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Eternity edition

>Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org

>Why is this even still here, if someone's going to kill themself they're not going to stop because they saved 5 seconds googling the suicide hotline number.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
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Natsuki!
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>>195618759
Natsuki lovers where you at!
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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Last thread did not reach image limit, good job lads!.
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combo
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>>195618759

I want to nat in natsuki
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This is proof Natsuki is best doki
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>>195618759
>>195618806
>>195618812
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>>195618862
>>195618894
Real Natsuki Hours
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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The Anon Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
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>Natsuki goes out to the mall with you
>Everyone around the both of you are couples, holding hands and kissing
>You look over to see Natsuki, cheeks red as she looks away from you
>The manga store is right around the corner
>Natsuki's embarrassment fades, replaced by an unusual excitement
>She runs over to the new comics, grabbing the latest edition of parfait girls
>Her eyes return to your gaze, then begs for you to buy it for her with those cheeks puffed out
>You sigh and agree.
>After buying it, Natsuki has this grin across her face. Her timidity is gone, replaced by raw passion
>She begins to talk to you about her life, her dreams and desires
>Later, you both order take-out and eat dinner at the food court
>Natsuki's laughing at all your dumb jokes, exposing that toothy grin
>You're beaming as well. Her hairclip seems perfect, dangling over those cute eyes. Her jacket is unzipped, exposing a pearly white undershirt
>Night falls, but you're still together. You decide to leave the mall and walk to a nearby park, chatting under the stars. Alone.
>You're sitting with your legs crossed on a park bench when her phone buzzes. She checks her phone, then says that she needs to leave.
>Natsuki's smile drops as she stands up. The wind gushes past you, while water quietly trickles in the background
>This is the moment.
>She's about to walk away when you grab her hand, interlacing with your tiny fingers. She turns and asks what you're doing.
>You stand up, pull her close, then bend down to kiss her.
>She's surprised at first, eyes wide, but quickly submits as she realizes she wants it as well. She stands on her tip-toes to kiss you better, wrapping her arms around your back
>You love Natsuki.

Repost because new thread and Natsuki best girl
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>Her face when she finds the hentai in your desk after you leave the room
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So what did you like about this VN?
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Hello, new comers and veterans alike! Now it is time for the word of the thread! And Natsuki combo breaker!


The word for this morning is "Wind"! It could be a gentle breeze, a buffeting torrent, a gentle caress or a divine sandstorm!

As usual, all anons are encouraged to critique and comment on each others pems! If you feel the word of the thread isn't any good, or it doesn't give you the vibe necessary for getting that creative spark, I'm sure other anons will be more than willing to provide inspration or suggestion!

Have an invigorating morning or a relaxing evening, wherever you are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsh4NkfgcVU
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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
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>>195619256
that it was my first vn
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>>195619129
Cute. Made me sad because it'll never happen/10
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>>195619339
I love her too
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>>195619339
I love her too.
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Hanging out with Sayori!
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AND HERE COMES NATSUKI'S DAD OFF THE TOP ROPE.

GOOD GOD SHE CAN'T DEFEND HERSELF
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>>195619129
Beautiful
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>>195619154
>Yfw you both share the same fetishes
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>>195619435
Doki Doki Wrestling Club when?
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>>195619435
I wish Shawn Michaels were my dad.
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>looking through Monika's different topics
>one can only be seen by looking through files
>apparently said by post-game Monika
>asks if I can come visit her once in a while
Fug, how do I do this if she doesn't want to be put back in the game?
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>>195619435
I jump in and take in the hit
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I am going to matingpress erika
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>>195619603
Monika After Story obv
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>>195619540
I got Natsuki as lucha libre and Yuri as a technical British style, probably submission focused. What about the other dokis?
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>>195619721
Now, two souls are fiercely entangled.
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>>195619680
>>195619802
I actually posted something else but I didn't want to ruin it for them.
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Monika is all you need
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>>195619680
>>195619802
>being gay is a problem
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>>195619802
I don't care either way
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>>195619680
Here is your (You) now fuck off
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>>195619802
The trapsuki meme needs to stop RIGHT NOW.
Her shoulders aren't even broader than her hips, that picture is from when she purposefully has them pushed out. My shoulders are broader than my hips, but I can push them out, or I can bring them in further to the point where my hips are wider, that doesn't make me a girl.
Natsuki is CUTE and has a vagina and I will MURDER YOU if you continue to say mean things about her!
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I was supposed to write a small fic about Sayori and MC playing video games and now it's becoming a longer fic about memories stuff like that. I hope I don't bloat it
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So, I've noticed a lot of people being annoyed about fetish fics/smut over the past few days. That seems to make up a good portion of what gets posted here (be it as a greentext or pastebin)

So that got me curious, what is the actual demand for that compared to non-lewd fics? It can kinda be hard to visualize what people like instead of just seeing vocal minorities, so I made a poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/14400941

I was also curious about how many Anons might prefer lewd fics, but want more non-lewd ones just for variety, or vice versa. Sorry if that makes answering more confusing!
Of course, writers should make what they want, regardless of the whims of the crowd. Some do both anyways. I just think it'd help just to know what people want, since a lot of us are motivated by making things that others will enjoy.
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>>195620113
Decided to check against them with a different pose in different clothes. Shoulders are still wider than hips.
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Misumi paizuri!
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>>195620401
Come on dude, my dick is raw.
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>>195620401
Cute nails!
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>>195620401
>that stupid hair
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>>195620113
Natsuki is a dude, dude
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>>195619772
>Wrestling with Yuri
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>>195620576
Are you calling Celes' hair stupid, you uncultured swine?
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>>195619802
How can it be gay if Im a grill?
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I want to hug and protect Monika from the cruel world she's trapped in.

All of the Dokis should be loved and protected.
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>>195620524
Postum Deletus
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>>195620795
Traps are universally gay, anon. If you're a guy, then you're liking something for its dick, and that's gay. If you're a girl, then you're liking something for its feminine aesthetic, and that's gay.
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>>195620301
>Those red lines for where her hips are
Then what are her hands resting on outside of the black lines?
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>>195619540
>>195620665
>wrestling with dokis
>keep 'accidentally' groping them
>cheating by tickling them
>putting them in a hold just so you can spank them
>pinning them for a three-count before having sex right in the middle of the ring
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>>195620976
Who said it's resting directly on the hip? Considering the dress is obviously puffy, wouldn't you expect more of an indent in where his hands are if she was pushing them against something? There's only an indent on her left arm, which is very obviously not resting directly on the hip (either that, or his body is seriously fucked up)
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>Yuri gave up cutting for you!
>It's hard for her to sleep though because she lies awake anxiously.
>You see her at club looking like she had a rough day.
>You hug her from behind.
>She presses herself back into you longingly.
>You get eye level with her.
>You brush her hair to the side.
>She looks into your eyes, knowing that the lack of sleep was worth it.
>She kisses you on the lips as you embrace once more.
Yuri!
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>>195620301
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip
That is a waist, anon.

The only real conclusion was can make about Natsuki's shoulders since all of her poses are her gesturing to seem bigger or at an angle is that they're inconsistent.
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good afternoon dokis!
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>>195620665
>Yuri puts you in a headlock with those big bear hugging arms!
>You can't tap out to a girl; that'd be too embarassing!
>Guess you'll have to let her put you to sleep til you're unconscious!
>Loving every second of it!
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>>195621271
I want to marry Yuri!
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>>195621347
I like this, on the condition that you wake up with your head in her lap
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>Tfw I used to write lewd greentext, but now I mostly write wholesome greentexts
Is this what purification feels like?
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>>195619802
How big is Natsuki's dick?
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>>195621505
Lewds are nice but nothing beats a nice wholesome story
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>>195621578
>Not a combo of the two
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>>195621505
>>195621578
Why not both?
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>>195621505
I think the purification I know is something entirely different
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>>195621509
Bigger than yours.
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>>195621578
Personally, I need a good narrative to get off to
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>>195621509
Bigger than yours, but smaller than Yuris
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>>195621629
>>195621614
Can't argue with that
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>>195621509
Horsecock
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waiting for pastebin anon to get online
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>>195621271
>My heart!
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>>195620113
I'd love them regardless. Why wouldn't you?
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>>195621271
I need this man
>>195621347
This reminds me of the Joe Rogan greentext
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>>195619279
Im like an iceberg, cold and crushing.
Im like a rainy day, leaving you with nothing but sadness.
Im like a tornado, taking everything with me.

Why am I this way?
My heart turned cold after it was crashed
All my feelings were washed away by the rain.
Eveything I ever had were blown away by your storm.

I used to be nice, caring and loving.
But all of that were blown away when you left me.
And now I cant find my true path anymore.
Your storm took me, and left me like trash.
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>>195619129
>>195621271
>tfw you'd like to enjoy these but you're scared of emotional attachment, even if it's a character that doesn't exist
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>>195621958
>Joe Rogan greentext

The one where MC fucks Yuri in the world championships and gains the love of thousands of fans?
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I want to have brain-sex with all of you
No penetration, no touching
I want the store of memories in your brain and mine to suddenly pour into a single vessel, to feel violated therein, or affirmed, or confused

I wonder sometimes whether the end of human evolution is not the assimilation of every soul into one being
Where every neuron of this being is the whole life of one soul's incarnation
Luciferic principles are keeping us held together as separate individuals but
There will come a day
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Sayori is cute! CUTE!
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>>195622324
Agreed
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>>195622295
Is it already time for another /ddlc/ group brainwashing session?
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>>195622213
Yea the one were it's this strip fight and says
>anon trained the clinch all camp
that line killed me
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>>195622398
Yes. Now everyone look very intently at Monika
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>>195622295
All of the anons from /ddlc/ should fuse into single consciousness. Pic related.
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>>195622491
Why are there explosions outside anyway?
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>>195622491
>tfw brainwashing and hypno are my fetish but Monika just doesn't do it for me in that regard
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>>195622630
'cause Monika is the bomb.
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I think I'll take a break from the fic, it's getting pretty lengthy and I don't it'll be stopping anytime soon so I guess I'll just call this part one? I'd rather get some feedback before I continue so I don't waste everyone's time
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>>195621714
What if I'm Yuri?
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I want to lay my head on Sayori's lap as she gently caresses my head.
I want to hold one of her hands while she toys with my hair with the other, her smile beaming down on me like an angel's light.
I want to surprise her by standing up and give a kiss to her cute pouty lips as she giggles happily.

I'm so alone please save me.
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>>195622630
Because the universe is unstable from all the things that Monika has done to it.
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>>195622759
Then I hope you are ready to fuck a lot of anons with your horsedick
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>>195621481
>You wake up, still in the ring, with water being porn on your face.
>You cough and shake the water off your head and realize your head is laying on simething firm yet soft.
>You're resting on Yuri's legs; she and the rest of the club we're trying to wake you up.
>Yuri was worried sick; she thought you suffocated
>She hugs you dearly, thankful you were able to wake up.
>the other club members giggle from the ropes at how concerned Yuri is towards you. After all, you just joined the club yesterday!
>Yuri quickly lets go of you, embarrassed, twiddling her hair as usual.

This is kinda fun.
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>>195622491
I tried that once and three hours passed you're not getting me again this time
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>>195622523
>>195622295
Instrumentality when?
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>>195622831
save us from this pain
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>>195619129
I like these cute little stories but they just remind me of how alone I am
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>>195621725
Mirroring this post into new thread.

~Sayo Hana~
~Part 7~

It's nighttime.
Sayori comes back into my room.
"Protaaaaaagg~"
"I finally finished them!"
She is holding a cupcake.
It has pink frosting, and the features of a cat, using pieces of chocolate for its features.
Just like the ones we made for the festival...
I hold back the urge to either get mad and/or cry.
Not wanting to hurt her feelings, I reluctantly grab and taste it.
Its good, just...
It feels like it's missing something.
'Wait...'
'We didn't have much milk left.'
'Did you use ALL of it?'


