Bump! Limit something!>New animated short "Reunion" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYVvPNhRR0>Developer Update | Introducing Ashe | Overwatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Pm1AK7QBw>October Developer Update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-XwHIlZU3k>Hero item checklists for all eventshttps://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/>Latest PC patch noteshttps://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc>Overwatch dev trackerhttp://www.overstalk.io>Personal stats / leader boardshttps://overbuff.comPrevious thread: >>233735312
I've gotta say how surprised I am at how shitty a lot of people are on PC at aiming. I mean, jesus. I've been playing with a controller for the past few weeks, and I'm still topping the board with damage and eliminations.
>>233791703If only.d-do you have this version with soldier?
>>233791740Gain a few ranks, and the differences become clear. But obviously there are heroes that aren't "aim reliant" so there might be high ranking players who actually still can't aim.
>>233791703Never because he isn't gay or the male "sex icon". McCree has been dubbed this title. Only 76 and Reaper get gay skins. Anything Tracer has gotten is pretty gay. From the start, even
>>233791846who said anything about gay? hes just a chad santa.>>233791814no sorry
>>233791913>he doesn't think most people would perceive that skin as really gay
>>233792041i dont think like a faggot anon. if you see that as gay thats on you.
I love Lena!
>>233792101I could bring up the archive right now and show you /owg/'s first reaction to the Slasher 76. If that was too gay then that skin is definitively way too gay.
would you /vg/?
>>233792220Ashe would. Without hesitation.
>>233792323of course she would, shes likes torturing him and i too, would wax his chest
>>233792220until he hammers six shots into me
Where is my heroes welcome?
>>233792220No cause I like women. Which means I'm not gay.
>>233792168>baking Brigittes at home
Somebody git me sum heelin!
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/the-next-major-patch-will-require-a-full-reinstall/245979Then why did they just put forth a big advance patch?
*BOB's your path*
>>233793149They did the same thing with Retribution. Everyone knew it was going to be a huge update but they wouldn't provide a preload. Why? They don't want dateminers or leaks.
>>233791484OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>233792867good for you
ive just played like 10 games with hogwhy the fuck is his actual primary weapon so fucking inconsistentlike point blanking doomfist when he punches you into the air yeilds literally zero damage, l dont have a problem with his right click because it was niche but FUCK i cant evenkill people with my combo even if i aim at the neck and all that\in addition to all the LITERALLY NEARLY EVERYONE IN THE GAME HAS SOME FORM OF CC OR DISRUPT SO YOU GET KEKED OUT OF ALL ABILITIES CONSTANTLYwhy can genjis deflect my hook into mouse1same with anas,is it my ping? because im fucking holding fire down and even trying to remember to walk backwards and forwards with the hooksi mean fuck me hes fun to play but the amount of hooks you get that break cause of LoS over the cart is infuriating
how btfo is this person?every time hammond picked in WC the announcers kept saying what a good pick he is to deal with two snipers but then he got absolutely shit on by them because he fucks dog.
>>233793231But just a few hours ago my client updated with 5 gigs (?) worth of stuff. What was that? It had the standard message, that it was a preload for the coming patch day - but there shouldn't be anything like that, if we are going to need a full re-install anyway?
>>233793149not just an advance patch, they're having you reinstall the entire fucking game, same probably goes for the PTR if you use that and some people are reporting that sometimes it fucks up and you end up with massive harddrive bloatnot ideal if you're using a smaller SSD
>>233792220Bully him? Of course.
>>233781440>Ashe still seething after getting tenderly high noon'd in her short
>>233793393very btfo hammond is the worsteven looking at the "#1 hammond" clips he does nothing and is isnt even top 500
I HATE Emily!
>>233793593>knows she's pissed as hell>knows she's been lusting over him for years>knows about her McCree picture collection>just walks right up and gives her the ol' wink with her loaded shotgun pointed right at his faceWhen they fuck, it will be earth shattering.
>>233792208no sane person looks at slasher 76 and thinks "man thats really gay" besides the thirsty gaylords of /owg/ you can pull up and maybe tumblr, but they're almost certainly one in the same so whatever
>>233794148>most commenting on the skin being too gay were negative comments
>>233793891Ikuzo you say?
I want to BE Hana Song!
started drawing Brigitte
>>233794148This. If your first thought on seeing that skin wasn't Friday the 13th and instead some BS sexual controversy, you're either double gay or gay by association.
>>233793248>still a stunner without makeupbased
>>233791484I want to bully Ashe until she cries!
I want to hold Dr. JunkensteinBy the way, is our kind drawfriend still here?
>>233793248>tfw the Ashe on the bottom is the one McCree fell in love with
>>233793593>that wink>they totally never had anything between them guys ;)I hate chu
this thread belongs on /co/ not /vg/y'all don't even talk about the GAMIE
name a better feeling than this
>>233795282It's a rugged man thing, you wouldn't understand.
What do you think the OW mobile game is going to be?
>>233795436>you wouldn't understandUnderstatement of the century.
>>233795538A dating game
>>233795538Bejewled with OW voiceovers.
>>233793248>thinks white people dont have natural eyelashes>thinks freckles work like smallpox or that even most white people have them at all>unironically thinks this does anything to her natural beauty that still shines through even after attempting to cast her in the worst light possiblei wonder who could be behind this image
>>233795309>/co/that place is trash, /trash/ is where this thread belongs. also,>nothing new since hammond except for a hillbilly bob puta and her mute ingotthere is no game to talk about. unless you want people whining about what hero killed them
>>233795638>t. seething /pol/cuckpeople don't have makeup like that bitch. ashe ain't pretty.
anon are you still gonna post the png version?please
I heard you guys like to suffer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMAe6NAzv2M
>>233795282>says they didn't date>said they have ex lover energy>said the direction of the VAs were as ex lovers>that line about Ashe not being is typeThat line does more than say they didn't fuck. It confirms that McCree knows Ashe wants him and it's made obvious through various things. The after credit scene. The picture on the bike that was ripped up and taped back together again. Ashe is most definitely his love interest. Ashe just needs to change her ways and find a better path. That's why McCree says, not only in the cinematic but in game too, that "It doesn't always have to be this way Ash".They found a way to give McCree a love interest without inherently pissing off shippers. Once they realize the complication of it all it will and they are slowly coming to that realization. But most won't or they'll just stay in denial. Honestly, it's kind of ingenious mind manipulation.
Since they revealed Ashe, my dick has been utter diamonds.Send help, i'm jacking off 5 times each day since Blizzcon.All i think when i see Ashe is Eva Green.Please, release me.
>>233795914Mercy is still pretty without makeup but Brig just looks like a teenage boy, wtf?
>>233795638>Thinking someone went through the trouble to personally edit thatThey probably ran it through that make up remover app that's designed for real people and not video game pictures. But I'm being generous. They might be anally retentive enough to do something like that.
>>233796063kek, hit it out of the ballpark with that filename I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhgxnrGZlaw>Had to find this on some video
>>233796456need someone to do this with ashe and sombra/widowmaker
>>233795934I think the person you're seeking is this >>233737445
>>233797075McSombra fags are in such denial it's practically embarrassing.
>>233796456it is sameface and it's not a bad thing because it's a video game and it all shares the same design, you can do the same thing with most of the male charactersthe reason >>233795914 looks fucked up is because the people who make these are trying to push a narrative and/or meme
>dva never contest high ground>orisa put her shield basically on top of the objective >they wonder why we lose when the enemies walk into us STOP. BEING. SO. FUCKIN. PASSIVE
>>233796456>people think this means anythingoooki
>cums and shits all over your brother's memorial
>>233793393Everybody knew how to play Winston already
>>233797075theres denial alright.
>>233797201kind of the point im making there senpai, thanks for elaborating on it though
>>233797301>being passive on ATTACK>and DEFENDI push through and create a distraction. Everyone's still at the choke. I get killed holding the choke, our tanks keep giving ground. How is it they think this works.
