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machine gun milf edition

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Upcoming Patch (OB65)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

>PTS (Play Test Server):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>lore shit
https://pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

Previous thread: >>201404132
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I want to hold hands with Maeve!
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>>201616737
how dare you stand in his place
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>>201616563
Maeve taking a nap on Vivian's big butt!
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Did the wiki guy die? It's been like 2 months since it was updated.
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And Smite
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>>201617246
well the game died as well
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I really like the design, but sometimes...
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>>201617246
Moji was updated but the cards format is still fucked be cause the wiki is fucking retarded.
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>>201617246
Same with the datamining guy
Oh no, wait, he just had a Smite datamining update, just not Paladins
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>2018
>he doesn't waifu Ash

anon...
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I guess even the bots don't want to play....
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Paladins more like PalaDEAD ahahahaa!
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>>201618759
Ash has a large penis.
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>invite some people with gold weapons into party
>when I enter the party in a queue they dont join the same game

hirez pls stop breaking everything
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>>201619925
Fernando makes me wish we could swap between emotes during the match. He just has so many great ones.
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>>201616563
So just started playing. Is Bomb King just easy or is it just that I'm playing with other newbies. Feels real easy to land stickies on players and just do a shit ton of damage.
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>>201620902
>NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

are you higher level?
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>>201620902
bomb king vs bots (until ur lvl 5 you're playing vs bots) is super easy and OP because bots don't really move
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>>201621003
>>201621072
Oh well now I feel retarded, carry on.
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Are the servers borked right now? I cant seem to get into a match and when I do it usually displays an error message about how someone didnt lock in a character.
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>>201622161
mines fucked too
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>>201622161
Nothing on the status page, but something is fucked up.
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>>201622161
yeah servers are fucked
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>>201622161
something has been fucked for awhile now. I kept getting input lag, shots not registering and getting random damage indicators without getting hit or my health being lowered
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When are we getting a GILF champ? Smite already has several.
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>>201622627
>gilf
>looks like a 16 year old
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If my love were to be measurable, it would extend far beyond the reaches of this universe.
I cannot stress enough just how much I cherish her. The words of some might upset me, but I know they are untrue. It is impossible for them to harm our love.
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>>201622795
stop posting in spoilers faggot
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Gives me Vivian build pls.
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We are stronger together!
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>>201623047
>those animu stares and almost touching hands
disgusting
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any update on where one could find full card stats?
You would think that with such a big game changing update updating wiki would be a priority
I mean seriously how could they forget this
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what an idiot
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this game needs a cute crimson haired young man that fights with sword and shield.
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>SHITE season 5 hasn't even started
>Reddit bullied an org out of it already
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
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>>201623047
>>201623542
>>201088438
>>201088523
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Who /bellona/ here?
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>>201624858
It only needs a proper loli.
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>>201625008
i said it before i'll say it again: both smite and paladins subreddits' regulars need to be gassed. The world would be a much, much better place with them gone.
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>>201625962
this
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>>201625008
It's not like Rival was runner up at worlds, but the players on team Rival. Rival (the org) doesn't deserve a free pass into the pro league for season 5 but r/smite is too dense to realize that and sacred off an org that would help the game grow.
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>>201625962
>>201626004
t. r/Paladongs cucks
r/SMITE chads are taking it to lo-rez while you fantasize about lore
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>>201626425
i avoid those two subreddits as much as I can because every time I glance at their front pages I feel like i'm suffering an aneurism
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>>201625962
>second place in SWC and fan favourites
>kick them for unknown org
lmfao kill yourself lowrez employee
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>>201626425
did you not read his post or have you been blinded by a runaway burgervan
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>>201626924
>not recognizing r/Paladongs and/or lo-rez falseflagging
baka
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>>201625440
SEETHING
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>>201627284
you call it falseflagging,i call it faggotry
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>>201625008
Nice hope that garbo scene dies desu
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>>201627831
here's hoping rival doesn't deal with hirez's shit anymore, and mythic still thinks it isn't worth getting into the game anymore
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hug the maeve
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>hehe me no care about freedom, progress, or other people, me just like cat and friends
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You guys are boring.
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This game is boring. OB66 when
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Your face is boring.
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is slug shot still good?
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>>201633472
>ash
>ever good
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>>201616563
vivian would be more likeable if I had a machine gun and not a rifle
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>>201633676
but someone on /palg/ said shes really good!
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>>201633676
the truth is that even with slug shot you suck with ash so you just say that she's bad
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>>201633703
Why would she be more likeable if you got a machine gun? She would still have a rifle.
You're not making any sense, anon.
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>>201629143
now go smaller
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>be Mattypocket
>be the boyfriend of lo-rez employee
>be the "friend" of a CSGO team
>try to muscle in to SPL including a secret recruiting scheme, replacing the org that made it to worlds
>your secret gets leaked your org throws a hissyfit and says its quitting
>lo-rez comes out and says your org was fired because it was recruiting players before lo-rez was allowing it
THE STATE
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>>201636158
why are the scenes for hi-rez games such jokes
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>not even SMITEposters can save /palg/
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DECAY
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>Get kicked from spl for another org
>That org leaves
>Get invited back
>Accept
lmao how beta can you be
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>>201620902
I think he's pretty hard overall. Its tough landing stickies on sanic flanks though he's a good dueler.
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>>201636158
Anatoliy was right all those years ago

Mattypocket was a shitbag, and he still is
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i don't understand, i can't understand. why does people in TDM just run in a straight line constantly towards snipers? i've already lost 6 matches, all of them lasted between 6 to 8 minutes. its fucking retarded and there is nothing i can do besides closing the game.
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>>201641296
just play bots. 150-200 gold for a 5-6 minute long game is the best deal you can get right now
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What the hell is this card system? Do I need to level my cards to stand a chance now? Is this game total shit?
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>>201641836
Cards Unbound
In Arcade mode, yes
Yes
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>>201641836
shit yes yes
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>>201641836
play bound. Cards are set to level 4
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>play battleground
>have +300 hp card for Nando
>find a +100% hp item
>you get 600 bonus from your card now
>enemy Nando has +600 hp card for Nando
>he finds a +100% hp item
>he gets 1200 bonus from his card now
how is BG not gonna be a shitshow in unbound, like what the fuck are they thinking
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>>201642041
>>201641972
>>201641949

Thanks faggots

I noticed they nerfed mah boy Drogoz. Why are hi-rez such retards about patches?
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>>201642170
Just make the +%HP bonus work off your base health without the +HP card counting.
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Is it just me or does the reset on Skye not always work
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>>201642986
I don't think there's anything in this game that always works properly.
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>>201642986
It resets on kills, not eliminations. Right?
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>>201643489
I'm retarded,

But hey, at least i got a legitimate reason to complain about ks'ing now
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Is it finally dead?
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>>201644269
Battlegrounds saved Paladins.

We're going to be back to 20k average players by february.
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So, they WILL ban Strix from Battegrounds right? He is clearly overpowered in that mode.
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>implementing new game mode before updating the wiki

WHY
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>>201644603
But we are getting Battlegrounds in March.
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>>201647409
Khan is also coming in March
Coincidence?
I think not
I really hope that huge harpoon launcher will be a cool ability and not just Hook 2.0
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>>201642986
I'm trying to figure out how Andro's punch works now. Apparently it doesn't do damage immediately but creates a tiny AoE after a delay?
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>>201647865
what's in his other hand?
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>>201648002
a gun
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>>201648002
Looks like a small SMG, or a large pistol
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>>201647865
>harpoon gun works like Grover's vine
>paired with his weapon, he becomes a dive character intended for getting up in peoples' faces
>high rate of fire means he'll mess people up at that distance
>tournaments ban assault grovers
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What if Khan's harpoon just pins people to the wall?
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>>201648421
so Impaler Arrow
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>>201648373
I have an idea for it. He looks fucking massive, right? What if he could harpoon people, and keep them on a leash? So they couldn't get, let's say, more than 15 feet away from him. Or it could be a simple root if we're creatively bankrupt
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>>201648421
>impaler arrow cancer 2.0
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>>201641474
i don't want to grind for gold, i already got like 600k, i want to play the game. how can people be so retarded they can't figure out how to play fucking team deathmatch (ITS LITERALLY KILL AND DON'T GET KILLED)

(one person kinda sorta excused themselves tho, saying they were an overwatch player testing the game and they are too used to always running to a chokepoint to die so these "extra routes" and "open areas" were new to them. it was pretty sad.)
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you get matched with people on your level
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>>201649346
what a funny joke, anon
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>>201648830
So you're suggesting that they should add something that literally takes all control of your character away from you?
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>>201649715
He probably meant restricted to a certain radius
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I HATE TEAM MATES
WHERE IS THE 1v1 mode
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>>201649346
>have like 80 hours
>start playing a week before the card change
>0 rankeds played, unlocked 5 heroes.
>majority of opponets have weird purple/gold/diamond borders around their avatars, written stuff like "VIP" or "Battle Born" under their nicknames, and all +7 level cards.

explain this to me
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>>201649924
That is still utter fucking cancer
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>>201650131
>gold frame
>indicative of anything
just git gud
t.gold v
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>>201650131
the game is shit
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>>201650385
Why do you keep coming here then?
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>>201650475
why not?
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>>201649715
I'm suggesting they add another hook, yes.
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I've made a mistake. I farmed 7k gold by playing TDM bot matches with Just Breathe Cassie. My eyes are on fire. I need a better champion for farming accolades
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Why is Drogoz putting his feet in my face while riding that funny cat mount
Who has foot fetish at Hirez
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>>201648830
a DoT with a cripple would be neat, that combo would give him nice peel ability if he's a tank without introducing another hook ability.
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>>201650689
What? Pics please
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>>201650618
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>>201651421
OF MYTHIC GAMES

