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Fight for JUSTICE
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>>220941112
why are you standing so high up
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>>220941027
What do you call the tentacle that you blow up between phases? Why would they appear if there weren't a direct corelation between them and Octavio?
>>220940910
Octavio and Tartar have nothing to do with each other, any boss in the OE is just a faithful recreation made from blended and remade sanitized test subjects and lazy devs.
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Fresh from Akiba
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Welcome to late night /ink/

Topic of tonights discussion. If a woomy woomy in a forest and nobodies around to hear it... is she still cute?
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If you post a brand new, never before seen cephalopod, please also mark it as a response to this post. Thanks.
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cute soft woomy tentacles
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o-one station left...
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>>220941186
They have the high ground, you cannot win. Even with a bubbler.
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Think there are any side effects to the Grizzco life perserver? It's wide open instead of closed and uses ink out of your teammates guns to make your body instead of fresh ink cartridges.
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>>220941285
cute soft woomy tummy
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>>220941285

The best kind of tentacles
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>>220941318
perhaps a stingray is in order
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Bald woomies.
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>>220941371
is it nibbl hours already
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>>220941317
Fuck that station so hard.
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>>220941223
Well of course. All woomys are cute anon
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>>220941285
quality tentacles
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This Octo is sleepy and needs to go to bed.

I hope everyone has a good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZVm8Rm73h0
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>>220941317
How is girl power hard
Just kill them
Just ink their face
You're not bad at PVP are you, anon?
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>>220941317
Do not forget that you have bombs. Use the bombs.
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>>220941609
This, I'm literally clearing it now over and over for and easy 1k points. Octos can't fucking aim, you have nothing to fear if you just zerg rush them and throw splat bombs where they land.
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>>220941604
night mata
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>>220941604
Sleep well, mata.
Still closing up here.
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>>220941604

Cute octo
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>>220941767
>grinding for points on one of the longest levels for a meek 1k points
you can get 500 points in 6 seconds on the crate stage
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>Tower Control
>6 of the top 10 are using a blaster/blasterbucket

Why aren't you using a blaster in TC anon?
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>>220941363
It's Mr.Random
It's the only time i played with an /ink/er, so it's alright to guess wrong
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>>220942149
Respect to my fellow octoshot nigga
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hewo
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>>220941925
I thought this was reversed BLACKED for a second but then I realized it was headpats
Now I'm sad for I have no headpats
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slep
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>>220942332
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK

YOU, SIR, ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING WITH WONDERFUL TASTE IN CEPHALOPODS
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>>220942207
oh yeah, I remember that now. It was on the reef.
heh.
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3.2.0 when
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>>220942386
>yfw DJ takes the BWC from Scientist
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>>220942621
I kind of hope there will be another patch this month. Sometimes they do a separate one when they add new stuff iirc.
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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1017319139776425984?s=19
yoo
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>Win nearly every battle yesterday
>Lose nearly every battle today
>Can't even play SR for another four hours
Tonight just isn't my night
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>>220942904
Praying for rapid pro nerf.
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>>220941202
Octavio's tentacle pilots the roller that samurai swings around. Maybe it's needed to harness zapfish's power, for example, so when we remove them they go pop.
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>>220941112
>>220941318
>>220941376
alright you little squits
get down from there
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>>220942904
>rapid blaster nerfs
>Autobomb nerfs
>Inkjet "nerf" is a larger landing indicator that has a timer now
L M A O
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>>220942974
>>220942904
There is a rapid blaster and rapid blaster pro nerf. They've decreased the blast radius 6%. Looks like e-litre has gotten a damage increasing buff too.
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>>220942904
all the squids in the party look at that body
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wgen will the netcode not be shit
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>>220942704
>DJ, losing blue, seeks for male on male comfort from scientist since railing his gf doesn't do it
>threeways ensue between the three of them
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I hate the way ranked makes me act. I want to stop playing it, but my desire to get better at this game is genuine. I wish I had friends that played then I could at least play League.
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>>220942621
>>220942810
>>220942904
well speak of the devil
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give me your cutest and best agent 38
preferably hetero, but i will accept anything
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>2 blasters get a miniscule radius nerf
>not fixing the actual problem with Blasters as a class that makes them so over centralizing and unfun to fight in the firs place
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>>220943210
Only 6% isn't going to change anything.

I wonder though if that inkjet nerf will make ilthe special fall out of favour though. Maybe the age of the n-zap is about to return.
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>>220943404
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I finally got my golden toothpick, that thing took me like 3 or 4 fucking hours
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Ancho-V games looks a bit less like a warehouse now.
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>>220943404
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>>220943303
unf
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>>220942904
No one wants to talk about the new inktanks? What's up with that?
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>>220943883
I do. Might be interesting, but possibly awful.
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tell me about the h-3 buff google translate is confusing
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>>220943883
They look kind of unfresh, they seem like the plastic containers you hold juice or ice in, I get that they're for summer but I wouldn't want my woomy wearing one.
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>>220943883
Probably to make it so more people actually look at it during battle
Might look kinda unfresh desu but functionally it's cool
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>we shot ten missiles all together
>the potential of one unfortunate squid getting targeted and taken down by forty missiles
>forty
>that's as many as four tens
>image name
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>>220944005

This. You better be able to pick between the old and new ink tank
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>>220942904
>If you kill with the undercover, the shield instantly recovers to full, even if broken
Holy shit. My questionable choice of main suddenly got a lot more viable.
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>>220943883
two kinds of ink tank
one with more ink but charges slower
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>>220943210
That eliter thing is about shooting the rainmaker barrier I think.
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>>220942904
>Aero is back
>L3 is fast again
>H3 pierces armor
This is the best timeline
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whats the best special for clam blitz?

its the gamemode i am worst in
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>>220944159
Baller and Bubble Blower.
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>>220944049
The other two pictures show Woomies wearing the old one so probably. The little add at the bottom might be hinting at a larger capacity? Hard to tell since it's not in the patch notes anywhere as far as I can tell with Google translate.
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>>220944074
>>220943883
oh and its only for splattershot jrs that they have a 10% ink boost and have a different model
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>>220944045

I'm glad Tenta Missiles are getting buffed. It's my favorite Splat2 special.
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>>220944225
what if your woomy took the sink out of your bathroom for turf war
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>>220944225
i've seen this online
it shoots bouncy balls
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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1017321798348623872
what the fuck
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>>220942904
english notes when?
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>>220944328
>>220944384
Charge holding splatling and a bouncing nightmare bucket. Ninty why.
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>>220944328
So this is the splatling that holds a charge when swimming right?
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Keep your woomy smelling fresh.
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The new weapons and map.aren't out tommorow are they?
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>>220944560
No, just OTH amiibo compat
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>>220942904
>that ballpoint splatling "nerf"
japs, are you fucking braindead?
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Alright, finally back home and

>>220942386
>>220942704
>>220943319
never change, /ink/
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>>220944520
oh no
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>>220944328
Yooo!
A shame it's chrome, though. What is it supposed to be based on?
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>>220944520
I'm not sure what the point of this is. Better ink pattern for swimming, but it's kind of slow for tagging moving targets,isn't it?
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>>220944520
I'm looking forward to this one. Between this and the explosher wew
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>>220944897
kinda looks like a shower head, would make sense because the other one is a bathtub
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Nani? The fuck is that ink canister?
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>>220944225
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1017321798348623872
>>220944328
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1017321403362623488
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>>220945034
It's a literal baby bottle for the baby weapons
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>>220941331
I saw bunch of art about respawn point being used as heater/grill and was kinda confused until I saw this
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>Dual sweeper
>Dual sweeper custom
>Increased ink consumption by shooting by approximately 20%.
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>dualie squelchers get an ink efficiency nerf and increase special cost

It's something I guess
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Hey guys, you do still remember the mini splatling, right?
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>>220944897
It's called Nautilus, so it has a chrome shell.
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Am I crazy for thinking that H3 buff sounds too good?
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>bro let's just release like 6 broken as fuck weapons in a row
>broooo
>BROOOO FUCK THE ROUNDEYES
fucking gooks have no idea how to balance a game.
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>>220945072
funny if true
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>>220945197
Squelchies are already thirsty as fuck, a 20% ink cost increase only gets you something like 67 shots on a full tank now iirc, timmy is going to be engaging with a lot less ink now
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>>220945275
I disappointed that its another cancer bucket, and crutchling.
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>>220945217
Is that the same range as the mini?
I've honestly been using the hero so much I actually forgot about it.
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>>220945275
>fucking gooks have no idea how to balance a game.
Its a party game what did you expect? The bwaster is a thing remeber?
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>>220942904
someone post the translated notes, spoonfeed me please
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Guess you don't have to make new maps when you can just retool S1
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when will this update release?
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I'm already scared of the overpowered scrubs using splat.jr and the new weapons
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>>220945225
Interesting. I can recognize the sea shell motif but I'm not sure what else it is. The other anon suggested a shower head but it almost kind of looks like a pepper shaker.
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>inkjet """"nerf""""
>stingray untouched
>autobomb ink efficiency buff

Great balancing.
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>>220945379
what DO you want then, crutchfag?
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>>220945549
They also reduced autobomb tracking radius and splash radius and autobombs are already hilariously easy to bait unless you're a tight spot.
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>>220945438
Sploosh: Ground Coverage increase, more damage to RM barrier
Jr: 10% more ink tank
Splash: More accuracy while jumping
Aerospray: Ground Coverage increase
Luna: 20% more accuracy while jumping
L3: 11% more runspeed while shooting
H3: 3 shots will always deal 100 or more damage now
Squeezer: 6 frames faster auto mode
Carbon: Max speed rolling consumes 33% less ink
Splatroller: ^
Dynamo: ^
Flinza: ^
Squiffer: Air + Ground same charge speed (wasnt that the case before?)
E-Liter: Full charge deals 15% more dmg to rainmaker barrier
Hydra: Full charge: 35 -> 40dmg, normal dmg: 28 -> 32
Undercover: Kill/Assist by killing an opponent and your Shield recovers instantly
Rapid (Pro): 6% less explosion damage radius
Ballpoint: In air charge speed/out of ink charge speed -33%
Duali Squeelcher: Ink consumption while shooting +20%
Point Sensor: 21% more range
Autobomb: 70% -> 55% ink consumption, 1.5s less tracking time, 7% less explosion radius

