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English teacher wants us to tell a joke tomorrow during class as part of a grade and gave the Okay on it being as “offensive as possible..”

So boys...give me your worst.
I fell on black ice and injured my shoulder.
I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I got up I found out my wallet was missing.
what do u call a jew that can fly?
The President of the United States of America
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a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
Add cis het and this joke is pretty good.
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This one's bretty gud.
I saw a black man carrying a television down the street a few days ago. I thought it was mine at first, but then I remembered that mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.
Q: Why do Saudi Arabian gays never meet up in rooftop bars?
A: To avoid getting hung over.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you slice him thin.

BTW, the guy who told me this was black.
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>be american
>get shot
What do a nigger and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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