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>tfw favorite pokemon has little to no merch
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite Pokémon has too much porn and I'm to lazy to download all of it.
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>tfw favorite pokemon is quarantined by gamefreak because of what pikachu did
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>tfw your favorite Pokemon has no merch, no fanart, was a comedy relief in the anime, is almost unsuable in ingame teams because of the way it evolves and dropped a tier this gen
Who is it?
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>>33275920
A regi?
>>33275960
Glaceon or Umbreon
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>>33275971
?
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>>33275979
Gardevoir.
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>>33275960
I want to deck you in the face
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>>33275960
Fuck off KnS
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>>33275998
How did you know??
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>>33275990
>Gardevoir
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>>33276018
Why everyone hate gardevoir?
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>>33276034
Because fags like you sexualize the fuck out of it, then have the audacity to claim its your "favorite" mon when in reality its main purpose is to get your tissues soaked. Fucking neck yourself.
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>>33275920
>the only merch is a shitty little plastic figure
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>>33276034
Because its ugly as shit and the porn is always off-model because gardevoir doesn't actually have legs
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>tfw favorite franchise is filled with mentally ill furries and gay manchildren
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>>33275969
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>>33276042
She was the main reason why I started playing Pokémon, when I saw her in the ashnime I was impressed for how beautiful she was, I was so happy when I caught my first ralts, my team of an overleveled Gardevoir and Blaziken, my first experience with a Pokémon game is probably one of my favorite memories. I love her, she still my favorite Pokémon since the beginning.
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>>33276062
>SHE
>HER
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>>33276067
What's wrong big boy?
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>>33276045
>only merch is a fucking card
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>>33276034
I don't hate Garde, I just find it entry-level
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>>33276051
>always off-model
Correct.
>because gardevoir doesn't actually have legs
Incorrect. You could've at least mentioned visible breasts, or having more than three fingers.
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>tef favorite mon hasno merch, hated by half the community, is a starter, never going to get a mega, AND bad competitively
whats her name /vp/?
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>>33276233
Samurott
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>>33276233
>her
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite pokemon is shilled so hard it's sickening, to the point that it got a bastardized redesign just for marketing purposes
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>>33276247
First time I got her she was a female, and she looked feminine enought that I always judt thought of her as a lady. Sorry for meming
>>33276241
Nope
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>>33276233
Meganium?
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>when your favorite has merch but it's expensive
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>>33276271
Greninja?
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>>33276289
Bingo
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>>33276296
It wouldn't be so bad if the shitty shill form wasn't FUCKING CANON
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>>33276305
>>33276233
>hated by half the community
80%
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>tfw my favorite pokemon who are all insignificant shitmons with 0 pandering potential have merchandise
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>>33276310
At least the game doesnt literally call it "Ash Greninja"
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>>33276321
It might as well. The whole thing could not have been executed worse. It's the biggest shitstain on this fucking franchise.
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>>33276312
Context?
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>only merchandise are poorly made knock-offs
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What do you guys even need that merchandise for? You are not little kids to play with toys anymore.
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>>33276347
to be honest id like a little figure of Regice to liven up my desk a bit.
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>>33276060
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>yfw best bro is from Kanto
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>>33276034
Not me, I love it.
>>33276358
This is truly the worst kind of injustice. I understand why it was done, but enough is enough. #BringPorygonBack
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite pokegirl has little to no merch
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>got its plush when its generation was still relevant
>gets plenty of fanart still
>is decent enough in battle
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>>33276395
delphox?
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>>33276444
Nah.
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>almost nothing Nidoking or Galvantula related
fucking why
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>favorite pokemon is about to get a plush in a couple months
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>>33276233
It actually merch(pic related was japan-exclusive though). The only thing it lacks is an EX card.
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>>33276476
Meant to reply to >>33276241
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>Favorite pokemon has almost no porn and almost all of it is bad drawed
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>>33276525
>favorite Pokemon has one porn artist obsessed with it and they draw it with the weirdest anatomy
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>tfw favorite is one of the most universally despised pokemon in the entire series
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>>33276353
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>>33275969
I will not be sad or mad about this.
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>>33276598
who?
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>>33276631
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>>33276636
I like that chubby bastard

He was in my team back in bw2
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My best bro is Omanyte/Omastar. And there is nothing related to them EVER

>No mega
>no regional variation

NOTHING!

