Python Commando Edition>Previous>>548524653>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSOct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHoNov 06 Dev Team Interview 1 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/571520933631623429Dec 02 Python Commandos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPp9ZCgrP8>LATEST PATCHESOct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366Nov 04 1.004.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/687488077158942133Nov 18 1.004.102 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/600795216679535663
I just started the game yesterday, is it already dead? Is there any big DLC or updates to bring people back?
>>548584812I will probably never unequip this AR
>>548584812Im going to edit the next OP. Nobody reads them anyway.
>>548585201define dead, because there should still be enough people playing to find a group in short time
>>548585201there's 50k people playing right now and we're on the end of the worst content drought we've had (so far) with new stuff coming out in like 12 hours
>>548585201I mean the original FOTM craze has been over for like 1.5 yearsAnyway, highly anticipated warbond (basically a pack of new items) in like 10 hours I think, plenty of people will return for a while. Also we've had hints that they will be adding some new enviroments... soon???????
>>548585201200k players per major update, bigger than most PvE games.
>>548585201People pretend like it is but it's not. Currently all time lows for playercount though because we just had a 3 month content drought while they "fixed" game performance.Warbond tomorrow and then probably robot commando mission dlc at the game awards or earlyish next year. Also unless you're experiencing the windows 11 freezing shit the game has probably never been in a better state. Actually just got a few of my friends in to it. Enjoy it because the game is still fun when you're good, but wayyy more fun when you're bad. Playing with noobs is the only way I can feel it again vicariously.
>>548586731It's over
>>548584812On the topic of backpack support weapons: Come up with one that's stupid, insane, fun, or all of the above. Bonus points for making it even more so when team reloaded.>fuckoff huge scattergun that coats the battlefield with AP3 shrapnel, like having a smaller and weaker horizontal-firing Orbital Airburst on demand>backpack fed flamethrower with dual tank system, has three times the range of the handheld versions and twice the damage, if the tank gets hit with any sort of damage it instantly explodes, doing more damage the more fuel is left>portable mine launcher, programmable mines for AT or anti-personnel, lets you deploy the stratagem mines exactly where you aim them, mines take 5 seconds to arm so they have to be placed before a fight>anti tank rifle, fires high durable damage AP5 rounds with a moderate rate of fire without the need to charge each shot, firing in any stance but prone will ragdoll you like a full Variable discharge>tactical grenade launcher, "programming" the ammo causes you to unload the weapon and swap out a different ammo type from the backpack before you can fire it again, and each grenade type is kept track of separately, but you can fire HE, incendiary, smoke and stun rounds from the same weapon>portable crew machine gun, it can't actually be fired until it's deployed, but provides the firepower of one gun of the HMG Emplacement with massively reduced recoil
>>548586542>then probably robot commando mission dlcI think squid ruins are more likely
>>548586542>Warbond tomorrow and then probably robot commando mission dlc at the game awards or earlyish next year.the last time a warbond released not on a thursday is when urban legends released on the same day as omens of tyranny
>>548585201I cant even think of any other coop shooter thats doing better, nor would I want to get invested in any of the "competition" >Darktides big new class is HIVesCUM>Arc Raiders was fun but is already turning from PvPvE to pure PvP>DRG is abandoned by the devs >Vermintide 2 is ok but stagnated >Space Marine 2 is about to release a new class and only allow 1 player at a time to play it while also filled with the most archaic boring grindy gameplay imaginable Its grim out there for casual coop with randoms
>>548586958>>548586731I mean the last guy do to a Helldivers-like movie filmed it to be a campy criticism of the book and it turned into Starship Troopers so maybe this will work out.
>>548587090Was there 2 warbonds in a short amount of time during that release window? Because I doubt they'll release the commando missions without the stealth bond.
People are going to be blown away when the Stealth warbond also drops in 11 hours with the new Stealth mission type
MO doesn't line up, no content tomorrow (today)
>>548587407That just means the new content is in 1d 16hr after the warbond tonight
>>548586542>game is still fun when you're good, but wayyy more fun when you're bad. Playing with noobs is the only way I can feel it again vicariouslyThis is why I unironically enjoy the console version of the game. Got the xbox port when it released and the retarded controls and leveling progress, along with playing with other noobs and console players makes the game a lot more engaging and fun desu
>>548587496why not just enable crossplay?
Squids are boring as fuck. There is 0 challenge, ever, in any shape or form. I think the only time you could potentially even die is if five or more tripods spawned at once but outside of that never happening situation its a joke.
>>548587407I'm trying to hammer the fact that we won't get proper content until TGA just so anons don't get their hopes crushed when nothing happens tomorrow
>>548587829So increase the challenge yourself. Go in with one less stratagem, bring a suboptimal loadout, you have so many options that you simply refuse to take because you actually like how easy it is.
>>548588004>Self made challengeFucking cope out response kill yourself and even a liberator and frag mines has ZERO challenges to face.
>>548587310
>>548587829The leviathan and stingrays get me a lot, but yeah that's just like a random "were you paying attention?" check, not something that's actually challenging.>>548588004I could pretty easily solo d10 squids with a just liberator and EAT.
>>548588004I kinda agree but it also feels lame that the only way to make a faction engaging is to purposely gimp yourself. I really hope AH does something with these squiggers soon. I feel like the next arc is just going to be the current illuminate trying to bring over the cult guys with the help of ancient structures. So we won't get the new units for a while
>>548588004While I generally agree and most nerfsissies shrimply use OP meta shit instead of doing what you suggest - it's kinda true that squids just aren't a threat. The heart of the issue IMO is with how many lives we get on high difficulties. It's less noticable on bugs and bots because getting in to a deathloop is possible on those fronts, but unless you're braindamaged or out in the open against 15 flying overseers a death loop on squids (i.e. the only thing capable of whittling through your surplus lives) isn't possible.
>>548586958>I'm not familiar with what I'm adapting but that's actually a good thingHow do they fall for it every time?
>>548587305The problem is that in order to criticize something effectively, you have to understand it first.
