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Holiday Edition

Previous Thread: >>224096675

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>News
Next EU Splatfest: Adventure on holiday vs. Relax on holiday, 18/8 – 19/8
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>Wiki
http://splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Gear and weapon lists
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>Splatnet gear list
https://www.ikaclo.com/2/gears/

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
http://loadout.ink/

>Weapon info
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WnSDbSja9lar_VHZ89r_ix2mFk1KYsony2k71xtZDBc/edit#gid=0

>League and Rank X weapon usage data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450
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Please look at this smug squid.
What's your favorite sub-weapon?
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>>224205448
Splat Bomb, theoretically Squid Beakon but none of the weapons it's on are for me.
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>>224205417
i think prule team will win
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Grinding on rails with tism!
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>>224205417
cute yebby feet
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>>224205448
Seeker
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>>224205241
"Enperries" aren't in SR, but besides being pedantic, the lack of range kills them. For their power and range the Gloogas are remarkably efficient. Lower TTK, but better survivability. Pick your poison.
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I guess I just DCd?
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Does Autism wear heelys?
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biskitsquid!
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>>224205926
I see the ribbon, but where's the rest of the biskit?
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>>224205858
do you have dsl?
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>>224205870
No, they wear Soaps. It should be obvious why.
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>the octo expansion interview confirms the Jelly Fish run the world and are using inklings as entertainment theory
neat
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>>224206127
Source?
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>tfw my eyes sweat profusely every time I listen to "Into the Light" and recall the struggle, the sacrifice, the stakes, just how far my veemo went to reach Inkopolis
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>>224205663
cute yebby with no feet
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>>224206324
kier don't
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is it just me or is that bubble weapon shit op as fk?
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>>224205663
Yes please
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>>224206187
It's on the squid research lab report news channel (part 2 of the interview)
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>>224206412
No you just suck
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>>224206412
it's just you. you suck. leave.

>>224206549
woke: the jellies sold the zapfish
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>>224206412
strong but not broken, inkjet, stingray and arguably ink storm are all better.
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>>224206549
Nogami's answer seems a bit different from the question. Less "rule the world" and more "setup the battle industry"
So that one greentext/image was right all along.
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>>224206549
>Jellies are all part of one organism
OH FUCKING HELL, IT'S THE ORZ
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>>224206725
I assume he meant the piss tosser, not bubble blower
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What Splatoon 2 shoes should I wear if I desire to move quickly?
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>>224206880
dum squids
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>>224206864
Anything krak-on or with swim speed.
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>>224206864
nothing. you move faster with your toes out ha ha.

>>224206880
cheeki woomers
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>>224205861
That is one cute biker woomy.
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>>224206835
oh in that case yeah the bloblobber is overpowered as fuck, expect nerfs by the time 4.0 hits at the latest.
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>>224206412
>>224206725
I got this game like 2 weeks ago. What the hell is even the point of the bubble blower special?
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>>224206864
Wear one of these and you'll be well on your way! :^)

>>224207250
once they fill up they can contest or deny access to an area for quite some time. it's good in
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>>224207250
once they fill up they can contest or deny access to an area for quite some time. it's best in Splat Zones and Clam Blitz but still fairly useful in Tower Control and Rainmaker, especially in maps like Port Mackerel
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>Get called out for being a stickfag
>Never play with /ink/ ever again due to insecurity
: ^ (
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>5 stingrays from one asshole sitting at the back of the map
yeah no fuck having to actually play when you can deny your enemy team's movements when they try to make a play
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>>224207341
What about these?
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>>224207442
Hey, hear me out.
Have you tried, you know, not being a stickfag?
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>>224207509
those might be useful as training weights LOL!
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>>224207442
most these guys are pricks senpai
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>>224207442
Dude, just use motion controls. I don't understand why this is so hard for stickfags? Just turn it on.
>>224207632
It's not even about being a dick, it's just facts. Motion controls are objectively better than twin sticks and nothing else. Until they add mouse support, this is as good as it gets.
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>>224207195
knew it
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speedrun
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>>224207872
still have room?
wait, is sr even open?
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>>224206648
buzz off shitter
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>>224207551
I tried for a week straight to learn motion controls and I couldn't. They fuck me up more than they help me. I also play in Handheld mode so I have to move the whole console console while using motion controls and that just fucks me up even more.
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>>224208093
oh its not SR, its just a normal lobby
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>>224208267
oh :(
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Is this canon?
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>>224206880
dummy
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>>224208202
>dies to rangelet weapon
>calls other people shitters
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>>224206880
мнe этo и впpaвдy нpaвитcя
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Senda lobby
~20 minutes remaining
1 spot open

ggs z thanks a lot for joining
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>>224207872
ggs, its nearly 7am and I am exhausted.
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>>224208805
>salmonid-colored woomy
if only...
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>>224207442
it was literally one person being a dick
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>>224208898
>only one person hates stickfags
Please don't start with this "only one person!" shit again.
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>>224208998
It was only one person who posted about it? I mean I have argued with you plenty about it in the past but I certainly don't "hate" stickfags. Just trying to help people be better at the game.
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>>224208898
In this case it is not. /ink/ shunned stickfags even before Splat1 was released.
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greenzip. i see you. make a private lobby when you're done to get your orange.
rip tism.
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>>224208662
get fukt loser, im the toughest squid in town
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>>224209853
post rank.
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>bathtub, custom crutches and gwash bwasta on team
>i'm using pen
>enemy team is composed of pen, octo brush, splattershot and neo splash
>we lose because these fucks were too pussy to hop on tower and too shit at aiming to kill the octobrush
>this was the last match I needed to rank up one
>rotation change
>mfw
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GGs lobby
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ggs lobby that was super fun
until the next time
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>>224209949
no can do senpai, its so high I might get banned from people thinking I hacked my switch
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>>224210426
ggs everyone
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>>224210426
>>224210448
>>224210725
ggs!
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>>224210448
bad games man
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>>224210725
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>Spent literally all day trying to beat IA3
>Still haven't beaten it
>Not even mad, just completely numb
On the bright side my aim has improved a lot and I can also now get to phase 5 almost every time without issue.

>>224205448
I like curling bombs for some reason. I never use it though.
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>>224210725
>>224210983
good squids
>>224210725
good octopuses
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draw a squid today
or an octopus if you're into that
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>>224211556
draw a woomy trapped in the heat lamp room and she's crying
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>>224212035
Draw this anon getting beaten up by a pair of cephalopods.
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>>224205926
Her right foot all wonky
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>>224211556
draw a woomy and a veemo bonding by showing each other pictures of their eggs on their phones
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>>224212836
why would you essentially take pictures of your menses and show it to your friends.
I'm not going to pretend I'm some expert on feminine social behavior, but I don;t imagine many girls just show each other pictures of the products of their menstruation.
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>>224212671
you mean the ones on the game or like a colossal squid and a
cuttlefish
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>>224213081
those are their children
they're proud mommies and love their babies
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Will you protect her, /ink/?
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>>224213245
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>>224213106
Both.
The characters are in Kraken form.
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>>224213183
We need more squid moms
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>>224213245
Cease and fucking desist.
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>>224213245
fuck yourslef you dumb story poster its a video game
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>>224213245
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>>224213371
>>224213335
>>224213331
b-but why
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>>224213425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWZB1SoWE8&index=16&list=PL137896F651AC7272
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>>224213425
its woomy hurting time
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>>224213607
>>>/co/
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>>224213425
You know exactly why. Now get out and stop posting this garbage.
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>>224213662
Fine.
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How do I start having fun playing this game? How do I stop being stressed and just make it about fun?
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>>224213881
Step 1) Use motion controls.
Step 2) ????
Step 3) FUN!
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>>224213881
give your woomy a cute outfit and name her
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>>224213958
That's the opposite of fun.

