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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink

>>224043294
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first for a dead thread
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>>224203313
Dotards?
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>clocked in 1500 hours and rank at guardian 1
Is it finally time to quit?
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What can I do for you today, dotard?
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Where is she?
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>>224203534
you either quit at Immortal or die trying
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>>224203639
before the update I had 1.5k MMR.
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>>224203534
idc mmr desu
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>>224203632
Pretty sure now that the 4th spirit is Shadow Spirit
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>>224203534
what were you doing for those 1500 hours
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has sheepsticked gone pro yet?
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>>224203313
she's so uncomfortable
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>>224205302
ruskie cameraman was chasing her lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWTjiF8Qsek
This video is fun.
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>win 4 games
>no sir, you've been winning too much
>enjoy this peruvian who feeds down mid
In the end, I'm the only constant right?
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how is willow balanced??
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>>224204145
>be sheepsticked
>gets too excited after watching TI
>makes a blogpost about how you want to become the first female pro player
>adds that you want to break the stereotype that women only play supports
>almost a year later
>still no progress
>still playing pubs with no effort
>Still not on the leaderboard
>starts playing with fortnite streamer's stack when he is streaming
>pajamas are getting smelly
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Behold the reason dota needs a balance patch BEFORE TI8:

>Pudge
>Enchantress
>Brood
>Meepo
>Necro
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>>224208921
>clarities
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>>224208921
>meepo
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>>224208921
None of those are broken, get good.
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Lanaya's cock

Think about it dotards
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>>224209486
Well, except for Brood. 100% gonna be most banned hero.
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>>224209863
>he doesnt know
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>>224210205
It's only you not knowing how to play against her. Icefrog even had to buff her. Brood on the other hand is the greatest suckerpick of this patch. You lose in the draft.
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>>224210381
you will see
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>>224203632
Ok ok ill post him

Suijin, the aqua spirit
Agility hero, Range.

>Q. Fluid remnant
Suijin creates a water remnants that takes 1 second to form in the ground. This remnant can be collected by allies and enemies (the fluid surrounds the hero). It applies half the values in a 200 aoe around the hero who took the remnant. The remnant has two forms: blue and purple (meant for water and poison respectively). The blue one give 5/10/15/20% Damage resistance and heals 10/16/22/28 over 10 seconds. Lasts the same amount. The purple ones do 12/18/24/30 damage and amplifies damage taken by 8/12/16/20% for 8 seconds. Remnants last for 15 seconds. Multiple remnants don't stack, it just refreshes the duration. Has 3 charges. Comes with a sub-ability: Nature change.

Mana cost: 50/60/70/80
Coolown (charges): 15 seconds.

*Additional information: Both debuffs are dispellable. Damage is magical. Amplified Damage depends on the damage amplified.

>Nature change
Changes between casting Blue or Purple remnants. 10 seconds cooldown. Default is blue.


>W. Cavitation
Suijin surges in both directions at 2800 speed to a maximum of 700/750/800/850 distance each jump: one to the casted point and the other with vector targeting. Suijin leaves a trail that pulls Enemies to the closest point to the trail. Enemies can cast spells and attack, it will just mess with their movement. The closer to the trails, the faster the pull will be. The trail lasts for 5 seconds. Cooldown is 25/20/15/10 seconds. Mana cost: 100.

*Additonal information: you can't escape the pull by walking, no matter the movement speed amount. Any other movement can help you escape (leap, blink, force staff, push, pounce, etc)
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>>224210574
>E. Oxidation
Passive. Everytime a hero hits Aqua spirit, it will gain a stack. Each stack reduces his attack damage by 6/7/8/9%, to a maximum of 30%, and reduces attack speed by 15%/20%/25%/30% (attack speed slow doesn't increase with stacks). Stacks lasts for 7 seconds. Duration refreshes if the enemy keeps hitting.

*Additional information: Only dispellable by strong dispells.

>R. Aqua cannon
Channeling. Suijin Casts a strong flow of water in front him, dealing 50/100/150 damage per second, reducing their movement speed by 30%/40%/50%, muting the heroes, and pushing away the heroes until the end of the flow. Heroes affected can't move to suijin. Push speed is 350, the width is 200 and the distance of the flow is 1500. Takes 1.5 second for Suijin to being able to rotate and change the direction of it (think phoenix sun ray but you can't move it inmediately). The movement speed debuff lasts for 2 seconds after leaving the aqua cannon. Casting cavitation ends the Aqua cannon. Casting Fluid remnant does NOT stop aqua cannon. Lasts for 6/7/8 seconds. Cooldown: 100/90/80 seconds. Mana cost: 200/250/300.

*Additional information: Technically dispellable by bkb if someone could cast bkb on you. So, repel. Damage is magical. Heroes won't be pushed down to a cliff, it just collides.

Talents
Level 10: 30 movement speed OR 6 armor.
Level 15: +90 damage OR +3 fluid remnant charges.
Level 20: +35 fluid remnant heal/damage OR +150 Aqua Cannon width
level 25: 40% cooldown reduction OR Suijin can rotate the aqua cannon inmediately and +0.5 turn rate
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>>224204145
based sheepstick poster
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https://twitter.com/AdmiralBulldog/status/1027800273555804161

Whats the W word?
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wtf
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>>224211284
he really is a baboon
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who is culween?
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>>224211249
Work. When asked why he was visiting he probably told them he was there for/to work
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don't get the sheepstick hype desu
watched her stream, she's not even hot and she's a fag to boot
mediocre doto skills and overall rather boring
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>>224211654
There isn't any hype. It's just one of those autistic beta orbiters spamming copypasta.
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>>224211249
>>224211284
TI is saved
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>>224211561
Thanks dude, i cant believe i found the answer here.
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>haven't paid any attention to dota in months
>go to the official site to find out TI start dates and times for events
>nothing listed
>click on the International link which take me to the battle pass page
>no dates or times anywhere on that page
>go back to main page where the international overview link is
>back to battle pass page
>there's nowhere to see on the official fucking Dota 2 page the dates and times of the TI events

Nice fucking game. Very professional.
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>>224211654
her strongest weapon is her body scent
one sniff and youre done
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>>224211249
>>224211284
>bulldog is actually a criminal
holyshit this is hilarious
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>>224212090
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement/

https://liquipedia.net/dota2/The_International/2018
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>>224211249
how can one man be this dumb?
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>>224212810
>http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement
Yeah, except you can't find that info from the front page and the dates are actually wrong. The group stages start 15th
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>tfw you have a quarry to settle
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POST YFW TI IS SAVED ONCE AGAIN FROM THAT FAT RETARD
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when will the frog nerf centaur?
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>valve hosts TI9 on the fucking antarctic so that bulldog can come
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>>224213838
the dumb bastard would probably joke about going drilling for oil and get banned
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>>224213087
2 years in a row

>>224213210
Does the little baby need mommy to hand feed his chicken nuggets too?
20th to 25th are the dates for the the main event. Group stage and main event dates are shown in-game and if you google "ti8" it will give you the liquidpedia link with all the info you will need.
>but valve is being unprofessional!
more at 11
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>>224211249
Absolutely based Canadians, TI is saved
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>>224211654
That russian chick is way better than sheep.
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>>224214893
which one?
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>>224214063
what video was this webm from again
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>games are literally decided by who gets heroes from this list: Brood, Zeus, Pudge, Enchantress, Rhasta, Visage

DROP A BALANCE PATCH NOW
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>>224215164
Make jungle viable
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>Its an axe who gets blademail before blink episode
>By the time he's useful its far too late.
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>>224215164
>nerf jungle for years
>people memefight
>nerf memefight gold
>nerf tower gold
>buff lane xp
>now only laning matters
I don't really see a way they change the meta without partially undoing something they've done. More memeback gold, more regular hero kill xp/gold, more jungle xp/gold. Some combination of that or they'll have to nerf denies.
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>>224215547
roll all the way back
delete talents
I want to go back to the good old days of 2 hour games
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>>224215610
Anywhere before 7.00 patch (Mankey Kang) would be good to me.
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>>224215725
That one before Drow ulti became this meme was pretty good.
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>>224215076
DAC. I can't find the video though.
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>>224211249
>bulldog gets cucked again
ayyyy lmao
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>yfw they invite pic related to replace bulldog
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>>224215725
>impossible to read cluttered shit piece
you have 40 iq
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>good behavior score
>still consistently and more often than not get mouth breathing third world sub 50 IQ nonhumans on my team while the enemy team has all the actual humans on it
You lied to me /d2g/
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>>224215820
Yeah I couldn't either, which is weird.
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>>224203479
why are they so this this year
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>just woke up
>just found out bulldog isn't going to TI8
tell me I'm still sleeping and this is just a dream dotards
I was actually really looking forward to seeing him on panel..
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>>224216821
ADMIRAL RETARD ISN'T ON THE PANEL SUCK IT GAYLORD
god this makes me so happy. I was so excited for this TI but bummed out that admiral faggot's faggoty queer pressence was gonna ruin it
and then THIS

O CANADA
OUR HOME
AND NATIVE LAND
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>>224215979
now... it's HER turn
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Can you still unlock lions immoryal style even after the compendium?
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>>224213087
the lesson is:
valve should hire talent earlier than they currently do so talent members who have been caught posessing drugs while travelling can deal with bureaucracy
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SPECULATION ON WHAT HIS CRIME WAS
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Based fucking Canada. Hopefully this will be the last time Valve bothers to hire that unfunny fuck.
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>>224211561
but he was literally there to work
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WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL
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>>224211561
So what did the immigration office guys tell him to fuck off because casting videogames isn't a real job
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>>224218686
can't be manslaughter
or driving ones he doesn't have a license
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>>224219335
>he doesnt have a license
>doesnt think thats a clear sign that he ran over a muslim immigrant at age 17 and got it revoked
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>>224217348
Please respond
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>>224217348
Once the compendium is gone, you can't gain any levels in it. I am not sure what you are asking but I think whatever answer you are looking for is no.
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I just love it when the last enemy team has Sniper in it. It's basically 3 on 2 the moment we fight.
Plus Underlord gimps Sven so hard
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>>224220181
You stupid faggot you have no clue what you're talking about. Shut the fuck up dumb cocksucker. Kill yourself.

