Previous: >>569998575>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>570033181yep, you guessed it! my turf YET againdeal with it.
This one
>>570033473problem?
>>570033181Greys...
these terms are acceptable
>>570033464sex
good job spotting it actually the taishin one is a troll thread
dozo
>>570034051I didn't actually and it's probably not. I just tried forcing a 3rd bake with Oguri Smile KEK
>>570034114Can I get one with a green glowing bottle?
REAL THREAD
>>570034290you are not fooling anyone, pedro
It's this one
I post in the less active thread cause it makes janny mad
>redditshower
>>570029903>How do you know what cards are good?Use the compare tool on gametora and compare cards of a given type. As an example, I've included the strongest speed SSR, some strong SRs, and a weak SR for comparison. The main criterion for a strong card is how effectively it grows the stat, and what skills it lets your uma learn. The main factors that influence how well a card grows a stat are attribute bonus, friendship bonus, training effectiveness, and specialty priority. Attribute bonus increases the base value of stat gain by one, prior to all other modifiers, so it's pretty strong, e.g. Speed Bonus, Power Bonus, etc. Friendship bonus increases the value of friendship training. Training Effectiveness is particularly strong because it works when your card is on other trainings, not just its specialty. Specialty Priority modifies the likelihood the card lands on its specialty each turn. So if you look at the cards in the example, Kitasan has very high specialty priority, high training effectiveness, high friendship bonus, and a Power bonus. Now compare her to King Halo and Sweepy, two very strong SRs, who approach Kitasan's power in one or more ways. Now compare it to a comparatively weak card like Taishin, who is lacking in almost everything. Finally, you'll need to look at the skills provided by the card and evaluate how useful they are to your goal in training this uma. Hope this helps.
Other thread died
MOVE MOVE MOVE>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515
>Woke up early because I really needed to take a shit>No desire to do anything ever since>If I go back to sleep I'll wake up in 10 hours and miss the moment the finals drop>Thread died the moment I posted this
i guess this one then>>570034827other threads*, plural
GOOD JOB WE DEFEATED JUAN AND HIS CHILD SOLIDERS
a thread was killed. cut down in the prime of its life
why is /uma/ like this ._.
Exhausting
>other thread 404dAHAHHAHAHA
>>570034995Yeah but it was a taishit thread who cares
>the first bake and most active thread was deleted>this one is still upI see, baker is a janny or is friend with a janny
Ruby would do this
I don't understand what was wrong with the other thread. What constitutes a troll bake?
>>570035042because of umama grifting
>oguriwinslol even applies to bread
i want to fuck cum bucket d'whore
>>570034954Get this irish cunt off of my screen and out of my face.
is this the thread?
>>570034378sorry bub I'm the true queen here>>570035167yep!
It's funny because I made all the Topro, this thread, and the Mr. CB thread and got away with it
>>570035042I made the window CB thread, but I deleted it when I saw this one. Fair's fair, and OP baked first
>>570035167sniff
>>570035207Sirius HATE
>>570035248>NTR thread>17:28>this thread>28:05Mother fucker
>>570035430its almost like V needs to be strung up like the dog he is and flayedim a moderate btw
>>570035218special tits are underratedthey're cute and big
>>570035430Now check the Mr. CB thread stamp
IF LOSINGWIN>>570035253Can you delete your own threads? I thought that was gone
what were they thinking when they designed this duo
>>570033696Look at agemasen go
>>570035546real and true
Matikane
>>570035598>What if Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond were Uma Musume?
fukukitaru
>>570034350dozo
>>570035591well it let me click delete, so I assumed it worked.didn't stick around to confirm, so maybe a janny finished it off
>faggot admits to spamming>mods do literally nothingi see how it is
>>570035163Turn your monitor on.
>>570035430>>570035579Point is we can force a bake if we don't like the bake whether it's schizo or not10minutes the cooldown for bakes if anyone's curious
>>570035813Thanks Kris S
>>570035814Ah okay
>>570035598we all know what they were thinking
>>570034954Is Juan the new V, I haven't been here in a week
>>570035839>umama claims the ntr thread>ntrfag admits to spamming>people will continue to defend and denyIT'S. SO. OBVIOUS
>>570036072Do we need a new bread?
I'm umama ama
>>570036090lowkey fw the porcelain granny drip
>>570036229If it means this general gets burned to the ground then sure
>>570036072It's not like we can do anything.
>>570035598
>>570036048V (mirako) is the new V
>>570035901First bread baker here. I'm not even mad. I just wanted to use the potential uma meme since it's been such a long time since the last time I've seen it posted here, and it IS in context for the CM later. I'm more of surprised if anything that because of a single random fag on the bottom right, the image's suddenly bad.