>>224213963
Already did that.
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>>224213881
Stop using meta shit and try to make something wacky work. Like Jet with Ninja Squid.
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>>224213881
You don't.Just hope you get good enough to 1v7.
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Since anon is buttmad, here's an album with the rest of my Inkura images. I'm sure someone else will find use for high quality SFM woomies like Inkura.
https://imgur.com/a/WmPm1Az
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>>224214543
I love my gf.
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>>224214664
>not the heavy splatling
I'm sure you tried your best.
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>>224214813
Forgot to equip it kek
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Is putz really 40?
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>>224214543
god she's so cute, makes me rethink my preference for veemos
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How do I kill dudes with Explosher? I get that it's amazing for Splat Zones, but it's just so damn slow when it comes to offense.
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>>224216130
Directs pierce, so you can hit both it and the explosion for 90 damage.
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>>224216130
you don't do offense with it for the most part. it's a real team based weapon.
you're mostly gonna wanna get directs otherwise you'll get something like this.

I can't remember if a direct and a splash do enough damage to kill, though. Most kills I get with this are using my special, or getting people trying to flank me.
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>>224216130
it only explodes when it hits a floor or wall, when it hits a player, it goes through them. if you direct someone then immediately hit a wall or floor next to them, they take the 55 piercing damage and the 35 blast damage (90 total) and are basically toast at that point. this is easiest to do from a high vantage point or up close, but you're vulnerable up close since it's a slow firing weapon. otherwise, you just play mortar out of reach and harass the enemy, trying to pick off weak enemies or predict where they're going for the 3-hit kill blast damage. you can also stop them in their tracks for your teammates with the massive area it paints on exploding.
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>>224213881
I first thing I did was stop caring. I stopped caring about letter ranks, building pures, and learning meta weapons that I didn't like. I started taking my meme weapons into ranked and I stopped checking my battle history on splatnet.
If I hit X rank with a splattershot Jr and gear that kept rolling cold blooded then fine. If I stay in A rank forever that's fine too. If I get thrown into B rank, again that's fine. Because tat the end of the day at least I can say that I had fun.
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>>224217247
Oh huh, I knew the damage calculation was funky but that's a very specific way to aim (just barely behind them so it pierces and splashes their back with the pop). Thanks you two!
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I have finally reached Rank X.

You may all proceed to line up and suck my dick now.
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>>224217756
You first
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>>224217756
Not even in your dreams, pal.
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>>224217756
You were the guy I ran into during RM earlier. Glad your session went well Sorry bout the fuck up.
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>>224218181
>French Maid woomy never
>frilly dress outfits never
>overtly feminine clothes never
why live, bros? i want to die. splat me already, pull the trigger
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>>224218273

I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>their sniper never misses
>their sniper is able to 180 kill you
>their sniper is able to snipe you while you Re swimming
>their sniper is able to snipe you while you're mid air

Do hackers gravitate towards the snipers because they are one shot kill weapons?
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>>224218593
You're R. Right?
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>>224218739
Yes, but that just sounds like network shebanigans.
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Octoling as echo fighter in smash with slightly different weapon set revealled when?
>Splattershot->Eliter 4K
Charged shot that can be held instead of rapid fire. All attacks where the gun is used to bash the opponents are slower but have longer reach (because Eliter is fucking huge). If you don't have a charge, rapid jab is replaced with gentleman jab without a weapon, with charge it is emptied into the opponent.
>Inkbrush->Octobrush
Slower, longer range, sweetspot at the bristles
>Blaster->H3 Nozzlenose
Comes out faster and inks more, but has less knockback
>Slosher->Bloblobber
Less damage but sends two bouncy balls each way
>Splat Roller->Dynamo Roller
Slower, but does more damage and paints the enemy better
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>>224218761

R.O.B.
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>>224218181
What I would give for a french maid costume. What I'd also give for a DJ Octavio tee
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>>224213881
I know the feel anon. Motion controls really are better. At first they were a mental crunch to use but now I love them. Play with their stick and motion sensitivities until you find something you like.

Beat the single player mode.

Play turf war (splattershot jr is the best weapon for this. Amazing consumption rate and coverage) focus on covering ground first and fight when you have to. Focus on your side before pushing forward. And don't be afraid to use your super jump to return to base in a pinch.

Booyah your team. It raises morale.

Buy nice outfits. It's fun to dress up.

And come to /ink/ for cute pictures, amusing webms, and greentext shitposting.

But seriously, the game was designed for motion controls. Using just sticks holds you back.
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>>224218981
yeah it was defintely you. I recognized you from here. Small world.
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>>224211556
CUTE CEPHALOPODS
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>>224219714
>tfw i only like one of these cephs and they don't even post anymore
fuck this gay Earth....
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>two do-rags
>both with wrong ability
Do-rag with comeback fucking when
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>>224211556
>bad veemo
>worst woomy ever made
>bad woomy
>literal nobody
>see above
>terrible woomy with no personality, just like their owner
>it's Drac, do i need to say more?
>good woomy but owner died
>another bad + forced woomy that's somehow even more abrasive than Hoodrat
>one of the best veemos ever made, but whose owner would rather be a bad veemo instead
Good idea ruined by bad OCs. Sad to see!
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>>224221096
you would like these ocs more if you read the fanfics
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>>224221063
>Want a do rag with comeback so fucking bad
>Have to settle with runspeed up for now
>I probably won't even use it since I only ever use two headpieces anyway
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>>224213881

It feels like 90% of people asking this question are mentally fucking themselves over by trying too hard to be good or adopt a competitive playstyle before learning the game properly.

Like all those FGC fags that pick up their first fighting game, then do nothing but watch YT tutorials and ask people how to git gud. Good recipe for quick burnout.

Just play the game for about 3-6 months doing whatever the fuck you feel like. Then maybe get serious if you want to.
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>>224218154
*teleports behind you*
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>>224222534
Yes, nice job lagging
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>>224218332
>tomboys
>ever wearing overly feminine clothes
The fuck kind of heresy is this?
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>>224222534
*defeats you in a 1v1*
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>>224213881
Purchase every single weapon loadout and rotate them. Even if you are not good with the said load out.
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>>224223031
>Playing shit weapons is fun
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>>224223059
Even shit weapons deserves one time chance so that you can have fun shit posting about how shit they were later, you dingus.
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>>224221836
Its not strange that people ask or seek guidance. You can play a game forever and still be garbage.
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>>224223216
don't need to play neo sploosh or aerogays to realise how fucking terrible are these
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>>224223242
This is sadly true, there are so many people i've encountered in X with over 2000 hours logged yet they play like A ranks. Some people are beyond saving
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I want to be good so I can justify my degeneracy. If someone accuses me of only playing this game because I want Pearl to wring me dry with her tight cunny I want to be able to throw my X ranks in their face even if its true.
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>>224223059
Unironically it is. Working around limitations is more fun than not having any.
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>>224221096
Why do you hate Drac
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>>224223242
I think for a lot of people want to learn the game "right" so they try to give themselves impossible goals and then become burnt out when they can't achieve it. There's absolutely nothing wrong with keeping up with the current metas and trying to pick up strats from YouTube or Twitch, asking for help in /ink/, etc. They just need to be more reasonable about it. That and actually learn from their mistakes.
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>>224225194
Because you suck at the game and are obnoxious Drac
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>>224225194
It's Drac. Like really, come on. Do you want me to explain Shy next?
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>>224225610
You didn't explain Drac but sure explain Mata too
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>>224223445
>>224223242

It's possible to be a shitter forever and still have fun, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>224225865
>nothing wrong with that.
Being matched with people who want to actually play and shitting their games with your "fun" is
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>>224223882

>I want to be good so I can justify my degeneracy.

Wow, this is pathetic. Why do you care what random shitters might think about something they will never ask about?
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gnight ink
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>>224225865
I can see that, but for me If I like something I would want to be good at it. I also don't like being a burden or boring people. I'm the type of person who feels bad for getting steamrolled in a 1v1 because I feel like I just wasted the other persons time.
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>>224226243
B rank webms are prohibited in this general
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>>224226114

You aren't there to entertain all the other cunts. You're there to have fun playing the game.

