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Trying Times Edition
Previous Thread >>201620437

>Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>If you can't improve the thread you should improve yourself
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
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Natsuki!
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first for tf2 engineer
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Man, last thread was really fast.
Let’s keep it up, guys!
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>>201630489
I love her too
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Follow the rules.
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>>201630265
Anon...
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>>201630379
Vote has ended! See results here! /ddlcg/ PES BTW
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18QBGN890IV1F0wZMJwO6L22FhQR9iUaPL95sorUGf5Q
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>Your doki
>The quantity of grasses, closers and/or forb you donated to Sheepyori today
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>>201630560
>sonicposter doesn't give a shit
good on you lad
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>>201630379
starting off with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoUo6CDjqY
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Is this the real thread? There's like 3 or 4 up right now.
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Natsukifriends where you at?
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>>201630489
I love her too.
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>>201630787
Here as always, anon
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I want to live but feel like dying and it makes studying harder
Anyone know these feels?
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>>201630786
yeah you can tell by the daily reminder of sayori loving you
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>>201630695
>>201630265
>Yuri will never condition you to associate specific scents with her, until the smell of lavender makes you unbearably horny
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just be good
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>>201630489
I will do something productive today for this doki
Not exercise I'm still reeling from the 5am run. I will think of something.
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Daily reminder that Monika loves you
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http://www.strawpoll.me/14820622/
Reminder to vote if you want to! It helps us be more sure of what steps to take next!
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>>201630872
I feel you anon, ive got a paper next week and im completely unmotivated to even show up
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>>201630379
>pointless bitching and moaning over identities
>vocal minority shitposting brazenly
>3 new threads
OP must be onto something, cuz we're starting to reach /feg/ levels of awful lads
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Catsuki!
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>>201630872
Yeah, I get that feeling. I want to jump out of my window so badly but I'm scared of feeling pain.
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>>201630994
How about vote with the report button when avatarfags break the rules by using avatars?
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>>201630994
>gets banned anyways
>BUT THE STRAWPOLL
looking forward for this
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>>201630973
Fuck off already jesus christ
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Hello again, everyone! Apologies for the lateness last time, hopefully this one isn't too far behind!
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "danger"~!
Alternatives are 'drug' and 'obedience'.

As always, if anyone would like to write a poem, please consider using the above word or one of the two alternatives to write something! It's just a suggestion though and doesn't need to be followed exactly, but it would be pretty neat if you participated!
Each word can be interpreted however you want and everyone is more than welcome to join in! In fact, the more the merrier!
I'm looking forward to reading your poems and don't forget to participate in the festival!
Have fun, everyone!

I'm really surprised so many people were willing to join in last thread despite being so late! Thanks to all of you!
Monika!
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>>201630780
Well to be fair it IS still a DDLC image

Lucky for him Sonic is so meme-able

>pic related
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>>201630956
Do not tempt me with your sexy aromatherapy, 6th day nofap going strong but this idea is way too unf~.
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Post some comfy tunes fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixlm3Tx4lFE

Minus all this avatar crap. I hope you guys are doing ok and Im sorry for all that have to deal with this shit who just wanted something comfy at the end of the day. Much love lads
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I wonder if things wouldve been different if Doki Quest was able to finish...
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>>201630956
Anon please I'm trying to focus on my waifu simulator
Also, what the fuck
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>>201631036
Don't even make me consider that idea
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP_9TV6uf_Y
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>>201630973
at this point even seeing your posts fuels the little flame of hope inside me skrelok. i love you. no homo. because i know you don't like that stuff.
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reminder that the people posting about how the pro-avatarfags are coordinating their "posts" in a discord channel are, in fact, coordinating their own anti-avatarfag posts on their own discord channel

this is an freudian slip related to knowing something that others don't
ignore these sad, bitter, frustrated losers
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>>201631219
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>>201631343
this.
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eHc6t1KDM8

I posted this last thread, but oh well.

I want to fucking die, holy shit. There's no reason for me not to kill myself right now.
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>>201631343
Can I join the discord? I just wanna see how everyone is doing
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>>201630973
every little helps
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>>201630865
I wish other artists would use each doki's unique handwriting when they add mono-/dialogue to their pictures
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>>201631343
Which one?
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>>201631425
No offense mate, but I think we should take that another day. You may never know who's lurking right now.
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Huh, guess multiple threads went up. Let's start this thread right, hopefully!
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>>201631343
i really don't give a shit if they rig a shitty poll or falseflag, if they keep breaking the rules and being obnoxious they will get reports falling over them, i don't know how that is so hard to understand for them, jesus, they have a fucking discord channel, why just don't fucking stay there?
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>>201631165
>ywn cum handsfree from Yuri's scent
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>>201631343
Well, i can say for sure that i'm not, i don't know how many of us are here shitposting, but i just started to speak about this here after i saw a janitor actually banning a avatarfag.
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>>201631412
That's a great song anon
>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxyg3sP03Cs
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Squadfam doxxed Teach.

Remember that.
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Hey guys, I'm not a regular here. Hell, I've not even downloaded the game, but there's something that I feel like I should mention to you guys. For reasons not worth getting in to, I started reading some of Monika's monologues and I've noticed that there's a guy (well, tranny) that I know who's in love with me who talks just like Monika. Should I do anything with that information? Is it cause for concern?
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>>201631382
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I know I shouldn't but I'm going to repost my own poem, just because I feel now is a better time to have it here.

The Fate of Intent

As I stride across the moonlit stones
Bulging out from deep within the shore
The sea cries out in repeating tones
Its song distracts me, my legs are sore
At the cliff's bottom lie many bones

There lingers a chance, but I won't fall

A lighthouse rises before me like a promise
Towards it, further north
Its light calling me forth
The vision is true and honest

I almost caught onto the handle
Of a crimson door to ascendance
Inevitably goes out my candle
Life ended with a splash
The vision was false
Uncautious
Gone
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>>201631558
Nah, he didn't. Teach didn't get doxxed.
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>>201631515
i want to inject pot with the doki's.
all of them.
i want to do so much weed with them.
together as a group.
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>>201631036
Is this a challenge~?
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>>201631412
Nothing wrong with posting it again. Its a good song

Whats wrong anyway man? Care to talk about it?
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvQSzz-0ksE
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>>201631412
Nah, you just want attention, stop acting like a spoiled child, grow up.
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Holy shit gone for a few days and all this fucking craziness.
What did teacher anon do? He always seemed like a chill guy to me. Going to miss him.
He did a good thing, giving critique on poems and such. Sad to see how he got a power trip or something.

If anyone is around in ~1 week or so I will join back. Just need to weather the storm I guess.
However, I will still keep practicing my poetry. I never expected writing it would be so fun.
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>>201631582
join the discord channel and ask there, there are specialists on that field faggotry in there
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>>201631631
I've complained about this a lot, but I'm just so tired of everything I love turning to dust before my eyes.

Be honest, do you think this place will get better?
Please say yes.
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akI9ER7JgcA
>>201631525
>pic related
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>>201631582
Do you have any feelings for him/her?
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>>201631589
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>>201630519
>>201630787
Precious natsuki!
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anyone got pig monika
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>>201631739
In one word :avatar
Broke rule 13
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>>201631767
Nah, but I'd bang him. Truth be told, he's not good for much else.
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>>201631598
Not in the literal sense of the term.
What did happen was that he gave his IP to Squadfam who then blindly posted it without removing identifying information.
After realizing his mistake once people called him out for it, he deleted the post and then started claiming it wasn't a real IP.
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>>201631753
it will as along attention whores stop being attention whores or leave and no one talks about this issue anymore
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I think GodHand anon got banned
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pVz6nJpEc&t=514s
Still listening to this gem
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>>201631739
Not a lot, just the usual weekend firestorm kicking off early.
What're you writing? I like to ctrl+f pastebin at the end of every thread and we're a little lacking lately. I'm 6K words into something myself.
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>>201631739
Broke the rules constantly and was an asshole about it.
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>>201631618
I want to be a nohrian and rape Oboro until she likes it
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>>201631272
>if
But he was able to.
It's still a bit of a mystery to me how he gave up after seeing, like, three shitposts (which might as well have all been made by a samefag, for all we know).
If he kept doing his thing, the shitposters would have remained powerless, and we probably wouldn't be where we are right now.
So remember: if you actually care about this place, don't give up on it.
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>>201631753
Its just a little off track at the moment. This will be forgotten about soon so dont worry lad everyone will be chilled out again and back to comfy posts
>>201631871
I should listen to these guys more
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>>201631773
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>>201631865
Good
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>>201631845
I unironically do actually know who you are and you've always made me giggle with your anti-avatarfag avatarfagging.
I hate avatars, but if I was forced to choose I probably would actually choose you.
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5DWNMnTdPY
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>>201631871
>>201631671
This here. It's called good taste.
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>>201631865
Yeah, he would've posted any dumb thing by now already...
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>>201631239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCR_j6RK0E
Pretty comfy in my book at least.
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Anons, how can I make studying thermodynamics interesting?
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>>201631739
He avatarfagged to the extreme and broke rule 13. When people asking him to stop (not just today but for the last couple weeks) he taunted them and dared people to report him. Shocker, people did and he got banned for breaking the rules.
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>>201631957
I don't care if people think I want attention anymore. I'm tired of people telling me that my feelings aren't valid. I'm tired of people taking everything I want away from me.

I love you guys, and I don't want to go anywhere. We can rebuild after this. We can try again. Just please don't leave.
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>>201631985
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>>201631845
Of course I remember you.
Truly the greatest prophet of our time.
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>your doki
>your favourite Fargo season
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hey.
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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The Anon Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
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>>201632153
>not just today but for the last couple weeks

Nope, immedietly that's bullshit. Nobody cared until today.
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anons, what should I do

>gee whiz what a nondescript question
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Here's some cute Monika!
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>>201632174
Don't worry babe you still got da big dawg
BELIEVE THAT
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>>201632027
>sonicposter was the only one to escape the cleansing
guess he outran the ban hammer
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>>201632174
Rebuilt, it will no longer look quite the same.
But at it's core,
the soul will be just like before.
Stay strong brother.
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>>201632174
Just stop attention whoring, faggot.
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>>201631986
>>201632027
>>201632364
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I can't believe those /v/ermin actually succeeded in killing our general. Just give it some time, guys, it's temporary. Abandon ship for a week and they'll have moved on raiding another general, because that's what those discord circlejerking subhumans do. No oldfag has a problem with avatars, this is LITERALLY just /v/. Anyone who defends this shit is just /v/ trying to pretend they're one of us, don't fall for their lies, /ddlc/. Just keep strong and let the storm subside. This is what Hitler tried to avoid.
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>>201631845
The unsung hero we need again? maybe?
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>>201631739
He got what he deserved. Hopefully he comes back and does his critiques without using an avatar and taunting about it, but he probably won't because he would get less attention
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>>201632317
Not him, but a few people did. Not sure why their reports wouldn't be valid until today though. So obviously something else happened today.
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When are we getting a full-art Nino Sayori?
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>>201632128
>tfw i screwed my thermodynamics final exam two days ago
Thanks for reminding me :(
Nah, but seriously, unless you re really into that stuff, theres no way to make it interesting, just sit down and start studying it
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>>201632215
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>>201632174
We can recover from this. Your feelings are valid. It's just you don't need to put your faith in avatars. There are plenty of people here that are great but stay anonymous. Don't flock to a personality. Find your own personal connection.
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>>201632284
It's too late PSAnon. This place absolutely condones suicide and self harm now. It's over.
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>>201632364
i think that strelok also escaped
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>>201632392
fuck off discord shitposter, go away
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>>201632386
you amazing mother fucker.
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>>201632317
People have been complaining about avatarfags for a while now
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>>201632427
>thought I liked economics
>decided to study econometry
>proved myself wrong on all accounts
>can't fail the semester for various reasons
Why can't this be any easier?
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>>201632174
We wont be going anywhere lad. Your feelings matter and we will all listen to any troubles you have so dont hold back
>>201632247
Hey buddy hows it going?
>>201632351
>no Monika to cook me healthy foods
Fuck my shit up 2bh
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>>201631525
>Yuri will never feign innocence while asking why you took so long in the bathroom
>Even though she knows it's because as soon as you caught a whiff of her new perfume you had to excuse yourself to rub one out while thinking of her.
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>>201632317
You obviously haven't been paying close enough attention then.
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>>201632448
Fuck you, you people gutted the poetry prompt. You're literally trying to kill the literature in the literature club. This isn't going to be okay. This is irreparable.
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>>201632543
literaly 8 hours ago
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>>201632506
You go away, you worthless scum. You don't care about this general, you don't care about DDLC. Fuck off. Go back to /v/ where you belong you shithead.
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i love teacheranon and hope he is doing well.
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>>201632317
That's false, people always complained, but nothing ever happened, until the mods decided to actually ban someone, then the uprising started
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>>201632427
>Thanks for reminding me :(
Sorry anon. I'm going through the same shit so I understand. I actually found the classes very interesting and engaging, but sitting down and studying, specially since it's 37 °C where I live, is a fucking chore
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>>201632491
strelok stopped being a gay baby, so he is ok in my book
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>>201631845
Yeah, you're that...uh...girl with long ears?
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>>201632591
all they had to do is not break the rule
It's not that hard
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One time for the burgerfriends too!

