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Previous Thread: >>223142315

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>Tfw born in 1995 in Australia
>Tfw never got to experience the massive Space Harrier cabinet or the proper Darius setup
>Tfw I never will
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daily reminder that cave owns bitch and yagawa games are shite
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>>223810993
i was lucky to play galaxy force 2 deluxe cabinet in great yarmouth in the late 80s . now THAT was a cabinet
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>>223811205
especially pink sweets which is a game for trannies
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never played a shmup in an arcade but i grew up playing turtles in time, x-men, simpsons, punisher, some lightgun games, fighting games, etc. i don't think i ever saw a shmup in my arcades tbqh.

i have a round 1 nearby with DOJ but i haven't gone
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>>223812025
Nice, fuck shmups
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this is the best crapcom shooter
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Is it necessary to play the early games of R-Type and Gradius?
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>>223817052
Gradius is SHIT and therefore should not be played at all. You can do whatever the h*ck you want with R-Type, but the first game is fantastic so no reason to skip it.
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>>223817241
What makes Gradius shit?
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>>223817346
Nothing, don't listen to that guy. I and II at the very least are classics.
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>>223817052
It's not necessary to clear them. You might want to try them a bit to see what's up, and if you happen to like the basics then attempt the clear. Otherwise keep trying until a shmup clicks and then focus on that one.
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>>223816047
It's pretty fun at the very least IMO
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>>223817241
>someone this pleb shares a thread with you
damn...
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>>223817936
I tried out a bunch of ones from recommended lists, so far I like
>Ikaruga
>Radiant Silvergun
>Darius Gaiden
>R-Type
I sort of like the cave games I tried, Dodonpachi and Mushihimesama but they just didn't click with me. There was something about it that felt clusterfucky
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>>223820930
Cool, stick with one of those until you clear them and maybe until you get a score you like (this goes more for the Treasure ones)
My favorite from those is Darius Gaiden.
Good luck and have fun!
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>>223820930
Cave grows on you more the more you play, the exact opposite to the games you listed
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>no game selected, no tags
is kraut retarded?
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>>223822284
Your fault for watching that pedo whore
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>>223817052
>Is it necessary to play the early games of R-Type and Gradius?
both series are utter dadshit trash
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>>223822831
Wash your hands 2hufapper
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So as an extension of last thread, tips for newbies. When should I know to shift from speed into focus to dodge?

Is there a rule of thumb? Somebody told me to break the screen into parts and shift into focus when projectiles enter like this "near zone" or whatever

Is that retarded? It always feels like I should in focus less than I usually am, and I can tell a lot of patterns need you to dodge at speed and not in focus.
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>>223823306
just play the fucking game holy fuck dude
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>>223811205
the only thing cave owned is themselves which is why they only make phone kusoge now
nobody likes your timer-chaining bullet-cancelling bullshit scoring, ikeda
now go back to peddling bottles of loli piss to obese neckbeards
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>>223823306
The only advice for this is "play enough". Eventually you'll get it and it'd become second nature.
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>>223823306
Don't pay attention to whether you need to slow down or not, focus on where on the screen you should move to and then switching between the 2 should be second nature since you'll already know where to move and how fast you want to move there.
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>>223811205
>tfw enjoy muchi muchi pork
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>>223828158
which version?
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>>223828645
1.0, I don't have a 360 anymore.
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>>223828764
based, non cuck mode, whats your pb?
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>>223828940
too embarrassingly low to post lol
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to be totally desu with you guys this stg weekly was absolutely fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1vqTB_L4NA
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Bahmpu~
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lads
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Bump
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>>223839451
>>223839452
>those times
>that post order
hmmmmmmmm
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Where can you find a full romset for MAME 0.196? A one click download, something like a torrent.
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>>223839451
>>223839452
>>223840208
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Bahmpu~
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wtf xevious is actually fun
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>>223845684
Why wouldn't it?
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>>223845929
For some reason I remembered it being not all that fun. Not sure why.
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>>223846128
I haven't played it in a long time and I have the same memory. I always died really early and just went to play Galaga instead but from what I remember it felt really hard to line up a shot on enemies as if they actively avoid ever being lined up with you vertically, and trying to bomb grounded targets was awkward to line up because of how slow your ship moves in relation to the speed that the screen scrolled.
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>>223849445
Wait you actually talk about stuff other than Deathsmiles? Cool!
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>>223849716
don't bully anon...
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>>223850075
I'm not being ironic, believe it or not.
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>>223849716
If I have something relevant to say. It's rare.
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Bahmpu~
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reco will save us!
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Deathsmiles looks like shit
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>>223861971
so does your face
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>>223862909
Not as bad as deathsmiles though
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tfw woke up and still alive
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When does Dodonpachi and Mushihimesama click? Right now I'm just getting annoyed at them, especially the shit they pull of having bullets hide behind other bullets
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>>223866438
Dodonpachi once you git gud, Mushihimesama never
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>>223863931
this except i cheer up in 10 minutes
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is a good drink?
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>>223840519
why would anyone want a full romset? you want 2000 shit games you never play to scroll through finding the 5 you will?

>>223849716
>Cool!
holy shit its third_strike

>>223866438
never, ikeda games are junk.

>>223871192
carbonated robs your bones of calcium, check the sugar content.
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well shmupg? what would you have done?
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>>223876663
Returned. It's not about morally right or wrong. I just have a set of standards I hold myself to and that I don't impose upon others.
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>>223876817
It is morally right though, good for you anon. This is why i love white people the most. Aqy sets a good example and i will consider him for the role of Bundesministerium der Justiz und für Verbraucherschutz in the shmupg reich.
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>>223876663
This except not tweeted about it like some headpat-seeking tumblrtot
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>>223877173
yeah but the funny thing is dudes who wear their righteousness samaritanism on their sleeves get no pussy ever, it's just seen as weakness.

The worst is douchebags who do charity solely to promote themselves as a new jesus or whatever, like you i never tell anyone of my good deeds I just do them out of conviction.
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what happened to James
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>>223879162
who cares? i'll never get how he and mike matei are both the most retarded players i've ever seen.
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>>223879162
Literally who? Fuck off with e-celeb garbage
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>>223880141
guten morgen
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changed my mind lads, fuck stink sheets gonna stick with crimzon clover boost for a bit.
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>clover-tac superplayer jap makes shmup
>super popular
>doesn't have any weeb loli shit

really makes you think.
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fuck batrider
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>>223893523
buck fatrider
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>Tfw haven't found a game that's clicked and I want to get good at
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Why did they make Ketsui look so cute?
Deathtiny is a great name though.
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>>223894184
>Deathtiny is a great name though.
lmfao no it isn't, it tried to be smart wordplay but just ends up sounding engrish like a jap with a lisp.
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>>223894159
try milestone
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>>223895732
What's the best game they made?
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>>223896704
radirgy, karous and illvelo.
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what is it with iconogofast and girls with downs syndrome?
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>>223895649
Ah come on, it's a solid name for an arcade shooter.
And yes, I did try saying it out loud when I first saw it and it's just Mike Tyson saying "destiny". Only works written down.
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>>223894184
what the fuck is this
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>>223897189
it isn't and the written word looks out of proportion, forced and horrible. It makes the product feel cheap somehow.

the best naming i've seen in this genre was the old inh super play dvds, they were great.
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https://gematsu.com/2018/08/ketsui-deathtiny-kizuna-jigoku-tachi-for-ps4-launches-november-29-in-japan

>0 comments
it's over lads, shmups are finished...
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>>223897412
>what the fuck is this
your deathtiny
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>>223897412
>We announce our NEW Ketsui, "Ketsui Deathtiny ~Kizuna Zigoku Tachi~", will release on 29th Nov in Japan. Physical version will contains all DLCs. Please wait for our next announce!

just M2 things.
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SHMUPMAN LIVES
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>>223899001
based shmupman poster
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>>223899001
BASED
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Evolution of mankind
Copy monkey -> Shmupman
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What's your favourite shmup lads?
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>>223897771
>>223897791
desu what does mike tyson have to do with "deathtiny"
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>>223900494
Dogyuun. I've been made fun so many times already for saying this though.
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>>223900557
fucking hell what a witless dumb cunt, he has a fucking lisp so if he said destiny it'd sound like "deathtiny", you fucking aspergers wooden cunt.
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>>223900698
bloody hell wanka m8
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>>223896960
there is literally nothing wrong with tentenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Gt-heykjU
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https://twitter.com/__danbo/status/1026850779360120832

poo revolver development progressing smoothly lads
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almost got the crimzon boost clear, died at last boss like a cheif

>>223908151

he says it like he isn't always milling about the house, but i guess if he's saying deathiny he can't be chewing on battered mars bar
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bap
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>>223900561
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>>223914382
boop
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>>223899001
>balding, disgusting untermensch
>plays CAVE games
checks out
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>>223917294
better than being a pedophile untermensch who plays treasure games
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Seems like the only reason treasure and Cave get shit is that they're popular
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>>223917965
t. crypto 2poo nigger
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>>223918397
But I like Treasure, RSG is great and so is Ikaruga
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WOW THANKS YGW
FUCK YOU
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>>223918718
did u get the instadeath lasers? that killed a few of my runs before i figured it to. It's usually a one bomb spot.
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>>223918662
>But I like Treasure
k.
>RSG is great
k.
>and so is Ikaruga
umm no sweatie...
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>>223918906
This general has worse taste and is more autistic than the danganronpa general
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>>223919279
do you have a single fact to back that up prove you have good taste by listing best girl from each game
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>>223918718
Learn how to seal, dumb Batriderposter.
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>>223917725
tbdesu the fat cavefag is also probably a pedo
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>>223919367
>Best girl from RSG
The Silvergun
>Best girl from Ikaruga
The Ikaruga
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>>223918867
yes. right now i loaded save before stage 7 and just got a clear.
>>223919396
you better tell how to get a bomb from these flame turrets
sometimes it's give you a full bomb, sometimes just a random power up
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https://gematsu.com/2018/08/team-sonic-racing-team-mechanics-trailer

GET KRUNK YALL
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exa arcadia now THAT is going to be a shit arcade system
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Border Down
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>>223920660
>go from a series with loads of classic sega characters and settings for boomers to enjoy to pure sonic
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>>223922276
I remember ordering racin' transformed the second I saw Ryo flying in a Space Harrier cabinet, kek. Gonna have to pass on this one, losing all the Sega fanservice was a mistake, team focus is a major turn off, and in general the game just looks super budget in comparison.
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you don't still play your shmups on windows, right /shmupg/?
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>Popular bad
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>Popular good
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>Popular okay
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>sanec
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>Aquas gets tipped bits for dying several times to an easy boss in a children's platformer game
only on tw*tch
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>>223924680
you better not be talking shit about Mr Gimmick
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>>223924873
i'm not, he's playing Astal blind
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>>223922276
who cares, all the Sega characters either look boring like Shinobi or stupid like anyone else. Anyone with tastes plays Sega Ages
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>>223924680
least aqua is a decent player, unlike 99% of the retro twitch hipsters who beg for subs and donations
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>All this twitch e-celeb faggotry
God modernity is a curse
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>>223925751
This
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>>223925386
you better stfu
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>>223925751
yeah, post your shmups progress
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>>223926769
BASED
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sonic wings now THAT was a sega game
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How can anyone use GroovyMAME? It consistently crashes after loading a savestate 2 or 3 times.
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>>223926769
>the virgin dragon rider
>the chad space harrier
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>>223927032
i tried 2 builds, both crashed lmao.