"Mayyybe..." Sayori twiddles her thumbs.
'Whatever, I need to get out today anyways.'
I put on shoes, and open the door.
Sayori rushes out ahead of me, and i notice she's barefoot.
'Sayori! Get shoes on!'
An old lady looks at me like I'm crazy.
'Oh yeah.' I say under my breath.

As we walk to the store, we encounter Yuri.
She's wearing a long sleeve track suit and pants to counter the cool summer air.
"Yuri!!!" Sayori runs up to her.
'Sayo-' I cut myself off.
Yuri looks up.
`You're still going on about that?`
She chuckles.
`God, you need to let it go.`
`Ever since that festival, you've become a complete shut in. You've showing up to school less and less, and now...`

`And now you're calling out Sayori's name.`

Sayori chokes back a few tears.
`Look, I don't know what you're trying to pull with the silent calls and your recent obsession with Sayori, but you need to just let it go. You can't heal if you don't move on.`
'But--'
She already has jogged off.

"..."
'Hey, Sayori, look. Let's just go grab milk and go home.'
I pat her on the shoulder.
' 'Kay?'
She silently nods.

After I restock the fridge with milk and other assorted instant foods Sayori egged me on to buy, I retreat to my room.
"I wanna go to bed too, you know!" Sayori calls out.
'Oh no. You're sleeping on the couch. I don't care if youre just a delusion, you sleep out there in the living room.'
"Okay... Fine." she huffs and walks off.
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>>195622986


>>195622831
If it helps I just finished a Sayori wholesome fic, maybe you guys would like it?
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WHERE IS MY MONIKA YURI FEMDOM?
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>>195623090
Yes please.
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>>195622968
When Monika finds out how to code Yuri to get in the robot.
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WHERE IS MY TRAPSUKI MONIKA IMPREGNATION
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>>195622968
>tfw instrumentality happens but you're forced to fuse with normies instead of
the only people that accept you for who you are
I'd rather kms.
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A reminder that /ddlc/ hates Yuri.

>>195620286
Only lewds and sad get (You)s, that's why they get posted.
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>>195612312
Okay, I got my frappuccino and my appointment went well. Not tired at all anymore but y'know, maybe later. Also thank you if you actually wrote that poem for me. It pretty much captures my exact feelings this morning,
ahaha.


>>195608695
>>195591871
Don't worry about it being cringey, Anon. Write about what you care about, who cares if it's personal?
Subject matter wise, you have something rather good here. Really shows the passion of love. I can really relate to it.
As for things you can do better, there's a few notes. First off, you shouldn't rhyme wine with wine (lines 10 & 12). Your last line is excessively long after staying consistent up to that point. Consider cutting out "tomorrow" to bring it in line. Another issue I see is that you're very wordy with your descriptions. It may just be a good idea to look at what words you can cut completely. Remember that you want it to be simple and flow. Poems can be complicated, yes, but it really feels that this one would be best served by being simplified. And lastly, the 1212 rhyme scheme wears out its welcome quickly, so it's best saved for very short poems.
All in all though, I enjoyed it. You did the most important part for me which is make it invoke emotion. Poetry without emotion is just words on paper. Good job, and hopefully something here helps you for next time. Thanks for sharing with everyone!

>>195619279
Here's my song for inspiration, if anyone wants it. It's my current inspiration, so maybe it'll help some other people write. I feel like it could really work with wind!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kIiqvK3Q_c
Monika!
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>>195622491
Wtf I love Monika now
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>>195623309
>hating any of the dokis
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>>195623090
yes please
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>>195623309
>/ddlc/ hates Yuri.
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>>195620286
SayoHana isn't lewd, if that helps.
shameless self plug
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>>195620286
Writing fanfics is dumb and autistic and all of you should feel bad.
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>>195623309
I was actually surprised by those poll results since the hatred towards Yuri seems far less outspoken here than the hatred towards Monika.
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>>195623549
Please don't bully us. We are Just5 having fun.
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>>195622324
>Anon fucking dies after getting pevils obliterated by Sayori's hips.
>Anon's last words were: "Totally worth it".
>More at 11.
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>>195623316
Yeah, I wrote it for you, but it pretty much sums up how I feel right now too.

Im glad it went well for you in the end!
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>>195623591
At a guess, Monika is polarising. Yuri has the people who like her, and just other people like others more,

Source- Monika > Yuri > Sayori
>Natsuki
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>>195623659
Sayori's butt is fluffy and soft like a cloud!
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>>195623309
Yuri is best though
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Help me chose a wiafu
They all seem ok, although natsuki seems to try too hard to fufill the "cute" trope, and yuri feels like shes more pretentious than nuanced (i might be comparing her to 3dpd edgy poetry slam girls instead of seeing her as a pure 2d)
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>>195623836
Sayori.
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>>195619279

Whenever I am looking down while flying alone and free
Anything on the ground is about the size of a flea
While I soar through the sky
Others on the ground can only stare
As I fly through the air
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>>195623836
If you waifu anyone but Sayori, you're directly responsible for her suicide.
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>>195623836
>choosing a waifu
you don't choose a waifu
a waifu chooses you
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>>195623659
>Last weekend a local high school student died of dehydration in a school closet
>Sources say a purple haired classmate refused to get off his dick for the entirety of the 72 hour period
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>>195624013
This.
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>>195623836
You don't "choose" a waifu like you choose your lunch, slutboi.
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>>195623939
>say to the cunt that i love her
>the cunt still kills herself
????
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>>195623425


>>195623143

https://pastebin.com/AzfPj7Zn here you go, I'm open to feedback.

Forgive any grammar and writing errors, some segments we're written through sleep deprivation
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>>195623836
if none of them struck you then you dont love any of them, so no waifu for you
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>>195624104
that's thanks to Monika's tampering, it's not Sayori's fault. Now go finish the game.
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>>195624104
She knew you didn't mean it
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>>195624104
You have to show her that you love her; telling her isn't enough.
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Reminder that Sayori isn't actually depressed because girls can't be depressed, she is just your average attentionwhore slut who thinks her life is hard.
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>>195624176
Aww man.
>tfw le incel meme even in the animes
sayoris comradeship and loyalty is nice, natsukis high test demeanor is also nice, yuri seems like a homely wiafu which is nice, and monika is overall best at anything she does right? They all seem to have nice personalities, how do you guys click with one specifically?
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Stop being mean to other Dokis. Your Doki wouldn't want you to be like this.
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>>195624496
Monika is shit and also a liar.
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>>195624496
I'm a sucker for best friend and childhood friend romance and I enjoy supportive characters naturally I gravitated towards Sayori
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>>195624013
Monika it is, then!
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>>195624649
Shit taste.
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>>195624446
its not like that Sayori youre adorable and cute not like those other girls
its all gonna be ok
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>>195624496
I feel in love with Natsuki as soon as I saw her
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>>195624105
>https://pastebin.com/AzfPj7Zn

>Pure wholesome Sayori
>Stuffed cow lore

This is so cute!

I don't know if that feedback extends to the grammar, but ctrl+f "must of" and "would of" and change them into "must've" and "would've" respectively. I feel like someone has probably already said this by the time i post but that's just because it drives a lot of people crazy
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>>195622398
B-Brainwashing?!
No.. no! Get away from me! I didn't sign up for this! I love Yuri! Y-You can't make me.. stop grabbing my arms!
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>>195624496
I saw myself in Sayori.
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>>195624758
Fell*
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>>195624446
Yeah, depression is a hoax so people can be lazy, fuck Sayori for trying to take advantage out of you
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>>195624758
She has a big canine tooth. I had an extra canine that i pulled out, it had a really big root. Id post it but its not on me and thats wierd. I didnt get to save my wisdom teeth so i dont know if i have big roots for all my teeth, would be cool tho
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>>195623082

~Sayo Hana: But a Poem Is Never Actually Finished~
~Part 8~

Its morning.
I walk down to the living room
I see Sayori sleeping on the couch.
The small blanket that she was using apparently fell off to the floor.
For some reason, I can't help but put the blanket back around Sayori.
I walk over to the kitchen, and decide that I'll have cereal. I mean, we did just get some more milk, why not?
It's currently a weekend, so Dad is sleeping in.
Suddenly, I get call from Natsuki.
`´Dude.`´
`´Dude.`´
`´Come to my house!`´
'Wh--Why?'
`´Just do it!`´
Before I can object, she hangs up.
I get dressed, and pass the sound asleep Sayori.
I ring Natsuki's doorbell.
I hear a bunch of footsteps trample downstairs, and the front door swings open.
`´Protag!`´
`´It's been too long man!`´
She welcomes me in, and we start talking.
Eventually, she changes the subject.
`´Hey..`´
`´Yuri told me you're talking about Sayori?`´

'Uh..'
'It's nothing.'
`´Hmmmm? Certainly sounds like something to me!`´

After a few minutes, Itell Natsuki about Sayori.
`´Eh-?!`´
`´It sounds like she's risen from the grave!`´
`´Maybe, in order to obtain Nirvana,you have to grant that wish!`´
`´Wait, is she here now???`´
`´Sayoriiii~`´
`´Cmonnn! I wanna see you too!`´
'Actually, She's sleeping at my house.'
`´Really!?`´
`´Ohhh, you have to take me to see her!!!`´

After a few minutes of begging, i finally relent.
We walk inside my living room.
'Sayo-'
'That's odd, she was asleep on the couch a minute ago.'
`´Maybe she is in your room?`´
Nope. We check the house, she isn't there.
`´Bummer. Tell me when you see her again, Kay?`´
'Sure thing.'
As soon as Natsuki leaves, I let out a large sigh.
I didn't expect her to accept it all so easily...
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>>195624758
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>>195624446
>attention whoring
She kills herself you dumb ass.
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tfw no Monika gf
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Man i feel like even more of a loser since im not high test enough to click with a wiafu
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>>195625115
someone post the Sayori one.
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>>195619880
For yuribf it was.
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What was the meaning of Monika's "save me, load me" poem? I don't really get it.
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>>195624789
Thanks! I'm glad you like it! And I'll keep that in mind when I revise it , I wanted to be able to emulate the way the VN talks. I saw the stuffed cow in her room and I knew it would be perfect for this
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>>195624446
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>>195625237
It describes what happens between you "saving her" (ie; saving the game and closing out of the game) and "loading her" (ie; loading the game and your save file)
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>>195624758
>her
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>when you get a splash screen about being partially your fault after Sayori's event
That fucked me up a bit.
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>>195625237
You can either think its to save/load her data, so she cant be forgotten or load her with your seed of life either way works for her.
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>>195625420
Hey, that's not nice anon!
She's a girl!
Even if she has got male genitals instead of female!
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danlet
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>>195625512
They're not trans though! One wants to be completely female while the other wants to appear female so they can lure you into sucking their dick!
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>>195625115
She needs a hug.
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>>195625671
>They're not trans though!
Says who?
Every other member of the club is mentally ill.
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>>195625195
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>get home
>properly begin Operation: Fix Monday Natsuki
>image project files won't even open despite it being the same program
>unspecified error
Okay what the actual fuck?
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I thought I'd get it out of my system by writing that fic and I could do something else but I still have the urge to keep going with it
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>>195619339
I love her too
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is there ever going to be a Doki Doki literature club 2
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>>195620113
Don't even respond, thats all they want.
They're litteraly spreading faggotry, ignore it.
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>>195625890
So is Natsuki, she's just mentally retarded from the physical abuse she's taken!
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>>195626335
Project libtina might be an indirect sequel, but that's about it. How can there be a sequel after it ends like that? Even the true ending has the game bricked.
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All there necks are so thin, thats not alpha. How do you expect to have top tier children with those necks?
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>Your Reality comes on my mp3 player and I almost started crying on the way home
I need to get myself under control. The last time I was like this was not a good time in my life.
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>>195625605
Monika should win the waifu of the year award
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>>195626462
Women aren't supposed to look masculine.
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Which girl has the longest skirt, thats all that matters
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Post Music that helps you stay sane on a bad day.