What the fuck happened did V get banned or what
>>570036293Sure what bake should I do?
i luv memes
>>570036367I'm confused
>>570036496maya
>>570036496
Post more uma fanworks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKZ3V9_Ti8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4DV9EQkz4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcFfoUPynSM
>>570036468Well dont put yourself in the images next time
V is just going to bake again
>>570036647this happened last time too where a pasa guy just 'wanted' to use a cool pasa pic with shitass westoid artdo. not. fall. for. it
>>570036647I don't even know who's that. I just pulled it from my Taishin image folder
>>570036518mimis r funni
>>570036367both semen demons in their own way. Kita tries to be gentle but her iron body and immense strength can break her trainer (me) while Dia doesn't need introduction
>>570036732No bro you totally uploaded a picture of your face as an op picture on 4chan
>>570036887>>570036887>>570036887>>570036887heres a thread NOT from V
>>570036642Very cute.>>570036730Yeah that one was just horrible. Most people don't know how to bake well so it's basically still a free for all, sadly.
>>570036842Whatever makes you happy dude
Cafe love
uma for this feel?
Spoiling the joke, they reveal that they are V stillI’m just tired of this bullshit
I only think of Crash as a semen demonKita-chan is too innocent
>>570036925fuck off, asshole
YOU WANT THE BREAD? TAKE IT, IT'S YOURSBUT /UMA/... /UMA/ I WILL BURN TO THE GROUNDPERHAPS THE SUFFERING OF MY FELLOW POSTERS WILL STIR SOMETHING
>>570036367i love big tiddies
[-]
oh mah gawd, a schizo baked this bread im losing my mind! I can not comprehend how this is happening! I'm posting in it, yet I can feel it overcoming me and taking over! I must complain, I must comment, allowing it to continue and continue endless, sucking them off and never stopping! Please if someone can hear my screams end me rightly! For this which can not be understood has already happened! Please god someone get me out of here and alight my soul once more, dont forsake me here, in this pit of hell! SOMEONE PLEASE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>570036925Totally not a troll bake
This is what happens when you counterbake any bakes (You) don't like
I really want her to win the finals today.
>>570037201>>570037201Maya thread >>570036547
I don't think I like /Uma/ today
>>570037102Need more freaky tickets again...
so what did we learn
at this point let's just make a new board like pokemonlet's call it /vu/ Umamusume
>>570037726Nurse Taishin will heal it
So why are we making multiple threads today?
>>570036367nobody bounces like this
>>570037832schizo hours
>>570037832not yet midnight in Europe and they have to make themselves feel better after spending the entire day being cooked to death (ACs are illegal)
>>570037832I don't know but I'm hoping we get a janny assigned to us cause of it
>>570038012DaiSca doesn't act like this.
>>570035248 (You)>>570037832You know what's funnier? I'm not even V but just attached NTR to my posts and didn't bake all those tnreads, but retards really baked more even after janny went out of his way to pick a thread
>less than 2 hours before bronze
>>570036575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjXcxI6A6U
>>570038267how do you even get bronzethird place gives gold now
>>570036949orenji
>>570038513didn't make it into group A
>>570038513Open league A finals loss
Mods, wipe all the /uma/ please
>>570038513Ask me again in 2 hours
Second leg of the Japanese Dirt Triple Crown
>>570038603Bwo...
>>570038513wait really, then what does 2nd gets, plat?
I think every breadmaker except this one is the same person who kept making new ones since they didn't want me to keep 'claiming' themcould be the new strat going forward...
>>570038717Look at those odds Goddamn. When's this?
>>570038717Dirt triple crown isn't real. Dirters don't have h/uma/n rights.
>>570038801what the fuck are you even talking about
>>570038717>>570038840Post time is 8:05 PM JSTso in around 15 hours
>>570038603Anon, you post here. You are almost certainly better than the random B finals jobber. You are going to win.
>>5700387831st gets orichalcum, second gets obsidian, third gets platinum
>>570038783Mmnyo
>>570038183Our bakers are literally V mindbroken
>>570038801bratty...
>>570038117she does now
>>570038462Cute! rainbow road gave me a headache though...
>>570039024>>570039036well at least everyone gets gold in A>1st gets orichalcumunironically would take it
>>570033341Hi V>>570033464Hi Umamayou guys make such a cute power couple
>>570038183nice try V someone bake
>>570038717
>>570039230>>570039269make it less obvious 2 device andy
must breed
>>570038717I feel bad for the NRA umas. They really are just random jobbers in this race.Why is such seal clubbing allowed?
>>570039269He's using Helios now because that one Helios poster baked sometimes
HOEHARIGATOU GOZAIMASUOSU
>>570039379*kicks*
Was it really that obvious? Well, I won.
>>570039336>socks offWHORE Natie
*rapes you*
I shit on the floor in my own home
>>570039339Because JRA does not want to cannibalize NAR by making new dirt races that would conflict with the NAR ones, so the solution is to allow a limited number of NAR horses in JRA races and JRA horses in NAR races
>slopkill yourself
>>570039746first believable ntr post
V and Umama are the same person
Just 2 more weeks and you're mine, Suzuka...
>>570039552
At the least this confirms bakers wouldn't hesitate to counterbake if they feel even a slight presence or suspicion "that it's V". We're fucking doomed
>>570039915I want to lick them
>>570039962counterbakers derive their power from the masses
Can Suzuka win longs with D long
>>570039962it's really funny how mindbroken /uma/ is about le Vee
>>570039962>implying the BNW bake wasn't by V
>>570039915Natie should stop seducing me like this
>>570040137retard
>>570039335
>>570040109depends how long the D is
>>570040245>>570040326lmao, again
>>570040396
I would like a trainee who has a crush on me but is too beta to confess so she watches from the sidelines as another Uma steals me during Unity Cup team making.Please recommend.