Your fun is not their fun.
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>>224226413
Yes and i can't have fun when those shitters come with garbage weapon and play like garbage on my team and i have to permanently 1v4 every single fucking match
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>>224226413
That makes you a selfish asshole. If you're gonna play a shit weapon at least be good with it.
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>>224226284
I kind of feel the same way. I don't want to feel like I'm weighing people down and feeding. If I'm going to throw away 300+ hours on a multiplayer game I at least want to be able to hold my own without being carried and have an okay rank. I don't want to be that guy who has a really high level but has their highest rank be an A in splat zones.
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What the fuck is going on in Turf war?
I don't play it often but yesterday and now today I've encountered so many faggots who do nothing but squidparty. Cost me 5 matches yesterday alone.
Am I just unlucky or is it getting really bad?
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>>224226916
The game is dead and will become even more dead next month, deal with it
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>>224226916
>tfw haven't had any squidpartiers in about 30+ matches
I don't know why I never see any in turf war
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>>224226975
Maybe your elo is too high and you only get tryhard prestiges coming to pubstomp
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>>224226916
>shadman
But yeah it's gotten pretty bad. I think there's more right now because there's so many people bitching about it in everyone's lobbies. Well that and Turf War isn't meant to be taken seriously. It literally doesn't matter if you have a winning streak there or lose every match or if you walk in with this month's meta or a fucking squeezer.
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>>224226187
Because its for internet arguments duh.
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>>224227197
It sucks if you want to practice a weapon. I've pretty much given up on TW because that was the only use I saw for it.
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>>224227197
>It literally doesn't matter if you have a winning streak there or lose every match
It kinda does if you're farming for gear abilities and squidparties are wasting your drinks.
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>>224227450
Loss is just like 300 points worse
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>>224227450
>not using cold blooded drinks so you don't waste any of the good tickets during a losing streak
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>>224227109
I'm a level 25 shitter though, I'm max A rank
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>>224226413
>>224226114
This is the reason why regular mode and ranked modes exist. There's nothing wrong with being a shitter or whatever you want to call it in a mode that involves nothing to lose for. But when you purposely goes into a mode that involves people risking for something and shits it up, then you are just being an ass.

The same argument can be used. Your fun is not their fun.
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>>224228075
Private battles exist exactly so you can do retarded shit like squidparties or stupid gamemodes like hide and seek
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>>224228191
>>224227450
ok i just got this game like a week ago. what the hell is a squidparty?
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>>224225194
Why don't you hate Drac?
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>>224228251
When people get into a circle jerk, squid bad, spam booyah, and give each other high fives with the bomb throw. Pointless.
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>>224228252
Because he IS drac
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>have an intense match in ranked mode
>your team barely won by one point against the enemy team
>you feel like you just experienced the true essence of a well matched game
>result screen
>one of their players DCed from the beginning
I dare you to show me a worse feel than this.
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>>224228380
What the fuck is the point of this? I mean I have seen score boosting in Tribes 2. Is this pretty much what it is or is there literally no point to this at all for reals? Because if it is then that's the gayest shit I have ever heard.
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>>224228523
>I dare you to show me a worse feel than this.
braindead teammates in profresh 750
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>>224228606
retarded children doing retarded things
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>>224228523
>One battle away from ranking up but have three cracks
>Lose twice in a row
>bar break
>Multiplayer maps and game modes have been updated
>now have to wait six hours just to try and make up for lost ground
It feels about the same as what you described only now there's a fucking waiting period. Bonus:
>The ranked mode replacing whatever you just had your bar break on is clams
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>>224228523
>getting wiped on the first wave of Salmon Run
I know this shit ain't like the rarest thing ever but you just feel like an asian parent who just had their son tell you that he had a C- on one of his tests.
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>>224228606
Kids legitimately play this game.
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>>224228940
Yeah nothing beats that first scenario.
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>>224228663
You realise you play with Pro of any rank right? Judging by that quota of 17 they are all extremely low ranked pro.
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>>224228523
I had many
>Crushing easily the enemy team
>Fucking up on wave 1 due to lazy egg gathering team
>Losing a 4v3
>Getting fucking beaten by WUTs
>Deranking from WUTs to join timmies back in A rank
>Missing easy shots and getting fucked for it
>Teammates can't attack and suck ass at defending
>Teammates over extend their defence position and get splattered with me left to defend
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>>224228940
>One battle away from ranking up but have three cracks
You can just stop there. That shit is like my high anxiety point in visual form. I have to take a breather for an hour, or a day, just to mentally ease my mind into thinking that it's ok if I lose and de-rank.
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>>224228393
You are Drac
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Just bought the game.
To anyone who owns the jap ver. how do you change the language?
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>>224231140
you cannot
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>>224231140
can't. sorry mate.
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>>224229490
Present her with two woomies with opposite qualities and watch her implode in a paradox.
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>>224231336
Which woomies do we use though? Professor and Special?
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>>224231469
Hoodrat and Autism
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>>224231140
You're stuck with it. You're not missing much though.DJ Octavio says some retarded shit if you have the NA version and the chatrooms in OE are good too but aside from that...
You might as well just look up the english dialogue on Youtube. NA if you want cute and dumb, and EU if you want an actual translation.
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>>224231772
>The niggest woomy and the whitest woomy
It works
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>>224231469
lemonade and piss
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>>224205417
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>>224231871
I want to make an oreo with them.
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>>224231871
the wh*test woomy is clearly Squinty
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>>224231976
As usual Marina had to whore her outfit up.
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post yfw new Sheldon's Picks has Eliter 3K with Point Sensor and Inkjet as a "throwback"
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>>224207074
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>>224232285
Squinty is a mutt with jelly grandparents
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>>224232384
Nothing wrong with showing your stuff if you have something to show
>>224232568
yfw it's burst bomb and new dragon ball super
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>>224232660
what makes Autism so white?
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>>224232753
It's in the name
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>>224232718
that's not a throwback tho. sensor and inkjet is similar to splat1 except with sub and special functions switched. dragonball doesn't work as a locator.
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>>224232228
You'd need at least two choctos for that
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>>224233047
Hoodrat, Autism, and Old Woomy Hoodrat
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>>224233047
The only two choctos are mocha and orchid
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>>224232921
you can cut one chocto in half, and then claim the result as half of a double stuff oreo
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filling up 'Tism's womby!
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>oops all random! SR

Kill me.
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Nice """game""" discussion retards
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>>224234163
>hating the best loadout
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>>224234163
It's literally the best loadout

How shit are you
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>>224233140
There's also taki and yako but they're under developed
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>>224228606
In addition to kids who do this shit, there's also "adults" who do it because they think this game is way too stressful
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>>224234284
>>224234553
>le random loudout is best xDDDD
>its so random!!
fuck off
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So decided to call it "salmon slamming?"
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>>224234764
>this game is way too stressful
Then why fucking play it instead of some indieshit or mobile ports
>>224235049
cry more baby
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>>224235231
Thats what its called when Cohock can't contain himself anymore and forces woomy to the ground for some funtime.
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>>224234189
Nice "on topic post" retard
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>>224232285
>censoring white
yikes
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>>224235614
>being this new
lmao dumb Wh*Toid
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/BkbLpO1YuII?start=41&end=44&version=3

Never fails
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>>224236029
>got double
>complains
come back when you spend like 2-3 drinks and get 0-1 sub each attempt
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>>224236029
that shirt is so unfresh
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>>224236502
Say that again bitchboi.
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>>224236661
>chargerfag wears unfresh shit gear
transcendant levels of pottery
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>>224236502
I like it so that's fine.
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>>224237004
that looks like some chink from a fish market
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>>224237114
Nothing wrong with seafood.
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>>224236029
>>224236661

freddy krueger lookin ass
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Are there any restrictions to how many of each weapon type you can get for the all random Salmon run?
Just had a game with 3 chargers and we got wrecked by a glowfly wave
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>>224238005
this is why i dont like it
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>>224238005
No, that's the best part, only crybabies like >>224238065 hate it
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>>224238005
Ink the wall and even with chargers you can cheese a goldfly wave
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>>224231218
>>224231326
>>224231854
guess it’s time to decode these moonrunes one way or the other
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>>224239001
big yikes
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>>224239314
Post their responses to being called cringe
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I'm gonna make it, lads

also that's a lot of lewdposting
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>>224239001
I can't believe how lewd Cocoa is. And she doesn't even realize it herself which makes it all the better
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>>224240830
>that literal timmy with 0 splats
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>when the Salmon Run is riding off of invincibility frames
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>>224241035
Not like the one assist pro is much better
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>>224241236
Oh shit I forgot about that comic. I need to catch up
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Few minutes B.
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>>224239001
I wish Professor was still around.
They were actually pretty damn cool.
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>>224242015
I feel that way about Autism.
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>>224242952
>ponyfucker
>cool
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>>224238005
could be worse
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>>224243918
This could be the ending of an Akira Kurosawa flick
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>>224243918
I can't believe this shit is unintentional
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudFu9yOVe8

Wadsm made a "How to git gud" guide.
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Did Off the Hook win that voting contest yesterday?
I missed it.
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>>224244361
no
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>>224243138
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>still gets assblasted about ponies
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>>224243918
The last stand of the samurai
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>>224244361
No that reddit and comment celeb infested channel voted for the camera cause lol XD.
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>>224244429
>>224245202
goddamnit
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every other wave
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Shy's taking a break from Ranked because the last the game she had yesterday left her with a headache that she still hasn't gotten over.

