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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Hippie and TG refugees continue immigrating at an alarming rate
>The shuttle is blown up seconds before round end by someone innocently firing an alien gun which wound up killing all but one passengers
>Local IAA gets brutally tortured and interrogated by the detective & co. after hiding the captain's spare in an undisclosed location

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>/vg/station forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
https://discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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Polymorph (The spell that turns you into a parrot instantly forever) has a range of 7, making it even stronger than disintegrate.
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>>195591820
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>>195592673
>instantly forever
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>When someone else is antag and emags a MoMMI the MoMMI is competent and kills the whole station
>When you emag a MoMMI yourself, it gets robusted in a minute and you go to Perma
Sheeit
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Arcane Golems can cast Arse Nath.
You can have three of them at once.
Which means you can instantly kill anyone, two casts removes both legs and super kills them.
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>>195593267
>When someone else is antag the entire security team is inefficient, small and easily dispatched by simple murderboning
>When you're antag, the security team consists only of the most robust motherfuckers with 5 security officers from roundstart, 1 warden and 1 HoS and 2 security borgs
>Immediately brigged or executed when you as much as move a bowel
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>>195593781
>go into lonely room
>buy sum of dat dro dro
>suddenly a door opens
>it's a HoS
>time to go to Perma
>tfw another victim of advanced cameras
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>>195593849
What are advanced cameras?
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>>195594045
Cameras that are advanced.
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>>195594207
What do advanced cameras do that stock ones don't?
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>>195594280
they're advanced
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>>195594280
The advanced camera console is just easier to use than the normal camera console.
So you can check more places per time
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Some of you guys are cool, Dont go to the test server today.
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>>195592673
it doesn't last forever
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>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing
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fuck uou yred
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>>195596880
Could you write these any worse?
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>>195597000
post c key
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>>195597095
bum4
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>>195597253
banned
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I found a bug.
Current state of test server
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>>195596880
What's the point of conveyor belts though?
>>195597405
Kill yourself you attention whore
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>>195597527
convwyors make anything go faster
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Unban me from discord
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>>195599273
you earned the metaclub's wrath terrel
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>>195599327
It was all a coverup, here is the unedited source
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>>195599273
What the blazes did you do
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>>195599717
I was framed
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I just had to listen to darude for several minutes
I demand compensation
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>>195599897
Sure, get a dragon dildo and stick it up your ass, you deserved it.
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>>195600007
I already do that every weekend, pay me
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>>195599728
I found about uh sawbones' secret life from five years ago when he lived on Denmark.
Even though the thing was debunked before as a mistake? Because searching for that name is like searching for people with the nickname "cookie"?
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heres y ppl dont play sec: the job exists to mine salt. if you want to do that, being an sec borg to double down on both the criminals salt and the secs salt because they refuse to turn off asimov is superior
playing botony and teee heee accidenting a kudzu is superior
playing science and completely legally and unpreventably IC by the people whos job it is to prevent this kind of crap making a bomb that takes out all of med/engineering and ending the round is superior
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>>195600884
>botony
which retard keeps doing this
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>>195600760
Terrel backpedaling like this is unexpected and hilarious
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>>195600176
Upload a video or no cash.
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>>195601160
It's massively out of context I promise
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>>195597405
Oh yeah?
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>>195601830
is that from the time when BYOND replaced the concept of the existence of sound itself with hivebots?
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>>195601916
Sure is
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>>195596880
lrn to right
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What the shit are the R&D requirements for portable chem dispenser circuit boards?
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>>195602402
uck oiff
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>>195602617


no
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>>195602579
>portable
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>>195602579
go back
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I see an employment computer in the code but I dont recall ever actually seeing one in game. Whats the deal with it?
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>>195602579
order from cargo, cost 500 credits iirc
just put them in a room with plasma and oxygen and wait for a ghost to come by
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https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/32708
wtf I love goof now
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Randy teased a new update with several new roles, new industrial map, religion overhaul and fuckton of new features.


Been a while since i played vgstation, has anything major changed since 6 months?
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>>195605118
yeah we have better tableclimbing now
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>>195603404
The one in the HoP office?

>>195605118
>has anything major changed since 6 months?
Yes
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>>195605098
fuck nigger noone cares
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What emotion does this image convey?
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>>195605973
Joy
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>>195605973
the futility of life
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Jesus fucking christ, don't mess with ghouls.
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>>195591690
>>195591046

You deserve a permaban until you make a forum account to explain why you were messing with corpses in medical in a 3 hour round?
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>>195606492
>someone walks into your spray
>Ban Reason: Someone bought pizzas for a party in the bar, the chef here decided that attempting to murder everyone in the bar is proper escalation. Don't bother appealing. This ban is PERMANENT
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>roboticist
>minding my own business
>things go to shit apparently
>shuttle called, monsters apparently
>build a mech
>step outside for a fraction of a second
>radioactive translucent clown knocks me unconscious and kills me
>chaos
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>>195608949
MoMMI laws are a fucking joke at all times
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>>195608949
If you put a camera on the back of a mommi it's not its fault. If it gets a camera and puts it on its back then yeah
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>>195609550
MoMMIs and borgs have cameras by default
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>>195609603
Hugborgs don't. Are you sure Mommis appear in the console?
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>>195609603
Either way that's not the mommis fault

Mommis and AIs white listed when?
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>>195599717
Terrel, you ((("doxed"))) kammer when the muslim beta orbiter was around, what did you expect.
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>>195610427
>muslim beta orbiter
who
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>>195610063
report it, it's an issue for sure.
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>>195610597
Frog avatar admin, mustard I think.
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>>195610063
>>195610617
they're in the normal sec cameras too ya dingus
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What is the advanced camera console anyway?
What does it do?
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>>195611147
Break with every PR
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>>195611147
Instead of having to choose from a long dumb list you select the camera on a map
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>>195610930
Does he beta orbit kammer in the d*scord or something? I'm not in it
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>>195611075
Yeah, I can confirm, I've used normal sec cameras to remotely bully mommis and sabotage their autism projects with prenerf remote view and sstunneller
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>>195605973
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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>>195610427
Was it really memetis? What is the written ban reason?
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>>195610617
may as well report mommis doing anything then. taking power with their nests, preventing engineering from needing to set up power and making others able to do their jobs, making literally anything anyone who isnt a mommi interacts with ever. by simply existing they break their own laws because of the power thing. they cant even just immediately afk to avoid breaking them. literally everything they do is an issue because of how insanely terrible their laws are
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>>195611597
ya her and soca
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>>195615723
Any proofs? I want to laugh at him
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Bagel Station/ won with 2 votes and a 33% chance of winning.
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ won with 4 votes and a 22% chance of winning.
What did he mean by this?
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What the fuck are medibots good for even?
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>>195618902
5u (or was it 15u) of Tricord
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>>195609816
They do. Even emagged ones do for that matter, which can give you a fighting chance against them.
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>>195618902
Also pAI's
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>>195618902
Banal chemistry, keeping dying people alive for proper treatment, simple surgeries such as fractures or sealing lost limb wounds, making the paramedic redundant.
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>>195619446
Smoke purges your system of all chems, tricord is surprisingly good at keeping people alive, infinite food, being able to radio for help when you're stunned/unconscious, remote signalling, GPS.
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>>195618902
Each color corresponds to a damage type. Ex: Basic white ones give bicard for brute, tricord for everything else. You can also put beakers in them for custom chems.

I think they're supposed to give spaceacillin for viruses but I'm pretty sure that's bugged or something.
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Haven't played in months, I have questions.

Is my waifu rin still being head of shitcurity and powergaming?

Are souhei and horatio still bombing every round?

Is avada still screeching autistically in dead chat?
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>>195619695
Ban
Ban
No
Occasionally
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>>195619695
>rin
banned
>souhei
banned
>horatio
not banned
>avada
not banned
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>>195619446
You clearly werent around when pai slots were added to things, it was hell for weeks. Pai controlled mules running over every person on the station, pai controlled lasers shooting people after their wielder has already been stunned, and the occasional pai medibot injecting shitter juice into everyone.
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>>195619821
>>195619783
>rin banned
REEEEEEEEEEE what happened.

also why did only one of the bombing cunts get banned
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>>195619957
Souhei had more offenses for various things including metagaming, Horatio had stopped.
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>>195619586
>glare someone
>PAI starts screeching over the radio about how you're a vampire
is there a worst feel?
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>>195619957
>what happened
What the fuck do you think?
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>99% of bans on the ban page are permanent

Nice admins you got here VG
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>>195619957
Rin was banned for killing too many people that they thought were valid but actually were not.
Souhei was antag banned because of the bomb shittery and then started maining HoP, becoming one of the worst HoPcurity players around, and admitted to not caring if they were ruining other peoples rounds.
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>>195620074
Rin never broke any rules when I played. Rin can do nothing wrong.
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>>195620148
The temp bans get taken off the page when they expire.
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>>195620148
99% of bans on the ban page being permanent are not equivalent to 99% of all bans being permanent. This is because temporary bans are deleted from the ban page when they expire.
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>>195620271
Legitimately fuck off
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>>195620148
Dumb fucking monkey
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>>195596880
I'm a big fan of yours, can you do a similar guide on how to score pixel pussy?
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>>195620271
t. literally rin
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I have a picture of uhhh Sawbones from a secret archive for those who are interested. What are you willing to provide in exchange?
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for those who weren't here for the last thread
(now with 200% more jpg artifacting)
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>>195620148
>page displaying all ACTIVE bans in the server's lifetime
>only 1% of ACTIVE bans are TEMPORARY
I wonder why..............
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>>195621064
Cult converts do like cult though. And civies don't dislike it either except when they go full murderbone muh balids :DD. Sec definitely hates playing on cult. The only person who hates playing as cult is the retard who refuses to ever communicate ingame and silently suicides as soon as anyone tries to interact with him.
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>>195621064
It's the cult paradox.

Security can only win by going full gestapo.

But doing so makes everyone hate them and easier for the cult to make friends.
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>>195620073
yes
>glare someone
>pAI starts screeching over radio about how you're a vampire
>also starts lasering you to death from it's smartgun
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>>195621325
Civie here, hate cult and hate being converted
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>>195620689
do this
it blows the ladies away
it swoops them off their feet
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>>195621630
> The only person who hates playing as cult is the retard who refuses to ever communicate ingame and silently suicides as soon as anyone tries to interact with him.
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>>195621325
nah I absolutely hate being converted and I'm probably one of the people who RPs the most on this shitheap of a server
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>>195618902
MAJOR LACERATIONS DETECTED

I always chuckle at them injecting people in a firestorm.
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>>195621325
I am a civilian who hates getting converted. I don’t have a problem with team antag modes (I like being a rev) but Cult is just absolute unfun.
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>>195621654
does this actually work
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>>195622353
>I like being a rev
>but Cult is just absolute unfun
Thanks for the laugh. Now we all know who you are.
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>>195621680
I can’t tell if you’re mimicking someone else but I interact with other players but hate cult.

What I do these days is pda my fellow assistants the hack wires, usually 0-2 people respond. Then I help out the 1 person who did respond with any loot I get so I have something to do with my empty miserable life
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>>195622504
ya
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>>195621654
And where do you get that socket wrench for in the first place you dumb shit?
Oh right, break into a high traffic area with 2 doors and break a safety locker then risk the ZAS alarm while you unwrench the pressurized pipe.
For something every atmostech whos worth a damn do anyway at roundstart.
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>>195622527
I’m curious now. Who do you think I am?
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>>195622665
if distro is already overpressurized then why do you want to overpressurize it
retard
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Cult is shit and the only people that enjoy it are science mains aka shitters
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>>195622825
You are the one posting inane shit not me, maybe you should question your whole existence first.
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>>195622665
But distro isn't overpressurized by default so you can use regular wrench
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>>195623102
wooooow no ned to get philosophical jut bcuz youve and idiot LAMO
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>>195618902
>>195619446
i want to put a pai in a medibot, is that possible yet?
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>>195623645
Sure. Don't even need tools.
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>>195623245
Not the brightest idea considering people will likely see what you are doing.
You get brigged, your work reversed and engi and sec will be on their toes for a long time.
Engineering hallway as I said a high traffic area.
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>>195623938
>Engineering hallway as I said a high traffic area
Literally every heatmap posted last thread disagrees
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>>195624145
Whenever I’m spam-clicking the advanced sec cameras I tend to overlook engineering just because of how many cameras it has and how little people are there
A lot of this depends on the pop and the route you’re taking though, too
I once got ratted out by an Asimov AI to sec because i deactivated the vacant office camera
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>>195613081
No clue, aint a admin, he just went full on defense force white knight and banned him for releasing kammerjunks old pony shit.

