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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: http://www.dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/34739/ (7.07c)
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): https://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

Previously, on d2g: >>197850529
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Futa thread.
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i wish ta was real so i could fondle her cock while fucking her ass
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>197926710
>implying it wouldn't be the other way round
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Why did Lanaya become the posterboy of d2g?
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What happened to Leoric? I used to play for him - I felt that he was hard carry. The translation into Russian sounds stupid somehow, but now I'm playing - somehow the kerry can not compete with others. Impact makes and very, but not as much as expected from the role. Maybe there are items that masthas for him in this patch, but I do not take?
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How the fuck do i hide my profile completly i never get to play core because people just point out i got 400 average gpm
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>tfw laning as Zeus against someone with much higher base damage
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>>197926821
People have always posted her. Neofriends think the whole futa thing is a recent invention because "le traps are gay xD" became a normalfag meme but it really isn't, I can remember posts about it in 2012
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What does PA smell like?
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>>197926767
fuck off cuck
theres tresdin for gay shit like that
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>>197926928
I know but why
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>>197926821
better than pedoposting
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daily reminder that Chen exists
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>>197926760
Would you let Crystal Maiden give you an icejob?
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>duo que with buddy
>get retards on team that flame and/or whine, calls out my higher rank 9/10 times when we lose, whining about party quers ruining their solo que games
>tell them its possible to solo que in dota, and it has been possible for over a yea
>''google it''
>get a ''?'' or two, then silence for the rest of the game
I wish I could see their faces when they realised that they've denied themselves of true solo que for over a year simply because they were retarded
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>>197927121
ye
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>>197927085
Cute elf nerd with a dick covers most demographics
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>>197927208
S O U R C E
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>>197927273
F I L M M A K E R
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Sheever streaming with no wig, that's pretty brave
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Which lane do you run Riki in? It's confusing.
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>>197927273
F I L T E R E D
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>>197927121
It's one of my wildest dreams
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>>197927365
better donate to her patreon to show your support
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>>197927379
Please I need this.
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>>197927365
No, it's not. Facing disease without infinite money that was handed to you simply for existing is brave. Facing disease alone is brave, not with thousands of people cheering for you, giving donations.
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>>197927470
>>>/r/
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>people who eat with their hands
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Help. I'm stuck at sub 2k and I don't know how to climb up.
I feel like I only improve when I play in a party with my 4k friends (they shit on me a lot for my mistakes).
How do you improve yourself? It feels like I don't learn a single thing by playing with people around the same level as me.
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>reinstall after 4 months of no dota
>immediately win 4 in a row
>lose 2 in a row in the most retarded 3 stack plus random safelane sniper 1k smurf
>uninstall
Not today old friend
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>>197927464
>>197927590
Uh sheever said she didn't need donations because she lives in a first world country with non shit healthcare
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How to farm fast as Spectre? Should I get boots then rush Radiance?
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>>197927987
don't even buy boots
roh, stick into radiance

Xd
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>>197927147
>>197927867
>play unranked
>comply
?????????????????????????????
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>>197927952
and yet her twitch page has a donate button prominently displayed

its cute that you believe her lies tho
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>>197927365
gross, what is this and whats wrong with it
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where the hell is iwnter terrain and hats dotards
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>>197928264
but she always had a donate button along with every other twitch streamer on the planet
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>>197928535
>WHERE'S MY GARBAGE?
>I WANT TO EAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>197928590
and yet she is the only streamer being shilled here for her """"""bravery""""""
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>>197928725
The bravery was implying tht she's get shit on by neckbeards, sort of like how you're doing
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>>197928696
>says the dotard currently playing the game
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>>197928852
>
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>>197928789
im not shitting on her for being bald or having cancer
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>2.5 weeks until christmas
>absolutely no mention of a winter battle pass
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>>197928986
Why do you think the winter pass will have anything to do with christmas?
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>>197928986
dont worry my good little goy
youll be wasting your money on virtual shit you dont even own soon enough
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>>197928952
no just being a woman
of course I'm sure "our le boy" salaried pro player artour babaev is a-ok getting those donations
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>>197928986
dont worry, valve wont miss a chance to take your neetbux
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>>197929123
t. sheever
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>>197929123
not even being misogynistic
artour isnt suffering from cancer and using that as exposure for donations
sheever is.
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>>197929126
I certainly hope not
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>>197929303
>i-incel!
pathetic
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>>197927826
jesus fuck merlini is austistic as fuck

first the yogurt webm and now this
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>>197929650
t. dirty cheeto fingers
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>>197929310
>used to stream 6 days a week pre cancer
>now streams way less
Literally zero logical sense
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I want to fuck this creep
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>>197929650
don't hate on merlini
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>>197929803
but what if it's a male creep?
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>>197929650
how is not wanting to get cheeto dust on yourself because you're working on camera autistic
I don't understand you faggots at all it seems you're just mad as shit at other people for no reason to the point where you'll just make shit up and pass it off as fact
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I spent 200 dollars on hats and I can't stop, fuck valve charging money for that.
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>>197930115
>I have no self control and it's valve's fault!
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>>197929975
what the fuck is wrong here? ain't it the way you usually drink jewse out of these packs?
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*loses*
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>>197930115
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>>197930239
*CHOP*
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>>197930031
that's fine too
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name a worse, more useless hero than this shithead
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>>197930086
licking the cheeto dust is one of the fun and also the reason why cheetos got popular

if u cant enjoy shit the way they are supposed too, ur autistic
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>>197930290
He's better than Alchemist in the current patch.
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>>197930290
hi
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>ban medusa
>fucking monster didn't get banned
>enemy tard lastpicks it
thank god we had a good brood player and were able to finish in 20 minutes
may dusa pickers burn in hell along with tinkers and chaos knights
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>>197930115
beat this kid
http://steam.tools/itemvalue/
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>>197930337
-/d2g/
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>>197930374
dusa is literally a dogshit hero

if you can't beat dusa you need to check yourself
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>>197929095
>wasting something that has no inherent value that you don't even really own on something that hasn't inherent value either and you don't own it either
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>>197927147
>tell them its possible to solo que in dota, and it has been possible for over a yea
literally how? do I have to buy the battlepass or what
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>>197930337
>when you get btfo and you doubledown on being fucking dumb as shit
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>>197930484
>btfo
i was never proven wrong why would i have been blown out
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>>197930408
impossible to win her on lane, impossible to beat her after min40 (and as you get a retarded autistic refusing to push team which happens every second game, the match vs dusa WILL be 40mins or more), she's just like spectre - suffer until lategame and then instawin unless enemy picked 1,5 rarely seen counterpick heroes
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holy shit, this guy
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/158834174
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>>197930567
>getting double-btfo and double butthurt
wow
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>>197930590
literally just buy a diffusal blade lmao
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>>197930632
imma eat cheetos now
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>>197930643
ench, doom, ld, underlord - on which one dblade looks better?
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>>197930720
>pick heroes that can't fight dusa
>omg dusa broken
retard
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>>197930189
but i just want my characters to be pretty, it's not fair!

>>197930386
that's pretty nice, i only have 1 arcana
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What hero beats Morphling?
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>>197930606
>Offlane undying
>Perseverance every game
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>>197930754
there are no good offlane heroes that can fight dusa
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>>197930850
who is nyx
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>>197930903
hmmm never tried him solo off, how do you do it?
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>>197930941
you stand there

and when she casts snake, you carapace
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singsing here, ama
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>>197930590
I just completely owned a second pick medusa as an aether lens nyx.
last pick medusa can be bullshit though, yeah
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>>197930974
does it still steal your mana though?
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I have an idea for events on the dot: take 49 pro players and two 2k gods. About the players support, and 2k the gods play the kerry.
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>>197930468
it has a made up value atleast and will hold out for years to come
what can you do with your shitty virtual items when dota dies
cant even wipe your ass with them
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post mmr grinding tunes [PEACEFUL EDITION]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kE99j2uUL4
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>>197931256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb9DN3hsgpo
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DAILY REMINDER that (you) are the only constant.
Russian furry edition
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>>197930474
look in the options
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So do I need 25 standard games or lvl 20 to play ranked? Sounds pretty silly since I can just turbo mode 25 games in 1 day.
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>>197931505
sorry ivan
i dont speak krokodil
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>>197931505
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>>197931617
>>197931606
Ohh common! Post please in our dotathread
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>>197931591
t.Why am I herald?
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>>197931556
>le radiant
>le dire
holy shit can reddit just FUCK OFF
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>>197931556
>3 supports, 1 core, and 1 nodmg

yeah ok pham
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>>197931671
Zapostil.
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which doter is this supposed to be?
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>>197931896
some chink ripoff
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>>197931896
Your average support player
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>>197931896
Crystal Maiden, of course
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Axe is an amazing hero. Trully one of the best off laners to climb mmr.
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>>197931556
>plays cuckport in a team with no late game
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>>197932045
>not having proxy or dynamic ip
mde...
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Hello everyone, I play DotA2, not so often, more often than CS: GO, but that's not the point.

Generally. now I have the title of Sentinel 5, I played on a centaur before, I pulled it perfectly. now moved to tini.

I want to learn how to properly collect his belongings, who have any purchases for tini, or on the situation you need to watch (I attach a link to my matches below)

who has recommendations, please help.

On the support shit is obtained, so they do not get the MMP to raise.

The kerry is the same.

P.S. Maybe someone has a recommendation, who better to pull the rink, if the teammates are the same as me and cancer, but it's even worse.
dotabuff.com/matches/3598342256
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>>197932190
>cheating
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>>197932190
Mнe лeнь c этим вoзитьcя, ecли чecтнo. дa и пpoкcи зaбaнeны дoхyя кaкиe нa aбyчaнe.
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Davay Comrodes from Russia

welcome to our /d2g/

can you tell me wut your best meme is

thansk you
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>>197932312
here is waifu of good meme family
treat gger with respect pls komrade
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When will the BCB be removed from the game? This is the top trash art that spoils the impression of the game. Let the animals on raytklikerov competently break in, get, buy a disable, put on thin. Then at last this fucking demarcation - 1 imba + 4 creep will go away. Remake the bkb to give the immune to the control for 3 seconds with a 30 second cooldown (and the superimposed silencers and debuffs are not removed by this item), but received damage from magic. And from magic, let them wear thin. And from silencers and all sorts of debuffs mantu tarete. And then a single pierced object floor polka dot. Nice balance in the trash.
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>>197932312
> can you tell me wut your best meme is
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dotathread is dead
And mochuh is too
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>>197927590
How is either brave? What choice do you have other than to try and not die
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>>197931556
>skadi on GoodSniper with FREE 50% slow
>orchid build with no aghs when it's GoodSkadi on her
>no silver edge against Mercurial "Walk down mid for free rampage" Spectre
ISHYGDDT
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Why haven't reddit asked for battle pass yet since volvo always listens to them?
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>>197926631
who is this qt
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>>197932312
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Why take the runes from the middle with a flask?

