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>Overwatch Halloween Terror has begun!
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>September Developer Update
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>Get Demon Hunter Sombra (with Blizzcon virtual ticket)
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>New D.Va animated short "Shooting Star" is out!
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>Hero 28, Wrecking Ball a.k.a. Hammond, is out now
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>Hero item checklists for all events
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>Personal stats / leader boards
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Just post them already and get over with it.
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>>230747072
I want to bully Doomfist until he cries!
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>>230747173
Here's your Genji! Take good care of him!
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Brig ruined the game and literally no one can defend this overturned piece of shit character
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>>230747072
nice OP
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>if i play tank no one follows me through a chokepoint
>if i play healer my tanks stay all the game staring at the choke
>if i go dps no one is healing/tanking
I've tanket 200 sr just because people cannot group up and press w
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>best cyberpunk themed skin in the game belongs to the hamster
Thinking.jpg
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>give certain heroes tons of mobility in an FPS while others have little to none
>be surprised when they’re the most powerful heroes in the game
>instead of doing the smart thing and nerfing them, you introduce more CC in the game to stop them
Blizzard chose the wrong path. Game isn’t fun when there’s so much CC everywhere
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>Completely given up on competitive this season
>going to just let my main decay from GM
>will continue to grind aim
>will play the odd game on a smurf or with a friend if needed
How could the meta go so absolutely wrong? The game's been painful to play since around March. GOATs is far worse than triple tank ever was.
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>>230747330
But anon, now she has only 500 hp on her shield, she's perfectly balanced now :^)
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I want to BE Hana Song!
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>>230747173
I want to lick daddy Reinhardt dick clean after a lonf day of fighting under the sun!
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Mei needs a buff!!
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>>230747954
No, the game is already enough unfun
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>playing paylod defense
>rein on top of the payload
>enemy rain is now free to shatter us all
I guess moving two step forward was way too hard
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Fareeha!
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>tits bigger than your momma
>dick bigger than yours
>only uses a mace no guns
Brig the best
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Just taking his dog for a walk.
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>>230747571
You're referring to the company that made WoW pvp exclusively a stunfest in ranked arena for about 3 years before they finally addressed the garbage gameplay.
Don't expect this to change anytime soon
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>>230747623

Brigg ruined Overwatch leage. I watched the first half..3/4 of the season religiously every week but Brigg ruined it to the point that I didn't even watch the playoffs or the finals.

Her stupid no skill mace wrecking everybody is the gayest shit ever.
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I love Weretracer!
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>>230747537
That skin is fucking hideous.
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Olivia
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>>230747864
Me too!
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>enemy has Brig
>we don’t
>lose
Nice game, Blizz
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>>230748330
Completely irrelevant as proven by Doomfist.
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>another loss because no one wants to group up and my team decides to tickle in like headless chicken
Please tell me that in diamond thing are better
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Lets keep the Lena posts to a minimum this thread!
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>>230749309
>enemy has Brig
>we don't
>we win anyway because we used our heads
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>>230749309
>enemy team has two healer and a decent combination of tanks
>we have me on solo heal ana and roadhog+hamster
>the both go forad flanks
I honestly don't know what am i supposed to do
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>>230749368
They're not. Not even in masters. It's barely okay in GM too.
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>be d.va main
>be gold
>complain here that you can play nice and still have shitty team to bring you down
>do this
>completely carry my team
>still lose because shit team
>/v/ will defend I should stay gold because I should be able to carry 5 players against 6 players

Fuck you /v/
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>>230749450
No!
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>>230749321
WDHMBT
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I love my wife Lena.
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>>230749580
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>>230749705
I hate your wife Lena
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>>230747954
>you can take one person with you in her cyrofreeze heal
>protects from various shit and slightly heals
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>>230749309
>Enemy has Brig
>We don't
>We win
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>>230749994
>grabs a healer
>tank dies from no heals
just what this game needs, more mei players getting their team killed
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>>230749705
I want to smash your wife's head in with a hammer and then eat her brains.
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I want to hug Dr. Junkenstein.
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>>230749653
>>230749705
Lena posters have been multiplying like roaches. It used to be just "Here comes T. Racer!" anon, but then it got bad
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Post smug waifus!
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>>230749661
You know exactly what it means.
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>>230747954
>We need to make the game even more frustrating and unfun
Yeah no
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>>230749645
I'll entertain this post because it happens.
I've said many times before that despite attitude having a huge part on how a game turns out there are some games that are unwinnable. Even when you're boosting, you can do everything right for your own role and still win.
You have a good elim to damage ratio, You didn't die too much but you have an average amount of mechs called. There's no damage received stat, so we can't see how much you fed the enemy team.
So as long as your team were doing what they were supposed to, you should have been fine.

Why did you lose though? We don't know what you were playing into. Do you have a VOD you can review? What problems were your team having? What caused you to lose that isn't the BOOGA? What were your DPS, what were their DPS?
These are all things you can reflect on, it may not be your fault entirely, or it could.

Give it a think over.
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>>230750269
>Waifu posters have been multiplying like roaches.
FTFY
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>>230750269
I remember that anon. It was so weird how they always had the first post in these threads
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>>230750469
I just stopped doing it. It wasn't just me who did it either.
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>>230750119
>throws wall up between tank and healer
i mean she can do that already if she wanted too, conversely she could grab the tank, offer slight heal, and the iceblock would end up being bigger to block more shit. just depends.
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>>230750269
I miss T.Racer poster, the last time I saw their posts was when OWL was starting. I wonder if that's why they left.
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YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!
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>>230750269
I've been here since the game was released.
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>>230750469
it was one speedy anon
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>>230750281
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>>230750281
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>>230750613
>insanely autistic poster is actually OWL champ
plausible
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>>230747465
This explained my entirety of struggle with this game. I LOVE this game, but for fuck same blizz add more healers and tanks.
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>>230750281
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>stunning is cancer!
>self-healing is cancer!
>one shot kill heroes are cancer!


>but roadhog is fine
>he. he punishes bad positioning lol
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>It's a none of the dps manage to hit Pharah episode.
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>>230749590
Switch to a dps you want to learn until either you lose or your team decides to start working together
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>>230746607
The King's kind of a jerk but he doesn't deserve to die because he wasn't impressed with Junkenstein's machines. If he was a real asshole he would have stripped Junkenstein of his lab, etc. He just said essentially "nah try again" and Junkenstein lost his mind over it, made deals with supernatural beings, and launched a full scale coup. And fuck all the innocent towns folk. They're just collateral.

Junkenstein's far from the worst villian ever but he is the villain and the heroes are the heroes. They do what they're going to do.
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>>230749590
You don't continue to play Ana below masters. You swap off and complement whoever the fuck you want from that point.
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>>230751015
cute and pure
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>>230751270
Roadhog is an enormous fat ball of waddling ult charge - played badly, he's 900hp of pure feed.
He's also severely fucked over by RNG with the hook being unable to 1-shot 200hp squishies about 60% of the time.
He's not "fine", he's one notch above being a literal throw pick.
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>>230751240
post
lewds
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>>230751821
Here's your junkenstein poster bro
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>>230751969
MODS
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When is Tracer going to kill herself? How do the tracerfags feel about this?
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>>230751969
is not
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Canon soon
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>>230747864
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>blizzard will continue to add gimmicky heroes until half the roster are throw picks instead of making less heroes and them all be good
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>>230752426
Yep. Only 41% left to canon.
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Junkrat's getting a Rat King skin for the winter event
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apologize!
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>>230752557
>Jetpack Cat is unironically the next hero after Hammond "only" divided 50% of the dev team and playerbase
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>>230747372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PykoZWxoyaE
i ship it
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>>230751376
>they have pharah someone go hitscan dps
>they pick fucking tracer or reaper
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>>230752753
people who really want jet pack cat disgust me
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>>230750619
WTF do you want from me granny?
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>>230750619
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ME WANT JUNKER TIDDIES
NOW
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>>230752753
I honestly don't care if Blizz decided to add Jetpack Cat and other animal heroes. I just hope JQ and 1 or 2 MEKA squad members are added before them.
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>>230752906
>someone else will go hitscan dps im sure of it :^)
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>>230749309
>enemy has brig
>we don’t
>proceed to wreck her Scandinavian pusy
Do you just walk into her fucking shield retard?
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>>230749309
I got a solution just for you
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>>230752906
Tracer's fine desu, she has enough mobility and better damage at range. People really underestimate her capacity to repeatedly shut down Pharah.

Reaper on the other hand-
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>>230750284
I don't know what you mean.
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>>230753834
You ready for that blackout goy?
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>>230753834
YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY
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>>230753886
>widow reaper
>enemy pharah
>reaper shuts down pharah more then the widow
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>>230753915
Typical dumb fareeha poster.
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>>230753949
>caring about camp out
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>>230754139
This honestly
>New voicelines specifically mention her leaf heritage
>New skin literally removes her stupid leaf face
Pharahfags couldn't be in more denial if they tried
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>>230754109
>fuck up death blossom
>enemy pharah boops you into her team
>wave at pharah for the assist
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>>230754109
It's certainly possible, Tracer's just a little more consistent for it.
I really like sticking Pharah with a pulse bomb just for the BM, even if she could be done in half a clip.

