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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Dota Plus: http://www.dota2.com/plus
Most Recent Updates: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates
New Players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide
New Players (For LoL players): https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: http://dota2.gamepedia.com
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com
Developer Forum: https://dev.dota2.com
Lore: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Lore
Guides: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Guides
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Personal Game Data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570

>STATISTICS
http://dotabuff.com
http://opendota.com
http://stratz.com
http://gosu.ai/dota
Competitive DOTA 2 Analysis: http://datdota.com
Hero Stats, DPS Calculator, & Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://gosugamers.net
http://liquiddota.com
http://dota2protracker.com
Streamlink: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink

>>230629037
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first for anime makes you objectively worse at dota
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D2g is kewl
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2nd for most tower dmg as support
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´post that gif/wemb anon

you know which one
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>tfw finally learned how to 1v9 stomp on meepo
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>>230716106
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>>230716116
Kill yourself
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>>230716509
t. Storm abusing trash
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>>230716116

warum soll blut an ihren händen kleben?
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>>230715915
Can someone explain how on earth the lane outcomes are determined here?

Makes no sense when all lanes are won / lost but the overall laning is a draw.
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wonder what it smells like haha
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>>230716741
like ass
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Gambit Esports vs NoPangolier BO3 (0-0) | Maincast Autumn Brawl by @ODPixel & @Foggeddota
https://www.twitch.tv/dota2mc
Dendi vs Na'vi hype
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>>230716741
*breathes in*
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>>230716741
not as good as this
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>my team finally gives me a core to play (the role I only get to play 5% of my games)
>go 20-0
why do people think playing core is hard again? support is the real hard role, not only do you have to keep track of everything happening on the map, but you also need to tard-wrangle your retarded team into not feeding.
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>>230716741
Fecal matter. You disgusting shit eating thirdie
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>>230716929
>he doesnt do all of that when he plays core
lol mmrlets
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my wife
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>>230716701
>>230716701
>230716701

why is the bottom margin of the radiant table so small on that screenshot?

am i crazy?
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this is a good thread
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dotabuff lane outcome is unreliable
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>>230717278
Everyone's wife
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>it's an ass thread
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>>230717278
my wife now
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what if they all farted lmao
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did valve fire the artist who did the PA arcana?

all the other arcanas are so trash compared to it
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>>230716787
>Dendi vs Na'vi hype
when
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>>230718034
Pretty sure Valve fired everyone who made Dota 2 good and now has LoL devoplers making the new heroes.
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>hurr durr 4 ultimates
>not 100% winrate
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>>230717895
yuck
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>>230718193
i wasnt aware that grimstroke had an escape
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>>230717278
this is mine
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>>230718115
Tomorrow
Dendi is the stand-in for Secret
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>>230717895
KIEROOOO
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How is terrorblade balanced?
5 illusions that are stronger than most heroes in the game?
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>>230718442
>t rex feet
oh nononono
but fangs are cute
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>>230718620
barefoot qop cosmetic when
or are this actually her bare feet
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>spectre red dress costs 300 dollars
>can't afford to buy clothing for my wife
>afraid spectre will leave me
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>>230718620
>magnetic fields the tower
Pshaw, nuthn presonel kiddy
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>>230718610
16+1.7 STR
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>>230718382
>what was his E pre-nerf
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>>230718809
being immune to right click is not an escape
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>>230718843
>immune to attacks, move speed buff, any hero who chases gets stunned
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>>230718442
what the fuck
is this dota 2
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>>230718975
*kill you with magical damage*
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what if Luna sat on my face
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>>230719258
>escape means you must be 100% invulnerable and untargetable and get away every time

in that case, meepo's poof is not an escape, neither is ember's remnant or shukuchi

lmao, kill yourself 2k trash
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>needing 3 ultis to kill a "carry"
again, why hasn't he been nerfed into oblivion?
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Do displacements stop tp channel?
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>>230719461
you'll define an escape as whatever it takes to satisfy your "every new hero is league" bullshit
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>>230719714
no
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why does terrorblade have custom buyback music?
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>>230719440
it would be difficult to breathe
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How the fuck do newcomers even get into this shit with no prior moba experience? I have over 2k hours, and I've been trying to bring a friend into this game but coaching has made me remember the fuckton amount shit that you have to learn. Hell I barely remember starting off, the only thing I really recall is that I played an ungodly amount of bot matches. Is this game truly anti normie, and my normie friend a lost cause?
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>>230719805
arcana
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>>230719741
where did i say league heroes need escapes to be league-like? you're talking to 2 different people

now cut your balls off and throw them in the bin, 2k trash

hope everyone in your family dies iof cancer
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>>230719852
It's not impossible to teach a normie dota, but they've got to be intelligent and emotionally mature enough to laugh off all the shit you have to put up with while learning.
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>>230719852
if they ever played warcraft or starcraft to a lesser extend you know the basics already
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>>230719076
nope that's dota 3
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>>230719852
This is a dumbed down RTS. You have to be a special kind of retard to not be able to learn Dota.
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>>230719609
who?
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>>230720075
What's the official /d2g/ grimstroke build?
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>>230720213
so 90% of everyone that plays games. The typical "gamer" is a casual moron.
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>>230718358
>>230718610
>cast 1 nuke before 30 minutes
>dead
he'd be useless if he didn't have lmao4ults
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https://twitter.com/TeamLiquid/status/1050415981879840768
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>>230720213
Because RTS is very popular with "normies" right?
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>>230719974
shut your whore mouth you nigger you are dogshit cancerous pile of human waste and you suck at dota go back to league if you know so much about it you maggot
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>>230720213
RTS games aren't really complicated, they're just micro intensive. Dota is 80% arbitrary shit that new players don't pick up on.
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Anyone else unable to find a game? 80 minute queue
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>>230720469
mad little NPC
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>>230720416
did mind_control die?
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>>230720416
when will the GOOD teams play
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>>230720416
china poisoned OG and Liquid for dishonourable humiliation of china
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>>230720534
>retard that never played an RTS
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>>230720416
Liquid actually miss first major after ti8
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>>230720667
simmer down star crumpet
hes right
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>>230720548
>blindly follow circlejerk of 1k niggers that dota is becoming lol
>call others npc
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getting some performance bonus tomorrow for a good Q3. About $2,500 gross, what arcanas and outfits should I be buying?
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Who's the main character of Dota 2 the video game?
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>>230720929
>should I be buying?
buy bitcoin
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>>230720973
synderen
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>>230721014
>buying unregulated meme currencies
this is why you will never become rich
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>>230720929
just buy out one thing and double your money
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>>230721078
>muh regulations
this is why your jewish parents cut your dick
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>>230720973
yurnero the juggernaut
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>>230720901
>NPC thinks dota isn't becoming LoL
>NPC enjoys nu-dota heroes
>NPC gets excited when valve release another hero that has aoe stun and aoe magic damage
>NPC will be a herald forever

Sad!
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>>230720973
crystal maiden
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>>230721282
nice buzzwords fagtron
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>>230721171
>Immediately starts talking about dicks.
Must suck to have a cut micro dick, huh?
Did you even read yourself in in the blockchain technology or do you just throw a dart at a map of investment oppurtunities and go all in?
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>>230721282
im 5k and im doing great thank you
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>>230720973
U R
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i want to service Lanaya!
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>>230720973
Zet, the Arc Warden
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/0/0e/Arcwar_rare_02.mp3

>Before the beginning of all, there existed a presence: a primordial mind, infinite, awesome, and set to inscrutable purpose. As the universe thundered into being, this mind was fragmented and scattered. Two among its greater fragments--who would come to be named Radiant and Dire--found themselves locked in vicious opposition, and began twisting all of creation to serve their conflict.

>As war and cataclysm threatened the nascent cosmos, the will of a third fragment made itself known. Naming itself Zet, this intellect sought to resolve the disharmony and return all to perfect unity. Appalled by its kin's conflicting nature, Zet gathered the sum of its power. In a sudden flash, it overwhelmed its siblings, and fused the warring aspects into a stellar sphere before hurling them into the darkness to orbit a nondescript world. Harmony was restored, though only the barest fraction of Zet's strength remained. Setting its gaze on the prison, Zet chose to use its weakened power to serve as watchful warden until time's end. For uncounted aeons, this vigil stood.

1/2
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>>230721789
does she return the favor
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>>230721789
>pull down her pants
>big floppy pink penis lands on your face
d-dotards?
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>>230721848
>Life flourished upon the world below, oblivious to the dangers imprisoned within the softly glowing moon, or of Zet's struggles to contain them. As the captives' eternal clash reverberated within, the surface of the prison shuddered, over time beginning to crack. Ultimately, Zet's depleted power proved insufficient to contain the breach, and at last the moon was shattered. The prison's ancient inhabitants had escaped to sow their conflict anew.