HOW LONG UNTIL HIREZTACO GETS THE BOOT?
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>>201650289
>any frame
>indicative of anything
I met masters who were bottom of the barrel and plats who carried games
okay bronzies are really bad though
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>>201651636
he may or may not already have got it

he may or may not have been responsible for most of the failed attempts at "spicing things up", and this may or may not have been the last straw
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>>201651636
Explain further.
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>>201650804
Here you go.
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Apparently there is a double gold weekend?
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>>201652617
That's beautiful. Makes you wonder if they ever tested it
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>>201649029
>getting mad about losing tdm
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>>201653626
They probably did it on purpose.
I mean, it's the company that gave us Evie's pumpkin panties after all.
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>>201653996
From the producers of Evie's Pumpkin Panties™
DROGOZ CLOACA!
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I wanted to play tonight but apparently the servers are super fucked and giving people deserter for nothing?
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>>201654114
EU was okay, kinda laggy but nothing too big.
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>>201654114
Yes, a lot of people have reported that. I've also had my character Jeep walking in a random direction for 2-3 seconds after I release the keys I was holding to going that direction (tested in other games, only happened in paladins)
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>>201653728
>playing tdm
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>>201654651
I fucked up this on so many levels I'll just leave now
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>>201654651
Your character had a Jeep?
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>>201652382
Dramatis Personae:
>mattypocket, well-known streamer & "friend" of Mythic Gaming's founders
>HiRezTaco, mattypocket's gf & SMITE analyst
>Team Rivals, the org that made it to the SWC finals
>Mythic Gaming, CSGO org looking to break into SMITE
>reddit, more or less SMITE's official forum
>DMBrandon, streamer/troll

The Quick Rundown
>Hi-rez boot Rivals out of Season 5 SPL, lets Mythic in
>Hi-Rez says absolutely no negotiations can start before a certain date
>mattypocket sends PMs to numerous streamers, including Rivals guys who are now in limbo since their org is out of the league
>mattypocket and Rivals guys start negotiating before the contracts allow them to
>DMBrandon links mattypocket's recruitment message to the public
>reddit is butthurt about Rivals getting kicked, starts pointing fingers at mattypocket
>Hi-rez feels the burn and tells Mythic that 1) they're going to get fined $10k and 2) Hi-rez HAS to issue a statement about this but Mythic will still be in
>Mythic days they'll quit (blackmail?)
>Hi-rez says they're going to issue a statement even if they withdraw
>before the official Hi-rez statement is issued they post on reddit saying they've quit and didn't tell Hi-rez (but they did)
>Hi-rez statement comes out, it implies they kicked Mythic out instead
>Rivals is back in SPL now
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what part of a cosmetic controls the character's voice? I want demon seris but I don't want her voice.
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>>201655864
Uh, the voice pack.
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>>201655864
Voice pack, my dude.
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>>201656002
>>201656048
oh, I thought the voice packs was just for the announcer

im waiting to see if they back off or dejew the unbound stuff before finally buying a founders pack
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>>201655864
>this is your brain on cards unbound
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>>201655283
Almost as amazing as Paladins' facebook tournaments.
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>>201656113
This HAS to be ironic shitposting, right?
No one is REALLY this dumb, right?
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>>201656113
>im waiting to see if they back off or dejew the unbound stuff
They won't.
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>>201656113
lol
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random in a bot match
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>>201657216
Ah, the lovely bronze meta.
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>>201657216
I had a random level 15+ Cassie (no ranked frame) flame me for a good 5 minutes in a bot match for last picking Zhin when we "obviously needed a tank"
I've been discovering a whole new side of the community since OB64
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>>201657808
Silver I. The meta for people who can't aim.
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>>201658057
It's adorable when newbies think bot matches need anything more than not sucking.
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me like mav and frens
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>>201658057
what about if they want a quick win for quests but its not gonna be quick because there's no tank?
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>>201658593
If people need a quick win they should be playing TDM bots. Games don't last longer than 6 minutes
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>>201658593
Then the whiner should've gone tank. Because here's how it always goes down:
>someone instalocks flank/damage
>spams "tank" in lobby
>rages when no one picks tank
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>>201653728
i'm not mad about losing in tdm, i'm just baffled at this community and how it struggles to understand the most simple concepts in one of the most simple game modes in this genre in one of the most casual shooters in this genre.
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If i instalock support or someshit and you be a faggot and last second pick something which fucks our comp
u r a faggot
stop waiting last second to pick your shit you fuking bronze shit-eating retards
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always pick maeve
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>>201659364
>I'm a cuck who instalocks support build your comp around me reeeee
feck off m8
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>>201659756
>build your comp around me
you dont need to
just stop fucking picking last second you autistic faggots
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never pick maeve
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^ good post
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>>201659364
Honestly I wish we had role queues I used to play frontline because no one else would but now I get fed up at shitters and need to play a carry the problem is I always end up with no frontline so despite me being actually good as a carry I lose anyway because chances are the team comp is aids
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make full maeve teams in battlegrounds
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Evie call me stupid and step on my balls
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Reminder that Androxus is just an illusion created by Ying.
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>>201661174
>Tutorial is only for Viktor
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>>201661174
Is Andro the chad Ying wishes would ravish her?
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>>201661174
>tutorial
>canon
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the fucking noise the mojo jojo does when attacking is so annyoing
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>>201661990
>blep blep blep blep blep blep
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Buff drogoz. I want to go fast
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>>201662616
Can't, Flank mains will complain how they get 2 shot by a Fussillade Drog.
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>>201662806

Drogoz should be about going fast and landing fat rockets. The spit can go desu
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>>201658389
Yeah, but the thing is, his Cassie was 15+, 17 or 18, I can't remember exactly. I only remember that I was stumped that someone with a character this close to 20 could be this fucking stupid
>>201658593
You are kidding, right?
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Are 'Quests' even a thing in this game? I just started playing again on Monday, I've logged in daily after work and each time I see 'NEXT QUEST IN: and a timer for like 4-5 hours', and the timer goes down, I see it drop after every game, but the end of the timer is like 1 am for me, can't stay up for that when I have to work in the morning

The thing is, it's back to the timer of 4-5 hours each time I log in, but I have never ONCE actually gotten a quest. Do you have to be logged in when the timer expires? That can't be the case right? That would be waaaaaay too fucking retarded

Literally 0 daily quests received after playing daily for a week, and no 'special quests' either
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>>201665419
It's a beta.
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>>201665419
It sounds like you're retarded and didn't actually open the quest menu to see your quests. It says NEXT QUEST IN: xx hours no matter if you have a quest or not. It's just telling you when the reset is.
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>>201661174
>ying used to create ying clones for the tutorial
>now she creates androxus clones for some reason

Why?
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>>201665557
No, trust me I'm not that braindead. Ive opened it daily and there is never anything there. I just logged on, and there are 0 quests available. I have 0 completed, so I didn't finish any without noticing either. Just straight up, 0 quests given to me since I started playing 5 days ago
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>>201665968
You got HI-REZED.
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I want to fuck Ying. Everyone wants to fuck Ying.
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>>201666502
Ying's pussy is always soaking wet.
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>>201666502
I don't. I want to be fucked by Ying!
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Are you really going to start this again?
Why do you do it? Is nothing sacred to you?
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Everyone who has heard about Ying knows you don't even have to ask her for sexytime. You can just grab her by the pussy. She is always ready for penis. Doesn't matter who it belongs to.
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>indirect replying
Because she's not the best HiRez girl voiced by Christina Valenzuela.
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ying can satisfy 9 cocks at once
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>>201667634
That's what, 1.125 Yings?

>2 hands
>1 mouth
>1 vagina
>1 anus
>1 cleavage
>2 feet for foot fetishists
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>>201667901
also armpits
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>>201668070
Also forgot that she can fit two in her anus with how torn up it is, but im not sure if the guys would go for that because its kinda gay to cross swords.
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You are all truly depraved and evil beyond saving.
Reconsider the life decisions that led you to become such lowly individuals.
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>>201665419
Are you on console? They have quests disabled until next week.
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>>201668070
Don't forget about the back of her knee
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I want to see pixie's armpits
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>>201669226
Yeah I started on console instead bc I logged into pc and realized how much I'll have to grind (also to play with some console-only friends)