Reaper's problem in the matchup is purely mobility. It takes him longer to get to his effective range and he's more likely to die trying to get there. If he doesn't get it in one shot then he has wraith which leaves him vulnerable and nothing else. Tracer just has more flexibility with mobility and recall.
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>>230751376
>got tired of this shit
>learned to shoot her and the Mercy tagalong with multiple characters
>climbed ranks ever since
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>>230754530
stupid console poster.
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>>230754592
>console
This was seasons ago when I first started playing and hitscan was always taken. Give me Zen, Genji, Winston, occasionally Reinhardt with damage boost and I'll shoot her down. After people started easing up on McCree I started using him to shoot them down as well. Once in a blue moon it'll be me on Lucio punching her out of the sky.
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So i figured out how ti climb in OW.
>Pick healer
>heal dps>support>tank in that order
>retard dps who dive don't instantly die
>they sometimes get 1-2kills with their retard dives now
>win the game
>climbed 150sr since i started doing this
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>>230754952
>Give me
>Winston
Nothing finer in life than griefing a pharah as the monkey and spamming HOW EMBARASSING after she's dead.
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>tfw you lose the game because someone gets pissy on voice and it tilts the entire team
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>>230754954
You figured out that supporting dive works? Good, it'll get you up a little until you just run into GOATs 24/7.
but yes, these are the basics of climbing, complement the strongest elements on your team. Tank and support players in lower ranks are pretty much bots half the time. Fuck, you can still climb from at least bronze to plat playing mercy by just damage boosting and pocketing a widow in a duo.
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>>230754301
In denial about what? Jesus, you sure are one dumb retard.
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>>230751376
>dude on widow keeps feeding to pharah
>can we get a hitscan for that pharah :)
>pick torb or symm because enemy pharah is too dumb to kill turrets
>omg why are you throwing >:(
This is why I avoid ranked
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>>230755241
>>tfw you lose the game because someone gets pissy on voice and it tilts the entire team
Yup. Last thread had a few good discussions about it. I've seen entire games lost because of this. It either tilts the team so they don't play their best, stop trying or they throw entirely. It even tilts the people who it's not aimed at to throw.
Just report, avoid and move on.
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>>230755283
>click on person's name who cried about throwing
>report them
>mute them
>enjoy your free win
>know you've done your bit for the community
There's no need to avoid competitive because of retards, the same people exist even in arcade and quickplay. You only need to know how to deal with 'em.
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>play unranked
>nobody plays hammond on my team
>win
>play ranked
>constantly getting hammond on my team
>lose every single game
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>>230755243
>Pharahfag calling anyone a retard
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>>230755702
Epic response.
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>get hammond
>heal him
>lose
>stop healing hammonds
>win
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>>230755637
>play unranked
>someone plays hammond on my team
>win
>play ranked
>someone plays hammond on my team
>win
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>>230755860
I'll let you in on a little secret here.
Enemy team doesn't get ult charge for busting his shields but they do for his armour/hp. Healing a hammond constantly is just feeding their team ult charge
It's kinda like pocketing a really bad roadhog.
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>dps consistently avoids their moira
>cries about no healing
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I love Ana's candy emote but goddamn it pisses me off so much that the candy on the floor lasts for two seconds while her beachball lasts for 10 seconds
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>>230755990
yeah which is why they should switch to an actual tank
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>>230756159
It'll just take time, he needs a bit of gamesense to string together his combos, but he also requires tracc skill outside of it. So far there's not many people who can do both. Not when you can get more value from Zarya/Tracer/Sombra.
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>>230756036
I love Ana
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>>230755243
Thinking that she's anything but worst girl.
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>girl speaks on voice
>entire team suddenly have mics
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>>230756159
d.va/hammond have their uses for diving pussyshit hold comps and causing chaos, they're like genji in reverse, good d.va/hammonds are a blessing and make games go easier and faster
dont think of them like reinhardt or orisa, they're more like zarya and fat flankers in general
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>>230756680
>Girl speaks on mic
>is always qued up with 1-2 boyfriends she keeps on a leash to carry her shitty Pink Mercy ass.
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>>230756618
But you didn't prove shit with your rambling. Choke on a penis, you raging homosexual.
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>>230757176
>>230754301
>and doomfish tells her she's irrelevant
Shit taste in waifu and worst girl, cum guzzler.
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>>230756680
>girl speaks on mic
>everyone chatting in the lobby
>she's playing zen
>everyone has mics and is attentive
>she can't do calls and neither can the tank main infatuated with her
>my buddy is on Tracer
>we do horribly because the team is too busy trying to do the cluttered comms routine
>lock zen round 2
>he locks Winston
>hard calls only
>she's reduced to playing Mercy
>tank main struggling to play DPS
>buddy swaps with him and tells him to follow calls
>win game
>friend request from them after the game
>DECLINE
>mfw she just wants the carry because she can't be bothered to learn to call
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>>230756680
>girl speaks on voice
>I don't even know this because I have muted comms and ctrl+shift+c chat
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>only 40 posters now
imagine playing ow, fighting doomfist and brigitte, getting rehashed content with skin drops
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>>230757823
She won't be so smug when I'm done electrocuting the gay out of her
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>>230757819
>zen is supposed to do calls
anyone can do them
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>>230758096
Please don't zap my wife
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>>230757823
i bet youre a hanzo main too
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>>230758230
You're right anyone can do them, but Supprots like Zen with Discord or Ana with Bio-nade are usually the ones to make calls since they will tell you when they throw out these abilities.
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>>230758042
>playing ow, fighting doomfist and brigitte
I do that and I can still beat them so I can't post often. What's your excuse?
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>>230758770
Did your shipment of rope arrive yet, Jeff?
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>>230758714
but anyone on your team can see who your zen has discorded at any time, maybe fuckwits need to pay attention
you can see who ana naded as well but its not as obvious so ill give you that one
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>>230758656
No, but my picture might give you a clue.
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>>230759025
>its not as obvious
its more obvious than discord because purple sticks out like a sore thumb
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>>230759336
>red blinking ball that can be seen anywhere on the map VS some wet purple sap somewhere in the fight with ana
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>>230759025
People have sever tunnel vision at lower ranked. It's even present at highranks like GM. Their are alot of clips of streamers just incompletely ignoring the doomfist charging right next to them or the flanking genji/tracer because their so focused on killing that zen/ana.
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>>230759486
>not staying with your team
uhh lol
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Good evening, anon!
I'm playing mystery heroes with a friend because he's sad and I wanna cheer him up!
How are you?
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>>230759925
Nigga I boutta play blops4, micspam everyone and enjoy my fucking time.

Sucks to be you
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>>230759886
>implying im not with my team VS arguing which is more obvious between a map-wide blinking red ball and a purple dripping person within the vicinity of your ana
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https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1050530091002822656
GUYS THE HALLOWEEN EVENT IS FINALLY STARTED
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>>230760203
well the only way you wouldnt see purple is if youre off on your own
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I want to please Roadhog sexually everyday anons..... it's all I want to do.
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>>230760695
>anon cant read
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>>230760878
the irony
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>>230761106
>the irony
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whats the best widow skin for the junk event
Huntress makes sense but i see value in her lingerie skin too
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>>230749580
Whoops, almost missed this post.
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>pick zarya
>last person picks hammond
why do retards play this game
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>>230761461
I want to fuck those tits!
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The enemy has a teleporteur and I have a spider suit.
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What did Sombra do to upset Dr. Junkenstein?
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Troo Bloo Waifoo
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>>230761731
>last season before GOATs dominated meta
>two stack on my team
>one person instalocks zarya
>the other duo retard picks d.va
>no-one wants to play main tank
>have to pick main tank to win
>our damage without me is a single genji
>next round they go roadhog zarya
I don't know, anon. Tell me why people think two ill suited off tanks are the key to success?
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Trick or treat blooberry is good to eat
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I'm tired of playing with shitty silvers someone add me I'm good af with my bae d.va ps4 only
PSN: ThatGuySien

No losers can add me though thx
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>>230761731
The game really is at a breaking point in regards to profiles/heroes played.

Blizzard removed profile hover with the private profile patch so you have to rightclick everyone and go to their profile only to see it's locked/find one person's info on what heroes they play. This takes a lot longer than smashing P and doing a quick hover over everyone. So you end up with situations on defense where people have picked and are making their way to the point only to find out that they have a tank/support problem.
You can try asking in voice chat and be meat the deafening silence, and if you work it out you're all scrambling to the point to defend it when the round has started.

Blizzard could try and fix this issue by re-enabling profile hover again in the social menu, or they could allow you to select preferred heroes etc, just so people know what you can flex onto. They won't do that though and we're left with what we have because some plat mercy mains took offense to xQc crying over being matched with 5 mercy mains.
Private profiles were the death of ladder and the comps that followed it only secured it.

Entire rounds are now lost simply because you have to struggle to communicate with randoms on ladder about what they can or are willing to play. In a competitive game where the focus is to win. The only place where this is less of a problem is T500 where you just know what most people play already.
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moira's damage orb ability is fucking bullshit and you should be able to shoot it out of the sky
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>>230763209
Yes yes bronzie, cry more about her shitty damage orb.

Her healing orb is more of a problem than her damage orb.
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>>230763350
1) im masters
2) no hero should be able to get free damage through barriers and around corners with essentially 0 counter
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>i can't win at my own rank so i'll win at lower ranks
absolutely pathetic
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>>230763634
>get shot with bullet at point blank range
wtf how are they getting damage with 0 counter
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>>230763634
I was hoping you'd take the bait anon, I'm a failure.
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>>230763741
>shitters complain about smurfs every time there's a sale
>everyone is a smurf
>they report people for "smurfing"
>streamers and OW pros all have more than one account
>Blizzard never bans them for smurfing
>only ever bans people for account sharing and boosting
really gets the ol joggin' noggin'
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>>230763879
this is just too obvious, at least the other post mostly got me with their bait

>>230763954
im lucky i dont give a fuck about the rest of moira's abilities besides her bullshit dmg orb
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>Hitscan buffs
>Pharah changes
>Next hero is probably going to fly
It's actually gonna be jetpack cat, isn't it?
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>>230764135
who was that one meka guy with the drones? overlord?
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>>230764135
if blizzard adds one more fucking "mobility" hero whose moveset boils down to railroaded button presses then this game is fucking dead
lucio is the only hero in this game with 100% natural and fluid mobility
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>>230764135
Well, If the next hero can fly then that's a good thing. Even if it's a bad character.
Pharah's needed a real air to air counter in a while. It's utterly retarded that she's still the only character who can fly/move freely in the air.
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>>230763634
>and around corners with essentially 0 counter
>says he's in master
Fucking Genjis and D.vas would be saving your ass.
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>>230764135
No, they just decided to toss Pharah into the dumpster.

>>230764580
Mercy moves better in the air than she does. Hell, D.va and Genji do. The changes didn't really change anything.
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>>230764689
d.va is the only actual counter to her ability
that is bad game design
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>>230765003
Genji can literally send the ball back and make it benefit your team with either damage or healing.
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>>230765095
point taken
exactly two (2) heroes can directly counter her ability, out of the roster of 28, and of course it doesnt mean anything if they don't happen to be wherever the orb is when it's used
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>join LFG
>lose one game because no one helped supports deal with genji
>everyone leaves the group
epic
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I wanna fuck Sombra in her brapflinger
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>>230765337
They did you a favour on disbanding. If supports are dumb enough to not switch to Brig right away, that team wasn't worth your time.
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>play mercy
>start leaking precum
???
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did this thread improve during the past few months?
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>>230766039
Literally me anon...
I just want a daddy I can whore myself out to, suck his cock after a game of Overwatch after I pocket him..
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What is the absolute best team comp for Junkenstein?
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>>230766365
im all pent up after playing all day today
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>>230766327
Old version
Rip T.racer poster
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>>230766575
I'd let you cum in me anon.
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>Add Tracer to Junkenstein
>Don't give her a skin for it
What did they mean by this?
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>>230766779
of course, you wouldnt have a choice.
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>>230766815
Brigitte didn't get a skin either
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I'd use this in public.

Don't @ me.
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>>230766730
I'm literally still here.
>>230766327
Esports is dead, so no.
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>>230767005
You're right anon..
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>>230766730
also old version
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>>230767042
I would use you in public.
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>>230766730
>>230766327
Mechanics discussion is almost always shatter and some other anon responding to a plat player. I'm glad lorefags have quietened/went back to tumblr.
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what would you do if you saw someone wearing this in public haha asking for a buddy haha
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>>230767282
good slut
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>>230767031
She has a skin for it though it just wasn't on Halloween. She is a shield maiden and has a skin called Shield maiden. Tracer doesn't have a Will-O-Wisp skin.
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>>230767853
I'd boop them.
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>>230767853
id ask them if they want to be my sombra gf!
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>>230767853
100% it's a bearded gay dude wearing it
so fucking awful
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>>230766730
>everything I don't like is /pol/
You've also included more obscure spammers which suggests youre trying to make your shitposting look important or memorable.

Pretty pathetic desu
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mei is best girl. honestly kill yourself if you disagree cause you're JUST wrong.
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>havent played overwatch in a while
>first game back is a fun game with hammond
>second game
>leaver after first round, team getting rolled by brig and sniper, game is already lost because lol 5 vs 6
>current game
>same shit with a moira who just chases kills
no wonder this shit is fucking dying
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>>230767042
i want that
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>HAAHH UNGGGGH
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>>230768372
do these cases where one person playing like shit or being retarded and ruins the game for 10 mins the same with lol/dota2?
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>>230766327
>>230766730
>OWG
newfag out
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>>230767921
Thanks for the praise anon... I live to serve people like you.
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>>230768716
Nah, you're just reading a booga post.
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>>230768709
>grrr
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>hanzo spams blind arrows in the general direction of our team
>statistically guaranteed to hit a random headshot on accident
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damn i cant aim.
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>>230768526
If you're a Blizzcon ticket holder you can get first dibs on the merch. Otherwise we'd have to wait for leftovers for the public.
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Zenyatta, McCree, Bridgette, Ana and Moira.