>Flung to the farthest reaches by the prison's explosion, Zet was transformed by the dissonant energies of its former captives. No longer of single form and thought, its presence had become split among many--some lesser, some greater--each connected by a fleeting arc of consciousness. Struggling to suppress its own disunity, Zet sped toward the burgeoning conflict of its siblings, bending its fractured wills toward a singular conclusion: the aspects of the primordial mind must be made to reunite, or all must be destroyed lest the conflict spread further…
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>>230721789
Lanaya is a slut
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>>230716741
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>>230721935
she returns the favour by rewarding me with nice creamy surprise
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Why Kyle doesn't make new team with Lil?
both of them is gud support player
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>>230721848
>the MC is a dude with a fish tank for a head
nice game doturds...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKQN6MIOvXs&feature=youtu.be&t=237
is this based?
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Are we the dee too gees sure Davian the Dragon Knight is black?
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>>230722214
that thumbnail is pure cancer
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>>230716116
>beep beep!
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>>230722214
it's a power play
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>>230722214
everyone does that in high mmr because behaviour score literally doesnt matter due to small pool of players
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>>230722296
We are building consensus, please hold.
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>>230722443
if you don't do it that often it doesn't matter anyway
i always feed or afk jungle if some faggot goes dual mid with me but it's extremely rare
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>everything is AOE
>everything is shared
>everyone gets gold and xp
>everyone gets mana break
>single target heroes are now multi target heroes
>single projectiles are now multi projectiles
>all the roles are the same
>all the lanes are the same
>every hero feels the same
>every hero buys aquila
>arbitrary game mechanics added in new patches
>consumables build into upgraded items
>only one rigid meta and strategy
>only run around fighting and collecting runes
>building an advantage no longer matters
>greatest factor at play in every single match is the comeback mechanic
>buying, trading, and selling cosmetics is no longer viable
>treasure chests and event items are gone
>particle effects everywhere
>first glance value discarded
>multiple vastly different abilities combined into one ability slot
>eyesore rosh pit slapped into the middle of the river
>soulless aghanims scepter upgrades to add even more AOE
>reddit memes addressed instantly, real bugs go unfixed for a year

NU DOTA IS A BIG FAT MESS!
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>>230722296
Looks like an amerimutt
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we mommy now
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>>230722910
SPOILER THAT SHIT
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>>230722910
sheever needs to lay off the post-chemo candies
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>>230722994
She's bulking for the tit surgery
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When is [OUR GUY] playing?
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Why is Sing suddenly streaming so much dota? I thought he jumped ship? Also Adelaide dissapears as soon as he's back. Something fishy going on here.
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>everything is single target
>everything is solo
>no one gets gold and xp
>no one gets mana break
>multi target heroes are now solo target heroes
>multi projectiles are now solo projectiles
>none of the roles are the same
>none of the lanes are the same
>no hero feels the same
>no hero buys aquila
>logical game mechanics added in new patches
>consumables build into nothing
>multiple metas and strategy
>never run around fighting and rune collecting
>building an advantage only matters
>greatest factor at play in every single match is non existent
>buying, trading, and selling cosmetics is extremely viable
>treasure chests and event items are everywhere
>particle effects nowhere
>first glance value cherished
>similar abilities distributed across multiple ability slot
>playdota memes addressed instantly, real bugs go unfixed for a year
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>>230723202
money
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luNA and fuTA

think about it dotards
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>>230723345
TA is a biological girl and doesn't have a penis
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>>230723345
>visit d2g
>get an erection
wtf
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>>230723395
TA has a BIG secret
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>>230723235
based
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>>230723482
Yeah, the list of guys she's slept with
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>>230723313
Does he get significantly more viewers streaming dota?
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>QoP was a mistake
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>dota has 100 viewers on twitch
>Wow alive game
>check and it's all Russians
Epic
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>>230724293
100k*
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>TI9 in China
what's the end goal here?
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>>230723658
He wouldn't be back if he didn't.
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>>230724618
giving something back to the nation that keeps dota on the map
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ok so i just found out that you can put your items in your backpack if wyvern ults you and deal literally no damage to your ally
i was playing wyvern against a really fed morph and everytime i ultied one of his allies he wasnt doing any damage and i thought what the fuck?
then i watched the replay and saw that he always swapped his items when i ultied him
what a fucking joke
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>>230724618
Giving gfs to pro players
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>>230724293
russinas are faggot but at least they have good taste in video games unlike the west that keeps sucking up the cinematic shit other game devs shit out
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>>230724671
Guess pandering to battle royale kiddies didn't work out. I thought for sure "Jeezus Peenus" would be a hit among them.
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>>230724702
Makes sense. LoL is doing the same.
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>>230724618
damage control
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>>230724618
Introducing the new overlords
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*wins ti*
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>>230725709
Post 2015 TI dont count ,they are nu dota
EG were last Ti winners
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why is there a giant green puddle on the ground in the esports game right now?
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>>230725863
based
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>>230725863
KYS
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>>230725864
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*buys back*
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>>230725863
ok now this is controversial
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why doesn't valve do cool fortnite type events to bring in the kids
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Playing support is actually pretty chill
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>>230726115
Why would you want to bring in kids?
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>>230726132
only when ur iwnnging
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>>230725863
>wings were nu-dota

fuck off, nu-dotard, you don't know shit
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>>230715915
>play pa
>behind after lane phase
what do?
buy vanguard and afk jungle?
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>>230726115
based boomer wanting to include his zoomers to his hobby
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>>230726286
urn, sb
jk u just lose
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>pick viper
>lose
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>>230726286
I'd like to be behind PA if you know what I mean
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>>230726481
>pick PL
>win
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>>230726115
they don't want the zoomer audience
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>>230726132
>Wow nice teamfight/farming time guys too bad I'm at the opposite of the map placing a ward
I'd rather play tetris
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mouses ports
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>>230726132
especially while wearing girls panties
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>>230725863
A history of anti-OGfag's delusions and shitposting.
>OG are a bunch of meme cucks that only grouped because they're friends and nobody wants them - they'll never win a lan
>Okay, they're losers who'll never win a second major
>ALRIGHT, THEYLL NEVER WIN A NON HONEYPOT LAN
>FRANKFURT WAS A FLUKE THEY WON'T GET TO TI
>ha-heha-i-i told you they were losers, watch this ti performance destroy them. they'll never reach it again. losing the likes of moonmeander and cr1t shows NOBODY wants to play with them
>okay so they got S4 but they still suck and ana is a shitter
>THREE MAJOR WINS MEANS NOTHING THEY'RE HONEYPOTS FUCK OFF
>SECOND PLACE IN ASIA MEANS NOTHING ITS NOT A TRUE LAN
>FOUR MAJORS IS A FLUKE THEY WONT DO GOOD AT TI THEY WONT EVEN MAKE IT IN
>DIRECT INVITE MEANS NOTHING THEY SHOULDNT BE THERE AT ALL
>hehahehuheheaHAHA OUT IN TOP 10? AWFUL PERFORMANCE THIS WILL KILL THEM
>oh og fans where are their major wins this year huh? :^)
>fuck off other big lans mean nothing majors are all that matter now
>HAHAHAHA FLY AND S4 OUT N0LANS IS A BETRAYED FAILURE AND ISNT GOING TO TI CUZ HES KEKED FROM THE LAST MAJOR BWAHAHAHA
>winning a weak open qualifier with a fresh squad? not impressive
>weakest team at TI8 thanks to BASED liquid analytics lol
>poor group stage run, tick tock og fans
>UPPER BRACKET MEANS NOTHING
>BEATING EG AND LGD MEANS NOTHING ONE OF THEM WILL BEAT THEM IN THE FINALS AND ANA AND TOPSON ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT WORLD CLASS IN THEIR ROLES DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
>HAHAHA ABOUT TO LOSE IN GAME 4 GET FUCKED HAHAHA 3-1 SWEEP INCOMING
>NOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR FRIENDSHIP WAS MEANT TO LOSE N0TAIL AND 7CKINGBAD CANT BE TI CHAMPS THEY GOT LUCKY WITH A MORPH BUG IT DOESNT COOOOOUUUUNNNT
>these shitters are finished after this, they'll never win a major or ti again, this year didn't count, and their team will collapse
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>noOO THEY WERENT SUPPOSED TO WIN TI9 AND FOUR MORE MAJORS THIS ISN'T RIGHT
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN N0TAIL IS FUCKING MY MOM?
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>>230727090
>blogposting
I ain't gonna read that shit
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>>230727090
based/10
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>35min queue and still can't find a game

Dotards?
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>>230727282
>tfw low queue times
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What's a female hero you can play with one hand? Asking for a friend.
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>>230727447
medusa
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>>230727447
Not sure but Slacks got to 4k spamming Omni and he clicks on abilities.
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>>230727447
cm
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>>230727409
h-how?
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>>230727409
how many games do you play per day
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>>230727619
Be 2k.
Most frogshitters are
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why is there no improved phone contract item you pay 50gpm for that increases axe's call duration?
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I hate 4stacks, garbage players always
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>>230728274
stop playing unranked then
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>>230721848
My nigga
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>>230727952
wat if axe call duration depended on phone you used for registration for ranked games
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>>230728325
where do i play heroes im not good with then?
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>>230728465
what if you could buy refresher shards using your credit card haha
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>>230727745
>post one pic
>reee frogposters
Pathetic
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what's wrong with frogs?
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>>230728878
sure sign of being a redditor
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>>230728878
nothing
some autist doesn't like so he brands it as reddit and allows it to live rent free
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>>230728548
on your smurf account
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>>230728946
>>230729053
you guys are fucking stupid, no offense
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>>230723646
>>230723482
>>230723345
stop it
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Did anyone win this match dotards? I was the sniper, what went wrong?
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>>230729069
>some autist doesn't like so he brands it as reddit and allows it to live rent free
reddit.com/r/pepethefrog/
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>>230729242
wow just like every other thing that was born on 4chan :^)
I wouldn't know about what reddit does or doesn't since I don't browse it nor am I petty like you.
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>behavior score: normal
>skill bracket: very high skill
>still getting natures prophet midas junglers and other trolls constantly

explain this?
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>>230727447
Drow Ranger is literally the perfect hero for this.
If you turn on right click to denies you can literally play the laning stage 1 handed.

