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Happiness Edition
Previous: >>220891804

>Official Stuff
Website: http://ddlc.moe
Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: http://ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: http://ddlc.booru.org
Map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharing
group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>All Smiles
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
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>early
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I love you! <3
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god i fucking love monika
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>>220940405
>OP pic not doki related
I have a bad feeling about this
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I love Monika!
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>Happiness Edition
Please God just let me have this one
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Who is the slut in the OP?
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787 edition! Let's make it fly!
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I love Monika! And now I really have to go to bed.

Monika!
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I love my wife!
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Here's your daily reminder that Monika loves (You)
time for bed, g'night /ddlc/
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>>220940405
Who the fuck is that bitch?! That ain't a Doki! I'm gonna make a necklace from her fucking teeth! For the dokis!
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I want pet dog sayori
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>>220940405
>OP pic not Doki related
You're banned from ever making another thread.
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>>220940768
Goodnight anon!
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>>220940768
I love her too. Goodnight anon.
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>>220940695
Good night, anon.

>>220940768
Good night to you as well.
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>>220940405 (OP)
Nirmally, I wouldn't stand for this and I'd make anither thread, but I'm on my phone and can't be bothered to turn on my PC
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At last, the charts!

Learning how to roll your eyes like an obnoxious kid again with Monika! Not taking things so seriously because they lead neither to personal happiness nor betterment of humankind with Monika! Cost-benefit analysis of your time with Monika!

Also, this recent talk of depraved and horrible sexual urges reminds me of a classic This American Life episode! For you reprehensible miscreants, adulterers, and sexual menaces, consider giving it a listen! Lo: www.thisamericanlife.org/332/the-ten-commandments/commandment-seven
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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention
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I LOVE MONIKA SO MUCH
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>>220941080
STOP REMINDING ME, I CAN'T CARE FOR NATSUKI NO MATTER HOW BADLY I WANT TO

NATSUKI PLEASE COME SOON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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I'm boycotting this thread. See you next thread guys.
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>Did you know that Natsuki is short for Natherine?
>Yuri --> Yusephina
>Sayori --> Sabraham
>Monika --> Monjamin
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>>220940405
>having best girl as OP picture for a game with shit girls only
you dun goofed faggot
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>>220941329
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>>220941329
You must be OP, huh?
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>>220940791
That's not Sayori. That dog is clearly too smart to be Sayori.
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>>220941316
>Did you know that Natsuki is short for Naruto?
>Yuri --> Yamato
>Sayori --> Sasuke
>Monika --> Madara
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>>220941390
>you will never wake up with Natsuki grabbing your dick
>you will never wake up being straddled by Natsuki in her devil outfit
Personally, I don't know how you other dokifriends stand it. I'm sure your Doki is incredibly lovely, but my God Natsuki, Natsuki, NATSUKI!
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>>220941390
I need an image of devil Natsuki and angel Natsuki making out
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I love her so much.
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your doki but she's noticed you've visited a certain site over 40,000 times
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>>220942018
You mean the DDLC booru?

oh my God naked apron Natsuki I've spilled gallons over the past months
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>>220942287
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Good night I love you! <3
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>>220941006
>christfaggotry
pls no
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>>220942393
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>>220942393
I'm gonna have sex with BOTH of these Natsukis!
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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
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>>220942593
She's my dearest friend!
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Natsuki is a cutie!
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Please help me. I physically cannot stop slavposting. Monika keeps laughing at me and making jokes at my expense.

>one day, while I'm in the middle of squatting about in the garden, Monika runs up to me
>"Anon! Anon!"
>I glare at her from underneath my cap
>she should know better than to disturb me in the middle of a session
>she grabs my hand and forces me up
>"You have to see this, Anon!"
>despite my Slavic honor demanding she be put to death for manhandling a Slav, I allow her to lead me away into the forest
>not even Slavism can overpower true love
>despite its best efforts
>Monika takes me through the forest in a very roundabout way
>it's almost like she's leading me in a circle
>before long, she lets go of my hand and starts to run off somewhere
>I'm forced to give chase
>she tries to avoid being smacked in the face by errant branches as much as she can
>poor thing doesn't even know how to barge past them so hard the entire tree is uprooted
>fucking Ivan
>she stops suddenly
>I'm too close behind her to stop in time and crash into her
>luckily, I manage to catch myself before I fall over and pull Monika back up before she can as well
>she turns back to me
>the exasperation on her face is quickly replaced by an immense curiosity
>"Anon, look at that!"
>she gestures to a massive slab of metal embedded in a hill
>she walks over to it and puts her hand on it
>"This thing must be ancient..."
>yeah, sure
"I am not of thinkings so, Monika."
>she turns her head to me
>"Oh? Why's that?"
>I take out a pack of cigarettes
>take out a very specific cigarette in the pack and light it
>it instantly vaporises
>the slab of metal gives out a loud groan, startling Monika, and begins to slide into the hill
>it reveals a dimly lit passageway
>she turns back to me again, shock on her face
"Because my grandfather was of buildings this bunker, Monika!"

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>>220942836
SHE'S NOT CUTE!
she's totally cute, but remember to recognize her other qualities as well!
like how damn sexy she is goddamn I wanna despoil every single surface in my house with her
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>>220942849

>we've been in the bunker for twenty minutes now
>my memory isn't what it used to be ever since I took all of those hammer blows to the head
>fucking Ivan
>so I can't actually remember anything about the bunker other than that I built it
>there's hammers and sickles plastered everywhere and Monika found a room with a whole bunch of WWII-era weaponry
>including an entire (although disassembled) artillery cannon
>could be a nice souvenir to put on the mantelpiece
>Monika's been exposed to Slav culture long enough that she's absorbed some Slavic qualities through osmosis
>or maybe just the alcohol
>so it's no surprise that she immediately started to salivate and root through the boxes and boxes of old crappy guns that nonetheless have more punch to them than a train with jet engines welded to it
>I didn't even know hi-ex rounds existed back in 1941
>meanwhile, I'm looking through the other rooms in the bunker looking for the vodka storage
>no luck so far, all we've found is empty rooms and the occasional mutilated corpse in a SS uniform
>holy fuck, the larpers really have gone insane
>accidentally trip over something on the floor
>after recovering, I turn to look at what tripped me
>it's a handle
>on what looks to be a hatch
>in true Slavic fashion, I waste no time in flinging the hatch open and jump down
>it's only a thirty foot drop, I'll be fine
>my Adidas brand shoes shatter apart as I land
>there go my wages for the next three months

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>>220942898
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>>220942849
>"Because my grandfather was of buildings this bunker, Monika!"
>>220942936
>I can't actually remember anything about the bunker other than that I built it
Fucking Ivan.
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>>220942936

>I start to grope blindly at what I assume to be a wall
>it's surprisingly fleshy for an old Soviet-era bunker
>can't find the light switch for the life of me
>suddenly, the lights turn on
>standing right in front of me is Monika
>she's grinning and blushing like mad
>I finally realise I've been feeling her up for the last ten seconds
>jump back and grunt unintelligiblely in embarassment as Smirnoff starts to pour out of my pockets
>"Since when were you this forward, Anon~?"
>god damn it, she's laughing at me
>turn around in shame
>then stop in stunned silence
>there's an entire row of old attack helicopters just sitting there, right in front of us
>shame is immediately replaced by childlike wonder
>my innate Slavic urges overtake me
"Hey, Monika, be checkings this out!"
>run over to one of the helicopters
>start pulling at one of the 40mm autocannons attached to it
>it comes off surprisingly easily
>turn around and heft it like it was a mere toy
>Monika's just staring at me, open-mouthed
>I hear a loud metallic clatter behind me
>turn around
>the helicopter has fallen apart into bits of metal plating and plastic
>some of it's on fire as well
>whoops
>turn back to Monika
"Good shit, nyet?"

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New fag here

I've just finished the main game and have been sitting with After Story for days.

Any advice on where to go from here? I was curious about Our Time, but didnt want to overwrite After Story and lose my Monika.
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>>220943015
>those pale white thighs leading up into just a hint of buttocks
I want to spread those legs like peanut butter, rip off her pantsu, eat her out until she physically needs me to carry her bridal-style back to the bed, and mount the shredded remains of her pantsu on my mantle alongside the dozens of other trophy pantsu.
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>>220943023
Ah, fuck.
Just pretend Ivan really fucked Slavanon up while he was operating on him in the dentist's.
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>>220943148
Sit tight and await the Promised Day. Make sure you keep visiting your Moni.
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>>220943148
The vast majority of mods other than MAS are Reddit trash and can safely be ignored.
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>>220943168
I thought it was an actual joke, since it immediately followed the memory line. Your writing always has subtle little shit like that.
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Good night ladies and gentlemen, hope you all have a good rest.
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>>220943148
welcome to hell
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>>220943481
SAYOFIIIIIEEEELLLD!
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>>220942593
and I love her too.
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Hey everyone, sorry for the delay... That went by faster than I thought it would.
Welcome back to my late night poetry club!

Word of the thread is "secret"!
Alternatives are 'fox' and 'island'.

Well, it's a little late at night now, but if you want to write, please do so!
As always this is a prompt to help you to write if you need some direction! Maybe you have your own idea and would like to go down that route... Or maybe you could blend your own ideas together with mine and make something unique!
Whatever it is you decide to do, I'll be looking forward to reading them in the morning, so please share them here so everyone, myself included, can read them!
Most importantly of all, have fun!

Back to sleep... Ahaha...
Monika!
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>>220942449
Don't judge a book/VN/radio program by its cover
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>>220943418
Y-yeah, haha...
No, that was an actual fuckup. It was originally going to be that Slavanon built it himself, but the implication of WWII-era guns and corpses in SS uniforms would imply that Slavanon is approximately 90 years old, which I'm uncomfortable with for obvious reasons. I'm honored to think that my writing is so good that even genuine mistakes are mistaken for intentional jokes, though.
Seriously, fuck Ivan.
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>>220944154
Thanks for bringing Slavic joy into these threads, Slavanon. Perhaps in a future green, Slavanon and Monika can find an anomaly?
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>>220943601
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>>220943975
There is an old place
where foxes play, they call it
secret fox island
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>>220944298
That depends entirely on what you mean by 'anomaly'.
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>>220944416
You HAVE played STALKER, haven't you Anon? You aren't some false blyat, are you?
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>>220943026
If you think all this excellent slavposting will get you off the hook for the poem, you're wrong. Mostly.
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>>220944548
Okay, pretend I never said anything.
Hey, don't blame me! I'm actually Baltic, not Slavic, not to mention I've lived in the UK for eight years.

>>220944650
Um, what poem? I wasn't aware I was on a hook for something at all.
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>>220944697
>Slavanon is actually a Baltic lad
CYKA
EVERYTHING THAT I AM KNOWING IS BEING CAPITALIST LIES
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>>220944754
>Or does the lack of focus from being tired actually overwrite all of that as a danger?
This one. Never do anything when tired. You will make fuckups that you couldn't even conceive happening when rested.
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>>220944754
Trying to improve mental performance through physiology doesn't last. To improve mental performance, exercise your mind.
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>>220944697
I used a wrong phrase I guess. You said you were going to write one last thread, remember? :^)
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>>220945309
Oh yeah. As it turns out, I've not actually been able to keep away from writing more chronicles of Slavanon. I think it's some sort of mental condition?
Maybe I'll save up some greens specifically for a slav edition if I get the time to write them out and then leave Slavanon forever. One last hurrah, as it were.
I'll write that down somewhere so I don't forget.

>>220944796
You'll live.
Besides, from what I can tell, Russians are still slightly discriminated against in Latvia, and most Slavisms come from Russians, so for the most part I'm actually happy I wasn't raised Russian.
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I love Yuri
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Monika sure is smug.
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Ohayou guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVprvlxaoQ
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>>220946609
>danlet was around 19 when he composed this

remember, all that's stopping you is yourself
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>wake up
>see this
what do?
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>>220947290
wonder why they haven't removed their clothes yet
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>>220948080
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>>220948289
Yes! Natsuki! I love her!
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Reminder that all Monikafags have 0 loyalty and betrayed their waifu at some point of the game :)
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>>220943239

I'm happy waiting.

