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>ITT: POST A SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
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>>79871
but only while you're holding your breath
the ability to talk to fish
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>>79872
>the ability to talk to fish
But all fish will hate you.

The ability to see through solid objects.
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>>79889
What you see looks like liquid and cannot be discerned from being liquid
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>>79891
kinda lame and you didnt even say another power
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>>79889
But people can see through your clothes in the same manner

The ability to make anybody fall in love with you
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>>80005
Everyone falls in love with you regardless of your feelings towards them.
Being able to slide into alternate universes with unique and richly distinct histories from our own.
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>>80018
but each one is slightly worse than the last, and you can't go back except to your original universe
the more broad application of the "bulletproof" superpower. i.e. you're indestructible.
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You can talk to animals.

>>80026
>the more broad application of the "bulletproof" superpower. i.e. you're indestructible.
But you can still feel pain and it's amplified 4x
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>>80032
But they cant talk to you.

>i can breath underwater
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>>80118
>You can no longer breathe on land.

Hyperintelligence
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>>80769
To everyone around you, you just sound like a distressed mongoloid and can't communicate your intelligence.

You can speak every language in the world fluently
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>>80776
You can only say phrases that could only offend the person you are talking to

You become a master of martial weapons
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>>80810
But every weapon breaks after one use, including your fists.

The power to jump incredibly long distances
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>>80818
Due to gforce, your intestines empties out every single time

Ability to turn off gravity very locally
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>>80820
You cannot turn gravity back on

Ability to read minds
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>>79871
bump3
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>>80828
>Ability to read minds
But everything you read is spoken out your mouth automatically.

The ability to detect and strike the weak point on any opponent dropping them in one hit.
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>>82097
You have to use your testicles to hit them in that spot.
Time travel.
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>>82111
Can only travel forward and can't return to your own time.
>Can write incredible stories and novels easily
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>>82112
Someone else is always credited for the work.

You can calm people down by being close to them, like stopping dangerous fights and muggers never attack you.
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>>82115
You are completely mute
>Able to cook anything you want perfectly
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>>82117
Only when you cook vegan.

You can see around corners before you reach them.
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>>82119
Impotence

>can walk through walls, disappear, and fly
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>>82120
Any priest from any religion can easily remove you from the world.

You can shoot lightning bolts from your palm.
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>>82131
While youre electrically resistant your not heat resistant

You can see skeletons / fossils through earth
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>>82140
The skeletons and fossils can also see you.

Ability to summon lightning by playing the guitar.
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>>82155
Only when it is plugged into an amp.

The power to materialize large, piping hot, deep dish pizzas in front of you.
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>>82157
The dough is always undercooked

Ability to transform into a dragon
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>>82158
but you can only into one of the gay dragons that fuck cars on deviant art

aging takes twice as long for you as it would for others. meaning you live to be twice as long assuming you don't contract aids/cancer/etc
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>>82159
All your senses work at %50 capacity.

You can control electronics with your thoughts.
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>>82160
but you're a paraplegic
you can become a giant
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>>82161
Except your dick

You no longer need sleep
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>>82163
If you ever get knocked out you can never wake up again.

You have incredible charisma and are able to influence people to do insane shit.
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>>82166
but only midgets or people 7'6" or over
you can grow super sharp indestructible claws from your hands
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>>82171
Each time you grow them out you get an insatiable lust and a powerful erection you don't have the hands to grip properly.

You can survive a fall from any height.
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USSR
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>>82213
"Survive" doesn't mean it's particularly enjoyable.

You can speak any language fluently
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>>82214
Queues
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>>82225
You permananty yell whenever you talk

You can spawn anything you desire into existance through telepathy
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>>82234
It always spawns in your rectum.

You can open up portals to anywhere in front of you.
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The ability to make other people happy.
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>>82301
You're severely depressed
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>>82288
You have to strangle a baby to power them up
>Free Amazon prime for life
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>>82306
>>Free Amazon prime for life
You have no life.

The power of Flight.
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>>82307
You can float up but not move in any other axis
>Elastigirl stretchy power
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>>82310
You always hit yourself when you snap back.

You can stop time.
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>>82329
>You can stop time.
You have to fight a British vampire with greater time-stopping ability or your mother dies from his curse
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>>82331
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>79871
Control over causality
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>>82345
>Control over causality
Knowing all the permutations of possible actions saps all interest from remaining alive.