Don't ask me how I know this.
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>>230729242
reddit.com/r/4chan/
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>>230729752
you would be hard pressed to find someone who didnt believe that 4chan is reddit
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>>230729161
too late the secret's out
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>>230729707
holy based
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>my mid is shadow fiend
>i lose game
every
time
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>>230729707
how do you know this?
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Yeah I'm thinking frogs are based and redpilled lads, also relevant to /d2g/ since Icefrog made this game.
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>get up early one day
>play unranked because fuck playing ranked with oatmeal for a brain
>some guy says hes jungling legion so he has time to roll his joint
>i already picked tree to go offlane so apparently im solo offlaning
>say ''well looks like we have solo offlane today''
>teammate says ''no we dont'' and abandons
early morning dota sure is weird
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>>230730553
zoomer opinions are garbo
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>>230730720
being neet isnt a sign of mental stability
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>>230730410
Experience
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>>230730720
i like late night/early morning dota because you get matched with chinks who are nicer than both peruvians and americans
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What's the deal with passive aggressive whiny players like Syndaren and Waga and never being able to cut it into the pro scene?
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>beat a team of peruvians
>spam jajajajajaja ez :V in post game
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>>230731768
Synderen has played at multiple TIs

Waga isn't a team player, he's a deso first pubking.
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>>230731582
im eurotard though so i dont know that feel
lots of angry brits tho
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>>230731841
based
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>>230729707
>>230731039
based nonkukolding drow poster
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>>230731841
>Type "jajaja ez perro caca :V" every time I kill the peruvian player
>Can feel the butthurt through the monitor while he chases me around and makes shitty plays
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>mid is going to pick invoker no matter fucking what is mid
>still demands last pick
uhhh
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How do i get good in this game
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Which Dota 2 hero would you engage in the act of copulation with?
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>>230732645
well its a good way to not get brooded and 95% lose the game from there
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>there are Brazilians on /d2g/ right now who call Peruvians cancer
POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK
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>>230732740
broodmother
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>you'll never comfort Drow Ranger as she goes through a bout of self-doubt
>you'll never shush her gently, first with a finger, then with your lips
>you'll never hold a self-concious Traxex in your arms as you run her fingers through her soft hair
>you'll never be able to whisper sweet words of encouragement into her ear
>you'll never watch Traxex as she slowly becomes more confident
>you'll never enjoy her as she finally realizes her place in the world, taking you into the bedroom and making love for hours
>you'll never watch as her life begins to spiral out of control
>you'll never watch Traxex's confidence become too much as she brings home another man to sleep in your consummation bed
>you'll never be forced to watch as Drow Ranger becomes addicted to large dicks, dicks you'll never be able to compare to
>you'll never become an outlet for her desires as she forces you to masturbate to the cum of another man drizzling from her holes
>you'll never be forced to eat another man's cum from Drow Ranger's cunt as she holds your head firmly to her loins
>you'll never become Traxex's sissy maid, wearing nothing but a short skirt that reveals your useless prick
>you'll never be the person who answers the door and greets the men invited over warmly, giving each individual a dick size check and fluffing with your mouth
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>>230732740
TA while Jugg watches
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>>230732925
not as bad as non russian slavs calling russians cancer
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>>230732980
based and redpilled
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>>230732980
>answer door
>It's TA
what do?
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>>230732735
You don't.
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>>230733237
Might as well stop playing entirely then
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>>230732735
just bee yourself
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>brazilian dota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X7F8U_34Qg
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>>230733345
But 2k is pretty fucking fun, who cares?
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>>230732925
Where?
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>>230733407
>a literal meth junkie
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>>230733435
yeah i guess mentally retarded people playing in their own liquid feces is fun for them
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>>230732735
idc mmr
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>>230733407
What the fuck Brazilians are whiter than Americans
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>>230732740
let's be real, none of us would be able to satisfy these semen demons
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>>230733802
i would
t. black man
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>>230733575
nah she's just anorexic probably
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>>230733802
wheres the dick
????????????????????????
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>>230734017
This but unironically. WR isn't dating Drow just because they have similar hobbies.
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>>230734017
theyre looking at it
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>>230734127
They are not impressed...
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>>230733407
I'd bang most of them.
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arc has wet noodle tier damage, ms and health
just don't get caught out of position and he can't wreck you with flux+spirits
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ok dotards you can choose between:
a threesome with mirana and luna
a threesome with lanaya and mortred
a threesome with rylai and lina
a threesome with traxex and WR
which one do you choose?
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>>230734649
do they all have dicks?
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so can anyone explain the thought process behind valve's mm
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>>230733407
>tfw no thicc child-bearing hips carry gf
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>>230734649
>no Pugna
>no Puck
WTF?
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>>230734649
dont post this deviant tier art jesus kys
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>"I have been playing this game since original dota 1"
>check profile
>2k

What did he mean by this?
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>>230735218
respect the elderly
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>>230735218
if you don't try to get better you won't get better
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>>230735169
it's literally a game
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>>230733407
>this will be the USA in 50 years
cya niggas im going mars with elon
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>>230734404
I'd marry all of them
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>tfw you'll never toast roasties to a crisp
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>>230735493
>in 50 years
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>we will never have a cute latex-wearing hostess in dota events
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>centaur warrunner
>does no damage
>can't damage him
???
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>>230735921
hnng
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>>230735065
I want to make her bellyfat jiggle to make her self conscious and then fuck her when her self esteem is at its lowest
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>>230735921
>BGC
What could it mean
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>>230735921

Nail polish is so ugly
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>pick offlaner
>pos4&5 buy ZERO/zilch wards and go for damage items
>forced to buy all wards/dust because no one else will
>lose because can't obtain any crucial items
How do i get out of 2k again ? By playing pos4/5 exclusively and hoping that cores are decent ?
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>>230736346
BoG Cup
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>>230736346
big girthy cucumber
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How the fuck is ogre being picked?
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>winstrike vs nip
at last we can settle this grudge match between ppd and bog
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>>230737836
>even pros are toxic
what a game
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inb4 go back to lol muh pick diversity but i hate idea of axe becoming support
this cant be happening bros, how can shitty NA pros reduce manliest hero in dota to role of cuckport? i dont even give a fuck if its good or bad, its just insulting
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>>230738048
this whole meta is fucked
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>>230734649
I'll take LC
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>thinking you can win with SF in current year
no one will buy this bog
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>>230736514
Only pick heroes that can farm, regardless of role. Most shitters at your level don't even know what the point of support is and genuinely cannot understand why 10 agility carries is bad.
Also, use smokes for your own personal convenience. No one will care.
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>>230734649
>a threesome with lanaya and mortred
yep ill take both of best girls
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>>230732735
Watch pros, read up on metas, don't meme pick.
You can reach 3k easily anon.
I belive in you.
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>>230738048
Axe support is like NP support, one of those pocket strats that only works in pro games. He will still be position 3 in pubs since he makes such good use of farm priority.
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>>230738730
>pubs
>farm priority
please
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>>230738048
its just reflective of the current patch
7.20 will fix this game hopefully
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>>230738798
>7.20
>coming 2020
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>>230738927
probably mid november
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>>230738790
Not everyone is 2k and has to compete with their lane support for CS.
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>7.2
>earthshaker -1 base int
>drow nerfed to oblivion
>visage buffed
>naga nerfed
>shrine armor +1
>grimstroke slightly nerfed
>other heroes untouched
you know it's gonna happen
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>>230739062
>doom: base ms reduced by 5
>juggernaut: blade dance damage rescaled to 180%/185%/190%/195%
>sven: storm hammer cost reduced to 100
>dark seer: +2 seconds to vacuum cooldown at all levels
>phantom lancer: now begins the game with hand of midas
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I want to settle on her quarry
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>>230739062
>earthshaker
>even slightly nerfed
he's icefraud's pet hero, he practically reverted several nerfs instead of buffing him in a different direction
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>>230734649
i want to get ASSASSinated
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>>230738671
I mean i just lost one game where a "support" didn't buy anything but his blink, with no vision or anything our cores couldn't farm safely and we got stomped hard. Now I just lost another because someone bought Tome and other guy sperged because it was his then proceed to feed himself and the courier.
How do i really get out of 2k again ? I'm on the brink of quitting because at this point I don't know having to put up with shit like this is worth it.
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Am I the only one that thinks Aghs is a honeypot item on Sky
more often than not you just need more items to focus on the dude you're bursting, and aghs doesnt even offer that much INT
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>tfw waking up knowing 7.20 is not out yet
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>>230734649
who are the girls between lina and luna
one of them must be mirana
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>>230740613
whats your behavior score goy
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for me? it's gotta be ogre magi, earthshaker, and faceless void, the best