Why are they disabled? (it'd be helpful if this was mentioned ANYWHERE on the quest screen)
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I want to see Mamacita's armpits.
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>>201670405
Quests are buggy and any patch they do on console has to be verifyed by sony and microsoft so they can't hotfix it like with pc.
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>each champion now has 50% more HP
i fix paladins
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>>201670770
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>start game
>can't login

shit game, shit servers!
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>each champion now has 50% more damage
i fix paladins
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>each champion now has a I love Maeve shirt
I fix paladins
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>each champion now has 50% more move speed
i fix paladins
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>>201672197
even Maeve?
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>>201670519
that belly button is fucking gross
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>each champion now has 50% more cards to level
i fix paladins
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>>201672508
I want to kiss it.
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Is Lian the character that took the least damage from Cards Unbound?
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>>201672691
Inara. If anything, she only got buffs.
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>>201672383
Yes. Maeve has to love and respect herself. If she doesn't she might go back to selling her ''services'' to dirty men.
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>>201672927
Mostly because every other tank was nerfed.
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>>201672691
More or less, yeah.
Biggest hit for her was the CDR card, from 40% to 20%
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>>201672691
>what is support class?
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>>201674916
>can't heal as reliably or as consistently
>meanwhile Lian gets her +damage card back
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>>201675136
>can't heal as reliably or as consistently
who?
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>>201675358
All of them with cooldown reduction cards, obviously.
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>each female champion now wears a micro bikini
i fix paladins
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>>201675858
Seris got a huge buff and damba only 1s cd on gourd, your point is?
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>>201676030
you made it worse
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>everyone is a loli now
i fix paladins yes
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taking drawing requests

can be Paladins, SMITE, or Bot Smashers
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>>201677945
Maeve wearing nothing.
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>>201677945
catboy talus and catgirl maeve

do it
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>>201677945
Seris and Terminus Kiss with Fernando looking behind a tree.
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>>201677945
loli lian trying to hold her rifle
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Anyone remember that Ash with range hacks? I found this other one. She was shooting me from one end of Frog Isle to the other. I know pic related isn't very incriminating evidence, but it was the only pic I could take mid-game.
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>>201677945
human moji
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>>201677945
cute maeve wearing cute pajamas
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>>201677945
Bellona and Ash bullying Talus, SWK, and Hun Batz while it ain't me plays
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>>201678247
Here's the stats screen. If you guys want, you could take the time to watch the recap and see if I'm right in my assumptions.
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>>201677945
Draw Maeve sitting on top of the whale blimp from botsmashers

I will top ladder with blimp whales
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>>201677945
futa ash wearing a micro bikini
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>>201677945
Ying combing her hair and being cute.
Alternatively, getting help from her illusions to comb her hair and put on her ponytail.
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>>201677945
Bomb King bullying Maeve.
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>>201678526
>JoJo reference
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>>201625008
Wait what happened with Reddit?
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>>201678247
The one I played against was Shotii. I mentioned it to a streamer and he thought it might be with a lagswitch. Should be really fucking obvious from a spectate cause their projectiles never explode until they hit something.
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>>201655283
>>201626608
>>201625008
>>201626276

Whats a ORG?
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>>201677945
Moji wearing a police officer uniform, with her dragons both having Magnum, P.I. tier mustaches and sunglasses.
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>>201679229
An ORGanization that sponsors a pro vidya team.

>>201678869
See >>201655283, they publicized the leak about mattypocket and then Mythic blamed them for their withdrawal
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>>201679229
A guy with a shit ton of money who wants to exploit kids to make money off branding.

Some are wonderful, most are terrible.
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>>201679889
pls be a skin
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>>201680598
it won't be and you know it
though it would pair well with the Nando enforcer skin.
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>>201652617
>dragon feet
Better go buy Amazon prime
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>>201679889
oh my god
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>>201681059
>the dumb one is a loose cannon
>the one perpetually pissed at everything is a by-the-book hardass
>together, they fight crime.
fuck now i actually want it as a skin
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>>201668070
How has noone said thighs yet
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I have the flu and I'm currently throwing up and shitting at the same time. Please post dumb paladins related stuff to help me through these troubling times.
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>>201681695
Let Maeve eat anon's puke and shit!
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>>201681695
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>>201681695
Its only temporary, plus you'll lose weight. Try not to cry and get electrolytes via sips of salty soup.

Also Chinese Cassie's arm
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>>201681695
may I offer you a meev in these trying times?
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>>201681824
>>201682019
>>201682404
>>201682486
>>201682579
Thanks for your supportive words /palg/, currently I can't even take in water without it immediately being ejected from my body. Maybe I'll die before the game does.
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>>201682019
DELET THIS
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>>201682657
Take it a spoonful at a time. If you make it a minute without tossing it back up, take another sip. Same with water.
As much as your body denies it, it needs sustenance.
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>>201681695
I got food poisoning on the first day of the HiRez Expo and was hotel locked for a while because I ate an american burger. In hindsight its pretty hilarious.
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>>201682657
Don't think about a ice cold glass of your favorite soft drink and how refreshing it would feel like to give in and chug it.

t. did this after 20 hours, 30 shits and 3 pukes and immediately spewed but didn't really regret it.
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>>201682928
>poisonous Burger burger ruins anon's trip
Eyyyyy
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>>201682657
>I can't even take in water without it immediately being ejected from my body
osmosis is a thing my dude
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>>201682898
Strangely enough, no matter how much I take in my stomach goes apeshit and forces it into my colon and uh...it goes downhill from there. I haven't pissed in 3 days
>>201682928
I'm so sorry, fast food in America is the world's most risky gamble.
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>>201683331
That sounds like a legit medical emergency my dude.
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>>201682928
Where from? Because if it was a hotel burger you literally have to get those well-done otherwise you're taking unnecessary risks.
to be fair, anything made of ground meat should be well-done to completely cut out the risk of salmonella, since any bacteria would be present throughout the meat (as opposed to a steak, since the bacteria is all in an outer layer. That's why steak tartar is a thing that won't make you violently ill)
>>201683331
You might need an IV, anon. You could be dehydrated.
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>>201682928
>>201681695
I'm glad you two were posing at the same time, lol
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>>201683237
I've just been dry heaving and cramping at this point, I'm almost out of fucking toilet paper and there's around 4 feet of snow outside my house.
>>201683419
Apparently there's been a deadly flu outbreak and my state is in the very high infection chance zone.
>>201683505
I'm gonna try and hold out honestly, if I start feeling dizzy I'll probably try and get to the ER
>>201683565
This is honestly my favorite paladins related image, papa makoa is the best.
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>>201677945
Draw Nemesis wearing Ah Puch's Mask and Ah Puch wearing Nemesis' Mask.
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>>201683676
Buddy if you start feeling busy I think it'd be a bit too late at that point.
Just... check in at least? If you can make it.
I really hope you're not alone in the house, Anon. Though it sounds like you might be.
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>>201683505
Murphs that was in the mall connected to the hotel. It was my own fault, I fucking work in the industry and completely blanked on american standards not being as anal as my own country. My body also isn't exactly the strongest in general, so the burger plus travel made bad times. It was my own fault.

Big Chow Grill across from the place was the absolute shit though. Ate there for lunch most days and didn't need to eat till 10pm. Can't under cook in that setting if you tried woo woo woo
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>>201683676
>deadly flu outbreak
Was it Spanish Flu or what? Cause I get the flu like every year and it's never been that bad for me.
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>>201683935
>busy
wait what the fuck did I type
>>201684030
as much shit as I give McDonalds for their burgers, at least you know they're almost never undercooked.
a pity they're tasteless as fuck, though.
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>>201683935
I live with my parents, currently in community college, I've told them if they hear a loud thud just kinda call 911.
>>201684091
I don't know what the specific strand is but it has killed people.
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>We came before them and will cum again.
What did elf stripper mean by this?
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>>201682928
I am sorry about the tribulation you went through, anon, but I really dislike the picture you posted.
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>>201684308
I am actually legitimately concerned for you, Anon, and would prefer you visit a hospital. If nothing else, just to leave some toilet paper left in the house.
If you're in America, I know they'll gouge you an arm and a leg but it sounds like you need the IV cocktail since you can't keep anything down. Malnutrition isn't going to help you get better.
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>>201684719
I have pretty good health insurance so I'd be fine money wise, I mean what's the worst that could happen anyways, painful death via dehydration? Didn't know /palg/ was full of so many softies, this has honestly been my favorite generals on this board.
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why does everyone here bully ying? elves just want ot have fun
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>>201684128
I still get the occasional mcgangbang, when they make you want for the chicken you know its gonna be cooked.

Kind of upset I couldn't' figure out how to get to the waffle house, by the time I realized the hotel shuttle was free it wasn't an option. Tried to walk there but not exactly walker friendly/I'm from a place that has a fraction of the population of Atlanta. Fun trip though, so many smite players. Really nice guys but you can see their eyes glaze over when I mentioned I was primary a paladongs guy.

>>201684509
I think the last line is really funny and the edit just works out to well, mean no ill will.
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>>201685267
thats exactly what could happen. i can tell you from experience: You'll almost wish you were dead, it truly is an awful experience, don't fuck with health
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>>201685276
yingposter is too pure for ying
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>>201685276
Because she's an easy target.
>>201685404
I'll probably go tomorrow if I still can't keep anything down. I think I got like a teaspoon of water down so things are lookin up.
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>>201685267
Go to the hospital and get yourself checked out, we really can't afford to lose another person in this general, I miss Fernando-Poster

One of the good things about a game thats dying/in a weird place is that most of the trolls leave and mainly people intrested/worried about the game stay.
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>>201686051
My dying wish is that the ttk goes back to what it used to be
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has the double gold event started yet?
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>>201686167
It isn't worth it Anon, they will find another way to screw the game.
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>>201685276
I honestly don't understand why, she is adorable but you don't have to look far in any thread to see many people telling mean things about her. And the elf memery and everything behind it doesn't exactly help, which sounds to me like you're subtly trying to pull off.
In reality it's most likely to get a kick out of me. They know I get easily riled up if they go after my girl and it's easy (You)'s for them.