>>570040326this one is funny because my first reaction was "you realize how easy this is to edit" before realizing that actually if someone used 2 devices they wouldn't need to edit since only one of them would show the (You)yeah I'm pretty smart like that
>>570040326bwo... anyone can do that on 4chanx...
>>570040506Falco
>>570040484sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>570040497UHHHHH NONNY WHERE DID THE # GO???? HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>570040056what did she mean by this
>>570039962We really should just rename the general to /Vma/ - NTRfag general Because of how mindbroken you fags are with him despite bragging so much that you outed him already
>>570040506Sirius
>>570040484Ok now I can't tell if this is Cheval or Rulership. I have to check their breast sizes.
>>570040137Actually impressive that the schizo made it so that posting NTR, Ayabe or Mirako automatically triggers a thread meltdown
>>570040484
>>570040565The point is he isn't using extensions.
there will be so deleteds once janny freaks
>>570040506HOEH
Rickey
>>570040739i'm praying that every /uma/ thread is deleted on sight like /v/
What's a nonny
>>570040736now explain why these are different>>570040326>>570040497
>>570040709
>>570040831a tranny word for anons
>>570040878>>570040518
>>570040830/v/ma survived and is thriving on their own, we will survive this too. We just need people to fucking think for once.
>>570040831Its (you)
>>570040951ok so you're just not looking
>>570040973The trolls that plague this place are literally unemployed. There is no hope for this place besides migrating to /vm
>>570040973Uma&Co just needs to be excommunicated. Simple as.
I'm V
>>570040938Oh, now that you say it like that it does make more sense. It sounds like more of a British slang than a tranny slang though.
You know we could just ignore them and talk about umamusume, right?"V baked the thread!"So what?
>>570040935happy ending
>>570040973You have no idea how easy it is for an autistic faggot or three that are all on welfare to shit up a thread
need to get me some of those bux
hey
>>570041106They bring themselves up constantly, reigniting the topic. Their club has shown that they do not care about /uma/, and thus should not be considered /uma/. An unironic blacklist is necessary for the good of the general.
>>570041072disgusting /vm/ trash agentgo back faggot
>>570041106Literally someone already tried proving that's impossible
>>570039681kissing sweepy's belly
>>570041261M(u)mmy..
>>570041159why did her eyes turn purple
the samefagging here is actually impressive.
>>570041159Cute.
>>570041349she's in heat now
>>570041353I have refrained from speaking on this topic for the last few MONTHS that it has been going on. I’m fucking. Tired of it. Get rid of their club. Let them feel some real consequences that they can’t just ban evade. Suddenly, things will improve. I promise you.
ADD POST IDSADD BACK THE IP COUNTERADD FLAGSTHERE I FIXED EVERY BOARD ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE>B-B-B--BUT ITS NOT ANONYMOUSTHIS SHITHOLE LITERALLY ISNT ANONYMOUS ALREADY, WHEN WE KNOW LITERALLY EVERY FAGGOT ON HERE BECAUSE THEY NEVER CHANGE POSTING STYLESUMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY
>>570041619wrong
>>570041564I promise you it'll worsen as they'll lose any reputation they're or their sane members are trying to keep.
>>570041619truvke......
>>570041619correct
>>570041619
>>570040506Smart Falcon!
>>570041619we should all have usernames preferably starting with u/
>>570041670No. It won’t. These people feed on, not attention, but acknowledgement. They have to be known, have a name, have people who care about them. Take away their sense of belonging, of community. Let them feel like they’re actually anonymous for once.
>>570041619I agree with flags and IP counter. IDs not so much
>>570041778u/ma?
>>570041619no one knows people's posting style
>>570041619ok drop ur in-game UID then
>>570041282Fuck off Umama.
>>570040484>>570040709>>570040935>>570041159
did people seriously think deus ex's story was boring? It blew my mind when I played it. It's one of the only game stories I've ever felt was worth exploring for its own sake, the way everything in it was a reference to real events or societies, conspiracies and myths.
>>570041619hmmmmm and yet literally all the boards with post ids and flags are the shittiest boards on the site by a large amrgin....
>>570041834It works great for the Amish. Too bad their danchou is a fucking faggot and nothing ever happens
>amrgin
>>570042012because the mods have literally stated that they will do nothing to moderate those boards in particular because the traffic drives up ad revenue, RETARD
>>570041932
this place would improve drastically if the namedroppers weren't such faggots
>>570041939>It's one of the only game stories I've ever felt was worth exploring for its own sake, the way everything in it was a reference to real events or societies, conspiracies and myths.kinda like Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>570041619None of this matters because this is something we cannot do. We can take action against their club as a community NOW. We just have to collectively decide we are tired of this constant stream of attention seeking behaviour.