INT
STR
AGI

heroes
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>>230741007
Normal, i've always been at Normal.
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>>230717278
pic related my gf > ur wife
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>>230735058
>-5 mmr
Boohooo
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>>230740931
aghs is a meme item on most heroes
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>>230735058
ok toolbox or watever ur name is...
if u keep blogposting about ur tree plays im done
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I think some wizard slut fucked Jakiro and gave birth to Lina and Rylai
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probably the worst game of "pro" dota ever happening on king's cup right now
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>>230741219
oops forgot the pic
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>>230741606
nobody would fuck Jakiro he's a freak of nature
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>>230741735
t. massive pleb
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>>230741735
>implying
there's only one thing dota sluts care about
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/3/3d/Pangolin_rival_79.mp3
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>>230741881
Jakiro is a special needs child
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>>230733345
>>230732735
you're better than some people i.e. me
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I think Dragon Knight fucked Auroth and then she gave birth to Lina and Rylai
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I think no one fucked no one because I'm not a fucking retard that fantasizes about fictional characters having sex with dragons
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>>230742580
AA tripped into Morphling then he morphed into a girl and fucked Ember, that's how Lina and Rylai were born.
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>>230734649
the sisters
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>>230742725
fantasizing about anything is shit
i never even use my brain
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what if Lina and Rylai aren't really biological sisters?
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>>230742895
Good to see people still play sniper
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>enemy picks lemon key
>pick de dusg
>rush aghs
>walruse kick him out of every ult
:^)
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>>230742970
why commit so hard to countering trashcan hero
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>weaver
>"weave" is not one of his abilities
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>>230743142
he weaves into pubs for free wins
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>>230743142
>Monkey King
>zero subjects
>no kingdom
ummmmm Valvetards?
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>undying
>dies
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>Axe
>is not axe
dotards will defend this without a hint of irony
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Explain why uphill miss chance is still a thing? It does nothing other than make mid lane a 25% chance to lose the lane.
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>>230729707
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/8/8d/Drow_sceptor_02.mp3
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>>230743296
what is oogabooga command
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>Invoker
>Evokes his spells
OK I'm actually mad about this one
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>Nature's prophet
>not a real prophet
ummm dotards??
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>>230743535
What did she mean by this?
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>>230743417
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/0/08/Axe_sheepstick_05.mp3

he says it himself
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>>230743570
>Valve don't know their basic DnD
Yikes! these people make billions a year btw
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>Razor
>is not a razor
umm doturds???
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>Techies
>they blow shit up instead of fixing it
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>silencer
>silences
nice
>>
>Silencer
>has dialogue
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>Lion
>is not an actual lion
dotards will defend this
>>
>outworld devourer
>only eats trees
uhhhhh?
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>Anti-Mage
>blatantly spams teleportation magic
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>Rubick
>not a rubik cube
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>>230716929
support is a fucking joke
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>Chen
>nigger
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>>230743465
play a melee hero
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Comcast kept fucking with my internet at night and now I have a permanent bad behavior score from too many abandons, it is taking me 10 minutes to find a game just for someone to abandon that game, ive bought like $1.5k worth of battlepass shit on this account too fuck you valve
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>Viper
>not a snake
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>>230742725
you aren't fooling anyone now go back
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>>230744398
>spending money on free games
I THINK I FOUND THE KEKOLD
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>Lone Druid
>has a lifelong companion and friend
Not funny Valve
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>>230744398
same exact shit happened to me, i just abused bot games with based russianbros to get back to normal behavior score
gained close to 700 mmr in a very short period of time after doing so
very epic system that decides whether or not you climb MMR :) instead of adding a real punishment system to the game they just make ranked its own punishment :)
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>Bloodseeker
>can't see lifestealer and pudge 24/7
wft icefrog
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>legion commander
>no legion to command
here we go again...
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I AM LITERALLY GOING TO STEAL GABEN"S FRIDGE IF HE DOESNT RELEASE THE PATCH
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>Liquid in shambles
>OG only going downhill
>China in turmoil
>VP about to implode
>NA """""scene"""""
>SEA with the same old washed up dogs incapable of winning anything
Say it with me, lads
OUR. YEAR.
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Diversity done wrong: Dota 2. Legion Commander has nothing that an African American can connect to. The armor is NOT african inspired.

Diversity done right: League of legends (Lucian).
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>Crystal Maiden
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>>230744872
DEAD
GAME
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>>230744495
I love everything about dota, I hope they spent every penny I gave them with the intention making this the first true worldwide esport of the internet era that I can invision it becoming. I just hate that the game itself is locked behind valve bullshit.
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>>230744872
ppd more like poopoodee
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>>230744949
diversity done right: various white people
diversity done wrong: uhh... add token group of niggers and spics and asians and whatever the fuck
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>>230743653
Handjob
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>>230744949
>nigger with cornrows and guns
yeah it's pretty true to life i guess
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I think Icefrog should create a hero that deletes a player from the enemy team and also deletes itself. So making it a 4vs4 with 2 spectators. But the spectators do still gain/lose mmr if their team wins/loses.
Can I finally jack off while playing Dota.
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>>230744998
This drawing triggers me so bad.
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>>230745917
Smug QoP is very triggering
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>>230746085
it triggers my penis into becoming erect
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>>230739062
>>230739581
You forgot
>Razor Movement speed reduced by 5
>Unstable current movement speed +1% at all levels
>Strength gain improved from 2.6 to 2.8 per level
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>obsidian devourer
>doesn't devour obsidian
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>>230746993
woah razor a cute
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>>230739062
>7.20
>before mars is released
Pick one.
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>>230746085
It's more like the drawing style, not qop herself. To my eyes it's ugly as fuck.
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SOUL:
soul keeper

SOULLESS:
terror-blade
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>>230715915
every hero picked right now is agressive as fuck in the laning stage
scales throughout the entire game
has something that goes through BKB
and has some other MEME mechanic or item choice that is just time wasting gimmicky bullshit
and the HC pick items to counter eachothers items and whoever presses their item button at the correct time wins

this is by far the worst fucking patch in all of the pile of shit that 7.00 is

6.83 queue when
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>>230748337
i think going back and reverting some things to previous state is not a bad idea
but they probably won't do that
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>>230748337
every hero picked right now is agressive as fuck in the laning stage
scales throughout the entire game
has something that goes through BKB
and has some other MEME mechanic or item choice that is just time wasting gimmicky bullshit
and the HC pick items to counter eachothers items and whoever presses their item button at the correct time wins

this is by far the worst fucking patch in all of the pile of shit that 7.00 is

6.83 queue when
>>
*buys back*
>>
i feel like
when you win a game sometimes and it could have gone either way.

but something stupid happened or someone made a mistake. and they take base to win.

it just fucking ends and .

you wasted like 50 minutes of your life to see a fucking coin toss
>>
i feel like
when you win a game sometimes and it could have gone either way.

but something stupid happened or someone made a mistake. and they take base to win.

it just fucking ends and .

you wasted like 50 minutes of your life to see a fucking coin toss
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>>230749349
well actions have to have serious repercussions in the late game or else games would take super long and be extra tedious
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>>230748337
There's just too many fucking overpowered heroes and fucking overpowered items in the game. Someone lastpicks brood when your team didn't pre-emptively counterdraft a brood pick that won't happen if you counterdrafted it? You lose. You pick some off-meta hero that isn't strong early while scaling super strongly into the lategame like icefraud has completely forgotten what balance means? You lose because the enemies picked broken heroes. Try to go highground without rosh full mapcontrol and several dozen k team networth lead? Buyback+memeback, spectre/storm/whoever the fuck gay ass nigger hero got thousands of gold and multiple levels, you lose.
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>>230750280
This but unironically
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>>230750280
This post is the truth. This game should be a coin toss at this point.
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>pick necro
>blink dagon aghs
>only scythe one hero specifically, never help out otherwise in teamfights
>even when i lose i win
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Patch 7.20 should remove behaviour score based matchmaking.
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>>230750280
dont forget about BREAK making half the HC in the game absolute dogshit
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is it bad to play before going to bed?
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>>230750921
Patch 7.20 should implement the ability to buy a refreshed behaviour score. Maybe bundle it with Dota plus.
:^)
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>>230751164
is it bad to play in bed?
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>>230751251
Why can you get abandons in bot matches?
Why isn't there a game mode where you cannot get reported or receive abandons and simply do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Why isn't there a strict solo unranked matchmaking?
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>>230751256
i play a few games in the morning, get to work all pissed off
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>>230751506
Why are you playing bot matches in the first place?
>Why isn't there a game mode where you cannot get reported or receive abandons and simply do whatever the fuck you want to do.
It's called private lobbies and custom games anon.
>Why isn't there a strict solo unranked matchmaking?
Because that's stupid. You're stupid.
Play ranked faggot. Nobody cares about unranked.
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What's up with these duo stacks with a high rank player and a low one?
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>>230752186
>tfw no low mmr friend to que with
i just want to stomp some noobs without sm*rfing
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>>230752186
paying to get out of low prio
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>>230752315
I don't know if you want to do that. That willow got destroyed.
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>>230753025
That was AP though. He's not trying to increase his goodboy points either since he abandoned.
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>>230751632
unranked is the same as ranked except you don't get the psychological fear of losing arbitrary points
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>>230753563
except for the fact nobody takes unranked games seriously for that very reason
if you don't care about your own rank then just play ranked like you would unranked. who cares if you lose your "arbitrary points"
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So when did feeding the courier along with yourself become the new thing?
Why doesn't Valve care enough to fix it?
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>>230753806
>not gifting all the wards too
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>>230753806
>become the new thing
What?
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>>230753806
Remember when you used to be able to have more than one courier?
Remember when buying 100 couriers and having them follow each other around the ancient was a legitimate strategy?