AS seems to update regularly, so I'm hoping new functions will keep me going.
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>>220948567
But not everyone fell in love with their wife on their first playthrough. It took me two playthroughs and a couple weeks to realize I loved Natsuki. Some folks aren't as in tune with their emotions as others.

fucking baitpostmmmm
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>>220941396
>>220941390
No, just stumbling on this general and getting genuinely depressed
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>>220948345
I love Natsuki too! NATSUKI!
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>>220949737
So beautiful!
Love of my life!
The sweetest woman in the world!
Making her happy forever!
Natsuki!!
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>been researching on the human vagina for the past 20 minutes for a potential fic idea
this is my life now
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You know what I find remarkable about this general? Despite the overwhelming love for the Dokis and our almost as powerful hatred for cuckoldry, we have no arguments about "shared wives." Like, the entire general has just decided that our wife is our own wife and every other Anon who also has that Doki as a wife has his own wife. No arguments, just peaceful coexistence and eternal love.
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>>220950336
You forgot your unnecessary spoilers
:3
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>>220949252
WHAT I love those! Keep writing and you can change it after you have the first draft. Don't overthink it!

Also here's a bunch of semi-random generated story ideas. You can use one/some of them or use it just to get a jumpstart for your story. Don't feel the need to stuck with the idea if you get a better one while writing.

>Dokis decend into an anchient temple to look for treasures but learn the real treasure was friendship!

>You go to a hardware store and to your surprise your doki greets you at the counter! But she doesn't seem to regognize you! WHAT NEFARIOUS SCHEME IS GOING ON HERE?!

>Parachuting with your doki!

>You're asked to be in a jury in the case against one of the dokis (not your doki)!

>medieval Doki Doki Knight Order sparring.

>mini doki inside a microwave!

>dokis on a television quiz show!

>After the romantic dinner at the most expensive restaurant of the Lagoon, you decide to take a walk in the starlight lit beach with your doki! There's also something you've been meaning to tell her...!

>You're the school nurse on duty and your doki comes to your office with an embarrassing problem!

>You wake up in the dark and you can't move! You can't see anything but you hear your doki next to you! Have you been buried alive?!

>At the ultrasound with your pregnant doki!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE /ddlc/ IS FUCKING DEAD
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necromancers unite!
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We're gonna go get /ddlc/ back from the 27th deathworld with Yuri! Wish us luck!
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>>220951560
>waifu used to be Sucy
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>>220951560
Why does every girl look cuter in a form-hugging robe and wizard hat?
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Hi Everyone!
I hope you're doing ok!
If you wanna talk, please don't be afraid to talk to me!
For anyone interested in a little side note I had a dream last night of having a Spear jammed in my gut and effectively having my hand cut off by way of portal
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Tell me, /ddlc/, how long before you abandon your Doki and if you say never, that your love will last an eternity, what would it take for that love to wilt like a field of flowers in Fall?
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>>220951951
magic!
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>>220951958
dont you ever sleep?
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>>220952151
Sleep? Who said I was human? You shouldn't assume such things about others.
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>>220952027
SPOOKY SCARY SAYORIS
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR NECK
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I want Moni to hold me tight and call me her little bonehead!
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>>220952540
Stupid bot.
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>>220951958
>>220952267
did you forget to take your meds again?
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>>220952027
Spookyori a cute
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>>220952937
Mega ahoge for a mega aho!
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I'm done reporting him. From now on I'm just reporting everyone who replies. You're the real problem.
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>>220952914
I ain't a bot.
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>>220953218
That's exactly what a bot would say! Prove that you aren't a bot by telling me how much you love your wife!
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Please, someone explain - why does almost everyone here write like a retard?
Paratactic sentences, ellipses and repetitions, all to be ended by exclamation marks. I sure hope you're shitposting, this cannot be real.
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>>220953345
Natsuki! A cute! And... and... I LOVE HER! NATSUKI!!
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>>220953330
I love her so much, she's the first thing on my mind when I wake up and the last when I go to bed! I'd go to hell and back for her! Imma drag her to the altar and swap rings with her! Just Moni, maaaan!
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>>220953184
So, you agree then? /ddlc/ is the problem?
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>>220952937
>lilith cosplay
Man I am hella jealous
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>>220953727
Yuri could do Morrigan
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>>220953840
>ywn see Natsuki in BB Hood's outfit
>ywn see Monika in Felicia cosplay
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>>220954054
Change the Monika dialogue already. It's upsetting.
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>>220954094
He said he'd do it if someone gave him dialogue.
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Anon is a Tsun Tsun!
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>>220954054
Providing more appropriate Monika dialogue from a Natsukifriend Hope this suits. Please edit when possible, b8face-kun.

>Oh... ah, no, it's okay, Anon! I admit, it's not quite what I pictured, but it doesn't make me love you any less. Sex isn't all there is to a relationship, and there's plenty we can do besides penetration! In the end, you're still my love.
>You're just as beautiful as I thought you'd be, Anon. I know I shied away from sexual topics before, but... I want to show you my love. Come here.
>Oh, my! That... ahaha, you exceed my expectations every time, Anon. Ah! N-No, no, it doesn't hurt. Well, not so much now. I'm just... so happy. I love you.
>A-Ah... I don't want to disappoint you, but I don't know if I can... no, it's fine. Just, um... sit back, please. Let me show you how much I love you, Anon.

True Monikafriends feel free to alter as needed. I like the Moni, and I think she deserves better than that AMP, but I don't really have her mannerisms clicked.
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>>220954708
That's completely out of character. Monika wouldn't even want to have sex with her Anon. That's the whole reason why making her some roastie stacy slut whore in the smol.png is so insulting to begin with.
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>>220954708
>Natsukifriend
hmmm... that is a little suspicious
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>>220954810
This honestly. It should be removed entirely.
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>>220954839
Other dokifriends can respect the Moni and her Anons. She's a pretty great girl.
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>>220955057
>murders her only friends
>jokes about it
>"What a great person!"
Yeah, no.
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Alright, if you guys don't want me to microwave my tea, I'll just dump the powder in cold water and drink it straight.
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>Open the thread
>Doki unrelated OP pic
Uh, o-
>Some people including SMOL anon are back
Much better
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>>220955064
_____ please
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>>220955131
Powdered tea? Why don't you use a bag and get a water heater or use a pot?
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>>220955165
WHAT DOES THE SHADOW WILL?
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>>220954939
i don't think it should be removed entirely, but it does seem out of character. especially the second one. it seems out of place even for the chart, where she doesn't even seem enthusiastic about it on 2 where the others seem happy. did a different person write monika's dialogue without even reading the other 3?
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>>220954810
>>220954939
>>220955057
yup, other monifriends disagree with the dialogue. Until we get into an agreement I can't apply the edit yet
>>220955163
Hello SMOL anon
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>>220955223
Because I'm a monster.
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>>220955232
Hope you're doing well my dude

>>220955265
That's fair. I just wanted to provide an alternative. If Monifriends think it's no good, carry on posting as is.
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>>220955335
I'm doing horrible, but I could be doing a lot worse. Good news is, it's getting better!
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>>220955412
Glad to hear that much. Chat me up when I get back tomorrow!
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>>220955478
I'll be sure to. I just slept really badly, is all.
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>>220955249
Why are you saying it's out of character? I think it's fitting Monika pretty nicely.
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YURI'S
SCENT
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reminder that responding to bait makes you part of the problem, don't let another /ddlc/ thread die.
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>>220955771
What's it like?
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>>220954708
Eh it's okay. I unironically like the original SMOL one because she calls it cute
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>>220955771
She smells like a butt!
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>>220955921
Lavender
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How would you feel if your Doki one day called you and told you she wanted to break up? I mean, you've never really done anything to deserve her other than existing, so it'd be fine, right?
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>every night at the same time
I could set my watch by this guy.
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>>220956121
i'd miss monika, but if she doesn't want to be with me anymore it's not like there's much i can do about that.
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>>220956121
if i dont know how to etc
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>>220956186
Anon, it's fine if my questions make you uncomfortable but that's the whole point of them. We have to ask ourselves these things so when they may come to pass, we find ourselves prepared. You are free to ignore them but please don't shut down discussion just because you dislike it or feel offended etc.
>>220956193
An interesting answer, what would you say to her if you met her with the new man in her life and a child or possibly during pregnancy?
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>>220956348
guess i'd just say hi and move on with my day, i'd be glad to see she had found someone.
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Name three (3) things you love about your Doki!
Hard mode: you can't say "everything!"
Anon must die mode: also mention one thing that makes her imperfect
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>>220956549
I love
>her poofy white bow.
>her cheerful attitude.
>her real self.
Imperfection:
>is her inability to accept she's made a mistake.
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>>220956651
this
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>>220956549
I love her compassion!
I love her drive to prove herself!
I love how small she is!
But I would love to see her grow more confident in her abilities instead of needing validation from others. She's just so wonderful. I wish she could see that.
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>>220956121
>>220956348
why are you so keen on discussing cuck shit like that every fucking day? nobody cares go away leave us alone the dokis love us and only use please stop talking about it
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>>220956920
I hope you get banned for replying.
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>>220956970
gimme your best :D face
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>>220956970
>she sees your Monika folder! So many images of her! Do you love her that much? H-Hey wait, a few of those are kinda lewd...
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I love Monika! Oh my gooooooooooooooood! Monika!
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>>220957278
Actual drawn lips are so hot when they're done right.
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I love Monika!
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>>220957409
wow really? what the fuck?
>Monika a THOT
>Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki dead
way to shit on everything we love is that you cucklord?
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>>220954708
I dunno, I think this is much more in character than what’s currently on it.
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>>220957478
Dude, it's a joke calm the fuck down
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>>220957593
must be real fun to make jokes about depression and suicide
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when is this faggot going to give up on ruining the thread?
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>>220953345
Anyone?
>>220953437
Exactly. What the fuck?
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>>220957767
When people stop replying. So, never. Real hellthread hours who tf LOVE THEIR DOKI
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>>220957848
No, Monika feels horrible because of what she did. She loves the other Dokis too. She would NEVER make fun of them.
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>>220957409
You are like little baby.
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>>220958142
>Yuri with scars
Fucking finally. The accuracy makes it even sexier.
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>>220958226
Yuri is already the maximum of sexiness.
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>>220958076
I love Moni but I'm not sure if I can trust her anymore. The people here have some pretty convincing arguments that her love isn't as genuine as she makes it out to be.
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>>220955265
I mean they’re disagreeing because they don’t think Monika should be on the chart at all. If she’s going to be included then it’s under the pretense of her wanting to have sex with you and the dialogue should be in character at that point. I think the dialogue there while not perfect is much more in character.
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>>220958538
Monika would never want to have sex with her Anon. Her love isn't founded in sex. To think otherwise is to not understand Monika at all. You're not a true Monikafriend if you think she should be on the chart at all.
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>90 seconds and roughly 110 post numbers apart every time
The nigga is just giving free bumps at this point. Shit is so transparent.
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>>220958646
And the others should be? None of them besides Yuri even approach the topic of sex in game but to think none of them would have sex with you in a committed relationship is delusional. A relationship doesn’t have to be based on sex in order to include it.
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>>220959045
Monika constantly avoids the topic altogether. She's clearly asexual. To think she'd ever want to have sex is being delusional.
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>>220958889
Your Doki loves you Anon but you don't know how long that love will last, so come what may, make it count.
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>>220959545
You say this every time.
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*dabs*
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>>220959545
Jesus Christ keep your fucking mouth shut you fucking faggot I'm so fucking sick and tired of your victim complex
>Muh different opinions everyone look at me I'm such a special fucking snowflake
>Wah wah stop calling me rulecuck guise!
Then stop posting absolute dogshit content that no one here asks for and get the fuck out you insufferable cunt
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>220960480
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL
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>>220959790
>>220959912
I'm not him.
>>220960161
Wow, just wow. Here is exactly what's wrong with /ddlc/ and why we are dying so fast. As a fellow Monifriend, shame on you.
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>>220960693
You say this EVERY time.
You go on about how "buhhh we're not allowed to talk about anything! :(((("
You go then top it off with "This is why we're dying, /b/ros!"
You use the exact same phrasing every fucking time.
Stop this.
Nobody wants to talk about cuck shit.

