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Previous Thread: >>224205417

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>News
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>Wiki
http://splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
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http://loadout.ink/

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Please look at this splendid squid.
What do you miss the most from Splatoon 1?
I want my Ika Musume gear back, but I have a feeling I'm gonna get monkeypawed and it'll be Jap exclusive.
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teamwork biskit!
what’s your favorite mode?
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>>224317437
memes.
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>>224320421
Seekers and Aerospray. MG was my jam back in the day.
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I'm going to marry Pearl!
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>>224320598
here's a pic of (you)
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>>224320518
I need a sub power set...
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>>224320421
corocoro gear
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Go to bed.
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>>224320598
>mayonnaise flavored wedding cake

barf
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>>224320598
Pearl’s rich. She probably has a personal harem to come home to every day. What makes you think she needs you?
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>>224320421
Never played 1, didn't have a wiiu
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>>224320653
that's only two pures. with three, the scoped eliter can't even fight back.
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Feed the muffin.
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>>224320421
The music. Splat 1 had a better soundtrack. Also the story mode was actually fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmLtw9zKeNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNWcciC-8bA
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i do not wish to play this game. do not ask me to, because i will not. gotta beef with that?
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is there a reason I shouldn't play at max sensitivity
I always felt like I was under shooting or lagging behind until I cranked it
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>>224320994
uhhhh, alright man
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i can try drawing something
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>>224321168
CQ Cumber balancing on an eightball.
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>>224320994
ok, you do you.

>>224321168
octo saturday night fever
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blobloblobber should be banned from splat zones. What's taking Nintendo so long to nerf this spammy wally shit?
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this is a very good woomy.
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>>224321168
good luck shiny
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>>224321168
this woomy playing cards with another cephalopod
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>>224321257
would headpat
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>>224321251
It should be banned from RM. If they have the tub and you don't they will always pop it
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>>224321308
>>224321257
these two playing cards
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>>224321308
i fixed this.
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>all the OCs on the last thread
Man I'm late to this fandom. just made one tho.
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>>224321379
i had to look so hard to notice the shadow
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>hit the 100 video limit on my switch
what the nigger fuck is this shit
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>>224321332
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>>224321783
make a twitter account and upload that shit.
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>>224321551
Don't get too heavy on details and backstory, leave some ambiguity for the thread to have fun with.
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>>224321829
The next part where they beat her up please and thanks
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>>224321257
I want to steal this woomy's hat.
>>224321829
I don't like where this is going.
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>>224322190
it doesn't belong to the thread...
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>>224322258
Then try to get into the Discord.
You'll probably get eaten alive here if you talk too much about it, anyway.
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Comfy late night Salmon Runs?
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>>224320421
Squid Sister performances
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>>224322326
i'm not that anon. i'm just saying the thread shouldn't get to take the backseat in oc creation. maybe some small details if the person likes them, sure.
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>>224322328
You mean european saturday morning salmon run?
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>>224322423
It all kind of depends on what the person wants to do with it.
Some folks are just fine with letting the thread take the wheel.
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>>224322258
c'mon, we won't bite. at worst (or best) we'll lewd it.
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>>224322439
???
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>>224322439
do they need a license for salmon run yet?

>>224322482
>lewd it
yeah, that's pretty easy sometimes.
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Somehow it's still surprising to me that Nintendo came up with such lovely characters. No disrespect meant to Nintendo at all.
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>>224322817
had it gone a different way they could be rabbits. Crazy, eh?
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>>224322817
Nintendo finally created a new IP and also allowed a younger dev team to take it on as well, I hope they continue this trend
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>>224322817
Nintendo has been the undisputed kings of video game character design for decades, how are you surprised?
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>600 hours in
>can`t improve anymore
>Stuck in Rank S+ FOREVER

So.... thats it, huh?
Time to quit the game, take the promotion, work longer, find a desperate woman and impregnate her.
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>>224322982
don't feel bad.
>way too much time at work
>can only play 2-3 hours nightly at late hours against asian players/greifers and disconnectors
>stuck on c- everything
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>>224321257
neat
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>>224322982
>can't improve anymore
You're not trying hard enough.
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>>224321829
dont get my ryona fantasies going
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>>224322982
or change something. back in s1 i was stuck in a until i switched from jr to squiffer.
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I finally hit profesh
does that mean I'm gud enough to play with you faggots now
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>>224322982
S+0?
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>>224323087
>hips
nice
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>>224323128
Squids have no bones, but do they still bruise?
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>>224323153
You've been good enough ever since you bought the game
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I THINK INKOPOLIS SUCKS
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>>224321362
>I should be going to bed, the post
Gnight, /ink/

>>224321362
>>224321308
So, these two

>>224321168
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>booyah as the game starts
>retarded teammates immediately assume I want to squidparty and proceed to have their own
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>>224323356
does russia have squids
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>>224323050
Know that feel. Ranking up at Night in C/B Rank is impossible. Not enough players/children awake.
>>224323175
Getting to old for this shit. t.30 year old boomer
>>224323090
S+2 then back to S+1 then up to S+2 again.
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>>224323529
That and the asian players are friggin' scary good on sniper. I can't splashdown at all anymore.
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>>224323406
yes. But its top secret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtLrZ77EzE
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>>224323529
You need to think as you play, and keep an eye on what you're doing. Try and figure out what you're doing wrong, and fix what you're doing wrong.
If you want to get better at this point in the game, you're going to have to make a conscious effort to do so. It'll take more effort than usual.
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post cute squid
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>>224323846
One cute squid coming right up.
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>>224323846
Why are squids so cute
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>>224323695
prob squirts vodka

>>224323846
not mine, just like the pic.
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>>224323406
aгa. и лoли y нac тoжe ecть.
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BOMB THE FUCKING FLYFISH

HOW HARD COULD IT BE

>"b-but im scared ill miss.."