>>223924680
nothing comes for nothing, that dude expects blowjobs at gdq.

>>223919757
>you better tell how to get a bomb from these flame turrets
theres a moment you have to kill them to get bomb which is when a afterburner shoots out the back, it's pretty tricky.

>>223922692
>I remember ordering racin' transformed the second I saw Ryo flying in a Space Harrier cabinet

out.

>>223924873
>you better not be talking shit about Mr Gimmick
i like watching his gimmick runs, i unironically want to see him get WR.

>>223925751
>God modernity is a curse

a brave new world.
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>>223926943
I've 1cced every shmup on every difficulty simultaneously
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>>223927032
get an old ass ati gpu
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>>223927578
Already have one. It works perfectly unless I load a savestate. At least it seems to be a known issue.
http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,151459.msg1659535.html#msg1659535
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>dadshits shilling groovymame as the second coming never mention the save state crash
>bcuz none of them play the games and practice to get better
epic simply epic
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>>223926769
Not even in the fucking game, instead we get Danica Patrick, Team Fortress, Wreck It Ralph and some e-celebs.
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>>223928105
>that one time xyga got called the FUCK out in the groovy thread about never posting a single score, implying he doesn't even play the games he bitches about on regular/shmupmame
hot and juicy farm drama, never forget.
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Why do you faggots care about some drama some literal whos have? Focus only on improving your game
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>>223928517
shut the fuck up nyga.
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>>223928517
Nobody's going to or even should play shmups all day every day
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>>223928674
You know I'm right anyone who cares about faggot drama over improving their play is a șoyboy of the highest caliber
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>>223928517
I'm too lazy to improve my game without savestates and my autism is preventing me from playing without my CRT.
I'll just play Zelda until groovymame gets fixed.
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>>223928517
You should understand by now that the true victory is in shaming your perceived opponent, and your own performance is secondary as long as this essential feat is achieved.
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>>223928817
Good shitpost
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>>223928768
>trying to take away my delicious farm drama
downvoted.
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>>223928105
>using crutches like savestates
get out shitplayer
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>>223929036
>not using savestates to get more wrs
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>>223929971
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>>223928517
who the fuck are you to tell others what to do? fuck off you sad cunt, gamers are fucking losers anyway but we can do the bantz and play at the same time you daft fuck.
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>>223932538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnsjOA1G3wE
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>>223931294
this
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right lads i know theres a few crimzon clover players here, what is it that gives you 1up items from midboss? i've had it at level 3 midboss once and stage 4 a couple times but completely random and i have no clue how to trigger it.

boost mode is the shit btw, kraut should play it instead of gay slow original.
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>>223935453
You get it by having zero lives when killing a midboss, and you can only get it once.
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>>223935580
really? could of sworn i had lives but fair enough, i'll take your word for it. Come to think of it i defo had no lives when i got it in last stage once so aye, thanks anyway.
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aqy doing random bouts of weird coke off the tits tweaker gurn shit again, lookin like a homeless niggas cum face.
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when shou gonna whirr up cave bois.
if he don't manage it soon then shmups are dead
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>>223937098
caves too busy making big bucks on mobile to bother with dead dadshit exa
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should i fall for the mechanical kb meme
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no more caves
poujin
modern retro euro shooters
exa turds
we're fucked lads

r.i.p shmups
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>>223937964
no.
t. own 4 of them
>>223938094
shmups are still new to me so i dont mind :)
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danbo wont let us down will he bois???
blue revolver black label will saved shoot em ups
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>>223938632
danbo should tell us his ideas for it so shmupg can help.
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>>223938094
>poujin
Name ONE new or upcoming poujin that isn't Rolling Gunner. I'll wait.

>>223938413
:)
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>>223938632
>not nippon by birth
it's shit.
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>>223940734
this. westies should stick to reverse engineering superior nihongo technology.
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bump
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>>223940734
lads
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>>223938632
Unironically looking forward to the update honestly.
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Bahmpu~
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Again~
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for me, it's dangun feveron, the best cave game.
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imagine being amerimutt patchoulitouhoufapperfaggot, and all you do is bumping dead thread
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>>223955453
FUCK OFF

DO NOT BULLY OUR BUMP POSTERS
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>>223955453
based xbox frog poster
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needlessly aggressive reminder that xevious had an anime series as well as an anime movie that was finished but never put up for sale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RK5XgJbNus
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Bahmpu~
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>>223954986
dadgun fatheron
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imagine being a banana poster
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>>223961351
*whips out signal*
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he sent the sign bois.time to shitpost
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>>223968000
damn...
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>>223962810
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT !
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Bumping with Danganronpa 1 best girl
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reminder that two credits in the machine adds slowdown
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Bumping with Deathsmiles best girl
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How is Blue Revolver?
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>>223975092
But that's not Aoi
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>>223985226
decent game, amazing music, i personally struggle with visibility a little but most don't.
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Are there any shmups with an actually good story?
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>>223987969
No stories in vidya are cancer but there are plenty with a cool interesting setting
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>>223988219
Ok now let's get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard
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>>223987841
Actually I found that also. For some reason its a little hard for me to read the bullet movement in Blue Revolver but I don't have that issue in other shmups.
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>>223988296
What did I say that's retarded? Story in terms of events that transpire over the course of the games is cancer and doesn't belong in vidya. Setting does though.
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223989027
Excellent shitpost my man
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>>223989107
>every opinion I disagree with is shitposting
Excellent room temperature IQ post
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223989173
>Durr games shouldn't have story because some kuso designer called Carmack said so xD
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>>223989292
They shouldn't have stories because they are a poor fit for the medium, stories are about telling what happened while games are about player agency and making things happen. They are inherently at odds and we see the inevitable result of trying to combine the two in the current games industry. Fuck off with your storyfag cancer brainlet.
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>>223989434
>This is the absolute Mariana Trench of intelligence /v/ crossboarders have
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>replying to an obvious troll
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>>223987969
Metal Black
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>>223989595
>pretending to be a regular despite being an obvious newfag
Did /vr/ crossposting bring you here? Go back
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Better cringy and "redditpilled" than a braindead rpg loving storyfag tbqh
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>The only discussion this awful general gets is shitposting
Sad!
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can you interrupt charge shot in dadrider?
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>>223990137
It's only in that twilight zone when the yanks are still awake. Don't worry they'll be gone soon.
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>>223989014
it's the pastel pallette, i just can't track shit in boss fights.

>>223991056
press the button and find out?

>>223990085
>than a braindead rpg loving storyfag tbqh
b-b-but muh gay elf
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>>223987202
No, no it is not.
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should i practice
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>got sega pad
>it's absolutely shit
liars
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>>223998276
thats cos it's a knockoff brainlet.of course it's gonna be shit.
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>>223998276
what's wrong with it?
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Wow i definitely aspire like kraut to be "intelligent" like brap16

truly a champ.
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bump
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zun's hitboxes are worst
i hate tis game
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>>224005901
>Being this bad
>durr it's never my fault
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>>224005990
kys
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>>224006034
kys for being so bad
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>>224006113
psot your score
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>>224006219
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 zillion
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>>224005901
you're a failure and your taste is shit.
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space megaforce>musha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsQ_Rmw8lC8
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>>224006276
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>>224006907
What is the appeal of these games, they are all jank
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>>224000397
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>>224009376
get out commiefornia fart knocker
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What unironically the best console re-releases of older shmups?
Portable systems are fine too
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>>224010241
What are*
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>>224010241
the m2 ports for ps4 are all good but pretty expensive for such old games..
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>>224010893
>cave and raizing
>good
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>>224010241
wii vc
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Where did the Cave is good meme come from?
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>>224011332
2hu tards
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>>224011421
2huChads don't like Cave though and they know Cave is horrendous
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>>224011506
banana, erppo, jaimers, pazzy, etc etc
all hardcore cavedrones and 2hu tards too
both attract the same type of flamboyant faggots
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all top cave players are actually 2hufappers
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>>224010935
ebin... simply EBIN you guys...
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too many dadshits up in this bitch
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>>224011941
90% of cave is uninspired dogshit with nothing to it except "muh bullets"
and raizing is just nothing but shitty gun frontier clones, jank, and a shitty rayforce clone
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all this time treasure been around and they have only made 1 good shooter .. ABSOLUTE STATE
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>>224012674
But they've made at least 2 good shooters
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>>224012674
Which is?
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>try to catch 200pts medal
>dead
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>>224012850
gradius v obviously
fuck ikapooga and gaydient silverbum
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The absolute state of the FGC
It's sad, but I am actually happy shmups are dead, regarding the state of the vidya industry.
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>>224015367
lmao, vidya life feminizes men to the point of cocksucking, who woulda thunk? this is why i keep telling you fuckers to do other shit aswell, it's important unless you want to be a fucking bitch made part of the problem.
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>>224015367
JUST
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>>224015582
The problem is not vidya, the problem is the popularity it achieved. All genres are dumb down shit pandering to the lowest common denominator nowadays. Thus the communities are also full of faggots.
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>>224015965
no the problem is personal regulation, rather than balance a couple hrs in a day for play ppl make it the entire indulgent ingredient of their lives for hedonistic purpose with devastating effects on health. It blows my mind everytime i see a streamer hitting 8 hrs of play when i play 2/3 a day max and am better than most of them.
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>>224016317
>the problem is personal regulation
bullshit
people like clover-tac also played a shitton everyday, otherwise it would be impossible to be as good as them

