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first for don't like don't read.
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>>224170289
it is literally impossible for jarpigs to recover from this, it's fucking over.
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treasure sucks
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>>224169612
guys it's happening
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What are your favorite Shootem ups and why?
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>>224171192
dunno wot u ply?
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Just pringles modded my 360 controller and I think this might be even better than an arcade stick...
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>>224171469
whats a pringle mod?
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>>224171330
dunno lol

>>224171469
>pringles modded
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>>224171192
For me, it's Ikaruga, the only objectively good STG
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i hope the new treasure is a sequel to that mcdonalds game
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>>224171717
>>224171731
You cut out a little plastic circle from a pringles container lid and put it between the dpad and membrane. Somehow this makes the dpad more accurate and responsive.
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>>224172013
I have my 360 controller and a pringles can right here. If I fuck this up you owe me $20
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>>224172259
kek take pics
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>>224172259
>and a pringles can right here.

fatconic.
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>>224172259
There's really no way to break anything. The hardest part is fitting everything back together when you reassemble it.
If this guy can do it so can you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5knRrd-UU
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>>224172259
>pringles can right here
k but what flavor?
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>>224172527
Sour cream & onion or nothing.
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>>224172748
>things jarpigs will NEVER understand
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>>224171998
unironically the only good treasure game
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>>224172527
bbq baybee
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>>224172497
Yeah I looked it up and too much work right now.

>>224172527
Sourcream and onion, this guy knows >>224172748
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for me, it's salt and vinegar, the best crisp flavor.
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>>224173135
best flavour for crisps but the pringles ones are too salty
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Nice obesity talk
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>>224173725
look man I fast on the weekends okay
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>>224173725
this, fat nerds and snacks
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>>224173850
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>>224173725
gotta bulk up so i can build some muscle mass if i'm gonna stop being a skinnyfat nerdling
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>>224174236
no he always fasts
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>>224174241
build muscle mass with pringles LMAO
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>>224174236
she a cute!
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>>224174357
lmao
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>>224174402
no dingas
you build fat and then convert the fat into muscles with resistance training
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>>224174856
fat fucks always say this
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>>224174856
why not just eat more protein and not fucking pringles
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>>224175260
>there are """people""" in this world that dip their fries in ketchup rather than hot sauce
can you believe these fucks?

>>224175746
Not him but it's kind of hard to hit a caloric surplus every day if you're eating nothing but protein.
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>>224175892
>nothing but protein.
sure but PRINGLES
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>>224176092
yeah wouldn't be my first choice of carb kek
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guys I'm going to fucking kill myself if I don't win this auction
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>>224176417
what is it
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>>224176417
>he bought?
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finding a mcjob that isn't a. constant customer service or b. heavy physical labor is harder than any fucking shmup
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>>224176518
https://www.ebay.com/itm/HORI-REAL-ARCADE-PRO-4-KAI-FOR-PS4-PS3-SYSTEMS-RED/283083804216?hash=item41e91c0e38%3Ag%3AtLAAAOSw5nxbY5Cg&_sop=1&LH_Auction=1&_sacat=0&_nkw=hori+real+arcade+pro&_from=R40&rt=nc&LH_TitleDesc=0&autorefresh=true
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>>224177232
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>>224177303
did ya win?
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>>224178072
no lol
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>>224178205
Are you unlucky Gunbird 2 poster?
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>>224178615
no yes I was looking for a stick I could install my seimitsu into ;~;
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>>224178713
I knew it. 1ALL'd the game?
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>>224179041
Nah, farthest I made it was stage 5. I haven't played it in like a week now, it's hard trying to not get discouraged when you're as much of a jobber as me. I just need to force myself back into it.
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>>224179352
GL
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>>224179454
Thanks friend.
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Anyone else learning Japanese to get better at shmups?
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>>224181758
go away spazmo
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>>224182145
So far I've been wrongly accused of being cee, kraut and now plasmo.
Don't worry, once I unlock the secrets of the east, I will bring them back home.
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>>224182832
>tfw only been accused of being (((kraut))) so far
God this sucks.
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>>224183904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mEmb9-Xssg
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Love is my Deathtiny
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>>224181758
lurn japanese help grug get betterer at shewt em ups
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New Namiki OST for Ketsui Deathtiny confimred!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hEqHYR5AMQ
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>Cavedrones blame whole Japan for Cave being too incompetent for good game titles
The STATE
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>>224189096
Ketsui is literally a homo game so the lisp is pretty fitting when you think about it.
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>>224190370
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>>224170885
who gives a shit? treasure never made a good game and they won't start now. it will be an local dadshit exclusive.
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>>224191376
>treasure never made a good game
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>play some Kraut Frontier
>it's actually good
whoa...
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member aero chimera?
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>>224194208
I told you... imo it's the best oldschool shmup ever. Also better than the YGW rip-offs.
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tfw studying replay frame by frame to get leet 1ccs
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mfw reading /shmupg/ for advice on how to git gud
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a rare photo of erppo, jaimers and banana discussing cave leet strats
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tfw got caught copying an illegally obtained secret replay
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>it's friday
finally
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everyday is friday for me
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>Early August
>still no game
duuude
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>>224202137
me too
work is for jerks
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no more muchi muchi anne
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>>224202356
Poohou kusoge?
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>>224203074
>she took our words this seriously
WE DID IT
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>>224203074
literally who
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>>224203495
don't be jealous cream
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>>224203658
my waifu
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>>224203658
seriously though i'm a newfag. does she play shmups?
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are germs finally starting to wake up?
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>>224204335
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>>224204120
she's just a chubby retrogamer streamer we take the piss out of
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>>224204335
Looks like its that time of the century, time for europe to get ready for another german spergout
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>>224181758
No, I have other reasons for learning it.
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>coffee doesn't help stay awake
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>>224213296
>No, I have other reasons for learning it.
kek i bet you do, virgin.

>>224204691
nearly all these arson attacks turn out to be false flags.

>>224206149
well the last one had some justification, they were absolutely shafted by the treaty of versailles

>>224204335
doubtful, if they've lifted a ban and are actively advertising it that would only ever be because some jews have ok'd the lift and have plans to make more money from it with a project all of a sudden, it'll be used in vidya to push the usual anti german bullshit because (((they))) dindu nuffin! (only they did actually, i've read the berlin police crime statistics for the 30s).
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>>224203323
nope just a typical bint, she has a wedding to go to soon so needs to not look like a hog in a dress and soon as it's over she'll be back to glutony and excuses, as she ages she'll blame everyone else for her being alone.
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>>224196457
joke: gunfro/metabla
woke: Dino Rex
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>when the vidya hits
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letting vidya stress you out and effect your mental health is next level autism..
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>>224216350
>haha
Peak burnout reached
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what is his job
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>>224216805
>>224216749

When you game for 8hrs plus a day that shit is just heroin addiction, put the shit down and go outside seriously, go do something physical and gain perspective, you'll laugh at yourself for being such a retard with vidya shite.


>>224216885
web dev i think.
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>>224215425
>kek i bet you do, virgin.
>self-improvement makes me a virgin
Whatever you say, chav.
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>>224218851

go on then tell me honestly why you are learning japanese? i'll guarantee it's for beta reasons of believing japan is a sacred world you'd fit into or some gay shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUv4u-iBqpY
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>>224221290
>i'll guarantee it's for beta reasons of believing japan is a sacred world you'd fit into or some gay shit.
No, I don't believe in that weaboo crap. In fact, if I had to live there for some reason, that wouldn't really make me happy because their work culture is dreadful ("live for work and the company/corporation" philosophy) and I'd have to attend the drinking parties after work, even if they'd happen in the middle of the week.

>go on then tell me honestly why you are learning japanese?
The main reason is that I like the way it works. It has many levels of politeness (ranging from trashtalking to kissing-ass politeness) and the differences between feminine, masculine and neutral speech are interesting. It may be convoluted, but learning it feels satisfying.

Other reasons are:
>its culture which can be amusing because how bizzare it can be
>history (pre-WW2 Japan is cool)
>minor conveniences like reading their literature and playing untranslated video games

tl;dr version: I'm not a filthy weaboo; it's really interesting.
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japan is shit
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bruh look at this duuude
second time i got rammed by enemy on stage 7 from the behinde, this is so dumb
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>>224229793
got to agree bumrushers and instakill lazers are garbage design
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>>224218467
>When you game for 8hrs plus a day that shit is just heroin addiction
Bullshit. When you play actually skill demanding games, then it becomes work like any other non-physical work.
You make the mistake to think everything non-physical can't be real work, but doing shit like programming, drawing/painting, or also playing video games skillfully can be really demanding and frustrating. Not physically, but mentally.
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>>224231389
lmao hi kraut, enjoy your justification but the result will be the same.. misery, frustration, health probs eventually, bad posture, gunt, etc and for what? a number on a screen? even top players say you should do other things too.
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>>224231903
I never said you shouldn't also do physical work out. Of course, when you work so long without moving much, you also should do some work out, to stay fit. That's common sense.
All I am just saying is that, you always make the mistake to think anything non-physical can't be work, and just treat it like an addiction instead.