>>224217348
Yes
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>>224220454
Based SEA monkey Underhollow poster!
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>>224220454
>a 1k shitter can win a garbage rng gamemode

just shows how trash it really is
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>>224208027
based smelly PJs poster
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>>224211249
thank god, one retard less
now if we could only boot no names like trent and faggots who get their yearly Ti check thanks to nepocracy people like lumi or pyrion flax
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>>224219335
Most likely weed.
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>>224221253
thought that was legal in canada now
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Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!
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Man grinding these 100 unranked games takes forever. I though the appeal of valve games (cs, dota) was that there wasnt any stupid shit like this
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>>224221597
unranked games are literally identical to ranked games in every way you just can't see what your e-penis number is exactly
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>>224221597
can't u just play turbo
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>>224221638
Yeah but the queue times are super long. Does turbo count because if not im donezo
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>>224221687
they're not long at all

are you sure you just didn't get sent to the shadow realm for being a toxic pos?
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>>224221402
Doesn't matter. He'd still have a weed possession conviction in Sweden and therefore a strike in his criminal record. Weed being legal in Canada now wouldn't change that. Assuming that's his offense, anyway.
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>>224221852
it's not legal until mid October and they go full force against it still until that arbitrary day

so it could be it
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how to brewmaster?
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>>224220805
>win the majority of my games
>this guy keeps saying "I-it's RNG, it h-has to b-be!!!"
lol
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>>224222029
never >you me again 1k trash
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>>224219335
>such as
Those are only EXAMPLES
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>>224219335
weed or theft. simple as that.
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>>224222023
phase soulring stick/wand in whatever order
blink vlads
rad if game calls for it
bkb sometimes/disk/aghs/ac it all depends on what the team needs

value point in haze for the lane

there's a bug where if u box your ult after you use it it'll select storm panda even though earth is first in the group
just hotkey it I guess. Make sure u use windwalkbackstab daamge it's a lot you can use it like twice if you hold vision/control on a person.

There's cute stuff you can do with dispel like take dust buff off or just kill summons/illus and stuff.

oh ye talents
I like damage
then clap slow
atk speed is nice if u go like radiance since u can click them but sometimes u need the hp or ur ult is useless

25 one just go split if it's good and don't if it's not. You'll know if ur things are dying too fast
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>>224204145
I want to cum all over Sheepsticked's feetpussy!
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>>224222553
oh ye get a gem sometime after radiance or after vlads/blink if ur not doing radiance.

earth panda holds truesight buff
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>>224222553
>vlads in current year

do not listen to a single word this man has said
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>>224222716
you can do the helm dom treads stuff I think s4 does that but it's much more common to do vlads I think. I'd say execution is easier also.

3 random recent games played by good players

33 - vlads
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4052028597

tavo
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4050560889
vlads again

another 33 vlads game
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4050330248

MC - LOL
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4050068161/builds
no comment

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4046449027
xnova
neither

he's not really a 3 player though.
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>>224218984
>>224219112
He didn't apply for a work visa, he applied for a travel visa. To apply for a work visa Valve would have to submit documents too and well in advance of when they announce the talent which means they would need to decide way sooner every year. So they probably tell all the foreign talent to lie to the border patrol since they'll only be in the county for a few days.
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>>224215268
Unironically this.
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>>224211249
wigger
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>Bulldog jokes about black people stealing stuff all the time
>now gets cucked for theft when he was 8y old
Ebin.
Fatty must have stolen a burger or candy
Or monster xD
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Enemy picks a very push-heay lineup (Pugna, Chen and NP), what offlaners do you pick to wave-clear ?
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>>224216252
>Normal behaviour
>Getting shitters
>C behaviour
>Getting shitters who leave
You can't escape dude
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>>224223706
this reading comprehension
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>>224223865
Uberman
Timber
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>>224221638
Lmao.
Unranked is literally tryhard stack abusers or smurf fest. Good luck trying to play it especially solo
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>>224223901
He literally says this.
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>>224223182
Afaik they also have a limited amount of work visas they can use per year. If they gave one to everyone working at TI, they'd run out. Only way they can do it is to get people to lie at the border or hire mostly US residents to handle the event which would limit the talent pool by a lot.
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>>224219335
>dangerous driving makes you criminally inadmissible

jesus fuck
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>>224224149
Make them all work from home with Videochat.
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>>224211249
Fucking baboon
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>>224224149
Valve has enough money to build an artificial island in the middle of the Pacific and then have it seeded with vegetation and then have an arena built on it.
No more need for VISAs and shit
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Bulldog is the dumbest successful person I can think of.
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Does roshan does rve husbudejjk(kkk
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>>224225035
>LE HES DUMBBBB
he did something stupid EIGHT years ago, who cares
i'd say last year was him fucking up, but this year it's just unfair and unlucky
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>>224225068
wtf seizure
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>>224224029
>play one game as safelane carry
>support has brain damage and just farms jungle all game, someone picked techies, enemy team is smurfs on broken heroes, we lose
>play second game as mid
>safelane carry is a 322 artist with brain damage and makes an item build that was last viable half a year ago, someone picked techies, enemy team is smurfs on broken heroes, we lose
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>>224224868
Or just hold it in Europe, but they don't want to travel anywhere.
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With the power of AR/VR couldn't they meme bulldog into the tournament anyway?
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>>224221253
he is fat, autistic and had no friends in highschool.

he is straight as an arrow.
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>>224223868
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>>224225149
>it's widely known canada are hard asses when it comes to visa's
>don't apply for visa a few months in advance when you know you've donw something that would bother them
it's all on him
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>>224225149
It's deserved in any case.
Any crime you commit, you must face lifelong consequences
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Atos on Techies
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>>224225441
>Any crime you commit, you must face lifelong consequences
you're joking right
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>>224225035
90 days seems enough time
if he gets rejected the 1st time, there is nothing he can do

somehow he managed to get paid last year, and probably this year too
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Is the predictions bracket locked? I'm just getting this error. Did I fucking miss it again? Why do they close it so early?
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>>224225569
>"dude us young people and dumb mistakes amirite XD"

youre living trash you know that?
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>>224225526
Euls Spectre
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>>224225634
nah it's been broken for like last month
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>>224225441
>>224225639
I bet you never went above the speed limit, right, autist-kun?
Wrong board btw, >>>/pol/
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>>224225634
And I forgot the image.
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>>224225719
>implying he drives
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>>224225308
>ranked is literally no different
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>>224225707
Thanks.
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>>224225569
Why should I be?
In times where all morals are gone and some crimes are even cheered at only a hard punishment is right.
Justice above everything.

>>224225719
Nope, never.
>inb4 I didn't see the sign, it was accidental.
How can you be dumb enough to not see the speed signs?
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>>224225639
what exactly do you think bulldog did 8 years ago that should have us treat him like a criminal now, criminally inadmissible to canada

and i dont even like the guy, but wrong is wrong
>>224225964
that's clearly not justice
he probably did some weed, big deal
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thanks mr sniper tips, but next time I'll just buy necronomicon again.
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>>224225964
>In times where all morals are gone and some crimes are even cheered at only a hard punishment is right.
>Justice above everything.
You should try leaving the basement every now and then
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>>224226045
Weed is an illegal and dangerous drug.
The fact it's so popular doesn't make it a less severe crime than taking Heroin or whatever.
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>>224206849
she can't afford to buy items that don't make her ball harder.
Willow's main weakness is that she's paper and despite this she wants to be in the middle of the teamfight, if you can wait out the Shadow Realm, you can easily burst her.
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what's up with the bulldog situation
can someone fill me in?
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>>224226319
bulldog no TI
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>>224226319
dodged second TI in row because he will still get paid anyway
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>>224226319
Turns out he is charged with sexual harassment in the past and cannot attend TI because of it.
Apparently he groped a 17y old.
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>>224226337
ok good
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>>224225906
Ranked is way less fucked up.
Most people playing unrank doesn't even seems to care about winning
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>>224226153
What are the dangers that consuming weed and heroin include?
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>>224206849
she's not.
>>224226237
>t. herald
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>>224226393
based
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>>224226319
started paperwork 90 days ago, today his visa was denied for criminal record (probably dui or drugs)

he probably getting paid anyway

>>224226319
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>>224226415
Besides the dangers for your health they negatively affect your mind, you become detached from reality and a potential that to any other person because you lost all control over yourself.
It's the same with alcohol but unfortunately it's not punished.
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>>224226417
idk, m8 I only play her mid and the hard truth is that you eventually snowball into a wall unless you keep buying aggressive items.
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>>224225341
I'd rather have a real-life Jurassic Park, except with Dota heroes
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>>224226153
it is illegal and can be dangerous, but not very dangerous