It's just that some kerrich goes by which is not 10 xspi to the level and not 20 to the item and just IN MY EYES !!! takes the rune! 1! on Shiftlikki Bottle and explanations, they just ignore !! 1111 and like they would understand that they made a delusion, but after 2 minutes everything repeats again.

With the fact that I usually play in the middle for ginger and I'm obviously not passive, I make a fiery hell on the map, but while I'm running there and sometimes feylyuya midor like me a little sags by experience, off here you need to take the runes and even on the bottle you can will sit down to continue to obkekivat all living things
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What more words than "davai" do I need to know to coordinate russians on eu server?
>Playing slardar
>Scream davai davai cyka at the top of my lungs, hit stun and team comes like a bunch of good puppers
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Would you like to live like me a little too? I doubt it. First look at yourself in the mirror. Put on your best clothes. Look at yourself in the mirror again. Imagine yourself in my place. Hmm ... something does not work out. I see. Take off your clothes, look out the window at your gray, dull landscape. Prospects are melting in front of our eyes. Rather, rather forget, the pulse becomes more frequent, in the eyes a little darkens ...
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>>197932698
>all the smelly thirdies and NEETS will never know the life of the monied man
FeelsFuckingFantasticMan
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>>197932854
> davai
"common", nearly
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>Okay how can we make Waga even more fucking annoying
>How about we give him a british support sidekick who can remind the viewers how great waga is on the rare occasion he isn't complimenting himself?
>Perfect
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>>197931672
What are you talking about Autismus Maximus? I'd steamroll you with my eyes closed. I got banned in CS:GO and my Dota profile is compromised as well.
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>>197932854
> puppers
Maybe you meant "puppets'?
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>>197928986
Why other games doesnt have a pass to? TF2 has one and it was really fun to do all the missions
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>>197932854
Literraly you need to know 2 russian words.
Davai (if you need to attack) and Nazad (if you need to retreat). If someone russian dont understand you and ruin the game moment shout loud "IDI NAHUI" to him (google Notail battleroar for good pronounce)
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>>197933147
Thanks, man.
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No charge, thanks
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>its another "raid"
ruskybros why are you raiding a dead general
go show lolbaba might of rusky bear
pizedc
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Dota2 this is not DotA. The valve Fuckers that destroyed game in the stool and it is absolutely not interesting, they turned the legendary DotA Allstars the usual trochiline farm creeps. Pillbox Allstars was a legend fucking losowymi characters personalities are fun to actually play.
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>>197933425
Dont worry be happy, my american friend.
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>>197847351


NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
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>>197933528
wish i was american so my biggest problem would be how many genders there are comrade
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>>197933757
nice
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>>197929303
This picture is satire
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So uh, where's dota?
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Ok so 5 games, 5 abandons by my teammates in the 20th minute. Will this in any way reflect on my playerscore? I'm in normal mode.
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>>197934239
the only things that affect your player score are the things on the report card. your own abandons, reports, and commends received
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I was the Jakiro, what went wrong so that i won't repeat the same mistake again ?
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3602967901
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>>197934237
idk but dream league had more viewers than that blast series
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>>197934309
Does my win ratio have anything to do with it? Or is that only relevant when it's time for calibration. Literally new to dota 2 but I've played dota 1 for like 5 years I'm not a complete newcomer. My friends told me not to bother unless I have a good playerscore.
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>>197934638
playerscore affects what type of people you get matched with. the lower your playerscore, the shittier, ruder people you get matched with.

most players never have to worry about playerscore. there's "normal" where the majority of people reside, then there's "hey wise up asshole", and then there's "jail cell for no-hopers". as long as you aren't abandoning and provoking people into reporting you every single game, you'll be fine.
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>>197934479
you had a wk with only 1 real damage item against a 6 slotted sven
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>>197934237
>rocket league
lewat
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>>197934763
ac buffs WHEN
that item has been powercreeped to dogshit tier
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>>197934479
all that gold as jakiro and you didn't buy a scythe
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>>197934991
how would you buff it
more attackspeed?
more armor?
>now you can combine it with s&y
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>>197931256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImxNje6oEH4
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>>197935192
fuck, you're right. I started off as pos5 but ended up having the 2nd highest networth yet getting hex didn't even cross my mind. I deserve being 2k
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>>197935257
make recipe and platemail cheaper
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>>197935257
more armor
15 armor max on any defensive item is so fucking underwhelming nowadays
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>>197934763
What should WK have built?
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>>197934589
Yeah, here sygly
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>>197934237
It's by individual channel peaks

Dota always has its viewers split between Russian and eng channels
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>>197935704
november was just a shitty month for dota lans
dreamleague fell in dec and the only notable nonchink lan was midas mode lmao
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Hey guys it's PSG

where will you be when I win "streamer of the year" TONIGHT on the vidya gay awares?
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>>197936284
sup balding cuck
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>>197935668
damage
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>>197936453
jeez is this really psg
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>>197936284
>that many games
>normal skill
Wow I thought I was bad
That's insane
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>normal skill
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>>197936517
Yeah he has that hair island all men that are balding but afraid to shave it, have.
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>>197936284
Why isn't this nigger perma banned?
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>>197936781
was this image manipulated in photoshop?
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>PSG is Crusader 0
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>>197934237
MDL is starting tonight. And it might be the first tournament that OG might win this year.
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>>197936873
>10k games
>still only guardian
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>>197936453
I can't! I have too much testosterone.

Dude i know most ppl probably go apeshit if they start balding but really i didnt care, i look better than like 99% of 35 year old dudes, no bullshit

>>197936586
Now that we have "F" behavior score I am in a pit that literally includes like 20 other people. That guy isn't even the worst! I get a guy almost EVERY game on my team, no matter when I play, who has 18,000 hours in the dota client and something like 6000 wins

he's fucking 1.5k and doesn't know how to do things like pull creep aggro, but DEMANDS MID EVERY GAME LOL

over TWELVE THOUSAND GAMES, didn't learn to pull creep aggro, mids 90% of the time if he can. literally learning disabled

>>197936808
Because valve doesn't understand player discipline
>tk'd twice intentionally in PUBG when it was chinese or kids talking on mic
>banned three days
>don't tk anymore
vs.
>do horrible shit in dota for like 2,000 games
>it takes them 4 years, after i've quit playing, to finally consign me to a queue of other people who do the same thing

if they had just banned me for 3 days fucking YEARS ago I would've gotten it out of my system and never behaved the same way again

valve pretends they cant detect shit like fucking shadow amulet afking lol
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>>197936972
I dropped from mid 3k after new behavior score rules were implemented, I have roughly a 20% chance to win any given ranked game and have won something like 33% ranked over the past several hundred games

I also fed like 20 games straight on purpose in ranked back when I quit a few times ago, to help make myself quit

MMR is a lie and only bheavior score matters, ive repeated it a thousand times, i bought a 4k account and played effortlessly and gained mmr at 4.2k. it was far easier to win.
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>>197926894
Kek
Still can’t believe this guy became a meme after drinking poison of all things
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>>197937290
people have become a meme for worse
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>>197937243
>PSG the teen years
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>>197937110
>its VALVE'S FAULT im bad at the game and a terrible person
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notice how none of the people who criticize PSG dare show their dotabuff

really makes you think
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10 games 10 abandons. How do you people play this dying piece of shit excuse for entertainment?
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>"people" are actually responding to professional spectre gamer
its probably not even the real psg
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>>197937576
It's not news or interesting that a bunch of literal whotards suck at dota.
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>>197937671
show us your report card badboy
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>>197937491
bro F behavior score doesnt give you a fair chance to win lol

it was bad years ago when i started talking about this stuff, i would still get average people often

it doesn't work that way now. When you're in F, you get matched with sure game ruiners basically 100% of all games, like people who have thousands of games where they shadow amulet afk

its incredibly common to see people saying things in my game like "I won't get low priority, I don't care about this game, I just do this purely to make you upset and ruin your game"

that's what F behavior score is. Getting matched against a team of people who are trying to win, with that as your team.

I'll stream it soon so you can see. You honestly cant undrestand if you havent plyaed in it. It was never ever like this in the past before
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SING PLAYING V RTZ
GET IN HERE
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>>197937110
lol a man child is mad that the world will not parent his actions

A grown fucking man.
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>>197937734
nobody pretends to be me but they would if they saw what my girlfriend looks like
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>>197937861
>sing is streaming
>rtz is not
Nah, fuck that sperg monkey and his garbage accent
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>>197937758
I'm this guy
>>197934239

Just got into Dota. I can't provide screenshots because my 'recent games' doesn't even show the matches. But yeah 10 games 10 abandons, I'm just playing and either mine or the enemy players quit out of the blue, hence the match isn't scored.

So I ask again, how the fuck do you play this pile of steaming dog shit and why did people lie to me it's fun?
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>Enemy picks LC
>"oh should be easy, if she gets blademail I'll just get nullifier"

That's how I found out you could purge nullifier. What's the fucking point of this if you can just dispel it? It doesn't even say it's dispellable in the item description.
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>>197937576
go wild psg you shitstain https://www.dotabuff.com/players/40137777

>>197937804
you have to be truly braindead and garbage at the game to get to F behaviour score and stay there. i shittalk extremely often and abandon occasionally but i've never left normal behaviour score (always > 9k score previously)
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>>197933406
illidan my boy
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>>197937804
>I'll stream it soon so you can see.
will it be www twitch tv/directionlessadult ?
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>>197938081
LC's dispel is more stronger than your basic dispel.
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>>197938081
That's why you get Nullifier AND Bloodthorn.
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Why is rtz a clock player now?
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>>197938261
what if nullifier became a doom ult without damage and doom got a new ult?
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>>197938003
Valve's new player experience is terrible

either you grind it out till you get into ranked and maintain a high behavior score or you're fucked

this game is dying anyways so you might as well move on to something better like HoTs
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>>197938251
Just tested it, even Oracle's basic dispel purges it off.
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>>197938251
Any dispel kills the nullifier.
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... but when do the GOOD teams play?
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>>197938602
>>197938612
lmao what a shit item
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>>197938593
i would rather chomp my dick off that play that fucking borefest called hots
my hairy shitfilled asshole has more depth to it than that """"game""""
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>>197938448
Clock carry soon
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>>197938593
I just don't get it though, my team isn't even losing, we're winning. And then some dipshit abandons and the rest follows. I wouldn't be posting here if this happened in only 2-3 games. E-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e g-a-m-e , I swear to god. I can't fathom why this game even exists. My experience has been 0.1/10.
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>>197938652
In 9 hours we get sort-of-okay teams playing.
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>>197938250
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>>197939126
absolutely based
that little whitespot on the mouth tho
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>>197939126
which skin tone is this?
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>>197937861
>Pangolier into Bloodseeker, Omni, Storm and even Bane
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>>197939263
night elf
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>>197938908
>>197938593
>shadowpool babbies
jej
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>>197937576
you're a bad teammate and you should feel bad
just reroll on a smurf, I wouldn't bother trying to climb out of F

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/167367992
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>>197938148
>you have to be truly braindead and garbage at the game to get to F behaviour score and stay there

i abandoned hundreds of games a long time ago, and otherwise am extremely toxic. i am convinced my account has manually applied flags, because the pool of people i get matched with is extremely small, and that pool contains people with honest to god mental defects, personality disorders, and psychopathy

I think it's possible for people who got reported overwhelmingly to have been reviewed by a "GM" type person, and then literally shadow pooled, banish to favor matchmaking with each other above all others.