>>201685503
No such thing, our love is mutual and pure. If anything, she is too pure for me and for this world, but we love each other nonetheless because she is sweet like that.
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Healer Moji is not a meme.
She can just spam clouds all over the place before they expire for everyone to get healed up.
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>>201689808
Literally an AOE Jenos heal with a speed boost
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>>201689808
What best build?

You just run around farting and kill retards who stand in the fire?
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>>201689808
I like how creative Moji's legendaries are. They allow her to play as almost every class. All of them except tank.

I hope if (when) they add new legendaries, they give Moji a shield legendary that changes her channelled shield to an actual shield that allows her to act while protecting. Something like Ruckus' would be great.
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>>201689808
>level 1 toot
>still racked up 27k healing in onslaught
shit adds up, man.
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>>201689808
Only if you retard teammates get in the clouds.
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>>201689954
I use this for self-preserving and healing up.
Also I cancel scamper almost immediately after casting it to return back to the tank.
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>>201689808
Finally a loli support.
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>>201691052
Self heal is affected by the card that increases healing?
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>>201691052
Pretty similar to what I just tempted.

She is really fun but I can see most people not liking her. Only question I really want to know about is that is it ever to hold off on firing to build up them M2 stacks. Or just best to hold both buttons and not give a fuck since lolnomovementpenalty.

They'll buff her stats then add a move speed penalty to her M2, see it coming a moons distance away.
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>>201691245
Yeah It's just increased healing overall.

My Cozy card is at 60hp per second and Symbiotic at 30% increased healing. On the 2s duration of shield it heals 120, so I should have been healed up to 370. I got 406 since I have 30% increased healing from the 60hp, which makes it 78hp per 2s.
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>>201691719
same thing with the snack attack legendary, heals you more, I have it on 680 right now, lvl 1.

>>201691651
It takes me about 4.3 seconds to kill the bot Nando holding both buttons at the same time.
Letting them stack up and firing when full about 4.5 seconds.
However, the trick is to spit before you see the white star. When it's about to fill up, you have to spit and time it so it reaches them when the star is white.
Letting them stack up is a better choice for a more certain kill shot.
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Why do the other girls even bother trying to compete?
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>>201692340
Sounds about right.

They have to add a movespeed debuff to the M2. Its way to free for how much extra damage it applies for zero effort. Unless they want the Pyro gameplay.

I really like her, seems high skill in the best of ways. A working mans flank.
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>>201692340
>Letting them stack up and firing when full about 4.5 seconds.
Your timing is off, moji can burst down 5k hp in 4s
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>>201692940
Hmm, I see what I was doing wrong. I was starting with just burping instead of starting the attack by pressing both buttons from the beginning.

It reduced time to 4.2 or 4.0, give or take from my timing on my stopwatch.
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>>201692834
No, I think they'll just give her a cooldown or reload like Nando's flamethrower. Infinite burping is kinda retarded.
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Now that I see it, didn't the shooting range use to have a tower right on the middle?
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>>201693552
Yes it did and there was a bridge.
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>>201691052
Also, I think I could swap Harmonious for Fluffy. 100 HP seems a bit more useful than regaining a bit of HP if you're hit while on the shield.
Though if you're using shield, it's most likely because you're being attacked, and possibly low on HP, so the HP boost on there + the self-healing can be more useful.
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>>201693552
It was removed for being "unnecessary".
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>>201689808
why not just play grohk
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>>201696489
he can't kill shit
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>>201696489
Longer cooldown, less damage, totem can be destroyed.
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>>201696489
grohk isn't cute
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>>201696879
>less damage
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>>201697116
Yes? If Grohk does a healing build his damage is totally stunted, meanwhile Moji can heal and still keep decent damage.
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>>201697272
Why would you play healing grohk? Also healing grohk has cc immune does moji has that?
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>>201697454
>Why would you play healing Grohk
>Gives the one reason to play healing Grohk
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>>201697563
>ask for decent damage/bad healing number
>play healing grohk
really active my almond
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>>201697687
That's not what I'm saying at all though. Moji does decent damage AND decent healing with toot. Not saying Grohk is bad, he's a good secondary healer, I just think toot is really strong.
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Can anyone else not login?
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>>201697874
>worse damage than damage grohk
>worse healing than healing grohk
>worse survivability than grohk overall
>can't deny enemy of their out of combat combat healing
meh
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>>201698653
>No
>Debatable
>Debatable
>Yes
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>>201698940
You can get over 300k damage as grohk in long game anon, not many champ can do that.
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>>201698940
>worse survivability
>debatable
lol
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>>201655283
SHIT-rez have a very tiny E-squirts scene and they manage to fuck up this much topkeke but no worries fellow SHITE player just buy the chest and continues supporting SHIT-rez like nothing ever happen ROFL what a fucking joke the game is a fucking joke outside their retard leddit ciclejerk...topkuku hope the shit game dies or stay retard until it disappear
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>double gold isn't actually close to double gold
thanks jewrez
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>>201702223
>double gold
>1x2=2
Brilliant
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Does anyone here actually own the brimstone set for grohk? I'm at 43/52 on the diamond chest and wondering if I should risk it.
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>>201703593
Why are you even asking? You're going to try anyway.
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>>201703593
It's pretty much just a recolor, not worth it.
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I've not played very much since Cards Unbound, but is it the standard experience in a casual match to have one or two people across the 10 players be gods made flesh, unkillable, unstoppable juggernauts, wielding their rank 10 cards that make us lesser players simply die by being near them?
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>>201704414
yes
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Nah tho, most just have level 4s
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>>201703685
I haven't tried yet, probably gonna wait until i get the free diamond from the dailies and the twitch prime.
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>>201703882
What? Grohk Brimstone is not a recolor.
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anyone else keep getting "player disconnected" when you log in?
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>>201708143
servers are taking a shit right now
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>>201710167
Servers have had anon's food poisoning since after hrx, with frequent reboots
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hey, I'm thinking of switching over to paladins from overwatch, blizzard has gotten to greedy and too retarded trying to nerf characters to oblivion to try to remove them from the meta. anyone wants tell me what they like about this game? what does it to better or worse that OW? if I like it I'll just buy the founders pack desu, for 20$ it seems cheap af, and I think this game is gonna take off player wise with the new babby royale mode
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>>201710167
They should've updated their fucking status page then
I was this close to reinstalling the game
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>>201710801
You picked a bad time friend. Just download the game, it's light, shouldn't take long. Play a couple of games. Level beyond 5 since it's all bots down there. Play the game for a bit. Ask questions if you must, as cards might be slightly confusing.
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>25mb update
WHAT IS IT
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>>201710801
>greedy and too retarded trying to nerf characters to oblivion to try to remove them from the meta
It's the same here but at a lesser degree.
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Its pepto for the server, I hope
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>>201710801
i like the card system and characters, if you do play stick to classic siege and competitive.
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>>201710986
nobody knows
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>>201710986
more bugs
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>>201710801
Fuck off.
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>>201711472
wow rude
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>>201710801
If I could turn back time I would tell myself not to buy ANYTHING and just pick one main and enjoy the game before it's ruined irreparably
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>>201711574
why do you think that?
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>press D
>character goes right
>let go of D
>character keeps walking right
>mash D thinking it's the keyboard
>character keeps walking right
>open notepad
>D isn't being spelled
>go back to Paladins
>character still walking right
>mash D again
>no change
what????
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>>201711696
the next few months will determine the ultimate fate of the game
their only consistent team is the art department (although they couldn't fix flickering sprays for months now), but the rest of the game is a fucking mess of (gamebreaking i.e. deserter) bugs and terrible, terrible balancing, which they're only making worse with every new idea they come up with for cards unbound
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>>201711924
Same, I was having weird as fuck keyboard problems with paladins too.
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>>201712098
>(although they couldn't fix flickering sprays for months now)
Isn't that up to the programmers to fix?
Also the art team must've been working really hard to continue putting out content regularly while making the paladins battlegrounds map.
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Its a beta
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>>201712206
Well yeah it technically is. Gold "earned" is doubled, but not from accolades. HiRez is now abusing loopholes.
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>>201712208
fuck if I know, all I know is that sprays are flickering since they added directx11 support (and no, it doesn't matter if you have it on or not) and that was months ago
>>201712206
and shady shit like this doesn't help
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>>201712098
I hate how the dumb meme making fun of Holt has ended up with people actually praising the shitty art team desu.
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>>201712521
nobody at Hirez deserves any praise as far as I'm concerned, but their art team is at least consistent(ly mediocre with some rare displays of excellence)
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>>201712790
yes, they're the only part of lorez with some quality....even if that quality is nothing special at all. At least they're competent
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art team gave us the new boring lore. art team a shit
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maeve announcer pack when?
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pixie get hirez to add a maeve announcer pack please
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so to sum it up before I leave for work, they promised to slow down with adding new shit (only 1 new champion every 8 weeks in 2018, instead of 2 champs in 6 weeks) to polish the fucking game, start fixing bugs and add QoL things
so if they can do this, then the game has a chance at popularity
if they can't, then not even a battle royale mode will save the shitshow; casuals are fickle and will not play a buggy mess just because it has BR - there's PUBG for that
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>>201713269
yes, alyssa said ob66 will focus on polish and bug fixing
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>>201712473
When dx11 was introduced the default spray was invincible with no spray sound for a month. Didn't stop me tho.
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FUCKING RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>201714393
código?
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>>201714393
código?
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>>201714393
código?
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>>201712208
Don't know about pc but the default spray on ps4 didn't work for 3-4 patches.
>>201714393
uma
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>>201714393
Kanuupi play
Kanuupi lose
Kanuupi sad
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>>201715335
what does kanuupi mean?
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>>201715395
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>>201715395
TOIRA!
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>losing to bots
hahaha
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so hypothetically speaking...what's preventing me from picking a random champion and going afk in TDM bots to farm gold without playing?
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>>201717000
Game will kick you out for being afk so make a script.
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ice witch seems weak
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>>201677945
Your favourite characters from Paladins and Fernando, no matter if you like him or not, since he kinda looks like Drybear riding on bots from Bot Smashers. Or wearing Bot Smashers cosplays.
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>>201717067
so EAC can freak out?
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>>201715395
Anon said he will tell us, but only if the game dies.
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>>201717371
they decided to make ice block a joke. If you ice block and there's any competent players nearby you'll die before you can blink or soar away. Any champ that focused on mobility was gutted over time. Shitters can't aim at quick stuff.
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>>201717919
Ice Block should be reworked into Ice Armor, which would basically do the same thing except it would let you move
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Why are ultimate buffing legendaries still a thing?
I thought they wanted to rework those, but they keep adding them
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>>201718064
Well, bots already can. :^)
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>>201719281
>Jenos sliding as he ults
Hilarious.
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>>201719427
I still don't know where his stupid ult hitbox is whenever he starts sliding around.
Does it follow him and the visual part might as well not exist or what?
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>>201719717
Who the fuck knows? Personally I never get hit with it but it usually nets a double kill.
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Maeve and friends are so friendly.
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>>201717623
So why hasn't he told us?
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>>201721904
Because there are 35k players in game right now.
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>>201722238
TDM bots are pretty nice for farming gold after all. Now's the the perfect time to do it. I'm just watching stuff on one monitor and while walking around and emoting on the other. Not sure if it even counts as playing
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>>201722580
Who cares about you?
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>>201722238
3rd worlders aren't people so you could probably drop 30k from that
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>>201722978
>t-those don't count!
I dislike them as much as anyone else but c'mon now.
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>>201722238
Sure, but 1) That's just people playing on PC through Steam and 2) only like 5-10% of players spend any money on the game
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>>201715464
wheres her eyebrows
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>>201722978
>>201723258
So the game was never alive then. Good to know.
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>>201723568
happy to help
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What's "enable live video" and "use DX11" do in the settings?
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>>201723568
I'm saying that this game has
1. a Steam Hirez launcher for PC
2. a non-Steam Hirez launcher for PC
3. an Xbox launcher
4. a PS launcher
5. soon a Switch launcher even?
the player number on Steam means nothing.