go drink some coffee and alcohol at the same time, you'll be a very very dangerous person in a couple of hours, and completely legal
>>224226415
weed makes you dumber (temporarily?) and some people get psychotic while on it
heroin is very addictive and high risk as far as OD is concerned, besides it's injected so you get heart issues, it's bad
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>>224226532
t. the bald right hand of Allah, Kuroky.
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>>224226716
KKY is the Sword of Allah, get your nicknames right.
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>>224226793
No, that's Miracle "If I can see her shoulder I'll hit her with a boulder" al Middha ibn Muslimi.
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>>224226950
No, miracle is the Fire of Allah.
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>>224227031
WRONG
That's GH also known as "The philosophical muezzin of Lebanon".
In one of his recent interviews he said:
"Worry is a misuse of Allah's blessings. Probably Muamar Sayed Abuzedhan ibn Kanthmet al Saud Ahmedin Muhammad IV."
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uhhhhhhh anyone else notice something off about the new VP logo? reminds of me something, but I can't quite place my finger on it....
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>>224227238
how to forget,
I still remember tobi whining because bullcuck ti7 paycheck was bigger than his
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>>224227308
Gh is a pure Christian maiden.
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>>224227540
Thanks Doc.
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>>224204145
yikes
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>>224227585
What
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>player count deader than ever
>dota network still down
nice game dotards
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>>224227930
>autograph treasures
bullcuck made more money than any english/slav talent without attending the event
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>>224227540
joker
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>>224227585
Lol, do you have a link?
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>game coordinator
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why is liquid green now

i get why vp has the new colors, because of sponsorship, but liquid and all its esports teams have been blue and now, suddenly green

is it some environmentalist message or what
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>>224215725

Serious question. Why did they remove the indication of your magic resistance?
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>tfw 15 hour work shifts leave me no time to play dota
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>>224228554
time to quit your job and go pro then
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>>224228965
*eulses faggot*
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>no day9
>no bulldog
>ppd playing
good start to TI8
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>>224228995
i still rather have hyuck than retards who get their yearly TI welfare like lumi or pyrion flax
at least hyuckposting was fun
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>>224229092

>>224228990
*linkens*
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>>224229094
you are a fucking moron
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>>224229205
>hating on /ourhyuck/
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>>224229151
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>After a total of 93 Days, 14 Hours The International 2018 is $5,434 (0.02%) ahead of The International 2017.

RIP DOTA

how will you remember her
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>>224229506
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/6/6a/Spir_kill_04.mp3
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>>224229693
Who even bought the compendium?
Honestly I am certain Valve is rigging it with either fake numbers or Gaben personally gives millions into it such that he can claim every year: Dota is on the rise! It's alive!
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what happens when you tip in lobby
you lose the tip but you don't get the bp?
or you don't lose the tip and they don't get the bp
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What are some fun bugs to abuse to tilt Peruvians?
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> U S A
U S A
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>>224229834
>>Who even bought the compendium?
I did, I wanted the Phoenix taunt at lvl 1.
>check and see that there's an extended version of the same taunt but at level 400 or something
and now I feel like I got cheated
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>5 days to TI8
>bracket predictions still locked
>no group stage info, cant make any fantasy teams

come the fuck on valve
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>>224229693
This battle pass was fucking shit anyway. There were HUGE swathes of level padding on it. TI7's battle pass you could get all of the important shit, all taunts, arcane IO, kunkkas immortal at level 315

in order to get everything of note that isn't the aegis and roshan figure, you need to get to level 615
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>>224226125
that's beautiful
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>>224226125
>those hero damages, kill numbers, networths
How long did that game last? Looks like you made a lot of people suffer with that hg defence build, based.
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>>224227704
yeah maybe if every asshole stopped feeding down mid when they saw her on their team she might have carried on playing that league.
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>>224230269
literally who?
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>tune into gorgc's stream
>he's bitching about his team
classic
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How the fuck do I get a relic on element arena.
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Who are the top safelane carries in this meta
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Is this the year my nigger ice3 wins a ti?
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>>224233083
From best to worst:
Me
Ramzess
Matu
RTZ
EE
*SHIT*
YOU
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>>224233083
miracle
ramzes
matumbameme
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>>224233183
>>224233276
I meant heroes in dota
My bad
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>>224233083
Dunno but Clinkz is great on offlane.
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>>224233490
>*stuns you*
oops hahaha seems you died lmao
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Should I make a new thread to talk about Dota Mods?

What the fuck do I do on element arena.
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Are heroes with little to no burst damage bad in low rate pubs? I feel like most of the time if you don't pop enemy mid or carry in 2-3 seconds you're fucked cause teammates would rather chase offlaner or supports instead of finishing enemy farmers
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>>224233946
Lina is dogshit and she only got burst damage
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>>224225526
>Buying the more expensive version of Euls on a hero that needs mana regen and intelligence
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>>224231537
A bit over an hour.
Troll ragequit about 5 minutes in when I killed him twice and had three levels on him.
I forgot how much fun playing mid was.
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>>224233575
*uses strafe and skele walk as stun is coming*
heh straight like an arrow bitch too easy
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Dota 2 has lost
>Soe
>James
>Bruno
>Draskyl
>Ayesee
>Nebula
>lily
>Llama
>anneedroid
>merlini
>Maelk
>Basshunter
>Lumi
>Maut
>Polina
>Sujoy
>Brohard

and soon Kaci and Daryl and the Bogdans and the Mutts and Macroing Monkeys

sad
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>>224229094
>at least hyuckposting was fun
tru dat
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>pick specter
>lose
Why can't I do anything right bros? I usually just blame supports but it can't be their fault every game... Fuck.
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>>224235396
Have you tried hitting creeps in a lane till you get six, then paying attention on the map to where you can get kills and using ult accordingly?
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>>224235396
what did you lane against
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>>224235396
stop watching anime
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>>224235451
Different stuff. Last game it was bristle treant.

>>224235449
Tried? Yes. What, in my mind, goes wrong is that supports tend to leave me to fend for myself before I get aquila/10 if we do good or even in lane, while the enemy keeps laning so I barely get to hit a creep from level 10-20.

>>224235473
No.
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>>224235746
What items do you have at that point?
You do realize you have a hp regen talent at that point so laning isn't hard at all.
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>win so many unranked that my div 3 ass gets matched with div 7 champs and girl streamers
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>>224235839
That's why I said level 10 at which point I can sustain and actually grow on my own (even if I think it's better to keep the lane secure as long as we can). I like treads-aquila-radiance, but I sometimes get bullied into going vanguard blademail even if I think it's pointless in pubs. I mean, if people can just ward my lane for 5-10 minutes longer I can get radiance and outfarm everyone without trying. Why make it hard for me and by extension yourselves by rushing it?
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>>224236025
ward your own lane bitch if they won't do it for you
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>>224236025
Maelstrom into Diffusal
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>>224235919
i guarantee this is some ivan larping
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>>224236025
>still farming the deadlane after 10 minutes

PROMOCODE BSJ
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>>224236340
Judging by his anime picture and his troubles he's likely in low mmr where lanes remain static up to and beyond 15 minuites
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>>224236492
this is so sad

can we kill all weebs
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>>224236340
Hey, I can farm anywhere. Point is someone has to let me. People in my pubs seem to have this idiotic idea that heroes grow with time instead of farm. So when they sac the "deadlane" and TP to nuke out the other ones where the fuck do I go?
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>>224236540
JUNGLE SMALL CAMP
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>>224235919
>name contains "miss" / "princess" / "queen"
>name contains at least one heart
>profile picture is a girl, usually with hidden face
>has a cm arcana displayed on profile
>steam showcase has various pictures of female body parts
>steam bio has some bullshit about not accepting friend reqs / amazon wishlist
>either plays support or spams mid invoker
>won't talk at the start of the game, uses team chat and types a lot of emotes
>as soon as game goes wrong uses voice-chat to flame, sounds like a 30yo russian alcoholic

Every. Single. Time.
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Can you sustain jungle farm with HotD still?
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>>224236282
>>224236674

she used her mic the entire time, demanded solo offlane doom

they wouldn't let me mid because 0-9 bloodseeker was div 7 and I was div 3

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4051138796
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NEW jungle camp, spawns at the hard camp:
>2 Bandit Ogres with 700HP each, 45 bounty each
>has 2 Passives:
>Robbery: 5% chance to steal 30 gold on attack
>Bloodbath: 15% Cleave
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>>224237190
>normals isn't a true test of skill
dotards BTFO yet?
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>>224237501
lmao eat this with doom and build attk speed
it's even better if you have no dmg but have like a rhasta on your team

do you steal gold from radiant/dire from hitting buildings also?
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>>224237501

make robbery a melee cast weak midas and we fix all the 40 min jungle builds
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>>224237602
No no, only works on right click.
Number can get adjusted to either higher % or more good stolen. Keep in mind they can steal your gold too when you fight them.
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ti7 meta was objectively better than this
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>>224238451
t. kuroky
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>>224238451
ofc it was
ti7 had stats right

Skilling stats and then swapping
skilling 1 spell and stats
living from a DoT because you skilled stats
builds where you go 1-1-1 and then just stats