it much more depends on the game you play wether you are a feminized faggot or not
if you take a look at dbfz, it's not a surprise that its community is occupied by queer furry faggots
same goes for the games people play at gdq
it's shitty games for faggots and small children, thus the community is also full of faggots

has nothing to do with playtime
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>>224016317
Like when Kraut made fun of me for playing an hour a day, calling me someone that doesn't like these games for that...
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>>224016618
>has nothing to do with playtime
Uh...
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>>224016685
you don't have a single halfway decent score, retardo
takes more than machine gun spamming shmup threads to prove that you really like this genre
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>>224016924
>prove that you really like this genre
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>>224016924
>takes more than machine gun spamming shmup threads to prove that you really like this genre
I've posted like 5 times tops ITT besides making the OP. If this is machine gun spamming then what else do you want from me, to not post at all?
And sure, I don't like the genre, you win.
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>>224016618
ummmm clover-tacs a family man and professional, he is not spending countless hrs playing video games anymore because he GREW UP AND IS A RESPONSIBLE MAN.
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>>224017215
>I've posted like 5 times tops ITT
and soon you will be gone again as fast as you came
you are just another shittalker, all talk nothing behind it
people like you come and go all the time
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>>224017454
>shittalker
(((You))) REALLY want me out, eh
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>>224017453
you also can be responsible without being a family man
fact is he played a shitton, yet is not a faggot at all

you are just looking for excuses again to look down on people
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>>224017454
come play boost mode faggot
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>>224017618
>you are just looking for excuses again to look down on people
IT'S YOU
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN
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>>224017618
>yet is not a faggot at all


um....
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>>224017623
I'm done with shitty game sry. Cave sucks and so does CCWI.
Would rather play Rayforce instead of this try hard bullshit.

I am currently only playing Gun Frontier and Ikaruga. Wayy better games than this garbage for touhou tards.
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>>224017761
He obviously feels uncomfortable between these 2.
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>>224018218
read: gave up on trying to beat Cee and is actually looking for excuses
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>>224018347
I never played to beat Cee. Cave is just simply unfun and badly balanced.
Same reason why Cee stopped playing Guwange. It's just unbalanced try hard bullshit and not fun to play.
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>>224018473
So like Sengoku Ace? Tryhard unbalanced Cave bullshit
Yeah not going to harp on it anymore. Have fun dude
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>>224018626
>So like Sengoku Ace?
I played this game for 3 days or whatever... For you that may be an eternity, but for me it was justa quick look. I never planned to play the game longer. Gun Frontier is a way better game and actually concentrating on.
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>>224018473
>I never played to beat Cee.
weird because i recall "i'm going to destroy your fucking score because your routes are garbage"

but whatever.

>>224018218
>I am currently only playing Gun Frontier
interesting choice seeing how rng heavy it is.

>>224018473
>Same reason why Cee stopped playing Guwange.
i definitely got burnt out on it but im loving boost mode atm CCWI and if you don't do the boss milks it's got not to much rng at all, maybe i'll change my mind once i reach a certain level.
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>>224018773
*worth concentrating on
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>YGW games suck
>Gun Frontier, on the other hand, now THAT is a game
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*dadhopping intensifies*
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>>223817241
>h*ck
Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
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You retro hipster retards will never understand the genius of 90's Taito
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>>224019009
>people prefer the original instead of overrated clones
no shit
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>>224019324
>people playing autoscrolling shmups other than Xevious
Such Cavedrone retro hipster retards
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>>224019324
>people prefer the beta test over the final release
whoa
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>>224019324
>>people prefer the original instead of overrated clones
>no shit

that's the thing though..... they don't. Only brap16 and kraut the retro hipsters do.
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I like Gun Frontier, but liking that game yet simultaneously calling the YGW ones overrated clones is just lol
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>>224019640
Yep. Kraut is trying way to hard to be a hipster here ironically.

>>224019439
xevious is a good game

a great game even
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>>224019818
Wasn't trashing on Xevious really
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>>224019457
It's a rip-off, not a final release
I simply don't like raizing gun frontier clones much
They overdid the Gun Frontier formula and blew it out of proportions.
For example one thing good about Gun Frontier is, that your ship is slow, so every move you take counts, similar to older Raiden games.
Meanwhile in Raizing games most ships are way too fast and everything feels unbalanced because of this.
They also put way too many secrets in them, to the point it becomes just annoying, while in Gun Frontier the amount of secrets is still reasonable, and not on this retarded Raiden Fighters level, but rather just more about good execution.

>>224019503
Even Yagawa would agree that Gun Frontier. Not my fault western shmups community has shit taste.
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>>224020027
>It's a rip-off, not a final release
>I simply don't like raizing gun frontier clones much
>They overdid the Gun Frontier formula and blew it out of proportions.
>For example one thing good about Gun Frontier is, that your ship is slow, so every move you take counts, similar to older Raiden games.
>Meanwhile in Raizing games most ships are way too fast and everything feels unbalanced because of this.
>They also put way too many secrets in them, to the point it becomes just annoying, while in Gun Frontier the amount of secrets is still reasonable, and not on this retarded Raiden Fighters level, but rather just more about good execution.

completely agree, it's just like how treasure ripped off success.
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>>224020027
*that gun frontier is better
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>>224015367
dbz has weak competition compared to street fighter or kekken where all the asians dominate
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>>224019890
Yeah I know, just felt the need to get my fellow dads to try the game again.

>>224020027
cope lol.
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>>224020027
>raizing gun frontier clone
Sure because YGW games are exactly the same and didn't build upon that formula in any way...
Your following analysis is... I'm not even bothering, you win, Klabautist. Forever
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everything ripped off space invaders boiz
taito always wins
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>>224020380
Taito published 80's Toaplan verts too so
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emu paradise getting rid of all teh romz because of nintendo.
fuck nintendo. if there wasn't so many soi boi they would be dead already
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gun frontier had wank music compared to metal black though, which was a shame.
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>>224020430
They also created Darius, which as we all know is much better than the Gradius, Xevious, and other similar sounding games.
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>>224020628
it's a non issue though, they are literally 20 years to late to stop anything. Do you think romsites hosted in russia for example will give 2 fucks?
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>>224020628
>nintensois will excuse this
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>>224020679
darius sucks even thunderforce series is better and thats console dadshit
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>>224020268
Where did he build upon it?
He merely added a bunch of garbage to it and made it worse.
The bomber system was already in Gun Frontier, the rank system, the art style, the secret scenery bombing, etc

Gun Frontier also has way better music.
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>>224020679
Darius 1 is nowhere near as good as its big hori contemporaries. The series got much better afterwards though, particularly in the 90's. Taito itself in general had its peak in shmup developing in the 90's.
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kraut you should geta 1cc on metal black aswell as it's kinda same series as gun frontier, easyish clear and a good time.
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>>224020817
>Where did he build upon it?
He didn't, you're right, you win, I'm just a retardo. Enjoy the games
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>>224020897
I honestly grew out of horis.
Metal Black also looks kinda janky.
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comfy aqy gimmick stream, wr soon.


>>224020817
>>224020817
>Where did he build upon it?
>He merely added a bunch of garbage to it and made it worse.
>The bomber system was already in Gun Frontier, the rank system, the art style, the secret scenery bombing, etc
>Gun Frontier also has way better music.

so why is garegga one of the most popular stgs ever among your fav leet japs? know any gun frontier players?
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>>224021050
>so why is garegga one of the most popular stgs ever among your fav leet japs? know any gun frontier players?
We know this, he knows this, he's just attention whoring with dumb arguments so we all fall for his bait. Fight him if you find it entertaning though I guess.
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i thought gun frontier was just a meme for hipster yagwa fans. kraut got weird taste
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>>224021435
it is a good game tbf and a technical marvel in the context of era but it has wonky hitboxs and some cruel point blank zako shits.
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>>224021050
>so why is garegga one of the most popular stgs ever among your fav leet japs?
It's just simply more modern of course, and thus more popular.
A player in the same player group kamui is in also played the game, but of course he is not as popular as the tranny.

Also, I don't even have any favorite leet japs. I don't care about other players much.
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>>224021627
>It's just simply more modern of course, and thus more popular.
Spoken like a true retro hipster
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>>224021627
>It's just simply more modern of course, and thus more popular.

so why is it still today more popular than many games more "modern" than it? garegga is 1996.....
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>>224020628
Can't find anything in their news section, but that sucks if true. Then again I feel like I only play NES, SNES and the odd DS game. I should try 3DS emulation some time.
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>>224021861
GOT IM
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>>224021902
>I only play NES, SNES and the odd DS game. I should try 3DS emulation some time.
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>>224021741
It's a fact that modern games tend to be the most popular.
An oldschool game like Gun frontier simply has low chances against a decent modern game for most people.

Look at the top 25 cave games lists on the farm. Nothing but but modern games, except for some exceptions. No Gun Frontier (although Garegga ruled the list for years, which is hillarious btw and shows that Raizing drones have no idea), no Xevious, no Grid Seeker, no Same Same Same, no Space Invaders, etc, although these games were innovative and influencial as fuck compared to the boring generic clones cave shat out.
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>>224020628
>tfw you start hoarding roms on everything
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How the fuck do I get past that box section in stage 2 of Ikaruga
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>>224021902
again it's a non issue, there millions of rom sites and torrents you fucking onions.

>>224022128
>It's a fact that modern games tend to be the most popular.
so again why is battle garegga from 1996 STILL one of the most popular stgs in arcades and the community? your argument doesn't work.
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>>224021805
post ur ccwi score
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>>224022128
Cave revolutionized the genre with DDP lmao
You're full of shit yet mixed with some reasonable stuff which is extra irritating
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>>224022128
>(although Garegga ruled the list for years, which is hillarious btw
yes because it completely disproves your claim.
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>>224022203
That's what I was getting at. It's not like the shit is hard to find, but I still like emuparadise.
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>>224022557
Emuparadise has some outdated roms for stuff like CPS-1 games if you play them on more recent MAME versions.
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>>224022286
Cave didnt revolutionize anything apart from the amount of slow odwn a game can have. They didnt make a single innovative game except for Guwange. Everything else they did has already been done before.
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>>224022128
it's a list of the 25 best games not 25 most innovative and influencial dumb kraut

other devs should have tried to make good games then cave wouldn't have owned them like bitches
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>>224022713
You can't be serious
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>>224020628
There may be plenty of ROM sites out there but emuparadise was the only one I was comfortable using without worrying about shady ads, popups, or redirects. It's still a bummer.