He was literally lost in time and forgotten

FUCK YOU GF!
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>>33275920
All I want is a legit Weavile plush, but every event or con I go to either have none or only had one that sold out earlier.
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>>33276458
you're a good guy, anon. Everyone's like WAH MY FAVORITE'S SHIT when it's not OU, but you can really make almost anything work with good support. Very few pokemon are truly unusable. As with any rule, however, there are exceptions.
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>>33275920
>tfw your favourite pokemon has no merch, fanart, practically overlooked in the anime, and is completely unusable ingame
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite pokemon is unironically pikachu
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>>33276062
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>>33275969
why did they even have to put the blame on anyone? was the epilepsy thing a big news in the west? cause i sure didn't hear about it on tv.
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>favorite pokemon is the biggest laughing stock in the franchise AND the fandom
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>>33276966
:^)
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>>33276888
>unusable ingame
Its still unusable even after the stat buff it received this gen?
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>tfw Noivernfag
Cute plushies everywhere.
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>>33276992
It never had a chance to make it to the West. That incident almost got the plug pulled on the entire series before it could leave Japan.
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>>33276570
Meloetta?
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>>33277043
Good taste in scales my friend
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>>33276745
Your Mon got memed into Existence
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite Pokémon looks like shit literally everywhere except in its game of birth
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>>33277150
Noivern is a bat first going by dragon being secondary.
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>tfw pokemon has shittons of merch but too lazy to buy any

also >>33275960
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>>33277236
Zangoose?
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>>33277241
Look man, if it has scales and a nice figure, I'm gonna want to put my dick inside

Bats, dragons, or kobolds; if a scaley hide, then I shall ride
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>Pokemon was voted most popular starter
>almost no merch
>decent art
>never talked about
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>tfw favorite pokemon got the worst mega and shit ability
>while its counterpart gets a better ability
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>>33277283
>no merch
>starter

what fucking pokemon is it?
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>>33277308
Serperior?
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>>33277308
Swampert
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>>33277308
>voted most popular starter
They're probably talking about the /vp/ poll, so Torterra. /vp/ is really the only place where Torterra gets any attention.
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>>33277322
No I meant swampert
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>>33277343
That's interesting, where was it voted most popular?
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>>33277263
No, Electivire.
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>TFW Charizard is my favorite

Haha eat shit OP
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>>33277366
The official pokemon held a poll and it was voted most popular. It was the time when pokemon sun and moon came out.
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>>33277209
THAT IS NOT A REWARD!!!
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>>33276271
For me it's this with Lycanroc, and I like the new design even though they're using it stupidly
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It hurts, Phanpy is so cute too.
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>>33277006
Onix?
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>literally a tube with paws
>no official merch as far as I can tell
>all the fanmade stuff manages to fuck up the idea OF A TUBE WITH FUCKING PAWS
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>>33277067
Nah. There's one artist who really likes Cinccino but he draws it all weird and fat and stuff.

Pretty sure this is the most normal I've ever seen that artist draw it.
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>>33276290
This.
>>33277650
I know that feel anon, Furret is my favorite too and it does have (very little) official merch but it was only made around the time Gen 2 was new and if you happen to find someone selling plushes of it, its expensive as fuck.
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>tfw my favorite pokémon is a middle stage
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>>33276598
incineroar?
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>>33277922
I just don't get it man. It's such a simple design to make. The plastic minifigs look great and capture all the personality but the plushes just feel so dead
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>>33278027
>>33277922
I own an unofficial Furret plush and you can tell it was made with heart.
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>>33278573
Post pic or else you're full of shit
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>>33278599
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>>33275920
>favorite pokemon is literally designed after a hat
>still no plush hat avaliable
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>>33278631
How easy is cum removed in the wash? Does it just come right out?
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>>33279274
it has to be taken off immediately or it'll mat and the smell is impossible to remove
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>>33275971
>>33275986
How is it hard or inconvenient to evolve? It's literally leveling up+physically moving the 3ds. Not hard at all.
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are there any decent official chandelure merch out there?
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>>33275920
mario isn't a fucking pokemon
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>>33275969
that reminds me of what happened to Kadabra.

>Uri Geller LITERALLY sueing Pokemon because of the bending spoon meme
>said he felt misrepresented and slandered through Kadabra and that it's evil or some shit
>no more Kadabra-based episodes in the Ashnime
>no Kadabra merch no more

thanks, Geller, you faggot.
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>>33279340
uri geller should go fuck himself with a 10 foot dildo while drinking bleach
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>>33275969
You'd think they'd have got over this shit after 20 fucking years. Who the fuck even remembers the epilepsy besides die-hard fans anymore?
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>only ghost types that seem to have merch are Mimikyu and Gengar

and no, a single Banette plush doesn't count
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>>33279860
>a single Banette plush
Tfw I have that plush
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>Favorite Pokemon is relatively popular, gets plenty of merch and is good both in-game and competitively
Stop liking shitmons, faggots. Get taste.
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>>33276233
100% delphox
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Merch I want-
Shiny Dratini
Shiny Dragonair
Shiny Dragonite
Shiny Buneary
Shiny Lopuunny
Shiny Mega Lopunny
Shiny Meloetta (both forms)
And THAT is it. That's all I want and I'd be set for life.

Plushes, figures, whatever. I want them so bad.
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>>33279860

God I hate this so much as a fan of Ghost types. There's so many cool Ghost Pokemon. Banette, Mismagius, Dusknoir, Giratina, Chandelure, Aegislash, Alolan Marowak, so many more.

But, no, it's always about Gengar. I mean I don't dislike Gengar at all, but there's so many cooler Ghosts that always get ignored so Gengar can continue being the Pikachu of Ghosts. Fuck, even DECIDUEYE doesn't have much for it. Thankful that Mimikyu at least gets a few cool things.
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>tfw my fav is so popular it triggers my inner hipster
Let's not even mention that its popularity led to the creation of a pig disgusting mega evolution that will forever taint the original design.