>>233796031Nah, there's nothing clever about it. It's called false direction and a bad writing technique. It's when you point all evidence to one thing within a story so that the only conclusion is for people reading it to believe what the story is outright giving them as facts but then you go and say that the truth is something else entirely to "cover your bases" to avoid the actual truth you wrote and have it BOTH ways.A minor example of this would be Chirrut from Rogue One. He clearly uses the Force in the film even though he's not a Jedi. But the writers and canon say "He cannot use the Force at all"You get to have a Force user but then cover your bases and say "He's not one actually" when he clearly is
could zarya fit hammond in her rectum?discuss
>>233797938>hurr durr I cause the game to be 5v6 BUT THEY'RE THE WRONG ONES DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!I hate your kind.
>>233795345Disrupting the game and not getting caught
>>233796436What a waste of an aftercredits attemptShould have been a phone call that has her and the gang freaking out before she finally answers it and it's some kid demanding to know if McCree is there and when she lets it go she screwed up the kid blows up on her and we're left knowing McCree's got a kid and a renewed motivation for Ashe to track him down.
>>233798095>doesn't capitalize on teammates mistake>being this inflexible>hating
>>233798196No one blames the tanks in this game despite they're the main problem like picking Roadhog and feeding like crazy
>DPS gets shot in the head at full health and dies instantly>NEED HEALING x3 and "where are the heals" in chat
I love cheating in this game.Every single time some one calls me out, everyone else defends me. It's like these fucking morons have never seen a triggerbot or wallhack. I just have to glance your head with my reticule and it shoots for me. LOLOL and they think it's skill!!! There is a majority that legit think all cheats are obvious aimbots!It's fucking hilarious. Everyone thinks I'm a god and the intelligent people get shit on!!! Been doing this for about 6 months now. It never gets old.
>>233798446I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this looks perfectly legit.
>>233798446>safe modeyou're not safe from the keylogger and botnet though :^)
>>233798052It's ingenious because this goes over the heads of your garden variety shipper. Its not so much a retcon or blatant denial in this case. It's more from the perspective that it hasn't happened yet. They've had sexual tension but never acted on it, this doesn't mean they won't. The stage is set for what would need to happen for that relationship to start but they can put it off as long as they want or simply string it along.
>>233798309Road hog is good on volskaya attack because he can pull heroes out of choke but besides that he is pretty much useless
>>233798446Godspeed. Fuck this game and its community.
>>233798262That would have been fastastic. Also fits with McCree being hiding on the run for years + his time as an unreachable black ops unit that makes it impossible for Ashe to let him know he has a kid...but then she gets a chance and her kid is excited and she blows it just because she wants to play around for a bit.
>>233798446>Gode modeyou know its a gode bot when they have typos in them. 14 year old script kiddies ftw
>>233798446Ayy yo breh hit me up with your specks? Where's the DL for these killer hacks!??!
>attack bastion on lunar crap complaining in voice Just end yourselve please
>>233798262Write Overwatch, please
>>233798095>t. carefully pokes his dick out at the chokepoint all match long, doesn't actually attack until overtimes kicks in
>>233798431>>233798559>>233798674>Ashe's entire focus is family to the point of obsession>implying having a kid wouldn't cause her to dismantle the gang in exchange for motherhoodShe would need to be rewritten. It's not like her rich girl hook is good or anything but it wouldn't work.
>>233797301bitch what the fuck else am i going to do as orisa? not be murdered horribly? use someone ELSE
>>233798446>Getting the 4kids banned before ChristmasDamn Blizzard. Being a little aggressive with your smurf campaign, are we?
>>233797170>>233798451Imagine being this assblasted over a fake video game relationship, thats not even canon, of a video game character that's only been out for a couple of days.
>>233799161Yes, McSombra fag, we know you're upset with Chu bringing in another literal who love interest which shits on your ship. No reason to project that anger onto others.
>>233799501Pharah has a dragon skin too the fuck you talking about
>>233799245Right here is what I'm talking about >>233799370
>>233799549And a disaster of a dragon skin it is.
>>233799632sombrero liking hog meat is what I'm talking about
>>233798891>implying having a kid wouldn't cause her to dismantle the gang in exchange for motherhoodBased. After we've fooled around for few years we could finally get married and settle down.
>>233799501Moira's and Reaper's abilities are interchangeable, really.
>5 comp matches>5 French players in a rowWhat the fuck is wrong with this game
>>233799549It hardly looks Chinese or like a Dragon.
>>233799784Not really, moira is a SUCCer and im sad they didnt take halloween as an opportunity to give her one sexy costume.
>>233799851There's not that many French people left in France. You mean Muslims right?
>>233799501>dva is the bunny girl>make her a cat instead of genji >mei is the winter hero>give her a recolor winter skin and charge it x12 as much as it's worth
>>233799851everything>>233800003indeed, i feel bad for mei fans, they didnt even try with her halloween skin
>>233799749This is no bully zone
>>233799937Reaper originally had the vampireism ability but it was replaced with soul succ which was also replaced later anyway. In the lore they basically have the same abilities since Moira is responsible for Reaper's state. Reaper just doesn't utilize Mercy's modified tech like Moira does.
>>233800003>Lucio gets a recolour with a hat>epic>Mei gets a recolour with a hat>legendary
I keep hearing about blizzard fucking up the "lore" timeline or some shit, making McCree like a 100 years old.But I can't find anything backing this up. Please spoon feed me.
I want a Roadhog bf who can enjoy all the tasty treats I cook for him!
>>233799501>medically trained
>>233800090>Moira is responsible for Reaper's stateyeah lets not start that argument
>>233800148His tattoo says his gang was formed in 1976. He is supposedly one of its founding members. The game is set in 2070s.
>>233800221This means McCree should have had the Vampire skin
>>233800090Reaper's shit was genetic modification that was done by Moira. It has fuck all to do with Mercy.
predict how popular this game will be next year
>>233800049>LOL LETZ MAKE ALL THE FATFAGS PPUMKPINKZ :dddjust end me
>>233800207Bring what up? It's canon. There couldn't possibly be any "Mercy made Reaper" fags left, could there?>>233800348How does my post imply Mercy did anything? Moira did take Mercy's tech though, it's right in her bio. That's why Mercy was so angry about her tech being weaponized, remember?
>>233800076She bullies herself by existing.
>>233800348>t. mercyfag>>233800398no, but theres argument that reaper already had the condition that moira was trying to cure because the enemies from retribution had them too>>233800359i know right? bunch of lazy cunts.
>>23380035730% less playerbase
>>233800484>>t. mercyfag>implying>>233800398>Reaper just doesn't utilize Mercy's modified tech like Moira does.Kind of implies it.>There couldn't possibly be any "Mercy made Reaper" fags left, could there?Sweet summer child.
>>233800714not implying, you sound salty
>>233800484>enemies from retribution had them tooMoira published her paper on her research. It's entirely possible that it's a case of reverse engineering. In terms of Reyes, it is confirmed that he had a genetic disorder that Moira was brought in to cure. Her cure had side effects though. The side effect being Reyes' "Reaperification" in lack of a better word. It was on the scale of what we saw him use in Retribution and presumably it wasn't supposed to go any farther than that but something "happened" which caused him to go unstable. There is a spawn exchange between Reaper and Moira about this.Some of this is speculation though but it all makes sense with what we know.
>>233800773Really implying there.
>>233798891Very wrong, she sees Deadlock as her family and cares about them. A kid wouldn't just turn off what she feels for her gang. The kid would just be another part of her family.
could've at least made bob the hero. not this an hero asse bitch
>>233800829>It's entirely possible that it's a case of reverse engineering.how? not saying no but i have to admit chu isnt clear on a lot of this and most of whats said seems to be by the fans
>>233800858The kid would have been born as she was forming the gang. She wouldn't have done that. If she had a kid now with the gang as it is, yes.
>>233800847ok mr salty hotdog.
>>233800919How? Because Talon would have the means to do that. They certainly have plenty of money and man power. The paper was public enough that she lost all of her credibility. So why would Talon not have their hands on it?