>>224021902
All of their download links seem to be "unavailable".
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>>224021805
okay now this is just way too based frogposter...
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>>224022203
>so again why is battle garegga from 1996 STILL
because it's more modern? are you stupid?
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>>224022807
>There may be plenty of ROM sites out there but emuparadise was the only one I was comfortable using without worrying about shady ads, popups, or redirects. It's still a bummer.


AGAIN use edge emulation and sign up to retroroms which is free, clean and has latest roms always.
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>>224021902
>Then again I feel like I only play NES, SNES and the odd DS game
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>>224022557
use edge emulation and retroroms


>>224022837
oh i forgot you can't read either. Is it more modern than cave games? no so why is it more popular? your argument is broken.
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>>224022790
>it's a list of the 25 best games not 25 most innovative and influencial dumb kraut
I actually read the rules of the list, and influence and innovation is part of the list, fucking retard.
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>>224023086
>I actually read

citation needed.
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>>224023073
>Is it more modern than cave games? no so why is it more popular?
It's around the same level of popularity and also not any older than DOJ or whatever.

Gun Frontier is clearly still a very different style than these early danmaku games.
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>>224023086
You really take the farm's opinions seriously.
Anyway Klabauter, how was it back at /vr/?
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>>224023086
>Your list can contain the games you think are the best overall, the most influential, most personally enjoyable, most underrated, etc.
CAN include meaning it's up to the voters and the vast majority vote for the BEST games because that's only logical. why would you vote for boring dad SHITE when there are a million better games simply because it innovated a standard feature? fucking stupid
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>The farm
Explain
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>>224023280
>and also not any older than DOJ or whatever.
the fuck? garegga is fucking 6 years older than DOJ lmfao.
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>>224023280
>garegga
>danmaku
Klabauter you're making it worse holy shit
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>>224023290
I don't take anyone in this pathetic community seriously. To me western shmups community is embarrassing nothing but retro hipsters and 2hu tards. Just pointing out that people usually prefer modern shmups.
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>>224023427
https://www.youtube.com/user/xoxak/videos
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>>224023508
>To me western shmups community is embarrassing nothing but retro hipsters and 2hu tards
right and you fit squarely in the "retro hipster" category
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>>224023010
I don't recognize any Nintendo console after the SNES. But I need to play those Castlevania games.
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>>224023508
>I don't take anyone in this pathetic community seriously.
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>>224023603
If I was a retro hipster, I wouldn't play games like Ikaruga.
I simply prefer good design, originality, innovation, etc, over flashy shit for retards.
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>garegga isn't any older than doj
>>224023508
>Just pointing out that people usually prefer modern shmups.
only they don't because garegga is one of the most popular whilst Sdoj and DFK are much less popular than ketsui/doj
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Kraut here. Just throwing it out here.
I won't post here anymore, from now on, because fuck this place.
But whatever. I will also stop lurking from now on.
Enough fallen for the bait. Good bye shmupg.
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>>224023508
tsundere mode ACTIVATED
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It's n-not like I c-care about y-you or anything, retards!
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>>224023920
lmao see you tomorrow dude
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>>224024052
(It's an assembled copy pasta bud)
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>>224023821
Garegga is still a modern shmup though. Not really oldschool.

>>224023936
I am completely honest here. There barely is any person I respect in the west. Maybe some french players, but that's about it.
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>>224024258
>>224024228
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>>224024312
>Garegga is still a modern shmup though. Not really oldschool.
lmao so your definition of modern now spans from garegga in 96 all the way to 2018? come on now, theres nothing modern about it and the point remains that it is massively popular today more so than games from 20XX, you need to rethink your view as its provably wrong.
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>>224024312
>Garegga is still a modern shmup though. Not really oldschool.
Yet it isn't bullet hell either. Could it be... it's a unique game?
>Maybe some french players
lol we got a nyga fan here
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>>224024492
>you need to rethink your view as its provably wrong.
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>>224024502
>Yet it isn't bullet hell either. Could it be... it's a unique game?
i always call them mid school as they were transitions between old and modern but he sperg flipped on me ages ago about that being wrong to.
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>>224024492
Of course Garegga is a modern shmup. And the genre went to an end anyway around that time, so it's not a big surprise the game is still more popular than games from 2018, where nothing gets produced besides doujins anymore.
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I think I'm getting worse wtf bros
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>>224024671
lmao

>>224024698
>And the genre went to an end anyway around that time
umm ddp came out the following year.. hardly an end.

>>224024698
>so it's not a big surprise the game is still more popular than games from 2018
never said from i said between the years 96 and 2018, sdoj is 2012 and still isn't as popular as garegga from 1996... wriggle as much as you like but your point is wrong.
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>>224024687
Yeah the early post-Toaplan period before almost every game became heavily DDP/Cave inspired was that "mid school" thing.
Psikyo games, Raiden Fighters, Raizing games...
>>224024698
>And the genre went to an end anyway around that time
The genre would still be profitable for years to come with tons of new releases, dafuq Klabautist?
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>>224024312
>There barely is any person I respect in the west.
great because NO ONE in the west respects you LMAO
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>>224024991
not true i respect him... he's a mediocre players but a great pedo.
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>>224025027
Garegga patterns have nothing to do with Cave ones besides the fact that they pushed the quantity of bullets around this game.
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give aqy your energy for gimmick wr shumpg
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>>224024906
>The genre would still be profitable for years to come with tons of new releases
Sure, and those releases where partly also more popular. Ikaruga was way more popular than Shitregga. Your point?
I never said that the amount of popularity is equal to the year the game was produced or anything. I just simply said that people usually prefer modern shmups over oldschool shmups.

>>224024991
>implying I give a shit
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>>224025285
>Ikaruga was way more popular than Shitregga.
only with casuals and hipsters who wanted to appear hardcore to impress friends, thank IGN. Hardly any good players even like ikaruga.
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>>224025143
>implying only cave style games can be danmaku
state of the cavedrones
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>>224025285
How can a genre die if later releases were MORE popular?
You sure love posting in a place full of retards you hate

>>224025404
No, but Garegga is definitely a different style altogether
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>>224025373
Ikaruga has a shitton of high level players. People even played the shit out of this game in double play mode.
Show me any Garegga double player on the level of vtf-ino.
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>>224025541
>How can a genre die if later releases were MORE popular?
Those later releases were made by Treasure. Simple as that. Around 2004 the genre was stagnated as fuck though.
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>>224025579
>Show me any Garegga double player on the level of vtf-ino.
None because they all exceed that level by virtue of not playing ikapooga lmao.
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>>224025579
>Show me any Garegga double player on the level of vtf-ino.
double play isn't feasible in garegga though, double play is only feasible in static as fuck robot maths test games that's why the only other game with it is raiden 3/4.


>Ikaruga has a shitton of high level players.
no it doesn't

shit game for borgs
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i'm going to be honest boys. my life is in shambles and my future is uncertain but the one thing i can hold on to that gives me hope is the fact that i'll never be as dumb as the kraut.
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>>224025762
>double play isn't feasible in garegga though
Of course it is. Ulfsark on twitch for example does Garegga double play pretty good. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
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>>224025947
Watch this to feel better about yourself too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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>>224025947
literally me
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>>224025721
Compare
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>>224026031
autism is the gift that just keeps on giving
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>>224026031
I can't stop laughing what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>224026529
Congratulations, it means you're mentally sane.
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>>224026031
dude mario is the deepest game ever!
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>>224026894
10:30
Also, abridged version of the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIoN5Ln6M7k
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Remember, this isn't even for speedrunning but rather to see how many A presses are needed to beat the game.
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>minus two lives and three bombs because of bullshit rng on st6 boss
>goes into most dangerous section with no resources
i don't know what i was expected
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>>224028764
>i don't know what i was expected
Where are you from, anon?
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>>223998276
should've got the hyperkin gn6, it's top tier despite not being name-brand
or a mayflash usb adapter + real saturn pad
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>>224028893
tel aviv
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https://youtu.be/yZJVeBgqQ9s?t=7m31s
>>224029423
oy vey
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>>224026031
proof once again that nintendo players are purveyors of ultimate faggotry.
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>>224028951
>hyperkin gn6
still need adapter, no?
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>>224022713
kraut is right for once. cave are overrated hacks who thought LOL JUST ADD MOAR DOTZ and rehash the same ideas over and over
guwange isn't that innovative either though, the scoring is the same old shit apart from having a second thing to swap control to, muh chain timer and muh bullet cancel
their only good game is dangun feveron because it lacked the trademark ikeda shitty scoring and slow boring dense patterns
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>>224030042
What about Don Patch?
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>>224029760
nah, they have one with usb and one with 9-pin connector
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>>224030151
I would add Donpachi too besides Guwange, but sadly the game has abysmal artstyle and music.
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>>224030504
>but sadly the game has abysmal artstyle and music.
Who gives a shit aestheticsfag
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>>224030575
People with actual taste give a shit. You have no defined taste, thus you give no shit.
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>>224030504
>sadly the game has abysmal artstyle
I didn't even think such shit taste was possible.
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>>224030642
>kraut comes back
>suddenly this appears >>224030042
OY VEY
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>>224030663
>muh rainbow color world
>muh inane nig commentator
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>>224030663
This, compression aside the game is fine, much better than pedo shit. But again, not like this even matters. Dismissing games he admits aren't bad due to aesthetics... FROTHING DEMAND intensifies.
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>>224030909
>Dismissing games he admits aren't bad due to aesthetics...
Aesthetics are a part of game design, wether you like it or not.
Shmup devs themselves say the same. Art and music is just as important in games as programming.
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>>224030909
>FROTHING DEMAND intensifies
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>>223991056
Yes, push the Start button to cancel a charged shot.
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>>224031005
>Aesthetics are a part of game design, wether you like it or not.
Fuck off back to IGN Klabautist
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>>224031091
wtf I never knew that
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>>224031130
In contrary to you I actually play these games, and not just try to act "hardcore" on the net by acting like a try hard arcade gamer.
Reason Fufufu played Hellsinker was also because he liked the athmosphere.
Actual players have no problem with admitting that aesthetics are important too.
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ikaruga has shit aesthetics tho bro
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This autist doesn't get that devs value aesthetics because they get money due to them thanks to casual shitters.
>>224031321
>In contrary to you I actually play these games, and not just try to act "hardcore" on the net by acting like a try hard arcade gamer.
Indeed I never play nor clear any of these games, ever. You're right I'm not into these but rather OSU all day erry day, did you watch my OSU streams?
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>>224031397
you don't love dogshit brown? wtf is wrong with you?
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>>224031397
>>224031509
Shitting on Ikaruga...
Respektlos retro hipster cavedrones.
This place are full of retards.
Enough fallen for the bait.
Good bye shmupg.
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>>224031448
>devs value aesthetics because they get money due to them thanks to casual shitters
If they would think like this, they wouldnt make shooting games in the first place, but rather a more popular genre.
They care about making good games, and this includes good art.
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>>224031725
Brainlet can't understand strong sustainable niche markets
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>>224031950
>—It seems programming is very important work–the heart of the game.

