arrest then let beepsky sort it out. Arm everyone and hand out sec huds to look for the unimplanted.
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>>195562327
If it rolls malf and there is an AI playing it'll force the AI to be malf regardless of it's selected antagonist preferences.
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>>195560769
>>195560991
>>195561989
B-BUT WE R NUT BAY!!111111
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>>195563403
That's not true though, when that happens you get the'error setting up secret, returning to lobby' message
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>>195563276
>>195562162
>>195563047
the same guy has been trying to crash the serb with botany for like a month so he can greentext in the thread about it.
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>>195563517
It happens to me every time I try getting back into playing AI for whatever reason and I only roll for nuke ops.
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>>195563276
>>195563726
The fuck are super plants? Are they self replicating?
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>>195563302
Because the botanist grew millions of food items.
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>>195564062
No, it's just botany mutating and splicing to min-max a plant until it makes a fucklot of fruit of different kinds.
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>>195563302
>>195564126
There aren't millions of fruits, each fruit crosses all the other fruits in that tile when it moves. Basically the lag is exponential.
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>>195561013
When it's the asshole fat kid's turn to choose what we play, why shouldn't I just get it over with as fast as possible?
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>>195563276
>Wanna see some FEATURES
>no
>Does it anyway
Alpha as fuck
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What emotion does this image convey?
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>>195571825
rejoice and relief
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>>195571825
I know hypothermia isn't an emotion, but hypothermia anyway
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Tfw flashbanging a bunch of Grey assistants
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So I took your advice from a couple hours before and played a couple rounds as a security officer. Suddenly the game is fun again. I'm surprised not more people play that job.
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>>195571825
https://youtu.be/xJh47LybCkU
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>be clown
>spend an hour painstakingly making rides and attractions
>have to get everything together for the grand opening
>chaplain is building a comfy facility next to my new amusement park
>finally finished setting up the mass driver and conveyer belt coaster
>open it up to the general public
>everyone flocks to it
>people are serviced and have fun at boboland
>add new grass attractions and upgrade the spacewalk to make it more popular
>eventually the gateway opens
>give boboland to my trusted partner the mime and head off for new adventures
>I die in the gateway and the mime follows shortly after me
>in the end boboland is decrepit, deformed, and vandalized. But not forgotten in the hearts of the crew members.

It is said, that Boboland serviced 15 crew members, and on a lonely nice on the station, you can still hear the crew having fun like they used too.

Started with Boboland, ended with the end of the world.
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>Playing Plasmaman
>Jackal priests all up in cargo spraying fire
>THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME!
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>>195573610
Fighting just ain't in my nature
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>>195576461
In the end it reminded me of the Mr. Blobby theme park, what with it being covered in Xeno weeds
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>>195573610

Good job man!

Also try out AI on the test server if you feel like trying something new, it's a pretty fun job as long as you understand you can't do everything at once and that your laws is what you only go by
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so how many of the 8 succs the three remaining lings got were gotten after the bloodmoon
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>be nanotrasen worshipping chaplain
>deck out my chapel to be a captain's office
>real captain shows up, doesn't do much
>crew all go through the gateway, hold the fort from my office
>suddenly world begins to end
>help rally the crew in medbay, defeat scores of undead with the power of the null rod
>we have to move to escape
>escape is xenos, barely holding off thanks to a combat borg
>shuttle arrives, full of cultists
>cultists that EMP spam
>get pinned between the cultists and the xenos without our tank
>die on the shuttle
>corpse rides to central with some xenos
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>>195577196
You had a good comfy area, where people could rest after a day spent at Boboland.

