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RIP Hugh Hefner

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/27/hugh-hefner-iconic-founder-of-playboy-has-died-at-age-91.html
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>>69867
rip in piece hef
you will be mist

;-;
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He lived just long enough to see his company go to total shit and embarrass itself on a worldwide scale. RIP, Hughie!
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>>69890
Yeah but all that pussy tho

Thread theme:
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A comfy place to take a load off. Tell us about your day. What's troubling you? We're not here to judge.
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>>66427
>I just figure there's a level of competency I'd expect from my coworkers so we could all meet a certain level of productivity.
yeah this also shocked me when i started working at an office.
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>>68523
Stay safe, bud. We're not letting you go just yet.
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>>68526
Wasn't too bad. A few downed trees in the neighborhood and a couple friends lost power for a few hours, but nothing catastrophic.
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>>66223
Bugs, easy on the carrots.
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So how is /vip/ holding up?

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Who was your first crush, /vip/?

For me I had a crush on this girl named Gabby who lived down the street from me when I was a little kid. She moved away though. I saw her once again in high school somewhere randomly but nothing ever happened. I think at that point she played basketball for whatever high school and I was some weirdass kid, and I didn't have any feelings for her then besides.
I think my first crush later in life when I was more grown up was on this girl Sophie in middle school. I asked her out and we "dated" but that didn't really amount to much, and we stopped talking in high school without ever really discussing it at some point. I think it was pretty much my fault for drifting away.
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If this your is teacher 4th grade and school you teaches for she can. For $100,000 would you do it?
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>>69534
>.,
ok I just noticed this too, its got to be on purpose
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>>68902
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>>68902
>If this your is teacher 4th grade and school you teaches for she can.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>69534
The grammar in this post is atrocious, so I'm assuming it's supposed to be ironic?
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>>68902
English mf do you spell it.

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>tfw first introduced to 4chan through WoW "friends" in late 2004
>been posting every since
>wasted my childhood here
>literally can't leave now
If those guys are still around thank you but also fuck you for ruining me. Also how did you discover 4chan and get attached to it enough to throw money at it I guess.
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>no long cats
>no caturday
>no shoop da whoop
>no over 9000

Back then 4chan was also kinder and comfier place.
Now everyone is so buttmad and thinks that being "an internet badass with dogshit banter" is a way to fit in.
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>>69785
>4chan was also kinder
Haha, fuck no. It was worse, we just weren't all edgy fucks.
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I think I was searching for anime or something back in 2006 and stumbled across /a/. I may have checked it out slightly earlier, but I know I was here by April 2nd, 2006, because Haruhi.
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>>69784
yeah I miss it, and some of the spinoff forums that came out of it. now its just a not as fun as the past 4chan, which I only come to out of habit I think, reddit, which I just can't get in to, and social media, which I detest.
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I wos masturbating my wiener just earlier when in my search for pornographical content I came across the Holy Grail --Erin McNish/Kristen. I remember when the hunt was yuge, and watching it, it is really, really mediocre. Pornography is better even if nothing else.

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My pass ends on the 1st, then I can finally renew my old pass and lose this newfag-tier 2016 one.
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When's the annual $15 sale?
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>>69781
October 1st
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Expires on the 3rd here. Just got the eMail. I'm too used to not having captcha so im going to renew i guess.
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My old pass expired since i bought another one for the sale last year, so now I got a new one
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>>69798
thanks

Why would you lie on a poll? Lying is bad. To those of you that didn't lie, what the fuck are you doing on here? Lurking this board can't be THAT interesting can it?
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anyone else here a no pass lurker? i put since4pass in the options but nothing will show up because i don't have one. anyway i lurk here just because /vip/ is the best board on 4chan right now, even if its a bit slow
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>Why would you lie on a poll?

To make people overconfident.
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>>69682
I can only imagine the faces of the HuffPo staff the night of Nov 8th when it was evident Trump was going to win.
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>>69717
>Nightmare
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>>69682
That's an interesting Fire Emblem screenshot.

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>>69754
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>>69754
>>69755
fucking chuuni debil

I'm making this thread so that I can crosslink an image to a thread that has reached image limit.
>pic related

I encourage you all to do the same ITT, as it will show our dominance and superiority over non-pass users. Also as a friendly reminder if you ever want to post a webm with sound on 4chan, go check the /wsg/ catalog for the "Post webms with sound for other boards" thread.

A thread died for this thread, >>66161
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Oh, and for the record, if you want to crosslink a post to another board, you do it like >>>/vip/ 69663 but remove the space there.

That example would link to this post specifically.
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>>69663
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>>69678
Looks like he made a mistake and just copy pasted the post.
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>>69680
Yep, I didn't realize that 4chan auto shortens crosslinks on the same board to just regular post links. I figured that I would just delete it and post it again with the added context so that people wouldn't get confused.

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My favorite SJW moment
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oh man hehehe
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>>69735
You have SJW moments?
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>>69735
>le fighting in the street meme
jesus christ americans are animals
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>>69735

I do enjoy seeing those white girl Medusa-like dreads go flying.

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so what do you guys do all day?
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>>69597
Browse 4chan :(
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>>69597
>so what do you guys do all day?

Stuff. Driving. Cooking. Cleaning. More cooking.
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>>69637
yeah how do I stop?
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>>69751
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69597
shitpost

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Greetings /vip/!

I am Ben, the Therapy Bear. Tell me your problems and I probably won't maul you or steal your salmon.
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>>69706
Thanks, Ben! Because of your advice, I no longer feel shame when I get high. I feel better about myself.
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>>69647
stop
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Hey Ben, for dinner tonight should I order in some delivery or just cook something myself? I have an unopened 2L carton of milk that expires on Wednesday and I'd feel bad about wasting it.
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>>69647
Stop
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Make something cheesy. I love cheese.

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Not putting effort into my shitposts edition.
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Did I waste my money?
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>>69641
No, the post timer is literally halved. The no captcha thing is also nice.
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>>69639
How did you pay? Just tried to extend my pass with bitcoin but it says that's no longer available. Fug.
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>>69649
>not just sending an envelope full of cash to hiro
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>>69649
nevermind guess it was a temporary glitch, worked now
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This might sound weird but what's a normal amount to fuck your gf? I've been doing her 3 times a day and she seems insatiable...we go hard too.
Is there a healthy amount of sex and is there such a thing as too much? It's really cutting into my productivity desu.
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>>68995
in my experience girls fall off hard after a while so maybe stick with it.
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>>69560
>having girlfriends
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Jeffery
Just graduated, fresh on campus, mmm
Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners, damn
Fresh out East Atlanta
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>>68995
>she seems insatiable

Does she come really easily? My ex-wife climaxed so frequently there was no point in trying to keep count.
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Too much sec is when your organs start peeling at the edges/walls

Don't cause microtears, anon



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