>Yagawa: I don’t think its the heart of the game. Its merely one part that makes up a game. I definitely think its important, but the graphics and sound are both equally important. However you look at it, the total design and the properly adjusted balance are the most important things when creating a game. That is the thing that decides whether a game is interesting or not.

There you have it brainlet. He said nothing about popularity. He merely talked about if a game is interesting or not. Good art is a part of interesting games.

Treasure also easily could have made Ikaruga even more popular, by implementing a real novice mode like they said. But they don't care about this. They only want to make good games that just happen to become succesfull.
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>>224032221
1. I thought you dislikes his games, why would his opinion matter?
2. By interesting games he means games people would want to pay for... brainlet.
It seems that someone has taken some interest in YGW games but can't admit liking popular games due to being a hipster so he instead streams and praises Gun Frontier.
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>>224031448
>devs value aesthetics because they get money due to them thanks to casual shitters.
That a very cynical way of looking at it. I'd like to think that the people that make the art and music actually give a shit.
Obviously some add their lolis and whatnot to appeal to a certain audience, but not everyone is that calculated.
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>>224032427
I thought you dislikeD
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>>224032427
>1. I thought you dislikes his games, why would his opinion matter?
He is still a shmup dev that I respect. I don't hate his games, I just think they are overrated in the western community.

>By interesting games he means games people would want to pay for..
Bullshit, that's not what he said. Stop making shit up. YGW plays shmups himself.
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>>224032545
The artists themselves may care about it but the companies hire them because they know aesthetics grab money from shitters. The loli example (of course YOU had to come up with that one) is one of many.
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>>224032668
Enough fallen for the bait.
Good bye shmupg.
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>>224032694
>the companies hire them because they know aesthetics grab money from shitters
Japanese devs don't work like American devs, mutt.
In America it's all just a business, but in Japan the devs actually have influence over their games and don't just listen to what some rich Jew tells them. It's creators choice there. Same goes for comics/mangas. Reason why Japan is so much better in these things than the west.
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>>224032879
You are 100% right Kraut! I love you.
Muh Japón
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>that image
k now what did they mean by this

>>224032831
kek
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>>224032879
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>the bouncing ball steals another run from me

gg clover-spak
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>>224032694
That feels more cheap phonegame to me, the idea of devs choosing aesthetics based on what's gonna get more people (shitters) looking. I want to believe that a niche genre like shooters is above that, but maybe not.
and yes, the loli shit is overplayed, but it's just the easiest example to pull up.
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>>224032879
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>>224033517
bouncing ball is ez
tlb2 can eat a dick tho
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>>224033647
Didn't realize M2 updated the graphics too wow
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>>224033647
teach me how to play Yar's Revenge
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>>224033647
Imagine if the west didn't drop the arcade roots after the early 80's. Imagine if games like Nex Machina were the norm and not the exception.
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jarpig now THATS a mod
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>>224034751
Did he do "his" garbage again on /vr/? I don't go there anymore, just browsing the catalog gives me cancer.
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https://warosu.org/vr/thread/4951470#p4959493

jarpig deleting based ceeposts again because his banter is too 'toxic' for its pussyspace
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>>224036003
Cee still posts there? You REALLY have the stomach for that shit, man.
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>Aquas can't stream nex machina because it runs terribly

modern shit-tier nu-programmers in a nutshell
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>>224038158
this retard probably can't get a proper setup
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>died on fucking stage 2
RAGEQUIT
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>>224038854
stop eating like that and become a fit copy monkey
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>>224036003
>You must be fun at parties.
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>>224039057
That's actually said a lot there. Maybe it's the same KoF fag.
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>>224039057
mfw Kraut is the only regular to use some of those expressions here
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>>224039187
Welcome to cuckchan in general. All the based posters left years ago.
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>>224039552
weird coincidence innit
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>>224039561
To where? Eight chins is full of that garbage too. Either that or dead threads / boards.
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>>224039057
>go to pinball party
>just pointless twat flippers and dont even try to learn to play

WOW WHAT A PARTY MAN! GET ME A DOUBLE SHOT AND DRINK IT OFF MY TITS
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>>224040472
"It's, like, just a game, man..."
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>>224040472
based chad pinball players
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wtf
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>>224041515
>browsing /v/
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speaking of smash shit, simon and richter confirmed

NEW ARCADYVANIA WHEN, KONAMI?
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>>224041972
>NEW ARCADYVANIA WHEN, KONAMI?
You can play their pachinkos on game centers!
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>>224041515
I CLAPPED WHEN MY CHILDHOOD CARTOON CHARACTER SHOWED UP

I CLAPPED
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>>224041972
I'm gonna play that new phone game and no one can stop me!
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pc lose again
pc always lose
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>>224042353
PC has MAME and that automatically destroys the rest by default
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>>224042438
dadshit
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>>224042438
Enjoy your ancient shit, I guess. Meanwhile I will be playing the latest and greatest games.
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>>224042875
>the latest and greatest games.
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>mfw Nintendy's 2018 line-up
Is it finally over for the Big N, lads
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>>224043939
Its audience eats up fucking Amiibos, I doubt it'll ever be over for them unless something big happens and soibois stop being a thing in society.
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best day ever lads

STATE OF NINTENDO NERDS
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>>224044502
>Dark Samus
Literally 12 year old brain
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>>224044624
kek
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>>224045000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwwEemaFc7w
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christ i got to the ball with 4 lives and got trolled out of all of them, literally what the fuck
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>>224047205
yeah that's how it goes m8 lmao
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>>224047286
also being boost i was on max rank and the cheapest fucking shit ever the fast tank thing before the ball fucking appears and before you can even begin reacting just rocket speed point blanks a random trajectory shit fest, that is fucking bad design, i'll know next time to bomb reduce rank as its about to appear but fucking hell what a joke, i no missed first 4 stages though so thats something
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FUCK [objectively the best ship in the game] IT'S JUST HOLDING ME BACK
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reminder if you don't use type2 in ccwi you're a faget
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>>224032221
>However you look at it, the total design and the properly adjusted balance are the most important things when creating a game.
coming from the man who made pink shits
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>>224048241
He obviously says a lot of contradictory (even within just that one interview) bullshit that he doesn't actually mean, but pink shit was a fluke tbqh.
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>>224048156
for boost im using type-z which is actually the lowest scoring on the boards, fufufu already destroyed it with type 2. fuck playing for mega score though, games already annoying me after a few days, i'll get the clear and call it done.
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>>224048414
>>224048241
stink sheets is underrated imo, yeah it has smoe issues but man it's super original and really fun to play, i like how much you have to do and yet there's fuck all dodging in the typical sense, it's all method.
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playing crimson clover is just cave larping
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>>224047574
>rocket speed point blanks a random trajectory shit fest, that is fucking bad design
And you wonder why I played Original... I find Original to be the most balanced mode in this game.
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>>224048731
k
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>>224048645
>super original
It's a shitty recca clone
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>>224048741
tbf the mode is mostly amazing but holy shit that annoyed me as i've never gone into it at max rank i guess. the stage 4 boss is also shit.

>>224048902
it's a recca sequel you dipshite and a lot different, ive played both so keep quiet. pink sweets is miles harder thats for sure, give it a chance before you judge. theres something about it that makes me want to play it more, it's so fucking out there that you want to tame it.
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>>224041515
I have never personally seen /v/ as completely swamped with one single game as I did this morning. The entire catalog save for maybe 3 or 4 threads was about Smash Bros. I'm avoiding the place for today. And maybe tomorrow.

>>224041972
Probably the best newcomer this game is going to get. Ridley is overrated.

>>224042239
One time I caught shit for trying to tell my friends that reaction videos like these, Etika's, etc. are heavily exaggerated or even outright planned in advance. I just can't believe that some of these are genuinely how grown adults react to things. This guy looks like a flailing caricature, Etika's literally screaming and breaking his stuff, it has to be hammed up for the camera.

>>224043939
Nintendo's finally caught on to the fact that it's pointless to try and make anything else happen while Smash Bros is in effect. Smash seems to be this "hype black hole" of sorts where anything they try to do for anything else is going to inevitably be met with expectations of "okay so they're doing a thing for whatever who cares but maybe we'll get a Smash reveal at the end!"

Really sucks if you happen to not like Smash Bros, I'd imagine, but they don't have to worry about anything getting overshadowed by Smash this time around.

>>224044304
This is what Nintendo thought when they made that massive line of Animal Crossing amiibos. As far as I can tell that wound up being a disaster, so I think they're thinking twice before carelessly just shitting them out anymore.
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>>224049110
>nnoyed me as i've never gone into it at max rank i guess. the stage 4 boss is also shit.
That's CCWI for you. From stage 4 boss onwards the game becomes really difficult. Stage 5 is hell.
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>>224049110
>theres something about it that makes me want to play it more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48L8QKOFehc

>>224049170
>Probably the best newcomer this game is going to get. Ridley is overrated.
Harry pls who gives a shit about Soi Bros
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>>224049318
after i get the clear which shouldn't be long now (only taken me few days/ 1 week) i'll go back to learning stink sheets for the lulz, you wanna see a hard stage 4 try that, you get fucking anal raped by literal massive sperm like snakes.

>>224049818
this fucking boss theme is my shit, there was also an amazing remix tune on the album but anyways the energy is this badboy gets me HYPE.

https://youtu.be/kcb6dBNcOKk?list=PLF80F78B78F994D1B

>>224049170
>Really sucks if you happen to not like Smash Bros
harry smash bros is soi mangina gay shit, you'll be telling us you wear loli skirts yourself next.
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>>224050046
>tfw beat all the farm cucks on leaderboards in a few days
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>>224050134
What is it about Cave having mostly pussy soundtracks except for boss music?
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i want play something simple. gonna learn dragon spirit tomorrow
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>>224050652
>not something cool like twin cobra
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>>224050424
megapulse's score is 5tril, dude
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>>224050779
shut up faggot
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>500+ posts
>only 36 posters
nice circle_jerk u got here
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>>224050652
Try Dragon Saber, that will fuck your shit up
>>224050898
About 14 posts per poster here. 14 posts in two days
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>>224050597
contrast i'd guess although not entirely sure i agree with the sentiment i mean i get what you're getting at but dank shits has some thumpers in stages to as does keksui, doj etc. ketsui ironically also has wank boss music bar doom.