I agree, that there are actually more interesting non-phyiscal hobbies, than vidya (drawing is actually way more fun to me, but it's also very difficult), but it's still skill demanding and not just an addiction, if you play skillfully. It's work
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>>224232120
ok i see your train of thought now but i didn't really mean it as a generalisation or concluding that it can't be "work", my point was more specifically that those who never address things honestly and just mindlessly grind for 8hr days despite it making them angry and sad is self destructive and pointless. You will always get better results when you are well rested, good frame of mind and balanced.

Believe me i spent many days raging and chucking things around learning hard shit and i soon realized it doesn't make anything come quicker.

just chill and do something else whilst your brain learns in the background which it does.
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>>224233365
>mindlessly grind for 8hr days despite it making them angry and sad is self destructive and pointless
Of course, if you don't enjoy it anymore it's pretty senseless, especially since you can't really make money with this anyway, so treating it like a real job is kinda stupid.
I personally can't relate to many speedrunners anyway. They take this shit way too seriously, just for some 5 minutes of fame at a tranny festival. It's pathetic.
People like SWY at least still had their fun at the arcades, meeting friends, etc there, but this whole speedrunning grinding is pretty alien to me. Doing it more casually could be fun, but the way agdq players do it is is not healthy imo.
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>>224234037
>but the way agdq players do it is is not healthy imo.
look at them, they themselves aren't healthy, the whole thing is a sea of sickness.

SWY is a boss and clearly loves what he does aye and isn't a beta noodle either or a fucking tranny or nuts which is nice.
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bum
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Bahmpu~
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Superplaying vidya is pleb-tier 'work'.
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>>224243254
k.
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>>224243254
based and dadpilled
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>>224243254
*superplays your wife's pussy*
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>>224243254
Wrong. It actually takes a lot of effort and intellect to be a superplayer.
It's just very underrated work in the west, since people here only care about casual shite anyway.
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>>224243830
yeah like gun frontier or ikaruga
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>>224243874
No, more children games from nintendo, fps multiplayer shite, rpgs, etc
Only thing relatively popular shmup related stuff in the west is 2hu shite.
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There's literally nothing wrong with being a speedrunner tranny.
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>>224244772
really makes u think...
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>>224244772
spose it's better than being a shmup peedo
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>DUDE VIC VIPER LOL EPIC
>I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE OPTIONS I CLAPPED
>r-type? umm no sweetie that has problematic imagery...

Are you a Gradius soiboi? Or a R-Type alpha chad?
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>>224245205
I think Gradius was the better game back in its days, but R-Type aged better.
Multilooping such oldschool shmups could have been pretty fun back then I think, but nowadays, I rather prefer stuff like R-Type with only 2 loops.
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r-type looks cooler but gradius plays better
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Horis in general are for speedrunning tranny credit feeders to play on their Nintendo consoles.
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Gradius easily, the only good R Type is 2
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>>224230652
All you have to do is play the game once to know the lasers are there, then you dodge them, simple as that. Whining baby.
>>224234037
Besides the fact that most games played are very ill-suited for time attack challenges to begin with.
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>>224247016
>ill-suited for time attack challenges to begin with
Yep. If I would speedrun something, it probably would be something like Tenchu Z, which is actually well designed for speedrunning.
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>>224247771
>racing game, KING genre for time attack
>speedrunners instead play story mode with tons of text mashing, cutscene waiting and RNG
Illness
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>>224248224
I don't consider racing games to be speedruns.
I can understand speedrunners who play more casually. I just can't understand those who play this hardcore, because it's simply not fun enough to play hardcore.
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>>224248692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
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>>224248983
Well, whatever... I always thought racing wasn't even a thing at these events.
But still, if I would speedrun a non-racing game, it would be something like Tenchu.
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>>224248983
Damn that crowd is giving me flashbacks to my uni programming classes. There was even a guy who wore a weird furry hat to class everyday.
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Cee, I know you don't like F-Zero, but what do you think of GX's OST?
I enjoyed GX a lot back in '05-'06, no way for me to replay it now since this was at a friend's house.
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>>224245205
darius
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>>224245205
both are d*dshit trash
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>>224250203
>>224116315
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>>224250439
Why was this removed?
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>>224251293
probably because they said f*ggot
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>>224251418
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R-Type is just casualised Gradius.

>option blocks bullets now and fires its own bullets
>joke boss fights, whilst the only easy bosses in Gradius games are the first and last ones
>stops after only 2 loops
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>>224253513
fucking casual faggots wouldn't last a second in a real game like futanari
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>>224249450
>but what do you think of GX's OST?
cringey buttrock
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>>224255746
>buttrock
There are many electronic pieces for the tracks
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You can't say this song's not great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqTQhewsXY
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>>224253767
>hurr if a game has a shield mechanic it must be casual
By that logic Gradius must be also casual, since you get the force field there. Plus you get not just 1 option, but 4.
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no more buttwiper for today. i am burned out
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>>224256474
also smaller ship making dodging much easier.
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>>224256474
Wrong. The shield in Gradius goes away after soaking up a few hits, unlike the R-Type shield which is permanent until you die.

>Plus you get not just 1 option, but 4.
And massively jack up your rank in the process. Speaking of which, R-Type also has a more casual rank system than Gradius games.

Fuck off with your IREM fanboyism, Krautshit.
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>>224256857
All that shit you mention means nothing.
The only reason Gradius can get harder is it multiloops. And multiloops are just fucking annoying.
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>>224256471
cringe mangina shit.
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>>224256471
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>>224257575
Metal is the manliest of musics, your ears are just too used to faggy synth club noise.
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>>224257921
>Metal is the manliest of musics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOerurDNo9Q
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>>224256471
2 power chords thru an amp sim with constipated groaning on top
great indeed
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So this is why Cee thinks I'm into metal garbedge, other posters. Cool.
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>>224258121
Metropolis Street Racer... Now THAT was a soundtrack...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oePpxKvfChA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gcZFt69aVzI
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Is this buttrock Cee?
https://youtu.be/GIs8UhDjgoI
https://youtu.be/nK3vPX0QkDQ
https://youtu.be/a-SvxevJrso
https://youtu.be/91Q2IMZpFK0
https://youtu.be/De7XH0sVcbg
https://youtu.be/J7u6YLuOFC8
https://youtu.be/ObJePb8A53E
I didn't know trance and acid breaks was buttrock
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>>224261002
God yes, it's fucking perfect isn't it. Just the right level of early 2000s cheese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmCpQXNGq40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GjKRNG5AFs
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>>224261594
it's nintendo shit
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>>224262236
The game was outsourced to Amusement Vision, part of Sega.
Nintendo games do indeed blow but I think this series is an exception. It's no coincidence that since going full-on casual with the Wii this series hasn't had a new entry.
Far from perfect but they actually resemble games, with some actual challenge.
Fact: the average Nintensoi doesn't play this series.
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What Nintendo game had a parallel arcade release?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN09Z6-0zuw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SxVtf6Nk0
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>>224263128
notto disu shitto agen
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>>224261594
it's garbo honestly, shit instruments, corny as fuck synth voice shit and some terrible frequency modulation that gets dicked on by acid house records in 89 ffs.
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>>224263308
OK that's more like it.
To me it's OK to good depending on the track (some are very VERY bad, not the ones I picked), nothing too great, but wanted to hear your thoughts.
It's a bit of a shame the games are so fucking glitchy, they have a decent base.
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tfw the best Nintendo franchise is a glitchy mess with no games in like 15 years
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>>224264707
forgot to mention that they didn't even make the game lmao
>the absolute state of shitendo and shitendo accessories
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>>224265268
They did make X which is the basis for the GX, same gameplay style just with better visuals and a different control engine. But yeah, fuck Nintendo.
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>>224265603
>for the
kill me
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>>224264707
>the best nintendy franchise
we aren't talking about Punchout
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>kraut frontier scoring
gee, i sure love checkpoint milking
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>>224265947
That's one of the other decent ones they've made indeed.
>>224266282
BEST OLD SCHOOL SHOOTER fuck you retro hipsters you has no taste
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Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjU7t3k9iks
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shmups are memoshit
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>>224266870
tfw japan will never get back karafuto from the filthy ruskies
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>>224267851
Yes, and?
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>people unironically like new poohu game
no way
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>>224268881
>people unironically like new poohu game
this does not sound credible.
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Ikaruga > Cave
Gun Frontier > Yagawa
R-Type > Gradius

Btw, I'm totally not a hipster.
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>>224269008
one of these is not like the others
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>>224268881
>people

>>224269008
Ja mann the hipsters is the others
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>>224269008
all dadshit desu
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>>224269454
>>224250342
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>>224266282
>gee, i sure love checkpoint milking
The checkpoint milk in the last stage in gun frontier is fun as fuck if you are actually good at this. It's only the stage 2 milk which is kinda annoying, but it doesn't take that long.