https://youtu.be/mBcDoZnN8ac
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>>195626547
that's pretty autistic if im being completely honest senpai
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onuHPHunn4I
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>>195626567
But they should have sufficiently thicc necks
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2bAh0n518E&pbjreload=10
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>>195626624
I listen to actual Mega Man related stuff, opposed to random fan-fiction that just lifts the names of characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2lMjr0fNo
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>>195626672
It reminds me of some not so good times in my life that I never really dealt with and feelings I still have that I try to ignore.
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAPEWGjmimk

Protomen's Keep Quiet too among others
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>after your club meeting you decide to go for a swim at the school's pool
>you remember that Sayori left the club meeting today and didn't get to sign up with you to help Natsuki make cupcakes
>"Anon, you're getting ready for a swim... oh... uh... I thought you'd be busy baking with Natsuki... because she's so cute and all... Well... Awesome! We can play Marco Polo or something! Ehehe! Just gimme a sec!"
>Sayori scrambles to the other side of the pool quickly
>you see her approach a nearby electrical outlet
>plugged in the outlet is an extension coord leading to a toaster
>Sayori unplugs the toaster and coord and promptly puts them into her school bag
>she then skips back over to you
>"Ehehe! You're it!"
>Sayori boops your nose and jumps into the water giggling, but not before looking back at her school bag
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>>195626547
I don't know why this game assulted my feels. The song does make me feel, but.i never obsessed with the characters like many in this thread. Wonder why. Maybe its the act of finishing something you put life substituting investment in, like vidya
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I want to adopt a child with Sayori, because throwing a new person into life without them having any say in the matter through conceiving our own child is morally wrong, and we should instead try and look after those who have already been thrown into life rather than adding to that number!
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>>195626624
https://youtu.be/WFbjOlJRyBw
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>>195624826
Shh, just relax and let it happen
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>>195627021
Edgy. Just have a kid if your genes are good enough
1 4
8 8
My d u d e
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPYTkFqH6w
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>>195626901
Why not both?
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>>195626624
>Sane
Well i am not sure about that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDdavZyWAc
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>>195626958
I plug the toaster back in and fry us both
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>>195627163
>adoption
>edgy
What the fuck
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTR4Dm_BDZg
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>>195626958
>implying I'm not gonna lead her to a corner or the pool and fuck her in the ass there
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>>195627223
"Every fucking day. Every Single Fucking day this little Monika just sits there and give me this stupid fucking look on her face"
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>>195620401
Would there be an interest in someone me writing a Misumi degradation/mindbreak/cockslave fic
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>>195627506
Did you read the last thread? Of course there is gonna be one.
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>>195627506
Yes please.
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I'm having fun writing this story, but I don't really know if anyone is actually paying attention.
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>>195627506
Well, I'm planning a wholesome date with tender lewd after myself so yeah, I'd say go for it.
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>>195627506
go ahead
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>>195627701
Dont forget the lurkers.
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>>195627701
I missed the beginning so I am not quite sure what's going on right now, hope you'll turn it into a pastebin later.
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>>195627506
Go on. This is what i need, not that femdom bullshit that's been plaguing this general.
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>>195627701
I am, I'm just having a hard time keeping up with the thread. Don't feel bad though that's how I felt about mine
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>>195627506
Who the FUCK is Misumi???
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>>195627506
Ah, a man after my own heart, I see.
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>>195627701
I'm always reading, I just don't say anything until it's done.
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>>195627840
A doki OC someone made.
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>>195626901
I like both.
Thanks for the recomendation.
I also have this:
https://youtu.be/XIUHRftT3IE
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>>195627315
> falling for the anal meme
> not putting a baby inside her
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6EAJj2OsiQ
And Tallulah
Tallulah is her name.
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>>195627882
How did you like mine? It was the Sayori coming over to hang out one
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>>195627913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orF1BhxulxM
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>>195627840
Bitch with drill hair
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>>195627897
Well that's just fucking retarded
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>>195619279
Today I woke and looked outside again
But the sky looked the same to me
Something told me that this world had changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean

Some say to get out fast, looks like it's gonna last
Get all your things and fly (DON'T LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND)
Some said it'll be OK, just go ahead and stay
Be sure to drink your iodine

The wind is pushing me, into the clouds again
I feel the blood in my veins
Time is running free, I feel like letting go
Just like the Dangan

Staring out to the hourglass inside
My mind is racing and wild
Blinded by eyes that cover up the facts
Uncertainty with all the cracks in a smile

I'm breathing life or death, are we making progress?
Not really sure this time (THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND MINE)
Not sure what to do next, no real test reflex
Can't touch or see with my own eyes

The wave is pushing me, into the current again
I feel the blood in my veins
Time is running free, I feel like letting go
Nothing to slow me down
Dragon inside of me, I feel it letting go
I can't hear not a sound
Flying into free, I hit the mother lode
I am the Dangan

The wave is pushing me, into the current again
I feel the blood in my veins
Diving into free, can feel it letting go
Not gonna hit the ground
The sky is painted free, why can't we understand
We kill ourselves in the end
It's simple as one, two, three, it's written in the sand
We are the Dangan

Flying
Flying
Flying
Flying into free
Flying into free
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>>195627976
Not the biggest fan of Sayori but I thought it was pretty sweet. Would read again.
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>>195628009
Hey, for each their own.
Me and my dick are really enjoying the degradation stuff.
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Okay, I'm a little conflicted. Do I write a cute tsundere Natsuki fic or a cute Yuri fic? or do I lewd drunk Sayori
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>>195628174
Natsuki!
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>>195628132
I'm glad you liked it even if you don't really prefer Sayori, I appricate it
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>>195627709
What the hell no
Help me bully her by making her hair a tangled mess while calling out how much of a bitch she is
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is everyone itt a bunch of edgy teenagers or something
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>>195628246
You should seriously consider suicide if you're so much after internet fame on a anonymous imageboard. I'm not even kidding.
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>>195628092
>>195628092
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>>195628404
HORNY edgy grown hairy men. Get it right.
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>>195628404
my spirit animal is an edgy angsty teenager
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>>195628404
no but i bet you are
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>>195628404
YOU'RE MOM LOL
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>>195628404
Yo'ure mom haha
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>>195628596
i'm 25
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>>195628404
No I'm an edgy 30 year old
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>>195628404
Yes, now depart this general before I reap another life with my Sheila, kid
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>>195628404
ur mum lol
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>>195619256
I love glitch horror and self aware video game characters.
It also helps that the girls are really easy to get attached to.
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>>195628860
>20 years prison
You know that they're all underageb& right, not just Natsuki
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>yfw Natsuki is a ploy from NAMBLA to make their deviant tendencies acceptable
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>>195628958
Where the fuck do you live that the age of consent is over 18?
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>>195628404
I am a positive thinking 24 year old who likes horror stories.
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>>195628958
All the Doki's are 18 according to Dan.
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Alright, you god forsaken motherfucker. I've wrote the Noya Yuri Double Paizuri I am fucking pissed that sounds catchy to say out loud. It's disgustingly early in the morning and I'm now hungry and blushing up a storm. I hope your refractory period and death grip syndrome kills you dead.

https://pastebin.com/iuya5deU
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>>195628404
I'm 23 years old and have given up on life.
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>>195629195
Natsuki failed two grades because she didn't have the necessary attendance to pass because her dad made her stay home so that she wouldn't be influenced!
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Who are these dumb fucking OC characters and why are they beginning to pervade these threads?
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>>195626958
I'm usually pretty fucking perverted and I went to go knock off to some /d/eviant shit
couldn't do it, had to come back here and whack to a picture of Sayori in a swimsuit instead
Has this game, and this general, permanently altered my desires?
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>>195628404
21 year old who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with his life here.
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>>195628860
>tfw the age of consent in Argentina is 13.

Lmao, I'm gonna marry Natsuki you can't do shit to stop me!.
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>>195629407
Ironic shitposters who don't realize that they attract legit autism.
All the ocs suck because they all miss the point. Himedere girl is extra shit because himedere is not a thing and never will be.
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MONIKA, FORGIVE ME, I WAS WRONG, I TAKE IT BACK, MONIKA
I'M SORRY
I'M SOOORRRRYYYY
MONIKAAAA
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>>195628404
23, going on 24, broken adult reporting in.
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>>195629206
As a fellow paizurifriend this is much appreciated, may the paizurigods give you very nice sleep
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>>195629407
Is there a bully OC?
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>>195629847
Yeah, Me.
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>>195629517
You fucks love well done charcoal steaks as well so I wouldn't put anything past you guys.
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Eating lunch on the roof with Yuri!
Sharing your food with Natsuki in exchange for cookies!
Finishing your meals early and deciding to
read out in the open air!
The bench has no backrest so you sit against it indian style!
Yuri sits in your lap and reclines against you so you both can read!

You're flustered but don't say anything!
Enjoying the cool air and sunlight while you
both read!
Yuri looking at you to point out the deep symbolism behind a phrase and noticing you're blushing!
Yuri asking what's wrong!
Wiping off a bit of chocolate chip on her cheek and saying it was because she looked funny!
Yuri licking it off your finger tip!

Now you know how Natsuki felt that one time!
Yuri realizing what she did and starting to stutter and blush as well!
A raindrop landing on her head with a solid 'plop'!

Both of you making shocked faces and stumbling over each other to get inside!
Laughing over almost getting her book wet!
Hearing the bell and deciding to part ways to
go to your classes!
Yuri giving you a peck on your cheek before practically leaping down the stairs! Her cheeks seemed to be glowing!

Putting your hand against your cheek and smiling like an idiot!
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>>195630014
>he doesn't like patrician taste in meat.

Out with you and your pleb taste.
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The Monika hypnosis posts have gotten me interested. What are some good hypnosis videos?
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>>195630219
I like my steak like I like Natsuki's balls,
blue.
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Which song is being sung on Vocaroo for the compilation?