>>570042124TRVTH NVKE
>>570042012nigga this is THE SHITTIEST BOARD
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>horsemeat>Heliostranny>Stegotranny>fags who posts Hoguri instead of Xoguri>frontniggers (as a whole)>filterfags>DNl list owner>poalfaggots>Anti-V squad>Club drama posters (as a whole)>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)>Mamboposters (as a whole, but also the club)If you see something, hide and report.
>>570041939That game has been famous for its excellence for decades. I don't think you need to be bothered that a few random people disliked it.
>>570042243The longer the list, the less it matters. Trim it by at least 80% if you want people to take it seriously
Mambo mentioned!!!
>>570042123
>>570042208lol
>>570042124nyo.........
>>570042040
>>570041873490041440585
>>570042124>acts like a massive attentionwhore>surprised when people namedrop him himlol, this has to be bait there's just no way
Any non schizo bake?
>>570042243Where is the autis/uma/ ex dancho
>>570042243Why am I in this list? I never did anything to you guys.
>>570042335This post is low iq
>>570042417no one knows who you are talking about
Look at this uma.
>>570042036Delist them, blacklist their current members by the end of the week, and treat them as though they were the former Futamusume recruiting. Their numbers will dwindle and they will die a slow and painful death OR they will take steps for the health of the general as a whole. A simple ultimatum that the collective body of /uma/ related clubs can present them. Because the deteriorating quality of the general, combined with the dwindling playerbase, is hurting EVERYONE’s recruiting efforts.
>>570042335this post is factual
>>570041619oh yeah?which poster am i
>>570042508It's a shitpost list made by V.
>>570037323Same, I don't think it's very likely (5 wins out of 80 races and 36 wins), but oh my GOD if my non-meta wife actually pulls this off...........
>>570042528i know what he's talking about
>>570042335>>570042446>>570042508>>DNI list ownerCAN'T YOU NEIGHAS READWHAT PART OF DO NOT INTERACT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
>>570042554and what about umama and /uma/ club?
>>570042554Hahahahahaha
>>570042123>>570041932>>570042378Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>570042335This post is high iq
Isn't this thread made by V why are you fags using it so casually
>>570042658Umama is just an autist who sits here all the time and joins rooms. He doesn't shit up the thread to the same degree V does
>>570042550Cute Journey
>>570042243>tfw not in the listits so fucking over bros...
>>570042742we like V now
>>570042554Yeah and I wish I had a million bucks right now
>>570042753Umama does shit up thread thougheverbeit
>>570042742Yeah it really was>t.V
>>570042753I wish that were the case>>570037514
>>570042845V wouldn't phonepost
1 hour until finals, how are we feeling?
>>570042831>He doesn't shit up the thread to the same degree V does
>>570042658They’ll shut up once the problem child is excommunicated.
I just pulled out a nose hair and it was almost an inch long
>>570042753go check the other thread /uma/ club bwo
>someone online does something annoying>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO STOP HIM ITS ILLEGAL TO ANNOY ME>4chan funnymen make fun of you for your disturbing lack of emotional regulation by trolling you via your incredibly numerous and obvious weak points>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BEING GANGSTALKED BY SCHIZOS>you keep responding and feeding them>the cycle continues, a tale of swords and souls, eternally retoldOnly (You) can break the cycle of trauma. Stand up for a better /uma/ today and be the kind of poster you want to see in the thread.
>>570042928>autist who sits here all the time and joins rooms>shits up and gay erps as well
>doing bakushin runs for fuji event>run 1 pre debut charming 2 turns after debut fast learner>run 2 mile S turf S
>>570042554>homework from brown person
>>570042012They were added BECAUSE they were shitty and filled with people who act in bad faith and samefag/astroturf in the first place. Like this place.>flipping cause and effect
>>570042978and I'm growing hair on my ears and I'm only 34
>>570042920I really really REALLY want to fuck Tanuki Rudolf. Just using her body like an onahole while her limbs hang limply in the air, absolutely filling her up until she drags her wet and sopping body to the shower
>>570042996OrORWe could take action.Lazy ass.
>>570042996>falseflagging as mamboFuck off V
Since you guys are just shitposting at this point>be on a diet>find it difficult to jerk off and get off>last 2 days decide to actually eat>yesterday spent 3 hours creating AI hentai and blew my load three timesDidn't know fasting made it harder for you to cum.
Non V thread here >>570037201>>570036887
>>570042978TMI mambro
>>570042554Post hand
>>570040684you'd think that anons would wise up, but no, they worship those schizos here and clamor to give them attention with the slightest excuse. The only thing that remotely works is filtering whatever names are used the most often so at least I don't have to see their larping teenage girl e-drama fucking shit ass garbage posts. true, sometimes that means 50-75 posts are filtered in peak schizo threads, but it's better than the alternative. They're worse than the schizos they pretend to hate by several orders of magnitude.
>>570043162Why is umama being a shitposter in that thread...
>>570042695
>>570043138How do you take action in an anonymous imageboard thread where nobody cares about anything. I have never once in my life seen that. I think you just want to intentionally ask for something that will never happen so you have an excuse to keep posting about it.