The twist is that Im the anon who actaully posted them on the thread for (you)s.
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I never would have guessed Sawbones liked Ponies
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>>195624953
me neither....
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>>195624503
The plot embiggens
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LIFEWEB
https://pastebin.com/eBgysGJg
THE ETERNAL SPACEMAN
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>>195605973
One round as QM i sent the chef 30 crates and he got mad and yelled at me so i spent 4000$ on pizza crates and left them presliced in the middle of every hallway, and on every department desk.
he tried disposaling them but I just re-bagged and re-tabled them when he did.
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>>195624503
>white knight

It was obnoxious as shit and people kept telling him to stop. The first two or three times everyone had a laugh but he didn't even take that shit to the appropriate channel.
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>>195626543
one line in
i see another server adopts the wonderful goon/polaris philosophy of "let's make the map ginormously big so half of it is completely barren at all times"
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>>195628073
Bagelboys make do
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>sec revives a known cultist who murdered a bunch of people including captain
>forget all about the captain who's never seen or heard from for the rest of the shift despite being on a bed right in front of cloning the whole time
>cult objective: sacrifice the captain: fail
>
really makes you think.
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>>195628883
Really makes you train your brain.
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>>195628883
The absolute STATE of cult rounds
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>>195628883
Quack.
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>get summoned as bird
>suffer and die
birds never again
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DELET CULT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I N.U.T. (Never Undermine Nanotrasen)
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>>195629428
>get summoned as a plant
>steal a car
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remove cult
add a mode where some people are chosen to be the perfect employeers, constantly being cloned on death and spawned in with varying very nice things with the goal being to press a button on the station that activates implants in the crew and kills them all. they respawn on a timer until they succeed or nanotransen brands them as failures and kills them
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>head over to aurora
>been a while, played two years ago or so
>RP character that hates cat people, and Sec
>see Cat HoS
>Oh shit nigga it about to throw down
>Punch him one (1) time
>run
>get caught
>stuck in processing for 10 minutes, warden finally comes
>BOINK!
>"Why did you punch the HoS"
>"Just RP'ing my character my dude"
>"NO FUN ALLOWED!"
>Meanwhile
>Warden has gone braindead
>steal his ID/PDA
>Hide in the bathroom arguing with the [spoilers]trial[/spoilers] administrator
>PDA e v e r y o n e the same message
>"Come to the brig please, I'd like to speak with you"
>If they responded just responded with
>"Just join the queue"
>10 minutes later get day blammed for being a dick to a cunt in LOOC, and punching a guy 1 (one) time.
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>>195630627
>Going into goongremlin mode on a highrp server
What did you expect
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>>195630775
The admins to allow for minor conflict between characters. Looks like it's dick-sick, ignore, or get the fuck out.
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>>195626973
>The Virgin Cooklet
Gets depressed by pizza crates
Has a codependent personality, will kill himself if he's not "useful"
Believes he's entitled to Botanist labor
>Chef Chadsay
Grinds up pizzas to inject nutriment into his fine dining to make them last longer
More interested in AESTHETIC than feeding, will move the ice cream cart to the halls because isn't interested in the masses
Wins over Botanists with his charms and remotely plants seeds with telekinesis
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>>195630627
>"my character is CRAZY XD" lite in a HRP server
>pours salt into LOOC
what
did you expect
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>>195630627
haha yeah, I know how much I hate niggers in real life I just punch them randomly

sick rp bro
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>>195630627
There's a grey area between "role play" and "shitter that wants to start a fight," you know?
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>>195631512
This is true, particular the black cops I see

Just ONE punch though, so they know it's not serious
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>>195630627
lol funny story bro where do i subscribe?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXr13bHz22o

Post how many points you got and what department you main!
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>>195631567
kek fair enough. I dunno what I was expecting or hoping. Maybe that some fucking RP tension would build or something.
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>>195633103
>mfw my country blocked it
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>>195633103
Security and Assistant
I got 0 points because the video got blocked in my country
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>>195630627
>Play Vore station
>As a simple predator
>Eat someone with all the right boxes. According to their little bio thing, I was exactly the kind of predator for them
>*Bwoink*
>"Why didn't you ask them if they consent?"
Never went back.
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>>195633218
Oh, also i main greytide and engineer
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>>195633103
YOUTUBE BLOKED ME IN MY OFFICE
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>>195633218
its ''guess that anime opening, 20 openings''. i got 0.
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>>195633103
0 points because I don't watch anime
Cargo
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>>195633353
Go to fucking work horatio
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>>195633103
55!

~Security~
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>>195633103
0. Sillycons. Fuck weabs.
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https://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

Post your average!
The most robust spaceman gets to be my husbando for the day
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>>195635226
275
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>realize medical is completely empty
>BTFO and find corpses everywhere
>hide in the laundry room, using soda machines as barricades, cutting all cameras while hiding in lockers
Interesting but mostly shit
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>>195635226
256
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Rate your medbay that round!
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>>195635632
I'd rather break my neck
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>>195635632
5/10 it was O.K.
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>>195635226
235

pls hold my hand
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>AI goes ham
>Finally ERT is called
>3 out of 4 ERT gets doorcrushed by the hallway door
Good job NT.
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>>195635226
221, can silly boys even compete?
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Questionnaire (Yes/Sometimes/No):
- Do you communicate with other departments?
- Do you know what other departments require of yours?
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>>195635893
heh
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>/vg/station lagging out the ass for me recently, go play /tg/station as an assistant while I wait it out
>they have nicer uniforms, duffel bags, and a lot of other QoL changes like the Arrival Shuttle actually coming and going
>but then get forced to remember what the actual playerbase is like compared to /vg/
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>>195635226

3151! Woot! I got the thread high score!
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>>195635918
They were not an ERT. They were the Geek Squad from Best Buy. NT hired them to check out the AI since unplugging the powercord and plugging it back in didnt work.
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>>195593849
the secret way to get your gear is to buy an emag+ebow and stuff em both in your pocket(prevents the 'stashes emag into their backpack' message) and lock the PDA

WHILE YOU'RE WORKING AT YOUR JOB

works everytime.
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>>195635226
>>195635389
>>195635623
>>195635909
>>195636045
>>195636110
>All these slow reactions
At least I'm not alone in being old and slow, I got 296 average.
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>>195635918
>first two guys are getting doorcrushed
>try to pull them out and step too far
>just
We survived though.
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>>195636251
>>195593849
>Chef goes to dorms, enters the closet, leaves with a box in hand
People typically arent as subtle as they think they are
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>>195636428
no nigger, you do what I said in front of everyone, the only way you'll get caught is if someone alt+clicks you while you have your gear in your hand, but you it should only be like <.5 seconds if you're fast enough.

People that go into closets and dorms are fucking valid
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>>195636550
would you care to test that claim of validity

t. AFKs in dorms closets
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>>195636550
>go afk in the dorms for two minutes
>step out and the HoP tazes me
>has to let me go since I've got nothing
The perfect crime.
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>>195635632
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>>195636651
>>195636880
pictured:
>me searching you when you leave dorms
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>>195635632
Shit, as usual.
Absolute utter cunts, all of you. Never play medbay again. Christ, I can do a better job on my own.
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>>195635226
287
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>>195636995
>Hand in mouth
I love this stuff and I don't know why.
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>>195637240
It's vomit fetish stuff
t. knower
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tfw no secbando
tfw no birdbando
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>>195636104
whats a duffel bag
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>>195635226
270ms, Science.
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>>195638350
I think it's pretty much a backpack that holds as much as a toolbox.
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>>195638758
How's inventorycreep a good thing
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Is it valid if I call myself "Bill Stickers"?
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>>195639116
>inventory creep
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backpacks slowing you down WHEN
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>>195639160
All names are OK now. You can name yourself in allcaps, nothing can be done about it. You can call yourself, as a bog-standard human, "Benis In Bagina :DDD" and still nothing can be done about it. Neither admins are allowed to do shit about it nor are the players allowed to touch you.
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>>195639160
Maybe but probably not
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>>195639486

Fuck off to bay
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>>195639337
Tell me what it is then
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>>195639639
how is that bay-like
I want zoom fast assistants with spears on their backs outrunning shitcurity
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>catbeasts are KoS
>niggers aren't
>women aren't
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>>195639883
>catbeast apologists
How come they still come here
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>>195619957
>what happened.
Gee I wonder
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>>195639963
not a catbeast apologist, just someone that hates niggers and women.
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>>195639727
No I am vomiting because you care about something so dumb
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>>195640017
>breath mask
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>>195641215
You should just go back to TG
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>>195640165
>>195639883

(you)
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>>195641830
sorry for posting on your messageboard mister anon
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>>195639963
how can someone be this stupid
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>>195641621
>unnecessarily concealing your face as a command/security role
great way to make people secondguess whether you're a murderboner with their ID until you say something
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Mafia HoP best HoP
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You may not like it but this is what top performance looks like.
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>Chaplain using grue darkness power not actually a grue
It actually explains why he was so unrobust in said darkness.
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>>195643778
whad a fug is a grue
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>>195619695
souhei got ban requested by vpnguy, the patron saint of metagrudging
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>>195643729
Oh god this cancer got merged?
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>>195642998
Breath masks don't conceal anything.
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>>195643457
Debtor Injector
15u Chloral
15u Sleeptoxin
10u tricord
5u DD
5u inaprovaline
Extreme Debtor Injector
20u polyacid
15u sulphacid
15u chloral
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>>195643778
i had fun at least, spreading darkness around and destroying lights for religious purposes while running alway from a angry mob
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>>195644126
I would have been less hostile if I didnt think you had perfect vision in the darkness (grue) and thus needed to be treated as if you had lethal ability.
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>be cluwne
>set up play
>get HoS behind it
>make a script
>get HoP behind it
>need actors so I advertise for those
>I get 3 crew members
>everyone else is too busy or doesnt wanna do it
>eventually i'm about to start the play, the grandest epic the station has ever seen
>plasma flood
>find blue APC
>get zas'd and burn to death

The show must go on, even in death. You win some you lose some, sucks that I wasnt able to do the play but oh well.
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>>195643995
Exactly what they're saying.
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>>195644285
i was sure Detective wanted to shut us down
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>>195643986
Doesn't matter because they never get to use it. This round was the first time an engineering borg got this upgrade since they were merged.
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Body cavities you don't have to surgery into putting things in when
Cavity searches for every clown when
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>>195644523
This. It would actually be a good feature for once.
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>>>195644523
>>195644802
YES, and if they are full, a little bit of poop comes out, but to counteract this, you can add diapers into the game for people to wear! Then you can make the dirty diapers be used like internals, you put them on your face and inhale the wonderful smell, while you explore space!
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>>195643906
It really speaks to Souhei's profound shittyness that they are the only player that has happened to.
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if your ckey is the same as your staticname you need to be preemptively banned
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>>195645128
Listen I know we’ve all been through a lot and at this point it probably doesn’t matter but

Delet this
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>>195645128
You're sick. Not the good kind of sick. The kind of sick that requires heavy dosage of alkysine to fix. 60+ u for sure.
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>>195645229
Forgive 2hotdogs
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>>195645128
gibself
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>>195644682
The AI really ruined our party, didn't he? That was a wild round for me.