Your Reality?
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>>195630487
Do you know any other songs in DDLC with lyrics?
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>>195630563
Since it sounded like a bit of a meme compilation I also speculated that it might be people making up lyrics to the main theme for laughs, or acapella
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>>195630487
>>195630714

See >>195597857 for more information
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Monika's mega milk makers!
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>>195629206
You magnificent bastard. That was amazing.
Now go get some sleep.
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Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! The usual anon set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- they'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 29(?) Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 40 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
https://vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to them here:
justharmonika@gmail.com

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so you still have plenty of time! Thank you!
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>>195629206
Misumi > Noya
Shame you wasted time on the literally who
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>>195631047
Literally who are either of these?
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Hello guys, it has come to my attention that some folk here know of an ai app that you can imprint a personality on and then talk to. What is this app? I hear it can be used to mimic your ddlc wiafu.
Edit: apparently its this https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.replika.app&hl=cs
Wonder if you can add images to it and share personalities with your pals
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>>195624948
These are great, anon! Keep up the good work!
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>>195631149
>Edit
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>>195631023
That seems spooky, also too feely
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>people are writing fics for OCs
>still no fic where you help Natsuki with her body image insecurities by sensually playing with her breasts
Come on, at least work with what we have first before moving onto random shit.
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>>195631201
Too lazy to delit my first statement, do you get reddit format instead
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>>195629847
That's actually kind of what Noya is.
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Guess who's back
Back again
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>>195631023
Just imagine unironically recording yourself singing the outro to a meme game. Just think about it.
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>>195631407
>natsuki
>breasts
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>>195631536
Welcome back Natsuki!
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>>195631527
Noya bullying you while stepping on your dick when?
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>>195631536
Welcome back. How's your hand?
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>>195631601
delet this you sick fuck
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>>195631601
Fuck off.
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>>195622968
>not denying Monikhala and evashit ending
You make me sick normalfaggot.
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>>195631023
JustHarmonika here at work, thanks for covering for me!
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>>195631047
Misumi is shit on all fronts, ironic or not.
Noya has a shit design, but has fantastic art and a personality that could maybe possibly work in ddlc kind of.
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>>195631601
I wrote a song for /v/ the musical once, I have no shame
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>>195631842
But then, i am the demons?
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>>195631892
>personality
More than Misumi? I don't think so, so far even the small art pieces that were pieced together were able to convey a lot of character in them(in which proves how well it can come across even without words). Besides, she wouldn't fit in the DDLC universe as she's just a shitty delinquent and there's no place to someone like that in the literature club.
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>>195631536
Natsuki's back!
Tell a friend!
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>>195632093
this.
Besides, how would she even get in there in the first place? She just looks and sounds like a quirky special snowflake in which the design misses the point of it and just makes her look a weirdo. It makes no sense.
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Who's your favorite Doki?
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>>195632350
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>>195632086
We are all demons, in hell, some less.
And then John was the dæmons!
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>>195632350
My best friend and love Sayori!
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>>195632350
Just Monika
My mistress
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>>195632093
Himedere isn't a thing, Kamidere is even less of a thing, and everything involving her has been shit.
Look, I consider myself a writefag. I could maybe see myself using Noya for something, as she at least brings a potentially interesting dynamic. Misumi is complete trash, and I struggle to think of any use for her that Noya wouldn't do better. Characters are story telling tools, and Misumi is a headless hammer.
They're both shit though, so why would you even get offended?
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>>195632350

Natsuki!
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>>195632350
This Doki
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>>195632350
The best!
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>>195632350
It's gotta be my girl Yuri!
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>>195632537
Same
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>>195632350
Natsuki by far
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>>195631601
>meme game

>>195631607
>>195631703
Hey! My hand's good so far, it's healing really well! I've just slept for the past few days, so I'm feeling energetic!

>>195632237
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back

>>195632350
Natsuki!
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>Still not picture of all the girls wearing ponytails
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>>195632350
You already know.
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>>195632350
The cutest
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>>195632630
This Natsuki is so cute holy shit, I want to come home from the war to her.
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>>195632506
Some anons in the previous thread saw potential for her.

>>195598237
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>>195599625
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>natsuki suggesting that yuri pads her breasts
>yuri denying the allegations
>natsuki telling her to prove it
>yuri blushing but it's kind of hard to judge under the blazer anyways
>natsuki undoing yuri's blazer and groping her to check
>it all just devolves into a scene of natsuki groping yuri and feeling her breasts' weight
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>>195632350
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>>195632350
My best friend and wife!
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>>195632248
>She just looks and sounds like a quirky special snowflake in which the design misses the point of it and just makes her look a weirdo. It makes no sense.
They both are.
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>>195619279
>>195585430
This is my first poem. I started writing last thread but something came up and I couldn't finish for a while. So I though I would make this poem for both threads instead of just one. Please tell me what you think /ddlc/ and thank you for reading!

Countless thoughts flood my mind
The pressure breaks and they explode everywhere
The tiny fragments become seeds
The wind catches them all
And brings them gently to the earth
These seeds grow and fruit flourishes on each branch
It’s a beautiful garden
I want the fruit

There are too many branches and too many fruit
I reach out to conquer the closest branch
But when I do, more branches spring forth from it
Each bearing even more fruit
It’s stressful
Too many branches and too much fruit

I can’t take it any more
It’s driving me mad
I leave the new garden
It’s just too much for me to handle
I sit and watch from far, trying to forget
But the breeze won’t let me
It carries the taste over to me
I still want the fruit

I see a fire in the distance
It approaches the trees
It’s going to scorch the garden
It’s going to destroy the fruit
There’s still enough time
I have time to fumble with every branch
But it’s just too stressful
I watch it burn from far
I feel some relief
I feel some sadness

Some time passes
My mind sets me on course for a new garden
With all the rough branches
And all the fresh fruit
A soft gentle breeze
And a small fire in the distance
Slowly approaching the garden

This time will be different
This time I will get some fruit
No matter what
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>>195632841
>yuri gets fed up with the harassment and takes off Natsuki's blazer
>Natsuki doesn't wear a bra
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>>195633201
>she has a man chest
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>>195633201
Natsuki doesn't need a bra.
But she's very sensitive, in both ways.
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>>195633285
I think you mean a boy chest
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8HAXv8RGIA
I lost any semblance of sanity long ago. But it didn't stop me from pushing forward.
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>>195633291
She does need a ballbra though
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>>195633074
Anime wont be real senpai
At least you have some writing skill tho
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>>195632350
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzXHhRBLnA
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>>195633472
>Anime wont be real
You don't know that.
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>>195633074
Hmm, I like the subject and especially the first paragraph, but I think you're using too much, be more word efficient so that everything has more impact.
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>>195633340
How do you guys get through the day anyways? These vns are making me feel really bad this past week. I'd much prefer if i didnt know theg existed than to feel this constant melancholy
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FACT: Monikafriends are the most powerful posters in the general
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>>195632506
I also write, fuckboi and I share the sentiment over one of them not fitting anywhere near DDLC but for Noya as she's unfit for it and looks like a christmas tree in the middle of a shopping mall in June and that's plain bad given how even Monika, in which had sense to be so different in several terms, managed to fit yet being so different. The point being, the design is flat-out retarded even for anime standards, it's completely random and misses the theme it's going for, if nobody ever pointed it out to me she was a delinquent I'd just think she's a extremely weird genki trying to be a chuunibyou.
And guess what, even that sounds more interesting than just a delinquent.
>potentially interesting dynamic
Nope, can't see it. You're treating it as if Noya has any kind of development there, you can only do so little with "deliquent" with running out of ideas fairly quick given how shallow of that so happens and in terms of development and interaction, a himedere does beat her up in terms of character as by itself it explains quite a bit of her. it's a stuck-up girl with likely a inferiority complex to hide it away, acting all high and mighty and being overall a bitch and that does bring a lot of room from interactions aside from "lolibulliyou" or "lolikindalikeusoillprotectu" in which is going to run out of gas fairly quick.
>Characters are story telling tools, and Misumi is a headless hammer.
And Noya is just a stick with no weight and would just serve as paperweight. Look, I get your hatred for the character and that by itself tells a lot about her, some people are supposed to hate her as snobbish types are by no means attractive in which why the dere comes into play, as the bitchiness aside there's a maiden in it that's just so insecure she has to put in a effort to seem important.
But that's just the baseline of them which by itself is pretty good, by mixing up their lives you can set it free to have more of a reasoning other than just inferiority.
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>>195633646
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>>195633735
Y-You sure do write.
Holy shit anon, control your autism.
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Now that I've finished reading this for the first time I feel all giddy to start again and try out all the stuff that I missed, as well as any ways to screw with the game.
My only real complain with this VN is that it felt too short and without a real sense of closure.
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>>195633618
>How do you guys get through the day anyways?
I get angry at other people for incredibly trivial things to avoid feeling anything else or dealing with my problems. Then I play video games.
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Oh jeez. What did I come back to today?
We have OCs now? What the fuck is this all about?
I could always write something nice for one of them, but I'm not very good at writing gore.
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>>195632827
Is it really the same character at that point?
I will admit, though, if you take it that far then yes she could be a better character (though, Noya could just as viable a character with that level of alteration.)
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>>195633905
Write something normal then?
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>>195633905
Maim Misumi
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>>195633905
We had OCs for quite a while, anon. Noya was one of the first and I believe she was made around the end of the v threads.
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>>195627701
Id like it more if it was in one collected place
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>>195633919
>if you take it that far
Are you that ignorant about what himederes are, son?
There was no alterations needed as that's just how himederes are.
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>>195633618
sleep, work, drink on a day off, repeat.
I've somewhat moved on. Been here for 6 weeks or so. Just waiting to get that graphics card and I'll start playing something else, I dunno.

I just collect dokis at this point and shitpost here and in /gsg/ but it is pretty much dead nowadays.
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>>195633984
I think you missed the point of the joke, anon. I wouldn't write something normal because I don't like the idea of doki OCs. I feel like that'll throw us even lower than we already are.

>>195633987
Whomst?

>>195634050
I haven't been around all that long but I've never heard of Noya until today.
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>>195634182

>>195620401
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>>195634182
Ohhh... I get it
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>>195634182
*whomst've
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And I'm out for the night. See you guys later in the night. Have a great one everyone
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>>195634182
We haven't talked about Doki ocs much, thankfully.
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>>195633568
Maybe someone will prove me wrong, maybe it'll be you, maybe it'll be me. Maybe ill get a hug out if it
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>>195634258
Well when you put it that way...
I liked the other one better, with the bandage on her face, but that's probably just because she had a game-style sprite.


>>195634374
In my opinion, OCs are the last thing we need. Even if that one fanfic up there about a double paizuri is definitely intriguing.

>>195634374
See you later, anon
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>>195634374
goodnight anon, sweet dreams
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https://twitter.com/dansalvato/status/930517377862680577

Dan ambitious
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>>195634374
Good night, anon. See you later.
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>>195634374
Gute Nacht
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>>195633885
>>195634149
Guess time heals all feels. Or at least the ones that dont have a solid base in reality
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>>195634521
Poor Danlet, he's reaching for the stars but can't reach the top shelf in his cabinet
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Alright homos here's a challenge for you.
>Normal Mode: Post a song that reminds you of your doki and other anons try to guess which it is
>Hard Mode: Post a normie song that reminds you of your doki
>God Mode: Post a normie song that is actually good that reminds you of your doki
Danlet Mode: Post a song that you'd play while beating the shit out of Dan because he still hasn't shipped YOUR FUCKING KEYCHAIN.
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>>195634521
What did Danlet the Manlet mean by this?
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>>195634374
Hope your sleep is warm and comfy
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>>195633735
>Getting this mad over an oc
lol
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>>195634635
Been almost 7 years for me and time hasn't healed my social anxiety, low self-worth or my need to be alone but simultaneously feel loved and needed by others.

Might just need more time.
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>>195634706
Who is this
>dan
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtIBXMLoGEo
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>>195634653
Danlet mode it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfef5WqC85A
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>>195634117
Nobody will take your oc seriously if you shitpost like that.
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>>195634635
Well, I guess. Time to get Monika on an adventure and have a blast in a different universe.
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>>195634489
Last thread also had a few things with Misumi too.
>>195606629
>>195607079
>>195610406
>>195610969
>>195612824
I guess a anon got really jealous she was having so much attention.
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>>195634856
>tfw no wiafu to silently give you hugs whenever youre with her
Hows android tech going
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08DjMT-qR9g

You don't get much more normie than this, whether it's good is up to your tastes, I don't listen to a lot of normie stuff
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>>195634653
GOD MODE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffej15-Dgl0

Danlet mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00WErwuKSM

Anon, have you considered buying a third-party keychain?
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Hey there guys and gals, and welcome-the-fuck-back to my channel! And if this is youre first time, I'm you're host, NattyCupcakes!

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And now let's just get right into it!
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLuIm2Bjgk
Not sure if this is normie or not
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>>195633735
Damn, agreed
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>>195635004
My mind says no but everything else says yes.