I miss that shit.
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>>224238451
>>224238629
>see my dual offlane get thier shit kicked in by one weaver while we get trilaned on safe
I hate this meta
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>>224238763
>ti7 had stats right
no faggot
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>puck is a pretty lady!
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>>224238763
>stats
I miss the "core warlock solo mid with his op as fuck true damage DoT + stats" meta
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>>224238915
>true damage
hi lolbab
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>>224237501
Make robbery an Aura that works for any allied unit including creeps.
5% to steal 2 gold or so.
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>>224236674
there's an immortal player on the aus server that's a girl and only some of those and plays safelane cores. she also doesn't flame or tilt and is very cute. I'm in love with her honestly we also have about a 65% winrate when we match together
https://twitter.com/magicnzdota
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>>224239085
TRAP
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>>224239164
https://www.twitch.tv/magicnz
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>>224239085
>immortal player on the aus server
so 4k on any other server?
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>>224239261
>pos 1
DROPPED
Real women belong to the offlane, where they can support me while i carry them to victory with the chadest heroes
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>>224238763
>it had stats right.
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>>224239324
ti3 winner and like 8k mmr admiral bulldog cannot win a 3k pub against australian players this is fact
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>>224239261
cant show his dick on twitch
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>>224239062
It was true damage in Dota 1 newfag. And that meta I was referring to was also in Dota 1, and didn't last long after Warlock's release before they nerfed him.
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>>224239840
>playing warcraft ever
hello blizzdrone
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Lads I haven't played/followed anything dota related in like a year. Last thing I remember was those two heroes being added, but even that was a little after I stopped playing.

What's been happening in the 'scene'. And anything important I should know before playing again?
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>>224239840
it was chaos damage in dota 1 newfag.
And there was pure damage, and there was composite damage and there was(still is but undirectly) HP removal.
Newfag.
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How do you swap wards with quick cast? I typically have them on slowcast, but they sometimes end up in the wrong place and would be nice to know.
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>>224240235
Yeah: don't.
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>>224240235
2-1-2
early game is all that matters.
late game pos1 with the exception of spectre are shit.
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>>224240235
Have you ever scene one of those sci fi shows where they travel to the end of time and the universe is dying? That's the dota scene right now.
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you hold alt and press hotkey or u can manually click the actual item slot like some sort of animal
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>>224240337
>>224240367
kek whats so bad about it?

>>224240360
did they finally get of the comeback meme gold then? Last I remember early game didn't matter at all
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>>224240238
>it was chaos damage in dota 1 newfag
No it wasn't you idiot. Chaos damage was a physical damage type that doesn't get type resistance against any armor type. Dota 2 renamed true damage to pure damage.
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>>224240710
removed? yes but for all intents and purposes, its not that much different nor better. Fuck off immediately.
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>>224240710
the games better than ever I just don't want to run the risk of having you in my game.
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>>224240537
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>>224240252

>How do you swap wards with quick cast? I typically have them on slowcast, but they sometimes end up in the wrong place and would be nice to know.

Use whichever ward you have available first. That way you can use the one you're trying to use.
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Holy SHIT axe is busted this patch
Every patch he's either complete garbage or ridiculously OP
He's legit game ruining playing against him
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>>224240252
Self-cast. You can do that by moving your mouse over the hero portrait and press the quick cast button
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>>224211249
Based leaves. The day of the rake has been postponed.
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>>224211249
>that autistic fat retard wont be at TI8

thank GOD
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>>224225435
Yeah, he should've applied to go to canada before TI was announced to be in Canada and before he was announced to be part of it
Retard
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>>224241725
it was announced to be in canada like last year
he was gonna go either way so why not get a good head start?
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>Bulldog got denied by customs again
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>>224211249
>>224241632
O CANADA
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>you can see the exact moment the burgers wake up and they begin to discuss the latest news
god i hate you fags so much
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>>224241912

third world salt is best salt
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Alright Canada now do Sir Actionslacks...and Redeye...and ODPixe
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>>224241912
>SEETHING yuroshitter has his narrative of only USA having tough visa requirements obliterated
SUCK MY BIG AMERICAN COCK
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>>224240760
took me forever to find a website with old guides.
http://www.dotabuilds.
com/hero/aiushta-enchantress.html

This is patch 6.61
Notice how impetus is pure damage?
Same story with spectre and OD
Everuthing's pure.
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>>224242076
canada is basically USA but with abetter president and some french people
it's all the same shit really
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>>224242076
And yet TI is still held in Canada and not the US. Must suck to be American
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Who's quitting their Dota 2 career to go pro at Artifact when it comes out?
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Whatever happened to that hero tripfag
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>>224242248
I'm going to be a niche game streamer of Dota 2 when everyone leaves and I'll be the only westerner left.
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>>224242184

>canada
>better president

I remember when canadian currency was twice as strong as the us dollar

oh and getting called a third world country in terms of isps yeah
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>canadian shooting

FLUFFNSTUFF
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>>224242248

>dota
>career

>card game

i'm just glad pc gaming is dead, long live the ipad future
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>that time of the day when mimado pretends to be american
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no bulldog
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>>224242537
>turk
>jordanian
>bulgarian
>leb
>mongol
>this is a european team
L O L
O
L
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>>224242537
So Liquid obviously won the water major. But which team is Valve foreshadowing with green meme crystals?
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>>224242738
they're a german team though you retard?
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>>224242776
Search your feelings
You know it to be true
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>>224242776
VP
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>>224242891

chinks are so fucking gay
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>>224242184
canada will be down the shitter in like 10-15 years
t. yuro
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>tfw sub 2k mechanical skill
>but 8-9k game knowledge
Artifact will be MINE
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>tfw 9k mechanics and knowledge
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>>224225964
>this guy unironically believes he is batman
holy shit autism
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>>224244237
Based
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Can we get Visa issues for Lumi and Pyrion too? Please Canada.
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the crime bulldog spoke about was probably running over an immigrant that was trying to enrich him
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Thoughts on value point ice path? I'm too dumb to read dotabuff winrates. Seems pretty fucking useless to me though.
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>>224244946
i usually get it at 4, mostly to cancel tps and if im roaming mid
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>>224244946
It can potentially prevent "just tp out lmao", but fuck it just go full greed with 4-0-4-0.
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>>224244946
I remember some immortal level streamer going on a 5 minute rant about people who don't level ice path. I have no idea how good it is but people will blame you for everything if you don't have it from what I've gathered.
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>>224245103
Yes, people love complaining about my no stun build. Like, everyone* knows that icepath should be leveled last, but I'm trying to figure out where to fit in the value point. I don't think it's anywhere before level 3 though. Other spells just too good, man.

*not everyone
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>>224240760
Imagine having this much pride onlu to be proven wrong
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I'm actually mad Bulldog isn't going. He's funny and very knowledgeable about dota. He deserves to be their way more than most of the invites.
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>>224205532
it should be a crime to have feet that beautiful
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>>224244946
yea I think you should get it
jakiro can honestly do any skill build depending
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>>224245496
Fuck off Henrik
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>>224245496
I don't mind Bulldog but he's not a good panelist. He has a hard time picking on what people are saying and contributing to discussions. Guess he's just too used to being the only one talking, so he typically ends up making some "meme" joke instead of answering questions or prompts.
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>>224245653
>He has a hard time picking on what people are saying and contributing to discussions.

Yeah, it's called AUTISM.
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>>224245904
Maybe. It's probably also being ESL and not particularly experience with the situation. Talking about video games is also a skill. It's not enough to just know the game well.
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>>224245496
>very knowledgeable about dota
yes
>funny
no
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>>224245496
>reeeee who will say NA lul now?
>who will verbalize twitch emotes for us
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if you see a skinny dota player you know they're on adderall

so what happens to esports when they ban it?
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>>224245496
imagine having this much of a shit opinion

normal panelist:
>kpii is one of the most efficient players on Nature's Prophet when it comes to the laning stages. Even though he had a clear disadvantage, he managed to break even, by utilizing treants to their full potential but also thanks to Faith's rotations.
admiral retard (fat autist):
>YEAH I WOULD HAVE 7 KILLS BY THEN KAPPA. BUT HIS LANE WAS PRETTY BAD FEELSBADMAN. BUT FAITH CAME TO GANK SO HE GOT A KILL POGCHAMP
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>>224247483
4Town
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>Build the ultimate rat Nature's Prophet
>Support doesn't bother buying any wards or detection for Clinkz or TA
>My team seems to not realize there are buildings you can attack in this game
>Still solo carry, ratting in every fight
>Take mid towers, and throne in less than 30 seconds with my chad 25K networth only 30 minutes into the game
>Enemy can barely react before I fell them while my retarded team wanders around the jungle doing nothing
Feelsgoodman
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>>224241220
Axe is good if you play him like a normal person. if you max Helix (against anything less than 4 melee) and Call, you might as well let your team go on playing 4 v 5, they got better chances at winning.
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>>224247623
why are you posting that pathetic building damage
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>>224247623
What position are you supposed to play NP these days? Offlane?
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>>224247243
she should be BLACKED
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>>224247779
I jungled, got a 5 minute midas/aquila, then rushed shadow blade and mjollnir
>>224247750
Wasn't able to take top tier 3s or any other racks, just all the other towers with mid racks and ancient. The other team was close to throning us because my team seemed to not understand how to play the game.
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>>224230320
>not getting the Battlepass for the baller as fuck Omni taunt
LMAO
Imagine shoving Omni's crotch in the enemy's face every chance you get
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>>224247951
What shit tier mmr are you?
Everytime I furion I get countered by at least 2 ennemies
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>>224248245

