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Teio!
them horses
>>548241518the amount of gap moe this stupid boy shits out makes me mad
I hate Teio I seriously fucking hate her
Mid race over Groundwork just werks now that everyone gave up on fronts
I like Teio a lot. She's seriously fucking cute
>>548241702Rice wouldn't say this
STOP THE COUNT
>>548241760I like how easily she blush
Every day til you like it
>>548241854>3k per daynasty business
I hate Teio a lot. She's seriously fucking retarded
>>548241906It's so fucking cute
How come I never hear about the IRL Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet's children? Are their genes shit? Air Groove is like the only mare I know that produced good children.
>marked
>>548241854Wasn't it at 425 earlier today???
T**o
>>548242061IT KEEPS GOING UP
>>548241854Surly it won't go up 20k by Monday right?
>>548241702I bet Rice sex would be good.
I hope Teiofags step on a lego.
>>548242037>Are their genes shit?yeahnot even Frankel himself managed to improve Vodka's genes
Creek's VA is so pretty.
>>548241702Rice bread, my favorite
>>548242195>naked shouldersSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Be sure to keep her in your prayers and intentions anons. She really needs the help.
>>548242119She would cry a lot and kill herself afterBecause she came second
>sacrifice optimal training to hit unity trainings>they remain 3/4's full for the rest of the run
>>548242361she's coming the same month we are getting Ardan, Kitasan and Dia. Is going to be a hard choice
>>548242361Don is gonna have a gigantic complex over getting ignored by her older sister
>>548242361Nyoooo
>>548242361Then why does she act like such a cunt?
>>548242628most umas act like that until the third year
>>548241854>>548242061>>548242113This is enough right bwos? ....bwos? Surely it won't go to 550k by monday right?
this horse just said "you're the one who invaded my territory... don't you run away now" while making this expression and honestly, I fear for my ass
>>548242450Isnt kitasan and machitan on the same banner too?
>>548242361>died at 8 years oldOofBit late to pray for though
can someone explain to me how this Top Gun didn’t get one 3* spark?
>>548242730yeah
>>548242703i wanna fuck this honse after she gifts me a bunch of veggies
>>548242765Unlucky, simple as.
>>548242378That wouldn't happen... It'd be a dead heat...
That was easy lol
>>548242361I lost against her while doing Ryan career's more than I'd like to admit. Why can't the new added umas all be jobbers like Twin Turbo
>>548242690(me)Nevermind, I did a TT just now just in case and I think I'm safe for this week now.
>>548242703I would let her sleep on my lap whenever she wants
>>548242816>want kita, mambo and diaUh thats gonna be like 90k, and I only have 33k
>>548242703she's going to invade your personal space
/our guy/ Lememe just achieved 2,200 victories in Japan following his win in the 7th race today in Tokyo Racecourse
Hey, wassup, and how’s it going Global players.Failure 1% is expanding, and looking for new, reliable members to join our new club, Failure 2%. It is going to be the new sister club to Failure 1%, which is currently a Top 500 club on Global. Our goal is to build a second strong club that will eventually reach Top 500 as well.There are no other requirements. If you hit the fan goal weekly, you’re good. If you’re new or don’t know how to efficiently farm fans, just ask me (AntWolf) in Discord or in the general chat and I’ll teach you easy fan-run methods with what you have to make things simple for you.⸻To join, FIRST: please comment that you are interested in joining in the comments to spread the news. THEN: DM me directly the information below to apply:In-Game UsernameUser IDCasual or Competitive PlayerCurrent Fan CountFavorite Uma and why (responses like “because she’s cute” are acceptable, just give me something)Discord username (optional)
>>548241929I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so muchBut my penis loves them
>>548242765what a wet fart of a run, I absolutely dominated every race. I’ve gotten 3* sparks for way worse runs
>>548242863The qol adjustments were really nice this time. Getting +90% event points every run without being forced to use the cards or the trainees really helped. It would have been painful to get the last 500 carats without that.
>>548243084*2,100 whoops
>>548243084Why is he wearing the Oguri Cap shirt?
>>548242756We don't know how long her soul will repose in Purgatory anon, so we should still pray for her.
>>548242083I love her voice. Simultaneously 70 and 17.
>>548243138I'm a pedophile can I still join?
>>548243084why is he wearing body armor under his shirt
>548243138>
>>548241854Unity really sped up the retention line to be faster it's making concerned
>>548242976Mambo is a 2 star
>have gotten Pace Chaser Savy 3 times before debut>...On an End CloserAMAZON WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIS!!!!!
>>548243205It's the Satono racing silk. He got his 2,000th JRA victory with Satono Patriot todayhttps://x.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/1994622344095305826
>>548243382
What if i learned Right-Handed.... AND Left-Handed?
My love for horse girls is fading more and more when they refuse to train where I want them to be.
>>548243571Good TT set up desu
Otonashi is real !
>>548243679>Maria4kids ass dub name>Our kids are retarded, so every character needs a english name
Does /uma/ know what whites look like? >>548239301
sexy mob umas
>>548243824not like that LMAO
>>548242195I'm going to goo goo babies
>CalandaganCan the frogs be less retarded when naming their umas?
>>548243824Fake farm bitches love their fucking spray on tans for some reasonBut yeah, there's a handful of browns there as well
>>548243824Drago from rocky 3
funny run but no long S
>>548243927Try leaving your village
>forgot to put skills before the raceFUCKI wish clocking out let you put skills
>>548243571What if I learned Winter, Summer, Fall, AND Spring Runner?!
>>548242195I feel things
>>548243980Is the secret event difficult to do?
>>548243980Deck?
>>548243848Are these the dykes from the Air Groove guts card? Serial lesbos...
>>548241760About to be castrated, btw
>>548243676>bricks your point gainfor what reason
>>548243824Half the SEAmonkeys here clearly have no idea what southern girls look like.>>548243057>Cromagnon in the blue dress, Quasimodo in the floral, and the girl next to her in floral are white. Retards.
>>548243382Do we actually share the pastry with Tannhauser?>>548243564
>>548244162yesI still havent done Air Grooves campaign, they show up often?
NICE NAVEL NATTIE
>>548240483I was barely scraping by her career, and I had to use all the clocks to brute force a win over Riko's bitches, but I did it.
>>548244137not really, I leave late with B and she hardly ever loses that race>>548244157oinker deck gomen
>>548244137no, you have like 5-6 G1s in her natural career and you also have to run hopeless or your fan gains get fuckeddI do hopeless pace into kkksho late, then just wrap up with front for arima and end for tensho spring. You still have like I think the 2 kinens and tensho autumn if you job
>>548244204MAKE A FAMILY YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS
>>548242703better have leveled your stam
>>548243848>>548244162This reminds me of something... sometimes we get Umamusume A, B or whatever during events, main story, career etc (during the end of Halloween event is a recent one). Do they sneak up some foreshadowing about future umas there or nah?
>>548244451I can't, I'm a sperg, and ningen can smell it from a mile away
>>548244390OINK OINK PIGGY PIGGY SQUEAL PIGGER SQUEAL PIGGER OINKY OINK SQUEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIGGER PIGGER SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548244076>losing to lil'coon on a mediumI understand longs, but medium is just embarrassing
>>548242037Cesario produced Epipipi
marrying a fellow torena
>>548244529That's not even a piggu deck
>first career with Taishin>get thisHOLY FUCK
>>548244390Every day im reminded i should have fucking gambled on that Biko/Bakushin banner
>>548244535They kicked my ass on sprint once with Haru, the track was too short for her to overcome them before it ended
would you hose a homeless uma?
>>548244653lolno, theyre great but only if you're a piggy
>>548244653you wouldn't have wonit'd only be worth it if you had 1500 dollars handy to burn there
>>548244653my biko is still LB0, I used up a spark on that banner and I regret it
>>548244692>>548244691that is a man
>>548244649>unityI swear I haven't seen a ticket since I've started unity runs
>>548244692I do not negotiate with terrorists.