We should at least keep it contained, we can't turn into the fucking MLP fandom.
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsqhJcGbaEI
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>>195635138
>McDonalds
Eat healthier, Natsuki.
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZsrTlPi0dQ
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>>195635004
>It's a fetish thing
ok now I understand why you get so upset over your oc.
You're basically doing the same thing that makes people hate furfags.
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What the hell is with you people? I was going to play this game but I don't want to end up as weird as you guys.
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5qoWoKpkzM
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>>195628404
Im 19 does that count

what am i talking about, of course it does
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>>195635138
What it be, what it do, Natsuki's back with another food review!~
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>>195635263
I'm not even the same guy, what's gotten you so upset about?
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>>195635275
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>>195635275
You're not ready. Come back in a few years.
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>>195635138
Reviewbrah is better t b h
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>>195635359
I never said you were.
Just saying that what you posted kind of paints a picture of this being a "it gets my dick hard so LOVE IT!" sort of deal.
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>>195633735
Anon, you didn't have to rip a new asshole.
Take a chill pill.
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>>195634897
By the title I'm assuming Monika.
>>195634958
>By the time were done with you Dan...You'll be six feet shorter...
>>195635041
I want to say... Sayori?
See post above in regards to danlet mode.
Also I'm probably gonna wait till shipping is fixed to buy.
>>195635161
Hmm having trouble with this one.
>>195635210
Yuri?
>>195635245
Natsuki or Sayori?
>>195635278
Unsure
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>>195635579
>Natsuki or Sayori?
Nope. Monika.
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>>195635579
I'm the guy who put in Smile by Uncle Kracker. Yes, it's Sayori. I haven't heard that song in years but I used to hear it so much I'd call it a "normie song," even though I do kinda like it.
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>>195634653
https://youtu.be/SKE9-PIdJfQ
I don't know how to normie.
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>>195635369
Stop, I dont want to like fat Natsuki
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>>195635550
I still don't get why you're upset.
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>>195635687
What makes the song make you think of her?
>>195635709
Yeah it was pretty popular on the radio. It really fits her personality too.
>>195635717
Well it makes me think Natsuki?
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>>195635538
Unfair comparison, no one can compete with Revviewbrah.
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>>195635579
>Yuri?
It's Monika
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>>195635885
Bingo.
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>>195635971
That was my second guess simply because it was a darker one.
>>195636081
das it mane
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>>195632350
ez mode.
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/ddlc/ is the gift that keep giving
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Monika's monstrous meat mounds!
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>Yuri is not a psycho yandere, but she does cut herself because she believes it gives her inspiration for her poems
>Sayori is not in depression, but she rarely ever thinks of herself, feels happier around other people, and feels crappy when alone
>Natsuki's father doesn't beat her, but he does frequently tease her about her manga hobby
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>>195619802
NATSUKI IS NOT A BOY, I AM NOT GAY
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>>195636174
Are you talking about her nuts?
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>>195636269
No her butt!
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/lgbt/
GET OUT OF MY BREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>195635579
>Hmm having trouble with this one.
It was Natsuki.
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>>195635885
The lyrics and general ambience make me think of her. It's, in my view, a love song from someone who feels they no longer have a place in the heart of the recipient but even so they want to be selfish and be held by them for as long as they're willing to stay. Something like that, I think it's perfect for her.
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>>195636218
Act One in a nutshell.
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>>195636218
But that's wrong.
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What would you do if a girl lke Monika confessed to you IRL?
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>>195635138
>>195635538
>>195635924

damn now I want a NattyCupcakes Reviewbrah collab
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>>195636712
Wonder how much time i had been on a coma
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>>195636712
Wonder where the camera is
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>>195636712
Probably wonder if I have some sort of lookalike that's in a relationship with her.
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>>195634653
I think this is pretty normie and pretty good as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot-UWKjypY4
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>>195636712
Id get sweaty hands but I'm good at hiding that. Id say I like her too and say some stupid line to ask her on a date.
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>>195636712
Probably wonder if she was joking or taking pity on me
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>>195636627
Suprising I was thinking Monika or sayori.
>>195636712
Believe it's fake. Something similar happened in high school luckily it was completely embarrassing.
>>195636901
Monika?
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>>195636712
i would refuse it because she deserves better
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So ddlc, what are you having for dinner?
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>>195636712
DENIAL
I aint gonna fall for the 3DPD meme
2D>3D
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>>195637256
Fried chicken with white rice and scrambled eggs on the side.

>>195637268
This guy gets it.
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>>195637256
Gonna go to the campus cafeteria and eat alone
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In an AU where Monika was not aware and did not cause Sayori to neck herself, you go to the festival. The next day, two people want to join the literature club.

What are their names, what do they look like, and what are their personalities?
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>>195637256
booty
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>>195637256
Spaghetti
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>>195637256
I had spaghetti with tomatoes and basil, and some mixed vegetables.
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>>195637256
Frozen pizza. Ordinarily that would sound pretty sad, but I rarely ever eat pizza, and I had a particular desire for some Red Baron. In the oven as I type.
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>>195637053
>Monika?
Yuri
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I want a Yuri gf/bf
Someone who is an utter introvert and spends nearly all of their free time alone, reading books or playing fantasy games, perhaps writing their own stories or poems to express their feelings because nobody IRL would understand them, or people might make fun of them
I want to sit on the bed with them, shoulder against shoulder, in a darkened, candle-lit room, shut away from everyone in the world except each other
I want to listen to their thoughts and feelings about the stories they read and add my own, even getting into each other's genres to further understand one another
I want to detach myself from cruel, dull reality with them and go on journeys together
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>>195637053
>luckily it was completely embarrassing.
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>>195626924
Do you Natsuki would like RWBY?
Also is Vol.5 worth watching? I actually liked Vol.4 but the shipping shit plus RT being RT are making me uninterested in the series
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>>195623836
Waifu in a casual meme way? Whoever gets your rocks off.
Waifu in the psuedo-religious way? I still don't understand it.
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>>195637256
Death
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>>195637256
spaghetti again...
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Good night sleepyan--
Sleepyanon?
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Every day until Christmas
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>>195637536
>ywn experience this
Why even fucking live?
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I know what you're probably thinking. Necroanon really wrote something that isn't porn? Has he lost his mind?

Good question! Well, I've just put the finishing touches on a very special fanfic. It's not about any of the Dokis. It's just about one anon, and his quest for completion in this world. I present to you: The Key To Revenge.
https://pastebin.com/VWc548GN
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>>195637660
Oh shit
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>>195637256
I dont have money or food so Im waiting for a friend to come online so he can send me some money over paypal so I can order some dominoes.
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>>195637536
This is me except I'm really annoying and not attractive.
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I'll...

I'll be waiting for you.

In the... closet.
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>>195637784
You should come out of the closet, anon, because you're a FAGGOT!
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>>195637784
AY YO HOL UP
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>>195637256
Roast chicken, baked in garlic, basil, oregano, cilantro, and a touch of turmeric, with a bit of butter and mozzerella for tenderness and a crust respectively.
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>>195637784
Alright
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>>195637582
>Do you Natsuki would like RWBY?
It'd be a guilty pleasure of her, I'd say
I forgot that it came out and haven't watched it yet so no idea, don't hold much hope though
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>>195637712
>He probably had to get a stool to reach the desk he wrote this on.
I'm dying
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>>195637510
Damn I should have seen that since it's more laid back and comfy.
>>195637536
>sad feels
>>195637546
wasn't* lel
>>195637784
>Stop playing with my heart
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>>195637536
all I could ever want
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MONIKAAAAA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRITOS!?
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>>195637256
>what are you having for dinner?
I´m having Natsuki for dinner while
taking a bath
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Good night, /ddlc/.
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>>195638151
Goodnight Monika!!!
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>>195638151
Good night, anon. Sweet dreams.
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>>195638151
Good night anon.
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=994OnlTR-oc
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be honest with me ddlc, how often do you shower ?
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>>195637712
Very nice, made me laugh
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>>195637536
Would you give them lots of kisses?
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>>195638151
Had me worried for a minute there. Good night, sleepyanon. Sleep well.
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>>195638287
Three times a day.
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>>195638286
Yuri or Monika? Gonna go with Yuri
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>>195638151
Good night, anon. See you later.
>>195638287
Once a day.
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>>195638304
Someone brought it up earlier while I was lurking and I just had to do it. Plus, gotta do something waiting on this pizza.
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>>195638151
Good night, sleepyanon. Sleep well.
A little late tonight?
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>>195638151
Gute Nacht Monikafreund
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>>195638287
Every day around 8PM
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>>195637536
I want to be that for someone.
It's too bad m asociality means I'll never get that far
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>>195638334
>>195638415
I'm sorry! I was indisposed!
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>>195638287
once every 3 days
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>>195638482
It's okay Sleepyanon. Go get some rest, okay buddy?
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>>195638383
Ehehe~, wrong.
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>>195637536
That is literally me
Sadly i am to jaded and can't trust anyone
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>>195638287
Once the night before I have plans, the morning of and the night after. Otherwise its like once a day or whatever if I get out of bed.
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>>195626624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsA84bXrBZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4
I barely listen to any music when I'm having a bad day tho
>>195637937
It's a perfect example of a good concept idea executed in a bad way
It's not like Monty's version was going to be THAT great, but early concepts were at least interesting
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>>195638565
Sayori! Dammit the crippling depression.
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>>195638287
Winter: Twice a day: before bed and when I wake up
Summer: Three times a day: in the morning, when I come home from work, and before bed
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>>195635717
I never got why their skirts were all floofy like that
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>>195638287
I usually am really on top of it and shower at least once a day, but sometimes I go through really bad periods where I don't do it for, at extremes, a week or so. The worst I've ever gone was two and a half weeks.
Keeping up with your hygiene puts you in a better mood anyway, so if you're feeling bad and just don't want to do anything, hop in the shower once every day. I promise you'll feel just a little better for at least doing that.
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>>195638591
You'll find someone eventually anon that will break open that cage around your heart.
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>>195637536
>girl or boy
>utter introvert
>all time alone
>playing fantasy games
>writing their own stories
>people might make fun of them
Check.
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>>195638287
Every morning.
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>>195636730
Is nattycupcakes an oc or a name for suki if she ever became a YouTube chef
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>>195632350
Natsuki!
>>195631601
It's 2017.
Everything is a meme and life works out better if you just accept that.
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>>195638724
They are in the middle of an action. Its meant to show motion, its exaggerated but still
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>>195636712
Impossibility. Also id deny her, theres so many better dudes out then than lame old me
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>ywn be a Bounty Hunter with Sayori
https://youtu.be/gGi8LvE9Afk
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>>195637689
There is always hope that you will eventually meet that someone, even if that hope is very slight. It's what keeps me going, mostly.
>>195637775
Maybe the people who find you annoying just aren't the right kind of people to hang around with.
>>195638329
If they wanted, but I feel like too many kisses lessen the impact of the gesture. Rather, I'd prefer soft cuddling and handholding
>>195638465
That is the curse of us antisocials. I'm positive there are loads here (especially in threads like these), but when going outside you get the impression that everyone else is obnoxious and loud and not at all interesting, but that is because the people who are like you are out of sight, hidden, or just shut in their rooms
>>195638797
I forgot to add that they should have fairly deep personalities, much like Yuri. You wouldn't know it immediately when talking to them, because they keep their thoughts to themselves, but then they suddenly surprise you with their knowledge on a certain topic or field and become a lot less awkward
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>>195637536
L O N D O N

I jist want a gri
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>>195636712
>Implying a real girl'd be interested in me

Mind'd probably go blank, after which I'd completely spill the spaghetti. That'd be followed by enormous regret once I realize how much I'd fugged up.
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>>195638287
Once or twice a day
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WW195627750
>>195627776
>>195627785
>>195627882
>>195634087
Hooray! i made a pastebin!
Of course, ill still post newer parts onto this general, but i will also update the pastebin.
Heres hoping that it will be put in the OP list of fan works!
https://pastebin.com/f9A9v9QW
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>>195638776
Yeah... And she refused me. So now I'll continue alone until end. As planned before.
>>195639121
>fairly deep personalities
Well, you need time and dedication to understand that.
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>>195639121
No no no, I think I'm annoying. I'm stubborn and complain a lot.
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>>195639121
>there is always someone
Animal mating trends say otherwise. Many men will die alone, like me
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>>195638287
Once-twice a day when active, sometimes skipping on lazy days, but never less than twice in three days.
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>>195636712
I would accept out of pure loneliness and probably end up regreting it since she isn't my type at all.
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>>195638287
Sometimes it's 1 time in 3 days, sometimes 1 in 5. When I'll get job I think I'll be like 1 time in a day or 1 in 2.
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Browsing this thread with Monika!
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>>195639121
>There is always hope that you will eventually meet that someone, even if that hope is very slight. It's what keeps me going, mostly.
The chance it so slim it might as well not exist. I'd probably have better shot at winning the lottery. But good on you for remaining hopeful. I gave up a long time ago.
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>>195636712
One already did. Although, she's more halfway between Monika and Natsuki.