Missiles: 10 missiles when 1 target is locked, 5 when 2 are locked (also launched faster), special power up buffs explosion range, target lock on, 50% less damage to rainmaker barrier
Splashdown: More range when landing, not so high anymore (?)
Jetpack: Landing mark better visible, now shows when the person is landing as well

Shamelessly stolen from discord.a
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>>220945489
The tubing looks like the coiled spring for a kitchen utensil of some sort. I can only recall grip trainers, though.
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>>220945452
jp twitter mentions 3/17 but i don't know if they're talking about a release date or another reveal
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>>220945150
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>>220945623
anon... youre dylexic
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96 deco: 190 -> 180
Custom Blaster: 180 -> 190
Clash: 170 -> 180
Clash Neo: 170 -> 180
Rapid Deco: 180 -> 190
Slosher: 180 -> 190
Mini Splatling: 180 -> 190
Ballpoint: 190 -> 200
Dualis: 180 -> 190
Enperries: 190 -> 200
Dual Squelchers: 180 -> 190
CDS: 190 -> 200
Tetras: 170 -> 190

These were the special point changes.
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>>220945432
>have braindead bwaster already
>spend like 6 months adding fuck loads more of them instead of unique weapons because wittew timmy needs his cwutch cannon
>new weapons come out
>even biggest crutches, what is essentially a laser that can fire indefinitely and kill almost instantly from ridiculous range
>a pwop bucket that can launch over walls and explodes no matter how far it travels, meaning you have to aim even less
>the laser except now it charges like twice as fast and holds that charge while swimming
>another pwop bucket except they bounce all over the place now so instead of having to sorta aim at the enemy you can just pwop pwop sorta near them and it'll bounce into their buttholes instead
what the ACTUAL FUCK is the splatoon team doing? they're basically trying to invalidate literally every type of weapon except for the new ones. there's no fucking reason to use any shooter besides dualies because of the dodge roll's applications now that the ballpoint and FUUUTUUUURE ballpoint exist. bwastas are still braindead as fuck and to try to appease those finally realizing they're centralizing and utterly skilless they gave them a miniscule nerf, and introduce some even more retarded weapon variants.
two nukes was nowhere near enough.
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>>220944045
>shitter missiles BUFF
are these fuckers serious
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>>220945618
>Jr: 10% more ink tank
Was this really necessary? Jr. fucking never runs out of ink as it is. This is barely a buff.
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>>220945452
The update is tommorow night, the new weapons and ancho-v are probably gonna be next month.
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>>220945618
Hydra and undercover buffs are really good, heck yes. I am so excited. I'm also excited for the autobomb's changes. less ink consumption makes it a friendlier pair for the bydra.
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Nerf some blasters
Nerf sting ray

Please and thank you
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>>220945618
>Ballpoint instantly nerfed
Hahaha
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>>220945618
>ballpoint basically completely unchanged
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>>220945618
>Jetpack: Landing mark better visible, now shows when the person is landing as well
why tho

>Jr. just gets a little more ink and a fancy tank
w h y
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>>220945881
It's only notable for the fact it has a different inktank model now. It opens up the possibility of more weapon specific tanks.
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>>220944045
>>220945618
>Tenta Missles buff
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>>220945618
>Splashdown: More range when landing
What the fuck? Splashdown's biggest problem was that it has a fuckhuge disjoint that does 55 damage and the Splat devs are making it even bigger? All that means is Blasters are gonna use Splashdown from max range and deal 55 damage to me while I'm unable to take them out midjump, that's fucking stupid.
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>>220945783
>thinking the explosher is a crutch
>being bad enough to think the ballpoint is a crutch
>being even more bad to think a splatling that can hold a charge is a crutch
Every other bucket kills instantly faster and explosher basically just works a preventative measure.
The alternative firing mode, the longer ranged one, on the ballpoint, is really easy kill if you make good use of cover and rush it down. If you're caught out in the open against a splatling then it's your own fault.
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>>220946124
hi timmy!
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>>220945717
explain, what is dylexic?
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>>220945618
>Luna jump buff
>japs using QR again

I don't like where this is going.
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>>220946124
>splatling that is objectively better than a splatling that already exists in literally every way isn't bad game design
okay retard
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>>220946159
>wah why does this party game about squid kids not reward pure mechanical skill
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>>220945618
>dat missile buff

But why. Missiles were already annoying enough as it is
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>>220946179
>明日、7月13日(金)午前10時より
>jp twitter mentions 3/17
baka
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>tentamissiles are shit!
>haha he uses tentamissiles get fucking gud!
>why the fuck would anyone use tentamissiles over any other special?

It finally gets a good buff and you immediately start crying about how over powered it seems, holy shit you people are fucking pathetic
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>>220946286
language, young lady.
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>those tentamissile buffs

Oh boy here i go launching 15 missiles a match again!
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>>220946124
Explosher is a Blaster that can control exactly where it deals it's splash damage. It also has bubbles making it THE best defensive weapon in the game and one of the best weapons at Splat Zones. It's got the range that makes it so trying to get in on it is near impossible and your only option is to flank. It's high tier and can definitely be seen as a crutch. Blasters and Blaster-likes are crutches by design.
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>>220946249
you make a typo over replying to a typo of my own, kind of ironic don't you think?
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>>220945619
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>>220946360
i didnt make a typo anon, u blind fuck. i was quoting what u said
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>>220945618
Do the autobomb nerfs also apply to SP mechanics as well?

And, I run unga stick for shits and giggles when I get paired up with people who are consistently shit, should I really care about the roller buff?

>splashdown getting a buff
o h s h i t n i g g e r w h a t a r e y o u d o i n g
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>>220946286

It's a nice bonus to the buff really
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>>220946447
>dylexic
>u blind fuck
now you're just baiting me hard
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>>220946073
>>220946245
>get locked on
>stay still so missiles land in the same spot
>swim away

wooooow so hard
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>>220946220
why quick respawn?
its only use is seen by people whose K/D is deep negative
and what effect does an accuracy buff even have on a blaster anyway, much less the luna?
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>>220946229
You're right it isn't.
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>tenta missle buff
Looks like I finally have an excuse to break out my hero dualies.
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>>220946519
retard
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>Play Ranked
>Average win rate
>Get really mad and salty
>Play Turf, just as garbage average win rate
>Don't get mad in the slightest
Why is ranked so frustrating?
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>>220946570
It makes the mini splatling obsolete, explain your reasoning right the fuck now
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>>220945618
>Splashdown: More range when landing, not so high anymore (?)
bigger splash radius and less tearing in the resulting paint
the only tears will be your opponent's
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>>220946568
>why quick respawn?
It activates on trades
>much less the luna?
Someone clearly never played s1 and never fought the jumping luna blaster jap cancer
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>>220946590
don't take out your rage issues on me you dumb esl
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>>220946568
QR works on trades. In Splatoon 1 where QR was really broken people would run that shit on Luna so they could dive into fights over and over. They would also Jump around a lot like fucking moonmem because of its jump accuracy.
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>>220946637
The nzap and the splattershot made it worthless long before the ballpoint
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>>220946637
Who cares? Fuck the mini splatling.
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The Jumping Jap Luna Menace returns.
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>>220946618
Winning or losing has meaning outside the single match. That meter cracking has a lot more impact than not getting quite as many coins as you could have.
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>>220946808
Jap in the box
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>>220946654
i probly never encountered the blaster cancer cause i dont play ranked
and before you ask its because A i dont wanna be a dead weight to my team and B i dont wanna get salty over a game i play for fun
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>>220946618
Longer match times
Larger reward for winning and almost nothing for losing
Ranking system as a long-term objective influencing your rewards and your pool of teammates
Ranking system creates an expectation that your teammates will be able to perform at a certain level
Gamemodes are more structured so it's obvious when your teammates don't know what they should be doing
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>>220942904
>In ranked battle we were dividing players by weapon type, but we have revised and tightened this characteristic
By WEAPON TYPE? Was this why there's two brushfags on the enemy team?! What the fuck devs
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>>220946917
I play splatoon for fun, just a different kind of fun, playing with stakes makes it much more fun for me. I'd quickly get bored of turf war. Salt is part of the experience to be embraced.
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womby
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>>220946942
Chargers usually were evened out so there were even amounts on each side but sometimes it slipped up.
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>>220946618
Because the thing about turf is that it literally doesn't matter. Lose six matches in a row and you'll be in the same spot. With SR and ranked however you literally have your rank/title on the line. Every screwup hurts more. Your teammate dodge rolling into the ocean, or carrying the rainmaker in the wrong direction actually means something.
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>>220946917
you're missing out on game modes and learning how to improve though.
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>>220946917
just imagine blaster, now with more movement speed because jump momentum and not affected by ink because it's in the air near constantly and you should get it
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>>220947160
And it also has no range
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>>220946942
I was never paired with another hydra user so I'm not surprised.
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>>220947119
>learning how to improve
Can this meme stop? Ranked is not a skill requiring mode unless youre in X 2300+
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>>220946917
I used to think the same way, I feel like a shitter constantly and I didn't want to have a low grade attached to me. But the thing is 90% of the game is ranked in some way and it's the best way to improve. Just give in and do it, all of the lower ranks are easy mode anyway.
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>>220946942
I'm guessing it tries to go for an even comp but doesn't always do so well so they've refined it more?
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>>220947198
and jumping makes that far less of an issue
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>>220947058
>Your teammate dodge rolling into the ocean
I'm so sorry, I've done that before.
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>>220946538
Did I say it was hard? I said it was annoying
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>>220947248
Yes, that's where I am.
And i think, some skill does factor into your match's results. Ranked or not-ranked.
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>>220947328
It still has no range
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>>220945618
>when the most ink efficient weapon in the game is out of ink, it can still keep firing, it just charges a little slower
>when you're falling while charging, which happens fucking never, it's a little slower
>the ridiculous cover-half-the-map-on-one-tank ink efficiency, splattershot ttk, squelcher-outranging, nzap coverage and run speed, invalidation of all other splatlings and most shooters, infinicharging, and all the other game-breaking bullshit is fine
f u c k
y o u
j a p s
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>>220947018
i play turf war not only cause its a good testing ground for weapons but everybody walks out better off than they went in, so long as they make an effort
at the very least its an absolutely consistent way to improve