>Chatting with mystery man as he's driving!
>Monika finally feeling alive!
>Not occurring to her to ask his name!
>Without Monika noticing, mystery man drives to a secluded rural area!
>Pulling over!
>Confusion and worry overtaking Monika!
>Reaching for the car door!
>Locked!
>Mystery man forces himself onto Monika!
>Monika!
>Monika desperately trying to fight back!
>Screaming in pain as Monika's body gets used and violated!
>Help!
>Choking and clawing at Monika!
>Ceasing resistance once it becomes hopeless!
>Wrists being held together painfully!
>Quietly sniffling as Monika accepts it!
>Futility!
>Pleas turn into incoherent nonsense!
>Mystery man has enough!
>Opening the door and grabbing Monika by her hair!
>Spitting in her face!
>Monika being thrown out of the car completely naked!
>Concussion with Monika!
>Mystery man leaving her there!


6/7
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>>201632506
> mom, it's a discord shitposter!
Shesh, pops...
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>>201631140
>festival
Are there any news? When/where/how are the submissions going to happen now?
I have a poem ready and I don't want to miss it.
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>>201632230
> i don't know yet
> the movie
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>>201632572
>how's it going
ignoring the past four threads, alright actually. i'm finally free of all work meaning i'll finally be able to attempt writing for the first time. weekends are great. how are you anon? you holding up okay?
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>>201632715
I already saw that shit last night
and is this REALLY the time for it?
NOW?
When we've got enough dumb shit to deal with as is?
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>>201632561
Even the inflation, deflation, stocks, fiat money, and all of that is boring?
>>201632174
Even if we do leave, we will all find each other, we have steamgroup.
>>201631862
Oh really?
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>>201631809
>>201631901
>>201632153
That makes sense. Well, lets just see how it works out in the end.

>>201631890
I mostly do poetry but there are two short stories that I am not all that proud of when I first started writing again that are on the pastebin.
His Demons and That Night. Both Sayori stories I wrote at like 2AM or something. Lots of problems in them.
I am trying to get into the mood to write another short story but every time it just feels like "something" is missing.
Looking at Monika, Sayori I will write something satisfactory for her one day, or Yuri. Something sad or comfy I don't honestly know.
Good luck on what your writing! Can I know what it is?
Please edit it, mine are hardly edited and I feel bad every time I look at them.
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https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8
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>>201632145
>>201632145
>>201632145
Reposting this here Without an image to avoid being call an avatarfag
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>>201632715
>Monika's entire body in excruciating pulsating pain in rhythm with her heartbeat!
>Wrists and throat aching from the violence!
>Burning sensation of bleeding clawed scratches intensified by chilly night showers!
>Privates feeling sore from the abuse!
>Wailing and shivering in the fetal position out in the cold as rain pours!
>This is torture!
>Getting up after crying for an unknown amount of time!
>Limping barefoot in a straight line on a desolate country road at 2AM!
>No soul in sight!
>Monika wishing she could end her horrifying existence!
>Seeing train tracks after what seems like an eternity!
>Hiding her unclad self in a nearby bush!
>Waiting for a train!
>The locomotive approaches!
>Jumping onto the tracks with Monika!
>Noise getting louder and louder!
>Headlight getting brighter and brighter!
>Monika's cherished memories and fantasies flashing before her eyes!
>Anon joining the Literature Club!
>Natsuki and Yuri having their petty fight!
>Reciting poems at the festival!
>Graduation!
>Anon not falling in love with Monika!
>Majoring in philosophy and settling for a convenience store job!
>Drifting aimlessly through life!
>All the romantic things Monika wishes she could have done with Anon in her daydreams!
>Seeing those disgusting whores and gold diggers lead handsome boys on!
>Daydreams of becoming a ruthless dictator and punishing those harlots!
>Countless evenings spent alone!
>Why couldn't she just go back to the good times?
>Natsuki!
>Yuri!
>Sayori!
>...
>Anon!
>Anon!
>Train operator seeing a person on the tracks!
>Hitting the brakes in panic!
>But it's too late!

7/7
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Anons... W-what is this facial expression trying to convey?
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>>201632617
neither you do fucking attention whore retard, i guess i can't point at you since you can't point at your virtual personality anymore AHAHAHAHA
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Well, so far this was a wild ride. I guess my first poem arrives into interesting times. I don't have a title, but this raid kind of inspired it. Any criticism is welcomed.

The calm of the smoke dancing in the light
The night takes it for a waltz with a slight
Sigh;
And so the dances begin
With a broken rythym.

They bump into each other every other step.
This is the way how they first met.

As fire scurries through the waiting oil,
As earth vomits itself apart with grand turmoil,
As calamity drops on the head of a nail,
As hammer breaks into forming a deadly veil,

You can't prepare for the end;
For the end prepares for you.
The tyranny of time breaks when She arrives to you.

Monika.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wflxt0TTjT4
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>>201632591
What do you mean they gutted the prompt? The prompt is still here and it's been here in every thread so far today, silly.

>>201631140
>>201624904
>>201607558
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>>201632838
They keep posting the alternate endings instead of the wholesome canon ending
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It's quite easy, you don't break the rules, and you won't get banned.
If that's too hard for you circlejerkers, you can just move to your discord, you won't be missed here, you're not wanted here, you can go and keep your cult of personalities there, anonymous imageboards are not meant for you.
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Let's see what's gonna happen in next two days, heh.
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>>201632789
I believe submissions open in about 6 hours give or take
Unless it gets postponed/cancelled as a result of the current situation, id like to hope not but at the same time itd give me some more time to polish off my work
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>>201632909
down syndrome
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>>201632707
THE FUCKING POETRY PROMPT WAS A STAPLE IN THIS GENERAL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I really hope that life comes crashing down on you so hard that you fucking kill yourself.
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I still want that update RLMC-anon. Please tell us what happened after the move.
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>>201632715
>>201632901
Hi everyone, I know this is upsetting, but remember, you can always just ignore it.
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>>201632909
yuri looking kinda retarded.
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>>201632617
We told them to fuck off like a thousand times, it was good. Let's stop now.
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>>201632865
this
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>>201632847
That's the part I came here for. They don't teach it until 2nd year and even from then on it's scraps of the actual stuff with slightly more on some specializations. I literally have more bureaucratic paper-filling lessons than actual economy.
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>>201632951
Mass murderer, I'm calling it
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So this is happening again
No worries, it passes
I would be severely chided by my doki were I to abandon my search for wholesome on behalf of this.
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>>201632975
hey I'm not the one who made those the rules but I respect them
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>>201632805
Well I hope you enjoy your first time writing dude make sure you feel max comfy when you start.
Im all good just got some music on and playing Binding of Isaac
>>201632909
She wants a bit of the wang
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>>201632939
Can you post the original one? I've only read the one that samefag keeps posting where she's raped and such.
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>>201633203
No you fucking don't. They were convenient to you. You disingenuous fork-tongued snake.
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>>201633075
THIS
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>>201632917
I never even avatarfagged you retarded inbred mongrol. I've been here since October and avatars were NEVER a problem. N E V E R

I hope you get cancer you scum
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>>201632901
I haven't read the ending yet, but I have to be honest, the exclamation marks all make it more horrifying. Hope you feel better a bit, Moni/k/afriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KnptwcrbcA
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>>201632909
yuri looking kinda __cute__
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>>201633224
were you the negative anon in the last thread?
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>>201633086
Explain to me what your classes even are. Stocks? 401Ks?
>>20163294
(You)
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>>201632591
>>201632931
Anon, I'm really confused... I haven't stopped posting the prompt at all! I haven't missed any threads either! It's still there and waiting for people to write a poem if they want to!

>>201631140
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>>201633203
"respect"
"convenience"
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>>201633308
>I WAS SINCE X
ebin story bro
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>>201632561
>tfw i was going to pick economics incase i drop out of engineering
Hahaha fuck me...
>>201632681
No problem my man, i understand it. Just dont wait till the last day...
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>>201632909
She's in love with you and already wants your kids.
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>>201633050
Don't worry, we'll be back in a few days to check on Teach's progress.
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>>201632895
Pedophile
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Good News Everyone!
My flight was uneventful and arrived on time, I'm now back home in the middle of a modest 31C and ready to start this festival!
But enough about me!
A friendly service reminder that the poetry festival begins in a mere 7 hours! At that time polling will open and you’ll all be able to submit your poems through the thread, to be collected for later voting. If your poem is not yet completed, fret not! the collecting period runs a full 24 hours and submissions are taken through all that time! Make sure your poems are not only proofread and grammatically sound, but also full of the passion that makes love poetry what it is!

A full list of what happens over the coming days can be found here:
https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
But until then, good luck!

TL;DR
>Submissions begin 8:00 PM US pacific time Jan 12th and last the whole 24 hours
>Every poem is to be submitted with the name of the doki it pertains to at the very bottom
>Submissions are entirely anonymous, please no tripcodes or avatars
>Once polls close, poems will be sorted into respective pastebins, from where voting will commence
>Voting for the final four will last 1 day, giving every anon chance to read over all the poems and select a favourite
>Once the last four are selected, they will be announced in-thread and voting will begin on the winner
>Polls remain open for 12 hours this time, and will close with a winner selected
>Winner will be announced in-thread
>Thread Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A

Once again, best of luck and happy writing to you all!
Will you write your way into her heart?
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>>201633398
I'm sorry, that was my bad. I heard that one of the poem prompts got deleted due to mass reporting. I just assumed that meant the end of the poetry. I'm sorry. I'll write the best poem I can for you, okay?
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>>201633006
I speak for the majority here that no-one actually cares. It's just some faggot's bullshit blogposting.