>>548588471>>548588640just challenge yourself more
>>548588674A helldivers movie was never going to be good but "I'm not familiar with what I'm adapting but that's actually a good thing" and it's cousin "I'm am familiar with what I'm adapting and actually I hate it so let me give you my take that's a fuck you to the fans (empoweringly)" directors/writers/etc. need to receive the death penalty.
>>548588947>"Alright guys I'm about to make squid missions losable."
>>548588861The director did not understand the book at all.
how many hours left guys?
Please don't be so ableist. They're challenged enough as it is. This post was generated by AI.
>>5485895978 hours, 54 minutes left.
>>548589670None of the factions are hard. We need a D11 with no revives.
>>548589676lovely, just enough time for a big nap
>>548589670These factions are too hard. Set the difficulty cap to D6 and double the reinforcement count.
>>548589754You've outgrown this experience. It's time to move on.This post generated by AI.
>>548589985Im too hard send big booty latina milfs in my area today
So is all of this "dissident" stuff actually going to lead to Faction #4 or is this all one big muh Trump commentary
>>548590068There is no evidence of a faction 4 coming
why are we speedrunning low quality bait?
>>548590068you tell us
>>548586958>>548586731A Helldivers movie could only be good if it comes across like something the Ministry of Truth itself produced and the producers can trust the audience to realize that the whole thing is propaganda.
>>548588861This is precisely why the director's criticism of Starship Troopers not only failed, but backfired tremendously
>Lose connection to host>Immediately check recent players menu to rejoin>4/4
>>548590758It's bugged out, happens even if you get kicked from a lobby. Just right click and rejoin
>>548590068Its going to be PVP. Two teams of 4, SEAF for both sides. The enemy team is skinned to look like dissidents for you. Each team has multiple objectives to defend. You need to deplete the opposing teams reinforcements and wipe them, or complete the objectives to win. Source: I made it up.
>>548590232look up how a test screening works
>>548586975>charged smoke launcher, different from regular smoke, meant to be used in tandem with arc weapons, you launch a canister that detonates into zappy smoke with the same radius as an Orbital Smoke Strike, any time you hit the zappy smoke cloud with arc weapons, everything inside takes damage>microwave area denial ray, AP5 ray that's mostly only visible as a wobbly heat distortion, alternate between a wide band ray for moderate damage against multiple targets in a cone in front of you, and narrow band ray, which deals high damage to a single target at short-medium range, microwave cooks enemy from inside out, team reload single use magnetrons IMPORTANT: CERTAIN METAL SURFACES REFLECT MICROWAVES>intelligun, high RoF, AP2 smartgun with recoil stabilization and auto-aim, unlike the Stalwart it has no firerate selector, but you can select whether or not smart targeting is on or off, cann only fire while locked while in smart targeting mode, team reload backpack with LCD display
>>548591056You mean some kike just calling in their local crook and hiring based entirely on vibes and nepotistic favors?You're delusional if you think hollywood has any sort of due process, it's a mafia fit and purpose built for propaganda.
>>548590838Wait really??? This whole time, I thought people were instantly joining before I could rejoin.
>>548590838Not true, I only host and refuse to join other people's lobbies and this shit happens to others all of the time. Someone loses connection and another person takes the slot before they can rejoin. People's friends have bitched about it to me in the past so I know they aren't just leaving. Really wish AH would give people who disconnect a 2 or 3 minute window to get back in.
>>548591801They are>>548591839
>>548537115What is this?
>>548592053It's what everyone is imagining the Maxigun is going to be like.
>>548591579jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
>Tomorrow
ADD NADE LAUNCHER AND SPEAR ROCKET FRV VARIANTSADD SPACE MISSIONSADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIESADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MORE UNITSADD GAS GIANT PLANETSADD INDUSTRIAL SHIP BUILDING YARDS TILESETADD INDUSTRIAL AUTOMATON FACTORIES TILESETADD EVERGREEN FORESTS TILESETADD SUBURBAN TILESETADD APCADD TANKADD BIKEADD ARMOR PAINTADD MISSING STRATAGEMSADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATIONADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTSADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONSBUFF ASSAULT RIFLES (FOR REAL)BUFF SMGS (FOR REAL)BUFF SHOTGUNS (YES, FOR REAL)BUFF SOLO SILO (FOR REAL)BUFF FLAMERS AND FIRE DAMAGE (FOR REALLY REAL)BUFF HMGFIX DILIGENCE/AMR SCOPE BUGDELETE DURABLE DAMAGEREWORK ARMOR PENDELETE GAMEGUARDDELETE DUPLICATE ASSETSREWORK JOELDELETE ALEXUSDELETE SCAMS-YOUR-MONEYDELETE INDIADELETE TRANNIESMAKE THE GAME 40 GIGS OR LESS.
>>548592473>Helldivers Active>108yeah you might be on to something
>>548592234faggot
>>548592473>low effort reskinned voteless extermination missionI know this is fake but do you retards actually want this braindead boring shit?
im ready
>>548586958>I'm not familiar with what I'm adapting but that's actually a good thingI wish Los Angeles was nuked off the face of the earth already. Nothing of value would be lost.
>parody of a parodyit didn't even began
>>548591839I wonder how AH handles matchmaking. I've been in public lobbies where it's just me and one other player for most of the match, and others where players insta-joim after someone leaves.
>>548593068incels wanting to live out their gestapo / mass shooter fantasy, honestly i don't know why they can't just join ICE and actually do it IRL but then again they are a bunch of useless good for nothing incels
>>548592053Its a GPU benchmark cutscene, not sure I remember what they called these, because nobody really uses them anymore. Its probably 15+ years old.
>>548592473>Dripku can't play the game to save his life>Can casually make completely new enemies for funThis game will have a long, storied life as soon as Arrowhead abandons it.
>>548590068>community turning on AH>Sloptubers shitting on the game>players leaving for slop raiders or whatever>new major order about weeding out dissidentsNothing gets past you guys huh
Doors open for you, white man!