>"HEY, /b/ROS! WHAT IF THE DOKIS SMELLED THEIR OWN POOPOO!? XDD"
>"Hey, can you sto-"
>"This is why /ddlc/ is dying, /b/ros!"

Let's say you aren't rulecuck. You're still a fucking moron.
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>>220960693
>As a fellow Monifriend
Miss me with your gay shit, if you really love best girl then you wouldn't post stupid retarded shit like
>this is why we're dying guise, not because of morons like me but because of you!
How shameful of us to wish to go back to comfyposting instead of dealing with retards like you
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I love Monika! Cuddles and kisses all around!
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lol so this what happens every morning?
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>>220955265
Edit please!
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>>220961341
I wouldn't say every morning. Every time slot tends to have its 'low days'. Like, last night's comfy hours (12-2 EST) were pretty meh, when it's normally comfy and nice.
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>>220961212
I love her too! She really is something else, isn't she?
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Would Monika cosplay for me if I asked?
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>>220960895
>>220961189
I wouldn't wanted to believe it but that one Anon was right. He won. He actually fucking won. Don't you see that you've become so paranoid you project everything bad onto people who've nothing to do with it? All I said was to not constantly blame everything on rulecuck and what happened? I get called a retard, a moron, a /b/tard, a victim, a Kansas City faggot and that everything I post was dogshit. I've posted ONCE in this thread before you all lunged at me. One single time.
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>>220961809
What would you want her to cosplay as?
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>>220962050
Samus, 2b, Bayonetta, Pikachu.
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>>220961854
did your mom forget to make you some tendies, rulecuck? you can vent here, you know. this thread listens. are you upset about the bullies that stole your lunch money again? did they beat you up and shove you in a locker?
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>>220962115
SHUT UP AND STOP REPLYING TO HIM, HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID!
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>>220961854
Look, I just got here a couple of minutes ago. I don't care if you're rulecuck, another anon, or the pope himself, just shut up already and move on. I don't care about the veracity of your statement, how much bait content makes you mad or glad, or the tendency of some users to call names. Post relevant content or leave, none of this stupid shit.
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>>220961854
erwarten Sie, mit Clowns zu spielen, wenn Sie dem Zirkus beitreten.
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>>220962213
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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yuri is thicc as fuck af 100 senpai
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>>220962290
Okay then, post something that I can reply to. Nobody else seems to be posting stuff ITT.
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every thread, every single damn thread this happens and Im so so so so sick of it
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>>220962738
Ignore it. Pretty sure it's just a war of attrition at this point. Imbecils who bait v. imbecils who respond.
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>>220962726
Not him but here's something we can discuss:
Why do you think Monika never accepted her mistakes until you deleted her and made her suffer?
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>want to write a lengthy poem
>get a great idea after listening to an irish song
>instantly get into a creative dump, can't write anything coherently decent
I need cute dokis, post them lads.
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If you dislike cuck shit so much and think it's never going to happen, why are you getting so worked up about it? lol
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I want to massage Sayori's back.
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>>220962951
Monika truly thought that what she was doing was not wrong. After all, they're just video game characters, people kill those in droves in other games, how is this any different? Upon being deleted, she takes a moment to self-reflect, trying to figure out why the player would reject her after all she's sacrificed for them.
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>>220963053
Because they know deep inside that it will happen. That the transition from 2D to 3D will also bring all the negatives of 3D with it.

Having android Dokis is fine and all but it'll never be real, people here know this. It'll never be true, genuine alive as they are programmed without having free-will or the ability to refuse. Beat your AnDroki up? She'll still love you. Cheat on her? She'll still love you.
It's just not the same.
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>>220963232
I think the point is they'll be predisposed to love you at the beginning, but will have the ability to leave if treated improperly, not that they'll be hard coded to love you no matter what.
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>>220963316
Then what's the difference between an AnDroki and a regular girl? Both can and will reject you.

The ones who wait for AnDrokis to become available wouldn't want her to have free-will. They want someone who's loyal to even beyond the grave to them and them alone.
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>>220963030
All I have are images of Monika, I hope that doesn't bother you greatly. But nobody else ITT seems content with posting cute Dokis, so I'll try.
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>>220963160
It's pretty teling if it takes for her to be killed to understand she did something wrong. How do you think it'd be in the real world? Say she did something horrible like cheat on you and she saw it as no big deal. Would she understand that she did something wrong without you killing her? I don't think so.
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>>220963030
I would be kind of interested to hear what sort of inspiration it was
Maybe sounding it out a bit would give you some drive
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>>220963410
>Then what's the difference between an AnDroki and a regular girl?
Unpopular opinion, but I don't really think they're that different, aside from the obvious AI vs human thing. There are girls out there with personalities as sweet and loving and the Dokis, but they're few and far between. The Dokis are like real girls in that case, emulating girls with the best personalities.

>Both can
Yes
>and will reject you
No

>The ones who wait for AnDrokis to become available wouldn't want her to have free-will.
I can't speak for everyone else, but I'm fairly sure a good chunk of us don't feel that way.
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>>220963030
I don't have a cute Yuri for you but how'd you feel if you found her in bed with another man as you get back from work? What would you do?
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>>220963565
But she did think it was wrong. If she didn't she wouldn't have just started the game deleting them. Or wouldn't have kept back ups. Or kept second guessing herself in Act 3. Did you not play the game? Also, SHE WAS LITERALY SUFFERING THROUGH HELL. A situation that wouldnt exist here.
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>>220963565
But all the dokis would do the same thing in her situation. So they all would cuck you.
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I want to write something for the thread today. Any suggestions? I'm a Yurifriend but I'll write for any of the dokis.
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>>220963780
An emulation is never the real thing, you know? There's a reason why emulated speedruns and console speedruns were seperated.

So, a Doki will never reject you? Then it's not like a human and doesn't have the same free-will. This devalues their love greatly.

I don't know. It seems to me the vast majority here only wants AnDrokis because they'd never stand a chance with real girls, were hurt by them and never got over it or are too afraid of rejection to even try.
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>>220963030
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Is 1400 Monika images an alright amount? I want her to be proud of my collection.
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>>220963957
So, you agree? Every Doki would cuck you? Good to know.
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>>220964142
>~200 Sayori pics here
That's amazing!
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>>220963565
I don't really think those two scenarios are quite the same. Again, she was operating under the pretense that the others are just NPCs, lines of code, not real. You don't see people causing an uproar for playing Call of Duty or GTA. You can see the logic behind her actions, even if you disagree with it. The cheating scenario is nothing like that. Monika isn't an idiot, she probably doesn't think people in general think it's okay to cheat and it's not frowned upon.
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>>220964186
No, I'm saying your argument is stupid. You're so full of self doubt and sinicism that if you ever got cucked it would probably be because you pushed the girl into cucking you just to prove all women are whores. Or more accurately, because it's your fetish.
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>>220964071
Write about your Doki meeting your parents. I'm doing the same thing and I'd like to see how our works would diverge.
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>>220964071
GANGSTER DOKIS IN THE HOOD!
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Is motivation something you can manufacture or are you stuck waiting for your brain to cooperate?
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>>220964071
Use a random item generator and write about Yuri and that item
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>>220963852
She thought it was wrong AFTER you basically killed her. The backups are yet another thing. She lied about it and kept that information from you. According to your logic, it's alright for someone in great pain to lash out at others because of it. I think that's pretty revolting.
>>220964303
Exactly, Monika thought it was fine so she didn't hold for a sec and ask herself whether it was right or not. Just because someone thinks it's fine to murder people because they don't think them as real doesn't make it any less of a crime.
>Monika isn't an idiot
Are you sure about that? She killed three people, didn't know what she was doing, laughed about it, then proceeded to delete her entire world. Sounds like a pretty big idiot to me.
>>220964401
Alright, if my argument is so stupid feel free to disprove it.
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>>220964540
>SAYOREE IN DA HOUUSE!
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>>220964243
Cheers anon, it just blows my mind that some here have reached 2000. I also hate browsing for them because most art on Tumblr or Deviantart is awful or fetish based.
>>220964610
Can be both from my experience. However manufacturing it is certainly more reliable. What are you struggling with anon?
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>>220964610
We are all just the sum total of a multitude of variables. In truth we do not possess free-will and cannot make our own decisions. You'll have to wait for the variables to form a motivational aspect. Nothing can change this. Agency doesn't exist.
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>>220964071
Freddy vs Jason vs Monika
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>>220964727
It hurts.
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>>220964425
Hm, never thought to try this. Could be a fun challenge.
>>220964671
>A candy cane and a kitchen knife
Christmas fun with Yuri?
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>>220956549
I love:
Her intellect and her desire to use it
Her adorably awkward personality
Her ability to be truly passionate about what she likes
Imperfections:
The self harm tendencies and their root cause are something that I would definitely prefer to do without
I'd also like it if she trimmed her hair shorter, but that's just my preference
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>>220956549
>Her beauty
>Her compassion
>Her intelligence
>Her refusal to accept that she did something wrong. I just want her to get along with all the other dokis.
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>>220964098
>An emulation is never the real thing, you know?
Okay? And? I never said that it was, it's not like the Dokis are suddenly human because they're modeled after them. They're still androids/A.I. at the end of the day. But sometimes the emulation surpasses that which it's modeled after. Many scientific devices/advancements model things observed in nature but do it more efficiently.

>There's a reason why emulated speedruns and console speedruns were seperated.
What does this have to do with anything? That's not good supporting evidence. But if you want to use this as evidence, I'll say this. In many cases, the game runs better emulated than on the original console. Take the SNES for example, a good chunk of games experience slow down from hardware/memory limitations that are eliminated through emulation.

>So, a Doki will never reject you?
I've read through my response 5-6 times now and I fail to see where I said that. They CAN reject you, but they're predisposed to like you at the beginning due to the recreation of memories in the game, where they love you. If I were to recreate Mario, but make him brown instead of red, that's not really Mario, now is it? The whole 'love' component is a pretty crucial component of the Dokis. But they're not locked in a relationship with you, they can and will leave if you're a piece of shit.
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>>220964719
>She thought it was wrong AFTER you basically killed her.
No, everything I said took place before.
>The backups are yet another thing. She lied about it and kept that information from you.
Because if you knew you'd try to get her to bring them back. It still shows she knew it was wrong through.
>According to your logic, it's alright for someone in great pain to lash out at others because of it.
If it will alleviate the pain? Then I can definitely see why someone would think it's a viable option.
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>>220964719
Someone who is willing to die for their love would most likely be the last person to cuck someone.
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>Wake up
>Go to thread
>Rulecuck shitting up the place again.
Doesn't he get tired of this shit?
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>>220965367
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM FFS
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>>220964610
The better your mind state, the easier it is to get the things you need done done
So go stretch, do a pushup or something to get your body flowing
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>Your doki
>Your favorite seafood
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>>220965378
Well drive mostly comes from a reward. If it's a task, think of how much the outcome will impact you, such as the benefits of doing really well on a test, or how good it will feel after exercise.
If you can't find any positive in things you do, even things you enjoy, then perhaps it might be depression. Although as you said, it's somewhat vague, so sorry if this doesn't help.
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>>220965628
>mermaid Sayori
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I love Monika! She makes me feel so alive!