FUCK YOU
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>>224324105
I don't understand....
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>>224321551
You think you want it, but you don't.
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>>224323206
Bruises are just bleeding under the skin, so yeah. It would probably be ink colored though.
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>>224323087
Oh hey, where've you been?
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>>224324083
This looks so much better than that fucking hallway of a lobby we got in the second one. I don't get why couldn't have just reused that and then added a Grizzco building and the subway entrance.
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>>224323846
who going to main squid in smash?
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>>224324967
Honestly? Probably not. I like fast buttons, long limbs and good movement, chances are Inkling will have none of those but will have a clunky and annoying ammo mechanic.
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>>224324967
I definitely will, they look incredibly fun.
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>>224324967
Sorry but I gotta represent best girl.
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>>224325034
this perfectly sums up kinda how im feeling abt squids in smash too
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you know what would be nice? braided hairstyles
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>>224325175
yeah, but instead we'll get more rehashed weapons
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>>224325175
>tfw no twin buns on octolings
I'd give anything for that. A variation of the classic hairstyle would be nice too.
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>>224324083
do squids even use cars or do they just superjump everywhere
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>>224325175
tenta-dreds?
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>>224324967
I need more HONOR so no, I'm sticking with my boy Falcon.
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>>224325120
>>224325314
>only having one main
Scrubs.
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>>224325273
They use cars. But they jump from hood to hood above some infinite abyss instead of driving like sane people.
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>>224325273
there's cars and planes in stages but those might be just for jellies and other creatures. We've never heard of a superjump limit
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>>224325175
>braided waist-length octo ponytail never ever
It hurts to live, friend.
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what's the most braindead and overpowered weapon in the game
I'm tired of having to try so hard to kill other people
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>>224325419
>to go to space all a squid has to do is superjump really high
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>>224325438
bloblobber, wear thermal ink shirt, mash and you'll get 'em eventually. works point blank too.
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>>224325175
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>>224325438
Blobolobobblobber or the Nintendo gun.
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>>224322218
>I want to steal this woomy's hat.
not allowed. this woomy is only to be memed with the memebrella.
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>>224325175
and fake kemonomimi/ fake horn hairstyles
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Pearl is such a good dancer.
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Any sr for shitters up? Like for 400 and under?
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>>224325615
I would host one if you made the reverse proposition (for no-life 999ers that can't sleep).
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>>224325467
>squid joins Kars on his journey through the universe
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>>224325518
Bottom left is the 10/10 good shit. Entire bottom row and top-right are good too.
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>>224325493
>>224325520
>slow projectile you have to lead your shots with
I said I wanted something braindead
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>>224325438
custom squelchies
dont have to aim much
dont have to respect enemy turf
don't have to worry about vulnerability of rolls
random kills from both sub and special
even if you somehow don't kill anything you still ink like a fire hose
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>>224325520
this. bloblobber could not be anymore braindead.
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>>224325728
dude just fucking spam it
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>>224325728
what? you don't have to lead shit, just spam. they can't touch you because you outrange everything in the game except e-liter and hydra.
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>>224325728
you literally turn splatoon into touhou dude
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>>224325438
Custom squelchers. It has all of the benefits of weilding dualies, with crazy range, and good kit for pretty much every occasion. It's hard to lose with them. There's also bloblobber, and explosher ESPECIALLY if you have an SCU pure. You can pretty much just spam bubbles for three to five minutes straight and kill without even knwoing.
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>>224325784
Average Bloblobber game. Can't wait for the inevitable nerfs. This thing has no right to outrange anything except the Tri-Slosher.
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>>224325798
>you outrange everything in the game except e-liter and hydra.
you can theoretically safely contest a scoped eliter on a flat map. you can block with your wall out of range, then move up and barely reach with your last bubble by jumping, but every other weapon you can 4-hit.
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>>224325784
>>224325976
Did they even playtest this fucking thing?
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>>224325976
>squinty is racistanon, but they're also good at video games and contribute good game discussion
I'm so conflicted now....
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>>224325918
The weapon shouldn't even exist
>>224326059
Squinty isn't racistanon you dumbass
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>>224326079
But why is she called Flow?
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>>224326145
Because she gets the blood flowing if you catch my drift.
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>>224326041
blobber is our bayonetta, they want to kill splatoon so people buy smash
they did the same with splat1 and qrsj
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anyone doing anything in-game right now?
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i'm grinding for ism chunks in turf war
also i'm getting fucking bullied
feel free to join!
tia ~ 1510-5696-5416
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post sleepy/sleeping cephalopods
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>>224326079
what a slug
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>>224326120
>The weapon shouldn't even exist
if they had taken 5 seconds to think about the balance, there are plenty of ways it could work. one or more of these would go a long way.
>firing speed
if it fired as slow as the explosher, that would actually give you time to approach. as of now, you can deny an area for a full 2 seconds with how long the bubbles last.
>ink efficiency
would you believe the bloblobber gets the same amount of sloshes as the regular slosher? the regular slosher does 910 damage per tank, the bloblobber does 1560 damage per tank. you can see why it obliterates rainmaker shields. if this thing were as ink efficient as the grizzco slosher, it would make people consider their ridiculously powerful sloshes.
>damage
this thing does 30 damage farther than the jet squelcher with each blob. if the blobs did only 5 damage after bouncing the first time, or if the weapon had brella damage falloff, it would go a long way toward fixing it.
>range
like i said, it outranges the jet squelcher. if it were nzap range, it would be a lot more fair. right now you can't even approach it with most weapons because of the constant stream of blobs, not only denying a huge area, but inking the floor as well, plus it has splash wall.
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>>224326451
I'm going to try for A rank in clam blitz. I will make it before the map rotation!
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>>224324967
If Shadow isn't in then yeah. Kinda worried about that Ink mechanic though.
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>>224326881
hahahahahaha how the fuck is the bloblobloboloololber real nigger like move away from the bubbles like flank the squid hahahahahaha
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>>224327263
bad cephs detected
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>>224327304
i'd say they're pretty good
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>>224327338
Show me Drac's 999 and I will concede. The boy can't make it past 700 even if they're being carried kicking and crying
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>>224327465
i thought we were talking about the cephs

also i forgot to take a screencap
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>>224325604
I want pearl to tease me. Rubbing just the tip against her tight entrance, but never allowing me admission.
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>>224326881
Not only it has high damage, it also has a ridiculous damage multiplier on objects. Explosher also has a huge multiplier, but it's at least justified by its DPS being literally 90. Pisser has 2.2x multiplier on top of 240 DPS. For comparison, H3 has 1.2x multiplier on around the same DPS, and even in S1 it only had 1.4 multiplier.
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the squids need some lewd outfits
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>>224327538
Pearl will tease you by showing Marina off and then describing to you about how great Marina is, only to add that you'll never get to have her.
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>>224327465
He has got nines before. On Grizz only shift
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>>224327632
Then I'll fuck Marina making Pearl mine by extension. Its a disgusting job, but I do what I must.
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>>224327694
I'm going to ride this bubble bath all the way to X in all modes
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>>224327694
that'll be $20 a year goy
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>>224327694
SIXTEEN HERTZ
1 6 H z
6 H z
H z
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>why am I lagging when I play on wifi with my router separated from my system by 3 walls
>clearly this is the game or weapon's fault
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Why'd Nintendo make octos sound so retarded? I can't help laughing everytime one goes splat. It's distracting and affecting my game.
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>>224328027
You can have the world's best internet and shit like this will still happen, because of the game's terrible netcode and because not everyone you face is going to have good internet.
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>matchmaking puts bully and uwu on same team manytime
>i can't aim as usual
>just trying to have fun and get chunks when i get memed on outta nowhere by bully or accidentally walk into uwu's shots
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>>224327079
soft woomy
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If I splat someone and it doesn't come up for 5 seconds am I lagging or is she the one with the bad connection?
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>>224328596
Not sure, but I think that means you're lagging.
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Found an interesting thing. There are two soccer shirts in splats- FC Albacore and Slipstream United. Slipstream is likely supposed to be Inkopolis's home team- it has defense up in both games, whereas Albacore is the foreign team- it has damage up in 1 and respunisher in 2. New Albacore Hotel is under foreign operation then.
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>two rollers and a brush in team
>still don't have turf control all match
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>>224328027
My modem is literally next to the Switch and it still lags. I've had games where teammates just randomly fucking disappear and then teleport on the other side of the map, and I've gotten killed by dualiefags who were dead for up to six seconds before my death.
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>>224328349
w is the bully, not me. i'm picking random weapons each time.
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>>224328943
>My modem is literally next to the Switch and it still lags
switch's wifi is notoriously shit
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>>224329007
you're both bullies
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>>224328846
Slipstream United makes me cum
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>>224329007
he doesnt do silly dances at me on my death cam
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Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that no one knows how to play cb?
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>>224329206
i just wave. w waves or jumps off the map or wastes his special or other bully things.
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>>224329259
it's silly! especially when he throws a bomb in the water. i like to think he's pouring one out for me
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>>224328349
when do you guys usually play together? i never see pb or league lobbies, only Salmon and the very occasional turf
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>>224328048
fair and balanced.
You just need to get good
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>>224329524
>just predict and play around phantom specters killing you one second into the future! works every time
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>>224329372
uhh turf? yes
i have no concept of time these days
i'm too shy to ask him to league
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>>224329775
this but unironically
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i wish i wasn't playing so badly
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>>224331045
but you're bullying me with the ssp.
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>>224331241
heh, hardly
my k:d is stupid bad
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>Started practicing aiming and movement through IA3
>Not only did I finally get my golden toothpick but I've been playing better now than I ever have before

It feels great man. I still got a really long way to go though.
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>>224331290
the sound the h3 makes on a one-burst splat is so satisfying.
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>>224331820
it really really is
i don't dare use it with how things are going right now
but h3 is a fun weapon to use
i was kinda good with it in s1
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>>224332150
>japs keep killing me around corners and through brella shield
that'll be $19.99 plus tip.
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Splatoon 2 eshop price drop when?
I have it physically and typically buy my games physically, but I play it so often and check the gear shops and only playing when specific modes are up that I'm switching out game cards more than I intended. I'm going to buy the squid game again physically but only if it goes down to $40 again.