>>548594059I honestly just think Helldivers is a cooler setting than 40K, or rather it could be if it was allowed to be.
>>548592569Wow I almost agree with all of these.
>>548594257I like to think I am a reasonable person. Have a nice night!
if I were Arrowhead, I would hunt down all the nerf trannies and remove all of their purchased warbonds and stratagems from their account and leave them only the peacemaker pistol and disable their ability to pick up teammates support weapon and see how they fare.
The blob refuses to engage with squid defenses at all. How can arrowhead and Joel fix this?
airburst turret
>>548593684Imagine if not Sweden https://youtu.be/Ey0qs2ENVQc
>>548594173both games could be better if they werent in the rancid grip of swedes
>>548587829Squids only feel challenging solo. I bring anti chaff and they're fucking stupid easy. They get easier the more anti chaff you bring. With like no downsides.
>>548594059Reinstalled for the HIV but they reworked and reset talent trees in the past few months. Annoying honestly I'll just wait to start over with the new class. I get triggered copying builds when I don't know what every little thing does and how they interact with each other.
>>548594427Squid defense campaigns have literally nothing that makes them unique from liberation campaigns. Not even bricks, which is usually only a defense mission, is also a liberation mission for ayys because Borkhead knows the ayys have been contentless mission wise since they introduced that faction a year ago.
>>548594173>I honestly just think Helldivers is a cooler setting than 40KWhat setting? The entire setting is an entire joke. it couldve been cooler but Swedes are incapable of being genuine and everything needs to be a surface level joke about incorrectly parodying fascism or another "america bad, amirite?" reference.
>>548594674NTA but what exactly do you think 40k is?
I'm so glad others play city maps. Cause fuck that.
You only think Helldivers is cool because it lets you live out a commando fantasy, but the actual world of the game is pure tongue in cheek swedish millennial slop and cringe inducing. The only good that'll come out of the movie is seeing the Critical Drinker tear into it for being absolute slop.
>>548590232So, Starship Troopers.
>>548594915>Critical Drinker
>>548594669When squids first showed up they only had invasions. The invasions had negative modifiers unlike bug and bot defense. Arrowhead just copypasta'd the invasion code for squids to liberation campaigns and left the invasion code for squid defenses.
>>548594825>"40k is le parody!"It started as a parody until GW realized they have something good on their hands and started taking it seriously.
>>548595029Redditors think he's a nazi bigot, you contrarian nigger.
>>548593068It would be kind of fun to have the civilians running away from you. You'd have to destroy buildings where they're hiding, kill a certain number before they escape. Like an inverted version of the evac missions, with a bit of the factory strider convoy thrown in, since you're trying to kill them before they leave the map
>>548595050That really pissed me off. Defense missions were nice cause you didn't have to roll shit modifiers.
>>548594345Ya u too buddy
>>548595050I honestly forgot they had negative modifiers. They're such nothing effects that I don't notice them when wipe a map in like 8 minutes and extract. Other than many the extraction times being longer, but if I'm really feeling annoyed by them I'll just bring extraction booster - because they ayys are such a weak fuck faction that I don't need quality of life boosters, just a booster to get me to the next mission faster - or I'll just quickplay into a mission, complete main objective, then leave to go to the next mission to do main again because I don't get anything from extracting at this point in the game.
Can wait for a full lobby of minigun wielding chads, ungodly amount of izzat
Calling your fictional world "Satire" is just a shield shitty world builders use to deflect criticism from their bland and uninteresting setting.
>>548594475They made a simulationist engine with all these pieces that are able to be mixed around and still work and I can't but sometimes see so much lost potential.
>>548596091Glazedivers.....our response???
>>548594401This would be a fun game mode, actually. Civilian reserves without Helldiver weapon authorization. You'd have to make do with the Peacemaker, maybe a double-barrel shotgun if you can find it
it's weird how you never hear lefties complain about their ideology being satirized
>"In our game you play as the evil faction!">"Oh, really? Well all our enemies are muderous robots, hippo sized bugs that proliferate out of control and even warp the planet itself in a shockingly small time span and an alien species that hates our existence and turns our people into zombies and abomination of flesh. Do we at least do anything in game that justifies their hatred for us like do we kill unarmed rebels trying to flee North Korea style?">"Nah, you just get multiple text messages about the government crashing out over hair"
when the helldivers movie comes out we will be playing the most popular game ever, bigger than avatar. bigger than titanic.
>>548596973when does that game release?
>>548596814grown adults can handle jokes, manchildren can't
>>548596814yeah they shoot up schools instead
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>>548596137Imagine if Swedes actually cared more about their game being fucking awesome than some vaguely described "grunt fantasy"
>>548597434
>>548597434+Izzat
>>548597434>NERF SMOKEhow can you possibly make it any more shit?
I cant wait for the source code to leak and we all find out the game actually tries to force you to die by spawning a ton of patrols on you
>>548596137That's not realistic
>>548597434Bufftroon false flag.
>>548590232>muh media literacyI think I enjoy interpreting things as I like them. Are you mayhaps brown?
>>548597808Thats just how nerftroons sound
>nerf troon now backpedals because he's losing izzatlmao
>>548596137I fucking hate arrowhead so much
>>548597931Maybe if you are a HRT-ridden buffkek.
>>548596814Of course they don't. Because their response is to kill you instead of complain about it.
>>548597494With that many gunships/leviathans/flying Godzilla laser dragons that last one is from a different video in the air all at once I'd imagine things would get crazy enough to still allow for all the grunt action Arrowhead could ever dream of. Maybe uncap the respawn ticket limit for players when pumping the gameplay up to 11 instead of leaving that option for escalation in the audio settings menu.
>>548597637>In addition to blocking line of sight, added accuracy penalty for player's guns shooting through it that makes them less accurate for muh realism or something>This doesn't apply to bots by the way lmao
>>548596814All leftist streamers do is whine and bitch.
>>548597192>>548598206that's not what the data says :)
>>548598685What group records and reports that data.