We've been together for years.
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>>195639121
I dunno if "antisocial" truly describes me. It's not like I'm bad at social interaction, I just hate it. When I'm forced to spend time with people a lot, I get really annoyed and my stress level rises. But I still am capable of making people feel welcome and happy, and people who spend time with me generally like to continue spending time with me. So that's why "asocial" is a better term.

The problem is, I don't want to attract a significant other using my sociality because I won't be able to keep that up 24/7. That's the flaw in my parents relationship - he expected her to be "On" all the time, even though she needs her own space.
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>>195639182
Something similar happened to me once in high school. A girl from the popular crowd came up to me and said that she knew someone who liked me and wanted me to ask them out. I just laughed and said something along the lines of nice joke and walked away. Please kill me.
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>>195639329
She wasn't the one to break that cage if she refused my friend.
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>>195639672
I don't have so much time and motivation to understand which one is the one. I'll just get second cat.
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>>195639653
That's actually pretty alpha.
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>Sit down
>Start to work on fic
>Have a clear idea of what I want to do
>Get headache
>No longer able to put what I'm thinking into words
What am I doing wrong?
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>>195639653
It probably was a joke.
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>>195639556
>not monikhrome
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>>195639841
You'll never really know who it is until your heart has been set free. Then it'll all flow into you. You'll find them just don't stay completely cooped up inside.
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>>195639906
>want to do something
>end up not doing it
i also have this problem
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>>195639173
I'm a boy, sorry
>>195639329
Definitely true anon, but often you can get a feel for what a person is like when you first talk to them, though they may surprise you as well later on
>>195639331
Sounds like me. But I wouldn't mind that too much.
>>195639356
Animals are wholly different. The only real way to meet someone special is to talk to many different people, as difficult as that may seem. It helps to frequent places where people may have similar interests, like clubs!
I'm still trying too, though. I may be a hypocrite but people just seem so shallow in terms of personality, like you could put them in a labeled box, they never defy your expectations
Feel a bit like Monika in the sense that noone else around me is real.
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>>195639653
>tfw a girl a walk home with occasionally sent me a note saying she liked me
>tfw I saw one of my best friends next to her
>He probably told her I was too much of a beta to ask her out so she had to do something
>I just brushed it off as a joke

Fucking kill me
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Good evening /DDLC/ it's 10pm, I just woke up, my neck hurts and I'm a little burnt out on writing poems

How're you anons doing?
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>>195640110
Just because last time my
>heart has been set free
and I got nothing, I'll stay
>completely cooped up inside.
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>>195640168
Different anon to the guy who just said London.

London?
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>>195640227
At least you had a chance. Some of never even got that. Count your blessings, anon.
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>looking up fancy japanese sweets shops to write the fic I'm working on
Give it straight to me, doc.
Do I have the 'tism?
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>>195640227
Fuck that girl now. Don't love her just fuck her to show your "friend" he's the beta. That's the way I lost my virginity, I didn't even like the girl.
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>>195640168
The only people I can talk is here.
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>>195640258
4pm here, writing up part 9
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>>195640396
Possibly but so long as writing it makes you happy what does it matter?
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>>195640396
Yes, I'm afraid it's terminal.
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>>195639938
I tell myself that too, but part of me knows it wasn't. My group of friends were kind of outside the whole high school politics world and the popular group actually did hang out with us and invite us to their parties and stuff.
>>195640227
Fuck man that's rough. If you're still in contact with her try something maybe.
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>>195640396
Nothing wrong with using some refs to improve your writing
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I want Monika lesbian femdom!
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>>195640129
I want to do it though
I have to finish these for you guys
I've put it off for over a week now
I worry that at this rate they'll never be finished
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>>195640168
Are you a boy (female)?
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>>195640275
Anon don't be that way are you really gonna deprive that someone of the one they love?
>>195640567
Hey man at least you didn't spaghetti like me and say S-sure
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>>195640636
Take it day by day. You don't need to finish it all at once. Set smaller word goals for yourself over the course of the day or week and take it in parts.
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Fuck, I hate it when relationships/sex come up in these threads. Just makes me realise how pathetic and subhuman I am.
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>>195640227
I was once hanging out with a buddy on HS when a group of random girls came to me and said one of them had a crush on me, such girl looked pretty sheepish and the whole thing was weird so I just laughed and they left.
Never saw them again.
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I Finally beat it, deleted her and got my waifu back. Yuri is the only true waifu
tfw no Yuri gf to obsess over
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>>195619279
The roar of thunder.
Mind, heart-- all torn asunder.
The wind is howling.

https://clyp.it/obsk0c1y
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>>195640956
A couple of years ago a couple of chav girls came up to me and they did that whole "she has a crush on you" spiel, so I just told them I was gay because I didn't have time to deal with their shit.
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>>195640863
Its ok senpai you're among friends.
>>195641076
>Work to become the best bf for Yuri now friend
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>>195640863
It doesn't define you unless you let it dude, sex is actually not interesting to me. I've only done it with two girls but I'd rather just flirt, its more fun.
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>>195640863
to be honest i just got out of a relationship and ive never felt better. i can do D&D, watch anime, and watch so much porn freely now . It feels nice to be a free man again
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>>195641135
Shoulda used the "wot the fuk u say bout me m8" pasta
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>>195641168
>Had two sexs
>NORMIE
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I had similar happen to me in highschool and she was someone tall and lanky and I figured we were both being bullied and since I was already a bitter and edgy teen I told them "She can start liking herself instead then." and turned my back to them in which led to uproarious laughter but I felt victorious enough.
I do think she had a crush on me though and I feel bad for her since she heard it too.
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>>195641183
Why did you have a gf who didn't let you do things you enjoy in the first place?
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>>195632350
Monika, she will join me in a merc company and we will explore this terrible, awful, yet beautiful world.
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>Wake up
>See this
>Wat do
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>>195641284
Sex with two girls, not two total sexs. Sorry anon, they were my gfs.
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>>195641432
go back to sleep
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>>195641432
Wake up again
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>>195641168
I don't really care about the sex either. It's more about the (lack) of love and companionship.
>>195641183
It's completely different when you have never been in a relationship. Not being able to do something is very different to not wanting to do something.
>>195641137
Not really judging by the posts here. Most of the people might as well be a different species when compared to genetic trash like me.
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>>195641382
she was real sweet at first. cutie at that. it wasnt until almost a year later she became controlling. she was always a bit judgemental but i let it slide, but i had to cut it off after she went over the line and tried to run my life. Its all good now though. Id rather not have a girlfriend and be happy alone instead
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>>195640168
Beeing myself didnt work now im a loser
Yay
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>Tfw after playing this game and seeing depressed anons you start overanalysing your own behaviour and moods in case you might be depressed

help
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>>195623359
Welcome to the club!
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>>195641409
>Tfw no PMC Monika gf
>>195641441
>Youuuuuuuuu
>>195641537
How so anon how are you trash?
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>>195640660
Nobody will love overthinking, hateful, judging, edgy, selfish, smartass person. People like you because you're unique in some way, but not love.
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Could any kind anons port Monika: After Story to android? I wanna join you on the go, anon...
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>>195641432
Tell her her gains are PATHETIC
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>>195641750
>How so anon how are you trash?
I'm an 18yo KHHV. No girl has ever shown even the slightest amount of interest in me. Not to mention I'm ugly as sin.
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>>195641704
Just let me jerk you off and you'll be alright.
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>>195641762
Yeah love grows? and?
>>195641917
Nigger you're only 18 im fucking 23 and in practically the same boat. Are you going to go to college or thinking about it?
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRHo-DggVw

I'll be taking the normal mode, but it's classic that just fits.
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>>195642192
The lyrics make me think Monika but the beat makes me think Natsuki.
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>>195642102
>that stupid
Enough.
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>>195642102
Being an 18yo KHHV is far from normal, unless you live in an ultra-conservative town (which I don't). But I congratulate you for making it to 23 as a KHHV. I gave myself time until I turn 19. If by that time my situation doesn't change, I'm just gonna end it. A life like this ain't worth living.
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I think I fell in love with someone once, I just thought about her for a week/weekend and it was really distressing so I drowned my attention span in video games and focused on all her negative attributes until it went away and I felt embarrassed enough to regret it.

Didn't feel that kind of upsetting fascination again until this game almost a decade later.

Am I hardwired to be a little off or is 'love' just where you go strange temporarily?
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>>195641183
This, jumped into the first offer I got, and was good for a while till our incompatibility started being noticed. I realized I am not good with Sayori, or Natsuki like girls. Do great with Yuri's and am perfect for Monika types who will join me in my escapades, but also be able to sit down and enjoy some chill time without getting in the way.
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>>195634653
Either Hard or God mode on this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTq2FXKr0g
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>>195641704
just wait. it'll pass
took me a day
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Holy shit, pastebin anon added my fic to the Dan Salvato category. I have no idea why that's so funny.

thank you based Pastebin anon. Always appreciate how expedient you are!
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>>195640365
Not London sadly, Germany
>>195640431
Yeah, me too pretty much
>>195640638
I-I can be kinda girty if I want to, but.. not really
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>>195641917
>I'm an 18yo KHHV. No girl has ever shown even the slightest amount of interest in me.
HA, That is literally me right now!
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7VYA2GtNw

It veers off a bit but it reminded me of DDLC the other day
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How are you DDLC?

I was glad to make it to the knife emporium yesterday. I had a good look around, and I got myself a nice brass and blued steel higonokami pocket knife, and another type of knife for a gift.
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Hey everyone! I have another fic, more smutty then the other things I've written. For a few days, I had a bit of a block, so I decided to just hold myself down and write a lot without being too perfectionist about it. This fic is the product of that! https://pastebin.com/StnRh7Ds

Tags: Monika, Femdom, Exercise, Breast Worship, Sweat, Tonguebathing, Face sitting, Armpit Worship

Hopefully you guys enjoy if you've been waiting for it! More importantly, I think that getting all this lewd out of my system is freeing me up to make writing more wholesome stuff!