Also is there a way to check out the daily shop inventory without starting up the game? Some days I just start it up just to look at the shops, buy something, and close the game.
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>>224332435
the woomyjap on my team sent me a friend request
also i'm gonna see how rusty i've gotten with the charger aka go 0-10 every game
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>>224332489
again, but digitally*
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>>224332489
>Splatoon 2 eshop price drop when?

When Woomys getting pregnant by human sperm.
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>>224327694
This is one part about this weapon I really hate. People say the projectiles are slow and easy to dodge and mostly that is true. But sometimes its literally impossible to dodge the bubbles even if you are aware of them because they are hitting you 1 second prior. To deal with it you have to learn that person is laggy and then adapt your play style on the fly to be ultra cautious basically. It's retarded that splatoon is one of the only games where lag gives you the advantage.
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>>224332489
But I bought my copy of Splatoon 2 from fucking gamestop for full price for 30 USD. That was literally the day that Octo Expansion came out. So like a month ago.
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Does everyone run and swim at the same speed with the rainmaker?
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>>224332858
Nope. SSU and RSU effect it. I use a main of SSU and RSU when playing rainmaker along with Object Shredder for the shoes.
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>4 losses in a row with team mates even going backwards with the RM from the start and getting killed
>5th match more of the same and the enemy team has multiple Bloblobbers, a Brush and a Squiffer.
>We're getting crushed badly and every route seems to be shut off when the RM carrier does a suicide push to the lead
>I'm thrilled but there's still a minute left in which to lose so I throw an inkwall and do my darndest to pop it's shield without getting killed.
>Against all odds do it despite there being 2 blobbers on the enemy team and get the dunk
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>>224332938
Really? Well fuck I guess I gotta change my rainmaker set then. I was using SCU on the hat, SPU on the shirt and Object Shredder on the shoes, with even more SCU.
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w, i have found the even more impossible way to meme you. it will never succeed.
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>>224333482
yeah and even if it did succeed it wouldn't count
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>>224333659
it will count when it happens.
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>all these people complaining about laggy players
Have you never heard of lag compensation? Splatoon 2 is pretty terrible about it, no matter how good your connection and/or if you have your Switch physically connected and change router DHCP settings and making a reservation like I did, you'll still get bullshit one-shot deaths by laggy timmy.

Also that "one pixel" of enemy ink that you get stuck on is really the game delaying your notification that the ground is already painted by the enemy when on your screen you still see your own ink color for half a second longer.

>>224332650
>splatoon is one of the only games where lag gives you the advantage.
No, plenty of other games do lag compensation, gotta be fair to the high ping turd world and all.
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>>224333482
what is it
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>>224333740
Splatoon does it the other way around to most games though. If someone is laggy in most shooter games it disadvantages them. Everyone else is teleporting and shooting them before they have a chance. The way it works in Splatoon though is that the lagger is the one teleporting and shooting people before they can react. Splatoon gives the advantage to the lagger.
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>>224333909
bump with the inkbrush.
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>>224333686
>will count
>will
ggs friends
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Is an asterix next to your level a sign of autism?
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I haven't been as mad at a game in my life than I am right now. Fuck all that shit about you being the only constant. Garbage fucking teammates are the other. This shit is beyond belief, and it makes the game a much worse experience.
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>>224334605
It means you have gone to level 99 at least once.
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>>224334605
do you have one?
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>>224334828
So in other words that is exactly what it is, a sign of your autism.
>Guy plays game so fucking much that he has tens of thousands of hours logged
>He has an asterisk by his name which means he's already maxed out level at least once
>At yet here he is in Salmon Run dying to drizzlers and being too much of a brainlet to use a splatling gun properly

I guess even autism has its limits.
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>>224335124
You don't need tens of thousands of hours to get to that point. It can be easily achieved in quite a lot less than 1000. If you never play a weapon class its quite understandable to be shit at them. Some people only ever concentrate on a few different classes of weapons.
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>>224335124
freelancers are always retarded it doesn't matter what level they are
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>>224334528
>>224334551
ggss
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>>224334551
this squid is a bully. still a good woomy.
gg.
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>>224335374
>tfw non retarded freelancer team and 2 flingzas on goldie rush
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>>224335547
good woomy, okay woomy, bad woomy
by m. c. anonemone
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>Headache after every play session
>No progress No improvemebt
I'm honestly about ready to throw in the towel. I'm trying my ass off and not getting anything out of it.
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So essential gear for Bloblobber
>Object Shredder for extra rip and tear
>Thermal Ink
<Special Charge/Saver
Anything else?
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>>224336167
what are the traits of an "okay woomy"?
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>>224336294
Dude qrsj lmao
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>>224336329
being completely average and unappealing, but not outright repulsive
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>>224335547
this dum woomy likes chickens.
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>go frame by frame from a kill i got in game
>very close range .52 gal
>8 shots with crosshairs on, leading appropriately
>all 8 go wide
>9th shot i've lost tracking and came off of the target
>it goes wide and hits
>they poison misted me this whole time so out of ink
>stingray them point blank to finish them
what the fug .52 gal? you aren't the .96 gal, stop that.
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>>224337004
chickens like me
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>>224337276
>w with bamboozler
>chicken spam
>chicken splat jr. on other team
was that the game i threw chickens at you the whole time from the other day?
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>>224337004
this dum woomy went off the grid
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Fucking hell, I'm starting a trip across two continents on 18th.
You better not le me down.
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>>224337412
yeah more than likely
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>>224337462
filename. i only recorded 3 videos this morning, this was the only one with you.
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>work my way back up to 2291 on TC
>think I might make it to 2300
>two useless teammates who do nothing lose 20 points
>work way back up to 2287 takes 4 wins
>teammate DCs 17 point loss
>next match teammate isn't even playing
>22 point loss

This is such a great game.
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>>224338026
dang, i was hoping you recorded our awkward standoff on humbapum when i had the charger and uwu was standing next to me with bloogas, because i either forgot to record it or accidentally deleted it like a dummy
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>>224338059
Any game with small teams will be like this. It's not splatoon specific.
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>>224332962
Lewd woomy
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>>224338187
all i have from humpback.
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>>224338257
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>>224338582
Do red woomies exist in the game? Never seen one.
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>>224338723
There was "that" Splatfest
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>>224338886
>blood vs. cum
Oh, right.
Damn. I wish we didn't have to choose.
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>>224338582
M-more please
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>>224338575
i love how the brush was the only one up at the end of both our clips
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>>224336761
All oc faggotry is outright repulsive
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>>224338952
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So when does EU's splatfest start?
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>>224339981
next weekend?
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>>224339056
Careful anon, OCs won't tolerate this kind of based behavior.
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>>224320389
MUFFIN EATING A MUFFIN
WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM MUFFINNESS
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>>224323969
Cutest squid of them all.
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what if your woomy wanted you to eat her ass
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NPC: Iso Padre >>> Callie > Pearl = Marie >>>>>> Marina

PC: Veemo = Woomy > Weyyo >>>>>> Yebby

Debate me. You won't.
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>>224342075
Callie is damaged goods
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>>224342075
NPC: Marie > Octavio > Pearl >Craig >Marina > Callie > everyone else
PC: Weyyo (Afro) > Yebby >Weyyo (tentacles) > Woomy (short tentacles) >Veemo > Woomy
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I fucking love it when my dynamo, explosher and brella can't hold a zone between them against one person.
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>>224342075
>>224342321
Callie = Marie = Callie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else that has ever existed and ever will.