>>224269008
Ikaruga is way more popular than Cave. No idea what why that should be hipster. Just fuck off.
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wtf

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Hori-Real-Arcade-Pro-4-Kai-Fighting-Stick/352427284068?epid=219521367&hash=item520e4d9664%3Ag%3AjcYAAOSwtvZbbNzM&_sop=1&LH_Auction=1&_sacat=0&_nkw=hori+real+arcade+pro&_from=R40&rt=nc&LH_TitleDesc=0

>used
>STARTING bid price higher than brand new msrp
>doesn't even include shipping ($30)
>buy it now at nearly 150% new msrp price

what if this is the bastard that beat me yesterday and is just using photos he found elsewhere
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>>224270053
>>224269008
>comparing a developer to a game they created as if they are in competition with one another
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>>224270068
Don't fall for this
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>>224270068
What's the point of buying a Hori instead of something cheaper if you're just going to replace the parts anyway?
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>>224270053
have you cleared gun front yet?
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Does Omega Fighter have some inaccuracies on MAME? If so, what are they?
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>>224270918
game difficulty. problem solved in latest mame
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>>224270831
Sure. Otherwise I wouldn't milk checkpoints yet.
900k clear. Wasn't that bad for a first clear.
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>>224271141
very good, 2nd place on farm, 1st place guy has 1.2 and did go hard on the game.
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>>224271113
When was this issue resolved approximately?
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>>224270351
don't worry anon I'm not THAT retarded

>>224270760
desu I guess I could get a mayflash or something, just thought the new hraps looked cool and low.
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>>224271481
maybe one month ago
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>>224272064
MAME 0.199
-ninjakd2.cpp: Attempted to fix bullets not shot by enemies in Omega Fighter. [Angelo Salese]

Doesn't sound like it's 100% fixed.
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i don't want to work. how do i collect autism bux like the kraut?
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>>224270068
As always, dadshits. Fucking dadshit scum of earth ruining the game for real gamers like us.
I lost countless auctions and opportunities to get good stuff (that I would actually use for real gaming sessions, not just sit on shelf) but as always, dadshits. Dadshits keep ruining my hobby, dadshits keep ruining our hobby. Fuck them and fuck their entire lives, fuck them hard.
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>>224272670
Get fucked in the ass by an old man
Unless you actually are into that
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>>224272804
This sounds a bit too tryhard... Almost like it's falseflagging. Or by (((him)))
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cuck frontier looks slow and boring as fuck. yagawa copy monkeyd it into something worthwhilst
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>>224273005
t. dadshit collector who doesn't play games
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>>224273389
B A S E D copy monkey poster

>>224273615
I agree with him actually but it sounded so exaggerated it seemed like one of those falseflagging
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>>224268881
there are people in this very thread that unironically like d*dshit and it's literally just as bad
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>>224273389
>copy monkeyd it
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the thought of being able to purchase another physical copy of ketsui for my collection tickles my prostate just right
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physicals
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>>224274086
Fuck you dadshit, you suck at video games and no matter how many physical you get you will never be good like I am, fuck you in the fucking ass.
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>>224274363
greentexting
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>>224274424
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>>224275064
LMAO fucking dadshits, having physicals won't guarantee you're good at games.
Fuck them hard.
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>>224275276
his face and hand trouser rub at the end is peak.
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>>224275472
Imagine what's going thru his head "ive waste loads of money into this plastic shit, but i still cant get gud" lmao, fuck dadshits. fuck. dads. hits.
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i am the best player of physicals i even managed to 1cc my sealed copy of radiant silvergun
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I'm getting $200 for my birthday next week and I'm feeling tempted to buy something.
Talk me out of buying something. What's a good way to spend $200 that isn't buying physical shit? I want to remain digital-only, but the temptation is there.
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>>224276402
Buy a unicycle and some balls to juggle
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>>224276602
I'm serious anon.
Plus, I'm not sure but I think an unicycle would cost more than $200.
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>>224275064
>normal course
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>>224276402
I don't get it
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At what age does one become a dadshit
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>>224277075
you only become dadshit when you play dadshit
if you stick with based cave you'll never be dad, unless its dadpachi
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>>224277168
>tfw playing dadpachi
i just wanted to see how it all started...
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>>224276402
Buying digital shit is even worse than buying physical shit. If you have to throw your money away just waste it on drugs or hookers.
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>>224277456
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>>224277456
this
paying for a license to play a downloadable game....... this is top cuck
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>>224277796
Nah I think you should buy used stuff whenever possible. Saves money and the environment.
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>>224277168
>if you stick with based cave you'll never be dad
LMAO Dentadad is as dad as it gets and loves Caveshit.
Dads can play anything, the thing which defines them is being shitplayers that constantly game jump and buy a shitton of stuff.
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>>224273752
Why are you here, there's another thread for you on /vg/ 2hufapper
>>224274424
Is there someone exaggerating here? Yeah fuck collectors but this is suspicious.
>>224276402
Fire up MAME and get into any of the dozens of great games for free, it'll take you weeks at least to clear the average one.
Instead use that money on better stuff that you aren't able to get for free in an arguably superior form even.
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>>224276402
Pro tip: Only dads advice against buying shit. Because they want all the shit for themselves. They successfully brainwashed an entire generation of gamers like us into not buying physical so that they'll have even less competition. Don't fall for it. If you see something on auctions you want, fight for it. Fight against the dad collectors. You have the right to get anything you like anon.
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>>224281030
t. dadshit reseller
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>>224281030
Fuck off dadshit, physical is for oldheads only. Fuck your shit and your shenanigans, if I could I swear I would kill you with my bare hands you evil pig
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I REALLY sense some butthurt falseflagging action ITT right now
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>>224282709
retardo pls, it's just funposting.
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>>224282767
We've had actual bastards like that not too long ago, you know. But if so, go ahead.
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>>224281030
This actually makes a lot of sense, but just in case: Fuck you dadshit!
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I'm not a dadshit you fucking retards, I only bought this PCB so other dadshits couldn't have it. I know it looks like it's still wrapped but I actually play it all the time and have the 2-ALL.
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>>224279946
back to /vr/ d*dshit
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>>224284519
>tfw don't want to buy PCBs to not feed the reseller dadshit market
>but at the same time I don't want dadshits owning them and depriving actual players like me to use them
Fuck this shit
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FPGA clones of arcade hardware when
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>>224284723
Not only is that a shithole, I get banned for a month on sight lmao
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ibara-Cave-Arcade-PCB-/163164350302?hash=item25fd5a675e%3Ag%3AnUAAAOSwGttbVnON&nma=true&si=7lSzzCN5O2b3O68Ii1BpK47H7tg%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
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>>224285251
I got banned too, and just because I exposed some dadshits about their shitty collecting habits. "muh I've owned this since childhood" lies when everyone there knows they buy and resell for insane prices on ebay and craigslist.
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i remember when you could buy a whole kit of ibara for £100
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>>224285308
stop promoting your shit dadshit
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https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S4794882#p4798091
never forget
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>>224285810
Yes, this is the kind of asshole I'm talking about that falseflags.
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i hate dadshits
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>>224285810
Are you surprised? that place is full of dadshits who are jealous of us for actually being good players, they can only buy stuff.
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>>224285953
jokes only dads will get haha
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>>224285976
Me too, fuck dadshits, fuck collectors and fuck dadshits.
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I want to sell the few PCBs I have because fuck physical.
How can I sell them and avoid giving them to dadshit collectors?
>inb4 "sell it to me bro"
No, fuck you dadshit.
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Buzzy: I named the KoFag a little bit ago, is he back in /vg/ falseflagging again?

Yep, nailed it. I sense the pressence of this mangina from a mile away.
This fucking "dadshit" spam.
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>>224286806
>"dadshit" spam
Nice try, dadshit.
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>>224286898
KoF fag please lave, you butthurt pussy
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>>224286950
>the new dadshit technique is to deflect attacks pretending to be one of us
Fuck everything that you represent, dadshit. Go back to ebay
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>>224286806
Where did you name them?
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>>224287081
Nope, it's Retardo here, I don't own a single shmups and would never defend collectors that never play.
However there's a butthurt collectorfag here spamming DADSHITS DADSHITS in a falseflagging fashion because he got angry at Buzzy for crossposting.
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he's here i just got a temporary block from the fanny janny
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>>224287238
a single shmup*
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>>224287238
Fuck off retardo, someone posted a link to ebay for a hori stick at 150% the msrp price. If we can't even mention dadshits on /shmupg/ then I'm out. You don't have the monopoly on dadshit usage and you can't decide who is and who isn't falseflagging.
It's like you're playing for them now.
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>>224287510
I don't have a problem with that, what the hell. Just pointing out that there's a faggot lurking this thread now so you all know.
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>>224287618
Then why are you telling me to shut up and call me a falseflagger for calling out dadshits?
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strange happenings are afoot lads call in mulder and scully
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>>224287238
What do you mean retardo. Look up any archived thread, we frequently use "dadshit" for funposting or calling out actual dadshits.
You're paranoid.
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>>224288381
Some friendly fire, it's normal when falseflagging happens. Don't mind it.
>>224288723
I know but this is pretty much confirmed now, KoF fag is pissed.
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>>224288789
And where is the proof that KoF fag is here?
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>>224289045
Buzz has pissed him off on /vr/, he got a block and suddenly this place is filled with very exaggerated DADSHIT DADSHIT posts.
Don't mind me if you're all for real though.
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>>224289183
I don't see any "exaggerated" dadshit, just the normal usual usage.
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>>224289183
>Buzz has pissed him off on /vr/
kek, link? always good to see some /vr/ butthurt
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lmao I havent been to /vr/ in a while, nice to know they are still seething
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>>224290064
I have to keep myself from not posting there so a war doesn't happen between /shmupg/ and that anti-arcade/skill collectorfag jarpig shithole lmao
Anyway it's a waste of energy but Buzzy still likes to piss them off.
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I also want to see the thread, I promise I won't post on /vr/ either, just want to see the butthurt from koffag
Is it the PC parts sales thread? Didn't find anything there even on the archives.
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>>224287238
>Nope, it's Retardo here, I don't own a single shmups and would never defend collectors that never play.
>refuses to support any shmup
>only plays dadshit in mame
yep, we got a bonafide dadshit here
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Not very spicy though https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S4961338#p4968771
Buzzy doesn't inspire the hundreds of posts of meltdowns like my presence for some reason.