>Fuck off into space immediately
>find the syndie shuttle
>obliviously open the door and get blasted by the guards
>actually get recovered by an atmos tech
>the worlds most incompetent doctor leaves me in the cloner for like 10 minutes
>get cloned and immediately dragged into maint where I get plasma melted before joining up with what I'm assuming was a grue
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can we make it so saying reeeeee IC makes you valid?
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>>195643729
I really like the Deff SME chamber, it's really easy to modify, close to atmos, and there's really no need for 16 tanks like Box/Meta anyway

It boggles my mind that people complain about deff engineering so much, though the one thing that it definitely needs changing is the full tile firelocks by the control room. You can't see through those when they're closed.
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>>195646576
No because anything in this game that “makes you valid” gets done deliberately by memelords/people who are done playing and want to log off with some excitement
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>>195643729
did they remove anything from enigborg in exhange for the grippers like with the other ones or does it get to have roundstart rcd, inf all materials, all tools and this because haha what the fuck is a balance?
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>>195646576
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>>195635632
>>195636917
Are people roleplaying as dokis for gimmicks while I'm at the refinery? Worst timeline
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>>195644020
Going to refine my methodology a little. I had people people 50 credits for 1 minute off a brig sentence. Should be somewhere in the 15-25 range.
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>>195646756
reeeeeee
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>>195643906
was vpn dude ever identified?
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>>195646784
>white square in AI core
Wtf I hate AIs now
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>>195633301
To eat someone without explicit consent they have to have something along the lines of "grab and gulp okay". Vore has probably(?) the strictest administration, I got a talking to from an admin for joining and roleplaying as former US president James F. Polk.
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>>195646784
I'm seeing a trend here with the AI, R&D desk, HoP desk, Cell 1 and interrogation. These areas contain the vast majority of our dialogue.
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>>195646764
Mediborgs and Serviceborgs get tame glass/drink grippers at roundstart and then upgrades to them via robotics. Engiborgs start without grippers and get the fully upgraded gripper through a VERY EXPENSIVE upgrade.
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>>195646895
Stop trying to doxx /vg/ Bateman
-The /vg/ Bateman
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>>195647006
What the fuck. He's the least controversial president possible.
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>>195646895
no but you could probably narrow it down to a handful of people if you wanted to put some effor in
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>>195647121
Actually he was a bit controversial at the time, he was one of the last "strong" presidents in the style of Andrew Jackson (who remains contentious even today for his policy of Indian removal and expansion of executive power!) before the Civil War.
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>>195647251
>a handful of people
How?
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>>195647058
so yea they got to be as broken as ever and then even more broken on top of it. who cares if its expensive when batteries take 10 seconds max to charge so you can still hotswap them no issue and engibot has infinite every material it scans? why the fuck would you buff what is already objectively the most broken borg that already can make multiple jobs literally not worth doing anymore the moment they get 1 of an item
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>>195647472
It needs ANOMALY 3 research AND Plastic. It's expensive enough.
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>>195647923
when will we stop pretending plastic is rare, expensive, OR hard to get
horrible fucking meme
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My thoughts on engineering balance
>Human engineer and engborg both pretty balanced with each other
>Human can do some of the more nuanced stuff like the solders, cells, atmos tanks, etc. and can set up engines from roundstart
>Humans more or less gotta answer to the chain of command or at least semi do their job to not get lynched
>Borgos gotta follow laws
>Engborg is better at breaches and moving quickly due to no slowdown on mags and all access
>Engborg's weaknesses about not picking up stuff are covered when they harass robotics for an expensive gripper
>Human's weaknesses about radiation, blasma, transporting canisters, lack of RCD covered when they harass robotics for a (metal) expensive Clarke

Meanwhile...
>MoMMIs sanic ventcrawl + improved matter synth + all tools + don't have to listen to anyone + pick stuff up immediately at roundstart + private R&D lab with protolathe
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>>195648224
Why is the MoMMI nest airlock electrified? I never got that
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>>195648318
It isn't?
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>>195647469
>who ahelped/complained about Souhei
>who was online during the incident vpn guy posted logs of (they presumably witnessed it)
>who used a static name (they were afraid of metagrudges)
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>>195648662
There's enough public information to narrow it down to almost one or two people every time. It's the legwork that people can't be bothered with.
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>>195646784
is there already one for the most looc talks?
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>>195649248
LOOC is like PDA messages. It’s sacred and unlogged in every form
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Lifeweb gets a big update

thoughts?
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>>195649362
no1curr
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>>195649354
and where the most runes got drawn?
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>>195647923
You can scan plastic.
>>195648224
Both mommis and engiborgs are broken as fuck. The mat synth is ridiculous. You can get guaranteed, infinite copies of shit like phazon rather than waiting on mining/xenobio to find/breed more, removing any further need for them to gather mats at all.
Other than sec which is the most law 2 abused borg of all, the other borgs feel like they've got good give and take compared to humans. Med needs an upgrade to feed pills, mining has easy sheet grabbing but inferior dig rate, service sucks but the niche it fills is worthless so long as ordering pizza is a thing anyways. Engi has always been the exception to this, as the things it wants to do are the areas where borg upsides are the most relevant and its just plain better than engineers at doing basically all of it. The things it could not do are things you do once round start and then generally forget about. I'm not entirely sure what the point of it having a grabber that lets it do a job that should have been done long before the research is complete is.
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>>195647472
>>195650104
t. shitter miners
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>>195650303
why would miners care about the scarcity of plastic? They just want their diamond dong
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>>195650369
talking here about the mat synt
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perma'd from the only server i play on.
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!!HOW TO KILL THE WHYFOO STATIC NAMERS!!

>Rename your own character HarleyQuinn/AvadaColander/ValkyrieSkies
>Make it kind of look like them
>Go around being obnoxious as hell
>Make a mess and fuck with people until they kill you
>Keep it up until the original statics get so sick of it they change their names
There are literally no rules against this. I'm doing it starting tonight
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>>195650397
does it have parrotlax
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>>195650397
fuck off kurba
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>>195650496
>There are literally no rules against this.
I mean, you're right, but that doesn't mean waifushitter badmins aren't going to punish you for it.
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>>195650442
miners aren't smart enough to know what that is
fair enough
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>>195648832
>>195648662
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=3850

>July 6th 2017, raiders round
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>>195650498
yeah, and there are pretty storms in background
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>>195650369
i wish mining borg could get a drill upgrade halfway between this and the normal one. normal one is so slow and while following a miner picking up stuff for him seems like a good plan all the miners ive ever played with hate everyone and get really antzy when being followed. probably think im rogue
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>>195650597
They are the only once I could imagine complaning about this, why should anyone else complain about it? Dont really think a botanist, doctor or sec officer cares that the borg can produce materials. It takes shitter miners their chance away to hold science hostage with materials.
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Rate your sec team that round!
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>>195646892
Most people only have 150ish on them if they dont visit an ATM
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>>195650578
Under what rule? I'd love to see them try. Worst case scenario we get to call out all the admins who have waifu slobber on their little babydicks, which is a good thing. We can use that knowledge to bully them too.
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>>195650863
why would miners want to hold science hostage? someone post the "ooga booga give me this thing you have no reason not to" image
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did someone make a TTV hotmap yet?
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>>195650874
Anime is trash.
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>>195650496
Impersonating other players and being a shit is being a dick.
People used to do it to me all the time and I killed them frequently instead of adminhelping.
Cant prove you aren't a syndicate agent pretending to be me.
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>>195648318
>Why is the MoMMI nest airlock electrified?
You think it starts off like that, do you?
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>>195650863
Dunno about the other anon complaining about it, but I'm a sillycon player and I think its dumb how good engineering is compared to the rest. The others feel like they work with the humans. Engineering feels like I'm just stealing multiple peoples jobs entirely at the same time
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>>195651007
Good thing that's not anime and it's actually a character in a western game, then.
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>Guy gets fucking destroyed for shooting a laser tag gun by 2 people
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>>195651050
Who is shocking it?
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>>195650874
Plasmeme efficiently and swiftly murdered everyone else when arriving at the emergency pod dock.
5/10
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>>195648224
>improved matter synth
mommi mat synth is improved? how so? ive never played them off the derelict
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>>195650997
YIY DUDBT FURE UT
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>>195651194
I think he means that the mommi synt costs much less charge
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>He killed the special boy, get him!
>shuttle devolves into a clusterfuck
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>>195651153
>Plasmeme sec officer with guns literally out and being shot doesn't even shoot him once
>Two other people draw weapons and laser the plasmeme assistant down
:thinking:
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>intense situation with hivebots and bluesea
>laser fire through the doors
>plasman hits me with 3 lasertag shots
>hit rest
>he gets lit up like a christmas tree
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>>195650605
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/07-July/06-Thursday.log
so many familiar names, I think their identity is safe
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>>195650997
>>195651262
someone give me an alternative to imgur that doesn't compress large images so i can just upload these to an album somewhere
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Whats with the diaper sprites in the op? Why would anyone do this.
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>>195651324
I remember back when Skelly was a thing I'd get much faster reception from fellow Skellytons when asking for shit in science or med (which they played a lot it seemed) than when I was human or I was skeleton asking a human. Spacer racism is okay
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>>195652060
old supermatter sprite was better
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>>195649362

>New map

time to play it again, last one with the elevator felt too casual friendly
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Pirates when?
>like heist but more focused into converting the crew into pirates than stealing
>pirate ship keeps moving around the station, piloted by the captain
>before invading the station the pirates have doubloons they can spend into tech, equipment and other stuff
>doubloons shop would include a range of stuff to either go stealthy or a full pirate war
>once everyone is ready, the pirate ship opens the doors to the raiding pods, launching themselves into the station, and once what they need to steal/convert is secured they can use the pods again to go back to the ship, get more doubloons for completing the objectives and eventually seize control of the station
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>>195652060
I still don't get what retards voted for this supermatter sprite
it doesn't FUCKING TILE AT ALL
AND IT DOESNT FIT THEMATICALLY
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>>195654109
when you code it
it also sounds terriblei
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>>195654109
so it's like a combination of revgang and heist, the two worst gamemodes ever conceived
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>>195654304
better than heist/cult
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>>195654351
>not Cult and milf
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>>195654615
milf is round when you go full powergay and shit on the AI hard
i have NEVER had a fun heist round and i don't think anybody has ever had a fun revgang round
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I WANT TO LICK VALKYRIE SKIES'S CUTE LITTLE COOTER
ONLY IF WE'RE FRIENDS HAHA
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>>195646830
I haven't but having a literature club actually sounds fun
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>>195654772
>powergay and shit on the AI
*unzips engiborg RCD to put doors in every direction around the AI*
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serb?
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ded?
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oh no!
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MR. FUZZLES NOOOOOOOOOO!
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I wont be playing when serb comes back, Check for braindeads and act accordingly.
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oh thanks Christ now I don't have to deal with this shit malf gimmick
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>Charles Bukowski says "I've seen enough. See you in the next life."
>serbia crashes
>I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens...
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>>195656921
what if the server became sentient and it decided to kill itself after playing a round with us?
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>>195656503
*unzips RCD and delets doors
nothing personell kid
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>>195656921
>stop a guy trying to commit suicide
>crash
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>>195657110
>Try to clean the cargo blood
>Serb crashes once I spray the bottle
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IT'S BACK
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>Its yet another 'Admins spawn thousands of hologram tajarans' round
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And here I just thought it was my MidWestern Shitternet being a shit.
Also, isn't there essentially already a literature club most every round? Even if its just the librarian printing books no one will read.
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>>195657036
>opens a straight path from you to a turret, stuns you, then fucking murders you
Nothing personnel kiddo
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>unlock the Dissolve power and get ready to spook
>crash
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>be me
>performing action
>be interrupted
[sarcastic thanks]
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>do xenobotany
>supply medbay with rezadone
>preparing to supply them with botany meds
>attacked by the least robust vampire ever
>flash, cuff, succ
>break out, push him down and retrieve headset
>call out location and identity of killer
>flashed and killed
>bombs corpse with TTV, head still intact
>xenobiologist in the next room never bothered to help
>ignores head when he comes out and orders borg to fix his slime pens
>security doesn't care about bombing and murder and is discussing what to do with all the cleanbots instead
>serb crashes
I wanted to see what was going to happen next but oh well.
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>>195657251
Thanks, now I know my target is spooky.
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Is the retard who wrote his name in all caps valid?
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>>195656515
Metaclub insider, i've seen what he actualyl looks like and can back it up.
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>>195650496
I think you put too much thought into a video game, my man.
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>>195657240
>thinks he will still have a working APC
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>>195657498