>>548594401defaultdiver build is quite strong even on D10, shitter
>>548597434>NERF BOTH SICKLES
>>548596536it sounds fun on paper. were you here for the recent Constitution MO? it was pure swigger-fueled aids.
>>548598178+Izzat
>>548600084Everyone remembered its unfiltered dog shit. It's great
>add bolt-action rifle>no stripper clips>no opticsAnother missed opportunity for kino. Deliberate swigger self-sabotage is the only explaination.
>>548602071The Constitution was a free weapon, why would they make it actually good?
>>548602071How dare you expect useable equipment in your realistic milsim half-finished $60 live service game
>>548603014Wasn't it 40$?
>>548602543This would be sorta viable argument (even if incresibly jewish and swedish) if they actually tried selling us a proper bolt action sniper but they didn't even fucking do that.They just made a shitty one, as a joke I guess, then called it a day with no plans to actually make money by giving us a good version.
>We already have your money, why should we waste our time making the game better? :))))
>>548603253>he's the reason Hello Neighbor 2 failed
>>548603136600,000 rupee sir
>>548603162Unless they do another Masters of Ceremony type worthless warbond, we probably aren't going to be seeing another bolt action rifle. Only way they make a bolt action primary not-dogshit is with AP4 and a larger magazine.
>>548597434I did not write this but ur based
>>548603136You could say... it was a steal
Time to start up this old chestnut>Super Earth is objectively a better planet than IRL earth>One government controls the entire planet with multiple sub-regions run locally >Every person is by default a citizen with the exact same rights and obligations >You are not judged for being a man or woman, black or white, or any sexual definition, only your service to Super Earth matters >Global development is limited to what is necessary (including breeding) for the planet to survive without destroying it or other planets >Lives in harmony with the planet itself (large protected natural reserves) >Overarching objective is the progress of humanity to thrive and the collective good, rather than wasting time on unnecessary things which we suffer under such as; religion, culture, self-identity, self-choice, political parties, political choice, ectOnce again a parody turns into a utopia example of how humans should be. The only thing that's bad about this setting is the self-made enemies we are at war with but IRL we don't have those.
>he bought the propaganda
>>548604902>he can't refute the facts
I like libpen. It feels serious. Just werks
HELLDIVERS NEVER DIE!
>anon discovers /hdg/>they discover what satire is>ego death meltyDisappointing.
post your melee kills before the chainsaw releases to prove you're a meleeCHAD and not just a fucking poser
>>548605706That words doesn't mean what you think it does
game killing update tomorrow
>>548605706see:>>548596091
>Some idiot randomly throws cluster bomb on me>I somehow survive standing between buildings>I turn to look at him and hes completely dumbfounded>Kick himGods on my side, troon. Get out of my lobby
>he gave me a (You)>I'm not giving him one1-0
>>548604803>IRL we don't have those
>>548605802why are you not showing your death count?
>>548606000he's a bugdiver, you can extrapolate
>>548605995Post proof of alien life and not just your cum sock
>they give (You)'s for freeSocialist behavior. A (You) must be earned and cherished, grouptroons. Let me guess, you team reload and resupply your teammates for free too?
>>548604803Weren't some of those large natural resource reserves mentioned in one of the flavor text dispatches as being consumed? And there are also different classes of citizens and while they may have the same responsibilities I don't think they have the same rights.
>>548603472To be fair, who gives a fuck about hello neighbour 2?
>>548606369Shh we don't talk about that
>>548605802I have like 3k
>>548603849I have been playing Halo since 2004 and I don't get these Atriox posts. They are probably funny but it goes to show how (un)memorable the Infinite campaign really was.
>>548597434>NERF SUPPLY PACK>NERF THERMITENo true nerftroon would say this, as those are their crutches to say the game is too easy (and thus demand nerfs)
>>548606479I don't necessarily mind talking about it, the satire behind the game and whatnot. I get that it also is possibly just a bait post but I don't think all the points that were originally brought up have absolutely no merit.
>>548607069classic bufftroon projection. le sigh
>>548604803>with the exact same rights and obligationsThere are explicitly separate classes of citizen who are given different rights and handouts.
>>548605802Melee weapons are for virgins. Start putting more lead down range.
What's the buzzing gonna be?
As an autistic man, one of the largest appeals of a fascist society like Super Earth is the rigid social structure. Everyone knows their place, and there's no ambiguity or unspoken rules of conduct to remember. If you act in an antisocial manner, you get sent to a camp or executed, which to me seems better than risking some sort of uncomfortable verbal confrontation. Sometimes I like to imagine my life on Super Earth and how much better it'd be. I'd be a class A citizen of course, owing to my natural superiority. If one of the lower class citizens ever made fun of me or refused to date me, I could just have them disappeared.
>>548607398>shots firedIt really is that simple.
>>548607958Autistic people get aborted. You don't exist.
>>548607958Feeling extra fascist today.
Will be giving 10$ to Sweden in a few hours. They deseve it.
>>548608527wtf is this real?
>>548607357I love wearing my model citizen armor
>>548593684>>548594475>zoomer mogs the fuck out of irontranny>shows leaks with no cryptic bullshitlol lmao even. Poetic to see that faggot get fucked by AH despite working with them
>>548607357>handoutsthat sounds like some commie pinko nazi bullshit
>>548607958>>548608365Autistic people aren’t writing well-articulated 4chan posts they’re screeching and bashing holes into drywall with their forehead and scratching and having breakdowns at their paraprofessional handlers. You’re not autistic you’re just a fucking awkward weirdo, sorry. Autism is a malformation of the brain, there’s nothing wrong with your brain, you just have a shitty personality.>but I was ((((((diagnosed)))) !!!Those fake doctors hand out diagnosis such as yours like free mints in the bowl at their front desk. Literally grow up and stop crutching with pretend illnesses like some redditor.
Bros I just want the grenade rifle I love underbarrel launchers so much I dont care if that shit is gonna be the worst thing in existence, I WILL be the default armor designated demo diver.