>>220947119
>>220947312
if i wanna improve i can always head through to the octo expansion for practice
but all i can see myself wanting is just to grasp the rudimentary functions that each weapon type needs to be effective
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I think the game is slowly dying now with all of these cancerous patches
It was good while it lasted
F
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Why do high fire rate weapon feel so fucking broken in Splatoon 2? In Splatoon 1 I would've never imagined getting 2 tapped by an N-Zap, but now I just find myself getting insta gibbed left and right by stuff with similar fire rates.
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>>220947369
80% of ranked match is rolling team gacha, you're not winning a match where your team is inkbrush nouveau, cwash bwaster (disconnects 10 seconds into match) and goo tuber (timmy variety)
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>>220947451
Playing against anotger person is cpmpletely different from playing against a computer, friend. You can't fully understand until you're actually up against them. And you're also still missing out on four game modes the game's offering you. If you're bad you'll be in a rank that suits you so don't worry about.
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>>220947451
I feel like I don't learn much from Turf. Mostly because it has like 0 matchmaking.
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>>220947248
Here you go.
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>>220947574
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So is vanilla Jet finally viable?
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new brella when ?
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>>220947563
I understand that can be frustrating sometimes, but you musn't always give up hope. The people that are in your rank made it there for a reason so you should always try anyway, no matter the odds.
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>>220947559
*view, not few
i'm tired
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>>220947597
>>220947603
>at the very least its an absolutely consistent way to improve
sorry, i meant that its a consistent way to earn cash
although i will keep ranked on the table if i ever feel the need to prove myself
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When will Blasters Nozzlenoses and Brushes finally officially become seperate weapon classes
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>>220947559
I'm going to marry Pearl!
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>>220947779
new splattershot pro when?
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>>220947248
Can this meme stop? Someone completely new to the game has to improve a lot to get through all the ranks and up to X, they might not be great then but there is certainly a lot of learning and improvement along the way.
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>>220947559
She knows you like those pits
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>>220945618
>Kill/Assist by killing an opponent and your Shield recovers instantly
Holy fuck yes
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>>220946359
Everybody and their mother thinks every weapon is a crutch and yet the people that bitch the most here have proven that they aren't even beyond A rank
Defensively the Splatling Deco is better, and the splash damage from the explosher is like half of what blasters get, probably less. And you don't even have to flank an explosher, do you realize how fucking long it takes to fire the fucking thing? If you had any sort of skill to you you could approach from max range with any weapon that doesn't charge and kill the explosher before he fires a second time with little to no difficulty. Not to mention it doesn't even one shot unless you hit somebody in a very specific way.
>>220946637
The mini splatling is obsolete by design. A weapon with a charge needs longer range to compensate, but the mini barely has anything over the regular splattershot. And with worse kits for both versions.
>>220947414
>splattershot ttk
only with the first firing mode and at lesser range than the splattershot. You basically need to be point blank to get that ttk, at least with the same accuracy a splattershot has at basically all of its range. Same with the "n-zap" coverage, it's only with the shorter firing range in which case it still moves slower than n-zap and other regular shooter weapons. And it doesn't invalidate other splatlings, either. Heavy still has stingray, deco still has bubbles, and Hydra is infinitely more accurate at similiar ranges and kills much quicker and turfs a lot more for your charge.

People that complain about the ballpoint are dumb and people that think the game's over because now there's a mini that can hold a charge is the end of the world are also dumb. Splatlings should've had some variant of charge holding in the first place with how easy it is to get killed using one. Splatlings don't get to duck under the ink to heal as often as every other weapon, either.
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>>220947704
Jet was the best standard shooter until the neo splash came around, and it's really only outclassed by squelchies and the ballpoint for other similar weapons.
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>>220947603
This. It's hard to learn new weapons or just improve in general when you are getting your ass beat by team of extremely high leveled japs while one of your teammates lags out and the other two dodge roll around without even trying to ink or push.

Instead of adding broken new sloshers why can't nintendo just fix the fucking matchmaking?
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>>220947685
heh
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>>220947563
That really only has a significant impact if nobody on your team is good enough to carry. By the time I graduated s+9 to X I was able to win around 80% of the time at that level consistently. When I lost rank X a few times I always got it back in half a rotation too.
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>>220948037
Absolute game changer. I wonder if it'll be as good as it sounds.
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>>220947248
Oh yeah? If no skill is involved then why can't I get to S+ in each mode then?
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>>220947925
Already planted my seed in that bro.
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>>220947779
new paintbrush when
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>>220947779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ehwvd1lCc&t=18m41s
I know this is fake but that last Brella makes me rock fucking hard
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>>220947574
fucking hot
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>>220942904
>When you exit salmon run you spawn outside the entrance instead of in the middle of the square
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>>220947559
I want to eat her out so bad that I actually get a little pissed when I remember she isn't real.
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>>220948273

iktfb
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>>220948265
>little timmy will now drown if he tries to stand on top of the low tide basket during regular tide
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>>220947574
>took off the belt on her thigh
8/10 it's the best I can do
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>>220948265
How the fuck did it take this long for them to do that
When are they going to spawn you at the lobby exit when you leave lobby so I don't have to walk across the whole square to get my shirt scrubbed
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>>220948273
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>>220948526
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>>220948587
the middle makes sense for when you're exiting the lobby cuz what if you want a bite at crusty sean's?
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>>220948663
No. Woomy only deserves a beating after a match.
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>>220948636
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>>220948053
How the fuck can you even save the mini at this point?
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>>220947574
What's the sauce before this gets deleted
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>>220948067
>when you are getting your ass beat by team of extremely high leveled japs while one of your teammates lags out and the other two dodge roll around without even trying to ink or push.
Sounds like ranked, except for in TW you don't get pushed down to brainlet no challenge ranks because MM decided to pair you with timmies for 4-5 matches straight
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>>220948128
Because you're completely trash at videogames, please stop playing anytime
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>>220947534
The game's tickrate is half that of the original Splatoon and still using P2P. If the game's tickrate matched its framerate, you'd have almost twice the amount of time to react to a Jap splatting you. Here's a picture of what happens when an N-ZAP shoots you.
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>>220948918
That's very rude of you to say. Think about how you would feel if someone said you were bad at something and that you should give up. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate that. You should always treat others how you would like to be treated because rudeness is a drug, it hurts you and everyone around you and when it comes to drugs you should always just say no.
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>>220948059
Jet squelcher ttek s nothing like the best shooter and neither is neo splash, splattershot and nzap are both much better.

Hell there's only 5 jet suqlechers in the top 100 of rank x last month across all modes. Splattershot has more in a single mode and higher.
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>>220949092
wheres the picture
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>>220948918
>no skill is involved but you can't beat it because you are bad
It seems like you have no idea what skill means.
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>>220948918
But you just said those no skill involved so its not might fault
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>>220949092
>>220947534
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>>220949278
Jesus fuck, that's real messed up.
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>>220949278
soooo if I'm shooting at jap's with the NZAP they have less of a chance to get away? poor guys
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>>220949371
Actually, yes. That's why Japs take like 6-7 N-ZAP hits. They don't actually require 6-7, you can Ninja Squid up, hit them 4 times, then leave. You'll get your splat when the server catches up. It's a really dick thing to do with the Sploosh or Rollers especially.
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>>220948803
Be less lazy
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>>220949278
>Get paired against Japs a lot even though that is on the other side of the world
>Wonder why I always get mad
I hate Japs so fucking much
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Do they still restock the splatoon 1 recolor amiibo?
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imagine playing splatoon on 60 tick dedicated servers spread evenly around the world with good netcode and lag comp

imagine never having connection errors ever again
imagine hitting people and having them die when they take a fatal hit instead of half a second later
imagine never having to worry about ink shooting out of dead people and killing you ever again
imagine not dying to chargers when you're already behind cover because you're still visible on the other guy's screen
imagine not dying instantly to high fire rate weapons because the damage is all applied in a single tick
imagine not having to worry about bosses constantly desyncing between players in salmon run