I remember.
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>>230754015

lets be honest thats fucking stupid
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>>230753734
for me personally and for others not having to tryhard and deal with extreme ragers makes the game more fun
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>>230754015
remember when you could lock the heroes of leavers so invoker wouldn't be able to clear them out with his shitty cataclysm that didn't even exist back then

i remember
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Whose best Announcer + megakill pack
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>>230754161
Call it stupid but it worked, I think
Pretty sure I remember seeing it work once. Creeps would hit the couriers instead of the ancient or something.
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>BSJ struggling against peruvian team
The absolute state of americans
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>>230754741
>8k farmer
>4k everything else
bsj never changes
He's like a would be professional rally driver that can quote 99% of theory as gospel but has multiple sclerosis. What's the fucking point?
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>>230755138
i feel sorry for iannihilate, hes the best player on that team
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>>230755138
this is why elite dota players do not settle for one role/main heroes
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>medusa drow
why is this draft not more common? seems to shore up all of the weaknesses of each hero - medusa gets damage and can build more towards tank, and drow can sit behind the dusa and pound ass
I know snek is pretty bad in general, but this seems like a solid fix
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>>230757217
>hero that requires being 6 slotted to win
>and a hero that requires being level 18 to win
no thanks, the amount of down time before anyone comes online would put so much pressure on the third core
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thoughts on my meem?
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>>230757401
not if the third core is negrophos
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>>230757217
Because you'll get memedrafted to death if you pick it. Also medusa or drow has to be mid, when you could have something like le balanced spider or le balanced gay electric mexican mid instead.
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>>230757346
Spirit Breaker
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>stop playing exclusively as support and offlane
>start playing only ranked roles and only as HC
>now I'm winning 90% of my games

Is this the definitive proof that I was playing below my real skill level?
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>>230755138
BSJ is from a time when carry was the retard role. You could be bad at literally everything else, and still play at a top level by farming efficiently, something that far fewer people knew how to do. He only got to the top of the leaderboard by exploiting 1v9 pub shit like Slark and Huskar back before the game was more teamfighty.
>>230757217
Whether Dusa is a good pick depends mainly on the enemy lineup, not her own. She doesn't really need Drow aura damage.
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What if Dota was an anime?
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>>230757952
Maybe. Maybe you learned a thing or two on how to play carry from watching teammates commit so many mistakes. It's much easier to identify issues if you're looking from a different perspective.
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>>230757782
ya
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The new buyback mechanic is stupid. It should punish you more. Right now it’s just every hero has two lives. Buyback should be cheap but starts a 5:00 timer when you die next.
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>>230758743
Buyback should be removed from the game. Useless boomer mechanic.
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If you die after buyback you cannot respawn anymore.
There I fixed Dota
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>play support (mostly)exclusively in solo ranked
>always have to first pick
>never get to see what the other team is picking and often don't get to see what my team is picking
>always end up spam picking my personal flavor of the month
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>>230758847
dumb bait poster
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>enemy pick op heroes
>my team plays bad
Figures this op heroes memeback mechanic has to stop hurr durrr
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>>230758869
unironically this

though it would be enough to limit it to once per game and probably remove roshan
anyway how do you get your shitty lane partner to farm and stop engaging
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>lagspike
>oh boy I bet mk ulted
>move camera
>ooga chaka ooga booga ooga chaka
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>>230758869
You can only buyback once every 15 minutes.
Alternatively, you can only buyback three times per game.
There, fixed Dota.
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>>230759191
>enemy picks op meta heroes
>see my team make meme picks
>pick dark seer, spam shell and steal their CS
>force staff them into fights/out of fountain
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>>230759301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk
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>>230758847
>>230758869
>Wanting Dota to become LoL
why don't we just make Dota a farm simulator without kills?
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>the absolute state of Brian "BananaSlamJamma" Canavan
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>>230759764
not a good day to be a banana slammer
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>>230759764
>>230760183
BSJ? more like BJs (cause he sucks) LOL!
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>>230760394
based
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>enemy picks off meta heroes
>my team picks meta heroes
>my team sucks throughout the game
>my team buysback at wrong time
>their team watches this and uses their buyback to finish off a fight at roshan
>we lose
Hurr durr fucking items op and heroes suck memeback again remove icefrog hurr durr, dotards?

Dotards?

>fall into a spiral of selfhate and bliding greed and delusion
Hurr durr make this game balanced like other moba hurr durrr

>popular song plays on the backgrouns

Hurr durr.
Dotards?
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>>230759726
>game was so shallow that removing an outdated mechanic makes it into LoL
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>>230760710
>>230759726
Kills literally mattered more in the old pre ti4 dota, to the point ppd was crying bitch tears over how first bloods would determine entire games.
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HUR
DUR
DOE
TURDS
>:333
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>>230760710
>random anime poster
>remove buyback
>less op heroes
>less op items
>games turns to a boring pile of shit
Hurr durr
>childish gambino playing on the background

Buyback is the best mechanic in the game, you guys just don't know how to use it properly.
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>>230761082
shut up retard
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>>230761035
Cool and matrix referenced
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>>230761195
No the one where she has that anime girl look on her face.
Hurr durr I was only pretending.
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>>230758847
>>230760710
>>230761195
You don't know shit and it won't happen.
Keep crying bitch nigga
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My team flamed me when I went crimson guard pipe on ogre when I was the only melee hero on the team :(
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>play with friend
>die once in lane
"Ohh this is lost"
>friend starts feeding
"Dude chill"
>friend keeps feeding and yelling
"Dude wtf"

Are you that guy?
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>>230761534
Should've bought a radiance
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>>230761534
They're fucking stupid, then, since Crimson's active shield has the same block for ranged heroes.
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>>230761534
Come here baby don't be mad
*hugs*
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>>230761594
No. I've learned my lesson. I tell my teamamtes not to worry about it when they fuck up or feed.
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remove buyback and stop letting boomer faggots get away with farming late game
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>>230759301
>>230759539
I rock that shit on karaoke night
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>>230761871
No, shut the fuck up.
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>>230762016
yes, buyback is dumb and you can't justify it beyond be a band-aid for bad play
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I love buyback and fuck everybody else.
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Explain to me how TA isn't a futa
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>>230762239
Are you gay? It's okay if you are I wanna know.
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>>230762108
not happening
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Behold, FireToadhere. This is part of the balance patch that should happen:

>all illusions have 800 vision
>nimbus no longer has innate vision
>sunstrike (and cataclysm) no longer grant vision
>tornado now grants only ground vision
>Riki: -7s Smoke Screen Cooldown and Cloak and Dagger Doesn't Reveal swap places in the talent tree
>earthshaker: Str gain to 2.5
>Pudge: mana refund from hooking runes is now temporary mana
>broodmother: spiderling vision to 300

This attempts to deal with vision creep in the game.
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>>230762347
I love dick
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>>230762434
Hope it does not happen icefrog sir, buyback is awesome!
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remove buyback
remove uphill miss chance
remove runes
make jungling mandatory
add a second roshan on the other side of the map
streamline blink dagger by giving it to everyone on a 500 second cooldown without the damage restriction
there, made this game actually skill-based
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>>230762526
>make the game skill-based
dotards are terrified of this post
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>>230762506
Then you wouldn't mind if it was my dick in your mouth?
PS. I'm male.
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>>230762526
oh and allow barracks to respawn after a certain time
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>remove buyback
>pick sniper/enigma/whatever high ground defender
>enemy literally cannot risk pushing or they will instantly lose

Fun Meta
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>>230762664
Only if you were cute like TA
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>lose a game because your pos 1 gets killed solo 3 times in a row
:^)
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>>230762526
Avarage dotard cuck thinking. Well played my friend.
>>230762681
Don't forget making the environment fixed and giving free wards to everybody, also downgrade the quality of the texture to n64 like so my pc can run it.
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>>230762526
wow trolled epic style
based lolbab
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Where all the dota fanart at (no porn)
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>>230762925
on this shady ruski website

http://dota.reactor.cc/
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she is not aging well bros

and this is with make up and filters


what do we do. imagine what she will look like in another 3-5 years
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>>230762765
Cute only goes along with small dicks
Handsome/Manly/Brutish have big cocks
Cute is for fucking not being fucked by.
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>>230762925
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>>230763030

whoops forgot pic. here you go. people probably knew who I was talking of anyway.
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>>230763190
This girl looks gorgeous, what are you talking about?! Do you want a fucking Barbie?!
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>>230763030
>>230763190
idc
She's just a bunch of pixels on my monitor
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>>230762623
The game is already heavily skill based.
>>230762526
Literally LoL
>>230762516
It's okay.