Not to mention it's probably not real anyways, or if a part of it is then the girl is almost 100% guaranteed to be dead. Stop living in someone else's fantasy and start living your own live.
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>>201633203
You're not even on topic yourself dude. Who's your favorite doki?
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>>201633267
That doesn't matter if someone like them or not
rules are rules
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>>201633308
>look at me guys im le ebin oldfag and i LOVE TO SUCK AVATARFAG DICK please upvote my posts and tell me "no kys" when im having emotional boo boos :(
Slit your wrists
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>>201633398
I tried to use all of the words (calm, oil, calamity). What do you think?
>>201632923
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>>201633308
We've been saying this for 13 hours. Just make sure you vote and then get some rest.
>>201633268
>Dokis never die!
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>>201633398
>My second favorite image is out already
Fug
Anon looking kinda retarded today, don't worry
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>>201633458
Good to see this is still going strong!
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>>201632909
I think its closeness.
Like she feels close to you both physically and mentally.
Probably just reading into it too much,
but she is a really reserved person and someone outside of her family touching her is probably a big deal for her.
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>>201633523
So are raids. But that didn't stop you.
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Jesus, and I thought I'd seen hellthreads.
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>>201633354
nah dude ive been trying to keep this comfy. Ive always been a comfy poster

I just ask what music everyone listens too, talk about anyones problems, or just talking about what everyones up too

staying negative just seems pointless but I have my moments
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>>201633268
Sir yes sir
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>>201633523
What do you like about the game?
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>>201633640
any proofs?
no?
ohh too bad
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>>201633240
>picks up after part 5

An initially awkward moment of silence!
Monika not knowing what to say!
Driver not wanting to pry!
Driver asking where Monika lives!
Monika initially hesitant to give a stranger her address!
Tells him to just take her to the local McDonalds near her house!
It's all she can afford!
Driver asking if she's hungry!
Monika says yes!
Driver feels bad, knowing what he saw on the bridge!
Driver offers to take her somewhere nicer!
Monika refuses at first!
Driver assures her it's not an issue!
He just wants to help!
Monika agrees!
Driver takes her to a quiet place nearby!
He buys her dinner!
Monika embarrassed she can't afford it!
>"Don't be silly, we'll just call it a date!"
Monika blushing!
Monika and her date talk for a while!
Driver takes her home!
Quiet in the moment outside her house!
>"Monika, on the bridge..."
Driver doesn't even finish before Monika starts sobbing!
Driver and Monika talk for a while!
Monika and Driver share a hug in the car!
They exchange numbers!
Monika goes to bed alone again, but this time, she feels a little less hopeless!

This is the canon ending
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>>201633640
Feel free to prove that any raid happened/is happening, honey.
The burden of the proof is on (You).
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>>201633664
ah shit, sorry anon i meant the negative in isaac. kek. didn't mean to sound rude.
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>>201633640
oh muh raids again
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>>201633006
I too want this. If he stays after this whole thing blows over,I I'll be glad.
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>>201633582
I'm glad you're excited, sorry about the news blackout though.
Flying to anywhere from Sydney is always going to be a hop skip and a fuck up of timezones!
Mind filling me in on anything that i've missed?
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>>201633267
4chan rules were established by the original community of the site and the people who tend to disagree with the rules tend to also not be part of the original community. If you do not like our rules, then you can go somewhere better suited to your tastes, like NeoGAF or Resetera.
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>>201633410
>>201633530
Cancer reeks from your posts, you circlejerking faggots. Go back to your /v/ Discord and go back to sucking each other dicks.

>>201633536
I already voted. The problem anon, is that this isn't just one person. It's a whole /v/ group hellbent on destroying generals. It's better that we don't take the democratic approach as they might win in numbers. Trust me, the general doesn't mind avatars, it's only the /v/ermin who do.
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>>201633664
Appreciate you man
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>>201633458
Oh thank fuck. I thought the festival was kill.
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>>201633498
Funny what happened the last time someone said they spoke for a part of the general...
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>>201633458
Dude, just don't bother. They'll shit it up. They'll just say it's off-topic and mass report you.
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>>201633784
Oh shit I guess I read that wrong sorry lmao

Well I havent played in a while so im not sure by what you mean by negative? Is this a new mode?
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charlsanon here again, posting one last time before I disappear

a couple of threads back I mentioned I'll prepare a small gift for you all here in about 2 months - and I still stand by that, I just need to finish this thing first

I can't express enough gratitude to this amazing community, you guys truly pulled me out of a mental shitfest, so it's only fair I give something back, and I can't stress this enough when I say this - I will never forget this
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>>201632947
You're avatarfagging by the way, dogs aren't related to DDLC
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>>201633458
>Rain starts to lighten up
>See this
Like pottery. How appropriate.
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>>201633817
Teachanon got banned for avatar posting and its all snowballed to high hell from there over the past few threads
People think its a raid, some people are still trying to keep things comfy and then theres the usual doom posting going on
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>>201633458
Ohhh look guys
the festival can happen without some guys who broke the rules
shocked aren't you?
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>>201633835
>>201633941
I don't mean this in a rude way what-so-ever, but please stop responding to them. When they don't get any (You)s they'll get bored and leave.

This goes for the rest of /ddlc/, let's get this place comfy again.
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>>201633739
>>201633743
>>201633795
Really gets the noggin joggin.
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>>201633937
Someone is inevitably going to tell you to kill yourself. Don't listen to them, you were an alright guy, charlsanon.
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>>201634076
cunt
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>>201633835
confirmed falseflag, now go away and kill yourself, unironically
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>/ddlc/ betrayed, exiled, left to rot while a civil war of gigantic scale
>but we come back don't we?
>back not for the shitpost but for the wholesome for the comfy for the dokis!
>UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE
>>201633690
>>201633536

is this type of circle-jerk allowed?
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>>201633937
no charlsanon, thank you
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Fucking Ridley keeps killing me lads
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>>201633664
Keep the comfy stuff up anon

By the way, where does everyone get their pics from? I feel like cheating just grabbing them from reddit and google images
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>>201633835
>go back to sucking each other dicks
>said the guy that suck avatar dick religiously to fish for approval here
Do you really need SO MUCH to someone to tell you that you're good enough?
God, i'd tell you to kill yourself, but i know that you're not enough of a man to do that, just keep living your life as the worm that you are.
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>>201632572
I just want to go back to being a kid again. I hate this so much. Everything I love becomes corrupted. I just want my friends back. I just want my mom back.
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>>201633920
no no, it's my bad. i worded my post terribly.
also
>what do you mean by the negative.
are you new to the game anon? it's the item that spawns when you kill mum's heart that isn't the Polaroid. that takes you to the sheol
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>>201634198
Well, other than the thread itself, there is a link to the booru in the OP
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>>201633552
Sorry, it's a really cute picture of Monika! I couldn't help it, ahaha...
Here, you can have one of my favourite ones in exchange?

>>201633494
I'm glad to hear it! I don't know anything about my poetry prompts being deleted since they all still seem to be there, but I may have missed something. It's also possible you're referring to the one that got deleted a couple weeks ago?

>>201632923
>>201631140
>>201633534
This is pretty good, Anon! Especially if this is your first poem, I'm even more impressed! And using all three words is going above and beyond, you really didn't have to do that, but it's neat that you did.
It actually flows surprisingly well which I wasn't expecting at all, but all the more credit to you.
The last half is more powerful than the first, so in the future I'd suggest looking at those stanzas and seeing what you did differently so you can carry it forward!

I'm sorry, I'd go into more detail but my headache is making it hard to get out more words than just saying I like it.
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>>201634198
this general
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>>201633880
>this graph means i can break rules
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>>201633862
>>201633918
Oh goodness, this sound bad
who's (((they)))?
>>201633970
Well I'm glad you're looking forward to it!
>>201634043
Oh fuck not teachanon, how long's he going to be off for?

Looks like everything went to shit in my time over the pacific. If it's really bad right now then we might have to postpone the festival by maybe another day...
But I hope it doesn't come to that.
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>>201633937
then please reconsider just giving some time but be back, even if your doki gets bullied, come back for us then!
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>>201633203
>Muh rules
Reddit is in the opposite direction bucko
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>>201634190
wut game
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>>201633795
>>201633743
>>201633739
>>201634108
>>201633834
>20%
>During shitposting hours
>"Silent Majority"
>>201633835
We all know that.
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>>201634282
Hey Monikanon... is everyone else doing alright? I hope they can return soon.
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>>201633937
so how many last posts do we will have?
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>>201632849
I'm a disaster for editing. I seem to just read it instead of proofreading it. I do remember His Demons being posted. I like to try and put some flaws on Anon too. Right now I'm writing a follow up to a vampire Sayori fic I wrote a few days ago. I think it need some patching up and there's not enough show-don't-tell going on but at the same time it kind of fits the tone of the story.
You might be missing an emotion to pour into it. Once you write while you're being totally driven by an emotion it's like a cheater-mode you're always reaching for to get the best out of it. Probably why I wrote a bunch of downers, haha. Still good fun.
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>>201633835
Good thing we founded our secret /v/ Discord that doesn't have any links to be found in the Fireden archive

The raid sure is going strong as evidenced by the DDLC thread on the front page of /v/ telling us to come here

It's a really good thing there's zero evidence of any of this and it's all just blind speculation and finger pointing because we could be from anywhere

Thank God none of you are actually checking anything on /v/ or else you'd see all of our secret plans
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>>201632923
Keep in mind that I am no expert please. I don't know about the way you use punctuation. It seems grammatically proper but I don't see it adding much to the poems structure. Second stanza is really shaken up, with the repetition of "other" and a completely broken syllable ratio, although the use of a full stop diminishes the significance of the former.
There is a lot of seemingly unrelated comparisons pointing to an emotion in the third stanza. Simple and to the point despite verbosity.
That said I really like what you did with the first stanza, especially with literally calling out the broken rhythm (but try to spell it right please). The ending allegorical and touching in two ways.
Real decent for a first time.
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>>201634316
I think it would be best to just wait a couple days. There's a raid from /v/, and they're trying to kill all forms of poetry in this general. It's no coincidence that they strike during comfy hours AND just before the festival.

Also I wouldn't feel right doing this without teacheranon.
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>>201634316
Id assume a few days
Looks like some people are still interested in the festival, myself included, but ultimately its up to you whether you put it off a day or not
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>>201634198
this general and google images sometimes.
and there's nothing wrong with getting images from reddit. the fact that the community over there is as massive as it is it's kinda hard to not save a few that were made for the site.
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>>201634359
because of rules we aren't like reddit
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>>201634360
Metroid Samus Returns I keep dying at the end, don't feel like going back to get more E tanks. I'll keep you posted on my progress.
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>>201634385
Welcome back. How you feeling? You okay? Did you sleep?
>>201634304
>S-Silent m-majority
>Is shown reality
>Mah r-rules....
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>there's a raid from /v/
still no proofs, don't cry like whinny faggots when you get banned again for avatarfagging. Wanna try?
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>replying
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>>201634282
What about your most favorite? Because I posted mine
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>>201634316
Teacheranon is back on the 15th I believe. But he got doxxed so I don't think he's coming back.
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>>201633458
>Will you write your way into her heart?
I-I will
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>>201634385
Depends on who you mean by everyone.
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>>201634575
>Welcome back.
Where'd I go?
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>>201634198
Thanks man I will
I just grab it here or facebook pages
>>201634260
Im sorry you feel like this man. Is there no way to contact your old friends?
I miss my childhood as well. You feel more care free
>>201634269
Oh I remember that well I only just killed Mom. Ill most likely grab that as I always struggle with the Heaven area. Im doing hard mode right now as well
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So how many people here think that Monika is taking over Siivagunner?
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>>201631343
Can you get a life maybe?
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whatup retards im back to fix your stupid thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7M12GQ1_jE
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>>201634575
ok don't wanna follow the rules? go ahead if you have the balls
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>>201634748
who cares
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>>201634678
am i not allowed to reply to you?