But even if the game had, say, 10 million players, only 500k-1m would be paying customers, the rest would be freeloading
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I wish I had Maeve and Friends
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>>201723683
>enable live video
You can watch esport streams from menu when they are happening.
>use DX11
Enables DirectX11 driver.
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Maeve has no friends
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>>201723568
Is anything truly "alive"?
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>the player number on Steam means nothing.
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>the steam numbers mean nothing when they're constantly falling
>the steam numbers mean something when they're going up
hmmm
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>2017 May
>Hirez claims Paladins player count is 11 million
>Steamcharts shows 45k players
0.4% means nothing
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The only number that matters is this
*unzips elo*
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*notices elo* OwO what's this
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>X champ is bad
>turn out they are really good
>X team is bad, ez stomp
>they won that game
>ob64 will kill paladins
>gain more players
Why is /palg/ so cucked?
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*pomf*
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>>201725161
>>201725157
>>201725061
>>201724960
truly /platg/ is dead
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In the end, we truly were the mastermind behind Paladins Developement
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>Hirez claims Paladins player count is 11 million
>Why is /palg/ so cucked?
>Maeve has no friends
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>>201726428
That's a big bread.
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>>201726928
for you
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11 million is probably the total number of HiRez accounts, not people that have played Paladins.
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>>201727184
Of course, where do you think blizzard pull out the 30 mil players for OW?
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>>201727541
It's believable for OW desu
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>>201727184
no, cause then they'd just say paladins has over 20 million since they've done that for Smite like 2 years ago.
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>>201727725
>http://www.vgchartz.com/gamedb/?name=overwatch
Well, there could be a lot of people playing in gaming cafes without having to buy the game (is that possible though? i don't really know)
But i still doubt it actually ever reach 30 mil players desu
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>>201728865
OW doesnt have 30 mil concurrent players,it has sold 30 mil copies
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>>201729332
Yeah and half of those are smurfs. I know people in Silver/Gold and literal kids who have smurf OW accounts because they keep selling the game for 20-30 dollars.
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>>201729332
yeah, like when GTA 5 "sold" a 70 million copies. What they're actually counting is copies sold to stores, not accounts.

On the flip side it's so easy to make smurfs in Paladins that the numbers don't even matter (or sometimes an alt account because the game is a piece of shit)
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>>201729332
is that only counting sales to retailers?
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>>201729332
>sold 30 mil copies
lol no
Literally the best selling games of all time floats around that number and i doubt OW is one of them
Registered account, maybe but not sales
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over a year has passed, and Palatards still cant stop talking about Overwatch
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>>201730174
What's wrong with talking about overwatch?
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hmmm, so you can move freely in TDM while it's loading. I managed to walk all the way to the middle of Magistrate's archives before everyone loaded in
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>>201730451
is Hirez even capable of not fucking something up
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>>201719427
This should be added if you ult when F is active, would be so slick
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>servers hit a peak
>game goes to shit
I really hope they're planning on getting new infrastructure before palbg releases.
>>
pat the maeve
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Why is none of the game modes showing up
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>>201733096

Investigating - Automated services have detected a possible problem with #Paladins PC. We are investigating.
Jan 13, 13:13 EST
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>>201733273
Thanks anon
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>>201732890
lol they won't
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>>201732890
invest money in improving? Not happening
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>try to play Paladings
>queue
>xXEdgeboiiXx did not make a selection
>this person clearly did select someone
>kicked back to menu
>happens a good 5 times with different people in different lobbies
>finally get into a match
>servers outright die
Epic.
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>>201734246
there's a "possible" problem
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>DEGRADED PERFORMANCE
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why's the server have to take a piss on a weekend
fucking hell
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pixie post nudes
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>>201735426
they can't give away too much extra gold now can they ;^)
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I only have 60 hours in this game and I'm being quequed with masters and last game TWO grandmasters. I just want to have fun not tryhard every game.
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>>201735996
make a smurg :^)
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>>201735996
I was master in this game before ob64 (after which i stopped playing and got kicked out of master) and I'm constantly getting matched with bronze and unranked shitters.
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It's really amazing how broken this shit is.
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>servers up but can't log onto the game

ebin
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>>201616563
>game is fucked just before OWL starts
didn't know blizzard was in with Russian hackers.
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>>201736867
>game breaks
>close
>servers are """"operational"""" now
>try to launch game
>it flat out doesn't run
Just when you think HiRez can't get any worse, they one up your expectations.
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>pay russian hacker to ddos the servers
>thousands of accounts queueing up and dodging

Leave us alone blizzard! The game is bad enough without your meddling.
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>>201735848
not that they're giving much to begin with or the extra really being x2
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It's a beta.
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It's cool how anytime there's an event the servers completely shit themselves. It's really cool how this has been going on for almost 2 years now
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>>201738010
If only people would buy more DLC Erez could be new servers. Do it for the game and for yourself.
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>>201738010
gonna be hilarious watching everything get fucked up when they release their awful battlegrounds mode
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I want to try out competitive.

What should I know to not cause autistic fits from my teammates?
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>>201738730
honestly I'm surprised they didn't release it at least on the pts already. Giving themselves 2 months to work on it is showing a lot of restraint. It'll still be buggy as fuck but you know, at least they're trying.
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>>201739669
nothing
the game is in a laughable state, anyone who still gives enough of a fuck about it to get mad at his teammates does not deserve to be taken seriously
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>>201739669
ban cassie pick makoa
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>>201739669
Whatever you do, someone will always complain.
There will be games that are literally impossible to win because of your teammates.
Don't try to have fun, that's not allowed.
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>>201739669
the more frontlines the higher your ranked win%
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15 fps??? wtf is this??? I normally sit at 144 and all of the sudden it's a god damn slideshow.
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>>201739669
if you're in 1-3 position then pick for the team first, don't be a retard and pick a flank against a tanky composition, retreat/groupup/die when you have to, communicate your game plan if you have one, don't sperg out over mistakes you have no control over but do call out the mistake like a decent human. do all of this and you will maintain a 50%+ WR.
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>>201740797
It's a beta.
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Best Lex cards?
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I don't understand how Toot works. What do you do to leave the clouds around? Just walk around?
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>>201743462
you gotta scamper
You can cancel scamper with either mouse button, and it cools down in 3 seconds. So you can just shit out heal clouds every couple seconds.
I just got 11k healing that way in a 5-minute or so onslaught game (just behind the Seris who had something like 12k)
So it adds up.
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>>201739669
Pick Skye to make them have an aneurysm.
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>>201744006
*gets potg with DIME'S DICKIN*
Heh... too easy kiddo...
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>>201744006
>last to pick
>all team wants me to pick 2nd tank
>pick Kinessa
>team starts screeching and throwing insults at me
>pick Skye
>teammates are enraged
>telling me to fuck off back to casual
>1 second left I pick Inara
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proof you can actually walk around while the game is loading
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>>201746997
excellent
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>>201746997
Can you attack while the game is loading?
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So who the fuck do I tweet to tell them to fix the fuckin servers? I don't even know what anyone does besides holt.
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>>201747518
yes, you can shoot and even use your abilities. So far I haven't managed to fall off the map, but who knows, might happen eventually. Oh, and you can also self damage yourself if I got by the sound indication. I also assume it's why the ult charge is at 17% before the game has even started. I either got that much from walking around or people start with random ult charge
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>>201748283
>17%
opps, it's 14% xD
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>>201746997
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/paladins_gamepedia/1/18/Tyra_SP_Death_1.ogg
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Oh, nice! Potato servers are come back.
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>>201748493
the loading screen. You know, the one with the tips and the map as background? Once you load and there are other people still loading (also assuming you're not last) you can start doing whatever you want...you just can't see what you're doing because you're still looking at the loading screen. Just going based on sound you can tell if you've walked into a wall and if you get close to an enemy you can also hear them.This time Drogoz even yelled out "Enemies behind us" near the end so that's how I knew I was at their spawn
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>>201748418
Yeah it charges while the game loads, just like you can move as you said already
Quality game mode
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>still unable to connect to the server hours later