>>224050779
in boost with type-z? fair enough, he's a better player than me anyway, better shitter aswell.
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>>224050898
still better than farm
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>>224051119
i mean 5 bil, my mistake
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>>224050898
only? that's fucking good going for a niche like this, we are the farmers guilty pleasure.
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>>224050597
retardo my dude I love you but if you EVER attack mmp ost as pussy ever AGAIN I will NOT HOLD BACK

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=9flP2ufVbf8

See, now THAT'S a masculine track...
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>>224051478
is he "we did it reddit"?
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>>224051679
Is it really just me that mentions soundtracks being pussy sounding? Interesting, considering I don't really value soundtracks.
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>>224050597
By the time the genre shifted from masculine themes to these weird themes, the genre already was mainly kept alive by hardcore fans I think, so since the hardcore fans play the games anyway, so devs tried to attract a new audience by making the games more appealing to girls and waifufags too.
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>>224052105
>more appealing to girls
you mean guy crossdressing
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>>224052056
>considering I don't really value soundtracks.
butt rock gay nob, osts are big part of it imo. a shit ost like raiden dx makes the game completely unappealing to get gd at,.
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>tfw my love of shmups is going to actually force me to buy a fucking nintendo fucking switch
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>>224052320
No, I think they really targeted girls. Look at rhythm games for example. Even girls loved them. Everything girls love becomes popular. It's the secret to success to appeal to girls.
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>>224052592
Explain your retarded fucking reasoning to me dude. Last I checked the thing doesn't even have a fucking d-pad unless you set it down on a table and connect a separate controller, at which point you're better off playing on PC.
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if girls are playing game, it attracts the forever aloners like bears to honey
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>>224052338
This just doesn't happen to me. Also I don't get where you got that butt rock crap from.
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>>224052631
>Everything girls love becomes popular.
The process of pussification. Appeal to women, and then thirsty mandrills will get into the hobby to try to get laid. Free popularity.
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>>224052972
Exactly, and thus the popularity booms. The Deathsmiles artist even said in an interview that he tried to attract girls with Deathsmiles too.
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God Retardo you're fucking pathetic.
Girls aren't into big titty anime sluts and lolis you dumbass.
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>>224052941

>playing shmups with a d-pad

*SIP* now THAT'S the way to play shmups, lemme tell ya...
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>>224053284
Cream is a girl and loves 2hu lolis. Girls like cute things and lolis are cute.
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>>224053284
I'm actually this poster >>224052320
The one arguing that isn't me

>>224053551
>Cream is a girl
Nice try cranon
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>>224053284
Tell that to the devs not to us m8 lmao. I've read devs saying shit like that too and it's clear they're lying their asses off.
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>>224053551
>Cream is a girl
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feels ike the refresh rate in my brain is too low desu
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>>224054719
that'll be the sris
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lads
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no cream
no stream
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>>224060075
no test
no sperm
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>dadhop into dangun feveron for the firs time
>it's a lot of fun
>fast af, great music, $1cK aesthetic
>just end up feeling kind of depressed that there doesn't seem to be any reason to do anything but pick the buzzsaw and hold shot for the entire level every level
I mean I'm kind of exaggerating, but the red ship in particular seems almost completely invalidated by the buzzsaw, and the missile shot doesn't seem very good. Maybe the red ship with the blue charge shot is good for something, I don't know.
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>>224060864
It's great.
The PS4 version did the biggest aesthetic crime ever in shmups though:
Not arranging the tracks to still sound like 70's disco, wasn't that the whole point?
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>>224060864
you are a retard, player either type b or c and use the charge shot orbs with fastest or 3 speed, now play aggressive as fuck to get more discomen generated and collect all.

>>224061839
>wasn't that the whole point?
agree the remixs were shite
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoOe8hyu1E
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emulation killed shmups
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>>224063531
people would hate shmups even more if all they had to play was shitty ports
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>>224063531
Yes, emulation killed a lot of games that are still locked to arcade-only releases like Dogyuun and Batrider.
Just get the PCB bro!
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>>224061839
What ship and shot do you use? I've been mostly doing orange ship with buzzsaw, but I like the charge shot too and actually gives me more of a reason to not just hold the button down 90% of the time.

>Not arranging the tracks to still sound like 70's disco
Is this it?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYEILJesHPE
I guess I can kind of see what they were trying to do but it's still a bit horrific imo. It's a shame because apparently Cave already had a really good arrange OST they could've put in there.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oU56CaiDZIk
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>>224063838
no westies even heard of these games before emulation
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>>224063667
>>224063838
who would want to go to the arcade and wait around while shmupsman hogs the machine when they could just play the same thing on mame for free in the comfort of their own home?
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>>224064141
Pretty much!
>>224064238
RIP my sides for all eternity
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i wouldn't want to even touch a stick that shmupman has touched cos he looks like touches kids or at least has a layer of grease on his hands
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>>224064140
Spread or medium ship (not the focused shot one), fast speed and the charging attack afaik
No 70's disco for that game is just a disgrace
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I got my CRT working but I still keep dying for some reason. Do I need to overclock my USB ports to get input lag down to a reasonable level?
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>>224065481
to think copy monkeys evolved to such a complex being...
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bump
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gee golly wiz I wish I didn't suck so bad
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>>224069689
Me too, anon.
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>>224053284
Big titty sluts maybe not but they love lolis, look at how popular Deathsmiles is among holes. Remember that cute em ups with lolis were originally made to appeal to girls, not just pedos
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shmupman so greasy he uses bacon as bandaids
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>>224073673
>look at how popular Deathsmiles is among holes
not at all?

>Remember that cute em ups with lolis were originally made to appeal to girls
True but they were also nothing like DS.
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>>224073826
to keep him well lubricated so his body doesn't add any additional input lag
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>>224073934
Relatively speaking, there are hardly any female shmups fans but the few there are love that shit, its always games like Deathsmiles and Touhou. Weeb girls love gothic lolis in general in my experience. And doesnt matter if they were like DS, lolis are still lolis nigger
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i had no clue this came out
shame on the devs for not patching the pc version in english though
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>>224073673
Females love big titty sluts though, they identify as them. And then go on cosplays to attention whore.
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>>224075389
>shame on the devs for not patching the pc version in english though
classic degikek
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>>224063531
>emulation killed shmups
>today I will remind them
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For me, it's the PCB. Beats MAME by a long shot.
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>>224091264
yep, price, maintenance, space, no save states, objectively better
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>>224092790
Thanks for the heads up wouldn't be able to figure it out myself
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will i ever be able to beat stage 4 of donpachi
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>>224094105
It was a BIG road block for me too, wtf is that spike? Game is too easy before that, and suddenly in stage 4 it becomes bullshit.
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>>224094881
indeed, it feels like i actually need to memorize and plan a route for it, which isn't really a bad thing i think. good thing we have savestates.
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>>224086904

Well emuparadise died earlier today so...
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>>224096043
Gotta learn the popcorn spawns and how to bait and deal with them consistently, which is easier than it sounds. Barely no graphical cues and the level seems to go on forever.
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>>224096206
I meant it's easier said than done, sorry
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>>224094881
Means the devs wanted you to pay up after having your 10 minutes of fun
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>>224096386
Seems weird, casual filters usually come earlier.
I actually prefer the latter part of the game anyway, if anything the issue is that like Batsugun it's very boring and easy for too long, this one has actual scoring I guess. Ikeda just wasn't that good at survival shmups.
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>>224096574
Very few developers are imo. Cave in particular has almost the opposite design style of what's required for fun survival. Instead of carefully planning out their games out they prefer making complex interwoven systems and throwing them into the games, letting them take on a life of their own. It's a good approach for depth, but not much else.
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> pasky tells TMR he looks tired
>TMR rages

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tmr can't 1cced any game, lmao
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raging on stream
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>>224102534
b-but muh battletoads!!


>>224102601
a good rage can be entertaining but not this limp wristed faggot whiny bitch boi shit.
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>>224102031
batpilled
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tfw no strategy guide for the dragon spirit
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>reading pink sweets strategy guide

this game is literally mad cunt tier.
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This kills the boomer. Fugg

Can't dl any games anymore on there.
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>>224106265
jesus titty fucking christ what is it with you twats? JUST USE FUCKING EDGEEMULATION OR RETROROMS, THEY ARE BOTH BETTER.

talk about stuck in your ways.
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>>224106624
Wrong, emuparadise was the best site for mame downloads. They had fucking everything.
The problem is also that other sites easily could have the same fate now.
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>>224106624
It sets a precedent, you dimwit. The biggest/most popular/etc. site was taken down from threats, so other sites can - and likely will - buckle under threats as well.
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Should have just removed nintendo trash completely during the previous series of threats a year or two ago
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>>224106757
lmfao you are a fucking retard, go look at retroroms.... it is THE best mame site because it gets not only all latest roms first but updates EVERY ROM WITH EVERY MAME RELEASE

you clueless cunt, don't fucking second guess me again.

>>224106757
>The problem is also that other sites easily could have the same fate now.
>>224106903
>It sets a precedent, you dimwit. The biggest/most popular/etc. site was taken down from threats, so other sites can - and likely will - buckle under threats as well.


You fucking morons, like i said before at BEST it can only affect sites hosted in U.S/europe, you think the russian or chinese hosted sites will give a fuck? it won't change a damn thing.


absolute fucking air bags, you should be ashamed of your stupidity.

Did the attack and shut down of certain toprrent sites a couple years back manage to stop anything? ...
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>>224107361
>you think the russian or chinese hosted sites will give a fuck?
enjoy your trojans i guess
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>>224107482
still side stepping because you're a fucking tribal minded retard MUHHHHHHHH EMUPARADISE which is fucking shit anyway. JUST FUCKING GO TO RETROROMS, SIGN UP AND YOU GET DIRECT DLS TO EVERYTHING. fucking hell you guys are such braindead pussies.
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>blah blah i'm right and smart you're wrong and stupid blah
And are you referring to the torrent sites that are still being targeted? Do you think some rom dump receptacle will have the same willingness to change server locations and domains every few weeks?
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>>224107361
Its less of a problem for torrents because they are p2p instead of being hosted on a server like retro game roms, music piracy has legitimately became more of a pain in the ass compared to how it was in 2010 with blogspots having MU and mediafire links for damn near everything
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>>224107714
>>224107854


>retards stuck in the past still arguing despite being wrong

lmao what fucking losers, carry on i'll enjoy my no ads, no nonsense up to date roms on demand from retroroms whilst you 2 thick twats MEMBER EMUPARADISE? morons, absolute low i.q morons.