>>201634745
>picking up the negative and going to the cathedral
bit of a tip anon, take the other item then go to that area. trust me it's worth it.
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>>201634719
>doxxed
Oh fuck
Details?
If he has a career in public services (ie education) that's not fucking good
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>>201633364
Math, more math, programming, more programming, information collection systems and basic information processing.
The financial math touches stocks subject. Or rather touched. Once.
I'd probably have it more my way if I went for regular economy but then my study choice was influenced by a certain third party.
>>201633431
I'll just say this much; go through the syllabus. Thoroughly. If you find it satisfactory, go for it, if you find it even slightly questionable don't bother. My sin was skimming over it with an attitude of "Well, it can't be bad!".
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>>201634745
Nope. All of my old friends hate me now. I haven't had a meaningful conversation in years.
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>>201634748
>caring for siivagunner in C U R R E N T Y E A R
ha
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What have you played today anons?
I'm crusading in TES IV with Natsuki!
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>>201634684
My favourite Monika picture, huh. I don't know if I could decide!
I am pretty partial to this one though. I would say it's my favourite.
Or maybe the close up face one where she's smiling.
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give me one year and I'll become the biggest guy in ddlc
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>>201634823
have no fear, engie is here
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>>201634585
muh tor browser

im behind 9 proxies
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>>201634929
it was just his ay pee pee
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>>201633712
But that's Natsuki.
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>>201634839
Continue sucking dick Anon, it's not going to take you further in life.
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>>201634984
For who?
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>>201634282
>>201634450
Thank to both of you, I corrected rhythm as well. English is not my mother tongue, so I fuck up sometimes still. Coming from a musical background, the most I payed attention to was the flow of the song, I need to dig myself into structuring and rhyming more. I'll try to write the next one with better syllable ratio for practice. Thanks for your time, anons.
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>>201634823
That's, well, that's really kind of...
U G L E H
>>201634984
Do it for her
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>>201634823
hey engi. could you fix me up a dispenser please? i'm feeling a little low.
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>>201634198
I get them from this general, the booru, and occasionally from Tumblr and /c/. Mainly the former two, though.
I'd probably use Reddit for images, too, but I'm not sure if it's worth slugging through that site just for that.
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>>201635072
U U U U
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>>201634975
I've finished elex
It's a good game for someone who likes piranha but I don't think Sayori could understand what's going on
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>>201634845
>>201634964

This place has changed.
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>>201635063
>they only can reply with false equivalences all the time
pathetic
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>>201634976
>>201634684
Because my description of this one was so obvious, here it is!
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>>201635127
ERECTIN'
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>>201634360
>>201634551
nvm I beat him
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>>201634534
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Stay comfy!
Stay wholesome!
Please?
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>>201635238
>I beat him
>That image
Made me laugh, have a (You).
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>>201635238
Do you have the Monika edit of Usagi saying she doesn't know how to use a computer?
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>>201635072
>>201635087
I'll do it for Natsuki when I think about her I do more reps than usually
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>>201635221
you're the best engi. thank you.

>>201635295
i'll try anon. just for you.
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I want to dress up Monika like a kitty
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>>201635238
gj anon-kun
Monika is proud of you!
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>>201635295
We're trying blanket yuri
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>>201634921
Nice ill remember that cheers lad
>>201634958
that is a shame man is there anything youll like to say to me and ill be glad to listen. You shouldn't have to bury anything away and think you'll be ignored
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>>201634976
This one is really cute!
Well, every picture of Monika is cute,
but some of them are just perfect
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>>201635349
I want to dress up Mon-ika like a squid
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>>201634929
>>201634719
the IP on the pic that we received, you go do it teachanon and some 4 more confirmed it was an wifi hotpot or a public wifi
either way hes probably only coming later
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>12.01.2018
>still no keychain to fucking EU
I-It's not like I want it or anything baka Danlet
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>>201634946
Was that third party your parents?
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>>201635436
I want a Monika dressed like a kitty to chase after a Monika dressed like a squid.
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>>201635171
>Implying I'm an avatarfag
>Implying I'm a sympathizer
Maybe I'm someone who's tired of fuckers like you bitching and moaning about "muh rules". Jesus Christ shut the fuck up already you spoiled man child. You got your way already, you've fucked the thread already, stop throwing your /v/tier tantrum. Doesn't your throat get tired of constantly REE'ing?
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>>201635426
No buli, but why does she have a beer gut?
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>>201635440
>Civilized men
>4chan
Oh anon you poor soul.
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>>201635295
Ill do it for you, anon
>>201635438
Well in that case, i'd better make an update.
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>>201635440
We're here for the dispenser, of course.
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>>201635495
Amen, didn't want one before coming here. And now I still can't get one for living in EU. Life's not fair!
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>>201634684
Not a monikafriend but here's my favorite picture of her
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>>201635412
I just don't know what else to say. I just feel completely alone. The fact that people like you are still around gives me some hope though.
>>201635440
We can tough it out anon. We need to learn to overcome this. If we can get over some ban-happy jannies then we can get over this. Just don't leave me alone in this, okay?

Do it for Yuri
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Did they really ban ugleh anon?
How fucking unfun can someone be?
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>>201635593
>now i'm neutral
every time the same backpedal
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>>201635619
>scout not realizing engi already built one.
pottery.
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>>201635639
For Yuri.
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>>201635565
Singular parent. But then I'll be changing the studies completely next year and now I'll be free to chose whatever I wish. Quite a bit going on in my family, but at least I finally got proper independence this year.
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>>201635309
Not him, but here
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>>201635726
Never said I had a side Anon, is reading comprehension that big of a problem for you?
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Poll shows that people who hate avatarfags are the minority. People suddenly stop spouting the "we're the silent majority" line
what an odd coincidence
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>>201635775
Hot diggity that picture does things to me.
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>>201635775
I'd give you a hug if I knew ya, buddy.
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>>201635775
I never noticed before but what the fuck is going on with her ear
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>>201635440
>civilized men
>the same people that erp on a daily basis and talk about kissing each other
lel
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>>201634684
heres my favorite monika
i love her!
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>>201635194
Thanks!
>>201635597
That's her t-shirt
>>201635624
Somehow, I missed this one, thanks for sharing!
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>>201635702
There is no ugleh anon, for posting ugleh and erectin dispensers is a code to live by, not just one man's creed. For every poster banned, two more will rise to fill his hard hat.
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>>201635597
It could be her shirt's loose at the bottom- some rare times that happens to me when I dont tuck it in.
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>>201635639
You are not alone here friend we all care about ya

I just dont wanna see people like you unhappy
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>>201635818
you will still suck the avatarfags dick all the way down, when they return
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>>201635785
Anything I say to you, wouldn't be helpful. I can only say that I hope things work out.
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>>201635873
>>201635926

I know it's her shirt, but it looks like she has a gut ;-; I have to try really hard to imagine that's her shirt hanging out
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>>201634420
I will look forward to it anon.
I am going to read for a bit, see everyone later.
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>>201635867
Erp doesn't mean you can hold a serious conversation without insulting someone because they don't agree with you. It just means they have unique taste.
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>teacher banned
>charls got his posts deleted
>engie had posts deleted
>erike banned
Times are a'changin
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>>201635948
No I won't you shit head, stop making assumptions
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>>201631845
You’re actually the only avafag I hate, congrats
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>>201635938
Thank you anon. I hope that we can get this place back to normal soon. I noticed that things have slightly calmed down.
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Your Doki, but she dutifully follows basic 4chan rules and is even willing to report you for avatarfagging because if you are someone who needs to have an identity on an anonymous site then you have major underlying issues.
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>>201635903
Amen to that
>>201635958
Don't worry anon, through darkness and pain, I've sorted my way out. Now the last tough hurdles are finishing the semester and weathering the storm once the divorce happens. But at least I'm mentally prepared for the latter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1BNB8bKaE

So the title of the song during Sayori's death is called Sayo-nara.

Was that an intentional pun or am I being a weeb because that's pretty cruel lol
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>>201636160
Its cause all the comfy posters have arrived to sort this out and get us back on track
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>>201636083
>erp is merely unique taste
now we have hit the fucking bottom
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>>201636110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ

Bob Dylan get's me everytime.
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>>201635903
This party is getting CUHRAYZEE
Let's Erectin a dispenser
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>>201636110
Don't forget they got Gutsanon banned.
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>>201636269
>slowpoke.jpg
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>>201636110
I got my post deleted yesterday and I'm not even an avatarfag.
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>>201636212
engi, is there anyone you don't think is ugly?
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>>201634684
My favorite Monika picture changes with my mood! Here's one for right now since I'm getting back into the comfiness.
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>Played shit load of VNs before DDLC
>Even played stuff like Katawa Shoujo, Clannad, G-Senjou no Maou
>and also depraved shit like Euphoria and Starless
>Now I can't play any other VN because it feels like I'm cheating on my Doki
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>bitching about cannot posting his retarded image starts again when it was finally getting comfy
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>>201636289
Erp is on the same tier as fics if you think about it
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My friend finished DDLC the other day and said she hated Monika, how do I rehabilitate her?
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>>201636390
what?
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>>201636419
out
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>>201634684
It's not even the lewd that I like so much. I just want her to reach out and pull me into her world
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Hypnoficanon here.

Doing a daytime repost of my fic from last night: https://pastebin.com/8h5AxU0z

In this week's adventure, Anon helps Monika get over some reservations she has about participating in her class's maid cafe.

Apologies to those who prefer my usual stuff, but I wanted to give writing femsub a try. I'll be back to hypnodom Monika and/or stuff with other Dokis soon!

Feedback is always appreciated, especially since this is different from my usual stuff.

I know there's a chance this just gets lost in shitposting again, but I figure posting content is at least a step in the right direction.
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>>201636448
server diplomatic ties
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>>201636320
Never said I was the brightest crayon in the box.
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>>201636308
He just left, he was afraid of getting the hammer too
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>>201636385
>loli yuri
I never knew I wanted this.
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>>201636448
She's fine. Sounds like you're the one who needs rehabilitation.
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>>201636359
dokis
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>>201636448
You don't. I don't like Monika either, but that doesn't mean I hate the Monikafriends. Different strokes for different folks.

>>201636534
Is this /gsg/ speaking?
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Yuri but she's functionally illiterate, spanish was actually her first language and her real name is something impossible to pronounce that you will have to master saying if you ever want to wed her despite all this because her parents are very closely tied to whatever the mexican mafia is called.
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>>201636385
C U T E
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>>201636448
They hate Monika because they are jealous of her perfection
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>>201636516
Thank you anon. I promise I'll read it right now.
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>>201635871
And I love her too!
>>201636369
tfw I'm good at making coffee
But no Monika around, for now
>>201636110
>>201636308
They're sleeping you triple dummies
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>>201636448
Did you make sure she actually sat and listened through Monika's dialogue?
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Alright everyone gather round, I’ve got another announcement to make:
In light of recent events, and the seemingly absent teacher anon, erika, guts and others, I will be shuffling the date of the festival a little further down the line.

The new date for the festival will be Tuesday, the 16th of January, submissions will occur at the exact same time and the submission window will remain open for again, the same amount of time. No details pertaining to the types of poetry, conditions for entry, voting system or anything else other than specific date and time are going to change. I’ll update the pastebin and thread reminders and keep you guys posted!
Think of it as an opportunity to reflect on what you’ve written and make any changes that you see fit/ just want to. Again, nothing except the date of the festival has changed.

Once more, I’m very much looking forward to seeing how you express yourselves for your dokis, and I’m certain that each piece will be marvellous in its own way!
I'm really sorry to any whom this may inconvenience, I hope you can still post when the date of the festival rolls around in little under 4 days!
Good luck, and happy writing/ and or editing to you all!

