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stop being a mindless shitposter and try to actually contribute something of worth, then you won't need to worry about evading bans and constantly changing IPs
>The point is to not have to type the captcha.
Great. Now I just have to deal with the timeouts from ip changes. (Actually fixed by accepting cookies from site/mod suggestion)
>stop being a mindless shitposter and try to actually contribute something of worth,
This comment doesn't make any sense. A pass doesn't provide a means of evading bans.
>then you won't need to worry about evading bans and constantly changing IPs
I post from a dynamic ip, and you're way off base with your accusation.
I thought the no VPN rule applied to pass users too?

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Ever since Firefox installed its horrible "quantum" update that looks totally gay I can't get my 4chan pass to work. I'm literally reduced to posting this from Pale Moon. Is anybody else suffering this experience?
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For some reason the quick reply shows the captcha but you don't have to fill it in to post. How can I fix this?! Firefix 57.
some websites like pixiv are broken for me and I'm pissed
4chan X
Having this problem too
Try Waterfox? Forked from 55 or 56, all the old extensions work.

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>Hello! My name is Kyle. I just left prison on Wednesday following an early release on my 4 year 11 month sentence for threatening to shoot up a school in Ohio from my home in Florida on 4chan. In no way, shape or form should you do this. Please learn from my mistake if you are taking the same path of trolling and internet addiction.

Do you think this guy deserves a VIP?
>I have sworn off the website. It hasn't even touched my address bar. It's like a PTSD thing for me now.

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>forced to get pass because the signs WON'T FUCKING GET CONFIRMED
Fuck gookmoot tbqh
And before you say "hurr, use legacy" that's being phased out

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does /vip/ still love me
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sure do lad !
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Of course. You are very important.
James said he loves you, too.
Some OC for you.
I can't post it here because we don't have sound yet.

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gay frogs
Reminder that this man advises the leader of a nuclear superpower.
Kim Jong-un?

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i need a haircut and i live away from home whilst at uni. i dont like new people/situations so i'm just going to wait another month until I'm home at Christmas to get it cut by the person who normally does it

do i have autism
Probably. Getting haircuts suck I always get twitchy when the clipper is near me so getting one is torture.
when I was younger the lady who was cutting my hair cut the bottom of my ear. i was scared of haircuts for years :(
Ouch, nothing like that has happened to me but since it's so hard for me to sit still during these something getting cut is probably inevitable.
I don't think so. Normally 99% of the population doesn't give a fuck on how my hair gets cut as long as its close enough to what I asked for. Its stupidly difficult to get someone to get my hair slightly above "fair enough you did your job". I have waited far too long for a haircut and I don't blame you.

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how do i unBLACKED my cat?
Get it a wheelchair.

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This man was mentioned by a guest on infowars recently, and some may find it interesting to look into: Siener Nicolaas van Rensburg

He predicted the rise and death of Nelson Mandela, and the presidency of Hussein Obama.

And predicted that the end times would begin when dark-skinned refugees started pouring into Europe at the time a white man with unique wig-like hair replaces a black man as president in the U.S.


Clicked the Delete button, but just got an empty page at sys.4chan.org/vip/imgboard.php

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Any autist supporting yourself entirely with a home-based income, starting from scratch? Please share ideas and recommended resources.

Severe Aspergers making it difficult for me to do even WAH tech support jobs. Zero money for things like 'Go back to college or invest in real estate.'

Already spent all the profits I made in cryptos. Wish I'd bought a mining machine when I had the $. Don't want to become a utube entertainer or a government handout recipient.

Might be able to write a self-published book, but couldn't expect to make a living from that.
I pan handle from home at my house in the Yukon. Not much gold in the stream these days but with the price of gold you don't need much.
I merchantile from my house in Zimbabwe. Not much battles in the forest but with the army grabbing power you don't need much.
I anglegrind from my house in Florida. Not much fish in the swamp but with the pythons you don't need much.

Great idea. I thought about that in the past but didn't know where to start.

For those who think there is any validity in Clif High's alta webbot reports - he predicts that this will become a nationwide craze soon, to the point where people are digging up their own backyards.

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anyone here want to chat about anything?
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Thinking about sucking a man's (masculine) penis for the first time. Should I do it?
I just got my first touch screen computer. Feeling pretty ambivalent about it. Such a small thing, but it feels almost like a betrayal not using the touchpad on a laptop. How to keep screen clean? Does it make sense to buy a cover?
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if u want to yeah
idk never had one but my laptop is really gross i should wipe it down with alcohol or something. my friend spilled beer on it last weekend though it and thankfully came out of that okay. tybg.
I wanna talk about stuff.

How does anyone ever find the motivation to do anything? All I do is get up, go to work, come home, eat, and go to bed, exactly in that order. I have no drive to do anything to change it but I really wish I did.
You basically have to force yourself to make changes, motivation only goes so far. You really have to keep at it/be invested too otherwise you'll slowly give up.

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Why does pee have such a distinctive sound?

Like the sound of urination is ubiquitous in all creatures to do so.
cause liquid does not often flow in a small isolated stream like that. sheesh
I was gonna post links to the yellow pee pee monster vids but it seems they've all been taken down.

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drunk thread
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How can I get my wife into beer? The only thing she likes is hard cider.
Does only drinking light stuff like Mike's Lemonade or Smirnoff make you a pussy?
no the only thing that makes you a pussy in reality is how much other people's opinions effect your own. if you're happy drinking stuff like that then you're fine imo as long as you don't act embarrassed about it or whatever.
Thanks guy, I'll keep that in mind.

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Holy fuck at dem tiddies.

More like Thiccstrasza, am I right?
Brapperina Shitpostina
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>thread can't be invaded by butthurt lol and dota2 players since they're all poor third worlders

This is Ventuswill, a dragon from the videogame, Rune Facty 4.

Say hello to her, /vip/!
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Hello there!
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