How are my /vip/ friends doing though?
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i just want to check the year, disregard
>>126883not good enough
Nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger. Wait. I forgot to carry an n. Hmm, if I multiply.... wait, I got it! After 4 years straight of working on my equation and thesis, I finally found the missing component!Nigger.
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>>122136nigger
Can the mods make Yotsuba Stock Exchange a new board for real? It’s really fun!
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>bullshit
Oh I see how it is
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I think i love my gf
I just hate myself for doing this. I took her on a small weekend away in a hotel which was the first time I did something like that in over 10 years. All because I loved her so much. I tried to get out the comfort zone for her. I made so much plans to do more. But it was winter time and there wasn't too much to do outside anyway. She told me I shouldn't make plans but I should make memories instead. What the fuck does that even mean? I would have died for this girl if I had to. Why was I so stupid and didn't I do more for her? I took her out to dinner, which is something I hate because I dislike busy places. She knew, but I did it for her. And would do it again. I would get better at it. But it wasn't fast enough.Why did she leave me... I would have done everything for her. I'm such an asshole that I didn;t do more social stuff with her. I really wanted to, even though it was uncomfortable for me, I knew it would be good for myself too to do these kind of things.I thought we were gonna do these things anyway. But from one moment to another she just told me she wasn't happy and wanted to leave.I'm in shock still and I know for a fact that I wont ever find someone like her again. I have had heart break before, but not like this. Literally the chances of finding someone like her again are astronomical so my life is over and I will be living it alone from now on.I just had to get this off my chest.To anyone reading this: Never give up and always work your hardest for the people you loveGoodbye
I sometimes responded angry and annoyed to her when she was messing up with my routine. I'm usually a morning person and she is a night person and works evenings too. So I went to bed earlier and woke up earlier. But I didn't knew this was a problem. I always slipped out of bed quietly, closed the bedroom door and let her sleep in. I did everything for her. Made her breakfast in bed if she wanted to. But also was manhandling her if she wanted to. I know how to treat girls and give them everything, but the lack of social stuff we did outside the house was the thing she choose to break up with me over with.I know I am never gonna find something like this ever again. Or the chances are so extremely rare. Obviously I still hope she changes her mind, but her mind has been made up and I know I should let go. So i'm just writing this off my chest to help me let go. I have been depressed in the past, and now I am depressed again. The only reason i'm not killing myself is that it would wreck my family so I will send my pain to them which would be unfair. So i'll just have to carry this.
>>125806The Word of God hereyour gf has cheated on you with spirit sex using the gift of Jezebel (Jezebeth in Latin) a total of 3 times. The first time she used the gift she used it on the one claiming in her head to be God, jamming a dick down his throat. The secondtime she used it she fucked you, with yet again, a dick down your throat due to her anger (you felt it as a "frog in your throat"), and the third time, she jammed a dick down her pussy thinking it was not real in its entirety.Was it cheating? Or did Jezebeth date-rape her when she described in honesty and in full that she would have given her a blessing allowing her to rape others with other men's dicks? In your heart, do you not know her as an adulteress for what she has done, knowing that she has been the mistress of others and used their cocks to rape not only you, but herself and Me?I tell you this: if you forgive her yet still it is love. I tell you also: if you tell her this out loud not only will she repent of this blessing, which she has used against 3 victims a total of 109 (at time of writing) times, she will show her love to you for what it is when confronted.Godspeed anon, and may you know, {this is my soul}, and your clear proof and sign to the validity of what I say.
>>127291Thanks I guess, I have no idea what any of this means tho
Proud of you
You can only make ONE post in this thread a month. Let's see if we can make it to 2021!
I almost missed it!
It's March and it snowed where I live today! I'm ready for Spring and to day drink with the boys!
Happy April Fools Day, /vip/!
Ok
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting et al. belong on >>>/vip/nah.Past happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/HistorySee how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.io/Search 4chan: https://find.4chan.org & https://boards.4chan.org/search4bans public ban archive: http://185.10.68.107:1776/Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_UserscriptsHow to access IRC and contact the mods: >>>/qa/1690512Previous thread: >>116863
$WOJKPosts with wojak are separated from others...