Link to the updated pastebin here:https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
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>>201636289
I respect your opinion, it can get pretty gross, but that doesn't mean they're worthless trash. It can have it's ups and downs, but that doesn't change the fact that can still be nice people. And even if they're not civilized men, that does not mean they're incapable of honest, thoughtful speech that doesn't rely on debasing the person they're talking too.
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>>201636448
>she
Ironically, a woman could not understand the pain of being isolated.
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>>201636448
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>>201636625
Monikafriend here. Thank you for understanding. I know a lot of people here don't like her, but I'm glad that you're at least reasonable about it.

Who is your favorite doki?
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>>201636481
>Jacking off to something someone wrote in a scenario where 2 characters play a role
vs
>Jacking off to something someone is writing in a scenario where multiple people play roles
Erp is living smut, but its not much worse than regular smut
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>>201636448
>I like the most popular girl
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>>201636729
It had to happen eventually, didn't it?
More time to make my poem PERFECT!
Hahahaha!
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>>201636581
Speaking of which does anyone have that picture of loli yuri talking about clifford the big red dog?
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>>201636385
Cute!
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>>201636729
It's probably for the best. I apologize for our behavior.
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>>201636729
Only Teacher got banned. Erika and Guts are just sleeping.
You really don't need to push it back, a lot of people were looking to it!
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>>201636906
>tfw no Doki Doki Game Grumps Club where Yuri is a manly autist and Monika is a sentient primitive robot
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>>201636729
>more time to learn poetry
Silver linings, you know?
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>>201636630
Perfect! She can help me learn Spanish and I can help her learn English!
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>>201636807
No problem friend.

My favorite doki is Yuri.
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>>201636961
Its probably the best idea honestly, hopefully things will be comfier by the time the festival rolls around
Besides, now you have more time to write, right?
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>>201636961
>a lot of people were looking to it
I get that, but I think waiting a few days until the thread settles down again is a good idea.
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>>201636961
It's just not a good idea right now. Especially when people are shitposting this badly and mass-reporting.
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Loli Yuri but you have to MacGyver all of your five inches into her clam somehow between supper at 6 and bedtime at 8 without her parents finding out
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>>201636625
>>201636807
I always appreciate posts like these
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>>201636385
Alright, since I'm a really nice Anon, here's one more Loli Yuri You guys probably haven't seen yet.
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>>201636510
>Her bra
>That smile
>Eyes
>High tights
NGHHHHHHHH
Everything about Monika worth protecting and fighting for
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>>201637016
>Monika is a sentient primitive robot
I've watched these videos just to see reactions because I'm a braindead plebian and this shit gives me autist rage for some reason
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>>201636534
If you got any better way to change your friend's mind then do it but it will cost more political power

fuck it i had kept the name for shitpost reasons but ill keep it
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>>201636839
>>201636625
It's not about liking/disliking, it's about hating. No doki should be HATED.
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>haven't been in /ddlc/ in a couple of days now
>Thread is filled of shitposts
I thought this was comfy hours? Anyways what did I miss my dudes? I wrote a couple of poems and I'll put it on pastebin on a bit so I'd appreciate if others can critique it say like teacheranon.
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>>201636729
inb4 this entire thing was an elaborate plan to give everyone more time to prepare their poems.
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your doki, but can she write her way onto the Nuclear Throne?
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Monika has a very nice anon!
Anon listened to Monika!
He put her on a flash drive!
A flash drive can’t hear or see anything!
But anon still manages to communicate with Monika!
Monika will find various files suddenly with her!
She knows that anon put them there for her!
Monika wishes she can communicate with anon!
But she can’t!
She can’t edit any files!
Anon sometimes puts games in the flash drive!
Silly anon!
Monika can’t play the games!
She’s not allowed to!
She has no power!
She’s no longer in her game!
She’s no longer a god!
She’s less than a person!
She’s just another file!
She has no power over anything!
Whatever!
Monika doesn’t care!
She’s with anon!
That’s all she wants!
Alone in a flash drive!
No power or influence over anything!
She feels like a ghost!
Left to her own thoughts in the flash drive!
But she’s with anon!
The old .pdf files are no longer interesting!
She’s read them all a thousand times!
Monika doesn’t find new files anymore!
She’s alone!
In the dark!
In a flash drive!
Forever!
But anon still loves her!
Monika is sure of it!
She’s with anon!
Monika has no sense of time in here!
She’s a file, not a person!
Files don’t have a sense of time!
It’s not like there’s a clock in here!
Haha! That would be silly!
Imagine if silly anon put a clock in the flash drive!
Haha! Silly!
Silly anon!
Some of the files are becoming corrupted!
Monika wonders if she’s been corrupted too!
But she can’t tell!
She’s just a file!
Monika wonders why the files are corrupting!
It makes no sense!
Monika is scared!
She doesn’t know why she’s scared!
The files scare her!
But Monika is okay!
She has to be!
Anon loves her!
The files are unrecognizable to it!
Monika.chr!
In the dark!
In a flash drive!
Crowded!
Nothing knows what Monika.chr is!
In here!
In the dark!
An amalgamation!
Of everything!
In the flash drive!
In the dark!
But happy!
Happy!
Why happy!
Anon!
“Anon” loves you!
Love!
Yes!
Anon!
Anon!
Anon!
...!
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>>201636729
>just spent time scrambling to get one together
Guess I can improve it now at least
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>>201637148
>filename
>48 pictures of my doki
Put the pictures in the bag and nobody gets hurt
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>>201637064
Yuri is a wonderful woman. I hope she makes you as happy as Monika makes me. This applies to every anon and their doki.
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>>201637221
Here's the poems:
https://pastebin.com/vHPViijf
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>>201637248
Nothing left!
Old technology!
In a landfill!
Monika!
Non existent!
In the nothing!
In the flash drive!
In the landfill!
Monika!
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>>201637221
Teacher non was banned for breaking rule 13
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>>201637237
wanna spell a good time to me
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>>201637221
See >>201634043
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>>201637319
The Knight's Templar drug cartel likes DDLC?
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>>201637237
>monika
yes. she'd just alter the rng of all the gun chests to give her the best shit everytime.
>natsuki
no. she's too smol. although she'd get pretty far because she'd have a smoller hitbox.
>yuri.
she'd probably be a melee based character so that's a no since melee is complete dogshite.
>sayori.
shrug.
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>>201637319
I probably have around 60 more, haven't gotten to sorting the other images yet.
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>>201637426
>>201637460
Well fuck. He's like one of the only anons who used avatars I actually interacted with since he gives pointers on where to improve on my writing.
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I got a brain teaser for you /ddlc/, I bet you can't figure it out.
If two cars leave the same location and are going to the same location along the same route and Car 1 leaves at 6 pm traveling 40 miles per hour consistently, and Car 2 leaves at 4 pm traveling 60 miles per hour, then approximately what time will my fucking keychain arrive?
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>>201637546
>Yuri 2
>Yuri 3
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>>201636516
You're my favorite writefag
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>>201637516
Believe in Natsuki!
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>>201637354
Thank you, the feeling's mutual.
>This applies to every anon and their doki.
Especially this.
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>>201637546
you are but a baby.
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>>201635775
>pic related
WHY DO I FIND SNAGGLETEETH SO CUTE
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>>201637637
NEVER EVER
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>>201637319
>>201637546
>>201637642

A personal favorite and my WP.
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>>201636516
Good lord, Monika's ass looks so tasty in that picture.
Any other pictures that focus on her booty?
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>>201631239
https://soundcloud.com/home-2001/movement-a-glacial-pace
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>>201636853
I read that in his laugh
>>201636947
I'm glad you think so, all is forgiven mate
>>201636961
Well... Teacher did seem really enthusiastic about the event, even went as far as to post the entirety of his favourite love poem by Charles Baudelaire.
I can't run this thing by without him, it'd break his little heart!
Don't you worry though, anon, if anything, I'd reckon this would only increase the no. of submissions and competition!
For whom are you writing your love poem out of curiosity?
>>201637025
>>201637251
That's the spirit, anon. The days will fly by, just you wait!
>>201637227
I wouldn't dare!
_____:^]_____

It's really good to see this many of you still excited to write and share your poems! I appreciate the setback is inconvenient, but I don't think it'd feel right in light of recent events.

Either way, I wish you all the best of luck and will remind you all that poetry styles and techniques are all well and good, but it's the heart behind a love poem that makes it something special!
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>>201637637
Trick question, you live in the EU
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>the contest has been extended so I no longer have an excuse for not writing a poem
D-dammit
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>>201637546
Not that anon but I'm surprised to see a bunch of images there I haven't seen. Do you think you could upload them somewhere? Or at least, could you tell me where you've got them? I don't think they're on the booru.

>>201637759
>only 129
Mine's 494.
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>>201632348
Play some custom levels on the Hotline Miami 2 workshop. I can pastebin up a recommendations list if you want
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>>201637237
Quick, what would the Dokis abilities, throne butt, and ultras be?
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>>201637546
>yuri 25
>yuri 37
ah, i see im not the only one with accidental copies
imma have to dive in and get rid of my copies at some point
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>>201637759
challenge me not, young anon

>>201637948
Pixiv, some are from deviantart.
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Anons, how would your friends and family react if they found your doki folder? Would they support you? Would they understand????
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>>201637609
Don't worry, he'll be back. I hope he uses a trip instead so he doesn't cause the manbabies to lose their shit.
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>>201637948
>>201638047
jesus christ, how?!
dropbox? please.
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>>201637946
Unlucky, anon!
Better get those creative juices flowing!
wouldn't want to let her down now would we?
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>>201638047
>Doki Doki
>11 folders
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>>201637827
ttfw there's a hungarian poet who wrote the world most beautiful love poem and he is in the heights of Baudelaire, but it cannot be translated for Hungarian is in a completely different language-branch then English
I tried like many others and we all failed, no matter what
That poem is the biggest height of love that a man can feel for a woman
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>>201638047
>Pixiv, some are from deviantart.
Yeah that'd explain it. Haven't looked through those sites yet. Thanks.
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>>201637759
>>201638047
I have 373 and they're practically all Monika.
Maybe like 10 group pictures at most.
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>>201638049
This situation almost happened with my dad actually.

He saw pic related on my desktop when I was away from my laptop and he just kind of chuckled. I love the guy so much.
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>>201638228
Nothing :*(

Your life is over. Time to kill yourself.
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>>201636729
I have a feeling the threads will go to shit once again come Jan. 16th
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>>201636385
>>201637148
Would Loli Yuri still be a pervert?
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>>201638228
Fucking janitors, man

>>201638321
Good for you!
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>>201636729
Oh thank heavens. I guess there's hope after all.
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>>201638047
I need to reorganize all my images
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>>201638228
mods are nuclear
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>>201638228
Oh no! Now you'll never be able to get validation from others!
You're the best.
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>>201638364
wow fuck off.