>>233800090>Moira is responsible for Reaper's stateWish people would stop spreading this.Gabe had a PRE-EXISTING GENETIC CONDITION due to his super soldier experimentation candidate status as soldier 24 as stated by JEFF himself.
deadlock gang? more like deadcock game dohohohohohohohoho
>>233801049current state, dumbass
>>233801090Nope, he's responsible for hers.He had bizarre shit going on and he went to Moira, all Moira did was make sure he didn't die and used what she learned from his condition to change herself.
>>233801160What? No one confirmed that. Gabe had a genetic disorder and Moira came to fix it. Nothing was said that his ghost shit was a result of the enhancement program.
>People expecting skins to make senseyeah if only
>>233801160The actual worst doctor ever.But I love her for it. >Help me doc Im turning into a shadow and dying>"This will keep you alive. Im going to use it to teach myself how to use instant transmission and the kamehameha"
>>233801049>as stated by JEFF himselfYeah... he's not the best person to quote if you want to have something credible, but the part about the preexisting condition was already obvious from Moira's intro unless someone is retarded enough to not see it.
Good morning, best pairing in the game coming through.
>>233801215His ghost shit is definitely a result of soldier 24, here's how it went.-Has something going on, what is unknown-Gets checked out by Moira since he's concerned-She checks him out, likely does something to make sure he doesn't die-Result is ghost status, ultimately because of 24 status to begin with + Moira intervention-Moira takes the knowledge she's gleamed from this to alter herself.
>>233800357About the same. Some have left, while others have arrived. The thing that worries me is that IF we finally get clans, will that be enough to keep the game going?
>>233801298>Yeah... he's not the best personChu backed it up too on stage in front of everyone
>>233800452Thats the dumbest response I have ever read.
>>233801324You fucking retard. She has that same "ghost shit" in a jar in her first hero story shot. Later, she's injecting herself on the same arm which we see is fucked up later. She did this BEFORE she lost her lab and credibility. That means it was before Blackwatch. Chu said her "cure" comes with side effects and in the shot where Gabe sees the smoke rising from his arms he's "scared" and doesn't know what's going on as confirmed by the god damn artist that drew that panel.Stop making up shit with no context.
>>233801491You're disagreeing with the writers and devs mate, stop.
>>233801393well it seems popular so personally i dont know why it wouldnt but people keep saying dead game? i mean i know its broken but still, most people dont seem to care.
>>233801375Bad taste.>>233801387Slanderous lies.>>233801434Blatant degeneracy.
>>233801434Im just imagining Jack using torb as a muppet with his hand up the dwarfs ass with those tags
>>233801546>You're disagreeing with the writers and devs mate, stop.I'm repeating what they've said in verbatim. You're added retarded context to it that, frankly, makes no sense.
>>233801434Thank god there is only one chapter.
>>233801673kek your post sounds like you read it.
>>233801560I see it like this: even if OW was the best game ever, there would still probably be a point where you can get bored with it...I've been playing since launch, and I definitely have fatigue. For almost 3 years I have wished for clan support, but I fear that even IF it ever arrives, people are already fed up, so I won't get to meet new players, or anything like that.I'm sure technically OW will be around for years to come, but I just feel like we have already irreversibly peaked.
>>233801434>that fucking titleMy sides
>>233801763personally im bored with it because its fucking broken, you make some good points. people do seem to be tiring of it.
>>233800003>>233799501>genji has knight-like visor, armor and sword and has a certain tech called "ghost dash" by the community>gives pharah a glowing ghost knight skin>genji slashes people with his sword and knife while yelling and masks his face >gives soldier a SLASHER skin>winston DIVES people and basically becomes a monster when he ults>gives doomfist a fish monster skin
>>233801818FÜCK MË HÄRDËR JÄCK!
>>233801572How did Hana lose her right arm? :(
Do you find doomfist to be a fun hero to play against?
>>233802094>has a certain tech called "ghost dash"That's really a dumb reason to try and justify it, honestly. If it's justifications, then Pharah being such a hollow character that they erase her presence for a skin is already a better justification.
>>233792323Ashe likes to huff horse donuts!
>>233802502What? You fecesfags are truly on of the worst.
>>233802263I'm okay with him because he does require a certain setup to be successful.He needs a wall and he needs to use his skills efficiently to make it out alive.
>>233802234Get the fuck off the internet Mercy.
>>233801006is she okay? who gave her a black eye?
>>233802612She loves to bury her face in a musky horse bunghole and take a deep, eyeliner-melting huff.
>>233799768I see what you're saying now. I still stand with my previous statement
>>233802094>genji>the literal pussy cat of overwatch>gets a brain damaged demon skin thing >while the lagookmorph gaymer grill gets the cat skindo actual retards work at Blizzard?even his bro got the lone wolf wth
>>233803040>do actual retards work at Blizzard?do you really need to ask that question given recent events?
>>233803150>accidentally press reverse on the rez button>absorbs Meiwew
>>233803150>when you let Mercy hang out with Zarya too much
>>233803040Genji is the "Sparrow" the cat shit was inserted, forcefully, by fans.
how long will lorefags hold onto this game for?
>>233803356>has little pointy "ears" on his helmet for some reason >climbs up walls and can jump high>cuts thingsits not that deep
>>233803040>Hanzo is made a furry>Genji isn'tSounds more like geniuses work at Blizzard
can i get a list of characters in this game NOT ruined by tattoos or silly snowflake markings
>>233803373I guess I'll stick with it for a while. Not like I have anything better to do anyway.
>>233803356>what I don't like is ""forced""please.>climbs around, running away like a little scaredy cat>cuts with his sword or uses his throwing stars like tiny paw claws>dashes, deflects and does everything a little bitchy cat would do>""""""""""force""""""""""Nah, Genji is a cat. What reason does hanzo have for being a wolf?
>>233804427Nah man, it's forced.
>>233804498Tracer isn’t gay
>lines that annoy the fuck out of youthe wolf HUNTS for its PREEEEEY *yiffing noises*
>>233804427someone post that image of zen doing the cat ears to genji
>>233802094>tracer is a full-blown carpet-munching dyke>gives tracer an ellen degeneres on crack skinat least they did something right
>>233804585Tracer (female) is in a relationship with Emily (female)
Anyone else think it’s kinda nuts Bob can cap points?
>>233804714She’s not a dyke.>>233804748Common misconception.
>when you're on widow and the enemy widow and tracer are obsessing over you all match, causing them a predictable loss. lol
>>233804810Common misconception is that you're not mentally ill
>>233804748That's lesbian. Gay would mean she likes men.
>>233804831this is why smart players use sombra on widows have them panicing just by using voicelines
>>233804748What if Emily is a trap or shemale?
>>233805032This. There is nothing more precious than seeing Widow all concentrated and focused then suddenly she spergs out and shoots around the room blindly.
>>233804554>completely ignoring every point that counters this statement>doesn't even address the hanzo logicwonder how many dicks are forced up your ass
>>233802263It's funny to see them jump helpless while hacked and force them to switch
>one new hero>no changes>the new hero is very similar to other heroesjesus this game is dead. and the times i come to this general, its just bot posting and nothing else
Daily reminder that the game would be infinitely more fun without the following heroes>doomfist>symmetra>thorbjorn>phara>junkrat>mercy>brigitte>mei>bastion>hanzo>widowmaker>junkratBecause they are designed to make every fight as cancerous as possible
>>233805287>that picfinally widow's inner emotions, through her face>>233805461thought so. kys.
>>233804427>climbs aroundSo do a multitude of other animals.>cuts with his sword or uses his throwing stars like tiny paw clawsThe closest thing is the sword only because of it cutting. Otherwise it's pretty forced.>dashesAgain, other animals.>deflects and does everything a little bitchy cat would doNow this is just you trying to force it.Cat shit is forced.
to anyone who mains rein, what do you do when there's a mei spamming you with her freezegun with your shield up while there's a tracer trying to dash behind your shield while you are very close to falling off of the map while your team is nowhere to be found?
>>233805379>Hanzo logic>Hanzo acts like a loner (Lone Wolf)All those dicks fucked you stupid, m8.
>>233805692Curl up in a corner and wallow in self-pity.