>>548244653piggy banner bwo
>>548243138https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1p8ughf/failure_2_early_bird_recruitment/hello r****t
>>548244742goldshi forced me to have sex with her like 4 times already since last CM ended
>>548244692those things are about to spill
>>548244736We fuck stallions here
>>548244712>>548244715>>548244721>>548244816I started with 1LB of both Biko and Bakushin so my odds would have been slightly bettereven getting like two Bikos in 200 pulls would have been phenomenal
>>548244649If you fuck this up Biwa is gonna have your head
>good stat>no long Si hate it here. Also lacking like 100 skill pts for no stopping me
>>548244640>MLB Kitasan, Bakushin, Sweepy, Finemo, Riko, Rice is not a pigger deckLMAO oinkers are so dishonest here, holy shit whatevr makes you cope pigger, it's a shame you can't buy yourself a brain
>>548244898do you have MLB kitasan? or what were you saving up for?
>>548244692>hoseAs in spray her off my front porch, or to fuck her?Because both can happen, probably the first before the second, but still.
>>548245117I did already have MLB KitasanAll i was thinking of at the time was the all uma banner and maybe Tamamo
Is raising hint level worth it bwos?
>>548245065How many speed cards, 3?
>>548243365>3.5k avg increase to all 15 TT umasno shit, a full squad nets you 545k points on average now
Is Mayano actually a good end closer
forever my kingu
>>548245065>nearly 1200 STA>2 recoverieswouldn't 1 be enough or is it due to the 400 wit that you got 2?
>>548245317here the deck using 15* sta spark
>>548245367She gets NSM, spurt, bofa and fast learner for freeShe's ok but training her is very easy so that's why most are building her
>>548243084>2,200 victories>not even total races just victoriesI didn't realize how active jockeys were until I noticed that Take and Lememe are at damn near every race. I'm surprised jockeys can keep racing for so long and their bodies don't get too worn down from spending so much time in the saddle.
>>548245447yeah it a gamble for either of them activating
>>548245514>free>full price on NSM and bofa>fast learner either procs junior year when you have 179 wit or never at allsure bud
>>548245412Forever the most annoying umaespecially with that laugh
>>548245065>lacking like 100 skill pts for no stopping memaybe if you didn't buy pump like a retard...
>>548245642i'm sorry that your third-rate ears can't appreciate a first-rate laugh
>>548245618who the fuck is taking bofa? You buy cooldown with the slot you saved from innate NSM
>>548245518It's a hard work, but those who succeeded like the jockeys people know of reap the benefits, for sure
Now that umas go wide and fan out at the end of the final corner, it's a lot harder for rival NPCs to get stuck in the back. Before the update daiwa campaign was smooth sailing, losing was almost impossible. Vodka was so cucked at the back getting BROCKED at every turn , but now I'm finding her hard to overcome. She steals wins from me pretty frequently. I need to have pretty good support RNG to get an early stat line that works, or I have to buy skills early before the discounts can stack up. Last campaign I got 2nd to vodka in hanshin, oka, derby, and shuka, and lost to Rudolph in hopeful.Are late surgers, dare I say, le back?
>>548245412worst uma
>>548245514>training her is very easy>0% speed and power bonusyeah maybe if you got mlb kita biko and bakushin, if not you are going to have a problem capping speed without high rolling
Anons, I think I'm starting to hate Kitasan, to the extent I'm actually reticent on using her support card at all, how do I cope
>>548245065Pretty cool but check out my team trials golshi
What skills do I buy bwos... I can't mess up this generational Golshi run...
>>548245918That's not gold shit though?
>>548245986Why the fuck are you running a 368 wit TT uma
>>548245412this reminds me that sprinters and dirters get completely shafted by how uncommon their track types are in CM
>>548245918That's not oguri CRAP (as in SHIT) though?
Tummy
>>548245995drop ignited pow and take it's on+uma stan bro haven't you seen the gaslight? possibly drop firm for slipstream too
>>548244567and leontesand saturnalia
cringe gaylo lmao
>>548245935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeeCj0BZ-YRewatch 10 times
>>548245995Buy Ignited Spirit, Pump, Kyoto, Nemesis and Slipstream, after that just velocity skills
Japan cup?
>>548245995>>548246171(me)forget what I said, I was envious of your clearly better support deck than mine and gave you bad advice, please ignore me
>>548245995don't listen to advice posted here use your brain and the umalatoralso EXPLODE
>>548246254when is it
>>548245995shouldn't have taken firm condition and ignited pwr, these mid game skills are really nice.anyway, take uma stan and ramp up. congrats on this beast of gold ship.
king kino
>>548246340tomorrow
>>548245660>not buying pump
>>548245986>team trial>green>rednigger what are you doing?
>>548246391Anchors Aweigh means that Gold Ship can actually just shoot right past the 6-5th position needed to proc Pump by the time you reach the final corner, a lot of the time it's just wasted points
>>548245995SwingingGo homeIt's onUma stanKyoto OPWRPump
>>548246391pump is arguably a serious waste of sp this cm. It may literally never fire for you
>>548246391>sacrificing NSM for a white accel that you won't proc 90% of the time anywaydid you guys forget how golshi's unique works? have you run any lobbies?
>>548245756>cooldownnow you need to bring rice though
>>548246493Irrelevant. They're all 500 points.Golds are worth 1200Uniques are worth 2000+scaling.
>>548246594WitGOD said its better than spurt tho
>lose TT races>Goldship ace just fucking coughs on meI hate this horse.
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>548246812It is a better skill, but Gold Ship just can't proc it, other Ends can use it though
KING HALO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON GUTS OR POWERI CAN'T BREAK PAST 1K SPEED AND KITASAN ALONE ISN'T ENOUGH GAINSGonna have to get a third speed card this is so stupid.
>megablessed early run>gets charming TWICE before debut>gets fast learner>gets all the important hints within junior year>no s ranks>dogshit trainings>doesn't even have enough skill points due to randomly getting destroyed in easy races half the time>like 9 separate mood downsif torêina makes fails to get mayano in the mood next run one more fucking time I'm throwing my PC out the window
>>548246594I've done a bunch of practice lobbies and a Gold Ship that hits pump and NSM (and spurt) beats a Gold Ship further forward that only activates spurt
>>548246942No way, if she triggers 3 accels she wins more than if she doesn't? That's crazy bwo
Reminder to touch your trainee’s fluffy ears
>>548246812witgods pretty overrated on advice frankly. Being better than the other garbage tubers means little.
>>548246895Not you too, kitasan...
>>548247012It is my god given right to do.
>Bring 8 Long Sparks>Inheritance keeps procing the 2 Medium Spark
>3 speed 2 pow riko>long S spurt>speedlet stamlet>it has been 4 days training goldshipI should stop trying for 3 speed... it's just plain impossible without kitasan
>>548247012
>>548246923she also almost lost the URA Finalsit'd be one thing if she was losing to Sol and Kyle, they have high stats, but she was getting 5th, 4th and 7thshe lost to Happy Meek, let me rephrase, THIS BITCH PLACED BELOW HAPPY FUCKING MEEK, TWICE
I’m convinced that specialty priority is a meme and that stat bonuses, training effectiveness, and card events/skills are more meaningful.
>>548247005>says pump is useless>I explain that it does work and is very good when it works>heh actually I knew it was good the whole time I was just giving shit advice on purpose shut the fuck up bitch
>>548246895bro you are trying to cap speed with kita and fucken king halo?
>>548246594Is Pump worth it if you are bringing all End Closers with it?
>>548247168are the long sparks on the parent?
ill spray my seed on Rice's earswhat now fags
>>548247324No, a parent has it. I have yet completed a Ryan parent run that gives Long sparks
I have yet to see Teio proc her unique on CM6 scrims
>>548245103I have those and never spent a dime, sorry man!