but none of this will ever happen because it's a nintendo game
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>>220949909
this hurts
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>>220949909
oh
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>>220949909
Hey, 20 bucks a year to get all of these big problems
Isn't that fun?
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>>220949278
So the strat is to shoot two-three hits, then dodge and pray it registers? Great game
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>>220949909
Well, let's see how much will paid online improve these
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>>220950316
They're not changing anything about the online, so it won't improve at all.
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>>220950316
Not at all
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>>220949278
By the way, Ballpoint's fire rate is faster than tickrate.
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>>220950348
Not that poster, but we don't know yet. We've got two months or so before the paid online. They've still got news to mention, so who knows. I'm slightly optimistic, but prepared for disappointment.
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Why do people think Octo Expansion takes place at the same time as base game single player again? Callie didn't know who Off the Hook was until after she got back from her mind control, so pic related can't exist until at least a few weeks after that. Plus Octolings don't come to Inkopolis until about 11 months after when the zapfish and Callie were kidnapped, given the new splatfest definitively proved things are moving in real time in-universe. Either the idea both campaigns take place at the same time is based on a faulty premise, or it took Agent 8 fully 11 Months to get out of the metro.
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>>220950302
Hit detection is on your end, no prayers required for that. It just might take a while to for your Switch to let the server know they're dead, and if they weren't the server player, the sever then has to spend even more time telling their Switch they're dead. The prayers come in here: you dodge and hope they didn't do the same to you, or your deaths will pass each other to and from the server. That's why you can get killed by someone you killed 2 seconds ago, because on their screen, they just got killed by someone they killed 2 seconds ago.
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>>220950587
If they were actually making any improvements to the awful online infrastructure they would've announced it instead of the shitty NES games we're getting
They're not changing anything, you can believe otherwise but you will be disappointed, guaranteed
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>>220950603
I think Callie talked about the concert with Off The Hook too.
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>>220949909
Honesty this is why I never feel the urge to keep playing this game. So many factors I can't counter because what I see is half a second behind what it is.
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toilet slosher
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>>220950603
>Why do people think
I've never heard anyone ever mention what you're talking about other than your post right now. The intro to the DLC practically tells you that it doesn't happen at the same time as the main single player campaign
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/ink/ minecraft server when?
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>>220950991
Pretty sure it's supposed to resemble a bathtub, but yeah, it's proportional to a urinal.
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>>220950476
I'm oversimplifying the latency, pretending it goes away after the first spike in these graphs, but still. Here's why the Ballpoint Splatling's short-range mode is complete bullshit. It can actually splat you before it starts firing, and you can get Jap N-ZAP ttk speed even against people in your own area.
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>>220951020
It was brought up a lot when OE first launched, it was the main theory and probably still is but no one's really talking about little things like that this long after launch.
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>>220951116
never, hopefully
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>Piranha in turf
>Blaster control
>Salmon Run isn't open
>Barely anyone is playing because 7am
>1-2 immediate disconnects on either team (usually mine)
>1-2 jap god chargers that never miss on enemy team
>Lag out the ass
This is just
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>>220951116
As comfy as that would be I can only take so much autism. Just go to /mcg/ if you want to play Minecraft they're one of the few good generals left.
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Inkstorm 2018 starts Saturday.

Ghost gamibgs first LAN as professionals.
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>>220949909
>because it's a nintendo game
desu it's not nintendo specific problem and everyone is equally greedy, in splatoon it's just the worst with nature of the game, switch garbage hardware and brainlets playing through their mobile connection not being herded into a separate cuckshed
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>>220951574
>Piranha in turf
it's not that bad, stop being a pussy
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>>220952557
gross
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i want to FUCK a steelhead
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>>220952557
actually disgusting
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>>220952557
>onigiri hair clip
cute!
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>>220952786
too bad the steelhead fucks you
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Missiles are still likely to be bad.
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>>220952456
Not him but that one and walleye warehouse are easily the worst maps for turf.
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>>220952557
pacifier gear when
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>>220952929
>too bad
>implying
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>>220952957
That we don't know. But we do know that special power up is now outright detrimental on them.
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>>220952995
>warehouse
>bad for turf
Nice bait
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>>220953076
>increase the already ridiculous blast radius
>detrimental
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>>220953158
>already ridiculous blast radius
It's pretty small currently. At worst, you'll get hit for 30 damage far enough away from anyone that it'll recover before it matters.
Inkjet is still going to be the best special in the game, and its best counters got nerfed.
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>>220953223
>It's pretty small currently.
No it's not, it's pretty close to rapid shot. And the outer radius on weakened targets is already the main source of deaths the missiles do.
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>>220953685
The Rapid's blast radius isn't that large, it's only dangerous because it fires quickly and those hitboxes can be directed. Just don't stand in one spot with 70 damage and you won't die.
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>Ancho-V
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>>220953892
>The Rapid's blast radius isn't that large
yeah sure whatever
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>>220954060
Compare that to a bomb. Missiles have a very obvious tell, aren't player-controlled, and are going to be all bunched up so they're easier to dodge. If you're so much as taking damage from missiles you're doing it wrong.
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>>220945618
>that fucking undercover brella buff
jesus, this and baller is gonna be absolute cancer on clam blitz
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>>220954303
Yesh.
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>>220954303
Cheeky Veemer! I'll join you Zed.
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>>220954325
I wish the second one had baller and mines but the bomb is good. I just like mines. Makes it a lot easier to get assists and chip people for that extra damage the weapon needs.
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What do you play when you get tired of Splatoon?
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>>220954659
I'm almost done with it, so I need another game to play. I'm hoping this balance patch will get me interested in the game again.
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>>220954659
Ace attorney. Maybe some monster hunter if I feel masochistic.
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>>220954659
I don't. I got a switch to play splatoon and otherwise hadbt played games much for years.
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>>220954659
tie between kirby and sonic mania
love me some platformers
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>>220954567
i'm fine with the splat bomb desu, i'm not really good with mines but you're right. it would be a great combo, especially with the new buff.
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>>220954659
The Hope I don't get mad at work today again game
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I want to fuck a choco woomy
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https://twitter.com/Sendouc/status/1017129138602332161
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Guns: https://pastebin.com/vKHu15KX
Bug fixes and General: https://pastebin.com/HyVXZXAd
>Goldies drop random amounts of eggs on fog missions
>removed a geyser spawn on Marooner's Bay
>made the Mothership mission overall just less of a pisser (copters spawn more often, crates break more easily by themselves, less Salmon Spawn from them
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>>220955162
I don't know what people expect. Solo in every game is terrible. Some worse than others because you can match parties while you're alone.
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>>220954529
>>220954520
Alrighty, I'll get a room up and I'll most likely be going with whatever randoms can fill up the empty spots so I hope you don't mind.
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What the fuck the bathtub weapon is called the Blolobber in localisation? That's fucking retarded.

https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/1017320971294867456
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>>220955314
The Bloblobber was the internal name for what eventually became the Machine in S1.
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>>220955314
Bloblobber even.

Imagine being a fucking bloblobber main.
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>>220955308
Just gotta cash these 99 bonuses.
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>>220948053
Based fact poster
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>>220955314
>>220955398
It lobs blobs
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>Be waiting for Octo expansion to come out
>Caught up playing other shit in the meantime
>It's now been out for a month

If I'm not the dumbest, slow-pokiest motherfucker alive I don't know who is. A shame, since I wanted to enjoy it's release with the rest of /ink/. Ah well.
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>>220955376
i thought the original slosher was the bloblobber while the machine was the bomlobber
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>>220955616
*Meant to add, how have the rest of you been liking it?
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Sorry guys, I was too busy trying to take out bosses.
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>>220955729
Octo expansion was great, actually challenging in places, great aesthetics and soundtrack, fun to play and the closest thing to a story mode that actually feels like a real story mode rather than a tutorial pretending to be a story mode splatoon has ever had. Some really cool cut scenes and clever level designs and ideas. I'll still replay them for some downtime now.
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Oh god, this set sucks.
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>>220954659
I've recently picked up interest in TF2 again and have been fun just fucking around on 24/7 harvest servers. If I feel like complete trash I'll just play something comfy like The Sims 2. Also I bought Mario Tennis aces recently. It's nowhere near as good as Mario Power Tennis was but it's still pretty good.
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whats the optimum amount of special up?
i have 3 subs, 0 mains of it
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>>220955860
>>220955879
Don't worry about it, I'm just playing to have fun.
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29 more perfect sr sets until hlm z-crew
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>>220955261
>they turned mothership which was an already easy special wave into a free win
I'm not complaining. This makes me a bit relieved. Too bad shitter freelancers will find a way to fuck it up anyway.
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>>220954659
F-Zero GX time trials.
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>>220955729
I loved it. I went in expecting Single player round 2 but got challenges that were hard and fun to play. Plus it gave a lot of character to Marina and Pearl as well as the octo you play as. Only complaint that I have is that the octos needed more hair styles.

Fuck girl power station.
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>>220956209
For what special?
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>>220955652
I think you're right, it was a long time ago. Either way, I'm happy to hear the name has come back in some capacity.
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>>220955314
I love the name
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>>220954567
>I just like mines.
why not play dynamo then
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Why would they choose to make the new weapons a splatling and slosher again?
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>>220956907
Because no one cares about your special snowflake shooter and no one wants more fucking chargers or blasters
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The new splatling seems fucking boring. How much use could you possibly get out of charge holding a splatling? It should be a feature that all splatlings except hydra have.
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>>220955261
Doesn't less ink consumption while rolling mean dynamo will become even better in SR?
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>when the hackfag who made a fake leak yesterday came up with more interesting weapons than what actually came out
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Holy jesus this Salmon Run loadout is super cancer.
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>>220957613
We're almost at hlm
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>>220957231
Salmon has separate stats.
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>>220957373
We knew about bathtub and seiren for month(s)
>>220957613
Don't you like easy wins?
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so update lands tonight for us burgers?
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Thanks for joining Tre!
Currently 3/4 for profresh salmon run if anyone wants to join us.
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>>220958159
GG Z, J and SD
I'd stick around but I absolutely loath the Baboozler.
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>>220957884
12hrs from now.
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>Black Urchin Rock Tee on Spltatnet
>The ability is QR
WHY ANNIE WHY
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>>220942904
>That Hydra damage buff
Fuck, that's crazy
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Would be nice
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>you can now charge squiffer in midair
>ranked will balance out the weapons on both teams
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>>220958580
>Balance out the weapons
Didn't it already? Are they just making the matchmaking more intelligent?
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fuck me senda
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So that new Slosher is like H-3 but more forgiving with the aim?
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I fucking hate the bamboozler in SR
Oh well, super-bonuses achieved and 400 preserved despite the best efforts of randoms
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>>220945618
>Squiffer: Air + Ground same charge speed
>>220958580