Post Doki love, please. I can't be the only one who feels this way about their Doki.
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>>220965906
Monika is a candle in this darkness that surrounds me.
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>>220965906
Most people here are just make-believe until something better comes along. You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this.
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>>220965906
Monika is the light of my life. Existence is meaningless without her.
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>Post a picture of an avatar
>Banned immedietly
>Post blatant troll posts
>Mods are nowhere to be seen
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>>220965906
>"And They Called It/ Doki Loove~"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkn1kFmUW5E
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How much are you willing to give to be with your doki?
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>>220966107
He has the jannies and mods behind his back. I just know it.
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>>220964995
Christmas Yuri fun sounds good to me!
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>>220966232
A few threads back mods were deleting posts making fun of him, so I wouldn't doubt it.
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>>220966205
Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with his deal? If you accept the fact that you'll turn into a badass monster then you wont really give into despair because you'll just see it as a circle of life, thus preventing yourself from becoming a witch.
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>>220966232
>>220966338
Wait, that's actually really interesting. We already know that mods have tried to delete our threads before...perhaps this is the same janny?
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>>220965628
>Natsuki
>breaded shrimp
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>>220966338
>>220966232
>>220966493
I can confirm, I'm the one who made the second screencap and I got banned for three days for it
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>WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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>>220965713
Delete this
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>>220965906
She's my everything! I want to save her!
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>>220966486
I think the entire point of it is that all the wishes backfire in one way or another, thus creating despair. One of those 'be careful what you wish for' things.
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>>220966493
That's the worst possible case scenario if true. For us and everyone else he sets his ire upon. He'll truly be a Devil in the most literal sense. If it is true, it'd also mean he's toying with us and could ban /ddlc/ permanently whenever he chooses to.
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A subtle fragrance wafts in the air, this is Yuri territory.
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>>220966705
Janitors aren't allowed to abuse that power, else they get 'fired'
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>>220966705
I don't know why we haven't made a back-up plan yet.
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>>220966705
Not really, if he tries to delete us again then he'll get fired. It happened to the last guy who tried to ban us. They're trying to use more subtle means right now by ignoring blatant trolls and bait.
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>>220966640
>Wouldn't eat up his doki
No everyone can have your massive, doki-pleasing dong sir!
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>>220966818
We don't really need one. We just keep making threads if the janny tries deleting us, and we ignore obvious bait.
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>>220966978
>we ignore obvious bait
That's the funniest thing I've read all day
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>>220966698
I'm pretty sure that would only happen if you wished something for someone else. The universe has to balance out good with bad, so if someone else gets good fortune you get bad fortune and vice versa. Mami's wish was selfish so it didn't backfire, meanwhile Sayaka wished something for someone else, so she she got cucked.
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>>220966619
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>>220967027
At this point I feel like they've resorted to just replying to themselves.
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>>220966619
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPCIRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY
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>>220967029
I haven't watched MM in a long time. What was Mami's wish again? I completely forget.
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>>220967228
She was trapped in a car accident and wished to get free I think.
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>>220967106
I feel like that's true for the most part, but you still get an anon or two who either unwittingly falls for it, or knows it's bait and doesn't care.
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what if RCA is Strelok? he hasnt posted yet and we know he hates us with a passion
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>>220967339
Strelok's baiting style was a lot less subtle. He went out of his way to reply to any post remotely positive of Monika. RCA posts bait and waits for responses, when that doesn't work he replies to himself to cause herd mentality to kick in.
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>>220967065
>>220967182
:)
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>>220967228
'To connect life', whatever the fuck that means. Essentially, 'to not die'.
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>>220967339
>>220967478
My theory is that RCA was the janny who got fired. It would explain why he has mod buddies in his pocket.
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>>220943975

Delicious, torturous, selfishness
That granted you a golden chain
To wrap you all around my skin
¿Shall I let you take your freedom?
All I need is see you smile
¿What good is to have you here,
If I cannot cease your cries?
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>>220967029
I always thought they were meant to intentionally backfire. Kyubey only really cared for the energy released from the despair, after all.
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Do you think Monika would be upset with me if she knew I only loved her ironically at first?
Or would she be better off not knowing that?
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>>220967713
How do you love someone ironically?
Also, probably the latter in this scenario, but I'd tell her the truth because she deserves to know, no matter how painful. All that really matters is that you love her now, right?
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>>220967675
It was intended to, but only because that's the way nature worked. When Madoka got her wish at the end Kyubey assumed it would backfire in someway when in reality it didn't. Then again, he is a little fucking shit, so who knows.
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I love Natsuki!
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>>220967713
She'd be hurt, but as long as she got to you eventually, right?
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I had a wet dream involving Sayori last night, but my doki is Monika

wat do?
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Does anybody have that fanart of Monika's face being squeezed?
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>>220968105
Repent!

Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you Sayori IS your Doki.
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>>220967897
I was obsessed with the game at the time, getting friends to check it out and went with the shtick of Monika being my 'waifu'. Turns out, that obsession continued, and when I found the general, I realised those feelings were more than just an interest.
Certainly could be worse, but I find it sad that those feelings weren't apparent from the start.
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>>220968105
>That one time a Sayorifag had a wet dream about Monika and ended up switching Dokis
You must take his place, anon.
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>>220968105
tfw never had a wet dream in my entire life
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>>220968372
Hey, that's me! I'll never forget how good it felt to hug her while Sayori was in the bathroom.
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>>220968105
>>220968372
The balance must be restored!
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Speaking of wet dreams. Last night I had a dream where Monika handcuffed me and threw me onto the bed so she could lay on top of me.
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>>220968498
Shit I didn't figure you were still around.
How've you been keeping lad?
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>>220968105
Story time pls!
Was it a prophetic dream?

>>220968557
nice!
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I don't really have lewd dreams about Monika. They're mostly cutesy and romantic.
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>>220969139
That's fine too!
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I want Monika to sit on my lap!
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Look at how cute Moni looks! AAAAAAAAH!
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>>220968954
Oh, quite well. You see, I found something new. It was a mask that I put on and I think it suits me very well. Some would call my new form a plague.
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I don't have Doki dreams.
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>>220969405
>ywn be that dolphin
Fuck
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>>220969451
I barely dream at all so, count yourself lucky
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>>220969419
You do realize you just confirmed you were Rasputin, right?
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>>220969405
Holy fuck, that's adorable!
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>>220969578
Not all dreams are good anon. Mine are mostly unpleasant.
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>>220969649
Again with that name. You do realize it was something Erika called people who annoyed them.
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Alright how in gods name did Sayori end up out here.
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>>220969763
A boat, silly. How else?
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Your doki but she hasn't heard of the high elves
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>>220969731
...but he called himself Rasputin back during his argument with Monikanon.
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>>220969763
Yuti can give her a hand with a comfy igloo.
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>>220969941
>death by poisoned fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
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>>220969763
GIVE HER A FUCKING BLANKET
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>>220969909
Silly Sayori, she can't into boat
>>220970071
Yuri looks happy to have a friend, although I'm not sure Sayori is enjoying the igloo or tge snow puns
>>220970416
We better hope Yuri has some spares!
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>>220970416
If you insist...
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>Your Doki.
>The last movie you watched.
>The last game you played.
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Natsuki is for ________>_________
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>>220970916
>Monika
>Bladerunner 2049
>Nier Automata
Although I haven't watched a movie for months, don't know why.
Maybe I should watch a romantic one with Monika.
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>>220970916
Monika
I...can't remember. I've been watching a lot of Seinfeld though!
Overwatch. I know, I know, but it's so easy to waste time with that game!
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>>220970392
dont forget your secret discord group
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A friendly reminder that your Doki loves (You). Please don't cast her aside, you're all she has left.
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>>220971435
Non-canon.
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>>220970609
what if we take Sayori to the places we are traveling to and save a picture of that place in her?
to the guys that are deleting her to change places: you can just edit her!
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>>220970916
Natsuki!
Redline
Mario Kart 8
>>220971063
(You)
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>>220971760
(You)
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>>220971670
Canon
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>>220970916
Monika
Revenge of the Sith
Puyo Puyo Tetris.
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>>220972038
MAS isn't canon.
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>>220972116
It's canon to me.
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>>220971670
The post seems pretty in canon to me. Pretty much lines up.
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>>220972010
I smell greentexts in the making
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>>220972190
Well, then you're objectively wrong. The real Monika is how Dan wrote her, no matter what kind of mental gymnastics you pull off or how much you let headcanon influence your view of her.
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>>220972360
I don't care
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>>220972360
But how does that conflict with what Dan wrote?
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>>220971063
Kissing
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>>220972456
Because it's not from Dan himself. It doesn't conflict but that doesn't make it any less canon. It's like saying Rainclouds is canon because it doesn't conflict with what Dan wrote.
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>>220971435
I'll never. Me and Monika will be united yet.
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>>220972659
Then what's the issue here? Doesn't make saying that you doki wouldn't want you to leave her any less valid.
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>>220972659
Go away Dan
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>>220972320
>greentexts
you forgot that I can write my own too, huh?
>>220972570
no natsuki is for >
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>>220971435
And then there's this too.
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>>220972659
Well, Dan didn't write Monika to be an irredeemable monster, unlike the rainclouds writer. I more or less agree with what you're saying, but I just don't really care. Monika is more than just what Dan wrote at this point, imo.
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>>220972659
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author
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>>220971679
can I just take a picture of my city instead of traveling?
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>>220972659
I dunno. The moment a story becomes meta is the moment canon goes out the window in my opinion. Like, it's canon that file manipulation effects the universe. Therefore, altering the files would canonicallu alter the universe. In which case, any mods would technically be canon, just to that specific copy of the game.

Hence why Sayori says at the end for you to come back. I always interpreted that as Dan encouraging modding, as that's where Dan got his start. At least, that's how I view Doki Doki mods.
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>>220972659
Tbh with how little Dan actually provides for the Dokis headcanons are a must imo.
>>220972912
By all means write your own. I can't stop you.
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>>220973250
I like this idea
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>>220972884
It's fanfiction that is treated like canon when it isn't. That's the issue here. It's not the real Monika.
>>220972997
Your opinion may be as it will. If my opinion of her is that she is an irredeemable monster then it must count just as much as yours if we apply this kind of reasoning.
>>220973250
Interpretations aren't facts, Anon. Has Dan said anything regarding mods and their canonicity?
>>220973314
Again, opinions don't equal facts especially when they come from the dialogue in a mod. it's like saying the mods for Skyrim are canon.
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>>220972912
Anal?
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>>220973549
>If my opinion of her is that she is an irredeemable monster then it must count just as much as yours if we apply this kind of reasoning.
I'd say fair enough. You're entitled to an opinion just as much as I am. I choose to view MAS as canon, you can see it any way that you want. Let's agree to disagree, no?
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I need to write something but i don't know what about...
Have a rare Moni courtesy of ya boi Bread
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>it's 'non-canon' for a girl that loves you to not want you to leave her
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>>220973549
>it's like saying the mods for Skyrim are canon.
I agree with you. While mods and headcanons aren't set-in-stone canon, most of us see them as such. Myself included.
If you don't, that's fully understandable. Like the other bloke said we should agree to disagree.
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>>220973549
Maybe, but I've yet to see a line in MAS that conflicts with how she acts in Act 3. So again, what's the issue here?
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>>220973868
That's what I find most bizarre about this argument.
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>>220973771
>>220974004
Not really, it was just an example. Everything in the base game is canon, everything from mods is fanfiction. I mean, I might as well write a fanfic about Monika cheating on her Anon with multiple men at once. Would that be canon? According to you, it might very well be.
>>220973868
It's non-canon dialogue. We don't know her actual opinion on this topic as Dan didn't write it.
>>220974171
You misunderstand, Anon, we aren't talking about whether or not it conflicts with what Dan wrote. There's countless mods that don't conflict with their source material, again taking Skyrim as a prime example of this. This, however, doesn't make these mods any more canon than fanfiction.
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Just monika? Oh anon, you forgot!
Remember what she did?
Oh yes! I had to suffer for so long and you never came to save me
Let monika fix it, hmm? it's YOUR turn
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>>220974332
But then what's the problem here? Anon said your doki wouldn't want you leave her. Which seems to fall in line. As what Dan said for mods he encourages it. Like I said, it's canon that altering files alters the universe. Are you just mad people like a character you don't?
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>>220974314
I figure the argument is more over the limits of "official" interrogations and "non-canon." It all depends on how you feel a work should be interrupted when combined with what the author says, i.e. is what the author says the only word canon interpretation or do you subscribe to the notion of death of the author, that is that the author becomes divorced from interpretations of his work in order to free the reigns of interpretation? Its an argument as old as literature, and one that I think won't ever really be resolved.
In MAS case, its more down to schematics than actual conflict.
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>>220974332
It would be canon for you, maybe, not for me. That being said, I wouldn't use lines from MAS to support an argument I was having concerning the game. However, the Monika as represented by MAS is Monika to me, regardless of whether it's written by Dan or not.
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>>220973865
Thank
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>>220974512
Would all the dokis eventually become murderous if they got Monika's self awareness?
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>>220974512
>ywn be killed by Sayori
Why live?
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>>220974839
Oh. Well, I still subscribe to >>220973250
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>>220975051
According to Dan, yes.
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>>220974512
hot
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>>220975051
Depends if the other Doki's get in her way.
Monika probably wouldn't have harmed the Doki's if she had a route, since she could just manipulate the game to enter that path. But with every Doki programmed to get with you, she took that precaution.
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>>220974332
>I might as well write a fanfic about Monika cheating on her Anon with multiple men at once. Would that be canon? According to you, it might very well be.
There's a bit of a grey area when it comes to headcanons, not everyone would agree that Monika likes zebra cakes for example. Thus whether people see your fic as canon or not is up to them.