>>233805643>s-see other animals climp, jump, scratch, and shit!>won't name any... but keeping it vague means im right!May as well say anyone can be anything. So is hanzo's wolf forced then?>>233805756>durr hanzo likes salute>...>WOLF! :DDDDDand you call canji forced? fucking KEK
how much disk space is ow supposed to take? 'cause my friends says theirs is 16gig, and when i redownloaded it, it said it would take 14gig, but mine is currently 20+gig
>>233804427Hanzo is a lone wolf
why hasn't there been a mode with 6v6 sombras yet where they all die in one hit and its called hide n sneak
I want to kiss Dr. Junkenstein on his adorable pointy nose, then hug him and never let go from his loving embrace ...
>>233805890Yeah, sounds like you were fucked stupid.
>>233805279>"Tracer identifies as a lesbian">it turns out she's a tranny>tracerfags are gay
>>233806240I wouldn't doubt if thats been a mode someone's already created in the custom browser
>>233806472ah so THATS why shes jeffs favourite
>>233806240Because cool people are already busy playing Daddy Rein and Little Torblets
>>233805547Daily reminder that the game would be infinitely more fun without codbabbys like you.
its only a matter of time before they release a tranny hero tbqh I think its going to be D.mon because "Koreans"
>>233798538>a diamond player has spoken
>>233806424I want to warm her cold cunt with my cum.
why are mobas in general pushing teams and strats that uses heavy CC?
>>233806868i doubt she will let you
>>233806898because the game is easier when your enemy team can't play
>>233806898Because they are basically two-dimensional and can't use as precise aiming mechanics as FPS games.
Opinions?From Surefour's Stream with Overwatch Associate Game Designer, Joshua Noh:Doomfist -TimestampReverted the internal change to Rocket Punch distance (when canceled with a jump). They tried reducing the extra distance by 40%, but it felt bad during internal testing.Seismic Slam range reduced from 20 to 15 meters (max damage from 86 to 65).Enemies affected by Rising Uppercut only lose air control of their character for 0.6 seconds (essentially just during the 'knocked up' portion)Bastion -TimestampBastion's Recon clip size increased from 25 to 35.Bastion's Sentry minigun gets a 'reverse-spread' effect: the longer he shoots, the more precise his shots become. This was specifically described as a change that "may or may not make it."McCree -TimestampFan the Hammer damage increased by 10 damage per shot.Everything subject to change, of course.
If you're actually in a big fight on the point against Ashe your team is on fire...the whole fucking time, it's nuts. It starts cooldown as soon as she throws it you burn for like 5 seconds, it feels like you're on fire forever holy fuck.
>>233807172Floor is Lava. Or pray your Genji decides to deflect it.
No limits can be a lot of fun, we went all Brigitte and got some laughs when we saw the enemy did too. Both teams agreed not to switch, good times.
>>233807172Defense matrix is your friend
>>233807087>the longer he shoots, the more precise his shots becomeI wonder if this would be reflected on the crosshair too... but I doubt it. Sounds pretty weird anyway.
>>233807087Doomfist doesn't need any nerfs, especially not a huge one to his distance and Seismic Slam.
>>233807262Tell justfine that they're a faggot.
>>233807087That Bastion buff sounds cool afMcCree buff is pretty okayDoomfist was fun while it lasted, feel like they're overkill nerfing him for no reason when Genji does Doomfist 100x better but they won't touch Genji
>>233807087Welp, this is gonna kill DF, he was fun while it lasted I guess.
>>233807335The real reason why they nerfed Seismic Slam damage is because now you can't slam combo Tracer anymore. Now they have more time to press one of their 4 panic buttons
>>233807087>no brig nerfsNice, glad to see they've decided to kill this game as soon as possible.
>>233807748Brig is fine, just shoot her shield
>>233807748Keep dreaming Tracermain.
>>233807172good gif lol
>>233807087This is made up stuff Seismic slam only goes 10 meters, if it's being changed to 15 that would be a huuuuuge buff.
>>233807087>df is deadGood, should've taken the nigger out back and shot him long ago.
>>233807087>DF zips and zoom around at the speed of light, glide glitch on roofs and encline, comes from the other side of the map and slam your backline for 199 damage and a half, sending your support stunned in the air for a free kill, and escape because he now has 500 HP of shields.About time he got the rope.How about them I-frames on pressing Q, tho uh?
What kind of a mommy would Ashe be?
>>233807087>Seismic Slam range reduced from 20 to 15 metersWhat does this mean? Those numbers aren't accurate, Blizz doesn't even know what they're doing. What's the actual change since that's nonsense and doesn't match his stats at all, it goes 9-10 meters right now.
>>233807087Bastion doesn't need an update, he needs deleted.
>>233808953Yeah it goes like 9-10 meters IF you jump first, it's actual range is shorter than that. And if you add the actual AoE on it it still doesn't come near 20. It's like 14 meters total naturally
>>233808968But mommyfaggotry is comfy and pure.
>>233808953>>233809085Okay I figured it out, they mean the range of the slam's AoE target once you're in the air. But even then the range isn't actually 20, it's a few meters more than that...we need actual numbers and someone that actually plays the character telling us what was done.
there is no reason why a support(brig) and mercy can hold the point against monkey, d.va and tracer.High masters so it wasn't our lack of skill
>>233809858Why couldn't you just kill the mercy?Brig doesn't have enough healing to save her.
>>233809902hard to get to her when she keeps flying over the place + the brig stuns and knocks are disorientating + rally It took around 20 seconds for everything to go down, but still. Got me, the lucio, as well
>>233807328>>233807087Why wouldn't it be reflected in the crosshair? All other forms of dynamic bloom areI guess the idea is they want bastion to be a... honestly I have no idea what they want him to be. Thats such a weird change. So he can sit farther away and use his huge turret clip size to snipe people when he holds down M1? I guess the idea is they want bastion's "Bullet Rain" highlight intro to be reflective of bastion They're imagining a MORE DAKKA robot firing off fucktons of bullets but people don't do that because it gives away your position and is unnecessary. So this change would promote his gameplay in the direction of "In Turret mode, never stop shooting, make the enemy fear stepping out of cover"
>>233809747I don't think blizzard has any doomfist mains
*CRONCH*Where my gamers at???
Bob is wonderful. He deletes full health 200 hp heroes in 1.78 seconds. And that's the gunfire only.
Remember that time Ashe's VA said autism was caused by irresponsibility?
I want Roadhog to go whole hog on me all day and have him fill me up!
>>233811859Fat fetishists are the worse
>>233811859I bet his dick and balls are tiny.
>>233811859With scrap? Sounds dangerous. Hope you have your tetanus shots!
>>233811567>You're doing okay>Suddenly Bob is in the backline with 1200 health killing your healers and the other six guys are rushing you
>>233812479Stop sexualizing Roadhog he's for cute only.
>>233812578He's cute AND hot anon, it's what makes him literally perfect!
I bet she had Bob kidnap her first crush for a date
>>233812181>Going for one last push in OT for the point>Suddenly you hear>BAWB, DO SOMETHIN'>ALLA TILL MING>NANOBOOST ADMINISTERED
Have you dabbed on a rein main today?
I love Lena.
>>233813318It was an OR-14, our people were at war. It wasn't personal! Get over it already.
>>233813318>press shift>nullify entire kit including ultimatewhat did blizzard mean by this
>>233813318I like the sound Orisa makes when she's crouching, like she can teabag easier than most because of her suspension system
>>233813586the game needs more anti-CC t b h
>Want to play WM because she has one of the best feet>Sombra is more enjoyable to play Anyone know this feel?
>>233811627>>233811827Anyone else think her voice is a bit grating in game?
Now that the dust has settled, I actually have grown to like the Sombra rework. She's easier to play but also raises her skill ceiling since people with shitty timing or without the ability to one clip a support still get punishedI just wish she had a small damage buff
>>233814314BAWWWWWWWB, DO SUMTING
>>233814314nah she sounds hotespecially when she's on fiiire
>>233811627What if autism is actually genophage caused by salarians
>>233813206Can Sombra hack Bob to turn him off an end this nightmare?Anyone?
>>233814445I like to play her as a disabler on the aggressive enemies, like hanging around your own team invis until their Doomfist inevitably dives on them, you hack him before he can even get a punch of and its a free kill for your team, rather than trying to spray down a support, maybe not getting a kill and just TPing out.