>>224107714
>Do you think some rom dump receptacle will have the same willingness to change server locations and domains every few weeks?
lmao thinking they need to, loads of the best ones are already hosted in china and russia but keep believing the MUH VIRUS bogeyman.


>>224107854
>music piracy has legitimately became more of a pain in the ass
only it hasn't at all.
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also to add to you twat lords if they somehow miracle managed to lock down everything which isn't even possible rom files are so small that they'd just get emailed around, pmed, shared on hosting sites, dropboxed etcetcetc it's literally unpoliceable.
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>>224075028
>tfw Harry was actually Harriette and a cute girl all the time
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>you know, sometimes I astound myself with how smart, handsome, and always correct I am, you absolutely brainless shit-gibbons
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>>224108831
MEMBER EMUPARADISE?
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>I'm going to keep mentioning something that isn't even part of the actual argument while also pretending that South Park references make me seem like an intellectual powerhouse
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>>224110560
>believing there was an argument when you are so stupid you can't even figure out which romsites to use
>b-but muh internet house!

i love watching ppl squirming in denial after being exposed as having the logic of a 5 yr old.
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fuck dragon spirit, this game is too hard
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Speaking of logic of a 5 year old, "you have to use EmuParadise!" or "EmuParadise is the only rom site!" were never said nor implied, you've just been saying "there are other sites" like this is some kind of revelation. Moreover, the reason nobody "debates" you for long is that it's tiresome watching someone double-down on repeating themselves and claiming their own superiority.

You really should get someone else to suck your cock, doing it yourself so often has to be bad for you.
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Children, you're both very stupid. Your posts are exhausting and lacking insight.
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>>224111176
>wahhhhhhhhhhh

Again there are superior sites to that old ass shit so aside from childish stubborness and routine you have no reasons to care of its downfall.

You are a fucking dumb cunt, seek solutions to simple problems rather than wallowing in non issues.

Sign up to retroroms or use edge emulation, both are free, both are ad free, both are clean, both are fast, both have direct downloads without captchas so what the fuck is stopping you?
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>2018
>not having full rom packs for every system
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>>224111285
Gotta bump somehow.

>>224111330
Never said I don't use other sites, insecurity-kun. I just don't have my head so far up my ass that I think other rom hosts have the same resources or willpower to do hydras and domain hops when the Nips come knocking.
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>>224111872
you use words without even knowing the meaning... insecure about what?


>>224111872
>I just don't have my head so far up my ass that I think other rom hosts have the same resources or willpower to do hydras and domain hops when the Nips come knocking.

yeah and i'm not dumb enough to think it even matters when i know of tons of good rom sites in russia and china which will never enforce any u.s law aswell as blogs, dropboxs, discord groups... it won't make any difference to anything other than your routine and reluctance to change. I don't think you even get law, nips can only file requests but can't do shit, if the u.s decides to act on its behalf that's up to them but i doubt they will aside from as usual scapegoating a few unlucky souls and hoping it scares off the rest.

It's a dead non issue especially for any half witted individual with an ounce of problem solving intuition. Also by now what roms are even left that you don't have downloaded? these roms have been online for 2 decades ffs lmao literally millions of ppl have them.
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>>224111285
wrong, i post simple solutions to simple problems whilst everyone else goes on a knee jerk member rampage about nothing because MUH FAV SITE
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>>224108092
>only it hasn't at all.
It has because of the decline of file hosting sites and blogspots compiling the links. Lots of dead links, shady sites with huge wait times and just a lack of availability of albums I could download just fine before. It's a better idea to go back to soulseek at this point
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>>224112460
>insecure about what?
How should I know why every post you make reads like you're trying to affirm how smart and special you are? I wouldn't be surprised if everyone you work with consistently debates circles around you, so latch onto whatever you can use to come across as superior to someone, somewhere. Just like the type who put their IQ on their profile bios and offer surface-level contradictions starting with "well actually".
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>>224113694
lmao this is a ridiculous post, if you're such an infant that you obsess over tone rather than content i can't help you, that's your problem.

Now who's "insecure"?
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>>224113694
this is the thing though i consider myself average and can't for the life of me figure why ppl here can't figure out the most basic of things or do elementary level problem solving and after decades in the hobby never had the inclination to seek out substitute resources instead opting to stick like turtles to a single beach, i find that bizarre and telling. Maybe its the same psychology that sees many of you never branching out in life either and just sticking to the safe space.
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>ask mommy to make me breakfast
>she gives me two eggs instead of one
>overcooked
>no salt on them
if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself lads
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>>224115667
just clear already.
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>>224026031
>adult men

S T A T E
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sips
emuparadise now THAT was a real rom site
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god damn homing swords, i hate them
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noooo i can't find Duck Hunt nintendo rom
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>>224117683
Stop playing nintendo games
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>>224086904
>>224086904
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>>224102031
>tfw you can see bullets now
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>>224111004
lmao
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chav you dumb aspergers ridden CUNT you are wrong on this
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>>224111004
makes draconic hard more like
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>>224120473
wrong on what?

>>224120937
kek
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>>224121073
seriousness of emuparadise going down, shitendo isn't going to stop there
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>>224121547
just get rid of the nintendo roms off the sites. only dumb soi amerimutts play that shit anyway
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>>224121547
>still doesn't get it

yeah yeah whatever, after 2 decades and tens of millions of downloads all roms will disappear!! because nintendo has the might and funding to HACK THE INTERNET!

dickhead.

Sign yourself up lad
https://www.retroroms.info
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>>224122421
>being this much of a thick cunt
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>>224122421
this site is shit, where da wii roms
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>>224122421
>all roms will disappear!!
Nobody ever said this cunt. However it could become more difficult and annoying to find the right roms.
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>>224125771
lmfao again no it won't you absolutely stupid alarmist child cunt.

OH NOES ROM SITES IN THE WEST ARE DOWN!!!!
>googles rom
>all the non west hosted sites are still offering everything

And you dumb cunt what about onion sites? you think they will go to the extent and effort of trying to shut down sites when they open .onion alternatives? you absolute donut, you're going to be able to get your precious roms forever now fuck off.


Meanwhilst sites like pcisozone, nicoblog and skidrow offer a-z catalogues of pc, steam, ps1, ps2, dcast, psp etcetcetc isos no fucks given, christ i go on skidrow and get new steam shit all the time lmao.
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Must suck not having any private tracker accounts lmao
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>>224125771
>However it could become more difficult and annoying to find the right roms.

MOMMM I HAD TO USE A DIFFERENT SITE FOR MARIO BROS *sniffle*
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dedicate your life to pink shits
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>>224127031
>Nobody ever said this cunt.
>lmfao again no it won't
chav how is it even possible to be this much of a mouth breathing retard
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not already having all teh romz
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>>224131551
it's replying to the second half you feral waste. You LOST again, back to cuckhunt.
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>>224132035
*mouth breathing intensifies*
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>>224132182
better get it quick!
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no cream no life
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>>224132387
hi cream
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>>224130347
brb gonna jump on discord and make some e-friends and start begging.
Private trackers for games seems neat though, but like with other shit it feels like it would just trigger lots of hoarding and never playing.
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>>224106624
>talk about stuck in your ways.
says the guy emulating dadshit trash games lmao
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>>224136759
in your head this worked and was ebin but in reality it doesn't make sense and you look like a donkey. i'm so stuck in my views that i've used every controller method and played nigh on every genre you can name.
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>>224136648
Probably a lot more effort than you're willing to put in but
https://interviewfor.red/en/index.html
Then become power user and get an invite to GazelleGames from the invite forums.
No e-friends or begging required.
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>>224137295
name thirty (30) games that were released for the first time during the years 2016, 2017, and 2018 that you played and fully beat.
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>>224137524
>hah gotcha! name 30 games from 3 cherrypicked years or else you are stuck in your ways retro hipster!

how long do you intend on keeping this self humiliation effort up? if you played 30 games to completion in those years i'd say you are stuck in your ways of buying stupid new shit you don't need for the sake of it. Get a life rat cunt.
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>Overall, the idea of encouraging players to provide video for the runs is to provide more content as a community to people who are looking to get into shmups or learn more about a particular game. Video is a way to demonstrate how shmups are played to the wider gaming community. Having video also shows the various approaches and play styles people can use and gives more context to the scores we provide on the hiscore list.
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>>224138438
>i'm so stuck in my views that i've used every controller method and played nigh on every genre you can name.
>goalposts
>excuses
>b-b-but
time to go to bed you werther's original rocking chair motherucker coronation street is on soon
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>>224138545
They should just force every member to post at least 1 score every month or so, or else they will get a time-out.
The farm soon probably will become very quiet then, but this also would keep the dads at bay.
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>>224138545
you probably might want to eat a banana for such a copymonky
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>making a high score database is hard
>recording videos is hard
>downloading roms is hard
>muh japs
no wonder shmups are dead, who would want to cater to such a braindead community?
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>>224139714
*keeps dp replay to himself*
heh, nothing personnel, banana...
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>named bananafaggot
>copies replays like a monkey
can't make this shit up boyos
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edge emu capcom roms always give me missing files errors so i had to use some french rom site
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>>224102534
>watching any other spic besides retardo
the absolute state of /shmupsg/
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>>224138964
>time to go to bed you werther's original rocking chair motherucker coronation street is on soon
>go to bed to get up again to watch tv

???

the self humiliation continues, will you be licking a toilet seat soon sasha grey?
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>>224141381
use retroroms, that's the q audio file isn't it? it's easy to fix.
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>>224145379
>that's the q audio file isn't it?
that and *.key files which i don't know what do

>use retroroms
danke
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>>224145206
daww gramps is cranky cuz he got dabbed on. cute! CUTE!
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surely today I will git gud
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>>224150235
>08/09/18(Thu)23:40:40
too late
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Can anyone tell me why didn't Emuparadise jut remove every Nintensoi rom and that's it? Anyway, moving on
>>224111004
Try Dragon Saber lmao
>>224115954
>>224116056
haha
>>224132387
hi cranon
>>224138545
>>224139714
BASED copy monkey poster
>>224139680
Klabauter isn't everyone
>>224141569
Mexico =/= Spain indeed!
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>>224147603
>daww gramps is cranky

nope gramps just got his first crimzon boost mode clear, not a pb because i dumbed down for survival but not bad for like a week of playing this mode.