>>224291769
What's there to support at this point? This genre is never ever making a comeback in the current gaming industry. Also, I find valuing stuff for its quality regardless of its age to be quite important. MAME has some top notch games, some exclusive to it (except for buying second hand PCBs, you're only supporting reselling bastards there and not the devs)
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>>224292035
>Also, I find valuing stuff for its quality regardless of its age to be quite important.
>m-muh retrogames
>m-muh arcades
you belong on /vr/ t o b e h o n e s t
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>>224292035
>https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S4961338#p4968771
Is that it? I don't think the person he was replying to was the real kofag, he seems clueless.
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>>224292137
I also enjoy some newer games, however I enjoy older games too unlike many others.
You're going to tell me that Batrider, a MAME exclusive, isn't worth checking out just because it's "dadshit"? Better support the genre paying for the literal trash Steam usually releases, regardless of how bullshit the DRM is.
And yes I like arcade-style design, doesn't have to be an arcade game but still, it was born there. You don't like arcades? Why are you on a shmup thread then? Wash your hands, 2hufapper.
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>>224292035
well that was disappointing. why did buzzy even thought that was KoF fag?
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>>224292472
>I also enjoy some newer games
name five (5) that game out within the past 6 years and aren't on mame
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>>224292676
No idea BUT maybe that guy got pissed off at him name calling him either way even if he was wrong. Whatever
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You idiots made a big deal out of nothing, calling us to stop using dadshit (even though we always do it) in fear of "vr falseflagging" because one of you autists went to /vr/ and called out the wrong person and got paranoid.
Also you're the dadshits, that's why you still post on /vr/ and only play retro games.
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>>224292775
Ones I have actually played even:
Nex Machina, Maldita Castilla, The Curse of Issyos, Twin Tiger Shark and very recently Tempest 4000. Big Tempest fan here but no proper controller for it sadly.
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>>224293017
You're still going?
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>>224293654
Going with what? Calling you a dadshit? Yes, because you definitely are.
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224293817
You're bad at this like always
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>>224293496
>Twin Tiger Shark
Neat, is this supposed to reference Fire Shark and Twin Cobra?

Also you ever played Super Hydorah? It's made by the same guys that created Maldita Castilla. It's a shmup I can actually get on Vita and looks really good so I keep almost buying it. This also may interest you btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaId54PxAMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYjQJrBxYAk
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>>224294247
I have played the regular Hydorah, however since it's from 2010 I didn't mention it, too old for that criteria.
Thanks for the suggestion, very similar to Contra Hard Corps. I'm not AS much into run and guns but they're still fine in my book.
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And yes that Twin Tiger Shark game is a big homage to 80's Toaplan games. It mostly resembles Fire Shark. It even has a remixed track, check the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOova_va9Dg
For the download https://mix256.itch.io/twin-tiger-shark
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the ABSOLUTE STATE of collectorfags that never play
warning: might ACTUALLY trigger you
https://youtu.be/yZJVeBgqQ9s?t=7m30s
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>>224296746
Watch 0:07:30
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>>224296746
getting queasy just looking at the thumbnail. nesbabbys were a fucking mistake.
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>>224296898
The clip is even worse
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>>224296746
Mike Matei is the literal encyclopedia definition of a fucking dadshit collector scumbag shit
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>>224296746
>https://youtu.be/yZJVeBgqQ9s?t=7m30s
>Sonic Adventure
>I suck at Sonic games so that's not happening
wew
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>>224293817
>>224293017
this
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>>224296746
Does it give him money if I click play on that shit? I don't want to support awful dadshit collectors.
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>>224299978
Not if you use an adblocker.
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>>224299978
Maybe, if so good call.
Anyway he's talking about how he owns Soul Calibur but he isn't into fighting games so he's never going to play it. Yes, with those words.
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hmm
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>>224297292
He's dodging a bullet there.
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>>224309103
Explain
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>>224309320
Sonic Adventure... is not good.
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>>224312020
don't forget about the door closing right at the end! That's the actual final boss lmao
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>>224294702
Oh shit did you find this game on /vr/ like half a year ago? I might have been the one who brought it up
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>>224312562
No I know it from earlier but I do remember someone bringing it up then yes.
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>>224294247
There have been some decent run and guns recently, big fan of Bleed 2 and Super Cyborg
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>>224312020
oh shit
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>>224309463
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>224318140
is that ayako?
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>>224318906
that's iconoclasts future wife shit lord, he just hasn't met her yet.
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>>224318976
yeah right
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>yeah right
soon.
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>such a childlike mangina you get emotional about shit in vidya

The absolute state of the manpussy.
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>>224320085
>HomoShock
Aquas PLEASE
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>>224320249
B-BUT MUH DED VIRTUAL KITTIES!

Weak people are pathetic.
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tfw no friends who into shmups or retro
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>>224320803
You're welcome
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>>224320803
>tfw no friends
ftfy
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>>224292472
>literal trash Steam usually releases
Steam actually has lots of good shmups. Ikaruga, CCWI, Cave, Raiden ports, DBCS, Siter Skain games, Astro Port, Strania, etc

But instead you buy shit like Maldita Castilla because you are a casual dadshit.
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>>224323439
>buy
I played the freeware version bud what the fuck
Also those are mostly ports of arcade games, a lot of them not new at all... Kinda defeating the purpose of your criticism of me, eh (((you)))?
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>>224323852
>ports of arcade games, a lot of them not new at all
Who cares if they are ports? We don't have arcades here, so playing ports is the only option besides MAME. And a lot of good games are not available on MAME. You still support the devs by buying ports.
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>>224324257
>You still support the devs by buying ports.
(((Klabauter))) intensifies
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>>224323852
this is retarded retardo, what difference does it being ports matter? it's about making good games accessible.
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>>224323852
>Kinda defeating the purpose of your criticism of me
Not at all. You act like there is only shit on Steam, when it's clearly not the case. There are many very good arcade games on steam and also very good doujin.
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>>224324342
They trashed me for liking "retro" and "arcade" games...

So if I buy these arcade ports on Steam isn't it pretty much the same shit? It doesn't count as a new release.

>>224324360
I know you can't read when it doesn't suit you but you seem to have missed the "usually releases" part of my post...
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>>224324461
k, hadn't followed the convy.

>>224293496
that's one shitty list of game desu
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>>224324461
>I know you can't read when it doesn't suit you but you seem to have missed the "usually releases" part of my post...
You were still talking about shmups there. And Steam has many good shmups worth buying.
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>>224324461
>It doesn't count as a new release.
caves ports are so wank they might aswell be.

were there any differences between ccwi nesica and pc in the end?
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>>224324257
>You still support the devs by buying ports.
ah yes the "support the devs" meme. After all that support of Cave and Treasure where are their other ports? Where is Futari or RSG?
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>>224324578
Kinda shitty but what do you expect with new releases?
>>224324631
MAME has a bigger list of shmups worth playing for free. And this genre is absolutely never making a comeback no matter what we do. Yeah this is how I see it. You can keep trashing on me bud! What's a shmup even? Sounds like seafood.
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>>224324578
>not a shmup = bad
low IQ post
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>>224324765
>And this genre is absolutely never making a comeback no matter what we do.
and the community is half the reason for this imo, they themselves are so fucking stuborn they won't play shit that does anything different. I rememeber milestone game coming out and farm just went straight to cave comparisons HURRR ITS NOT CAVE ART BADDD DUR, psyvariar isn't popular for the exact same reason HURRR IZ WEIRD NOT CAVE PIXEL DODGE etcetcetc

>>224324813
Learn the language son, they are shit games genre wasn't a factor.
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>>224324914
Nigger you haven't even played Nex Machina cause your toaster cant run it
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>>224324765
desu it feels like the genre already is going through a bit of a resurgence, the problem is it's all western games and I'm a terminal weeaboo that can't accept any shmup not from superior nippon.
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>>224324765
>MAME has a bigger list of shmups worth playing for free
Thanks for stating the obvious. Doesn't change that Steam also has good shmups.
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>>224325043
Yeah but most of those are of games older than 6 years old.
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>>224324914
>Learn the language son
That guy wasn't me

>>224325043
Who the fuck cares then stop asking for my shekels
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>>224325095
aye i read it in different context, you forgot sarcastic speech marks.