this

np went from my most played to least played because anything outside of 1k you get clicked to death by 3 clowns
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>>224248116
forgot pic
Yes, he moves around floating like that
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>penultimate battle in Cavern Crawl before I get the Skywrath's hat
>win with the Undead in 13 minutes in turbo
>nothing happens as if I didnt win at all
what the fuck is this, is it because people disconnected (from both teams)?? I don't think there was even a message that the game was safe to leave so I'm really puzzled about this shit
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As a relatively new player, am I right to think that Sniper, tinker, and anti-mage are complete cancer?
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>>224248636
Tinker yes, Andymage and Sniper suck balls
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reminder we could have had this cute shota as phoenix
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Are you hyped yet dotards? Less than one week till the next one piece chapter!
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>>224248881
>could have had /ss/ between winter wyvern and phoenix
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>>224248307
Even in fucking 1k enemy just need to camp hg full warded and boom you are dead.
Good luck trying to convice your "team" to push another lane while they are jungling because "lul np took towers we got avantage".
I'm fucking sick of it, losing game with np with 600 gpm and 9k tower damage Clinkz.
Sorry to vent but NP is the 30yo boomer pusher, "back in my days you could jungle midas and solo throne", no wonder why his winrate is horrific, from 1 to 5k+
>>224248636
>Sniper
Annoying but he's still a counter magnet, and axe being a top pick today...
>Tinker
Agree, but only if you meet a decent tinker
>AM
depends, if he got not enough farm he sucks balls, unlike Spectre aka press R to get radiance faster
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>>224248636
you're right in the sense that they're the heroes you really have to go out of your way to address during picking phase and itemization. otherwise those three aren't particularly favored in the meta (except maybe tinker).
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>>224248881
new heroes when
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>>224247391
Liquid and VP continue to dominate
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>>224249478

miracle has been on adderall for years my dude
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>>224249478

>RUSSIANS
>NOT DOPING TO ALL HELL TO WIN A COMPETITION

LOL
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icymi https://twitter.com/aka17uu/status/1027952647381237761
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why should adderall be banned
they can be on meth for all i care, i just want action action action

same goes for physical sports, no holds barred
they already have access to meds and doctors a regular person has no access to anyway
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>>224247929
No!
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>>224249863

modifying your body chemistry is no different than modifying your game client

both can give you an edge
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>>224249585
It's ok, they still have the big boy trio

>>224249726
It's just Ramzes, they'll be ok
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daily reminder that Gorgc openly endorses Pugna being a cute girl so he probably lurks here.
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Why are there no black Dota 2 pros?
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>>224249863
>Why don't we advertise illegal drugs which have severe negative effects by letting role models take them, and create an environment where you have to harm your health to succeed?
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>>224250072
>modifying your body chemistry is no different than modifying your game client
you should read that 10 times in a row and realize that modifying yourself as a player is not the same as modifying the game and its basic mechanics and rules

those things are not the same - are you going to ban going to the gym too? that can give you an edge too
>>224250229
esports players will be fine, addy isn't that bad - a couple of months of detox
high level athletes are already on legal meds and damage their bodies
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give me one (1) reason to not pick Mireska every game
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>Being this fucking retarded
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>>224250210
Dota 2 is the Swimming of esports
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>>224250210
because all the black video game addicts play fighting games and fifa
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>hahahe we have two racks lets meme
>die 50 times solo
>can we go together?
>no
>lost
>OMG THROW
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>>224250429
because you dont want to own too hard and make everyone pick her
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>>224250410

>maphack changes the basic mechanics and rules
>macros change the basic mechanics and rules
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>>224247243
based
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>>224250802
>>maphack changes the basic mechanics and rules
yeah, retard
fog of war, you know what that is, kid?
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God I fucking hate this game so much. Why is my brainlet sniper mid asking me where my farm is when our """"support""" are running around with midases and buying ult sticks instead of vision sticks. Like, I'd suck a dick to get that "retarded" es who just walks in and uses his spells poorly than our IO that's off god knows where tethering a catapult.
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When is Slacks going to transition?
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>>224249473
sometime between halloween and christmas like in '16 and '17, 3 heroes this time theyre upping the ante every year
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>>224250775
too late, I picked her again
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>>224248636
antimage is bad
tinker and sniper are op
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>>224250904
again?
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>>224250895
scuuuuummmm gaaaaanng
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new lowdowns are up https://www.youtube.com/user/dota2
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>>224251045

wait, which gender is Slacks supposed to be currently?
>>
Anyone else just not feeling the hype this year?
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What supports should I be playing this patch?
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>>224250429
Because she is a slut!
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>>224251367

you're getting old

dota is doomed since kids won't play it and adults get too old to keep up the 1 hour matches
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>>224251496
she is in a 5 way relationship with someone, after all
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I want a face full of CM butt!
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>>224251441
Play Mireska!
She's cute!
She's the best!
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>>224251441
CM
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>>224252231
Haha imagine if she forced you to lick it, that would be gross haha
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5 days til TI8 Group Stages
10 days til TI8 Main Event
$23,868,230
There are 15 Days, 13 Hours until crowd funding for The International 2018 ends.
96.3% funded versus The International 2017: $24,787,916

https://youtu.be/ef5AsJl71jk
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>>224250210
Because they can't win the game just for being black

Also, do you really want literal niggerfaggots like this playing and potentially winning tournaments?
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>>224252510
her asshole probably tastes like a snowcone
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>>224203534
Tell us matches played, steam hours mean nothing.
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>>224253082
if people are so upset about a black furry faggot winning everything why don't they just beat him?
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>>224221597
>man, why cant I just jump into ranked as a noob and ruin everyone else's games?

Fuck off, it should be a 500 unranked games minimum, and it should exclude turbo
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>>224253641
They let him win since he's marginalized
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>>224253273
Id lick it clean desu
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>>224253082
>tfw im goichi
>tfw i put in blood,sweat, and tears into a dbz fighting game
>tfw practice my heart out for the biggest tournament of the year, EVO
>tfw travel half way across the world to las vegas for evo
>tfw I make it out of pools
>tfw I make it to top 8
>tfw i make it top 4 but losers bracket
>tfw I go to grand finals
>tfw I win a set to tie everything up
>tfw this nigger wants to pause everything for a side switch,killing my momentum
>tfw I get bodied next set
>tfw I lose first place to a fucking furry.
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>>224253824
So you're saying if I pretend I'm an ftm wheelchair bound downie I can win EVO?
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can sirActionFags for a minute stop being so obnoxiously "jolly"???

if he were any more reddit, his preferred pronoun would be "Https"
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>>224253863

it's only fitting a black guy wins a fighting game
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>>224253930
y*kes....
can you keep thorin posting to your dead game general please.
Oh wait ahahahahahahaa OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NON O THERE ISN'T ONE
Cunt.
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>>224254028
i literally never even played CS:GO, or whatever his game is.
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>>224253930
slacks only knows how to socialize from watching 90's comedy movies
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Didn't someone post a while back a list of words you could send to a person in china that could get their internet shut down for a while? after like 8 fucking games in a row of this shit I'm just tired of this
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>>224254028
based af
redpilled too
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>>224254120
>he doesnt spam chinese emotes to the chinks to exclusively piss them off
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lanayas feminine penis and feet
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>>224254120
blast winnie the pooh theme song on your mic
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>>224254120
六四事件
now fuck off gweilo
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>>224254120
how the fuck are you in the same game with Chinks
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>>224254280
there's tons of chinks in europe and america
all the rich fucks come here to study on daddies money
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It's honestly great how Valve added special effects to -all- of Jugg's default cosmetics when you use the Jugg arcana.
The visual effects don't carry over if you use his other cosmetics.
This way you have a reason to not just cover him up with whatever garbage you've been putting on him, and just keep him pure.
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>want arteezy to win
>dont want NA to win
what do I do? kill myself?
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>>224226532
All drugs should be legal, welfare/state run programs for addicts should be abolished, let people destroy themselves if they must, let people seek help if they actually want to fix themselves and let people choose to help others rather than be enslaved to them
Punish people when they hurt others, not because you think they maybe might hurt others
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>>224254120
Here you go
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Is bulldog a good person which has bad things happen to him
or a dumbass who gets lucky from time to time
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>>224254959
you can be a dumbass and a good person
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>>224203534
>1000 hours
>guardian III
suck it faggot
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>>224255023
is that what mommy tells you?
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>>224254675
Immortals and arcanas have been designed to synergize for a few years now.
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>>224254242
I want one in my butt and the other in my mouth
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USA USA USA
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>>224203534
>>224255085
>big chunk of my childhood and adult life
>havent even calibrated this season yet
h-he-he
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>>224255217
Why the fuck are you mentioning immortals? I wasn't talking about them at all
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>>224255221
you're talking about feet right?
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>>224254959
He's a bumbling clown, how can a grown ass man vocalize twitch emotes and not hang himself? Even using twitch emotes outside of twitch should have swat kick down your door for terrorism.
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Is Open AI showing more games during TI?
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>>224253082
They are pretty good at tekken from what I've seen on twitch.
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>>224255370
Feet in butt
Penis in mouth
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>>224255541
if black people can suddenly excel at a game they couldn't handle before, then that's a clear sign that the game's intellectual requirement has been significantly lowered
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>>224255531
yeah they're going to play an actual pro team
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>>224255658
isn't that gay...
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>>224253082
>Also, do you really want literal niggerfaggots like this playing and potentially winning tournaments?
Do you not? That sounds hilarious. Dota needs more autists, EE alone isn't enough.
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>>224255836
but a girls doing it...
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>>224253930
>posts thoreddit
>calls anyone else reddit
not even defending sir action fats but you're not doing yourself any favors
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>cntrl_f_usa.gif
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>>224255737
>dota
>intellectual requirement
all you need to know is how to play mind games with retards, which retards themselves can easily do because they know firsthand how a retard thinks
sandniggers have always been good at dota and they are far dumber than american blacks
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>>224254470
Those aren't behind by the chinese firewall....
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>>224256139
reminder that posts like these used to be ironic only a couple years ago
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>>224255658
>Penis in mouth
can you expand on that
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>>224255820
Does that mean their AI will be ready to play the full latest version of the game with no restrictions? It seems a lot to accomplish in so little time.
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>>224256559
lmao no there might be a few new features but they'll still be playing a gimped version of dota
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>>224250072
Wouldnt increasing muscle memory and reaction times through practice be 'modifying your body' ?
Isnt drinking caffeine modifying your body chemistry and in a pretty significant way as multiple studies have shown? How about the difference between 3 hours of sleep and 8?