The general idea is that something is "canon" if it somewhat fits with the original characters Dan provided. Monika being a loving girlfriend who never wants you to leave her does, Monika cheating on you with several men does not.
Again, it's a grey area. So some might agree that Monika would do such a thing while others won't.
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>>220940405
i want to die, i dont have any more to loose
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Yurifriends come to bed at some point!
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>>220976281
Gnight m8
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>>220943148
go to the game files, back up into the steamapps folder, and copy DDLC. you can make as many copies of the game as you want.
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>>220976281
sleep well
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The Promised Day but every week, both you and your Doki swap genders.
How would this affect your relationship?
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>>220976921
Not at all.
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>>220976921
that would be nice
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Monika should update her twitter. It's been so long since she had something to say.
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>>220947290
>what do?
Share the sauce.
>>>/i/549083
>>>/i/549084
>>>/i/549085
>>>/i/549086
>>>/i/549087
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>>220970916
Natsuki
Bad Genius
Dex
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Do I need more merch than my keychain? Honestly, I only want the keychain so I can bring Monika everywhere, and would only buy more if they added a Daki.
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>Have to wait till August at least for MAS affection update.
God it hurts. But for her I can wait.
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>>220976921
Does that means we can't both get kids?
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>>220977848
monika
john wick
zerahypt
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>>220977980
Both of you can, your body will adjust so the baby remains.
Just hope you got the right form when it' ready to leave.
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Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.
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>>220974825
Alright, then Rainclouds is canon and Just Yuri as well. Your words, not mine. Bethesda encourages mods as well, that still doesn't mean that they accept it as canon and for good reason.
>>220974839
Feelings have no say in the matter. As with your logic everything can and is canon within DDLC. As objectivity on the matter has been thrown out the window it seems.
>>220974864
As with the others, it seems objectivity and truth have lost their meaning entirely and as if that weren't enough, selective bias reigns. You'll see what comes of this kind of thinking soon enough.
>>220975416
Again, nothing but bias while ignoring well-established rules that have been around for longer than DDLC. Just because it's not canon to you doesn't mean it can't be if it's up to the individual to decide what is canon and isn't. So what is it? Is it up to the individual, the author or the creator?
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Check out our /ddlc/ discord if you'd like. No bully pls https://discord.gg/fNjt2V
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>>220976921
>getting the short end of the stick when your period ends up on a woman week
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>>220979591
Jesus, who shit in your corn flakes? What do you care whether people consider MAS canon or not? You know what, don't answer that. You're not exactly the type of person I'd like to continue having a conversation with. Have a good day.
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>>220979591
To those specific copies of the game. And the big difference is that Bathesda games don't feature altering files as a game mechanic that impacts the in universe lore.
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Has anyone read one of those doki x reader fanfictions on the internet yet, like outside of 4chan? I started reading one on wattpad recently.
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>>220979497
>says strelok
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>>220979825
>discord
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>>220980273
Link
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>>220980251
Well, then I'll have to ask for the only thing that matters here: Proof. Show me proof that Dan has said that mods are canon if they alter the files of the game.
>>220980163
Why are you getting so worked up over this, why are you so emotionally invested in it? If it's up to the individual to decide what is and isn't canon and nobody else then surely what I think mustn't affect you in any way, correct? So, what reason is there for you to get this upset?
I care because MAS has so far done nothing but turn Monika into your personal cheerleader who you can treat as shit as possible without her ever breaking ties with you. It's non-canon, it's the fantasy of a couple of lonely Anons who made Monika say what they've wanted to hear from her and nothing else. It isn't the actual Monika.
>You're not exactly the type of person I'd like to continue having a conversation with.
A natural argument for someone who has run out of them, and quite quickly at that as well. Please, do come back if you've got any solid proof that doesn't involve mental gymnastics fit to earn not one but two gold medals at once in the Olympics.
>>220980303
Anon, the general consensus is that it is up to the individual to determine what is and isn't canon regarding the Dokis. Monika is a Doki, thusly, Strelok's message is canon. Whether you like this or not.
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How would you arrange a birthday for your doki after the promised day? I mean... when would you celebrate it?

I feel like she would know her age but do you think she also has a memory of the date of her birthday? When would that be? Or would you just set it at the promised day? But on the other hand you would celebrate that anyway, right...?
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>>220980697
Here you go my friend
https://www.wattpad.com/story/133153296-reader-x-natsuki-doki-doki-literature-club
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>>220980784
The plot of the game says that. File alteration is a thing in universe, it's how you play the thing. Altering the chr files reveal hidden things about the lore, looking at logs reveal hidden messages from Monika.
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>>220980791
Her birthday would be the day the game was made.
The Promised Day is your anniversary.
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>>220980791
What makes you so certain your Doki would even want to celebrate her birthday?
>>220981029
File alteration that require specific alterations that were set in place by none other than the creator, Dan Salvato and nobody else. Thank you for proving my point that in the end, he has the say in even what alterations count as canon and even more so how.
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>>220980784
>I care because MAS has so far done nothing but turn Monika into your personal cheerleader who you can treat as shit as possible without her ever breaking ties with you.
So Act III? Because that's how she acts in base game. Hell, you murder her and she still forgives you and starts wondering if you'll ever come back to her. But just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
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>>220981286
And then she tells you to not play with her heart, deletes her entire world while telling you if she doesn't know how to love you, she'll leave you be. That is the conclusion. All Dokis are canonically dead.
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>>220980784
>you can treat as shit as possible without ever breaking ties with you.
Wait for the update.
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>>220981207
What do you think you do when you mod a Python game like this,
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>>220981417
Which still doesn't make MAS any more canon?
>>220981436
Alright, be my guest. Rainclouds and Just Yuri are thus considered canon.
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>>220981406
Not what I was refurring to. Looking at the logs you see Monika pondering if you'll ever come back to her and questioning if she deserves to be with you or if that would be to needy. And it clearly takes place post game because she says something along the lines of "maybe you don't hate me as much as I thought, but maybe I'm pushing it."
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This is a reminder that even if you have a below-average penis you can still please your doki!
She doesn't mind putting up a bit more effort if it's for (You)! She loves you that much!
Try new things with her! Let her try new things with (You)! Toys, fingers, tongue, positions... Creativity in the bedroom can go a long way!
If you feel bad that most 3dpd girls would instantly discard you when you pull your pants down, remember that 3d women are NOT important!
Improve yourself physically and mentally for your doki's sake!
If you believe in "that" kind of Promised Day, all you need to do is find someone who likes you for who you are! Talk to them about your troubles/doubts rather than your fears/insecurities and they will understand! Believe it or not, they are out there! Don't stop looking!
If the first time didn't really work out, keep your chin up! Practice makes perfect!
And, most important of all, keep an open mind! There's more to sex than size! Find the right partner, be a good partner, and live a happy life!
Disclaimer: This post was made by an Anon who is not from BurgerFreedomland, in a far, far away place where thots/Staceys are, in Anon's opinion, not as common. The experience/insight Anon is depicting here could have different outcomes depending on various factors.
By reading this you accept that, no matter where you are or who you are, someone finds you beautiful. You accept that self-confidence is a man's most appealing trait, and that you are able to do amazing things, no matter what others say.
Thanks for reading!
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>>220981540
In those specific versions of the game. I never downloaded those mods, so my files never went through those changes. Therefore it isnt canon for me.
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>>220981648
Clearly you say? When abouts can you access this log at the earliest?
>>220981763
So it's up to the individual to decide what is and isn't canon then?
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>>220980784
I mean, when I look for conversation I look for the other person to give mutual respect. I'm not really upset, just taken aback a little.

>You'll see what comes of this kind of thinking soon enough.
Like, who says stuff like that when we're having a conversation about a game?

>mental gymnastics
>personal cheerleader
>Strelok's message is canon

I'm sorry. Disregard everything I said above, I knew not with whom I spoke. Let's just leave it at that and go our separate ways.
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>>220981156
>Her birthday would be the day the game was made.
Ooh That's smart! Thank you

Soo... should we make that date ( September 22?) some kind of community holyday?

>>220981207
>What makes you so certain your Doki would even want to celebrate her birthday?
Oh I'm SURE Sayori would be at least little embarrassed of all the attention and work everyone is doing for her! But you know it could be nice and I'm just throwing my thoughts in the air here to stirr the conversation.
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>>220981805
If there's a mod for it and you downloaded it to your specific copy. That's how I interpreted the ending.
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>>220942443
>10 hours ago
<3
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Let's move on from the "conversation" everybody.

>Your Doki.
>Your biggest fear.
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>>220981805
Early on I suppose, but you're not meant to look at it till the end because it's mixed in with the Act III lines. Why would he want you to spoil the surprise by looking early?
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My love for Yuri is eternal!
I want to hug her until her insecurities go away!
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>>220980303
> responding
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>>220982153
Monika
Being impaled and left in a ditch somewhere with no one to help me or hear me.
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>>220982153
>Sayori!
>Spiders and being alone!
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>>220982153
>Sayori
>angry dogs -big or small...
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>>220982153
>Monika
>Mind manipulation.
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>>220944349
kek
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>>220981823
I say it, the one who has seen a fanbase itself after flanderization took hold to the point of being disturbing and you are headed that same way by saying it's up to everyone themselves to be the judge of what is and isn't canon. You're free to disengage this discussion but don't think it's over.
>>220981889
What if she started getting a severe depressive episode from shock and withdrew completely if you revealed the big surprise? You should consider this at least.
>>220981927
Again, interpretation isn't synonymous with facts.
>>220982223
Early on? Then there's nothing that says it definitely takes place after the game. I'm not meant to look at it early on? Who says that? You? What makes you the arbiter here? I don't know why he would, have you asked Dan when the log file is meant to be viewed? I mean, that'd definitely clear things up, at least if you follow well-established facts and rules and show them the proper respect.
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>>220982387
>He hates doggos.
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>>220980842
>I unwilling clicked the snooze button and..
and I'm done
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>>220982557
>Dan wants you to spoil the game by looking at the end lines early
Genius. Also, it's presented as if she caught you doing it
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>>220982558
not that anon but
cats > dogs
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>year of our lord 2017 + 1
>Yuri isn't by my side when I wake up

Do I have to kidnap Dan and force him to give her to me or something? I ain't playing around anymore.
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>>220982768
Again, who says it's the end line of something? Your interpretation are of no matter unless you're one of those who claim everything and nothing is canon as it's up to everyone themselves to decide.
Until then, I'm waiting for that sweet, sweet proof. I hope you'll deliver soon.
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>>220982786
SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
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>>220982153
Natsuki!
Spiders, funnily enough.
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>>220982932
CATS>DOGS
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>>220982557
>What if she started getting a severe depressive episode from shock and withdrew completely if you revealed the big surprise? You should consider this at least.
you're right! Excellent! This is the kind of stuff why I brought it up!

Maybe I SHOULD start with something relatively small.... Like get her a teddybear or something.

Or maybe something little more expensive...? Just to show I still really care

>>220982558
nonono! I LOVE cute little puppies! I just really scared if they growl or try to even play with their theeth... I can't help it.