>>230762506
Who doesn't?
>>230762496
Wrong, here are the real balance issues.
>Nimbus cooldown from 35 seconds to 70 seconds
>Lightning Bolt base cooldown from 2.25 seconds to 4 seconds

>Grimstroke Phantom's Embrace no longer deals Rend Damage
>Ink Swell no longer deals DPS
>Ink Swell Max Stun Duration rescaled to 1.4/2/2.6/3.2

>Earthshaker Aghanims removed
>Silencer Arcane Curse penalty duration decreased from 5 seconds to 3

>Phoenix Fire Spirits Attack Speed Slow reduced to 30/60/90/120
>Phoenix Icarus Dive move slow reduced from 28% to 16/20/24/28%
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>>230763395
>>Grimstroke Phantom's Embrace no longer deals Rend Damage
>>Ink Swell no longer deals DPS
>>Ink Swell Max Stun Duration rescaled to 1.4/2/2.6/3.2
if you nerf him so bad then you need to buff his ultimate to have unlimited targets
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>>230763395
Agree on most but the dick part, I mean I like my own dick thats true.
>>230763757
No. Those nerfs are good, you still will see grimstroke but he is not gonna be like a always win hero.
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>>230763190
short haired girls who do the shave on one side thing realize too late that long hair acts as a cover up for imperfections, you you have it combed back or shaved off like this then people instantly start focusing on soe's huge nose or eyebags or whatever
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>carry doesn't buy bkb
>dies first each teamfight

is it true you can't buy bkb in 2k?
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>>230763856
>always win hero
he's not even strong now
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>>230764279
You got me there. They they should leave it like it is now.
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>>230758743
WHO IS THIS QT!!!!
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>>230764636
Yes, people got used to him already.
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daily reminder

dota addiction is only a symptom not the cause

cheers
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>>230765470
>daily
lie
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>coach gone
>mind control's diabetes is taking over
NOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED LIQIUIDBROS?
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>Get rapidfire lich/enigstier sacrifice by level 4
>can purge most laning buffs/debuffs from level 1
>can nuke most enemies harder than northkorea
>Can premptive root through fog of war with any blinkhero
>Can disarm the majority of carries or save your intiators ass from nukes
>Ult forces your carry to man the fuck up.
>Ult is psuedobkb on anyone else
>Ult lets you perform 1.5k+ healing

This 4th wall breaking ayylmao is too based for this world
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>>230765981
TI KVRSE
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Why does Anti-Mage get a FREE Blink Dagger, a FREE Diffusal Blade, and a FREE Hood of Defiance?
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Is Ogre really a solid hero to climb with?
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>>230766348
because picking AM is a FREE loss
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>>230766493
FREE mask of madness
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>timado so shit he can't even beat a gigatilted bsj
peru dota is so fucking bad
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>me booga
>team ooga
>win
wtf dotards
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>>230766048
why is he bad in this meta? i fucking love oracle
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>>230766635
?
>>
warning:
mid prophet with dagon is back in meta
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>>230766635
when is bsj not gigatilted
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>>230767052
maybe when he's coaching
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Is Buriza on Strygwyr viable?
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>>230767324
yes
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Was BSJ stack vs ixmike88 stack BSJ's last good series? He got dumpstered yesterday and he's getting dumpstered today
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>>230767324
wow guys look he's from warcraft dota!
guys look guys!!!! he used the names!!!
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>no liquid in memeleague
YAMEROOOOOO
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>>230768253
>bone7 stack already disbanded so they couldn't replace Liquid
actually quite devilish from Liquid
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>>230768174
>BSJ
>good series
pick one.
this dude's a huge failure and the only reason he won that qualifier was because boris carried his ass.
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>>230767324
SS mid, heil.
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>BSJ stack losing to not just one but TWO peruvian stacks
yo what the fuck?
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Fucking HATE Grant. Derails the game every 90 seconds with some bullshit only the other casters can appreciate.

>super deep voice
>hey do you guys know how gravity works??
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why is bsj so bad? can't he get better?
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>>230768773
american """"pros""""
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>>230769285
he could but that would mean tanking his mmr while he learned how to play the game
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>>230767324
every carry item is viable on blood since his Q synergizes with literally any kind of damage
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>>230769396
I'm pretty convinced at this point although good players generally higher MMR, high MMR in itself is not an indicator of high skill. Hell, there are probably players in the 3.5k-5k range that would be better than pros.
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>>230757595
>sup bitches...
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>>230769632
>Hell, there are probably players in the 3.5k-5k range that would be better than pros.
no
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>>230769792
ok maybe a bit of an hyperbole
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>>230769632
wrong
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>Grant hates the cocky canadian known as Trent
Is Grant dare I say it /ourguy/?
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wtf dotards why is your game so slow????
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how do i avoid a loss streak dotards?
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>>230770276
you can't
>tfw won 6 games
>tfw lose next 6 games
feels bad, but at least I won the next one
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>>230770276
Start euthanizing unranked
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infamous just picked our keen
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>>230770215
was this today

also based Kappantastic
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This post:
>>230770478
is in response to:
>>230770215
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>>230769792
akke was a low mmr player even in his prime
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>>230769632
mmr isnt an indication of skill
its an indicator of autism
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>>230771140
This. I'm stuck at 1.5k because I only play a couple games a day.
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>puck is a pretty lady!
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>>230771140
Pretty sure it's this, those fucks play 10 games a day at minimum, like jesus dude.
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>tfw 943 MMR despite being AT LEAST 4k
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>lose against 20 min bf first item butterfly pa
that moment when u realize u are trash
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>>230772004
>pa gets butterfly before 20 min
how badly did you feed her
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every single one of my games has a troll now even though my behavior score is good. whats going on? why wont valve punish people for ruining games intentionally?
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>iThrewTheGame
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>>230773990
your definition of troll does not align with theirs
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why do people go 10% spell lifesteal on tink instead of +40 ms
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>>230769632
I mean if you belong in the 2k bracket, what can you do if you're place with teams that loose both their T2 towers within 15 minutes with the other team massively fed? I have people crying for hard carries to come and help during the laning stage.

>>230771140
That's not what reddit tells me.
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>>230773990
Troll is a pretty easy hero to play, so that might be why.
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>>230773759
she got it like 22 min into the game with phase boots, i was troll and just say she was pretty underfarmed so just when for a bkb agains the shit ton of stuns they had, when i was close to the bkb pa got a lucky triple and rolled over us.
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>>230773990
the fuck do you have against shadow shaman
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>>230774113
MS is superfluous on Tinker because you use Blink to move around. The spell lifesteal lets you recuperate HP lost from Soul Ring.
t. tinkerfag
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>>230774569
>troll
although you're memeing troll is probably one of the most complex cores to properly carry out
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>>230774701
t.faggot
ftfy
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Remember when troll had one key for whirling axes?
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>>230774732
isn't he just hit creeps then hit heroes then hit towers?
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>>230775084
Don't forget to ht Roshan
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>>230775084
you really have to know your timings with the hero
as well as know how to move in a fight without just mindlessly trying to get a bash on someone and you get kited
it's not like ursa where people say "you get kited" because that hero is probably the least fucking kiteable melee hero, just gets instabashes with basher and overpower and slows everyone around while debuffing all his statuses
also the builds for troll vary intensely
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>>230775396
MoM is a got item to get for farming?
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>>230775575
mom into sny into bkb is considered most standard since it allows you to grab some early kills when you have the chance as well as not being such a gold sink as battefury

but battlefury is always a viable option against certain heroes
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Icefrog doesn't want people to have 6.83 flashbacks
>Troll literally had FREE +20 damage at level 1
And then Bloodseeker got nerfed for pretty much the same reason with Thirst scaling
And then Viper got nerfed so he isn't viable anymore and can't last hit anything.