I literally play this game at a 4.xk level, its not even arguable because if i had a phone number i could go play on that other account that is 4.1k and do fine in any role. so put up or shut up, give me a phone number to use for the acc
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I currently have a script running in the background, continuously feeding my hero into the enemy base in a ranked match, feels good.
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>>197940076
make a smurf account and play that then, i guarantee you'll end up at F behaviour score again you trash
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>>197940089
>playing ranked
they deserve it
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>check my teammates profile on dotabuff after a match
>they all have at least 50 abandons
Why ? I have 1500 games yet only 3 abandons, with two of them are due to blackouts
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>>197940076
The absolute state of
>Patrick "i know the game" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "theres nothing i don't do" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "playing video games for almost 30 years" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "every skill that exists in dota is natural to me" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "not one of those teen kids" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "i'm 32, you're a kid" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "you can't break my attitude" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "i watch the minimap 100% of the time, at ALL times" Swayze's Ghost
>Patrick "you probably don't even middle mouse pan" Swayze's Ghost
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Is the chairman of the executive committee here? Today at 23:00 there will be a plenum of the Central Committee of the Oldfags, a request to be all.
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grats me d2g, today i friended a guy who helped me stomp offlane as bane (almost feel sorry for dat morphling guy with 0 dmg)
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>>197940330
i honestly love having such fans. here's lookin at you, kid
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>teammate first picks zeus
>enemy picks huskar
>it's a 5v4
how is this fair
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>>197940572
good on you anon
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>>197935302
The fact that you're seeking to improve means you don't belong where you are. Overlooking things happens, just dust yourself off and move on.
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>>197940773
>build silver edge
>hit huskar while its on
>he fucking melts
that was hard
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RIP August Aimes
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How do you play this game without iron talon? I'm not asking rhetorically. That item has saved my sanity so many times
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>>197940773
There are 4 other heroes that zeus can kill.
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>>197941116
?
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>>197941164
You install league of lesbos you trashcan
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>>197941116
Whore
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>>197941164
talon was never a necessary item, it fit on junglers or if you are squished out of the lane, nothing more
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>>197941238
its just a pornwhore who died
nothing important really
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>play support
>cores can't farm

>play core
>get ganked as 4 constantly
>our entire side of the map gets taken over immediately with no vision so I can't farm

what am I supposed to do
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>>197941435
play support and transition into a core
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>>197941238
some porn star who did lesbian scenes but didn't want to get boned by bugchaser dudes wasn't homosexual enough for tumblr and died.
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>>197941116
F
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which dota girl has the best feet?
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>>197941691
me
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>>197941774
girl(female)
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We need some reports for trash talking, people shitting on mistakes, and others for feeding.
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>>197942043
valve improving player behavior?
not a chance my man
that doesnt make them money
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>>197942043
Communication abuse? Intentional feeding?
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>>197942043
>communication abuse
>intentional feeding
>ability abuse
the current 3 report options cover all these examples you give
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>>197942094
>Separating toxic neets from well-adjusted normie wageslaves to keep the normies on their hook
>not making them money
?
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>last 5 games I am top of networth and highest damage on my team
>all loses

I CANT WAKE UP
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>>197942553
the only constant is u :^)
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>>197940572
naisu
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>>197942283
>>197942312
I was going to say they send you to LP but they actually give people communication bans. Im sorry i forgot the mute option to, thats how you avoid toxic fuckers.

>>197942553
post match to see with how much damage you were getting those numbers
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>>197942553
Opendota?
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>>197942553
im sorry, post match id to see how much damage you did to be the top of your team >>197942824
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>>197942602
>>197942824
>>197942865
>>197942970
Here is my last match. My empty slot was an e blade but I sold it to get a rapier when we got mega'd
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>mfw SD is in bonus heroes
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>>197941691
Lina
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>>197943178
alright i'm doing it
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>>197943153
I was the puck, btw
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>>197943153
>Drow and Windrunner
Also, your team had fucking nothing against Huskar and Weaver.
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I'm 5,5k and it has taken me 80 games to boost my smurf acc from 3,5k to 4k. I have 62% winrate. Is it normal to struggle this much or is there something wrong with me?
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>>197943398
What is that face trying to convey?
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>>197943480
Sexual desire
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>>197943480
kiss my ass, loser
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>>197943542
>>197943603
*kisses you both*
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>>197943153
You lost at the drafting stage desh
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>>197943659
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>>197943284
He is maybe the best counter to pub meta heroes right now
The only tricky hero is Tinker, but if your safe lane isn't getting big dick in butt you should be able to gank him at least once before he gets his blink.
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>>197943659
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>>197943398
>>197943743
>>197942970
>>197942865
here is my 2nd to last game I played, another loss.
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>>197944127
>no BKB on either team
>losing to one-trick pony Necrophos
wewlad
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>>197944243
this game actually pissed me off the most.
NP tried to steal kills multiple times and ended up using sprout to save sven and morph on accident.
I just want to git gud. Fuck 2k mmr.
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>>197944127
Morphling is 100% bullshit and I bet that Sniper just hit you all from a distance and nobody attacked him. Also,
>Dagon NP
>2k Invoker
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>>197943153
I don't want to see this shit, where is KDA? you sad fuck, scared of showing your dotabuff
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>>197929803
Same
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>>197944127
looks like a typical cRUSader game to me
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Feces here?
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>>197944615
>ruining your anonymity on a vietnamese finger painting forum
If i wanted to jack my self off and be a name fag I would go to reddit
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>>197944459
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT HURR DURR
IF YOU DESERVE TO BE HIGHER YOU'LL GET THERE
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>>197944615
Here
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>>197945131
If Juice did it, anyone can
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>>197943412
probably pretty normal depending on what you're playing and how hard you're trying. i'm 5.8k and i had 95% winrate going from 1.8-3k but my winrate slowed down to like 70-75% past 3.5 and 60-70% past 4k.

also depends if you're picking 1v9 heroes every game or just picking fun shit that you want to play, i usually do the latter on my smurf
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>>197945179
>how much agi items you want
>give me the no agi build
>say no more my drow
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>>197929803
Farming more creeps is all part of the game for the experience.
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>>197943153
>Treant has Mek and Greaves
top kek
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>>197930031
even more
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>>197945505
>probably left treads on strength all game
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Top 3 antifun heroes

Omni
Sniper
Techies
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>>197945951
Tinker, Abaddon and Shadow Shaman are all worse than Omni and Sniper
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>>197945951
Tinker
Anti-Mage
Tinker
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>>197946028
>shadow shaman
agreed. when will this piece of shit hero actually get nerfed??
also
night stalker
a good pangolier
medusa (unless i'm the one playing her)
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>>197941496
this
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>enemy medusa ALWAYS gets full packed in less than 50 minutes and wins no matter what
>my medusa ALWAYS gets 3 items in 50 minutes and is literally a ranged creep (not even mega)
explain dotards
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>>197946634
enemy medusa = good
ally medusa = bad
It's that simple.
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>have a fun gmae with tinker for the first time ever
>Because it's turbo mode
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>>197944127
>SHIVAS WK
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>197945951
Auntie-Mage
Invoker
no other hero is anywhere near as obnoxious as those 2
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>>197946957
but why, why not vice versa
how do i always match in teams that usually stomp me instead of getting braindamaged people who farm 3 items on dusa for an hour and pick ember into obvious superhard superlate
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>No good streamers are on
Kill me, I hate fucking dead hours like these, doing absolutely nothing with nothing of importance going on.
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Do people not play Willow anymore? She was spammed for a while then just dropped off the face of the planet. 55% win rate at 5k+, the hero is fucking good and FUN. Oh well. I guess if her pick rate stays low they wont nerf her,
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>>197947272
you could go outside
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>>197947035
I thought I needed it for sven and morph because their right clicks were stupid quick.
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>>197944127
>no blademail on WK
>no carry build on WK
>letting game go this late against 5 carries that literally dont have enough farm on the map for all of them
what did you mean by this?
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>>197947315
good question
I have no idea why Pangolini's pick rate is higher
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>>197947328
It's 10PM dude
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>I CAN WIN EVERY SINGLA GAME
>WTF WTF FORCED FEFTY TEAM OOGA ME BOOGA
>WTF MY NET WORTH IS HIGHEST I WENT MID BTW
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Can we talk about how bullshit Dire's mid lane is?
>3-5 second rotation to ancients
>can fight first wave uphill if properly blocked
>faster rotation to top rune
>safer rotation to bot rune
>no hiding spots for ganks
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>>197947315
she got nerf hammered p hard, and her Q and W cooldowns are RIDICOLOUS at at early levels
most likely pango is just easier to pull off and he's been mostly 'figured' out. willow will probably see lots more pub play once a popular streamer/she gets added to cm and pros test her out.
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>>197947824
this cat looks like purge
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>>197947865
But dude the tower got moved back a bit
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>highest winrate in pro play, both all time and this patch
>optimum 1v9 pubstomper
>can be played literally any role
>lots of item flexibility
>seiges and defends highground well
>ganks and splitpushes well
>counters tinker, techies and medusa
Why aren't you playing objectively the best hero dotards? You're not a noskill shitter, right?
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>enemy picks Tinker
>teammate says watch this and picks Storm
>destroys him in the rest of the game
thanks for the MMRs mate
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Esports when
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Spells having charges is the most retarded addition that has ever been implemented in this game. I just want to fucking strangle whoever thought it was a good idea, because it's not.
It's just not fucking fun, fullstop.
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>>197947794
and?
outside doesnt close after dark
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>>197945951
anti-mage
weaver
any rat hero
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>>197949068
What if DOOM had 2 charges?
Would Doom be viable then?
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>>197947179
Because you are on the team man
you are bad
this is why the team is always bad to
how hard is it to understand its a teamgame
why arent you making space for that medusa?
why are you so shit?
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>>197949437
what if doom applied a 100% slow on top of everything else
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>>197948713
i play him sometimes, he is really good against ranged cores and for carrying garbage players 1v9 but there are heroes that just autowin against him if the players are remotely decent.