MADARCHOD BEHN LE KAUDE GANDUTHE COOLDOWN PENALTY IS NOT ACCEPTABLE YOU BLOODY BASTARDTHE HELLDIVERS TWO MUST PROVIDE STRESS FREE GAMEPLAY OR THE BALANCE IS NOT GIVENCHUTIYA RANDI PROSTITUTE ALABELE GUNGDO
Cool or cringe?
>>548608765>Autistic people aren’t writing well-articulated 4chan postswhat do you mean? you just wrote one...
>>548608892
>>548608882Are you just building exosuit?
>>548608882I think the mechs are pretty cool, so I'd like to build some. It'd be neat to kitbash them with the various turret weapons, but I don't have a printer :<
>>548586975>Electromagnetic Acceleration Blunderbuss, EAB-104>Utilizes electromagnets to accelerate a cluster of metal projectiles at extremely high speeds >High penetration shotgun>Each shot must be charged but is variable, more charge increases damage, penetration, and decreases spread>Has three fire modes, each affecting the magnetic strength to change spread pattern: standard, horizontal duckbill, vertical duckbill
>>548608882that's a really nice print, but the yellow is the incorrect shade so they should all be thrown in the garbage
>>548607721Either the chainsaw or the minigun.
>>548608882Looks like fun, so it's cool. Keep us updated, I would love to see a finished exosuit model.
>>548608882I think they're neat
>>548596137They could do this literally next week if they wanted to, they literally just don't want to.
>>548586975napalm autocannon
>>548609560>They could do thisI genuinely don't think they could
>>548607170>Notice how the nerftranny has to real responsele sigh
>>548608892That’s what I mean if you want to call me a faggot or a douchebag or an idiot fine whatever but I’m just those things, not fucking autistic. As a paraprofessional the smartest and most functional autistic person I’ve ever known out of hundreds was some 20-ish year old guy with the mind of a 4 year old kid who pretended he was 50 cent and he demanded we all called him 50 cent and he would routinely attack me and other handlers and have meltdowns for asking him the name of a shape or something like a square or circle and if he couldn’t figure out what it was he would attack because he’s a broken, dysfunctional automaton with a frontal lobe the size and shape of a fried egg.>im autistic though it says on my reddit homepage!Show me the MRI of your diseased, mishapen brain or you’re not autistic (and no, an autistic person could not even comprehend what an MRI was or successfully upload a pic of it to this thread in response to this post).>rain main was so smart he could play pickup sticks with his buttcheeks and know exactly how many sticks he grabbed!Yeah that’s a movie. Rain man IRL would have tried to scratch Tom cruise’s eyes out for no reason or pull his hair out, not calmly sit in a casino cheating at cards lmfao, no actual autistic person is playing Helldivers either, they’d probably have the time of their lives if you handed them a controller and let them run the character around in circles in the super destroyer lobby though, before they put the controller through the TV screen on retarded, broken impulse
>>548609135I 3D modelled it, so I'm printing it now.>>548609247Such it is....It's hard to find the exact yellow. Especially with 3D filament, you don't really get a sample. So, you have to look at images of the filament and be like "Yeah, looks okay, I guess" and then when you print it, it's actually a few shades darker or lighter than the spool was. And then you're sad.>>548609168Printers are cool. It's a fun little hobby.>>548609380We'll see how it goes. Obviously, it's not quite on-spec to the in game one. But, you have to make some stuff bigger, thicker or simpler in order to print it without issues. But, it's been a learning experience if nothing else.
>>548609560>Me when I know nothing about game development
>>548609725Speak English, Ranjeet.
>>548609650Said the same thing about aerial combat and now we have faggots making it in game. Once you deal with Swigger devs, you start seeing their patterns. It's all compulsive liars with incompetence.
>>548609560>"they can they just don't want to!!"retardkun... the already shitty engine would shit the bed and become even more broken
>>548609745>As a paraprofessionalah, so you're not qualified to be speaking. You should lead with that next time
>>548609560The moba genre already has to many games.
>>548609745Call me 50 cent or I will twist your nips
>dood why don't they just snap FRV to a gunship and make it fly around for no reason are they stupid????
>>548609924idgi
>>548609779are the joints articulated? if not, why are you gay?
>>548609560I wouldn't go so far as to say they could do it in just a week. Even if the game could be rigged up to make your pic related, there's still balancing to consider. It's more so that I find it really odd that there's so much and yet so little vision that is possessed by these devs.
>>548610017>too scared to replyLow T behavior
>>548609650Honestly, why not? Skill issue?It's just 40 or so SEAF NPC's fighting 40 or so Automatons, the generic maps should be easier to process and pathfind for than the city maps.
>>548610097Multiple people saying same retarded bullshit it's to all of you
>>548610070They have set positions via a hexagonal joint, but don't move freely. That shit wears out and gets droopy in 3D prints pretty quick.
>>548609779It's a cool hobby, but I don't really have space for one in my small apartment :<It'd be cool if you mirrored the minigun arm and put together a mech with double miniguns :>
>>548609898>one guy in a noclip FRV is aerial combat
>>548609560The game is already falling apart with 12 enemies on-screen at once. They'd have to refactor their entire codebase to do this.
>>548609854just say you are retarded
>>548609745Lmao, this nigga got so bullied by autistic 50 cent he now has to have a melty about autistic people.
>>548610472you are retarded
>>548609898>guy using devtools fly mode is the same as adding aerial combatYou idiots get dumber by the second Jesus Christ.
>>548610502>im so le autistic and quirky i like girly anime! XDyou’re not autistic, you’re just a fuckin dumb faggot
>>548610290Yes. That's how game design works my low iq friend.
>>548610621Nintendo, hire this man!
>>548610621Unfathomably based technique, worked like a charm
Who...who are these goblins who come on here to sweep for sw*den?Also lobby doko!!!!!
>>548610621Retard.