>but at least Tree Grab Tiny exists and denies literally anything
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>>230775396
>>230775826
tell us how to play troll master
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Holy shit lads

I fuggin did it
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>>230776578
based
what's your ign
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>>230776625

RisingDust
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>>230774805
t. no-counter brainlet
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bulba rage
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>>230776323
I'm no master but I like to pick the hero as a mid when my safelane and offlane benefits from my ult (like Void with his bashes)
Try not to fight too much before you get BKB. Blink is an extremely valueable item.
The hero itself is also generally good against enemy carries since you can permabash them. It's smart to stick back when the fight begins, you're not an initiator with your blink dagger, you let everyone else brainlessly click the closet hero to them and then you blink on top of their most valued core and go hard. If you try to initiate by yourself you'll almost always find people just run away.
Never be afraid to use ultimate it's on 35s cd.
Just try to remember this hero is not the epitome of "in meta" right now. Pick him as a counter or synergy hero.
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>>230776578
Oh nice you made it bro
I'll be immortal soon, I swear
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>>230776578
Return of team /d2g/ for the next minor qualifiers?
I bet Yiyar is still up
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>>230777538
>tfw you will never again play troll with his 20 sec cd 10 sec duration ult
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this guy won ti before rtz how do u feel about that
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>>230777538
when do u get blink?
>>230778040
wtf? that sounds op
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>>230778205
fine. i mean honestly, he's been letting me down a lot recently with his plays. he's not bsj bad, but he's def not where he used to be.
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>>230778205
proof ti has joined the list of honeypots
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>>230778435
usually after bkb
before that you're really just running around farming everything as fast as you can and since blink doesnt really help with that you dont need it
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>smurf in 2k bracket
>go mid
>enemy mid is drawing creep agro and doing well at last hitting
does matchmaking put the smurfs together?
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>>230778882
t.3k
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what if there was mana but for physical attacks
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trump and /pol/ drive another redditor to insanity.

based.
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>>230778936
actually not
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>>230778435
>wtf? that sounds op
and he was considered shit back then
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RELEASE PATCH 7.20 ICEFROG YOU FUCKING SHIT

IM LOSING MY GOD DAMNED MIND DOTA IS ALL I HAVE IN MY LIFE THIS META IS SO FUCKING STALE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>230776578

gj anon, that is truly something to be proud of
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>>230780165
the next ~8 weeks is really gonna test your sanity
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look at clockwerks massive cock dotards!!! defend this!!!
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>>230780475
>>230780461
>Have to see this shit meme repeated here for 8 weeks
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>>230780475
this is gonna be his aghs
>can summon an immobile turret (ward)
>active ability which nukes the fuck out of something
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>>230780475
haha ebin
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>>230780842
He already has an aghs, an arguably good one
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>>230780937
it's only okay, not worth getting over real utility items like Lotus Orchid, Nullifier, Sheepstick, HH, it's fun going spiderman mode and hooking across the map though
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>>230782062
aghs should be situational
fuck upgrades that become 100% neccessary
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>Tfw you're on the fucking leaderboards
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If I'm divine support and playing against ancients don't give me low legend cores to compensate for my mmr
This is all I ask
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>>230779538
I just read that as
>I'm triggered
Not even
>I'm triggered because reasons
Just triggered.
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>>230782475
based
what role
what mmr
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>>230782512
how do you get to divine as support if pushing high ground and stuff is totally dependent on cores? i feel like i have impact as support but then at the end of the game the only thing that matters is whether cores play well or not.
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>>230780475
he's a frail manlet with a suicidal playstyle
it'd practically be a plot hole if he wasn't hung like a horse
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>>230782952

I play all roles.

Mmr is currently 5.6k
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Hey I used to play Dota 2 like some 5 or 6 years ago. I want to get back into but I'm fucking garbage now. Where can I go to learn to actually play again.
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>>230783234
with me cutie
post steam
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Tfw nobody picks razor anymore
>42% winrate

I miss going travels yasha farming the entire map and being sonic fast

I hope he gets buffed again so I can scepter refresher meme people again
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>>230783093
Use my mic and tell the retards what to do
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>>230783234
Just play
You can try turbo to learn all the new changes and shit quick
I say just do the a to z challenge in turbo
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holy shit axe is BASED
bkb piercing call is op as fugg
pure dmg out the wazoo
DOMINATES the offlane
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>>230783275
no thanks

>>230783459
the fuck is turbo
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>150 mmr lost in a day
>always a player picking a hero they don't even play

i just want to climb, why is it so hard to pick heroes you can play?
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>>230783592
Reminder that Axe won TI8 with one well placed call
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>>230783642
>the fuck is turbo
APEM 2.0. Basically All Pick but with FREE gold that you can't lose by dying.
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>>230783592
>pick Monkey King
now what retard
>oh no he's gonna call me and make me HIT HIM LOOOOL
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>>230783806
holy mother of BASED

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/dota2_gamepedia/6/6d/Axe_rival_22.mp3
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>>230783642
Dota mode they added that's just dota sped up like everything takes 1/4 the time to farm up and towers are weaker
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>>230783907
>picking le monkey man
guess i'll be enjoying my FREE mmr heheh
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>a fucking mobile moba gets gorillions of semen demons
>dotards deluded, thinking a skeletonlet is a loli
Anyone playing this game?
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>>230783838
>>230784003

Oh okay. I tried playing some all/draft pubs but just got raged at by some retards because my accounts says I've playing 500 hours but it was 6 years ago so obviously I suck now. Hope turbo is more chill.
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>>230783642
Turbo would be good cause you can do the a to z challenge in a few days of playing instead of months cause of how much quicker the games are
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>>230784138
fuck off Loda
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>>230784117
MK owns Axe, retard.
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>>230784138
>uguu anime ripoff whores make a game good
brb installing every korean mmo
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>have girl on team
>she talks on mic
>everyone unconsciously tilts
>she goes 2-17
>everyone physically tilts
everytime
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>>230784138
>mobage
just kill yourself already
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>>230784245
Matchups don't matter much when the hero is just ass.
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>>230784245
t. shitter
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>>230784245
>pops my ghost scepter once mk gets to 3 hits
>team kills him
It's too easy
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>>230784754
Damn, you're right. I take back what I said, MK is shit and I really don't know anything about the game, at all. I probably won't post here again desu.
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>>230785224
>drop mk a rapier
>he now kills himself on blademail
Trash hero
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>go to /fgg/
>everyone's friendly
>go to /svg/
>everyone is cute and actually has discussions about the game
>go to /d2g/
>blogposts, what went wrong posters, patchwhen posters, pa erectionposters,
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>>230785425
dotards?
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>>230785425
>forgetting based frogposters
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>>230785425
>>230785512
>tfw dabbing on this crybaby
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>>230785425
>shitposts
>wow why does /d2g/ suck?
kys
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first for bsj is a narcissistic piece of human trash and i hope he never wins anything
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>>230785730
based
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*wins TI*
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The fuck happened with this dude lmao https://imgur.com/gallery/h0TLSyO
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>>230785425
/d2g/ is miles ahead of /lolg/ though.
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Dota 2 is NOT for lewd.
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>>230787201
Wrong
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>>230786856
who the fuck cares
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>>230787201
Correct, seeing lewds of my favorite dotard makes me cry
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>>230786856
Probably spent to much time shitposting and alone and ended up developing borderline personality disorder from pretending to be retarded.
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>dota wasn't made for lewd
Doesn't make sense
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>>230787201
wrong
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>>230787798
why is she drinking from a hairy bottle of mountain dew?
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>>230786856
Garden variety self esteem issues. He's shitting his diaper for attention/affirmation don't give it to him.
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>https://imgur.com/gallery/h0TLSyO
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/320682382?t=2h01m27s
uhmmm
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>>230787201
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stop advertising your stream barn E
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>>230788793
what kind of inane psycho ramblings are you linking me to here, anon
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>>230788793
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SLARDAR'S OLD DESIGN WAS BETTER HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE SOME DEEP SEA CREATURE NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A GENERIC DRAGONY FISH MAN HIS ULT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ANYMORE THE WHOLE POINT WAS HE HAD HIS FOREHEAD LIGHT AND HE'D LIGHT UP THE ENEMIES BUT NOW HE DOESNT HAVE THE HEAD LIGHT GOD DAMN IT ICEFROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
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>BSJ picking Riki
what a metashitter desu
lost his soul when he stopped picking slark
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>bottle can no longer target creeps
>bkb doesn't cancel channeling
>shrines can't be killed after the t1 tower

i miss the golden age of dota bros
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Holy shit this is so entertaining having an argument with CCNC, this guy is so triggerable
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>PA talks
>I get an erection
Dotards?
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>>230788793
i think the 'first rule of respect' is that you have to not point out that everyone in the world is just doing things for their own personal gain. and if you were to break that rule, you would struggle to reap the rewards of society.
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What counters mid meepo these days?