I have wanted this for years
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>>220958418
That's enough to 3 shot enemies standing in your ink with a less-than-full-charge.
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>Bamboozler
Fun stops here
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>>220959113
Same as all other splatlings.
Speaking of which, Ballpoint deserves a nerf to 28 damage.
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>>220959196
I like ballpoint and I'd be okay with that change, seems fair.
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>>220956907
They're the only weapon class that haven't gotten new weapons aside from brushes, but those are just offshoots from rollers anyway.
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>>220942904
>Aerospray doesn't get its rightful damage buff
It's like they don't want it to be viable.
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>>220959307
No one wants aerogay to be viable
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>>220958875
It's a 4-shot H3 with projectiles effected more by gravity.
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>>220959379
I do just to see you get mad.
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>>220959307
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>>220959307
If you want an Aerospray with damage, play Sploosh, Splash or Dapples.
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>>220959307
Aero got it rightful mobility unnerf. More damage would've put it at 4-shot kill, which would make it strictly outclass Jr and Sploosh.
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>>220959791
>rightful
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>>220959791
The massive spread would balance it. It's got one of the worst ranges in the game.
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>>220959639
Heh. Supra-toon.
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>no sprinkler buff
disappointing.
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>>220959639
Wouldn't be surprised if there was an actual ad campaign like this in Japan
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>>220960068
It will likely never get buffed because that would make the Heavy better than the Ballpoint, and make Brellas used more than Dualies.
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>>220960114
It's not like we haven't gotten weird video game ads in here
https://youtu.be/dHNdcjglhsc
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recently ranked up to s+1, is the meter meant to crack after one game? i'm so fucking mad
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>>220960552
It's the same as any other rank. You probably just lost to a team with lower MMR to you.
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>>220960551
They're making so much money holy shit
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>>220959934
It both has more range and is more accurate than Sploosh. Its real range is actually on par with Splash, so it can splat relatively far, if slowly.
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>>220960552
depends on the power, usually yes, 4 losses and you're out
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>>220960642
I'm actually surprised this game is already not full time gacha and other modern money wringing practices
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Making this one my last game crew, I need to go make something to eat.
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>>220960791
Nintendo has some semblance of integrity believe it or not.
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i want the bloblobber so bad
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>>220960551
I've heard that Splatoon is REALLY big in Japan
Just how big is it?
I mean, I doubt it's touching Mario or Pokemon levels, but what series could it be compared to?
I'd guess bigger than Zelda as I've been told that Zelda is more of a western phenomenon than eastern
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>>220961054
Actually taking advertisements left and right big
Constant collabs big
Pretty much CoD of japan big
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>>220960879
Good games, Zed.
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>>220960879
ggs z-crew
We cleansed those waters
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>>220961054
>I mean, I doubt it's touching Mario or Pokemon levels, but what series could it be compared to?
splatoon reigns supreme on switch in japan

>splatoon 2: 2.6M copies
>super mario odyssey: 1.9M
>mario kart 8: 1.6M
>breath of the wild: 900k

the only thing potentially bigger than sploon in japan would be pokemon
pokemon might be a killer app beyond even sploon

>I'd guess bigger than Zelda as I've been told that Zelda is more of a western phenomenon than eastern
american power ranking switch sales
SMO>BotW>MK8>sploon2
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>>220961054
It's pretty often the most popular game on their streaming site openrec.
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>>220961510
>mk8 sold better
what is wrong with these people
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>>220961586
It's a good game and the last MK I played was on the Wii.
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>>220961658
It grows extremely boring extremely fast
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>>220961693
>old game good
>new game bad
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>>220961754
All mario karts are bad.
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>>220958490
mmnnmmnmmnm
...
bibbits
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>>220961243
>Pretty much CoD of japan big
More like a tuna
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>>220961861
goob buffs when
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>>220961861
>bibbits
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>>220962010
hot damn, they walked right in to that one
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>>220962052
When you git gud
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>>220961759
Now I want poorly drawn ANTIFA squid staring down MIGA squid
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>>220961510
Zelda would have done better if there weren't so many lost sales from piracy.
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>>220962251
>lost sales
this meme again
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>>220962306
It's a fact.
Just like
Piracy = theft
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>>220961586
>>220961693
it's a meme game, like smash
nobody actually plays it more than a week after buying it except maybe with friends
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>>220962251
zelda is third place overall, globally
so it is doing well regardless

zelda just never did very well in japan, at least in comparison to US
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>>220962371
And pirates won't ever buy stuff as it was already proven a million times, lost sales are a meme sales managers invented to explain why something sold like shit
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>>220962558
>replying to bait this obvious
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>>220961586
I still haven't beaten 200cc
I'm also stubborn and won't switch from Metal Mario, Pwing chassis and Slick tires
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>>220962597
I have some free (You)s
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>>220962687
fuck you senda
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why do i feel like i play like shit then top frag in the match or have alot of kills
i dont like this feeling
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>>220962940
Because playing tdm is actually playing like shit in a lot of cases
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>>220962940
>purposely play like shit (no submerging, no RSU, just hoofing it to the front line)
>top splats
>more splats than entire team combined
Because matchmaking is about saddling you with just enough dead weight to make the match 'even'
Or feeding a group of shitters and easy win (team of perfect-gear dualie squelcher all ##* levels vs team of low-level scrubs with ranglet weapons)
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>>220948174
A brella that does a lot of damage on contact with the canopy is such an obvious move that I'll be shocked when Nintendo never makes one. Would it be a better idea to make it entirely stationary, or to make it detach and move around quickly?
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Brella detachment mechanic was a mistake
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It's fucking 25C here what the fuck send help
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>>220963298
Nah.
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>>220963338
>25C
That's perfect temperature wtf
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>>220963338
stop being poor and buy an AC
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>>220963136
>>220963056
Another question
am i lagging to these japs (From Australia) and shots that should connect dont and vise-versa or am i shit?
I'll stop annoying you with these shit questions
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>>220963373
Yes, it should have been a tent only gimmick
>>220963396
>25C
>perfect
Please kys anytime
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>>220963502
Probably both with connection taking priority, if you see japs you prepare to have a bad time
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>>220963298
The detachment should've been tied to the jump button, maybe after set amount of time open. They'd probably change around a few things if you can deploy one on command to make it less useful, though.
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>>220963635
>if you see japs you prepare to have a bad time
If you are from Australia, its only japs.
every single match. all but me
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>>220963338
28 is perfect
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>>220963691
It's for the best that you can't deploy it on demand. It's to balance out holding up the shield forever.
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>>220963698
Yeah so prepare to always have bad time, this is how people played 1
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>>220963698
Also change your name to something japanese sounding or random weebrune name, fucking pieces of shit love to throw with westerners around
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>>220963396
>>220963743
Perfect room temperature is somewhere between 10 and 15C
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>Guy keeps jumping into the water over and over on wave 3
>We wipe

Why waste your own time like this
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>>220963986
fucking really? thats some high level fuckery
>>220964196
nah 25C-30ish is perfect.
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>>220964361
No it's not you aussie, anything beyond 15-17 shouldn't exist period
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>>220962657
>any of those
>bad
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>>220964340
stop posting fucking twitter images without source
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>>220964196
Dude, that's chilly. At that point I start wearing jackets when outside already, and you tell me it's good room temperature.
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>>220964458
literally you
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>>220945618
>33% less ink used when rolling at max speed which is literally always
>You can throw two autobombs
at a time now without needed 48 pts of sub saver
this pleases me

might use the vanilla carbon roller for spatfest
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>3.2 Patch notes
>Squelchies and Ballpoint given a slap on the wrist
>Inkjet barely changed
>Splashdown and Missile buff
>Rapid Blasters nerfed slightly

At least the Aero got a buff right before a splatfest. Maybe the kiddies on team Octo have a chance now.
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>>220965023
I'm finnish, yes
That's accurate too
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>>220965023
>finn
ew no
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>>220964572
No
https://twitter.com/Koooooh_8/status/1015066994893193216
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>>220964232
Maybe he's trying to derank? Profreshional is fucking brutal
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>>220965450
>Deranking on wave 3
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>>220965528
Oh. yeah, disgreard.
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>>220965085
>Inkjet barely changed
Having a timer there telling you when they will land is huge. Now your team has to be dead or retarded not to splat them on landing.
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>>220965023
>tfw open window at night in the middle of snowy winter
Truly you ectotherms are unfit for the rigours of the north
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>>220965856
i know this isnt senda because hes a mexican
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>>220965663
True, but I can already spitball that and have a splat bomb waiting for them. Though with the thread, "Your team has to be dead" is what they expect of the Inkjet instead of a giant flying annoyance that just makes a lot of noise.
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So can you just give yourself whatever MMR you want now or is this guy really good and making a statement?
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>>220965979
>Jap playing so good he tops the cheater
holy fuck
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>>220965979
>that autistic moonrune fag
>obviously with bwaster on TC
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>>220966273
Remember, there's three levels of players:
>Normal
>Cheater
>Asian
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>>220965979
based
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>>220964232
>grind to high levels with friends
>throw every job until you are back at 400
>all the overachiever shitters that can't carry 3-man HLM with full quota derank
>you lose nothing in process
It's for the better cause. You are just collateral
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So what was the Nautilus's gimmick again?
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>>220965450
>Profreshional
>Brutal
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>>220967261
fast charge you can hold
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>>220967195
>needing friends to get you to high level instead of carrying randoms all the way up there before tanking
Who's the real shitter?
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>>220967310
>Splatling holding a charge
This is honestly one of the biggest issues I have with splatlings. You're so fucking slow when out of ink, and if you charge up and have to quick move you have to go through the slow charge up again.

Hopefully this makes splatlings enjoyable.
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>>220967370
That way no points escape into the wild. If you carry overachievers and then throw the same overachievers, you'll just break even.
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>>220967482
stack rsu you dingbat
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wow randos are having a blast today, not a single win on this easy loadout
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>>220967261
Am I seeing it right or does it look like it also have the ballpoint's recharge while firing gimmick too?
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>>220967829
I had a helluva time.
Got my superbonus, maintained 400. I call it a win
I kept getting the fucking bamboozler though
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>>220968386
it does
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did you see hackers can edit their recently played with players now and make them unreportable, yet report you for anything?