>>548609560>console gaymers gatekeeping us from having thisowari da
>>548610621I apologize for my insolence, Todd-chama
>>548610614Uh-oh, melty.
>>548610836>>548610554>projection
>>548611019good morning saar
>>548610961I’m actually in a good mood.
>>548610290>Remodel the FRV into something that can fly>Give it flight mode and the handling of a Gunship>Call it the Ariel Support System or some shit idkThis would work, people would not care.\Seethe AND cope.
>>548610896I don't understand why anyone would be on console in this day and age, other than being too dumb to handle big boy tech
>>548611070You're not fooling anyone Sven
>>548611121They need to call it the Sparrowhawk or Canary or something, depending on how much weapons it has mounted.
>>548609745My man, you do know it's a spectrum right? High functioning autists exist and the site is full of them, you probably are one yourself. You've even got the classic black and white thinking.
jeets farming izzat again, see you when the warbond dropped
>>548611167being poor and stupid
Many men, many, many, many, many men have tried to wrangle me, wish meds upon me, lord I dont sperg no more
I thought we were all acting autistic ironically in a post-modern shitpost performance art way. There's actual autists here?
>>548611260It’s not “a spectrum” like you’re implying. Like I said autism is a physical malformation of the brain, within that there are varying severities, like autistic 50 cent Vs the sedintary screeches that sits there prolapsing his own ass all day and can’t get out of bed. Meme current year “autism” or “OCD” or “ADD” is literally made up astrology bullshit. You don’t have “autism” you’re just a creep, you don’t have “ADD” you’re just stupid, etc.
>>548611019You'd know, wouldn't you? It's your favorite word, after all.
Personally, I think Rico is an underrated AoT waifu.
Instead of antagonizing your fellow anons turn to Super Jesus.
>arguing over the nuances of autismCan it get any more autistic
>>548611536>it's not a spectrum!>it just has varying severitiesYou caved instantly, clearly you don't know what you're talking about and are just making up funny stories on the internet.
>>548611474everything I do or say is ironic unless someone says it's based, in which case it was sincere and intentional
what the fuck is wrong is this playerbase bro
>anon sperging out about his specialised interest that he has no formal education in or evidence of any varietyyep, autism
>>548611696H-HELLDIVERS LOOK LIKE THAT?!?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!
>>548611692Ironically based
>>548611696>underage>third worlders>mental illnesspick your favorite
>>548611696I'm convinced brown people can't enjoy games unless they're half erect and thinking about sex the entire time.
>>548611474>There's actual autists here?No. Real autists are allowed 30 minutes or supervised computer time after dinner if they behave and didn’t have a violent episode, and they usually click around on roblox not even playing a game just clicking around on random menus and pictures or maybe scribbling on mspaint.>>548611640autistic people couldn’t comprehend the concept of nuance nor discuss their condition, autistic 50 cent once said “I know I can’t go outside alone because there is something wrong with me” and that’s about as far as they can grasp their own being.>>548611713You need a psych degree and years of experience to work at my facility. I really regret it and wish I became a plumber or something. Psychiatry and Freud and all that bullshit is an absolute fucking scam, college is too.I think all you guys replying to me are just offended that I called your “disease” fake (it is) but you should be happy, not upset.
>>548611696>people play with these mods only for their character to be turned into red mist by a stray artillery shellwhy?
>>548611696Exposure to porn at a young age.
>2 (You)'s in oneThanks but I'm not reading all that.
>>548611696>>548611820>>548611847>actual low T posts
Friendly reminder that AH nuked the spawn rates of SC after announcing the new warbond
>>548611906>maybe scribbling on mspaintuh oh...
>>548611649>>548612112Yeah, physical malformations of the brain specifically the frontal lobe. If your frontal lobe is fucked you’re a broken Down syndrome retard at best, not stressing about your loadout playing Helldivers. That’s not to say a 75-IQ idiot couldn’t play Helldivers but what’s an autistic person’s IQ? fucking 2 or 3 probably, 50 cent couldn’t even identify basic shapes like rectangles and shit
>>548611996Stare at ass for like a half hour while walking around.
>>548612198Yeah the scribbles would look like scribbles of a 2 year old drawing random lines on the walls of their house because they found a magic marker, not stylized and unique helldiver caricatures
>>54861221050 cent is black though, that's to be expected. Plus he got shot like a million times, it's a miracle he's even alive
>>548611996That's the point.
>>548612189source: my ass
>>548612329Real 50 Cent is based, autistic 50 cent was White.
>thirdie with a starter degree sperging about having to tard rangleGuess you shouldnt have robbed the nursing home patients if you didnt want fiddy rocking your shit on the daily
>>548612329
Not a single lobby posted all day....
>>548612478You’re not autistic. Seethe lmao idk
>5 hours in game>every mission already feels the sameDo I up the difficulty from easy or just uninstall because it doesn't matter?
>>548612621Imagine getting bullied by an autistic wigger.
>>548612690the only good missions are time-gated. everything else is just the same three objectives reused with slight variations
>>548612143>underage>third worlders>mental illnessWhich are you?
>>548610017The US made a gunA very big gunA very big gun that fires so many bullets you can hear it fire from miles awayThen they decided they really liked the gun and glued a plane to it
>>548612621Never said I was, but a psych degree and spouting nonsence puts you on par with indian trainiee carehome nurses and I wouldnt trust what either of you say.
>>548612802I'm noticing even the bot and bug worlds all look the same, with the exact same shit just a different color.
>>548612537everyone is waiting for the warbond
>>548612690Up the difficulty and bounce between fronts, I can't play against any given front for more than an hour. Enemy variety helps make up for the lack of mission variety.