Bless you and everything you did for the comfort of the station.
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>>195577136
two I think
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>Be lazy paramedic
>After an hour and a half of rolling around in a chair flirting with some medborg I find three pAIs
>two fuck off immediately but one follows me into space in a smart laser gun
>gateway sucks and me and pAI are bored off our asses
>pray "god take us to the hell dimension so we can kill monsters for real"
>nothing happens for twenty minutes
>then it actually happens
mfw I accidentally destroyed the world
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>>195577612
>flirting with some mediborg
Wow, waifu tastes have really diverged haven't they?
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>>195577196
That's a neat gimmick idea anon
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>>195577723
Lot of people wanted to dick Yred the dick when he played the medborg with the marina skin for like a year straight

Medbay seems like the ideal place to go if you want to be waifued
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>>195577196
This is really cute.
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>>195577904
I always thought the Cyrri-waifu memes were just a joke teebeeaich.
And Medbay's a great place to find the biggest attention-whores on the station, see Julia Brandt.
t. male attention whore
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>>195577612
Fuck man, I was one of those AIs but the internet throttled badly enough that I had to leave entirely.
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>>195563403
fuck off commie
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>>195579720
He’s a meme accelerationist
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How would everyone feel about a new cult spell that, when placed and activated, prompts you to input an amount of time that it starts ticking down after you confirm it, and when it reaches 0 it activates the first valid spell on the same tile, or alternatively erases all the runes on the tile, including itself?
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>>195581594
eh
why
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>>195581780
For an extra layer of strategy, of course.

Lay down runes, place the timer rune to activate them in time for you to lead someone towards them. Or lay down the timer to erase the runes you've been using in case something happens or you get busy while you're away so evidence sweeps itself away after a time.

Lots of possible applications.
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>>195507365
If someone actually wants my old ckey they can have it. Wouldn't even want money for it, that's silly.
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>>195581594
I don't know if cult really needs a way to stun, flash and EMP a whole room 30 times in one second.
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>>195582168
They already can by just alt+clicking on the tile that all the runes are drawn on and clicking them all sequentially, takes literally less than one second.

All the timer would do is make you have to plan ahead and give you the possibility of fucking it up if you don't time it right.
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>>195582701
Currently it's around one tile, but yeah.

Would you be able to stack and stagger them so a chair auto-converts every 30 seconds, etc.?
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>>195581882
Sure, as long as the people requirements are still somehow met and it's a one time use thing. Then it should be balanced while adding potential for some funky stuff.
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Your fetish gets added to the game, how awful does the server become?
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>>195583387
Everyone's roleplaying as k-pop superstars
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>tfw want to code but dont know ass from hole in the ground

Im surprised theres no "baby's first console code" guide... or any "follow along" tutorial project of the sort.
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>>195583387
>growth everywhere
Blob and Dobson memes.
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>>195578120
>just a joke
Someone literally ordered Cyrridven to date him and it got creepy enough for an admin to SHB his head off 20 times
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>>195583387
giantesses
Big blurry sprites, small spacestation, lets not.
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>>195583214
That's exactly the idea I was thinking of. Bypassing the group requirements for any spells would be stupid.
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>>195583692
You dont remember that round where there where giants everywhere do you? Shit was hilarious until people decided to powergame it.
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>>195583387
Ballbusting gets added
Greyshirts Start kicking people in the groin. This stunlocks people eventually rupturing their testicles
Due to the jank ass medical system and poor implementation, you can’t get new testicles and cloning doesn’t fix it
This causes an influx of non antag murder in retaliation to people having their balls permanently busted
People start ahelping over having their balls crushed but the admins either ignore it or tell them that it’s an IC issue
Powergamers begrudgingly start playing as females so they can’t have their balls busted
Despite constant complaining on the forums and GitHub, coders refuse to remove ballbusting
This goes on long enough that the coders refuse to remove ballbusting because it’s “part of /vg/ culture”
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>>195583692
The blurriness can be fixed with like one line, but nobody's bothered to do it
But let's still not
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>>195583727
Yea shit is funny for a bus, but giant faggot waifus 24/7 would cause me to space myself irl
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>>195583546
Yeah, I was there for that, shit was fucking hilarious. Poor skele-dude was in hell. Don't feel up the bots.
Still, I just thought it was just a joke even then.
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>>195583387
>Can now write on people with pens/crayons
>Forced flavortext until they remove it like bloodstains
More flavor text would be pretty bad. More forced meme flavor text would be the worst.
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>>195444610
what if there were an automated system to report suspicious or criminal activity? If somebody spams it you can revoke their reporting priveledges.

press 1 if you are the chemist and have recently had a suspicious request for eye-meds
press 2 if the clown is bothering you..