>>570043287Reminder that Umama made the AI Ayabe OP and talked to herself in it. V got nuked but the OP did not. Both are faglords
>>570043162The BNW was baked by V thoughbeit
>>570043160Is this true? Religions that have fasting are just mass anti-cum cults?
how we feeling f2pbros
>>570043312Fucking easily. We do it all the time. We set up clubs and join rooms and events and tools for others to use just because we want to do something.
>>570043363This is too big of a trvth nvke for this thread of imbeciles
At this point I don't get why you fags hates the sloptubers or e-celebs when this thread is 90% namedropping
v? Silly anons, this is /vg/
>>570042243hmmmm you could remove some of these
>>570043508I think V does deserve it. But I don't know why people latched on the other person
>>570043538renew it
>>570043508Because this thread is just 1 guy
>>570043276>teenageI think this is the key: A lot of these people are young enough to actually find this repetitive trashy drama fun. They're not mindbroken or worshipful. They're just young (in mind if not in body) and stupid, and so they actually think they are being funny.
>>570043312don't bother with effortposting and trying to reason with them, anon. You made a clearly reasoned and intelligent point, but it's pearls before swine. Last week I spent most of a thread trying to get them to see that screeching about these namefags every thread is worse than the problem of the schizos, that they are the very problem they're claiming to oppose, but it's useless. Just filter Vee and whatever the fuck his alleged lover's name is, and move on, you'll be happier if you do. Let the schizos worship their e-celebs if they want to.
>>570043508>STOPSAYINGMYNAMESTOPSAYINGMYNAMEGETOUTOFMYHEADDDDDDDDDD
>>570043508hey
im the mayaschizo
>>570043438Only 12kHope I can mlb Tachyon to finally dominate with my Paces
>>570043160gooning is better in a fasted state imo
Simplest and most effective solution is to ignore schizos and V and other undesireablesBut thats too hard and not fun enough for /uma/, so we need to crusade against people we don't like just so their names are parroted and their legacy preserved
>>570043312>>570043674Stop talking to yourself, it's embarassing
>>570043438F2P (plus daily pass) (plus SSR ticket pack) here170k
>>570043538That's already the fourth different person doing it. Just post yourst. the second one
>>570043312>How do you take action in an anonymous imageboard thread where nobody cares about anything.You shit on the floor aggressively >so you have an excuse to keep posting about it.as in, shitposting.You cracked the code.
Find sanctuary in a jigsaw puzzlehttps://jiggie.fun/s2plNxhttps://jiggie.fun/s2plNx
none of this would happen if you actually played the game and made aces for cm15 already so we can do rooms
>>570043438Hmmmmm
>>570043771This is factually wrong you may want to get youre balls checked
>>570043626I didn't think about that angle, appreciate the insight anon, you might be onto something. I don't think it's particularly funny, so I didn't think of that, but I'm a cranky late 30s oji-san, so that's to be expected.
>>570043786I mean when he was ignored a couple threads ago everything was fine. Its just retards crying about OP and names as usual
>>570043926Danchou....euthanize this man.
>>570043742I love you mayaschizo
>>570043916I'm trying please don't bully me........
>>570043916you means so i could face off against the room host and umama?
munch munch munch munch munch munch munch
>>570043992OI TEME
FOR 2 (two) HOURS THE SCHIZOS WERE POSTINGENTER ANON, UMAMPLOYEDHE SHINES A RAY OF LIGHT THROUGH THESE DARK CLOUDSHE CASUALLY ASKS>"how are the sloptubers faring?"A WAVE OF RELIEF IS FELT ACROSS THE THREADNo but seriously, I don't follow these fags. Did this fat asian flee to kick or twitch?Is the chink going to have another meltie after having a paper triple """crown"""?
>>570044008You mean when he was banned?
>>570043674I literally don't have any 4chan plugins installed so I'd need to go set up filters just for this one specific thread for the first time in my entire 4chan posting career, but I might actually do it. The thing is that I usually find dramaposting funny and amusing but this is literally just... nothing. It's genuine schizoposting.>>570043789Tell me I edited it. Say the line, Bart.
>>570043789absolutely mindbrokenwhat a dumb, stupid, retarded ass faggot you are, and schizo to boot.
>>570043771I don't know if you're trolling to be contrarian, but I fasted for 3 days. 2nd day I couldn't goon. 3rd day I thought surely it would a great fap after so long and couldn't goon again.Yesterday on the other hand was like biggest beating my dick received in a long while.
>>570043786It's mainly these hours. SEAhours have shown to be better ignoring namedrops and namedropping posts.