>>224325005
>Nigger you haven't even played Nex Machina cause your toaster cant run it

Lucky me.
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>>224325085
Who the hell cares? Actual fans of this genre would be glad for a port of Border Down or whatever, no matter how old the game is.
But you don't even care about these games, so you also don't care about stuff on Steam.

>>224325095
>Who the fuck cares then stop asking for my shekels
My main point wasn't even telling you to buy stuff. It was just showing you, that stuff on Steam is not bad at all. You acted like there is nothing worth to buy on Steam
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>>224325043
just poojins, a couple of cave games, and some mediocre shmups like Strania, nothing special
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>>224325265
>But you don't even care about these games
Klabauter that guy wasn't me. I guess that anon is someone that dislikes shmups like myself too?
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>>224325242
>never tried it but its shit
Must be all that kraut exposure rotting your brain
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>>224325265
Why Border Down? I recall it running fine on nulldc
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>>224325471
Not him, but nex Machina is Enter the Gungeon tier.
Only tards like Dentadad play this shit. It's crap with fancy graphics, just like Resogun.
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>>224325265
>Who the hell cares?
I don't personally, but the original criteria was it had to have come out within the last 6 years old >>224292775
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>>224325701
You don't know anything about the game, do you?
MUH JAPON
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>>224325471
true, i only watched it a bunch on streams.
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>>224325687
this can't be serious? nulldc like most console emulation has a ton of input lag compared to a port.
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>>224325701
You clearly haven't played any of the games you listed if you think this, they aren't even in the same genre
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>>224325752
>original criteria was it had to have come out within the last 6 years old
Bullshit. He merely said Steam is not worth buying anything from. He acted like there is not anything good on it, while in reality there are many good shmups on it. >>224292472

His only problem is just that he is a retard with complete dadshit pleb-tier taste. So of course he doesn't care about games like CCWI on steam.
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>>224325913
>Bullshit
>"name five (5) that game out within the past 6 years"
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>>224325968
That wasn't the post I replied to dumbfuck and had nothing to do with my argument.
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>>224325913
He already has superior CAVE games on MAME, why play a cheap knockoff?
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>>224326321
*mic drop*
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>>224325701
>nex Machina is Enter the Gungeon tier.
retard
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>>224328603
>bowl of sugar

enjoy your pancreas shitting, blood sugar crash and podgey tits.
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that was a bad idea
i want puke as well
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>>224326321
if it isn't presented by cave, why bother presenting it at all?
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>>224325913
Yes, yes I absolutely did say that Klabauter! And indeed fuck shmups what a shit genre I suck at them!
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>i.t.t we trigger fagquas
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>>224331862
now thats edgy
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>>224324914
>And this genre is absolutely never making a comeback no matter what we do.
>and the community is half the reason for this imo
because the community is either dirt poor third worlders living in mud huts playing mame and pirating everything for their toaster like retardo or rich dadshit hoarders who only buy pcbs to stick in a glass case
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>>224335593
t. sheltered bitchboy
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>>224339158
This....these weaklings just don't know how the world is like....it's survival of the fittest and the weak get slaughtered
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i don't like strawman desu
now gonna try tag-t ship
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>>224326137
It doesn't matter, dumbfuck, it's the post with the criteria that retardo replied to.
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>>224343682
jump to carpet solo and have a good time, i can send you my I score inp if you need a reference
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Can't even clear novice mode and I'm too retarded to understand the scoring/break/lock on system
I should just end my pathetic life, I'm a failure and deserve to die
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>>224345232
carpet is next goal, then miyamoto and any garegga ship
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The absolute state of spending addicted dads, jesus fucking christ he already bought the game twice and STILL wants to put himself in the poor-house for a meme pcb that wasn't even the original release.
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>>224345323
try to play more than one hour
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>>224344342
wrong bitch, retardos post came before this
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>>224345586
poojins and mobage, the state of exa
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>>224345692
>being this unable to follow a discussion
Don't even reply to me, brainlet.
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>>224345835
>Don't even reply to me, brainlet
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>>224345586
>farm gets owned by a literal touhou dad
no wonder this place sucks
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>>224346057
what did you expect?
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>>224346057
>muh elite secret discord
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gump
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hump
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Do anyone here even play shmups or is this the place where the banned hang-out?
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>>224357503
Nope, it's just a place to watch autistic European NEETs argue about ecelebs and progression systems.
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imagine being an old ass dad with no money because you spent it all on dadboards and collectibles
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imagine having no money, no dadboards and no job prospects
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>>224358720
This, fuck dadshits, fuck collectors and especially fuck dadshits.
>>224358882
fuck you dadshit
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>>224358882
alright gonna have to ask you to delete this one my dude
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>>224358882
you mean NEET master race?
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>>224358882
i don't have to imagine that one lad
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>>224293017
>only play retro games
That's not what dadshit means. Fuck off back to /vr/, falseflagger.
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https://youtu.be/ZZeRl3NXsUQ?t=1898

31:40 never forget
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>>224358882
me irl desu
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>>224359398
>That's not what dadshit means.
it's a large part of it newfriend
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>>224359398
Not him, but retardo and friends really fucked up this time, they shitposted on /vr/ and started thinking someone from /vr/ was here when in reality nobody from /vr/ even knew what was going on.
I was expecting another lulzworthy thread and it was just buzzy being retarded and getting 1 (one) reply, which wasn't even funny.
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>>224359685
not really
you can only play retro games and still not be a dadshit
dadshits don't play, but rather just collect hardware
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>>224359837
Last time KoFag was called out at /vr/ Retardo got 100+ of his posts removed from /shmupg/ around the same time. They obviously come here to falseflag and abuse mod powers whenever they think "/vg/-kun" is "shitposting" on /vr/.
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>>224360801
>abuse mod powers
Don't be retarded. I'm not saying there wasn't a lot of crossposting that one time, but this time it was different, just buzzy trying to call "kofag" to a random user, then he got paranoid because he was blocked from /vr/.
Anons here were just calling ebay sellers dadshit, not something extraordinarie, and retardo was like "guys, stop using dadshit, you're falseflaggers". Suck my dick.
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>>224361843
Please do not bully retardo, it's an honest mistake considering everything that has happened lately.

Also post egregious ebay dadshit.
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stg weekly gradius 3

but i cant watch it because theres no fucking quality options ffs.
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>>224362565
$48... Now THAT'S money well spent...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dDwivbWwnt8
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imagine wrecking your wrists with carpal tunnel by doing stupid shit like playing video games or practicing clown tricks
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how to trigger sobut
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imagine wrecking your wrists with carpal tunnel being an office wageslave

it happened to me
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>>224361843
>Don't be retarded.
You don't consider month-long bans and deleting-all-by-IP for not breaking any rules as power abuse?

Also this is what caused them to come here before:
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S4947483#p4953998

>Anons here were just calling ebay sellers dadshit, not something extraordinarie
Yeah, he was a bit too jumpy in assuming it was /vr/ again. Should have waited for blocks/bans, which is a good sign they're here.
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>>224364502
>1280x1024
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>>224364502
>opera
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>>224364701
are you one of those twats who has retard high res and pretends mames doesn't look total shit on it? do you even 4:3?