Debate me you can't you're wrong shut up.
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You guys ever pick up a weapon, play it for a good bit and decide you dislike it

But then give it another try weeks later and love it

That's how I am with the explosher right now
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>>224342715
Callie is better than Marie fucker, you can't prove me wrong because you have no factual data to back it up.
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>>224342817
They are both perfection incarnate you uncultured son of a bitch.
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Good woomy.
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Not as good woomies.
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>>224342715
Marie: Classy lady
Callie: easily fooled and/or slut
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>>224343285
>implying Octavio isn't sexually attractive
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>>224343285
Non-cuck version.
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>>224343406
>having a tattoo of your preferred race makes you a cuck
????????
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>>224343285
Marie: Classy, dignified, educated, sophisticated, responsible, professional.
Callie: Cute, sweet, pure, precious, wonderful, and many many other synonyms.
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>>224343439
>Having some melted jello that you messed on your tummy which washes off with hot water makes you a cute ditz
Yes, it does.
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Precious!
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>>224343562
I like you, anon
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>>224343670
I like you too.
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tfw you've lost eleven games in a row and didn't even play that bad
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>>224343668
Pearl is tolerable.
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>>224343562
Callie: Can't handle fame, considers style more important than her own safety, tries and fails to freshen up the Octarian environs, needs to be saved and is never seen in Inkopolis ever again
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>>224344273
Poor squid. She manages a tough gig. It's a good thing she has Marie to support and look after her.
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is there a better feeling than curling bomb diving past the mid crates in walleye warehouse splat zones and rollering someone in the face to start the match?
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who is already 999 this shift? i'm having a really bad time with the rng
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>>224344386
Marie as manager of Off the Hook would be an unstoppable force. Second to that would be a Pearl/Marie combo
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>>224344592
Doing this with Seekers and the Carbon Roller used to be my favorite thing to do on Towers.
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>>224344743
She has even greater potential. Marie for President.
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>>224328359
Love me some soft woomies
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>>224326796
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>>224345128
m-more
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>>224343406
Yikes
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>>224326796
.
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>>224326796
,
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>>224344592
The full version of that pic is so fucking hot.
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>>224345531
CUTE!
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>>224345304
I wish I had more, sorry
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>>224345531
what's the point of OCs when none of them will ever be as good as this?
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Big tentacles about to get nibbl'd
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>>224346090
what's the point of being so butthurt about them?
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>>224345715
is it futa
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>>224346090
What's the point in comparing mortals to goddesses?
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>>224346353
better fucking not be
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>>224346226
NIBBLES IMMINENT.
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>>224320432
RM but only because you can get away with carrying the damn thing by yourself if you have to.
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>>224343406
fixed
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>>224345531
>When you can't be bothered drawing a room so you just make the couch be floating in the sky
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>>224343829
Ya gotta learn when to quit, anon.
This game -will- put you on a losing streak.
After about four or five losses is when I'd say it's time to pack it in and come back later.
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>>224346970
Anon, you must not understand what it's like to be in heaven.
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>>224346929
Anon you are a goddamn treasure.
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>>224346929

>No Octo tattoo.

Why are you whitewashing history?
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>>224347056
>Implying heaven can even compare to cuddles with Callie
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>>224347706
it's literally game canon that it washes off, they said in an interview.
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>>224347706
Why would a character get tattooed in a japanese game? Tattoos are illegal in japan and it's supposed to be kid friendly.
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>>224347706
Now don't start that again.
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>>224347908
>Why would a character get tattooed in a japanese game
There are plenty of games like that. Yakuza for example.
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>>224347908
>Tattoos are illegal in japan
Top kek, no they're no-
>Google it
Oh damn, they really are.
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>>224348162
>bro goes to japan
>is a tattoo artist so he has full tatted sleeves
>isn’t allowed to go to bathhouses
rip
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am i cool enough for /ink/?
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Will there ever be a PC version of Splatoon? After playing Monster Hunter World on my rig I want the same superior experience with this game too. It would be so sick!
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>>224347743
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>>224348589
Hoodlums are not cool.

>>224348656
Never in a million years.
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>>224348656
I think it would be really interesting to play with a mouse in place of the motion controls.

Also custom map editor when?
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>>224348656
>bought an 1080 before the price rise because of memecoins
>don't got games that can optimally utilize it
>1300 hours on splatoon
Splatoon with 60+ fps would feel great but I imagine it'll be more prone to hackfags
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>>224348725
That image is so comfy it's like drugs for the eyes.
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>>224344690
EZ
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He's in.
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>>224349013
Splatoon with anti aliasing would be nice. I suppose 60fps would also be good
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>>224349013
Something like steam's VAC and actual dedicated servers would probably work okay.
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Why do you fuckers keep talking about 9 hours 9 doors 9 persons?
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>>224349847
it's a cool gaem
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I am the greatest clam blitz player in the world!
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filling woomys with semen until they turn white!
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>hate clam blitz forever
>wake up
>it's my favourite game mode now
what the fuck happened?
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Callie's boobs!
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>>224344690
Full freelance run
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Anyone up for SR?
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>>224351728
Callie's small and supple boobs!
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>>224352795
Sent a FR.
Lemme know when you got a room up.
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>>224353016
I’ll set it up now if you wanna go with just the 2 of us. If other people add me I’ll remake.
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>>224353000
Callie's cute, sensitive boobs!
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>>224351728
on my face
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>>224351472
you were on a team that communicated and coordinated pushes and/or the enemy team was absolutely retarded
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I'm going to marry the bathtub!
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>>224353016
Got an FR from someone here I think so I’ll remake.
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>splatfest time
>have to figure out what weapon do i want to use again
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>>224354340
will you still like it when it gets nerfed. The time of reckoning is coming and those true to the tub will be sorted from those for whom it was merely a road to victory like the early tri-slosh days.
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>>224354356
d, I accepted your request. Join when you’re ready, we’re gonna play a round.
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>>224354326
If enemy team is retarded as well you just enter stallwar where no one can score
>>224354340
Nice clipping fag, and that set is beyond unfresh
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>>224354218
Marie, pls
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>>224348098
Yeah, *bad guys* not the cutesy girl idols.
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>>224348656
Nintendo exclusive = a big fat never
Even worse, its a self made nintendo IP, so a double never
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>>224354326
no i just had the game mode click with splatoon's core mechanics and with me after months

it's probably the best mode because of its depth and how many of splatoon's mechanics apply to it in equal measures
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>>224353968
Marie's heavy, impractical boobs.
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>>224356176
If squids have no bones, how does she support those honkers?
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>>224354634
5platoon
>proper voice chat with a headphone jack in the Controller
>anti aliasing
>no clipping
>clothes 100% cosmetic
>abilities grinded for with no RNG
>microtransactions
>unisex clothes and hairstyles
>vote for map and mode in modified Mario Kart style system
>built in tournament modes
>able to leave the lobby
>decent netcode
>dedicated servers
>customise every aspect of your cephalopod
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>>224356297
VERY strong back muscles. Same way Callie carries around her 200 pound tentacles.
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Is there a glitch going on with Shellendorf? I've played about ten times on the damn map. The map rotation system refuse to pick The Reef.
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>>224356346
>microtransactions
ohnononono
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>>224356346

>Having voice chat at all except with private lobbies.

kill urself
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>>224356662
I'll be real, I'd probably oblige to paying for special cosmetics.
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Anyone up for some Salmon Runs?