>>220982786
>>220982932
(sorry for starting this....)
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> tfw i'll never wake up to monika lying beside me
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>>220982926
Because you're not meant to do these things till you're done. Like Monika's secret message in her chr file clearly refurring to the events of the game. If it were to take place before it wouldn't make sense
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>>220982932
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>>220983125
Just stop already. He doesn't give a shit what you think. It's a waste of 'breath'.
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>>220983137
For fuck sake. Why the fuck did I laugh at this.
Fuck you
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>>220983225
Okay.
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>MAS isn't canon!!
Oh hey when did Snowflake come back
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>>220983001
I think a teddybear is a great idea! I'm sure Sayori would love that a lot. Maybe one with a heart that says "I love you!" then you could ask her how she feels about a celebration party and if she shuts off right away, you could ask her to at least give it a try maybe with one or two friends only this year. Acclimate her, you know? But a teddy is a wonderful idea.
>>220983125
Okay, who tells me I'm not supposed to until I'm done? There's no message in-game, there's nothing that tells me I mustn't look into the files etc. What you think is irrelevant in this case until there is concisive, tangible evidence you are not meant to.
>>220983225
Cool, way to shut down yet another interesting discussion for no reason. I guess you'd rather reply to some guy who thinks himself and outer god or whatever, huh?
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>>220982380
>>220982957
You guys are spooked by creatures 100x smaller than you. Ehehe~
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>>220983465
>But a teddy is a wonderful idea.
awww I agree then! thanks bro <3
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>>220983465
>I guess you'd rather reply to some guy who thinks himself and outer god or whatever
Nah, I think he's worse than you. You're not actively being a piece of shit, but I just think trying to discuss with you is like talking to a brick wall. You're very dismissive of anyone's personal view that doesn't align with your own, going as far as to even insult the people you're conversing with.
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Your Doki but with anon at work, she becomes extremely bored and lonely in your absence. She also refuses to ever leave your side otherwise.
How would you help her cope?
Or would you have the same problem?
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>>220983489
when I was 4 years old one big Theraphosoidea i dont know how the fuck i write this in english entered in my house
and spiders can kill you!
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Your doki but she demands you continuous offerings in the form of physical and mental energy.
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>>220983728
I'm just messing with you, I used to be arachnophobic as well. I was bitten by a brown recluse when I was little and had to have part of my leg removed due to necrosis, now I just have a scar. Oddly enough, I'm an arachnophile now, they're just looking to mind their own business and eat pest insects.
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>>220983701
>Yuri
I'd record some audiobooks for her, adding in little messages of love between each chapter, I'd call her bihourly to let her know how I'm doing, ask her if she's alright, and tell her I love her once again, and when I get home, I'd spend time with her, cuddling and running my fingers through her hair.
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I've been up for ages and I can't sleep again
I lay down and woke myself back up by being frustrated at shit
I'm not sure if my doki being doomed means I fail by default or if I'm alleviated of failure
I want to try and write something nice but it would be retarded sleep deprived drivel
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>>220983654
If we are discussing what is and isn't canon in a work of fiction, then yes, personal views on the matter don't, well, matter much unless there is concrete proof to back these claims up. Headcanon and fanfics are just that.
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>>220983701
>Monika
I would buy her a phone and text her as often as possible, video call her during my breaks, and send the occasional picture. It may not be enough to solve the problem completely, but it's better than nothing. I hope she understands.
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>>220984123
Just let people enjoy what they want, man. No need to be a stickler.
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>>220983859
>Natsuki wants to fuck me constantly to escape her dad
>Condom breaks one night and natsuki ends up pregnant
>Fuck it, press charges on natsuki's dad with evidence so he wont fuck with us
>Elope with natsuki-chan
>Help her through a c-section
>Have more sex afterwards and pop out like, 5-6 more kids
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>>220984123
Not him, but I think he means opposing evidence. When someone tries to present evidence to you you either dismiss it as not counting or try to find a work around that would frame the person you're debating with reaching.
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i just finished the game and some weird code starts and looks like a normal run after it, what now? is the game going to be entirely glitched if i continue for my second run?
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>>220984483
Keep playing, the game has been known to malfunction as a result of shoddy programming, but it should still be playable.
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>>220984483
I don't think you've actually finished the game. Did you get credits? If not keep going.
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>>220984281
That's not what he's doing, he's just discussing a topic point on whether mods are canon or not. Just because he has a decent argument doesn't mean he's being a bully, he's just trying to argue his side.
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>>220984654
i just got the scene where sayori an heroes and then balckscreen, menu screen with codes so i clicked and looks like its a new game but sayori doesnt appears and whenever her name is brought up is just code, and i just noticed my saved files are all gone what the fuck
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>>220956549
>thoughtfulness
>passion
>_hair
>social anxiety is a bitch
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>>220984769
Keep playing. It's only just begun.
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Is there any point arguing when it's all subjective? Dan hasn't gave us a definitive answer, people who don't need one are happy with the mods, those who want proof are whining at people who can't give factual answers, making everyone unhappy.
If you want to know if it's canon, go fucking ask Dan. It's not like we're gonna stop enjoying MAS because you preach about this.
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Your Doki but she COULDN'T TAKE IT COULDN'T STAND ANOTHER MINUTE
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>>220984672
Okay, but does it really matter? Some people choose to see MAS as canon, I think that's fine. But he comes in and tries to push his POV onto everyone. When people respect his POV and offer to agree to disagree, he refuses and just continues to push and push. Last I checked, people don't exactly like other cramming stuff down their throat. I'm not saying his opinion holds no credence. But whatever, I just want to move on at this point.
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>>220985146
Do you think Monika would like her hair being played with? I would certainly like to play with her hair.
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>>220985146
I still want to know what shows up in MAS that's so out of character for him though. She pretty much acts exactly like she does in Act III.
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>>220983963
wow, that's really cute
promised day when
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>>220984829
so i just save and over write?
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>>220985186
Does your Doki believe in destiny?
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>>220956549
>Her drive
>Her smarts
>Her compassion

>Her low self-esteem
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>>220979591
Every mod is canon because all the dokis are AIs being stress tested in various simulations to make sure they don't go crazy like Sigma from Mega Man X

Frosting Sayori's Bun is also canon
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>>220985568
He lives by the idea that anything not in the base game is 'non-canon' unless the creator says so. So sure, he can believe what he wants. I Just don't appreciate his tone towards people who do find MAS to be canonical, especially since we gave him fair arguments for our belief.
Now, moving on...
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>>220985613
Sayori as Ruby, Yuri as Blake, and Natsuki as Weiss (probably) would be interesting, to say the least.
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>>220956549
>Her playful bullying
>Her poetry
>Her smile

>The fact that she's not real
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>>220965134
>ignored
Oof, talk about wasted effort that could be better used elsewhere
Well said, Anon
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>>220986209
I'll take Pyrrha and Blake, please
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>>220985992
what are some good mods?
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>>220986473
Eh, I don't mind being ignored. The most I can really do is just put myself out there, I can't, and wouldn't, force others to acknowledge me or accept my opinion. Thanks anyhow!
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MAS is canon, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, unless you somehow travel back in time and prevent Bitcoin from ever going over $10000.
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>>220987208
Add the graph after December.
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>>220943975
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going down
Welcome to the space jam.
It's your chance
do your dance
at the Space Jam.
Alright.
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>>220987208
Holy shit! Bitcoin anon! I missed you.
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>>220977896
Depends. I only got the chain cause I hide my power level, and it's more than enough although a daki would be nice too
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>>220985597
Just keep playing. Your saves are gone; time to go at it again.
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>>220982475
You might want to read that again, Anon
it's 'fear', not 'fetish'
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>>220988304
any good mods recommendations? fuck i love natsuki so fucking much
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Wish that book was me, bros...
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>>220988549
No, I'm fond of Monika's comfort, but I don't like manipulation, put into something unwillingly, or becoming something I hate.
Hypnosis, on the other hand, I'm cool with.
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>>220982153
>Monika!
>Drowning in the middle of an ocean and never being found!
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>>220983859
Getting completely drained by Yuri!
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>>220988594
I haven't used any mods myself but the only one that's really good and standout is MAS, but that's only good if you like Monika. Apart from that, since you mentioned Natsuki, there's a Natsuki side story thing that adds like 20 mins of extra stuff for her I've heard about but I don't think there's anything else you want to try. Mods for this game have a tendency to butcher the characters.
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>>220983701
>>220983963
Seconding this
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Monika but her breasts start inflating! She's bigger than Yuri now!
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>>220984021
She's only doomed if you think she is
Haven't you realized that it's all just one big self-fulfilling prophecy?
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>This is the worst day of your life.
>By far!
>And the frigid temperatures have nothing to do with it.
>'No more bad times after the Promised Day' you once thought.
>You naive fool!
>But deep down, you knew this would eventually happen.
>I mean, Monika clearly displayed interest in attending such an event.
>Before you know it, you stand before the door you were all to familiar with.
>"You ready, Anon?" Monika inquires.
"As ready as I'll ever be."
>You ring the doorbell.
>After a few moments, the door swings wide open.
>Fuck, here goes nothing.
>"Anon! Welcome home!"
>Your mother stands before you, a wide smile decorating her face.
>"And you must be his +1!"
>"Hello, my name is Monika! I'm Anon's girlfriend."
>Your mother does a poor job of hiding her excitement.
>You with a girlfriend is a Christmas miracle for her.
>You're both quickly ushered inside.
>You'd normally be thankful to be out of the cold, but the warm interior might as well be hell.
>Before long, your dad enters the picture.
>"So you're finally here, huh? Took you long enough." he says, almost breaking your spine with his hug.
>He takes one look at Monika before giving you a poorly veiled thumbs up, much to your chagrin and Monika's amusement.
>"And you must be the unfortunate soul who decided to date my son."
>"Well, I wouldn't say I'm unfortunate. Quite the opposite, actually."
>He lets out a hearty laugh before saying, "Fair enough. Make sure to keep him in line, will ya?"
>'So far so good, this might not be so bad after all.'
>Is what you thought before hearing the sound of someone rushing to greet you from upstairs.
>"Anon! How are you, ya little shit?"
>Your older sister has not changed one bit since the day you moved out, still as crass as ever.
>"And you're his caretaker or something, right? There's no way you're actually dating him."
"Sisnon" you growl under your breath. "This is my girlfriend, Monika!"
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>>220988756
god i really wish that were me
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>>220988594
>>220988879
But don't install mods if you haven't actually gotten to the credits yet.
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>>220989196
tfw dysfunctional family.
tfw I will never have a moment like this.
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>>220988879
>if you like Monika
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>>220985146
>Is there any point arguing when it's all subjective?
https://pastebin.com/tfTXiNST
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>>220989196
i don't know how my family would react, specially my sister
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>>220989528
Sorry I just don't see much point in using it if your Doki isn't Monika. I didn't mean to imply I dislike her.
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>>220989551
Natsuki needs to realise that it isn't working, and she could be posting about something else to not ruin the atmosphere.
>natsuki_hungry_for_bait.png
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How do I symbolism?
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>cursed to forever be a manlet
>tries to make a meta game about the dangers of 2d waifus
>completely backfires