ect.
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>>195584185
We have something like that already. The request consoles in every department can send information (even anonymously!) to security, the bridge, or even the AI. Shame that a near zero percent of our player base even uses them.
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>>195584547
Ive tried to get people to use those for that but no one ever does. I wonder what could be done with them to make the use of this more common? I think perhaps taking the units off the walls and making them consoles would maybe help. Ive noticed most people ignore things tacked to walls.
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>>195584547
Everyone seems to forget those exist. Even on the high-RP servers they get ignored a good part of the time.
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>>195584748
let them be accessible though pdas
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>>195584748
Could always have it ping PDAs of the department it is in, like bells do.
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>>195584748
They could use a more eye-catching icon I feel.
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>>195584748
Placement is also a mega-meme. For example the only request console in sec is in the hos’s office so sec can’t even receive anonymous reports
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mine is already in, and it's comes in various gamemodes too
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>>195584748
>resprite into future laptop
>place on desks around departments as personal terminals
>have screen flash when requests or messages are sent to it, along with pda pings

Really just need to make the system in-your-face highly visible.
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>>195585647
That's inflation, I mean like, growth as in breast expansion, height growth, cock/balls expansion.
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>IAA hides spare, disk and pinpointer
>CMO + sec spend at least an hour interrogating and torturing him
>He doesn't budge
>CE, CMO and sec spend another two hours sporadically searching
>Ask them if they've checked the safe in the captain's office
>
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I did check the safe and noted it was locked, No possible way to pop it open until much later when I had a emag from the mime and by then I really stopped caring.
The CMo was obvious, We (Or atleast I) knew he was, but he also was useful and to my knowledge was not responsible for anything other than the theft of the RDs pants and murder of the IAA who hid shit and was generally annoying. The only reason I was going to brig the CMo was he murdered Ian, but I decided against it because it would be rude to deny greentext out of spite.
I sent the syndicate a message along the lines of 'I disabled two of your agents and the third is too useful to disable, You suck' on the emagged comms console.
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>>195585756
It wouldn't be out of spite, it'd be doing your job.
also just use a screwdriver and multitool to hack into a secure safe
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>>195585617
This, exactly.
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>>195585756
You can just hack them open with a multitool afaik.
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>>195585734

not to mention cmo straight up killed me and disposed of the corpse out the chapel mass driver and noone batted an eye. CMO was obvious syndi too, and sec was non syndi. from the dialouge sounded like they knew he was and were helping im.
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>>195585839
I would've thrown your shitty ass out of an airlock as officer at that point.
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>>195585890

Whats this? Salt I'm tasting? 3 hours of searching.
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>>195585934
>Causing 3 hours of bullshit as non-antag
What's this? Ban I'm tasting?
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>>195583387
It stays exactly the same because all the female crew already have dicks anyway.
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>>195585814
I forgot since nobody ever uses them desu. Wasn't like it mattered to begin with.
>>195585839
The only crime I was certain the CMO had was affiliation with enemy corporations, Anything else he hid or wasn't involved in. I let the mime go after taking his traitor shit too. It wasn't special treatment.
I was going to shuttlebrig the CMO for murdering Ian though. That shit was too far. Ultimately I decided a plasmeme probably wouldn't care as much about Ian as my other characters would.
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>>195585982
I dont think you have any idea what warrants a ban
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>>195585982
>>195585934
I debated ahelping, In the future remember that the paper in the bridge is randomly generated and specifically says not to act on its information. Do not do that shit again or you might get headbanned.
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>>195585982
hiding items isn't anywhere close to banworthy
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>brig IAA for hiding shit
>beat him fruitlessly instead of just borging and law2ing him into producing the goods
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>>195586082

incorrect. It says do not act without good evidence. Furthermore I did not arrest or attack him. Only got him to drop the shit. Learn to read.
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>>195586120
I wanted to let the detective have some fun.
>>195586205
Hiding the captains spare from the next in the chain of command based on the paper counts as acting without good evidence.
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>>195586242