Good event.
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>>201749562
to be fair, it's not a problem with the game mode itself. You can walk around and shoot while it loads in all modes, but in every other mode you're restricted to your spawn. The only difference is that TDM doesn't prevent you from leaving the spawn
Basically, quality game
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well i was able to log in but it's probably all still fucked up
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>>201739669
At least one tank
One healer

If either of the two roles above are unfilled, fill them or you lose to a team that did. A second tank is preferable to a duplicate of any other role, actually ideal. Healer is second best dupe and flank is third. I'm seeing more 2 heal comps but with one dedicated healer and one off-damage (pip grover grohk). Doesn't matter what the rest are, but 2 flanks>2 dmg mott. Don't count on others to follow these guidelines consistently until plat and even then there are selfish tards in dia.
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>>201750540
It took several minutes to load properly the server data for me once it was supposedly operational.
Like the quests, they displayed fine but the rewards were missing. And the champions screen was completely blank. And the VIP store button doing absolutely nothing. And queueing didn't work at all.
You know, little stuff like that. Fix your messes, HiRez. Like geez.
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>>201616563
wht
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>>201751884

Thanks

now all I need is friends to play with
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>>201751903
Why is Hi Rez the only company that releases horrible, buggy messes like these? And why do we still keep playing their games even though they continue to spit in our faces like this?
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>>201754140

They're not the only company to do this.
It's free
There's no other FPS out that I haven't played to death
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>>201754140
Hi-Rez doesn't fix shit because people love to eat shit so they keep on playing through it all.
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>>201754140
At the very core, under all the rotten bark, there's a surprisingly fun game.
And their waifu game is on point, let's be honest.
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>>201754851
>And their waifu game is on point, let's be honest.
kill yourself
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>>201754996
Feel free to prove me wrong.
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A lot of the buginess is directly related to the servers being shit, and not necessarily bad code.
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>>201756013
my favorite part was when the server set a cooldown to 27 seconds right after the programmers worked really hard to set the radius to 27, why would the server do that to the poor programmers
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>>201756625
Well you're clearly retarded
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>>201756778

Don't bully. All anons can talk even dumb ones
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>>201756625
Remember when the server gave us that great 7th day? lol @ 6th dayfags
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mommy champ when
inara doesnt count
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>>201758253
never. As anon said, their waifu game is strong, but it's not diverse
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>>201758253
Seris is best mommy.
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>>201756013
pretty sure Grohk walking around at 0 hp and not taking damage isn't a server problem
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give maeve a hamburger, chicken nuggets, fries and a coke
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>>201760037
i'd give her my cums for breakfast
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>>201761229
Wasn't it like, 10k that was the cap? Just how long have you been playing, Anon?
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>>201758253
Inara counts but in a more Amazon mommy way
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>>201761229
Hey uhh stop hacking please? Hi-Rez told me no one would hit the cap so you must be cheating to get there, so please stop, okay?
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>>201761308
not much. TDM bots with Fusillade Drogoz so I always got top accolades. Roughly 230 gold per game, 5 minutes per game. so around 3 and half hours total
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>>201761675
but why
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when is this ghame going to get a captzure the fhlagg mode
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>>201762050
What did anon mean by this?
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>>201761865
I need the gold. I've got 5 champions missing and only 50k gold. I don't have faith in lorez so I expect them to nerf gold earnings soon so I'm trying to get as much gold as I can as fast as I can
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>>201762115
He probably means Randall Flagg
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>>201762259
I see. Still, that's a hell of a thing, to hit the gold limit in under four hours.
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>>201761229
buy a booster to increase your gold cap ;))))
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>>201763160
Yeah, bow imagine if the event actually gave double gold and not just performance gold

>>201763457
Give the jews money? I'll pass
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so i started playing this game today and the founders pack is cheap as fuck... should i pick it up? i really like this game more than OW which by now has tired me the fuck out. i see the player numbers are around 30k, do you lads think its worth it?
what can you use gold for besides heroes? or does gold become useless after you buy the founders pack?
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>>201765916
you shouldn't spend any money on this game, honestly you shouldn't have even started to play it.
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>>201765916
Gold is used to buy radiant chests, and that's about it at this point.
The cosmetics you could buy with gold are just retardedly overpriced.
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>>201766019
why? its really fun i mean i can get the money part if youre stingy but why the not play part? or are you just a troll/shill
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>>201766019
>Thinking newshits will know anything about how trash the state of the game is right now
lol
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>>201766059
Cosmetics are crystal-only now, even the shit recolors. I'm not sure when they snuck that in.
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>>201766870
They made recolors crystal only in OB63 and said something like "people weren't buy them often so there was no reason for them to be available for purchase with gold" 10/10 kikery
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>>201766532
*kills you with lvl 10 cards*
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Anyone on EU want to play some TDM? Add Vulenoy desu.
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>>201767138
No, they backed off in OB63 after reddit cried and left head/body cosmetics purchasable for gold but made weapons crystal-only. Then they made all cosmetics crystal-only.
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>>201766870
>>201767138
fucking wow
I wasn't even expecting that sort of kikery. I mean, of course no one was buying them! They were only a set and like, 23k.
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>>201765916
The founder's pack is a pretty good deal and worth it if you like the game.

A lot of the anons here have been very angry at Hi-rez for a lot of recent patches (namely Cards Unbound, a system that replaced the old card system, introduced P2W elements, simplified the customization and gutted a lot of champions).

The base game is fun, will probably still be fun, and there are no real alternatives to this type of game (because overwatch is fucking awful), so people who liked this sort of game are stuck here.
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>>201767378
No they only backed off of the rental items in chests, what's funny is with their announcement they didn't swear off of the idea entirely they just said they wouldn't do it with that patch.
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>Moji gets lvl 3 caut
>we lose
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>>201767649
They still have plenty of time to go to let the cards unbound shitstorm cool down.
They won't implement rentals until most everyone has forgotten how the game used to be.
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Superior general passing through >>201762994
pls help
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Where the fuck did my friend list go
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>>201749554
Unloaded player bots can also chat while their respective players haven't loaded
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>>201768921
why not just stay here
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>pressing G causes your character to fuck around with their weapon
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>>201771223
I wish I had a Grover version of Slowpoke so I could post it in honor of your post.
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>>201771223
Do you just not watch patch previews or read patch notes?
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>>201771223
It IS a "Inspect Weapon" button/
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>>201771223
cute comfy bunny
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>>201739669
pretend you're playing casual but say "gm smurf dw ))" after first picking skye
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>>201769267
Anyone had this problem? Can I get my friend list back?
I dont wanna search all of them again
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>>201771223
>forget about this feature
>accidentally press G while playing damba
>mfw
who's a good snake? you are
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>>201773194
It's a beta.
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>>201771223
I just started playing this game on Monday, and now I know. Thank you, blessed slowpoke anon.
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It's a 2 year old beta.
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>trying to play with a friend
>the game does not show anyone on the friends list
>restart
>the game shows my friend as "offline"

For fuck's sake!
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Your face is a 2 year old beta.
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I'm a beta 2 year old
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>>201765916
Make sure you stick to bound mode.
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Nice job, low-rez!
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Código?
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>>201778135
>not yet amigos
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>>201778268

Larga de ser retardado, incluso!
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>>201778135
UMA
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>>201778763

DELICIA
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maeve has friends
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>>201780047
cassie is balanced
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maeve steals from everyone and they hate her
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I plan to fap to Ying's butthole tonight.