>https://twitter.com/Alepeg99/status/1016660565945659392
>https://twitter.com/DJParticle/status/1017038049988042754
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>>220967482
it's a balancing thing. Splatlings have a slow charge and no hold because they offer supreme area denial for extrended periods of time.
If you try to engage a charged splatling head on in it's range, you die.
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>>220968593
god i hope they report me
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>>220968637
post your fc
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>>220968593
*snap*
yep
this one's going in my faggot compilation
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>>220968395
>complaining about best weapon in rotation when pro "can as well go punch salmon" is there
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>>220968593
>Nintendo wants you to pay money for a hacked to hell peer-to-peer online connection
Get fucked.
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>>220968593
All you have to do is friend them before the match ends.
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>>220966409
Where is timmy?
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>>220965979
>please meat anti cheat
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>hackfag is back to samefag some more
remember to report and ignore!
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Anyone HLMing?
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>>220968617
>Supreme area denial for extended periods of time
Can't a charger do this as well? Along with things like the Jet and SSP?
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>>220968946
>best weapon in rotation when pro "can as well go punch salmon" is there
You're claiming that the best weapon is the low-range, non-piercing. low-damage charger when there's three other weapons that can melt hordes away as well as deal with most bosses fairly easily (aerospray being a BIT trickier to handle Steelheads with)?
The splattershot pro can stand and tear through a line of cohocks
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>>220969487
no.
not to the extent the splatling can
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>>220969509
>The splattershot pro can stand and tear through a line of cohocks
For a couple seconds, then it runs out of ink.
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>>220969509
Bamboo is a DPS monster and has the longest range in this rotation. It makes Pro obsolete.
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>>220969509
>low-damage charger
Someone doesn't know how to half charge
>can stand and tear
No it can't because it eats the whole tank in 9 seconds while offering okayish damage.
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>>220969487
Chargers can deny area by taking out people instantly and making it hard to apporach certain areas. Splatlings deny area by taking out people more slowly but also by covering turf (something that jet and SSP are lacking in), making larger areas harder to travel through. Both deny area but through different means
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>>220967482
Get ready for shit kits then.
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>>220969957
>in 9 seconds
Try 6
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>>220969961
And as a side note, a charger usually shuts down a splatling, they have to start playing more safely to get an advantage
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you dont actually enjoy this game?
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>>220970401
I do, but Nintendo better step up if they want me to pay more.
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So the new map and weapons are going to be added in the future, not tommorow right?
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>>220970401
Correct.
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>>220970329
Nah i actually counted, it's 9
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>>220955314
>Bloblobber
>it lobs blobs of ink
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>>220970448
I'll be paying either way. If it gets too bad I'll just give up on ranked and move to playing private matches.
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>>220970401
I try really really hard to do so but I just cant. No game makes me as salty or irritated. Even when I win I can be mad. Honestly if it weren't for cute squids and octos I'd have stopped ages and ages ago.
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Anyone want to SR at rotation?
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>Buffing the missiles
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I wanna see a choco woomy all flustered
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>new hairstyles for octos
>new bottoms
>new modes
>new SR stages
>new SR wave types
>new SR bosses
>new weapon types
WHEN?
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>>220970765
Will it be HLM?
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>>220970863
It's time, Splat Dualie bros.
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made this based on my adventures.
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>>220970908
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
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>>220970981
I'm just starting this shift at 400, but I can handle HLM
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>>220970908
Splatoon is a very summer-ish game. I just fucking want swimsuits. Why not, Nintendo? Don't make it a pervy thing, it's just a stylistic/theme thing.
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>undercover can regen it's shield by kills and assists
>both are really fucking good at getting assists
I knew maining this shit was going to pay off
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>>220970401
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>>220971087
I'm at 600 I'll join when there's enough for HLM
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>>220971140
This.

They already allow swimsuits in Pokemon and Mario, what's the problem?
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>>220970247
But pretty much every splatling has a shit kit, so I don't understand what this is implying.
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>>220971154
>get high as fuck run speed
>charge at groups of enemies knowing that it will reset when you a splat
god I'm so fucking ready
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What if in the next Splatfest those who bought the DLC and picked Octo get to hear Fly Octo Fly in the Splatfest?
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Is it lame to just say fuck it and try to bring my S+1 in Zones to an X rank before I try to bring my S in everything else to S+?
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>>220970765
If you're still around.
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There's very few people online, but I made a room
2/4
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>>220971991
It’s basically made for it so it’ll happen in either in this one or the final one, but it’s not going to be based on if you bought the dlc and it’s especially not going to be based on what team you pick that would be fucking stupid.
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>Garbage ink efficiency
>Garbage mobility
>Fucking impossible to hit anything with due to slow fire rate. Even regular brella feels way better at killing people.
>Shield stays up for half a second before firing off.
>Meme subs and specials
How the FUCK do you play a Tentabrella?
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>>220973591
By not using it ever, only splat brella is any useful now, may change with autobomb cost nerf so sorella can finally use it too
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>>220973591
ink saver main and run speed up to the brim
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>>220972526
Fucking christ, oreo, stay on the gun or don't. or at least kill shit BEFORE getting off the gun!
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>>220973591
You're going to need robot aim to get those ohkos
>>
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>>220973998
More like robot flanking skills
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>>220974094
why would you do this?
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>>220974232
do what?
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>>220948265
Fucking finally
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>>220973924
yeah that guy kept leaving the cannons after killing one boss to collect eggs
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>>220974232
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>>220974586
polish poop
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>>220974969
I don't Witcher 3
>>
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>>220974094
fuck you senda
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>>220970401
i love the game to death but it feels hard to convince myself to boot it up sometimes
what do i do?
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>>220975078
octokek
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>3.2 patch is dropping right before a random Grizz rotation
New Grizz weapon soon™?
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>>220968593
hackanon said he could do this weeks ago, old news, hackanon is a cool guy.
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>>220975130
This is the weirdest meme
>>
Oh. Neat. The amiibos that I preordered like 5 months ago finally shipped.
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>>220975286
its not a meme, senda is just a dick
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>>220975242
No, just bucket
>>
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>>220973924
by the way B, did you see some of the changes to SR? Looks like fog has some sort of interesting little change in that goldies now give a random number of eggs; 1. 5. or 10
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>>220975242
Grizz Rainmaker

>>220975537
Yeah, I saw that. I don't know if it's entirely RNG or whgat, but it makes them very tasty targets
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>>220975242
>random Grizz rotation
Fuck yeah!
>Slamonid Smokeyard
Fuck no!
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>>220975676
>hating second best map
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>>220975405
But I'm not Senda
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>>220975624
>it makes them very tasty targets
When are they not? Literally free eggs with delivery right to the basket
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>>220975731
>High tide
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>>220975676
At least it's not Last Cuckpost

>>220975624
Grizz Splatling
Holding fire winds it up and it fires while wound up automatically, no charge holding. Releasing fire makes it spin down, but makes for spinning up quicker.
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>>220975768
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>>220975768
everyone in this general is senda
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>>220975768
but nobody else posts here but senda, who is hack anon, using multiple ips to pretend to be tia, who adds a dick on and becomes kier, who then removes it again and becomes viv, who is kristen, who is brass.

learn your fucking lore, noob
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>>220975970
You know too much. Kill teams dispatched.
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>>220975970
so orion cucks himself then
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>>220975882
Stop playing with brainlets
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>>220945197
Range and number of rolls nerf when?
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>>220976103
After pretty much everybody else left, there's nobody left to cuck Orion except himself.

And he's quite good at it too.
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>>220975970
>>220976068
>>220976103
>>220976297
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this general should be nintyg
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>>220976284
Never, because not only their range is kinda their entire point, there are also Gloogas and Tetras that juuust about step on Squelchies' toes already. They need a complete rework, you can't balance their current playstyle without making them useless.
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>>220976429
Then make your own and stop crying like a little bitch. You clearly samefag a lot and can "populate" your own general.
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>you can dodge Grilllers aimed at you by just climbing really high
The more you know
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>>220976629
i dont samefag siht nigger ass bitch fuck you senda oops meant for >>220976429
hugs with calie
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>>220976739
>another carried overachiever
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>>220976429
>go check archives
>nintyg was made thrice during e3
>neither reached bump limit
lmao
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>check archives
>/ink/ doesnt discuss games
>draws shitty art and writes stories
this is the state of /vg/
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>>220976835
Why would it when the general was only the samefagging of you know who?
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>>220976773
I just stared last month fuck you
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fastest way to grind up meal tickets? salmon run seems kind of slow due to the length of the games. maybe the subway vending machine? What test do you grind?
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>>220976739
Wait, you didn't know about that? That's standard procedure at Lost Outpost. Though if the rest of your wipes, then the smallfry are suddenly able to jump really high and actually hit you, I call it Harold's Revenge.
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>>220976957
>>I just stared last month
I honestly felt slow because it took me 2-3 SR... loadouts? to hit profresh
That being said, I only played to 2nd super bonuses
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>>220977006
If you want gorillion shit tickets then finish single already, for better ones you have to rely on salmon and octodlc rng
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>>220977061
rest of your crew wipes*
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>>220976284
>>220976589
Range and mobility are the Squelchies kit, when you realize that they don't get a damage increase in turret mode (Gloogas get an outright damage increase, everything else gets a ROF increase) but instead of being locked into turret mode you can walk out of it. I use it for invading on Clam Blitz, since it can let me rapidly approach the basket with a power clam through their ink.

They always were good, but were held back by having a non-damaging sub and one of the worst specials in the game. Now that they have an actually usable kit, they've hit the meta incredibly hard and the community is starting to take notice.