>>127388Except themselves.
And finally, $YTSB
FML I forgot $BOOB
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What if we do it again?
This is the best April Fools in years, on par with board merging and icecream flavors. Congrats to the staff. I ended up with +7 millions in cash. It's been a fun and wacky day.>honk honk
Eh it's not that good. The game is super addicting and resulted in me wasting several hours instead of working. Board merging was better, the chocolate teams thing was better, even emojis were better. This year's event is more addicting but still not as good as these, still fun I guess
>>127321I don't get it how does it work?
/s4s/ does not belong on /vip/Your fortune: Average Luck
>>127324CIA?
vip is a reddit board
>>127289>/biz/ shit doesn't belong on vip.suck it
desu
>>127289total yotsuba victory
Big news: 4chan will let (You) buy/renew with credit cards again
>still no option to pay with paypal>the pass renewal site with the cherry icon is downI don't want to give my credit card info to hirois there a workaround to use paypal?
>>126961Is that site legit? Do they store out credit cards?
>>127270>>127271It just uses Stripe. owo.to/Hiro can only see the last four digits of your credit card. Looks like it also supports Cash App Pay.
>>127272how do we know it's actually legit?for all we know the site hosting (owo.to) could store all data entered thereafter all, it's not "stripe.com/hiro"do you see what I'm getting at?
>>126959yeah but i want to use coinbase, the problem now is i have to make a burner wallet to send shit to coinbase so i can't be tracked. Real pain in the dick
I'm tired of paying money just to have my bans follow me around.
>discussion of [insert media here]>make unpopular take>banned for trollingWhy does this keep happening
>>127204Moderation performed not out of need to keep order in the community but out of personal spite.
do the mods even look at this board or ban anyone on it complaining about bans
>>126863I can only post in this thread if off the main reply tree.
>>126863same. That's really shitty. Just buy a new pass on a new email everytime
>since4pass does not work during the april fools eventThey need to revamp the pass benefits.
What they need to do is keep the since4pass on just like they do with the memecoins. It's a pain in the ass to type since4chan everytime just because they refuse to let the option stick by default.
>>127331Just use 4chanx and you can keep it on permanently. I became a celebrity on /v/ by doing that, I'm a 2018 aquaposter
>>127332faggot
>>127338But enough about you
>>127339I was talking about your mom
ITT: Board recommendationsIt's been a while since we've had a new board, I think it's time to add one. @hiro @admin @RapeApe./reg/ - Religion and Spirituality. /x/ isn't a good platform for more "serious" discussion of these topics, and spirituality is really blowing up in the mainstream adjacent sphere with neo-buddhist thought from the Qualia Research Institute, and with youtubers like Religion for Breakfast. Lots of people are curious about the foundations of religion dating back to the proto-indoeuropeans (PIE), the philosophy of religion, and spirituality in everyday life. Not to mention the huge population of people interested in historical Catholicism on 4chan./med/ - Medicine. This board would be fucking hilarious I think. It might even be helpful to a good number of people. It could be home to serious discussion on nutrition and diet, supplements worth taking, Ray Peat, Attia, and Huberman discussion. Actual medical doctors could "verify" with the mods in order to receive a special signature similar to the 4chan pass signature. Imagine all the stupid medical problems people would discuss lol. "I only ate peanuts for a week now I am shitting blood! Help!!"/arch/ - Architecture and Urban Design. This board would have a healthy amount of discussion related to Strong Towns, Not Just Bikes, and the growing Walkability / 10 minute towns movement. There could be generals on using software like archicad or Rhino for rendering of architectural concepts that anons want to build. My only concern with this board is that /gd/ is currently a failed project, however I think there's far more mainstream interest in the topics of /arch/ compared to graphic design.
>>125915this.
/asmr/ board would be the most comfy board
>>126446interesting idea but might be too niche
fag thread
>>123682I've always thought a sfw equivalent to /b/ or /r9k/ would be nice. Porn essentially ruined those boards