>>548247012it is mandatory part of training
>>548247469Teio proccing her unique is like a white whale
> Triple wit rainbow with Bourbon, Seiun, Motion> +30 speedNeat
>>548247012Imma touch her umanko instead
>>548247584>wit support>look inside>speed
>>548247309I didn't say Pump was bad you fucking ape, the problem with it is that if you're not 5-6th it's a completely useless waste of points, and with Goldship you're more likely than not to blow right past that mark. If all 3 trigger fucking ofcourse she's gonna win, but at that point you're gambling when Gold Ship expressly doesn't need to due to her Unique + NSM + Spurt. If you want to gamble with Pump that's what the other Ends with shittier Uniques are there for.
>>548247309nigga it's not about pump it's about NSM, if golshi running behind pacers in 3rd position activates spurt + NSM you're most likely not catching her from 6th even with pump
>>548247584The event Bourbon seems really nice for a welfare card. What’s downsides am I missing?
>>548246943
>>548247680heaven or hell
>>548247713It's a bad statstick but if you have a big dick deck that pumps speed you can use the card and rely on bubbles to hit your wit requirements
>>548247680I feel those sparks being so close to Shakur's face / hair may be dangerous
>>548247314thats kinda why im wondering if it is when there legit may be 6+ ends per lobby. Thats how dumb this track is. Ive only done practiceroom w/ saved whale golshis tho. The one leading out of the corner tends to stay there
>>548247313I have before and it's not like I have much better speed cards. Haven't had any damn luck with Tachyon this week though.
>>548247489I'm not a man
>>548247782It gets worse.
>Even though Doto has this kind of personality, there are testimonies that he was abrasive during the classical season, and because he always fought fierce battles with Opera O during the goma season, many people mistakenly assumed that he had a rough personality. Perhaps that's why, in the Winning Post Series, a horse racing SLG, Doto's temperament is set to 'Rough', which means that he is viewed as being on the same level as horses that are as fierce as well-known damn horses.
>>548244137Nah it's easy just switch style each time you win a graded race.Haven't failed it yet
SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>548247860You might need 3 cards then
>>548247918Doto's rough with me
>>548247860well tachyon does have 20% speed bonus but still I would probably prefer running 3 spd cards for the consistency and my sanity
>>548244137Just run the goal G1 races, front/pace for mediums, late/end for longs
roll?
>>548248014You're welcome
pamp is goodyou just don't take it on golshi
evens i make a 3rd end closerodds i make a lucky pace ogurin
Witgod can cap speed on two speed cards...
>>548248173Alright.Odds laisu rollEven nay
>>548247998The question's which one, I guess. Funny thing is last time I tried 3 speed I borrowed SSR bakushin and I capped speed before the second summer camp. Maybe tomorrow or the day after I'll have enough CP to max the welfare brian card.
>>548248173
>>548248236god fucking dammit
>>548248323I would never lose to Turf Queens' pussy
>>548248283fug
>>548247836She's a twisted fucking psychopath.
>>548248421Hard to believe she's Doto's roommate and vice versa
>>548248474Her screech makes me laugh every time.
>>548248421>>548248525
>>548248525does shakur even have any friends
>>548248627Yeah, me.
>>548248627TachyonDigitanDotoCafeFine MotionTap Dance CityAir MessiahAnd >>548248675
>>548248474evilbut cute
>>548248560>>548248862she's a kind horse
>>548248784She has a lot of friends and a surprisingly cute voice.
>>548249005she kills mares
>>548249005She's quite possibly the most evil and poverty-stricken creature I've ever seen.
>>548249146with her micropenis?
>zero G1s>zero notable wins>painfully average career>is somehow included in the game over actual '95 winners simply because she happens to be Rudolf 's sonThere are a few nepos in Tracen but this one in particular is THE nepobaby uma
>>548249061I don't get FineMo and Air Shakur
I seriously fucking hate Riko
>>548249214This is a strange picture of our beloved daughter Haru.
post your Mayano for libra I am doing 3spd/Riko/creek/1wit to meet the wit check for fast learner
i can't get over that the game version of tamamo feels like a baby and super creek is a mom
>>548249005I look at all parts of this gift horse.
>>548249214They needed an inferior Teio for 2*
>>548249217Sweet girl and bad boy (girl) has been a trope since forever
>>548249217I don't know if they have some kind of irl connection, but from the couple of brief moments when they interact in the anime their pairing does seem kind of forced, like in this episode of Umayuru:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRbWlbXtIY
How's unruffled from urara guts?
>>548249214not every horse needs to be the winningestalso in terms of careers it's fun to take someone less noteworthy and create a world where they put Rudolf's record to shame
>>548249214Kitasan has been coasting off of her grandmother Bakushin’s success for too long now.
>>548249214she has cute toes
>>548249005Wasn't she a Chud
Bird opera is cringe and is forced like doro
>>548249480>I don't know if they have some kind of irl connectionthey raced exactly once, and neither horse wonit's because back then fine was the only member of her generation
>>548249361URARA IS DIFFERENTURARA IS SPECIALURARA IS THE GLUE HOLDING TRACEN TOGETHER
my mcqueen run lasted a whopping 5 mins as soon i finished debut the game just fucking threw every single curse at me and put her in awful mood followed by failing a 10% training that gave her practice poor that would not get curedsometimes i wonder of the retards at cygames know what player retention is or that maybe you shouldnt stack bad events one after another
>>548249860That evil-looking horse has just stolen those toys!
BRICKEDITS FUCKING OVER
>>548242195am i racist or does she look like that jp weather girl that a lot of people fawned overalso would
I'll take anything but wit come on
>>548249982arr nips rook same
>>548249985i've gotten so many wit sparks lately
Looking at Shakur you'd think she'd like MCR/Linkin Park/30STM type songs or rap instead of garbage ass EDMs
>>548249862But you didn't write anything about picrel, so it seems like you're alright.
holy fuck the last time I got a 3* stam spark was almost 2 months ago, when are they releasing spark rerolling? this shit is cancer
>>548249896Her greed knows no bounds. Absolutely disgusting.
>Amazon off a random ticketHuh. Is she any good? Is she cute?...Also, much of a meme would it be to run triple End Closers next CM?
>>548249862a grass wonder or pasa career would make you have a stroke
why does nice natie keep giving me squid
Has anyone managed to fan farm in Unity Cup? I can't manage to fit in the races while grinding the stats of the other team members.
>>548250253you either run double end and 1 pace or triple end next cm
>>548250331>fan farm>unity cuppick one
>>548250253yes to both
FINALLY I was waiting for 60 tp so I can start a tp x 2 run and go to sleepgn bwos
>>548250253>Is she any goodWell...>spoilerVery much so
>>548249361Haru Urara is the opposite of a nepobaby, I bet you less than 5 anons in this thread even KNOW who her parents or maybe even her owners wereshe got added simply because she's insanely popular, and she's insanely popular purely because of her own lack of achievements
Isn't WIT supposed to help your Uma manage how much stamina consumes on a race? Why shouldn't I raise more WIT over stamina then?
>>548250450DAAAAAAANCHOOOOUUUUUU
>>548250558FUCK danchode
>>548250587i hate goldshit so much
>>548250425Well shit looks like I'll have to grind in URA a bit so I can meet the quota and satisfy danchode.
>>548250556Only on downhills
>>548250587We hate golshit here
>>548249687Oh ok, that explains it then.
name 1 thing about zenno rob roy without mentioning her tits
>>548250253Super cuteAbsolute wife material
Seriously, is that biko magnet thing real? I've had almost no speed rainbows for the past few days
>>548250710Her big sword
>>548250710I want to cum on her glasses and make her wear it.