>>224245467
Yeah, it was a lot of "Hype for the Hypercam!" an stuff like that.
It was rigged from the start.
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>>224244226
Really at the moment I have lost all desire to even get good. I play so much and never improve at all despite being aware of what I am doing wrong. I am only playing at this point because its what I do.
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>>224247363
Don't get tilted at videogames, it's not very healthy
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>>224243918
This is easy with those weapons. Kite three bosses to basket and then run away
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>>224222534
Fake and gay
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>>224247583
Playing videogames is not healthy in general
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>>224246915
Hoodrat
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FRRRRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS!
Who wants to grab some eggs?
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>>224248594
Sure make a room
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What do I use bomb rush on? Just the flyfish?
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What shoes go well with the zapfish jacket? Sunset hi orca's maybe?
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>>224247583
Yeah, that's why I stopped.
I don't usually get tilted, but damn.
Ranked stresses me out like nothing else and is why I didn't even touch it for like three months after I first got the game.
I don't care if I lose in Turf because it's the fun, casual, IDGAF mode and I get practice different weapons and stuff, but Ranked is a different beast because there's stuff actually at stake.
I'll come back to it later, I just gotta relax for right now.
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>>224249284
Nice!
SR room 2/4
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wat shoes match this?
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>>224249593
punk blacks
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>>224249593
>>224249421
try suede lace-ups, wingtips, brouges or kid clams
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>>224249482
That's totally fine, taking breaks is important
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>>224249593
annaki habaneros
red work boots
navy wingtips
amber hi-tops
chocolate dakroniks
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>grizzco slosher and charger not in rotation
>only grizzco bwasta
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>>224250212
>replying to 2-hour old stale bait
fuck you in particular, you are no better than the cancer you are "fighting".
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fuck did i miss a splatfest for US or it hasnt happened yet? I havent missed a single splatfest since the online test one.
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>>224247363
Listen to metal
That always helps me
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>>224247363
>>224245467
At least we were able to get an amazing cover of of Fly Octo Fly

https://youtu.be/FbWot7wJSuU
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>>224250972
i only like jap pop bands who sing english
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>>224250525
Fuck off nazi frog the blaster is great
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>>224252040
fucking clash outdamages it
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Anybody hosting SR?
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>>224252753
Sure, I'm down
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>>224251545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7roEQOfRrM
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>dynamo and eliter on cohock wave
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>>224249510
GG L,
Just going for my superbonus since the freelancers seem even worse than usual.
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>>224253024
But...ending on a loss leaves a bad taste in my mouth. One more game.
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>flyfish takes forever to start firing
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That's better
GG L, M2, and MN
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Any SR rooms up?
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>>224253164
We don't post nazi frogs in this part of 4chan. Stop sucking at SR too.
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That was amazing, lads
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Why are people scared to host SR?
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>>224254349
>tfw too shy and worried that no one would join
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>>224254057
And who made you the boss?
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>>224254043
Unless someone swiped my spot already
>>224254318
>>224249510
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>>224254349
HERE'S how you host a room!
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>>224254668
>The beta redditor doesn't remember the Allies vs Axis Spaltfest
Protip: Allies won decisively
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>>224254349
because once you post your friend code you immediately get spammed with friend requests (half of which are probably babt), which is annoying when you have to add people to play with. it's easier to hang out in others' lobbies for a while until you got some common players in your friend list, and then start hosting.
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>>224254349
>SR hosts get shitposted at relentlessly
>wtf why does no one want to host guise!?
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>>224254989
That explains why the old host have a separate secret club cut off from /ink/ now.
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>>224254709
1/4

Anyone else gonna Salmon Run? Just remember to be yourself.
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>>224254865
>playing lagfests when splathex is a thing
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>>224255253
Are you 999?
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>that clutch ending
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>>224255462
no but i WILL be
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That was close.
Room's back up
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This game is unbelievable.

X rank Clam Blitz. My team pops the baller to give them the lead back, then when we take down their barrier the tenta brella doesn't throw his clams in to give us the lead.

Rank X is such a joke.
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>>224255613
no seabagging allowed
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I dont know how to properly dynamo in a gusher round mb
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>>224255876
find goldie
STEAMROLL THE GOLDIE
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>>224255876
Find goldie
Stand in front of the goldie
Slowly move forward
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>right at beginning of goldie round
>*DIIIIIING*

is there a better feel

Also 2/4 in Salmon Run

Anyone else?
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>Hydra
>Bwasta
>Hydra
>against these shit draw bosses
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We still won D2. Sneaked back to the tower and killed two people on it
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Don't you see people sometimes on your team when you win that have 1 kill and 8 deaths, never touched the objective and think why the fuck are you getting points you did nothing at all.
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>>224256780
that's me
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my connection is too shit to play right now
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>>224257079
Ok then
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>>224256780
I bet they are disappointed too, they just wanted to derank back into comfy S+ but you set them back a couple matches.
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>everyone dead
>salmon assholes about to gangbang me
>wave 3 completed
I don't know if I should be happy or disappointed
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>>224231976
Chocolate coated cookies are evidently serious fucking business.
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Still 2/4

Anyone else looking to Salmon Run?
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Holy shit, Emei. I am so sorry about that kiwki idiot
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>13/24 delivered
>everyone dead
>final 10 seconds
Yeah, we weren't making that.
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Awesome games M, M and L!
Need a break now.
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>>224259820
GGs L, L, M2
A lot of fun close rounds
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GGs M, MN, L. Some very solid runs.
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>>224255319
>Nazi frog gets banned for cheating
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
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Thanks, Emei. That Last Stand was pretty cool.
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Those were some awesome rounds, ggs!
That blaster seriously packs a punch, I missed using it
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>>224260040
such an amazing street sweeper. it just brushes trash aside.
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Hey /ink/ which Brella is best? I never really played around a lot with the Brellas, but i'm starting to hear, that they are really good when you master them. So before I master the wrong Brella, which is the best one?
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>>224261168
Splat Brella.
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>>224261168
Tenta brella and splat brella are both used at high ranks, however ink saver main and run speed up are near necessities for using them. Undercover brella is kinda cool especially with its shield restoration buff but it doesn't hold up at the highest levels.
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Having high sensitivity seems like a necessity for playing dualies well. Otherwise adjusting your aim while dodge rolling becomes way too difficult.
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>>224261364
>however ink saver main and run speed up are near necessities for using them.

