ITT: times GameFreak proved they have no fucking shame
>>34888791I LOVE MY AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND
>>34888838Every time I see this I feel disappointment.
>>34888838This is that one image that just crushes my soul a little when I see it.
>>34888907GF really don't love us, do they?
>>34888938jewnichi masuda and friends only love money
>>34888938They really just don't care about the quality anymore. Pokemon WILL sell. It doesn't matter what parts you like or hate about it, the series is going to be financially successful regardless of how much the actual quality of the games stagnate because of how huge it is.
>>34888801>autisticyou wishshe is a fucking pothead
>>34888838Made me drop the game without even playing it.
>>34888888Never change 4chan
>>34888801I, too, am in love with Mina, because she is extremely beautiful, and I want to kiss her.
>>34888851I don't see the problem with this one.It's supposed to be a 4th wall joke and they're blocking off a post-game part of BW2. But lot of people here hate it a lot, what is the problem with it?
>>34889075Because the only thing worse than railroading the plot, is being cheeky and self-aware about it. I don't like to bring up Gen 1 but in that once you got past Rock Tunnel, the game let you do whatever you wanted and go wherever. Yeah you had to get the pokeflute to get to Fuschia but you could fight 3 gyms in any order you want.
>>34889075I personally don't mind this one either, I actually laughed to myself when I first found it. It's not like they do these kind of jokes that often.
>>34889075>le "its ok when gen 5 does it" meme
>>34889146It's not "ok" but at least it's kinda funny
>>34888880I want Masuda to drown in liquid dogshit.
>>34889053It's a simple love, but a good one
>>34888838>4 years later>still no Battle Frontierwhat did Gay Freak mean by this?
>>34889113it's not too bad of a railroad because at least you get to explore the route above that area, and like stated previously, it blocks off postgame content, its basically the same thing as the guy from Cerulean Cave but more tongue in cheek.SM's roadblocks are way worse where in most cases you can't even explore a certain part of the very town you get introduced without first listening to Lillie babbling on about some bullshit.
>>34889075because it's adding insult to injury. these stupid route blocks have had people/fans mad for years because they're lazy asspulls, and this one time we get the same chain of people blocking the way but having the nerve to admit to doing it with no reason at all
>>34888838didn't USUM have something like this as well?
>>34888967Pothead girlfriends are the legitimate best if you can afford them. Double plus good if they don’t have a job or dealer and is dependent on you to get her weed. Proofreading that makes me sound like a psycho, but I’m posting anyways. Clean house, dinner made, laundry done.
>>34889419No. They just copy and pasted the entire battle tree area. They didn't put in any effort at all to improve the usum post game
>>34888838Free legendary at fucking mid game is a worse crime 2bh.
>>34889445that’s not what he means>>34889419>THE ALOLA GYM PROJECT HAS STARTED!AND>THE BATTLE PYRAMID PROJECT HAS STARTED!double-whammy that’s honestly worse than ORAS, since USM added literally nothing to SM that was already nothing as it was, at least ORAS had PSS if nothing else
>>34889478i didn't mind this all that much desu. it's better than if they brought back roaming, and they didn't really stick out in the company of in-game megaswould've preferred it being catchable instead of a gift, though
every single re-make an re-release>>34888791>>34888851>>34888880meh, don't care>>34888868agree>>34888838this one i loved because i knew it would destroy so many people
>>34889491>THE ALOLA GYM PROJECT HAS STARTED!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34889565they never said they would add gyms on those spaces you fucking retard, i bet you got this theory from some sjw cuck site like kotaku or some poketuber
>>34889575go choke on a dick you faggot
>>34889601make me you retarded nigger
>>34889440>Clean house, dinner made, laundry done.What a fucking normie.
>>34888791And the remake comes and her trial is STILL half-assed.Fuck game freak
>>34889575>they never said they would add gymsYeah someone didn't play SM. Kukui's whole deal was to bring the gym and league system to alola.
>>34889764only the league, as in e4/championhe never mentions bringing gyms at all
>>34888868>Game that's Sun and Moon but better in every fucking way>WAAAAH GAME FREAK DOESN'T CAREYou should have posted Sun and Moon
>>34889782Pretty sure that's part of the league
>>34889789in all honesty, anon should've posted both, Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Moon.
>>34889674I would've preferred an outright shitty fight and extra long cutscene instead of the backtracking fetch quest for dildos we got.
>>34889850Not really, as proven by the fact that they have a league with no gyms. The whole point is to demonstrate that Alola has strong trainers.
>>34888791with this annoying little shit right here
>>34889938the trainers were strong enough, I know I had a hard time with them.
>>34889938>The whole point is to demonstrate that Alola has strong trainers.>wild pokemon have more pokemon than alolan trainers
>>34888851This being self aware just made it worse in my opinion.
Hahaha I don't really know
>>34889994with the past and future speculation you could make one with iwata and another with kimishima (pokemon dead and pokemon alive)
>>34888851I rather liked this one since the broken bridges were just becoming more and more arbitrary. This was just the logical extreme.
>>34890022It made me explode. After two entire games of every single broken bridge being like this, if they were so aware they should have fixed it.
>>34890027>you can't enter, the mine has collapsed>enter later>everything looks exactly like two years ago down to the last tunnel and machine
>>34890027What's weong with not being able to go to a place right away? They clearly had a progression in mind. All it means is that you would have visited that area earlier, the wild encounters and trainers would be weaker, and all parts after that would be adjusted slightly up.
>>34889789>better in every fucking waywew, two steps forwards and two steps back puts you in the same spot.