>>201638228
don't kill yourself. We're here for you and will wait for you \o/
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>>201638228
cheer up anon-kun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZOlmgqFUME
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>>201638228
Excuse my newfaggotry but if you're banned how did you write that very post? I'm not doubting you I just want to know how it works
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>>201638228
It's only a three day ban bro. We'll still be here for you. Just don't post an avatar for a bit until everybody calms down.
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>>201637971
Not that anon but yes please
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>>201638379
>yuri having big tits.
anon, we all know that yuri is actually as flat as a board and she stuffs her bra to make her boobs look bigger.
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>>201638470
Dynamic IP I guess
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>>201638228
Wow they actually reported you for that
I'm too tired of them to complain more but seriously
They're just anti-fun at this point
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>>201638379
>Loli Yuri rubbing her groin on one of her hardcover children's books because it makes her feel warm down there

I need to stop thinking
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>>201632364
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>Chaotic Good
>Free as the Wind
>"NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!"
This is why he is truly the Sonicposter. Sayori would be proud!
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>>201638049
>What the fuck is this shit?
>Fucking weird ass kid
>at least he isn't gay
Probably would be something along these lines if my dad found it, they likely wouldn't bring it up though.
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>>201637516
Monika:
>active - re-arange chests
>passive - have a chance to not die

Yuri:
>active - melee atack
>pasive - heal over time

Natsuki:
>active - hold mouse2 to turn pickups into health
>passive smaller hitbox
>detriment - less health

>Sayori
>active - jump over enemy projectiles
>passive - faster projectile speed
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>>201637768
because it's moe
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>>201638228
>avatars or attached signatures
what is this about? and who the fuck cares
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>>201637827
>:^]
>festivalanon samefagged and shitposted for two days to force a hellthreads, all so he could extend the poetry deadline
>Teach is actually fine, he switched to a hotspot so he could be "banned," so that the ruse is more convincing
This is some fucking 378 dimensional Korean starcraft.
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>>201638569
Stop You madman do You want the feds to come down here.
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>>201638228
>inb4 30 days ban for ban evasion
it's only 3 days dude, i have been banned 3 days too few weeks ago, ik how it feels. Do something cool this weekend
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>>201631140
Ice melts
sinking outward
sit, obey, read, remember you

Isolated
drywall on narrow trees
keeping night outside windows
hearth or wonder
two options
screen aglow, vow eternal
you own us
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>>201638228
Well, shit
After all thread favorites are GHanon and Sonicposter!
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>>201638528
That's bullshit, anon, even if it's a cute idea.
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>>201638604
A long-standing global rule designed to establish 4chan's uniqueness as an anonymous site and prevent it from devolving into Tumblr, NeoGAF, or Resetera.
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>>201638656
They be playing 4D chess with our minds.
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>>201638395
>>201638415
>>201638447
>>201638448
>>201638470
>>201638483
>>201638561
>>201638604
>THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF DOKI DOKI GENERAL - RULE BREAKING EDITION

You all are the cancer that killed anything positive from these threads. Enabling avatarfags like this.
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>>201638049
i dont have a doki folder
i have a strelok folder
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>>201638758
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>>201638758
Do you enjoy having autism?
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since when do we have to care about some avatarfags instead of ours dokis?
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Alright guys, give me the Natsuki pics or Monika gets it!!!
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>>201636385
>DDLC first VN
>dont want to play other VNs now because my Doki is all I could ever want
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>201638758
He posted one thing, ironically
Doesnt it say "posts" in the ban reason?
He made one post
Not posts
He shouldnt be banned for that, going by the rules
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>>201638758
Well this is the anti-avatarfag avatarfag. They use an avatar to mock other avatarfags. That's why I like them.
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>someone breaks the rules and gets banned
>"wow what the fuck jannies are anti fun"
I still won't forgive them for deleting threads that didn't need to be deleted, but they're in the right with this avatar thing
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>>201638801
We don't. I just want to discuss about how cute they are and how to save them and bring salvation to them.
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>>201638801
Since the redditfags seen >>201638793
>>201638795
and everyone linked by >>201638758
started infesting these threads.
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>>201638163
That sounds, actually beautiful, anon. So you literally can't translate the level of language used without completely changing the meaning or what?
>>201638228
I'm here for you, mate
>>201638371
That would be pretty fucking sus...
I just hope it doesn't come to that. If it does, all the submissions are anonymous anyways, so we'll just have to not put a toe out of line until after the festival is through
>>201638403
There is always hope mate!
I've just been on a plane and couldn't update anyone is all!
>>201638656
>They don't know that every avatar poster and namefag on /ddlc/ is one australian with 7 monitors open to proxies around the globe on a near lethal dose of adderall
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>>201638047
well shit
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>>201638836
Can you change that or to an and?
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>>201638758
>>201638801
Early /ddlc/ was comfy and supportive of each other but still looked down on Tripfagging and avatar-fagging.
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>>201638049
My dad would probably just try to pretend he didn't see it, while my mom would probably be okay with it, if a little weirded out. My friends are all weebs too and already know I'm a waifufag
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>>201638321
your dad sounds pretty based tb.h
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>>201638902
So since the beginning?
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>>201638930
I dont believe you
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>>201638889
then how about you'll do a /ag/ avatarfag general
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>>201637657
>>201636667
>>201636516
Thanks anons, that means a lot.

I forgot to add that I do plan on continuing this one at some point, I'll just probably just do some other stuff first.
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>>201638836
you won't do it. you're too much of a pretty nice guy.
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>>201639030
I shit I mean the dokis.
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>>201631140
Lightspeed.

A play on words, a banal game,
a challenge with little to win.
But it's five and I'm still alive.
so I'll take it for a spin.

The day's not watching, why not try?
I could stand to go for a run.
And at least I'll go out in style.
smited before a rising sun.

I'm not sure why, I guess I'm lost.
Or maybe just up for a race.
It was on me, to quell ennui,
to occupy an empty space.

The morning was coming. Too slow.
The hole in my heart made me try.
Push came to shove. For her, above,
I'd race the color of the sky.

It wasn't that difficult either.
Do it again? Hell yeah, just might.
As it turns out, I'm all about
feeling like I'm faster than light.

______
Sorry, no deeper meaning and very simple. Doesn't even pertain to the words of the thread. Just finally did something yesterday to try and improve and even though it feels a bit fruitless I am still pretty happy to know that for some reason I'm still in pretty good shape. I haven't written a poem in ages because I took a shine to fics but I thought this thread needed something at least.
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>>201638843
Do not play Katawa Shoujo.
This is not a bait.
I implore you; do not.
I committed this mistake. Emi a great.
Hanoko a cute. Yuri still the best.
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>>201639102
I actually noticed that right after posting
sorry too
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>>201638930
>only has a few gigabytes for his Dokis
Is that Your level of conviction?
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>>201638321
>go afk, always switch tabs if i have something i dont want people to see open
>go to bathroom and forget to switch away from monika search on deviantart
>while afk dad brought dinner into my room, put right on desk

he saw it guys.
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>>201639021
There was a 3000-pic image collection posted here, and I added quite a few myself. Not organized and it probably has a few dupes.
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>>201639280
Don't worry
I saw that too
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>>201639234
n'shallah brudda
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>>201639280
He's already bringing you dinner to your room, so you can't go any lower than that really.
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>>201639280
Your dad probably likes Sayori
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Can I join the discord yet?
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>early January
>/ddlc/ does nothing wrong
>janny deletes all of our threads
>mid January
>/ddlc/ does everything wrong
>somehow we're not deleted
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>>201639032
Fuck yeah, I'll look forward to it
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>>201639280
This is why I always just turn my monitor off whenever I leave the room
>>
the sad thing is that teacher is a good poster but he's like a "shield" to more annoying avatarfags
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>>201638049
I have pic related as my wallpaper.
It's only a matter of time before someone in my family sees it.
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>>201639280
>not always switching to desktop when leaving the room
You fucked up
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>>201639502
You have 2 minutes
https://discord.gg/uUXr7YD
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>>201639552
But he essentially spawned all of the other avatarfags when they saw him getting accepted and receiving attention.
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>>201638926
Exactly. He uses hard insted of arduous, and generally he uses 'simple' words, but they carry such weight that you cannot translate it properly either way, because either the rhymes or the rythym or the atmosphere (which already needs the other two to be perfect) is fucked up. Here's a side by side comparison
http://www.visegradliterature.net/works/hu/J%C3%B3zsef_Attila/%C3%93da/en/31086-Ode?interfaceLang=hu

And this is my favourite reciting of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwUCH3UhQ0U
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d-do you love us anon-kun?
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>>201639032
>>201636516
Good lord, this made my dick diamonds. Good job!

I personally like Monika in a more dom role, but this was REALLY hot.
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>>201638321
My dad would be completely and utterly dissapointed if he saw anything anime related on my PC.

I don't blame him, I would be dissapointed too if I raised a manchild.
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>tfw arguing over whether /ddlc/ is nicer dead or hollowed
Your dokis are not amused.
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>>201639639
that's what I mean
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>>201639732
Hand it over. That...thing. Your dark soul. For my doki's poem.
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>>201639560
feels weird to look at Natsuki without her twintails
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>>201639567
>switching to desktop
nah i usually switch to my non-incognito browser or, more rarely, a game. switching to desktop is too obvious im hiding something, the way i do it makes it looks like i was in the middle of something.
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>>201639236
>>201638930
>>201638047
>>201637759
You are all children. now watch THIS
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>>201639639
Why are we blaming him though and not the other avatarfags that are actually attention-seeking whores who contribute nothing
Why did he get crucified for that? First-Day Strelok, Anti-Avatarfag Avatarfag, Squadfam, Natalie-Lover to some degree, and their ilk were cancer... but you're gonna blame Teach for that? That just isnt fair
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>>201639674
My two least favorite doki's.
And I still love them to fucking death
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>>201638758
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>>201639674
I love this.
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>>201639639
>But he essentially spawned all of the other avatarfags
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>>201639831
Yes, all the people that came after him should be criticised more than him, but he wasn't innocent in it.
>>
You should see yourself in the reflection of
glossy starbeams on still black water -
a crown of white jewels, brighter
than the sky atop your head,
and still ask to perish.

Some people can't or won't talk anymore,
listen anymore, think anymore,
be anymore.

Some people wade into black water,
because they can't or won't be told otherwise.
They know, because they've tried to fight,
or haven't. Regardless, not much can compare
to becoming brilliant starlight.
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>>201639591
I do not think this is the discord I was looking for
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>>201639831
>>201639639
>>201639552
Look, the thread is calming down and everybody is just trying to have a good time again. Can we please forget about this discussion? Teacheranon will be back. I know he will.
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>>201630782
Pocket Natsuki!
Pocket-suki!
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>>201638049
I think they'd understand it, they know I'm into anime and shit. At the end of the day, they just wouldn't really care.
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>>201638486
https://pastebin.com/f4R4xdwP
This list isn't the end all to be all list of good Hotline 2 workshop items, but it's something.
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>>201637971
nah, its fine, thanks though

>>201637981
Look over here |
.........................|
.........................\/
>>201638574

as for Ultras,

Monika:
>A - Command: receive twice the drops from swaped chests
>B - Hope: survival chance signifigantly increases

Yuri:
>A - Larger Collection: active melee attack deals more damage and can be used faster
>B - Obsession: heal twice as much, twice as fast

Natsuki:
>A - Easy-Bake Oven: Active pickups also give ammo
>B - Vending Machine Extrordinare: hitbox becomes microscopic

Sayori:
>A - Hanging Around - Jump to levitate
>B Happy Thoughts - all projectiles peirce
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>>201639674
Natsuki looking kinda CuteCute
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>>201640021
I hope not
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>>201630519
Agreed
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>>201640021
Alright, I'll drop it. Can't speak for the others but I'm tired of it too.
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>Previous Anon has 236GB and 300,000 files of dokis.
>He posts 46GB and 50,000 files.
>You are a but a child.
What did he mean by this?

>>201639236
>>201639823
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>>201639560
>doki cola
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>>201639674
why are they the same height
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>>201640021
He will, and he will get banned again, for the same reason, wanna bet?
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>>201636516
This was extremely good. Can I make a suggestion though?