>>570044161>same guy who shitposts about umama for no reason>>570040326>>570040497
>>570044161>>570044176you edited this
>>570044146Retard he ban evaded and spammed shitty images
my bnw thread got culled
eurodramaGAWDS
>>570044161>>570044176>posted at the same time...AGAINseriously just space them apart and people would believe you
>>570044303the SEAhours' shitposters died in that earthquake
>>570043992
>>570043992this is an excellent post
Pre-CM Jong?
brrooosssnarita brian daily legend race when
>>570043992Nature and I would do this
>>570044341Stop pretending to be Ryanfag V. You already did that to the Chiyonofag
>>570044412go for it
It isn’t even like Uma&Co is close to S. They could lose a member and still be a comfortable A+
>>570043438>82khopefully I majorly luckshit Tachyon's banner, and hit 3LB in 400 pulls on the SMaru banner. >hoping to get lucky on 2 supoka banners with 400 rolls eachI KNOW I KNOW
>>570044341ryanbwo........>>570044412still doing my borrows
>>570044434its me though bwo... i could prove it if you want...
>>570043916>making cm15 aces without throneLmao!
>>570044161>>570044309now explain yourself loser
>>570043916I even have CM 16 Aces ready tho...
>>570044161>>570044176>matching screenshots>nearly posted at the exact same time>one (You) is on top and one is on bottomis this like an imageboard indirect kiss
Nature would not have sex with her trainer. She would sneak kisses while her trainer sleeps and, if she was in the mood, dry hump on the trainer’s leg
>>570044545The only proof I'll accept is if you disband the club
>>570044545Prove it V
>>570044540Umama...
>>570044598I will hopefully be on it very soon, only have one ace left to do after all>>570044562uhh yeah that didn't matter for sirius and pisces, so I'm good
>>570044562Doesn't throne drop in the middle of the CM? You'd need aces to qualify before then
>>570044413This anon is asking an important question.
https://jiggie.fun/umajig6092026
>>570044705neck yourself seriously
>>570044761Day 1 Round 1
Bwos... I think I'm dying...
>>570044637
wait isnt there a post timer? isnt it evidence that its actually two different people if they actually post at the same time?
>>570044161I mean NOW it's getting a little funny, seeing your post and mine (each with screenshots showing which is which) getting called samefagging is at least a little funny. But yeah, I recommend 4chanXT a lot. easy to use, it randomizes your filenames so you're more anonymous (I use a very distinctive method of naming images, so it'd be easy to tell which are mine), and you can filter retards like the obnoxious yurinigger, and the schizos itt because they do nothing but namefag. Highly, highly recommend, anon
>>570044127
>>570044752To be fair my aces are not that great but if they're decent enough to get me to A finals I'm not gonna bother improving them
>>570044545Danchou. You're becoming an attentionfag like V, and the one you're counter baking against. I'll call you out on the club chat but I don't think this is worth bringing over the club chat.
>>570044540>med Smaybe the run
>>570044930did I save this from you
>>570044826Stop shitting up threads seriously
>>570044545>>570045003>New Autis/uma/ dancho is an attention whore and shitposterAHAHAHAHA
>>570044930Yeah but why do that when I can just go outside and get some fresh air instead? Or go to board that doesn't suck ass?
I like how Biko's outfit is shiny
>>570044145He quit CMs I think
>>570045003sorry bwo... i'll keep my head down and do some more fan runs
>>570044309notice how he didn't reply to this proving it's not him shitposting btw>>570045121I'm not even them you retarded low IQ subhuman, you actually have no idea how easy it is to see you're posting on 2 devices
>>570045204
>>570045068possibly, but I doubt it, I asked for it in the thread a few weeks ago, I'm never the source of uma react images.
>>570045003>becoming an attentionfag>RyanfagIs water becoming wet now too
for dirt TToguri or xoguriwhich has better performance
>>570044161>>570044176>>570044930Can't you just edit in HTML or is there something that I'm missing? Is there a dimension to screenshot baits that I've not seen?
i wish i had editing chops so i could take a screenshot of the Race Fatigue event and change it to say Schizo Fatigue
If yall don’t stop I will
>>570045381NUKE IT
Biko mentioned
>>570045173You know who wasn't an attention whoring danchou?
>>570045225you're fine bwo, don't let retards falseflagging bring you down
>>570044924if you have your phone open, you can post twice at the same time, like this
So not only uma&co but autis/uma/ are shitting up the threads?Not even that their preferred characters are the most boring and ugliest characters>Uma&Co>NTR>Autis/uma/>Ryan
>>570045454>>570045457suge...
>>570045419My danchou is better
>>570045454>>570045457
>>570045176well when you put it that way, most activities you could do are likely more beneficial than posting on 4chan. I'm here because I really really really love Stego jk I don't care about her at all love Umamusume and /uma/ is the only place I have to talk about it now that my imouto moved away. But meditation, taking a walk in the park, reading, writing, music, a practical hobby like bookbinding, all these would be better uses of time than posting on /uma/
Anyone help me figure out why my King has been so underwhelming this CM? I know I'm not A group material but I thought this statline and these skills would have her doing alright but she rarely wins. I know radiant star is a gamble but I couldn't get much else skill wise and I covered most of the bases from the game8 guide.I have mlb Kita, Motion and Creek but nothing else really so I have to borrow CB wit and can't use Fuku, NTR, any guts card that isn't Urara, etc.
This is all MANT's fault.