Good because I have 2 pure armor sets with both of those.
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>>224261837
You'll do well then. It's just a matter of learning how to use the shield effectively now.
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>>224262030
Isn't the basic techqiue with the splat brella to allow it to open after every shot generally? Unless you are in a situation where you can get an obvious 2nd shot in without getting shot at yourself.
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>>224262030
Every shot at an opponent that is.
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got this game yesterday, now i really want to hug some woomers
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>>224262247
>>224262395
Yes, depending on the weapon type your enemy is using it's a pretty good idea but its kind of hard to put into words when and when not to shield, especially since holding the shield up consumes ink. As for tentabrella, the shield should pretty much always be deployed as a form of moving cover, while you typically don't want to deploy the splatbrella.
It's also worth noting that if you tap fire the splatbrella/uc brella without putting up its shield between shots its strafe speed is one of the best in the game.
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League lobby 3/4
It's TC Kelp Dome and Triggerfish
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fuck u dane, im not joining your lobby
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>>224263130
K?
Relax
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>>224263130
Where did the bad squid touch you, anon?
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>>224263446
u made my phone fuckin have an alert. who the fuck even uses the mobile app, shitter
>>224263716
die
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>>224264045
Why are you such a spaz kier. Jesus
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Hackfags BTFO
https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1027991128673595392
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>>224264552
im still not banned. im using a mario aces cert injected into s2 and have been using splathex
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>>224265754
Don't worry your day is coming too.
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Yo where the white veemos at?
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>>224266354
There's a few but most of them are autistic/anti-social.
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>>224266139
i have been waiting. doesnt really matter at this point because im not going to buy online. also if something amazing did came out, id just buy the new 8gb ram model thats unhackable and use this one offline. no big.
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That fucking faggot brella
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>>224267082
Bro, he was everywhere.
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>>224267174
Ggs man. We almost went 7/7
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>>224267325
Yea. GG. Thanks for having me.
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>>224266498
>autistic
That's even better
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>>224262735
Hug sexually?
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>>224255319
Can people splathax their Rank X power?
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>>224268154
Yeah you can hack that. Some guy did it recently and made the ranking on SplatNet read "Please Add Anti-Cheat"
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>>224268753
Blame Kuro.
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Squinty is a very good woomy who deserves lots of headpats
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>>224270246
Squinty is a dumb
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>>224268947
>implying it won't die before 100 posts like it always does
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>>224270279
based
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>>224214110
>a stickfag not having fun in a game made for gyro controls

really makes my noggin stretch
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>>224218739
maybe their sniper is just good at kicking your shit in

stop bitching
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>>224271605
every time this is posted, he comes back the very next thread.
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>>224271605
I miss thwompu and kierboy
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>>224271605
Miss me some other time. I'm busy playing Overcooked 2.
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hello friends
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>>224270246
Best woomy
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>>224272743
I must disagree. >>224270279 is the best woomy now.
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>>224267785
VERY sexually
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>>224272889
growup
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Fucking christ C those armor pops are on point
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>>224273654
Yes we know, this game has shit connections.
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>>224273654
watch your language
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Aaaaand 5 min penalty
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>>224273575
Thanks. I’ve been working on my timing.
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>>224273654
TWENTY
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I reached Rank X.

Now what?
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>>224232384
Pearl makes her do it so that she can tease her friends about what they'll never have
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>>224274010
Well... stop it with that
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Agent 8 is an angel.
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>>224274328
You throw games in and try to de-rank
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>>224274328
You try to stay in X rank.
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>>224274328
Starting playing ranked with less de-rank anxiety cause its hard to derank from X.
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>>224274432
Alright, alright. When you’re around, I’ll practice with something else. My other weapons are collecting dust anyway.
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>>224274438
Blessed image
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Hosting Profresh 400 room. Down to play for awhile.
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>>224274918
Kidding. I'll just have to deal with it. including the pops ruining my ninja squidin
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>>224275191
She sure is
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Why does the EU team keep giving Marina all the shitty choices for Splatfests?
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>>224275401
Still looking for players? I'll join in a second.
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The contrast between sub 2300 power level average rooms and above 2300 is massive. They might as well be too different ranks to be honest.

The regular ones I get put in between 2100-2300 I can do fine in and often even carry my team. In almost every match above that power so far I have pretty much either been carried or lost.
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>>224275768
Yeah I'm still looking, you'd make it 2/4
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>>224275614
I can’t hide behind armor forever. Though I been wondering how the ninjas on my team felt about it.
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Alright 2/4, we'll go with randos for now so (You) me if you want in.
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>>224275693
EU is Pearl territory
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>>224276034
I'll join once it opens. It's storming where I'm at so if I disconnect that's why.
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please look at all these good woomies.
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>>224276381
no
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>>224275660

>Water dripping from her body.

>Is unharmed.

How?
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>>224276086
Kek
>Fucking faggot C____ quit giving me armor!
Something like that.
Also I DC'd right at the end after that last kill. Mind posting the score pic?
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>>224276381

Inkopolis was a great place until all those Octolings came.
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>>224276580
We've been over this before. The whole water thing has never been 100% cleared up and even Nogami has stayed vague on it, calling his explanations "theories." At this point, I'd just let it slide.
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>>224276303
Awesome. 3/4 now.
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>>224276593
You’re 7(0)/3/3
Did you want the whole team score?
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>>224276887
Sent a request.
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>>224277165
Accepted. Remade room should be a full crew now.
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>>224277134
Yeah, and who won. I think you guys did but I made a good desperate push for turf at the end
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>>224277490
Uh, R and VD?
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>>224277490
Rejoining at the net rotation, we started a shift
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>>224277730
Alright, we can wait.
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How shit of an ability is Haunt? My jacketfu has it. Also assuming it isn't complete trash what can I even pair with it? Is this the one time Cold Blooded is actually useful?
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>>224277537
Yea, we had it.
I’m out for now. Good hanging out with ya.
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anyone got wooly urchins classics with SCU main?
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>>224277953
Thanks
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>>224277797
I'm in. Still playing VD?
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>>224205448
Splat bomb!
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>>224277806
It's useless. Sorry anon.
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>>224277806
haunt is literally useless, i'm sorry
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Кaк дeлa my octo/squid slavs
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>>224277806
Just wait for an alt main to show up on Splatnet or beg for it here - someone might have it.

That's what I did for my woomy's set. Took over a month but the gear eventually came around.
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>1 win away from getting over 2300 for the first time
>match loads up
>powerlevel is pretty low
>there is a fucking neo-sploosh on my team
>trying to be positive
>maybe hes not that bad, maybe he can be of some kind of use

Nope of course not, spent the whole match charging his 10 lots of tenta missiles and placing beakons in useless places even while the enemy takes the lead.

Of course I lose 17 points wiping out the last 4 wins.

I shouldn't have to play with these fucking imbeciles.
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>>224277968
I'm pretty sure that doesnt exist yet anon. Any other SCU hats you're looking for?

>>224278084
I for the life of me cant get away from your Baller. GGs.
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is there an /ink/ power rankings
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>>224278846
#1: Me
#2: Y'all
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>>224278846
Yeah
The top player is Anonymous, and the bottom player is Anonymous
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>>224278719
oof, no
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any abilities that can help overall? rather than focusing on my weapon cause i use lots of different weapons
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>>224276580
Them "drowning" is just a convenient game mechanic to designate "no-go" zones, like hundreds of games before it. Maybe Inklings for the most part never bothered to learn how to swim in water, and thus drown. It would be absurd to suggest that water itself is harmful to them as ink is usually nearly 50% water.
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>>224279567
Swim speed on everything, homie.
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i wish squids were real
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>>224279567
quick respawn and stealth jump
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>>224279818
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>>224279034
Fuck off retard, anonymous is much better than anonymous
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>>224279818
But squids are real?
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>>224280329
Fake and gay
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>>224280329
that's just a jap dildo
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Why does Mr. Grizz even stock brushes? He should know they're terrible.
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>>224278963
That tumbnail made it look like her butt was censored
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there is literally nothing good about pearl, except for gnome fetishism
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She did save the world, though. So there's that.
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And with that, I'm out. GGs, r, R, n
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GGs R/VD/N
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GGs, VD and R. Thanks for playing. Still wanna go N?
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GGs
>>224281780
Sure!
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you squids are alright. dont come to the square tommorrow
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>>224281870
Alright 2/4 for now. I'll probably play for another 15 to 30 minutes.
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Should I be a squid or an octo?
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>>224282402
Yes.
Switch between them for different sets, or you're a fucking scrub.
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>>224282402
Be whichever you find sexier
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>>224282402
squid and only squid.
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is comback a good ability?
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>>224282402
>even taking the option of playing as the canonically worse race into consideration
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>>224282902
Yes but only if you play aggressive.
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>>224281951
GGs! Battery about to die, or I'd keep going.
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>>224282575
Oh, that's easy.
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>>224283243
Alright ggs n. Sorry about that end I got killed right as I was trying to shoot you. Overall good runs though hope we can play again.
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>>224282902
Great if you expect to die a lot playing a front line weapon and even better if you combine with stealth super jump.
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>>224206816
Or they are just the chosen "people".
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why do you fucks only play the casual horde mode instead of the ones that matter
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>>224283780
i dont play this game at all
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>>224283780
I enjoy and play every mode (except CB) in this game and have X rank in two modes. I just only play SR with /ink/ or the occasional TW.
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>>224283780
>the ones that matter
None of them matter friendo
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What's with all the porn of Cocoa? First Manyakis and now Diives, when will her thotery end?
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>>224283780
Salmon run with ink is more fun imo, getting smashed by x ranks can take a toll on me
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>>224283780
Playing SR, TW, and hell, even League with /ink/ can be loads of fun.
Getting reamed in ranked can make me depressed and I don't need that right now.
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I'm really pretty close to giving up playing. I'm sick of rank x and it's requirement that you consistently carry the retards in your team every match or you lose a billion points when you will only get 4 or 5 for the win.