>>548250710Big ears
>>548250710Rice's roommate
>>548250710I didn't know they were that big, I thought she was part of the loli squad since she looks like a little fucking nerd in her SR but turns out she's packing
>>548250710She larps as a scotch for some reason
>>548250710CLAYMORE
>>548250710Shares the same VA as Momoka from imas
>>548250556because no amount of Wit is going to give your Uma the arcane powers to pull out enough Stam out of thin air to hit the required amount to actually reach the finish line without dying, and most of the help Wit provides is also based on RNG rolls that happen during the raceso there's basically no instance where you'd ever want to build Wit instead of hitting the distance's Stamina milestone, and even after hitting it, you'd usually only want to build Wit past 400 after maxing out Speed and Power (unless you're a Front Runner)
>>548250710GOAT
Why don't hyperbreeding work on humans? Like if we took the world's fastest male and female runner and made them breed and keep the lineage within the fastest/record-breaking runners with some runners who are resistant to injuries along the lines I'm sure we can get a superspeed runner within like 8 generations
>>548251130>breeding more niggersno thank you
sweepy? more like FLATTY
>>548251050>half the points in the list are about one racenot a good lookalso why do agendaposters think hyping up the horses achievements will make anyone care about a lame ass boring ass character
>change one card to 0LB for a skill>rating goes back way to AHow do I even compete
>>548251130Extreme low quality sea post, have a pity (You)
How many SSR is too much on a deck? I'm worried I'll miss out on the events I need because the other cards take up event RNG
>Danchou keeps dropping lower and lower on the fan countget to grinding you useless sack of shit! how dare you be our leader if you cant be a shinning example you...you...double neigher!
>>548251241I couldn't find the one that lists all the umas next to their g1 wins with roy in like top 3 or something
>>548251050She should've gotten an Orfevre-tier design instead of a plain generic designRob Roy and Yeppers are the most NPC-looking umas on the roster
>>548251259Hard to say people run like Biko, Bakushin, Kita, Creek/Rice, Fine Motion/Nice Nature, Riko decks as the peak whale deck
>>548250710Her huge donkey dick.
Is 2LB Fine worth using over MLB Scarlet?The hints alone...
>>548251259You keep doing runs until you get good rng for the skills you need even with 6 SSRs. Even whales need to sweat.
>golden inspiration>no long>no turf>no URA>102 stamina even tho I have 18* Staminavery underwhelming
>>548251241>achievements won't make anyone care about a lame ass horse>tm opera o image macroThe irony is so palpable it hurts.
>>548251259the cards consistently start cucking each other at 4 SSRs for me
>>548251174I mean you can imagine it for a white sport like powerlifting tooImagine taking the top powerlifter or one with an abnormal muscle growth and breeding him with a solid female powerlifter and keep feeding top tier powerlifters into their lineage over generationsImagine how strong the 6th-8th gen offspring would be
why do brown umas always wear so little
>>548251259SSRs only add 1 more chain event, its RNG but not by much
Rob Roy has a fine designNot every horse has to look like a yugioh character
>>548250710Best Uma solo songhttps://youtu.be/8ByBwpILd78?si=7_aLCSzlsaE7Vy_k
>>548250710she's very short and has HUGE ears thats why i chose her as my traineenow if youll excuse me we are gonna do lvl 6 guts training
>>548251130>genetics are too complicated for that method to work>there is not enough widespread interest in making a singular human that runs kinda fast for there to be dedicated eugenics projects towards it>a high aptitude in one area are is not nearly enough to actually guarantee success at anything anyways>something something human rights
>just got the 450 careers completed carats and i've been playing since launchhow many do you guys have
>>548251762but Mihono isn't brown
>>548251771Each chain event is 2-5 more events taking up event slots.
>>548251259It's all RNG anon. Sometimes the game will decide to fuck you over, and not give you maestro despite only running 2 SSRs. Hell one of my parent runs from before didn't trigger the groundwork event from falco. Shit is fucked.
>>548251951How are you getting 2-5
>Double circles across the boardWhy are Turf Dykes so strong?
I skip through all storiesI skip through all training eventsI skip through all races even the CM FinalsI skip through all concerts
>>548251241why do operafags lack self awareness?
>>548251834I hate fat ugly bastard content so much
>>548252042Does the 80-90s generation really not have a single sprinter that they had to force B sprint Maruzensky on it? Gold Shitty looks really out of place and it makes me laugh every time. Bakushin?
>>548252035I misread your post I get what you meant now.
>>548252072
>>548251692nigga what the fuck are you talking Opera is in contention for single most extra horse in any Umamusume media, she's the opposite of bland and boring even if you hate herthe fact that the horse is godlike definitely adds to it, but Bob Roy is a perfect example of how if the character isn't interesting enough, it really doesn't matter how good the horse was
>400 main three stats before hopeful stakes>Speed never does more than a single rainbow for the rest of the runHow do I react without sounding mad?
>>548251241>le 0 competition horse Midpera O is no different than other frauds like Rudolf, Kita and Almond Eye who got lucky enough to be born in a weak/average generation. None of these horses would be as successful if they were in a Golden Generation style gen.The only """"strong"""" competition the Overfraud faced is Doto an even then he just barely won by a neck while the rest are shitters like Shakur and NTR. Notice how he got smoked when he raced against an actual good horse like Grass.The O in TM Opera O stands for Overrated.
>fail a 1% chance to fail training>still don't have a good 3* STAM Groundwork legacy after running the same uma with the same parents at least 10 times already
>got the bad branch with gatekept on golshi secret eventnooooo
>>548252361>if the circumstances were different, then the result would be differentNo shit, retard
>>548252397What makes you think you'd get 3* stamina in 10 runs?
>>548252042Because they have a lot of powerhouse horses>Tamamo 'White Lightning II' Cross>Oguri 'Gray Monster' Cap (as in Peak)>Rudolf THE EMPEROR>Super Creek the Super Stayer>Maruzensky THE BEASTAnd uhhh, I guess they brought Gold City along because she felt lonely.
>>548252042>1st RudolfBehold Thine Kaichou's Divine Might
if you dodged challenging the Turf Queens then you didn't beat the game
>>548252446The same odds that let me fail 1% training, 3% training, and 5% training multiple times across those 10 runs. Yes my legacies and their legacies also have groundwork at various star counts.
I'm finally going to watch the event story but I don't like scary stuff. How spooky is this?
>>548252275>quirk chungus = interestingLol. Seiun Sky is interesting, Vodka is interesting, Narita Brian is interesting. TM Opera O is not at all interesting.
>>548252809Bourbon gets eaten alive by zombies
>>548252809AAAAHHHHHH
>>548252809A zombie literally get breastfed by Creek
i just realized that some anons missed the point as to why zenno rob roy has the theme of the hero all over her that contrasts the shy nerdy girl that shes supposed to be
>>548252361You're missing the whole point retard, the horse having been better isn't gonna make anyone care when the character is boring. Heck this franchise regularly makes people love horses with few achievements ("Phantom" Crown is the single most fraudulent term ever coined) or even no major achievements just by making the few things they do accomplish hype enough.Also even ignoring how the whole point of sports as a medium is entertainment, it's kind of stupid to put too much importance into whether a generation was weak or strong or in general the objective power level in something that is LITERALLY DESIGNED AS A CASINO.
>>548252879that zombie? me
>>548252842>>548252860>>548252879Ok I guess I'll be peeking through my fingers the whole time watching this.
>mood down>training failings>riko wont appear>keep losing to D teamI fucking hate it
>>548252823>seiun skywaaah i'm a lazy shit so have to be an epik rusemaster to win. also fuck king gaylo for no reason in particular>vodkadaiwa's cocksleeve>narita brianjobs to a 12 year old who thinks she's an airplaneyeah those characters sure are super interesting
>>548252974how am I supposed to notice anything other than her big ol bobbies???
Uphill Battle Suzuka in the first Unity race is kinda bullshit
>>548252479Feels like Gold City is just there because using Inari on dirt and moving Oguri to mile would've been diabolical
For me its my orange wife
>Agnes Digital>stereotypical otaku in the body of a cute umamusume>check IRL records>G1s on both Turf and Dirt, won against TM Opera O at some point, won a foreign G1>Zenno Rob Roy>small shy bookish girl>check IRL records>Autumn Triple Crown winnerWhat's next? They're gonna turn Secretariat into a "i'm just an average girl" archetype?
I think I pulled my back.
>>548253201That would have been insta defeat for 95% of all trainers.