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrYbKBrI7o
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>>195657575
he's a shitskin
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>>195657698
He's texan, what did you expect?
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>>195657641
Pretty confident I'm going to.
What are you going to do, shoot it through the 80 fucking doors?
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>>195657805
APCs are on the walls, your doors won't protect them for shit.
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>>195657805
Every time i see AIs trying the door trick they fail. You know why they fail? Because it takes too long to open doors and they don't realize the doors just block the turrets lng enough for someone to either hack or RCDs. The strat is ass and it sucks
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>>195658324
APCs are on the floor and visually offset to a wall. But you can still interact with stuff under doors.
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*expends 200000 energy on stacked airlocks on every tile of the upload*
better know your telesci crew
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>>195658652
True, but the point being you can just hulkpunch, drill or thermite to them to shut them off, which is the exact thing the doors are meant to cockblock
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>>195658698
>the upload
I'm now imagining a proud engiborg building this ridiculous setup oblivious to the crew going straight to the core
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>>195659207
>not moving the ai core into the upload so that the first bomb misses when they blow the AI core
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>>195656503
*nerfs borg rcd*
behold the ultimate form of powergay:
powercode 8^)
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>>195660718
*Makes infinite stoves/watercoolers/etc instead*
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Trader tips
>If it's malf sell bluespace crystals, glubbs, flashes
>If it's cult/vamp sell garlic, even though vamps are barely affected by holy water people will still buy, high potency is better
>Tatortots often willing to sell you stuff or collaborate for cash
>If it's nook ops, just go home
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>>195663597
In ops rounds you can evacuate staff in exchange for lots of cash, or just risk a vault raid. Beware though as any vox op will want your identity for a nearly undetectable stealth op run
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>Looking at the end round screen
>On of the traitors has -4/20 TC left
Blaze it?
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>>195666473
Extra from being on the centcomm report?
That's all i can think of
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/16571
Opinions?
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>>195666473
He probably bought a bundle that had the freedom and syndie uplink implant them bought something with the upload implant.
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>>195667220
Post the powergaming ckeys
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>>195667220
>opinions?
So you determined that players like to sneakily make chloral and that xenoarch suits are insanely slow, practically forcing people to drink hyperzine?
Good job buddy, you really started a good discussion.
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>>195667526
this
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>>195667526
If it's xenoarch suits that force people to drink hyperzine, how come hyperzine is more common than xenoarchs themselves?
That's terror.
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what is the best job for low stress comfyness that isn't a bullshit RP job like librarian, clown, chaplain?
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>>195668202
Derelict MoMMI
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>>195633103
3, Fullmetal and Fairy Tail
Medbay
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>>195668202
Bartender
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>>195668202
Chemist or Engineer, though with both there can definitely be periods of not doing stuff if you're not creative
Though with Engi you can always make a project for yourself
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>>195668202
>Chemist
As long as there's at least one other medbay employee, you get to comfy up as long as you don't fuck up on the simple basic chems.
Greytide will try breaking in, but you have everything you need to disposal them available.
>Botanist
Noone, including 99% of all chefs gives a single fuck about you. You can make carpet, wood and grass in large amounts to build and decorate your mancave.
>Janitor
With full maint access and the sweet ride, you are free to do whatever you want for most of the time.
>Xenoarch
You even get your own station. In some rounds you'll need to gas the vox to get started on whatever project you want, but you won't even get bwoinked for it.
>Atmospherics
Atmos is set up perfectly in less than 10 minutes if you know what you're doing. After that you get all the fancy engineering tools without any issues and can go about either doing your job and improving the station or fucking off.
Make sure to disconnect Plasma from distro before moving out though, if anyone plasmafloods the mob will be after you.
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>>195669342
>Make sure to disconnect Plasma from distro before moving out though
This is meta and people have been banned for it before, same as roundstart bolting the upload as AI.
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>>195669342
>disconnect Plasma from distro
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>>195667526
Harse Theef
Strawberrytan
TheMegaGoat
FreakinABonk
SeymourButts
Avadanatinde
Kavlax
Durgen
RFultra
Sarah Johnson
RealestEstate
Jknpjr

That's just from the last 5 months.
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>>195669906
Completely accurate, but also merely a subset.
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>>195670058
Well, I only picked the ones that popped up the most when scrolling down. These are the worst offenders, if you will.
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>>195669906
are these from all hyperzine productions on the entire map or just from the xenoarch base?
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>>195670391
These are only people who use the xenoarch base chemdispenser to make 500u antitox in one sitting. No hyperzine.
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>>195670492
no wonder why im not on that list.
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>>195670196
Sorry, I mean those are accurate with regard to the people who powergame every single fentosecond they're playing the game.
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>>195669906
>literally 50% of this list is waifu players
uhhh guys????
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>>195667220
>actually do RnD (5 minutes if you're reading a wiki)
>part of this process involves building a chem dispenser for yourself anyway
>...
>f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1

grudgecoding inconveniences into the game doesn't prevent undesirable behavior and historically never has
Bustatime campaigned for a baycode rebase on the premise that it'd slowly eliminate greytiders as they'd be too stupid to handle zas or the medical system. Guess who went away in the end.
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post ckeys for hyperzine and chloral too
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>>195592673
>polymorphed
>one greyshit punches you
>permanently dead
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>>195669906
>I'm on the list
wew, that backfired
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>>195670941
You don't even need acid to do R&D nigga.
Anyone else 'member when R&D chemdispenser wasn't common practice? I 'member.
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>>195669906
Could you post ckeys for players that actually make SLT and Mutagen respectively?
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>>195671152
who gives a fuck
killing people as an NT D engineering cyborg for breaking a window and not replacing the broken window wasn't common practice either but here we are
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>>195671351
these days silicons don't even give a hoot if it gets replaced, they just see it get smashed and chimp out
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>>195671351
I wanna go back
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>>195669781
>>195669728
Actually, why the fuck is it meta?
Why would I want plasma two valves away from distro?
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>>195669906
Wait I almost never made chems on the outpost. What is this list supposed to be?
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>>195670941
>make chemdispenser boards only make acid, mutagen and xenoautism
>rest of the chemicals unlocked by swiping a medbay ID on it
wow that was hard
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>>195671598
Players who made large doses of anti-tox on the outpost.
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>>195671510
so that AI can plasmaflood
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>>195671598
I just scrolled down and picked the names that made a ton of antitox in one sitting. If you think I made a mistake, post your ckey and I will doublecheck it.
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>nuke ops
>Zero (0) members of sec

We PubbieStation now
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>>195671709
I'm pretty sure I'm only made that list because I made a shitload of antitoxin one round when I got a virus on the roid.
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>>195667220
Opinion: Get fucked.
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>>195672030
WARNING WARNING!
SCIENTIST DETECTED
SECURE ALL TANK TRANSFER VALVES AND CALL THE SHUTTLE
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>>195671889
I wonder if those nukeops guys had fun that round.
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>>195671889

It's could be worse, at least people don't go braindead in the middle of the hallway
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>>195671962
That's possible. Most of the list showed up a few times but I picked it very quickly in like 2 minutes of scrolling down.
>>195672030
Take me out for dinner first.
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>>195669342
>disconnect plasma from distro
Do it in a way that appears to be an oversight, such as setting up a cooling loop from the tank with a bent pipe.
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>>195671889
halp sack griffen
halp sack throwing the game
halp sack arrest u 4 murde on green??
halp theres no sack wot happen
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>>195671715
That's bullshit though. As >>195671515 said, it's completely retarded that the most toxic gas is connected to distro at all. If AI or tato atmos wants to Plasmaflood, they should at least need to put the minimum amount of work in that is building a few pipes.
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>>195667220
>Chloral
Horatio, Souhei, Kolton, Marko, Cruz.
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>>195672265
Post outpost chloral cookers
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>>195670941
Busta did nothing wrong
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>>195672139
To some people just a little sentence saying "u win" is enough to ejaculate
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>>195672467
Everyone, pretty much. The only name that popped up a lot more than others was Heroinehero007, whoever that is.
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>>195672509
that's a funny picture but no
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>>195672703
Whose the guy actually playing xenobotanist and thus making ammonia and dieth and shit?
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>>195672398
1. The current setup is not directly connected to distro but through a valve, a mix chamber and a gas pump
2. Using the starter setup only makes shit floods easily contained
3. Most AI don't even get borgs for 2 hours to make them pipes and there is no other way to do any serious flood
4. git gud
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>>195672703
That's Horatio
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>>195672756
>got us glorious ZAS that brings endless hilarity
>got us glorious baymed that makes all the refugees mad
Nothing
Wrong
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>>195672703
Yeah that about adds up
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>>195672956
the reasoning is totally off though
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>>195672825
>1. The current setup is not directly connected to distro but through a valve, a mix chamber and a gas pump
The actual factual only outlets for plasma with default pipes is: Waste and distro-via-mix. There's the ~RP standpoint~ and there's buttfuck retardation.
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>>195672802
H0l3M4k3r, Spoonylove, Mugumbe, SuperEffectives. Literally no overlap with antitox makers.
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>>195669342
>Atmos is set up perfectly in less than 10 minutes if you know what you're doing.
Spoonfeed me non-tator atmos setup.
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>>195672956
>round with the HoS shooting the animated fueltank wasn't recorded
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>>195674125
What is this.
Why is this.
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Ability to mute certain names in ooc/deadchat when?
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Cult rounds are always, always fun

to observe
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>>195674017
Honestly i'd love this too. I understand a fair bit about atmos already, but some of the finer points of what some bits actually do are very elusive, and a spoonfeeding on atmos optimization would clarify a whole shitload of things all at once, the puzzle pieces finally falling into place.
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>>195668202
Trader can be low stress
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>>195667220
>science has the most diverse and strongest antag options in the game
>"lol let them use shitterjuice instead XD"
FUCK
OFF
EEN
YOU KEEP FINDING WAYS TO BE EVEN MORE HATEABLE BY THE DAY
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>>195676385
Of all the reasons to hate Een, you choose to make a post insulting him over an opinion that the majority agrees with?
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>>195676380
This is true, just never leave the outpost and settle in for a comfy time.
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>>195669906
Pretty much the only time I'm using the outpost dispenser is for hyperzine to dig or mutagen to grow plants and I have barely touched science in the past 5 months

t. on the list probably a metagrudge from someone who got rekt by the wheelchair[/SPOILER]
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>>195677412
>the majority of players would rather get shitterjuiced than fight a mech, or subverted borgs, or gold core reactions, or exotic guns
You keep telling yourself that but you're still blatantly wrong
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>>195677859
>that strawman
Kill yourself
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>>195677412
Eens verdict on this matter is:
>Keep it there so antags can get their shitterjuice and be caught doing it by the AI.
I haven’t seen this sentiment expressed in the thread, so I don’t yet believe it’s the majority consensus.
This is a sidepoint, but in my months and months of playing HoS, I have never ever had an AI report someone making Chloral on the outpost for obvious reasons. (The AI isn’t going to look there, the AI is on Asimov for the first 20 minutes, etc.) This leads me to believe that his reasoning is faulty
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>>195677936
It's literally the point I was making in my post and the reply is contrarian shit with no details
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>>195676114
>TFW used to know so much about this game
>stopped playing for a couple years
>Forgot it all
>Most of it has probably changed anyway

Should I even start playing again?
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>>195678081
Its my reasoning because as an AI its one of the things I keep an eye on, So much so that in a recentish round when the captain was on the outpost making chloral to dose up the scientist I pda'd the scientist about it, And generally kept an eye on proceedings.
That said, it was a fairly low pop round and this doesn't apply nearly as much to more populated rounds where you should be observing areas, not people.
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>>195678176
no
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>>195678459
Lowpop is very much its own beast entirely. There are gimmicks that work exclusively on lowpop, like perma’ing the entire crew. Had perma mctraitor captain started with like, 2 officers, maybe even 1 clever one, it wouldn’t have worked. But because it was lowpop he was able to perma the entire crew save for a few latwjoiners
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>>195676114
>>195674017
There's not much to do, honestly 10 minutes is pretty generous but the optimizations are a bit subjective.

Every shift: remove the two gaspumps at the end of the air loop and replace the last one - they're way too slow especially when there's a breach. Also, increase the input and output of the Air Mix tank to max, likewise for O2 and N2.