I want to devote a week or two to one of them to git gud at them. Which do you find to be the most useful and which of those are you the most pleased with having a skilled one on the team.
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>>230768372
>>havent played overwatch in a while
>>leaver after first round
I'm gonna assume, because it makes and ass out of u and me.

You're doing placements, because you've been gone a while. Yeah, gonna let you in on a little secret here. Placement zone is trash, completely your 10 mandatory games (or just leave them because they don't matter). Then start booga posting.
You will almost never have an enjoyable game during placements, you'll either stomp the enemy team or you'll get stomped. There's nothing to lose in a placement game at all.

Games get better once you're placed, unless you're so awful you get placed in low-mid bronze. Keep at it, anon. Just mute passive aggressive and bad supports and focus on the fun.
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>>230768794
i need to use you
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>>230769205
Oh really? My roomie's gonna buy one so maybe I'll be able to...
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>>230769450
I want you to anon I'm hard thinking about you fucking me like the bitch I am
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stop being fucking gay you losers, go lift some weights, eat a steak, and fuck some females. we're all alpha males here. i thought you were one of us, but to be honest, we've got some faggot beta losers in our midst. over here in /owg/, we're beefcake jocks who have sex with women.
stop being gay.
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>>230769730
discord?
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>>230766039
>>230766365
>>230766575
>>230766779
>>230767005
>>230767282
>>230767921
>>230768794
>>230769450
>>230769730
cease your faggotry
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>>230769745
Dude that is pretty darn rude you know.
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>>230769745
is the big stwong stwaight manchiwd's afwaid???
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>>230769745
>and fuck some females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw
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>>230769915
Facts don't care about your feelings.
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>>230768061
>be literal bearded gay dude
>one of the few OW merch things I'd consider wearing

You got a point anon
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>>230769892
I'm scared anon I've only ever talked about this stuff with one guy in game anon..
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All the fuckers have to do is let McCree's roll recharge on kills. One change and suddenly he has a shot at being semi-competitive. But no. Fuck no. The cowboy can't get anything cool. Hanzo gets infinite ranged oneshot arrows that move so fast they might as well be hitscan with no reload and no movement penalty and he can bounce around and climb and ping enemies and turn his bow into Peacekeeper 2.0 and fire DRAGONS through walls but McCree can't get a recharge on kill because fuck giving McCree mains a chance at using skill and doing something cool. That role's reserved for Hazno, Genji, and Doomfist only.

I swear I'm beginning to think that McCree is shafted along with S76 for being wh*te m*n so the Azns and Black Bullfist can dominate.
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I miss esports...
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>>230770881
>McCree and Soldier just got a buffed two days ago
Also McCree getting a roll reset after every kill is pretty redundant if his killing ability isn't changed. Also Doomfist should be the easiest pickings for you.
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I've decided I want to main Zen. Is this viable? How high can I reasonably go as a good Zen.
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>>230770881
>All the fuckers have to do is let McCree's roll recharge on kills
I've been saying that for over a year anon, it's on par with Genji and his swift strike (where it does no damage). They increased his falloff (with everyone else) and reduced roll (his most useless ability) by two seconds, a non-buff.
I wish you luck in accepting the future of understanding that McCree has been utterly powercreeped on every level though.

>>230770930
Me too, contendies soon though.
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>>230770881
I honestly think the only thing McCree really needs is invulnerability during the roll.
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>>230770813
it's okay, it's just that your last post got me going. I'll see you around then.
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>>230771159
>just got a buffed
>s76 has barely reduced recoil time and mc has barely reduced roll cooldown

Also
>doomfist should be the easiest pickings for you
If you can land the world's most unreliable grenade, yes. Because once Doom gets within 20 feet of you you'll be knocked back, knocked in the air, slammed into a wall, shotgunned, and killed all within a single second.
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>>230771396
You can hear his ass coming from more than 20 feet away and if you're trying to fight him in the open as McCree you're already doing it wrong.
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>>230771159
>Also Doomfist should be the easiest pickings for you.
I'm going to stop you right there, not that anon but McCree was originally designed to STUN mobility heroes like Tracer and Genji, and as a tank buster. His tank busting abilities were taken away along with his range because he was too powerful.
So originally McCree's flashbang was used for Tracer, Genji, Roadhog and Reinhardt charges/shields. Then it was to be used for ALL dive heroes when that time came around, then it was Doomfist, then Moira in coalescence, then brigitte, and now another dive hero. His CC/Flashbang has remained on the same cooldown the entire time while FTH was rightfully nerfed into oblivion.

So McCree became an easy target to dive, you'd bait out the flashbang and he'd be fucking dead. One mobility option (a predictable and certain death roll) and he became a gun and an ultimate. An ultimate that could be cancelled for 50% ult charge and quicker reload. Then Blizzard changed the way ult cancelling worked across the board and it reset to 0.

McCree is 100% just a gun now, and with Soldier's latest buff returning him to launch status (pretty much). He's in the bin even more, He has no mobility, no self heal, no shields. He is officially the worst DPS to pick in the game that isn't called Pharah despite being one of the most fun to play.
So go straight ahead, explain it.
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>>230747072
>not zen as carter
disappointment
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>>230771350
I'm really sorry anon.. I'm just too shy
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>>230771396
>s76 has barely reduced recoil time
Nah, soldier's buff is actually pretty big. It's back to where it used to be when you could rely on Soldier for long range engagements. He still suffers from damage against armour but that's becoming less of an issue now. He's back to where he used to be.
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fuck off with this off topic gay erp shit
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>hotfix
>fixes a single bug
>it's half a gig
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>>230771965
>half a gig
I needed to download 1.5 gigs anon.
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Why does Sombras gun sound like literal shit.
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your waifu A SHIT
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>>230771728
>He is officially the worst DPS to pick in the game that isn't called Pharah despite being one of the most fun to play.
>the most fun
Yeah, I'm really doubtful about that.
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>>230772124
Its louder now to notify enemies whenever she's behind them.
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>>230772124
sounds best when nanoboosted
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>>230772193
it still sounds like a peashooter nerf gun.
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>>230771728
Basically this.

Every other Hero has either gotten progressively better since launch or gotten nerfed then retooled into being good, even if not as good as they once were (Roadhog).

McCree has the dubious distinction of being 'stuck' in the past, back when you didn't have as many crazy fly-around-jump-around batshit-to-the-walls abilities like now.

The lack of mobility, lack of support tools (Stunnade has been completely outclassed by Brig, who is completely more versatile in every way, and it wasn't even amazing to begin with), lack of self heals, lack of a passive, lack of a good ult (D.va gets a nuclear bomb she's immune to and can immediately pop back in, Doom gets an instant AOE kill that teleports him across the map and indoors, McCree gets a time waster that makes you a massive target); McCree needs babysat, and it sucks. He never contributes anything in PvP, but you'll see some mouthbreathers say he's fine because muh PvE meta. Yeah, a PvE meta in Overwatch. Fuck right off with that.

The only things he was good at (shutdowns/stuns, long range picks) were usurped wholly by Hanzo and Brigitte, who are straight upgrades to him.

Blizzard hates McCree. Or maybe they just love sucking other heroes off.
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>>230770458
let's date
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>>230772152
>Yeah, I'm really doubtful about that.
In what way? McCree has been in the shitter for around a year now. He's steadily maintained the a high-ish pickrate (because he's fun) with the lowest win rate out of all offense heroes. The only "attack" hero who has a lower winrate than McCree is Bastion (and that's only for the past month). Bastion has a greater winrate over time than the cucked cowboy.

I'm gonna provide overbuff because it's easily acceptable but there's a reason why he's not played as much as he used to be, he's a throw pick through and through. I know overbuff is fucking laughed at, but it's the best that's available for it. You can go to winston's lab if you want to grind out those figures on your own in pro play.
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>>230772558
>the a
>acceptable
Jesus christ, I should stop while I'm ahead.
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>>230771931
Is it just me, or does this shit happen alot in these threads?
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>>230772558
Two important facts as well:
1. The win rate may also be inflated from being on good teams. A shit McCree on a pro team vs. a mediocre team will still win.
2. On fire as McCree is admittedly easy as you'll get a lot of assist elims (but very few of your own).
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>>230772678
overwatch is a gay game so of course homo stuff is gonna happen
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>>230771728
McCree's design was originally a duelist who could stop the flankers. The tankbusting was a result of making his damage numbers ridiculously high. McCree being an easy dive target is just the result of him having little to no movement. Even then, he still sees more action than a lot of other characters in the DPS category.
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>>230772494
taken actually, but flattered anon.
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>>230772727
I just threw it together quickly, but the stats don't Lie. McCree is one of THE worst heroes in the game. He's fun to play, people love his character but he IS a throw pick. As much as picking Ana during dive.
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>>230772896
that's ok, i don't think i could date a dps-player anyway
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>>230772880
Yup, he sees more action, but still maintains the steady loss rate. People play him because they enjoy it and they think they're good. They'll win a game now and then.
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>>230772558
Read the whole post before jumping the gun.
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Is it just me or does anyone else tend to get anything OTHER than the halloween themed maps in rotation lately? I've been playing heaps over the last few days and I've only probably gotten on Hollywood or eichenwalde twice each.
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ZEN OR ANA? WHICH IS THE BEST SUPPORT?
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>>230772786
>game has 1 (one) gay character
>every sjw, homo, brony, tumblr ever praises this game like its the best shit since sliced bread
good business strategy in [current year], honestly.
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>>230773032
I read your whole post. It was shoddy. Expand more on your ideas.
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>>230773165
Zen in dive. Ana currently. Zen's having a rough time at the moment, but his discord is still useful.
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>>230770458
>I'll never get a gay overwatch bf because of my crippling social anxiety
It fucking hurts.
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Has this game gotten any better ever since they added brig to comp. Stopped playing the game after sym rework
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>>230772880
>tankbusting was a result of making his damage numbers ridiculously high
Pretty sure anon was talking about him after his primary nerf but before FTH nerfs. Either way they're both pretty similar.
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>>230773443
Best it's ever been anon.
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>>230773168
i want them to pander me more. instead of playing it safe and make someone lesbian, how about making reinhardt a huge raging homosexual grandpa
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>got all the junkenstein achievements
>no reason to play junkenstein anymore
I'm actually kind of sad
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>>230773443
No.
Unless you really, really, really loved triple tank the first time, but this time with more CC.
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>>230772951
That's fair although Sombra is basically my "meme or die trying no fucks" pick since I'm actually a fle-realistically tank/support pick player.
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>>230773404
iktf...
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>>230773717
MOOOODS!
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>>230773684
tbf i do the same with widowmaker, but i'm also mainly support > tank > dps, even if i find it tiresome
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>>230773443
Yes and no. Meta is more diverse than it has ever been, but there is alot of bullshit CC.
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>>230773717
god I wish that was Soe
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>>230763741
>smurfs using lfg transparently
Lol. Sad theres no real way to stop smurfing either bc you can always buy another acct.
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>>230773717
that's not soe!
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>>230772558
Looking at the winrate vs. the pickrate, McCree isn't actually that bad.
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>>230773606
You can still play it for the grinding.
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>>230773590
id rather they not
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>>230773912
His pickrate's good but his winrate has consistently been the lowest out of all heroes in masters/GM. It doesn't look so bad because he's being played but that doesn't mean he's in a good position.
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>>230773912
Pick rate's healthy.
Win rate's the worst in the game.