>>220976917
This has been the state of /v/ for years now. Even with the mods deleting waifu threads and filename threads, it just became the cesspool you see. If you want to actually discuss the game, go to discord or reddit /r/Saltoon for that. Let us shitpost in peace.

>>220977006
You get your bonuses faster the higher rank you get. Getting double bonus on Profresh isn't difficult with an actually usable loadout.
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>>220977006
have you tried - https://leanny.github.io/SplatHeX.html
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>>220977006
destroy all crates in 1 shot stations
+600 (and change) eggs / completion and it's done in 1 shot
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>>220977216
they jump even if everyone is alive
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>>220977279
>it can let me rapidly approach the basket with a power clam through their ink
No weapon should have that kind of power in a game with turf control as main mechanic. If you can ignore it, you have to have downsides comparable to Inkbrush.
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>>220976924
>/nintyg/s OP is the assmad hackfag
DEEPEST LORE
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>>220977343
They're able to jump up the height of 3/4 of the walls in Lost Outpost in any situation? I never really notice since I don't really use the walls outside griller waves. If so, Harold needs a jumping nerf.
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>>220977632
well duh, he flooded /ink/ and the /vg/ catalog a few times with proxies
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>>220977747
>Harold needs a jumping nerf.
Then griller and glowflies become trivial
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>>220977747
Goldie rush has the same mechanic and today some faggot chum was jumping all the way to the roof from the sea level. Jumping starts when they cannot reach you for a few seconds no matter how many people left so you cannot cheese the wave too easily, moving so they move and null the timer do work
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>>220977583
The downsides are using a good chunk of ink reserves, about 5% of the tank. And with the ink efficency nerf, it makes them even more hungry. Still, all dualies can ignore turf, it's just the Tetras and Squelchies that can invade with less punishment than the other dualies due to how turret mode works.
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hey guys mario oddesey is pretyt cool yet this game isn't
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>>220977632
It's a sad sight. Nobody gives a shit about what he has to say in his "general," so he shitposts as a cry for attention. Then he samefags his posts in the hope that somebody would fall for the ruse and think a conversation is going on and talk to him. His day-to-day routine has been reduced to being a nuisance and his only interaction with other humans, his validation, is people basically telling him to fuck off/kill himself. Truly a pity and an interesting specimen for psychological research.
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>made an alt account
>remember you have to grind your way to level 10 doing TW
>all of these dumbfucks attempting to squid party
>all of these DC's
>all of these players who are testing out weapons they're shit at
>all of these squiffers (for some fucking reason)
it hurts
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>>220978446
just rankhack with splathex moron
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Haven't received any updates on my amiibo preorder even though tomorrow's the release date. I preordered by Squid Sisters amiibos from the same place and had updates way before this point in the shipment.

Is this confirmation that OTH fans really don't love their idols as much as Squid Sister fans do?
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GGs, B!
that was one of the best 2-randoms griller wave I've played
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>>220978446
>he didn't make alts during the Christmas holiday
Come on anon, I made a couple and made it to level 10 in a matter of hours.
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>>220978289
>about 5% of the tank
Most weapons need curling bomb to do that, it costs 70%. Octobrush and Carbon can roll in and Sploosh can raijin step, but those are also weak close-combat weapons.
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>>220978823
RIGHT?? I was genuinely cheering for our randos for sticking to the plan. That was a fantastic recovery there at the end. I watched you think it over before you dove out the window. Heh. GGs, man.
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>>220978823
fuck you senda
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>>220978919
What if that was a twin-crew as well?
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>>220977632
see
>>220975970
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>>220978864
While Curling bombs let you do this, you can also have your team behind you when you do this. Dualie invades are usually done alone or as a desperate attempt to get to safety.

I never said they were balanced.
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>>220978737
Mine is being sent via UPS and was a state away as of last night.
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>>220978837
I'm nearly there but goddamn it's soul-sucking
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>>220978737
I just got mine shipped and I live in a third world country.
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>>220979086
most likely was I think
>>220978919
it's easy to survive on this map, just swim up the little wall
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>>220978737
see
https://nfc-bank.com/bins.php?do=download&downloadid=1426
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>>220979097
I can see the kill teams are going to earn their blackwater paychecks today. Don't try to run, anon, it makes the Pavehawk pilots cranky.

>>220979086
>>220979208
Possible. Fuck, why hasn't anyone shown me that before? I keep using the wall across from the basket so a gunline on the platform behind the basket can get clean ass shots on the griller.
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>>220979471
At least you didn't hire Murkywater, I hear they get bested by a bunch of clowns on a regular basis.
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>>220979245
Fuck off you retarded piratefag
Do you really think people are buying amiibos for the exclusive ass content?
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>>220979471
fuck you senda
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>>220979471
I've posted it a few times, also works for rush waves, hide back there when you're targeted to let your team collect any eggs you've built up near the basket
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>>220979563
why else would you buy it?
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>>220979563
imagine being this salty because someone is getting the stuff on your overpriced toy early and for free
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>>220979563
are you buying them to display to all the cute girls that like cheaply made mass produced statues covered in dust that serve no purpose?
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>>220977309
Thanks I'll do that one instead of B02 though i've mostly been doing B02 for practice

>>220977279
>Getting double bonus on Profresh isn't difficult with an actually usable loadout

i'll have to keep at salmon run then. mostly want the meal tickets for ability chunk farming but on that end it seems like i'll get everything I want from salmon run anyway. Just hit profesh hopefully its not that much more difficult
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>>220979770
Taken under advisement. Hopefully it'll stick and I remember it later today.
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>>220979913
Where else am I supposed to put my hot glue?

>>220979958
You get both meal tickets and drink tickets from Salmon, along with actual chunks. The vending machine in OE gives the same rewards, but Salmon run is better for getting things faster.
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>>220979913
>covered in dust that serve no purpose

Just because you never use your dick can't serve it's purpose doesn't its bad to have around
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>>220980067
in a female?
>>220980125
i get women because i dont have a creepy wall of nintendo dolls. instead i have it filled with vibrators and condoms.
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>>220980225
>i dont have a creepy wall of nintendo dolls. instead i have it filled with vibrators and condoms.

please post a pic of your not creepy wall of vibrators and condoms
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>>220979128
>>220979181
It may be that they're coming but updates aren't being posted, this happened to me with a pick-up order at a different store. I had to call them up to see what the issue was and apparently my order had been sitting there for two weeks even though I never received the pick-up confirmation. Can't tell if it's an issue with the system or just employees here being completely retarded with technology b/c this is a bumfuck nowhere flyover state.
>>220979245
But I want the statues tho
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>>220979840
>>220979851
>>220979913
>fuck the establishment we wnat free shit lmao!
Poorfags are pathetic
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>>220959432
>4 shot kill
isn't one of the key features of the Slosher class the fact that they are 2 shot kills if all or at least one hit lands
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>Amiibo delivery from Gamestop rescheduled for tomorrow instead of monday
>2nd day air

well okay then
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>>220963461
Finally you can have a team of nothing but Sloshers with all of them having differences in playstyle
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Good Afternoon, /ink/! How is everyone today?
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>>220979913
I'm a cute girl who likes cheaply made mass produced products. Get me a man who likes amiibos rather than one who likes drugs and fifa
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>>220981490
wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl, fag
>>>/lgbt/
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>random guards eggs on regular wave
>same random doesn't guard eggs on goldie wave
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>>220981556
/ink/ is full of girls, sweaty. Splatoon is probably the most popular third-person shooter with girls to have ever existed.
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>>220981556
no, but my vagina does, incel
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>>220981556
There are no boys on /ink/
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>>220981662
tits or gtfo
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>>220980432
amiibos says you are here for friendship. vibrators tells them they are here for the sex
>>220981490
ive got some cheaply made mass produced products right here.
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>>220981752
sorry anon, I'm not getting a boyfriend from 4chan
don't give up hope though, there are splatoon weeb girls everywhere. Don't ask them for nudes and do be nice, you'll get there.
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>>220981213
I've been Salmon Running with randoms.
It hasn't been going well.
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>>220981662
>Chop off dick
>Replace is with deep axe wound
>Claim it's a female reproductive organ
Fuck you trannies and your superficial view of women
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>>220981662
cutting off your dick does not make you a girl either, and the gaping wound left behind is not a vagina

get help
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>>220981985
>>220982028
My dudes, I have ovaries.
There's something wrong with dudes like you, splatoon is full of girls
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>>220981981
Well damn, if things continue to ge south and you're still on in a few hours I won't mind helping!
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>>220981752
>hackfag gets more sex than you
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>>220981752
no, vibrators tell them you are either a massive faggot or really creepy
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>>220981649
I mean, it actually does have higher female population than most TPS. But both it and /ink/ are still mostly male.
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>>220982349
are you 5? some girls are hard to please. others squirt buckets. some need to be whipped. some need to be fucked for hours in the ass. you have to be ready for it all, or they leave not coming back ever
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https://www.strawpoll.me/16067045/r
let's settle this
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>>220982193
I need to get to bed in 3 hours but thanks for the offer, though.
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>>220982605
Oh boy a poll.
Surely nobody will lie and vote grill to fuck up the results.
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>>220982547
I hope you wear condoms or make sure they're tested or you're gonna be crawling with disease
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>>220982547
if you walk into someone's room and they've got vibrators hanging from the wall you'd think the guy is some next gen pervert and more than likely leave
you do not leave sex toys sitting around when someone you barely know comes over
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>>220982696
if most people are honest we'll still get reasonable results
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>>220982736
>Not giving yourself to Papa Nurgle
absolute pleb
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>>220982862
>if most people are honest
do you even know what site you're on
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>17 splats and 5 deaths
>Next highest on my team is 8 splats 11 deaths
>It just gets worse from there

So this is the power of S rank
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>>220982901
You're fucking disgusting
I hope no girl goes near you
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>>220982736
that whole stormtrooper is filled with rubbers. I buy all different kinds for whatever the situation.