>>548252823You'll notice I didn't say interesting. But even when you are in the miserable, small percentage that feels some kind of hatred towards and regurgitates reddit terms at this specific anime girl, being a quirky and extra character makes her inherently more interesting that someone designed to be bland and tame, even the fact that you can insult her for something specific is more than can be said about the extremely nothing Umas like Bob, whose only impactful traits are:>Real horse was good at running>has big tits>claymore
Which uma would give me a bored, disinterested handy to get me to shut up?
>>548253287What the fuck she's cheating you can't have 2 of the same card
>>548253260Secretariat will be the first OL uma
Reminder that Opera was so embarassingly weak for a winner that even fans got annoyed which is why others like Top Road were far more popular.
Rice please we just started
>>548252809>>548253001Good safety measure, bwo Also, don't click this
>>548253424How are you weak if you win all the time
>>548253342Mejiro Palmer will do that while texting with one hand.
>>548252904cute>>548253342Bourbon
>>548253342Air Groove but she is going to insult you the whole time
>>548253424post you're sashes
>>548253539Zero competition.
>>548250710She has really nice eyes
>>548253539it's like a whale stomping f2p B+ timmies in default outfits
>>548253338>didn't say interestingYou said>if the character isn't interesting enough, it really doesn't matter how good the horse was though?
I like Oguri because she eats a lot
Oguri ate my homework
Initiating stroking sequence...
greatest generation
It's interesting to me that Libra is the first CM where I actually don't give a fuck about winning.
>>548253338You'd be 1000% more likely to be friends or partners with Rob over Opera if you met them checkmate.
Post THAT picture of Oguri Cap.
>>548253260To be fair they turn Montjeu into the secret final boss of L'arc scenario
>>548253771its the first time im being serious because the QoL improvements make it way less shitty
>>548252240rumors say Bakushin rejected the offer because she's a class representative, not a Queenmy first thought after asking myself that same question was that it was maybe an aesthetic choice based on the "queen" theme but then I look at notorious incel Tamamo Cross
>>548253547Fantastic. Hope to get a better read on her once she's out>>548253551Unfortunately, that'd probably be less disinterest and more of her robot rp/naivety>>548253570I heard AG is morosexual, so she might get too into it due to me being very retarded
>>548253771Wait until Christmas Oguri and you will feel the same about medium CMs.
>>548253771long CMs are the most boring shit ever
>>548253794
JUST GOT MY 5* HARU URARAMY SECOND AFTER SUPER CREEK
Special Week is the protagonist
This shit hits close to home and always makes me sad. I don't like that I resonate with anime horse girls.
>>548253771It's so far the most annoying CM to train for because of the needed stat requirement
>>548253938No lies detected
>>548253960I hate that is absolute cutie is next to that walking garbage Rice Shitter.
>MLB Kitasan Black is besto speed card>is 90% of the time in Guts
>>548253908>gigantified titsew, i'd rather you post AI slop than this 100% human generated crime against taste
>>548253779false because whether you become friends with a shy bookworm or a hammy theatre kid are both pretty much utterly and entirely outside of your control for different reasons
>5 team members have full spirit bubbles>15 turns of no burstsThis game is so retarded
Libra is the last CM I'm talking seriously because I'm skipping Holiday Oguri and I know I ain't winning shit after that.
>>548253851>robotrp/naivetyI concede, and adjudt my answer upon reflection to (In character) Manhattan Cafe 100%
>>548254032WE LOVE RICE SHOWER IN THIS GENERAL
>>548253938Special Week saying slurs and kissing my balls
i ain't scared of no hanukkah cap
>it takes 20 shards to get either kind of uncap crystalhuhhow long does it take to get that?
>>548253771I hate it because I just can't experiment at all with the decks. I change one or two and it suddenly doesn't work or getting worse results. Doesn't help that I don't have my own MLB Kitasan
>>548254067So you can say the game really burst your bubble?
>>548254193
>>548253639>>548253632That only applies to a big fish in a little pond like having Shohei pitch to little league players, not when you're competing at the biggest races and still winning them. Maybe the others should just be better if it's so easy.
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzA-d9WfWyo
>>548254136adjust*>>548254036Better facial expression than AI slop
I like mares because they wear bloomers.
maybe the horses should had decided to be born in a different generation if the competition was too tough
>>548254187the amount of RNG in any given career run makes it so that if you want to even get a feel for if a deck works you'd have to do like 10 if not 20 runs with it minimum
>>548254298Eh, 4/10, I've seen better
>>548254273That Dorija is too far away
>>548254393Wasn't the case with CM5 and 4
Divegrass replay is already up, if anyone is interested https://implying.fun/video/vgl25/2025-11-28/?t=04:39:30>>548254181Roughly 3 months on jp, don't know if it'll be faster on global
>>548254342>when trainer ate the last slice
>>548253794https://youtu.be/AQx0UCHKfTI?t=77
>>548254394Share with the class
>>548254448it's always been the case bwo...if anything it's less the case now because Unity makes your deck matter lessI guess that might result into you tricking yourself into thinking that your cards are making a bigger difference than they really are, if you don't pay enough attention to the bubbles?
seiun sky see results winning animation is too erotic
I'm bored
>>548241702Who is the weakest triple crown?
>>548254515Pic would be funnier if it was just the pigs with Spe/Ogli's hair
>>548254515I meant in general, you really think I have porn with me at all times for these kinds of situations?
>>548254575Hello bored, I'm horse.
>>548254187It's a CM where F2Ps can't compete with superior game knowledge. I won Virgo by abusing the fuck out of the last uphill by spamming straight and last spurt skills, since I noticed that's where even whale stat sticks slow down so I just need to hit lightspeed at that moment. I can't have that in Libra. Just buying gold recovery skills bankrupt you so there's little leeway to buy other skills.
>>548254575I'm Trainer-sanNice to meet you Mr Bored
>>548254526>>548254575no one asked
I asked, bitch
>>548254525I've played around with multiple decks, even with 0LBs or multiple SRs at CM5, and I assure you everything worked at that time or worked a lot more than the current one. For CM6, aside from the needed MLB Kitasan along with one or more speed cards depending on your bonuses. You also NEED a card with swinging maestro, so either Rice or SC, which you didn't need at all during CM5, that's already 3 or 4 cards, PLUS a Riko which is another requirement, so that's 5 cards that you must bring. You can only play with 1 more card within your deck when in CM5 you could play with 2 or 3 cards and you could still produce a CM winner.
anyway look at this suzuka
>>548254641big if true
>>548254582Agreement>>548254602No, I do not think I know you do
Danchou is going to kill me once he notices that one of his top 5 members took a break since Wednesday.
unprotected baby making sex with Teio
>>548254792KIMI TO
post something cute
>>548254792In the other room, Scarlet ripped Suzuka's outfit when she tried it on.
>>548254342Hadn't seen the bare nub of an uma's tail depicted beforeNow I want to see an uma that has alopecia
these ears are fucking huge
>>548254787>you could play with 2 or 3 cards and you could still produce a CM winner.You could play with your entire deck in CM5 and it'll work
Got this practice poor in my first year and never got it cleansed. Proceeded to succeed at every single training until the very very last turn where I hit the 2% chance on a +70 or whatever speed training. I then proceeded to spend all my clocks on the finals and couldn't beat Little Cocon. I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. I had the Hot Springs Ticket and didn't get the event for my archives. All because of Little Fucking Cocon brocking me out of the good ending.
This (canon) gluema is definitely one of my favorite new uma designs (even if her MMA racewear is shit)
>>548254920>>548254504
>>548254993
>>548255039She looks retarded, and not in a cute way.
I think umas can cure depression.
Post maint faces
>>548255039I have come to the opinion that the game needs the notable losers in its roster because it gives the gens overall depth
>>548255160you looks retarded, and not in a cute way
>>548254787That's just you fooling yourself or ignoring the amount of RNG that actually goes into anything.You can math out a deck's performance but if you're trying to "test it" to go off personal feelings and experience, there is literally too much RNG to get anywhere near a good enough data sample in less than a dozen runs. Also you're liming yourself a lot more than is actually necessary with what you think you "need" for CM6.
i'm curious. how many of y'all came from tiktok uma soccer shorts here?