At least in the previous ranks it's just a crack on your bar rather than wiping out 4 or 5 games progress for one loss because you get a neosploosh farming useless missiles an entire match rather than playing the game and a clash that can get a fucking kill.

That's without even taking into consideration DCs that count and throwers.
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GGs dane
you're a hella good roller
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ORDER UP. ONE SQUID PUSSY AND A SPECIAL CHARGE UP DRINK.

https://imgur.com/a/e0btfhw
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>>224285361
Yeah I feel the same, except I feel like I'm the dead weight most of the time.
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>>224285501
w-wewmy
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>>224285501
ah yes
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>>224285501
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Some faggot named His&andHerps is the biggest bitch in world who I apparently did /something/ to displease.
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>>224284836
>someone here actually commissioned diives
Hope they enjoyed wasting their money. They should pay shadman while they're at it.
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>>224285678
I knew it, Autism was a lewd woomy all along.
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Shifty station for EU and Japan
https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1027786637110116353
I don't really get it. The gimmick seems pointless.
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>>224285501
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>>224284429
>>224285072
>>224285338
I have never seen any request to play something besides SR in this general
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>>224285887
maybe it's because SR is the co-op mode and the other game modes aren't
truly makes me think
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>>224285887
Lurk more
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>>224285887
We just had a private lobby yesterday.
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>>224285501
Wonderful
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>>224285404
Thanks
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>>224285501
This looks identical to the last one you drew?
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>>224285501
You messed up my order.
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>>224286159
Oh, I had it sketched out and someone said it looked like Inkura, so I made a quick edit and posted it to /ink/, but this was what it was supposed to be from the beginning.
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>>224285820
As far as I can tell it wasn't a commission.
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>>224286183
Take it up with the management, I'm off the clock, thot.
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>>224286407
>says sweets, one of the biggest thots there is
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woomy.
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>>224286674
Please don't talk about my wife that way.
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>>224286407
I can manage the food truck better than you, I am the best!
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>>224286739
all three good woomies
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>>224286991
why won't you get your good woomy webm?
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>>224286947
I really wanna see smut of this woomer
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>turf war
>octo boy in neo octoling bondage armor set with an N Zap keeps chasing me down and killing me

I am both terrified and aroused...
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>>224287156
I didn't know I had a webm
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>>224286739
replace greenzip with cd and you have the bully squad
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>>224286739
left: bully woomy
center: one of the goodest woomies, if not THE goodest
right: very good woomy
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>>224285887
Salmon run is the only good game mode you can play together, league and turf war are shite
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It's Friday today! What side did you pick for the splatfest, EU friends?
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>>224286947
You can't do it, kid!
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>>224287393
if i were a yuro, i'd pick relax
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>>224287393
The cooler one
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>>224287393
There's no option to pick yet in the game.
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>>224287393
>Good Woomy
More like Lewd Woomy.
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>>224287280
you're supposed to make a private lobby to get your correct orange so i can make one, but you're always playing codd howard's game.
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>>224288532
Will she ever get an octo or the honeypot?
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>rolling the Grizzco blaster

Holy shit. This thing is overpowered. I could play SR solo with this!
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so who are /ink/ worst players?
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>>224289405
(You)
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I>>224289405
you
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>player DCs before match starts
>communication error has occurred as soon as it starts
I lose points for this how?
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>>224289405
Me. I can't get out of B in ranked but I dominate in Turf War.
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>>224289405
let's change the topic
who are the best ranked players?
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>>224289851
anyone in x, apparently
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>>224287332
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>>224289851
Rainy, Trendy, Autism, Calamar
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>>224289851
me
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>>224289201
>piece of shit worse than a bunch of normal weapons
>overpowered
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>>224289851
no, back on topic
/ink/'s worst players
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>>224290074
They're all bad woomies. Bad, mean, bully woomies. Of which I've never played against Cday.
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how do I earn cash fast
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>>224291130
salmon run
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>>224291130
one simple trick
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>>224290898
>bad
>woomies
i just meme around with the memebrella, how can i possibly be bullying?
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Freelancing today was a mistake.
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Profresh Sammin.
3/4
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>>224288764
There was a time when that was likely but if anyone wants Sweets now, they'd have to pull her from Slut and Schoolgirl.
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>>224292376
please, stop
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What do you usually think when you see a bunch of octos on your team?
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>>224293427
I'm about to lose.
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Room's back up, get in while you can.
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Callie is a t h o t
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>>224294059
no u
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Any open rooms? Freelancers are draggin me down again, stuck at Profresh 100 now
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>>224294059
please, stop
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Anyone up to slam for a little bit?
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Please send assistance, I'm at 60 Profresh now.
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>>224295439
>
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>>224296116
dont you ever fucking reply to me again or when im janny, i will ban you so hard your save file gets corrupted you little squib
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>>224296740
how will they know i spamfucked them? i put my multiple ips to good use along with unique email addresses. chances are ill be accepted multiple times and lulz will be had.
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This SR is fucking retarded. Half of the weapons given are completely useless at Profresh, and then there's the usual hell of Freelancers™. Like what the ever-loving fuck am I supposed to do with a Hydra when it's a Griller wave?
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>>224296521
no u
bich
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>>224297330
Hope your teammates lure grillers to the right place, pick a safe spot and shoot the tail.
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>>224297330
what is a griller?
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>>224297094
nobody sane wants to be a janny, and then suddenly they get a million applications in one day. they'll know something's fishy.
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So far I've played almost exclusively with Tentatek Splattershot because I wanted to get familiar with a well-rounded weapon and be as helpful to my teams as possible. What weapon should I pick up next? As long as it's effective, I'd like something forgiving more than anything.
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>>224297792
so what, then they accept 0? yup, not gunna happen.
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>>224298134
do what drac does and use the custom jet squelcher! stay away from danger because you have longer range than anything minus chargers and hydras! protect yourself from flanks with burst bombs! end overtime pushes with the sting ray! be useless to your team because you're a coward and don't get off your perch!
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>>224298134
Enperries. Similar weapon with better mobility at the cost of losing a ranged attack.
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>>224298134
Anything besides Neo Sploosh can be helpful. Even Aerospray. Try everything.
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>>224298393
>be useless to your team because you're a coward and don't get off your perch!
that's splatling's job. jet played right is the most aggressive 4-liner.
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>>224298641
>that's splatling's job.
So be Mata instead? Ah, gotcha.
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>>224298393
>Jet Squelcher
>useless
try again
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>>224299070
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>>224298134
If you've got Inkjet mastered, Use the Ballpoint.
It gives you short-range stopping power for emergencies, while giving you enough range to challenge Chargers hiding on their perches.
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>>224298329
>octo on flag
shit anime
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>>224298393
In general I've had more success with mobile classes over snipers in shooters, but I'm sure it's worth a try
>>224298421
This sounds rad
>>224298502
Yeah, I've enjoyed playing all the weapons in single player, I just get competitive and want to optimize in multi
>>224299409
"Mastered" is not the word I'd use. I'll work on it