How is that not bad?
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>>230774042
that sounds like the opposite of fun
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>>230747072
>be top 500 every season
>decide to make a torb smurf
>tryhard and get 4 golds very game till level 25
>first placement is a gold/plat game
>literally wipe the entire team instantly
what
why did it place me here? i had another smurf that i threw qp games on to try to get bronze but it still gave me gold
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>>230773912
Not to mention how McCree falls short in literally every way, especially mobility. In dive meta playing him is suicidal.
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>>230766730
>shanghai loses
RIP
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>>230774236
Winrate takes a hit because he gets used more which has more chances of him losing in a match. Honestly, that's better than not being used much but having a higher projected winrate than they really should because what most likely happens is people switch out to a better pick then that win gets counted in, like for example Reaper there.
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>>230774451
Are you the anon who tried the mercy shenanigans to get into bronze?
Like I explained previously, it tries to calculate MMR from QP. If you weren't segregated into smurf hell then you'll just end up with a regular MMR if you hit straight from 25.

I'm sure I've explained to you that arcade/AI is the way to get in with a fresh MMR before, you'll start off in gold/plat but your W/L and performance will determine it from there.
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>its an epic fragger lucio episode
>1 sound barrier per koth round
>no medal for healing
>no medal for anything
Literally why play if your just going to make it 5v6? What enjoyment do you get out of throwing and getting obliterated?
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>>230774829
>tfw last smurf was me playing support only
>start my first two games as Reddit Lucio
>thrown into smurf zone immediately
>proceed to play Reddit Lucio for 24 hours while grinding EXP
It depends, anon. You can play a good reddit Lucio and get sound barrier, you can play a good reddit Lucio if your team can work off of it. Where were you playing?
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>deatmatch
>everyone just plays ana or doom
>normal play
>brig or hanzo or genj or moira on your team = victory

The balance has never been this bad. Who in fuck hell thought Ana needed a Sleep attack, or Doom needed a shotgun?
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>>230774718
No
that's stupid and going to suck for everyone else to until i get back to gm well suck for the enemy team anyway
so next smurf no qp only arcade?
was hard to force myself to 15 hours of that
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>>230773590
Unfortunately, Blizzard is too cowardly to do that.
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>>230775350
just like they are too cowardly to fix their games..
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>>230775219
what's a reddit lucio?
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Ana and Brigite make this game borderline unplayable. I'll be back when they get rightfully nerfed.
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>>230775457
speedboosting boop faggot thats sitting in enemy spawn or their side most of the game
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>>230747072
Blizzcon is almost here who is going to be hero 29?
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what kind of support hero will we get next?
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>>230773717
>not soe
Into the trash it goes.
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>>230775457
someone that watched a dspstanky video and spends the whole game trying to copy it
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>>230775614
Sanjay.
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>>230775338
>that's stupid and going to suck for everyone else to until i get back to gm well suck for the enemy team anyway
It will.
>so next smurf no qp only arcade?
>was hard to force myself to 15 hours of that
If it only took you 15 hours to level then you were just leveling regularly. Your gap between games must have been very short. Doing it the arcade/AI way increases your time very heavily. It's almost as slow as going through the smurf zone (because you have no MMR). So arcade games take longer to find, less consecutive games etc.
It will leave you with a clean MMR going in though, you'll start at gold/plat and then your performance from there will determine where you'll place. If you're high skill you'll end up in high diamond/masters.

Blizzard tried very hard to fuck over smurfs with the leveling system and it kinda works, once you hit 25, you need to grind your QP MMR for almost the same length before placing (if you chose to level up that way) to get to where you should/want to be.

On the plus side, You will climb quickly if you continue and truly belong there.
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>>230775548
2 more hours until blops and jeffs suicide
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>>230775457
Speedboost is the aim of the game, you boop people off the map, don't worry about healing too much. Essentially think of a giant, fast, deathball or dive comp with a Lucio only using his E to accelerate everyone.
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>>230775548
not even a month ago you people were calling ana "throwgranny" lmao
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DVA SWALLOW'S TORBJORN'S HOT LOAD FOR FREE
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>>230773168
They've been pretty pissy about it because for the one lesbian they made something like 8 straighties already have been put out.
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>>230775625
Hopefully this QT.
Rez is ranged, charged for snipes, small healthpack healing, sombra's machine pistol with winston's damage, cricket bat melee
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>>230775625
Something in a meka who can be dmekd like dva
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>>230775932
>'
sad
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>>230775813
Ana was still throwgranny at that point. People were trying to pick her up, mercy mains were playing her because of buffs (not the nano buff).
She's only back right now because of the mercy nerf and the nano buff.

If dive is buffed in any way, shape or form that it becomes even slightly meta again, she's out.
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Blizzcon is getting even closer and the omnic heiress grows angstier for her debut on the battlefield.
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>>230774718
You think it will put me in masters anyway if i keep spawn holding the plats?
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>>230775987
Who is that anon.
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>>230775587
>>230775768
>>230775680
That's stupid you should always be switching between heals and speed constantly you can still get a bunch of kills and boops
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>>230775614
Omnic Heiress/Socialite/It-Girl
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>>230776079
>Winston gets a barrier buff
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>>230775987
>another rez
>another female healer
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>>230776343
Ye, you'll get there if you just grind it out. The journey to diamond will be ez pz.
After that you've got a little bit of work and you'll have to play your best heroes/meta depending on the situation but sure. If you got to GM before (or are currently GM) and haven't been boosted by meta then you'll have no issues at least getting to masters. The separation in game sense/mechanical skill will let you break through.

>>230776407
Sparks from Dirty Bomb the game that died for Overwatch
>>230776603
Well it's either that or Blizzard finally caves and adds a real area denial hero like Stoker with a burst rifle. I'll take that over a Sparks clone any day.
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>>230775987
>Rez
Instantly discarded. retards who die dont need safety nets
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who the fuck am i supposed to pick to kill hanzo again? because literally any time i get close to this piece of filth i die.
>>230775314
holy shit this. i'm on my 5th fucking loss in a row of this garbage. every loss has had a fucking hanzo on the other team just spamming shots and getting kills. try to get close? you're dead. try to stay out of range? you're fucking dead. who the fuck thought this was needed or that it was okay to have a fucking sniper be as dangerous up close as far away or to make a whole character around chasing them down that just gets fucking deleted? launch balance wasn't even this fucking atrocious and we had mccree fan the hammer shit
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>>230776694
That's perfect anon, I only used my REVIVR to snipe people anyway :^)
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>>230776339
Will she be a tank?
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>>230767042
Who the fuck would actually wear that? It's like Blizz is trying to get your ass beat.
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>>230776787
Tra-
wait no.
Wi-
Wait no.
D.V-
Wait no.

Uhm, Widow, Hanzo?
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>hanamura defense
>can we get a main tank
>"hammond is a main tank"
>get rolled
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I want to bully Tracer!
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>>230767042
>releasing merch when your game has no players
nice
might as well wear h1z1 merch too bro
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>>230777020
>get rolled
your team or the enemy?
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When people ask for cleansing abilities I feel like they don't really know what they mean or how it would work
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>>230777020
>Hammond is a main ta-
REPORTED: Gameplay sabotage
>Does not understand the separation between main tanks and off tanks. Thinks Hammond (Wrecking Ball) is a main tank. Hard inting. Deranking.
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>1trick torb
>they made him unavailable for 2 weeks
why is this aloud
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>>230776787
for some reason the wojaks at blizz gave him a huge batch of nerfs so he's basically the t-1000 and everything mccree used to do including his bs FTH hanzo does even better (worse for you)
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>>230776787
The Playboy, Billionaire, ninja genius philanthropist.
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>>230777412
*huge batch of buffs
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What country next hero gonna be from
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The best post launch hero was released last Blizzcon wonder if they can top that
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>>230776787
>every loss has had a fucking hanzo on the other team just spamming shots and getting kills. try to get close? you're dead. try to stay out of range? you're fucking dead. who the fuck thought this was needed or that it was okay to have a fucking sniper be as dangerous up close as far away or to make a whole character around chasing them down that just gets fucking deleted
Well there's two things at play here. Hanzo has always been Spamzo even before his "rework". You'd spam arrows over long range and hope for the best. Projectile hitboxes are more forgiving than hitscan and will arc depending on latency.

However, during his rework he gained three major things that have brought him to the king of short range, mid range and long range.
>Projectile speed increased
>Scatter replaced with FTH 2.0 at any range
>more mobility.

I can't tell you who the fuck thought it was a good idea, because if I ever found out I'd make it my life goal to remove them from game development, permanently.
Oh, also Brigitte was introduced, so good luck diving him with Tracer, Winston, D.VA or Genji.
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>>230777036
Crying qts make muh dick diemunds
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>>230777854
>Oh, also Brigitte was introduced, so good luck diving him with Tracer, Winston, D.VA or Genji.
Brigitte doesn't stick around his ass baby sitting him.
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>>230778418
>Brigitte doesn't stick around his ass baby sitting him.
You hear that lads? DIVE'S BACK ON THE MENU.
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>>230778418
Oh my god. This guy said Brigitte is bad!
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>>230778497
>>230778630
>literally don't know how to dive Hanzo's ass without getting caught
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I want to be McCree
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>>230779071
haha bro
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>>230779071
If you and the enemy are of equal skill you literally can't.
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>>230779107
If you and you're enemy are equal skill you wait until the fight breaks out because Brigitte only gets one burst heal.
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>>230779307
until she shouts ALLAH TEA MAY and becomes a juggernaut
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>>230779071
>go for brig
>stunned and gunned down by hanzo
>go for hanzo
>most of my health and leaps away so someone else can kill me
if a team has a hanzo and brig im honestly at a loss for how to fucking approach either
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i honestly wouldn't mind brig if characters like junk and pharah weren't bad picks 90% of the time. also roadhog shield damage nerf
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>>230779543
>brig's stun
Last nail in the coffin as a Cree main. Bitch has better health, better mobility, better support, better damage, better ult, and now better stun. It pisses me off to no end that the BAMF cowboy has to be shafted every 5 seconds like he's at the fucking ram ranch.
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>>230779367
That's where you go guns blazing on the Hanzo. It's not like the range of her praying to Allah is that big and if Hanzo's sticking that close he's not getting the full advantage of having so much movement.
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>>230779543
You switch to brig.
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>>230779770
What makes it worse is that it is a SAFE stun. She is completely protected while she does it and isn't vulnerable before, during or after.
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>>230779543
You go for Hanzo and you wait until he tries running with his leap to blow your mobility if it's a long cooldown. Why are you exactly worried about two of them when you have a team as well?
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>>230779734
>nerf the overnerfed
sounds good anon who wants to play a bipedal pig anyway
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>>230780135
He is probably a Tracer or Genji main.
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>>230779770
>wears a BAMF belt buckle
>not being shafted already
Darlin', he committed suicide from the beginnin'.
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>>230780103
It also has a shorter cooldown and slightly longer range. The only thing it lacks is a group stun capability but the likelihood of stunning multiple people with Cree's nades is slim to none, and even if you do they'll just immediately turn and shoot you after the quarter of a second they stay stunned.
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>suddenly more and more bastions with rein/orisa/brig
Why?
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>>230780251
Genji and Tracer are especially the ones that can fuck up Hanzo.
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>>230780135
>Why are you exactly worried about two of them when you have a team as well?