>>548255036I hate bitter ass and little cock.I hate that your "reward" for beating them in unity is them gayr
>>548255171golshi worsens it for me
>>548254993>>548255120Amiya donkey ears....>>548255224Your mom thinks I'm cute. Cuter than you.
>>548255234>y'all>tiktok
>>548255248Half falling asleep at the keyboard. I hate that your reward for beating them is them making your ura finals harder.
>>548255160We love retarded girls here
>>548255234I came from my penis
>>548255229The amount of RNG does affect but are you ignoring the stat requirements for the next CM compared to the very leeway and easily obtainable stats for CM5? It ISN'T the same. I don't need to input my personal feelings because that's literally how it's working with very little freedom you could do for CM6.
>>548254920
>>548254965Do you think if you lick the base of an Uma’s tail it acts like an erogenous zone
>>548255365nta, I wasn't sold on her originally but fine, she's cute
>you can schedule goal races to save them into agendadamn i just found out...
>>548253143to be fair, those are all still more interesting than Opera O.
>>548255234>touching chink spyware
Is that giantess draft horse uma any good? I got her and El Condor Pasa's lucha libre alt when rolling for halloween super creek.
>>548255423A lot of animals like to be scratched there, so I don't see why umas would be any different
>>548255538everything is spyware. do you think you're actually protecting your private information?
>>548255234Go back.
There's nothing wrong with driving cars as a 16 year old.
>>548255550after buffs she meta in jap sprint races
>>548255606>everything is spywareEven the Uma Musume Pretty Derby™ game?
>>548255676>uma with a gold recovery is meta in sprinteh?
>hating on y'allI get the chinkware, but considering the subject of this general, y'all're gonna get some y'alls
>>548255606america can check my porn history, but not those dirty commies
>Make a saved agenda for med/long parent farming>Load up all the good G1 med/longs>save it>start golshi career>load it>"Error: You cannot schedule a race where you have a goal race"What absolute moron coded this I saved the exact same races as the goals just let me fucking load it
>>548255660bro thinks he's meaner than tiktok comments
>>548255423like, the upper or lower half of the base? because the latter might just be the umabutthole
>>548255714Even ___you___ is spyware.
After reading Zenno's dialogues, I've decided to cum inside her.
>>548255835I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>548255762I love Taiki's big smile.
>>548255781tiktok comments when ig comments
What do you guys multitask with while playing uma? In office I have enough menial task to get by but In home I'm not sure what to do.
>>548255780It does load. It just says it doesn't because it's dumb.
>>548255835>aisloppaI'm sure that's a very low bar
in other news, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThat about sums up trying to get a 3rd star in parent farming
>>548255894I see, it worked after the debut race. It's still horribly designed.
>>548255890I watch police videos or masturbate. Or both.
Anons, I had an idea for an Uma dating sim and I want to hear your thoughts. You pick an Uma, do all the usual dating sim stuff, the gay bumping into each other while being late for school, the very cutesy first kiss, etc, all the while the games keeps things vague as to whether Umas are stronger than humans or not. The climax comes after you've married your Uma-GF, at some point you accidentally step on her tail, she kicks you at full strength on reflex, and the game ends with you being turned into a bleeding pile of gore and your Uma Wife crying over your dead body after accidentally killing you. The ending would of course not be even vaguely hinted at in any advertisement. Opinions?
>>548255871maybe
if you cant beat her in ura finals, you are not getting to A finals in CM6
danchou he needs to go
is the game a bit laggier for anyone else?
>>548255714green woman is ALWAYS watching
>>548256024Can you really step on the part of the tail that has sensation in it though? It's not long like in a cat's tail is it?
>>548256063Don't be rude. There's only two days left before the next month, just let him stay until then.
>>548255890I'm currently shitposting here, shitposting on another meme site, and working. Sometimes I'll have a long form video on youtube playing, but tonight's just music.And since it's Friday and I'm a wee bit pissed at my employers, I've popped open a couple of cold ones
>>548255890I listen to podcasts mostly. Currently going through all the old Hardcore History episodes.
>>548256130I was wondering about that, I'm not sure how it works, maybe stepping on it could pull on the actual meat part of it? Or maybe the Uma would be sitting down, thus allowing you to step on the part that hurts
>>548256172>shows up out of nowhere>wins the DAAAAAAAAHBY>fucks off never to be heard of againWhat was her problem?
>>548256130The tail would be a few inches long, no longer than a footBut then again, half of the fan art shows tails being prehensile, so who knows?
>>548255813Upper. Bottom might be too lewd
whenever I finish a run, I have another 30 tp to spend make it stop
>>548256130A horse tail, the part of it with sensation, is about 1.5 ft long. Not long for a horse but still about the same long as a dog's.
>>548256254>wanted to win the Derby>won the DerbySounds like peak german efficiency to me
>>548256341I have never refilled my TP and have a ton of the recovery juices left.
>>548256145You're right, I didn't mean it like that
>>548255387It's close to the same. Long races always create a bigger gap between whales and other players, and Unity Cup being an RNG fest favors massive grinders, but your chances of running into someone like that are still more or less the same (maybe a bit higher, but that's more a result of a slightly declining player base, not the race), and your odds of beating someone like that without equal effort or investment were always really fucking low, and even if they got halved that's not actually that much. The difference in stats might be more apparent now, but the difference in success rate will stay similar. Also, because of how incredibly RNG-dependent Unity Cup is, the actual quality of your cards matters slightly less. And again most of the things you're saying are required, actually aren't at all. You don't NEED Swinging Maestro (it's just a bit more reliable than other options), you don't NEED Riko (especially with high Stamina Umas), and... well, you do kind of really want a Kitasan and 1-2 other speed cards but that has literally ALWAYS been the case.
>>548256254Winning DARBY and marrying trainer-san are noble goals.
>>548256525guy who only has 1LB Kitasan
>Watch and be caught up with all of the Uma anime series>Ignored the BNW OVA the whole time because just never felt like watching OVAs>Finally get around to it>Actually enjoyed the slice of life shenanigans and the relay race teams being a mishmash of various UmasI'm so used to the formula of the anime series just basically being a reflection of their career and the characters around them being from the same era that it was kind of refreshing seeing the variety of the cast.Especially considering it was like Season 1 and released before the game came out so we had a peak of various non-release Umas so it was interesting to think what would become of them in hindsight.
>>548256489Dashing, really.
>>548256489oh my goodness
>got the flu vaccine>arm too sore to moveSorry danchou, no fan runs today
>>548256489
>>548256651I just watched the movie for the first time tonight, actually. I finally understand what Tachyonfags see in her nowPlease tell me Pokke doesn't suck in the game.
>>548256729it's been said that this same anon has gone on to reach the /uma/ record for single most jiggies attended in a single day
>>548254525>if anything it's less the case now because Unity makes your deck matter lessthat was the case for Virgo cup cant say its the same for Libra.my virgo aces barely reached 13k because I fooled around with hints and specific card events but I still easily got into group A, and even won plat.for libra I've used my strongest cards and have been reaching 14k or more and I can say that I'm still far from a result that could win
>>548256729New ConditionYou're dying
>>548256651i want just sol seasons like bnw, s3 shoulda been sol since kitas story is dull as dishwater
I want Urobuchi to do a Uma series.Magical umas
>>548256836>Tachyon suddenly quits in the middle of being defeated>look up irl as to why>the horse fucked up its tendon and while it could still walk, it couldn't go at racing speeds anymore.
>>548257063the middle of being undefeated, I meant.
>>548257127hag
>>548256450she's not even german...
>>548257202One is cuteOne is a broke midget
>>548257063While pushing them too hard doesn't help, bowed tendons are mostly genetic in origin as a lot of Tachyon's children sufffered from it too. It doesn't prevent them from going fast, it just makes it painful to do so and even after rest and rehabilitation makes it go away, it can flare up again later.
>>548256734how is that a night owl it's clearly not night...