>>224364763
least i don't look like i sing at the opera.
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>>224364502
Man this player sure has a pleasant voice, huh?
https://www.twitch.tv/stgweekly
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i got banned yesterday for posting that pic of nerds saying they played jrpgs so the janny was here
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>>224363625
imagine wrecking your wrists with carpal tunnel fapping to touhou
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>>224365056
it's the token gaylord from every americunt shitcom voice.
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>>224364502
>1280x1024
LOOOOOOOOOL
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>>224365239
imagine wrecking your wrists with carpal tunnel fapping to dragon porn like draconic
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>>224360083
>not really
yes really if you only play retro games you might be a dadshit
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>>224365337
it's for mame!
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>1024
>not an integer multiple of 240
1600x1200 master race
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>>224364302
>Also this is what caused them to come here before:
I don't see Kofag in that thread either.
Wasn't the conflict from another thread? In the thread about collectors that got like 300+ replies.
>You don't consider month-long bans and deleting-all-by-IP for not breaking any rules as power abuse?
Since mods banned both vr and vg guys, no I don't think it's abuse, just mods deleting off topic stuff. As much as I enjoy seeing shit flying everywhere, I can see how mods deleted all these posts anon. If it was one-sided I could consider getting paranoid, but it's not the case.
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>>224365525
list five (5) new STG's released within the last decade worth playing

face it lad, you can't be into the genre and not be a dadshit
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>>224359837
>they
Just Buzz I don't even check that board anymore
>shitposted

>>224361843
>guys, stop using dadshit
Yeah Klabauter you're really trying to make everyone hate me here eh? And not only here. Whatever
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>>224366336
I was going to start my list with Muchi Muchi Pork but I just realized that game is 11 years old now.

fucking hell when did I get so old
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>>224366496
>Yeah Klabauter
That wasn't me you hypocritical fake spic.
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>>224366795
Okay sure
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>>224366336
mahou otome
dodonpachi saidaioujou
akai katana
deathsmiles 2
dodonpachi daifukkatsu black label

if you object to any of this, you might be a dadshit
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>>224368853
>mahou otome
Yikes
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>>224368853
all of caves worst games kek
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gonna get the wwr in Shikhondo
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>>224345586
>buying shit intensifies
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>>224371442
buys without even watching footage... lmao
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>>224372793
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>>224369412
POST THEM SCORES BIG BOI
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>>224373454
i counterstopped mushihimesama futari
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>>224373649
what's that have to do with any of those 5 games?
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>>224373761
you asked for scores and I gave you score
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>>224373972
>post 5 games
>ask for scores
>posts score in a game nobody mentioned
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>>224374208
you can't control me lol
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>>224373649
go back to raping dogs in china, gus
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>rapes dogs
>has pics of dogs to post with
checks out
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Just got my copy of shikhondo on ps4, and it just gets stuck on the title screen?
Am I just retarded?
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>>224377101
Even if you are retarded I'm pretty sure that's not your fault.
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>>224377219
Turns out it just doesn't work with my arcade stick for some reason.
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>>224377749
sad desu. What stick?
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>>224377880
Obsidian
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>>224378253
>literally made for ps4
>still not recognized
well that's a bit concerning. I hope I don't have that issue when I get it.
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>>224377749
poojins, not even once
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>>224378621
I just tested it with an older stick of mine with a brooks PS4/PS3 PCB and it works just fine.
Really fucking weird.
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>>224379187
>muh arcades...
fuck off dadshit
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>>224379808
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>>224379808
>buys poojin and owns arcade sticks
>calls others dadshit
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>>224380574
Arcade stick is fair game for dadcore, but poojin is literally anti-dad even if it's almost always shit compared to arcade games.
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fuck dadshits lmao
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Poojin Never Die
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>>224366336
>m-muh arcades
>m-muh nippon
>m-muh arcadia
you're such a dadshit you should be at the farm arguing about groovymame, blitter delay, and how hard exa gets you
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all power surges to exa
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>>224380574
poojinbabbies play with keyboard, not arcade stick
they also pirate the games because they're NEETs with no income
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>>224387653
wtf i love dadshits now
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>>224387653
>no income
>poorjins
t. xyga
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlxT5FoGZ_s
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poorjinkiddos will never know the feel of getting their first check and actually giving back to the creators of what they play

i'd pity them, if they didn't act so smug about their supposed '''l33t''' gaming skills
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>>224389576
*frothing nyga increases*
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>>224389308
>>/vr/
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>>224389743
the memes are combining...
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>>224389576
>unironically dadshit xygaposting
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>>224389308
>that thumbnail
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>224389576
Fuck you dadshit, fuck "supporting" anything, I play for my own skills (which are high as all fuck), you on the other hand are a fucking dadshit who isn't good at video games and just wastes money on chink plastic.
Fuck dadshits like you shouldn't be allowed to breathe
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>>224389308
what the fuck is she doing? first time playing a game in her life or? why is she making a video
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>>224391475
>she
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>>224391475
what did you expect from a collector dadshit
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nobody should ever say "shmup" out loud
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>>224391475
>why is she making a video
Stupid people are always the loudest and the first to whore for attention. Same reason why twitch is only full of garbage.
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>>224389308
>score goes down when it cuts to the first boss
damn
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>>224391692
she's ugly but you can't tell me that's a man
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*flies into the only bullet on the screen*
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>>224392473
>at a family gathering at my parents house a few years ago
>uncle asks me what kinds of games I play for some reason
>say shoot em ups because I don't really know wtf to call them
>thinks I'm talking about fps and goes on a mini-rant about how games where you run around shooting people in the face are weird and bad I don't completely disagree tbqh

Eventually I just said "space ship shooter" referencing Space Invaders and he understood. Wish we had a better term for the genre.
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>>224389308
>and here in my shelf
Fucking dadshits
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>>224393058
THIS
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>>224393260
>jarpig reaction image
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>>224393260
i just say "scrolling shooters, ya know, kinda like galaga, except you can move up and down too"
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>>224393260
>Wish we had a better term for the genre
STG is a perfectly fine term. Problem is just that nobody in the west knows these games, and using this term just would make you look like a weirdo to the plebs.
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>>224393432
It's not a jarpig it's a visual novel geez get it right.

>>224393506
That's a good idea, think I'll use that one from now on.

>>224393575
I kind of like STG personally, but irl it doesn't explain the game to someone completely clueless, and online it makes you look like a turbo weeb.
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>>224393719
>it doesn't explain the game to someone completely clueless
If they have no clue, a more detailed name also wouldn't help them.
I personally call them Shooting Games or STG.
Shmups sounds retarded. No wonder anglos invented this ridiculous term.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlDO7KDSs7E
Jelly, /shmupg/?
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>>224393935
>If they have no clue, a more detailed name also wouldn't help them.
I feel like "scrolling-shooter" explains it pretty concisely, but yeah, shmup just doesn't sound goods.
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>>224394037
unironically yes, i could pay off all my student loans buy a gun and kms after selling all those dadboards
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>>224394128
>scrolling-shooter" explains it pretty concisely
Thgey still would have no clue though. I would just say "shooting games, like Gradius or Space Invaders".
If they still have no clue, then they shoudl just fuck off.
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>>224394205
>student loans
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>>224394037
>cave
into the trash it goes
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>>224394205
>wanting to sell instead of actually play
reseller dadshit at heart
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>>224394450
>wanting to play dadboards instead of emulating with save states, replays and other modern amenities
muh input lag
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yurofriends what's some good black licorice I can buy if I don't want something too sweet or too salty?
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>>224394743
well memed reseller dadshit scum
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>if you own dadboards you're a dadshit
>if you don't want to own dadboards you're also a dadshit
everyone who isn't a dadshit is a wannabe dadshit, got it
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the only score that matters is your yearly income
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>>224396558
>being this much of a crypto dadshit
Looks like I'm gonna have to buy that EXA board after all to keep your dadshit hands off of it...
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>>224396672
post it big boi
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>>224396558
That's now it.
If you buy dadboards, you're a dadshit.
But if you have a dadboard and prefer to sell it rather than actually play it, you're a double nigger dadshit.
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>>224396672
>he can't even counterstop his savings account
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>>224396672
>not 1ccing ALL the whole year on neetbux
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>>224396882
honestly i would probably be too lazy to sell them and let them rot in the garage instead
that is what is currently happening to my consoles
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>>224397454
based. I've got a bunch of videos games I'm probably just going to throw in the garbage before my move if goystop doesn't even want to scam them from me for cash.
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>>224397454
>owning consoles in the first place
lol dadshit pleb
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>>224394205
>he went to school
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>>224396672
dadonpachi dadjew
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ded
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dad
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fuck this it's just fucking dadshit and i hate it anyway
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>>224403965
>he fell for the dadius meme
lmfao enjoying those options you fag??
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IT'S NOT FAIR

FUCKING INPUT LAG
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>>224404843
anon pls. Stick to the left/top route until you git gud. And desu don't be afraid to let off the gas constantly when a car you're trying to overpass is making you nervous, it's much better to lose time that way than crashing.
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>>224404843
>>224405209
Also be sure to choose passing breeze to enhance you skillz by 10%.
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>>224404843
hope ur playing Cannonball lad

>>224405458
but passing breeze is worst song
it's all about dat sound shower
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>>224404843
Play the sequel instead
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>>224366336
>>224393260
>Wish we had a better term for the genre.
say touhous :^)
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>>224415530
Twin Cobra now THAT was a Touhou
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outrun now THAT is a racing sim
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>>224420270
>>224419506
cringe
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>>224420340
saying cringe=cringe
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based boomer posters
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>>224396672
whatever you say rabbi goldstein

>>224394037
>Jelly, /shmupg/?
no, i hate useless clutter.

>>224393260
it wouldn't matter anyway as ignorance is ignorance, it's why i never speak about my hobbies irl, i learnt that back in my bmx days where every cunt has no idea what flatland is and asks "can u backflip?".