Because Brig + Hanzo is a team in and of itself. Unless you've got them you're playing 1 team vs. 2, because they're so busted they outpace most other heroes.

If you go against D.va, Hanzo, Brig, Doomfist, Ana, and Genji, heavens help you, because you'll be in hell.
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>>230779071
>best Tracer players in the world can't currently dive Hanzo
>this anon has the secret
Go on, tell us. Unless you're just hiding strats for S2.
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I have an important question to ask: How are they going to make porn out of Pharah's new Enchanted Armor skin?
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>>230780251
>>230780427
i switch to these 2 only if the hanzo is REALLY fucking mowing the team down
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>>230780251
genji main here. I literally make hanzos switch unless they love getting my shurikens and dragonblade shoved up their ass sideways
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>>230780578
Pharah's too shit to make porn out of of.
Don't insult Toru like this.
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>>230780427
>genji
Maybe if he times his (admittedly OP) deflect properly, but even then Hanzo will always have the ability to tap a button and gain an attack so broken it's like OG Fan the Hammer but twice as strong.

One uncharged arrow headshot will delete Tracer and if she zips around he can again just tap a button and gain hitscan arrows that are a ohk.
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>>230780686
genji is his own special kind of broken as well
>inb4 'hurr hurr just go winston'
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>use any targeted ability or do anything as ana
>someone clips with my model and blocks it
epic
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>Best girl designed the best skin of this event
But of course.
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>>230780686
I didn't say he was a good Tracer or Genji main.
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>>230780578
Unlike Pharah, Tohru has a body, she's just invisible. Pharah just hollow armor.
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>>230781151
SO HOW DO YOU MAKE PORN FOR IT
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What the fuck is with wrecking balls and feeding all fucking game
>Just got first point on Kings row
>Me *Doomfist* Ana and Junkrat pushing payload
>Enemy wreckingball comes out of nowhere to do nothing
>Dies instantly
>repeats all game with this retarded solo flanks on multiple people
>because i'm edgy i say in all chat *sorry about your Wreckingball ill be sure to report for feeding*
>Gets all mad and calls me a boosted kid
>his teammates agree with me
>Gets even more mad and calls them boosted low lvls
>Is a Gold portrait in Diamond
Seriously is their some sort of tactic i can't see with my tiny brain? Seems every single wrecking ball i see just feeds 1v6 constantly and calls me and other retards for not understanding their strategy .
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>>230781051
>designs the best skin by pretty much erasing a character's existence
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>>230780879
>tell gengu to jump up so we can nanoblade
>gengu dashes up and pops blame
>press Q
>exactly 1 frame before my ult is activated a friendly lucio who has been wallriding above me drops down and gets the boost
>genji then got kill by the enemy brig and we lost
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>>230781210
You don't. You just put Pharah in the trash where she belongs.
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>>230781358
Fucking epic. I hope you lost the game, anashitter.
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>>230781303
>creates a skin that is literally just cool armor
>this it's the girl who wears it that's the problem
wew
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>>230781474
literally illiterate
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>>230781051
>Pharah's best skin is the one where they deleted her from existence
Nice
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>>230781474
>>genji then got kill by the enemy brig and we lost
>>we lost
Learn how to read nigga
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>>230781537
It's more like the lack of a girl in that armor. Everyone else gets cool armor without getting rid of their existence.
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>>230781963
Man, Ana is so fantastic. How'd she end up with such a lame kid?
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>>230782207
>Sleep with a leaf and the child will be beef
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>>230780878
LOL yeah winston doesnt counter genji, I like to call him a 'factor'. He doesnt counter genji but if added up with other heroes that go through his deflect you'll probably be able to counter him. like moira is a factor, mei is a factor and zarya is a factor. alone they dont do much
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>>230782375
Haha fair enough.
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>>230750619
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>>230780578
You melt the armor and make it into an onahole.
Anyone trying to make porn doesn't realize that Pharah is literally an empty can golem.
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>>230750619
>speed boost into enemy team as nano boosted lucio
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>>230782393
this
Genjimains hide behind the monkey meme when in reality winston can HELP a team take down genji but alone genji will either run away or three tap him with head shurikens

there is no excuse for a non-tank to require a mandatory concerted 6 v 1 effort to bring down and if gen pops his ult it's more like 15 v 1 for how many of you will die
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>fall from 3000 to 2400
>team keeps getting killed by pharah and reaper
>lose again
what a great last game to lead into me playing black ops 4. only 7 minutes to go. at least itll be better than this garbage
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>>230782807
>lucio speed boost isn't effected by nano boost
missed opportunity but i guess that's all blizzard is
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>Destroy enemy with doomfist
>they switch to Phara
>get to a high spot on Eichanwald
>Charge fist and jump
>Uppercut and kill her
>repeat 3 times
>phara kills our shitty zen one
>"can you switch off doom and go hitscan please??????"
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>>230783074
Her ult used to speed boost you but they removed it. It was broken, a nanoboosted rein would catch up to me as a lucio trying to speed boost away from him. It was really fucked, nanoboosted genji, then nanoboosted reaper, beyblade as they called him back then.
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>>230747954
Mei needs to let her hair down and sit on my dick.
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>>230783329
SPIN TO WIN ANON, SPIN TO WIN
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>>230782917
Wow, it's almost as if that's literally the case in every situation with characters. Only difference here is if the Genji managed to do that he pretty much outdid all of you.
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>>230782967
Is Reaper still semi-viable these days? I've noticed he still wrecks tanks but dive means he's slaughtered by just about anything else. That said the few good Reapers I've seen are REALLY good and stomp on us.

I wanna give him a try, but I know his teleport is borderline useless and I hear his shotguns have awful spread.
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>Drink a bit
>Decide to queue up tonight
>Start holding left key
>Pick a random hero
>Won 10 lost 2
>From 2800 to 2900 within a session

And I struggle in my main account as tank player around 3000.
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>>230783418
The few good reapers were really your teams being shit.
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>>230783446
Do not bully best boy or Morrison will revenge kill you.
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>>230783739
was for >>230783578
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>>230783418
Shadowstep is bad, but better than people give it credit for to reach high ground/flanking routes quickly. If Reaper did not have shadowstep and instead some gay smoke grenade or whatever he'd be much, much worse. And he's honestly lowkey okay against divebombing Pharahs which are more common after her changes.
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>>230783739
Morrison can't even regular kill Pharah, let alone revenge kill anyone.
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>>230784415
Reaper being able to swap between buckshot and slugs would be cool.
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>try to play Overwatch
>see the new S76 skin
>get too distracted and can't play

How do I fix this? Is there a way to cover up his lewd tits so I can play the game???
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Man, you have no idea how much fun it is to be culturally enriched by le flying African guy of grunts and 4 seconds cooldown one hit kills. It is so enjoyable to have zero chances of putting a fair fight when he uses his three crowd control abilities on me.

If it wasn't for this stupid event I'd stop playing until they send it back to the trash can he belongs.
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>>230784894
I wouldn't know, I haven't let him succeed.
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>wipe team apart from winston
>he has less than 50 HP
>Moira won't heal me because we have a zen
>Zen won't heal me because he doesn't have a brain
>switch to tank
>feed repeatedly
That'll show 'em.
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NERF BASTION
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Am I the only one who likes 2cp and koth more than payload?
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>>230785192
I've tried purposely throwing my games one season but after a while i got bored and just got back to my original rank the next day. It's not as satisfying as youd think
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>Be Lucio at Oasis
>Skate around the points the whole time
I also do this at Lijan Tower
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>>230784894
But le flying African man is the most fun since Roadhog hook 2.0.
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Make a 4th sniper distinct from the three we have.
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>new patch remove brig tech that let you fly forward
booooooooooooooooooo
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Why would you give the retard black character 250 hp.
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>>230785878
It was a bug.
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>>230785973
Same reason you'd give the Chuunibyou Mexican and a Chinese Eskimo 250 health.
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>hero that throws their weapon, does big damage and has to move in to retrieve it.
>hero that produces units rts style and obey their command.
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>>230784894
>dodge le black panther and think i've won
>he two shots me with his rapid fire penishole tight shotgun glove spread
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>>230786110
but theyre still shit with 250 hp, as they should be.
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>>230786138
>>hero that throws their weapon, does big damage and has to move in to retrieve it.
>Hey, lets make a character that's massively feast or famine, and if their one shot doesn't get countered then they get reduced to a far weaker version of themselves!
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>>230786110
>and a Chinese Eskimo 250 health.
cuz she's morbidly obese???
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>>230786001
that should have stayed a feature
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>>230785973
>250 base HP
>500HP after pressing E, shift, RMB or Q
>extremely mobile
>barely any cooldowns
>multiple means of instakilling enemies
A+ balancing Blizzard
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>>230786437
>letting him land E, shift, RMB, or Q
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>>230785973
>>230786437
>People actually having trouble with the fistnigger
Who let these bronzies in here?
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>>230786110
>mccree gets 200 hp
>mei gets 250
i'll never not be upset over this
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>>230786572
>tfw just went 1v1 with a bronze doomfist while deranking
>tfw spent the whole round with him missing everything and dealing only 4 damage
If people in bronze have a problem against doomfists, they have more worrying issues.
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anyone else forgot this game had a ranked mode? I have been playing death match with my friends since last year so I never went back to ranking until today. it's still as rage filled as I remember. People should chillax like the death match bros.
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>>230787208
McCree smokes a lot so he has shit health.

Reaper and Mei probably only smokes weed.
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>>230787208
mei is a fat fuck, in overwatch fat = health
see: roadhog
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>>230787208
McCree's too much of a pussy for more health. He could barely handle one robotic arm.
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you could honestly take away doomfists gun completely and he'd still be a decent hero
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>>230789497
>t. hanzo shitter
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>>230789497
hanzo would be infinitely less annoying if he actually made noise and wasnt dead silent
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>>230789434
Removing the gun would pretty much make him shit because he wouldn't kill anything he flings up even after a slam and he'd really have to blow his three abilities making him a sitting duck.
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>>230789497
desu, I'll take scatter back at this point.
I can count the amount of times I've died to scatter on two hands, I can count the number of times I've died to a random "bullshit" scatter twice.
Both were hilariously off target.
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>Rocket punch cooldown increased to 5 seconds and no longer stuns
>Uppercut no longer takes away enemy's air control
>Meteor strike no longer has invincibility frames during the jump or landing animations
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>>230790058
>Doomfist is already nigh useless as he is
>Bronzies that are so shit that they struggle against him want him to be nerfed even harder
Do you miss seeing nothing but Tracer and Genji in every single game or something?
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>>230789497
I'd like to see Hanzo's rework undone
Sure getting scatterarrowed sucked but it happened so rarely
Now you get Hanzos in every match bursting you down with stormarrow every 10 seconds that shit is much worse and just as devoid of skill
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>>230748419
delet
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>>230748419
God I wish that was me
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>>230768942
>rawr! =3
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I sure love the fact that you will always lose to the ironic-name tryhard brigade grouped up for a combined total of 1700 hours while your pubbie team eats their own feces for 5 minutes before the game finally decides to have mercy and end it.