>>548257208the germans arent german rn
>>548249214Her title is>Rudolf's last big starSo she's special in her own ways
so the Japan Cup IRL is today right? I was hoping to catch it, anyone have tips on where to find it live?
>>548257289Owls only come out at nightwho who whoooo thinks they come out during the day
>>548257325Yeah but not until late at night if you live in the US.
I think I need a break training for CM6. Everything about it so mentally exhausting and draining.
hi bros do i need 2 gold recoveries if i have 1200 stamina and 500 guts?
>>548257325The usual stream for keiba is https://kick.com/b01doghos so best to save that going forward. There's an anon that posts information on big G1 races who usually posts the stream link near the actual race too
>>548257506what do you think?
>>548257283One is a fat autistThe other is cute
>>548257506you always need two golds because there RNG in whether they proc
Spirit burst Urara can give you spurt
If you are over 1100 stam than one gold recovery is enough.Gemini I had 1000 stam, one old recovery and one white and that felt overkill.
>>54825732520 hours from now i think
>>548257576Uhara dressed like this>>548256037Makes me spurt
>>548257127tachyon is not that big
>>548257567you dont need to win every race with every one of your three aces
>>548257576the spirit burst is based on your trainees 'A' aptitudes
>>548257536oh excellent thank you
>finally watch the show>the vast majority of umas are just normal girls living regular lives, Tracen is for the elite racersOk if there's actually tons of umas out there, now it officially makes no sense that human women haven't been bred out of existence.
>>548257576there is no magic sauce for bubble farming
>>548257443https://jiggie.fun/XWKcR3
>>548257628But Urara isn't a sex obsessed uma
>unity cup>all circles prediction>lose 4/5>all triangles>sweep winsI HATE THIS GAME
Another 3 parent runs, another 3 garbage sparksGoodnight
>>548257506No, one on the mid race is fine
>>548257202>>548257283Both are cute and both are my daughters!!
>>548257723Uma is a recessive gene
ooo finally might have a sp offline game to scratch the uma itch https://store.steampowered.com/app/3562120/Magical_Princess/?queue=1
I WILL NEVER USE DEBUFFERSI WILL NEVER USE GOLD SHITI'D RATHER BE IN B FINALS AND KEEP MY SOVL THAN BE A SOULLESS METAFAG
>>548258117This is just Volcanic Princess
>crying about golshiSure is brown in here
>Agnes Tachyon says umas can run up to 70kph>Tazuna can chase them downLook, I'm not saying anything in particular, BUT
>>548258154i tried volcano shortly after uma, i couldn't tolerate its garbage eng translation and janky ui. This games demo already seems to be superior in both
>>548258221shut up tazuna is a human
The brown small man has spoken, we're in prime brown hours.
>>548258193shut up jeet
Jokes on you, I'm running so fast I've gone past brown. I became black!
>>548258353>fail eventWell at least I don't have to deal with further consequences of that now
>>548258117>>548258154But, can you marry your daughter? You can't do that in Volcanic Princess.
>>548258131Teio wouldn't say this
>>548258498What would Teio say?
>>548258131Teio would say this
>>548258330Dia wouldn't do this.
>>548258628Debuffers every CM no matter the distanceGoldship love and respectA finals or death
>>548258498>>548258628Teio would sayHey, do you know Trainer-san's favorite food flavoring???UmaMEumami lol
>>548258628>McQueen, I'm cumming!
Rice VILLAIN would say that
what happens when you no longer need any new trainees
>>548258719Haha that's so funny bwo*fingers your butt*
My best selector option is just getting Creek to 3lb, right?
>>548258789Just roll better.
>>548258329whatonly shitskins complain about herand if you think golshi is bad now just wait until the other meta ends come like orfevre, brownoids will be completely mindbroken
>>548258631>will never have thiswhy even live?
>>548258789yes
>>548258781you glue the old ones
>>548258849darkest hands in all of /uma/ right now
>>548258849Why are you SEAs so self-hating? Calling others shitskins when you're just as brown as them is pretty sad
>>548259023have you seen how we SEAmonkeys look like and how we have to live? of course we'd hate ourselves
>>548258910>>548259023I'm white but whatever helps you cope
grinding golshi week just got me bored of training gold ship
>>548259121Sure you are kiddo
>disagrees>this must be the color of the skinwhy are people so primitive?
hmmm I'm still behind monthly quota...what should I do....
>>548259195t.chesnut
>>548258221
>>548259195they need to eat more
>>548258628>Torena, I'm cumming!
Rolling for Cafe so my wife Tachy has a friend to be with during CM
>>548259195Where do you think you are?
fat fucks
How come this game doesn't have a butt slut character?
>>548259420Rice ANTAGONIST
>>548259195Get in the pool fatty
>>548259420Your Teio?https://litter.catbox.moe/ow7jy8aqs4hguisd.png
>>548259420Bro, your Kingu?
>>548259420Because if you touch them back there they kick you
>No Long Spark>Low rolled Green despite getting it to lvl 5>No URA Spark>But hey, 3 spark speedI don't want to run Parent Ryan anymore... I may have to settle for this for my end closer team.
>>548259195>>548259329Die
>>548259420is that a codeword for black people?
>>548256836The plot is bog standard to me but I do really love how they shot Tachyon's scenes like a psychological horror film.
>>548258628
>>548257648>>548258040>>548257608thanks bros
>>548259468Teio doesn't look too happy there
>>548259570I say all that all the time
>>548259420We have Kingu. Agnes agrees, don't bother her about it.
Orange
>>548259647>agnes
hishi is kinda orange
spe just failed at summer camp with just 11% rate.
strange how umas are mostly white when they're all from arab horses
>>548259287play another jiggie
I am just a silly trainer.
>>548259662Is this a japanese joke?
>>548259662Love
>>548259662
>>548243342protection when falling off a horse
>>548259817No idea
>>548257506if you need one, you'll need two, sounds retarded but it is what it is. If 1200 stamina and 500 guts was enough for only one one recovery, you should have taken zero.
>>548259886It amuses me that these two are room mates
this is the 3rd time I got this event and it's just the junior year>please fatten that ass up.jpg
>"First Rainbow Crystal Shard is gained at 300k points, nice.">"And the second Shard is gained at 600k points. So it goes by intervals of 300k. Next Shard should be 900k then.">920,000Why did Cygames fuck with my OCD like this?
Post Dober with snow
Bwos I have 1m points already, this game is taking control of my life
...ikuno...........dictus.........
800 stamina is enough if she procs both recoveries
>>548260065It's a shame that your uma doesn't get plump after she fails that event and gets the fat status.
people pulled for the dictus card just to use the card as their pic
>>548260219Points?
>>5482602764th time...
>>548260224Is something funny about my trainee's name? Ikuno... Dictus..?
>>548260319you know... the halloween event points? Those points precisely made for (you) to farm shards? I cleared the event yesterday...
>>548259624Not my problem. That's what she gets for failing two 12% trainings in a fucking row
>>548260219not that hard if you're using double tp, it's like 20 runs for 1m
I look like this and do this
>>548260589gross
>>548260219I have 800k and I only do 3 runs a day. It ain't that special.
>>548260589I look like this and do this
>>548259570The Walt Whitman of 4chan
>>548260331>>548260224Ikuno this.*unzips Dictus*
>>548260762cafes too cute, no way ill be able to resist
>>548260589>>548260762based>>548260626you're brown
Pretty sure most of you don't even play the game anymore and just want to post about umas all day.
>>548260589Anyone has Kingu dancing during Digitan's career? I think it's during dance practice
>>548260885you ARE gross AND you are brown
>>548260913playing the game is tiring and I only use my tp twice a dayumaposting is fun and cute, and sometimes sexy
Is the meta for CM7 going to be Ryan/Dober/Seiun?
>>548260913Spending Double TP spend means I have more time to shitpost here anon
Bros i'm seeing some absolutely ridiculous replies. You only need a ballpark of 850 stamina and a good amount of guts with 2 golds to win long. You don't need 2 gold at 1200 stamina.
oneesama
>>548261063850 + 2 gold is gambling territory, you'd need both golds to proc (which depending on your wit situation, can either be 60 to 70%)
>>548261063
>>548261063First time here?