Hoping for a reaction of anger from Yingfag and if he doesnt respond I might actually go away
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>>201764590
they may be jews but you're stingy as fuck anon if you'd actually waste so much time playing so many bot matches you hit the daily cap
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>>201765916
i bought the pack
im having alot of fun in deathmatch and onslaught
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^ look at this idiot
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>>201783080
>having fun in unbound
How many level 10 cards do you have?
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which champion have the most dps if they have a perfect aim?
asking for a friend haha
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>>201784776
Kinessa
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>>201784776
Androxus.
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>>201781804
Three and a half hours isn't exactly an insane amount of time
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>>201784482
>implying level 10 cards can beat being a fucking madman
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>>201785158
It can be if you have a life.
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so what is this ob64 stuff ive been hearing?
is game dying?
i just reinstalled today and new champions seem like great fun
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>>201786290
why are you shitposting in here then?
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>>201786290
more like if you don't.
if you dont even have 3 hours of free time in your day reconsider your *life* choices
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>>201786692
Because you bakas are funny sometimes and I like the game.
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>>201787268
I'm half-surprised someone hasn't made a Pip version of that.
But then I remember Splashbrush, Jalm, and the guy who drew this are like the only three guys who draw around here.
Wish this guy would sign his stuff, though.
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>>201784987
androxous is literally only balanced becasue headshot hitboxes are buggy as fuck
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>>201786603
paladins is now p2w bullshit and even if you ignore the p2w bullshit game modes, there are lots of new balance issues, ruining the very strong balance of previous patches

the game isn't dying, though, and according to hi-rez, is actually growing.
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>>201788881

Androxus kinda sucks
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>>201791518
you say that then he starts getting 1k crits on every shot
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>>201788881
headshots should just be removed
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everyone loves maeve
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yingposter hates maeve
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no one loves maeve
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I want to share a cup of hot choclate with Evie on a winters day
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>>201792346
she will freeze your
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>>201791428
>is now p2w bullshit except when it's not
Huh.
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>>201792621
I will melt her heart
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>>201787268
>>201787571

I gave it the old college try
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>>201786603
OB64 has been overblown, HiRez just did it in the worst way possible and the fire will be around for a while because of it But the game is playable enough and they already said they're going to be focused more the QoL shit since champ won't be released constantly anymore.

Bound/Competitive lacks any balls but its playable enough, Unbound is fun, I can admit it.

>>201765916
If you plan on playing long term founders pack is worth it if you enjoy the VGS system and want to experiment with all the champions.

Gold is just for radiant chests outside champs, just saving yourself time to play other champs at the end of the day. If you plan on playing long term its worth it but I wouldn't invest until you're sure. HiRez is HiRez. Its best to ignore hivemind opinion and make up your mind yourself. I enjoy it and am still having fun after 1k+ hours.
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lol
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>>201793319
You're a peach, Anon. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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give maeve a penis
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>>201793319
Based drawanon.
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give maeve some kfc
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so the no reply poster is the maeve autist?
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nah
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yes
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>he thinks its one person
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>he thinks i'm multiple people
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>implying we aren't the same person
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this is how real alpha males communicate
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So this is how palg stays alive
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WHERE'S THE TALUS LEWDS?
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its weird how close I've come to you all over all this time
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>>201795175

There's not enough good porn of this game 2bh
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Give paladins cosplay gf
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>Win 3 games of TDM
>WIN
How long does this quest last cause I'm gonna be here for a while.
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>>201795970
not very, if you've got people who have two brain cells to rub together. Especially since you can spawncamp and there's no respawn timers.
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>>201795970

I was able to do that quest through the bot match version of TDM. Dunno if that still works but figured I'd let you know just in case.
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Just started playing. Which characters should I buy first? After Seris of course
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maeve
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>>201796240
BK/Makoa
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>>201796240
BK, Cassie, Fernando and whatever gay flank you want.

Damba is good to but who am I kidding just play Seris, I do.
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>>201796240
wow I remember when I took this screenshot I was about 13 getting into my teenage years
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>>201797032
>tfw didn't start until old man
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>>201797335
i thought old men liked maeve
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maeve likes boys her own age or younger
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>>201787571
Lets brainstorm who should wear whose clothes next. I say pip in mistress seris
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>Makoa's rank 4 Shell card makes it so the duration is extended by 1 second
>because of HiRez being the master programers, it's bugged for it to LAST 1 second
FUCK YOU LOWREZ, I LOST A GAME BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT!
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>>201797535
Seris in Maeves outfit stretching it out causing a distressed Maeve.
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>>201797535
Evie in Moji's outfit.
It's still Moji-sized.
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>>201797535
moji
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>>201795175
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>>201797535
omg can I get more Evie in revealing outfits
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>>201797751
This is the best you're getting since the fujos haven't caught wind of him yet, I think.
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>>201797682
This but she's stuffed her broom handle up the dragons butt in order to fly it. Moji in oversized evie clothes is hanging on to the end of the broom.
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>>201798293
anon no
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>>201798648
anon yes
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>>201798293
Also the fun head is aheago loving it and angery head is blushing tsun
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hey, the wiki is still showing OB63 info but now the chests page is up to date. hi-rez has their priorities straight http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Treasure_Chests
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>when you lose a game but people on the other team FR you because of how hard you made it.
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>>201801579
hirez doesn't maintain the wiki
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>i have the mindset that everyone on my team's a bot every game
It shouldn't be like this
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>>201802262
but they are bots >60% of the time


Although tonight have been terrible, every game has just had really low skill players like the game is expecting me to solo carry every game. Its fucking bullshit. I'm tired of hand holding every single game.
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>>201802262
I think everyone's a bot because honestly cannot believe some people find it hard to shoot and move at the same time or heal someone right in front of them.
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>>201802805
You get to improve your skill then.
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strix is fun
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jesus fucking christ
what's wrong with the server now
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>>201797535
SERIS ON TALUS´S
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>>201797535
TALUS ON SERIS'S
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>>201797535
maeve wearing grover's
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>>201755397
no just end yourself FAGGOT please for the world betterment
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>>201807775
lmao stay mad nerd
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Can Evie's va make me a custom vocaroo
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>>201808528
Please don't.
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>>201808528
Please don't.
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>>201808528
I'd pay for that
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why is a tank allowed to have such high dps?
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>>201810408
that's not a funny joke
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>>201810509
>tank having 900dps is ok
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>>201810732
>OBSORB
>900 dps
What?
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>>201810732
barik is fucking dead.
Even ruckus has his place.
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>>201810946
>gun with hair trigger legendary at level 4 does 657dps
>turrets do 120dps each
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https://freezychanmmd.deviantart.com/art/SERIS-IS-GETTING-A-DANCE-EMOTE-725338189

why does hirez love seris so much
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>>201811253
>only if you shoot them point blank
>only if they are standing still
lmao
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>>201810408
Because lorez want all their champions to be popular choices and as a result they've started bluring the lines between classes more and more until we got to the point we can barely tell apart flanks from damage champions and it's affecting tanks and supports
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>>201812483
make waifu tank. no ash is not waifu material
tank now popular
problem solved
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>>201811253
>Shit spread
>Shit range
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>>201812172
>sullying my lovely Seris with a shitty gypsy dance emote
Please no, I already have to deal with gypsies everyday, couldn't it have been ballet or some meme dance?
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How busy is your day to not be able to find 3-4 hours to do whatever you want? Are you busy for 20+ hours a day?
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>>201812683
That's too tasteful for lorez
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>>201812683
>expect anything different for seris
lmao
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>>201812483
>flanks are cancer
>removed cancer
based
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>>201813126
how are flanks cancer?
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>>201813314
*press my get out of jail free card button
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>>201813487
Only two flanks have that, zhin and talus.
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>>201814474
and half the time Talus just gets cucked. Right when you see him go all out and about to kill someone he teleports back to safety I know a good Talus doesn't do that, but it's still funny
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>>201811253
not only what people said before, but also you are sacrificing defense and utility to boost your damage. barik is the worst and fulfilling his intended role already. he is balanced.
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>>201815821
I think you mean everyone fighting talus gets cucked out of their kill
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>>201814474
>what is reversal reset dash
>what is ice block and wormhole
And Maeve used to heal for 820 and cleanse caut. Glad they were cucked.
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>>201816194
don't know. I always avoid fighting him so I only see him fighting someone else on the side
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where is maeve's dance emote hirez
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>still no datamining since nov 12
should I be worried
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>>201816364
How about you help them, fag?
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>>201816865
https://twitter com/SmiteDatamining/status/950059968526512128
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>>201816293
>ice block
>not a death trap
pick one
>reversal resets dash
>40%
pick one
>Maeve cucked
i'm glad too
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>>201816980
I was talking about flank before they were cucked.
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>>201816962
>this was a week ago
should I be worried
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>>201816293
>maeve used to
>past tense
lol
>reversal reserve
You can dodge the reversal, not shoot into it which works if he isn't going godslayer, you can hook out him out of reversal and stun from behind
>ice block
Oh yeah the thing that keeps her stationary, easy to know when it ends and only heals if she goes the healing legendary.
>wormhole
Oh yeah the thing with little range, that's easy to predict and only heals if you build for it but caut fucks that so why even
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>>201817045
Oh alright my bad
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>>201817045
Why even bring up hating flanks because get out of jail free cards when they don't have it anymore?
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>>201817083
So unless flanks miss their big reversal or don't know how end ice block early there's no counter play beside OP makoa? Great.
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>>201813314
>how are flanks cancer?
>how is a champion type that boasts the most mobility, comparable damage to actual Damage champs and some form of sustain or escape cancer?
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>>201817229
>there's no counter play to flanks if I'm a shitter
lmao
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>>201817401
t. bronzie
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Moji is supposed to be a flank and all she has is a shitty sprint. This is what Hirez wants flanks to be.
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>>201818057
I thought she was damage
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>>201817678
>flank are not bullshit if they are retarded
thanks sherlock
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>>201818219
>flanks are only bullshit if I'm retarded
ftfy
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Might as well delete the flank category altogether and migrate the poor fuckers into damage
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>>201818057
yes, and that's not much different from any movement abilities damage champions have
>>201818148
and she can also heal