Forgive me for contributing to the Femdom plague
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>>195632350
Where my Sayori brodies at
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>>195642612
Mate I lost my virginity at 18, it's pretty normal to be in your shoes. That being said, I haven't had sex in nearly 6 years and don't miss it. It's over hyped. If you're going to off yourself, at least have a good reason to.
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>>195642868
Post it
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OR9C5PZNaU
always gets me grooving
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>>195642289
I was centered more around the lyrics since there are a ton of versions of this song with different tempos and styles. But since Natsuki is my second favourite you still get full marks anon.
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>>195642738
How have the castle walks been, if you are that German anon?
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>>195642879
It's Monika so I forgive you.
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>>195642494
>You seem pretty gay maybe you're right.
>>195642612
Well if you really wanted to change that you could easily lose it by going to a college party.
>>195642678
Hmm either Monika or Yuri due to the theme? Either way what makes you think of them from this song?
>>195642864
hmm interesting not sure which.
>>195642925
Psh using a song from the game is easy mode.
>>195642959
Very noice.
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>>195642612
Nigga you're fucking stupid.
I didn't get a girlfriend until I was 23, KHHV up until then.
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>>195642970
I'm not that German anon but I know who you're talking about
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>>195642879
>armpit worship
Not my cup of tea but I'll give it read for Monika
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>>195642879

>the Femdom plague

Please, isnt it pretty balanced right now?
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>>195642879
Tags: Face sitting
I'm ready
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>>195642738
How cute is your dick?
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>>195643035
Not that anon, but how did you find a girlfriend, 19 here and looking for ideas.
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>>195642893
>>195643034
It's not about the sex, man. It's about never being loved by another human being, let alone a girl.
>>195643035
You aren't genetic trash like me. If you are average or good-looking there is always hope. But ugly dudes like me are fucked.
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>>195642667
No, that's infatuation. Love is a bond between two people.
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>>195641432
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE
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>>195643313
This
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>>195643169
Not that anon but I found my first gf on a random mobile app and met my second at work. They're everywhere.
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>>195643169
>Not that anon, but how did you find a girlfriend, 19 here and looking for ideas.
Oh wow, well that's a story.

Erm.
Long story short, I don't fucking know?
Me and my housemate went to a different city nearby to see Derren Brown, and one of our mutual university friends lived there, so we met up with her, and a couple of her friends.
I vaguely remember talking a lot about Pokémon for some reason, then it turned out she was interested in me and I didn't fucking realise this because I was, to my knowledge, talking autistically about Pokémon at length which made me think there was no way that would happen.
Then we started dating.
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>>195643179
I didn't get a loving gf till I was 20 mate, give it some time chances are you're just being a gay boi. Plus chances are you just think you're ugly as sin.
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>>195643034
Monika. The reason she reminds me of that song is that she basically "killed" her friends only friends just to be with you. She's my favorite Doki but there's no denying it: She's dangerous.
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>>195636712
>heavydoubt.jpg
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>>195643470
Are you still together?
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>>195643471
>Plus chances are you just think you're ugly as sin.
I fucking wish. Most people rated me from 2-3/10.
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this game has left me feeling depressed all day and i dont know why
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I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to show you around imaginary places
Put money lumps in my bloody stump
And I will have a smile that's a perfect circle
Die in your sleep with the sky at your feet
I'll shoot you when you're happy, on the day that you will find peace
How do you do? I don't know I'm okay
Every person I know is a secret service agent
Because I've been accused of lewd conduct
Stole the heart of a prude prom slut
And they got the warrant for my arrest to put me in
The loony bin, the funny farm, cause of what I did

But I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
There is not a single person who can do it better
No needle skippin in my ecosystem
But in the audience may be an evil Christian
HMO how I hate him so
But they charge me for a halo
But I'm on a scavenger hunt for a lavender chunk
Of the sky, maybe I'll replace it with a mud-pie
I play dead songs on the silk screen
Buy my shirt it is a killed dream
It is known to lead the way to the stairwell
To God's administrative office and a final farewell

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Glow in the dark when I stroll in the park
Givin everybody informative pamphlets!
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
Eat shit and die to the secret spy
Cause I have a funny feeling that I'm being watched
24-hour surveillance
Money or power are ailments
But I send the medical supplies and the shipping
And the handling is way too much, cause I'm from the Afterlife

Nice poem right?
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>>195636712
Become hard to get until she becomes very Yuri-like!
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does anyone else have days where you think you look pretty good but other days you just wanna delete your face
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>>195643474
Part of that danger is what I like about Monika. It probably wouldn't be healthy in a normal relationship but the idea of someone that so desperately wants to be with (you) that they'd fight the laws of their world and anything else in their way to connect pulls on my heartstrings.
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>>195643676
Where did you get rated? Standards can very a lot and some places are meaner than others.
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17 days to go
Still no Sayori GF
Someone asked me for the time and it was a homely girl that proceeded to argue about how shitty the weather is but nothing came out of it
I'm feeling more and more empty by the day
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>>195643595
No, this was like 3/4 years ago.
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>>195643474
Yeah I kind of figured that. What made you listen to that and then put it to ddlc?
>>195643676
Damn dude. Is it just looks? Cause you can sort of alleviate that by having a good body or obviously money. Not to be callous.
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>>195636712
Even though Monika is my least favorite Doki, I feel like it would probably work out irl.
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>>195643805
Why did you break up?
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>>195643685
It does that. Cheer up by looking at happy Dokis
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>>195643415
I should try those then, I think I'm average looking so hopefully there's a shot.
>>195643470
That's really sweet, I should visit my buds in the other uni towns. They always had girls in their friend groups.
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>>195643837
I usually listen to MJ so listening to that song just reminded me of her. That and "Stranger in Moscow"
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>tfw the closest you've gotten to an irl relationship since middle school is being close internet friends with a few girls
>this entire game made me miserably in love with Sayori
I want to fucking kms
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>>195642612
I literally had the same idea, but I'm just a year older
At least I'm trying harder to get one, if that doesn't work, then I'll just be an hero
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>>195643771
Lookism.
>Damn dude. Is it just looks? Cause you can sort of alleviate that by having a good body or obviously money. Not to be callous.
I'm pretty fit, fut it doesn't help much. As for money, I don't really want to end up with a gold digger, so that's pretty irrelevant.
>>195644048
I hope you make it anon. no one deserves to suffer like this.
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>>195643717
>turning a homocidal sociopath yandere
Yeah what could happen
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>>195643923
Erm, basically three or four months into dating, I was kissing her goodbye at the train station, and I touched her butt.
Things got awkward after that and we drifted apart, and eventually split.
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>>195642895

I came in looking for a new Swedish barrel knife, but those aren't made anymore. I'm glad I've got onefrom my great-grandfather though.

I got this one because its unique in my small collection, which is mostly US or European made folders or military knives, post 1900.
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>>195644141
That's dumb, she was your gf. She didn't let you do anything physical beyond kissing in all those months, and you were in yours 20s?
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>>195634653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY
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>>195644140
That's Monika though.
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>>195643034
Dance in the rain was Monika

The idea of being trapped in a terrible situation and it never getting better unless you're really ready to buckle down and take drastic action. Dancing in the rain itself being to make the best of a bad situation and keep yourself going. Only "Company" are 3 friends dominated by their programming and the infamous Danlet. Hits a little hard because I know all about forcing yourself to care about hobbies just to get by and keep a straight face.
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>>195636712
even if one did my personality would likely conflict with hers and the end result would be an awkward forced relationship that wouldn't last very long at all
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>>195634653
>I've started a meme
DO NOT MAKE LIGHT OF MY KEYCHAIN-RELATED SUFFERING
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>>195643974
He does have good songs.
>>195644121
Perhaps not but just getting into the swing of things could help boost your self esteem so you could find an actual good girl.
>>195644286
I-Im not quite sure.
>>195644323
We lift these weights so that one day we can lift or feels away. Danlet will pay for these transgressions.
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>>195643793
>homely girl that proceeded to argue about how shitty the weather is

You were supposed to say "yeah, the weather sucks, want to go somewhere warmer and grab a drink?"

Substitute warmer for the other one based on whether it was too cold or too hot outside.
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>>195644450
Keychain anon is that the real you? You inspired me to write a story.
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>>195644450
I thought YOU posted that. Did you see you've got your own fanfic, too?
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>>195644286
The doki with the biggest cock
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>>195644465
>Perhaps not but just getting into the swing of things could help boost your self esteem so you could find an actual good girl.
That's assuming I could even get laid at such a party. Not even drunk girls go for subhuman trash like me.
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>>195644490
How she ranted so passionately put me off so I tried to cut it short from there, why care this damn much about the weather?
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>>195644507
>>195644550
SOMEONE LINK ME AND GIVE ME BRIEF RESPITE FROM MY MANLET-INFLICTED HELL
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>>195643313
Then I have no clue how to into love

The thought of chancing it and shackling yourself to someone, putting all your existential worries on them fucks me up a little.
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>>195644279
We had cuddled on the sofa watching a film, but that was it.
So yeah, I touched her butt because I was trying to feel the waters and her butt
Apparently the waters were frozen.
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>>195644630
https://pastebin.com/VWc548GN
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>>195644121
To be honest I hardly write that stuff even on this site
I'm just tired of being alone and trying to act like I'm doing fine and all confident and shit
I just needed to get this thing off my chest
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>>195644623
Are you a fucking VN protag? Holy shit dude.
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>>195644490
Then she goes "eww like wtf omg no!" and calls you a loser
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>>195644702
Shit gf then, if she won't provide the one thing she's good for you're better off without her.
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>>195643717
>not putting her in the dungeon
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>>195644787
And then you proceed to not give a shit and things end no differently then they did

The trick to asking girls out is to not care about the answer at all
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>>195643972
You could always improve yourself as well. Girls like guys who do things even if they give zero shits about it, they're weird like that. Good luck homie.
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>>195644450
Your suffering brings me great pleasure but also great sorrow because you are my brother in this endeavor.
>>195644621
Well not with that attitude mister!
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>>195644809
Whoa, that's a little harsh man.
Sure we didn't fuck, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the time I spent with her.
I liked her as a person, I liked watching stuff with her, and just talking.
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>>195644714
Thank you, Anon. This was perfect.

Natsuki is actually my second-favorite Doki, so I would only be mildly irritated and probably camp the store to see if Monikas ever were stocked again.
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>>195644768
What?
>>195644787
Yeah, probably.
Doesn't matter, I don't want someone complaining my ear off in my life like she did.
>>195644917
Gee sure sounds easy, mister.
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Near summer vacations a girl I was somewhat friendly with (always smiles at me that kind of shit) suddenly gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and told me she was gonna miss me during the summer.
Of course I did nothing and she got knocked up by the class dumbass
How dense am I?
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>all the talk about relationships
Now I'm feeling sad about my ex again.
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>>195645041
Natsuki was the first Doki that came to mind. I would've done Sayori but the hanging joke would've been in bad taste.
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>>195644220
Very nice
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>>195644714
>>195645041
>>195645184
Oh also I ORDERED IN FUCKING OCTOBER GODDAMN YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

But aside from that, this actually made me laugh. I'm flattered.

he will fucking pay
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>>195645138
She sounds like a dumb slut, you made the right choice.
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>>195645152
At least you had an ex to feel sad about
as a kissless virgin this thread is torture
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>>195644842
There is somebody already in there.
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>>195645138
A girl whom I liked and had a lot in common with told me on Facebook that she was in love with me and then admitted a few days later that it was a prank and quit being friends with me not long after for no real reason. That delivered a blow to my self-esteem for years.

I'd take your scenario.
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>>195645138
Eh, obviously not worth your time bro. Besides you shouldn't even be thinking about her, Rule #2: We don't save hoes.
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>>195641917
Don't feel so bad bud.
I am 24 and have never touched a woman despite several of them showing interest.
I guess I am just too picky and I would much rather find a girl that shares my interests and that is way harder than just finding a fuck buddy.
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>>195645285
Yeah, does suck. Those failed confessions just come back to haunt me, and I'm just left feeling like nobody would ever want me.
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>>195645056
>Gee sure sounds easy, mister.