>>548260589cute and hot
Am I not a grown ass man?What the fuck are you talking about?
I wish Nice Nature would rape me so hard I cum thrice in her pussy in one orgasm
>>548261098I look like that and do that
actually I used sim and it showed me that 1200 + 2 golds easily beats what you said so checkmate loser
>>548261217You either listen and behave or Super Creek will spank you. Your choice.
>>548261217uma rape attack rates spike at summer camp, it's for your own safety
>>548249205this bratty gyaru just took a bite of MY ice cream, how should i correct her behavior
>>548261172You're missing the point
>>548261217Just ask her how many babies.
>>548261217Marked.
>>548261221Teio...
>>548261287>IWN be spanked by Super CreekWhy even live?
>>548261217Just put the bib on already
>he trusted the ""vfalator""lmeow
>>548261591Me on the left.
What the fuck did she mean by this?
Can you guys help me choosing golshi skills? thanks in advanceStat is about 1100/1050/800/450/400 with long S992 points remain, 2 gold recovery already boughtEmperor might - 180Trium pulse - 160Non dis - 81Firm - 72Corner/Prof - 108/270Ramp up/It's on - 170/323Nimble/NSM - 150/285Standing by - 108Straight spurt - 117Inside scoop - 128Flustered front - 117Flustered late - 91Stam eater - 128Umastan - 160Early start - 144Ignite SPD - 140
>>548257979
>didn't get the long S
>>548261591
>>548261786Sweep Tosho shaking her hips...
>>548261829Why did you buy 3 recoveries with 1200 stamina, this isn't Christmas Oguri.
>>548261829BUHIIIII
>>548261784NSM and spurt are mandatoryemperor might and firm are standout picks imothe rest just try to add the most efficient velocity options
>>548261784buy goldsthen buy skills with (long)then buy skills with (end closer)
Pro-tip: Uma-stan will pace down you if there's no front runners. If the CM turns out to be little front runners with little accels then getting uma stan on goldship is a bad idea.
dodododo dosuno dosunoooooo
>>548262053There's an easy solution to this problem anon, you have 3 team members for a reason
>>548262053most of the time getting 2 white velocity is better value anyways with the way unity bombs you with hints
>>548262129The solution is to lose an ace for a skill and help other goldships
O-Oisu!*rapes you unconfidently*
>>548262074
>>548262198It also blocks pace promotion which is the one way gold ship can lose.
>>548261991I didn't really have anything else and removing one lowers my survival rate. I'll leave the gambling for the ends.also budget deck bros it can be done
Just watched a streamer showcase mant runs. Global is fucking doomed
>>548262408mant is five gorillians days away
>>548262264>in the middle of trainer rape>"trainer am I doing this right?">"oh uh sorry I need to take my fingers out of your mouth before you can talk, there go ahead now!"What would you even say in this situation?
>>548262332Sparks?
a piggu with @VF in the name is joining all my cm rooms... I'm doomed in CM if I cn't beat him, right?
>>548262408>>548262450What is maint going to do huh? Rape me?
>>548262548This game has matchmaking and stealth elo so no
>@VFwhy are there so many people at VF's place
>>548260589No fucking way your hair is that long
>>548262684What's VF?
>>548262731Virtua Fighter
>>548262408If they know what's good for the game they'd release Grand Live simultaneously.
>>548262642>stealth eloI've heard this a few times and based on my win rates and the people I get matched with inf inals, I think it's bullshit.
>>5482625046* power 12* stam.
>>548262904Why are they like this? They have their own trainer to be lovey dovey with
>>548262841Any URA Finale procs? Which stats did you burst on?
>>548262943that trainer is (you)
>>548241702CYGAMES PLEASEI NEED 5 BORROWS...
>>548262980Impossible. I only ever trained one uma (my CF).
>>548262642>>548262821elo would make no sense anyways since this game is more like rock paper scissors than it is about actual skill. You can just randomly run into some guy who brought umas that counter yours unless you pigged unless you brought gold shit
Chose your clw
tags: mindbreak, netorare, orgasm denial, corruption
>>548263113I really like Dants and her cheese
every day im kinda amazed how cygames struck gold with the concept of umamusumehorseracing world itself basically builds the storylines and personalities for cygames to adoptand people care about umas BECAUSE they are tied to those real events
>>548262904What having multiple trainees does to a man
>>548261784NSMSSuma stancorner adeptinside scoopfirm conditionnon standard distance
>>548261784as long as you take nsm and spurt you're all good
>No stopping me!>gets stopped
>>548263113I think Doto is softer and comfier to hug. So I choose her.
>>548263113
>>548262993
>>548262973No URA. I play by feel but burst speed at the start because I had just dropped a spd card for stamina but once I started getting the rolls I did power mostly with some stamina.
>>548261784>golshijust put them through some rng generator, she's so ridiculously overpowered on the track skills doesn't matter
I choose Seiun Sky
me in the left corner
how do they make future horses strong?Like how do they make a busted late surger or fronts in the future
https://x.com/nikkan_ota/status/1994566598234124616?s=20
>>548261786Literally everything Sweepy does is so erotic. I would literally never stop cumming inside her pussy. God I can't wait to make love to Sweepy 24/365
>>548263474she's a juvenile
>>548263332Based
what is the point of running 4x mlb wit 2x spd for sprinters? I'm trying to do this w/ bakushin and every run just ends up dogshit cause she doesn't have enough speed, the fuck am I doing wrong
Post more puffy umanko
>>548263474Are you sure you can withstand 24 hours of yada yada
>>548263417>release uma's unique skillIf you're in the front on the final corner, gain additional speed.>also comes with Cooldown and Speed Star in Potential>year 4 uma's unique skillIf you're in the front on the second half of the race, gain additional speed; or if you're well-positioned in the final corner in Nakayama Race course during summer and on wet turf and about to overtake someone and about to be overtaken, greatly increase speed and acceleration>also comes with Swinging Maestro and In Body and Mind as Potential and has upgraded version of In Body and Mind that also increases acceleration
>>548263474I don't think Tracen would approve...
umamusume 2 when
>>548263657this isn't an uma...it's a DONKEY
>>548253771I stopped giving a fuck after a single win in CM. It's just all rng anyway.
>>548263123Ogurin...
>>548263759my first CM was taurus and I was severely outmatched every single raceand then gemini came and I got beaten up even worseI did win the 2 mile CMs, but no one should take CMs seriously
fuck long CMs
With how quickly CMs have been happening, I haven't intentionally spark farmed in a long time. The anniversary update really screwed over making parents, didn't it? Getting the important epitaphs was always a bit RNG but you just can't statcheck your way through. difficult pronunciation uma always gets fucked on one of 'em. And my god is it demoralizing to win 18 G1s and get two greens and a 1* wit. Honestly need want bot at this point.
I jobbed to my own Tamamo...
>>548255762Y'all was ruined when it was co-opted by thick glasses wearing beard waxing flannel wearing pg facing nintendo loving self aware so randumb millenials that I far too often have to bump shoulders with.
>>548255890Shitposting on /uma/ of course.
>>548241854Everybody is updating their gemini team to a libra team for long TT... it's over...
>10 spirit bursts, get golden skill>5 @ vs riko>still lose 2/5dumbest shit ever
>>548263570If you hit the rest button you've fucked up.
>>548263159Kancolle but better. (because ships aren't living creatures)
>>548264071fuck trainees
>>548253771I'm a proud Miletard. I put an effort and win only Mile CMs. I'm satisfied with silver for the rest.
>>548264564
>>548264564Rejected. Instead, help finish this jiggie >>548257821
>>548264564But only the busty and brown ones!
>>548264716>bustyWhy>brownWhy??
>>548253771>bro just get as much speed and power as mile but also 1000 stamina 500 guts and 2 goldsL*ng CMs can fuck off
mmmmmmmmmm chocolate
baker?