And don't you fucking dare defend Mega-Gengar, in fact, ALL mega-evolutions should be retconned out of existence.
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>>33279965
>ALL mega-evolutions should be retconned out of existence.
I WANT MY MEGA FLYGON FISRT DAMN IT!
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>>33279965
>My bro's mega is shit
>That's why we should get rid of all of them
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>>33276062
>gardefag
>cirnofag

So you're just a shit-eating memelord
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>>33279988
95% of them are shit. gengar's hurts more because its the one pokemon I care about the most

>>33279978
and once you get it you'll probably regret it, you should be thankful he has none. do not trust game freak with improving old designs
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When your favorite is gimmicky enough to justify merch but little to none exists
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>favorite mons are so overlooked it hurts
Does no one remember ash's infernape? I want him back.
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>>33276471

>favorite pokemon is an useless and completely unnecessary dexfiller baby

Kys
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>>33275920
>regis
>actual modern merch

One can dream.
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Yay
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>unofficial merch eclipses the official stuff
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>>33280304
No merch is bad but expected. What always gets me is how they're represented in the games
>Nothing new for Regis in ORAS
>No new moves, abilities, formes etc
>All focus is on Megas, Regi's barely, if ever, mentioned
>Regigigas had to awkwardly share Regice's room like some clingy divorced parent whilst having an activation puzzle so cumbersome its like "that kid" from school made it up
>And after all that. Regigigas is still as shit as ever in battle

The best trio immho deserve better than this
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>>33279965
I liked Gengar's mega a lot more after playing Pokken. Also, at least megas are temporary and optional, not permanent trainwrecks like Rhyperior. Especially applies to Gengar since he's viable without it.
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>>33280016
>tfw both XY and M20 tried to rehash Infernape's success
Greninjafag here, I do want Infernape back. Then maybe shillfrog can become a proper character.
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>>33280152
>not realizing it was just a reaction pic

how new are you
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>>33279329
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/plush/pok%C3%A9-plush-s0101-0001-0000/chandelure-pok%C3%A9-plush-%28standard-size%29---10-701-00011

Honestly compared to some types Ghost has it pretty good, I don't know why this thread is complaining. It's not a great situation but you usually see at least one Ghost type who's never had a plush before get one each Halloween, and lots of them have more than one plush.

Now Rock types, Rock types have it hard.
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>dugtrio is only main in ever Pokémon game
>no other mons so he's lvl 100 fast
>fissure 1hko
>bought all of the merch i could find
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>>33275920
>tfw favorite pokemon got ruinedr by "snowflake recolor event" and everyone hate it now
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>>33279965
I know that feel
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merch when?
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MERCH WHEN???
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MERCH FUCKING WHEN?
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merch when?

:^)
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>>33275920
i know right? pikachu needs more attention :/
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>>33277043
Noivern has common plushes?
Nice Shen post.
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>>33279289
>knowing how to fix the problem
The fuck
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Arcanine for me...
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Does Pancham even have any merch?
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>>33286021
It had a plush, at least at one point.
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>large-ish role in a movie
>"counterpart" got a mega but it didn't
>forgotten by most bc johtomon
>little merch
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>>33286175
slowking?
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>>33275920
>tfw your favorite is the exact opposite of how you expected it to act in amie

i just love it a hundred times now.
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>>33279965
nope
Mega gengar>Regular gengar
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>>33286602
>Defending the shitty third eye
>Phasing through the ground
It's fucking garbage fampai.
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>>33280009
>Favourite Pokemon is fucking gengar
>Complaining about new designs
Fuck off genwunner
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>>33286061
This one?
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>>33286695
This one looks a bit better
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>>33286706
Yeah, the outlines on the belly are more accurate.
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>>33276062
>when I saw her in the ashnime
>episode didn't even air until 3/4ths of the hoenn series was already over
>RSE was already out
>first two Mystery Dungeons were already out
>Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness was already out

Even for a gardefag you are pathetic, if that was your earliest memory of liking him then you are absolutely a hoenbabby.

And yes, I say him because the first Garde ever was Wally's, and it's 100% male every time. Your waifu is girl (male).
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>>33281343
That's because official tries to be on-model and unofficial can be as stylized as they want.

That said, this duskroc plush looks awful and I'd rather buy one of those.
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>>33275920
>tfw your fav is really diffocult to translate into merch due to the nature of its design

Gen 5 is so hated that some mons like Scolipede just have minimal merch period despite having neat designs. They only really made merch for the starters and "cute" ones.
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Some of my favorite Pokemon have lots of merch but none of it looks good enough to buy.
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>>33286602
ew

kys
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>>33287017
>even the plush is boring and unhappy
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>>33279340
>>33279478
What a fucking kike
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>>33276888
And hated for ruining a unique typing for 4 gens
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>>33280016
>Ashinme has to make every one of Ash's fire starter's that not Cyndiquil tragic
Shit got old with Tepig
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>>33276045
I feel your pain




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