Gonna put a room up in a few minutes.
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>>224353968
>>224356176
Callie's extra-extra-extra padded bra!
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>>224356771
I'd be too terrified of it going the GTA route where all singleplayer DLC is scrapped in favor of shitting out more cosmetics.
The GTA 4 dlc were really fun and 5 didn't get diddly squat
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>>224356790
We got 1 more spot in ours.
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gg salmon peeps
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>>224356662
you know it'll happen and it'll be fine because Nintendo's the one doing it as always

>>224356749
implying Nintendo will go all in and have completely unfiltered voice chat or the ability for you or your parents to restrict/block certain things
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Remade room.
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Marina's soft, heaving boobs!
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>>224357817
She better get those gangrenous fingers checked.
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Got 2 spots left in a SR room.
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>>224358015
You guys 999?
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>>224357817
Pearl's massive fivehead!
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>>224358147
No.
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>>224358147
yes
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>>224357474
Nintendo hasn't really done MTs in basically anything except for their free mobile shit. I doubt they'll start doing it until the end times come, though paid online and removal of virtual console is worrying
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>>224358519
Judging by their trend of being 5 years late to everything I expect microtransactions in a few years, unfortunately.
But hey we might finally have a functional online service by then
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>>224348589
Definitely
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the CHAD morale booyahs

the virgin """""""earned"""""" booyahs
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>>224358519
As >>224358629 said Nintendo does things at their own pace and once they're sure it's now accepted practice. By Splatoon 5 I reckon they'll definitely be confident enough to do it unless other companies shit the bed hard
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>tfw probably won't be able to play at all during the splatfest because I have shitternet rn
It hurts. I put my money on relax, they'll win popularity easily but I also think they might scrape by a match win, considering most people voting for it are spending all their time indoors playing vidya
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>>224358901
shouldn't that be other way around
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>>224359194
yikes
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>>224358901
Both are valuable boosts to morale.
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>>224359169
>tfw still waiting for the NA announcement
I just wanna grind my splatfest shirt already
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i set my switch down for 10 minutes and i came back to this, i’m scared bros
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>>224360132
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>>224360132
>Pro 30/99
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>>224360132
cute woomy
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>>224360376
>>224360307
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>>224360132
Shut Down and restart your switch, you have to hold the power button for 3 seconds to get the option.
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>>224326796
Late to the slumber party.
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>>224360561
he's sanitized, its over
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>>224360663
yeah i know. just getting some cool pics. everything is fucked EXEPT FOR PEARL
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I wish the Tempest Roller was real

kier you are my favorite drawfriend never stop being you
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>>224360776
>marina turning white
wtf I love Marina now!
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>>224326796
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Looks like we got room for 2 in SR.
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GG's P, and BB.
Yeah, I'm playing real sloppy today. I apologize.
Catchya next time.
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playing turf war like this is absolute madness. my own ink is like 7 different colors
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>>224360776
pearls hair looks doper desu
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>>224361649
never turn it off ever again
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>>224361834
i went to the bathroom for like 2 minutes and when i came back it was normal again. it’s was fun while it lasted
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>>224361608
It’s k. I’m rusty too. I can only play for one more round. I’ll be on later.
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GGs, BB, M.
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>>224361608
Hey, you're ok! Thanks M and P. I had fun.
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>>224360132
It did that to me once. I tried playing a match of Goby zones, but neither team could take the zone despite it being covered completely. The map didn't work and sometimes the screen went completely gray with only the hud showing. The game ended up giving the win to the other team
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It's been a while, who wants to join me for some SR?
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>>224360878
??
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>>224364771
>that drawing
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Frenching with woomy!
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>>224365614
Impregnating a Yebby
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>>224365614
Frenching with French Woomy aka Connor! xoxoxo
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>>224365614
sweaty woomies french kissing!
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Be honest with me /ink/. I have a download speed of 23.9mbps with an upload of 3.8 using an ethernet adapter. Am I the one lagging like shit or is it the people playing wireless away from their box.
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>>224366391
your internet is garbage
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I'm about to go full putz. This is so fucking stupid. People not knowing basic shit is so annoying.
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>>224365614
>impregnating Sue
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>>224366494
>getting your 999 during the easiest shift ever
kek
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>>224365730
wait a minute
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>>224366494
good woomy
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>>224366523
lmao 23 mbps is more than you'd want for any game
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Rainmaker is so fucking trash. Also if you honestly think the tub is fair you are out of your damn mind.
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>>224366936
mpreg is hot
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With the OC's gone (rip) which is /ink/'s most active hours?
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>>224366391
speed not as important as ping
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FUCKING YEBBIES REEEEEEEE
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>>224366494
>month old screenshot from Grizz baby shift
Why?
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>>224366391
>>224367528
and stability
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>>224367227
lmao
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>>224366391
I can guarantee that most of the people playing this are on wireless. Only Nintendo can get away with releasing a console in 2018 without an ethernet port.
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>>224367550
>splooshfag doesn't even know how to use splashdown
just when you think they can't get any dumber
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milf squids when?
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>>224367748
youre the one paying more than you need senpai
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>>224367550
>>224367776

I don't know, I like having yebbies in my team. It's cute to see them try and having some yebbies around in general ain't that bad either if you know what I mean
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>>224366494
Yeah, this -is- a month old.
It shows where I died 4 times.
I know who i am.
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>>224367762
I'm on wireless but I don't give a shit
I'm not paying extra fucking money to plug in a goddamn ethernet cord
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>>224367806
digusting
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just make sure to rest it next to your router. it's pretty similar to ethernet cord if you're the only one using it
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im going to jack in see if this helps
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>>224367826
hey, its worth it. I get to laugh at losers like you with who live in 3rd world states that cant even get it even they wanted to
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>>224368668
The switch's wi-fi hardware is dogshit so that isn't true.
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>>224367550
But you won and the yebbies on your team did alright?
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>>224367396
Between now and 8 hours from now
Biggest surges are 2pm and 8pm est (salmon rotation starts)
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>>224368105
MK?
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>>224367396
are they really gone? this is such wonderful news for ink!
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>>224367984
post more pics

>>224368867
sure mate. at least you'll be the first to play a battle royale p2p if we ever get one. it's really worth it if you think about it
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>>224368959
eh, I guess you're right. I stand with the tips though
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Hugs with everyone!
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>>224369150
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>>224369150

Nah mate I'm here until the end. Even doing peak OCtism I didn't post my OC much but I'm way too attached to this place to ever truly leave.

I still love you guys, no homo
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>>224370068
Best timeline
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clam blitz > splat zones > tower control > rainmaker
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Give me one reason why switch dock shouldn't have an ethernet port
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>>224372343
because then we couldnt sell it to you
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9 posts these last 45 minutes on a weekend. This place really is dead...
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Veemos killed /ink/
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we can revive this with a simple change to the subject to a broader discussion.
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>>224373268
Veemos didn't kill anything.
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>>224373032
gee is like people don't have other stuff to do
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>>224373446
>implying anyone on 4chan has something better to do
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>>224373446
we could be included with that if we just changed to nintyg
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>>224372343
because Nintendo can't into basic functions. Headphone jack in the pro controller and an ethernet port where the least they could do
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>>224373445
I'm sure they splatted many inklings in the Great Turf War
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>>224373640
>turning a slow thread into a dead thread
nintyg is dead, let it go anon
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>>224366494
vd, you free for pb? webm related.
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>>224373847
>reviving a dead thread, by including more topics of interest
k. splatoon has nothing new coming out for years. enjoy oc hell
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>>224373875
It's a turf color, so we might be at it for a little bit if you're okay with that.
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>>224369150
I'm always here.
If /ink/ goes, I'll see it 'til the end.
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>>224374221
good woomy
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>>224374226
>CONTINUE?
>9...
>8...
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>>224374221
it's fine.
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>>224374226
I can't believe Shy is fucking dead.
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>>224374357
Do you want me to set up the room, or are you?
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>>224374226
mk, i want to make a good woomy webm of shy too.
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>>224373445
They killed any chance woomies had of getting laid
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>>224374652
>killed any chance woomies had of getting laid
>he says this while showing a woomy lusting after a veemo
What did you mean by this?
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How much more dlc do you think we'll get before 3 by which I mean the next console and what sort of stuff will it be?
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>>224369150
I'm not gone yet, friend.
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>>224374806
give woomer glasses
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I sure wish Splatoon 2 had swimwear. What would your ceph wear to the pool or the beach?