Cheers senpais
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>>224297330
>keep getting e-liter on swarm rounds and squeezers pretty much any other time
>It turns out that the squeezer isn't even a bad SR weapon
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Profresh Sammin is back online.
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>>224298884
I hope the yellow looks good. Hope we get something good like that here in the US
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i do not want anything to do with this game and its childish drama anymore
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How do you guys do that flicky-shot thing with the charger?
I've been trying it for like twenty minutes and can't get it right.
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>>224300165
who dis?
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>>224300267
Practice it at first in the test range. Charge a shot while not pointing at one of the dummies and then move the motion control in a direct line towards it and shoot. Start off slow and gradually speed up as you get comfortable with each speed increase. It takes a lot of practice.
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>>224300267
step 1: motion

step 2: flick that wrist bitch


just practice it in the practice range. youll get better at it with time. it's not something you wanna go for every kill though, they can be risky shots
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>>224300267
Practice.
Start off doing it slowly then try and do it faster.
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how's my squid?
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>>224300267
Motion controls.
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bump
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Man I hate rainmaker. It's the one mode perhaps besides clam blitz, but teams are rarely coordinated enough to do this in solo queue, where all it takes is one slip up from you or your team and it can be game over in under 30 seconds.
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>>224302746
good veemo!
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>>224302746
cute cephalopods
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>>224302746
>left
>cute smile
>cute tentacles
>cute ears
>cute eyebrows
>cute mask
>right
>gross smile
>gross tentacles
>gross ears
>gross eyebrows
>gross eye rings
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>>224302746
How did you get the left one looking so smooth?
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>>224302983
And the award for the world's worst taste goes to (You)! Congratulations!
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>>224303078
waifu2x image filter
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>>224300267
alright dude, chargers have a second reticle you may not notice it since it's kinda hard to see, try using that grey reticle as your guide when hiding the laser and then do a quick flick to pull off the shot, try to get a nice sensitivity and practice on either turf or on the dummies, it becomes second nature once you learn it
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>>224299070
>NOA
>>224299207
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>>224302983
squinty plsss
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>>224303078
>>224303556
seems like they forgot to run the octo image through waifu
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>>224303840
It's the European splatfest this month. Dunno why there's nothing for the US one yet.
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>>224304053
NoA is doing the translation for all English versions now.
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>>224303947
They ran it on both, but they clearly only upscaled the octo image, while they used noise removal on the squid image.
t. waifu2x expert
>>224304053
Doesn't NOA handle both America and Europe now?
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>>224302746
The woomy is still better.
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>>224304148
Callie is perfection
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>>224276580
At this point just assume that the water inklings use to bathe/drink or whatever is treated by some process which makes it safe
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No matter how many neo sploosh missile spamming cunts I block there always seems to be another one to fuck up my rotation.

Anyone who can't get to X here's how you do it. Wear a load of special charge up, use neo sploosh, spam missiles and ignore everything else in the game. Try to aim for 10 a match.
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So what's your theory on how Inklings and water interact?
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>>224302983
>implying veemos don't have the best smile in the universe
>implying having less suckers is better
>implying woomies don't have nasty feet compared to veemos
>implying veemos aren't for protecc
>implying you have good taste
begone , dum squid
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>>224304431
Water isn't lethal in of itself but Inklings/Octolings sink like bricks in it
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>>224304330
Correct
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>>224304148
ah, i didn't notice the dimensions. not even when i clicked instead of hovered to get a better look... i'm a bit tired
i use waifu a lot, but i very rarely upscale things because i never really have anything small with high enough quality to look good (i tried with a cq cumber leggy pose pic but it was Too Smooth and weird)
in fact, every splat pic i plan to upload somewhere gets waifu'd because aaaahhhhhhhh this game
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>>224304562
Contrary to Nogami's theories, I go with this, seeing as how they can still wade waist deep and be perfectly fine
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>>224304431
They're fine as long as they're not submerged and some reverse omosis shit starts happening
They don't know how to swim in water as their inkly composition makes them sink and swimming a great difficulty
Salt in water is probably corrosive to them in some way.
So showers amd getting rained on is no big deal.
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does anyone have the image of all the ink colors while wearing the biskit to show what color the biskit is with which ink?
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>>224304431
Inklings are not entirely made out of ink.
Inklings can drink water, take showers and baths, and dip their limbs into a body of water. However, they cannot swim, and once they start sinking, the water enters their body in areas it's not supposed to. It enters their ink sac, dilutes it, and the Inkling cannot hold their body together anymore. They dissolve.
Inklings must keep their chest and head above solid blocks of water. They can enter public pools if they have a life raft or buoy, and are connected to the respawn system in the case of an accident. Inklings are not allowed to enter the water at a beach.
If you want to get away with murder, shove an Inkling into the ocean when they're not connected to the respawn system and when no one's looking.
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>>224304131
Doesn't the NA and EU versions have different dialogue though? DJ Octavio is literally a different character in the NA version.
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How do you roller?
I feel like you have no approach options.
Do you just flank all day or what?
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>>224305171
No, but have a bisk on the house
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>>224304148
>>224304330
>>224304674
>Callie willingly and repeatedly becomes an octopus' bitch slut because she likes the way a pair of shades looks on her
>Pearl uses the power of her voice to overpower and destroy a wave motion cannon pointed at Inkopolis and saves the world from complete destruction
How can Calliefags even compete?
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>>224305321
In Splatoon 1, yes. In Splatoon 2, no.
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>>224305396
thank you, have a bisk in return
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>>224305282
>If you want to get away with murder, shove an Inkling into the ocean when they're not connected to the respawn system and when no one's looking.
Makes me wonder if how easy it is to disconnect someone, and whether or not inkopolis even has murders occurring
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>>224305404
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>>224305404
Do not use my precious Pearl to shitpost, you annoying fucking secondary
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>>224305404
I'd become Octavio's bitch slut too desu. Don't even need those shades.
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>>224305709
but why
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>>224305404
This is why nobody likes Pearlfags.
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>>>/wsg/2327601
by far the most asshole clenching match I've ever had
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>>224306069
Don't judge us all based off a single baiting shitposter. Callie is easily my #2 idol and I would never say bad things about her.
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>>224305892
Why wouldn't you want best boy to remix your brain?
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>>224306609
Because I like my brain how it is, I have standards, and because Octavio is an evil fuck who deserves to rot in that snowglobe for all eternity.
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>>224306609
I want DJ Octavio to remix my insides with his tentacles
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I hit s+ in all modes
say something nice to me /ink/
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>>224306609
>best boy
That title belongs to the Cap'n
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>>224306931
Maybe one day you won't be a shitter
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>>224306931
You are weak.
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>>224306931
You're better than me.
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>>224306972
Maybe, but I don't want to hold tentacles with Cap'n.
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>>224306931
good job anon! do you plan to keep going?
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>>224304460
>implying veemos don't have the best smile in the universe
they don't. webm related.
>implying having less suckers is better
it is. also sucker placement is important. on top they look like tumors.
>implying woomies don't have nasty feet compared to veemos
footfags pls go.
>implying veemos aren't for protecc
blendtec*
>implying you have good taste
squids won.
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>>224306362
Best girls
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>>224307329
not them, but
you're entitled to your opinions and i will respect that, but it seems our opinions don't align very well aside from footfags pls go
that being said, i still like you, dum bully
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>>224307457
Indeed
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>>224306790
I'd give anything to rot in that snowglobe with him.
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>>224307942
Correction: real best girls here
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>>224307863
not dum. not a bully.
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>>224307258
yeh, I've only played 100 hours so far
geim is fahn
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>>224305404
>he doesn't like best girls from their respective bands and games
Get a load of this poofter.
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>>224308272
um squid buly
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>>224308272
can't see the good in octos
sounds pretty dum to me
maybe you should try opening your eyes a little :^)
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>>224308318
What a jabrony
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>>224308272
>not dum
>not a bully
funni squidge
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GGs, Mata
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>>224308494
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>Beakon placed on spawn
Do I need anymore proof the game is putting tards on my team? This is bullshit. Why is the matchnaking so bad?
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>>224308895
Why do they even let you put a beakon on spawn?
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>>224308587
this is a bully.
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>>224308895
Might be someone used to using something like splat bomb where people often throw one out immediately after spawning. to get some special charger.
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>>224308737
GG's, bruddah!
And everyone who joined in!
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>>224308895
on the rare occasion i'm using a weapon with beakons, i'll do that at the start to tell everyone that i have beakons.
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>>224309284
Isn't there a little icon above the beakon holder's head to let everyone know they have beakons?
Or am I imagining things?
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>>224309284
If they can't be fucked to open the map they aren't going to use your beakons.
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I was busy today so no NA Splatfest announcement? I guess they'll announce next week and do it the 24th?
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>>224310178
nah splatoons ded
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>>224310178
WHERE'S MY ANNOUNCMENT
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how am i supposed to have fun when i lose 2/3 of all battles
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>>224310758
cheat
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Really doesn't matter how well you do because your team will just not do anything at all.
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>>224308895
I got tilted so hard over my teammates and losing several matches in a row for the first time in forever. This was just last week that I straight up decided I would take a couple of weeks off from Splatoon. Been playing nothing but Octopath Traveler since. I'll probably be back when I can grind and scrub the Splatfest tee again.
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>>224311047
So what you're saying is...
The only winning move...
Is to not play at all?
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>>224299070
Fucking yanks
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>NA splatfest when?
I'm back to being a poorfag again because I have to pay 20k a scrub. I miss my tee.
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>>224304431
They sink in fresh water, but given the new dialogue, salt water actually does hurt them. Maybe not to point of completely dissolving, but prolonged contact will result in blisters or something.
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>>224311365
If you want to keep your sanity yes. People play way to passively. Which is the best way to lose.
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>>224308895
If they have sub power up, they might do that for quicker escapes. Practice jumping to beakons quickly, it pays off.
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>>224311889
>new dialogue
What all does it say?
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Who wanna do some Salmon Run? Ill put a room up
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>>224312193
for some reason people don't understand that both offense and defense requires active play, and just halt all operations when there's no push opportunity.
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>>224304716
The manga does contradict Nogami by showing Inklings submerged but fine beyond the obvious drowning risk.
>>224305565
If humans had respawn systems, they'd throw that shit around everywhere. It's safe to assume no inkling is ever disconnected from the respawn system, if it is indeed a connection and not mere proximity.
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>>224312720
Do we even know how the respawn system works? Was it ever explained?
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Holy fuck 3 people down on the enemy team. I take them all out and trade on the third. One guy starts sting raying nobody and the other two literally just wait in mid doing nothing. No push of the tower at all.