also, i prefer playing fun shit like qop and SF but if i was trying to boost in shitter pubs id probably spam arc warden
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Is this a bait?
Do not give me a fucking You again
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>>197949437
>goodDoom has 2 charges of Doom
>still isn't really viable
i guess no
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>>197949578
>goodDoom
?
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odds - spam imbaspirit
evens - spam bear druid
dubs and i kill myself
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>>197950076
here
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hello anon-kun!
can we touch you while you play dota?
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she did not deserve what icefrog did to her.
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1-9 don't play this shit game
0 open dota and reroll
evens=play a game
odds=close dota after 5 minutes
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>>197950221
no, that's gay bro holy shit
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>>197950221
please don't, i need to concentrate...
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>>197950221
Where?
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God I hate EE
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how do people play a game of dota 2 with EE unmuted?
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I'm in F behaviour score and feel like you need
to solo carry games to get out.
I'm talking about a mid player on my team who
feeds courier then proceeds to continue trying
to win the game.
Their actions just seem illogical. I will admit
when I see a game is over I afk with shadow
amulet in a comfy spot but why do players who
want to win even do things like feed?

I feel like my account is in a permanent state of
low priority which is unfair. In addition to this my
ranked queue times are double or triple that of
my low priority queue times.
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>>197950221
i rather touch your feminine penises
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>>197951086
I turned his stream off in like 30 seconds
He has a chris chan tier voice
>>
What is a healthy amount of time to play Dota.
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>>197950835
>not hating every single moutbreathing animefaggot
especially those kinds of people that just watch anime because it has "cute girls doing cute shit", those degenerate pedophiles need to be shot in the back of the head.
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>>197951306
0
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>>197951306
0
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>>197951274
>>197951318
>>197951086
>>197950835
*illegible murloc gurgles*
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>>197951318
People who watch anime are better than you
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>>197951318
>those degenerate pedophiles need to be shot in the back of the head.
truer words have never been expressed on this website
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Will limiting my "maximum frames per second allowed" smoothen out my fps? e.g. instead of ranging from 50-90, if I limit it to 70, it might reduce the chances of fps dropping to 50 (not my actual fps, just an example).
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tinker nerf when?
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>>197951895
It won't, graphic cards don't work like that, if the fps dropped, it means a lot of shit is happening on the screen.
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>>197950502
Why are you watching TA anon ?
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/d2g/, how would you fix the game with the next patch? What characters would you change? How? What general changes would you make?
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is spectre the biggest honeypot hero ever? she's so bad at closing out games
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>>197952135
tinker:

laser beam miss chance
20/35/50/65%

rockets dmg
100/175/225/275

rearm cd
5/4/3
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>win game
>+22
>lose
>-34
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>>197952135
>7.08
>All game changes reverted to patch 6.78.
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>>197951673
>reeeeee those pedos
>Japan has the lowest crime rate in the world
White piggu btfo
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>>197952135
>how do you fix the game
>posts a pic of the shittiest souls game
You're doing it wrong.
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>>197952002
So, what's the point of the option? Is it just to limit the processing dedicated to dota in case you have music/discord/etc on in the background?
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>>197951318
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>>197952428
dont worry they make up for it with suicide rates higher than murder rates in cartel afflicted south america
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>>197952135
you must really be scraping the barrel for ideas abdul
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>>197950507
Southern quadrant, but they were on the move.
Current location unknown.
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>>197952418
Why the fuck would you want to trade Underlord and Winter Wyvern for fucking witchcraft
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>>197951318
But anime makes people better at Dota.
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>>197952135
Auntie-Maged removed from the game
Shrines and "attribute perks" BTFO forever
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>>197952135
buff TA and invoker

nerf shadow shaman, medusa, nightstalker, brewmaster, morphling, faceless void, and CK

remove pangolier and dark willow

remove techies

add a role queue for ranked

let party player get higher medals but differentiate them from solo medals

remove behavior score and implement a system that takes game ruiners out of the game instead of conducting psychology experiments on them
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>>197953374
This.

I feel good about our guy Arteezy becoming a weeb

Watch his in game performance sky rocket over the coming months
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>>197950835
ee introduced me REOL which is actually quite comfy to listen to.
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Fish is fresh.
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Guys, Jontron is LoL's /guy/

who is the equivalent /ourguy/?
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>>197953990
>he doesn't know
I'll let you off this time with a warning, pal
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>>197953990
Ethan Klein
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>>197953990
>he watches trash on youtube
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>>197954254
>terrible at his job
>autistic
>watches anime
yep thats our guy
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>>197953990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1WrQY5mHn4
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>>197954254
Maut is a legit 8/10
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>>197954480
shut up maut
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>>197954546
haters gonna hate
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>>197954373
OURGUY
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>>197954373
H3h3 looks like the kind of guy who last picks techies
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Why are dotards so stupid?
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>>197954373
What is so hard about Dota for a league player? It's the same shit, play a few games and you get a feel for all the abilities in the game. Play a few more and you understand items. Play some more and you start to remember which spells go through BKB. JUST PLAY THE GAME
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I do not understand why an animal with 400 gpm squeezes out my role? I put an icon like this, but there's suddenly a third peak in the profile with 407 gpm in the profile and goes with me to the lane (yes, I also shouted keri, as I already had a shit (nowhere to go, and on the saports play sappers), and the probability that a broom with 400 gpm is something to pull out is very small), eventually against me on the line fell Zeus and ns, denali or each creep, I just bombed and livered (lost 5 times in a row, with the end freaks (void with a peak, a storm nafidil alchemist in the middle, and so on), but maybe I had a chance to win taking the Saporta, but I'd rather lose than suffer all Someone will now cackle that the GPM does not decide anything, there is no gentleman 400 gpm is already quite zashqvar, even in the games that have been merged in 20 minutes for me (with the fact that I'm the average player of my rating), gm is about 400-450, and in victorious 600-700, or this chelik has already lost 124165 games in a row with a crushing score where he went to xg to 20 minutes (which is very unlikely), or he is down (more likely), or he does not play keri, then it's worth taking character keri if you do not play them, or have not played for a long time? Yes, and the game can be seen that the chelikov with 400 gm do not know how to finish creeps on the line, stood with the death of her krpstat was 0-0 to 5 minutes, because I took everything on the alchemist. The result of 400 gpm is not how a person can not play on kerry, if you see such a thing, just kick him off the line, as in 90% of cases he will merge the game because he will slowly farm. Yes, someone will say that I'm a ruiner, but I really do not care what difference it makes when a broom with 400 gpm takes away the role, it's still a pile, about the bills do not write anything I lashed out when I had 0 3.
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>>197954886
Every lolbab i talked to had the same argument against dota, that its because of stuff like
>turn rates
>clustered shop
>denying
>uphill misses and fog
>juking in trees
>more stuff to manage and watch out for
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>>197954886
Back when I got my my dota 2 beta invite I tried to get my league friends to switch and they hated how zoomed in the camera was and turn rates
only like 2 out of 10 came over to dota with me
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>>197954886
Dota champs' have confusing kits though

I also really like how every LoL champ has its own passive. Makes them feel unique.
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I used to get all fucked up while playing and I have rage issues relating to people not coming into fights or contributing to the team etc

ultimately dota is a game that just doesn't work for me, I have a very low MMR and don't have a possibility to bring it up because I can't be nice and encouraging when playing with people who I know are >1000 MMR below me

Yes I did it to myself, but why can't they just sell a matchmaking reset for 100 dollars or something? That's really all I want.

I just deleted the game and I hope it's for a long time this time. I was having an okay night and now I feel extremely upset. Why do I let this shit ruin my life?

I feel like dota is a cruel analogy for real life: Everyone thinks they know what they're doing and won't listen to others, even though they don't have any clue wtf they're doing. And that just makes me hate it even more.

Poison MM is real because I get ~500 MMR type players at 2200 MMR. The other team's players are obviously almost always better. Everyone knows that you get games in your matchmaking that you are clearly "supposed" to lose and "supposed" to win. My theory is that because of my abandons and mutes, etc, I get put on those teams that are "supposed" to lose more often- effectively I am used to help the forced 50 system work. It's awful and it honestly hurts my mental health. I have to get over this game.
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>there are literal LeL-babies pretending they are one of us at this very moment
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>>197955134
>Makes them feel unique.
>instead of spells that actually make them unique
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>>197926971
P and A
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>>197955134
>confusing kits
>mfw
Invoker, sure. Meepo, okay. But EVERY hero? Drow? Wraith King? PA? How are they confusing at all?
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>>197952135
>Player with the highest support ranking now starts with one ward instead of a tp scroll
>New ward introduced: hybrid ward
>Costs 150g
>Lasts for 200 seconds
Provides vision and true sight in a 700 radius
>Cannot be sen with true sight
>Can be revealed if an enemy unit walks within 300 range of the ward
>Only has 25 health
"A mad wizard was obsessed with the wards, and spent his life trying to find a way to cross breed the odd plants. While he succeeded, the result was an unhealthy pitiful creature"