backless slingshot bikini
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>>224374872
4.0.0. That's it. Nogami already said they have no plans for future DLC after Octo Expansion.
3 is probably coming in 2020 on Switch. Updates end in December of this year and Splatfests end sometime in 2019.
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>>224374806
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>>224374652

>implying

Woomies are more attractive. Literally all veemos have is "muh giant breasts". Woomies are the perfect mix of cute and lewd.
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>>224374806
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>>224366391
Your internet is trash but it probably won't matter. I have shit internet too and the game works just fine.
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>>224374806
Don't think I don't see what you're doing
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>>224374558
I mean, it's a singleplayer color, so.....
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>>224328048
This is considered normal in Splatoon
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>>224375136
>Woomies are the perfect mix of cute and lewd
But that also describes veemos.
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hi im new why does everyone spam this way and booyah and where do you find cool friends to play with?
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>>224375147
no.
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>>224375230
Good PTSD veemo
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>>224375147
...
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Are there any discords here for people who are serious about playing this game? This entire general is everything but actually playing the game.
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>>224374971

Pretty much this or sukumizu
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>>224375628
Lad before this burst of squid posting the thread was getting like one post every 5 minutes, you can freely talk about the game here if you want
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>>224375628
Don't bother. Discord is filled with attention whores and trannies.
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>>224375734
>CTRL+F
>"league"
>2 results

This is disappointing.
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I keep using splatlings because I'm looking for the defeat animation in the right color.
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>>224375634
Why are unnecessary random ribbons around the thigh so lewd
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>>224375332

Veemos are borderline thots
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>>224375628
I thought you said you left /ink/. Or was that just another bit of you attention-whoring?
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>>224375867
That kind of thinking makes them absolutely necessary.
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So what scares/frustrates you the most to go against in this game?
>mfw the enemy team actually has a good charger/blaster user
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>>224375883
You're talking to the wrong person, i've never said anything like that.
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>>224376030
brushes who hog all the clams and try to push by themselves every single time
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>>224376030
A team with more than one bloblobber. Fuck that thing.
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>>224375814
>league
Yeah, /ink's/ usually more inclined to slam Salmon, but if you ask I'm sure someone will league with you.
I would but I'm not quite good enough to consistently win yet.
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Squidbag everytime you splat someone.
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>>224376143

This so much. Brushes can be an valuable asset but only if they play with the team.
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>>224376030
Laggy dualies
Laggy rollers
Lag in general
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>>224375628
Check out the ones in the description of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudFu9yOVe8
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>>224376391
>wasting time on taunting when you could be using that time to ink turf, go for the objective, and splat more people
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>>224376215
I've asked many a time in the past but I either receive no replies, or the people willing to play are ranked very low. Playing this game alone gets exhausting after a while. I heard that there was a Discord for good players here but I know no one who can confirm or deny.
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>>224376215

I'll do league with you. I'm rank X, so I'm a verified non-shitter.

>>224376558
If you're good, you wouldn't have to worry about that, as you would have done that already.
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>>224376030
Oh god.
A Charger or Blaster that never misses their shots is horrifying to deal with, especially if they're on the same team.
They've basically got your team locked out and there's not much you can do except throw bombs and try to catch them off guard.
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>>224376750
>he thinks just being rank X makes him not a shitter
Verified shitter.
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>>224374861
It's a flat woomy who is envies the thicc octoling.
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>>224376591
gl getting into that discord lol
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>>224376750
>I'm rank X, so I'm a verified non-shitter
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>>224376591
there's no such thing as that
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>>224376591
Its not 4chan but inkademy is all about comp play
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>>224376925
Silly anon, woomies are still gonna get laid.
By veemos.
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>>224376591
https://discord.gg/KcSpp
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>>224375136
Jealous woomy found
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>>224377098
owo whats this
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why do squid people die when in contact with water???
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>>224376919
>>224377048

Where's your rank X, huh?

That's what I fucking thought. Go back to playing Salmon Run you coward bitches.
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>>224377381
Nah they're right, I'm quad X and still feel like I'm trash.
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>>224377381
show us gameplay so we can laugh at you
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>>224376750
>I'm rank X, so I'm a verified non-shitter.
Come back when you have it in all modes and over 2300 power. Then you'll be alright at the game.
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>>224377113
Veemos can literally get anyone they want and if their charms don't work they'll just dominate their prey. Yebby, weyyo or woomy. It don't matter. veemo on veemo is a very special thing
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>>224376391
seabag*
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Who's more frustrating to have on a team?
V.Drac or Mata?
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>>224378000
(You)
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>>224378000
The answer is (You)
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>>224378000
Literally who?
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loading things into your inkgun that arent ink!
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>>224378000
Turf, League, or SR?
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>>224378000
What a waste of trips.
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>>224374226
I really want something from mk...
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>>224378195
In general, really.
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>>224377785
I want to be dominated by an amazon veemo.
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>>224377502
Ver cute woom. Is a good woom.
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>>224377502
good woomy
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>>224377502
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It's not dead, it's just the weekend
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>>224378319
Don't we all
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i want to express my appreciation for the hydra splatling in all caps with lots of exclamation points.
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Late thread congyession time. Congyes.
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Yelling at woomy! Insulting woomy! Telling woomy she's a terrible woomy and you should get rid of her! Woomy crying her little woomy eyes out and trying to mumble an apology or excuse but can't make it come out!
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>>224379963
I want to fuck squids
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>>224379963
I want hunt down and RAPE all the woomys and veemos
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>>224379979
If you do this to your woomy, I will find you and I will beat you up.
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>>224379979
No woomy deserves to get yelled at.
Except for Shy for avoiding every fight causing your team to lose.
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>>224380313
I don't always. Sometimes I just don't feed her, or stick her in the heat lamp room. Sometimes, I just beat her! Aren't woomies cute?
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>>224379979
Stuff like this gives me a huge smile
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>>224380357
>>224380152
>>224380264
>>224379979
cancerous
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>>224380473
I hope your woomy gets stolen by an octo who will actually care for her, you freak.
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>>224376750
cute but unfresh yebby
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>>224379979
Be kind to the squids, please.
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>>224378319
>only one squid has been lucky enough to get completely dommed by amazon veemos so far
>in fact, he got dommed by five of them
>at one time
We can only hope.
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>>224380948
The dominant octos are rare.
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>>224379963
TW gets me salty, I perform better in ranked and SR.
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>>224376030
Japanese chargers. They rarely ever miss and half of the time they'll lag kill you through a wall. Bloblobbers on Rainmaker will also make me freak the fuck out. It's just a constant rain of nearly impossible to dodge bubbles, and there's ALWAYS more than one on your team.
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>>224380608
>stolen by a octo who will actually care for her
ehhmm...
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Abuseposters BEGONE
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I can finally empathize with people who get upset when people say its just a game. Nothing, but a shit justification for a lack of effort.
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>>224381260
Are you trying to imply something, anon?
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Woomy crying in her room because she isn't loved! The other woomies call her unfresh! Yebbies think she's ugly! Veemos beat her up! The Squid Sisters never respond to her letters! No one cares about her, or wants her around! She just cries!
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>>224381448

>shit justification for a lack of effort.