Finishing off the autistic 50 cent chain of replies, A50C “wrote” a fan letter (we transcribed his thoughts the best we could) and he ended up receiving a letter like 6 months later that read like>50 Cent does not respond to fan mail but we are excited to hear about your interest in 50 Cent and Capitol Records artists.>Signed, Jen Dunnovan HR, Universal Music Group LTDand we framed it for him, but I couldn’t help but feel it was profoundly sad, but he was retarded so who cares >>548612861>spouting nonsense Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You’re literally just part of some weird jewish cult pretending feeding meth to children and trying to cure sadness with pills and all this other fake shit. Sorry, reddit but your god Freud is a Fraud. Just some weirdo making shit up. Idk why you’re mad, is your tranny friend “diagnosed with autism” or something and you’re offended? Btw his diagnosis of “actually being a woman” is fake too lmao
>>548612881yeah it's pretty embarrassing they expect players to believe there's a war being fought across the galaxy
>>548611696if it goons, it troons
>>548613330just because something rhymes doesn't mean it makes sense
>Joel rigging the MO to be another nail biter
t minus what3 and a half hours?am I remembering correctly? feels like ages since we last got content
>>548612881The missions are pretty much just procgen, it will never get any better. The game is only passable if you immerse yourself in the Discord ARG or only care about the gameplay mechanics, if you came in wanting to see a variety of alien vistas, you're gonna be disappointed.
>>548613330Obsessed
>>548613403it does in this case
>>548613412or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The "Player Driven Narrative"
>>548613519at least he’s not obsessed with ramming things in his ass and wearing a dress like some leftoid
>>548613487>Discord ARGLike the app discord, some RP shit or something?>gameplay mechanicsshoot enemy before they shoot youI must be missing something lmao
>>548610290It's not an FRV with noclip, I think. As far as I could make out, he was spawning gunships that had their normal weapons replaced with an FRV.
>>548613585>"Im not obsessed! Imagining troons shoving objects up their ass unprompted is normal!"
>>548613519goon troon copedial 8
Can't wait for the game size to get to 150 GB
when warbond? I wanna shoot squiggers with a mini gun already
>>548613115>reddit, freud, troons and more out of nowhereStop screeching about pet peeves we never discussed, im not your therapist.Anyway, between muh psych degree and your manner of typing, you come off like a 20 something that thinks they have the world figured out, or a jaded thirdie. Use that starter degree to further your medical education and back up what you're saying, or else you're no better than fiddy and brazilian troonshine brewers talking out of their negholes
>>548594915>Critical Drinker tear into itimagine caring what that absolute faggot larper thinks make up your own opinion.
>>548613689>unpromptedHow is it unprompted there’s troons spamming this site and literally every other facet of media and society 24/7/365 + leap year + tip.
>>548613693>>548613519
>>548613627The official discord, yes on the app, runs an ARG for the galactic war that maps onto the game, they generally vote where the DSS goes and other things like that.>shoot enemy before they shoot youI can dumb the game down too. Hit the buttons in the right sequence to get called a winner..
>>548613797>discordlollmao even
>>548613718Have you tried increasing your storage capacity?
BOO NIGGA
>>548613718Game has actually gotten smaller each patch recently, lets see if they can keep it up.
Valid. Beautiful. Canon.
>>548613743>further my medical educationIm actually apprenticing with a stone mason, im not working with retards anymore after this or getting scammed by (((college))) again and yeah I’m a jaded 20-something, and? I just got out of work and am about to drop in on an Op feeling good I’ll never have to work with retards again after I become a stone mason.
>>548613998Wrong thread. Again.
>>548613778Are the troons in the room with us with now?
>>548614039here's one >>548613998
>>548614039My room? No. My thread? Yes, unfortunately.
>>548614028>I’ll never have to work with retards again after I become a stone mason
>>548614153>my sides have ascended
>>548614137>>548614124>One image>SpamSomething tells me the amount of mental strain one image causes you tells me you might have an obsession.
>>548614028>Im actually apprenticing with a stone masonBro's apprenticeship consists of learning spanish and running from ICE.
>>548614028Stick to rocks then grug, it's good work and a reliable trade. Just dont get too uppity or you'll get the true apprentice experience
goon into troondom(goon to join the 41)til your dick is gone(very soon that day will come)goon into freedom(beat the meat that you want gone)goon for trannydom(make your parents kill themselves)goon cope troon seethe goonGOONTROON!goon cope troon seethe goonGOONTROON!goon cope troon seethe goonGOONTROON!
>>548614587A normal post from a very normal individual who is totally not experiencing psychosis.
>>548614690refer to >>548613330
>>548614742>>548614690
>>548614153I just won’t hire any retards.>>548614398The millionaire gated community yuppies who I install patios for or carve headstones for wouldn’t let a brown anywhere near their property even though they probably vote to have millions shipped over to live off welfare and “low income housing” for free. Being a para I’m getting $25/hour but I get $50 an hour apprenticing on weekends, my boss has a mansion like Tony Soprano, I want to become this guy honestly.>>548614516Any dumbass stone mason apprentice smart enough to use a rocksaw and not kill themsleves is infinitely smarter than any shrink pseud out there shelling out puberty blockers to children
>buffjeets>goon troonsSo who else is a masterclass in projection?
>>548614926raging undocumented spergs
If I were Arrowhead, I would nerf every weapon to do negative damage except the blitzer, it will do 0.00001 damage per bolt. And if people complained I would kill the discord and put out an MO that just says "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER x15" and level 500 invasions on every planet
eta to maxigun?
Put the fries in the bag, pablo
>>548614973>Americans why yes of course than you anon
would it kill you fags to actually play the game
When is Warbond
>>548613965That's just because they removed the unreleased warbond, biome and missions
>>548615183There's no content.
>>548615183
>>548615009I would then replace every Super Earth Emblem with Goatsee
>>548615251Good, i have no use for unreleased content.
>>548615183Game too easy to play now.
>>548615112Please to be repeating saar
>>548615292Id turn every voiceline into earrape.
>>548615112>why yes of course than you
>>548615393>projecting brownnessYou already admitted to being American, Hernandez
>>548615425And the super anthem during flag raising mission is replaced with the sounds of 20 gay sex videos playing all at once
>>548615465wrong twin
>>548613998They should've put a custodian class into Darktide. I think a female custodian would've really fit the low-end-of -he-power-scale feel Fatshark were going for.