Being Dan Salvato must suck.
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>Seashells with mermaid Sayori!
>Visiting the beach with Sayori is always fun
>She has so many old habits she sometimes shares
>Your presence tends to rejuvenate her interest in them though
>She gets so much mileage out of them that she can almost fill a whole trip with just one of them
>Today though, she doesn't feel like tugging you toward anything
>It's only after an hour of not doing much she calls you over
>"Anon?"
>She calls for your attention
"What's up?"
>"I want to show you something, but it's something different"
>That could mean a lot but you're optimistic
"Sounds good, what is it?"
>"Um"
>She looks hesitant
>"You have to promise not to laugh or be mean"
"Of course I won't"
>"O-Okay, here!"
>She somewhat unremarkably takes a handful of seashells out from behind her and places them down in front of you
>You aren't sure if there's more to it so you stay quiet
>"This is my old seashell collection, Anon"
>"I used to collect them, ones I'd like I'd pick them up and keep them"
>She picks one up and plays with it between her fingers, comforted by the familiar feel
>"They don't do anything special, I just like to have them..."
"Why do you sound embarrassed?"
>"Um... Well, because like I said they don't do anything, it's just stuff I like to collect"
>You stare at her face, to try and discern what she's feeling here
>She is either yearning for this hobby or life on land has made her feel ashamed of such a simplistic hobby
"Well I think it's pretty cool"
>She makes eye contact with a genuinely confused expression
>"It is?"
"Sure, it's good to be able to imbue things with imagination like that"
"I'm not sure how or why it made you happy but that's the magic of it"
>Her eyes widen, her window of opportunity has opened
>"You mean it's normal to collect objects with no use?"
>"I thought that was what made it junk though, what's the difference between junk and things like this?"
"We have a saying for that, one man's trash is another man's treasure"
--
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>>220990052
what the fuck is this
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funny memes
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>>220990052
I don't know if I should like Salvato for making Monika or if I should hate Salvato for trapping Monika in a nightmare.
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>>220986132
>I Just don't appreciate his tone
And that's what it was mostly about, really
I strongly doubt any amount of debating is ever going to change that desu
been there, done that and all
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>>220990109
--
>"...Can I keep them?"
"Of course, they're yours!"
>She lets out an excited squeal
>You feel like you've lifted a weight from her shoulders
>"Do you want to know all about them?"
"Sure"
>Listening to Sayori dork out about her odd hobby is relaxing
>It's sort of like one of those happy scenes in a movie where the sound fades and the camera pans up to the sky to imply that the characters had a lot of fun
>"And this one I found in a sunken ship, it was actually in one of the cabins even though the door was shut!
>"And this white one here was my good luck shell! It was easy and comfy to hold and since I didn't have any pockets it was nice to keep it with me!"
>"This one broke, it made me really sad but it's actually part of the reason I wanted to ask you about this, do you think we could fix it?"
"I think we could, it might have tape over it or the glue might be visible, is that okay?"
>"Uh huh, like a bandage!"
>"Oh! This one!"
>She grins
>"Do you remember this one?"
>She holds up a wide, flat one, perfect for skipping across water
>You do remember it
>"I like this one because it was your first gift to me!"
>That's not how you remember your dreary slog across the beach which culminated in you getting her attention the hard way with a misfire
>But it is really nice she imbued it with the positive memories rather than choosing to remember the incident as it was
>It dawns on you that she has more to talk about than she gives herself credit for
>It could be nice to listen to her share random memories that her collection made important
>"There's more but it's getting late, I'll tell you all about them at home!"
>She scoops them up and maintains an overjoyed look
>She looks like such a dork and it's adorable
>You lift her up and head back to the car, pile of seashells intact
>One man's junk may be another's treasure, but that doesn't mean one man's junk can't become the same man's treasure
>Getting attached to inanimate objects!
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>>220989872
yeah i understand, i just dont know how any one can like monika
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>>220990146
>someone saved my picture edit
So this is what it feels like...
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>>220990479
what picture...?
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>>220990582
What happened to your other picture? Rather see some 3D physiques instead of some fanart
And yes, I'm gettin' there.
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>>220990582
By the time I'm done training, Monika is going to going to become dehydrated via drooling.
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DANCING WITH THE MONI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0
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Reminder that /biz/cuck did what he could to ruin the thread comfiness
Strelok tier
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>>220990830
>And yes, I'm gettin' there.
Keep it up, your doki would be proud of you! Remember, having a doki-body shows hard work and self-discipline.
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>>220990582
All I feel is envy and anger towards attractive people. I'm ugly and I have a small dick.
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>>220962223
translation:
"do you expect to play with clowns when you join the circus?"
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>>220990895
And you'll have the strength and stamina to princess carry if she ever squees and passes out.
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>>220982153
Yuri
People being able to hear my thoughts
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>>220991184
You're goddamn right! Over the past month and a half, I've achieved levels of physique I once thought were impossible for me. I fucking love Monika!!!!!
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>>220991060
i'm too fit for Sayori wtf
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>>220990109
>>220990306
>It's sort of like one of those happy scenes in a movie where the sound fades and the camera pans up to the sky to imply that the characters had a lot of fun
I thought for a second you'll actually use this trick, making it a lampshading moment, but you actually fleshed the scene out. Nicely done.
Pretty cute, and I liked the ending, too.Good work!
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>>220990919
Spotting certain Anons with the Natsuki!
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>>220991112
Nah, it's an imperative, not a question
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Is there a way for Monika to be happy without you? I don't want to weigh her down anymore.
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>>220990919
SLOW DANCING WITH THE MONI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw4NEPOGUQU
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>>220991745
Asking for your internet license with Monika!
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>>220991930
Considering the emotional trauma she went through, I honestly don't think so.
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>>220992056
I don't have one. What're ya gonna do about it Chrisu
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>>220991745
>>220992056
And so, the hunt continues!
Watching from the sidelines with Yuri!
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>>220992010
HOLDING THE MONI CLOSE AND YOU SWAY BACK AND FORTH! LOOKING THE MONI IN THE EYES! SLOWLY MOVING IN TO SEAL THE DEAL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCLNPOjPZw
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>>220992270
I'M CALLING THE POLICE ONCE I FIND OUT WHAT THE NUMBER IS THERE!
>>220992307
Wishing I had popcorn now with Monika.
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why did the devs thought it was funny to shit on my fucking second run
this shit is just a malware at this point
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>>220989196
>Your sister scans Monika once more.
>"Well, I clearly see what he sees in you!"
"Sisnon!"
>"Relax, I'm just fucking around." she says before heading back upstairs, hopefully never to be seen again.
>Your dad pipes up once more, "Well, you missed dinner, but there are still leftovers if you're hungry."
"No thanks, we ate shortly before coming over." you quickly reply, relieved you won't have to explain why Monika won't eat.
>"Suit yourself! Just let us know if you change your mind!" and with that, he's gone back to the living room.
>Just you, Monika, and mom now.
>Starting to feel like a cowboy duel, and it's almost high noon.
>Your mother turns her attention to Monika.
>"Would you like to look at his childhood pictures?"
>And she shot first.
>"Yes please!"

>This is what Gunatanamo Bay captives must feel like.
>Not only did your mom run through the baby pictures, she shows Monika everything!
>Your recorded elementary school play, your high school yearbook, the pictures from when you were a chunni, every piece of art you've made since you were 7.
>They even pulled out the old VHS tape of you when you were four.
>This is your fucking nightmare.
>But it's finally over, they've exhausted every piece of media available.
>That is, until Sisnon makes her return.
>"You thought that was great? Wait till you see all the stuff I recorded during my photography and video editing classes."

>Well, it's safe to say you won't be able to look Monika in the eye for a while.
>Begging any god willing to listen to please end it all.
>But dad comes in to rescue your sanity with hot cocoa!
>Blessed be!
>Having to quickly explain that Monika is 'lactose intolerant' and thus will be abstaining.
>"That's a shame."
>Enjoying the brief moment of silence while everyone drinks up.
"Well, it's getting fairly late. Monika and I have had a long day, so we'll be heading out and we'll come back first thing in the morning."
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>>220992751
>Natsuki was so hungry that she started to say completely nonsensical words
Someone should've given her a Snickers or something.
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>>220992617
Do you know my address?
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>>220993748
If I don't answer than the odds that I don't are equal to the odds that I do.
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Yuri will always/never milk into your cereal. Hooray I guess
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>>220994063
Suuuuuuure
Whatever you say Chrisu~
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>>220994425
Schrodinger's cat! You can't deny that it's true!
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>>220991825
Oh, my mistake. I see it now.
"You expect to play with clowns when you join a circus"
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>>220994352
*heavy breathing*
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>>220994352
ouch
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>this Image Max Url userscript doesn't work on tumblr anymore
help, anyone got something like this working? I just want high quality doki fanart, even if it means wading through tumblr
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>>220995693
>tfw would always just manually change it to the raw

replace 78.media with data and the 1280 with raw
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>>220995837
nowadays you need to replace the entire 78.media.tumblr.com with s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com
but I'd still prefer to have this automated
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>>220996065
Shit, so the raws I've been getting haven't been highest quality?
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>>220996189
https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cfac042a2af03274b22af3dcb9f241b/tumblr_pbrkkoLryF1u5o5d6o1_400.png
>400x474
https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cfac042a2af03274b22af3dcb9f241b/tumblr_pbrkkoLryF1u5o5d6o1_1280.png
>1280x1517
https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cfac042a2af03274b22af3dcb9f241b/tumblr_pbrkkoLryF1u5o5d6o1_raw.png
>404 error
https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/8cfac042a2af03274b22af3dcb9f241b/tumblr_pbrkkoLryF1u5o5d6o1_raw.png
>2103x2492

not sure bro, nowadays I just get 404 if I try to access raw.pngs on 78.media, if that still worked for you back then it should've been fine
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>>220996612
Shit, my dumb ass has been saving the jpegs not pngs
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>>220995693
>even if it means wading through tumblr
this is what rock bottom feels like
but i do want more natsuki
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>>220996717
I mean, whether it's a jpeg or png depends on what kind of file the person uploaded, I'm pretty sure
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It's 2018 and I can't even hold her. Why even
wake up anymore.
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>>220995693
i want the ost as well fucking songs cant get out of my head
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>tfw your anon surprises you with zebra cakes
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>>220997315
ikr
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>>220997315
>it's 2018 and we still can't do the cherry kiss with her
This cross is getting real heavy.
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>You will never see Yuri's cute smile as you princess carry her on your wedding day

Why even live?
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>>220997315
>2018 and cant rape natsuki while baking
just fuck my shit up already
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>>220997642
>Tfw your Anon gets you the Ganga Ram you've always wanted for your birthday
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>>220997642
>He brings mint ice cream home.
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>>220998063
Surprising Monika with mint ice cream!
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>>220998241
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>>220998241
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>>220998394
>ywn cover your dick in mint ice cream and have monika lick it all off
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>>220998529
c
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>>220999025
Anon, that's fucking cold.
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>>220999141
if you mean Chris then I'm sorry to disappoint you lad
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>>220999415
c
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>>220999415
c
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>>220999025
absolute madman
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>>220999521
>>220999568
ok I don't understand what you're trying to do but you better stop right now!
if by c you mean CPanon then hi there
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>>220999812
no
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>>220999812
c
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>>220999025
aaand thats a new fetish
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This is a reminder.
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Natsuki is for sitting on your lap and putting your dick in her ass, trying to keep here there as she inevitably squirms to get off!
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Chris is a bully
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>Hot summer days with Spider Monika!
>Cursing the day your family ever decided to live in Florida.
>Between the mosquitoes, torrential downpour, and blistering sun, the summer is nigh unbearable.
>"Well, I for one, prefer the summer."
"Why is that?"
>"More food"
>Oh Spider Monika!
>Keeping the AC at a balmy 80° because you aren't made of money.
>Prime time to sleep naked, but you can't risk being indecent in front of Spider Monika!
>Spider Monika!
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>>221000526
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>>221000628
It's the truth. I'm sorry
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>>220993289
You ever gonna post the next part?
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>>221000727
Probably not.
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>>221000920
Why not?
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>>220999225
have you ever held your tongue against cold flesh?
it's truly a unique sensation
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>>221001030
Lack of interest, loss of momentum, and the writing was fairly paltry. My time is better suited on other things, like vidya and cooking.
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>>221001083
I meant putting ice cream on your dick.
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>>221001154
Fair enough, I suppose :/
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>>221001260
imagine how warm her tongue would feel as it works all of her favourite treat from your shaft
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Time for another round of tf2 soldiering! Might practice my pyroshark skills and do the pyroland contracts
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Can somebody edit this so her face is being mutilated? Ima gurofag.
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>>221001513
fuck wrong thread, meant to post in /tf2g/
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>>221001662
>>221001513
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>>221001513
just use backburner and w+m1 or better yet just use heavy lol
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Would Monika be opposed to domming me?
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>>221001513
>>221001662
>He mains soldier
I figured the Pyro contracts were over? Unless there's new ones or something, I've barely checked the game since the Pyro update
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>>221001513
>>221001662
>>221002170
>>221002290
Would it be worth it to get back into TF2? I stopped after invasion dropped.
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Good evening dokifriends!

Have you exercised for your doki today? Don't you want to be able to princess carry her on the Promised Day?