If they arent going to ban the players from drinking fuck tons of monster or redbull, then it's arbitrary as fuck to ban adderall.
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I am going to keep picking Mireska and there is nothing you can do about it!
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>>224256251
I'd rather let Lanaya's cock expand on that
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>>224255878
I want autists I can laugh at, not be disgusted with.
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>>224256939
normal skill
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>>224257176
where do I get a villainous fairy girlfriend with a heart of gold?
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>>224257176
Been there done that. Lanaya is my only waifu now.
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>>224257176
I've been trying but now sheepo has banned me from her chat and blocked me on twitter so I'm a little lost
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Where can I find a girlfriend with a massive penis /d2g/?
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>>224257245
it's "high" skill
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>>224256667
I misunderstood your first post, I thought you meant Open AI would be playing at TI as a pro team. Yeah, we're years away from that happening.
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>windranger posters
>fuTA posters
>now mireska posters
Just get a girlfriend /d2g/ for fuck sake
Meant for
>>224257290
>>224257301
>>224257329
Sorry for delete
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>>224257380
You can probably find a tranny escort who will cosplay for you if you have the cash.
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>>224257428
just as bad if not worse
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well /d2g/ what do you think of my predictions : )))
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>>224257528
>tranny
urgh, that's not a cute girl with a dick though is it?
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>>224257464
same question
where can I get a rogueish fairy girlfriend with a heart of Gold?
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>>224257594
yeah but they usually have big dicks
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>>224257626
>girl
>ever having a heart of Gold
doubt.webm
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>>224257582
woops wrong picture
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>>224257760
>Optic Gaming. ching chong nip nong
What?
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>>224257934
new sponsor today
USA USA USA
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>>224257934

optic game was sponsored by a chink company
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>>224257746
Well, if she's a Fae?
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>>224258009
>green theme
>chink year
b-bros?..
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>>224258203
Not unless the chinks have supplied optic with the chinese equivalent of adderal
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>>224252231
i want big PA butt in my face
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>>224258923
>low skill
>turbo
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>>224258952
*braaaaaaap*
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>>224258923
>Tarrasque on CM
What
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>>224258952
She must get so hot and sweaty under those
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>>224259170
imagine the smell
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>>224254470

I posted the original question, and this guy's an idiot. During the weird hours of the night they join US servers, just like the russians.
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>>224257176
>comparing IRL roastoids to pure waifus
fuck off.
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>>224258952
it will be so
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The scariest moment in my time with Team Secret was during our practices, when Puppey would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. I believed him.
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https://twitter.com/aka17uu/status/1025223680626835456
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>>224261868
lmao dis nigga need to chill out
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>>224259170
If you took her clothes off, would she die?
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>>224263153
it would be extremely sexy
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>>224259594
>>224257301
based
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i want to help PA service fuTA
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Guys it's actually impossible for me to win dota!
>be me
>necro farmed with early aghs
>team up with lion to kill their farmed weaver ez
>weaver gets linkens that is never popped
>just walk over us while i wait for lion to let me delete him which he never does
Dude, we did it once. You had it in you. Why didn't you just do it?
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>>224264318
why not ask him in the chat
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>>224264652
I did but he didn't turn out to be very team player like. As in, no fucking response. Like I'm playing with bots.
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>>224264713
u could try spamming zeus or maybe tinker if u get past pick and they don't have spectre
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>>224261868
>remember seeing a picture of a japanese TI something viewing party at a bar
>this guy is a caster
>check out his twitch
>he's streaming right now as he makes these vids (its 5am in tokyo)
>see this
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>>224265431
>no future
ourguy
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>>224265431
>no future
kek
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>>224265431
wew actually me_irl ahaha
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>>224264853
Doesn't matter man. There are two scripts to my games: so bad people stop trying, or we win lanes hard and people start memeing and lose.
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>>224263616
I want to help too
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>>224265912
Back
To
Reddit
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>>224261868
i'm a weeb but this is retarded
it's just some dumb jap yelling for no reason. is this what ironic weebs consider funny?
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>>224267080
based
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>>224267080
no that's actually japanese humor
you call yourself a weeb but you've evidently never watched a variety show or basically anything outside of anime.
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What is the point of playing this game with pudge in its current state?
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>>224267159
japanese mainstream television humor maybe, but even japs themselves acknowledge how fucking retarded it is
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>play solo off lich
>win against a trilane
>enemy safelaner tells me to die in hell
what did he mean by this?
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>>224267774
how do you even win solo against a tri-lane? link to match ID?
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Is it me or has matchmaking been completely shit since a week or so? Every match has been a complete stomp since, win or loss, nothing even remotely close.
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>>224267983
Surely a normal skill game with a literally meme trilane who doesn't even stack.
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Is it me or has matchmaking been completely shit since a week or so? Every match has been a complete stomp since, win or loss, nothing even remotely close.
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>>224267983
when one of the supports goes pulling, just frost blast spam the carry, you'll burn through his regen before the supports can waddle back
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>>224268472
That's just what dota is and this patch in particular. Win lanes win game. There is no coming together around better strats as you either start off winning or don't.
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>doh hoh hoh he lost again what will we do next time? okay okay how about this? team makes him first pick support then they just pick supports themselves and blame him? yeah, that'd be epic! he'll be so mad
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Is Earth Spirit just shit hero or is it possible to have a positive winrate playing him? he is pretty fun to play but seems impossible to have enough impact to actually win games
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Fuck pudge. Delete that garbage hero. I'm not even kidding when I say he'd be pickable even if he had a 100% xp penalty and only could pick one spell. Make the meme hook an item or just leave it behind (the latter, please!).
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>>224269181
lmao did baby get caught out of position?
maybe widdle baby should buy some wards
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>>224269348
Yes, I'm constantly out of position when that means existing on the map. Fuck Pudge.
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Is it me or has matchmaking been completely shit since a week or so? Every match has been a complete stomp since, win or loss, nothing even remotely close.
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>>224269121
I still remember my very first Earth Spirit.
Didn't really have a clue how to perform combos but still pulled some off.
Fucking oddly enough my first occurred in that match too:a rampage with Earth Spirit when playing him for the very first time.
Not sure if luck or unlimited talent.
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>astral drift is $10 on the market right now
Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck let this happen?
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>>224270319
Me
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>>224270319
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So, I played Riki now and following situation occurred.
I killed the courier then SF and me brought the enemy sniper down to about 80Hp and he had no more regen.
Then I managed to kill Sniper for FB.

Was this mistake? Should I have let him stay alive at low HP and no regen such that he is no that to SF?
Because after the death he just came back with finished Aquila and full HP again and contested SF.
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>>224270319
>Me undercut
>No! me undercut
>No! me undercut
>No! me undercut
>No! me undercut
Steam community market in a nutshell
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>>224269678
>>224269121
old ES was murderball
new ES is self-inflicted pain
think heroes in the past where a slight nerf to their numbers meant that they just weren't picked in pro games anymore, sort of like Warlock who took slight nerfs and now people hardly pick him anymore compared tot hat tourney where he was fp or fb

ES took multiple nerfs to the face and it never stopped. He plays too slow, his spell effects (stun/sil/dmg from spells) don't even scale well
His lv1 harass used to be decent with 80% 2s roll slow but now it just puts him way out of position and the slow is like 0.8s?
Pudge throws his hook at 1.5x speed of his damn stun and that's after the nerf
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>>224269673
based
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hey if rape allegations didn't kill lol right off maybe valve can come clean with its blood diamond trade funding their vr projects
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>>224271015
>rape allegations
Explain
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>0-2 reports in 25 games
>79% of players have a low report rate like you

wtf i thought dotards were toxic
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>>224271176
girls got raped at riot parties
sexist culture at riot offices
unironic chad cultures
and women getting promoted over and over there because they have vaginas
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>>224271420
we are all good boys
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>>224269121
Earth Spirit used to be so ridiculously broken that if you saw an ES picked against you you knew that you had lost. It didn't matter which lane you went to, because the hero did absurd amounts of damage, control and had stupid mobility.