I consider HD2 a Euro game>at home on PC>fosters cooperation>actually has some white people despite being set in the futureso yeah Eurodivers are the only real onesalso the only white ones goes without saying
>>548615524>brownoid projecting this hard after google translate failed himIt's over for you, ranjesh. Your izzat will go to rashmeed now.
>>548615679so true fellow white european
>>548615679
>>548615679>Fosters cooperationAfter the series of buff patches, that is no longer the case.
>>548615923friendly fire
>hours before much requested weapon and its warbond>usual shitposting>jeet and nou posting>projection posting>turbo sperg larp >more nou brown posting>no lobbies or anyone actually playingIt's joever..
>>548616002as requested as it is retardednobody will enjoy an MG43 with extra baggage
I wanted the stealth warbond because of the drip but now it might never exist AIEEEEEEEEE
>>548616002you act as though a single slop warbond is enough turd polish to entice people back
>>548615923fair, but it would still be in its original state if not for redditors who are mostly Americans
>>548616093It'd be better narratively to release two warbonds at once. The python commandos, and the unadvertised stealth warbond. Then pretend to censor any mention of it in game.
>>548616151How many times has it brought you back?
>>548616002>you can’t just shitpost while waiting for the warbond!!!!!Why.
>>548616191I'm almost certain Redacted Regiment will never release. Spoilers are a very big deal and le bad in Sw*den culture.
So if/when the minigun is a flop, is it over for the normies? The potential of what ifs has kept them consooming and coping like battered housewives, and the minigun not living up to expectations (excluding the outright delusional) will be a bit of blow to the normoid audience surely
>>548616372>sweden>cultureYou mean calls to prayer and rape gangs?
>>548616373No, the normies will remain so long as AH keeps nerfing the enemies and buffing the guns. But it would be awesome if they all fucked off for good.
>>548616373>minigun is a flopLmao, stop thinking bots are the only faction.
>>548616428You forgot being a bunch of petty conceited fags.
>>548616463We need more enemies to justify more powerful weaponry, but more difficulty modes = ableist I guess>>548616473I prefer bugs, because starship troopers game.
>>548616647an obnoxious superiority complex with absolutely nothing to back it up is european culture
Sex with justice poster>captcha GAYGGkek
>>548616473nta but they might as well be, other factions are just hordeslop, no stationary defenses, no clever terrain use required, same goes for aimthat shit ain't Helldivers
FOUR. MORE. HOURS.
>>548614153why did she do it?
Someone post the clip of the bots shooting around that one diver just standing in the open please
>>548616428They have loppis aswell.
>>548615771>DA WYPIPO DONT SEASON DEY FOOD
>>548616764nah it's warranted for some, like krautland
>bugdivers dont season dey faction
>>548616986>famous for losing
im back from arc raiders fellow sisters when does the warbond drop
>>548616764Europe did bring civilization to the entire world.
>seething bugshitterGUCCIMELTY
>>548617079that game was fun for a couple of hours until I realized there was literally nothing to do after upgrading the benches except shooting guys in the back with the grey smg, which for some reason the best weapon in the game
>>548617045famous for professionalism and objectivity, the qualities that our age sorely lacks
>arc niggersdo you niggas really play this streamerslop ?
>>548617261no one thinks that except maybe you
>>548617259Ive a need to hoard so i just rat (real rat not pvp rat) and loot maps dry and dip. Ive like a trillion legendary purple and blue guns but also only bring grey smg because swede devs cant balance lol.
>>548617261Wasn't a christmas festival recently cancelled because their professionalism and objectivity requires them to become second class citizens in their own country?
>>548617091>he thinks civilization didn't exist before Europe
I can't wait for the warbond to release at exactly 9am Swedish time
>>548617261Currywurst.
>>548617578Stand tall, brother
>>548617261friendly reminder that you only have a country because the US and Soviets allowed you to
New player here. Where do dragonroaches and hive lords spawn? I haven’t seen any of them.
>>548618051>he missed outsorry! you had to be there!
>>548618051we genocided the hive lords their gone forever now, sorry
>>548618051Live service, please understand
>>548617360that's why civilization is declining so rapidly
>>548617756My ancestor <3
>>548618051Redditors and /hdg/ troons struggled too much with hive lords so AH had to remove them in order to be fair and non-toxic.
>>548618051You know, I actually would not be against a Dragonroach Spire being a map objective, that globally spawns a Dragonroach every 2-3 minutes and Shrieker swarms every 30 seconds until you destroy it.
Play melty blood
Imagine you're a super citizen cowering in an evac bunker. You hear gunfire outside, explosions, footsteps, more gunfire. The Helldivers are here to save you. Then, it goes quiet. You can still hear footsteps outside, but quieter now, slower. The light in your shelter goes green, indicating the shuttle bay doors are open, and you try to settle the mixture of excitement and fear in your stomach. You're at the head of the queue, the first one to run out when the doors open.Woosh. The shelter door opens, and you're greeted with the sight of a Helldiver, eyes glowing blue as she gets her asshole fucking reamed by an Overseer. One hand on the door button, one hand spreading her pussy as she bounces up and down. The sound of flesh and carapace colliding are louder now than the gunshots were. With her pussy barely inches from your face, you're frozen in fear and disgust, but you can't look away. Slimy alien cum and pussy juice drip from her spoiled human cunt. The mixture is streaked with blood. She was a virgin. Before you can move, her foggy blue eyes roll up in her head and she lets out a guttural moan as the Overseer pumps her asshole with more of its seed, so much that it overflows, dripping on to the concrete with audible splats.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>548618515>people complain until 2 EATs can destroy itSounds cool but you'll never see it past the first minute of a mission.
>>548618515>Dragonroach spire Two EAT/ qusar shots or one full AC mag to destroy it from across the map. Epic.
>>548618618squids are not hard enough for this to happen
>>548618618You should masturbate before you post instead of trying to do both at the same time.
>>548618812I am hard enough for this to happen though