Easy mode: replace the air to distro gas pump with a volume pump.
I'm Not Dumb mode: Replace it with a volume pump and digital valve. Valve is for emergency filling, pump is on all the time.
Hard mode: Use the AAC to automatically turn on the valve and/or pump when the pressure dips below safe levels.
Pro tip: pipes can be safely unwrenched at 300kpa or less

Waste loop: Run an H/E pipe until you hit the end of the tanks, then slap a passive vent on the end. Multi-layering is useful here and improves efficiency but is entirely up to you.
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>>195679379
Also never ever slap more than 20-25 H/E pipes on ANYTHING.
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>>195679735
>not filling a entire z level with 4 way h/e piping on all 5 layers to create a pypeson sphere
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>>195669906
>soose isn't on the list
Wrong.
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>asimov borg bashes the CMO's head in
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le soap in le bathroom
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just found this ancient ban
Really made me think
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>>195674125
there's the log at least

[14:13:34]GAME: Explosion with size (1, 2, 4) in area Fore Primary Hallway
[14:13:37]SAY: Nicolas Clarke/Felipez8 (@221,286,1) As Galactic Common : OH MY
[14:13:38]SAY: The Last Roman/Chazach/(The Last Roman) (@221,285,1) Deadsay: whines, "AHHAHA"
[14:13:38]SAY: Lee Rocker/Tokanova (@221,285,1) As Galactic Common : Huh
[14:13:39]SAY: Joe Fiddler/Boptser/(Joe Fiddler) (@223,280,1) Deadsay: mutters, "pffffft"
[14:13:39]SAY: Grey Area/Blitzikaze/(Grey Area) (@221,283,1) Deadsay: cries, "jesus"
[14:13:40]SAY: Joe Fiddler/Boptser/(Joe Fiddler) (@223,280,1) Deadsay: spooks, "did he"
[14:13:42]SAY: Fuura Kafuka/Ozymandias37 (@226,276,1) As Galactic Common : OH GOSH
[14:13:42]EMOTE: Miles A. Head/Delighted_Merchant (@220,277,1): <B>Miles A. Head</B> gasps!
[14:13:44]SAY: Joe Fiddler/Boptser/(Joe Fiddler) (@223,280,1) Deadsay: complains, "just shoot the tank"
[14:13:45]SAY: Edgar Merryman/Szuflox (@259,235,1) As Galactic Common : Hos and warden are dying
[14:13:46]EMOTE: Lee Rocker/Tokanova (@221,285,1): <B>Lee Rocker</B> gasps!
[14:13:47]SAY: The Last Roman/Chazach/(The Last Roman) (@221,285,1) Deadsay: spooks, "its a living weldertank"
[14:13:49]EMOTE: Deshawn White/Anticockus (@227,276,1): <B>Deshawn White</B> gasps!
[14:13:49]SAY: Lee Rocker/Tokanova (@221,285,1) As Galactic Common : Welp
[14:13:51]EMOTE: Fuura Kafuka/Ozymandias37 (@225,283,1): <B>Fuura Kafuka</B> gasps!
[14:13:51]SAY: Lee Rocker/Tokanova (@221,285,1) As Galactic Common : Guess we die sir
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>>195680991
What would this man's appeal even look like?
>Can we all agree that people who lube are valid and the guy who banned me is a retard?
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>>195680991
I don't understand? Wasn't he valid?
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>>195681315
Me neither. I guess not long ago lube didn’t make you valid(?)
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>Die to someone cutting the shock wire on my airlock
>Don't Ahelp because I figure that I'm the traitor's target
>End game screen
>I AM the traitor's target, and he gets green text
>Still don't ahelp because it all lines up
>Turns out some random greyshit did it and he gets permabanned
God bless spess
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>>195681418
>traitor's target
This means literally nothing here.
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>>195681486
Clearly. While I don't ever care about objectives, I figure SOME people here do, though I guess that number is even lower than I thought it was.
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>>195674017
>Waste line
Use thermopipes in space to cool that stuff down, end the cooling line with passive vents, the more the merrier. Remove the pumps for it to succ all the shit out fast.
>Distro
Set all the necessary gasses to maximum pressure, same with the gas mixers. Remove redundant pumps.
>Distro advanced
Set a volume pump or, better even, a layer manifold with multiple volume pumps and a digital valve in distro, multitool it and set it to the frequency you want to use, get your ass over to the atmospherics automation console and make a script that opens the valve only when distro pressure falls below 300kpa. That way you can soft-lock pumping crazy amounts of toxins into the air.
>Plasmaproof that setup
Just above atmos, in maint below medbay, the two arms of distro can be connected with a gas filter to get at least plasma into the waste line very easily.
>Make the very cold stuff
Wrench the one space pipe between plasma and atmos away, replace it with a bent pipe (or a manifold if the engineers want to TEG) and use heat exchange pipes and volume pumps to create a closed cooling area. Connect that to a connector, make a canister with the metal you can find in atmos and pump that stuff in there once it's cold enough for you.
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I don't get it.
why are admins allowed to kill people as non antags, but when we do it, we get banned?
Thats so fucking petty, your not even challenging yourself.
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>>195680525
>>195681418
>check ban page
>it’s all real
Jesus fuck
The pubbiestation’ing of our server continues
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>>195681418
>>Still don't ahelp because it all lines up
I was one of those other guys who died from that door and I ahelped it on a hunch after seeing the traitor list roundend didn't contain the guy who stripped me after I died to the door.

I don't think that guy was actually the one who shocked it, but it did turn out some other nonantag did.

I almost didn't ahelp it because he could have been disguised. Always ahelp, I guess.
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>>195681582
I followed the protocol, I was subtle, I didn't just go around bashing peoples heads in with a toolbox. I had a gimmick and everything.

Whats with the power trip? Why go sneaking into the logs like a tattletale?
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>>195681628
It's sad to see all the jobs be replaced with people who clearly have no idea what they're doing and don't care to improve
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>>195681752
I’m confused
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>>195680525
>Alek has been a nonantag shit last round
>He's the Chemist this round
>Be CMO
>Get to Chemistry
>No pills, large beakers gone, chemist missing
>Try my best to make pills with the one large beaker remaining in the grinder
>Chemist comes back
>Immediately starts working on nades
>Ask him where the beakers are, also what he thinks he's doing
>No response
>Ask him again
>No response, he is very slowly making a Potas/water nade
>Chloral him
>10u Impedrezene
>Soporific
>Remove his arms and ass, put ass on head
>He gets borged
>Returns as alekbotm, tazes and bashes my brains in with a crowbar
>Tries to space me but is too retarded to find an airlock
>When asked why he harmed me he argues that he's a secborg and the CMO crippled a man
>My sides are in stable orbit around Persei-6
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1) I don't get how people bypass your verification system. I tried fucking everything, I even spoofed the MAC address on my hard drive and reset my WAN IP.
2) I don't understand how shitters manage to keep getting unbanned all the time no matter what they do. I have to wait 6 months before I appeal, they seem like they are in and out in week or even a couple days.
3) I don't understand why you keep insisting on secrecy. Its like, C'mon. We know, okay? Admins do nothing but murderbone and cheat all round. The reason people used to like your server is cause you let them get away with shit that would get you banned on other servers, despite all the petty shit you pull.
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>>195682267
>People call out goldsteel in the thread for killing a clown 4noraisin as hos
>the next round when adminning he gives the clown toxic superfarts that can’t be disabled with debutting and super speed
Really makes me think
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>guy murders and attempts to space a human on asimov
>gets a 1 (one) day ban
What the fuck
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>>195682531
whatever man. the only thing seperating people who are inside your little circle from those outside it is that you got there first.

There is nothing special about you or the rest of your shitters.
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>>195682267
I hope this is Ewek
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>>195682889
I think you're right about that
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fuck it.
I don't even know why I want to join your club when you can't even be assed to tell me the real rules.
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>>195682834
>whatever man. the only thing seperating people who are inside your little circle from those outside it is that you got there first.
>There is nothing special about you or the rest of your shitters.
bwuh? what did I do? I'm just a rando assistant/sec who likes to build stunprods
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serbians?
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It ded
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>Connection Failed
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>>195683286

SERB? IS IT DED?
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dead serb
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fuck.
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>>195683052
You can't prove you are superior by rigging the game so no one else even has a chance. That only reinforces how inferior you are that you need a constant supply of special treatment in order to succeed.
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>tfw got all access as clown as this happens

HONK
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I don't feel like making a bug report, could someone report that the game freezes up whenever you try to examine a mime's invisible wall? Easy to reproduce 100%.
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>>195683393
I haven't rigged the game though, and I'm not an admin. The only special powers I have are the fact that I'm kind of a shitter although I try to use my shitter powers for good
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>get tator
>crash
eery time
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>>195683458
The server or just your client?
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>Every ling gets all access and arms up, preparing to succ the crew en masse
>server crashes
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>>195683586
I wouldn't know. My client lags whenever I do it on or offline (personal offline test server), but i've never asked if anyone else sees slowdown when I do it.

>>195683635
I'm sure you guys would have had a fun time with 0 sec or heads rolling around in full hardsuits, armor, all access, lasering then succ'ing random people for 5 minutes until there was nobody left alive. A great time, really.
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>>195683635
>murderbone on lowpop
thank
fucking
god
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>>195683872
>I'm sure you guys would have had a fun time with 0 sec or heads rolling around in full hardsuits, armor, all access, lasering then succ'ing random people for 5 minutes until there was nobody left alive. A great time, really.

>being sec sucks
>no more sec
>meaningless ling rounds, even a nuke ops round with 0 sec

IT BEGINS
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>>195592461
Well, I can't admin, I can't antag, can't play sec, and can't grief. What the hell is even the point of playing on this server anymore?
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>>195683962
>that
>lowpop

i guess 95% of server uptime is "lowpop"
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>>195684012
Fun low/med RP or autismo projects/jobs
And just interacting with other players both with roleplay and round events
It does sound like you might wanna consider another server though if some of those things you really enjoy
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>>195684262
yeah right, that sounds like a lot of 'fun'. wake me up when its not a 4 hour extended
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>>195650496
Just don't gain an advantage as a result of impersonating them (e.g. getting access from the HoP you wouldn't otherwise have because they're playing in the same round) and I don't really see an OOC issue
Also don't be an asshole in a way that's against the rules while impersonating them obviously
Also even if someone changes his name because of this, they'll just make a new static
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>>195684262
>>195684420
see, that MIGHT even be fun, if I weren't getting shit on every round by the meta-club. But since the only thing you seem to care about is killing your own server and making sure no one but the meta club gets to have fun, even that has lost its charm.
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>>195650496
Look at yourself in the mirror anon, imagine how bad your life is you're actually considering this. That is very sad, please consider things anon, you are not a bad person, you could be a happy person because thinking negative thoughts like this makes you a more negative thinking person.
Praying for you to find the light.
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>>195684069
we just had a nuke ops round with no implanted heads and no sec
It played out p much like a regular lowpop round (no power, clown has all access) until the nukies blew it up

No heads no sec is basically lowpop regardless if you have 10+ civilians
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Clown powerlevels

>Highest Tier
Convinces crew to give him all access through stunning charisma
>Mid Tier
Steals all access through R O B U S T S L I P P, doesn't ghost if caught and takes the cell timer like a man while plotting next prank and honking the AI over radio
Honk
>Lowest Tier
Rushes spare at roundstart, ahelps if arrested for grand b&e, ghosts when heard by 0 admins
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>>195684838
yeah, and BIG SURPRISE, no one wants to play sec when the metaclub antags or plays heads.
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>>195685576
No metaclubbers play CE, engineering remains most autistic department
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>>195685269
>needing all access
>not getting wherever you need to go through wits and charm
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another entertaining round of space station 13
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>>195685576
No one wants to play Sec because it's suffering, and with the TG migration it's torture.
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>>195681264
You can fuck them up not kill them, Whats not to get?
If hes using a chem sprayer thats one thing, but just a spray bottle?
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Do station bounced radios capture whispering?
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>>195686670
>Admin PM: Why didja kill the Mime who only lived 13 tiles of floor and not 15, the allotted valid quantity as outlined in the style guide?
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>>195686670
It would be extremely difficult to accurately say exactly what the rules regarding lube were at the time Jed was an admin, but a ban that old would just be lifted no question based on age.