Just like Vivian walking around with a shield Moji can heal further proving my point of them blurring the line between classes
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>>201818334
I wouldn't mind if they removed classes altogether
I mean, I like having them, but Hirez is obviously incapable of balancing them
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>>201818286
post guru
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where is wojack poster
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>>201818486
>guy who can't deal with flanks wants people to post guru
You first
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>>201818516
his mom took away his phone
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>>201818519
>no guru
figure
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>>201818642
wheres yours?
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>>201818642
I don't see yours
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>>201818454
so let's recap: they can't balance separate classes, they always buff too far, the nerfs rarely make sense, they can't think of new champions that aren't summed up with "hold this button"......how far do we let their incompetence go?
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I wan to fuck________ Evie
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>>201818806
>>201818837
>still no guru
classic /palg/
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Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/ZzLTDRtAXJY
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>>201818994
>bring up guru
>refuse to post your own
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>>201818915
If the Valentine's Ying skin is some generic pink/purple crap with hearts on it, I'm out
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>>201818994
Still not seeing yours
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>>201818994
I wouldn't link guru because I like being an anon, but I also wouldn't claim to be a master. I'm a 2k elo, gold 1 pleb and I know it. I could probably go Platinum, but I just don't have the motivation to play ranked. Especially after I dropped to Gold 5 because I haven't been playing rank

>>201819070
well, when the art department actually put some effort they can knock it out of the park and at worst they're usually mediocre so I have hope for good skins. Not that I'm going to buy them, but I do believe they can make good ones
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>>201819062
>>201819129
http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/SWhite34/casual
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>>201819430
>most played
>Lex
there's a special place in hell for you
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>>201819593
get fucked
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>>201819430
>casual
Didn't even open the link
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Why do you guys fight so much?
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>>201819430
>most played champs are the most braindead ones
lol
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>>201819910
Game's dead, nothing to talk about
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>>201819948
>I hate going fast
i don't expect anything from /palg/ anyway
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>>201819284
This should be Ying's Valentine set, nothing else is acceptable
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>>201820045
>doesn't even play any fast champs
what did he mean by this?
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when are we gonna get a map that didn't consist of recycled assets from previous maps
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>>201819761
oh please, I wouldn't pride myself with my achievements if Lex and Jenos are my most played

>>201820120
again, too tasteful for lorez.
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>>201820134
name a faster champ than speed stacking lex
>>201820189
still no guru
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>>201820272
umm, wrong anon. I'm the gold one
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>>201820301
i'm sorry for your loss
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>>201820337
I'd rather stay gold than use Lex or have Jenos or Lian in my most played champions
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>>201820504
I play Lian exclusively since OB64
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>>201820504
Here's a gm champ pool, it will make you feel better about your lack of aim.
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>>201625440
You know that people believe that only for shitpost purpose right?
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>>201820781
>lack of aim
nice meme. There's a difference between not being able to aim and not wanting to use champions that are retarded and have boring mechanics
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>>201820781
>Viktor is most played Damage champ
What? It can't be because of Shrapnel.
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>the people that hate flanks play the most boring and straight forward champs
Realy makes u think
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>>201821165
>Flanks mains hate flanks
Boggles the mind.
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>>201820971
Is that why you're in gold anon?
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>>201816865
>>201816962
honestly this is the kind of shits thats been killing the game. no one gets hyped about anything because most of the playerbase is addicted to getting everything spoiled for themselves a month early (and then blame hi-rez for things being "boring and uninteresting", fucking idiots).
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>>201821959
>Community tries to fix it before even seeing it
>HiRez "fixes" it
>Everything now is in a worse state.
BRILLIANT
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>>201821394
hah, if I wanted to I could go higher, but I have no desire to play rank. True, I don't know how much higher, but looking at your ranked stats.....mine aren't that different in terms of damage and k/d/a and I'm a tank main

>>201821959
I don't follow the datamining and I still find the recent champions boring. What now?
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>>201822025
more like infant mouse ha!
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>>201821959
cards unbound wasn't datamined and it was the single biggest blow to the game's health
what now
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>>201821959
lmao @ this drone
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Datamining can actually built insane hype, if the datamined content is good.
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>>201797889
>implying that artist isn't a fujo
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>>201822037
you mean people just talking about new skins and shit and then losing any and all interest in them and people panicking over misread descriptions and people getting upset and dissapointed that their expectation weren't met (memer when people were rioting because maeve wasn't a catgirl? i member)

the community is literally a danger to itself, its like those retarded children who you need ot keep an eye on at all times or they'll shit themselves and then set themselves on fire

>>201822074
no one is forcing you to keep on playing
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havent played since vivian was released - redpill me on "moji"
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>The updates are shit because people know stuff about them before they happen
lol
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>>201822570
Pyro with a flaregun. Can shoot both. Also a shield. Ult is Majin Buu.
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>>201822370
cards unbound was datamined tho

>>201822382
you can't shield your ego with that sentence forever anon, the community IS that retarded and you know it, and if you are one of them you've gotta own it
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>>201822568
so I should quit because hirez makes champions I find uninteresting?
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>>201820182
I want new map to be a battlefield with mortar hazards coluseum with spectators or something with a lot of water park sides
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>>201822568
>>201822687
lmao @ this drone
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>>201822717
Yes
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>>201822661
i didn't say that though? I said that the reason why there is such a little amount of hype in both smite and paladins is because the community activelly undermines the surprise because its addicted to datamining like a junkie is addicted to heroin, and then blame the devs for the bad aftereffects. i've even seen people think the spic dataminer is and I quote "caring and looking out for" them, text book addict shit right there.
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>>201822687
no it wasn't, everyone lost their shit when it was shown at the patch reveal show, because nobody expected this tier of idiocy
t. someone who used to check smite/paladins datamining every week
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I don't play since Vivian was launched, did they nerf her?
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>>201822717
Describe an interesting champion anon.
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>>201822840
There's already a screenshot of 0/20 card weeks before it was announced.
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The game just randomly gave me 200 crystals. Why?
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>>201822687
>cards unbound was datamined tho
No, it wasn't
Hell i even remember posting here about how ob64 will be boring as shit because there's just a few skin that got datamined
If only i knew...
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>hype
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>>201822937
>This idiot doesn't know what datamining is
lol
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Yeah, no one really understood the full scope of it until the patch preview. I literally tuned in ten minutes before ESSENCE REMOVED and chat cheers
Then they described the card levels and chat instantly spams P2W
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>>201822937
No you fucking retard, there was a bug on the OB63 PTS with loadout points going up to 20 points instead of capping at 12, that is not datamining
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>>201822937
That's after the patch preview mang
Literally no one here knows about cards unbound before the ob64 patch preview
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>>201823039
I'm not him and this is still a spoiler, same shit he was talking about.
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>edmund mcmillen posting in /palg/
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>>201823112
Nah it was a slip from hirez during ob62 or 63, way before the ob64 preview.
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>>201823129
Was for >>201823015
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>>201822915
a champion like Drogoz, Fernando or Ash. their abilities allow you to use them in different ways and have a lot of counter play. It's also why I like Evie. On the flip side you have one note champions that are designed to shoot as their main focus. Champions like Lex, Vivian and Jenos have skills that help do more damage or confirm shots easier which doesn't create situations different from "fire your weapon".

On the bright side Moji seems like she could be interesting depending on what LC you use if the "hold LMB and RMB" aspect about her changes

What I enjoy are champions that can dodge, block or counter abilities because they create more varied situations and more creative gameplay. Yes, I could walk through the doorway on Magistrate's Archives, but I could use Cassie's roll to jump from the railing and land next to the stairs near the enemy base and thus avoiding possible damage or I could use Willo or Drogoz to jump over the trees on Stone Keep. What I find interesting is being able to use abilities in a non-straightforward way
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>>201822915
mal damba
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>>201824515
>the only way to counter old ash is to body block and eat that 800 damage
>nu ash get more damage and more range so you can land shots easier
Sub 2k?
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>>201825338
They nerfed her damage and having to run a specific leggo just to get slightly more range, shot speed, and slightly more damage is shit. They have nerfed like everything about Ash and you're still complaining Ash is incredibly strong.
The only reason people run Slug Shot is because all her other legendaries are ass, and Slug Shot got nerfed too, and she loses out on AoE ability which is a double edged sword.
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>>201825502
Idc, it's still help do more damage or confirm shots easier which doesn't create situations different from "fire your weapon". And she has been top pick/ban in high elo ever since ob64
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>>201824515
Thank god you aren't in charge of champion design, otherwise the game would go to shit with mobility creep.
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>>201825639
>And she has been top pick/ban in high elo ever since ob64
Who the fuck bans Ash, seriously? I think I've seen this maybe once. The only reason she's a "top pick" is also because every single FL got nerfed except maybe Torvald, I can't remember. And I think most people just can't play him.
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>>201825747
Goldie needs to open their eyes more then.
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Where the new bread?
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>>201825678
and now we have damage creep instead. At least mobility is easier to manage as long as you have a specific set of rules that dictate the limitations of those abilities
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>>201819430
>3k elo in casual
>d4 in ranked
whats going on
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>>201826712
Decayed, play rank is literally a baby sitting job.
>play comp game so won't decay to plat
>babysit jenos from master buck
>soften up bk and drogoz so skye can actually kill them
>caut Inara to help tanks
>tanks don't contest the point so they get a push for free
So glad they picked double blasters on quarry.
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Please let me die
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ok
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>>201826214
>>201826214
whoever made the thread didn't link it for some reason
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>>201829515
He thinks people actually use /vg/ catalog or what?




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