>>224389576
>will never know the feel of getting their first check
what? i earnt for years, it's shit and life theft when you have genuinely interests you want to do, if i could figure out how to live entirely without money i'd do it.
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>>224414036
Turbo Outrun sucks, though
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>>224422919
desu they all kind of suck until outrun 2, i never got the love with these pseudo 3d parallax racers of the 80s and early 90s, they are wank.
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>>224422919
Direct numbered sequel, boomer
>>224423335
Agreed, they're an eyesore with simplistic gameplay
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post best replays
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>hurr why r 30 year old gaem simple
kids these days ...
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>>224424412
*sips*
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>>224424412
go play omega fighter
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>>224425037
Not him but funnily enough I'm learning that one for score right now. Fun game.
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>>224427386
This is not really in the game, right?
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>>224427686
It is straight from the game. This is when Cave was BASED and had awesome Engrish. Probably that Toaplan influence still going strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3wWdB-yM3M
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dadrider m2 pc port when
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>>224427862
>It is straight from the game
LMAO Cave is a joke
Literally design for edgy retards
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>>224427862
>Cave
>BASED
cave was always shit
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dentfeces streaming
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>>224428048
>edgy retards
Well it was published by Fatlus after all.
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>>224428048
It's there to convey a certain level of threat and urgency, only brainlets think it's edgy
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>>224428208
>listening to a dumb attention whore stuttering with his frog voice while dadflailing through kuso shit
I would rather listen to silence
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>>224428208
>cucked on last stage
yeap, happens to everyone
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>>224428576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
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i collect outruns
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what the fuck they tlking about
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>>224430771
Shit unbalanced overrated ripoff, why don't you support devs by buying games on Steam?
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>>224431024
>why don't you support devs by buying games on Steam
already have a shitton of still untouched games
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>>224431024
yeeah man danbo needs more bacon burgers you don't want him to starve do you?
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Ikaruga is only 8,99€ or $9,99 on Steam, get the only objectively good STG right now, it's this cheap.
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>>224432464
DBZ is a 100% certified boomer show so this is wrong
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>>224432631
yeah. should be gg
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>>224432850
Blazblue would be more spot on, or the Persona one by these guys. Fighting game for jarpigs
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>>224433124
Now it does work indeed.
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>>224428048
whats edgy about it? fuck off snowflake.

>>224428208

lucky i have twitch closed
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how can you fail in blazing lazers, like really? that dude, dentadad, always ram into bullets like a retard, he can't read a very simple patterns, also he stuck with a shitty weapon, and also sometimes skipped a decent power-ups for no reason. and the game not even on normal difficulty, it's always set to easy by default
maaaan, i just can't stay silent
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Now THIS was a fighting game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loard4rph8Y
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the only good fighting game is MK3U
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>>224436745
this guy overdosed on Monster Ultra
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>>224435561
>tfw you dropped watching hakusho
hunter is just much better
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>>224436882
Read the YYH comic a few months back. It's meh. Which is still saying a lot for Japanese crap, but still.
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gay
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>>224441490
Go Play Ketsui
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someone make a modded Ketsui that turns off the lock-on sound.
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>want to pick green in ddp because helicopters are sick
>don't like its shot type
just aestheticfag things.
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>>224445621
>tfw only one 2poo fangame this time
is this the end of the 2poo menace?
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how do we revive the shmup farm bros?
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>>224445906
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>>224446278
watch for signals.
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this is so weird
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Ok, got the novice clear. I wasn't prepared for a 2nd tlb and fuck this stupid ball phase and garegga lasers on stage 5

Still no idea how to score, just mashed the lock on button, gonna watch the stgweekly episode now and then I'll jump into stage 1 arcade normal scoring
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>>224447991
niga just get a dlc strategy guide
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>>224448338
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
copy monkey poster
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>>224447545
based comiket sluts and shameless virgins
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>>224447991
Good job.
And the difference in difficulty between novice and arcade is completely ridiculous. That shit made me realize I'm never going to beat that game.
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Now THIS is a replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRlAeGUB4VI
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>>224449828
lmao at you
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https://www.reddit.com/r/shmups/comments/96pf5k/a_guide_for_beginners_from_0_to_1all/
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>>224450221
just copy monkey lol
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can't clear CCWI fug dis
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>>224450221
What a nice and friendly guide you wrote. I should play more Satazius.
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>>224433358
>whats edgy about it?
It's tasteless design.
>Target for the weak points of fucking machine
Sounds like some edgy heavy metal retard wrote this.
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>>224449828
It's okay anon, I'm shit too. One day we will git gud.
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>>224451134
>aqua streaming gimmick

>>224453160
it's funny engrish so it's okay.
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>>224453517
>it's funny engrish so it's okay.
If you like games which are literally a joke, sure
I prefer a more sophisticated design though
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>>224453160
It's OK (((buddy))) you can barely see this in-game
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>>224453717
>sophisticated
(((Who))) is the edgy one here? lmao
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>>224453717
>I prefer a more sophisticated design though
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>>224453719
The fact that it's even in the game already says a lot about the philosophy of the production though.
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>>224453859
>donpachi too edgy for (((him)))
Do you also feel bad for watching dead cats in games?
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>>224453717
>I prefer a more sophisticated design though
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>>224450221
>but one interesting trick is that some games like DoDonPachi actually slow you down an extra amount if you grind against the bottom of the screen.
is this real?
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>>224447545
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>>224457721
>How do you wanna know?
press F to pay respect to my sides
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>>224457721
t. dumb memelord who doesn't even play these games
But sure, keep making fun of actual players, til the thread is completely void of them.
Also, stop spamming my twitch channel with your stupid meme retardation. Buzzy or whatever you called.
I want to have nothing to do with you tards.
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>>224457721
Enough fallen for the bait
Have a good day you cunt
Goodbye forever
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>>224458240
>says the guy that keeps shitting on Cee who has better scores than him in some of the games you both have played
>ungrateful of viewers and support
Yeah Buzzy stop watching this pedo
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>>224459132
>says the guy that keeps shitting on Cee
Where am I shitting on Cee? I always respected Cee for being an actual good player. He is an exception in this general here. He may be a jerk and often a shitposter, but at least you can still respect him, in contrary to people like you.
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Post Kraut's twitch I want to watch
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>>224458240
>I want to have nothing to do with you tards.
Tsun tsun, Klabby-chan...
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>tfw Kraut-kun won't interact with you on his chat
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>>224459330
>Where am I shitting on Cee?
You take every chance to make fun of him bud
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>>224459352
>>224459545
this triggers the kraut
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>>224459583
Complete bullshit. For you retardo, I am every second poster here anyway.
I barely even post here anymore, bevause it's nothing but dumb memelords anymore.
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newcomers should post their 1ccs/scores
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>>224459858
Isn't this you?
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/222559704/#222769038
Looks like you love to project your "twisting lying" tendencies onto others when you accuse me of that.
If you want more I could post them but I think you get the idea, stop demonstrably lying Klabautist.
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>>224458240
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>>224460643
lmao quality oc and filename
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>>224460338
>Isn't this you?
Yes, that is me. I already said that Cee is a jerk. Your point?
>project your "twisting lying" tendencies onto others when you accuse me of that
That is exactly what you are doing. You accuse every post you disagree with of being written by me, while at the same time whining about that I ostensibly try to manipulate people here to dislike you.

Now you accuse me of driving people like Cee away, when in reality I was the main poster here for Cee to actually come to these threads. When asked why Cee even posts here, I was the first person he mentioned as a reason.

Me and Cee had arguments here from the beginning, and he is clearly a jerk to me. But I still always had respect for him, because he is actually not dumb like people like you for example.
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i only come to these threads to watch kraut and retardo go at it so keep it up
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>>224459132
>who has better scores than him in some of the games you both have played
Also, if you compare the scores in games we played both played, it's actually pretty even.
You just have no idea and act like you know everything again.
He may be better at Guwange and Garegga (a game I hardly played anyway), or whatever, but I am still better at Satazius, Strikers and now also CCWI.
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>>224462839
chum said ur shit
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kraut can you stop being a whiny little girl for like 2 seconds jesus fucking christ
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>>224463051
chum also thinks photo 2hu games are good lol
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>>224463051
chum also thinks he is a superplayer for being good at MLP games
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>>224459132
Klabby is a good player, so his streams are fun to watch. I'd just like for all shmupals to get along. Unfortunately it seems like Kraut won't get over his grudge with you lying about your Strikers 2-ALLs.
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>>224464498
>lying about your Strikers 2-ALLs
if that was only the only thing retardo was lying about...
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>new poohou
>it's shit
>people act surprised
wew as if 20 years of SHITE poorjins wasn't enough of a warning
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dads are already getting bloodstained nerfed because it's too hard, lol