>Vengeful spirit illusion damaged reduced from 100% to 80%
>Can be targeted, requires five hero hits to kill
>Wraith forms will not make spirits
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>>197952135
remove tinker, invoker, antimage and medusa from the game
fixed
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>>197955347
I think in LoL it's easier to decipher the idea behind the kit and the champion and how to play it from reading the skill. Many heroes in Dota, especially the older ones, are a mishmash of random effects with no apparent synergy unless you know about the meta.
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>>197955026
denying, fog, juking, tp scrolls, and blink dagger are what make dota a funner game than league for me but it might be annoying for league players to get used to. i couldn't get used to those things not being in league when i played it.
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>>197955347
we're talking about people who play THIS fucking game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZvBTSJJWU4&t=44m

you should be amazed if they're even able to wipe their own asses
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so has anyone actually ranked up/gotten a star since the new mmr system? i cant seem to rank up even after i won 5 games in a row and now i got 50/50 again
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S K I L L S H O T S
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>tense game
>we finally win a teamfight
>push rax
>"great job now we only need to go bac..."
>3 of retards from my team try to save pos 5 hero instead of getting the fuck away and die
>i can only watch as enemy counterpushes our base and we lose because no one had money for bb
you think people would figure it out how take rax by now but no
losing like this tilts the shit out of me
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>>197955558
this is how unironically pro dota would look like too if not for buybacks
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>>197956223
I'm excited for this
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hey anyone wanna play dote
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>>197956223
*DODGE*
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I like how in 2k Dota people aside from smurfs are clueless about roaming heroes and still pick jungle heroes only to lose in 30 minutes. Literally no excuse to stay in the 2k bracket now
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wait why is LD at MDL? I thought he was done with dota
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>>197956789
I still pick jungle heroes, mostly out of denial and a desperate desire for that role to exist again.
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How do you last hit well against a Sniper in mid lane? He has the highest turn-rate in the game, very fast projectile speed, so you can't predict when he will go for a last hit/deny, and he has great range so it won't work if you pull your creeps closer to you. He does have pretty low damage, but it is still pretty decent with aquila/phase boots

t. shitter
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>>197955023
nice blog
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>>197956959
>20 attack
literally just hit the creep
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>>197955848
This game would be more fun if every ability wasn't fucking point and click
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>>197955134
I've played about 10 games of LoL and I felt that the abilities were much more unnecessarily complicated and difficult to understand, with too much text and all sorts of effects and buffs and shit that don't add anything to the hero's concept. The only ones I played were Sona and the one with tentacles though.
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Cosmetic shit you want that will never be a thing because reddit/chinks don't want it. I always wanted a Clinkz arcana that restores his pre-skeleton form.
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>>197957346
well then go play your fucking shitty spamshot infinite mana game. what the fuck are you even doing here? >>vg/lolg/
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>>197956959
Pick something that can nuke a wave out, then go farm a jungle camp and come back to lane. I recommend storm.
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>>197956959
>Sniper
>has the highest turn-rate in the game
It's above average, but there's several other heroes with the same or higher turn rate.
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>>197945270
My friend did it to, he went to 4k and he says that is more toxic than 2k. Took him 1 year of constant playin
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>>197956959
use magic you dumb virgin
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>>197957509
>stop making suggestions that would raise the games skill level
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>>197957609
I'll probably try to do this then, prevents him from hitting tower too since the lane will be perpetually pushed
>>197957659
True, I was thinking of shadow fiend when I said that,another hero I have trouble last hitting against
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>>197945270
more like
>if SirObeseClown can, anyone can
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>>197957531
The Doom one was better
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>>197945429
holy shit wow. what did you play to get to 3k like that? were the teammates cooperative?
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shit im so bored, this 1 hour queue ban sucks balls
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Wonder what RTZ thinks of the creeps
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It feels so good when you itemize properly
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>When I'm against some thirdie mid
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>>197959487
That's Xavier
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>>197959220
what creeps?
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>>197959487
that's fake, right?
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https://twitter.com/Team5ANC/status/938858657076346881

OUR MONGOLS
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>>197959487
wtf spoiler that shit
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>Pick Wraith King
>Enemy team drafts 4 counters
>I rush battlefury and power level to 20
>Win anyway because I have a free aegis every 40 seconds and their mana burns can't stop it
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>>197960047

>swedish mosques

kek'ed everytime
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>Trixi is back
PERKELE
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>win
>+20
>lose
>-32
I'll never reach 3k at this rate
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What is this icon trying to convey?
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>>197961719
i'll carry you bro hmu
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What is the point of Spell steal when replicate exists?
Le epic ravage steals don't happen in real games.
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>>197962042
>party ranked
no, it has to be Solo-q
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>>197962025
Ripped doujin
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>>197962025
Broken penis
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>>197962025
It's a recipe torn in half.
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>>197953374
I know that you're joking, but I still feel the need to point out that the most obnoxious and actively terrible people in my games, either on my side or the enemies, are retarded childfuckers with weeb avatars.
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>Herald tries to go Invoker against Tiny mid
>Loses
Heralds.
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What MMR is legend 1 guys?
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>>197962732
t. Crusader
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>Valve introduces fancy badges
>and hides mmr gain/loss from your games
>even though mmr system still exists
literally why
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>>197962858
its umm...
*unzips*
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>>197962858
According to my sources, it's ~3.3k
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>>197962025
same as this emotion
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>>197962049
Well actually even with the 100 cast range talent those sort of steals are doable. But reducing everyones damage by 70 is pretty significant. It's like a Crimson Guard on a 10s cooldown and 10s duration. It's got 100% uptime.
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>hover meepo mid and ask team for last pick
>pick rubick instead
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>on a tube in London
>a guy is looking at an esports app and watching a game on his phone

Dotards?
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>>197963264
lol ey fucking dotards
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what hero is best way to gain mmr?I am 1.5 k
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>>197963264
is it Rime
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>>197963238
>team asks me to pick a hero capable of winning the game
>pick rubick instead
D E V I L I S H
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>>197963082
*zips*
hey! know the right places
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>>197963264
Grab him by the pants and yell "This one is in the bag."
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>removed comeback gold
>killing an oponent now steals their gold, if they have no gold, you gain no gold

fixed?
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Good hero for turbo mode on a new account? Meaning I can only choose from the 25 hero pool.

Luna is super unfair since she becomes a gold machine extremely fast BUT she does get banned in almost every game.
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>>197963264
>on a tube in London
>a guy is looking at fricking 4chan and shitposting on his phone
>get peace bombed by local mosque goers
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>>197963475
I shouted THIS ICE AIN'T NICE and punched him in the face.
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>>197963609
You can actually play every hero, those 25 are just highlighted
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>>197963609
put in dota_new_player 0 into the console
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>>197963970
>>197963970
Oh uhm yeah... I knew that. I gotta take care of something now.
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>>197963610
I use the dark theme to hope nobody knows I'm on 4chins
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>>197963970
They patched this. I haven't tried >>197964074 but I used for example dota_select_hero npc_dota_hero_kunkka
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>>197958514
playing whatever i wanted really, my allies were shit in most games and raged at everyone for their own shit play. thankfully it doesn't matter at that rating since the other team will just feed you. the 2 games i lost on the way to 3k i probably would have won if i picked harder carrying heroes or itemized differently.
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BLOCKS YOUR PATH
wat do?
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>>197964267
yeah im trying to get out of this 1.6k trench i got myself into. i feel like if i spammed medusa, i could climb all the way up to at least 3k. you must be pretty good then.
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>a good player has 60% win rate
>each game takes 50 minutes at least
>out of 100 games a very good player will win 60 and lose 40.
>Net MMR only +500 out of the hundred games you played
>50 minutes * 100 games = 5,000 minutes = 83.33 hours

I'm not dissing dotards, I want to understand how you do it? It's such a grind. At least if you committed yourself to an MMO you would have relatively stable progression and wealth building over time. However, if you commit yourself to dota your MMR points can disappear in an instant if you play while sick and lose 6 games in a row by fluke.
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>>197965957
Try splitpushers, 2ks don't ever look at the minimap and if they do they don't have a tp
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>>197965957
>>197966227
lol seriously just play PA and you could kill the entire enemy base without them noticing
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>>197926631
>play for the first time in 3 years
>might as well do all random
>get riki
>30 attack at lvl
Holy shit. Did scrubs take over this game. They literally nerfed a useless hero to what is even worse than a support.
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is anyone else getting 4 commends everytime they get commended once? my commends always go up by 4 on my profile even tho it says i only got commended once in my report card
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What hero should I play to overcome my depression of August Ames killing herself?
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>>197966730
"DAE supports have no impact on da game??? xD"
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>>197966738
nufag, it is been like this since TI6
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>>197966717
Fizzz
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>>197967043
I didnt even play the supports, nigger.
Hell i looked at few and they literally get a free 5k item tier bonus as skill.
But from what i have played and looking at this threads. Scrubs finally took over this game and they got so hard triggered by buying wards that, they rather begged icefag to nerf a shit hero to hell instead of upping their game.
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>>197966730
>is too dumb to factor in the extra damage from your passive
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>>197966717
Anything and everything
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>>197966227
what kind of splitpushers do you recommend? i used to spam lycan before 7.00 and i had like an 80% wr with him. now i feel like he can't split push as effectivley, and you seem to under estimate 2k players. if they see you split pushing they bee line you to kill you. and because its 2k, i never have any vision.
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How do I covertly grief my teams games so that I lose in the end?
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Every game I've played in the last 5 days the team with an AM has won
Explain this dotards
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>>197965957
dont worry about your mmr just focus on improving in general and you'll rise quickly at your rating. if you understand the basics of dota the other team will just feed you without you needing to do anything special.

watching high mmr players through player perspective and trying to copy what they do is probably the best and fastest way to improve. you might get something out of this guys videos too, he smurfs starting from low mmr and explains his thought process and a lot of basic concepts pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXzb2H32N9l6Duz1srMnXpQ
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>>197967648
he's broken as hell if you don't bully him around the map and out of his farm. i've seen so many games where people forgot there was am until like 30 minutes in where he steamrolls everyone.
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>>197967848
>spend early/mid game chasing a highly mobile AM
>lose
>ignore him and let him farm
>lose
there is no answer
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>>197967435
>1 time agi on what is probably the worst agi gain in game
Wowzers.
Meanwhile my main, ck got so broken i can win a game with 10k behind and get a 7 kill rampage.
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>>197966187
>>a good player has 60% win rate
most of people have like 53% winrate at most
i got like 1500 mmr last patch but now im stuck in forced 50% thanks to shitty ranked rework
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>>197968129
if you're a competent offlane, you can fuck him over. play doom against him in lane. his 3rd takes off chunks of health and you can chase him down with your second
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Good to see draskyl got off the meth and got a real job
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>>197967719
hey thanks for the help,man
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>>197968249
Or just go aggro trilane with ck and make him irrelevant for the rest of the game while feeding your ck easy kills.
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>>197967848
that's the main low mmr tactical mistake - you shouldn't concentrate on killing enemy lategame carry every time he respawns, instead destroy buildings while his team has to play 4x5, push as much as you can and win the game early
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>>197966717
me on the right
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>>197968416
Forgot my pic
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>>197967031
one with large well shaped natural breasts
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redpill me on ded gaem
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>>197968153
t. 2k baddie
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>>197967648
whats ur mmr
i havent seen am in a long time hes always banned around 4k
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>>197967031
>depressed over a whore you don't even know
This is next level beta-ism
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>>197968928
well... it's dead
wake up Neo
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>>197969028
2.8k
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>>197968928
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>>197965323
Whip out my dick and let him have his way with my wife. Praise slavs.
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>>197968928
majority of dotards are either slavs or waterniggers
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>>197969253
how is pubg so popular???
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>>197969570
by being fun
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>>197969570
people botting hats
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>ranked
>everyone is a fucking retarded autist
>people jungle tinker or tidehunter or even timbersaw just so they dont support
>feeders, griefers and autistic whining in mic is normal