>>570045737need capped pwr and wit and 600 guts
>>570045640idk, I just don't want to install something that would justify me using this piece of shit site more. I normally just ignore this board when it gets like this but I have a sirloin in the oven right now and nothing to watch on youtube atm. That and this board gets like this every day now
>>570045327xoguri unique is for hitting an accel at the right time the setup for it is track specific while oguri is "if losing, win"
>>570045334yeah you're right actually but I forgot you could do that.
>>570045737gutslet
>>570045334I didn't know you could edit in HTML until just now. So I sure can't prove I wrote>>570044176 and >>570044930, even though I could screenshot this post and it would (You)'s. What's true remains true, though, if anons want to be extra schizo and think multiple people are me, go right ahead.
>>570044545>>570045003>>570045225Wait. Doesn't this confirm that the one that hates V as far to counterbake all the time, and the one namedropping him all the time is Autis/uma/It's just fucking two clubs fighting all along?I can understand their former danchou's decision leaving their club.
he's trying to start shit randomly, don't reply and let him samefag
>>570046028Apologize to TamaLove right now
>>570045608Don't alert the horde
>>570046107this
>>570046000>MrHunkingAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE ITS THAT GUUYYY
still haven't done my borrows
>>570046107Ryanfag did in fact counter bake though because this thread was supposedly made by V, when jannies already decided this thread to he used. He even wanted to prove it.
>>570046000sex with mayo
>>570045737Low Guts means she isn't winning any duels, and low amount of mid accel skills means she's likely stuck in 9th place while the other End Closers are in 8th-5th. Unfortunately Fast Learner is a near requirement if you want someone with a decent to high WR.Other than that, we're still in Frontslop. Bourbonniggers have it easy because as long as they make an SS ranked Uma they pretty much hit a 30% WR.
>>570046107It's farfetched but Ryan anon confessed.
If only Kebcheis was here...
>>570046028Autis/uma/ is based??
>>570046332don't reply to me and stay in your samefagging reply chain
>>570045805>>570045963I mean she doesn't get into a place where dueling even seems to matter so why guts? I thought she'd have enough stamina to not burn out too.
>>570045608no, you deceitful motherfucker, MY DANCHOU IS BETTER
>>570045884>>570046020Don't worry about it. I just wanted to make sure there wan't some bait tech that I've been missing
>>570046332Oh so he's based then
so this is what the lower class clubs do for fun
people ITT really overestimate how strong THE THRONE really is, that support is just team Sirius but instead of giving a bit of everything it focuses on speed and wit, which is why it was thrown into the dumpster the moment GL releases since Light Hello does the same but is way stronger
Good night friends!!
>>570046028SUDDENLY all the shitposting and namefagging about V stopped after this post.
Has anyone seen Mambo?
>>570046545Fuck you ryanxwonbin
stop shitposting autisuma, they're dead and done. The new cool kids to shitpost are exceluma
>>570046591goodnight
>>570046028It feels suspicious though. Damage control is happening right after your post
>>570046373who is the yang wenli of /uma/?
>>570046598What is Mambo? I've never heard of any Mambo.
>>570046596V is a faggot retard
>>570046556From left to rightMy momMy best friendmy grandma
next bread will be butter... right?
>>570046591g'nite. Have an uma dream
>>570046618Their danchou literally admitted >>570044545
mayonnaise peak cannon
autis/uma/ died so umatism could live (please help we are about to reach rank 900 because everyone is just doing a daily URA run instead of playing MANT)
Good fucking job Danchou
Good evening bros, only 33 minutes left
>>570046363it is what it is I guess, I'm probably going to lean pace and/or late in the longer run anyways
>>570046748you're getting margarine
is it just me or absolutely no one here cares about the finals outcome, are we done with cm as a whole?
No but seriously why did he make a new one after this one was made
>>570046683Teioposter (original)but the magician never came back...
>>570046816cutest belly button
Remember, Autis/uma/ is an /uma/ Club shadow affiliate and acts under their direct ordersThat was proven multiple times already
>>570046652“Damage Control.” As though Uma&Co wasn’t looking for anything to change the topic away from them getting blacklisted by every club.
>>570046942Because V made this one
>>570046549light hello force feeds you tokens and energy more so than statsthrone is strong
>>570046942Exactly. This thread was already chosen by the janny after deleting the other 3 bakes, and he baked another one.
>>570046549I'm sure it's not shit, but good heavens if it's not being described as the Second Coming of Jesus. Apparently just running Thrones gives you 1k wit by itself with no other wit cards, a claim I find very doubtfulReplace Marv or Tachyon with Thrones? sure, sounds good. Replacing Finemo with Thrones? I'm skeptical........
>>570046860you should be lucky people are still doing runs at all this late into MANT
>>570046956im crying. youre right. FUCK.
>>570046930I phoned it in because I dont care about mantI will phone it in for the final 2 cms as wellJust give me my bronze and be done with it
notice how the entire bread was talking about V making all the threads sans the maya one, up until "ryanfag" said otherwisecurious
>>570046930>is it just me or absolutely no one here cares about the finals outcomeNo, CM is solved anyway. Boring and mendokusai. I didn't even try. I wasn't serious anyway, it just takes too much time. I would have won had I actually tried.