>>233814607If that's the case, I wouldn't shoot Mordin this time.
>>233814704Yes she can
>>233814554Got a sound clip of that?
Why do I suck so much in comp? doesnt matter what rank I play masters or plat I just can't seem to carry.But whenever going serious mode in qp or 6v6 I tend to win
>>233814803I thank ye kindly stranger
>>233815367start one tricking
>>233807087Why did they increase the damage on a shit ability like fan the hammer we all know that all mcree ever uses it for is flash and fan. They have no reason to buff an already bullshit combo
>>233815424>ywn roleplay as a Conquistador and colonize Olivia
>>233815512any one in particular?
>>233815367Unless you are god like with a hero you can just give up on carrying this game makes you rely on other people too much because it can fathom to let it's players get good
>>233815367Masters and plat is beyond the range of carrying you retard, you're playing with people actually good at the game. Carrying is only a thing when you've got a substantial skill gap beyond the other team in this game.But you must not be very good and floated to that rank to be unable to comprehend this so I guess that would explain it.
>>233815789whatever you're good at. D.va, Sombra, Mei are good high skill cap ones
Canon VERY soon
>>233815918>>233816105>>233816179I love how people claim shit like "oh you can carry with x hero" or "Just main x hero to get to diamond"My main is in masters and dropping every season. My second alt, which was bought for me to check if i belong in master, is in diamondMy third alt is in high plat/diamond
>>233816280its like you are watching your own barbie doll collection and playing with them
>>233814882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb6BCofEJMkAbout 5 minutes in
>>233816469Almost like most game nowadays are just microtransaction driven dress up simulators with some gameplay thrown in
Did they talk about the buffs to Reaper at Blizzcon or anything on that yet? Maybe they can finally make teleport not as garbo?
>>233816642it has made me think
>>233816469>>233816642They didn't let us play with barbies when we were kids because "that's for girls, you aint no faggot son"Now be play with polygonal barbies because we can
>>233816449I'll amend this, I thought plat was right next to masters. You can definitely still carry in plat, you're just where you belong if you can't.
>>233816729why would they?
>>233816932I thought Jeff talked about Roadhog, Reaper, and someone else getting buffs at the beginning of one of his vids but couldn't get to it yet?
>>233816449Y I K E SNow that's some reddit spacing
>>233816843sad sight to behold
>>233816280Yes, they are canon friends
>>233816487She looks so cute when she's sleep darted!
>>233816487this vids like asmr
>>233817286If I remember correctly, the person makes his videos like that so he doesn't have to keep re-uploading the same videos because of new heroes.
>>233816882I mean what is carry? solo winning the game? I can definitely help a lot towards victory with heroes like ana and zarya.The only difference I can tell is that in masters the game is a bit faster compared to plat. Plat also has more throw comps. Diamond is just filled with Widow 1 tricks who are hardstuck.
>>233816487why does she spread her legs so widely haha
>make it so hog can't delete flankers anymore, removing one of the solid counters for all the cancer high mobility burst dps because 'he's imbalanced'>immediately add another high mobility burst dps in the form of doomfist
>>233817280>ywn cuddle with her and fall asleep in her armsIT HURTS SO MUCH
>>233817545She's that desperate for someone me to put a baby in her.
>>233817710Relax! You've somehow wound up Nov 2018! Roadhog just got spread cut in half which increased his close range damage a ton!
>>233817514seems like the Nano carried more after your team got its shit pushed in to 90%
>>233817824imagine falling asleep while spooning her haha
>>233818010There are many paths to becoming Hana Song, good luck on yours anon
>>233818086Yeah that's exactly what happened. We lost that game as well if I'm remembering correctly.
>>233818326>lost that game as wellSeppuku to restore honor
>>233818548>This is your average Genji and/or Tracer main complaining about Brig
>>233818630>still obsessed Yikes
>>233818548Not gonna lie the thought of Ashe bullying the gay out of a trap seems pretty hot
>>233817043What did he mean by this?
>>233819018nothing that concerns you any longer
>>233819018its kinda obvious, you already admitted your relation between you and your father
>>233819275You don't know SHITE about my pa
>>233799903I don’t even play Zarya but Xuánwǔ is perfection. The shell armour motif. Her being related as a protector of the North. If they had just changed the particle colours to green and match the snake, it’d be even more perfect
>>233819476I know he's a bigot.
>>233802094The only Halloween skin Winston needs is a Ghostbuster outfit. It’s. The. Only. Answer.
So what's going to be the next common misconception revealed via twitter by Chu?
Shoud I even bother with buying any of Mei skins with coins? They are all so fucking trash it hurts. Chang e is only respectable one but only available on lunar
>>233819657Hammond isn't even a hamster, he's actually their version of a guinea pig.
>>233799501>Reaper got the Dracula skin before Moira was even released>Lucio is not medically trained and what lifeguard is gonna wear skates>Pharah has a dragon skin
>>233819657genji was a female growing up
>>233795934In case you didn't already see it.
>Orisa uses Supercharger>"BAWB, DO SOMETHIN!">Mercy Damage Boosts B.o.b. as he charges in>The charge deals 216 damageLiterally INSTANT DEATH for any non tank/reaper/mei/brigitte
Newfag to overwatch. Which characters are the easiest to learn?
>>233821832Moira, Brigitte and everyone else in the support category. Also D.Va.
>>233821832For damage/aiming,Soldier is probably the go to best case for a starter heroAfter that, Roadhog is pretty easy because you have a heal and a lot of health to keep yourself alive, you just have to practice aiming and landing the hook.Mercy and Zenyatta are relatively simple and easy to learn heroes if you want to supportRein and Orisa are probably the best tanks to start with. Just protect your team with your big ass shields as your number one priority.
>>233821832McCree is literally shooting people's heads and stunning occasionally.
>>233821832Pretty much every hero other than DPS. Supports if you want to go full braindead mode.
>>233821632>*freezes your bob*Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry sorry!
>>233822343You cant freeze bob before the charge hits you. He's too fast.
So apparently you get free drops depending on your endorsement level? What are the % odds for each level? I havent got a single one yet
>>233814314Her southern accent is just wrong. Trying too hard and sounds cringey. I guess it's how Brits feel when they hear Tracer's fake cockney.
>>233820124Mei doesn't have a single bad skin
>faggot sounding like squidward with a lisp screaming about his medals all roundsilver hell is a trip uncle phil
>>233823741I’m actually ok with a lot of mei’s skins but the Christmas one is bad. Fireman man is cute the the soot on her face.
this is how ashe should've been
Just got the game recently. I thought I'd love tracer/widowmaker and hate supports, but the opposite is true. I can't get used to zipping around as tracer and I suck at long range sniping with widowmaker. Meanwhile, Zenyatta is my favourite boy. I spend most of my time as zenyatta throwing out healing and discord orbs, and shooting when I get the chance. I'm not sure if it's actually the case, but I constantly feel like I'm underperforming. The healing orb feels a little lackluster, though it might just be my teammates mashing their faces against the opponents guns. Do you guys have any Zen tips for me? Soldier, D.va, and Orisa tips are also welcomed, as I'm trying to git gud with them as well. I think torbjorn is the only hero I haven't touched at all.
>>233824334for D.va: you need to learn how to dive properly before anything else. Play a few matches of deathmatch with her and just practice this nonstop. You want to locate a target, speedboost towards them while shooting, melee as you boost into them, unleash rockets at point blank range and matrix their shots at you. When theyre reloading is when you can finish them off. Blast loud k-pop music while you practice thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRzxEiBLQCA
>>233824282>anafags are thyis jealous over ashe's steaming hot bodPlease stick to your own waifu.
Orisa was built for lewdness.
>>233824282How to do an Otherwindow edit:>take a white hero and turn them into a brown hero>remove all their makeup>make them slightly thicker>done
>>233824894>>233825149Stop it, Orisa is for pure loving. Handholding and nose nuzzling.
>>233825469Then why did Efi equip her with Snu Snu software and an alternate semen engine power source?