You can sit comfortably in any chair.
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>>82358
but chairs whisper mean things to you
you can punch really really hard
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>>82364
Only if your mom gives you permission
>You never have to replace your kitchen sponge
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>>82375
that would be a pretty funny comic actually
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>>82375
It weighs ten pounds when wet.

You can shoot eyebeams.
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>>82380
But only in pitch black darkness.

You can make your farts smell like anything you want.
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>>82381
but you're the only one who can smell them.

you can grow new teeth if they fall out.
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>>82426
Your teeth fall out multiple times each week
P.S. that really isn't a drawback

You can make people think you aren't a virgin
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these arent superpowers anymore you drips
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>>82471
But only when they believe you're gay.

You can punch people over the internet through your monitor.
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>>82579
You punch like a wuss.

You can summon hordes of demons to do your bidding.
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>>82631
Their service price is a no safe-word anal gang bang.

You have the power to convince people that a bunch of four bananas is actually five.
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>>82659
Only when it's 5 people who really want to eat a banana

You know literally everything there is to picking up women
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>>82668
But whenever you try talking to women, all they hear is static so you must become a teacher to other males.

You have the ability to stop time for 5 seconds.
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>>82686
>You have the ability to stop time for 5 seconds.
This includes every molecule and atom around you - you can't move or breathe as the atmosphere around you is frozen in time

Power: You have passive complete immunity to nuclear radiation.
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>>82688
That includes the sun so you are blind in broad daylight

You can never be found guilty in a court trial
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>>82689
>You can never be found guilty in a court trial
Mob justice is still a thing, and seeing you constantly let off the hook for committing crimes will just make people angrier. Also if you abuse it and act violently, there's a good chance you'll be 'accidentally' shot to death by police while they're capturing you.

You can command any bird within 5 kilometers (and see through their vision / other senses) as though it were an extension of your own body.
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>>82703
You can only have the bird take action (flap, shit, etc) by doing the same motions with your own body.

You can make doors open up into rooms that they don't connect to.
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>>79871
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>>82706
Goy fag?
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>>82705
but only bathrooms and you don't have control over which one.

you can make force fields.
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>>82708
The forcefields drain money from your bank account when active
>Immune to all diseases
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>>82710
>Immune to all diseases
You get captured and experimented on brutally to try and replicate the immunity.

Mastery of video games
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>>82712
You hate playing them at a feminist level of disgust.
>You can breathe in space
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>>82779
If you breath in anything that isn't in a vacuum, your lungs will explode from excess matter

>You can go into any isekai universe in existence
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>>82809
>>You can go into any isekai universe in existence
as a random loser who would probably get perma-killed by the weakest earlygame enemy

You gain extreme manual dexterity and precision (e.g. being able to peel a sheet of paper in half with your fingers)
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>>82811
Because dexterity is an increase in muscle mass you're also so strong you break everything you touch.

You can turn calories into muscle mass super efficiently.
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>>82812
>You can turn calories into muscle mass super efficiently.

You have no control over this, you have to eat a couple thousand calories (kcal) at least every three hours or your body would start consuming itself. Have fun waking up multiple times a night to eat (and constantly need to poop as well)

The ability to control insects telepathically
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>>82814
you have large antennae on your head that, when touched, send sharp pains to our skull.

you can shapeshift
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>>82818
But only into sea cucumbers.

You can telepathically access the internet.
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>>82838
you're vulnerable to the same things a computer is, enjoy having your memories held for ransom with a cryptolocker or furry porn ads sent directly to your daydreams

You get super engineering powers - not just engineering knowledge but related fields e.g. chemistry and physics, excellent mental calculation ability, you can quickly understand and reason about engineering problems, etc.
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>>82841
But you're also a woman.

You can double the power of any device by touching it.
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>>82843
It either breaks mechanically or overloads the circuits if electronic.

You can imagine cooking ingredients of the finest quality into existence.
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>>82847
Anything made from those ingredients tastes like ashes

You can use anything that you touch as if you have spent years training with it
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>>82855
>You can use anything that you touch as if you have spent years training with it

You always forget what you wanted it to do.

You can de-age anyone to 5 years old.
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>>82892
>You can de-age anyone to 5 years old.
They retain their adult mind and strength, so trying to use e.g. to kidnap someone will only make things harder. Also, if you de-age a friend and they commit a crime that's only possible due to the de-aging you'll get charged with the same crime due to enabling it.

