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All non cremes stay the fuck out
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um, sweetie, /vip/ stands for VERY IMPORTANT PEEPS
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Fuck you all.
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>>78756
no fuck you
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yello
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>>78756
Nope.

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>mfw I gave Hiroshimoot my money
Why did I do this /vip/?
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>>79689
to avoid the unpleasantness of filling out captchas
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>>79689
Because posts from your IP range are banned but 4chan pass users can bypass this ban?

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DICK LONG AS FUCK
THREAD NEVER 404
VIP TILL I CUM
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>>78695
Y E E T
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hello?
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bonk
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>>78695
kek
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>>78689
DIMMADAB

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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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>>78409
le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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le millenom girl

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Jiren meditating.
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>>78668
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>>79667
uh huh
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>>79667
Hello, South Korea ;)

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drunk thread
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>>66545
What is this painting called?
Reverse search doesn't lead anywhere
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>>79648
sorry my guy, i don't know. i got it off of 4chan some time, as i guess you can tell by the filename.
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>>74919
Don’t tell me. It’s Sarnac, isn’t it?
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>>79683
*Saranac. Forgot pic.
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>>79684

Anime feet
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>>79649
its pantyhose...
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>>79673
It will absorb into her clothes and stain it, you cannot "lick it off"
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>>79676
Not with that attitude.
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>>79676
prove it
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>>79605

What is the worst region in Ontario, and why is it Toronto?
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Well, let's see...
>Comprised mostly (that isn't an exaggeration, it's a fact) of migrants who don't speak English or French and don't do anything other than take up space and occupying low-level jobs
>Has the worst traffic in North America because of horrible infrastructure and city layout
>Constant homeless people
>Has nothing to offer the rest of the region besides horrible television and shitty start-ups
The best city in Ontario is Niagara Falls.
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>>79378
A better question, is there even a good region in Canada?
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>>79399
Eh, PEI is pretty nice.
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>>79378
why is Minnesota cucking canada
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>>79378
they just caught a serial killer so its a bit better now actually

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what do I type again, to show off my clover?
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>>79569
Now tell me how to draw
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>>79575

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has anyone here ever an hero'd?
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>>79591
I did once a long time ago. I don't recommend it.
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>>79591
nigga stole my iphone but it was worth it
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>>79592
>>79628
getting mixed messages here guys

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Tell me about your girlfriend!
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>>64552
she was a cute mexican goofball who loved video games and anime, she broke up with me a few weeks ago and life has sucked since then
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>>78104
cute
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She's younger but legal. Chubby and gothish. Really into internet culture and Pokémon. Really supportive and very empathetic. She's always ready to hear about why my day was shit and she puts up with me every day. I love her.
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my gf
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>>64552
I'm dea
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Hi I am Yuno. Hi am from Japan.

Your site is cute. Many many cute photo. I am in your site for many many Time, but I no understando all.

What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?

Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.

Yuno
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Lilies, huh?
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>>79653
Huh? what you say?
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>>79652
lol
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yes, welcome to 4chan my guy

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cute

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Why is /vip/ so slow?
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>>79493
That pussy has seen some shit.
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>>79588
>Nobody wants to spend $20 to shitpost on this site
This. The pass should be $10. I'm pretty sure far more people would buy it then.
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>>79615
funny I said the same thing last night when I was fucking ur mum

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Sup, /vip/? Who else here feels like a fucking Gary Stu?

>President of the student government, 4.0 GPA, infinite income from relatives, "tragic" backstory, *and* just landed a dream part-time job in my field.

I'm worried people around me must think I have a small dick because it seems like I'm trying to compensate for something. Success makes me feel like a fucking clown.
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>>79624
Here, give me some of that success then.
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>>79624
Some people are just successful. Real life is like that. Sometimes there's just winners. Don't feel bad because you're doing well. Enjoy it.
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>>79624
You know, anon, call me a skeptic, but somehow I don't believe you. So, as a little gift to the people reading this thread, I'm going to go through your post and point out some glaring flaws so that others will agree with me. Ready? Let's go!

First off, I'm very surprised you forgot to mention any non-familial relationships. Normally, if you were bragging about your life on 4chan, you'd say something like "I've got a hot girlfriend!" or "My friends are all jealous of me!". I'm inclined to believe that, while formulating this thread, you simply forgot to include any mention of friends - likely due to the fact that you don't have any, and it wouldn't have seemed that big a deal to you at the time. We'll call this "Item Number One.", and no, responding to this Item with a reply that feigns smugness will not convince me! (Also, nice job on the "Sup" - a very "cool"-sound greeting, to assert how cool you are on the Internet! I'd say I'm impressed, but I'd be lying.)

Let's move on to "Item Number Two".
>President of the student government, 4.0 GPA
Usually, when bragging about academic achievement, you'd provide some form of evidence - a screencap of your report-card, a timestamped picture of your Student Government certifications, et cetera. But you didn't. I'm just supposed to take some random guy on the internet's - on 4chan, of all places! - word for it? I don't think so! Next time, try coming up with a more believable-sounding fabrication, like you're an all-A student or your teachers love you. This will help to lend credibility to your overall bluster.

Also, I bet, if questioned on it, you'd pull out the "I'm brilliant but lazy!" card, immediately disassociating yourself from the former, but providing ample evidence for the latter. Maybe that's why you only have a part-time job?



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>>79635
"Item Number Three":
>infinite income from relatives
This isn't a good thing, as you've just admitted to leeching off your (hopefully) loved ones. This strikes me as the kind of thing a person who didn't know very much about fiscal responsibility in adult society would say, so I'll rewrite this section.
>My parents are paying my expenses in college!
This unique phenomenon also happens to affect every other college student, so forgive me if I'm not impressed.

"Item Number Four":
>"tragic" backstory
I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say here. Your backstory appears tragic to others, but actually isn't? Who cares? Are you implying that you'll somehow attract sympathy with this not-tragic backstory? Do you want someone to ask you about it so you can produce some nonsense that makes you look good? I think you just put this in to fill up space, because having four points of interest doesn't look like enough when one a widescreen monitor.

The fifth, and final "Item":
>*and* just landed a dream part-time job in my field.
Again, this smacks of something someone with no real-world societal knowledge would say, assuming that it would make them look good. You might be cleaning the bathrooms at NASA, but no one's impressed when you do so. Your "field" is probably fast food, if any at all, and part-time work of any kind isn't something you brag about, the least of which on 4chan. Surely if you had a 4.0 grade-point average you'd know that full-time employment is better than part-time employment, and you'd be working on moving up the corporate ladder instead of typing up your meagre position on a mostly-dead 4chan board.


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>>79636
>I'm worried people around me must think I have a small dick because it seems like I'm trying to compensate for something.
You also certainly do, but don't be worried - everyone already knows this. Either that, or you're on the lesser side of average and you're incredible insecure about it. Anyways, this is the classic
>I SWEAR I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL!
rhetoric we've heard a thousand times. I'd appreciate it if you tried a tad harder and didn't waste my time with this drivel.


>Success makes me feel like a fucking clown.
I wouldn't want to show up at your circus. I've never really been one for cringe comedy.

So, how'd I do, OP? I was completely correct, right? Remember, your smug, dismissive reply won't help you this time! I won't accept any accusations of me being "jealous" or feigned-cool "Nah."s, either.

And for you, the neutral third party, I certainly hope I've done a good job of convincing you on my position (I see you, OP! Typing "No, you've just proved how pathetic you are" or something to that effect won't change my mind, either! No, neither will a "lol" that dismisses this pre-emptive accusation!). Good day, and have a pleasant evening.



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