HOW DO I GET GOOD WITH ROLLER BLADING CEREAL MANTHANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE IN ADVANCE
>>233824334>zen Shooting is actually one of your priorities, because discord and harmony are set and forget ability. Don't juggle them between heroes too much because they end up losing values. Priorities tanks, stay back and use your charge shootNutcracker is objetively the best skin and you should always walk around with golden nuts
>>233825946You don't, he's trash everywhere except coordinated 6 stacks that can seriously coordinate a push/dive with your 2 seconds of amp
>>233796728>>233821056god fucking damn itthanks anon, sorryi'm a retard
Imagine holding your cute Lena Oxton gf...
>>233826147I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FIRST ONE ISI TRY TO KEEP COMMUNICATIONANY TIME I WALLRIDE I JUST SEEM TO FALL OFF IMMEDIATELY, HOW DOES THIS SHIT WORK
>>233825584>Orisa pinning you against the wall with her horse derriere and forcibly breeding you
>>233824696Thanks senpai. I'm still a bit uncomfortable playing D.va, having to get close with a tank just feels off to me. >>233825968>use your charge shootIs charge shoot better than the single shots? I did notice his orbs do quite a bit of damage for a support, but I've mostly been using the single shots up until now. I try to put the heal on a tank or someone getting shot at and then juggle shooting and having discord on someone at all times. I need more practise, though.
>>233826960>peelDont go full reddit lucio and amp heal your main healer when a tracer is trying to kill them, not the tanks>communicationKeep trying>wallrideYou are keeping space-bar pressed right?
>>233827113>Get caught shoplifting>Orisa milks you into a catatonic state until the police arrive for easy arresting
>>233826606You're most welcome.
>>233826759I do everyday. God I wish she was real...
>>233826759Imagine holding Fareeha under water until she drowned
>>233827387I'm pretty sure petty crimes would rise a thousandfold.>Oh no, I have stolen this can of beans and am running from the shop>CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE
>>233827340>You are keeping space-bar pressed right?OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>233826759imagine holding ANY gf!
>>233828050Why are you like this? Do you miss my Fareeha posting sprees or something?
>>233829006i love seeing my wife, post more please
>>233829006I'm just a self hating leaf, like an uncle ruckus tier, when the day of the rake comes I'd love to be a house leaf for some red blooded americhads
>>233829161You're not canadian, just a butthurt amerimutt.>>233829079Will do!
>>233829428>You're not canadianThanks, that helps but delusion can only do so much. For what it's worth I think Fareeha is very pretty, I just want her put to death for being Canadian is all
>>233817886she would blow you with her shotgun
>>233795309There isn't already a /trash/ thread?
>>233829641You're sick and disgusting. If you really thought that you would kill yourself.
is roadhog viable at high elo
>>233830457map dependent and you better be landing your hooks
>>233829641i cannot contain myselfthis picture is too much
>>233791484Post your mercys pls
when's the patch going livealso fuck console development for delaying patches
>>233830941Fareeha and Angela belong together no matter what the hack "writers" at Blizzard think
Why is Dr. Junkenstein so cute? Every time I see him I just have the biggest urges to protect and care for him!
>>233831152Pharah is closer to McCree than she ever was Mercy lmao.
B A S E D AND ASHEPILLED
>FTH + roll + FTH will do 660 damagenice
>>233831170You probably crave intimacy and know you'll die alone so you want someone to hold and depend on you iktf
>>233831152I don't want my waifu to get together with some blacked whore!
>>233831076this is not a mercy
>>233831674Putting the enemy team out of their misery is the most merciful thing that can be done.
>>233831607>>233831490Me on the right.
>>233831607>two hot teenagers together>alone in Ashe's rich ass mansion You just know
>>233831152you are correct but this picture is a sin
>>233831782A mercy is cute, useful and doesn't insta leave voicechat
>>233831786no, youre the cute one
>>233831951What makes you think i instaleave voicechat. How else am i supposed to call out the people i pick?
>>233831607>>233831616Me on the middle
>>233832065I'm sorry i don't trust widow main, too much bad experience>>233832072nice
>>233832006We are both cute then
>>233832060Don't worry, we're all just one mental break away from a catatonic dream reality where everything is good
So when is she coming to live client? I can't play on PTR because people there are bad and retarded.
>>233832575>can't play on PTR because people there are bad and retarded.imagine taking PTR seriously ... oh wait
My theory is that one can deduce a persons SR purely based on how they react to someone picking Widowmaker
>>233832575In a couple weeks.
>>233832575>So when is she coming to live client?Early december
>>233832783You're not wrong.
>>233832783When slutting around as Mercy I'll always amp a Widow on her first shot, she misses she's last priority, she hits it she's alright
>>233832915Goddamn that's a puffy vulva. I want to rub it
>>233832575probably at least 2 weeks from now
Today is the one year anniversary of when Jeff rambled on about how much S76 and Reaper love each other. In honor of that, here is an unrelated piece of that talk which was released recently. Remember how annoying it is that Ana can't reach high platforms despite being a sniper? Well she used to be able to jump. Geoff dropped it at the last minute though because "a 60 year old mother can't jump". I'm not joking.
I love Lena but also hate Lena, I wish she didn't cause these feelings inside me
>>233833301>corner the enemy Ana>she just suddenly shoots 60 feet into the airThe mental image is hilarious.
>>233832521Goodness, I wish so much, schizophrenia would be the best gift I could get from life
>>233833301Holy shit that was hard to read. Do these people not know about punctuation?
>>233833324Why do you hate her Lenafriend?
>>233832915No hips can compare to mommy's.
>>233833779She's not real and even if she was she'd probably choose Emily over me, but if that's what would make her truly happy then I shouldn't be mad at her for it.
Bob is fucking useless. Worst ult
>>233833324I love the feelings Lena causes inside me. Without them, there would be nothing to motivate me to live and I'd probably just kill myself.
>>233832423ok but youre the cuter one
>>233833938I solo queue QP healer like the masochist punching bag I am
>>233833301>give Ana Ashe's coach gun >sleep darts u mid air nothing personal kid
>>233834054never post this again
>>233832702>it's just qp/arcade/a game/ptrWhy would you want to play this game if it's not to win? Do you have fun when you lose?
>>233833897Not with that attitude. Don’t give up and do your best to be the right person for her.>>233834081Me too, anon. It huts so much, but it’s a good pain.
>mercy player admitting bastion players are all manchildren who need constant babysittingbased and estropilled
>>233834945>>mercy player voicing their opinion on the gameeven hanzo mains have better game knowledge than mercy mains
>>233834945Bastion is the Mercy of DPS.
>>233835179>t. bastion main
>>233833897At least tracer has fine taste in women.
>>233835185The difference being that Mercy mains are women and traps and Bastion mains are stereotypical drooling brainlets.
>>233791484Why did Blizzard make their characters so attractive?
>>233835770To get your money.
>>233835770Because boys like cute girls
Ashe? More like Ashit, lmao
>>233836145She had a hard life anon, it's not easy being extremely rich
I want to fuck every single one of your waifus.
>>233836145Ashe is the best, shut up homo!!
>>233836681Too bad they are already taken.
There's a guy with an Israeli flag on my team.I don't know what to do.
>>233836145this is such a reddit themed image
>>233836916buy lootboxes ofc
>>233836916GAS GAS GAS
>>233835981They used to take down porn before they saw it was futile
>>>>233835770>>233835981>no character has a breast size bigger than a c-cup>porn market>le supur sexy attractiv! :^D
>>233836681I don't have a waifu anon
>>233837323>only breasts bigger than c is attractiveliteral 12 year old
>>233837707>le shitty strawmanliterally no (You)
>>233800898They should've done a double hero release.Could've made Bob into a Roadhog-like tank with a gun of similar strength as Doomfist's at medium range and some sort of melee focus with little burst.
>>233836976What does this post mean? I can't make any sense out of it. Why are you bringing reddit up?
>>233837971low effort image for internet points. similar to those low effort drawings you see on tumblr that get passed off as "art"
>soe uses an intellimouse 1.1that's pretty based
>>233837845That's literally not a strawman.