>>220982756
if you are in my house we are fucking or you are leaving. i've owned a house like 2 miles from a college campus for years now girls know their place.
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>>220982951
doubt we would have won even if my team was actually competent anyway since someone DC'd like a minute into the match
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>>220983049
You're gross, but at least you're responsible. I'll give you that.
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>>220983230
I also poke holes in every single one
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>>220983230
>>220983230
yeah well any girl that sleeps with you after a night or two probably has slept with everyone else after a night or two as well.
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I'd rather fuck a virgin than some nasty with a stormtrooper full of rubbers
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>it's another "lonely virgins larping as girls to other lonely virgins" episode
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I wanna fuck a choco woomy
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>>220983562
senda, you are a minority
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>>220981752
Not a wall of vibrators, I can't tell you how disappointed I am
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>>220981004
>poorfags
It's just one, all three of those posts were made by a single person.
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>>220983434
>implying you'd ever expect anyone genuine to fuck the guy with a stormtrooper full of condoms
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>>220983814
i have way more, just in the middle of moving.

>>220983857
they already have the intention to fuck if they made it that far obviously. the stormtrooper is just a bonus.
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You know, I never rage at the other team in Splatoon
Only my team
My no kills, no push, lose 3v1, no turfing team
Or the 3-wave, 190 power egg 4 golden egg freelancers
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>>220983670
What if you could only fuck a choco yebby
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>>220981752
hackfag fucks
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>>220984494
I would fuck the choco yebby
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>>220981752
>hackfag is also sexually desperate
pottery
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>>220984810
that's rich coming from this thread
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>>220984882
>retard units
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So what is the Explosher supposed to be? We have a regular bucket, a paint bucket, a washing machine and now a bidet/sink/bathtub
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>>220963338
That's like 77F I think.
I don't know where you live but that would sound amazing where I am.
Come back to me when it's in the upper 90's or 100's.
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>>220984882
>hahaa how can people who are not used to such temperatures over hundreds and hundreds of years not be good in weather that is not suited for them! fucking weak and pathetic!
i'll never understand this meme, people laugh because we can't handle the heat but when it gets cold people in warmer climates complain about it too so what's the point?
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>>220963338
I'm instinctively annoyed when people complain about perfectly agreeable temperatures like 25C, because it's been over 40C where I live for a fucking week, but then I remember that I would probably annoy someone else for complaining about below 0C.
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>>220985029
Not him but, I live in a damn desert, guy. And it was 100+ for a couple days (40 C at the most)
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>>220985208
>hundreds and hundreds of years
try like 2 weeks you spaz, that's how long it takes to become accustomed to temperature
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>>220985152
It's a jet heater
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>>220985152
>bidet/sink/bathtub
It's just a bathtub. Its features are distinctly parts of a bathtub.
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>>220985375
A bit random when all the others are related to liquids. It should've been a cement mixer
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>>220985268
>2 weeks
go away retard
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>>220985738
>my opinions are facts!
>your beliefs are wrong!
jeezus will you go away already?
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I was playing rainmaker on kelp dome and the other team almost takes the rainmaker near to my point, but because I was winning and there was only one enemy alive I decided to keep the rainmaker with me and play time because there was only 10 seconds left. I go back to my point to hold the rainmaker and then go to the ramp but I didn't knew that the last inkling was on the point and all my teammates were trying to take him down, I got splatted, thankfully that inkling got splatted too and time's out.

Really, this game needs voice chat, I wouldn't turn back if my teammates told that there was an inkling on the point, things could got ugly.
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>>220985470
senpai, that's the bloblobber
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>>220985474
It's still bucket shaped, and its quirk is that it lobs super-heated balls of ink that explode. Some other weapons like have design elements from non-liquid related tools, like the Carbon Roller with bike frame elements.
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>>220985924
Remember you can press X to see the whole map at any time, including where the enemy team is painting ink in real time
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>>220984810
desperate?
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>>220985925
Yes, I know. The model for the Bloblobber is a bucket designed like a bathtub. I was clarifying that the Bloblobber is not modeled after a sink or bidet.
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>>220985924
you need better awareness boy
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>>220985847
lol
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>>220984882
Hahaha pussies. It's 35C here and its just 2PM.
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>>220986237
ahh, ok. my bad
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>>220986067
I know that but I didn't expect that the inkling was on my point because we killed almost all the enemy team, I thought he was on his spawn, that's why I didn't bother on pressing X and I was stressed out by the match, it was a thug match.
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What's this? (Aside from the fact that it's a squeeze bottle)
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>>220963338
strip. it's 26c in my apartment and i'm perfectly comfortable in my underwear. If you're really desperate you could try taking shirts and putting them in the freezer. After some time passes put a chilled shirt on, spray it lightly with a spray bottle and swap it with another chilled shirt when you start feeling too hot again. If you fill your whole freezer with shirts you could probably cycle indefinitely. The only time I've ever had to wear chill clothes was when my AC broke and it was 90F+ (32C+) in my apartment
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>>220986557
It's 10% increased ink capacity.
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Okay so I had assumed that the 2 new weapons and Ancho-V Games map were to drop with the 3.2.0 update tonight but the map isn't listed in the rotation at all for the next day or so?

Is it just the update coming out with the balance changes tonight and then we will see the map/weapons at a later date?
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>>220986557
Increased ink tanks but only for babby splattershot
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>>220986598
Why? Is it like a beginner level sort of thing?
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>>220986610
map and weapons are always at the end of the month now
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>>220986610
Start of August since thats when weapons and maps drop now
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>>220986792
>>220986773

Ah okay thanks, I was confused.
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>>220986610

Presumably they'll keep up the new system and add them at the start of the month.

A nice birthday gift. I like the idea of a charge holding Splatling
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>>220944520
>fire rate seems standard not quick but certainly not slow either
>can kill in one slosh if all bubbles connect
>decent range if you count the distance the bubbles bounce
>bounces off walls
I think I'll enjoy this more than the Explosher which is very high risk but but only decent reward
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>>220986771
Because with Zap, Splash and Aero as good as they are/will be, Jr would be left behind. It needs something to differentiate it for top players, and since its gimmick is efficiency, it now has more ink for subs as well as an extremely efficient main. I doubt it'll change how fast the weapon itself eats the new tank, though.
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Why is Urchin Underpass not in the game yet
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>>220986687
I like how they look and would love extra ink for my sloshers
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>>220987095
Ah so it literally is just for the Jr, regardless of rank? Is this in the upcoming update? Pretty neat.
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>>220987171
Reef is new Urchin
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so is the nautilus just a heavy splatling that can hold charge
why are they so adamant about killing the original 3 splatlings
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>>220987313
It has less range than a heavy but more range than the mini.
They're just killing the mini
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>>220986557

That veemo got a thicc ink tank
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>>220981752
what is this?
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>>220987374

The mini has been sanitized for a long time.
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Is this SR worth playing?
t. freelancer with no friends.
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>>220987697

All SR rotations are worth play
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>>220971274
They know they're pushing their luck as is.
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>>220987845
With friends, maybe. But I don't want to go into a match with people not knowing what the fuck to do with guns that are not dualies or the like. Which happens a lot in freelance, I tell you.

The ones that enrage me the most are when you're playing hide and seek with the goldie and people expect grillers coming out of the water, but that was long ago.

I'm Profresh 200, don't know what that means in terms of ranking.
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>>220987845
>Implying rangelet rotations are worth playing
>>220987697
Stick around the thread, someone might pick you up if you're profresh.
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>>220987697
I'll be salmon run friends with you anon.
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>>220986687
I hope I can use it and it's not just for noobs
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>Splatling that can hold charge.
>Bouncing weapon.
Holy fucking shiiiiit I've wanted these since the game came out.
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>>220986557
It would be nicer if the ink tank was just an aesthetic thing that you could change like your pants or hair, no matter what else you have equipped. It could be one more way to be unique.
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People that played the original Splatoon or they got S+ rank on the game should receive something special, a medal that we can wear on our clothe or something to prove that we are veterans and we came from a undervalued console for the true Nintendo fans that only the cool guys played on, the switch which is a cool console but is full of fuckboys, queers and sóybóyz.

We came first mother fuckers, we make the rules.
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>>220988745
Begone boomer
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>>220988745
lol epic dude
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>>220988745
Go back to TF2 fagtron
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>>220988745
that 19 year old boomer who wants a medal for playing squidgame
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>>220988745
One of the best posts I've seen on /ink/.
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>>220988889
still haven't introduced 3 stages rotations
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>>220988180
range is not needed as much in sr, but could still be handy
dps is what you should be concerned about
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>>220988824
>>220988857
>>220988904
>>220989039
We served Callie and Mary on our turf wars, we dedicated our ranks to the sisters, at least they should gave us something for our service
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>>220989253
>>>Mary
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>>220989253
>Mary
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we better get flounder and hammerhead before support ends
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>>220988745
I get that you want to stand out since your skill doesn't allow you to do it on your own but come on.
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>>220989480
>>220989480
>>220989480
>>220989480
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>>220989112
At least the rotation isn't FOUR HOURS anymore and the interface isn't so blatantly saying "hey we could have a third stage here but fuck you"
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>>220989342
>>220989361
Sorry for the mistake comrades, here's a picture of Marie when she invited me on her private pool.
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>>220988745
That's too much, but I do think that there should be some kind of reward for proficiency with some weapons. Call them sponsorships, for example. Say, if you go on a long winning streak with either of Tents you get a unique Inkline gear piece. Tetras or Ttek- rare Tentatek shoes based on Tetras. Aero and Dynamo- Ammo Knights uniform and Sheldon's goggles.
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>>220988403
Seriously? Thanks!
How do I friend you in this thing?
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>>220945618
my love for the undercover brella just got stronger.

anyway gonna take some art requests




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