I was going to post the clear screen but i didnt want to spoiler for those who've never seen it like kraut.
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>>224151720
>I was going to post the clear screen but i didnt want to spoiler for those who've never seen it like kraut.
Savage
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>>224151942
b-but muh balance
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>>224151720
>playing ccwi for survival
cute
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bet chav didn't even milk the st4 boss
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>>224151720
>never seen it like kraut
i cleared it with type z
go and play type 1 if you arent a pussy
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>>224152960
How can you have the balls to call others pussies, you're the Queen of shmupg bud
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>cee's gonna beat krautshit's ccwi scores
>meanwhile kraut can't beat cee in anything, from goowang to garegga to psikyo
W E W
E
W
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>>224152960
>go and play type 1 if you arent a pussy
i intend to because it's actually easier, the bosses last a bit longer but the slower ship makes it much easier to not strafe into a speedy bullet, i actually chose the z because it was the worse of the 2 to get it out the way. type 1s better for scoring aswell.

how long did your clear take?4 years or?

>>224153337
tbf i won't beat his strikers because that game is dildos for me and original mode i found to slow and "typical" to get any thrill from, his scores also pretty good on par with iconogottagofast.

So now i'll probs switch to dank shits as the idea of boss milking in boost doesnt seem fun at all unlike buttwiper.
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>>224153337
those games are all shit anyway
only game worth taking seriously is ikaruga to me
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>>224153826
>those games are all shit anyway
yeah they only get good when you get good at them, it's the payoff. Enjoy your maths test.
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>the Ps in muchi muchi pork don't stand for power-up but Pork-Up Wiener
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>>224152673
damn right i didn't, it's shite.
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>>224153826
muh trashure
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>>224153791
You don't like Strikers 1945? Do you mean for score? If so I totally get you.
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>>224154307
no i like it but the loops is dildo and kraut uses the p-51 with that fucking shield which the game sometimes trolls a bullet through the middle of, fuck that tbqh. dank stinks might be complete genius tier mad cunt but at least the functions work as intended ie the shield.
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>>224153826
Ah, Ikaruga, the only objectively good STG *frothing demand increases*
>>224154523
Do you HAVE to use the same ship as him? It's not the only good one by any means
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Is it just me or is Raiden V last boss fucking bullshit? The patterns are so fast that I don't know how anyone could possibly dodge them. Human reaction time has limits.
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>>224154701
Why do you have to keep reminding me that Raiden V is a thing, shmupg? Can't I live in peace?
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>>224154685
>Do you HAVE to use the same ship as him?
the topic implied direct competition so yes of course i'd have to but i don't care about competition or suffering a games sillyness. i put 60 hrs into strikers last year and got a 2-7 pb with the bf-109, its fun but just too annoying honestly and the first loop gets yawn fast,
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>>224154897
No.
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>>224154948
It'd be cool to be able to play the second loop only and be able to compete in just that for many of these games.
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I was impressed how crimzon managed to have an alternative ost that's worse than all the original tunes, should of got danbos music man on it.


>>224155275
aye, i don't like loops in anything aside from gradius for some reason.
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>>224155275
Cave lets you do that

>inb4 everyone pretends to hate cave again
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>>224154909
ftfw
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>>224154909
>can't beat anglos in wars
>can't beat anglos in colonisation
>can't beat anglos in scoring
g*rmans, not even once
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>>224155561
muh Cavedrones with shit taste! muh trashure
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>>224153943
>not enjoying maths
video games really are for brainlets huh
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Time to settle down with a comfy aqy gimmick stream with new strats! wr GO
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>>224155561
if there's one thing worse than trashure, it's Cave
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What animal is the 4th stage boss of muchi muchi pork supposed to be? It kind of neigh'd like a horse, but the three before it follow a commonly eaten meat theme (chicken, beef, lamb)

also would't the last stage imply cannibalism? I haven't beaten it but the stages before it have momo sniffing happily at the scent of the bosses burning to death
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>>224160889
Horse is also commonly eaten
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>>224160889
it's a horse aye, mecha head horse.
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>>224161128
afaik it's nowhere near as commonly eaten as the first three, but what do I know. Horse steak sounds like it'd be really good, the most horse I've ever had is in those lasagna TV dinners where they tried to pass it off as ground beef kek.
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>>224161323
>the most horse I've ever had is in those lasagna TV dinners where they tried to pass it off as ground beef kek.
was that the tesco scandal? because the source was using cheap bulgarian reservoirs that were sneaking horse in lmao, bulgians eat horse steaks.
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>>224161323
It's a pretty common sight in Spain for instance, don't know in other places.
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>>224161653
*belgians
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>>224161653
kek yes, I went to go buy one as soon as I read about it. No idea if I actually got one of the good ones with ground horse in it, but it's the thought that counts.

>>224161797
How does it compare to other meat? Do you like it?
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>>224161839
>How does it compare to other meat? Do you like it?
no idea im not belgian and haven't tried it, i hear it's quite rich though. Ask t4n3 he's a belgian afaik. I've eaten kangaroo and alligator though, kangaroo is really nice but nowt beats angus beef imo.
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>>224162132
>I've eaten kangaroo
g'day mait
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>aqy
btw the guy who found the new gimmick strat is in the chat so feel free to direct questions at him

>minus_seven
I'm a she!!

>aqy
oh sorry i didn't know, ask "her"

>i check the users videos, has a mic
andddddddddddd

it's a man.
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>>224162786
I'm shocked.
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>>224162786
>osu
No, he's not a man, just a fag
Poor sick fags
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>>224162786
oh no no no no
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>>224162786
I literally know more "girls" with a dick than with a vagina online by a massive margin
in fact, I think all of them have a dick
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>>224163297
look at this dude
>>224163394
Becasue you frequent stuff like gaming sites, and gaming isn't a hobb that appeals to women
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>>224163394
the funny thing with these delusional ill trannies dumb fucks is how many fucking women do you know "finding speedrun strats in nes games" christ who do they think they're kidding? self obsession and delusion.
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>>224163394
the dick only makes it better
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we're at the point where you assume every girl has a dick
that's kinda fucked up if you think about it and if you told me 10 years ago it would be like this I would just laugh at you
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>>224163649
They aren't fooling anyone, look at this guy (gay) >>224163750

>>224163889
In gaming circles, particularly if said "girl" has shown to have any actual skill and interest besides posing to socialize? 99.99% has a dick (or used to), it's a good bet.
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>>224163750
t. queer

>>224163889
i'm just fed up of them desu, allowing victimhood to be power is a fuckign cancer that has lead a generation to compete about who's the most retarded and has longest list of "conditions" so the (((dr))) can flog their dumb asses boat loads of pharma. I used to think let them be but now they've infiltrated so much, are deviants, morally corrupted and used by agenda driven radicals to poison eevrything and dress children up like the pedos they are, now i advocate bottomless pits for all.
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>>224163889
kek but also accurate.
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>>224163889
>I would just laugh at you
i'd laugh back because it all happened before in the russian revolution.
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>>224164662
Men were getting sick like this too in the early 20th century Russia?
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>>224164985
the rise in transgenderism, attack on Christianity, abortions, moral death was astounding. At its peak abortions outnumbered natural births, thanks to shit like trotsky and revolutionaries who brutally murdered tsar nicolas and his family and plunged the nation into tyranny under the exact same "tolerance and equality" mantra you hear today. The parallels would blow your head off if you study it.

As the saying goes "there is nothing new under the sun"
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>>224165446
That many trans fags? Shit. Let's hope this doesn't repeat, but knowing history...
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just give me a fucking easy game

I need to fucking clear something already before I shoot myself in the head. Just 1-ALL is fine.
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>>224164985
and really they aren't sick just subverted and enabled,encouraged,created by the environment. It's funny how as the west mimics the exact same teachings and ideology of the soviets it starts getting the exact same results.

>>224165659
yep, by destroying norms and standards they literally believed in "progressivism" there's literally nothign new today at all.

>>224165662
>just give me a fucking easy game
just fucking try harder
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>>224165662
The usual:
Nemesis for horis, Batsugun Special Version for verts. MAME
If you can't get these consider the rope
>>224165813
Is there evicende for trans shit being an actual illness? And proof that it isn't?
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>>224165662
Prehistoric Isle 2.
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>>224165662
Doodoopoopy C-S is widely considered babby's first bullet hell 1-ALL.
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>>224166154
A good way to break the bomb button
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>>224166043
>Is there evicende for trans shit being an actual illness?
it always descends into semantics madness, (((they))) are masters at making an industry and $$$$ out of everythign so of course to support pharma business there are plenty of (((studies))) calling it whatever suits the needs which they conveniently have (((solutions ))) for. It's a psychological issue and not an illness imo that is rarely addressed properly for reasons expressed (no money is the obvious common sense facts that would sort most out)
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>>224166370
no money in*

there's only one tranny i've met who's fully honest and in the know and he's not a tranny anymore the rest as you saw last night are self deluded and can't even align their behavior with what they say.
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>>224165446
>attack on Christianity
this is the only thing lefties get right
fuck sandnigger religions, we need to embrace our pagan roots
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>>224166579
(((Klabauter)))
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>>224166579
yeah i need to look into paganism a lot more desu, there was a lot of paganism in national socialism desu but they also knew the power of the church in germany at that time and found they lost support if they openly attacked the church to much. nsdap planned to abolish christian schools though among other things that i can't get into without writing a few pages.

that said Christianity makes nice high trust societies and already we see the darkness falling on us since turning our backs on it.
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I want to be a cute queer elf
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>>224168032
looks like a standard strat finder to me
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people who unironically try to discuss politics on a gaming website should not only be banned from voting but chemically castrated (not that they have any chance of passing on their genes in the first place)
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you guys are going to have a camp day with the treasurekiddies tomorrow
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>>224169542
t. kraut

>>224169612
ominous af...
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>>224169542
>>224166737
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>>224165662
shienryu explosion on ps2 boi
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The next OP pic... now THAT better be a real picture...
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New Thread: >>224170289
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>>224169612
Treasure revealing their new shmup tomorrow objectively confirmed.




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