Current ES is a shell of his former self, he just doesn't do anything anymore.
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This game MAKES ME ANGRY
For the past 4 weeks I download this game and play 7/8 games until I get so mad that I abandon and delete dota,swearing never to play it again
And then next Friday I get this urge to play dota even though even though I know I'm gonna go through the same frustration again
I'm downloading dota right now
Help me
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>>224271430
Wtf I love Riot now
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>>224271595
relax bud
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>>224271595

Have fun, anon.
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>>224271595
The cycle of life
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>>224271595
mmr? i'm curious the skill level of people who post like this
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why do you still lose games?
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>>224205302
>she
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Ok this is just embarrassing dotards...

What went wrong?
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>>224272021
Because I don't pick Dark Willow every time :(

>>224272141
Considering the kind of """""humans""""" who play Fortnite, I consider it a good thing that it got so popular. It's another containment game where squeakers / russians might otherwise invade dota
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>>224272141
>Fortnite

Why I am not surprised?
>>
>tell my idiot team not to fall for the trilane meme
>FIRST BLOOD
>TRIPLE KILL
>GODLIKE
>quick who do we blame
>well this guy in the offlane didn't seem to do anything so get him!
>>
why is fornite so sucesseful i mean its a shitty game
how can lol and dota be losing players to shittynite
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>>224273131
In fortnite your success (and downfall) is you. In dota it's 4 thirdies.
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>>224273001
did you feed though?
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>>224273247
Not before the game was over, no.
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>>224273245
this is what 2k players actually believe
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>>224273395
>that 2.5k player who thinks he is the deciding factors in his games
Ten people. You are one. There is only acceptance and delusion.
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>>224272141
who in the fuck goes to google and types DOTA 2 man
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I was the Dark Seer here.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4051987305
How do I stop having games like this?
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>>224273526
im 5k actually. the only way i'd fail to win a 2k game is if my arms fell off
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>>224273791
by having better anime taste
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>>224203313
R8 but no h8
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>>224273791
pick anything else
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>>224273791
First of all stop playing DS.
You need to be playing heroes that can have an impact on the game.
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>>224274285
I just picked him because I heard he was a good counter to the heroes I was facing. And then ion shell did jack shit to anything besides creeps, the E was basically useless, and people can just walk away from your wall and Q whenever they want. It's like I can't get involved in any teamfights unless I basically suicide in the process.
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>>224273840
>i'm actually..
Hey, imma just stop you right there. You can't prove your rank anymore than you can prove that of others. If you are simply too good to respond to certain stuff, then just stop yourself. Because you aren't going to convince anyone.
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Fucking matchmaking
Fucking subhuman vodkaniggers they should all be killed slowly with AIDS
Wish I could execute every single clueless brain damaged shitstain and smurfing niggerfaggot
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>>224273791
The only reason to pick Dank Seer is his free radiance which enables you to farm anywhere.
He's still shit in gutter brackets
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>>224275290
sorry I can't hear you over the sound of not playing thousands of games in the normal skill bracket
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>>224273791
have you tried stopping playing normal skill games?
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how do I beat skywrath mage + 2 supports on mid while my team does not exploit having 2 free lanes?
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>>224275523
hot
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>>224275523
Nothing wrong with a feminine penis, faggot...
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>>224275523
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>224226153
You clearly have no experience in the matter, either firsthand secondhand or hearsay, to lump weed next to dope in the same breath is pants on head retarded. go out sometime and try a bit of each...
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>>224275771
BASED EPIC SMONK
HE BRAP HE SSMMMIFFF
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>most played heroes
>qop
>cm
>lina
>mirana
>pa
hmmm
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>>224275948
yo nigga chill out lmao
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>>224276046
Yes. You are gay and then some.
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>>224276065
>and then some.
then what
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>>224275656
>>224275659
>>224275730
what was it!?
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>>224276682
>Not naming the pic Mereshka.gif
Missed chance
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>get a common hat drop after game
>looks absolutely shit
why does valve still do this?
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>>224276682
why didn't faun9 get invited this year? was it the hyuk hyuk hyuk, or 3k mmr, or something entirely more sinister?
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>>224277505
maybe it was because he actually didn't do fucking anything and PPD did most of the hosting in the end.
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Initiate
Tell team to stay even when im dead because i have aegis
They leave as soon as i die
I respawn
I have 5 people standing over me
I die
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>>224277725
If your team managed to leave in the few seconds it took you to respawn, your "initiation" was probably a suicide blink
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trying to watch this slacks/sunsfan sfm review stream is the most painful experience of my life.
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>>224275523
moreee!
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>>224275523
I hope she's a futa because ass fucking is awful.
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>>224278305
what did he mean by this?
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>>224278305
that's why you give girls enemas first
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>>224278436
>anal with a woman
Why the hell would you do that?
The vagina is right there nigga
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>>224278678
to assert dominance
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>>224278436
Even if it's clean enough to eat it's still like trying to jackoff by squeezing a single thumb and finger around the bottom of your cock.
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>QoP
>Not the one doing the fucking
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>>224279213
I''m pretty sure QoP is loose enough to take a horse in her butt
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>>224279605
the entire horse?
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i don't make fun of zyori because of the sniff stream and he did a fine job handling the aftermath, but why would you sniff after scratching?
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>>224279721
yes
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>>224280027
thanks, FBI just busted through my door
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>>224280210
She's 1000 years old tho
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>>224280387
ahh I'll let agent Smith know he made a mistake then
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>>224280383
Based
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>>224254892
Does this even work? I feel like it would be more well-known if it did. I get a lot of chinks on the australian server so I guess I'll try it.
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>>224281212
they lose social score, it's kind of like irl behavior score. If it gets too low they get banned from life
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>>224281417
based chyna
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>>224282230
yeah based, based on arbitrary criteria, going down the north korea path
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>>224274148
why would you pick anything other than meepo for most xpm
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pieliedie (Enchantress), Gh (Clinkz), Ace (Arc Warden), BurNIng (Ursa), MATUMBAMAN (Broodmother), MinD_ContRoL (Viper), Jeyo (Venomancer)

pretty stacked
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>>224283508
becuase nobody will pick that shit hero
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>>224277606
>after months of purge's dedicated coaching and playing 1,000 matches over the course of a year or so, he remains at exactly 3,000 MMR
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>glhf
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>>224283683
BurNing?
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>>224279213
who the fuck are you having anal with that this is what it feels like

It's tight as hell
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>>224284103
He's coaching IG now I believe
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I haven't played in three years and am kind of overwhelmed. What happened to this game?
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>>224283897
Uh, anyone got the QoP picture with the caption of something like 5 cocks 3 holes?
I wanna put the two together
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>>224284213
You haven't played in three years
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>>224284170
It's tight at the anus itself but if you aren't a dicklet you're fucking the loose colon behind the tight anus.
I'm glad you can enjoy anal though baby dick, at least you have that.
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Uhh why is Illidan coaching VGJ.S?
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>>224284885
nigger what are you pulling my leg?
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>>224284885
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>>224285028
Says so on the Liquidpedia for TI
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/The_International/2018
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>>224285206
strange, I don't see shit about it on either the teams twitter or illidans
I don't see it as being completly impossible since Reso and Illidan probably know each other but still out of left field for sure
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>>224283683
oh that reminds me of a pubgame on the watch tab, gh and jerax were on the same team playing supps
that game would've felt so bad for the enemy team
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>>224283742
Theres ace and abed, plus w33 maybe cheesing with it because hes in a joke team
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Hi guys. my current dota 2 acc is in super bad condition for example 1 bad game i get reported i get banned for 24 hrs. i wanted to make a new acc with clean behaviour score so i wanna make a new steam acc for dota. so does anyone know if i have to redownload dota or not? ty in advance :))
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>>224285498
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im not a flamer or feeder i dont care what my team does as long as they dont ruin what i do. like for example im tb i get these people in my games who pick another core with me or are support and contest last hits with me. that shit happens too much here in sea and whenever that happens i get so mad i start to afk and get reported cuz of that. like wtf do i do? im carry. i dont get farm in lane cuz i have two apes with quelling blade farmig with me. wht do i do? shit man this sucks.
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>>224285498
>behavior score: F
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>>224285736
3.3k mmr btw . only happens in sea. played in eu couple of times that server is great
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LOL
Just got out of my first mutation game
Was so dominating with my Tide support that their Huskar abandons the game halfway through
Also got commended by two people on my team
Pleased to see that mutation counts for cavern too
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>>224285990
Forgot to mention that their scrub-ass teammate only picked ES to counter Meepo
Fucking shitface got rekt and realized counterpicks don't matter if you're absolute shit and the rest of your team is shit and the enemy team knows what they're doing.
Just spammed
"Hey ES"
"Counterpick still lose"
in his face as were cleaning up their base and throning them
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>>224285990
>>224286203
I wanna unsubscribe
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>>224286203
As you all can see from the graph progression, they never had a chance
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i rather play 10 single draft games. what do i do now in 21 hrs
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>>224286259
shut up mister
you'll read it and you'll like it
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>>224285990
>>224286203
>>224286370
CoolStoryBob
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>>224286438
Clean your room
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>win 3 games in a row against absolute trash players
>feel nothing winning against vermin that should've been culled at birth
>lose 1 game because my team is full of brainless shitstains this time
>still mad hours later about losing yet an another game without being able to do fucking anything about it
Fuck this fucking game
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ResidentSleeper dead place
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>>224286787
you're just a bitter faggot
kys
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how long it take to grind dotaplus set
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>>224287032
as long as my dick
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>>224287098
Wow. Glad it won't tale long at all.
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>>224285990
Based SEA monkey Mutation poster!
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>update is just a big poster in your face saying "last chance to buy compendium" when opening game
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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wow dota updating i hope it clears my ban too. pray for me
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I didn't know Honey Select had a dystopian pre-apocalyptic story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdFanckwyw
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>>224287745
Wrong thread m9
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Who should I look at for predictions?
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Anyone have Paparazzi nudzzz
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>>224287745
I'll stick with rimworld with sex mods
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anyone got any facts about the dark side of the dota community and society, and the pro scene too