It's not. I play rank pretty much daily and bust my ass whenever I play but I'm not going to pull a putz12 if I have bad teammates because yes it is just a game.
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>>224381298
You can't stop me from doing this until she cries!
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>>224381859
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>>224381738
I believe it has been made clear many times that octolings are not to be trifled with
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>>224381260
Everyone knows octos are not the kind to care for woomers.
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>>224381871
Its on the sane tier as fags who say shit like I just play for fun. If you aren't gonna give 100% don't play ranked.
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This is your woomy for tonight.
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>>224382576
Hey wait a minute! That's not a woomy, that's a dum fish!
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>>224382339
But do they care for yebbers?
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>>224382576
>woomy
well somebody's getting fired for this one oh well
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>>224382940
They take very good care of yebbers
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>>224382501

I do play at my best in rank but having an autistic fit over a loss or shit teammates (which normally prompts "it's just a game" replies) is just dumb. I love Splatoon, I want to win because winning is fun but I'm not so far gone that a few losses will make me go mad with rage.
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>>224383154
hot but perhaps unpopular take: this is a very poorly designed oc.
do not like it one bit!
this is a cute, fun game. why so much abuse?
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>>224382940
Oh of course they do!
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>>224378164
well, whats loaded in? Don't leave me hanging
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>>224382576
I bet she's a good cook
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>>224382339
That's just Hoodrat tho
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>>224380152
I want to fuck DJ Octavio
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Is Salmon Run available?
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>>224384091
1h 14m 08s remaining
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>>224384076
There's a special place in Shell for squids like you
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>>224383154
How do you think things went between the veemo and yebby?
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>>224379979
someone should call woomy protective services
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Profresh SR in 5 minutes

4829-4692-8777
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>>224381859
not just going to the window and getting a wave and a smile to reboot her sense of worth.
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>>224384449
Lewdly
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>>224383231
what constitutes a fit? I don't smash my stuff like Putz but at what point do you tip into fit territory from justified anger
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>>224384268
It's a price I'm willing to pay to hear his spicy wasabi beats as his tentacles dubstomp my insides
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>>224385790
that sounds a bit like mr. hands and i don't like it one bit
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>>224385790
So you only want his tentacles. Shame on you!
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>>224385354
2/4 here
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>play great and always lose
>play bad go on a winning streak.
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>>224385937
I just want to be his slimy little hipster and spend my days with him in his comfy little snowglobe prison
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>>224385354
Sent, I'm willing to play til the end of this shift.
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I want to marry Sweets!
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>>224386291
that happens to me a lot
though lately i've been playing bad and losing, as i should
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>>224386589
same
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>>224386291
>play great and always lose
woomy
>play bad go on a winning streak.
yebby
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>>224385510
>gets into his home every few days with her veemo friends, one way or another
>strips him and ties him down to his bed
>milks him of his white ink time and time again
>unties him and leaves with a sultry kiss for the next "visit"
Lewd as all fuck but that yebby deserves his freedom. Glad he got it.
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>>224386291
I noticed that when I actually stop giving a shit I win more than when I'm actually trying. It could just be luck, or maybe I just actually play better when I'm just looking to have fun and get drunk.
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>>224386563
Added

Room up again M
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>Haven't played SR or Splatoon in forever
>Queue up for 4x mystery gun loadout shift
>Rando team is pretty good
>30+ eggs per round, no specials used yet, barely any splats
>Wave 3
>Coordination disappears, single digit eggs by the halfway point, bosses are being defeated at the edges of the map
>"That's a wrap!"
I remembered why I stopped playing this.
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>>224386934
>deserves his freedom. Glad he got it.
did I miss anything?
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>>224386606
I finally had a good game at least. I just won 7 in a row and played like garbage in most of them though. I probably would have stopped if I wasn't winning.

>>224386997
I kind of did feel like I had stopped giving a shit for most of it. Maybe there is something to it.
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>>224387361
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>>224387481
I dunno. Hoodrat just gave the jacket back when squids won that splatfest.
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>>224386412
Just imagine being poor Octavio, losing to a single Inkling yet again and being locked into a snowglobe yet again. And then some sick squid fuck comes by with lust in their eyes, and you think you have a chance at freedom. Only for them to somehow sneak into your snowglobe to rape you. What a horrible existence.
>>224387361
Don't do freelancing, it's bad for ya health.
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>>224386934
>octogangs steal all the yebbie seed
>woomy pregnancies go down 90%
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Still 2/4 here 4829-4692-8777
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i want to fill up autism woomy's womby
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>>224388475

No you don't, you're just shitposting
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>>224387783
There's probably more than just that. Maybe someone's typing a story about it? Hopefully there's more than just that.
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>>224388140
3/4
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>>224388826
i guess youre right
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>>224388067

You're watching Jelly news live, your station for all the real news!

6 months have passed since the so called 'octo' event in which millions of octolings immigrated to Squid soil from the underground. Not to mention that more have come since then. Early Saturday evening the Squid immigration center confirmed that octolings now make up 40% of the population and it's expected to raise to about 50% in another 6 months. Let's give our new sisters and brothers a warm welcome for they are just as us after all!

In other news; Cuckquean, a old fetish who has gained extreme popularity lately amongst couples and why you should partake in it! More at 8.
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>>224389370
>trusting any news sent out by the jellies
>ever
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>>224320421
The controls with the Wii U pad feel much more responsive, so I will go with that. I remember feeling like something was off when I first started 2, but it is amazing how you can adjust and forget about it. Going back to the original makes the difference feel more obvious again.
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>>224389573
The wii U pad had way lower latency right? Or something like that
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>>224374971
Shorts. Wish there was something other than the life vest.
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>>224389752
Yea. There is no delay that I can see when you snap the controller. The Switch is far from terrible, but you can feel a slight difference in your movement and what happens on screen.
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Hey /ink/
Pick up any new weapons lately?
Besides bloblobber
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>>224390069
Tri slosher. Feel like an absolute shitter using it but godDAMN does it clean up in zones.
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>>224389564
now that I think about it isn't it kinda weird how jellies run almost all news and radio stations
don't off the hook work for jellies too right?
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>19-31
Kill me. Losing streaks are so demoralizing.
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Is it worth taking sub power up for custom Hydra?
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>>224390461
In the interview Nogami did recently, the jellies are pretty much a hivemind that runs basically everything.
They bankroll turf war, run the news/radio, make the weapons?
They pretty much run society while the inklings stroke each other
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>>224390583
Only for memes, but the places you should be placing the mines should trigger almost always anyways.
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>>224387361
SR has been going surprisingly well for me. The worst part is though I can't tell if I'm doing good because I'm actually doing good, or if it's because of the loadout/map being so fucking good.
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>>224390892
I figured the increased tracking time would make it worthwhile, you get 4 additional seconds with one pure of spu.
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>>224390637
I thought he only confirmed that they fund turf war
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good woomies
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>>224391128
Watch out, this woomy has toothy suckers
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>>224391128
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>>224389370

>More at 8
>it's 8 now

Well why should I partake?
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gg ran. gg mata
What a nice wave to end the shift.
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>>224391214

I want to brush Greenzip's sucker teeth!
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GGs guys thanks for joining me
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GG's R, C.
Good waves all around!
>>224391365
jee jee, bruddah.
Would have been sweet if the 3 Grizz Blaster was the one that ended it but eh, can't complain.
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>>224391214
Like that'd stop me, I'd just wear protective gloves
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>>224391272
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>>224391320
I'm not sure if I even want to continue on writing that lol
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>>224392467
she is so adorable...
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>>224388827
Hoodrat could always use more greentexts
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>>224378293
What do yo want?
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>>224392976
i want this woomy drawn >>224392467
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>>224392902
Hoodrat can use more involvement in general. She may have lost the jacket, but it doesn't mean she still can't tease him in public.
>adjusting her hoodie to properly show her chest
>doing lewd actions in his view
>patting her belly to immensely confuse him or other yebs
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>>224393676
>Patting her belly
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>>224391084
The interviewer asked if they run everything, but Nogami only talked about turf war.
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Sometimes I forget that Rainmaker is a single player mode. At least that's what it feels like in the lower ranks.
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>>224393798
Dedede was fucking great in this direct.
He's amazing in Smash, personality wise.
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I got this in the mail.