The best we manage in the whole game after that is a 63 point push and the enemy took that easily back because its nothing.

How hard is it to just get on the fucking tower. These people should understand how and when to push being in Rank X but apparently not.
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>>224312783
What really gets me is that they didn't even push up and try and kill the enemy as the respawned though isntead of getting on the tower like normal. They did absolutely nothing. Just waited for the enemy to come back.
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>>224308272
explain yourself, squints
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>>224312770
In the second artbook, a little bit. They're basically kyurigs but with ink.
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>>224313103
booyahs are earned
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>>224308272
bad taste
bad eyesight
bad woomy
begone
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>>224313156
lmao the concentrated ink looks like one of those K-cups you put in keurigs
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>>224313179
it's ~fun~ and boosts morale if you booyah back at the start of the match! anything after is subject to your discretion
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>>224306931
Marie's voice actor is the hottest
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the CHAD morale booyahs

the virgin '""""earned"""" booyahs
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>>224313724
based
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>>224313156
Are we ever gonna get an English version of the Splatoon 2 artbook?
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>>224313724
I'll do it if someone else does, so as not to be the one guy in the group that didn't but I won't do it automatically.
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>>224313724
This post makes me angry.
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>>224313805
BASED

>>224313930
>>224313960
yikes...
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>>224311309
Speedy getting annoyed that no one keeps up with her in Ranked!
Speedy in a bad mood as she boots up a videogame to speedrun at home!
Speedy cheering up as Biker comes by for a visit!
Speedy and Biker getting comfortable in her room!
Speedy getting a PB!

But yeah, that sucks. Hopefully things turn out better in future matches.
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>>224313103
when i booyah, you explode. i saved your life at the beginning of the match.
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>>224313478
marina is white
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>>224311309
speedy, pls make a lobby with settings to get your ink color so i can make a good woomy webm.
>>224314312
also i don't booyah at the beginning if there are octos on my team. i don't want them getting the wrong idea.
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>>224314481
>making "good" woomy webms for bad woomies
YIKES...!
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>>224314532
>thinking bad woomies exist
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>>224314646
>believing all woomies are good just because they were born the "right" race
Y I K E R Z
I K E R Z
K E R Z
E R Z
R Z
Z
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I want to protect this awkward smile from bad woomies.
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>>224315330
based ink anon
stay based, friend
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>>224315330
big yikes from me on this one
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>>224314481
>also i don't booyah at the beginning if there are octos on my team. i don't want them getting the wrong idea.
...what?
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>squinty is racistanon
This is a painful realization, since it means there really are bad woomies....
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>senda is mexican
ay caramba
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>>224315483
Squint is racist against Octos.
She is also the one making "Good Woomy" webms.
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>>224315775
wtf i hate squinty now
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>>224315483
Do you have this image but without jpeg artifacts?
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>>224315657
>you are a fag
ay caramba
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>>224315947
i saved it from the artist
you're welcome to run it through waifu yourself, as i'm a bit busy with salmon run
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>>224316131
):
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>>224315947
oops meant for
>>224315657
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Better worse or about the same?
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>>224316585
cutie!
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>>224311889
This would have interesting implications on their evolution process. Inklings' ancestors would have to be freshwater squids (which don't exist right now either, they are the missing link here). That means evolution was localised to rivers, limiting their initial habitat but also placing them near human settlements untouched by water.
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Dynamo roller
Jet squelcher
Bamboozler

These should never be in salmon run because they are literally unusable.
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>>224316918
>implying Dynamo Roller isn't the best non-Grizz Salmon Run weapon in the game
Found the shitter!
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>>224315527
Squint is a specist not racist.
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>>224317045
It's the same.
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>>224316585
thanks, i'll replace my version with this
i really should go through and waifu the artifacty images i have, but i also have a lot of images
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>>224315527
no.
>>224317101
>>224317045
>>224315870
>>224315775
filename.
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>>224316937
It's too slow and ink hungry to be usable. Flingza is the best.
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>>224317217
you're not fooling anyone you dum squid
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>>224317256
Flingza doesn't roll over Cohocks in one hit.
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>>224316918
Dynamo is the best fishing weapon. Full stop. Steamrolls everything grounded, oneshots steelhead, the only weakness are stingers.
Jet is a great fishing weapon, its only problem is low-ish DPS. It's still pretty good against most things that aren't cohocks and drizzlers, it can even just barely one-cycle Steelhead.
Bamboo is the same as Jet except also a DPS monster and is thus good against everything. Except smallfry.
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>>224317217
I still want to know what Squinty's planning at Moray Towers
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>>224316918
Dynamo is the best non-Grizzco weapon out there.
Roll over all trash, Steel Eels and Scrappers, and can one-shot Steelheads.
Jet's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh.
Boozler's alright, I think?
I honestly I haven't had much of a chance to use it in SR.
>>224317256
Flingza's not -as- good as the Dynadong but still pretty good.
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Take your woomy out to lunch
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>>224317506
Wow, Dynamo rolls over Steel Eels and Scrappers if you catch them from behind? That's even crazier than I thought!
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>>224317256
All rollers consume ink when rolling at around the same rate, around 13 seconds off full tank. Except Dynamo does 400 damage on rollover and others do their normal damage (125, 125 and 70).
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>>224317539
Yeah, bruddah.
I believe Eels go down in one roll and Scrapper go down in two.
But yeah, shit's crazy.
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>>224317647
Eels go down in two rolls, but if you take them head on and shower the side of your roller you will bounce right back into where they are going and kill them very quickly. And you don't have to worry about trash pushing you around from under the curtain, you roll over them all anyway.
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>>224318029
Ah, two rolls. My B.
Still, they go down pretty quick for a boss.
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>Start playing deco gloogas with Ink Saver main and Ink Recovery
This is the shit. I don't remember why I stopped playing them, but they are fun as hell. Was even able to super fresh em'.
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>>224318286
Turns out being a stationary target is a really bad deal, even if it turns you into a more accurate .52 gal.
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>>224317217
>is racistanon
>eats octos for breakfast
im so disappointed in you
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>>224318423
you are fake news.
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>>224318336
Don't ruin this for me.
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>>224318423
>>224318423
fuck you nigger
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>>>224318286
ditch saver and recovery, gloogs are deceptively efficient
>>224318336
outranging and/or outdamaging everything in the game compensates for that. it's played more like a splatling than anything.
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new thread when
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>>224320389
>>224320389
>>224320389
>>224320389
>>224320389
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>>224314375
and Marie is still the cutest




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