>low priority
>everyone is trying hard
>people pick support and good team comps (in single draft lmao)
>good dota matches everytime

Why is LP so much better than fucking garbage ranked?
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>>197969570
chinese people botting hats for money
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>>197968632
obviously i mean within reason. you don't chase the hard carry till the end, just enough so that they are irrelevant enough to push objectives with out much fear
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Does (un)reliable gold as a mechanic still work well within the game? It's meant to allow counterplay for carries farming for big items, but does it actually accomplish that and is it still necessary for there to be a power check on this when there are already other checks on it?
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>>197969797
people want to get out asap and /or they are bound to play a support or carry you know or lose and have to do it all over again. like if you had to chose between meepo shadow shaman or io who would you pick?
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>20% damage illusion
>100% damage illusion
which one it is ?
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>>197967638
Well for starters, you'll have to pick a different hero.
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>>197969969
precisely
it's just if one lets am dusa or whatever play for an hour and get their winthegame-tier items there's no point in blaming icefrog for "making heroname op", op heroes were and would be, it's simply part of the game, but every-fucking-one of them can be countered (except for obvious chaos knight)
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>>197970470
dusa and brewmaster are the ck counters
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>>197967638
Play underlord and stay just out of range of all other heroes
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>>197970782
is brew a hard hero to master? i've seen him driving people insane with the beer but never tried to play him myself
what do i buy after boots and blink?
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/ourjew/ btfoing /theirjew/

https://www.joindota.com/en/news/63173-interview-a-look-back-at-midas-mode-with-sunsfan-slacks-and-zyori
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>>197970443
Both, there are 2 illusions
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>>197967638
pick rubock
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>>197970782
Brewmaster is the omnicounter.

>>197970987
You can buy literally anything on the hero. Even fucking manta style works on brew because the illusions spawn with the guaranteed crit off cooldown.
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>>197970997
he's not jewish
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>>197971249
>oy vey he's not 100% Ashkenazi
fuck off LD
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>>197969019
4k :^)
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>>197971313
Are Al Pacino and John Turturro jews too?
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>>197971112
>smoking
absolutely disgusting
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>>197970195
It doesn't do anything because reliable gold and memeback are absolutely fucktarded mechanics.
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>>197970987
no he's piss easy and it depends on the game

midas, radiance, vlads, bkb, shivas, AC, lotus orb, drums etc.

aura items persist through your ult so they're pretty strong on him. he can also transition into a right click carry with his talents if you have to carry shitters
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>>197971727
>>197971243
sounds good to me
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>>197970195
all gold should be unreliable gold
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>>197971661
>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
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>>197972557
>Wasting your money to "look cool"
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>>197972557
way to give into peer pressure ya spineless cunt
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>>197970987
>is brew a hard hero to master?
Nah, once you get used to the ult then he's ok.
Most importantly use all wind spirit skills. Stun the one you want to kill, cyclone the annoying one/someone you will kill later, dispell magic before cyclone to remove buffs like bloodlust/frostarmor and to kill illusions, and wind walk to do extra damage everytime you can.
All that with tab.
Brewmaster winrate is player's fault, not Hero.
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>>197972557
Shoo off tobacco shilling kike
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>>197972557
i was bullied and i smoke
id guess those two go together more than they dont
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>>197972557
>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you *cough* bullied in school, retarded or perhaps *cough* both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? *cough* Was life a competition about who lives the longest **cough*?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, *cough* expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who *cough* forced you to buy a pack *cough* a day, you fucking peat-gavel? *cough* *cough* *cough*
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>>197972557
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>>197970987
Radiance, AC, Vlads, Octarine
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>>197972557
i smoke but im not proud of it
I wish i didnt since i can't party without them, i spend a lot of money on them and kils me, but it helps me relax and honestly, it's a way to just die faster (thing i secretly want) without the suicide itself.
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why lone druid has second worst winrate in the game i thought he was good now?
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>>197972936
Winrates are built by the worst players in the game
They are also most of the playerbase
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>>197972803
that's individual and depends on your body and on how strong are cigs you smoke
*4 years of smoking 0,4/0,6 nicotine sigs, still feel as good as ever*
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I've just realized that (Defense of the) Ancient > (League of) Legend

BTFO how can Riot ever recover?
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>>197973050
the only people who still smoke are thirdies

not sure what you're so proud of lad
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>>197973021
i understand that but even in 5k+ bracket he has pathetic 40% winrate
wasn't he supposed to be a hero who wins the lane usually by himself and snowballs from there?
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>>197972681
>>197972710
>>197972731
>>197972751
>>197972803
>>197972826
>>197972885
make your choice

smoke smokes or be a manchild

>not smoking smokes
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>>197973149
hahahaha
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>>197973149
Ancient should be the best one, followed by godlike (smite), Heroic (hots), Legend (lol) and so on, for maximum troll
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>>197972557
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>>197973246
You are a fucking idiot for thinking smoking is something to be proud of
Literally someone who got bullied at school and wants to be cool
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>>197973149
>crusader
>one of worst ranks
how will christians ever recover?
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>>197973246
ive mostly moved on to vaping
i even tested if vaping works by smoking at the same time
the nicotine receptors are taken
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>>197973173
i'm not the guy you all replied to earlier, just sayin
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>>197972557
>>I-It kills you!
>Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
The most funny thing is.
Tabaco is the only thing that receive that a long term study and went public.
Hell eating a steak or sausages every week gives you the same risk of cancer, same with fries and kebab.
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>>197971327
What's the difference
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BURSTING
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NO KETCHUP
JUST SAUCE
RAW SAUCE
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>>197973639
BOM
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>>197973585
biggest problem with cigs isn't the cancer risk, it's the lung damage you take - really decreases your life quality regardless of length
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>>197971207
>pick rubick
>shit stomp everyone in the mid game hard enough that it rockets my team to a win
>have a 70% winrate with him
What's with this 'rubick is bad' meme?

I suppose Invoker is bad too cause shitters suck with him?
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>>197972557
>getting so defensive over a comment
kek
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>>197954285
This
but unironically
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>>197973714
>it's the lung damage you take
Which isnt really a problem unless you want to run a marathon or dont want to risk lung cancer.
Anyways going into space or flying by plain several times per year increases your risk of cancer more than smoking. In fact that is pretty much how you get 100% chance of cancer.
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>>197973730
>I suppose Invoker is bad too cause shitters suck with him?
yes, but speaking about rubick - literally almost everyone sucks with him
if you have 70% winrate with rubick, you can be proud of yourself - you're one of the few players that do not suvk
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>>197954254
>no personality
>puts me to sleep every time I hear him casting
>weird mustache
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>>197970470
>it's just if one lets am dusa or whatever play for an hour
AM only needs to be uncontested for 25 minutes to fuck everyone in the ass
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>>197974140
>Which isnt really a problem unless you want to run a marathon
that's incorrect
u can end up barely walking

just vape, it's the same effect without the risks
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>>197974230
wait are you talking about maut or purge?
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>>197973714
The biggest problem is the fucking property damage.
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>>197974140
I'm glad that /sci/ is too smart for dota and too busy answering high schoolers questions, but they would be fuming at this post.
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>>197974249
he won't fuck anyone if he is left vs megas within 30 minutes, but stupid fuckers would pick lategame pick vs him and lose, cause they don't actually want to win, they just want to play W H A T T H E Y W A N T
i'm thinking about moving on to captains' mode, something tells be it wouldn't be that much of a problem there
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>>197974654
Purge at least laughs and smiles
I don't think I've ever seen maut do either of those
Then again I don't watch him often so maybe I'm wrong
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>>197974734
/sci/, if they were actually ohysics grads insteads of arguing about 1st year math and dropping out, could tell you that being exposed to a fucking sun erruption or higher sun activity which occurs several times a year exposes you to more radiation than being a liquidator in tschernobyl.
Not even mentioning all the radon that will kill you because you live in your mommas basement and breathing alpha radiation for several hours during sleeping is probably the worst thing you could do.
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>>197975220
I'd gladly swap 2.27 mSv anually for my nicotine addiction.
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>>197967554
Beastmaster can splitpush well and he will solve your vision problems
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>>197927987
Boots, urn, radiance.
Press R when you see your team about to get a kill. Make sure you secure the kill.
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why is there no magnet hero?
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>>197977319
earth spirit?
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>30 minutes, shit's being kicked in
>Faceless is getting decent farm and chrono picks
>Enemy lineup is SB-Lifestealer bomb, Sniper, Invoker, and Wraith King
>"Let's go Rosh!" Faceless yells as he rushes in
>fuckno.png
>He goes in
>Shrapnel spots us
>Sun strikes spots us
>SB-Lifesteal bombs in
>Basically throws the game
>Flames the roamer
>mfw
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>>197977319
>Earth Spirit
>"GeoMAGNETIC Grip"
>"Magnetize"
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>pick offlane core and mark offlane
>other guy picks core and goes offlane
Explain this dotards
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how come there are no offlane streamers
dotards btfo
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>>197977872
I'm playing offlane and have obs installed
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>>197977872
would you watch me if i stream offlane only (legend 2, 3600 mmr)?
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>>197977929
>>197978007
Only if you're s4.
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>>197978064
allright, i'll change my name to be s4
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Does this have a unique playstyle?

Sandman
Agility/Melee

Rude Awakening
Q: Launch a projectile that puts the target to sleep. When the target wakes up, they take damage and are stunned.
Sleep duration: 1.4/1.6/1.8/2.0
Sleep minimum duration: 0.3
Stun duration: 0.9/1.1/1.3/1.5
Damage: 100/150/200/250
CD: 12 Mana: 80

Quicksand
W: Turn into a puddle of sand, becoming invulnerable and gaining obstructed vision and movement, but having drastically reduced vision range and losing the ability to act aside from movement. Enemies that touch you in this state are slowed, and at the end of the duration, enemies still touching you take damage. Applies a basic dispel on you.
Duration: 2.5
Puddle radius: 300
Vision radius: 400
Movement slow: 50%
Slow linger: 2
Damage: 100/175/250/325
CD: 20/16/12/8 Mana: 100

Death Bed
E: Your attacks have a chance to deal critical damage against enemies under debilitating effects. Only the highest chance is applied.
Critical damage: 160%/180%/200%
Proc chance vs slow/confusion: 40%
Proc chance vs silence/disarm/mute/root/break: 50%
Proc chance vs stun/sleep/hex/forced action: 65%

Dream Dust
R: Emit an aura that confuses enemies, reducing their vision range over time and preventing them from targeting units outside of their own vision range. If a unit's vision is reduced to 0, it falls asleep. A unit taking damage counteracts its lost vision by 1% for each 3 points of health it lost. The debuff stops ticking up but lingers for 2 seconds when an enemy leaves the radius.
Radius: 900
Vision reduction per second: 30%/35%/40%
Duration: 10
CD: 120/100/80 Mana: 150
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Hello goys, I mean guys, don't forget to pre-order Okami HD on Steam to unlock the Amaterasu courier in Dota 2!