>Although we won't be able to work on every piece of feedback, we are going to pick up as many as we can and continue forward. Especially that wicked crate boss! We definitely need to nerf it.
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>>224466204
the 8 bit one? it looks pathetically easy, fucking dadshits
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>>224466294
No, the real one based off the beta demo they sent out a few weeks ago. As you might expect that was even easier than the 8-bit bloodstained.
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>>224466204
Expected nothing less from Koji Igarashi, the man that hated the challenge of a good Classicvania so he turned it into a Metroid clone with progress bullshit.
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>metroid style games needing nerfs
weeeeeeeeeew laddy, dads must be on the level of the cuphead game journalist
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dadshits rejoice
save states now work in groovymame
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>>224466723
desu I'm still going to get it, but I agree turning the series into a 2D adventure RPG was a fucking mistake.
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>>224466854
but dadshits reject using save states because "muh original hardware-only".
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>>224462839
i barely played garegga desu, batrider i did obv. Ccwi we didn't even play the same mode, you haven't beaten my boost clear? but whatever who cares.
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fact that retardo has no any score
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well you see the problem with garegga is you can't see the bullets
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>>224470071
who needs scores when you've 1cc'd tatsujin o, strikers and donpatch
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>>224473050
I need more farm drama. just shoot it straight into my fucking veins.
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kraut acting like only 2 people on here can score. there's probably quite a few of us. i used to post mine up on the farm but don't bother posting em anywhere now cos i don't care about being a e-celeb you peedo
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>>224474582
well pazzy poofinger used to post here and his scores are ridiculous.
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>>224474582
>i.e. no score
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>>224473987
poohoo fans SEETHING
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i've come to realise the only shmup i really enjoy is guwange, everything else bores me quickly and has no fun when you take away scoring but guwange just always pull me back and is fun.
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>>224473050
based chum better respond "yes"
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>>224475105
I GOT A SCOAR WITH YOUR MUM BIGBOI
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>>224474582
this. true superplayers keep their scores secret so copymonkeys don't steal their hard work
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post your replays bois i need to verify your scores
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>>224473050
if the shoe fits
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bob ross>kbt
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>>224475031
Cheater played on keyboard. Doesn't count.
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>tfw today I was having dinner with my family and accidentally called my dad a dadshit because he was talking about buying a new sofa
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>>224475319
>has no fun when you take away scoring
Without scoring Guwange is also pretty shit.
Only oldschool shmups are really fun without scoring.
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>>224486014
he deserved, fucking dadshit collector scum.
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>>224473050
damn, when even chum says it sucks, then it really must suck bad this time
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>>224486519
I think he's saying the criticism of the game is dogshit rather than the game itself.
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>>224486757
no, he is saying it's dogshit, that's why you shouldn't buy it
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>>224486757
He's calling the thread dogshit, he got mad because banana and someone else was making fun of the artstyle.
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>>224486923
>hurr don't spend money on this
>why?
>because it's shit
Yea, clearly calling anything but the game shit here...
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>>224487061
Well he's seems to be mad at them shitting on the artstyle regardless.
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>>224487370
doesn't change that he clearly calls the game shit himself now
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>>224486014
BASED
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>>224487457
Yeah you're right, the fucking idiots part just confused me.
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>>224486014
It happened to me the other day when my friends were talking about pre-ordering some PS4 shit and I called them dadshits. They were like "the fuck is a dadshit?" lmao.
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>>224487960
You doubled down and re-affirmed that they are dadshits, right?
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>trying this hard to interpret the divine words of a farmdad
get psychiatric help
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>>224488856
t. nyga
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>>224486014
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>>224488093
I explained the meme to them, but they're plebs so they didn't pay much attention
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>>224489345
wow, total fucking dadshits tbqh.
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>>224489434
I agree, maybe I should just call them dadshit again lol
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play xevious
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>>224491907
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I actually wanted to learn French at one point, because of Shmup.com.
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>>224496297
but everyone there speaks english...
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>>224496712
The elite forum is french-only.
It's full of dadshits anyway.
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>>224487960
based
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>>224172013
girly hands desu
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>>224496297
>learning french instead of japanese to get good at shmups
low ambition huh
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bump
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>>224491907
Xevious 3D looks really fun might play that
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>>224507065
You mean Xevious 3D/G? Yes it's unironically amazing.
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why is stage 5 always half the fucking game in cave shmups ffs
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>>224507253
That's the one, been listening to its OST for years but never played it myself
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jc
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>>224511230
cuhringe
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Stop talking retro games you dadshits
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>>224464659
Indeed, I don't like this genre at all nor never play it I'm just here for reasons
>>224473335
All lies, in fact what are those games?
>>224486078
>Only oldschool shmups are really fun without scoring.
Aren't you a lying fake retro hipster if you enjoy those for survival?
>>224511230
>NES port (of fucking course)
>minimizing slowdown and speedkilling bosses
fuck
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I want to learn french so i can be friends with SHMUPMAN
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i want to kill myself
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>>224519419
this
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>>224519419
Hang in there Ivan
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>>224519508
stop detecting me
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why japs like to collect such a shit?
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many hot girls at comiket this time
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>>224522210
why does anyone collect that shit?
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>>224522210
spiritually empty modern culture, you'll notice all ppl engaged in dire full time work conditions have a similar habit because thats how it works.. you feel down so you buy something, a week passes you feel down so you buy something else, you feel good for 2 days then down so you buy something else and so on.

It's donkey and carrot.
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>>224527036
perhaps they just like drawings of cute girls? the possibility is there...
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that last stage in gun frontier is a joke
no idea how onw should be able to consistently beat this shit
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>such as Armed Police Batrider: the more coins you'd insert, the harder the rank (difficulty) gets.


VR with this clueless disinfo again.
>>224527597
>oh boy here we go
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>>224527597
How do you wanna know?
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>>224528446
This isn't english, it's wrong and doesn't make sense.
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>>224528978
This isn't English, it's wrong and doesn't make sense.
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>>224529394
The message doesn't change with minor errors you fucking moron, that shit up there doesn't make ANY sense. You're literally asking "how do you want to know?" WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
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>>224529554
>>224457721
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http://www.restartsyndrome.com/user.php?user=304
this fucking doode...
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>>224529683
WHY HAS HE NOT BEEN BANNED?

he literally admits to being a cheat
>About:
All games are done with the use of save- states or some sorta scene- restaring like Raiden V Director's Cut. Except for the games that i don't really like.

>>224527427
then look them up for free on the net?
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probably because nobody gives a fuck about any of this shit
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>>224529920
he admit raiden score playing on practice difficulty, ie no bullets on screen
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>>224530051
kek wtf.
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>>224455287
that gives you slower horizontal movement in most games
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>>224531197
https://streamable.com/1kr3m
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>>224531740
Diagonal movement in 2D games is the horizontal/vertical movement divided by the square root of 2, because otherwise you end up with the 2 movement speed values combining and letting you move faster diagonally than you would either horizontally or vertically. Since there is no actual diagonal movement happening it just uses that smaller value you get when you divide horizontal movement by the square root of 2.
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Klabautism in the comment section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWieRmlIYr0

>>224532206
Indeed, good explanation bud. Still, I tried this in other games and it doesn't always work
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>>224455287
>is this real?
yes and it's annoying as fuck.
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>>224533154
Which games? It isn't hard to fix but I doubt many developers bother
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>>224533579
Tried Gradius II, speed is always the same in the corners.
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>>224533710
thats because its a hori you thick cunt, try it with tate games only.
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>>224533456
this is an advantages, you dip
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>>224533710
Based Gradius
>>224534225
It makes no difference whether it's a hori or vert, it's simple math and it will act the same no matter which side of the screen you hug. There are horis that have this same problem, like R-Type 1
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>>224534225
Happens in Gunbird
Doesn't in Mars Matrix (vert but not TATE)
Doesn't in Dogyuun (it IS TATE)
Happens in Progear (full hori)
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>>224534303
it isn't, it's shit.
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>>224534920
>Happens in Progear (full hori)
stage 4.
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>>224534998
Haven't cleared the game, what happens there?
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>>224534225
Happens in Gradius 1, 3 and 4
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>doesn't happen in Ikaruga
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>>224535290
How do you wanna OBJECTIVELY
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>>224535130
it scrolls up for the stage.

>>224535195
the thing with horis though is you rarely find yourself dragging the rims where in verts its common to be on the bottom which is why its shit as it happens when you don't want it to and fucks your movement.
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>>224535290
nice try kraut but i see through you


how do you wanna know?
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>>224535290
How will cavedrones ever recover......this is worse than not having curved lasers....
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This is avgns writing team...
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>>224536025
>snes is better than the genesis cuz muh jarpigs
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>>224536141
>tfw you are still a retard after playing for 30 yrs and have an sjw kike wife dominating your shit and millions you made by being a man child parody
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>avgns writing team...
>and THEN james you say "it sux donkey donut diaper dicks!"
>and add in a snes is better than genny line
>wew hard days writing, who's up for a pizza stack?
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>mm i best check with the kike i m-mean wife first.
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garegga steam when
sdoj steam when
futari steam when
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chum jail time when
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nearly new bread time boiz
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>>224538118
how do you wanna know?
edition
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New Thread: >>224538521
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>>224538545
>749
nigger
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>>224539586
I had to go before so just in case.
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>>224170289
that had to be an Aussie who posted that. absolutely based
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>>224541272
nope, brit
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>>224541327
basepilled
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>>224536141
>>224536828
why do you retards care about which cucksole is the best? They're all dadshit shit.
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>>224543258
True to an extent but it's still funny
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>>224543258
we don't you dumb cunt, learn to fucking read context sperglord.




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