I wanna HOLD Lena
>>233838247I love Snowe!
>>233838146How is it low effort? I see decent shading and coloring and the overall quality is alright
>>233836145When is Bob going to have an "I say!" voiceline?
>>233838298I love Lena so much anon...
>>233838435How much anon?
>>233838404>he thinks i mean the artthe joke its trying to make isnt funny and has been overdone
>>233838342You need to get laid.
>>233838262>imagine bending and breaking your characters' backs just to makes the boobs stick out and still call is "sexy and attractive"
Getting sick of retards that think solo Lucio is enough healing against a team with two healers and then they wonder why we get blown out "dps you suck kill something!!!!!!!!!"
>>233838682Funny how you only say this to a guy posting a cute picture of soe and not the several wishing they could [degenerate fetish] to [fictional character]
>>233838846Funny how you think beta orbiting a roastie is less pathetic than waifuing a fictional character
>>233838812Yup, you're underaged. We got it already
Lena is a smol adorkable tomboy and I love her!
>>233838940It always boils down to females reeeee doesn't it.We can talk about other overwatch girls if you like anon~
>>233838940>beta orbiting a roastieleave your echo chamber plz. it's bad for your mind
>>233839212>he's not beta orbiting a roastieThen what the fuck is this??? >>233838342
>>233839102I wanna date her and cook her a nice meal and fall asleep on the couch watching movies together!
>>233839271It's a picture of soe.
>>233839004>gets btfo>l-lol ill call u a kidha ha, kys my man
>>233839350>gets btfoIf you say so kid.
>>233839295Oh, I love to cook. What would you cook for Lena anon?
>>233839481>it's a seething bratfagOf course!
>>233839667>seethingStop porjecting, underaged fat fetishist furry
>>233839653Ginger stew doesn't sound that appetizing anon....
>>233839146Can't wait to hear about his suicide.
>>233839889You aren't a real lenafriend until you're a cannibal.
>>233839827learn to spell hillbilly bobfag
>>233839889Then maybe some homemade fish & chips so at least my attempt at British cooking could be a source of conversation I don't know I'd be so nervous why are you putting me on the spot like this anon I just want to impress her
>>233839910both eevee and kolorblind seem to be doing pretty goodAlso it's her.
>>233839146we need another military draft
>>233840173sounds nice anon
>>233840153MY point still stands.
>>233792208Please do kind anon. Give me a link to the first thread Slasher76 was revealed
>>233840207Or a 4th Reich.
>>233792220Rub that tummy? Absolutely
>>233840245Maybe you should click that link and see what happens
>>233840595Not even surprised.
>>233840595Maybe you should jump off a building and see what happens
>>233840173Fish and chips sounds lovely anon, I am sorry for putting you on the spot.
>>233838558VERY much anon, I can't stop thinking about her.
>>233840565agree, he has a very rubbable tummy.
>>233840360What your retard-tier assumptions and non-arguments?
>>233828304sorry bro thats all i got
>>233840951>your retarded non arguments>learn to spell hillbilly bobfag>ha ha, kys my man>233837323Absolutely zero self awareness. But what else could you expect from an underage?
>>233791484https://www.pcgamesn.com/overwatch/overwatch-dafran?amp>spergs the fuck out live>comes crawling back barely a day laterDoes Blizzard threaten to kill the few "pro's' in the Overwatch "scene" or are these sad fucks addicted?
>>233791484I want to pinch Sombras chubby belly
I wanna DRINK with Lena
>>233841215>Does Blizzard threaten to kill the few "pro's' in the Overwatch "scene"No, they just know they are going to go through a personal bankcrupcy without OW. They are glorified whores at this point
>>233841441I wanna SPIKE Lena's drink
>>233841441She'd drink you under the table anon.
>>233839515Fish head haggis pie n chips casserole
>>233841441What would she drink?
I want SMOKE WEED with Ashe! And then have really awesome sex with her!
Next girl to get a barefoot skin?
>seething, wrong, and retardedbutt what do ya expect from a booty hurt rededfag shitposting on /owg/? fuck off back there if you want your cowbows, horses, n shit. or play no limits and get #rekt by the hamster, kek
>>233841954>no uGreat argument brainiac.
>>233833301> Today is the one year anniversary of when Jeff rambled on about how much S76 and Reaper love each other.Link?
>>233842023Stop replying to him retard
>>233841954Oh look, it's that C9 FAGGOT or whatever his name is, who's obsessed with the fat Reddit hamster
>>233841653I'd love to see her try.>>233841734Pic related
>>233842137Why? I don't want him to commit suicide as this seems the be the only attention he gets. If people stopped replying to these people they would all just kill themselves. Same goes for Junkensteinfag. If nobody replied to her she would be dead in few weeks.
>>233842206is that you down there?
>>233842498You're a real piece of work, holy shit.
>>233842802Let's just pretend, alright?
I want a Roadhog bf!
>>233832575She'll come to live client in 2 weeks, but you have to remember she will be locked out of ranked at first, so realistically you won't be able to play her in ranked until early to mid December.
>>233842498>I don't want him to commit suicide Why not? The general would improve in both cases
>>233843006Holy shit, this
>>233842802We're all cute girls on the internet anon
>>233843208I don't want to responsible for anyone's death. Even if it's a mentally ill underaged furry or a mentally ill tranny.
>>233843183>le artificially delaying content face
>>233843286Faggots not included.
how is new torb?
>all d.va does is eat doritos and drink mountain dewso just how nasty is her vagina?
>>233843420Seeing the general in this state gives me depression. You should stop replying to them lest I kill myself..
>>233843705Advark finally pays off, just pop your nano boost and shotgun down whoever is trying to kill your turret as they now remember Torb bursts out a gorillion DPS
>>233843806You don't sound very genuine but I get your point.
>>233843736https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/230189995/#230204797like rotting cheese and mold
when will ashe be avalible to play?
>>233841510>No, they just know they are going to go through a personal bankcrupcy without OWisnt ow league costing them a lot tho? have they seen payback yet?
>>233841745shes laugh at your tiny dick
>>233842105You haven't heard about it yet? I could probably dig up the audio version of this too but it's the exact same thing.
What makes OW so exceptionally tilting?Not even 60 minute lose Dota games or a Whole day losing in LoL tilts so much as one game of OW does.
>>233844638>loved each other like best war buddiesthat sounds platonic
>>233844745I love Cadet Oxton!
>>233844564>>233844745>loli and shota>>>/b/
>>233844445Why does she look so young? She's 40.
Paris better represents the UK than Spitfire.
>>233844473do you know how much alone they get from team owners for a spot? Plus sponsors like Sourpatchkids, Toyota, Telekom, Intel, Omen etc...
>>233844775But he stutters though and corrects himself. You heard it in the audio version too. Saying they love each other and they're war buddies is two separate thoughts. Saying they loved each other like best war buddies would have made the complication different, yeah.
why aren't these avatarfagging shits banned already
>>233845212Jannie is a redditor
>>233845212Does a submarine swim?
>>233845212take your meds
>>233844564....is for pleasing old men for free.
>>233844812because blizzard are crap designers.apparently the f=very first sketch of her she was older, like ana.
My journey to 2000 SR is almost here. Started from 3300 SR and continued to tank my rating around 2300~. Gonna sandbag all these noobs and climb from the very bottom/
>>233844564Is only for white men
>>233845449cha chingwhat's your point
>>233844473Blizzard will suck any streamer's dick nowadays just to attract more players since the game is dead. Dafran and xQc were never reformed and Blizzard just close the eyes but still ban common players for things their streamers and pros do.
>>233845212Nobody reports them. I don’t. 4chan has this weird thing where someone can obnoxiously post under a trip but they can’t use an avatar. It’s neither or both numoot
I love my cute wife Lena Oxton!
>>233846046>Dual wields rapid fire pistols>Sticky bombs>Time belt>Looks like a huge dyke because she is one
>>233846116Remember when Seagull left OWL so Blizzard featured him in the nano cola challenge and made him like $15,000 in subs?
I hate my wife's ex-girlfriend, Emily!
>>233844812She's taken a good care of herself.