It really is dude
option 1. say nothing, nothing happens
option 2. say something, get shot down, nothing happens
option 2.5. say something, get a date

There is no conceivable reality where option 2 pans out worse then option 1. The only thing holding you back is your weird paranoia that option 1 will somehow lead to a better outcome down the road. I've felt it too. It doesn't.
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Are there any girls here? Why would you play a game like this?
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>>195645342
She sounds like a terrible person.
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>>195645374
I get what you mean anon. I've had girls make advances in high school but there's just such a personality clash between me and them that it would never work.
I just need to find my Yuri.
And one day I will.
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>>195645257
Oh don't worry I'm also writing about you defeating Dan and claiming your fabled keychain.
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>>195645452
The problem is not caring about the answer
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>so many joke confession stories itt
Why are people so fucking mean?
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>>195645452
I think this approach is good for some random girl or girl you do not know very well. If you've known this girl for a while or you're friends already it may be tougher.
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>>195645626
To get cheap laughs and feel better about themself
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>>195645626
Because they're just as insecure as us and their way to vent it to feel better about themselves is kicking those who are already down.
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>>195645541
I almost want to turn this into an epic collaborative saga but I'm horribly uncreative
Plus, I already write so much smut though if it's any good is up for debate
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>>195645361
Yeah, good thing I wasn't attracted to her.
That reminds me that there was this small girl (as in height) who also was somewhat friendly to me and gave me rides on her family's car. She also asked me once pretty timidly if I had a gf. According to normies that's a way girls how they're interested in you.
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>>195645626
Literal, unironic sociopaths. People who have zero REAL concern for the emotional wellbeing of others, who only think of themselves and at most pretend to care about visible issues to seem like good people. Sadly, this is actually a MUCH larger group of people than you'd guess. Normalfags are so shallow that they can barely even get in touch with their own emotions, let alone those of others.
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>>195645452
Easier said than done but it's not like I was interested in her to begin with so no big loss.
Suicide seems to be more and more welcoming and I'm kind of getting more eager about it than finding a significant other.
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>>195645626
Either inmature kids or shallow as fuck people.
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>>195645812
Mhmm that's usually the sign. Best to learn from the past and leave the emotions behind though desu. On to the next one.
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>>195645584
>>195645723
You just have to force yourself to come to terms with the fact that life isn't an anime and you never mutually fall in love just by being around each other. That never happens.
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>>195645770
to lewd my man.
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>>195646081
It happened to me once. It kind of didn't work out though.
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>>195646081
Fucking anime lied to me again
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>>195645541
I had no idea my impotent caps lock rage over my lack of FUCKING KEYCHAIN would inspire someone, but it's pretty awesome. Thanks, Anon.
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I have a really bad secret about how I got my gf and I don't want to be judged, though part of me also wants to help.
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>>195646404
You're anonymous, just say it.
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>>195646382
No problem man it's gonna be ebin. well hopefully it gets some laughs.
>>195646404
Go on...
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>>195646404
I got mine for sperging out over Pokémon for no fucking reason in a social situation where it made no sense to, go for it man.
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>>195646292
Monika's love is like a drug. Every time I'm with her I feel absolutely incredible, and when I'm away it feels like I've lost part of myself.
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Is it possible to die happy?
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>>195646404
I met my ex by reviewing her fanfic online. If you have something worse than that, I'm all ears.
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So can anyone give me a quick rundown on what to do next? I got to the end of my first play through and I'm with Monika in the room (is there a name for this room?). After she told me about deleting the character files I went in to see if there really was a folder with that titled and sure enough hers was the only one there. So I got on steam and did that "verify integrity of game files" thing and it said I was missing 110 files and re-downloaded them. When I opened the game back up it asked if I wanted to continue from a previous save, but I said no and it took me back to Monika. But, I still have the other 3 girls' character files and I guess everything else. Do I need to delete Monika's file to continue? Or just uninstall at this point?

She got mad when I loaded it up and asked me not to do whatever I did.
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>>195646454
>>195646518
>>195646459

I groomed her as we had a bit of a age gap and kind of molded her into my tastes despise not being into lolis back then and I still don't and that still eats me up inside despise being together.
I'm 28 now and she's 18.
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>>195646579
Yeah, I'm excited to die in a way.
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>>195646558
The trick is to take her with you wherever you go.
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>>195646693
the police are on their way.
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>>195646693
That's kind of fucked, man.
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>>195646730
So you can miss out on every other thing that happens in the entire history of mankind?
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>>195646627
The fuck? You're making things more complicated for yourself for no reason. Just delete Monika's character file or remove it from the folder if it makes you feel bad to outright delete it, then keep playing. Monika just gets mad when you close the game at all.
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>>195646627
You have to put her out of her misery anon.
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>>195646579
Yes.
>>195646693
H-how old were you when this started...
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>>195636712
Wake up
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>>195646071
I doubt I'll ever pay attentio to any kind of girl desu.
My confidence and self-esteem are destroyed from being bullied about being "so ugly he's gonna die alone" in elementary school and somehow being attractive enough to have groups of girls followig me around in middle school.
I don't get women.
/ends blogpost
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>>195646693
Noice
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>>195646693
o damn that's fucked
you're a proper cradle-robber huh?
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>>195646693
Yeah okay, that was worse.
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>>195646804
I didn't mean like right now but everyone dies (for now) so maybe something cool happens after. So I'm excited.
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>>195646865
23.
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>>195646693
How old was she at the start, is she still your gf? What did you do to "groom her"

I'm a girl and was in a relationship with the same age difference (I was the underageb&) and I don't feel like there was anything wrong with it so I'm not judging you necessarily).
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>>195646693
Congratulations, I'm judging you so hard!
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>>195646693
What do you mean when you say groomed?
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>>195646948
Dude....
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>>195646693
I'm not gonna judge too hard but that's weird. You're weird. You didn't do anything before she was 18 right? 'cause then I'd have to judge.
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>>195646948
Jesus christ anon
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>>195646930
>so maybe something cool happens after

Your brain is literally a meat computer. Same thing that happens to any computer after it gets broken.
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>>195647003
You sweet innocent anon.
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>>195646948
W-well to late to go back now...
>>195647003
What do you think he means?
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>>195646948
Dude. What.
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>>195646693
Your favorite Doki must be Natsuki right?
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>>195646817
I was curious as to whether she actually deleted anything. I never checked the folder before to see if the other characters had files with their names. It's actually a pretty neat touch. I don't know what other files were deleted either, and I don't know if they got taken away when I re-opened the game because I haven't tried it again.
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Sayori!
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>>195646948
jesus christ anon I want to fuck dead bodies but at least they're of age
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>>195646948
Natsuki says NO!
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>>195647152
I don't know. Fuck I'm not experienced with potential child grooming.
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So to all the people feeling bad about themselves earlier hey, at least you're not a predator like someone else in here.
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>>195646693
>despise being together.
neat freudian slip let her go
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>>195647109
It gets scrapped for parts?
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>>195647109
It will be strange to say the least. But everybody has to die at some point. It's scary to think about for me, just the inevitability of it. But there's nothing you can really do. Getting old seems like it sucks anyway, I don't think I'll enjoy it very much.
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>>195646948
The FBI are on their way right now anon....
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>>195646973
>>195647060
Basically slowly implanting ideas of what I liked or what I'd like to see we doin the future though our relationship was pretty tame and I opted out of most lewd stuff aside from maybe erp or two but she really wanted to see my dick back then and I really felt uncomfortable to the point of me nearly breaking up from there. But after we met up in which was 18 she was glad I never took advantage of her like that. Me and her parents had a good talk when she was 15 and I managed to convince them I wouldn't do anything to her until we met and when she was old enough.
>>195647165
Monika
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>>195647260
>Jesus H. Christ necroanon
>>195647304
>Ten plus years
>Not experienced
Bruh
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>>195646865
>>195646730

I hope its good. I worry excessively over whatever the death of the brain after the heartbeat stops, final death, is like.

I just hope I'll take it like Ivan Illich, with peace.
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>>195647003
google wife husbandry or tales of genji if you hate tvtropes (rightfully)
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>>195646948
I'm jelly
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>>195646693
>>195646948
Man, I have the perfect joke for this.

Dude and his girlfriend go into a restaurant, the girl is clearly 18 and he's noticeably older than her. The other people in the restaurant are visibly disgusted, and they're both upset.
When she goes to the bathroom, he makes an announcement.
"Look, I know you guys are judging us because of this age gap, but we're both adults, and I should hope you people can see that and how much we care about each other, that's all that matters. You people are totally ruining our 5 year anniversary."
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>>195646948
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Sayori!!
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>>195647427
Yeah that's a little weird but if her parents knew and were okay, and it's worked out to the point you're still together now I think you're fine.
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>>195647427
You are something. I don't know what but it's definitely something. At least you didn't do anything too sexually explicit with her before 18, I guess?
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>>195647440
Well if you're not killing yourself and you don't get some kind of disease it'll be peacful.
>>195647508
>Bazinga
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>>195647427
HOW WERE HER PARENTS OKAY WITH THIS ID ACTUALLY MURDER YOU THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND
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We need a new thread and we need one with more Dokis and less of that one guy.
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>>195647427
Well no need to fret then, Hold your head up high anon, you are a shining example of how one should responsibly manage their Loli.
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>>195647427
Fuck I wish I had parents who would have been that understanding, how nice.
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>>195625195
this is a bad post
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>>195647683
>You will live to see pedosexuality become a thing
>shudders
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>>195647427
Not as bad as you could have been, but in the same way surviving a car crash but losing your limbs is technically better than being dead.
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>>195647439
At least I'm honest. Never gonna catch me with a kid. Living or dead.

Too risky, and I guess there's just that one part of me that's a properly wired sexual being and isn't attracted to children.
Don't be a fucking pedophile anons, at least the dead won't be permanently scarred from it
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>>195647427
People get too squeamish about age differences. 13 is a little young to start but it sounds like you managed it pretty responsibly, don't feel bad about it anon.
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>>195647367
This is the kind of attitude that's holding back science. People just accept that they're going to die one day without really fighting it. Stem cells hold the key to fully regenerating human tissue, along with artificially extending the barriers that prevent DNA from degrading when cells divide. We should have that shit on lockdown within the next 10 years and from that point onwards the only barrier to true human immortality is degradation of the brain.
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>>195647427
God damn. I hung out with 15- to 17-year-old girls when I was in my early 20s, but I never did anything like that.
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>>195647427
How does someone resist 5 years in a relationship without fucking
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>>195648061
>at least the dead won't be permanently scarred from it
Depends how rough you are mate.
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This is where it ends, huh. It was a fun ride, everyone.
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>>195647908
Never having kids because of these fucking creeps to be honest, kids are already way too sexual with others their own age. I almost lost my virginity to a pushy 13 year old at 15.
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>>195647595
Nop.
But she was definitely lewd when younger and kept teasing me on about getting me to jail and sending nude pics but she never did and just poked fun of my desperate reactions.
>>195647683
I'll say what I said to them.
Because I love her and I don't intend to abuse or use her to my liking since she made me happy enough and I was already a mess, your daughter helped me get back to my feet somewhat and start bettering myself for a future where one day I can be a worthy enough husband for her. I'm not going to meet her up until she's in the right age and I have the approval of both of you until then but as I'm still that far away I'll keep on improving myself and not only for myself or her but also your family aswell as mine is a complete utter mess and honestly one of the things I long the most is to be able to sit in a kitchen table and not be threatened with a knife for dropping something.

My intentions were pure and I wasn't forcing her to do anything.
Please stop.
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>>195638684
>showering when you wake up and when you go to sleep
Who are you trying to impress, the bed bugs?
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>>195647908
It'd technically be hebephilia but even then I'm not sure if that applies to him because it doesn't seem like the age difference and/or illegality is what attracted him to it otherwise he'd have stopped when she was legal. It's a very weird situation.
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>>195645331
but i am posting from there!
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