I wish Blizzard would finally end it.
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>>230769086
me too
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>>230790510
>playtime equals being good
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>>230790242
>hit a bodyshot accidentally
>smash the motherfucking E key
>lunge forwards waving my mouse back and forth while spamming ADADADAD when I land
>tap M1 like my very life depends on it
>go back to spamming regular arrows again
>maybe unleash a dragon if I got enough ult charge
EZ Clap
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>>230787713
all i do is get on ranked, get angry, keep playing, get angrier, keep playing, win 1 game out of 10, get off. i got a problem
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The problem this game has now and why the playerbase is dwindling so quick isn't just the questionable balance and erratic patch schedule, it's that it's probably the most new-player-hostile game on the market. Even TF2 where you'll go up against dudes who've played for over a decade is easier to get into. Seriously, the matchmaking in this game KILLS it.

From levels 1 to 5, you'll generally fight players within 5 levels of you, lower or upper. The highest I ever saw was a 34, who was there because she was friends with one of the others. The rest were in the 1-10 range, full stop.

However, once you pass level 5 (and have maybe an hour or two tops unless you really, really suck) you immediately get put into "real matchmaking" and start going against anyone and everyone. I've been matched more times than I can count against players with upwards of 50x my hours played, and the average is usually 10-20x. As someone who only started playing this year, I'm not that experienced yet, but I'm basically like a kid who just got their waterwings taken off and is suddenly thrown into the deep end of an electrified pool of Megalodons and killer squids.

To make things worse, so many of the low levels you run into are bona fide smurfs. They're just new guys fucking around or who got sick of being matched with even more lopsided odds. If it's this bad this soon, I can only imagine the kinds of odds 200+ hour players get faced with. I'd smurf too if every game was faceplanting a chainsaw.

What this says to me is troubling, because it means:
>1. The matchmaking system isn't scaling fairly. 'Matched with players of your skill' puts you with whoever it wants after a certain level. Comp is more consistent, but still you'll get fringe high-levels.
>2. New players aren't as common. There are fewer new people than old players, meaning the population growth has come to a crawl. The number of vets saying they're leaving/did leave before means it's shrinking.
(continued)
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>>230790963
Shit, can you queue up with me?
Trying to hit <500 like every other loser on the planet and you seem like the best person to team up with.
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>>230790171
>doomfist
>useless
you are either bronze or don't actually play the game if you think that
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>>230790609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=kvVCg5jq0V0
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>>230791004
>it's that it's probably the most new-player-hostile game on the market.
Shut the fuck up moron, there's no way that Overwatch is anywhere near that level while CS, DotA and LoL still exist.
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>>230791004
>3. Training is useless. Neither the versus AI mode, which barely works, nor the Practice mode prep you for the game at all. Everything is a grueling slog against players with many, many, many more hours than you.
>4. Before you say 'levels don't mean anything', they're a direct correlation to hours played. If you say a 1 hour player has a chance of beating a 1000 hour player, you're willingly shitposting.

Funny enough it's what killed WoW off and is continuing to dry out its playerbase. No one wants to go in as a level 1 and see these level hundreds of hundreds roaming around with everything in the world. There's no point. You're a tiny fish in their pond and you're not welcome, and good luck ever getting to where they are.

Overwatch will die because it's a dumpster, new players are armed with a bat, vets are armed with pistols and and shotguns, and somehow Blizzard devs think the bat stands any chance.
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>>230790171
>>230791112
Doomfist isn't useless but he's not unbeatable as shitters make him out to be.
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>>230791160
CS, DOTA, and to a lesser extent LOL have big enough and growing playerbases that you'll run into plenty of newbies/shitplayers/Mexican kids/other kids that you'll have time to learn and git gud.

Overwatch very early on tosses you into the big leagues with no warning, no practice, no time, no experience, and asks new players to take on 1000-2000 hour pros of upwards of Diamond comp often in groups who've played this game almost as long as it's been out.
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>>230791237
He's not unbeatable, but he's cancerous as fuck and ruins what little fun the game might have left in it and requires far more effort to stop than it takes to play him
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>>230791004
>However, once you pass level 5 (and have maybe an hour or two tops unless you really, really suck) you immediately get put into "real matchmaking" and start going against anyone and everyone
You don't though. You're either put into the smurf zone or you're put into the new player zone (against people with a very low MMR). You're there until your MMR stabilizes around 20-30. After that point you'll start to play with the regular QP queue based on your current MMR. The only way to cheat this system is to queue up with someone else with a regular MMR.
You're barely playing with real people there. That zone is full of bots. The smurf zone is a dead fucking wasteland full of a few lucky new players and mostly smurfs.

>1. The matchmaking system isn't scaling fairly. 'Matched with players of your skill' puts you with whoever it wants after a certain level. Comp is more consistent, but still you'll get fringe high-levels.
You're half right, but your previous idea of it is wrong.

Either way, hours played doesn't mean shit. There's people with thousands of levels who are hard stuck in bronze, silver, gold, plat etc.
The game is the way it is for new players because people don't want to play against smurfs.
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>>230791379
The same could be said of Genji, Hanzo, Lucio, and Brigitte. Even Brig isn't unkillable, but all of them take much more effort to deal with than they do to play.

That said I don't know how they'd fix them.
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>>230791451
>That said I don't know how they'd fix them.
I know how.
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>>230791559
I've said it before and I'll say it again; Blizz should've stuck with the original heroes and expanded on them. Adding new ones was a mistake. You get too many redundant roles and too much power creep as they need to give new heroes in the same roles as old ones reasons to be played.
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>>230791176
>>230791004
Hearthstone basically had the same problem where new players that just opened their first 3 packs would get matched against netdeckers with multiple legendaries and all the other fancy shit
HS recently doubled their introductions levels because of this, maybe it's time for OW to do the same
Although in OW it is probably more valuable for new players to have at least one experienced player in the team to show the basics of where to fight, when to fight and how to build a decent team composition
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>>230791559
You could delete yourself and that'd fix everything too.
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>>230791719
i'm a firm believer in gitting gud but yeah it's just ridiculous how they expect you to master the game so quickly and think new players, even ones decently good at other shooters, will enjoy being killed over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and still want to keep playing
it's why it's so obvious when they say "oh like 30 million" players yet never share statistics or numbers or player counts or anything and tell players to not pay attention to those 4 minute queues and barren gamemodes
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>>230791842
You'd think so, but I'm not the game. Sorry anon. Overwatch wouldn't be fixed with my death or cease to exist. I'd have to really ramp up my death to kill off Overwatch too.
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>>230791379
He's only cancerous as fuck if you're standing still and not paying attention to where the fuck he's coming from.
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>>230791946
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>>230791936
You're not the game, but it'd still fix it because there'd be one less shitter around.
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>>230792008
If I spent as much time crying about how something was OP rather than figuring out how to fight everything off I'd be shitposting in a Taiwanese Tapestry where the game designers don't even go to look for balance ideas too.
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does lucio have the worst gun in the game? i honestly can't think of anything worse
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>>230791946
>hear AAARRRRGHG from the side
>get 1 (one) chance to land a sleepdart
>did it land? congratz you can continue playing the game
>it didn't land? back to respawn with you
Yeah seems fair to get one shot at landing a CC ability that might or might not be on cooldown or else get instantly deleted
Works even better for heroes without CC. Did you ever try playing Lucio against Doom? It is absolute cancer you basically have to stick to the walls higher than he can shift, which might drop teammates out of your aura. Because if you every come close to his level you are just dead
As Zen you're just dead unless you can pop your ult
The most viable healer against doom seems to be Moira since her fade is actually great at dodging doom

>inb4 t. bronzeshitter
I'm a diamondshitter
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>>230791719
>in OW it is probably more valuable for new players to have at least one experienced player in the team to show the basics
I get your logic, but I highly disagree. It's not fair (or fun) for the veteran player to get matched with and against newbies. Even if you are stomping, it's still frustrating.

Newbies really should be exclusively in their own pool, OR mixed in with better players so the ratio is reversed: one newbie in a team otherwise composed of veterans.
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>>230792302
yes
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>>230791946
>t. bronze niggerfist main
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>>230792302
Have you seen Doomfist's?
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>>230792365
I don't understand why you shitters are acting like his rocket punch is a one hit deletion, are all of you wall hugging or something?
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>>230792682
stop
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>>230792773
>implying the maps don't all have walls fucking everywhere outside of that one part of junkertown
>implying he can't just spam shotgun shots at you while you're stunned and moving in a straight line away from him
>implying rocket punch is even his main killing move
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>>230792365
Moira actually pretty easy just bait dash
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>>230792959
>>implying he can't just spam shotgun shots
Are you guys baiting at this point? He only gets four shots and then he has the slowest reload in the game and their spread is so dogshit that he can barely hit anything further than a metre away.
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>>230791004
>but I'm basically like a kid who just got their waterwings taken off and is suddenly thrown into the deep end of an electrified pool of Megalodons and killer squids.
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>>230793127
>literally the tightest shotgun spread in the game with an actual predictable and reliable pattern
you are the one baiting here
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>>230792365
>>get 1 (one) chance to land a sleepdart
I'm confused. You're diamond, why are you acting like landing crowd control against doom is difficult? Just turn your camera like goddamn.
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>>230793427
>Beating GTAV and PUBG
That's pretty damn good.
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>>230793675
Everything about their complaints sounds like they're not using any of their kit/options against him and they're just sitting there out in the open and expecting the rest of their team to prevent him from getting dived on.
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>>230793785
It's just so surreal. Doom was objectively trash for ten months until Blizz got around to fixing his movement and RP, and everybody had that time to learn how he works, but retards are still complaining about needing to hit him with Flash Bang or whatever.
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>>230791382
does this mean if i'm doing well at level 20-ish in arcade i'm at least decent at the game?
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>finally a game where you can play a role in your team even if you can't shoot
>except if you can't one shoot / clip anyone you will always lose
>every game gets reduced to tdm except you get trashed all match long because there is no comeback mechanic
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So, i came back after almost a year of ignoring this game
Did they lowered the footsteps sounds? I used to be able to tell if someone was flanking me but now i just get fisted/hacked to death
>inb4 music
I don't listen to anything and even the game music is muted
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>>230794601
they are pretty loud for me
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Im a guy who always voicechats in qp and comp on eu, when I first start to chitter ppl compliment my voice or monkey it and it's actually helped with my sense of self-worth.
Thanks for being nice, it's unlikely anyone in here is as kind (or horny), but thank you.
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>>230794726
then I'm becoming old and deaf
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>>230794601
Tune your settings. If anything, footsteps (but also gun sounds) were made louder some time ago. They now travel farther away.
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>>230792667
>implying I play deadfish
I'm just not retarded enough to not turn around towards the direction his grunting is coming from.
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>>230791004
>>230791176
I'm playing on console and the matchmaking is absolutely trash especially since I started playing with a guy who started the game recently. He plays alone as well so it isn't just me. You are right game teaches ZERO things to new players (to tell the truth this was the same when it was new). People usually either doing whatever they want or copy what they saw working but don't know the reason why or how. The balance doesn't help this either. If you can outdps the enemy you win, this is the basic principle. Tanks die left and right, stomps are extremely common, you can play 4 hours straight and there are no close matches it is always stomp. This teaches people nothing except the obvious "shoot them until they are dead".
Whatever you may think or figured out about matchmaking is just the surface because the system works with whatever they have. On console smurfing is extremely common so there are a lot of low level oneshot widows and stuff. I get regularly matched up with lvl 5-15 smurfs in matchmaking. When I say regularly it is like every third match. The system doesn't give a flying fuck about levels. If the matchmaking was completely random matches would be better I swear.
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>>230787713
I just do my placements at the end of the season, maybe a few extra to not drop below 3000 if I end up above. Ranked completely destroyed my soul. The problem is qp does the same because I get trashed there as well.
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Junkenstein's legendary shouldn't have anyone but Ana, Hanzo, McCree and Soldier. Torb and Brigitte completely trivialize it. Another issue is that now it's possible to pick 4 DPS. With the original 4, there was always a healer because someone had to pick Ana.
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>>230795547
I don't like that it's devalued the mercy spray now. And I'd say Brig alone is the reason it's trivialized with her instant heals and armor giving ult.
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>>230795547
>because someone had to pick Ana.
I'd pick Ana and just throw every time.
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>>230795547
Sorry but Brig easy modes the entire brawl. Now it's too easy. Not joking. It wasn't balanced around her at all.
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>>230796095
Just like the rest of the gam
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>>230791719
>Although in OW it is probably more valuable for new players to have at least one experienced player in the team to show the basics of where to fight, when to fight and how to build a decent team composition
>implying anyone in this shit community wants to help people improve as opposed to finishing the game as quickly as possible
>>230792384
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>>230796341
>don't pick bastion and turret mode the entire game dumbass
>THAS TOXIC REPORTED ;((((
Gee I wonder why
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>>230796341
>pisstext
>pisstext everywhere
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>>230795262
Pure slut.
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>>230796548
>could someone pls switch to healer?
>lol no u reported for tilting
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>>230796852
wtf delet
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What does the A mean in ggwpa
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>>230797050
Good Game Would Play Again.
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>win eichenwalde
>moira tells me "you were a great teammates"
T-thanks
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>>230797113
Thank you sonny, I can't keep up with the newest gamer lingo all the time
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>>230797309
and then you added him and virtually sucked his dick?
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>>230795262
>pure
>a slut who pleases old men for free is pure
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>>230796341
It's not mine or anyone else's responsibility to teach players the basics of the game. There are tons of resources out there that other people have already poured time and effort to provide, often freely. Also like other anons say most people in this game are fleeting floozies and snowflakes that crumble under the tiniest bit of criticism or general banter and then take their penile outrage to the report system.