IAA isn't part of the station chain of command. They answer directly to nanotrans. Their whole purpose is too look out for nanotrans. It's why they can act as impartial lawyers, because they can't be ordered around by station personnel.
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>>195586335
>they can't be ordered around by station personnel.
Nope. Starting text says you answer to the captain. This hasn't always been explicitly stated as long as IAA has existed, but it's been this way for at least a year.
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>>195586335
What the fuck does that have to do with anything.
You basically took the acting captains ID and hid it away based on the report.
Now i do want to make a ban request if that was the logic behind it.
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>>195586505
>Now i do want to make a ban request if that was the logic behind it.
Please do.
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>>195586335
IAA is still bound to answer to the acting captain as is all personnel on the station. It is also bound to space law. If you have concerns about the commanding staff, you fax NT or file a report with security.

IAA isnt authorized to do whatever it wants. It is to follow standard operating procedure at all time. Niggering the spare isnt SOP, its grand theft. I wouldnt go as far as to ban for this niggerdom but I would of just executed and incineratored for it.
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>>195586779
I was trying to demote him but I made the mistake of thinking the captains stamp would do more than just bridge demoation. I got one stamped by the clown and everyone else later but couldnt add it due to the previous just captain one.
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>>195583387
SS13 gave me a bit of a ""devolution"" fetish for humans being turned into monkeys, not even sure if that's the right word since monkey tf is kinda rare.
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>>195583490
There is
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>>195584748
>>195584547
After this next project I wanna steal Bay's department PDA repeater thing that lets you send one message and it gets copied to everyone in that department.
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>>195587126
Eh? Got a link?
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>>195587337
what do you want a tutorial for? using git for the first time or actually coding?
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>>195557110
What does this even do?
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>>195587464
I want to make consoles. Ive already made PRs before, but for babby tier copy paste shit. Creating things from the ground up is beyond my current skills as my previous game dev experience didnt require me to actually code anything.

If I had a step by step guide to coding a simple console then I could probably poke around other systems enough to figure out how to add functions to them.
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>>195587582
Makes air in the distro loop cold which does nothing initially but it makes any air that refills rooms way cold and it's a big hassle to fix because you have to find out where the cooling pipes are located and 90% of players are like you and have no idea what they're looking at even if they stumble on it
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>>195587612
Go to code/game/machinery/computer/ and add a new file, call it whatever

Inside the file define a new computer, let's call it generic

/obj/machinery/computer/generic
name = "generic console"
desc = "This console doesn't do anything."
//icon_state = "genericconsole"

What has this done? By defining it with a path that includes /obj/machinery/computer it inherits all the behaviors of obj, machinery, and computer. However, computer already has the name "computer"! So what happens when we define our own console as "generic"? It overrides the inheritance, so instead it's called generic. Same thing with the description: if you did not include a description, it would try to get one from the parent (this time, all the way up in obj because machinery and computer have no default desc!). What about that icon_state? Icon state is used for what appears when you see something on the ground (not the sprite inhand when they pick it up). item_state is when it's picked up, but computers don't use one. However, because that line starts with // it's "commented out", meaning the code ignores it. Because that line is ignored, your machine will use the icon_state from the parent computer, which is null, so it'll be invisible. By the way, the var icon points to the file your icon is in -- in this case you inherit icon = 'icons/obj/computer.dmi' from your parent computer.

Guess what? You inherit all the procs (methods, think of them like behaviors you can call upon) from the parent too. For example, you freely inherit all that common stuff to all computers like being able to disassemble them, or that they turn off without power, all without lifting a finger!

When you're ready to learn by pulling something apart, look at store.dm, it handles the merch computer outside cargo. I think everything in there looks pretty simple so it's a good place for you to examine as an example.
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>>195583387
>yuri station 13
Things are going to get strange.
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>>195588206
Looks like Ill be reading git during my downtime at work this morning. Thanks, this is very helpful.
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>>195588206
you need to include the new file in the .dme
either tick the checkbox next to it in DM or add it manually
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>>195521142
I WANNA RAIL RAIL
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>>195588817
Also true but that happens by default
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Funfact
Xenoarch guns can have PAI slots.
This means you can have a meteor gun in your backpack that can fire on demand even while you are tased.
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