when you watch them at tournaments and summits they all seem so friendly to each other and mostly cool about kicks and roster changes, like it's all still a game
especially the NA scene seems particularly united and cheery, just young dota people being friendly to each other

it almost seems fake, because irl people hate each other
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>that compliment that you still remember after all this time
>playing naga siren pre-nerf
>stack on my team are bad
>they get shit on all game
>i silently farm my mana boots/talon/raindrop and dodge clashes
>cut waves pre-rad
>multistack camps with illu
>come out with rad
>take over the map
>enemy team: "what the fuck there's no way we crushed you guys how did you even farm that"
>end the game 1v9
>check the graphs afterwards
>huge turn is direct consequence of me
ah~
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>>224288645
sherlock holmes over here
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>>224288645
it is fake
all humans are selfish, evil, and disgusting
beneath the veneer of humans acting civil in the daylight, lies that true darkness that infects the human soul
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>>224285498
WOW it was actually so ez. just created a new account and no redownload needed. Clean new account feels fucking good man. gonna grind on the new acc :)
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I just realized why LoL players and brainlets use camera lock/hero chase. It's because they don't use camera hotkeys or put any effort into camera control.
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It's so fucking weird opening dota2 client and seeing Slacks big fat gaping maw of a face. Jesus christ, 5 years ago this guy just made silly voices. Now he makes silly voices for Valve!
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>>224290927
>5 years ago
stop
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>>224270740
thats why you get yourself ahead of the curve and immediatelly SUPER undercut the moment you get the item in order to avoid the fall
me big brain yes
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>>224273568
it counts dota related articles n shit, not just the phrase ''dota 2''
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>>224244830
criminal* bulldog
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>>224291007

>31yo boomer here. 5 years ago I wasn't even saving for retirement!
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Is there a more shit useless hero than rubick??
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>>224293808
HOW
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>>224294106
[img]putlinkhere[/img]
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>>224294106
Images hosted on imgur will work without problems, other hosts may give you issues.

Take giphy gifs and put it in imgur, get the gif link and put it in img tag.

<img src="direct link" />

<font color=""> </font> also works.
Although you cant change the font.. just the color.
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also today.
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i want to give her all my cummies! she deserves them!
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>>224296830
>You know there is proof of God when you realize that cum doesn't taste good because we would be eating our own cum 24/7 if it did.
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>>224293808
Surely this will save the prizepool
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>patch 7.20
>bear gets talents
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>>224298458
>patch 7.21
>lvl 25 LD talent summon a second bear (same items)
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does anyone of that comic of the stock photo dudes playing together talkin about how its time for a fun game of dotes and then they turn on eachother cause someone didnt call missing

i need it
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>>224298584
maybe he'll rock a 48% WR then
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>>224298749
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>>224299304
at least it wasnt kelly
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>>224298584
>patch 7.22
>LD's bear is now a separate hero
>LD is now truly alone
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>>224299304
post hair texture or else you're just a southern poo in the loo as far as i'm concerned
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>Update
>Just goypendium bullshit
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DED GAME
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>>224299304
kek
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i cant play dota like this bros
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>>224301038
>you will never play dota with you daughterus cheering you on
>MOMMY MOMMY COME QUICK. DADDY GOT A RAMPAGE!
>You'll be pro soon at this rate daddy
>We'll cheer you on all the way to the top
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>go 10-2 one day
>6-20 now
Guess it's time to uninstall again.
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>>224301402
those are his wife's daughters
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>tfw
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>>224301402
If I had 3 cute daughters like them I would no longer play this shit game. I would be out playing in the park or having a make believe tea party or in the rape dungeon or going to a petting zoo.
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>>224301852
Yeah you're right. Guy's a fag for playing dota when his girls clearly want to play with him.
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Who /smellybrit/ here?
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>>224301852
>or in the rape dungeon
MODSSSS
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>>224302175
>big dark room full of things to hide behind
>not perfect for hide and go seek
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So I still don't know how exactly the medals and matchmaking work. Do I need to get specific amount of MMR? Is it about wins in general? For example, if I'm Archon 4 with the current MMR ~2500 and I'm matched with a Legend 3 guy, does that mean he lost ~1200 MMR between him getting the medal for the first time and now?
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>>224302175
it's simply a dungeon with rape seed in it
totally harmless you fucking idiot with a perverted mind
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>>224302571
Medals are literally just a feel-good shield for your feels so you don't feel bad when you lose 20 games in a row. Wow your rank didn't go down good job xD

They don't matter in any way shape or form and the point at which you level up is arbitrarily fuzzy for whatever reason. No one knows how it works. +25 is all that matters
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What went wrong? I was the sf
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>>224302909
You went lame ass nuke SF build instead of Chad right click build and then lost because you couldn't raze buildings
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>>224302909
going magic DMG caster SF build against a team with BKBs, Spell Shield, Null and a Pudge with Pipe. You expect Spectre to do all the PHYS DMG?
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>singsing
-d2g
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>>224303686
Can he sing well?
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someone link me that crystal maiden glory hole flash game
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>>224303140
not him but magic damage sf is waaaay more fun than just becoming another boring right clicker. just play a different hero if you want to be a right clicker, SF needs to be ahead to win against any nearly any other right clicker in a straight up 1v1.
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>>224304264
https://goo
.gl/V94ugp
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>>224302729
So when a dude with way higher medal is in the same game as you it definitely means he lost a ton of games? What about when it's the other way around, and the low medal guy plays with the "big boys"? Still the same, all 10 are on the same MMR?
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Anyone have that image of EE getting laughed at a female interviewer while he just make his deadpan face.
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>>224301038
>redhead
>all 3 daughters are blonde
i have questions to ask his wife my good sir
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>>224304874
no but i saw a fat asian loser at the bus stop last night wearing a team NP shirt
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>>224305097
Why didnt you say hi to me, anon. I'm not a loser.
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>>224305097
asian americans looking up to EE as a form of asian representation in muh (e)sports is pathetic, and i say this as a chink
double whammy if they like anime as well, though i guess it's kpop being king of the shit-hill now
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>>224275265
>ion shell does fuck all to melee carries that only walk into range to last hit and understand they can't stand next to the fucking creeps
>meanwhile if an enemy picks Dick Seer your safe lane carry is a mush mouthed mouth breathing fucktard that stands next to that ONE SPECIFIC CREEP, gets aids and fucking dies over and over.
>>
>sunsfan hates black people
BASED JEW
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>>224304542
if someone is way higher medal in a strict solo game they either lost a shitload of games or got carried in party mmr.
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>>224304374
which is why you dont 1v1 a fully farmed right click carry retard
you snowball and come online faster than the other carry then group up with your team and end the game
magic damage build is more fun but you never do it against an anti mage especially when you have no other hero that right clicks buildings on your team. right click SF is a lot stronger now that you can get souls damage with the OP cooldown reduction
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https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/d/d2/Spec_win_02.mp3
>wins your game
nothing personnel, dotard
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how to be a useless piece of shit
alch safelane?
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>>224305874
>fully farmed
learn to read

>picking sf into AM
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>>224306004
Actually good if you just max your stun at a decent pace.
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i literally havent launched the dota client since 2016 but what happened with bulldog this time
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>>224306004
just burself
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>>224306183
He won't get let into Canada because of hate crimes he committed in his late teens
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>Hit accept
>Doesn't accept
Ok /d2g/ I got 5 minuteswhats my role and pick for the next game
give me 3 in case it gets banned
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>>224306314

What could he have done that's minor enough to hide for 10 years but gets you blacklisted from Canada of all places? Drugs?
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>>224306464
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>>224306385
chen
chen
chen
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>>224306660
He should've been culturally enriched for this desu.
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>>224306660
wtf I love bulldog now
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This meta is so fucking degenerate. Anyone who willinging plays safelane in it must be fucked in the head

>the only thing that matters is winning 2/3 lanes
>mid is impossible to duo lane (and win)
>hurrr durrr just pick 2 heroes that do things and go to the offlane and click the enemy as much as possible its literally the only thing that matters
>i pick pos4 ursa and click people over and over again I'm talented xD

I honestly would prefer the memeball meta at this point. At least in that meta you had a chance to win the game if you lost the lanes. I'm so bored of this patch.
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>>224306004
pick monkey king
transform into a banana
sit in the rosh pit
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>>224308534
>>224308534
>>224308534
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>>224308428
this but unironically
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>>224306660
based




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