There's no camaraderie or sense of fellowship with your fellow teammates and more often then not they're a greater enemy to your accounts well-being then your in-game enemy ever will be. So yeah. I'd rather skip everyone's BS and just play my game be it a good one or a bad one and move on just the same.
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>Nepal
>we have a solo tank zarya and me on heals with ana
>gets absolutely stomped by the enemy team who runs lucioana and rein dva
>gold elims is at 9
>i have gold elims
>4dps cannot get more than 9 kills each
Wow, who would have guessed that
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>>230797976
>t. Soldier 76
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I love Tracer!
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I HATE Tracer!
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I feel neutral towards Tracer.
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>>230797976
Which is exactly why this game needed a clan system from the start
>get people you trust into clan
>six stack is way easier than using the lfg function
>if someone bitches you kick them from the clan and you'll never see them again
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>>230799162
>actually fairly indifferent towards Tracer
>>230799220
>actually completely obsessed with Tracer
>>230799272
>actually honest about how they feel about Tracer
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>>230799410
there's the ribblit discord
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>>230799521
killyourself
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>>230799410
bet thats one of the things they reveal at blizzcon
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>>230799410
Would we make an /owg/ clan?
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>>230799802
No.
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>>230799687
It fucking should be, yeah, because it was already nigh promised to appear this summer. But then it got delayed.
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>arriving to Rialto
Oh wow, i really like being stopped from leaving the spawn, thanks for this amazing map blizzard
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>>230799802
>/owg/ clan
>bunch of turbo faggots erp'ing rein x torb in clan chat
>"hey lets all report the clan members on multiple accounts to test how the banning algorithm works :^)"
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>>230799871
fuck you
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>>230799965
Let me guess, they needed to work on more skins?
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>use both my concussion mines within a couple of seconds
>stop being a hero for 16 seconds
so this is the power of junkrat
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>>230800353
>implying you couldn't report them for erp
>implying /owg/ could actually be anything like /owg/ within the game
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>guy warns in all chat that he's drunk
>keeps reminding everyone all match
>we lose and he gives us one last reminder

He was the only one talking in chat, these people need friends.
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>>230781051
Justice PURGES evil. When ALL have been cleansed, the multiverse achieves PERFECTION.
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>>230800389
>i suck at managing my resources, please blizzard make the character you can play with your feet op again
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>friend who barely plays the game opens a lootbox
>three legendaries
>I haven't seen gold in weeks of everyday play
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>>230801106
Pharah purging herself when?
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I want to pin Lena down and tell her how much I love her.
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>>230801648
I want to flay her and wear her skin and absorb her cuteness and smolness
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>>230800367
Supposedly unforeseen problems arose, but who knows...
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>>230801648
I want to die.
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>>230801772
They can't reveal anything big unless they do it at Blizzcon. Gotta sell those tickets.
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>>230801648
Im not sure If you know this, but shes in a committed relationship with her partner Emily. Also shes not real
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>>230802016
>shes in a committed relationship with her partner Emily
Not canon.
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>>230802016
>committed relationship with her partner Emily
A common misconception
>shes not real
A tulpa is very real, but only to the person who made it
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>>230801990
Whats going on in this pic? Why does Ana have Fuck Me eye?
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The Junkenstein mode feels so easy now. Is it because Torb is now allowed or did they nerf the mob hp?
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>>230802016
Emily is a cuck anon.
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>>230801809
Me too anon. Me too.
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Gib Sombra gf already..... or tell me how to summon a tulpa
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>>230802247
Sorry anon but I need both of my Sombra gf's
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>>230802247
Just go to a gaming convention and seduce her voice actress. Carolina.
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>>230802081
>A tulpa is very real
A tulpa is not real.
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>>230802081
>>230802402
If you have many tulpas, are they real to each other?
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>>230791306
there's plenty of players at low level with lots of hours. sounds like you just cant take an L
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>>230802125
Because she's a sex hungry cougar, duh.
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>>230802402
What is real except what you experience anon?
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How would Emily react when she finds out Tracer cheated on her with a man?
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>>230802402
a sufficiently advance thoughtform might be perceivable to others as a presence but most of the people here are full of shit and their ow tulpas probably couldn't come into being let alone coexist with their creators given the personalities of the posters VS the idealized heroes they worship
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>>230802807
Emily loves it when Lena cheats on her with a man, she even likes to watch.
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>>230802807
She'd wake up from that nightmare. Tracer is a lezzy, deal with it faggot.
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>>230802967
>Chu has so much free time from not working he can waste time on 4chan trying to defend his headcanon
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>>230802967
Go away, Michael, nobody likes your fanfics.
Tracer is straight and your redhead OC is nothing more than a cuckquean porn material, deal with it.
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>>230803110
I want to kiss Lena's tummy.
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>>230803102
>>230803110
>anyone that disagrees with me is Chu
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>>230803661
>Implying anyone except Micheal Chu would defend Micheal Chu at this point
Fuck off chu
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>>230802368
>the way she closes her eyes at the end
Hot
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>>230803661
>wtf bros why don't they love my fainfics, it's unfair, UNFAIR
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>>230803715
>>230803950
>implying you have to be Chu just to tell Tracerfags that their waifu is a dyke
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>>230803715
I would defend even Hitler if he made you Trapcer waifuists butthurt.
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>>230802807
There'd be no reaction because Tracer's a carpet muncher.
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>>230790745
Why is Ana so perfect bros?
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>>230804474
>>230804361
>>230804354
Don't you have "witty" tweets to write?
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>Get 2 legendaries in a row
>Both from previous Halloween events
>I probably won't get another legendary drop until the last day of the event which will no doubt be the Mei skin
Can't wait till the lootbox system gets banned and you can just buy the shit you want like a human being
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>>230804598
>I'll just keep screeching "CHU!", haha that'll teach em!
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Would Tracer be straight if she was real? She is only a lesbian now because she doesn't have a choice since she doesn't exist.
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>>230804693
Good, but you had to post it on Twitter.
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>>230804598
>I'll call him Chu and blame him for everything
A D Y K E
D
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>>230804745
who cares
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>>230804745
>Would Tracer be straight if she was real?
Yes. You have to be Chu to think otherwise.
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>>230804745
vast majority of the world population is straight so odds are if she existed she would probably be straight, yes
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>>230804745
The waifufags would have made her turn lesbian out of sheer disgust.
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>>230804886
Haha, you showed them, Michael!
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>>230804865
That's a cute Tracer
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>>230804865
I wonder why the SJWs are okay with Chu just forcing a lesbian sexuality onto Tracer. You would think they would be against that sort of thing
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>>230805030
They just want representation and Tracer being lesbian wasn't even his idea, but Metzen's. They also got a non-binary but Chu was a clever dick when he made the non-binary an omnic.
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>>230804625
They'll probably get rid of credits and force you to buy game currency like league tokens.
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>>230805170
>non-binary computer
Alright he's a hack in every aspect except that one, that's clever
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>>230804625
>finally get a legendary
>it's Hammond's Junker skin
t-thanks
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>>230804762
>>230804953
S E E T H I N G
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>>230805495
you gotta stop thinking its the writers fucking over the game, they're forced into a general direction. hell they had an entire story arc about the founding members of Overwatch canceled from under them because it might hurt the fans headcanon