I picked PA thinking I could hit 6 and start attempting kills, but then he denied every single creep and had like 15 armor at level 10
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>>230793162
mid lich
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>>230793162
tinker
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>>230793162
shaker or ember
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>>230793797
how does shaker get last hits without risking death to poof at meepo's level 6/7
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quick dotards a FUN meme build
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>>230793889
ENCHANT DICK
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>>230788793
Broken brain seek help
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Who are we watching I need a comfy sleep stream
Dota not a requirement
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>>230795414
go sleep now and wake up for navi v dendi & ppy in 8 hrs
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>>230794127
aghs refresher faceless void
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>>230793162
nothing lol, even if you counter him he just goes jungle and gets level 25 at 20 minutes. retarded broken nigger hero that even a 3k player could spam to get immortal with enough practice along with brood
>>230793797
>ember
>countering meepo since the root change
top kek
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>>230793162
legion commander or literally any hero with rotating supports
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*shits in your path*
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>sing could meme every game and still win
>now they can't win even by tryharding
what went wrong bros?
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>>230795853
>literally any hero with rotating supports
I was just told by a team mate that you aren't supposed to gank anymore, not that anyone ganked in pubs anyways
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just move rosh to the middle of the map and make the mid lane go around it
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sex
with QoP
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>>230796878
based
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>>230796792
Which is true
Mid is true 1v1 now with massive amounts spent on regen
If you have someone ganking for you then RIP that lane for the rest of that phase cause any time I see any supp leave a lane I'm punishing that shit hard and there's no coming back
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>4 years later bsj still can't press buttons
>time with vgj.storm was spent largely playing hundreds of 1v1's with monkeys-forever
>now it's today
>and bsj still can't press buttons
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>>230798269
I love when sups leave for runes as offlane early
Wow you guys got 80g
Rip your pos 1 and lane control and now we have the xp advantage
I love diving right when they tp back too if their supp isn't back
Just dive and make them walk back
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>offlane wk goes fucking drums into armlet
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>>230798586
>80g
400g actually
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So it's been like 10 years since this game's been around

Why doesn't anyone know how to pick heros? Like why does my team pick shit heros every single game with no synergy?
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Add Gambler back into the game.
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>>230796521
That's because they globally changed everyone's autoattack damage, and reduced that number by 1 every patch until it wasn't a thing anymore so people could adjust.
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I see that getting a 4 stack is still an instant loss
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yo where the sissy EU boys at

you fags still owe us NAchads an apology blowjob
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Why dis it take so long for people to realize that Riki’s ult is overpowered as fuck?
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>>230800454
Because people call whatever they die to overpowered, so it becomes hard to tell what actually is.
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New player learning Phoenix here.

What other heroes should I attempt to learn?
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>>230800674
The Uninstall Wizard
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>>230800674
Lion/Lina should be easy enough
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uhh dotards?
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>>230800839
Lina could be cool! I find lion a tad boring for my taste.
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>veno on the dire team jungles at their bottom shrine
>lvl 7 and midas at minute 7
hmmmm maybe jungle isnt dead after all...
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>>230800043
ah yes, 16 deaths on lina (who is honeypot hero anyway) is so good
you should have won clearly :)
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>decide to play a game of turbo
>pick the hero i want
>some dotard abandons for no reason
>close the game
Thank you unknown dotard for saving me from playing this awful game
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>>230802505
because I'm supposed to be able to survive PA jumping on me after PA is already heavily fed?
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>>230802586
maybe not rushing meteor hammer first item vs qop ns pa would help :^)
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>>230786856
Dota happened. Anyone who has over 1000 hours played has some undiagnosed mental illness.
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>>230803008
yeah thats a yikes from me chief
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Have either of them spoken about what happened between the two after TI ?
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>>230802561
Play Overthrow some nerds made a version that fixed all the bullshit and also 8v8v8. Good shit.
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TI winner and best offlaner in the world stream and NO ONE TOLD ME
WTF DOTARDS??

https://www.twitch.tv/7ckngmad
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>>230803486
Thank you anon imma try it
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>>230803896
Here's the quick rundown
>OD doesn't not steal any Int anymore
>Everyone gets money for first 30 secs so wooden PC's don't slow you down
>Added the heroes Valve removed back into the game
>Free crow
>Pay2win but nobody pays so lmaowhocares
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>october 12th
>15k players have already quit

lmao
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>>230735058
valve is exposing you for the fraud you are
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>>230715915
i wish dota heroes had some personality instead of being walking stereotypes
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>>230801507
>woah people pick a talent that boosts best ability of a hero
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>>230805000
are you retarded?
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>>230735058
>hiding out names
>leaving the match ID
okay this is epic
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>>230805078
dont expose yourself as sub divine trashcan sweety
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>>230805289
okay, so you are retarded, thanks for clearing that up
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>>230805415
being ancient mmrlet and pretending that you know the game is like being 179cm and saying that you're 180 cm
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>>230735058
how is it even possible to main support for so many games and still chainfeed in most of them as evidenced by the extremely low kda's?
>sub 50% winrate
yikes
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>>230805452
why does CoA talent have such a high winrate but such a low pick rate, fucking jesus
didnt realize I would have to spell it out for you mouthbreather
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>PPD is now in EU with NiP
What the fuck happened?
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>>230805596
as i already said, cuz its his best ability
its not my fault yore brainlet
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>>230805736
went to easiest region makes sense
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>>230805759
his best ability is ulti with aghs brother
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>>230805759
>doesnt even remember his own posts
see, I already knew you were retarded you dont have to keep telling me
does anyone else that doesnt require a handler want to weigh in on this?
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>>230805830
yeah maybe he can leech off one win in eu team :^)
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>>230805852
>Im already winning
>Might as well test that one shitty talent
its the same as spending shekels on desolator or S&Y when you fountain dive your enemy
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>>230806059
Also these stats reset every month or so which makes first one or two weeks have weird anomalies like these (dark seer had like 65% winrate or something week ago)
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>>230805965
>claiming DC achievements
not so fast gypsy
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>>230805965
EG is best esport org thats all that matters lol, no other org had this many good TI ruins while eu were choking all time from 2014 to 2017 (muslims arent european btw) until they won worst TI which happened this year
stay mad
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>>230806376
1st place is the only placing that matters in TI
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>>230806620
money is all that matters in competitive dota
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>>230806742
so EU is the best region then?
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>>230806792
it doesn't matter
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>>230806876
but they won the most money?
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>>230806949
ok
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>>230806376
>>230806620
>>230806742
>>230806792
>>230806876
>>230806949
>>230807015
this is a big pile of awkward.
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>>230807135
all me :^)
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>>230806949
EG gets more from monster welfare
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>>230802379
this is pretty based, i do this often when some shitter picks a roamer and i know im gonna lose the offlane
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>>230715915
>/d2g/ Dota 2 Gneeral
>Gneeral

You had one fuckin job
>>
dotards, why is the new gmail client so fucking bad? are there any *NON-SHIT* desktop mail clients that have support for multiple addresses and how do i set them up?
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>>230744872
While I sort of agree with you about this but...
>thinking the current state of Dota is relevant when TI is 1 year from starting
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>>230808128
absolutely based, there is higher chance that enemy team picks that honeypot garbage champs instead of mine since i wont touch that shit, thus increasing my winning potential
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>>230808858
>teammate picks tiny
>dominate lane with him
>win game
this was my latest experience of that particular hero
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>>230809031
tiny+grimstroke lane is the way forward
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>>230809657
I was Jakiro actually but I have extensive Grimstroke playtime and he works too
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>>230809031
How does tiny dominate lanes.
>expensive harassment tool(ava+toss are better used for kills)
>melee
>low starting armor(0 if i recall)
>can be zoned out easily
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They should remove io from the game already. The healing it provides compensates for its poor offense thousandfolds.
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>player spammed meepo/brood 10th pick to inflate their mmr
>ruins games when they don't get to play the hero or when they have to play against anyone decent
name a more iconic duo
hope all the lowskill cheese heroes get nuked or we get some kind of drafting stage in ranked come 7.20
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>>230809745
>that's what the lane buddy is for
>as long as the tiny doesn't forgo regen it doesn't matter that much
>stout shield exists
>by himself sure but again that's what is your lane buddy is for
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>>230810120
Just ban them
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>>230808128
the rose flower always pisses me off
you cant even eat it
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>>230809745
>he doesn't know
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>>230809657
>X hero + grim lane is good
woah what a revelation
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>>230810120
time to migrate to china where random draft is more popular in ranked games
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>main account
>behavior score D
>940 commends in 4000 matches
>smurf
>behavior score normal
>700 commends in 291 matches
wow so this is the power of a good behavior score...
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emergency cable from US EAST: the Russians have arrived in the server
oh NO NO NO NO NO
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>>230811656
now you can flame them instead of flaming each other :)
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>>230811656
russians arent even that bad
by far the worst players u can get on us east are pinoys / SEA monkies
i literally get them on my team sometimes when i queue in the morning, they are the biggest game losers instalocking core roles with 300 ping
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How do i prevent an incoming loss streak bros?
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>>230812953
by not inflating your mmr playing lowskill heroes
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>>230813106
I thought playing braindead 0 skill supports is what inflates mmr
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>>230812703
ive already had 2 games where russians just when chappie with shadow amulet, at least peruvians will still tryhard even if they flame you
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new bread when
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>>230813184
nah meepo and brood are way better for that
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>>230813953
Thanks for your insight t. 2k mmr shitter
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>>230814420
He's not wrong tho
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>>230814420
nobody even picks meepo or brood in 2k
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NEW

>>230815238
>>230815238
>>230815238
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>>230814536
>>230815107
>have last pick core
>have the perfect counter for the entire enemy team+ your lane available at your disposal
>dont pick it because you have honor and you dont want to go for the "low hanging fruit"
>lose
>post about how honorable you are on d2g and how much of a scrub someone is for picking "low hanging fruit" heroes
Yikes
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>>230804837
based league refugee with 5 hours in the game
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>>230796521
Lol holy fuck really is this real, glad i left that shit game, im gonna sell that account soon to get some money back.





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