>>195686775
Yes.
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HERES WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU AHELP
Bwoink from Ckey: hey I just got deep fried faster than your mom(hyperlink to the clowns player panel here) sucks down a cock by this door, did the ai(hyperlink to ais player panel here) shock me or some shit? (Reply) (Jmp) (BSA) (Retardify)
>Uhhh, Ai aint rogue to my knowledge
>Jmp
>Yep hes dead alright
>Reply "I'll look into it."
>Rightclick door
>Viewvars
>Scroll
>Greyshirt Mcfuckass(playerpanel link here) has electrified the airlock!
>Check player panel
>Nope, not an antag just an asshole!

>Yadda yadda yadda ban
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>>195686775
I believe it's RNG-based.
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>>195686796
Clown covers every square of the main hallways in peels?
Thats a murderin.
Clown covers three tiles in peels?
Thats not a murderin.
Do you understand now?
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>ai is rogue
>order insul gloves since 6 people died to shocked doors
>borg disables and cuffs me, tries to drag me into gibber but fucks up, 2 people save me
>head back up to cargo to get gloves, still have cuffs on since neither of the people that saved me removed them
>clown walks up, drags me into maint, beats me to death, then spaces my body
>ahelp, he wasnt an antag
>doesnt get banned
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>>195687094
honk
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>>195680991
Oh? we posting old bans?


>Was teaching a friend the game, first round in > >prewarned the admins so they didnt think I was griefing (hence why they know Im metagaming)

>Went braindead at shuttlecall because life after a round full of teaching

>woke up to this and never heard from the friend again
The good old days of irreversible bans.
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>>195687067
That’s a non-equivalent example because it’s the space lube itself that makes you valid not the quantity. Space lube being a special entity that can’t be washed out or magbooted over
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>>195687338
Space lube can be washed out but nobody knows about it because traders never sell it
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>>195687569
So it can't be washed
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>>195687792
If a 1second flashbang is thrown, and no one is around to see it, does it still make a bang?
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>>195687338
Let me guess, You're the type of person that gets mad when I let the clown and mime traitors go for possessing only super glue.
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>>195687860
No because it didn't display on anyone's screen
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>>195687942
It’s never happened to me so I can’t say

I don’t think I’ve ever had sec in my dpt deliberately release a dude with baddie items except for when the warden once got an “idea” and gave tracking implants to two people we found fighting over an emag instead of just getting the access to scan it so we could look at the prints and fibers
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>>195688136
I catch and release anyone I can find a reason to, No reason to sentence someone to life (OR death) over a bottle of (Admittedly) very illegal glue and some fancy spraypaint. I also make use of all the implants as a warden, tracking implants are the absolute nightmare of a ling.
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>>195688620
>Ling escapes from brig
>Find a tracking implanted doctor in maint behind botany.
>I look at him
>He looks at me
>I pull out my taser
>He pulls out his proboscis
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>>195688957
You kept your distance right
right
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>>195689135
I had three tasers anon.
I kept him tased from four tiles away for three minutes while the rest of sec arrived.
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>>195689175
Gud jub.
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>>195689175
This is unironically the proper course of action when dealing with anyone who might be a ling or vamp. Permastun from as far away as possible. Resort to stun baton passes if you ABSOLUTELY MUST. if there's nobody else in sec, Turn it over to the validhunters. ';s I have a ling down in X' is as good as dead for that ling.
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>>195689339
Forgot to mention, Call beepsky with your PDA, he can cuff them for you without getting stung.
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>>195681264
>>195681315
In the past before Hippie invaded, there was no "valid culture"
We were a peaceful server of interesting roleplay and fun, everything changed when the hippie invaded.
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>>195592828
valid. instantly is how long it takes, forever is how long it lasts. Instant can refer to a duration of effect, but in a colloquial sense it can easily mean speed of action. shitter
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>>195690707
"Forever" in this case is two minutes. Or it's supposed to be.
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>admin spawns himself as a wizard one hour into the round and proceeds to murderbone before getting blown away with welder tank
Guess who
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>>195690941
If it's not goldsteel I'd like to phone a friend
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>>195691195
You win!
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>>195691195
Spurprisingly it's not goldshit
Protip: it's still one of the new admins
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>>195690941
I'll post feedback if you post logs
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>>195691531
wednesdays logs arent available yet
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>>195692423
Check the end of Tuesday, because of timezones it can end up on the tail end of Tuesday
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>>195691531
>>195692423
>>195692581
It was Tuesday or Monday but I can't check because site keeps timing out.
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>>195692734
https://pastebin.com/qTUZfLKG
Here's the entire last round. The current round started 2 hours ago, 23:11:16 server time.
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>>195692734
And here are the last 2 days (too big for pastebin):
>Monday
https://ufile.io/6kbdp
>Tuesday
https://ufile.io/yr2em
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why cant i fart over the intercom
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>>195691195

not goldshit one of the newer admins

goldshit summons meteor storm and shit to end the round any way
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>>195690941
>>195691531
pretty sure it was either meetme or maipai as a wizard named BUNDLE OR BUST if it's the incident I am thinking off
didn't even take the bundle, just fist, blink and snakes
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>>195693794
>[08:52:07]ADMIN: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger) has spawned a wizard.
>[08:52:07]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Engineering Cyborg-771) (Derelict Solar Control - 188,195,4)
>[08:52:07]ACCESS: Login: Meet me in dorms/(Jacoby Riggle) from [NOPE] || BYOND v511
>[08:52:19]ADMIN: MOD: Meet me in dorms/(BUNDLE OR BUST) : Notify the crew first that if they want to...
>[08:52:22]ADMIN: MOD: Meet me in dorms/(BUNDLE OR BUST) : nvm
>[08:52:25]ADMIN: Meet me in dorms deadminned themself.
This incident?
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>>195693712
Jack be nimble, jack be quick,

Cant outrun the logs with your wizard schmick

fuck me.... praecordia
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>>195693794
>>195694063
That's it, yeah
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>>195694347
That's not an admin spawning himself as a wizard, that's an admin hitting the Create Wizard button and another admin getting randomly chosen for it. It's no different from anyone else getting picked.
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>chemist
>the only job in this game that actually requires knowledge of chemistry
>desperately try to remember how atomic bonding works from high-school
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What did he mean by this?

Also, apparently deadminning just means you use an alt account to spy around the map and circumvent the rules when you get antag because diceroll.
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>>195694526
u wot

Just follow the recipes
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>>195694705
What did he mean by this?
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That explains why things escalated too.
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>>195694828
>>195694705
He means he doesn't know how to read logs, that log indicates he cast snakeform

Nigga it was as easy as highlighting all the instances of "meetmeindorms" how did you fuck that up? Look at the exact next line
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Or if you disbelieve me, what do you think lads, is Luigi also aghosting himself?

[18:21:25]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Honkel the Infuriating) (Security Office - 239,294,1)
[18:21:25]ACCESS: Login: Luigil101/(snake) from [NOPE] || BYOND v511

Damn nigga Chazach is in on it too??? Wasn't he just complaining in meetme's admin feedback thread? Was it a smokescreen and they're both collaborating secretly but trying to appear enemies publicly?

[09:53:00]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(snake) (Aft Primary Hallway - 222,198,1)
[09:53:00]ACCESS: Login: Chazach/(MISTER FISTER) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510

[12:38:04]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(snake) (Escape Shuttle Hallway - 303,243,1)
[12:38:04]ACCESS: Login: Chazach/(FISTOPULIS) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510

[14:00:55]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(snake) (Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 24,247,2)
[14:00:55]ACCESS: Login: Chazach/(AAAAAAAAAAAAAA) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510

Even Een is an admin??? Who can I trust???

[13:56:53]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(snake) (Library - 193,235,1)
[13:56:53]ACCESS: Login: EenKogNeeto/(Harleen Quinzele) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510

And who the fuck is Titangold?

[09:41:44]ACCESS: IsBanned: Checking titangold888, [IP CENSORED], 3210279038
[09:41:47]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(snake) (Ghetto Bar - 179,269,1)

I bet if I go back since before the start of November I can find even more of this deception
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>>195695397
No need to be so butthurt dorms
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So the admins are actually turning into snakes?

Ironic
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INCIN beeps: Warning! SPS 'INCIN' has detected the death of their wearer at the Emergency Shuttle Centcom (137, 126, 2).
;-;7
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>>195696845
Incin was great but.

He could have been more robust.
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Bashing aliens telekinetically with table parts does less damage than I thought it would.
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Virologist: You cant kill those spiders
HOS, RD, Warden: We can kill those spiders
Virologist: You CANT kill those spiders
HOS, RD, Warden: HNNNNNNNNG
*Spiders die*
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>>195696930
it did no damage,
Silas please.
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>>195696914
I used the entire armory's worth of buckshot and slugs on the spiders, So when aliens came around I had nothing left but lasers, I got a few nearly crit but my helmet was only good for one hugger and most aliens carry two. Just being practical.
All I had left on my lawgiver's 2 mags was 5 ricochet shots, I was gonna try them but got distracted.
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>>195696939
Proved me wrong, color me impressed by the sheer amount of spider slaying.
had no clue those fuckers were space proof, I am sorry about that. I thought they would be contained in virology. But nope, 1 carp came by and they broke into space and spread even to the SME room.
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>>195696914
When you can't be robust, you can still be helpful like the Chief Medical Mimegineer. He couldn't shoot worth shit, but he brought a weapon charger to the chapel!
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>>195696939
>chaplain turned warden walks in with a stun baton


not my best moment I must add
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>>195697047
That is being robust, though.
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Now what if i told you that I was responsible for the xenos being on the station?
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>>195696959
Well that's good to know. I guess it has to be something like a bladed weapon to deal damage.
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>>195697142
I'd tell you I unintentionally allowed a brood of spiders to escape.
Mistakes happen.
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>>195697161
All items have a 'Force'
Table parts, and any misc items unless coded otherwise have a force of 0.
Glass shards, and metal rods are surprisingly strong, aswell as metal sheets. Use these if you cant get your hand on a discarded melee weapon, fireaxe, etc.
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>>195697142
Mistakes like that are welcome and make the round more interesting.

Keyword: MISTAKE.
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>>195697142
I'd say thanks for letting us end the round with a bit of fun
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>>195697229
I thought they'd deal small damage, not no damage. Thanks for the info.
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>>195697142
Thanks for spawning me vampirefam, sorry i had to strip and hugger you much later. Couldn't allow my children to possibly get hurt since they were attacking you. It was a good way to end the round i think.
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>>195695397
some quality wiz names in that post
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>>195697336
Fair enough. If it makes you feel any better, I could've gotten out of there easily but I spent too much time looking for 'Mist Form' when it was actually 'Bat Form' (which conveniently was right at the front of the abilities list)

Hope you guys had fun
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>>195696630
Just git gud at logs lad

Also dorms probably can't even read logs either, they should make me admin
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>>195697142

I'm okay with this, after two hours of nothing it's was nice to kill off xenos
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So is there a reason why exosuit fabricators just won't let you interface with them for several minutes after a period of time at the start of a round?
It happens every time, is this a bug?
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>>195698190
>two hours of nothing
I dunno who you were and where you were at for all that time, but personally I was busy the entire time with various emergencies and lots to do from early on.
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>>195698384
I'm guessing it's your client downloading the UI resources. Don't know why it would take that long though.
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>>195698190
i spent two hours as a mouse eating all the food i could find before getting killed and becoming a xeno queen, was a very active round. :^)
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I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION
WHOEVER PUT THE TWO PRACTICE LASER GUNS IN ESCAPE, YOU ARE THE MASTER PRANKSTER.
I WASNT FOOLED, BUT I FOUND IT AMUSING WHILE AVOIDING FACEHUGGERS
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>>195698753
It was the mime. Spent all round being actually helpful, figured one prank near the doomed end wouldn't hurt.
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>>195698821
Also there were four. I guess two were taken by someone.
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>>195698667
I don't think that's it, the machines work just fine for like five minutes after starting a round. After that, they're non-responsive.
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>>195699014
>after
I misread your post before. Probably power shortage before an engine gets set up.
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>>195699109
Yeah I'm stupid, the power is gone
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>>195690615
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>>195690615
tfw Valk says something flirty to you and you aint about that life
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>tfw I once got banned for 30 minutes for accidental ick ock 10 seconds before shuttle docked at centcomm
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>>195699742
Sounds like it did its job, you will never forget about that, right?
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>>195699742
>Admins always threaten to ban for fake ick ook
>Continue doing ooc ":a absorbing AI in dorms"
>Never been banned for it
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>>195699850
It's not like it will stop me from accidental ick ock because of byond lags in future
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>>195690615
Waifu players everyone
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>>195690615
>mentally ill player erotically roleplays to no ones surprise
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>>195700335
get em wet shaggy
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>>195667220
May I ask how you're collecting this data? Scripts? Grep? I'd love to try it myself.
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>>195690615
>ITT: autists laugh at autists for spending their free time on something they find fun
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>>195701387
>/ss13g/
Isn't that what we normally do? It's kinda the foundation for our community.
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>>195646576
I wonder if it still has the chance to turn you into a frog
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Why is there an unironic furry with a full furry avatar in our coder discord
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>>195701387