>have an established plot planned out
>"wait lads, the fans think tuv is best not xyz, scrap it, just dialogue with the fans from now on"
>"yo chu does genji have a dick tho"
>"... yes :^)"
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>>230806596
>they had an entire story arc about the founding members of Overwatch canceled from under them because it might hurt the fans headcanon
But hey, it's totally okay to explicitly state Tracer's sexuality because it totally wouldn't ruin headcanons. God I hate Blizzard with every fibre of my soul.
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>>230806596
Not like they gave a fuck about fan headcanon afterwards anyway.
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>>230806768
>"man we sure did catch shit about tracers ass... how do we fix this?"
>"nerf it and make her the gay one, everyone forgets about the ass thing and we get brownie points from the [current year] crowd"
>"roger roger"
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>Spam Group up for 30 solid seconds
>No one does
>Die trying to take the point alone in OT
>Lose
Now THIS is a true competitive experience
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>>230804745
why do lesbos use dick shaped sex toys? Don't they see the folly in their own choices?
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JUST FUCKING GO ON THE POINT INSTEAD OF DOIBG LE EPIC GOLD WIDOWMAKER IT'S NOT THAT HARD
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>>230807501
widowmakers are throwers or retards 1000% of the time.
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>>230807056
>tfw desperately spamming "group up!" at spawn while the other retards just blindly go in 1v6 and die stupid deaths
There's no worse feeling, the match is usually lost at that point.
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>Trust me I'm a good widowmaker.
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>>230807512
>sperg finally dies to widowmaker's BRAAAP-mine
>spams x
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>>230807474
Why do faggots fuck a hole?
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>Stupid goys actually believe mystery heroes isn't rigged to give one team good comps and the other shit comps just to keep people playing as long as possible when given the opportunity
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>screaming kid on mccree
>overextend like crazy
>screaming for heals all the first koth
>halfway get bored of his bitching, start ignoring him and just heal my ana and two tanks
>win easily the next two rounds
Yeah, me not healing your sad ass enough was obviously the problem
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Reminder that the only people that would ever play this game for """""fun""""" are deeply masochistic people who feel the one fun game is worth the 9 awful time wasting ones
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>>230808583
I honestly believe that this game is fun with five other friends
Too bad there's absolutely no in game system that allows it
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What are the best heroes to play in this patch as counters to popular picks? A lot of heroes got changed so it's hard to tell what's gonna be played the most.
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>>230808447
gender dis-morphia/mental illness. Fags and soi bois will be purged.
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>>230807727
>console widow
why try?
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>>230809056
I report every single widow, even those who are obviously using m&kb
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>>230808974
You'll possibly see more Torb but that's really it.
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>>230809520
Suck old guy cocks just like Hana Song.
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>when I see my team dying around me as brigitte and I'm flailing around like a retard trying to activate inspire but there's nobody close to me
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>>230809812
>when I caused a Brigitte's team to split and she's flailing around like a retard trying to heal everyone but no one's close enough to get healed
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>Update Overwatch
>Realize that Blizzard still pulls the "New and reworked heroes are banned from competitive for two weeks" bullshit
This shit pisses me off because it genuinely doesn't work. It sounds good on paper if you're an idiot, because in reality it does nothing but annoy competitive, hardcore players who want to experience new content. Whenever a new hero comes out, or a hero gets a rework, I never go to quick play or other modes just to try them. I wait until they're allowed in competitive to play them because I don't want to waste my time playing modes that don't grant SR. Quick Play is a cesspool and I've never been in a situation where I try something new and fail to deliver the minimum amount of impact required for the job. All you need is good positioning, awareness and decision making skills. Aim also counts to a decent extent. If you can position properly and contest the objective, then you can play anything and not be a detriment to your team. Yeah, I'm always gonna be that person who takes a new hero into competitive with 0 hours of experience. There's nothing anyone can do about it. And I'm gonna make sure my team wins because I'm not some mouthbreathing monkey, I can use my fucking brain and I don't need weeks or months of experience with something just to be good at it.
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Ban stunlocks
Or give stun immunity after a stun
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>>230809702
I don't want to suck some old guy's cock.
I want Slasher 76.
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>>230811198
But he's an old guy
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>>230811198
hes an old guy and like Hana Song, you want to suck his dick
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>>230811198
You don't get a choice, cock slut.
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>>230811297
>>230811331
>>230811396
I can't replace Slasher 76 with some random guy.
And my original question was how to stop having inappropriate dreams about him!
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>>230809812
Can somebody explain the brig hype? I've been playing her in quick play and can't see the application.
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>>230811562
she's broken
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I have something right there for you.
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>>230812950
me on the left
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>>230811545
shut up faggot
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Dr. Junkenstein is for kisses and hugs, absolutely no bullying allowed!!!
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>out of nowhere 4 posts at the same time
hmm, its like a shill or something over here
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>>230813098
I hate him!
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>>230812950
No.
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how about you end it all?
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>>230813298
Very mean!
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>>230813098
do you like Doofenshmirtz?
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>>230813428
Didn't watch much Phineas and Ferb back in the day, but when I did catch the show, he was my favourite! After the platypus of course.
I guess I love mad scientists with german-sounding names.
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>>230813005
>A fucking leaf
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>5 days ago
>still no full pic or nsfw version
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>>230813045
As soon as you help me with my dilemma.
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>twf no daddy mccree to fill my boipucci with devilish seeds
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>>230813949
>sakimichan
Yikes!
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>>230814649
Wow, besides the finger gun, that Skin looks really cool.
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>>230815410
Makes you want to suck his dick, doesn't it slut?
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>>230815410
Kill yourself stupid faggot
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>>230815410
I hate you.
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>>230815537
>>230816062
W-what happened? I wasn't her here a while.
>>230815508
No, it just looks really good.
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>>230816206
mommy!
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>>230816935
Yes?
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Tracer likes to larp as a hero, but when it comes down to it, she is afraid of dying. In a cowardly fashion, she recalled out of the path of the bullet that killed Mondatta, rather than stay and take it like a real hero would have - for example, like Soldier 76, who was willing to risk his life to shield some worthless beanette with his own body.

In contrast, Tracer has shown herself to be yellow through and through, unfit to be a hero, and unworthy of being in Overwatch
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>>230818156
>Tracer decides to take the bullet
>It travels through her smol tomboy body and stills kills robot jesus.
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Mercy wants you to eat a burger
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>>230818476
I want to rape and bludgeon Mercy
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>>230818476
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>>230818621
What a cute lesbian.
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Has Blizzard ever explained why Akande wanted a war between Omnics and Humans to errupt? How did this war make humans stronger? If anything it made them weaker and should Omnics decide to wage another war (one of their own making) - humanity is pretty much fucked.
Or am I missing or misunderstanding something here?
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>>230819762
nigs gonna nig
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>>230819908
Akande is a freedom fighter who fights for justice.
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>>230819762
he has an 80 IQ and is violent, much like his kind
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>>230820224
if you say so bin laden
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You have beaten me fair and square, i concede.
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>>230819908
>>230820640
Seriously though.
Somebody at Blizzard thought it is a good motivation (or at least an understandable one) for starting another world war with an enemy that is stronger and smarter in almost every possible way.
How the fuck am I supposed to feel empathy for Talon's ideals? How can anyone in Talon think that Akande's way is a correct one?
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>be rein
>enemy team pushes
>they have doomfist and ulting monkey
>get flown all over the map for ~10 seconds and can't do shit
I'm never tanking again
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>>230818476
I guess I should listen to the doctor.
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>>230747330
I main Reaper, and her recent shield nerf has made the matchup not feel like a coin flip anymore, so I'm content. DPS with more range should be even happier.
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>>230821304
Because Akande is a stupid nigger, which explains his motivation
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>>230822246
Correction, he is a stupid hot rich nigger with a huge dick.
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>>230822416
A dick he has trouble controlling evidently.
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>>230822631
He is just kind enough to share his huge monster cock with the world.
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They should make Akande get killed and have his mantle of Doomfist passed down to his killer.

And for bonus points it should be to a white afrikanner so we now have a white doomfist in the game
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>>230822631
>tarot shit
why haven' you ended yourself for your faith?
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>>230822948
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>>230822970
All the cards were hand picked by Chu to match each character's life script. Every single card. It's just lore bro.
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>>230821142
your aim was shit and you decloaked 5 feet away from him out in the open what did you expect
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>>230808583
Go to the overwatch forums, its basically a refuge for depressed people that will insist the game is in its best state
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>>230819762
u mind if i post this on the forums
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>>230823604
Do what you will. If you get any answers - please post 'em. I wonder if I was the only one who pondered over this.
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>>230747571
But Bastion deletes Squishies completely
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>>230819762
because doomfist thought the world was at a standstill and nothing was progressing.his thought process is that war causes change which it did since most people dont trust omnics now (i dont care about humans being back with omnics 30 years after a war). i'm pretty sure his ideal is flawed but his only intention is to cause change through war again because maybe he doesnt like how the world is at the moment with robots controlling everything. what is doomfist motive anyway for wanting change, why would he give a shit
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>>230823252
Where can I find the rest of those?
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>>230825325
Post your feet, cutie.
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Can I climb by onetricking emo david bowie? Does she have enough impact to make her worthy or should i stick to zen?
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>>230825550
>she
and hes as braindead but useful as brig, you should be fine
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>>230825707
*unzip futa cock* diamon here i come
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>it's an obvious sombra behind enemy lines spouting "boop" episode
I hate reruns
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>>230825550
depends on your main healer, but insist to your team that you're using moira as a secondary healer. Unless you like watching the other player randomly switch to some garbage pick.
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>>230826025
Im in platinum, there are no main healer. Only sub 20%accuracy trowgranny and maybe a zenyatta/brigitte if I'm lucky
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>>230823262
>*gay scream*
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>>230826689
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>Hey sombra i know youre a master of...unlocking
they know what they're doing
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>>230825325
I have them. Tell me a character you want to see and I'll post it.
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>>230826961
Making Resident Evil references?
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Would she make a good sandwich?
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>>230827023
Zenyatta and ana. Pretty please
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>4-5 minutes for a quick game
this dead game meme is real I see..
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>it's another episode of we win easily first round of koth and lose horribly because we decided to switch a different comp for no reason
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>>230827139
Ana coming up next
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>>230827223
Memes are real.
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>>230821142
hanzo is one of sombras actual counters you know right? and he got a health pack. so shut up
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>>230827223
>grinding lootboxes on quick play
is that a thing?
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dead game and dead general
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How long does it take for high rank streamers to find a match?
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>>230827023
Oh I already found the ones I was looking for.
Thank you very much regardless.
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>>230827364
this almost fits mondatta better
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Actiblizz literally competing against themselves
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>>230828070
It's as if you didn't realize they're practically the same person they just had different ideas on how to accomplish their goals.
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>>230827794
>grinding
I just want to play nigga.
where do people grind anyway?
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>>230827987
depends on the time of the day, but in t500 it's usually around 30s solo q
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>>230828237
Arcade. Mystery Heroes and Deathmatch are always pretty populated. But I have skirmish on so even the longest wait doesn't seem too bad when you fuck around with randos on it.
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>>230824980
Doomfist is retarded because the kaiju in Korea is literally fucking their shit up whenever it attacks.
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>>230828414
do you use looking for group?
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>>230828589
I've never used that thing.
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>>230825550
No.
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>>230828074
Nah, black ops drop rate is quite high after the first weeks. However I think Blackout is the main problem because everyone plays those shit BR games and it could take away a lot of players from OW as they often have money for this shit.
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>go to this general and feel so motivated to play overwatch again
>play the game and realize how shit its become and uninstall
>go to this forum and get the same feeling
>this happens every time
how do you guys stand the will to not play this shitty game
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>>230828589
>>230828667
Funny thing about this is with every new qol function they add to the game, people only use it for like a month or so. Then it just dies.
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>>230828901
yeah i completely forgot it existed. its not like it helps your chances in comp anyways, it was only good for forcing people to actually use their mics in other modes.
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>>230827139
Here is Ana
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>>230829038
You mean it was only good for forcing people into roles. Which people caught on eventually and just decided to say fuck it.
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>>230829059
You have my thanks
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>>230829274
that too but not being in voice is basically throwing
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>>230827023
Soldier, Reaper and Sombra please.
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>>230829737
>>230829737
>>230829737
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>>230829534
Reaper is one of my favorite cards because it gives the most insight on him.
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>>230829771
It's almost freakishly on point
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LFG is broken. All I want is to specify role and preferred team comp (222, 33, whatever) and just queue with the ones of my skill and against the ones with similar skills. And the next game should be with different people.

Now I go to a team, they spend time checking each other's profiles, and then after one unbalanced match everybody just leaves.

if we got a win then on next match the matchmaking gives us a better enemy and after 2 or 3 matches we loose and everyone from my team just quit.

Now I just soloq and don't care about LFG, but I tried to play in groups a lot and it was never a balanced experience.
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>>230762036
>I know what you did to me while I was on that table
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>>230818156
t. Pharah who is still bitter she couldn't get into Overwatch





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