>>34890044>What's weong with not being able to go to a place right away?Because it felt artificial and forced as fuck. Every single roadblock in the game was an NPC telling you they wouldn't allow you to pass until you do something else, and there wasn't even an uniform or powerful reason. It just was.A literal broken bridge? Sure.Some weird living thing is in the way? I guess I gotta deal with that.A fucking river is in my way? I didn't take swimming lessons.An actual landslide has happened and clearing the way requires time/strength/some rock smashing? It cna't be helpedThere's a quarantine? Adults have their reasons.But when every single one of those is replaced by a Saffron Guard (minus the fresh water thing) it just feels completely arbitrary and supremely lazy. There were no solid arguments to stop your progress, just random restrictions placed on you specifically for no apparent reason.It was made even worse in BW where the entire region was a fucking straight line with maaaaybe two or three small detours if you were feeling adventurous.Travelling through Unova didn't feel like an adventure at all, it felt like a Disney World ride where the staff pushed me back every time I tried to get a bit too far ahead..
Being aware that you're being an annoying cunt is not an excuse for being an annoying cunt. Go fuck yourself game freak. If you know it's fucking stupid just don't do it.
>>34890124Minus the senpai part, does Rotom actually say that ingame?
>>34890206I think it's just what that person named their player character.
>>34889789There was no reason why USUM couldn't have been $20 DLC.
>>34888851I actually loved this.
>>34888938I would never imagine why they don't cater specifically to the 4Chan audience...
>>34890248>$20 DLCJust fuck right off. That argument is really fucking stale.
>>34890409yeah, right? $20 for usm is absolutely insulting
>>34888851this was a perfect moment
>>34890409Better than paying $40 for the same thing. You're just mad because you know I'm right.
>>34889146>le "i'm an underage genwarring on /vp/ and nobody can stop me" meme
>>34888838that was just cruel
>>34890010link to archive?
>>34889565>sinnoh remakes>go to Eterna City>the underground man house is missing>there's a sign>the underground project has started!
>>34888888Holy fucking shit
>>34888838Christ in tights this is still so upsetting
>>34888791please to enjoy three unique Pokémons desu
>GF giving fans the middle fingerThey know they don't need you.
>>34890603>different typings>different stats>different movepools>different abilities>different formsYeah, you're right. Literally identical.
>>34890603>someone at gf thought this was such a good design that they put it into the dex three times
>>34890644It's still the same design three times. If the forms were the base pokemon then fair enough but these are way too similar and extremely lazy.They don't compare to previous trios who aren't pallette swaps or the same Pokémon in different hats.
>>34890603literally all the same fucking pose.
>>34888888numbers of truth
>>34890603These Pokemon trigger me greatly, I wish that I had the power to delete a ton of the Pokemon from space and time, so that nobody would ever have to think of them or see their stupid faces ever again.
>>34888838I got a theory:gf wanted to remake not only r/s, but also emerald. then, they didn't, hence why bf would have been in the "ultimate" edition
>>34888851tbqh, I hated the way npcs just shoved me back in hgss worse than this
>>34888919but the new forme isn't all that better tha the other ones?
>>34890010they never distributed the azure flute event because they thought it would confuse their fanbase. gf had a very low opinion of it's fans for a long time, hgss was an exception, not the rule
>>34889491Painfully self-aware sadistic hacks
>>34892957And then ORAS Regigias came along.
>>34890539Would bomb GF's offices if this happened.
>>34893009If you haven't already bombed them you aren't going to at any point. They couldn't be more terrible if they tried.
>>34890206Yes. Every time you close the menu. And usually it's followed by shit like "Hey, did you know Paralysis lowers Speed?"
>>34889113>>34889406>the only thing worse than railroading the plotExcept the part they were blocking is postgame content (they were blocking the way to Black City/White Forest), and said town has no impact to the story.>>34889146Wait what the fuckWhere in my post did I imply that I am a Unovabortion? Don't put words into my ass you fuck
>>34888888This seems useful
>His league is a league because it's a league so gyms don't have to exist in a league because his league has no gyms.
>>34888891>Megalopolis didn't have sexy robot girl and a back plot of disconnect between the elite and workers.
>>34890713>Dog with wool>Dog with crystals>Dog with volcanos
>>34895551No ammount of cynism will make the design of the dogs comparable to the design of the kamis
>>34890669I like the genie forms personally.It'd definitely be a problem if there weren't the therian forms, though.
>>34898240Still enjoyed ORAS more than HGSS.But I'm not someone who really uses the BF,soooo
>>34898264Probably because you'll slurp up any slop Game Freak throws up.
>>34898286nah, because I dont like HGSS
>>34898290hardy har har
>>34890124Having this little asshole pester me every 5 steps is almost as insulting as the BF project
>>34898240I feel bad for morimoto, having to work with that asshat of a boss
>>34888851>>34889113>>34889406>>34889978Poor sense of humor, desu.
>>34888791I think releasing basically the same game for two decades proved it quite well.
>>34888888preach it girl
>>34888838I'm still mad.
>>34889601t. Sjw cuck
>>34888891The truth of this hurts
>>34889478This, also the Lati megas.
So much autism and shit taste ITT. /vp/ in a nutshell.>>34888888Good. You deserve it.
>>34889325What is that thing from?
>>34889782>>34889938The gyms are a part of the League system. Not just any fuckwit can show up at the Elite Four and challenge them. You need the 8 badges
>>34895551>Being difficult for the sake of being difficult >>34901224And you’re trying too hard
>>34888938no, they stopped giving a fuck about us or quality, especially when they released USUM, which could've been released as DLC for Sun&Moon but were too greedy and decided to sell it as a separate game.
>>34901246How DOES league eligibility work in Alola, anyway? Ryuki just waltzed right up to the Elite Four despite being a non-residential adult - i.e. somebody who can never take the island challenge IIRC.