You gain the powers of a master baker, any cake, bread, or other baked good is trivial for you and you have a deep knowledge of baking-related parts of various fields e.g. chemistry
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>>82904
>You gain the powers of a master baker, any cake, bread, or other baked good is trivial for you and you have a deep knowledge of baking-related parts of various fields e.g. chemistry

You have an aura of gluten that strikes fear into everyone.

You can enter any tree, and draw rest, healing, and nourishment from it.
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>>82906
>You can enter any tree, and draw rest, healing, and nourishment from it.
You cum tree sap.

You can force people to tell the truth telepathically.
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>>82907
>You can force people to tell the truth telepathically.
Try it on the wrong person and you'll get your ass kicked. Try it on someone with something to hide, e.g. top politicians, elite bankers, etc... you may just tragically "commit suicide"

You can turn anything you touch into ceramic. You control the composition (whether it's fine china or more like bulletproof SAPI plates) and require deliberate thought to activate your power.
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>>82909
only while you're touching it and if any of it breaks, you die.

computer god. basically modern tech just does whatever you want it on command, also passwords and encryptions dont matter since you can just command the tech to bypass it.
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>>82911
>computer god.
Nobody likes you man!

Can jump tall buildings in a single bound!
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>>82915
>Can jump tall buildings in a single bound!
You still only survive falls and leaps from normal height, so if you over shoot the building, you will dead.

You have admin powers on 4chan
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>>82942
You will be mocked by everyone who uses the site to the point that even the board dedicated to fielding your interests will have a sticky to promote you using a secretive IRC channel where you ban everyone that uses it besides the regulars.

You are always right.
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>>82954
Every time someone says something incorrect, you have to say, "Well actually..." and correct them.

Your immune system is perfect and you cannot get any disease, even if you shot ebola directly into your veins.
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>>82955
You have to constantly keep giving yourself diseases otherwise your restless immune system will attack the rest of your body.

You can copy anybody's handwriting by seeing it once.
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>>82993
you can't write anything that isn't copied.

you can predict natural disasters.
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>>83021
You can't prevent anything related to natural disasters.

You can sing in autotune with your vocal cords.
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>>83022
You are automatically tuned to sing out of key no matter what

Your dreams are actually you living in a different universe
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>>83043
But you only dream of universes filled with niggers and transgenders.

You can live your life without getting any sleep at all.
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>>83044
>You can live your life without getting any sleep at all.
It won't kill you to not sleep but you will feel absolutely terrible.

You can shapeshift at will to any human form, and have a complete set of ID, bank accounts, backstory, etc. suitable for that form.
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>>83047
But its alwayss a degenerate (junkie/homeless etc...)

You have the ability to spawn objects out of thin air
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>>83054
due to the law of conservation of mass, the matter in the air used to make the object leaves a vacuum which collapses on you at the speed of sound. the more massive the object, the larger the vacuum left in its wake.

heat vision.
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>>83067
But works only with farts.

you can eat every girl's pussy whenever you want
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>>83068
if it isn't consensual they will file a police report 100% of the time
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>>83086
you can manipulate physics in a 3 foot radius around your body.
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>>83087
>you can manipulate physics in a 3 foot radius around your body.
including your body. And it turns out that while fucking with the strength of bonds between atoms is useful, it's not human survivable

The power to sing instrument sounds (e.g. you can sing as though you were playing a guitar or other instrument of any kind perfectly).
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>>80026
You’re only bulletproof because you can turn into metal, meaning you are completely immobile for the duration of your bulletproofness.

Ability to turn any part of your body into metal temporarily.
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>>83093
You can't talk. at all.

>>83104
the only metal you can turn into is potassium.

poison/toxin immunity.
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>>83984
Water is poison to you and you can only drink expensive lab-grade acid
>You can control your dreams completely
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>>84051
You have terrible insomnia

You can control Bees to attack your enemies.
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>>82689
>You can never be found guilty in a court trial
only for parking violations
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>>84056
Only during business hours

You have the ability to see into the future
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Flight.
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>>84536
It's twice as exhausting as sprinting.

The ability to cure any disease.
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>>85522
You can only cure other people, and you get the disease yourself if you do.

You can teleport to anywhere on Earth instantly.
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>>80018
There's no downside





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