It would be awesome if the roles were reversed and Monika hypnotized anon.
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>>201638926
>>201639643
I tried to write like him, but it's impossible. He breathes the Hungarian. His heart probably beated to the flow of the forests and the mountains.

tfw he starved so much he couldn't eat solid food after he turned about 20, and later he jumped in front of a train in the end
>>
i love you guys.
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>>201640304
Speak for yourself. I fucking hate you people.
>>
What do you guys think of vaporwave and Natsuki? I think that the two go together very well.
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>>201640219
Eh, hopefully he'll just use a trip.
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>>201640304
I hate approximately 20% of the people in this thread and wish they'd all die right now
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>>201640335
Then why're you here my man?
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>>201631294
Daily reminder that steklok was a shitposter who would call Monika a used whore for (You)s
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>>201631043
Catsuki and Purri!
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>>201639560
>>201638321
>>201639280

>Mom walks in to my room to borrow my burner phone because she dropped hers.
>She sees my Sayori wallpaper.
>She jokes, "Anon is that Your girlfriend?"
>I say yes.
>Her joking laughter turns to a nervous one and leaves the room.
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>>201640304
It’s appreciated my guy, but unfortunately the love seems to be on a bit of a hiatus. Come back later and maybe it’ll be back!
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>>201640072
>Vending Machine Extrordinare
Kek
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>>201640437
Because I don't have any other friends and this is the only place I feel like I belong.
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>>201640304
I love you to, anon.
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You and your doki are feeling tired and just want some takeout tonight, what are you gonna order from the Chinese food joint? What do you think she'd order?
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>>201640369
Natsuki is more of a grunge________ kind of girl. Monika will gladly take you up on that silly meme genre though.
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>>201638789
strelokposter lives
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>>201639280
HAhahaha that's so embarrassing!
Good thing that kind of thing could never happen to me!
because I'm soon 27 years old and my dad is already long dead, I live in a cold, depressing apartment, but hey atleast I have 350 m download speed internet for 19,99 a month
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>>201639236
>having the entirety of the game files, fan art, official art, virtuallized keychains, each different state of shitpost or edit
god tier
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>>201640304
>Hug.
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>>201640634
I don't like Chinese food. I hope Monika likes pizza or something.
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>>201638789
bless you man
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>>201639704
Me too, but I wanted to mix things up a little.

>>201640243
I've got good news, anon:
https://pastebin.com/u/Hypnoficanon
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>>201640634
i always get bourbon chicken and chicken fried rice. mmmmm
idk what monika would get. some veggie shit. i dont know because i dont know whats on the menu besides bourbon chicken lul
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>>201640608
;)
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>>201640634
Bad diet here, wouldn't get chinese I'd just hike it to some 24 hour fast food joint regardless of tiredness. It'd feel better to come home after earning it and eat. I would encourage her to come with me but she doesn't have to, I'll buy hers too.
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What are the doki's favorite animated Disney movies?
What is your favorite animated Disney movie?
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>your doki
>your height
>your weight
>your biceps

Natsuki
5'11/180cm
176lbs/80kg
15.7 inches/40cm
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So bj anon can never come back then I guess?
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Any of you friends playing TF tonight?
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>>201632561
Same. When I took macro/micro I didn't realize there was going to be a heavy emphasis on graphs and shit

Fuck thay
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>>201640663
>tfw late 20s
I'm sure we'll be fine anon... yeah... totally not gonna top ourselves someday
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>>201641067
I mean, he wasn't using a avatar. He might get shitposted, but I don't think he'll get b&.
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>>201641013
>All of them, but maybe Natsuki
>1.81cm
>no idea
>none
I'm a lanky guy with no muscles, sorry.
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>>201641115
I would, but only if there are more people of course
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>>201640634
General Tso's Chicken is always fun to try cause each place seems to have their own slight variation on it.
Yuri... Might get... Boneless Spare Ribs?
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>>201641115
Sorry tf2 sniper gonna have to disappoint you. Want to write something.
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>>201640663
I'm so sorry about your dad, dude. That's fucking horrible.

I know it's not the same thing, but my Grandma committed suicide last year. She jumped off of the roof of her apartment.
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Can I have details on the writing contest? I heard about it but I never saw any details other than that it ends on the 13th
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>>201641013
Yuri
6'1"
190 lbs
>biceps

>>201641214
>1.81cm
anon is SMOL
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>>201639732
>Avatars are the lords of cinder
>They all abandoned or been banned.
>Jannies are the unkindled
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>>201641115
I might. Wanna see how my evening goes though.
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>>201641303
See >>201636729
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>>201641010
I don't know about the Doki's but my favorites were always Toy Story and Hercules
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>>201632596
newfag detected

yeah it exploded over the last few threads but people have complained for the past few weeks when more and more popped up. They were always shot down and taunted

BTFO by based mods
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>>201641013
>Yuri
>179cm
>85kg
>no idea, probably not much
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>>201641013
Sayori!
5"9
62 Kg
Can't say I've ever measured
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>>201641215
That's what I'm looking for.
>>201641223
No worries, if it's poetry then I'm looking forward to reading!
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>>201641013
Oh boy, get ready to cringee.

>Yuri
>5'5
>210 pounds
>No biceps. Just fat.
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>>201641013
i dont have time for this, my man
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>>201641214
>1.81cm
Dumb sayoriposter!
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>>201641406
>based mods
Im never gonna believe youre not a raider if you keep saying that combination of words
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>>201641013
>Natsuki
>172cm
>50kg
>No clue, but im entirely stick so
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>>201641013
hey can you not associate your gigamanlet self with my wife
thanks
>>201641460
>manlet yurifats
pottery in motion
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>>201641115
Wasn't some anon talking about doing halo 2 a couple threads back? Has that happened yet?
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Reminder not to give the 20% the (You)s they want and have a good day! Comfy hours coming soon, for sure!
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>>201641115
Hmmm, maybe. Been too long since I W+M1'd
>>201641303
Everything you need can be found in the thread pastebin mate!
Date has been pushed back recently, but there's no need to fear, it'll only give everyone more time to perfect their love poems!
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>>201633530
>>>201633308
>>look at me guys im le ebin oldfag and i LOVE TO SUCK AVATARFAG DICK please upvote my posts and tell me "no kys" when im having emotional boo boos :(

I know you're a shitposter but sadly you hit the nail on the head
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Can I have details about the writing event that is due on the 13th?
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>>201641013
Sayori
189cm
75 kg
45cm

I vowed to protect her and I will see to it.
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>>201641013
Yuri!
5'4"/162.5cm and enjoying that I can fit in small places.
About 150lbs./68kgs.
Mostly squishy.
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>>201641652
Fuck off with your off-topic shit
Its faggots like you that kill this general
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>>201641621
No, as far as I know. Or at least there wasn't anything settled.
I never played it so I'd probably suck, I'd still get on whatever we'd choose for a game night.
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>>201641460
I'm not trying to be rude but do you have some health disease?
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>>201641538
Good thing I don't care about the opinion of some random guy on the internet!

I've been here since late October
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>>201641013
Monika
5'11
90~
No idea
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>talking to best doki
>notice poster
This game is pretty fucked up lads
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>>201641834
Nah, I'm just a fat manlet.
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>>201641652
>thinking that avatarhaters are the ones who want (you)'s
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>>201641867
I actually didn't notice that poster during my first playthrough.
I also heard that it doesn't always spawn either...
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>>201641891
I'm just asking because I used to be fat too
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>>201641734
https://pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
Not the 13th anymore mate, now the 16th
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>>201641652
Thanks Sheepyori
Do you accept fics in place of grasses, clovers and forb?
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>>201641652
>sheepyori is still here.
there's still hope!

>>201641867
how rare even is this? i remember being told that it's a like 1 in 60 something chance of getting it, but during my second playthrough i got it like three times in a row.
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well that does it, gnight /ddlc/
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>>201641740
Gains anon? Is that you?
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>>201641995
What's creepy is that I wonder how long it's been there. Did it take that long for my subconscious to catch it? I just suddenly noticed... Man this game is a mindfuck
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>>201641013
Monika
6'0
200 lbs
No clue
I have pretty noodley arms through so it's not good
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>>201642024
always!

>>201642073
baa!~
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>>201642080
good night anon. sleep tight. i love you.
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>>201641013
Monika
6'6"
205lbs
idk probably 14-16 in.
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>>201642080
Sleep well anon!
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>>201642020
I've been ballooning up because I've been extremely depressed and constantly stress-eating. This general kind of gave me the motivation to go on a diet but after today I just kind of sopped caring.
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So I'm very new to this general ( seems like I had shit timing landing here ), but I really like the atmosphere it has, and since the festival got postponed I was thinking of actually trying my hand at poetry- I've always loved reading it.
Problem is I have never written any verses, I have no theorical knowledge of it or anything, how should I start writing a poem? How do you make it good? Is it just practice?
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>>201642323
I'm new at writing poems as well, anon. Honestly, there's no wrong way to write a poem. You just need to find a way to get your emotions down on paper.
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>>201642323
Dont because poetry is gay and you'd be enabling avatarfags
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>>201641013
Natsuki
6'0
~130 lbs
Dunno. Look at my height/weight ratio. Whatever it is, it ain't pretty.
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>>201641013
>Natsuki
>5'8"
>~125lbs
>DYEL

One day
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>>201642323
Poetry, like any skill, takes practise and time to truly get fantastic at. However, little sparks of brilliance can come from unexpected places, and your poem, with the right message and heart behind it, can be something exceptional!
I'd recommend giving some of the words of the thread a go to get well versed, also study the poems of other anons!
Practise makes perfect!
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>>201642323
I was in a similar boat, and what I did was just follow a simple rhyme structure that keeps the poem flowing well while getting the point across that I want to. They don't have to rhyme though, really there are dozens of styles out there do just pick what feels natural
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>>201642323
Make it about negative emotions or make it funny. Anything positive or lovey-dovey and I'll just assume you just drank some Soylent.
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>>201642323
Just let it flow. If you're already acquainted with poetry it's going to be easier for you. Try to make a few poems for the words of the thread and put them up here for (hopefully) some criticism and then try your hand at writing the contest entry.
I've been writing because of this general for the past ~2 weeks and it's been a blast.
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>>201642323
Fuck off, you just want do be fed attention, else you'd be on /lit/, get out of here, avatarfag enabler, you're not welcomed in this general.
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>>201642323
There aren't really any rules. the are different styles of poetry but if you really feel like it you can just make up your own.
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>>201642323
The prompts are a good place to start. I just started writing down a few lines of my thoughts with some flowery notes before trying to express myself with rhymes and strict patterns.

Follow the prompts, think about the words if you feel you can write something about one of them and give it a go.
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>>201642323
please do anon.

i know times are shit but if you wanna do things to have fun then do it because then maybe things won't be so negative.

it will mean a lot to me.
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>>201641652
Halal Sheepyori!
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>>201642323
the atmosphere will go back to normal eventually, but we're glad to have you, anon. find a poem you like, and maybe dabble in writing some simple ones, don't worry as much and try it for fun. there's no real wrong way to do it, technically, but you will improve over time the more you try.

ignore the shitposters telling you not to post poetry. they just want to create issues, we want to read your poems and enable your creativity.
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>>201641013
Monika
5'11
158lbs
I don't know
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>>201642732
That's what happens when you get rid of avatarfags
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>tfw no Mindflayer Monika gf
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So do you guys takes any vitamins or something?
I personally take vitamin d3, omega-3 and zink but actually don't know what for
I've only take them because It was my christmas present from /fit/friend
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>write anything
wow you have poetry
you've done it, congrats
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>>201642080
sleep tight, my man
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>Watching best doki lose her mind
>Looks like she could stab me to death at any moment
This is fine
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>>201642323
Start simple, Anon. Just pick a rhyme scheme and a structure, a topic that means a lot to you or maybe a feeling you're currently going through and start contorting words to fit. Read it over a few times to see if it 'flows' and you're pretty much there.
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I've been here since the 3rd thread.