What track should I blast out of my car as I'm driving through the bad part of town?
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>>224393958
S+ rainmaker is no different
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>>224394194
THRUSTY.
Kick up the bass.
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>>224394194
Spicy calamari inkantation, it'll turn all the lowlifes away from a life of crime
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>>224393676
>spoiler
ANON PLEASE
PLEASE
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>>224393676
>Spoiler
CloseupOfHoodratsEyes.png.jpg
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>Been trying to find Forge Octarian Jacket in literally anything but haunt or cold blooded for a while now
>Guy in rainmaker has one with an ability that I could actually use
>Accidentally press "yeah!" instead of quit when it asks if I want to continue
>The guy with the jacket isn't in the next rotation
>Everybody in this one is just wearing splatnet gear that was in the shop from the last couple of days, plus that one guy with a basic octo tee pure
Fuck. Maybe I should just start begging.

>>224394241
B rainmaker gets me so angry. Angrier than any other mode. I carried the rainmaker literally to the goal on my own. Nobody was there to help clear a path or even take the fucking thing themselves. In fact they would burst the shield and then wait for me to pick it up. The rainmaker actually reset itself once because I got killed by someone with respawn punisher and didn't make it back in time to take it. Why are they so scared of this thing? We only won that game by one point even though it should have been a KO had they just picked it up themselves.
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>>224393676
>that spoiler
W-wewmy!
tfw Hoodrat will never force you to impregnate her
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>>224395180
No
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>>224395108
I intended it that Hoodrat isn't getting pregnant at all, she's just fucking with every yebby she fucked. A clever prank, you might say. But hey, your guys' thread, not mine.
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>>224366494
This really asks the question of who is the best player It's obvious player 3 is the weakest link, but is player 2 or 4 the one you want on your team if shit goes down?
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>>224394842
I know that feeling, friend. A rank clams is full of aimlet retards that can't kill a person at pussy grabbing range with a brush.
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>>224395724
>Clams is full of aimlet retards
ftfy
Even in X I feel like none of my teammates have even the slightest clue of what they're doing
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>>224395603
The only baby hoodrat is having is Sean's foodbaby
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>>224392467
Manmenmi!
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>>224395603
Extra points for doing it in front of his woomyfriend as well.
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>>224395990
Veemo!
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>>224395853
I see people in X solo pushing as if it wont get punished, waiting by the enemy basket for full matches spamming this way, not coming back to defend when the enemy is scoring, defending our basket from behind the point where they can score before they open the basket, painting weapons not working on map control at all, people just letting themselves lose the game by not getting 10 clams in time for triggering overtime even though they are easily obtainable in the time you have to do so.

Solo pushing is pretty bad, the amount of games I have lost where some idiot scores right near the end on my team when we have the lead and we don't have any follow up clams, then the enemy gets a ball for free and wins.

I don't think people realise the smaller clams are a better deal when the basket is already open in a lot of situations either. The run around trying to make more balls when you can get more points just throwing in the clams. Sure you get the all in one go with the big ball but if you have time to find enough clams to make a ball you have time to throw in 7 it takes to get more points than a ball.
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>>224395909
Isn't that just poop
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>>224396368
Granted she is full of shit quite often.
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>>224396368
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It's quiet...
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>>224396665
yeah cuz its dead
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three very good woomies.
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This thread is getting lewd!
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>>224397195
three very bully woomies
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>>224397246
It was starting to calm down
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>>224397448
did you even read the filename? these are very good woomies.
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>>224395603
>>224395909
>Hoodrat stuffs herself silly just to prank yebbies into thinking she's pregnant
>>224397246
Isn't it great?
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>>224397195
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>>224397521
yes, i read the filename
and it is wrong, they are bullies, you are a bully
>>224397720
cursed image
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>>224397691
>Thicc hoodrat
Anon you are going too far
Keep going
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>>224397720
sugoi
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>>224397720
quality
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any of you guys playing other high quality nintendo game to enhance this discussion?
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>>224398089
Whacka is a good and cute woomy, FYI.
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>>224397195
who would be the big bad weyyo?
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>>224397720
hnnng
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>>224397691
Would Hoodrat flash and tease a woomy?
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>>224398517
>>224398517
you are dum
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>>224397246
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>>224397246
I want to defile Cocoa
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>>224398761
l-lewd
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>>224398761
Oh fug
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>>224398761
>I hope I did okay, Anon!
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>>224398761
That is a sweaty and warmed up Cocoa.
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I just want Cocoa's sweaty butt on my face tbqh
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>>224398805
Cocoa's become too much of a Patreon whore for me to even consider lewd thoughts any more
she's no longer a good woomy
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>>224398761
Cod damn, that is one lewd woomy.
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>>224399316
She's always a good woomy, everyone else just likes corruption.
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post a woomy. i fucking dare you.
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>>224399571
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>>224398761
>>224398951
Top wew
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>>224399524
Someone has jungle fever
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>>224399571
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>>224399571
maybe if you double dog dare me
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>>224399531
>corruption
>implying all lewd has to be corrupted and sick
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>>224392467
Is she listening to his single?

https://soundcloud.com/user-821537139/fug
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>>224399808
Just the good stuff
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>>224399808
She can still be a cute woomy
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>>224399732
I double dog dare you to actually make an edit of this
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>>224400203
Alright fine, give me suggestions of what they're reacting to
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>>224399703
You're god damn right.
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>>224400258
Your dick
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>>224383525
Salt water
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>>224400284
Nah, only Sporty's would work for that

>>224400403
this feels like the easy option, but it'd work
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>>224399316
good woomy.
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>>224399630
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>>224400853
no sir I do not like it
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>>224400203
>>224400454

Alright, I came up with something.
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>>224399316
Can't blame a woomy for other yebbies libidos
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>>224401102
>get fucked
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>>224401384
she's a potty mouth
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>>224401575
no this is /vg/

>>>/trash/ is that way
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>Win one match
>Lose three
>Repeat
>Can't even win with crutch bathtub even though I'm averaging 18 kills a game
I've been steadily losing games for well over a week now, my win/defeat is abysmal. It hurts.
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>>224401102
Mask is truly the best
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>>224401636
thanks frien i was lost
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>>224390069
Used to be an absolute timmy and a stickfag with a splat roller. Switched to custom squelchies and never looked back.
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The best at lewd
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>>224401719
>custom crutchies
You're still 100% timmy and if I caught someone splatting you I'd get them and squidbag
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>>224401738
Prove it
*Unzips*
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>>224401918
seabag*
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>>224401918
>t. enperry fag
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>>224399630
good woomy
how this woomy got so good i just don't know
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>tfw an Octo tries to fit in with your crew.
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>>224402052
Dualies are for dummies.
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>>224402629
Dualie dudes rule!
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>>224402629
put that bathtub down and get yourself a real gun
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>>224402052
>tfw too much of a brainlet to understand the inkjet
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I think its probably time I took a break from Splatoon. I don't even get frustrated at losing or feel happy with a good win today. I'm just doing it because thats what I do.
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>>224403195
>image limit reached.

Should I start another thread? I already got it readied. All I have to do to is press submit.
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>>224403195
I know this feel. The minute I use my inkjet I turn into an aimlet. And then when I hit the ground it's back to normal. I might run those inkjet only stages in OE again so I can get my aiming down on that.
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>>224403331
wait until bump limit
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>>224403331
We have a few more posts left until the bump limit.
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>>224403129
n-zap main spotted
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>>224403331
We're almost at bump limit so just wait
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Im taking drawing requests
Post your cephalopods!
Haha
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>>224403631
nah I'm >>224401719
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>>224403637

Wait until next thread.

Oh, would you look at that? 750 posts.

Time for new thread!

Stand by.
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>>224323206
cartilage
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>>224403637

marie_haha.png
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>>224403637
got a bad feeling about this
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>>224403637
Sounds like you better request in the next thread.
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>>224403818
>>224403818
>>224403818

>inb4 I'M GOING TO MARRY PEARL!
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>>224403667
>crutchies
>real gun
Once a timmy, always a timmy.




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