>>570046921Pace and Late are even worse friend. It's either Front and Oguri, or accepting that you are playing Hard mode. I just made a Pace Ardan for next CM and I expect her to have at most 10% WR.
>>570047152https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569624248/#q569632184Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
It's funny because the Ryanfag was easily identified just as V's easily identifiable with NTR.It's literally 2 avatarfaggots fighting who get to be the top of attention chain.
>>570047126I miss his rageposts more every day......
>>570047068people said that running riko in unity also gave you 1000 stam for free. i think they mean you can get to 1000 in that stat on a lucky run without cards specifically supporting it and sparks feeding it.
Bottom 1 /uma/ thread
>>570047016these kinds of screenshots really don't help when you has the 2 pal Unity golshi being spammed and that shit didn't work at allalso >guts lmao
Until V is gone, the threads will get worse.Until Uma&Co is gone, V will remain.That is all.There is no option B. This will continue to happen if you ignore it.Do with that information what you will.
>>570046930I only care about long kino, sorry
>>570047246I was just gonna say I've seen that pic before saying somethings similar
Autis/uma/: 100% /uma/ bloodYour club: discord, twitter and reddit diasporaThat's just how it is.
>>570046363Oh yeah? Explain this then, wise guy
>>570047246I thought I saw that before
>>570047227I said longer run as more specialty cards and scenarios drop so beyond the malaise of the current meta
its over... /uma/ is officially finished
Bue...
>>570047402It literally does not have to be. Get rid of one tumorerous club and the rest lives.
Man, life's way too short to get worked up over some NEET tranny shitting all over the floor and claiming victory. You guys should reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>570047260To think both were outed because of fucking baking breads
>>570047491
okay I have a great ideavent all your frustrations in this threadfinish itmake new bread when finals startthis is how we fix things for now>>570047437bue!
>>570047491Her outfit is so ASS man
>>570046930i care but im 90% sure im going to lose finals today unless i luckshit extremely hard. the fact that i got into A group finals at all is basically a miracle. im vibe training cm15 aces instead while i lift.
>>570047491not risking
I mean you can tell posts are V. He is ESL and uses a bunch of commas and runon sentences
>>570047537i fucking hate umama so fucking much every thread will suck because you will be in them get a job bitch
finally mother will die
>>570047283>both claims are horseshitbut I'll test it when Thrones comes out, just for giggles. I know that playing through MANT normally gives me between 450-600 guts, a stat I never train, so I'd expect similar results for wit, albeit a bit higher. So maybe 850-950 on a mega high-roll wouldn't be impossible, but I'm a frontfag so I'm not sure that's enough (I don't have Finemo).
>>570047491cute son
>>570047696I'm just indifferent, my life was ruined from a young age because of her so who cares
I'll never post in a Horsemeat troll bake
Post your expectations for finals.
You can tell my posts because they tend to go to character limit and are filled with autism math
>>570047696Doto would say this
Basically it's >V>UmamaVS>RyanfagDid I get the new lore right?
>>570047802cute wife
>>570047828Should be with the new post by Ryananon
>>570047828Where does mambo fit into this
>>570047828No, it’s>V>Uma&CoVs.>Everyone elseOne falseflag post does not change MONTHS of established shitflinging
>earthquake hits SEA>schizoposting in /uma/ gets even worseso it's basically confirmed that this thread is ruined by germans and finns, right
>>570047983who cares about umanko nigga
>>570047983I don't think that wasn't a falselfag. No way that can be a falseflag.
>>570047828The question is who's the villain and who's the hero. Who should I be rooting for?
>>570047068just like ramonu bwo
can i have a schizo name too? please
>>570047983Nice try umama
>>570047802I literally do not care i hate this scenarioAnyway, is our daughter ex-wife finally alive again?
>>570048121>laisuheel>riceuhero
>>570048134Okay, E
>>570048089That is the club that harbors V, and defends them.Until they get excommunicated, the threads will continue to be shat up.
>>570047772sorry to hear that bwo
i want to be Ryanfag too... I swear it's me, bwo...
>>570047537No I think I will continue keeping my thoughts and frustrations to myself. Thread is already dogshit but that doesnt mean I have to add fuel to the fire.I actually typed some real thoughts out but deleted them because it's just not worth it
>Uma&Co and Autis/uma/ club warsI hated these schizoposts but this has taken a turn for a kino. Fucking amazing /uma/
>>570048089>umankoOHthats the joke for uma&coi literally just got it
you neighers have been talking about this shit for like three hours nowdo your MANT runs
>>570043120so what you're saying is that post ids and flags wouldnt change a thing...
I can't pretend to be Ryanfag because Ryan is fucking chopped, hideous uma and I refuse to save her images to post.
>>570048314it's okay, thank you
>>570048314I need paizuri from Still in Love
>>570048545Ryanfag is 10x more tolerable than you. Kill yourself.
>>570048472cant
>>570048628>autisma defense force assembles
>>570048271>impliying he being in an /uma/ club will change anythinghardly, also he's a sweeper so high chances he would just jump to /uma/club, which poison /uma/ more than any other clubI do recognize where you come from though