Be among the first to own this exclusive cosmetic item that is sure to be a hit with your team whether you're pwning n00bs in Ranked Matchmaking or streaming for thousands of fans on Twitch TV!
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Guys look what I found
How does this image make you feel?
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>>197978456
Literally Elder Titan Willow PA Stalker.
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>>197978531
HYUKED
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>>197978586
Don't you mean Bane Willow Puck Naga?
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When will Herald be renamed to Challenger?
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>rtz is being matched with 5k players now
He is gonna be so tilted.
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>>197978795
i'd rather change it to Challenged
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i love this moonbitch so much

it's just free wins in legend tier. you farm so fast and push even faster.
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>>197978795
Don't you mean Challenged?
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Wait, do people actually use screen shake effect for when getting stunned ?
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>>197979065
yeah it's cool
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>>197969570
chink bots farming drops
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>>197977872
AdmiralBulldog
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ARTEEZY IS LIVE
ARTEEZY IS LIVE
ARTEEZY IS LIVE
ARTEEZY IS LIVE
ARTEEZY IS LIVE
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god I wish that were me
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>ppd has a tattoo
wtf
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>>197979282
>tfw arteezy stream
>also nlss on
>meme awards starting soon too
help
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>>197979767
>watch austin's stream
>he's playing dota again
>with draskyl and 2GD
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Portal hero when.
>can place down portals
>can just portals to extend casting range of items and abilities including placing portals
>can connect portals for near-global presence or large area of control similar to Brood but more ability-oriented
>Dagon 5 from another part of the map
>Long range force staff, glimmer, crest/medallion
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TA players?

>>197979065
Are we doing this now.
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>>197979901
Wisp
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>>197979965
Reading hero when.
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>>197979546
Imagine the smell of sweat.
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Has anyone risen from 3k to 4k in recent time, how the FUCK do you deal with these teammates. They're so fucking retarded or fucking cancer that it makes me regret even queueing up in the first place.

>omg i had icon on safelane FIRST
>i was hovering over X hero that means i wanted them - fuck you ima just pick this random X carry instead even though it fucks our entire team lineup
>muh medal is higher - as though that matters in 3k
>ima go jungle (if i cant carry) - picks medusa or some shit
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>>197979901
You're gonna get copyrighted.
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why do people say dota is impenetrable?

I'm legitimately a fucking moron and I am mid 3k
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>>197980230
Always first pick then report your team if they lose the game with their picks.
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>>197980328
its the dark souls of mobas
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>>197980230
that ended for me as i climbed from F bscore to Normal, now my teammates are passive bot level retards, but at least they are not fighting for mid/safe and don't flame much
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>>197980328
everyone else at 3k is a fucking moron too
what's your point
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>>197980328
Look at the title of this video then look at the duration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzynkJfXd4
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>>197980414
dark souls is hard because of its unforgiving structure and its need for high execution

dota is hard because of all its minutia and obscure rules and interactions and bullshit
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>>197980328
>fucking moron
>mid 3k
So? That's how it is actually.
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There are people who experience echo slam without screen shake. Let that sink in.
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>>197980457
>>197980649
3k is like 70th percentile though
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>>197980694
I still don't get it, everything you say is a 100% true.
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>>197980649
>>197980694
The one time valve released stats, 2k and lower was like 50% of players.

If anyone here has played World of Tanks, I'm heavily inclined to agree that the majority of players in any vidya are complete retards.
>tfw not unicum
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>>197977319
>Tinker
>Techies
>They attract all the shitters and are repelled by all their teammates
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>>197980821
ok so like

i'm 3.5k

i'm a moron

everyone else in 3.5k are morons

we're ~70th percentile

so how is the game too hard for people to learn? i've never accomplished anything in my life but i understand dota thoroughly
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>>197980230
>omg i had icon on safelane FIRST
Actually a legit point, atleast 3k dogshit does something right. Jack the lane and pay the jungle furion toll.
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Icefrog here. My next big design goal is to make it so most items have unique effects based on the hero using them. I see lots of new players unsure as to which items are viable, so I'm making every item viable on every hero.
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>>197980897
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."

-le grumpy atheist man
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>>197980939
If one is a moron, everything will be hard for him to learn. Perhaps if dota was p2p it would have more decent community, but right now each and every retard can barge in the game and get stuck at 0-4k mmr, whatever does he think about it - that forced 50 don't let him climb or that he's playing for fun and doesn't care - that matters not.
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>>197980982
*sees you have your hero icon mid*
*first picks sf*
*its on you if you ruin the game now*
love this mentality
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>>197981184
Tinker now gets purged every time he uses blink dagger.

Anti-Mage now loses 100% of his health in pure damage if he uses Blink Dagger.
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>>197980230
>>197980982
proper etiquette is to /roll for lane disputes
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>>197980328
muh archaic mechanics
-high/low ground
-turn rates
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yes peruvian shitskin you can push without tp fucking scumbag
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>>197980939
>but i understand dota thoroughly
what do you mean by that? that you know all those numbers, damage, cds, manacosts, can lasthit creeps and rotate properly as a pos4/5? that's just the basics
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>>197980939
you vastly overestimate the mental capacity of the average person
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>>197981291
the actually proper etiquette would be for valve to add some kind of role queue
>but muh league of legends
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>>197981291
Rolling is jewish tricks for those who were too slow.
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>>197981476
fuck that, valve can do nothing to stop the assholes from picking pos 5 for a fast queue time then instalocking mid
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>>197980205
reminder that only males have penises, every doter with a penis is a man and dotards who like them like men
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>>197981307
The only archaic mechanics in dota 2 are the bloated shop and fucky pull camps.
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>>197973291
>Heroic (hots)
I think you mean Heroes of Newerth, friend.
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>>197981638
Did low priority stop existing in the past 5 seconds?
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>>197981638
they could add some kind of report option and make it only do anything if multiple people on your team report you over several games. i dont think people would abuse it as much as you think, maybe in super low MMR/behavior score. most people just want to win and play what they're comfortable with
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>>197981691
>fucky pull camps
how are they fucky?
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I have accepted my fate and now i'm always picking pos4/5, mostly pos5 in 2k bracket because it's almost for certain that i'll get a jungler if i pick a core and mark safelane/midlane. I'm climbing steadily but i'm afraid that i'm growing up retarded, i don't think i can play cores now
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>>197981691
>forcing you to press into dangerous territory for powerful, game winning items (skadi, aghs, octarine, mkb) is archaic and should be removed

I bet you also want active item effects to be removed too don't you?
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Dota 2 has gotten worse over the past years instead of better and has made changes that alienate the core player base who aren't delusional retards that keep playing the game that is so obviously different than the one they liked, that also seemingly fail to attract the new players they were hoping to attract. People who decide to play HOTS/LOL over dota aren't the type of people who are going to come and play dota because the games more like those two. updates are just change for the sake of change, it may spark some interest but it just fizzles out. its no longer about balancing the game

The game straight up just rips shit from HOTS and LoL now, talent trees and shrines lmao. The only viable way to play anymore is group up and fight. The roles are muddied, there aren't even farm priorities anymore the 1-5 system exist just because it's what we've always used. There's 4 cores and a ward bitch who for some reason gets items I'd be surprised if Icefrog is still even working on dota 2 the games gone so far away from what it was, if he does it's purely as a figurehead.
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>>197981950
The composition of the camp combined with dota 2's awful pathing can prevent the camp from stacking and/or pulling completely at random.

I'd rather have something that worked consistently and was easy to tweak for balancing, so we don't have shit like THIS.
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>>197981950
it used to be :53 across the board

now there are weird ones
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>>197982018
Not really. I love me some of Icefrog's genius, Tiny's tree change for instance is fucking great.
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>>197982159
How is that not consistent, they're going down the same path every time so long as they don't get aggro'd
>inb4 it's a loop
I know it's a loop - but I've used hammer and know how creep pathing works. There's no deviation without interference.
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>>197981872
fuck that. I don't want to be forced to be a wardbitch if my carries are shit and can't figure out how to look at the minimaps, listen for pings or are too pussy to follow 3 on 2 initations. If I'm the only competent person on my team, I need to transition from a pos 5 into a 3 or 2. With your retarded system, that warrants reports, no matter what kda is.

fuck off back to league you shitter.

>>197981950
as the stack gets progressively larger, the creeps bump into one another, taking longer to get out of the camp and behaving erratically. making that nice easy X:54 pull timing fluxuate
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>>197982018
this comment reeks of sub-5k.
you don't know anything about the game if you really believe that "The only viable way to play anymore is group up and fight."
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Which hero has the best talents?
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>>197982018
how the fuck were shrines ripped from hots? As for the talents, have you even fucking played hots? They're progression is all talents, most affecting the abilities . Ours are more stat based with the majority choices being between ability buffs or stats.
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>>197982364
>the creeps bump into one another, taking longer to get out of the camp and behaving erratically. making that nice easy X:54 pull timing fluxuate
still stackable by kunkka (if they didn't fix that torrent abuse)
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>>197982321
The inconsistency is with the pull camps, not the creep wave. And to reiterate, the problem with pulling is how much shit needs to be moved around whenever icefrog wants to tweak one little thing about it.
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>>197982580
qop of pain or shadow friend
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>>197982364
Also pulling and hitting the big Thunderhide neutral causes it to use it's Frenzy which takes another second, little trivia for some people who don't know.
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>>197982580
void-sama
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>>197982321
he's retarded just like the rest of this fucking cesspool. He can't remember they don't walk in a straight line and fucks up his nuke every minute

>>197982580
unironically techies
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>>197982580
Invoker
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>>197982364
so queue as carry?
and no it doesnt, it would only really matter for the start of game / lanes. why would it stop you from transitioning into a carry as a support if you need to? and why would your team report you if you carried them?

this honestly just sounds like something a low mmr player brainlet would say. i've actually never seen a high mmr player who thinks role queue wouldn't objectively improve matchmaking. even arteezy has said he would gladly wait for 1 hour queues if it meant he gets a game where everyone gets to play what they want.