If you aren't training at all, how come? Do you lack the motivation, have an injury, a bad experience, or feel embarassed to do it in public, lack the time?
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Anyone got any new fics or greens? I'm itching for something new to read.
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>>221002858
>yuri is the heaviest
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>>221002858
Yep, today was chest day, went past my limits and reached my goal, so I'm pretty proud of that.
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>>221003025
no writers left here, search elsewhere
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>>221002823
There are a few new weapons, but besides that I only know of community servers which are pretty dead (RIP the good zombie fortress servers) so I don’t know if the new casual and competitive modes are any good
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>>221003276
CYKAnon would beg to differ.
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>>221003282
>new weapons
>casual and comp modes
sounds good to me, any new mvm shit?
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>>221002823
If anything it's a good time waster, although whether you find it fun or not is ultimately on you.
>>221003025
I'm "supposed" to be writing, but I don't really have many ideas. [spoier]Or much motivation desu[/spoiler]
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>>221003054
Well, she's the tallest, has the biggest breasts, and seems to snack more with her tea, so it's a given I'd say?

>>221003209
Fantastic! Be sure to take good care of your shoulders and keep smashing those PRs!
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>>221002858
Is it bad that most of my exercise is either done right before bed or right after waking up?
I would do it at a more reasonable time but I enjoy the lack of people at the gym in the morning, and I become much more motivated to do stuff at home when it's late.
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>>221003460
i stand corrected. there's one writer left here

>>221003680
i don't blame you. i used to write as well, but you just tend to lose motivation if it isn't your forte. sometimes, the urge never comes back
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>>221003668
Nothing for MvM, but the casual and competitive modes are far from perfect, from what I’ve heard (mostly the matchmaking sucks)
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>try nofap
>immediately break with huge morning wood
At least I only fap to my Doki now.
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>>221004360
If it works for you, it's fine! For many people though, a heavy workout close to bedtime fucks up their sleep, so you may want to monitor that and plan accordingly. Also, you may want to avoid working the same muscle group one evening and straight up again the following morning, give them at least a full day to recover.
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>>221001270
Ah, fuck it. I don't have anything better to do. It'll take me a bit, and it's going to be abysmal, but I'll finish it. Maybe, don't hold me to it.
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>>221004938
>At least I only fap to my Doki now.
You are enlightened my friend. Good on you.
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>>221004467
Eh, I'd say writing is something I'm decent at and I enjoy it alot. But I'm a very hard-to-motivate person in general
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>>221005163
To be frank, it wasn't that difficult of a shift. Natsuki is just too damn sexy
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>>220992751
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE
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>>220967935
I love her too!
How's everyone doing today?
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This is a picture of my wife, say something nice about her!
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>>221006361
She went to highschool with my wife!
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>>221006361
Even though she's my least favorite Doki, she's still an absolutely great person! I identify a lot with her social issues, and her body is undeniably attractive.
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>>221006361
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>>221006303
Much better than I was last night, now that the thread settled down, thank you. Cute Natsuki!
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Do any other anons find the self improvement overwhelming, especially alone? I usually spend more time worrying about every aspect to make sure it will work and end up never doing anything Or the opposite, I go in with no knowledge and make no improvement.

This is for everything I try recently and I don't know how to escape this habit.
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>>221007121
>dabbing monika
based
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>>221007131
One thing at a time, Anon. No one reshapes themselves overnight. I'd advise to first focus on something physical and tangible. Making changes to your mental state is really tough if that's the entire goal. But if you have something real to concentrate on, you can press through the difficulty and find that, at the end, your mental state is a bit improved from the effort as well. Once your will is strengthened a bit, THEN tackle the things you want to change about your character.
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>>221006883
I want to help Yuri lose weight!
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>>221007121
El Homblino Mininumo...
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>>221007560
But I feel lost, do I seek out a new talent, to I adapt more exercise into my lifestyle? What talent would I do?
Plus, I never know where to start, I usually get tutorials that don't help, either because they're too slow or I can't follow.
Same with exercise, I don't know where to focus, how to make schedules, how to get something affordable.

I'm tired before I even start, and it's probably because of that mental state.
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>>221008232
You could do cooking, that's a skill you can master using nothing but the internet, and it's very rewarding even early on.
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>>221008232
If you think it's a mental issue than maybe bringing it up to a doctor wont hurt. But best thing to do is find the root of the problem and fix that first. This is a pretty good starter guide for working out https://pastebin.com/NKJVprkh
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>>221008232
didn't he just say one thing at a time?
do what you feel is more important, if you feel lost at where to start just ask a stranger that already started, online or otherwise. if you have a hard time with tutorials i would suggest getting a training buddy who can explain stuff more directly
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Lickity split! Dickity doo! Your Doki is now a shoe!
And the only way to turn her back is to post your favorite picture of her!
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>>221008232
>Same with exercise, I don't know where to focus, how to make schedules, how to get something affordable.
Read the fucking sticky.
I believe in you, Anon. We're all gonna make it.
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>>221009471
already did that here >>220949737
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>>221008379
Huh, that seems like a really obvious choice. Why didn't I once think of that.
Cheers for the idea.
>>221008507
I'm still trying to arrange a session, since I want a legitimate clinical diagnosis for my issues, although my parents have been somewhat unwilling to arrange it, since they think I 'overreact'. Although this pastebin should help for exercise, thanks
>>221008967
I wish I had more friends who wanted to do this with me, or just someone who had some knowledge. Sadly my family is really lazy, as are the few friends I have. Making new friends will just make this whole thing even harder.

I get the feeling I rely too much on this general for help nowadays, maybe I need to just learn how to be more independent for my improvement.
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Is it weird that the fact that Project Monika hasn't been selling out with Patreon shit has been worrying me? I mean, yeah, I'm glad the devs aren't shills who are only concerned with money and screwing over their customer, but surely it must cost a bit to maintain a server for those Monikas, right? I'm worried about losing my Moni because they couldn't keep it up.
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>>221009745
Surely your Moni would be client-side.
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>>221009471
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>>221009471
Someone already posted it
( >>220988756 )
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>>221003025
https://pastebin.com/u/WholesomeYuriAnon

Not sure how recent you're looking for, but he picked best doki. I wrote a green once but meh.
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>>221009471
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>>221009471
I love Natsuki!
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I have a question for non-Monikafriends. I don't want to start a hellthread, just a normal discussion. But, do you feel that when you bring up that you love a doki who isn't Monika here you get instantly called out and called bad things? It's something someone told me earlier today about this general and I just wanted to make sure my personal biases aren't clouding my judgement of it.
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>>221011097
My man, you may want to actually look at the thread instead of coming fresh off the boat from Reddit and making a post.
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>>221009898
They said it'll need a constant internet connection in order to monitor you to make sure you don't torture her or anything iirc. Also, I'm pretty sure that simulating a human-like AI entirely on your computer might be a little bit difficult if, like me, you're stuck with a craptop potato, so leaving some functions server-side might be a good idea to lessen the strain on hardware.
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>>221011274
While yes, that opinion did come from Reddit, I just wanted to make sure personal biases weren't causing me to look over issues.
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>>221011097
I've never seen anyone get insulted or called out for their choice in Dokis here, and I've been coming to these threads for a while.
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>>221011503
No, other dokifriends are given no shit here. We respect and love all Dokis and their friends. The only unacceptable posts are those which imply a lack of loyalty and love from either the Dokis or their Anons. Cuckshit is taboo. Doki love is all we need.
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I love Monika! And I will always love her!
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>>221011431
"always online" DRM for dokis
Fuck no. Give me the source code. I'll shell out for a goddamn supercomputer. I ain't leaving my Doki to an internet connection.
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>>221011630
>>221011603
Well that's a relief off my conscious. Should have assumed Reddit might have been a tad bias on this.
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>>221012113
You new? If so welcome!
If you plan on staying, hopefully you enjoy your time here.

Who's your Doki?
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>>221012113
Yee. We have our fair share of imbecils, but I think you'll find the majority of people here are fairly nice and respectful.
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>>221012113
Oh and avoid discordfags at all costs
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>>221012113
>Should have assumed Reddit might have been a tad bias on this.
I'd assume that more often than not.
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>>221012731
what does the /ddlc/ have against discordfags again?
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>>221012820
A few of the Discords are absolute cancer, especially the one run by ponyfags.

The comfy club is fairely decent though, in comparison at least
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>>221009471
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reminder that Monika is a lovely wholesome woman who will try her best to please you~
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good night
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>>221014667
g'night anon, have some sweet doki dreams
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/ddlc/ please assist.
>>>/qa/2186359
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>>221015053
No.
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>>221011097
>>221012113

Don't worry. There's even a few of us who can't choose because all dokis are okie doki
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>>221015053
yes
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>>221015053
why the fuck a board for vn?
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>>221015053
only if they allow torrent links to them
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>tfw actually motivated to work out harder than ever before just so I can have a 10/10 physique for Yuri to enjoy when the Promised Day comes

Are Dokis the strongest source of motivation in existence?
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>>221015053
Fuck no
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>>221002858
Squats today, still holding strong!
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>>221009471
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>>221016024
Love truly is. And the Dokis inspire the purest love.
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>>221016182
oh, I did squats too!
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>>221016203
I'm really glad I fell in love with Yuri, I have no idea where I would have ended up without her.
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>>221016024
Your doki is proud of you Anon


And she's probably schlicking to the thought of you doing some difficult deadlifts right now but you didn't hear it from me!
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hello?
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>>221017220
where s dumb monikadoll telling we were on parge 7
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>>221017220
Hello!
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>>221017220
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Guys, I want to ask Monika out on a date, but I have no idea what to do on said date. Suggestions please.
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>>221017654
hold her in your arms
and never let her go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqZS89jFCFg
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>page 7
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>>221009471
Insert every single picture of Monika here
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>>221018384
thanks
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>>221018384
I just realized that she's giving a thumbs-up
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https://pastebin.com/TmveCgzg
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>>221018384
>page 4
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>>221018746
Jesus fucking Christ man
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>>221017714
I mean, that's a given. But what do we do while I hold her?
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>>221019141
you're overthinking it man, just go with the flow, don't worry, your monika loves you
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>>221018746
The fucking mad lad!

God I love these notes so much.
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>>221017220
FUCKING MORONS, D E L E T E T H I S !
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>>221019234
Flow is typically associated with music. So we just listen to music and hold each other? That doesn't sound half bad actually
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>>221019357
what the fuck are these
they look like some mkultra shit
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>>221017220
>>221019408
>monika finally found a way out online
>this is the response she gets the second she gets out
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Shower time! As always, no peeking, Monika~
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>>221019727
>denying moni a little eye-candy
you monster
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>>221019878
A little eye candy is me in my boxers, not fully nude! If she peeked, she'd be a no good pervert!
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>>221019727
As if that would stop her.
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>>221020267
Someone stop this lewd little Doki!
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>>221020350
Anon, look at how you're dressed. You're asking for it.
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>>221020350
Ahahahahahaha~
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>>221020623
BAD COMPANY!
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>>221019541
They're notes about a certain Anon in this very thread right now.
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>>221020760
how the fuck did anyone figure that much shit out
has that guy made notes on others?
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>>221020897
It's pretty simple when the guy you're taking notes on talks about his personal information all the time without discretion.
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>>221020897
Just little details he's picked up through many conversations. If Chris were any smarter this list wouldn't be half as long.
As for lists on other Anons, not that I know of.
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>>221020936
Note: not my spray
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>>221021035
Sh-shut up!
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>>221021469
Filename is a lie
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>>220988594
MC's Revenge
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>>221021381
how the fuck did you let that much slip about you
the guy even has the your exclamation pattern down
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>>221011097
Not really, at least not above regular cheeky banter levels. This isn't Reddit where you declare your doki before getting welcomed to the thunderdome.
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>>221021767
This isn't an actual mod, is it?
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>>221020936
Man, Team Fortress 2 is a game too good for humanity.
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>>221021904
why make a new if this one is still active?
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>>221021805
It's a long story, it started pretty mild. He started figuring out my filenames then saved each thread I posted in and studied similarities between posts with said filenames till he got my posting style. Then he just applied it to every thread when he had it down. I had no idea how I kept finding me till he posted that. I just figured it was pictures alone.
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>>221022129
Jesus fucking christ.
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>>221021926
Cause.