Except these people are bigger autists, I'm still astonished at the number of people who believe they can achieve a meaningful relationship over 2D sprites in a autism atmos simulator
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>>195701963
Who also promotes being a degenerate and a furry, in its own words
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>>195702067
shaggy gon sneeze
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>ERP and any sort of weird disgusting fetish shit is not allowed on the server
>While the Discord has not one, but two channels dedicated to posting pictures of 2D and 3D sluts with all sorts of weird fetishes tied to them

What did Pomf mean by this?
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>>195702419
On discord you are free to not see it, you can block it entirely and hide its existence. ERP on the server however can't be blocked, it ruins the game for everyone.
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I'm in six discord groups and all of them that lack a singular focus (/tg/ groups for shadowrun) have a NSFW channel.
It keeps it out of other channels.
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Mech components on spacepods when?
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>>195702996
wyci
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>>195702996
mech components on ian when
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>>195703056
When (you) code it. Im already bumbling ass first into a failure of a project.
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>>195702987
Out of the 11 channels I'm in, only one channel other than the ss13 one has an NSFW channel.
It's used to post food much more often than it's used to post porn.
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>>195703076
>Bark Blaster 3000
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>>195702067
>meaningful relationship
Now you're confusing it with LDR. What if they're just doing it casually?
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As someone who shares a discord Channel with Eenkogneeto, He uses the NSFW channel to post exclusively food porn, and futa porn.
I don't know if this is a diss or not but there's that.
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>>195703304

I'm talking about people like shiggypiggy and omega949, anon

they genuinely fell in love with their spess waifus and went full retard over it
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wud u a plasmeme lady if she had nobreath so she could teak the suit off
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>>195703539
rotten chemically toxic pussy on a living corpse

Id rather spend $40 down in crackville. Same thing without the cancer.
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>>195703673
People lick poles during winter even knowing their tongue will get stuck and they'll lose half of it to frostbite.
What I'm saying is, are you a pussy anon?
Are you a chicken?
Bwak bwaaaak
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>Try TG for its supposedly super hardcore mining
>Avoidable bosses aside, the strongest enemy is a goliath
>I spawn in with a seemingly infinite ammo accelerator
>The most common enemy does 0 damage and fully heals each time I kill it
I've been had.
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>>195703765
I lick poles all year round ;)
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>>195703539
only my plasfu
tfw plasfu is no more
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>>195703768
All TG is is a bad meme. There is zero redeeming qualities.
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>>195704661
Like /vg/?
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>>195702996
>ywn build deep space outposts with a pod equipped with rcd
>ywn raid shitter outposts with laser cannon and sleeper spacepods
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>>195703470
>>195702067
So because ShiggyPiggy and Omega try to have LDR that means Valkyrie and Amikawaii erping is bad?
They're not even similar things, neither really is bad. Long distance relationships can work, plenty of people in this general are in long distance relationships and they go fine, you don't hear about the good ones. You only hear about the meme ones like omega, because omega was a mentally unwell child and not an adult like everyone else having a LDR is.
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>>195705184
There is nothing good about LDRs but they are nothing compared to tranny erp.
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>>195705184
if they are going to a site for ERP, keeping the ERP on said site, and only doing it on said site, is it really a fucking issue? It's like complaining about someone smoking while they are out in a smoker only area freezing their ass off.
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>>195705271
Why do you care so much about the relationships others form or how they spend their free time?
You do know that nobody that does either of those things will be convinced by your half hearted shitposting to stop, so you're achieving nothing.

It's pretty sad anon, at least the erpers are having fun and improving a skill (creative writing), actually better than just watching mindless reality tv (not that that is bad).
>>195705348
Agreed, I don't care if somebody erps if they're just doing it in erp areas and not trying to force erp where it doesn't belong.
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>>195705473
I dont care if degenerate mentally ill trannies roleplay fucking other males on an autism simulator. I will however laugh at the losers when I see it.
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>>195705573
If you don't care why do you need to respond and be so hateful?
It makes it look like it personally offends you. It makes you look childish. Regular people just ignore things they dislike anon.
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https://youtu.be/P79MSwxWKyk
more augments when
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>>195705573
>whines about trannies erp'ing on a hungarian goulash bunker website
>"I will however laugh at the losers when I see it."

don't look at the mirror i guess
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>>195705760
>hungarian goulash bunker website
wait shit i thought this forum was for albanian competitive knitting circles
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>>195705732
Augments get so rarely requested already despite their benefits. It's also a pain that you need to get the implants from Science and can't print them like normal lungs and eyes.
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>>195705725
I dont need to respond, I choose to because I am free to shit on faggots just as they are free to be disgusting caricatures of mental disease.

Theres no hate to point out the sky is blue when you desperately want it to be green. Deal with it tranny.
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>>195706162
Imagine being so disgusting you have to shitpost about transsexuals anonymously. Not even man enough to attach your name to your opinions, knowing that everyone prefers the "disgusting trannies" to you.

Begone retard, you've been utterly ruined in this argument.
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>>195705732
augments arent even used in tg where everything prints at light speed and costs nearly nothing and it has like one or more for every slot and they actually do good shit
can't really see them being used here where they'd take longer, cost more and do less since people here pretty much all game the game to get anything they want to begin with
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>>195706708
>youre mean i win
Doesnt work that way soyboy. Reality is trannies are broken people and their enablers should be mocked to discourage the spread of the illness.
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>>195706708
Yeah nah, trannies are hilarious at best and disgusting examples of bad parenting at worst. Laughing at them is the only humane thing to do, the alternative being a crime.
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>>195706725
I think I got all the /tg/ augs once while playing fallout 13, does that count?
Being able to lock your hand so you can hold a riot shield while on the ground, 2gud.

Funny that beating fo13 to the point you get banned just looks like playing normal ss13
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/pol/ posts on /pol/
Report and ignore
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>>195706924
>That one huge golden dildo
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>>195707175
You know whats worse? on a server with sex verbs, that dildo was unusable.
I tried.
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>>195706924
whatever happened to this serv?
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>Tfw one of the lings was meters away from the biggest cache of weapons and armor in the station

Good thing we were two watching over that shit at cargo or it would have been really fun
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>>195707419
Fuck if I know, when I got banned for actually roleplaying as a knight I stopped following it.
Most fun I ever had playing it was as a bard.
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>changeling
>objective: kill this other changeling

Fuck you.
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kys een
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>>195707636
You don't actually HAVE to.
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>>195707659
not yet
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>>195707578
>tfw warden went through all the trouble of reviving me from husked, and yet when I rat out the guy who killed me, he and the 2 other sec people with him don't do shit until the last possible second, and one of the sec dudes just sits and stares after warden gets death stung on the shuttle, doing nothing about the confirmed ling murdering and yakketying in front of his very eyes

I don't think i'll ever play sec, it seems unfun.
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>"I spend my free time calling people degenerate trannies on an anime website for a 13 year old dosbox game"
>"I'm also an admin for that game, yes I do it for free. It's more power than I have at my Wal-Mart job."
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>>195707792
Tell it to the guy who killed me. Unwittingly.
Literally, like that oglaf comic strip. Only this time it happened to me, and now I know exactly how it feels.
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>MIME has been stripped of their SPS at starboard maint
>where the fuck is starboard
>Warden tells me right
>go into the maint there
>catch the priest running around
>OI YOU, lay down
>he does
>start cuffing him
>stings me just as the cuffs apply
>warden finds me stung and him laying down cuffed

Fuck me that was some good shit
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>BWOINK
https://youtu.be/LNCfNchosjU
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Fore is forward.
Port has the same amount of letters as left.
Remember this and you wont get lost.
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>>195707840
>only one person thinks my shit stinks
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>>195707830
Warden here, sorry dude, but all I had was a crowbar and a pair of cuffs. I have no idea where the fuck my taser and baton went to, it was probably the ling that killed me and I forgot to restock and I left the laser in the charger like a retard.
That said holy fuck no defibrillators in sight when you really need one at roundend.
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>>195708770
Actually you passed defibs all throughout medbay, I was screeching like an autist in deadchat wondering what you were looking for.

Thanks anyway, I guess I probably should have stuck with you instead of sniffing out a lead and assuming there was only one changeling.

I'd still love to know why that other sec officer just sat and watched you die in the shuttle, though.
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>>195708305
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>>195709116
Then I must be really blind. I was looking all over the walls, but didn't notice any which I thought was really weird at the time
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>>195669906
Harse is definitely the worst offender of antitoxin powergaym, I honestly believe 20% of all antitoxin is made by him to self inject
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>>195672347
>do a shit job round after round
>wonder why nobody likes you
>NO! It's the STATION that is wrong!
(You)
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>>195687194
next time dont metagame fag
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>>195709237
That's a really shitty pic since none of the concepts actually transfer (not to mention if you use different maps it's even worse). In the first place, a station does not have a 'direction'.
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>>195711564
The areas in the game are literally named with those four terms so might as well learn them
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>>195711698
Or how about unfucking the names to use correct appellation? Spacestations don't use those terms either (though a spaceship might).
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>>195711764
Who gives a fuck? Sperg about something important.
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>>195711764
How would you suggest differentiating one maint area from another?
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>>195711901
North/south/east/west. Not that this is a concern in the first place because organizing maint areas by directions has always been retarded. Instead, the maint areas should be labeled by where they are (science maint, surgery maint, cargo maint...)
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remember 2016, remember when /pol/ posting wasn't the norm in the thread

i member
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>>195712381
For the first, you're still just ordering them by direction.
For the latter, I count one or two, maybe three if you stretch it, lengths of maint on Box that only neighbour one department. One is next to atmos and medbay, another is next to medbay and science, and one is next to a grand four areas (detective's, vault, teleporter, EVA)
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>>195694526
W a t

a

t
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>>195712381
N/S/E/W is just the orientation of the camera, it doesn't really apply to space.
And the naval terms actually make some sense if you compare it to an actual (war)ship
Fore/Bow - Security / Weapons
Aft / Stern - Engineering / Engine spaces
Port / Starboard - Left / Right of Fore

As for maint I suppose you could do it like:
Fore starboard - Civilian maint
Fore - Security maint
Fore port - Storage maint
Aft port - Supply maint
Aft - Engineering maint
Aft starboard - STEM maint
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>>195712658
For the first, they become absolute directions. No need for meme "the shuttle leaves for the stars XD but oh no that doesn't work on any other map ;_;" shit. Everyone knows the cardinal directions while it's always trouble to recall the nautical directions (especially since they're nonsense on most maps).
For the second, who said the same separation would be made? Maint behind atmos is behind atmos and maint behind medbay is behind medbay. Done.
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>>195714094
>especially since they're nonsense on most maps
Why the fuck do you keep saying this
Imagine the station as aligned north in its orbit and it makes perfect sense
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>>195714094
That sounds counter-intuitive to how areas in general work in this game. Although a mapper can place areas however he likes, almost every other area in the game is zone-based. That means no more than one area per barred-off zone (counting doors and windows too). Even the medbay, separated due to its size and power requirements, is pretty clearly sectioned into Medbay and Medbay Treatment Area by the firelocks (which admittedly is unorthodox)
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>>195712381
Hey retard, you know why boats don't use north/east/south/west to refer to parts of the boat?
Because they MOVE
Now the boat turned 180 degrees and "north side" would actually be "south side"