>g-go play league of legends shitter
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>>197982593
My record is 6 or 7 stacks on the dire medium pull camp, but by that point I was aggroing them at like 49 seconds
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>>197983348
role selection enforces the "ME CARRY, ME GET KILL" mentality, enabling retards to, by your system justifiably, flame you for daring to even attempts to get a last hit or securing a kill. If you think role selection is so wonderful, try league for a few hundred hours or so. See what happens if you try to get a carry item as a support or vice versa.

I'm unashamed to say, I've put a few hundred hours into lol, stacking with friends of mine that are quite literally too retarded to play dota properly, and I've seen the hell that role selection is. We don't want that nightmare in this game
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>federal budgets are patches for reality
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>>197983826
ive tried league, it sucks but not because of role queue/forced meta, because it's a worse game than dota

and no it really doesnt if you arent in the trenchest of trench mmrs, you SHOULD be letting the carry get last hits and giving him kills. no one would flame you for farming an empty lane as a support wtf
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>>197984437
I don't even understand what people mean by "forced meta". Is being able to do something automatically bad unless it's something the developer didn't balance the game around?
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is he right?

https://clips.twitch
.tv/BrainyFancyVelociraptorShadyLulu
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>>197984437
yes
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/Ah8nb9Ah-banned-for-playing-ascension-differently
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/FrILlWp7-14-day-ban-because-playing-nunu-support-with-smite-is-stealing-other-peoples-roles
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>>197984880
replied to the wrong post
>>197985336
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>>197927273
https://track3.mixtape.moe/hyvthz.webm
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>>197985336
So the developers are incompetent and blame the players for taking advantage of it.
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>>197985990
you haven't even seen that one roaming singed that gets monthly bans because he leaves lane
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>>197985990
it's also incompetent players

>>197984437
is this what you want? for solo supports to be reported for roaming? For roamers to be reported for staying in lane?
https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/J6eUm2lk-so-with-this-singed-support-guy-getting-banned-for-refusing-to-cooperate
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i miss when rankeds were chaotic shitstorm of picking all your teams heroes under 1 min and seeing obvious tryhards who waited for enemy to pick theirs
now its
>OGA BOGA LET ME LASTPICK SO I CAN PICK CANCER LIKE MEEPO/HUSKAR/BROOD etc AND WIN THE GAME
and its shit
rankeds were comfier back then
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How the fuck do you beat a good Arc Warden?
This thing can split push like mad and deals a shitload of damage even with his stupid clone. Fuck this hero.
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>>197986104
>>197985336
collateral damage as far as im concerned, if this means rare special case retards that play safelane carry techies every game get banned then so be it

people roam and swap lanes in league all the time btw, that singed gets reported for basically trolling every single game. who really cares about special snowflake faggots who dont want to play properly? LoL community are also way bigger babies than dota's so i doubt you would get reported if you win the game as right click carry CM
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>>197984880
They ban you for picking outside of the meta or playing an unintended role. They also balance the game around just a handful of characters being the most powerful. Being able to do something is a bannable offense if the developer didn't balance the game around it. Anything slightly unpredictable or creative puts you at risk, and not just in a match.
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>>197986424
shut him down early (not that difficult, his movement speed is HORRIBLE)
or pick heroes who can jump on him
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>>197954886
Riot's made LoL in such a way that it's plain uncomfortable to transition from LoL to Dota 2. Stuff like turn rates, which only feel awkward if you're used to playing similar games which don't have them. I don't think Riot's competent enough to have done this on purpose though.

>>197953304
Net gain overall man.
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>>197986501
for hating lol, you sure do sound like the asshole that started that thread
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>>197986589
how the fuck is that net gain? Witchcraft was fucking annoying as all hell
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>>197986424
Pick Lifestealer+Initiator. A good Arc Warden almost never shows his main hero on the map, but that's the fun
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>>197985926
I'm suprised that it's not futa
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>>197986424
the beast of all worlds
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>>197986501
>Wah wah mommy they're not playing the game the way I want to daddy Riot please ban them
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>>197986424
1. win mid
2. block his jungle camps

congratulations, you've beat Arc Warden

>>197986893
or this. this too
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>watch some divine 5 game
>rank 300 sf vs rank 1000 qop
>sf dumpsters qop so hard that he has 30 cs and 20 denies while qop has 5 cs and 3 levels less than him
holy shieet
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>>197986664
i dont see how dota would have the same problems that league does if valve were even to implement a position1-5 role queue or even something as simple as "support" or "core"

people who pick retarded shit and constantly lose their team lots of games are probably in and out of low priority as it is anyways. anyone who isnt a literal brainlet with low mmr should be able to see how it would improve the game outside of spewing anti league bullshit (btw league isnt the only multiplayer game with a role queue not sure if you knew that)

you'd probably be sucking valves dick if they added a role queue years ago before league did
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Are you ready for some ching chong tournament casted by Xyclopzz?
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>>197986501
That Singed is literally a roaming split pusher. a very viable role in dota.
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>>197987041
no, I'd fucking hate it. One of my favorite heroes is Underlord, he performs well in almost any role and with enough farm can be the main raidboss carry. However, he starts as a pos 3 offlaner. If I had to queue for a role, I'd be stuck stacking auras for my 1/17/5 SF because he queued for the pos 1 role
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>>197987110
theres no such thing as a "roaming split pusher" in dota dude...

people who pick support lycan and lose their tons of games probably go to low priority constantly too so how is it any different?
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>>197987041
Can you stop shitting up every thread with your role queue begging, thanks faggot
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>>197986962
I imagine the difference in mmr between them under old ranked would be around 2-3k
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>>197987359
pos4 prophet lul
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>>197986501
>reported for basically trolling every single game
That's because they define playing the game differently as trolling. It's just wordplay.
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hey d2g can you suggest item builds for brewmaster? is midas->radiance good or too greedy?
4k+ replies only please
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>>197987359
if there is no roaming split pusher what do you call Lycan, Arc Warden. What happens to AM if he's bullied out of lane? What if your Bara buys a meteor hammer? Nature's Prophet?

Face it dude. Dota is just way too dynamic to even suggest queueing for lanes or roles
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>hear about LoL having forced roles
>hahah LoLbabs BTFO cries the dotard
>teammate picks jungle LC
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE t. Dotard
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>>197987684
Jungle isn't a role or position.
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>>197987602
kinda greedy, but it depends on how thoroughly you fucked their safe lane carry. It all depends on what happens in lane really. Sometimes you need more sustain, sometimes you can just rush radiance after midas and blink

https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/brewmaster/guides
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>>197987602
Rush Ethereal Blade then go Dagon 5
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>>197980328
It's a meme. No really, and it has probably done a lot to hurt Dota's accessibility to potentially interested new players.
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>>197987345
no you wouldnt, you would build him the same way you would if you had a 1/17 sf in the current system. i didnt realize offlane had to be "aura carrier"
>>197987424
i shouldnt respond to brainlet arguments but im bored. if more high mmr / pro players become vocal about it, valve might actually add it and you guys will love it :)
>>197987670
i would call them position 1 carry heroes who start out in the safelane or mid lane. natures prophet is an core hero with global presence typically played in the offlane as a position 3, there are heroes with global presence in league too. do you think people get reported for using global spells and taking objectives or kills in league? do you think carries never farm the jungle or push other lanes when they can?
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>>197987852
no, but usually when someone picks a shitty jungler like LC it's because someone else takes core from them and they dont want to support. what about games with 2 people fighting for last hits mid, or one of them starts feeding? would dota be worse without that?
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>>197972557
>the absolute state of slavs
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>>197987684
Jungle was crippled in 7.00, then killed in 7.07. LC just doesn't jungle that well. The jungle should be for after laning or if you're bullied out of lane. Right now, the only good "junglers" are Brood, NP and maybe Wraith king, but you can farm your spook army off lane creeps just fine, and you can apply pressure to the offlaner much easier

>>197988050
Underlord's natural tankiness and abilities make him a good aura stacker. He doesn't need much because atrophy supplies damage, he can get AC for attack speed, pipe and crimson for defense, greaves to supplement his low mana, vlads to heal off his fuckhuge right click damage. He's just the example I used because of his versatility.

Offlaners are normally either anti-caries like brew or tanks like centaur, whom happen to also build aura items. Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection between tanky heroes and items that buff everyone but only if they're alive... Really get the noggin a joggin
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how did MDL manage to become a Major?
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>>197988481
that would still exist
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Do I want to watch SEA monkeys vs Peru casted by Xyclopz or chink dota casted by LD the jew?
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>be me terrorblade
>support leaves me against mirana and axe in lane
>wtf terror why aren't you farmed
hmmmm
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>>197987852
Yes it was, it was deleted recently thanks to reddit but jungle was a viable role not too long ago before 7.00
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>>197988989
you're a shit TB then
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>>197989134
>dude 1v2 early game with a farming carry lmao XDDD
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>>197989237
>being this bad
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>>197989237
You can't send your illusions into the jungle? You can't pull camps? You can't adjust your build?
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I AM ANGRY
WHY DOES VALVE CARE ABOUT REDDIT
THEY DO NOT REPRESENT WHAT DOTARDS WANT
80% OF THE PLAYERS ARE CHINKS AND RUSSIANS
NEITHER OF WHICH USE DOTA REDDIT
STOP KILLING DOTA2 BY LISTENING TO RETARDED REDDIT SUGGESTIONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tnc is actually losing to peruvians
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>>197988741
how
right now in dota if you piss off your team with retarded picks every single game you're going to get low priority frequently
in league the developers made it a report option
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>>197989320
>Helping bad dotards who will not adapt unless being told to
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>>197989369
TCN have the late and mid game, peruvians are fucked.
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>>197989320
>axe lane cuts
>can't contest because mirana 50 gorillion year stun and nukes
>literally forced behind tower so it dies
wooooow
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>>197989514

>>197989514

>>197989514

>>197989514
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>>197989320
not the same TB anon but youre retarded
>send your illusions into the jungle pull camps
illusions are useless early, you could use them to pull but in that 2v1 lane they would just contest it, wouldnt do shit
>adjust your build
what go drums? theres no fix for being underfarmed, you cant let your weak laner carry alone against a strong off
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LAST POST FOR LIMIT
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>>197989320
>implying any amount of build adjustment will help tb solo vs potm and axe in the laning phase
>implying the match isn't fucking fucked if your hard carry is slowly farming the nerfed jungle with no items from the early levels while the enemy offlane freefarms against an empty lane




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