>>233791484>carry your team>get POTG>3 golds and a silver>still lose MMR because your team lost
>>233842802If I had a dick I'd cherish it and I could be a cute gay NEET without being told "haha just get married and have a child, it will all get better once you're a mother"
>>233846116>Dafran and xQc were never reformedxQc certainly isn't, Dafran is. People seem to think he's some toxic, meme spouting thrower when he's just a guy having fun in T500 when he's there :^).The only time he was arguably throwing recently was when he was trying to learn doomfist.
>>233846609>by one point
>Emily is a Dafran fanEmily is a filthy cuck who likes to see others play with her girl.
>>233846776>Emily is a filthy cuckThat's a well known fact anon
>>233846609>Wants rewarded for losing the game>Can't even pull off a draw>thinks they can carry a team that lostell oh ell
>>233846650Shut up slut.
>>233846116hmm interesting, i have a bit of a hate boner after the recent blizzcon. tell me more about their fuckups pls.
>>233846650Dafran is still way too unstable to be part of OWL and this hiring is a mistake. I said it when it was announced and I'll say it again now.
>>233846970Emily is U G L Y
>>233846617>telling a mentally unstable person to get pregnantNo wonder you're fucked up, the people around you are literally retarded
>>233847031Still prettier than Tracer.
>>233846983You'll have to say it again now, because no-one knows who you are.Either way, Season 1 showed that most teams in the league need to iron out their support staff and provide therapy for players. Dafran is no different.
>>233847189Nobody is prettier than Tracer
>>233847189>Prettier than literal perfection
>>233847087>slavs are retardedWhat a shocking revelation
>>233847087They still think I'll "grow out of it" or magically get cured once I get a 3D husbando
Imagine getting cucked by a comic character
>>233847287>lesbians are perfectioni agree
>>233847349I can help cure you, Junkenstein-anon!
>>233847349Just go off the deep end and start carrying around a Junkenstein body pillow
>>233847376that could apply to most of this site desu
>>233847376Imagine not being cucked by anyone.
>>233847287Where do you think she's most ticklish? Asking for a friend hhaha
>>233844638Cute gay old men
>>233847438B-but I only love Dr. Junkenstein>>233847498I have a Junkenstein pillow and sleep with it, everyone around me knows how deep in love I am with a fictional character
>>233847632You're asking the wrong person. Only Emily knows.
>>233847692God I wish I was as autistic as you. Where did you get your pillow from?
>>233847913I had it custom made in a store
>>233847692>>233848019Pretty based honestly, I wish I had a Sombra pillow
Ok let's say Mercy's wings counted as her hitbox. Then instead of being able to fly to whoever she wants anytime she wants, she gets to flap her wings to fly for a split second every 8 seconds. Is she better with this?
>>233848019Is it a dakimakura or just a normal pillow?
Reminder that "Emily" is a common misconception for the displaced lesbian delusions Tracer has as a result of her chronal displacement and she is in fact straight.
>>233848019In one of them jap stores? Did you comission the art as well? As I have come to realize that there's nothing left to lose I have thought about getting one of my own waifu.
>>233848261Correct. Tracer is just a confused straight girl.
>>233848261A common misconception couldn't reply to you.Checkmate straighteists
Daily reminder that Emily doesn't exist
>>233827331>still a bit uncomfortable playing D.va, having to get close with a tank just feels off to meI have the exact opposite problem. I've mained D.Va since launch, but every time I try other heroes, I just end up in the frontline (to die). It's also very frustrating to see other tanks (especially D.Vas) not taking charge, so I could just follow up on them as DPS.
>>233848208I love my busty waifu Mei!
>>233848626Nor does Trapcer
Noche, Augemented or Cyberspace sombra?
>>233847281>t. mirror dimensionfag
>>233848803Tracer Rose :^)
>>233847189not much of an achievement
>>233848209Just a normal pillow, but it's very cuddly and soft>>233848351I don't know if these are global, but do you know those online stores where you can put a picture of your "family" on a mug, shirt, etc? I did that, just with a pic of Junkenstein (that I found on the internet, it's for my personal use and barely anybody else gets to see it, the artist doesn't have to know heh)
>>233845735What hero are you playing? I'm too autistic about my rank to throw but it does sound like a ton of fun
>>233849415Whats the pic?
>>233849415Hmm, I got you. I might get a normal pillow cover before diving into the daki-world. Thanks.
>>233848701Nobody cares about your fatass whore
>>233849646Here is my cuddly friend!
>>233850141Cute! I should get one of Mei.
>>233849775Yes, what I have is also a pillow cover, good luck with pursuing your waifu's cuddles!
>>233850141That looks very comfy junkenstein-anon. I'm going to steal it
>>233850141Now that's some pure husbando love, what site specifically?
>>233850141I have a body pillow, but it is just generic. I wonder if I can find a cute Lena cover for it, that would be amazing.
>>233849869fuck off. mei is a qtπ!
>>233850353She wouldn't fit on a pillow cover.
>>233850353You can get a matress topper.
>>233850353You could get a 10x10 tarp of her
>>233850657She's not even wearing pants. That's a slut
>>233850141I'm still convinced that junkenstein posting is just next level shitposting making fun of waifufags
>>233850705>>233850814>>233850876how far can we go
>any mention of Mei>entire general seethingNever change /owg/
>>233851072I like fat girls but Meifags have to insist she's not like delusional retards
>>233850705body pillows are a thing anon
>have leaver on horizon>because this map can apparently become even more cancerous than usual>we already attacked and cap 2 point>in on brig, fuck it it's time to abuse broken character>tanks set up on point, torb turret is on point>all my what>obviously get rolled>same shit for second point, soldier in the enemy team goes high ground and free fire on us without our dva bothering contesting him>arab kid on dva is screaming for no healingI hate EU and i hate all you fucking sandniggers, just blow yourself away already, it's not like your life matters and you'll do it anyways in the near future
>>233851072>seethingYou continue that way and soon it will end up like 'faggot': empty and meaningless.
>>233850353Yay for cuddly Mei pillow!>>233850435He is very soft! Don't you dare!>>233850486It was my local drug store, I suggest you look in yours or just by googling "photo gifts" I got very similar results to what I ordered from!>>233850548You could probably get a bodypillow cover online, I've seen it on the photo gifts sites>>233851020Maybe a little bit, but I genuinely love Dr. Junkenstein with all my heart and soul!
>>233851129those are not mei fags! i love mei for the sweat cute chubby chinese chick she is!
>>233851320I actually feel bad for you europoors, you literally never hear anything positive about french or arab players
>>233851129because she's canonically not
>>233851320>hurr abuse broken hero xd>wtf the enemy team is countering my easily countered hero>s-still broken though that's why i always get maced not because i'm bad at the game
>propaganda is useless>while saying propaganda
>>233851695>Your lasagna is useless!
>>233851320If you're close enough, just queue on east coast, it's infinitely better for comms and is playable (under new PING standards) at 130-140~. You'll occasionally be caught out by an ability not activating but it's what most Brits and Irish do.Games are infinitely better by everyone agreeing to speak the same language.>>233851453I mean, French players can be okay when they're fine with speaking English with everyone else. It's when they don't that it all turns to shit.Arabs and Russians are way, way worse on every level to play with on EU.
>>233851347She's like Pharah, as soon as they're brought up people have to go out of their way to make the same fat or leaf joke for the 900th time
>>233851453French players are actually trash though anon, can confirm in every game I've played french players have been arse.
>>233851518>5v6 >team is on point doing nothing>1vs6 them anon>>233851453French pretend to try, arab should be put on a separate server and forgotten about or banned just for being arabs, russians disappeared but weren't any better
>>233851515It's sad that you can't accept her the way she is.
>>233851839maybe you should stop waifuing a fat lardass then, fatty
>>233851846I feel more like they're tilted easier rather than being straight up bad.
>>233851914It's sad you can't face facts
>>233851515She's fat: https://m.imgur.com/17PADZHnow shoo
>>233851882brig is so broken and OP she can 1v6 remember?
>>233851937Anon try projecting a little less, I'm sure you can do it
>>233852258>no uno u