Guess what the station does
That's right
It moves
In orbit
Where there isn't even a magnetic field to point out the cardinal directions
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Didn't someone once send NASA a question about nautical directions on a space station?
I forgot what they said.
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>>195714908
What did NASA say?
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>>195714383
t. brainlet
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>>195714998
I don't REMEMBER
All the memeing has made me forget
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>>195714779
t. brainlet supreme
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>>195715089
t. brainletest
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>>195714908
>>195714998

This one?
https://www.quora.com/In-science-fiction-nautical-terms-are-often-applied-to-spacecraft-forward-aft-port-starboard-compartment-bulkhead-deck-overhead-etc-To-what-extent-are-these-terms-used-on-real-spacecraft-space-stations

Why in the name of all that is short would you use the fucking title as the address
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>>195715301
Maybe, but 2015 seems a bit early. It was definitely someone from here, though
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>>195715362
They asked what the captain of a station on an asteroid would be called idiot
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>>195715656
Well if he's the CAPTAIN, surely that's what he'd be called
Gosh what a dumb question
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>>195715749
t. brainlet
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>>195715656
Rude
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>>195715796
t. brainiac
What now you fukken dweeb
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>>195715749
they said "noo captain is 2 militari call him research director instaed!"
literally nobody gave a shit except bay, whom'ste renamed their captain to research director
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>>195715859
You are a fucking idiot as well, nasau told them to call him a station administrator or something
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>>195716101
yeah that
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>>195715859
>Captain
>Too military
Ayy lmao then what the fuck is the dude commanding a civilian tanker called?
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>>195715859
>ask question
>get answer
>WELL THAT'S A DUMB ANSWER LMAO FUCK THAT
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>>195716243
it was bay that asked
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>>195714779
the earth moves in orbit, too.
the station never changes its orientation unless admins press buttons, NESW is fine. UDLR master race though
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>>195716571
what is fram of referens??
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>>195716571
I'm not sure they're so perfectly synchronised that north will always be north
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>>195716659
Geosynchronous orbit possibly, alternatively maybe someone glued a magnet to the tip of security
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>>195716659
The screen
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>>195716571
The Earth is the frame of reference for all the vessels on Earth. They use the Earth's magnetic field (NSEW) to navigate the Earth. Think of this as "stage left".
Each vessel also has its own fixed frame of reference that passengers naturally align themself to (fore/aft/port/starboard). Think of this as "no MY left not YOUR left you dumb turd".
Does this make sense to you?
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>>195717115
Exactly. And since the station doesn't move, only one of these is applicable.
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>>195717291
>the station doesn't move
Hey you know solars?
Yeah me neither
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>>195717291
The station is in orbit around a gas giant orbiting Tau Ceti
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>>195717330
Solars spin, station does not. Invalid argument
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>the sun orbits the station
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>>195717115
the station is a frame of reference for all the spessmen on the station. they use the giant letters painted on the ceilings to navigate the station.
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>>195717374
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>>195717374
Station is on a orbit but itself does not spin, it stays the same orientation and facing the same way despite orbiting whatever it orbits, hence the solars spinning and not the station,
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>>195717115
The station doesn't have propulsion, it doesn't have a forward or a backward to go in, fore and aft make no sense its just a floating amorphous shape that orbits a gas giant.
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>>195717731
Even a shored boat still has a port and starboard, ya dingus.
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>>195715859
It was actually "Colony Director" and it was Polaris that asked. Polaris is set on Eros, a colony. Baystation is set on a ship, so the captain is called captain.

DOOFUS
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>>195717845
Does a ball floating in the water have a fore and an aft?
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>>195717963
If you lived inside the ball and the ball had different distinct rooms inside that always remain fixed to the ball, then yes.
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>>195717845
The station cannot be compared to a boat, that would be space ships. A space station would be more fittingly compared to an oil rig.
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>>195717368
Exactly. Thus >>195717291
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>>195716571
>The station never changes it's orientation
>I never set up solars, the post
The Station is rotating. Lore-wise it is on L1 above a gas giant surrounded by plasma-rich asteroids, so it isn't even affected by magnetic poles.
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I'm sorry for spilling welding fuel like an absolute dingus, I didn't mean for that to happen
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>Handing out guns but only a few to keep everyone on their toes
>Xenaorch destroys my protolathe with a rod in a poor attempt on my life
>Hand out guns by the dozen with the express request that people use them to kill the xenoarch
VENDETTA
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>>195718049
okay, then which way on the ball is forward?
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>>195718110
I guess your house also has an aft and port then. Retard.
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>>195718210
What does that have to do with his post?
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>>195718159
That science lab had enough weapons to start a war, and yet the reason the station went down the shitter was because of bees
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>>195718210
You caught me, my house is on L2, opposite the moon.
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Solars only move to face the nearby star. Since solars get in view of the star and then leave it again and since they do this in a fixed order (repeating), we can conclude that:
>The station spins fast enough to complete several rotations in the span of a few hours
>The station's axis is perfect or almost perfect - enough to
>The station's gas giant rotates around itself and orbits Tau Ceti slowly enough that it won't impede the solars within a few hours
The alternative I see is that we go around Tau Ceti so fast that we don't notice it blocking the Sun ever but that's a bit spooky
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>>195718159
but you didn't even killed me lad
i was aiming to the AI core but the roullete revolver is a piece of shit that only gave me 3 rods out of 100 shots
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>>195718159
>be incompetent and also retarded
>entire station laughs at you constantly
>see spooks everywhere
>think people were ever planning to use any of your guns
>be proud of your VENDETTA
Vox are pox to the end.
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>>195718159
>handing out guns to few
>had plasma rifles out in the hall before xenoarch came
>had a ebow on himself for no reason
Shitter RD, I think the humans were right in siccing the borg after you.
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A space station is the space equivalent of a building, not a boat.
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>>195718110
I was referring to in game orientation, but my point still stands, the station is in orbit, so it uses the planet as a frame of reference for north south east and west
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how the fuck are you all so dumb
can you touch your right ear? that's right it's to your right
can you touch your left ear? yes it's to your left
can you touch the tip of your nose? that's right it's in front of your eyes
can you touch the back of your neck? it's right behind you silly

so you have a left, right, front, and behind that never ever change, because you own them

can you touch your friend sally's left ear? yes, it's to your right
wait, what happened?
sally has her OWN left right front and behind?
WOW!
but then how do you tell your friend sally where things are???????
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>>195718307
Whew I forgot to finish my post.
>enough that only one or two solars are in view at the same time, more importantly enough that they aren't ALL in view at the same time
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>>195718346
I agree with this
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A space station is a space station, there's no aft or port, it's not a boat.
It applies to space ships and actual traveling vessels.
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>>195718341
>RD handing out guns

Rename all Heads of Staff to “exceptional individuals”
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>>195718319
you were aiming to destroy the thing you needed to capture?
Anyway, I had the AI on me after the first rod mucked with its power.
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>>195718210
>>195718346
A facade (also façade; /fəˈsɑːd/)[1] is generally one exterior side of a building, usually, but not always, the front. It is a foreign loan word from the French façade, which means "frontage" or "face".

In architecture, the facade of a building is often the most important aspect from a design standpoint, as it sets the tone for the rest of the building. From the engineering perspective of a building, the facade is also of great importance due to its impact on energy efficiency.[2] For historical facades, many local zoning regulations or other laws greatly restrict or even forbid their alteration.
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>>195718341
I had the ebow to try to open lockboxes but it turns out you can only do it the unfun water-potas way, even plasma cannon couldnt pop them open reliably.
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If RDs started with loyalty implants it might weed out the shitters who just play the role to dick around and get a slightly stronger antag role
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>>195718375
The station is on the solar-gas giant plane in stable position on L1, dingus. It does not have a magnetic orientation due to Lagrange points being per definition removed from them.

This is why the solars have to rotate on a plane axis. This is why you can have a singularity engine without immediately tearing the whole station apart. This is also why you can mine the same asteroid repeatedly and not have to wait for launch windows.
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>>195718494
fuck objectives dawg
i just wanted to throw meteors and rods into the station
>looking for good gimmicks to do
>get a random bundle
>too unrobust to show everyone it's hip to be square
>dig a roullete revolver on xenoarch
>proceed to just do what any antag xenoarch would do and spam it on the station for meteors and rod memes
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>>195718384
You say 'HELP MAINTS'
Sally will then be able to locate you in time to fight off the ling
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>>195718581
Thanks for proving you are in fact clinically retarded and not merely pretending.
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>>195718669
;MAINT WHERE
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>>195718384
I can tell you where my sides are.
In fucking orbit.
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>>195718581
So why is the Facade the Brig on Box if not for OOC reasons
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Why the h*ck is everybody arguing when the answer was already posted a while ago?
>>195715301
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>>195718627
I play RD very rarely, and when I do, i typically have antag off and am doing it to hand out research toys.
Such as the various tools I left outside the lab prior to ZAS that like three people actually used.
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>>195718346
Nasa would like a word with you
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/multimedia/iss_labs_guide.html
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Fact: Nobody has every successfully antagonized a station full of armed individuals
Fact: if guns are illegal only criminals will have guns
Fact: most murderboners are stopped by a random crewman with a gun
Fact: nonantags arent allowed to actually use guns on nonantags
Fact: handing out guns to everyone can never go wrong for these reasons
Fact: America is the greatest
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>>195718945
T. Has never played a round of cult
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>Ewek got so assblasted in his ban request that he deleted his forum account and all his posts
TG refugees all get btfo eventually
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>>195719029
and then he posted in the thread asking why it was so hard to banevade LMAO
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>>195719029
I missed it, give me a quick rundown.
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>>195718945
>Fact: Nobody has every successfully antagonized a station full of armed individuals
I CAST FIST!
>Fact: if guns are illegal only criminals will have guns
Also security, the captain and everyone that gets a gun permit
>Fact: most murderboners are stopped by a random crewman with a gun
Stats please. I'd say must murderbones are stopped by shuttlecall.
>Nonantags aren't allowed to use guns on nonantags
And you would change that?
>Handing out guns can never go wrong
laughingcultistsandrevolutionaries.tga
>America is the greatest
Mommy said so
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>>195718619

lasers my guy, plasma is shit for lockboxes
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>>195719163
>>195719163
>>195719163

nu
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>>195687094
bullshit, there's more to that story
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>>195719071
Is it actually hard to banevade though. All you need to do is reset your ip and get a new account or is there more to it that I'm not aware of?
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>>195718945
>Fact: Nobody has every successfully antagonized a station full of armed individuals
False
>Fact: if guns are illegal only criminals will have guns
False
>Fact: most murderboners are stopped by a random crewman with a gun
No evidence
>Fact: nonantags arent allowed to actually use guns on nonantags
False, there is this thing called escalation
>Fact: handing out guns to everyone can never go wrong for these reasons
False
>Fact: America is the greatest
Not Tr_ue
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>>195718919
>unironically listening to the people who hired goldsteel
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>>195686670
Lubers are valid now, though. No one has been bwoinked for killing a luber for at least months.
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>>195707840
walmart is full of very nice people anon. Don't shit on jobs because you think you're better than the people that work them, dickhole.

t. someone who worked at walmart and is tired of seeing people demeaned for working at walmart when all they wanna do is support their families
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>>195705348
>is it really a fucking issue?
Why are you so god damn defensive? No one's saying they should be banned for it, doesn't mean we can't look down on and make fun of them
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>>195686670
Lubers are valid, period.
t. admin
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>>195718919
>nasa
>knowing what the fuck they're talking about
lol
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>>195686670
I hate lubers
Uncreative non-antag shenanigans
Kill ‘em all
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>>195718945
Fact: an armed station will inevitably antagonise itself
Fact: guns are illegal, cargo will still have guns
Fact: a laser fired down a corridor at a retreating wizard will 100% of the time hit a botanist, 30% of the time this botanist will be a diona
Fact: handing out guns will inevitably give antags more ways to kill you
Fact: great is a term meaning large
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>>195723018
>Fact: a laser fired down a corridor at a retreating wizard will 100% of the time hit a botanist, 30% of the time this botanist will be a diona
Made me smile

Anyway yeah pretty much the only time giving out guns works/is possible is during Wizards and even that is purely for metagame reasons. And hoo boy is Wizard turbofjcked these days with way too many wizmen spawning at once, may as well call it.
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Please unban me I’m ready to play again
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Me too




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