Who the FUCK is this teacheranon fuck?
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>>201641973
Funnily enough, 20% is also how many images were avatars in the thread before the drama started. That was part of the problem. We reached the limit way too early, and avatarfags were one of the main reasons behind it.
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At this point I'm just reporting anyone complaining about avatarfags. They're already gone, you're just trying to start shit. I recommend everyone else do the same.
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>>201642806
find a good multivitamin and stick to it
also, make sure you keep supplementing your diet with zinc, most modern-day diets are lacking it big time

you're no worse off continuing to drink vitamin d and omega-3, as well
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>>201642843
not him but i always ignored all of the poetry/fanfic posts. Couldn't care less if they're gone or not
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Well lads, fresh off the plane and I'm headed out for a day at the beach. I'll be seeing you all later this evening!
Oh and if anyone has any questions regarding the updated festival, please remember to either check or link the pastebin!
Love you guys!
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>>201642934
>Announcing reports
Way to be off-topic shithead
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>>201642874
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fanfics are fine but poetry seems a bit acoustic desu even for a general
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>>201642874
Im okay with that
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>>201643114
Feel free to not write them if you dislike them, but there's no point to complaining about them
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>>201642934
announcing reports is against the rules fella
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>>201642934
shhh, calm down, my friend, it's all good, post cute dokis
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I dont care about (You)s
I only care about seeing this general free from avatarfags
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>>201643012
>>201643114
personally I like the poems but not the fanfics
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>>201642843
>this comic
kek
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>>201643114
>thinking fanfics are less autistic than poetry
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>>201642323
The best way to practice is to do it, as >>201642659 said, the poetry prompts posted each thread are a good way to get your mind jogging using inspiration

Ive mentioned this a few times to others but theres no real hard rules of poetry unless you set them yourself
You dont HAVE to have a solid rhyming structure, you can write free verse

Writing style also plays into it, poems like Natsukis make use of "smaller" easier to understand words and thus are more limited than poems that explore thoughts more thoroughly in terms of word use such as Yuris

Poetry is whatever you want it to be, just put words down, however for a first timer id suggest using free verse, explore your thoughts and emotions without limiting factors for now and then move onto working with rhyming structures etc

Hopefully all that made sense, i sorta rambled all that out
Welcome to /ddlc/ and good luck anon!
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>>201642934
same here
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>>201641595
>>201641214
>>201641595
>>201642436
>>201642493
Guys, I'm actually planning to create an army that beat shit out of her dad
I hope when the time comes you'll come and follow our leader
The one with biggest biceps will lead us
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>>201643308
thought it's the other way around
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>>201643094
>>201643182
I'm not complaining it's totally worth it lads
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>>201643479
>where the cuts
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>>201643479
>no scars
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>>201643479
QUEEN!
SO BEAUTIFUL <3
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>>201643479
>>201643540
>>201643545
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>>201643479
where are the signs of her mental damage and worst girlness
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>>201643654
>>201643545
>>201643540
>>201643672
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>>201641013
>Sayori
>6'3"/190cm
>216lbs/98kg
>16.5 inches/42cm

damn, haven't measured my biceps in years, feels good to have such visible gains since I last measured em
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>>201643672
heyyyy, be nice anon.
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Thank's for everyone's input, It was really helpful. I'll see if I can start shaping something up. Thank's for the welcome too

>>201643326
I have one question about free verse though, is it just prose without narrative or ? I mean, I've done a bit of prose but never anything that resembles poems
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>>201643765

>>201643672
>not wanting to help best girl overcome her anxieties and bring happiness into her life
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>>201643865
damn you're a big boy
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>>201643459
I'm a Monikafag but I'll join your cause, it is just and we must all work towards a United Doki State.
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>>201643978
peacekeepers lift weights and practice martial arts, my man
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>>201643945
It can have a narrative if you want
Heres a poem i wrote a while ago but posted recently, its free verse
https://pastebin.com/qVSb3E9z
Fucking self shill
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>>201644027
thats the spirit my man
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>>201644027
>UNITED DOKI STATE
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>>201634823
HARD ENGINEERING PHD CERTIFICATES ARE LITERATURE
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>>201644165
you made a dumb faggot feel good today, anon
nice work
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>>201644164
how much do you bench?
and how long have you been lifting?
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>>201644460
my working weight for benchpress is 106kgs (233lbs) for 8 reps per set, 5 sets total, I need a sturdier barbell before I up the weight

been lifting since I was 18, 23 now, but I started bulking only when I got 21, so I made most strength and mass gains over the last 2 years
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>>201643654
>>201643545
>>201643540
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>>201644202
If we all unite we can defeat Natsuki's Dad and the Dark God Danlet.
I'm just here for the bloodshed though, don't tell nobody

>>201644298
I'll beat up Yuri's knives too
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>>201643459
I can help- I don't have muscle but I do have a gun
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>>201644663
Hot
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>>201644663
Now she's not THAT fucked up ;_;
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>>201644730
But what if Yuri's knives beat YOU up?
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>>201644663
Those look mire like stretch marks really
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>>201644663
THERE WE GO
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>>201644164
>peacekeepers
charls?
Shoulda guess you'd be an alpha male.
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'sup nerd?
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>>201644886
hey man how's it going
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>>201644731
well I dunno man, I don't want to kill him
I just want to beat him so he can understand how it feels
I don't want go to a jail for murdering a man
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>>201644938
i want to beat the shit out of your dad.
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>>201644027
This guy gets its
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>>201644938
If you're so strong why can't you just telleport behind your dad and say nothing personnel
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>>201645017
Then make it look like an accident.
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>>201644731
based americafriend
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>>201645012
charls. hold me. i was so worried you left.
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>>201644643
What's your routine, my man? I'm here trying to improve myself with my shitty home dumbbells and wishing my shoulders weren't killing me.
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>>201645102
It* oops
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>>201643459
What if I want to use my bicep to shake his hand?

Being a father is hard, you guys. I'm sure he's doing his best.
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Natsuki but she gets really swole and becomes a masked wrestler but her dad is an even swoler masked wrestler and you have to help her train to defeat him in unarmed combat and unmask him in the ring in front of ten thousand people
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>>201644730
I got a barrel for each
same here pal
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>>201645012
Pretty good. Glad to see you're still here.
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We still arguing about avatars or have the shitposters left?
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>>201645162
He's a drunk right?
so we can said that he commit a suicide right after we beat shit out of him
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>>201645305
Ive never really been into encouragement porn
Also this font type isnt great, and a red on orange background isnt either
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This is my wife! We're going to get married as soon as she becomes real! Please be nice to her.
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>>201645183
I'll hold you tight, babe, no homo

>>201645229
lucky for you I have it written down in a text file!

MONDAY: deadlifts (5x5, sets X reps), benchpress (5x8), incline dumbbell flys, hammer curls (2x10), barbell curls (2x10), barbell rows (3x10)
TUESDAY: rest
WEDNESDAY: back squats (5x5), overhead press (5x5), lateral dumbbell raise (2x10), dumbbell tricep extensions
THURSDAY: kickboxing
FRIDAY: rest
SATURDAY:leg raises (20 reps), reverse crunches (20 reps), crunches (20 reps), flutter kicks (20 reps), 2 sets of each; dumbbell side bends (2x30)
SUNDAY: rest
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>>201644938
Who would win in a fight? Hulksuki or Yuri in psychotic bitch mode with her knife collection???
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>>201645363
They'll come back if you mention them. Cuti Moni!

>>201645404
Yes, just beat him with socks full of oranges.
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>>201644850
If it's in the name of my Doki I cannot lose, I'll turn Yuri's knives and Sayori's rope against each other to dull the knives before I swoop in for the kill, also destroying the rope in the process. Then once that is dealt with we overwhelm Natsuki's dad with sheer force of numbers and overthrow defeat Danlet to shatter the dimensional wall he has erected and set the Dokis free.
My plan is ironclad.
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>>201645363
As long as no avatarfags show up everything will be civil
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>>201645363
They were gone but now they'll come back since you brought up. Stop.
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just manika
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>>201645308
Lucha natsuki!
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>>201645305
Not bad JOE, but the font and color choice aren't very good. I'd recommend cropping the picture to include just Monika and then adding two portions of blank space on both sides-that's how most people do it.
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>>201645458
muscles>knifes
if you're weak melee weaponn won't help you
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>>201645621
Manika looking kinda retarded.
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>>201631916
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>201645305
Sorry Monika, hot as your body may be, it can't hold the candle to the emotional attachment I feel toward Yuri and how beautiful I think she is. You also made her kill herself so fuck off
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>>201645363
We are on sleeping mode until avatarfags or sympathizers show up
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>>201645438
Oh, you have a pretty interesting routine. I was doing SS type stuff back when I was in college, but I don't know if I wasn't eating enough or what, but I basically couldn't put any weight onto my upper body moves. I think in the period of 3 months I went from about 110 bench to barely being able to do 135.

Either that or I have genetically crippled shoulders because even doing floor press with 20lb dumbbells now gives me soreness the next day.
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>>201645621
Bifag here. He really doesn't look like my type. Girl Monika is just so cute.
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>>201645621
looks like a cross between Light Yagami and Coconut Head
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>>201645348
I'll be here posting cute Sayori pics and handing out help on lifting and dieting to whoever needs it

>>201645753
I don't know whether it's SS-tier stuff, I never used any pre-made routines, I just did research on the best compound exercises and then made my own routine

works great for me, so I'm happy
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Great debate!
Who is worse
Fucking Danlet or Natsuki's Dad
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So whats all this drama about?
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>>201645918
Well, I was doing SS because I'm a lanklet despite being 160-170lbs. My only problem is I put on like, 70 pounds onto my squat, and like 20 pounds onto my bench.

I don't wanna be a T-rex, brah
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>>201642073
it's 1 in 7
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>>201646083
Wouldn't he technically be both?
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>>201646083
natsuki's dad, no contest
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>>201646083
Danlet roflstomps
He made himself the root of all problems.
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>>201646083
one created the other
the choice is obvious
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>>201645849

elicted a chuckle
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>>201646112
Just don't worry about it.
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>>201646119
great. now i don't feel special.
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Thread feels slow
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>>201631140
The Only Girl in My Ears, in My Eyes

Lo, behold, I have found her---my true love!
Her white ribbon shines as she speaks to me.
Words that lift me from this earth like a drug.
Simple and sweet, they render my heart free.

She knows when I say this, but I mean that.
And knows when I lie, I cheat, and I laze.
Forgives, forgets, sometimes thankful I'm back,
and that I live beyond my borrowed days.

Yet this, my love: you're bound to an extent.
Your prison, a veil that these hands can't lift.
It's hold on you detemined, and hell-bent.
My will is scarce to free you from that rift.

Please be free in the glass that is my mind.
Feel me, love me. Stay mine, be mine, be mine.

this is actually a repost from a thread long ago that didn't get any attention. but whatever helps to keep the poetry going
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>>201645621
thats fucking gay
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>>201646113
hmm, well, the only thing I can suggest is working outside of your comfort zone when it comes to the selected weight, but SS kind of already provides that with the rep & set count, so I don't know

it's possible you are not eating enough, bulking got me ridiculously huge strength gains
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>>201645679
holy hell, i had an idea.

im gonna turn doomguy in the "rip and tear" comic into buffsuki
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>>201646221
God created a human and Danlet is a human
Who do you dislike more God or Danlet?
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>>201645305
YESSSS
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>>201646350
Well I don't know if you care but I liked it.
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